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Anonymous
Romance Quest 02/13/14(Thu)01:21 No.30205783

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Romance Quest Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:21 No.30205783

"Sorry!" She apologizes to everyone she hits on her way out of the classroom. It's been a month now since college has started but she seems to be still in a hurry everytime she leaves the classroom. Every day like clockwork she would start to look at the time over and over until finally class is dismissed.

"Hmm I wonder where she has to go..." You think to yourself. Since she wasn't very social rumors have started to crop up about her.

"Staring at Aya again?" Your daze is broken as your childhood friend hits you on the shoulder. "Jeez Anon... I'm starting to get jeal-" She catches herself before she finishes.

"What did you say Nami?" You ask her to finish but she was too flustered to even look at you anymore.

"I-it's nothing..." She tries to avert her gaze and hide her red cheeks. "A-Anyways let's go back home okay?" every day you have been walking home with her because both of you are neighbors in the apartment complex you are renting.

You were just gathering your things when you noticed that Aya, in her rush, seems to have forgotten her bookbag on her desk.

[ ] Someone will take it to the lost and found. Walk home with Nami.

[ ] Take it and chase after Aya you should still be able to catch up to her. "Sorry Nami, you can go on ahead of me today.

[ ] Custom

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:28 No.30205953

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:28 No.30205953

[x] Custom - Fuck off with this Anon-kun bullshit.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:30 No.30205982

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:30 No.30205982

Rolled 676

"Fuck off bitch I got pussy to slay"

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:31 No.30206017

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:31 No.30206017

>>30205982
Seconding this

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:39 No.30206184

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:39 No.30206184

>>30205783
go back to /a/

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:40 No.30206201

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:40 No.30206201

C'mon OP we want our pussy slaying romance quest

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:41 No.30206226

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:41 No.30206226

>>30205783
[] Realise you are back in Waifu Quest
And Rejoice.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:44 No.30206260

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:44 No.30206260

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[x] No more Quest threads.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:44 No.30206281

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:44 No.30206281

"Sorry Nami, you can go on ahead of me today" You apologize to her.

She sounded disappointed, but at the same time she probably didn't want to seem too clingy and she goes home first. "Fine, but be home by dinner okay? I'll bring some of my dinner over to your place"

"Sure, thanks Nami" You show her your charming smile before going over to pick up Aya's bookbag and running after her.

She was faster than you thought. "Where could she be?" Aya was nowhere to be found inside the campus already.

Then, finally, you catch a glimpse of her. She has changed into casual clothes as she was running out of the bathroom. She was all made up as if she was meeting someone special. She had an excited aura about her.

"Aya!" You try and call out to her but she was too focused and she couldn't hear you. It didn't matter though, you still followed her through the crowd of people.

"Hmm... what were the rumors about her again?" You think to yourself as you try and catch up to Aya...

[1/2]

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:46 No.30206310

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:46 No.30206310

>>30206281
The most prominent rumor was that she had an older boyfriend who she is getting money from. "Eh? is that true?!" You could still remember your classmate's talking about her.

"Yes! you know how she always runs away every after school? that's it! she is meeting her sugar daddy!"

"Wow... no wonder she always seemed distant to us... she probably thinks she is way better than us!"

You have always thought of those rumors as nothing more than your classmate's being mean to Aya out of jealousy. However, right before your eyes... everything seems to be coming true...

"Gen-sensei!" Aya smiles widely as she greets a definite older man in a suit right in front of an elementary school gate. "Sorry I'm late!"

"That's alright Aya" He puts her arms around her shoulders as he leads her inside. "Now let's go okay?"

"Sure!" You knew that you weren't going to get in there without calling out to Aya...

[ ] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"

[ ] Give it to her the next day, maybe you saw something you shouldn't have...

[ ] Custom

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:47 No.30206342

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:47 No.30206342

>>30206310
Aye girl lemme holler at you for a second

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:48 No.30206351

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:48 No.30206351

>>30206310
>[X] Custom
Occam's razor, its her fucking dad you idiot.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:49 No.30206375

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:49 No.30206375

>anon
IS IT SO HARD TO USE A NAME GEN?!

