http://strawpoll.me/1213718

Decide who you will play as in this thread (30 minutes until votes are counted)

>>30460583
This may sound strange, but I want to play as Portat

>>30460583
Going for Frank

>>30460583
>>30460833
Actually hold on, Can we have some idea of what we are planning on doing with Frank exactly? Cus I'm thinking if we are just going to do the same shit as last time it might be a little stale. And I was looking forward to bardock using a sword and all that

>>30460682
>>30460833
>>30461251
Frank wins, updates incoming

>>30461251
There can be both maybe?

Have Frank make the rounds with the Saiyans, then return to Grand Kai's planet to train in his base form for a while. Then shift to Bardock learning to sword gud on Huhn-Tresh's planet.

Then we can probably timeskip to Frank's return to the living. Cut it with the training arc crap.

>>30461300
>>30461328
I would be totally up for that. And that way everyone wins. Except Anime. As it should be.

>>30461251
>>30460833
>>30460682
You look around, but Bardock is nowhere to be seen. Oddly, you can't even sense his energy anymore. Then again, you couldn't sense it before he showed up. The cheers of the victorious Saiyans echo for miles, terrifying the retreating wretched army even further. You find yourself reminded of the day you first joined the Saiyan army, and the thunderous cheering you and your comrades shared that day. You snap out of your thoughts as you see King Vegeta approaching. He eyes you critically.

"I do not know who your are," he tells you. "But your fighting abilities are incredible. You have done it, haven't you? You're a Super Saiyan."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30461379
>A.
"Me, members of my family...your son..."

>>30461379
>A Yes, but I am not just a super saiyan, I am a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan. A super saiyan 3 if you will.

>>30461379
this>>30461421
Also should we go about teaching them how to do it?

>>30461425
Actually, do that thing Goku did with Babidi and Buu.

>B Power down to our base form, then go super saiyan 1 "this is a super saiyan" then go super saiyan 2 "and this is a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan" then go super saiyan 3 "and this is to go even further beyond"

>>30461379
>A
"That's right. I enjoyed it so much the first time I found two more transformations after that, too."

"You're Vegeta's father, right? I never met you while we were alive, but I still recognize you. He's doing fine, by the way. Managed Super Saiyan as well."

>>30461458
Can't be taught. Has to be earned.

>>30461379
say >>30461421
then I feel its appropriate >>30461492

>>30461492
The last time we went into way too much detail, Bardock just up and disappeared mid-conversation.

Let's not spout too much shit or show off.

>>30461575
I'm pretty sure it's because of the other saiyans, if Vegeta was surprised to see that we were a super saiyan, the I don't think he knows that Bardock even exists.

>>30461575
>>30461550
>>30461458
>>30461421
"Me, members of my family...your son..." you tell him.

He smiles. "My son? He's alive, then. Good. I'd assumed so, but it's nice to know for sure. And he's a Super Saiyan? Remarkable. I always knew he was destined for greatness. He has made our bloodline even greater. You say other members of your family have become Super Saiyans as well. Tell me, how many of our kind are left?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30461595
Everyone saw Bardock's fight. Vegeta's just addressing us because we're in front of him. And we still have no idea what's up with Bardock. He came out of nowhere, and disappeared just as quick.

And even if you were right about everything you said, it doesn't make your suggestion fit the situation any less poorly, and it's not an excuse to blabber on like an idiot in front of the King of our entire race: the man least likely to put up with blabbering.

>>30461619
"Well, on my planet 15, but Vegeta and my wife Salta are working on gathering the rest of the survivors. They would be more precise but I'm guessing hundreds or even thousands have survived. The saiyan race isn't done yet"

>>30461705
It's not blabbering, he asked us if we were a super saiyan so I was trying to explain to him that we ascended.

>>30461619
>A
"Nappa, Raditz and Goku, who are Bardock's kids, your son, two teenagers named Onia and Ragus, myself and two of my wives, Salta and Spina, and our kids. I've also had half-saiyan children with a powerful human woman. So counting half-saiyans, eighteen that I know of."

>>30461765
This one's good.

>>30461805
This

>>30461619
Som use your great OP powers to combine these >>30461765
>>30461805

>>30461765
I think "thousands" is wildly off the mark. Hundreds is likely to be a stretch as well.

>>30461765
>>30461809
>>30461819
>>30461836
>>30461862
"Well, on my planet there are fifteen," you tell him. Nappa, former commander of the Saiyan Army, Raditz and Goku, the children of Bardock, your son, two teenagers named Onia and Ragus, myself and two of my wives, Salta, my former squad leader, and Spina, her sister, and all of our kids. I've also had half-saiyan children with a powerful human woman. So, counting half-saiyans, eighteen that I know of. Vegeta and Salta are also working on gathering the rest of the survivors. They would probably have a better estimate, but I'm guessing hundreds, perhaps even thousands have survived. The Saiyan race isn't done yet."

