Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We followed the tale of the former S-Class, Lyrical Princess Raindrops.>Our records indicate that she fought quite a few villains in her first day as a Hero. She took on and even defeated the Queen of the World and the Monster Matriarch.>Now, however, we join another magical girl as she faces down a problem she would never have expected.
>>30468311SPARKLE CHAPTERFUCK YES
WhatTheFuck...How...What?How did this happen...>Magical Girl Sparkle hears Benjamin shift in bed. She quickly snatches up the odd egg and holds it behind her back.>After a while it's clear that the man is not waking up, merely shifting in bed.>She holds out the egg. It sparkles and glows with magical energy.This is not happening.
>>30468311MGS and MMA:Panic.Panic like rena would.
>>30468343Do the only thing you can do.Call Rena. Tell her that you're NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER.Then hang up.
>>30468311
>>30468343This is happening.Be careful with that thing.
>>30468343PANIC, PANIC HARD
>>30468343Poke it again.Its solid.Pinch cheek hard.It hurts.SHAKE BEN AWAKE THIS IS NOT HAPPENNNNNNNNNING
>>30468343Sit on it to keep it warm.
>>30468343What the hell have you gotten yourself into, Sparkle?
>>30468343Fuck, um does this even happen to magical girls?Can you do a magical abortion and just make scrambled eggs or something?
Rolled 8>>30468343You're going to be a mother.Now enjoy that motherfucking miracle.
>>30468343Congratulations! When's the baby shower? Have you picked out any clothes yet? Be sure to shop around to get a good crib. Most of the ones on the market LOOK safe, but are in actuality very shoddily made.
>>30468385yes. Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth.You said you were barren, well, here's your one shot at a kid.
>>30468343Congratulations, you're a mother!You shouldn't have done all that unprotected hand-holding. Didn't you know that's how Magical Girls reproduce?
>>30468343Smash it open and eat it. You're a magical girl so it should retroactively be candy.
>>30468343You're a mom! In spite of it SUPPOSEDLY being impossible!A wonderful, terrible miracle!It needs to be kept warm, so you clearly need to cuddle up with it and Ben.
>>30468343You know perfectly well what happens after unprotected cuddling and handholding.
>>30468357This.
>>30468343Do like the seahorses do and shove the egg inside Ben so that he can experience the joys of pregnancy.
>>30468433>>30468357yeah, maybe do it at some point.
>>30468343Destroy it. This is the last thing that we need happening right now.
Rolled 5>>30468399To contain whatever is inside that egg, it's going to take more than a simple crib. Maybe a dimensional crib-prison.
>>30468343Become the best mother.Incubuate that thing.
>>30468343Sit on the egg to provide warmth.
>>30468460>its a magical monster girl>this is how contractors are born.
>>30468435Genius.
>>30468435THIS
>>30468343Don't sit on the egg, it can't survive the weight of your huge ass.
>>30468435This is the best thing.
>>30468492>>30468494nah.
Sit on it to keep it warm like a responsible mother.
>>30468380It's... It's happened 3 times in recorded Magical Girl History.Fuuuuuuck.I... I can't tell Ben.>>30468346Yeah. Doing that right now.>>30468445I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! I should have, like, worn gloves or something! But I've done it before... I don't know why this is happening now!B: "Sparkle..?""!!! Y-yes..?"B: "My sister wanted to meet later... Said she wanted to make up with you and....">He falls back to sleep.>>30468481>>30468464>>30468373Is that... Is that how this even works? None of the books mentioned what to actually do with one of these things.It feels warm already.
>>30468343eat it to gain it's power and recharge your focusOr you can try rearing it as it soaks in your ambient personality and choices, either becoming a beautiful magical girl, or a horrible monster that will consume you in rage.Your choice
>>30468495Damn Sparkle gonna need some burn cream
>>30468517Yes, that is how it works. Trust me, I'm like a doctor or something.
>>30468517>I... I can't tell Ben.Why the hell not? Lying by omission sounds like how magical girls get contracted.
>>30468517Look, we're not sure how eggs work.We -think- you have to incubate it somehow. Or at least make a nest for it.Also you have to wake Ben up. You -really- need to wake ben up and tell him.Otherwise he'll crush it on accident.
>>30468517Put it on some other magical girl's doorstep! You don't need this!
>>30468517SIT ON THE EGG, SPARKLESTOP BEING A BAD MOTHER
>>30468517Build a nursery you dumb bitch. It's your kid for Christ's sake.
>>30468435He can probably turn into a seahorse monster too.
>>30468517You HAVE to tell Ben. That's not fair to him
>>30468517>worn glovesWait a second, this really was caused by HAND HOLDING? How the hell is this so rare?
>>30468517It's an egg, you obviously need an incubator.
>>30468517>It's... It's happened 3 times in recorded Magical Girl History.Well then, dig up some more info.
>>30468517Put it inside your vagina and then tape it shut. It's the safest place to keep a magical girl egg.Trust me, I'm a specialist.
>>30468565>How the hell is this so rare?Extremely low fertility rates?
>>30468517Gently hug the egg and plan on building a nursery.Shower the egg with affection and warmth.
>>30468517i really hope you didn't spend all that money you earned throughout the years buying useless things.
>>30468517Just wrap it in a blanket or something. Fuck, this is way too early in the morning to deal with this shit.Get some alcohol in us, maybe go see Cynthia to distract ourself. Hell, fucking with her will probably make us feel better.
>>30468565it's probably hand holding WHILE fuckingPretty easy to do one and not the otherEspecially when you only have one
>>30468517how did the last magical girls deal with this?We need tips on egg rearing.
>>30468517Tell Benjamin. He has a right to know. Your relationship is built on trust. You trusted him after he didn't kill you horribly...He trusted you with to be close to him.Trust him. Look to him for stability.Find it together.
>>30468517Who records Magical Girl history? Is there a library?
>>30468517Ben NEEDS to know!Tell him you get that he's terrified about that going-into-a-rage-and-destroying-everything-he-loves thing, so he doesn't have to get in on this any more than he wants to. (Besides how in on this he has already gotten)But not telling him? That's just cold. That's a That Girl thing. Don't be That Girl.
>>30468517man you GOTTA tell ben.There are so many problems caused if you don't tell him right away.
>>30468517>Make some tea>Try to drink it instead of just sloshing it everywhere from the nervousness
>>30468517Get Ben to turn into a seahorse monster so he can carry your child as nature intended.
>>30468517Remember that you said you were barren as the desert?I think this is God/Gaia/some form of creator of fate, just fucking with you. Kind of like what happens to Rena on a daily basis
>>30468637yes, this will help you soothe your nerves.
>>30468517Sparkle, it's going to be ok. The important question is if you want that egg to hatch. You've got to answer that yourself, everything else flows from there.
>>30468565It only applies to magical girls while nakedIt's why certain modern magical girl transformation sequences are seen as so lewd
>>30468517>its happened 3 times in recorded magical girl historyGOD DAMN IT GO AND FIND OUT HOW THE OTHER TIMES WENT, YOU NEED MORE INFO SO GO GET SOME.
>>30468517you shouldn't have been rough EVERYTIME you were doing it.
>>30468654>But I've done it before...But with who?
>>30468517Hey Cynthia's a huge slut, isn't she? Maybe if she's so keen to make up with you, you two could... pretend she got knocked up? She's all snakey all the time anyway, so an egg's not a huge surprise, right?Maybe pretend it turned all cutesy because of your powers and eggs are technically food. Makes sense, right?
>>30468517You have to tell him, he deserves to know.
>>30468663>implying any of those girls are alive
>>30468678this is a fair alternate plan if you don't want to keep it.
>>30468643Yes.>>30468663So you KNEW this could happen?...Wait, aren't almost all magical girls lesbians? It could have only happened three times even if it happened EVERY time they held a guy's hand!Or it might be LOVE. You might LOVE him.>>30468705Yea. Too bad there's no expert on magical girls. One with a vested interest in you, and who you can trust with this information.Yep. Not at all like there's one asleep behind you right now who could answer almost every question you have.Pity.
>>30468678>>30468712Sounds like it could be a complete and utter disaster.
>>30468517OMG Sparkle! Your egg is so cute!
>>30468742>>30468517it is very important you apply large amounts of TRUE LOVE to this egg.Because that is how it grows strong.
>>30468586....>>30468593Well one was destroyed by the Magical Girl's enemy...Two hatched into relatively normal humans. One of those took a few months. The other took 3 years.>>30468644Is this a curse from having you guys in my head?>>30468654I... I don't know. I can't be a hero like this. I'd have to stop til the egg at least hatched...>>30468680... I know.>Magical Girl Sparkle shakes Ben's shoulder."Ben. Ben, wake up. I need to talk to you. It's really important."B: "Hmm..?">He turns over and looks at Sparkle. She holds out her egg."So... Know how we kinda spent all night... Yeah.... And then I woke up and......."B: "..."
>>30468757Yes.You need love when cooking
>>30468643>MGS goes out into the world to put a stop to BQ and solve all of Rena's shit>A pregnant Ben stays home to watch anime and knit socks for the baby he is carryingI'm not sure if this is gross or adorable.
>>30468765Doesn't the Hero Association have maternity leave?
>>30468774I'm a horrible person for laughing, right?
>>30468765Wow, Ben's cute looking when he doesn't have his hair in his eyes.
>>30468796Of course not! All the female heroes are lesbians, why would they need maternity leave?
>>30468765Ben is sorta hot. Nice score.
>>30468765just give it a moment to sink in.
>>30468765
>>30468765Start going on that its ok, you'll raise the kid alone if hes not ready for something like this and and and...
>>30468824BEN JUST TURNED KAWAII
>>30468824Congratulations on your new family!
>>30468765Lookin' good, Ben.
>>30468824SCORE
>>30468765... I want him. So very badly.Do us a favour and describe/look at his dangly bits, please!
>>30468824oh my god look at that smile
>>30468824thank you based Ben
>>30468824Look at that happy face! He's so happy!
>>30468824"Well, at least one of us isn't panicking."
>>30468824Of course, should have known.Now Ben is gonna become a well balanced productive member of society.
>>30468824Everything is good in the world
>>30468824Cool, he can fucking deal with it. Hand the egg to him, tell him to knock himself out, we've got a world to save.
>>30468824Ben a best
>>30468824Holy fuck MMA is the cutest. Rena don't got shit on this guy.
>>30468824DON'T Let him EAT itHe's surely still groggy and confused
>>30468824Kiss him. He deserves it.
>>30468824>>30468765>that delaythats hilariousin b4 he becomes a normal working person.
>>30468824Plot Twist: Ben is just really REALLY hungry
>>30468824That's a good reaction.
>>30468824He's thinking omelettes for breakfast.
>>30468824Let me put it to you this way sparkle, the last time we were in a person's head, she was basically cursed and in some form of the Apocalypse.She was very nice. . Gave us cookies/You speant the money on booze didn't you?
>>30468824"So... you're okay with it? And you'll turn into a seahorse to carry our child?"
>>30468824So uh ask him if he knows anything about how to care for one of these things.
>>30468824You made Ben sparkle! Again!
>>30468824>blushing magical girl presenting you your impossible childThis has got to be a longtime fantasy of his
>>30468909I think the breakfast jokes have run their course Anon.
>>30469048FOR YOU
>>30468838..........>>30468837>>30468834... Okay. I think he's taking it well. I hope.B: "Can I... Tell my parents?""Uhm... Yeah. You're okay with this..?"B: "Sparkle... I never thought I'd ever be able to even hold someone, let alone start family with them. I'm happy.">He holds onto the Magical Girl's hand and gives her a kiss."I'm glad... I was kinda freaking out a bit. Do you uhm... Know anything about how to take care of these? I think you might actually know more about this than I do."B: "From what I read it's pretty simple. You just need to feed it positive emotions. Be happy around it. Loving. And after it's gotten enough it'll hatch.""Ah, okay."This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.>Ben goes off and begins telling his parents the news. Sparkle reminds him to tell them to keep it secret from others. She doesn't want word getting out to fast.>She sits down with her new egg.So...What the fuck do I do?I mean... I can't just get rid of it now. Look at how happy Ben is.But that Cat is still out there. And now I have a weakness that isn't an S-Class Villain.Fuck.Should I just... Take a few months off?But I can't just let that thing wander around hurting people.
>>30469048But we didn't even have second breakfast jokes!
>>30469048A full course, one might say.
>>30469055Get someone to look after the egg. Someone like Rena? She's a nice girl.
