Who do you wish to play as? (30 minutes)

http://strawpoll.me/1223814

>>30503938
Voted someone else but really I think we should play as frank for maybe the first half then switch to bardock

>>30503969
Mmk, one vote for that

>>30503969
Seconded

>>30503969
also did this

>>30503938
Can we do a write in and pick Brolly?

>>30503938
>voted to play as the twins.

>>30504124
>>30504045
>>30503969
Frank to start, then

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>>30504188
Playing as Broly
>Thread Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi-w_xtBt1U
>Say Something
KAKOROTTO!!!!
>Do Something
Genocide

>>30504493

Options:
[] Yell "KAKAROTTO!"(1d20+20)
[] Go on genocidal rampage (1d20+10, +5 per KAKAROTTO yell)

[ ] Write-in (1d20 - 15)

>>30504348
>>30504188
>>30504124
>>30504045
>>30503969
After leaving your comrades behind, you use your amazingly unfair Instant Transmission power to travel to the planet of the Grand Kai, ending up in front of the mansion once again. The door is closed, and nobody seems to be around. In the woods, you can hear the sounds of battle. You could go train there, though you're much stronger than anyone on this world. You notice the car keys are still in the ignition as well. You could easily take the car for a joyride. Or, you could go into the mansion; who the hell could stop you?

>A. Woods

>B. Car

>C. Mansion

>D. Something else

>>30504581
>C
Maybe we can find an infinite gravity machine

>>30504581

>C

But be sure to knock on the door first. It's only polite.

>>30504631
>>30504594
You decide to go and check out the mansion. Leaving the car and the sounds of battle behind, you approach the massive building. Hiking up the stairs, you come to the large doors that serve as an entrance. You knock, but receive no answer. You could easily break down the door. Then again, maybe they just didn't hear you or haven't made it to the door yet. You could knock again, or leave.

>A. Break down door

>B. Knock

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>30504756
>>D. Something else

Try to peek in windows on the ground floor and upper floors. Maybe we can get someone's attention to open up a door.

>>30504777
This

>>30504801
>>30504777
You decide to try peaking in the windows. Yeah, that won't look suspicious. You look through the windows at the ground floor first, but see nothing. Well, that's not really true, you see that whoever owns this place has a lot of stuff; multiple plasma screen TVs, poll tables, arcade games, a hot tub, and a petting zoo, all in one room. But, no sign of whoever lives there.

You check the upper floors next, finding a waterslide serving as the staircase to the ground floor. Much of the upper floor is covered by tracks, along which move small carts. You catch glimpses of slashing lights from some of the rooms, but again find no sign of anybody.

"Hey, buddy, what are you doing up there?" asks a voice behind you.

Turning you see a familiar face; Bardock.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30504976
>A Uh, I got sent to heaven. What are you doing here?

>>30504976
A.
"Hey, weren't you just in Hell a little bit ago? I thought I was the only one that got to cheat like this."

>>30504976
>A
So, when did you learn to go SSJ? Last I heard you got smacked in the face with a Death Ball.

>>30504976
>A. Say something
"Just exploring, what are you doing here?"

>>30505105
>>30505065
>>30505025
>>30505003
"Just exploring," you tell him. "What are you doing here?"

"Pretty much the same," he responds.

"Weren't you in hell a little bit ago?" you ask.

"I wanted to leave and check out some other places," he tells you. "What were they going to do, grab that guy who could stop me? What was his name again? Mike mc Doesn'texist?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30505211
>A. Say something
"Well, there's Mr.Popo, but I honestly doubt he'd give a shit what happens in here."

>>30505211
>A Oh, so you know instant transmission too?

>>30505211
well then how about we have a good old fashion spar? you might have to give me a handball though

>>30505273
>>30505284
"Well, there's Mr. Popo, but I doubt he'd give a shit what happens in here. So, you know Instant Transmission too?" you ask.

