Sorry guys, I was busy beating Bravely Default and got totally distracted by the bitchin' final boss music.Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestPast Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witcheshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20QuestROSTER AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/SAMhh7azLOADOUTS: http://pastebin.com/h9eAwLMKFACILITIES: http://pastebin.com/fKbxZ13vINFLUENCE: http://pastebin.com/Ytf7vs7UYou are the PRODUCER, a former soldier hired to manage a group of teenage girls on their rise to stardom, assuming they don't get killed in the process!Well, today was a new day, and with it came new opportunities! You walk into the office feeling refreshed, and just as always, Jenner is there waiting for you."We have a lot to do today, Producer." Jenner says flatly. "What would you like to get started on?">Check the shop.>Check in on Falynn>Talk about jobs.>Check in on the idols.>Other
>>30722033>>Talk about jobs.Best part of my saturday
>>30722033>Check in on the idols.We need to see how they are post-mission.
>>30722033>Check in on the idols.Make sure there aren't any issues that need dealing with, then jobs.
>>30722033>Check in on the idols.
>>30722033>Check in on FalynnLet's she what she can do with the new eyepiece.
>>30722033>>Check in on the idols.>"Good morning to you, too, Ms. Jenner."
Gentlemen, our best researchers have come to a revelation regarding Clover Entertainment that will interest all of you. Our lead researcher, Dr. Samuel Krochenkickerston, will share his theory. Doctor?(Con't)
>>30722189It is in my belief that the idols of Clover Entertainment either have the genetic memories or even the reincarnations of famous people in history, but have yet to unlock their progenitor's skills and knowledge. Our legion of researchers have determined the progenitors of the current line-up: Rochelle Wade was Sun Tzu, the famous Chinese strategist; Julie was Saint Joan of Arc, who led the French against the English; Rin was Emperor Nero, the one who "fiddled while Rome burned"; and Cole was (most worryingly) Elizabeth Bathory, otherwise known as The Blood Countess.It doesn't stop there, even the staff may be more than they seem. There are rumours circulating amongst the researchers that "The Producer" is the reincarnation of the Unknown Soldier, and when I mean the Unknown Soldier, I mean every single one of them; amalgamating as a single being.This may seem like a complete coincidence, but make no mistake, Clover Entertainment is a nexus where "certain people" are gathering for an unknown purpose. Almost as if the enigmatic Boss is trying to fulfill "The Prophecy".(Fin)
>>30722033>Check in on the idols.hey!Merc!When will we have Puchis of our Idols?
>>30722033>Talk about jobs.
>>30722033>heck in on the idols.
>>30722240>The Prophecy
>>30722240 in the dark shadows of the known world. inhuman beings chuckle as they watch the tribunal be led to the ends they wished by sly manipulations "˙pǝlliɟlnɟ ǝq lliʍ sǝɥsiʍ ɹno 'ǝɯiʇ ǝnp ui" one of them spoke.
>>30722240>The ProphecyWe need a better name for that. How about "The Prophecy of the Golden Clover"? Make a symbol on a tablet the symbol for Clover Entertainment too.
>>30722583Anything to do with "Clover" becomes too obvious.
>>30722033"Morning, Jenner. I'm going to check on the girls." You say, going up the stairs. "I'll be back in a bit!""Take your time." Jenner nods.Upstairs, you see your idols in the midst of eating breakfast. Cole and Julie were dueling over the last sausage, their forks clashing and clanging as they tried to gain an advantage. Rin meanwhile was just watching with an amused look on her face. Rochelle still seemed to be a bit down, and you see she's hardly eaten from her plate. You suppose she was still a bit shaken up from the previous mission, where she made her first kill.>Ask Rin how her practice has been going.>Try to cheer Rochelle up.>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.>Other
>>30722650>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.and then>Try to cheer Rochelle up.
>>30722650>>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.>>Try to cheer Rochelle up, by giving her the sausage
>>30722650>>Try to cheer Rochelle up.>>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.
>>30722650>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.
>>30722650>>Try to cheer Rochelle up.By :>Stealing the sausage from Cole and Julie.
>>30722650>Try to cheer Rochelle up.>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.
>>30722650>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.thengive the sausage to Rochelle to try together to eat something.
I haven't been able to follow this in a while. Is that remotecontrol thing still around?
>>30722811If you mean Harbinger's Direct Control, then we are currently not using it and the girl's don't have the neural implants for it either.
/k/ here, wanted to share some thoughts.Idoling is where the money is and while there is a lot of money in mainstream appeal our key growth potential right now is in less competitive relatively untapped markets of nontraditional idol fans. Appealing to delinquents, motorcycle gangs, street racers, and general punks and outcasts AS WELL AS mainstream idol fans is our best bet to get a lot of money and influence quickly. Plus unifying counter-culture movements is a great way to start a revolution if that is your thing.ANYWAY, let's talk about small unit tactics. For our purposes the basic combat unit is the modern infantry fire team, composed of a team leader, rifleman (DM), rifleman (GL), and automatic rifleman. Considering the relatively low-intensity and short range nature of our missions, these roles are somewhat flexible. The most basic and generally effective combat tactic of the fireteam is to operate as a pair of two man elements in fire and maneuver. The team leader and automatic rifleman form the base of fire element, engage, and suppress the enemy from a distance, while the two riflemen advance on and directly engage the enemy. I don't know if it was an accident or not but this is actually exactly what our team did in the last mission, to great effect. Over longer engagement ranges, the two elements will switch between moving and providing a base of fire/overwatch.These basic tactics are not universally applicable. Room clearing and similar very short range engagements require the whole team to be moving and shooting simultaneously, in these situations watching and coordinating arcs and lines of fire is critical.On that note it may be advisable to designate one of the girls as the 'team leader' to give direction in the event communications are jammed or we are otherwise unable to provide orders.
>>30722650>Steal the sausage from Cole and Julie.PRODUCER/DAD TAX
>>30722865I think we sort of made Rochelle team leader early on because she was the most level headed of our combat idols. As of now, I'm not sure she's in the right condition to be leading at the moment.