>>30469037If he is anything like /tg/, raising the monsterdaughteru of your magical girl lover is the definition of winning at life for him.>>30468765Wait a minute, doesn't the HA pay you for "pacifying" Ben? Because it pays Rena for doing the same with the rest of his family. You should have plenty of dosh.
>>30469055How many villains are there who would smash that egg?
>>30469055Oh come on! Don't hog the man meat! We only see so many people ya know? Its pretty much Rena, you, queen of the world and your old babysitter! You people don't meet a lot of men!
>>30468824Hmm, how much do you want to bet that her powers are going to be to transform into various magical girls, summon them and command them?
>>30469055Maybe take care of it with ben in shifts?Or get a babysitter occasionally?
>>30469055You can get QotW to babysit. She's a pretty happy person.
>>30469055Just leave for a few months with MMA to "stimulate" the production of positive emotions.aka hand holding
>>30469055You want it to hatch now?>Take your S-class money pile>Buy a ton of lasagna>A FUCKING TON OF IT>Hire some world class lasagna chef>Invite Rena to the lasagna-thonThat egg will hatch on the spot.
>>30469055>This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.WELL NOT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IT ISN'T.
>>30469055Find the most positive thinking person in the entire world. We gonna hatch this egg in one day/session.It's Rena isn't it?
>>30469055Invite rena over. It'll hatch in 15 minutes.
>>30469055Your best bet is to find a powerful and cheerful babysitter.
>>30469055Have Rena come overwith her naïve optimism around it'll probably hatch today.
>>30469055Make it somebody else's problem. Hell, tell both the Heroes' -and- Villains' Associations about it - it DID attack and kill at least one of their own.Then hold hands with Ben until it hatches.
>>30469055You have MMA, MM++, and the Monster OG all looking out for your egg more or less full time, so I think you should focus on removing Cat ASAP.
>>30469055Have Rena help you, If anything she's a well of positive emotions.Though your child may end up dense as a log.I suggest taking a break. Maybe make an information network, no need to be on the frontline
>>30469055Sparkle, you're being stupid. Like, dense-as-Rena stupid.Ben ADORES the egg, and is an S-Class villain with no LIVING enemiesHave HIM take care of it. It'll be safe and get all the love it needs.
Guys, Rena's been in a bad mood recently and just had to turn down her best friend.I have doubts on her current level of optimism.
>>30469055Tell Ben about the Cat, is he like a house husband? Make him protect it while you are off working and saving the day.Also, don't worry and be happy. Use ALL YOUR MAGICAL POWER AND GET YOUR HAPPY ENDING YOU DESERVE. What powers can help? Multiple and varied barriers around the house?Ask if Ben can help with the positive energy input cause these days, work gets you down a lot.
>>30469055>You just need to feed it positive emotions.>This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.Bitch, look at your man. That thing's going to hatch any moment now.
>>30469115>>30469111>>30469124>>30469139I doubt Rena is feeling very happy right now.
>>30469139Yeah, feeding it rena's emotions MIGHT make it dense.
>>30469055Think about Rose. That should make it hatch faster.
So who's the cutest guy, anons?
>>30469055I don't know as you have a choice. You and Ben should go somewhere warm and isolated. You've got some money stashed, and he's got family connections. Maybe the Villain or Hero associations would spring for a private island? I'm sure that hero/villain relationships have some kind of special exemption clause in their charters.That, or maybe one of you could quit.
>>30469055Just leave it with Ben. We can do the fighting that we need to, then properly do things once the Cat is a fucking smear on the pavement....You know you're gonna fuck this up, right? You have no good emotions.
>>30469055It will hatch eventually. Ben makes you happy, doesn't he?I think if you stopped bothering the Cat, it would stop bothering you. Let Rena and the other heroes deal with it. It's not like you're able to track it down in any way.
>>30469168There are guys in this quest?
>>30469161I guess we could give it to Bridgette instead
>>30469055Sparkle, if this isn't MAKING you happy, there is something terribly wrong with your hormonesBeing a Hero is too much trouble for you, isn't it? If you take time off with Ben, you'll be netting out a positive for the Hero Association anyways. Be happy, enjoy your life. Spend time developing a taste for wine or something
>>30469055Ben knows about Evil Cat, right?Tell him to turn into a Seahorse monster and protect the egg with his body while you go kill the thing that kills magical girls.>cesspol down
>>30469191Have you not SEEN Chet Manlystache?
>>30469055Ask the Cafornicator to egg-sit.
>>30469168Rena, no question.
>>30469168Monster Sparkle
>>30469168Velocity raptor or Ben. Ben because hot and Velocity raptor because lookit his little claws!All the others are too wimpy or insane. Fucking hiding in shadows expecting you to be invisible...
>>30469055Also, you should eat more healthy stuff or people will think you are a grandma given then wrinkles and boneyness of your face.
>>30469216>Have you not SEEN Chet Manlystache?Not lately, no.
>>30469217She would use the egg as a uterine plug. No. Fuck no.
>>304691681. Ben2. Velocity Raptor3. Balloon manPOWER GAP4. Chet ManlystachePOWER GAP5. the rest i guess
>>30469055have you tried inviting caffornicator as a babysitter? she gives out... a lot of love...
>>30469055THINK HAPPY THOUGHTSTHINK HAPPY THOUGHTSFOR FUCKS SAKE THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
>>30469256Balloon man is overratedReplace him with Shadow Man post haste!Still waiting on ICED-T and TKO thoughBeen waiting for 26 threads
>>30469256>not even listing Omen.I'm sorry but you have truly shit taste.
yes, make so much happiness it hatches RIGHT NOW. will make it easier to deal with.
>>30469340That's probably how people like Caffornicator happen
>>30469055Take some time off. Do consultancy work until it hatches.BE HAPPYYOU DESERVE IT
>>30469238I... I don't have wrinkles.>>30469262I'M FUCKING TRYING! It's hard being happy when all this shit is going on!>>30469259Ha, no.>>30469202I -am- happy but I'm also nervous as fuck. Wouldn't anyone be in my situation? I think I'm allowed to be a little pessimistic about suddenly becoming a... Mother?>>30469168Monster Marauder.>>30469171There's not many other places out there.>>30469080Enough to worry me. Together we're strong but we're not the strongest. Almost died to a damn daemon the other day.>>30469139>>30469115>>30469108...Are you guys serious about this place? I mean... I'm willing to try anything.>Sparkle tells Ben she's going to step out for a bit and to watch the egg while she's gone. He's more than happy to comply. She leave's Ben's home, far away from the city.Alright... Let's go over my options here. I can:A) Bring Rena over and try to see if her happiness will help.B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.C)Try and find someone else to babysit while I finish investigating this Cat creature.D)Why do you guys keep suggesting Ben turn into some kinda freaky seahorse creature that is weird and I don't think he would do that. Let's cross out that plan.
>>30469394A+B
>>30469394>Do A, Rena is the happiest person you know.
>>30469394>B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.Or find where lyrical princess raindrops is sleeping. She can probably make it hatch in 2 minutes top.
>>30469226Oh lord.
>>30469394>B
>>30469394B. Rena's not an option right now, do not ask for specifics.
>>30469394> I don't think he would do thatYou also didn't think he would take so positively to The Egg. All I'm saying is you could stand to communicate with him a little more.
Rolled 91>>30469394A+B
>>30469394Ben should be a seahorse because then the only way to hurt the egg would be to kill Ben, which is pretty much impossible.D. (Which, since it involves Ben babysitting, is also C)
>>30469394because MGS, you have people in your head who has brain problems.anyways i think you should try the rena thing today, if that doesn't work you should probably look into either B or C
>>30469394Cfor Cynthiawho seems to want to be your friend now maybealso, Rena has never actually been happy except when eating lasagna
>>30469394A is the best answer, with a bit of B. I don't think stopping all heroing would make you happy, though.C is out, you don't want to leave the kid to grow up without a mom.D is out and you shouldn't bring it up with Ben in case he actually likes it.
>>30469394>CYou don't want your child brought into a world with a murderous cat, do you? It might make her sign a contract.
>>30469394A and C.Duty first, pleasure second.
>>30469394>B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.Rena is generally happy, but there are things that have happened lately that might have dampened her usually cheery mood.
>>30469394A combination of A and B.Let heroing take a bit of a backseat. Don't stop completely, but don't take any risks. Besides, I'm sure anyone in the Monster Family would be happy to babysit at any time, and they're all pretty strong.
>>30469394Look, as much as I love Rena, I wouldn't trust her around a magical girl egg. She's too accident-prone and too likely to attract wacky mishaps. The best way to go here is option B. Take some time away from work, relax with Ben, and be happy. The world didn't end before you showed up, and it won't end after you're gone. There are plenty of other heroes to pick up the slack, and it won't be too long.You have a boyfriend who loves you and a child you can have together. Enjoy them; you deserve it.
>>30469394C.Try A too, but it probably won't work.Though, you should reduce your heroing hours either way.
>>30469394A
>>30469394A.D.
>>30469394C+D
>>30469394A+B +1
>>30469394You're going to have to quit anyway. You want Ben and Cynthia raising the kid while you're at work? Because you know Cynthia will teach it to eat people.
>>30469394A and BAlso D
>>30469394Would Rose want you to quit when another of those fucking contracters is around the place?A and C. We'll rest when the Cat is a corpse.
>>30469522The only mental images I get from that are adorable.
>>30469541It has at least 8 more lives. This could take a while
>>30469522What about Bridgette?
>>30469555Let me guess, you're one of the yantards
>>30469394you may want to seriously consider B. Try alternatives, but if it doesn't seem to be working, well, there's no substitute for a mother's love.
>>30469580>Implying we'd let our darling child be raised by somebody with the poor life choices and experience to find Rena attractive
>>30469624It was MGS who set Cynthia on that downward spiral, you know.
>>30469624I just take her as the type to adore babies. Dunno why.
Let's go for option A first.But you guys are right... I don't think I'll be able to fully quit while that Cat is around. Rose would be so ashamed of me if I did.She'd...Nope. Positive thoughts. Come on, Sparkle.>She flies over to Rena's house. She finds her and Bridgette playing some games.>Sparkle begins to explain what was going on and why she needs Rena's help.R: "OHMYGOD! YOU HAD A BABY!?"MM: "What..? I... I thought sis was just screwing with me again... You and big bro seriously...?""Yes, we did."MM: "Wow.... You sure you want anyone else watching it but you and big bro?""What's that supposed to mean?"MM: "Nothing. It's just that sis told me that whoever's the one around the egg and being all happy will give it traits. So if Rena is around it the child might get her... Freckles. I mean... It's up to you."
>>30469658FUCK YES, FRECKLESDO ITTHAT'S THE BEST TRAIT EVER
>>30469658OH MY GOD SHE'S EVEN CUTER THAN BEN WHAT
>>30469658MGS, you must go with plan B.That child needs your competence.It -needs- it.maybe have rena over a little. JUST a little. You know, to make the kid happy.
>>30469658ABORT!
>>30469658Oh fuck, no no no no no! No Rena trait babbies!Serisouly! You won't get grandkids with Rena trait babies
>>30469394A+BRena is the test subject in order for it to hatch, you are the mom, you need to take care of it along with the baby daddy
>>30469658Realize that, while Rena's denseness may rub off on the egg, her cheerful demeanor might, too.Given Ben's social issues and your general depression, that might not be such a bad trade.
>>30469658FLEE! NO ASEXUAL TARD BABIES
>>30469658>rena is so god damn adorably cute and happy there.
>>30469658Wait wait wait.Wait.Wait...So it's not her parents she'll pick up traits from, it's the people who are around it that hatch it?Sparkle, it is NOT TOO LATE to reconsider the isolated island.
>>30469658We need a second Rena. It'll be fine.
>>30469658"I'll take that chance in hopes for her absurd luck.You can come to - we need somebody grounded."
>>30469658Rena, you're too anime to drive.
>>30469658BRING RENA AND ALL THE MONSTER FAMILY AND LPR IF SHES STILL AROUND, BRING THEM ALL OVER
>>30469658everyone in this setting has serious negative flaws, I'd say the best way is exposure to multiple people.
>>30469658But that would make it Rena's child...maybe you should raise it with Ben somewhere safer.
>>30469658I think that qualifies as positive emotions.
>>30469658Wow.Rena looks so damn happy here. But if what Bridgette just said is true, then your egg will probably be receiving a shit-ton of Rena traits in the near future. Seriously, look at her. That is not the face of someone who will be dissuaded from catching a glimpse of her best friend's absolutely adorable eggnancy.
>>30469658Well, they can come visit, sure.But you're not just dumping it on them. This is your baby.