"The hell is Instant Transmission? I flew here," he tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30505435
if it's a technique that let's you teleport to anyone you can sense. I can teach you if you want. it's insanely useful

>>30505435
B. Just stare at him for a bit then nod to self, we named our son well.

A. "Want to learn a handy short cut?"

>>30505435
>A. Say something
"Basically teleportation. It's every bit as awesome as it sounds."

Do we really wanna teach him how to teleport?
All things considered, we don't even know the guy.

>>30505630
He has a bitchin' headband. Good enough for me.

>>30505630
We named our first born child after him, it's ok.

>>30505605
>>30505498
>>30505492
You stare at him for a moment, then nod. "It's basically teleportation. Really useful, every bit as awesome as it sounds. Do you want to learn it?"

He shrugs. "I've got nothing better to do."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30505839
>A. Say something

>>30505839
>B Teach him
>A So, what do you think?

>>30505839
>B. Do something
Teach him I suppose?

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>>30505839
So, I was thinking.
Since the afterlife isn't really in another dimension and is actually a place in the universe, couldn't we just IT back home while still dead?

>>30506002
Technically, but the problem would be that if you die outside afterlife, your soul won't reform.

>>30506002

If there's any semblance of oversight in the afterlife, there are probably immutable rules of the universe to overcome or special permission to obtain before a soul can cross over into the living world.

>>30506002
>>30505978
>>30505976
>>30505956
You teach him Instant Transmission. As usual, you find it rather easy to teach this incredibly basic yet incredibly overpowered technique. He masters it quickly, and proceeds to teleport around a few times.

"So, what do you think?" you ask.


"I think if a writer made this technique a concept I would be extremely irritated by how bullshit overpowered it is," he tells you. "But, since this is real life, I like it."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30506102
>>30506111
Yeah, those are problems.

>>30506139
>A So, have you ever been here on the Grand Kai's planet before?

>>30506139
so what exactly happened to you when frieza tried to kill you?

>>30506139
It balances itself out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVVhSbV1mlw

>>30506139
A.
"Oh, you think THAT'S bad? I can sense energy anywhere in the universe. It works just like you think it does."

>>30506139
>A. Say something
*gough*
"So, your kids have powerlevels in millions about now."

>>30506111
I think there are. But it's not universally overseen. Like in the Bojack movie, Goku got pissed, transported to earth, punched a dude and caught Gohan.
Only person who knew is North Kai, and he said he didnt see anything because he sneezed.

>>30506139
At least we haven't figured out how to teleport through time instead of just space. Right?

>>30506315
We need to acquire a sneeze inducing pepper shaker.

>>30506324
>>30506285
>>30506207
>>30506188
>>30506167
Voooooooooooooote

>>30506438

>>30506285

>>30506438
SWITCH TO BARDOCK!

(Our kid, not the one in front if us)

>>30506438
Switch to Brolly.

>>30506438
Combination of
>>30506207
>>30506167
>>30506188

>>30506502
>>30506473
>>30506481
>>30506285
>>30506207
>>30506188
>>30506167
You cough awkwardly. "So, your kids have power levels in the millions about now."

He smirks. "Good to hear."

"Ever been here before?"

"Nope."

"You think teleporting is bad? I can sense energy anywhere in the universe. It works like you think it does."

"Wait, so you have all these overpowered bullshit abilities, and you died anyway?"

>Meanwhile....

>You are now playing as Bardock.

It is dark on Huhn-tresh's world, though some energy in the palm of your hand quickly fixes that problem. You see only a few guards patrolling the village, everyone else must be asleep. You're not sure where you're supposed to go for your training, but you have half an hour.

>A. Go to the training pit

>B. Go find Huhn-tresh

>C. Go to the forest

>D. Something else

>>30506598
>A.

>>30506598
>D. Something else
Sense the swordgirl and teleport.

>>30506598
>A

>>30506598
>A.

>>30506598
a

>>30506674
>>30506671
>>30506660
>>30506655
>30506655
>>30506615
You decide to head for the training pit, the most logical place at which to train.