>>30722865This guy knows what's up. We need dedicated squad roles, though I'd add "hacker" to his list.
>>30722865It was almost entirely accidental that /tg/ didn't end up killing all the girls.Otherwise, yeah, basically, I kinda thought everyone was on the same page there.
>>30722650>Ask Rin how her practice has been going.
>>30722650"Those eggs do something to upset you?" You say playfully as you take a seat next to Rochelle. "What? Ah, not really, sir." Rochelle shakes her head. "I'm just not too hungry right now.""Well, if you don't want eggs, you can always opt for sausage." You grin as your augmented arm shoots out in a flash, spearing the last sausage with an appropriate fork. Cole and Julia don't even realize what's happened until it's too late."Come on, Rochelle, eat up. Training eats up a lot of calories.""If you say so, sir." Rochelle nods absentmindedly as she takes a bite."H-Hey! That was mine!" Cole says angrily."No, it was mine!" Julie grunts.They glare at each other, and then realize they both have a common enemy and turn their collective glares at you."That sausage was OURS." They both say."Not my fault you both were tunnel visioning. You laugh. "Anyways, it's almost time for practice to start. You all better start getting ready!"As the other idols leave the table, you pull aside Rochelle just for a second."Rochelle, if you're still bothered about what you did that mission, you really should talk to Lillith about it.""Thanks, sir, I think I will." Rochelle nods before moving off to follow her fellow idols.You sigh. Rochelle was a sweet kid. Maybe a bit too sweet. She needed to get over this hump soon if she was ever going to have a future as an idol.Anyways, you still got many things to do.>Check the shop.>Check for jobs.>Check in on Falynn.>Other
>>30722865Our team lead is rochelle
>>30723063>>Check for jobs.Then we can see with Falynn what we might need.
>>30723063>>Check in on Falynn.
>>30723063>Check in on Falynn.
>>30723063>Check for jobs.We can check in on Falynn after we find out what our next job is going to be.
>>30723063>>Check for jobs.
>>30722968The roles are flexible. Our automatic rifleman is currently a dog, we have no grenade launcher or marksman weapon, and one of our riflemen has a riot shield instead of a rifle.I should also note that considering that our idols are not soldiers fighting a war and also that they are young girls, we should remember that the best way to not get shot is to avoid combat in the first place. Amicable relationships with competing companies and making more dosh through singing and dancing reduces the amount of shooting we have to get involved in and gives us the freedom to be pickier about the kind of missions we take on on the side.
>>30723063>Check for jobs.Gotta make that dosh.
>>30723253So how popular do we have to be when we meet a friendly rival idol group and an "enemy" idol group?
>>30723278When we encroach on their territory.
>>30722865Rochelle's FTL, Julie is our Automatic Rifleman--these two are for sure. Rin I'm thinking should be the Rifleman, Designated Marksman and Cole is our Rifleman, Grenadier. I'm thinking this plays up to all the girls' strengths and covers their weaknesses.
>>30723368Rin is sing/dance only.She cannot fight.
>>30723063You head on back to your office to discuss the next round of potential jobs with Jenner. As always, you find her at her desk working diligently on keeping the company's operations running smoothly. "Hey, Jenner, do we have any new jobs set up for us?" You ask. "Yes, we do have one that is particularly interesting." Jenner says. "We've actually been contacted by NBC. We're being invited for an interview segment on the Tonight Show, and a single song performance.""Whoa, really?" You blink. "We haven't even done all that much, yet.""That video of Cole beating up a bunch of jocks has been the top trending video on Youtube for at least a week already." Jenner says. "I wouldn't be surprised if people started getting curious.""And the money we stand to make?""They're willing to pay us 5000 for the trouble." Jenner shrugs. "Not exactly a king's random, but not exactly modest, either.""...but you've got your concerns, don't you?" You ask. You knew at this point to recognize the signs of when Jenner was holding something back."Well, I just might want to advise caution." Jenner sighs. "You and the idols will be appearing on network cable. That's a lot of exposure. If our rivals didn't know we existed, they will the moment you step in front of that camera. I'm just wondering if you're ready for that kind of risk.""So what, are you saying that we should cancel?""I'm saying that the choice is up to you, Producer."You think for a moment.>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.>You're right, it's too dangerous.>Other
>>30723368If Rin is taking part in a fight then things have already gone completely to shit. The whole reason we got three combat idols and a cyber-hound is so that our idol doesn't have to fight.She doesn't have any combat skills because her time is too valuable as our star idol to use on combat training instead of dancing and singing.
>>30723449>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.
>>30723368Rin doesn't do combat.The cyberdog with the heavy machinegun is the automatic rifleman.Unlikely Cop and Delinquent pair Julie and Cole form the maneuver element. Their friendship can be played up on stage for marketing reasons because holy shit it's great for that.Our missions are unlikely to require a designated marksman, and if they do Rochelle is probably the most qualified to take long shots unless the dog has a sniper package.
>>30723431Except we only taught her only the basics of self-defence.>>30723449>>You're right, it's too dangerous.
>>30723449I want to say yes,but I kind of want to go through our girls, see if their ready for that
>>30723449>You're right, it's too dangerous.
>>30723449>>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then."I don't think we can afford to turn it down. With any luck they'll think of us as small fry for now and leave us alone.">>30723474That still doesn't mean we should throw her into combat. For all intents and purposes, shes a non-combatant.
>>30723449>OtherIt's up to the girls, I feel they are responsible enough and know the pros and cons to some extentthough I want to say yes
If Cole remains popular online and obscure, people are going to create a hype train which can work for and against us.
>>30723449>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.If we're big on youtube they already know who we are. Let's go make some money and gain some influence.
>>30723518But hypes come and go, so we need to capitilize on this
>>30723449>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then. cant be afraid to get big, if we were we wouldent get any were.
The question is: are we ready to get down and dirty with other idol groups?