>>30469658Shit. Bridgette is right. We can't let our egg be exposed to Rena for any significant length of time. We'll have to be sure to expose it only to people we both like and respect. (Hm. Short list.)...unless Cynthia was spreading blatant lies again? I bet Ben will know if it's true or not. We should ask him.
>>30469658Ask Bridgette to babysit it. I think the reason is obvious.Except now we need to make Bridgette happy.
>>30469658Oh god abandon ship you don't need a baby as "dense" as Rena
>>30469658>That face when.Good point though. Sparkle might not want her kid growing up to be that dense. She'll never get magical grandchildren.
>>30469658For the love of god don't let it near anybody but you and Ben.
>>30469658Hey, do you know the name Lyrical Princess Raindrops?
>>30469658I say yes but stay with her and BE HAPPY!We need some Sparkle traits in there to reduce the denseness
>>30469758>abandon shipRena already did
>>30469658Can... Can you adopt a bunch of puppies? A happy, playful, loyal baby with dog ears would be neat
>>30469658>Rena's densityNOWait ask her how MM+ knows about magical girl eggs. Maybe we should go talk to her.
>>30469658ask them to take care of it together, hopefully Bridgette's brains will balance out Rena's... freckles.
>>30469658On the subject of Rena, could you give her lesbian romance lessons? She needs to fall in love with MM, and she's bad at it.Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?
>>30469782I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
>>30469782u basturd
>>30469792it's just the setting, dont worry about it
>>30469792/u/boat pls
>>30469792>She needs to fall in love with MMWell that's just plain creepy
>>30469785Sparkle could also consult Benjamin directly, as well as his parents. Benjamin knew what the egg was without being told exactly what it was, and there's a good chance that The Origin of All Monsters would also know a good deal of lore regarding Magical Girl offspring by virtue of existing for a really long time.
>>30469792Oh for fuck's sake does everybody have to be lesbians? They're like cake, they're sweet, but if you have them with everything you'll grow sick of them.
>>30469658Well maybe have Rena stay around for a little but BE HAPPY!
>>30469849>by virtue of existing for a really long time.Don't forget the fact that soul eating monstrosities seem to be inextricably intertwined with magical girls
>>30469658You know, Ben's father would make a good babysitter.
>>30469792>On the subject of Rena, could you give her lesbian romance lessons?Rena doesn't have any sexual interests at all yet
>>30469865I'm pretty sure MM is the only legit lesbian.Sparkle's obviously not a lesbian.
>Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?Long story."Oh... Well... On second thought I think I'll see you guys later. I need to find out some more things."MM: "Alright. Well... I'll still be here. And Rena lives here."R: "But I wanted to see the little egg...""Later. I need to talk to Monster Master."B: "Big sis? She's home right now.""Thanks. I just need to ask her a few questions."
>>30469888He might also have connections with other entities that know a lot about errything.
>>30469914>Has boyfriend.Yes, that is a good indication that she isn't a lesbian.
>>30469921YOU MONSTERLOOK WHAT YOU DID
>>30469658RUN SPARKLE RUNIf you stay around Bridgette and Rena, it will be a lesbian that doesn't know what lesbians are.Do you want that for your child?
>>30469792>give Rena lesbian romance lessons?We all know how that will turn out.
>>30469921Rena's life is an emotional rollercoaster
wait... shit run back home, what if MM++ s already there to see her grandbaby? do you want her crazy ass around it for long?
>>30469914Caffenator gone after only chicks so far
>>30469934That's only true if the boyfriend is poor and low-status.
>>30469921It's just an egg. Calm your lack of tits girl.
>>30469952Monster Matriarch doesn't seem that bad. Maybe about as sane as Bridgette by my guess.
>>30469932>He might also have connections with other entitiesThen he probably knows a lot about food, too.
>>30469957Isn't the Caffinator one of Monster Master's thralls now?
>>30469921At the very least you have to take a picture of the egg for Rena. It's not fair to tease her like that.
>>30470018We didn't have the egg with us. Aunt Burden... I mean, Rena... will get to visit.After hatching.And primary school.Okay, MAYBE after the Graduate degree.
>>30469921Let's see if this girl is serious about that rubbing off thing.>The flight to Monster Master's home is a short one, with Sparkle's thoughts mostly on the egg and the potential consequences it could bring.>Monster Master is outside on her patio when Sparkle approaches.MM+: "My my~ What brings you here? Shouldn't you and my dear big brother be busy buying baby clothes~?""I came here to ask you something."MM+: "Well~ This is a first~ What is it?""Is it true? About people's traits rubbing off on people that are near the egg?"MM+: "Very true~ You can ask my dear big brother if you don't believe me. Were you perhaps considering me as a babysitter? Worried your child will grow up to be a monster? Well... Considering who you slept with to get it I think it's a bit too late for that~"I want to punch her."My child would grow up fine. The reason I wouldn't want you near them is because you're a huge bitch who's been holding onto some stupid grudge for a good part of her adult life."MM+: "... Watch yourself, Sparkle. You've woven yourself into my family easily enough but I could easily cut you out."
>>30470034>We didn't have the egg with usI know. And when we get back to it, we take a picture of it and text the picture to Rena. Let her at least see it, even if not in person.
>>30470045Apologize. That was kind of out of line.Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it.
>>30470045"don't write checks your gullible bi curious tight firm ass can't cash!"
>>30470045Jesus, ask this bitch what her deal is. What did you do that's got her panties in a twist for the past twenty years? If you're going to be saddled with a kid, you're going to need to get this shit worked out. Now.
"yes, i want you to cut it out, just do whatever it is that will make you stop getting mad about me."
>>30470045Leave, you're only to get angry. HAPPY THOUGHTS, SPARKLE.
>>30470045Sparkle, calm down.Do you even remember why she hates you?
>>30470045"...okay, fuck this. What's your god-damned problem with me? I love your brother, but don't think I'm still not Hero enough to kick your ass."
>>30470078I have to second this, really.
>>30470045Look, cynthia, we're not letting rena near it a lot either.I want to moderate its exposure to... extreme personalities like yours.A little won't hurt though.
>>30470045>Just ignore her, focus on the baby.Maybe introduce Rena to the egg.
>>30470045Try and get her to be less mean, because like her or not she's a part of the family you just baby'd your way into
>>30470045Tell her you'd like to settle things with her since you're apparently having a child with her brother. Ask her what her problem is.
>>30470087Probably not the best thing to say what with the egg and all
>>30470045Apologize. Impending motherhood is making you nervous and it's manifesting by magnifying your defensiveness. That's natural and fine but you should still make an effort to keep peace with Ben's family.
>>30470084>Implying snakebitches wear panties
>>30470045Calm down, Sparkle. Ultimately, there's no reason that you should let Cynthia get to you.Besides, whatever she thinks about how easily she could get rid of you, frankly at this point she's wrong. When kids start getting involved, you stop being a "brother's girlfriend" and end up a "sister". And sisters shouldn't hate each other. You might consider mentioning this.
>>30469055>now I have a weakness that isn't an S-Class Villain.you need the time off anyways, Sparks. Especialy now that your focus-weakness is known.
>>30470045Sparkle did you ever apologize for what you did to make her hate you?Do you even remember?
>>30470045Grudgingly admit you were, and still are, considering her for a babysitter.Though maybe not for long.
>>30470045Ask her why she even hates you anyway
>>30470045To be fair, she has a point. Should we keep it around Ben if he's so unstable?
>>30469216(I am like 95% sure Chet is actually a woman. Not sure about Chick Girlybutts).
Sorry. I was out of line."Seriously, what is your problem with me? I know you're my arch-enemy or whatever but I've had S-Class Villains be less pissed off at me."MM+: "What's my problem..? YOU HURT ME! During our first meeting you did something I could never forgive... And then every time after that you didn't even really fight me! You just beat me up and let me get arrested! No more banter, no more talking, no more anything! And then before I could even really go against you you went and got upgraded to fucking S-Class! 18 goddamn years of my 'arch-enemy' not even paying any attention to me! AND NOW YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!"...Wow. I kinda did forget about all that.I mean... I remember but it didn't seem that important.
>>30469256wait, what about that S-Rank Rena was talking to while Caffornicator was indulding her vore fetish?
>>30470244Wait, she's been pissed for eighteen years because you never really noticed her? How fucking tsundere is she?
>>30470244Lie. Lie like a motherfucker about how sorry you are.
>>30470259Forgettable tier:OmenThe guy you are talking about if it isn't Omen (is it?)Shadow Man
>>30470244"...so tsun-tsun."
>>30470244Um, Sparkle. You're being as dense as Rena right now. This woman WANTED you, and then you straight up ignored her. For 20 years.Offer to make it up to her, maybe a fight with some banter or something.
>>30470244Oh fuck. She took it hard.Welp, let's have an open dialogue and resolve this shit!
>>30470244Bow and apologize.
>>30470244What did I do that you couldn't forgive? Stop you? I was a hero and you were a villain, you should have expected to be stopped. As for our later fights, it's not my fault you were too weak to challenge me.
>>30470244Do a battle right now then. LET IT ALL OUT
>>30470244Well it was kind of a dick move, you should probably apologize.
>>30470244Sigh. Take a drag on a ciggarette.Things have changed.
>>30470244"In all fairness, I was very drunk when we met. Supposedly I'm dealing with my PTSD better these days."Lies are your friend.
>>30470244"Jesus, you sound like a mopey teenager."
>>30470244Oh. Oh wow, we should not have access to characters at any point in the past. Holy shit.
>>30470244"oh my god i'm just like rena"have existential crisis
>>30470244>Tell her why. Tell her what happened that night. Tell her of the hell you've been trapped in since that day...a hell that you've only seen a light to climb out toward since meeting ben.
>>30470244Wow, hung up because you lost to me for all these years? Pathetic.
>>30470244"That was... maybe wrong of me. I had things going on. If things happened... different maybe I could have been your banter-buddy, but they didn't happen different. -I- was hurt. I still am, it's not just you I'm worried being around th- nevermind. Thanks for the info."Then flee, flee like the emotional coward you are!
>>30470244Sparkle... you arch-blocked her. That's cold. She had an emotional involvement with you, and you treated her like she was nothing to you! Don't you know anything about arching?!God, even Rena understands how to treat an arch-enemy.
>>30470329maybe.Put this in the maybe list.
>>30470244Ask her if she knows why you have one eye and one arm?
>>30470322We should probably just not have access to characters at any point period
>>30470244"I understand, but I need to know. Right now, is this about us, or is this about Rena and Bridgette?"
>>30469394>that is weird and I don't think he would do that.You should probably ay least ask. It might be a unique birthing experience that he'd like to have.
take your arm off "i lost that the night after our first fight"
>>30470244Hey Sparkle, was that interaction out of character for you or did something happen to make you more...professional after that?
>>30470352rena is a much better arch-enemy than sparkle, that's for sure.
>>30470244"Oh. Oh, wow, that was a really bitchy thing for me to do.For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I guess after that you deserve to know why... You never got any banter from me because that night something horrible happened. I lost the person I cared about the most, in the most traumatic way possible. It destroyed by ability to feel happiness or joy, and I'm only starting to feel things again now.You haven't gotten banter from me because banter is a fun thing, and I'm too broken for that.">asturise otherwifeI guess that's an option...
... Was that the time Sparkle woke up to her lover actually eating her?
>>30470380Fuck, I meant "I understand that I hurt you, but..."
>>30470333Oh. Hmm. That could be something to let her know. Rose dying left you emotionally unavailable, didn't it?
>>30470389having her arm eaten probably did it.
>>30470244I had shit to deal with after that fight.As you can see back when we first met, I HAD BOTH ARMS! Jesus, I know MM is hurting but seriously, I can't believe people are taking her side on this.
>>30470403Just before that.If her life hadn't plunged off a cliff that evening she probably would have been a pretty good arch-nemesis so it really isn't entirely her fault.
>>30470244"My girlfriend ate my arm later that night and I had to kill her.So... I kind of had other things to worry about."
>>30470403That was after her first mission for the Hero Association.Does this mean she's eventually going to freak out and eat her kid?
>>30470333thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
>>30469642No, Cynthia takes after her mother. She was always gonna be a villain, and indeed she was already on her way when she met Sparkle the first time.
>>30470244"That was after you tried to take advantage of my mercy. And held civilians hostage. It's not like I don't care about people's feelings, but I'm in the heroing business to save lives."
>>30470440this is a good one, i like this
>>30470333>>30470378>>30470440Yea, agreed.>>30470342>>30470321>>30470312>>30470286>>30470270>>30470429>>30470452>>30470466Dude, MM+ doesn't know what happened. As far as she's concerned Sparkle just decided to be a horrid bitch and treat her like shit for two decades.