You lead Onia through the quiet village. The guards throw some questioning looks her way but leave her alone upon seeing you, or, more specifically, your sword. Onia is rather quiet as the two of you walk, looking around the village intently.

As you approach the pit, you begin to her the sounds of a blade slashing through something. Coming to the edge, you look down and see Sorwo-ahn savagely attacking training dummies with her two blades. She cuts the poor things to tattered pieces before lowering her weapons and glancing up at you.

"So, you came early," she says, and you think you hear a small tone of approval in her voice. "And who have you brought with you? You wear similar armor. Is she one of your people? Your mate, perhaps?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30506850
>A Yes, she is a saiyan like me, but she isn't my mate yet we're just dating.

>>30506850
>A. Say something
"Stop smirking!"

>>30506850
(looking sideways at Onia) "Well, not yet but one can dream. Onia, this is Sorwo-ahn, my instructor. Sorwo-ahn, this is my girlfriend, Onia."

Somnius, are you trying to tell us something?

>>30506989
>>30507022
>>30506906
You look sideways at Onia. "Well, not yet, but one can dream. Onia, this is Sorwo-ahn, my instructor. Sorwo-ahn, this is my girlfriend, Onia."

Onia and Sorwo-ahn bow respectfully to one another.

"It's nice to meet you," Onia tells her.

Sorwo-ahn nods before turning her attention to you. "Since you are here early, we can begin early. Ready your sword, we shall start with the basics."

Onia stays at the edge as you jump into the pit. Your instructor tells you to get into a combat position, and you do exactly that. Suddenly, you see a massive stone hurtling towards your head!

>A. Slice through it!

>B. Duck!

>C. Dodge!

>D. Stand there and do nothing?

>E. Something else

>>30507086
D
like a rock can hurt us

>>30507086
I'm tempted to say D, there's no way it could hurt us. But
>C
then
>A

>>30507086
>C.
We are not breaking our sword on our first rock?

>>30507086
>B
>A

Duck while holding our sword upwards to cut it

>>30507086
this>>30507132


>>30507125
I cannot imagine a simple rock breaking a sword we forged at a power level of like 4 billion. Just no.

>>30507086
>C. Dodge!

Why bother tanking a hit when you can not get hit at all?

>>30507207
>>30507173
>>30507132
>>30507125
>>30507114
>>30507110
Seeing some division here, form a consensus

>>30507272
C. Dodge it like a ball!

>>30507272
>C. Dodge!
Piccolo knows best

>>30507332
>>>30507086 (You)
>>30507293
>>30507207
>>30507125
You decide to dodge!

Leaping to the side, you avoid the speeding rock, only to be struck in the chest by an energy blast. It doesn't hurt, but it does knock you flat on your back. You begin to sit up, only to find a blade to your throat.

Your instructor looks down at you in disappointment. "No! What was that? You should know a blade like yours can slice through a simple stone with no problems at all. You flat out avoided an attack when it wasn't necessary, and in doing so left yourself exposed to another attack. You should have sliced through the rock with your blade, or just let it hit you since you knew that wouldn't hurt either."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30507272
C
"Whoa I'm not ready yet I need to transform or my sword wont be at full power"

>>30507448
Fucking knew it.

>>30507448
>A. Say something
"Well you can just as well hide a ki-blast behind the rock."
"I mean that's what I would have done."

>>30507448
>B. Do something

I apologize, Sensei. I should have sensed if the rock was charged with Ki, and if there was another attack headed for me while I was focusing on the rock. I shall not succumb to tunnel-vision in future lessons.

>>30507588
>>30507566
Vote

>>30507588
This

>>30507658
sure>>30507588

>>30507566
This

Bardock is rolling in his grave at this level of beta.

>>30507448
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RᴀJse uR doɴGeRs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>>30507699
>>30507588
>>30507710

"I apologize, Sensei." you tell her. "I should have sensed if the rock was charged with energy, and if there was another attack headed for me while I was focusing on the rock. I shall not succumb to tunnel vision in future lessons."