>>30723588Hopefully they'll be focused on screwing their other big competitors first before diverting more energy to us.We not too big to be a threat, yet but we can expect them to be keeping an eye on us.
Whichever one of the girls it is that doesn't live in the headquarters is going to have to start living in the headquarters. Going home unescorted every night is asking to be picked off.The other companies probably won't come after us this early but if we make it easy they might.
>>30723635That would be Rin.Merc, can you have jenner go through what tactics of harassment will we likely face from the rivals?If I remember correctly, outright assassination is not something the idol companies do.
>>30723474Don't be a contrarion, asshole, you know what he meant.
>>30723449>>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.Here's hoping we don't face anyone big
>>30723449>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.We'll just have to tighten up our security, can't let a chance like this slip by.>>30723635That's Rin. Speaking of Rin...
>>30723735I find that kind of hot....or cutemaybe both
>>30723588That'd be as stupid as a guppie going toe-to-toe against an albacore tuna. No--we'll need to wait and grow our media empire a bit before we start playing with the big boys, with their Megacorp Money and bleeding edge hardware.
>>30723449Is it still Jimmy Fallon hosting in 20X4 or w/e year this is?
>>30723814It's the head of Conan O'Brian in a jar.
>>30723831Who else do you think they put in jars?
>>30723814Maybe Leno came back for a third go-around.Or it could be Conan.
>>30723831nah, they had to go back to Jay Leno head in a jar. the others couldn't pull in the ratings.
>>30723831No way Conan would go back.Not unless he got to pick up Jay's brain and squeeze it through his hands like play-doh.I'd rather robo-Carson was hosting Tonight Show.
>>30723449>>We'll be going ahead with the interview, then.
>>30723861Oh, God. Nixon in a Jar runs Mega Corp!It makes perfect sense.
>>30723449"We'll go ahead with the interview." You say. "It's an opportunity we simply can't pass up." "Understood." Jenner nods. "Anyways, what exactly can we expect in terms of attacks from rival idols?" You ask."Well, there's a whole range of threats to consider, especially since some companies prefer certain tactics over others." Jenner sighs. "But, there are a few basic ones to watch out for: Espionage, Theft, Sabotage, and Propaganda, all of which can be achieved physically or electronically. For espionage, other companies may try to spy on our activities. For theft, other companies may try to steal our songs and choreography, or other assets that are important to us. Sabotage involves them destroy our assets, or try to set up concerts to fail. Propaganda may also be used to try and destroy another company's reputation.""Assassination?""Like I said before, targeted assassination is highly discouraged. It sets a bad precedent." Jenner shakes her head. "But that doesn't rule out the possibility of idols getting hurt or killed during missions.""I see." You nod. "Good thing I now a thing or two about all of those, then.""That's exactly why we hired you." Jenner nods. "Now, back to the matter at hand, while all of our idols will be present to perform the song, you'll be expected to show up to the interview. You'll also be allowed to take one girl of your choice to appear in the interview as well.""Ah...""Let me remind you that whoever you bring on will likely be the face of Clover Entertainment from now on, so I suggest you choose wisely.">Bring Rin.>Bring Rochelle>Bring Cole>Bring Julie
>>30723900Fuck, we're not prepared for this. Nope. We don't even have a good electronics warfare guy.
>>30723900>>Bring Rin.
>>30723900>>Bring ColeThe video is about her.
>>30723900>>Bring Rin.real in the normal people
>>30723866>>30723831>>30723887Can we at least all agree that we wouldn't want Letterman hosting? Fuck, I'd take Arsenio before Letterman. I'd take fucking Ellen Degeneres before Letterman!
>>30723900>Bring Rin.We rarely spend any time with her.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.She's the best idol we have.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.I love you Cole, but we need someone sane.Bring Cole as backup
>>30723900>Bring Rin.she's our face of the group for now.
>>30723900>>Bring ColeCan we hire a data center person now since we have 5k in the net.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.We've grooming her to be the face of our group, right?
>>30723900>Bring ColeRin is also a good choice but Cole demonstrates what sets us apart from other idol companies and what made us (internet) famous in the first place.
>>30723960This. Cole and Doge are backup.
>>30723900>>Bring Rin.Rin is our face.Probably should look into hiring the EW specialist too.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.This is why we have Rin in the first place.
>>30723900>Bring Rin.As much as I'd love to bring Cole, I'm not sure how she'd handle a big-time interview, and I think the youtube video is doing more to promote Cole to her target audience than the Tonight Show ever could.
>>30723900>>Bring Rin.Our most boring idol but everyone else will probably fuck up.
>>30723900>hey lets not bring the idol they were planning on interviewing>the one most people on the internet know about>Bring ColeBut see if we can bring rin as well though so we can be shown to be nice, but tough group.
>>30724013Anon unfortunately has a point.
>>30723900If we bring Rin we are just another idol company. If we bring Cole we are different, unorthodox, crazy, stupid, and worth paying attention to. High risk high reward. Let Rin front the performance like always but let Cole do the interview.>Bring Cole
>>30723900>Bring ColeAh, hell with it. What can go wrong?
>>30723900>>Bring Rin.She's the talent of the studio and likely the mainsteram appeal.
>>30723900>Bring Cole
>>30723900Bring Cole.
>>30724068>Bring ColeShe's the one who's on youtube, so she's the one people expect to see.
>>30724013Even if this interview is about Cole, she is so not prepared for it. She is barely even socialized, which I love about her, but she'll probably breakdown on camera.
>>30724106>breakdown on camera.you might be mixing her you with some one else.
>>30724123Yeah. This isn't Rochelle.Who might not be as good of a squad leader as people think she would be.
>>30724123How so?
>>30724106Or she'll freeze like a deer looking at a car's headlights.
>>30723900>Bring Juliebecause fuck you thats why
>>30724123Ok, she might electrocute the host on camera. Or any number of other violent things if she gets too stressed out.Having to do a Q&A on national TV is so far outside her comfort zone it isn't even funny. I love her but she's still a moody teen delinquent with superpowers.