>>30469658>Nothing. It's just that sis told me that whoever's the one around the egg and being all happy will give it traits.How does Cynthia know so much about Magical Girl/Monster eggs?
>>30470333>>30470378>>30470440YEP
>>30470333Let's counter guilt trip her.I think Sparkle is the right kind of shitty person who would kind of enjoy doing that.
>>30470244>>30470333This. Ask if you can sit down first then instead of doing the thousand mile stare look her in the eyes, unblinking, while you tell her.
Improve that image by adding Robomaid.
>>30469709>So it's not her parents she'll pick up traits from, it's the people who are around it that hatch it?No, the egg should draw base traits from the parents. It's just influenced by the people around it.
>>30470452I meant the downward spiral of hate and manipulation, as evidenced right here >>30470244
>>30470489>treat her like shit for two decades.because we fake flirted with her to win one fight?It's not our fault if she couldn't keep up with us in future fights. She shouldn't be blaming us for herself being too weak.
>>30470548So, nature is from the parents, but depending on the people providing the emotional energy for the hatching, it'll provide the nurture?Also, what if you fostered it on pure hate, spite, and negative emotions?
>>30470244"That night I was raped by a monster pretending to be my girlfriend, who it had eaten while we were fighting. I woke up to it eating my arm and had to kill the thing while it wore her face.I'm too broken for banter."
>>30469957She didn't get the name Caffornicator by only fucking chicks, dude.
>>30470602No, it was actually Rose. Magical Girls turn into monsters at the end of their contract or something akin to that.
>>30470244Tell her what happened afterwards. Tell her why you're an emotional wreck.
>>30470352...Are you seriously saying she's better at than me at interacting with...Yeah, okay. Maybe she is."My girlfriend ate my arm later that night and I had to kill her. So... I kind of had other things to worry about."MM+: "Huh?">Sparkle holds up her robotic hand."I'm sure you've seen this. I don't think I've told anyone what actually happened that night. I didn't lose it in some kind of amazing battle against Quantum Bunny. I woke up to him wearing my girlfriend's skin as he ate my arm off. Then I had to kill him. I had to kill him while he looked like corrupted version of the girl I loved. So, I'm sorry. I can see why I may have been a bitch to you but I honestly didn't mean it. I just had a lot of shit to deal with."MM+: "...""So, even if you still hate me I think we need to put aside all this shit. You're not just my arch anymore. You're Ben's sister. I guess that kinda makes you family? So... Just think about that.">There is a long moment of silence as Monster Master thinks. She stays like that, her arms folded, for a while before she sighs."... You could have told me sooner... Now I really -do- feel like a big bitch."
>>30470626You don't know that. She could be VERY prolific.
>>30470244"During our first meeting, YOU told ME that I should never feel bad for a villain - after exploiting my sense of compassion, I might add.
>>30470647"It's alright. Sorta. Just a big misunderstanding. In apology, I think we can let you be the godmother."
>>30470647"Eh, we're bitches all around. No hard feelings."
>>30470647Everyone was a bitch but now we realize and can move on.
>>30470647"Me too." hug her. hugs solve everything
>>30470647Take her back home to meet your egg. Family time.
>>30470647>>30470661This and add.Again, a lot to deal with and a lot on my mind. Especially now.
>>30470647Tell her the feeling's mutual. You know, for not nemesising hard enough. Ask her if you're cool now.
>>30470647Did you want to talk about it? No. You couldn't talk about it...that would mean rose was really gone...it probably took you a long time to come to terms with that, and in the meantime you just had to soldier on...becoming numb just to function. Hand her your juice box, tell her it only looks like one because your power changes things you hold onto for too long. It's a flask of booze...you drink all the time.
>>30470647Now hug and grope her
>>30470647Well, at least she understands.
>>30470682>I think we can let you be the godmother.This kid will be fucking invincible.
>>30470647"I guess we have that in common."
>>30470647It's mutual.Let's get along now though, because family and all that.
>>30470661That was Banter Talk, anon. It's like foreplay, you don't take everything said during foreplay at face value
>>30470647Don't worry about it, we're both bitches.Offer to go get a drink with her or something, thinking about this shit is depressing.
>>30470647"It's fine. You didn't know, and I didn't tell you. I just don't want there to be any bad blood between us, if not for our sake then for the kid's."
>>30470647"We're both bitches. Can we just call it even and move on? Don't tell me you want a hug or something."
>>30470647"water under the bridge. Now.. lets KISS...and make up...with tongue">saxophone starts playing
>>30470682I -do- want her to have some contact with the kid.not more than us, but some.
"We're family now, it's fine"
>>30470647"Be honest. If that had happened to you after you had only met me once, would you think of telling me?"
>>30470647"You couldn't have known. I can only talk about it now because being with Ben is helping me recover. Plastering the holes instead of hiding them with furniture.
Do you think Ben would be cool with sharing Sparkle with Cynthia?
>>30470731The only true answer. Hate sex is a go!
>>30469993No, she was fatally injuring dudes in LPR's flashback, so she's a srs villain.On the other hand she's about to become a granny so might well be one of your strongest allies in keeping The Egg unharmed. Though she can't really eggsit because she can't really defend it without the Monster's presence, and FUCK NO when it comes to having the Monster eggsit, no offence to the dude.I hate to say it but it really needs to be you and Ben watching the egg predominantly.
>>30470682This doesn't sound so bad?
>>30470647Just look at your arm for a second, then your egg, then without looking back up at her say "No, I really couldn't." She needs to understand how dark a place you've been in.
>>30470773besides, monster seems to be the best for fighting Cat anyway
>>30470741We're the voices in her headWe'll probably end up having plenty of contact with the egg. Though that could be a really bad thing.
>>30470244>I mean... I remember but it didn't seem that important.To be fair that was literally the beginning of what became the worst day of your life.
>>30470797I hope Sparkle doesn't mind a schizophrenic child.
>>30470828Oh shit
>>30470797Hey guys, how happy are we?
>>30470828Mother fucker
>>30470391To be fair Bridgette is a much better Villain than Cynthia.Which is to say she doesn't just use it as an excuse for the fact that she's a bitch, she actually respects the craft like no other.
>>30470838>we're in Monster Sparkle's head on his/her first day of school
>>30470852pretty unhappy with the ships sunk
>>30470647Hey Sparkle, the voices in your head are super happy about the egg.Think about that for a second.Also I want to try plan seahorse
>>30470852Depends. The egg was revealed in the thread where the /u/-boat fleet made it's final stand, right?Probably enough negative emotion right there to delay the hatching by several decades.
>>30470852I am negative happy due to lack of proper beefcake.
>>30470852If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!...*cricket noises*Probably not happy enough.
>>30470864your definition of what makes a good villain is dumb
>>30470884Anon has a point. We need a strong manly seahorse monster scene.
>>30470584>Also, what if you fostered it on pure hate, spite, and negative emotions?then it doesn't hatch.
"I don't think I could have told you sooner. But it's fine now. We're both huge bitches. Now that that's settled, are we cool? I would really prefer there to not be any bad blood between us. If not for our sake then at least for the kid.">Cynthia smiles, showing her needle tipped fangs.MM+: "Sure. I'm going to be the best aunt ever~"She doesn't fill me with much hope. But at least I think I've patched things up with her.So if the baby has Ben and myself's main traits along with some things it'll pick up along the way...I need to be rather selective of who I bring over. Rena seems excited but what if her happiness causes it to hatch right away and turn into Rena Mk. II?Oh god I hope The Mosnter and Monster Matriarch aren't there...
>>30470901...though... I guess Monster Eggs might work that way?...this might be a very unique egg.
>>30470852I am always happy that it is Hero Quest time.
>>30470883Replace with /u/-boats and Brena as appropriate:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKj8a5rYbY
>>30470906>Meanwhile, at Ben'sMS+: HAIW GWANDPAW!Monster: DAT'S MAH GRANDSON!
>>30470906...they're right behind you, are they?
>>30470906Just balance it out.Or throw a big party and make sure that EVERYONE arrives at EXACTLY the same time.
>>30470852The ocean that swallowed the /u/boats can't douse the brilliant sun that is my happiness!
>>30470906Rena is looking like the least of several possible evils right now
>>30470906Think of this as an opportunity to make your kid awesome. Who do you know that is awesome and happy and trustworthy enough to have helping with the egg?
>>30470906Just let it be, you can deal with unwanted traits with upbringing. Just let nature take its course.
>>30470906Invite Rena over, it won't be that bad.
>>30470906Bring Rena over for just a bit, babby could use a little naivety.Make sure you bring everyone else you want to over first though, just in case.
>>30470906well, obviously it would be best to have the egg exposed to many people, so nothing bad becomes too ingrained, and hopefully some good things stick.
>>30470906We can't let Monster Matriarch or Monster Master near it. We don't want any ara-ness rubbing off on it.
>>30470906You know what Sparkle? You're worrying too much. All kids are influenced by the people they grow up around, yours might be a bit more than is the norm, but you and Ben are extraordinary so we already know your child will be special in wonderful ways. Stop worrying and just let yourself love your kid and our partner.
>>30470906Are there ANY heroes that you like and respect enough to want them to have some influence on your child? Or any villains, for that matter?If not, it might be best to go into isolation on a honeymoon with Ben until it hatches.
>>30470965It might be a little too late for that.
>>30470906>Rena mk II>implying thats a bad thing
>>30470996>thinking it isn't
>>30470906Naivety isn't necessarily a bad thing... Just not in the quantities which Rena possesses.So you have two choices: Limit exposure, or just herd everyone to the egg at once to get a perfectly average mix of everything.I'd go for option two, personally. Plus, with all the heroes and villains you're friends with, there'd be a ton of superpowers in that room. If it absorbs superpowers, you're going to end up with some sort of ridiculous ball of invincibility as a kid.
>>30470906SEAHORSE BEN!
>>30470917...you should probably talk to Monster Matriach about the traits of Monster Eggs.
>>30470906I doubt Rena is THAT happy. But if they are... you might -need- Rena as a counterbalance. Also, her general cheerfulness might not be such a bad thing considering the kid's, uh, main influences. No offence, you miserable sadsack.
>>30470906Think of it this way. with your traits, it might end up having some form of PTSD.At least with Rena it might give it some naivity needed in a child.Maybe bring out something that you lost that day.
>>30470906just use a LITTLE rena.Your kid could do with some happiness and boring stability.Just not too much.
>>30470965>implying Ara-ness is terrible>especially paired up with renas denseness and naivity,
>>30471009Although a lot of power isn't necessarily healthy for the psyche. Remember that MMA caused a LOT of death and destruction when he lost control as a C-list villain.
>>30470906Oh yeah, you should probably stop being such a huge drunk around your kid too.
>>30470942Get to fuck.Seriously.Rena as eggsitter? She's a nice enough girl but she is a walking typhhon of disaster and that is an EGG.Possibly the only Magical Monster Egg that will ever come into existence.
>>30470906Before you go, ask her if Ben can turn into some kind of giant seahorse thing.No reason. You just... want to know.
>>30470996>zero sex drive>wanting to subject your spawn to that hellnever have kids anon
>>30470906HUG HER YOU FOOL
>>30470965the Ara-aura is not a trait that can be transferred that way.
>>30471034NO ONE CLAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT ARA
>>30470906The list of who shouldn't be around the egg just gets longer and longer.I think it might be easier to let the see the egg and hope everything cancels out instead of giving you a murderously naive alcoholic schizophrenic magical monster baby with a starting SAN of -30.
>>30471031>boring stability.That aint Rena
>>30470906Rena could be useful. She's actually pretty good at talking down villains who aren't really that evil.Incidentally, what were all the previous cases of magical girl eggs? Were they between one magical girl and another?
I think we're looking at this the wrong way.What brings hope?
>>30471093Speaking of which, MGS, can you see the pictures we're sending, or is that just between us?
>>30470906Do you have any other friends by chance?Anything to work with really?
>>30471120Magical Girls other than Sparkle?
>>30471091NO! IT IS THE HEREDITARY TREASURE OF THE MONSTER CLAN PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS!
>>30471142G-General Arastrong?!
>>30471054This.
>>30471120>What brings hope?Lesbians with superpowers
>>30471142>>30471091>>30471034we should give her some exposure to MM+, certainly.
>>30471182Dammit.We don't have any of those, do we?
Hero Quest: Practical Eugenics
>>30471203Cat might make some for us
>>30471182They're dead Jim. Well, except the Caffinator, who may still be suffering from bloodloss.