"Good, but where this an actual battle, there would be no "future lessons". You only get one chance on the battlefield, make it count," she tells you, stepping back and turning around.

You rise to your feet as she turns to face you once again. She drops her swords and raises her right hand, firing a barrage of energy blasts at you. Some go towards your head, others towards your arms, others towards your legs, and so on.

>A. Deflect them with your sword

>B. There are too many for you to block them all, dodge but be ready to defend against another attack

>C. Let them hit you

>D. Something else

>>30507775
>D Simply IT away

Wait, how did the ki-blast hit him in the first place? He's got like 40 million powerlevel, right?
Wasn't Frank like 700 000 powerlevel when he came in here and first beat Huhn?
That's like Hercule managing to intercept Cell in midair.

>>30507775
A.
Might as well be badass about it

>D. Something else
IT behind her and fingerflick her.

>>30507836
Yeah, no

>>30507775
Use IT, it doesn't leave you open for an attack, because she has absolutely no idea where you're going to appear.

>>30507775
this >>30507798

>>30507809
Huhn-Tresh is in the middling millions herself. This kid is somewhere in the low millions, and she surprised us. Or rather we weren't paying attention and walked into a setup.

Think Cell walking into Hercule's fist by accident because Hercule just didn't fucking register.

>>30507861
Well, punching her will decapitate her, so....

>>30507775
A.
Let's be honest, we may not know how to sword well but there's no way she can actually connect with an attack if we put effort into stopping it.
Be sure to keep aware of where she's going-this smells like a feint to me.

>>30507866
We're _sword_ training, let's use our goddamn sword

>>30507898
Just because you've raised your blade doesn't mean you should commit to swinging it. Committing the sword to an action leaves you vulnerable, so only commit when you must.

>>30507866
>>30507798
>>30507879
You dodge the blasts, but not in the way your instructor expects.

Using Instant Transmission, you avoid every last blast, keeping yourself from being too vulnerable to a counterattack at the same time. It takes her several seconds to register when you've reappeared, and you find her next blast easy to block.

"Impressive," she admits.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30508048
>A. Say something
"Technically I wouldn't need to dodge, but it's not much of training if I don't at least pretend you can hurt me."

>>30508048
>B. Do something

Get ready for a curve-ball.

Anytime a sensei admits that you're doing well, they're gonna try to knock you flat on your ass with a ruin-a-dude attack. Unless she operates differently than elderly martial arts masters with fu-manchus.

>>30508125
Don't be an ass.

>>30508141
>A Thanks
then do this

>>30508182
>>30508141
"Thanks," you tell her, getting ready for an attack.

She notices this and chuckles. "Good; never let your guard down. Perhaps there is hope for you yet."

Suddenly, you feel the tip of a blade at the back of your neck. Turning your head, you see Sorwo-ahn behind you, holding her sword to your neck. You look back in front of you, and the one in front of you vanishes.

"However, you still have much to learn," she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30508302
Turn on energy sense and leave it on for the rest of the training session. Actually, just leave it on for a twenty meter radius permanently unless otherwise specified.

>>30508302
>B Golfclap
>A Well then, looks like I was 2 steps ahead of you
>B Leave an afterimage and IT behind her to give the impression that we were always there

>>30508443
This

>>30508443
>>30508400
>>30508481
You golfclap for her. "Well then, looks like I was two steps ahead of you."

Leaving an Afterimage, your use Instant Transmission to get behind her. The instant you do so, she slices through the neck of your afterimage and turns to face you.

"You could make your decoys less obvious," she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30508511
"Teach me."

>>30508511
>A Any tips?

>>30508511
They've worked well enough in the past, what's so obvious about them? Enlighten me.

>>30508511
>A
"You're suggesting I modify the technique? Or simply use it differently?"