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:51 No.30206405

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:51 No.30206405

>>30206310
>[ ] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"
also, our name is now Simon

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:52 No.30206437

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:52 No.30206437

>>30206310
>[ ] Custom
Shrug, and dump whatever in Lost and Found.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:54 No.30206453

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:54 No.30206453

>>30206310
>[x] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:54 No.30206464

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:54 No.30206464

kiss Aya right then and there

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:55 No.30206493

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:55 No.30206493

>>30206310
Throw the bag at her.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:56 No.30206508

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:56 No.30206508

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>>30206493
this

Ash !gMe0/ikg5U
02/13/14(Thu)01:57 No.30206528

Ash !gMe0/ikg5U 02/13/14(Thu)01:57 No.30206528

>>30206493
this

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:58 No.30206545

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:58 No.30206545

JAM IT IN

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)01:58 No.30206551

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)01:58 No.30206551

Rolled 39

>>30206493
this

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:03 No.30206664

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:03 No.30206664

Rolled 80

>>30206493
Sounds like a winnar

Friend Computer
02/13/14(Thu)02:05 No.30206698

Friend Computer 02/13/14(Thu)02:05 No.30206698

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>>30206493

This pleases me.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:08 No.30206747

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:08 No.30206747

OP, I feel really sorry that your quest attracted so many shiteaters.

You have my utmost sympathy.

Whiteagle
02/13/14(Thu)02:10 No.30206771

Whiteagle 02/13/14(Thu)02:10 No.30206771

>>30205783
>Aya
>Nami
...Seriously Op what's next, Soryu and Shiki?

Friend Computer
02/13/14(Thu)02:10 No.30206779

Friend Computer 02/13/14(Thu)02:10 No.30206779

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>>30206747

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:11 No.30206801

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:11 No.30206801

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>>30206747
we want the bag!

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:12 No.30206805

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:12 No.30206805

>>30206493
this
then go acquire delicious futanari childhood friend

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:13 No.30206844

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:13 No.30206844

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Rolled 55

>>30206747
Hi OP

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:16 No.30206891

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:16 No.30206891

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>>30206771
I'd suggest that he go full Gundam and put in a delicious brown girl with the last name of Fingerhat

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:16 No.30206895

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:16 No.30206895

>>30206310
[X] Contact the Devil. Sell soul for mad pussy like some kind of pussy warlock

Friend Computer
02/13/14(Thu)02:18 No.30206924

Friend Computer 02/13/14(Thu)02:18 No.30206924

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>>30206895

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:20 No.30206991

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:20 No.30206991

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>>30205783
>I-it's

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:24 No.30207061

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:24 No.30207061

>>30206991
Monty Python's Flying Circus?

Totally OP, you gaiz
02/13/14(Thu)02:30 No.30207167

Totally OP, you gaiz 02/13/14(Thu)02:30 No.30207167

You throw the bag at her, which hits the older man in the face. He collapses onto his back, clutching his bloody nose, and grunting incoherently in pain as Aya kneels next to him.

"What the hell is your problem?!" she screams at you. "You just hit my dad in the face, you asshole!"

[ ] "Sorry, I just wanted to give it back."

[ ] Hit her with the bag and leave

[ ] Give her the dick

[ ] Custom

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:30 No.30207180

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:30 No.30207180

>>30206747
pretty obviously OP buttdevestated that his shit teir quest couldn't start

good, we don't need more of this shit

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:32 No.30207209

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:32 No.30207209

>>30207167
[x] JAM IT IN

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:32 No.30207216

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:32 No.30207216

>>30207180
>Thinks I'm OP

What's wrong anon, can't comprehend that more than one person thinks you're a faggot?

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:33 No.30207230

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:33 No.30207230

>>30207167
[X] seduce the father

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:36 No.30207284

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:36 No.30207284

>>30207167
[X] Unzip. "It's going in your eye or your cunt. Your choice."

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:36 No.30207295

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:36 No.30207295

>>30207167
>[ ] Custom
Hit her with the bad then give her dad the dick while saying "sorry" over and over again.

Friend Computer
02/13/14(Thu)02:40 No.30207355

Friend Computer 02/13/14(Thu)02:40 No.30207355

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>>30207295
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:40 No.30207358

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:40 No.30207358

>>30207284
>>30207230
>>30207209

Combine these three

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207382

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207382

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Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207384

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207384

>>30207358
this

Totally OP, you gaiz
02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207390

Totally OP, you gaiz 02/13/14(Thu)02:42 No.30207390

>>30207209
>>30207230
>>30207284
You unzip your pants. "It's going in your eye or your cunt. Your choice."

Aya looks frightened for a moment until she realizes you're talking to her father, not her. Her dad blinks his eyes in confusion as he looks up at you. "What are you talking about? I don't even have... one of those!"