>>30723900"Well, the obvious choice would be Rin." You say. "I mean, I know they're probably expecting Cole and all, but I think she might be a bit too volatile on camera. Social cues aren't exactly her main strength.""Understandable." Jenner nods. "I'll make the necessary preparations."Well, that sort of leaves you with nothing to do at the moment.>Check the shop.>Check in with Falynn.>Better go talk to Rin.>Other
>>30724203>Better go talk to Rin.
>>30724203>>Check in with Falynn.
>>30724203>>Better go talk to Rin.
>>30724203>>Check the shop.Wonder if Marc's got anything new we could use?
>>30724203>>Better go talk to Rin.Just to make it clear innovative isn't always better.
>>30724203>Check in with Falynn.
>>30724203>Better go talk to Rin.Make her read this book. Do not allow her to repeat our mistakes.
>>30724203You head down to the practice room, where Rin and the other idols were busy doing their daily routine. You quietly pull Rin out of the training session and bring her to the hall, where you tell her about the impending Tonight Show interview."Oh, well, I'm honored that you'd pick me, but..." Rin's voice falters."What's wrong, Rin?""Are you sure I'm the right choice? I mean, I'm not like the other girls." Rin sighs. "I'm not big and tough like Julie and Cole, and I'm not nearly as smart or cool as Rochelle. I just feel, well... normal."Well, she sort of did have a point there, but even so, you feel it was a result of their wildly different skillsets, rather than any fault on Rin's part.>So you think I should choose somebody else?>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.>Other
>>30724467>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.
>>30724467>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin."You're approachable. If we brought Cole, she'd probably blow something up."Quick, help me think of reasons not to go with the other girls.
>>30724467>When compared to the insanity that's the other three girls, "normal," is the only thing we want.
>>30724467>>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.Normal is good
>>30724508Rochelle is currently recovering from last mission.Cole is as you said, and Julie...I'm not sure about Julie.
>>30724508julie would probably spend the whole time monologuing about justice or something
>>30724467>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin."I know it can get lost in the day-to-day insanity of gunfights and brawls, but the main point of being an Idol is still singing and dancing."
>>30724467>>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.Normal is her strength.
>>30724467>>OtherSweetie, our other girls are Judge Dredd's rookie partner, a /k/ommando-in-training, and a potential living superweapon. You're pretty much the best choice as a face for this group.
>>30724467"Don't sell yourself short. In the end, the core of our business is entertainment. The others have characteristics that people might like, but you're the only one we have with real talent for the entertainment business. That's not to say they won't do well- but it's not the heart of who they are. It's their job to back people like you up while you're the face of the show- both on stage, and by providing niche appeal while you anchor our target audience. I have a lot of faith in you."
>>30724549Wouldn't that be amazing, though? I totally want to book Julie on the late shows and have her deliver the monologue.
>>30724586as great as that sounds (and it sounds amazing) we do need to talk about clover entertainment.
>>30724467>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.Normal is good in this case. I need someone to rely on in this case. The others I lead into a battle. This is a high visibility, high pressure interview, and I know I can count on you for this.
>>30724586I still think Julie should not look like a Swat girl but rather Justice girl from Akame Ga Kiru
>>30724508Rochelle would spaghetti all over the place, Julie would want to demonstrate on the host how to properly target specific locations with baton strikes to properly bring down a larger opponent, and Cole...yeah, she would blow something up.
>>30724631I don't know what that is, and I already picture her as Saber-in-suit from Fate/Zero.
>>30724631implying this wasn't my plan from the beginning.
>>30724616What, we can totally invade Conan or Fallon and turn it into All Idols All the Time w/ Your Host Fallon/Conan.It'd be great. Each girl gets a segment and Rin can play a game with Fallon.
>>30724467>There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin.besides, you have that 'That wonderful girl next door' vibe to you.
>>30724679I almost wish we gave her K-Zwolf just to make that image more relatable
>>30724679>tfw she killed my waifu
>>30724467"There's nothing wrong with being normal, Rin." You grin. "I mean, think about it. Do you REALLY think Cole or Julie could go in front of a camera and NOT make fools out of themselves?""You're right." Rin snickers. "Cole would probably sock the host in the face if he asked the wrong question, and Julie is so clumsy she's bound to break something!""And I'm certain Rochelle would give up her spot to you if I ever tried to choose her." You say. "Like you said, she's smart. She knows that Clover Entertainment is centered around you, and that's why you need to be the face of our company.""Yeah, you're right." Rin smiles and nods. "I'll do my best not to embarrass everybody, Producer.""I'll hold you to that." You laugh. "Just be prepared to answer personal questions, and don't be afraid to answer with a joke of your own. People want to see you being funny and entertaining, not necessarily truthful.""I'll keep that in mind." Rin nods."Okay, now go and finish up practice." You say, shooing her off.>Check the shop.>Check in on Falynn.>Other
>>30724780>>Check in on Falynn.
>>30724780>Check in on Falynn.So how's Oracle?
>>30724780>Check in on Falynn.Like Jenner said, other idol companies might try theft or sabotage. Security may need a going over.
>>30724773your waifu is a slut,
>>30724508To be fair, give how she earned her popularity the crowd is probably hoping for Cole to blow shit up, kick ass and acquire new fans.
>>30724780>Check in on Falynn.
>>30724773I thought candy girl killed her?>>30724780>Check in on Falynn.
>>30724780You next make your way down to the workshop, where you see Falynn tirelessly tinkering as usual. You see that K-Zwolf has also wandered down here, since it couldn't be with Rochelle during practices."Hey, Falynn, how are things going down here?" You ask."Oh, just tuning up K-Zwolf here." Falynn says as gets up, brushing dust off her shirt. "Took a few hits during that last mission so I was just buffing out all the damage.""I see." You nod.>Ask Falynn about security systems.>Ask Falynn about the Oracle.>Other
>>30725044Ask she wants to be an idol, lolololololol.
>>30725044>>Ask Falynn about security systems.
>>30725044>Ask Falynn about security systems.Business first, then toys.