>>30470906Don't regular children pick up traits from their environment as well? Pretty sure stupid isn't contagious. If anything the child will be more understanding of those people.
>>30471132Nope. Totally can't see Rena in bondage gear. What is with that girl?Anyway, I should probably check on my egg.>She says her goodbyes to Monster Master and quickly rushes back to Ben's home. She sees him alone with their egg. The egg is on top of a giant pile of soft blankets and pillows.B: "I wanted to keep it safe.""Heh. You're doing a great job. I was just talking to your sisters."B: "What did they say?""They're excited. Also Cynthia and I patched everything up."B: "That's great. I really didn't like that you two didn't get along. It would have been terrible to have two people I care about hate each other.""It's fine now. Also, I might invite some people over to check on the egg. Do you think you'll be okay?"B: "I've never felt more calm in my life."Neither have I.Now, who to invite? Let's try to get some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.
>>30471120OK, let me rephrase that.What makes Sparkle feel hope?
>>30471235FIRST THING FIRSThug ben <3
>>30471235CHET MANLYSTACHE
>>30471235RenaQueenieHourglassOmen
>>30471235Omen?Balloon Man?
>>30471235MM+, Rena, MM, Queen of the World
>>30471235Balloon Man. He's chill as fuck. And Velocity Raptor because he's smart.
>>30471235Maybe Balloon Man?
>>30471220I'm pretty sure she's omnisexual.
>>30471235>Let's try to get some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.Well, you're already in the room so I don't know how much worse it can get.
>>30471235Rena, maybe Balloon Man. Their both Happy people, and we do owe him for saving our skin
>>30471235THE VOICESWe can totally come visit the egg in physical form if we will it hard enough.OTHER VOICES. WILL TO VISIT THE EGG SUPER HARD.
>>30471235Before inviting anyone over, make sweet love to Ben in celebration of your incoming parenthood and also how wonderful he is.Besides being a good idea in general, it's important to make sure that the egg gets more of your and Ben's love and happiness than anyone else, so this is essential and practical to ensure your child's health.
>>30471274but he's so airheaded
>>30471235...HUG HIM!YOU FUCKING HUG THAT WONDERFUL MAN YOU HEINOUS BITCH!
>>30471252>>30471253>>30471266These
>>30471260These actually sound really good.Hourglass and Omen especially. Invite them over first. They're there for personality, Rena and Queen are there for hatching speed.
>>30471235>What is with that girl?She's a Good Girl. Somehow.She needs to be invited. So does Bridgette. Them playing together nicely has to be worth plenty of Hope Points.
>>30471235Shadow Man, Caffornicator, Chet Manlystache, that sentai group.
>>30471235Rena, Bridgette, QotW, Balloon Man, MADAM HOURGLASS
>>30471235Velocity Raptor. Just try to keep the SCIENCE to a minimum.
>>30471235Omen because he needs screen time.Robomaid because she's loyal and responsible.Balloon Man because I'm gay for him.
>>30471260>>30471266>QueenieI was going to object, but then I realized that she's probably the best source of self-confidence in the world. Lord knows that nobody else we know really believes in themselves.Kid needs self-confidence. I vote Queenie 2014.
>>30471235Hmm. Can't go with Balloon Man, he's got that dark as fffuck past and all.Oh I know, invite Rider!
>>30471291This. I want to crawl out of Sparkle's head and stare at the egg.
>>30471235>His parentsC'mon, they're going to be grandparents.
>>30471235Chet, because he is super-legit.Velocity Raptor, because he is smart and not crazy or a dick.MM, because she's level-headed.
>>30471235Lyrical Princess Raindrops
If you combine Caffornicator and Rena do you get a person with a normal sex drive?
>>30471235Can we ask how he knows so much about Magical Girl eggs?
>>30471235Cynthia, Rena, Omen, Madame Hourglass, Bridgette, Chet Manlystache, Balloon Man, Queen of the World, uuuh...Do we know any other villains who are decent people?
>>30471235>Rena >Balloon Man>Hourglass (She's your friend right?) >Maybe Chet Manlystach
>>30471235>some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.You might need to go and meet some new people.
>>30471235I thought you were keeping this a secret so that villains don't try to break it? That said, INVITE EVERYONE and have a well-rounded baby!Then have some turrets and shit installed around your home so that nobody can get close to it without permission.
>>30471291Agreed. This can only end well.
>>30471337Hmm.I think some magical science clones are in order.
>>30471335THIS.It will make yo kid so polite and moe
Rolled 8>>30471235>B: "I've never felt more calm in my life.">calm in my life>calm in my lifeTHE BABY TOOK ALL HIS MADNESSPANIC
>>30471337No, you get >>30471335
>>30471335She's dead.
>>30471335how did we forget about her?And fuck you 4chan, I'm not spamming you hunk of shit
To people voting for villains: Why would they give half a shit?Your options are probably limited to heroes and the Monster family. That being said:Bridgette for courageCynthia for self-confidence/"Family First" mentalityRena for a dash of innocence/magic resistance via densityGrandpa Monster for UNSPEAKABLE POWER!Velocity Raptor for smarts and a healthy craving for the flesh of one's enemiesBalloon Man for whimsy
>>30471291I'm straining as hard as I can to force us to materialize and spend time with egg.
>>30471361Awesome, let's do this. Get Rena and Caffornicator at that egg.
>>30471335YES,
>>30471235in SPARING AMOUNTS, you can induce rena and cynthia. A little bit of each.In larger amounts... shit. Who's stable?
>>30471235Honestly, it doesn't matter which of your friends you have over, as long as they only visit and aren't around for hours and hours.have a huge baby shower.
>>30471387>Caffornicatorit needs love, not sex.Though... I guess her presence might counter Rena's complete lack of sexdrive.
>>30471235These two>>30471291>>30471335
>>30471235Balloon ManRenaHourglassChet Manlystach
Queen of the World is obviously the best choice.I mean, it's not like she has problems of her own or anything.(I started drawing this last thread)
>>30471411So Rena, Caffornicator, and Bridgette?
>>30471392Nobody I'm afraid.
>>30471409>huge baby showerI worry that such a gathering might just be a target for QK.
>>30471428Nice.
>>30471378>Balloon Man for whimsySwap him out for Queenie for confidence.
>>30471428>Not in period-appropriate transparent fine silk
>>30471378Queen of the World is a pretty cool chick.Self confidence is good.
>>30471452Again: Why would Queen give a fuck?
>>30471428Awesome work.Can you post the Balloon Man one? I never saved it.
>>30471455The city's weather is too cold for that kind of shit to fly
>Queen>Self confidenceit's all a front she is literally a walking mass of insecurities
>>30471468New subjects are adorable.Look how sparkly this new peasant will turn out!
>>30471468conversely. Why WOULDN'T she. Egg-dorable.
>>304714681. She is always happy.2. She likes Rena, so Rena might be able to convince her.
>>30471488She's also kind of a terrible person
>>30471468Just use the following:"This egg takes on the traits of people around it, and I think it having your traits would be fantastic, given how amazing you are."And she'd be there before you could blink.
>>30471475No problem.I mean, you could just dig back through the archives for it, but eh.
>>30471491>>30471497>>30471504>>30471509Fair points all around. I concede.
>>30471480Did anyone else notice the pyramids in the background of picture 6?
>>30471528I thought those were mountains with a massive hole in them from a DBZ style overpowered beam attack.
>>30471523Oops, sorry for not doing that! But thank you for re-posting it, I really appreciate that.
>>30471523LIMEBREAKERGET BACK TO RUNNING YOUR QUESTbut seriously, it's the only reason i still occasionally drop by tgchan
>>30471528huh. No, I didn't. I was distracted by the power-lines overhead.
>>30471556Cute harpies are cute.
>>30471564and y'know, the whole aura of "alleyness" projected by the top half of the image.
>>30471335Man, I would love to. But I think she's still exploring ruins or something?I'll call her next time.=====================================>Sparkle assembles a good list of both Heroes and Villains to come and meet the egg. A few S-Class are there. Balloon-Man, Madam Hourglass, and the kid's grandma Monster Matriarch. Queen of the World also insists on coming along once Sparkle mentions it. Rena, Bridgette, and Cynthia are invited as well. The house if filled with people from both Associations but there is no fighting. Instead everyone is quite happy. Sparkle even sees Ben laugh with his family.>The egg is brought out and everyone gets a chance to hold it.R: "Oh my god this is so cute and tiny. I want an egg now."QW: "Peasant. Let me see. I wish to see the egg."R: "Hold on. Sparkle, how did you even get this? I mean... Do you lay eggs?"QW: "Let me see it.""No, I don't lay eggs. It just... Appears."QW: "I demand that you let me see it!"R: "Hold on, I-"
>>30471235just... invite the people who'll make you the happiest, Sparkle. and have Ben do the same.Then look over each other's lists just to be sure that neither of you wants to invite someone whos a bad idea.
>>30471664>Insta-hatch
>>30471664OH SHIT RENA NOYOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT ALL YOUR TRAITS AND HATCH IT RIGHT NOW
>>30471664>R: "Hold on, I-"Oh god no.
>>30471664Why would you trust Rena to hold it?
>>30471664>roll 1d20
>>30471664In before QotW-Rena drop it and the world ends
>>30471664>Hold on>1/2RIP in peace, Egg
>>30471682yeah, Rena. Make room for at least - a little - QOTW
Rolled 20>>30471700nat 1 inc
Rolled 15>>30471700
Rolled 7>>30471700RENA NOOOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 2>>30471700WHY
>>30471700;_;whelp, rena just made the baby retarded.
>>30471715I love you.
Rolled 18>>30471700
>>30471715CLUTCHEST OF CRITS
>>30471715Oh thank god
>>30471715so fucking based
>>30471715WHAAAAAoh dice
>>30471715DEFIED!
Rolled 12, 7, 11, 3, 14 = 47>>30471700CATCH IT, THE MONSTER!
Rolled 3>>30471700PLEASE NO
Rolled 13>>30471700egg? egg? EEEEEEGGGGGGhahaha
>>30471715RULES OF NATUREEEE
>>30471715Thank heaven The Monster caught it without breaking it!
Rolled 12>>30471715hahahahaha
Rolled 16>>30471715Based Anon.
>Writing
>>30471715THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FORTHANK YOU BASED DICEGODS
Rolled 20>>30471715well holy crap.
>>30471700>And Rena's body was never foundMonster Sparkle new MC?
Rolled 3>>30471743CATCH IT, THE MONSTER!oh, god no.
Next time we'll get fucked over.>roll for bridgette to not die>nat 1
>>30471715well, we know he has his mom's luck
>>30471715You magnificent man.
>>30471664Queen of the World is adorable.
>>304717682 20s?YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, IT'S GONNA HATCH.
>>30471768D-D-D-DOUBLE CRIT!Stop rolling, you fucks!
>>30471768>>30471715guys i think the baby inherited renas luck powers.seriously.
>>30471715
>>30471779EVERY single Hero and villain catches it simultaneously with every power at their disposal..
>>30471664>Rena's faceSo goddamn adorable.So goddamn resistant to shipping.
>>30471795Tell that to the demon she fought last.
I love The Monster's Oh Shit! face.
>>30471808There's suddenly a sad crunching sound
>>30471808It then gains all of said powers.
>>30471830That's because she gave Rena her luck, remember?
>>30471841OR a happy crunching sound, followed by chirping.
>>30471862I remember she gave her a little luck.
>>30471796Other than the obvious Boku no Pico, what is this from?
>>30471862on that note, Sparkle, take some of your luck back from Rena, you'll need it.
>>30471898Chuunibiyo
Rolled 18>>30471768>>30471715>>30471700D-D-Double crit
>>30471898I would hazard a guess that it is Witchcraft Works
>As the egg drops something quickly and gently catches it, making sure to soften it's landing. Monster Master holds it up and grins.MM+: "Ara ara~ Rena, dear, you really should be more careful~">Sparkle goes from terrified, to relieved, then to pissed off. Queen of the World and Rena can only see the egg from a distance now.>Monster Master hands the egg back to Sparkle.MM+ "Told you I'd be the best aunt~""Yeah, you did."Geeze... That was fucking close. Also this thing is glowing really bright.
>>30471883Chirping?
>>30471700>>30471715
>>30471898chuunibyou something something some japanese thing.
Sparkle, she just dropped your childYour once in a lifetime child with the man you loveShe dropped itYou take her out back and beat her with a tire iron. I am not joking. There is nothing that she can do to atone for that, I do not care how the child is saved. You beat that retarded bitch till she cries blood.