King Vegeta smirks. "Not, it seems we aren't. And it seems like, interestingly enough, our race has actually grown stronger thanks to Frieza driving us to the brink of extinction. I'm curious though; if you plan to reunite and rebuild the Saiyan race, does that mean you have found a world for them?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30462065
>A.
"I've got higher moral standards than we used to have, but Earth is a nice place with a native population that's able to breed with saiyans."

>>30462065
>A.
"Maybe, I've made my home on Earth, my wife Fita's homeworld. Despite most of the inhabitants being pathetically weak, it's continued to provide me with worth challenges over the years and I admit I've grown fond of her race. Never before have I seen such a sea of untapped potential.

Anyway, I've been having a pair of minions terraform another planet in her home system. I'm not sure whether it will be used as the new Saiyan home world, but that is the plan at the moment,"

>>30462065
>A
"We've made a home for ourselves on a technologically advanced world called Earth. With some help we've managed to terraform the fourth planet in that system, Mars, which is likely where any other saiyans we find will call home. Assuming they decide to join us."

"Right now, finding any other survivors is more the priority. In addition, we've been trying another approach, which is to gather people that are "saiyan in spirit": races that produce strong, proud warriors who are willing to stand together against threats like the Planet Trade Organization."

"Even if our numbers are too few to maintain a population, we'll find a way to leave a legacy."

>>30462065
>>30462156
>>30462242
>>30462247
Mars yeah

>>30462065
the moral standards part of this
>>30462156
then
>>30462247

>>30462156
Please don't lead with a thinly veiled insult.

>>30462403
>>30462402
>>30462247
>>30462242
>>30462156
Vote

>>30462403
Ah I didn't think of it like that.

>>30462491
Just this then >>30462247

>>30462491
Voting >>30462247

>>30462247
This

>>30462573
>>30462520
>>30462402
>>30462247
"We've made a home for ourselves on a technologically advanced world called Earth," you tell him. "With some help, we've terraformed the fourth planet in that system, Mars, which is likely where any other Saiyans we find will call home. That is, of course, assuming that they decide to join us."

"Interesting," he comments. "I wonder why you have terraformed a world instead of simply conquering this 'Earth'."

"Right now, finding any other survivors is more the priority," you tell him. "In addition, we've been trying another approach, which is to gather people that are "Saiyan in spirit"; races that produce strong, proud warriors who are willing to stand together against threats like the Planet Trade Organization. Even if our numbers are too few to maintain a population, we'll find a way to leave a legacy."

"That may be a wise approach," he concedes. "Again, it seems like we as a people are growing stronger from this. Although, with one of the few Super Saiyans now dead, I wonder how the rest of our people will fair in the land of the living."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30462707
>A.
"It'd be hard to keep any of us dead, now. We've got a means of getting back to life, so long as you didn't die too long ago or of old age or disease."

>>30462707
>>30462789
Add: Regretfully that rules out the Saiyans killed by Frieza.

>>30462707
>>30462823
Yeah, "There's a one year limit for bringing anyone back. By the time we discovered we could bring people back too long had passed."

>>30462707
Agreed>>30462901

>>30462939
>>30462901
>>30462789
"It would be hard to keep any of us dead now," you tell him. "We've got a means of bringing the dead back to life, so long as you didn't die too long ago or of old age or sickness. There's a one year time limit for bringing anyone back. By the time we figured out how to bring someone back, too much time had passed."

"So...had you been a little quicker with that, our entire race could have been saved?" he asks. "I think I'm gonna go lie down."

He walks off.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30463052
Alright well good news is King Vegeta is probably about to turn into a super saiyan.

>>30463052
>B. Go talk to Portat

Hmm do they say why there's a one year limit in the series?

>>30463052
>B
Go find Carros and Portat.

>>30463052
this>>30463151

>>30463127
I don't know but iirc Som ruled that the mars dragonballs have a ~1 year limit to returning people back from the dead.

>>30463151
>>30463127
>>30463082
>>30463189
With King Vegeta leaving, you decide that there are two other Saiyans you want to speak with. Carros and Portat are not far, talking quietly to themselves and not seeming to notice you approaching.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30463438
>A.
"You guys surely improved since the last time"

>>30463438
>A I come all this way to visit you and I don't even get a "hello frank"? Frankly I'm offended *grin*

>>30463438
>>30463620

>>30463438
Sup fellas?