>>30725044>>Ask Falynn about security systems.>>Ask Falynn about the Oracle.Why not both
>>30725044>>Ask Falynn about security systems.>>Ask Falynn about the Oracle.Both
>>30725044>Ask Falynn about security systems.
>>30725044>Yes
>>30725044>>Ask Falynn about security systems.>>Ask Falynn about the Oracle.
>>30725044Ask about both
>>30725044>Ask Falynn about security systems.then>Ask Falynn about the Oracle.then>Otherdoes she know anyone good with hacking we could hire?
>>30725044>>30725144Second this.
>>30725044"Actually, Falynn, I was wondering if you had any knowledge on security systems." You say."Oh, well, I do know a thing or two about them." Falynn nods. "But these days, they either go into one of two categories: absolute crap, or super expensive."Well, that doesn't sound encouraging."I can give you the details later, but remember that Oracle system you gave to me to check on the other day?""Yeah, and seem to distinctly remember that it looked kinda stupid.""Yeah, that's what happens when you put goddamn ivy-leaguers in charge of design. They don't know the first thing about it!" Falynn snorts. "Now look at THIS baby!"You see that instead of the goofy looking monocle piece, Falynn had somehow converted the Oracle into a pair of shades. >This looks awesome.>This still looks a little silly...>Other
>>30725336>This looks awesome.Ok, now that is awesome.
>>30725336>>This looks awesome.Much better.
>>30725336>>This looks awesome.Heck yeah.
>>30725336>This looks awesome.Can we change colors on it so we can better coordinate with what the user is wearing?
>>30725336>This looks awesome.Eh, I'm more into the Persona 4 shades but these will do nicely
>>30725336>>This looks awesome.>> otherCan you produce more?
>>30725336>This looks awesome.Aww yeah, cool cyber-shades. We real Shadowrun now.
>>30725336>OtherCan you have K-Zwolfe be able to wear these? The girls might be using nightvision goggles instead.
>>30725336>This looks awesome.Put them on!
>>30725336>This looks awesome.can you make copies of these?
>>30725336"This looks awesome!" You grin, putting them on. "How do I look?""Every bit the dashing Producer you are!" Falynn snickers. "Took me all night figuring out how to rearrange all the components!""Well, your effort was not wasted, I can tell you that." You say as you flick on the lenses. Suddenly, the AR projection kicks in, and immediately the Oracle starts scanning for threats, immediately tagging K-Zwolf as a high level threat. At least you knew it worked."Very nice work.""Of course!"Now you just had to figure out who to assign it to.>Give it to Rochelle.>Give it to Cole.>Give it to Julie
>>30725467Yes, put it on too.
>>30725565Err...whichever girl isn't assigned the dog and isn't Cole.
>>30725565>Give it to Rochelle.
>>30725565>Give it to K-ZWolfYou know you want to.
>>30725565>Give it to JulieShe's our point-man, and Rochelle has the dog and Cole has superpowers.
>>30725565Ask who wants them.Cole will fry themJulie is clumsy I kind of want to give it to Rochelle
>>30725565>Give it to JulieShe's the only one who hasn't got something, right?
>>30725565>Give it to JulieDon't put too many eggs in one basket.
>>30725587K-Zwolf already has high level optics. Giving him the Oracle is a redundant measure.
>>30725565>Give it to Rochelle.I think the army brat can use it best. Julie is best for tanking.
>>30725565>Give it to JulieMs. Breach & Clear is going to be the first one into the fight in most situations
>>30725565OtherOn per mission use, general issueIts too important to just issue to one person, we've been over this choice.
>>30725611we should get Z-Wolf a normal pair of shades. just to make him look cool.
>>30725565Can we assign it to ourselves?
Can we take them ourselves, since we're usually the one doing overwatch?
>>30725671But we can't always be on the field.
>>30725667>>30725671Again, stuff like the Oracle is intended for people who do not have high level optics already built into their eyes.The Producer is not one of these people.
>>30725671We tend to manage things remotely rather than being on-site ourselves a lot of the time, you don't put your advanced optics on the guy sitting behind a computer, unless he really feels the need to know about all the spiders lurking in the corner of the room waiting for him to let his guard down.
>>30725671>>30725667Depends on whether we're doing overwatch on the field or at a desk.
>>30725565>Give it to JulieRochelle already has a fancy unique gear piece, and Cole doesn't need them much. Spread the love.
>>30725565>Give it to Julie
>>30725565You resolve to give the Oracle to Julie. She's often at the front of any charge anyways, so it'd be useful for her to spot threats quickly. You hand the Oracle back to Falynn, who carefully places it back in its protective case."Now, on that issue for security..." You say."Yeah, about that." Falynn sighs. "Like I said before, when it comes to security systems, you get what you pay for. The top of the line systems are honestly, way over our spending limit at the moment. What I CAN do is beef up our existing security. Smarter and more sensitive cameras, maybe a couple security drones, encrypted locks, and I should probably put all data storage on a closed local network. Unfortunately, I can't do much in the way of network security other than keeping our systems on a local network. That's not my specialty.""I understand." You nod. "How much will cost.""Hmmmm, parts and labor will probably cost somewhere in the range of 600 bucks." Falynn says. "A similar setup by a security company would probably cost you at least 1-2k."You frown. You only have 3100 dollars in the bank right now. However, you figure this would be worthwhile investment.>Okay, let's upgrade our security. (-$600)>We'll hold off on that for now.>Other
>>30725864will this increase upkeep?
>>30725864>Okay, let's upgrade our security. (-$600)
>>30725864>Okay, let's upgrade our security. (-$600)We're about to make a good amount of dosh while simultaneously outing ourselves as a potential target for rival companies, the investment is worth it.
>>30725864>>Okay, let's upgrade our security. (-$600)Our gut says yes, so let's do that
>>30725864>>Okay, let's upgrade our security. (-$600)
>>30725864>OtherSend Falynn to learn this shit, give fish, feed a day, teach her, feed a lifetime, etc
>>30725864>Okay, let's upgrade our security.and about that network security. Falynn, do you know anyone who's good about it and will work for us?