>>30471918
>>30471921Is that a crack? Or does the egg somehow have a hair out of place?
>>30471921Take Rena out back and kill her then replace her with a daemon that imitates her so nobody notices
>>30471921hold it tight and whisper "I love you"
>>30471924Eggs hatch anon, eggs hatch.
>>30471921Thanks... sis :3
>>30471921It's gonna hatch! That was quick.
>>30471844The Sparkly Monstrous Hourglass of Inflated Polymorphic Rocks
>>30471921Thank MM+. Seriously, thank her. With a heartfelt hug, because goddamn she is the best and your life would genuinely be worse if she was not on your side.
>>30471935>that extremely pissed off U-Boat anon staying for the babby sparkle.
>>30471921IT'S ALMOST HATCHING TIME
>>30471935Woah, woah, woah. Look at her hands in the second panel, then consider how an egg is shaped, not to mention the distribution of weight in something like that would naturally be lower, thus a lower center of gravity. The thing jumped. I don't know how, but it wasn't Rena's or Queenie's fault.
>>30471898Your google-fu is weak, young one.
Rolled 16>>30471921is he/she gaining Rena's luck powers?
>>30471935Yep.
>>30471963This.
>>30471911>>30471934Thanks.
it's the glow of happiness.
>>30471921Little did they know that the glow was due to radioactivity. Later everybody was sweating blood.
>>30471921Totally Queen's fault. Glare at her a bit.
>>30471973WIth BALLOONS!
>>30471935To be fair, it's a Magical Monster Egg. We're not actually sure how resilient it is to physical damage.I'd REALLY rather not find out.Thank MM+, Sparkle.
>>30471963This :3
>>30471921Give SINCERE HUGS to MM+
>>30471921Christ, Sparkle, did you spend a lot of time on the exercise bike or something? It shouldn't already be hatching.Does someone at the party have Flame Body or something?
>>30471996I think I woke up my neighbours with laughing. Thank you <3
>>30472033The Monster probably, certainly not Ignis
>>30472033That guy died.
>>30472033It's definitely not Reina, she's just Oblivious
>>30471982Yeah, it's really weird how it did that. Possibly the same reason it is glowing?
Oh god, what if Rena is one of those other eggs and she's completely oblivious because she reproduces from happy feelings instead of from sex?
>>30471921Tell those idiots to make their own eggs, geeze.
>>30472122That... makes a surprising amount of sense.
>>30472122
>>30472122Pffthahahaha
>>30472121Trying to break through the shell? I mean, heroes and villains all in one place, at peace, enjoying a literal in-universe miracle? Probably enough sap flowing through the place to drown the world in syrup.
>>30472122OH GOD SHE'S THE RESULT OF LPR FONDLING QotW
>>30472122>she reproduces from happy feelings instead of from sex?Wouldn't she have like a billion chilluns at this point?
>>30472122Sparkle said Rena had no magical girl powers.Besides, if she was hatched from a Magical Girl egg, she wouldn't have shot down Bridgette. Knowwhadahmsaiyan?
>>30472122I think she just doesn't produce estrogen. A pretty mundane problem, really.
>>30472167She's never held anyone's hand.
>>30472167No? She didn't have any friends other than kitty before the quest started. Just a guy she dated for a few days, then moved away to break up with
>>30472166I thought that was Pringle Guard.Unless this egg is PG, mentally unstable from so many different influences at once
>>30472180I'm not picturing an aged British gentleman hunting Rena with a tranq gun modified to fire syringes of synthetic estrogen, and the whole thing's being bankrolled by Cynthia for Bridgette's benefit.
>QoTW>Let me see it. Let me see it. Come on, let me see it.oh god.
>>30472191>She didn't have any friends other than kitty before the quest started.Fuck, now I'm imaging a litter of Rena Catgirls.BQ/QB2/whatever is her estranged son/daughter that she forgot about because she's Rena
>>30472202The most dangerous game.
>>30472202>Am now picturingFucking hell.
>>30472167no, because egg gestation rate is very very low.>>30472179She doesn't. She has the potential to handle MG energy, but LPRs power source ran out and Rena never inherited any.This is why she could use the hat and the focus with no problem, though.
>>30472187She kissed Sparkle, though.
>>30472217Kirbay. Name is Kirbay.
>>30472231It sounds better when you don't correct it. Absurdely specific denial and all.
>>30472215How like a younger sibling.
>Sparkle gives Monster Master a friendly pat on the shoulder. She doesn't do hugs.>With the egg back in a safe place the group continues to sit around and enjoy each other's company.>A knock at the door breaks the pleasant mood. Sparkle slowly approaches it, ready to retaliate if it were someone with hostile intentions.>When she opens it she sees one of her best friends."Raindrops?"RD: "Sparkle! Hey, just got your text! Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the party?""Uhm... No. Please, come in..."Wow...I haven't seen her in... Years.She's aged.>Raindrops goes over and Ben is quite shocked as well. After getting her autograph (again) he introduces her to their egg, which is now almost filling the room with light.RD: "Hey, Sparkle? How long have you had this egg?""Uhm... A day? Why?"RD: "It's glowing pretty bright for just a day... The only other ones I saw took a while. Though, those magical girls tended to be a rather depressed lot... Still."...Should I kick everyone out?
>>30472202>implying thats not cynthia chasing rena around with an estrogen gun.
>>30472248No, she merely tried to kiss Sparkle, Sparkle stopped her.
>>30472248It was more of an attempted kiss.
I wonder how much of this quest is just Larro reading the comments and thinking "Sure, let's go with that"
>>30472122She's Lyrical Princess Raindrop's kidIt all makes sense now
>>30472252...you know, you have a point.Jolly good!
>>30472266quick go find bridgette and make her hold the egg
>>30472266THE MOE HAS RETURNEDDON'T KICK EVERYONE OUT, THAT WOULD BE RUDE
>>30472266Unless you want everyone there for the hatching, probably.
>>30472266Don't kick people out, you're on the home stretch!
>>30472266Naw, let 'em watch.
>>30472266>that sad and depressed QotWthats an interesting background picture.
>>30472266Yes because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BABY SUPPLIES YET AAAAAAAA
>>30472266Rena, say hi to your mom.
>>30472279Rena DOES kind of look like her.>>30472266Yeah, but don't send them home. You want to be the first ones to hold the kid, right?
>>30472270with a extravagant moustache and a wonderfully terrible british accent
>>30472266question her
how will you feel when the baby turns out to be a super buff lizard
>>30472266>Should I kick everyone out?Nah, let that sucka pop.
>>30472266shit, really?We don't need this many people around for this thing hatching.Right?I'm not sure.It's probably embarrassing or something.Also poor, poor QoTW.
>>30472266Maybe ask The Monster to wear sunglasses so he doesn't mindbreak your child.
>>30472266Kick everyone out? Heavens, no. It's already too late, and they might as well see what they've spawned.Also, introduce Raindrops to Rena.
>>30472266LYRICAL I HAVE NO BABY SUPPLIES GET ME SOMEAND SOME SCALE OIL FROM A PET STOREGO GO GO
>>30472329show queenie the egg.Being queenie is suffering, that should delay the birth a bit.
>>30472266>QotW: Go ask for Round 2
>>30472342FUCK! REAL MOTHERS HAVE MONTHS TO PREPARE FOR THIS SHIT! WAIT, I AM A REAL MOTHER! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK->Panic Mode: Engage
>>30472266What's up with the pink on her hand?
>>30472266Man, QoTW is looking really uncomfortable right now. You should introduce her to Raindrops, maybe she can style her hair into something cheerful for the occasion!
>>30472266No. Frankly, it's all to the good to have the egg hatch ASAP- as long as it's in egg form, it's vulnerable and in need of protection.
>>30472122>>30472279That egg that got destroyed? Hatched in secret and turned out to be Rena. Still got mauled though, which explains the density
>>30472266...am I the only one who thinks this is a trap?
>>30472381Oh fuck, I thought that was blood from her blistered hands or something.
>>30472395The baby is vulnerable, in need of protection, AND mobile
>>30472381You know, LPR lost her powers.Nothing says she can't get them back.She's going to crush it with that fucking shovel.
>>30472410sparkle is the one who suggested kicking everyone out, not raindrops
>>30472381>>30472410>>30472412BQ came to the party.
>>30472410Hmm, yeah. Maybe that thing's a bomb or something.
>>30472266GROUP HUGMAXIMUM HAPPINESS
>>30472410probably, worse comes to worse though theres a fuckton of high level folk here so its not like the baddie can fight off literally everyone here.
>>30472381It's sparkle paint from when she created a fake egg in order to get close to and kill Sparkle
>>30472279LPR x QotW = RenaSee? Maths. Proves it!Sparkle: Come to think of it, why did QotW lose so many powers from when LPR first fought her?
>>30472444Not the point.LPR shows up out of the blue from a dig site fuck knows where inside of a day just from a text message.
>>30472446>BQ came to the party.seems unlikely.If Raindrops was a disguise, she'd look like MGS expected her to look. Not... old.
>>30472266What's with the shovel?
>>30472451I think the cat can literally fight off everyone here. This would be like a buffet of super powers.
>>30472381Shit.
>>30472451Depends. I don't know what LPR could have sacrificed to get her powers back, but IIRC, the scale of the powers depends on the scale of the sacrifice.
>>30472471and there is only one inhabitable place in the whole world. pretty much a days travel i'd say
>>30472491She was explorin ruins.
>>30472497the monster.
>>30472266Call her cell phone. If it's really her, she'll hear it ring.
>>30472497We know Monster can beat him. The Matriarch is here so we're safe.
>>30472507wait what?when the hell did we find out about that, cause i don't remember that one.
>>30472513It's a shovel she made from her Blood Powers.>>30472529>implying QK can be beat the same way twice without become invulnerable to it
>>30472388"Hey, Queen. This is Lyrical Princess Raindrops."RD: "Hahaha, Sparkle. It's just Raindrops now. I- Wait, did you say Queen of the World?">The Queen looks up at the old magical girl.QW: "Who is this peasant?"RD: "..."...Is there something between them that I'm not aware of?
>>30472543Back here>>30469394
>>30472525>>30472529Guess so, but his teleporting is pretty OP. I admit, it seems stupid unlikely it's him, but I also don't see why he couldn't pull this off.
>>30472543see >>30469921>>Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?>Long story.
>>30472497monster+matriarch= really really dead cat.
>>30472555Nah, must be your imagination
>>30472555Oh man Raindrops can ruffle her hair for the first time all over again!
>>30472555Yes. Queen died though so she doesn't remember.
>>30472555I'm sure it's nothing
>>30472555...she doesn't know Raindrops.BAIL!
>>30472555Yes. We won't tell you though. It would be awkward.
>>30472555introduce her to rena :D
>>30472555"introduce them. clearly they have never met before in their lives. mention Queen's soft silky hair. That should be a good conversation starter."
>>30472559huh, thanks anon.
if there was queen would have forgotten. remind raindrops of that.
>>30472555RUFFLE THAT HAIRRUFFLE IT HARDDO IT DO IT DO IT
>>30472529Also, MMA would squish him before anybody even blinked.>>30472555They used to be lovers.... Well, LPR was a lovER. QotW was a lovED.
>>30472555Good thing Sparkle can't see the pictures we post and does have to suffer through viewing the sordid trysts of her friend and mentor.
>>30472555UH OHThe sadness this will cause will cause the Egg to return to a zygote!
>>30472555Raindrops + QotW = Rapedrops
Rolled 11>>30472555LPR: Roll to fail to resist urge to molest hair again
>>30472555Raindrops, you need a shower.
>>30472610>does have to sufferDoesn't have to, rather.
>>30472555YeeeeaaaaaaaaaahWait, you said you can see the images, right?
>>30472555Ask!
>>30472627>that skirt bulge
>>30472608>... Well, LPR was a lovER. QotW was a lovED.LPR got paid for it, too.
>>30472646It's a knee, dummy.
>>30472666Your point?
>>30472610>>30472627>>30472643Wait, i can't remember this. Which thread is this? When was this? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?
>>30472678>Queenieposting.png
Rolled 11>>30472678Because you weren't there.Check it up on suptg.It was so lewd.
>>30472678>WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?QotW pls stayIt was literally last thread.
>>30472678qotw pleasehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30362496
>>30472678last thread, it happened last week yo.
>>30472678Hi QotW.
>>30472699shit i missed a thread then
>>30472678said QOTW
>>30472696>>30472699>>30472701>>30472708>>30472713Queenmind
>>30472701>>30472711>>30472713QOTW-mind
Wait, how do we know that LPR lost her powers? Where was that mentioned? I don't remember that from the last thread...