>>30508608
this

>>30508717
>>30508715
>>30508608
>>30508529
>>30508525
"They've worked well enough in the past," you tell her. "What's so obvious about them? Enlighten me."

"Watch your tone," she warns. "When you create these afterimages, you do so with some of your energy, trying to trick someone into thinking you are still there. But anybody who pays attention can sense how incredibly weak the energy is, and would know that you aren't really there. Your teleportation technique is more impressive, since there seems to be absolutely no way to track it."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30508788
>A
"That makes some sense. The technique I use WAS intended to be used with much lower ki reserves, against people who by and large couldn't sense energy."

"Would you be so kind as to show your decoy technique again? I'd like to pay more careful attention to it this time."

>>30508856
This

>>30508961
>>30508856
"That makes some sense," you admit. "The technique I use WAS intended to be used with much lower energy reserves, against people who really couldn't sense energy. So, could you show me your technique again? I want to pay closer attention this time."

"Very well," she agrees, walking around you and strolling several meters away from you.

She turns to face you, and locks gazes with you. The two of you stare each other down. You sense her full energy in the spot where you see her. Then, you suddenly feel her full energy behind you, and the energy in the one in front of you drops to almost nothing before slowly fading away. You turn to find her blades raised.

"Were you paying attention?" she asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30509032
Yes

Try to do the same as her

>>30509086
Agreed

How come enemies can sense stuff on the fly, but none of our characters can ever do that?
Like there's ABSOLUTELY no way for us to know how strong an enemy's attack is or whether he is charging a ki-blast or not.

>>30509086
+1

>>30509182
>>30509099
>>30509086
"Yes," you tell her, attempting what she did.

The problem is, you know what she did, but how she did it, you're not really sure. You try several different methods. First, you simply try to move very fast so that you're in your new spot when the afterimage's low energy becomes noticeable. This doesn't work, as your teacher is easily able to follow your movements. You then try flaring your energy and using Instant Transmission. This actually seems to work, but your image fades extremely quickly.

"Allow me to explain," your teacher tells you. "My method is rather difficult. In a sense, you split yourself apart. You move your consciousness to your new spot while leaving your body behind, then bring your body with you when you've reached the proper space. This keeps your power in your original spot for as long as possible, and the residual energy takes longer to fade."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30509409
>A
"That... how do you even come UP with that?"

>B
Use IT, but draw it out. Envision the space behind Onia, and ourselves being there, then move our body there.

>>30509409
>A Alright, let's try it
>B Do as she says

>>30509409
>division technique
Dammit. Start with the basic idea, try to be in two places at once. Evenly divide your energy between where you are and where you're going, and stay half way there.

>>30509542
>>30509522
>>30509512
"That....how do you even come UP with that?" you ask.

She smirks. "A truly great warrior is full of surprises. Now, let's see if you can do it."

You do as she says, struggling to remove your consciousness from your body. You picture the area behind Onia...but what you're doing would just end up like Instant Transmission. You focus, trying to move without moving your body. After several minutes of intense strain, you begin to walk while leaving your body behind, moving around behind Onia. Then, with a strong mental tug, you call your body to you. It obeys your pull, seeming to almost form around the area where your consciousness now hangs. As it does, you feel the energy in the spot where your body had been begin to drop. But, before it does, your true body is in your new location. You tap Onia on the shoulder as your afterimage slowly fades away.

Onia jumps, spins, and fires a massive two handed energy blast into your face. This does no damage, but does knock you back and send you sliding for several yards across the ground. You rise to your feet, finding Onia in front of you, blushing in embarrassment.

"Nicely done," Sorwo-ahn says from behind you, before you even notice her energy moving there.

>Congratulations! You have learned Mental Movement! Keep in mind that without training, its range will be rather limited

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

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>>30509849
Awesome!

>A Now, let me try something different
>B Try to develop the cloning technique

>>30509849
>A
"Yeah, it was a fairly nice shot to the face, wasn't it?"

"So how many of the people here can use techniques like that? Is it unusual?"