>>30725864"Okay, do it, Falynn." You nod. "Something tells me we're going to need it.""Got it!" Falynn nods. "I'll get to it right away!"Great, now all that was left was to get ready for that interview...------------------------------------A few days have already passed, and now you're standing in the backstage area for the NBC set, dealing with the usual pre-operation jitters. The girls were in their own dressing area being overseen by Jenner, which meant you had nothing to do until they were ready.>Just wait in your room.>Explore the set a bit. You've got plenty of time.>Other
>>30726047>Just wait in your room.
>>30726047>Explore the set a bit. You've got plenty of time.K-Zwolf, scout!
>>30726047>Go find Conan/Fallon/Seth>impress him with your stories from inna'nam/sandbox/etc
>>30726047>>Explore the set a bit. You've got plenty of time.Make sure everything is ok
>>30726047>>Talk with the hosts/executives.
>>30726047>Explore the set a bit. You've got plenty of time.May as well.
>>30726047>Explore the set a bit. You've got plenty of time.i wished we were able to hire a person for the data center slot.
>>30726189We will eventually
>>30726047You decide to explore the set a bit. Come one, you were backstage on the NBC set! How could you NOT explore the place a bit?You would've liked to actually personally meet the host, back when the Tonight Show actually employed a human host. You heard a lot of stories about the "greats" back in the old days, like Conan and Fallon and maybe even Leno. However, about a decade ago, NBC became the first network cable TV channel to use a utilize an AI as the host for the Tonight Show, compiled from data gathered from past flesh and blood hosts.The results were... spotty to say the best. However, it was at least entertaining to see guests try to glitch him out to test the bounds of his AI programming.Anyways, exploring time! Let's go!>roll 1d20
Rolled 19>>30726494
Rolled 18>>30726494
Rolled 17>>30726494whats the worst that could happen
Rolled 17>>30726494
Rolled 19>>30726518>>30726526>>30726529Dice gods are plotting something today.Not sure if want.
Rolled 5>>30726518>>30726526>>30726529ok we should get a prize for counting down.
>>30726518>>30726526>>30726529Talk about beating the spread.>>30726494>AI hostGoddamnit.
>>30726518As you move through the backstage areas, admiring all the gear and machinery hidden back here to make the show work, you run into a slightly older, red headed man in a snazzy suit. You narrow your eyes as you see him. From his appearance, he was probably around mid thirties or so, but something seemed... OFF about him, like, the face he was wearing wasn't his own. He was definitely flesh and blood though. No augs that you can see. It was just... odd."Ah, you must be the Producer for Clover Entertainment!" The man grins and holds his hand out to shake yours. "I am Producer DeRosa of Rose Entertainment! It's a pleasure to meet you!">The pleasure is all mine.>Rose Entertainment?>DeRosa?>Other
Rolled 1>>30726596>>The pleasure is all mine.dont want to make them hate us till we steal there fans.
>>30726596>The pleasure is all mine.
>>30726596>The pleasure is all mine.Don't want to insult him by seeming as though we don't know about him.
>>30726596>>The pleasure is all mine.
>>30726596Initiate old army secret handshake.
>>30726648Seconded.
>>30726648Thirded
>>30726596"The pleasure is all mine!" You say with forced pleasantry. Even though he was no doubt a rival of yours, you still had to at least pretend to be polite out in the open like this."I have to say, starting from zero to a segment on the Tonight Show in just a matter of weeks! It certainly is an impressive feat! How did you do it?" DeRosa asks with that unnatural smile.Now, you knew he was clearly fishing for intel, hoping your were dumb and naive enough to hand it right to him."Well, beginner's luck, I guess?" You shrug, feigning ignorance."Yes, yes, that might be it!" DeRosa nods and then leans in, his voice taking a turn for the sinister. "I know you've made some inroads into District 2. That happens to by my company's territory, so, I would kindly ask you refrain from holding any more activities there, to avoid any misunderstandings, of course.>Of course.>Is that a threat?>We'll do whatever jobs come our way.>Other
>>30726802>>We'll do whatever jobs come our way.
>>30726802>>Is that a threat?Bitches better back the fuck up before they get smacked the fuck up.
>>30726802>"It's a good thing talk is cheap, then. To avoid any misunderstandings, of course."
>>30726802>you refrain from holding any more activities there, to avoid any misunderstandings, of course.>We'll do whatever jobs come our way.I'm sorry, but I'm not in the habit of giving out promises I'm not sure I'll be able to keep. I'll try to keep you in mind.
>>30726802>We'll do whatever jobs come our way.
Rolled 12>>30726802>>OtherWe're but a snall production firm. Surely we couldnt pose any sort of threat to a large firm like yours.And besides, if the fans ask for us, we can do naught but oblige. The customers are, number 1.
>>30726802>We'll do whatever jobs come our way.So if he's got any tips that would help us gain ground in other districts instead, well, then we'd be happy to follow up on those, wouldn't we?Subtle hint to this guy: We take bribes much better than threats.
>>30726802>We'll do whatever jobs come our way."We just go where the work is."
>>30726881I don't know if we necessarily want to roll over and sell out at the first opportunity, but...you don't catch any fish if you never go fishing either.
>>30726881>>30726895Agree with these
>>30726881that sounds like a very bad idea.
>>30726802>We're a small company, only starting out, so I hope you'll understand that ideally we'd do whatever jobs come our way. But of course, there are probably many jobs in there that would be out of our league, and you'll be the first we'd recommend the clients turn to.
>>30726881>>30726932Better to potentially ally and work together.
>>30726949only to be stabbed in the back~ you dumbass -_-
>>30726949No allies here, only enemies with varying degrees of cooperation. Never trust a rival producer you just met, NEVER.
>>30726963>>30727025Of course, it's in the name of the game yo. However, if he can sweeten the deal, we can deal with mutual enemies while we suck them dry
>>30727054I don't think we have such power or influence yet
>>30727054how about fuck and no?