>>30472610>>30472620>>30472627>>30472643AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS!?
>>30472643I wonder what happened to their lovechild-egg... I hope Raindrops didn't leave it with QotW.
>>30472742Sparkle mentioned it when she first met Rena, I think.
>>30472742Well she's aged and Sparkle is the last magical girl.
>>30472742The "Just Raindrops now" kind of implies it.
>>30472743SHE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN
>>30472743Because we're dicks!
>>30472743Same reason we do anything elseShits and giggles.
>>30472743IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>30472743YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T SEE THEM
>>30472743You're the one that asked.
>>30472743Oh.. no reason. Might want to look behind for a moment.
>>30472744Yeah woah that's some pretty serious handholding there. B-b-bareskin too.
>>30472743You also might want to inform Raindrops that Queen died recently and won't remember her before she gets too sad.
>>30472730>>30472734Queen-mind-mind
>>30472743because you let Rose die
>>30472743YOU STARE INTO THE VOICES AND THE VOICES STARE BACK>>30472744EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
>>30472743Aaaaaaaand, that's your last thought before the egg hatches.That's when the kid is born.That's what will influence him/her the most.
>>30472743It's an accident!Also do you think rena might be their kid?
>>30472743because that expression is SO worth it.
>>30472743Don't look behind you, but it's about to happen all over again.And you were the one who said they couldn't see them.Touch fluffy hair.
>>30472813No!B: "Uhm... Sparkle?""What!?">Ben points to the egg.>It's glowing bright pink. There's a crack in it.W-what..? No...Not now...I'm not ready!
>>30472743...Sorry...
>>30472850MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE ITS SEES!!!
>>30472850THINK HAPPY, COMPETENT THOUGHTS
>>30472850IT'S HAPPENING
>>30472850OH MANOH MANI DONT HAVE A REACTION IMAGE FOR THIS
>>30472850Is anyone ever truly ready for childbirth
>>30472850Make yourself ready, Sparkle.
Rolled 16>>30472850ITS HAPPENING
Rolled 20>>30472850toss it
>>30472850>W-what..? No...>Not now...>I'm not ready!almost no-one ever is.the true secret of parenthoodshell-shock
>>30472850TOO LATE BITCH!HERE IT COMES!>END OF THREAD
>>30472850It doesn't matter if you're ready! Be there for it!
>>30472743To see how you'd react, mostly.I'm pleasantly surprised.QotW has such a cute aheago
>>30472850Quick!Remember a happier time!Remember when you were like this!
>>30472850
>>30472850Damn. My only "It's happening" reaction pictures are Ron Paul.
>>30472850Go love that egg, dammit! No matter how Renatarded it may be, it's still your child!
>>30472850Just think over and over 'please be human' and try not to think about adorable lamia babies.
>>30472850quick!Be FULL of motherly love!
>>30472850http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQx-H2av1PM
>>30472850HAPPY THOUGHTSLOVING THOUGHTS
>>30472850It's better this way. Nobody will be able to just smash the egg.
>>30472850Nobody is ever truly ready for parenthood.But you can do it. It's not gonna be easy, but we believe in you.
>>30472850No one's really ready for parenthood, but it's something you've got to do. You've got a kind heart; I think you'll do a good job. Just think about love, and hope, and happiness.
>>30472850No one ever really is. You'll be fine.
>>30472850rolling for Baby CHA
>>30472918Shadow Master needs those though.All of them.
Rolled 6>>30472971>>30472850lets try again
Rolled 17, 12, 5, 1, 4, 9 = 48>>30472971Rolling for stats, top to bottom, 3d6, because FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
>>30472850It's your kid either way Sparkle. And hey, think of it like this. Thanks to everyone what would take months or years took a day. I say you have a good batch of family and friends.
>>30472982Stop that. You're not helping.
>>30472999>Thanks to everyone what would take months or years took a day.Turns out this was 95% because of Rena and therefore it will get 95% of its personality from Rena
Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12>>30472997Re-rolling for Int because I did not think this through.
>>30472997>1 intGoddamnit, rena.
>The egg wiggles and cracks. From within she can hear something moving around. Everyone is deathly silent now and gathers around the table.>There's another cracking sound and the glow suddenly vanishes as a tiny piece of the egg falls off.Oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6>>30472997alright lets do this thenroll 1
>>30473024IT'S HAPPENING
>>30473024GET HYPE
Rolled 2, 4, 5 = 11>>30473016>>30473026roll 3
>>30473024Find Ben. Hold his hand.
>>30473024Something horrible's going to happen. I can feel it coming.
>>30473024Don't worry. You've got enough love in your heart for a child.
>>30473024BE STRONG SPARKLE, BE HAPPYIT'S FINALLY HERE
>>30473057Are you trying to give her another egg
>>30473026>>30473050can you fuck offplease
Rolled 6, 3, 6, 3, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 5, 6, 1, 1, 3 = 63>>304729971d18 is not the same as 3d6! Here, let me do it.
>>30473024inb4 Cuebay pops out of the egg
>>30473024EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>30473057This. You need emotional support right now.
Rolled 3>>30473024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHq7enLNWothrow egg
>>30473057>>30473057>>30473057>>30473057>>30473057>>30473057THIS! HE IS YOUR HAPPY TIME!
Rolled 10>>30473062Something wonderful is going to happen
>>30473057>holding hand>proceed to immediately have second eggdon't be an asshole anon.
>>30473024>egg cracks open>there's just some confetti and a card>card reads "Try again later"
>>30473024inb4 cliffhanger
>>30473024Who's behind you?
>>30473057In front of e-everyone?
Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10>>30473024If it's a girl, ask Ben for permission to name it Rose.
>>30473106oh god OP would be a god tier troll if that happened.
>>30473057that's what started this in the first place!
is it too late to get an abortion?
>>30473074inb4 a lifetime supply of fishsticks pops out of the egg. AND A THE CHEAT
>>30473118But how will he remember what day it is today?
>>30473024get VERY close to the egg.Make sure it imprints on you.
>>30473073So that's 15 11 13 7 13 5.
>>30473134The last time we ate fish sticks, we ended up with purple snake babies.
>>30473138Cast Sparkle Shield on the egg. Right now.
Rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10>>30473147... what an low/average baby...
>>30473138Fuck that, we're an emotional wreck. Give it to someone who isn't damaged goods.
>>30473150>not watching Homestar Runner
>>30473024REMEMBER YOUR LAMAZE BREATHING.
>>30473134>AND A THE CHEAT>implying you don't want the cheat to live with you
>>30473184the good times are DEFINATELY over.
>>30473201>implying I implied that
>Egg cracks open>It's Vince Mcmahon's faceIT WAS ME SPARKLEIT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>30473226yes, YES!
>Finally a bigger chunk falls off. The egg stops cracking and now rocks back and forth. She hears a tiny hissing sound as something begins to make it's way out.>Sparkle's child wiggles it's way out of the egg partway. It has half of it's body out before it seems to get tired and falls asleep, resting on the remainder of it's shell. It's upper body appears to be human but it's entire lower body is a long snake. She swears she can hear a pair of Ara Aras behind her, but pays them no mind. The child has a full set of very sharp pointy teeth. Sparkle's new kid also has her blonde hair color.>And freckles.Oh my god.I'm a mom.
>821 Replies>75 Images>Page 8Jesus we have no kind of lives.
>>30473249Holy shit that is one cute fucking baby
>>30473249eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>30473249QUICK! IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?!
>>30473249THE FREEEEEEEEEECKLESRENA MK. II CONFIRMED
>>30473249Yaaaaaay!
>>30473226>Larro will probably do this
>>30473249ASSIST YOUR SPAWN.
>>30473276Yes.>>30473258And I am okay with that.
Rolled 18>>30473249so cuteeeeee
>>30473249Welcome to the world, little one. You're going to be one hell of a heartbreaker when you grow up.
>>30473249WHAT IS IT, SPARKLE!? GOD DAMN IT!WE NEED TO KNOW FOR REASONS!
>>30473249Is it a boy or a girl?!
>>30473249>it has frecklesOH SHIT RENA DID INFLUENCE THIS KID!
>>30473249IT ALSO HAS YOUR AHOGE!IT IS A MAGICAL... BABY!
>>30473249
>>30473249Awwwwwww! It's sooooo awwwwww!
>>30473249You are Magical Girl Sparkle no more.Now, you are Magical MOM Sparkle. Now hug your baby. Hug the dickens out of that little sucker.
>>30473249Get it a blanket. Little thing's probably chilly.
>>30473249Oh, no! It's been tainted by Rena, better snap its poor little neck and try again.
>>30473249EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30473317Sparkle: Gain Ara Aura
>>30473310>MMS"ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" chant the Monster family.
Let's break out the cognac!
>>30473317Rena: Notice your Mom is here.
>>30473366Both of them.
>>30473249and thus the most powerful being in the world was born. He shall bring forth the arageddon
>>30473365And cigars!
>>30473249You better raise her to be observant. NO DENSITY ALLOWED.
>>30473249YESSSSBEGIN PLANNING FOR COLLEGE
>>30473249And Rena's one true love was born that day.
>>30473385Yes! Men, let us leave the women to coo over the child as we smoke and drink to toast the new life!
>Boy or girl?Boy.Thanks again for following everyone! I'll have the time for the next thread posted on the twitter. Next chapter will contain a new new hero.
>>30473403You mean the only thing of the same species as her.>>30473407>implying Ben isn't cooing twice as hard as MGS right now.
>>30473415start thinking of a good name, sparkle.
>>30473390I'm betting sparkle has no more cash and is actually in debt atm, considering magical girls attitude towards life.
And to ruin all of this disgusting talk of enjoying children and family, some meaningless sex!http://pastebin.com/cmeEkPg1
>>30473415Watch as she slowly reverts to her pre-Rose self.
>>30473418Come with us, good fellow! Let Sparkle tend the child! You've liquor to drink and cigars to smoke and other old-timey menfolk traditions to uphold! Don your top hat!
>>30473415does he have 2 penises like an actual snake?
>>30473415It's happening!Also Rena : Ever feel like you're a side character in you own story?
>>30473415YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHthanks for running!
Rolled 1>>30473415Oh god its so adorableeeeeee
>>30473415>lamia with feetwhat
>>30473415Jeez Larro is the kid going to grow up and follow in his mother's footsteps that fast
>>30473415I can think of no better way to enjoy my night, you fuck!
>>30473463Those are hands,
>>30473463That's its hands
Rolled 12>>30473463Those are called hands, anon
>>30473415just imagine this will be just one of MANY kids you will be having!
>>30473415>>30471235Sparkle's eyes look less... Dead.
>>30473431You do good work, anon. It's awesome that you write for this quest.
>>30473415Aww look at him so cute nestled into his mothers cold unfeeling metal arm. So cute.
>>30473484Cat will fix that
>>30473445The other two Lamia-inclined members of the families don't have snake genitalia so probably not
>>30473415...well, shit. At least let his middle name be Rose or some masculine variant thereof. You owe it to your former love!
>>30473418>You mean the only thing of the same species as her.nah, there's plenty of eggbabbies. Hell, many of the Monster family may well be eggbabbies.Magical Monster is a unique eggbabby, though.
>>30473504Actually, pretty sure Cynthia was just confirmed for not having ridiculous snake-belly vag.
>>30473431Yay, meaningless sex! Family and all that is overrated anyway.
>>30473511Magical Monster Rosario?Tuxedo Rose?
>>30473415What's bonus 1?
>>30473463>>lamia with feetthose are his tiny baby hands. You can see his tail.
>>30473519...wait.Cynthia said something about Ben absorbing some kind of emotional ambiance when he was a kid?Does that mean...Holy shit!The Monster actually has hands!Oh, and MM was probably a magical girl at one point.
>>30473519According to Sparkle, he is the third Magical Girl-made eggbaby.
>>30473415contemplate many future children.
>>30473415NAME HIM, stop call him an it guys!
>>30473474>>30473476>>30473479Then what the heck am I typing with?
Why is QoTW suffering?
>>30473554Yeah, but he's also a Monster eggbabby. SO yeah. Unique even among eggbabbies.
>>30473562Benjamin Rosario Sparkle.
>>30473531YesYESHe's going to be so classy with that name.
>>30473566Non-baby hands I assume. For all I know it could be your feet.
>>30473548>Cynthia said something about Ben absorbing some kind of emotional ambiance when he was a kid?I think she just meant that he was an expert on all things Magical Girl.
>>30473581>Unique even among eggbabbies.Well yeah, I just meant to say that he is at least halfway the same species as what we assume Rena to maybe be.