>>30463438
I wonder what the saiyans would think if we told them we're actually Heaven material

>>30463576
>>30463620
>>30463642
>>30463658
"I come all this way to visit and I don't even a get a "Hello Frank"?" you ask. "Frankly, I'm offended." You give a grin.

Both of them groan.

"I can see your sense of humor hasn't improved much," Carros comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30463751
>A
"I'm having an off day. On a good day, I can even get Salta laughing."

"I see the two of you have gotten stronger down here."

>>30463934
This

>>30463934
>>30464001
"I'm having an off day," you tell them. "On a good day, I can even get Salta laughing."

"I remember that you used to have no problem getting Salta to laugh before," Portat tells you. "All you had to do was hit on her, and she'd beat the crap out of you until she started laughing like a mad woman."

You decide to ignore that. "I see the two of you have gotten stronger down here."

"A hell of a lot stronger," Carros confirms.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30464311
>A
"Yeah, well, things really started changing around the time we had our first kid. Can't say the same for Spina, she was pretty good-natured even before the twins were born."

"Good to see you two have been doing as well as could be expected, for being in Hell. Getting to fight with you guys at my back makes me glad I came down here."

>>30464418
This is good. And it alludes to the fact that we came from heaven

>>30464418
This

>>30464517
>>30464467
>>30464418
"Yeah, well, things really started changing around the time we had our first kid," you tell them. "Can't say the same for Spina; she was pretty good-natured even before the twins were born. Good to see you two have been doing as well as could be expected, for being in Hell. Getting to fight with you guys at my back makes me glad I came down here."

They just stare at you.

"Wait wait wait..."Carros tells you.

"Go back to the part about you having kids with SALTA and SPINA," Portat adds.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30464638
>A.
And Fita, though you don't know her. They are truly amazing warriors, and they can go super saiyan as well. I am truly blessed.
>B. Give a shit eating grin

>>30464727
This

>>30464638
>A
"Yeah, we've been living together since Arlia. Along with my human wife, we've had nine children so far. Two more women who I may or may not end up marrying as well. All of them are insanely strong."

"Big family, real happy. It's a bitch that I'm stuck in the afterlife until they revive me, but hey, I've basically got free run of the place."

>>30464638
"Why are you so surprised? I told you I was going to have a night of fiendish debauchery with them?"
"Do you think me not a man of my word? I am insulted."

>>30464638
Id be fine with a combination of mine and >>30464851
>>30464727

>>30464851
Man we sound like a slut. Glad the child support isn't an issue.

>>30464928
>>30464851
>>30464727
"Yep, and Fita. You don't know her," you tell them. "They're amazing warriors, and they can go super as well. I'm truly blessed." You give them a shit eating grin.

"Huh. Guess we were wrong," Portat says.

"That is so not fair...." Carros grumbles.

"Yeah, we've been living together since Arlia," you say. "Along with my human wife, we've had nine children so far. Two more women who I may or may not end up marrying as well. All of them are insanely strong."

Carros' eye twitches while Portat just gapes at you.

"Big family, real happy," you sum up. "It's a bitch that I'm stuck in the afterlife until they revive me, but I've basically got free run of the place."

Carros lets out an enraged yell and runs towards you, only to be knocked the fuck out by Portat.

"Sorry man, he hasn't really fixed his anger issues yet," Portat tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30465123
Oh yeah I named a kid date you

>>30465161
After auto correct after not date

>>30465123
>A
"Yeah, he always picked the worst times to lose his head. It's not a big deal."

"Hey, did that mean you were taking bets on whether Salta'd end up killing me or something? Not nice."

>>30465123
>A.
"Carros, that anger might be good one day, you can use it to go super saiyan. But the only way to go beyond it is to control the anger, and then you'll really get strong."

>>30465123
All of this is good actually
>>30465187
>>30465199
>>30465200

>>30465233
I agree
Can we combine everything?

>>30465200
Carros is unconscious.
>>30465199
It's funny because we kicked Carros' head off and incinerated it.

>>30465161
>>30465187
>>30465199
>>30465200
>>30465233
>>30465263
"Yeah, he did always pick the worst times to lose his head," you comment. "Carros, that ange-"

"He can't hear you," Portat interrupts. "He's unconscious. I don't know why that's a thing here, but hey, not my business."

"Wait, so were you guys taking bets on whether Salta'd end up killing me or not?" you ask.

"...yes," he tells you.

"Not nice," you tell him.

"Sorry," he tells you.

"Oh yeah, I named a kid after you," you tell him.