>>30727069I'm thinking of a non-agression deal, like Hitler and Stalin, if he can provide opportunities not in district 2
>>30727084Again, no Influence or incentive
>>30727084Are we Hitler or Stalin in this analogy?Come to think of it, both of them got the raw end of that deal, I'm not sure I want us to be either of them.
>>30727098So should we be "The Prince"?
>>30727110We should be "Whatever guy doesn't get himself or his girls viciously raped and/or murdered and/or sold into slavery"
>>30726802"Well, we just do whatever jobs that come our way." You shrug, acting innocent. You knew a threat when you heard one, but there was no point in escalating the situation."Well, let's hope the winds of fate do not bring us into conflict, yes?" DeRosa grins with synthetic mirth. "But... if you have any tips on us gaining inroads into other districts, that might be mutually beneficial to us." You propose.DeRosa then leans his head backward in laughter. Well, at least the laughter was genuine, unlike seemingly everything else about him."Oh, that's a good one. Helping a rival company? Very very funny! Either way, better to keep around the enemies I know, right? Well, if you'll excuse me, I must be going!"With that, DeRosa waltzes off, giving you a smug grin and a wave as he does so. You then see him join up with three very tough looking girls, no doubt his idols.DeRosa... Rose Entertainment.... you'll have to do some research on them now.>Try and follow them.>Return to your idols.>Other
>>30727198>>Return to your idols.Let's not push our luck
>>30727198>>Return to your idols.
>>30727198>>OtherHave K-ZWolf follow them. You will look for what those girls were doing.
>>30727233this
>>30726949update says otherwise fucklord.
>>30726802>>Other"Derosa, your company is quite large and has a colorful, popular - and profitable history. I'd be a fool to get on your bad side, but at the same time, we're boht businessmen. You do what you have to to keep the doors open."
>>30727269Jesus, so rude
>>30727233Bad Idea, let's not push our luck to antagonize them.
>>30727277Listen dude, it'd be clear we're lying through our teeth and Producer doesn't seem like a disingenuous dude so prostrating ourselves before a snake seems like an easy way to get eaten.
>>30727198What a dick. Working with other companies in the same business is hardly unthinkable- there are always reasons to subcontract, jobs that can't be taken by one's own company for practical reasons, favors to be traded. He's just being an ass.Well, we can deal with that.
>>30727291Lets push our luck because these once a week updates will go way too slowly going the safe route.
Rolled 7>>30727358Pls go and stay go
>>30727346The Idol business is brutal, in the relentless competition for every single job sort of way.Cyberpunk business is also brutal, in the send shadowrunners to upload a dickbutt virus to your opponent's servers right before a major event sort of way.Now look at the thread title...
>>30727382As far as it goes we're not even all that deep into the "punk," part.
Rolled 12, 16, 8 = 36>>30727198"K-Zwolf, can you follow them?" You ask."AFFIRMATIVE." The Cyberhound rumbles as it activates its cloaking system.>roll 1d20
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>>30727413Not even rolling, this got it.
>>30727382The brutality of the business only means that it's more idiotic to cast aside potential resources. And yes, connections with another company are a potential resource. In this business there are plenty of uses for others doing similar work- as subcontractors, as scapegoats or patsies, as potential sources of poached talent.
>>30727421Can you just drop this- wait....your not the bastard pacifist from that one MGNQ are you?
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Rolled 3>>30727409so uhhh them modifiers? AM I RIGHT.
STOP ROLLING
>>30727545bro chill it only counts the first 3 posts. pulse i have a feeling there idols aren't to be fucked with
>>30727413K-Zwolf silently follows DeRosa and his little troupe. However, one of the girls suddenly spins around, staring directly in K-Zwolf's direction. The Cyberhound's programming kicks in and it immediately stops moving. The girl seems to stare at K-Zwolf's cloaked form for an eternity before DeRosa turns back around and snaps at her."Artemia, stop lagging behind!""Yes, Mr. Derosa." The girl nods and turns around, but still occasionally glances back at K-Zwolf's direction. Otherwise, she doesn't do anything else.Boy, that was too close. As K=Zwolf continues to tail them, you return to the waiting room, where your idols are all dressed up and ready. Rin is already there waiting for you."Okay, you girls all ready?" You ask."Yes, Producer!" They all chime.You check in on K-Zwolf again, which is silently tailing DeRosa. It seems like your Cyberhound is picking up audio."-yes, yes, while's out on camera, he won't be keeping an eye on his girls in the back. Just move in, quick and fast. No need to kill them... yet. Just rough them up and make sure they know Rose Entertainment is not to be trifled with."Well shit.You and Rin were due on in thirty seconds. You'd have to trust your girls to handle this one."Girls, we have a slight problem." You sigh. "Looks like we've got competition.""About time!" Cole grins. "Let's beat em up!""Oh dear..." Rin shakes her head.>Pre-emptive strike! Send your girls to hit DeRosa's before they have a chance to organize!>Ambush! Lie in wait for them.>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.>Other
>>30727581>>Ambush! Lie in wait for them.
>>30727581>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.Leave a note in the room. You know the one.
>>30727581>Ambush! Lie in wait for them.
>>30727581>Use the news live stream to show the attack, warn the girls to get readyCole do your thing.
>>30727581>>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.Force them so that the only time that they will find our girls is when they are in front of the cameras. And that works to our advantage due to Cole's video.
>>30727636This. This is an opportunity to show them what tomb girls are made of.
Rolled 7>>30727581>>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.
>>30727647I just hope that their idols aren't also from the Tombs.
>>30727663...Scan them with Oracle. No surprises.
Rolled 13>>30727581>>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.Also, rig the door with a bucket of water as a trap. Hahaha.
>>30727581>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.Also have K-Zwolf trip one of the rivals up to distract them long enough to get your girls away.
>>30727581>>30727605I was going to suggest ambush but...A letter from Batman would be more entertaining.