>>30473598No no no noDO NOT name your kid after your father, it gets REALLY CONFUSING really quickly.
>>30473566Boxing gloves?
>>30473562We'll have to know MGS's real name first.
>>30473652Tell me something I don't know. I have the same name as my stepfather.Call one "Ben" and the other "Benny" or something.
>>30473667It's Emma.
>>30473667Emma, wasn't it?>>30473675Benben
>>30473652This. Rosario Benjamin maybe, but not Benjamin Rosario. We should also get Ben's opinion, too.
>>30473687>We should get Ben's opinion, too.Well, of course.
Guys, I was thinking a good name would just be Johnathan. I'd be friends with a lamia named Johnathan.
>>30473686I would suggest naming him Emmet, but he might get more of Rena's density than we want with a name like that.
>>30473711Aren't they called Naga if they're males?
>>30473724No.
>>30473722Name him Shirou
>>30473711But imagine the flourish he could announce himself with using a name like Rosario! He could roll the r's AND hiss the s's!
>>30473431Seme-Robomaid with canon Rena when
>>30473722you may be rightHow about "Ren"
>>30473740He'd be the suave spanishman that MGS deserves!
>>30473740>Implying he'd be that flamboyantHonestly, he'll probably have his dad's emotional instability issues, and I pity his eventual therapist.
I just realized.The first word the baby has heard in its life was "Ara ara"
>>30473767MMA instability + Rena unflappability = perfectly normal and well-adjusted person?Although he's not gonna have shit for Will saves, unless he gets some training.
>>30473799>implying he couldn't hear stuff in The Egg>WhatTheFuck...How...What?How did this happen...
>>30473737Or Natsuru.Or the male form of that name if he/she changes it between forms. I don't know, I never watched Kampfer.
>>30473767>implying he wouldn't be flamboyant as fuckHe was incubated by love in a magical, sparkling egg covered in hearts until it glowed pink enough to fill a room with soft pink light and ultimately hatched with a full ahoge. If he wants to be manly at all he has no choice but to go full flamboyant with it.
>>30473820Natsuruor just Natsu
>>30473823Okay, you may have a point.R: Mom... Dad... I think I want to be a villain or a hero.B: ...b-but...MGS: Fuck no, fuck that, over my dead body. Now go to your room
>>30473851>Monsterbabby in his teen years.jpg
>>30473823He's going to be so manly that he'll be gay
>>30473872Like I said, he's gonna have to crank the manfab to 200% if he wants to become anything other than a twink.
>>30473872>not being ultra ripped and so manly he develops a stand.name him DIOdo It MGSdo it now!
>>30473907YESDio Sparkle!
Well, there's the most powerful creature we'll know of for ages.He'll be S rank by the time he's 12
>>30473947As a hero or a villain?
>>30473955Both!HE WILL LIVE DUAL LIVES!
>>30473955who knows, he was held by rena a fair bit there so i'm guessing towards hero.
>>30473955Yes.
>>30473936I dunno. Seems like you're tipping him towards being the villain.No problem with him being the villain if that's what he wants, but... it should really be his own choice.
>>30473955Yes
>>30473955Who gives a shit anymore
>>30473967>No one knows why Mischief Monster and Magical Boy Rosario are rivals, or why they are never in the same room at the same time, or why one looks a lot like the other with glasses on>I suppose it's a mystery forever!
>>30473968>>30473955Even if he does go villain, he will just be one of those hammy, 9-5 villains like Bridgette. MGS probably wouldn't let him kill anyone, even he wanted to be hardcore.
>>30473967>>30473984Imagine if the Hero association gave him a job to take out his villian persona, and vice-versa.
What if he grows up to be a stereotypical monsterboy who rapes people
>>30473992He's a literal monster. It's kinda DNA-encoded.They're like cats.
>>30474022Best end
>>30474015>implying he didn't kill his twin brother inside the egg and now doesn't have dissociative identity
>>30473992Magical Monster Rosario wants to be hardcore,but his mom won't let him.
>>30474015score: He's guaranteed to get paid by at least one of the two.and then his alter ego can "escape from the phantom zone" later
>>30474029Bridgette seems fine enough.
I'm kinda glad Rosario seems to have caught on for a name
>>30474047He's tries to be edgy as all hell, but all it does is make him cuter and more flamboyant.
How do frekles even work with blonde hair?
>>30474095She's the white sheep of the family.Also, Monster Sparkle appears to have pretty strong monster side since he was born in Lamia form.I'm just saying, it's not something you can really blame them for.
>>30474118"No! Damn it, mama, I am an outrrrrrrrrrageoussssss beasssssst!""...MY WIDDLE BOY!""Mother, put me down!">>30474117I like it, but I think Sparkle should talk to Ben before she up and names their son after her dead lover.
>>30474147>>30474147magic
>>30474147Magic
>>30474147He's born from a magical monster egg and THAT's where you draw your suspension of disbelief.
>>30474147SCIENCE!
>>30474158>>30474161>>30474170>magicmindYou fuckersHe's gonna look weird as shit though
>>30474195I wanted to play Digital Devil Saga, but from what little I've played, there's no demon usage other than the persona-ish nature of your allies. Does it get better?
>>30474117Rosario Gunstar, for maximum Jojo fabulous.
>>30474220You'll never get your demon fusion/negotiation, if that's what you're askingIt's a pretty good game, but it doesn't change much over it's course, so if you didn't like it from first impressions I guess it's not your thingPlot is amazing though
>>30474251Handles more like Devil Survivor?
Who will be the first to get into a same-sex relationship? Non-magical Human Rena, or Magical Monster Rosari?
>>30474275Well, considering Rena's not a lesbian, and I don't feel comfortable sexualizing a newborn, I think my answer is go fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>30474251>You'll never get your demon fusion/negotiation, if that's what you're askingDamn. It'l remain in the eternal purgatory that is my back burner.
>>30474275pretty sure he's already impregnated balloon man's ass
>>30474267Didn't play it, what are you talking about?>>30474275As long as Larro runs it, nobody
>>30474275Relationship? Like friends? Rena's already friends with girls, silly!
>>30474292It's for DS/3DSEveryone gets locked down in the Yamanote Circle by the Japanese SDF with a shadowy religious organization distributing demon-summoning devices (COMPS).I'm not going to spoil the plot because you should track it down and play it.
>>30474304rena pls goyou're not even a main character anymore
>>30474321>implying we haven't learned more about Rena's past this thread that we have in all the previous threads
>>30474310I know what it is, I mean what were you talking about when you said >handles like DeSu?
>>30474284>I don't feel comfortable sexualizing a newborn
>>30474336I... we what? Where?
>>30474347 >>30472610
>>30474347all that silly speculation that rena was raindrops egg
There's no way all that happy was from the people in the room.Monsterbabby is going to be a crazy schizo.
>>30474364Also, the discovery that Raindrops is still alive and MGS does actually know her.
>>30474364There's no proof.>>30474344I never played DDS. I didn't know if it was a strat game where you just use Auction/Cathedral functions instead of negotiation.
>>30474364>>30474381Shit is happening constantly.It's almost real.
>>30474394No, it's similar to Nocturne in gameplay minus the negotiation and fusion plus hunts and mantras
>>30474364It's just too good to not be canon.>>30474394>There's no proof.and if Larro knows what he's doing - and he demonstrably does - there probably won't be any in the immediate future.There's a disconnect between Rena's past and Raindrops, and I'm pretty sure it's deliberate.
>>30474421I'll level: DeSuO was my first SMT. I didn't play any of the ones on PS/PS2.
>>30474424The absence of evidence is, in itself, evidence?I don't know, man, but I'll agree that Larro is pretty fucking good at what he does.
>>30474369look, there was a lot of happy.
>>30473431if only robomaid were more like that in canon
>>30474431They're way differentDeSu are the only games that have strat elements
>>30474454Yeah, from the Voices.
>>30474447I don't want to speculate out loud too much incase I stumble over plot points.Predicting things in a quest is kind of a mugs game, because it can have the effect of making them less likely to happen.
>>30474553Fair enough.
Well, MGS is now part of the monster family.When do you think the first get together with sparkle included will be?
we're 10 replies from 1k, lets do this
Oh, to settle the hero/villian debate, larro posted on twitter that the next thread would include a new herochances are it's rosario
>>30474649>toddler heroMy heart
>>30474649Too early. Hero Quest would need a timeskip for that to happen.
>>30474649Er.He said that the thread before Raindrops molested QOTW's hair...raindrops was the new hero.
>>30474630Can we outlast 404?Also, there was a Pokemon Quest thread earlier that got 1k.>>30474664>Implying there won't be.
>>30474668>>30473415>Next chapter will contain a new new hero.
>>30474668No, he said it in his last post THIS THREAD.Pay attention.
Flatfics diverging too much from canon.
>>30474671>Can we outlast 404?well, that's just NO GOOD
>>30474664larro has never done time shenanigans in this quest ever, nope
>new heroSOMEBODY has to replace ignis.
>>30474701Fuck yeah, post 1k.
>>30474701Certainly it's not likely to happen until we REMOVE QK, at least.
>>30474704No one can replace Ignis in Velocity Raptor's heart.
>>30474704We're not even 100% he's dead. Bridgette could summon him, maybe?And what about Antihero? Is she actually dead? THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS!
>>30474727also Caffornicator
>>30474745>Implying anybody cares about Quantum Whore.
>>30474745caffornicator is totally alive.
I know I'm kinda changing the subject, but I'm still sad about the whole Bridgette situation. I liked her because she seemed like the one person in this whole universe who doesn't have massive fucking issues
>>30474788maybe she got over the romance thing already and is going to be fine?Heck, maybe she's already hooked up with somebody.Somebody her sister saved for later.
>>30474788Well, she does now!
>>30474147It works perfectly fine. You have a slightly red shine to your your hair but otherwise blonde. I also have blue eyes.
>>30474797Yeah, but Rena is supposed to be the main character and she's very easy to project oneself into. I'm not saying Larro should backtrack and suddenly waifu or anything, just lamenting the fact it turned out how it did
>>30474815I don't see what that has to do with bridgette hooking up with caffornicator
>>30474775I'm totally expecting cynthia to poop her out and caffornicator is like "that is just one of my many fetishes. again, pls".
>>30474826>Wanting Bridgette to hook up with CoffeeslutYou are a horrible person.
>>30474832What's wrong with her?>>30474805Oh, okay, thanks for clarifying
>>30474826I wanted her to hook up with Rena is the pointPlus I'd like to think Bridgette wouldn't be all that interested in an exceptionally promiscuous partner.
>>30474841venereal diseases
>>30474870She looked pretty fucking desperate every time we saw herI honestly wouldn't be surprised if she was a virgin
>>30474870>implying a large part of caffornictor's powers don't prevent sexually transmitted diseases.>implying caffornicator can get pregnant.Assuming these two factors are elimanated, why SHOULDN'T a person have ALL THE SEX?
>>30474883That would be hilarious
>>30474896Yeah, I mean that would explain some things
>>30474894The extremely negative view society takes on such people?
>>30474924Are they superpowered fundamentalists? Because if not I don't think they can do anything.
>>30474924Surely society TAKES a negative view BECAUSE of the previous two factors.Which as previously mentioned, have been eliminated.
>>30474894See that in and of itself is fine. Caffornicator's just a bitch.
>>30474974What
>>30474974She is far more pushy than is acceptable, wouldn't call her a bitch though
Are we going to see the Rena and LPR reunion?
>>30474985>sees sad girl at bar>decides most sensible thing to do is grope their crotch with vibrohands
>>30474985She tried to trick Rena into a locked room. That's pretty sleazy.
>>30475005Hey, if I had vibrohands, I'd be groping everyone too.
>>30475005>>30475008She's desperate. And indecent, yeah
>>30475008>tricking someone into a locked room
>>30475023Took me a moment
Rolled 3>>30475023>>a_locked_room_is_not_a_closed_room
>>30475062What
>>30475023>>30475037Between Caffornicator and Furudo Erika, who do you think the bigger pervert is?Bear in mind that she tried to rape somebody who was effectively catatonic, and planned to do so for a long time".>>30475062Killjoy.
Egg and Rena made a positive feedback loop, didn't they? Holding the egg made Rena happy, which charged the egg with happiness which made Rena happy.That's why it hatched so quick.It jumped out of her hands instinctively to avoid exploding.
>>30475525oh, yeah, probably.
>>30472312
>>30472334nah, kids are fine. They're born without reality filters. It takes humans years of patient indoctrination to develop them.On top of that he's a monster.