He smiles. "Really? That's awesome, man...I don't know what to say."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30465397
Do they have food/entertainment in heaven?
Can we teleport there and bring something for Portat?

>>30465397
>A It's fine man, just thanks for being a bro when we were teammates.
>B Brofist him

>>30465397
>>30465644
>

>>30465661
>>30465644
"It's fine, man," you tell him. "Thanks for being a bro when we were teammates."

He smiles. "Back at ya."

The two of you exchange a brofist of epic proportions.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30465397
>A
"I didn't save you. I saved Spina instead. Naming a kid after you was the least we could do to honor your memory."

"It was good to see you all again. Keep an eye out for old man Gero, and make sure to keep those androids immobilized or it's going to be a pain in the ass."

"I think I'm gonna go back up to Grand Kai's planet to train until I get revived. I'll tell the others you said hi."

>>30465644
>By the way, I killed the guy that killed you.

>>30465713
Second and third lines of >>30465714

>>30465714
Don't say it like that.
"I was too weak to save both of you back then, it was the least I could do to honour your memory"

>>30465746
Yep

>>30465713
agreed >>30465746

>>30465714
>>30465716
>>30465746
>>30465758
>>30465760
"It was good to see you all again," you tell him. "Keep an eye out for old man Gero, and make sure you keep those cyborgs as they are, or it's going to be a pain in the ass. I think I'm going to go up to the Grand Kai's place to train until I get revived. I'll tell the others that you said hello."

"Thanks man. I'll see you again, I guess," he replies.

>Any questions before we conclude?

>Sorry about the short thread today, I'm not feeling very well

>>30465397
"You don't gotta say anything man."
"Who knows, you might find some fine girl while you're in hell."
"You've got an eternity, chances are you'll get laid many times before that's over."
"Extra points for that android girl we fought against."

>>30465850
What's there to do in hell?
Have you watched battle of the goods?
Are time machines possible?

>>30465893
Fight, chill by the blood fountain, work out, wander
Nope
Yes

>>30465850
No worries Som. It was a short thread but it was fun. Ill archive in a second

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>>30465850
1: If Portat was a super saiyan, would he look like this but with armor instead of a gi?

>>30465920
Anime, just so you know Rags is back.

>>30466001
Oh shit really? This day just keeps getting better and better

Did Portat get laid after dying?

Archived. Upvote if you enjoyed.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan

Hope you feel better Som.

How pissed will Frieza be when he finds out Frank was only visiting hell?

>>30466080
Who's going to tell them? Wouldn't it be better if they think the scary Super Saiyan is still around, ready to ass-ram them should they try to start shit?

>>30466020
Yep.
He banged Frank's mom

>>30466171
Good point.

Was Frank's mom an Ara Ara~?

>>30466070
Thanks man
>>30466080
Absolutely livid
>>30466257
A what?
>>30465920
He isn't THAT fat
>>30466020
Yes
>Any more questions?

>>30466257
Frank's mom was probably a psychopath.

I've seen this thread so many times and as a massive fan of the dragon ball franchise i think it would be a much cooler idea to play as a saiyan or alien in the frieza family galactic army. think about how dark heresy works, essentially you and your bud die are working for an inquisitor to solve a mystery, kill somebody or take over a place, thats the basic game. why not take the power level back a bunch and run it like like heresy, treat experience like your power level, 10,000 experience and power is very high in the dragon ball universe and the dark heresy universes. in the game you could start out as a basic solider at around 1k experience/ power level and work your way up from a lower class fighter (those guys who has the wrist lasers) working for an sub boss such as zarbon and could graduate to work for cooler, you could split off into the ginyu force if you were strong enough and eventually become powerful enough to challenge to become a sub boss your self. if you turned against frieza and you weren't strong enough he would either kill you or if he valued you, blow up your home world, you could run away and become like turles if you wanted. oh the ideas!!!

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>>30466346
Well, it's pretty late to mention it in the 112th quest, but that's a good idea.
>>30466291
So, something like this is more realistic?

>>30466291
How long has it been since Frank died?

>>30463751
>Not "To be Frank"
You guys are fucking dumb, you know that?

>>30466291
>Ara Ara
>A what?
He means a soft-spoken, proper MILF.

>>30466402
Yeah
>>30466404
About two weeks
>>30466468
Nah, she was a bitch

>>30466505
Alright, good night SOM.
See ya tommorow.

>>30466505
And so how long does that leave for Frank to train before the next set of dragon balls is ready?

>>30466547
About two weeks

>>30466596
So shall we set a training regimen for Frank and spend the next two weeks as Bardock?

>>30466617
I'll set up a poll for that next thread

45,000,000 seems a bit low don't you think