Aya tugs at his sleeve. "Call the cops, dad, this guy's gone crazy!"

[ ] "NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

[ ] Genuflect

[ ] Custom

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:44 No.30207416

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:44 No.30207416

>>30207390
Bludgeon Aya until she can't call the cops. Jam it in his the eye.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:44 No.30207422

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:44 No.30207422

>>30207390
KILL THE WHORE

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:45 No.30207429

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:45 No.30207429

>>30207390
tell her to check her privilege then this >30207416

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:46 No.30207435

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:46 No.30207435

>>30207390
what about
[x] JAM IT IN

did you not understand?

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:46 No.30207438

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:46 No.30207438

>>30207390
>[ ] "NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

BLOOD AND GLORY

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:47 No.30207457

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:47 No.30207457

>>30207390
He made his choice! Stick it in the eye!

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:48 No.30207472

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:48 No.30207472

>>30207438
VICTORY AT SEA!

~~I really hope the OP of this whines in the next /qtg/ hugbox.~~

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:48 No.30207476

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:48 No.30207476

> For further information on the subject of thread derailment refer to exhibit A), in particular this thread

> Have a nice day /tg/

Totally OP, you gaiz
02/13/14(Thu)02:49 No.30207485

Totally OP, you gaiz 02/13/14(Thu)02:49 No.30207485

>>30207438
>>30207435
"NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

Suddenly, he understands that his honor is being challenged. Dropping his pants, he turns his back to you and gets on all fours.

"DAD! What the fuck are you doing?!" Aya shrieks, but her cries are silenced as you hit her over the face with her bag and tell her to check her privilege as a straight cis scum. Meanwhile, her dad spreads his legs, inviting you in.

[ ] BLOOD AND THUNDER

[ ] VICTORY AT SEA

[ ] Custom

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:49 No.30207486

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:49 No.30207486

>>30207472
I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:50 No.30207519

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:50 No.30207519

>>30207485
[ ] BLOOD AND THUNDER

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:50 No.30207520

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:50 No.30207520

>>30207485
>[X] VICTORY AT SEA

Eyegouge the chick.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:52 No.30207535

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:52 No.30207535

>>30207520
We have already challenged his honor. We can't leave him hanging.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:52 No.30207545

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:52 No.30207545

>>30207485
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:54 No.30207583

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:54 No.30207583

(????`) denko-chan is that you?

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:54 No.30207586

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:54 No.30207586

>>30207485
VICTORY AT BLOOD!

THUNDER AT SEA!

NO HOMO!

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207608

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207608

>>30207583
This post is about a thirty-hamster present roit heah.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207614

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207614

Omfg this thread

Totally OP, you gaiz
02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207629

Totally OP, you gaiz 02/13/14(Thu)02:56 No.30207629

>>30207519
>>30207535
>>30207545
"BLOOD AND THUNDER!" you cry as you thrust inside him, lightning splitting the sky as a torrential downpour causes a flood across the streets. Aya's father replies with a manly "VICTORY AT SEA!", donning a spiked Viking helmet as you ravage him.

Your kin discover you as your clan's longboat crashes through the waves on the street, Aya swept away by the flood as you and your new wife are hoisted onto the longboat, to pillage and plunder in the name of the Sons of Man.

And it's about time this joke is wearing thin. GOOD END.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:57 No.30207646

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:57 No.30207646

>>30207614
This is about the best quest thread since Anal Prolapse Quest.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)02:58 No.30207653

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:58 No.30207653

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good thread everyone, see you all next time

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)03:02 No.30207709

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)03:02 No.30207709

>>30207653
I agree, this was the best quest

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)03:07 No.30207781

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)03:07 No.30207781

>>30207709
I'm glad I am not the only one to think so, sent to the archive.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)03:11 No.30207843

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)03:11 No.30207843

Now I have to go catch up on Oglaf.

Thanks, asshats.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)03:15 No.30207917

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)03:15 No.30207917

>>30207843
You're welcome, MANon.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)06:56 No.30210066

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)06:56 No.30210066

I hearby canonize BLOOD AND THUNDER

May it be remembered and venerated along the legends of Kapown and Henderson.

May it deliver us from the depredations of the abominable weaboo.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)10:13 No.30211713

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)10:13 No.30211713

They'll be back.

Anonymous
02/13/14(Thu)12:10 No.30213196

Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)12:10 No.30213196

>>30205783
/a/ or anonkun (http://anonkun.com/) would be better for this