>>30727605Now that's a Koamimami-tier plan if I've ever heard one. Thus making it clearly the correct choice.
>>30727581"All right, girls, we're going to use a bit of subterfuge to show them who's boss." You grin. "Jenner, arrange for the girls to be relocated to a new waiting room. Quietly, if you can.""Got it, Producer." Jenner nods and herds the other girls out of the room.You're about to bug out yourself, but you pause for a second when you get a devious idea. Grabbing a pen and a piece of paper, you quickly scribble in a little doodle with the word DICKBUTT scrawled all over it. You then set it on the table where they would be sure to see it.Well, now it was time to go out on stage with Rin. You hurry over the ready area, where one of the backstage crew ushers you forward."You're on in three... two... one!""And joining us tonight, from the newly formed Clover Entertainment, it's the Producer and Rin Shibuya!" The holographic AI host, Falon says happily.The two of you smile and wave as you walk in, taking a seat across from the artificial host."Now, Producer." Falon says, leaning forward. "I hear that your idols literally beat up an entire school! Now, was that all part of the performance, or did your idols really beat up a bunch of high school kids?""Well...">Tell the truth. They were up to no good.>Lie. It was totally part of the performance.>Try to change the subject.>Other
>>30727636Seconding this. Lure them out into the open, or record the attack ourselves. This entails a kind of combination of relocate+ambush.
>>30727920>>Tell the truth. They were up to no good.They wanted to ruin the party.
>>30727920>>Lie. It was totally part of the performance.Us beating up a bunch of kids won't go over well.
>>30727920>Half and half. Something about some buckets of pig blood and a motorcycle gang?>Kids these days!
>>30727920>>Tell the truth. They were up to no good.
>>30727920>Tell the truth. They were up to no good.Spin it good."Unfortunately, the local cheerleaders didn't take to kindly to sharing the spotlight. However, there were some that were willing to fight on the side of angels. A shout out to both the Motorcycle and Engineering clubs!"
>>30727920>>Tell the truth. They were up to no good.No names. Some hoodlums were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighbourhood. Our girls weren't actin' a fool and we decided they should be booted out of school. Our audience didn't cry or pout. Instead they cheered as we kicked them out.
>>30727920>>Lie. It was totally part of the performance.
>>30727920"No Mr Falon, not the entire school! (laugh) Of course there was that incident with some pranksters which really happened, but speaking generally; no."
>>30728014This
>>30727581>>Subterfuge! Relocated quickly so they can't find your girls.>>OtherThen, go for the producer. Lock the attacking girls in the room they THINK our idols are in, and then go to the head of the problem - use Z-wolf to jam comms(we got the ewar package!), and ask the producer what he would give to have his girls back unharmed.TLDR: avoid the thread, turn the situation to our advantage.
>>30727920>"Now, Producer." Falon says, leaning forward. "I hear that your idols literally beat up an entire school! Now, was that all part of the performance, or did your idols really beat up a bunch of high school kids?"this seems good.
>>30727920>>30728014bwahahaha.jpg
>>30728102ffff i meant these, not what i linked>>30728014>"No Mr Falon, not the entire school! (laugh) Of course there was that incident with some pranksters which really happened, but speaking generally; no.">>30727973>"Unfortunately, the local cheerleaders didn't take to kindly to sharing the spotlight. However, there were some that were willing to fight on the side of angels. A shout out to both the Motorcycle and Engineering clubs!"
>>30727920throw in a fresh prince of bel-air reference. they were up to no good causing trouble in the neighborhood.
>>30727920>>Lie. It was totally part of the performance.>>30727949>>30727968>>30727973>>30727985We're opening ourselves up to lawsuits from parents.
>>30728233>We're opening ourselves up to lawsuits from parents.Truth.Best to keep it vague and generic, then
>>30727920"No, we didn't beat up the ENTIRE school, but there were a few naughty students that tried to sabotage the event. We just showed them that they couldn't get away with stuff like that!""I see, I see! Well, boys will be boys, won't they?" Falon gives a holographic grin. "Now, Rin, I know you're the face of the group, but you're part of a four idol team! Anything you'd like to tell us about your fellow idols?">What should she say?
>>30728248Leave it to her.I think we know all she wants to say. She said it as much when we spoke to her today.
>>30728265>>30728248Yeah, they may be a bit rough around the edges, but they're pretty good people.
>>30728248I trust her. Hope she keeps it short and sweet.
>>30728248>>What should she say?Whatever she does, let it be meaningful and impactful, and not bring the heat down on our head!>Use Improvise to get best result for this interview. There's a lot riding on it
>>30728248Basically talk about the other girls kinda like we did earlier today, maybe offer a humorous anecdote to illustrate.They're all pretty quirky so I'm sure there is a humorous story in there somewhere that the audience would find funny, and cause Cole to pout later
>>30728248Actually, I think I'm going to call the thread right here. Sorry the end of the thread kinda petered out, but some stuff came up that delayed posting!Anyways, be sure to come back next week for the next thread! Also, don't forget PJ Witches on Friday and Magical Girl Hunter on Sunday!
>>30728248"Cole's quite a spark, a really energetic person (and quite a fighter!), Rochelle's sweet and a super knowledgeable person and Julie is incredibly steadfast and earnest. I'm glad to have them all as fellow idols and friends!"
>>30728328Oh no! :(
>>30728014Lie by emitter.
>>30728265>>30728280Yeah. Supporting these."When I first met the girls that were going to form our idol group, I have to admit, I was pretty intimidated. There was Julie, a valiant champion of justice. Rochelle, the smart one out of the group. Your can always rely on her. And then there was Cole... The less said about her, the better.""I was afraid on how I was going to fit into this group. But in the end, I didn't need to worry. Because in the end, we are a team, and we are driven by our dreams of making it. Now, we are one of the most unique and interesting up and coming idol groups.
>>30728328Braaaarghrarra this weekly thing is murder. MURDER I TELL YOU!
>>30728405Quiet Takane, you just need to find better ways to pass the time.