>>30509908
>>30509958
Vote

>>30510060
Cloning was never that great a technique, so I'll go with >>30509958

>>30510077
Yeah, but we'll always have perfect sparring partners at exactly our strength

>>30510060
Combine

>>30510077
Not too great in a fight sure. But if we learn to do that we can give Onion a kiss on both cheeks at the same time. And... a promise of other things.

>>30510116
Also that

>>30510122
Seconding the combine

>>30510197
GATTAIDA

>>30510122
I meant to say Onia, damn autocorrect

>>30510122
>>30510116
>>30510077
>>30509958
>>30509908
"Yeah, it was a fairly nice shot to the face, wasn't it?" you ask jokingly.

"Well, now you know not to sneak up on me like that," Onia tells you.

"So, how many of the people here can use techniques like that? Is it unusual?" you ask.

Sorwo-ah smirks. "I invented it myself. You and I are the only two who can do it."

"Awesome, now, let me try something different," you tell her.

She raises an eyebrow, but says nothing, nodding for you to proceed.

>A. Say something

>B. Try splitting your consciousness four ways and forming bodies around the pieces

>C. Try splitting your body into four

>D. Something else

>>30510333
>B. Try splitting your consciousness four ways and forming bodies around the pieces

>>30510333
B

>>30510333
>B

>>30510406
>>30510366
>>30510351
Focusing, you try a technique similar to your mental movement. However, rather than simply moving your consciousness from your body, you split it four ways. You scream in unbearable agony as your psyche and body are ripped into pieces. Blackness surrounds you, and oblivion closes in. Then, everything starts to repair itself, and you find yourself able to see again. And, more importantly, you find yourself staring at three other yous.

"What the hell?" Onia asks.

"Interesting," your instructor comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30510630
>B.
High five the us's before dismissing them.

>>30510630
>A Awesome!
>B Punch ourself in the face
>A This is amazing!

>>30510630
lets try this >>30510657
And pray that SOMNIUS doesn't decide to fuck with us about them not thinking EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE THINKING. Seriously SOM, don't do it. Unless sufficient time has passed and individuals have experienced new and separate experiences they are the same person and will continue to think exactly the same.

>>30510630
>A. Say something
"Now the question is, which one of us is the father?"

>>30510777
I would guess the one with the sword.

>>30510816
But what if all of them have a sword?

>>30510630
"Well this is a distinctly boring way to reproduce."

>>30510657
>>30510706
>>30510707
>>30510777
>>30510816
>>30510847
"This is awesome!" the four of you shout in unison. "The question is, which one of us is the father?"

The four of you high five one another, then for some reason decide to punch each other in the face. Finally, your instructor hits each of you from behind, which for some reason hurts. You crash into the other yous and meld back into one.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30510941
Sparring will be much more interesting from now on. Dates too, maybe.

>>30510941
>A. Say something
"So I can now split myself into 4."
"My mind is racing at the possible applications."

>>30510941
>A.
"This would be really useful for dad"

>>30511104
>>30511211
>>30511223
"So, I can now split myself into four," you sum up. "My mind is racing at the applications."

"I don't know if I like where this is going," Onia comments.

"This would be really useful for dad," you say.

"Oh, okay, that isn't so bad, I was worried that-" Onia starts before you interrupt her.

"Sparring will be much more interesting from now on," you comment. "Dates too, maybe."

"And there it is. Don't get any cute ideas," Onia warns.

>Any questions before we conclude?

>>30510941
>A. Say something
"I wonder if having 4 different spars at the same time with 4 different people would increase the speed of training or would only the original retain his memories."

>>30511291
None, see you tomorow SOM

>>30511291
Tomorrow I'll suggest
"But if I make a copy we can go on dates without the entourage following us. No more dinosaurs in longcoats"

To salvage it

>>30511497
>Not wanting more dinosaurs in longcoats

What is wrong with you, anon?
>>30511400
Goodnight Anime