"Will I Ever Learn How To Properly Name These Threads" EditionAlso, the time has come to an end. Yeah. This is what nature planned.
You are on time OP.I'm glad.
>>30761951Only two more tasks stand between you and your coveted position on the Student Council. Not to mention, you've got a shiny new Three-Star Uniform out there with your name on it. With this in mind, you're ready to start today with a bang! Which of the two remaining Devas will you pursue? [ ] The bold and boisterous Monkey[ ] The calm and analytical Dog
>>30761951ATLEAST YOU'RE ON TIME, IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU OR ANYTHING!!
>>30761997>[x] The bold and boisterous MonkeyTIME TO MAKE HIM OUR OKUYASU.
>>30761997>[ ] The calm and analytical Dog
>>30761997[x] The calm and analytical DogGotta save the best for last.
I was waitinf for this for like 3 hours, hopefully we'll get our 2 Star today.>>30761997Dog's porn stash
>>30761997[X] The bold and boisterous MonkeyHe better want us to make him a man now.
>>30761997[X] The calm and analytical DogBest for last
Quick shower, I'll be back momentarily to check the votes. First to 10, like usual.
>>30761997>[ ] The calm and analytical Dogmaybe it'll go the gay way.
>>30761997DOGI want to save monkey for last
>>30761997>[x] The calm and analytical DogGood to see you again, OP. >>307620402-Star uniform is in the works; will be posted shortly.
>>30761997[x] The calm and analytical Dog
>>30762098Don't forget the two star kamina shades for MAXIMUM MANLINESS.
>>30762098Thank you for your hard work! Keep it up!
>>30761997It's time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od39vrsNKhU[ ] The bold and boisterous Monkey
>This is our setting.>Our brave and manly hero Anaru has been chased for hours by the pompadour-crazed snake, before finally "fufilling his task">Now he stands at an impasse.>does he meet with the calculating Inu?>after all, a little more information on Honnouji would be nice, if he could get access to it.>However...>WHAM>A shinai embeds itself in the wall just to the right of your head, almost messing up your pompadour>a note is attached.>MEET ME AT THE GYM IN ONE HOUR. IT'S TIME>Well, that solves that, you guess.>You head off, unaware that far above, a certain green and white clad deva grins approvingly.>"I like that spirit. I'm sure you'll be an excellent challenge!">He leaps off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA[Electric Shamisen Intensifies]I tried.
>>30761997>[x] The calm and analytical Dog
>>30761997>>[X] The bold and boisterous Monkey
>>30761997DOG.
>>30762040Needs a manly cape a la Kamina
>>30762139WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
>>30762040Would you mind if I suggested this kind of hair for a 2-star transformation? I believe it would reflect how hot-blooded we are.
>>30762250Eh, I disagree.I think the one pompadour is enough. Anaru would never want anything happening to his baby.
>>30762250Too goofy i think.
>>30762250>La vie est drole
>>30762250I thought we were going with the pompadour with the manly arms and sunglasses on it?
>>30762250Don't like it.
>>30761997[ ] The calm and analytical DogWanna save monkey till last
>>30761997Calm and analytical Dog.Maybe this time the pompadour won't cockblock us.
i just hope Inu's task isn't too depraved.
>>30762389>Inb4 he asks us to take lewd pics of Satsuki.
>>30762389 Sit through 2 girls 1 cup
>>30762404Surely the man can accomplish this himself using the security cameras
>>30762237Until he gets his rematch with Harime, I can't possibly die.I'm glad it seemed authentic :3
Hurry woth that shower OP.You said QUICK SHOWER.
>>30762595Let the man masturbate in peace.
>>30762595Op is kill.
>>30762595Hey, man, if a dude uses his shower time to fap, that's his business, and you shouldn't make him do otherwise.
>>30762595I also had to eat dinner, sorry. They literally called me right as I finished. Writing up the next portion as we speak.
>>30762670You'd better be.I can't wait another second for this.
>>30762670Wait, who's "they"?
>>30762721He talks to things. Don't mind him.
>>30762721>theythe aliums
>>30762721Anaru and Nonon of course!
>>30762721You know everything in these threads happens for real, right?
>>30762721COVERs, he actually mentioned they were calling for him one or two threads ago
>>30762737Nonon has best jammies.
>>30762733>>30762737>You'll never have Anaru, the Devas, and Satsuki as roommatesOP is a lucky man.
>>30762792He sure is.
>>30762792>>You'll never have Anaru, the Devas, and Satsuki as roommatesGood. I would be way to nervous being around Satsuki all the time. It would be like having a girl you love, but doesn't know you lover her living with you. Constant awkwardness.
>>30761997Like last time, you decide to seek out your target in the location where he is most likely to be found: the computer lab. You figure that you might as well save Sanageyama for last, considering he's the one you want to work with the most. Stepping into the freezing room, you are once again met with silence...and an escort. Two members of the Sewing Club, identifiable by their lab coats and gas masks, step out from each side of the doorway. They each grab one of your arms and begin dragging you out of the room and towards the nearby stairwell. "Oi oi, how about a little warning before you tug on me like that? HEY! Watch the hair!" For what seems like ages the three of you travel down the stairs, passing through one basement level after another, diving into the depths of the Academy. At last they finally pick a door to ferry you through and you find yourself in a dimly lit hallway. "I don't like this," you mutter, not even expecting a response from your captors. "Relax," one of them breathes through the mask, glancing at you out of the corner of his eye. "Inumuta-san has been expecting you." "Yeah, that's what creeps me out." You groan as they start tugging you along once more. You turn left through a pair of sliding doors and are met with a very strange scene. Standing before a large glass pane are Inumuta and Iori, their eyes glued to the room beyond the glass. (1/2)
>>30762865GAYS
PompadourKamina shadesMAXIMUM MANLINESS
>>30762865>All of this
>>30762865The lab members who escorted you immediately release your arms and leave the room, and you're left standing there->>30762903HOLY SHIT
>>30762792>OP is secretly living an SOL where the entire main cast is living in his houseLucky fuck
>>30762903Needs life fiber chest hair.
>>30762903I'll suck your dick. No homo.
>>30762903Fuck me, the ballot box symbols don't show.
>>30762903
>>30762903You glorious bastard i could kiss you in the mouth right now.
>>30762903How does a comb-katana sounds to you?
>>30762940>fuck meIf you insist.
>>30762903It's.. perfect
>>30762865Oh god, they're gonna use us for a 5 star uniform test.
>>30762903I'm still gonna need a delivery on that One-Star Uniform, anon.
>>30762903YES
>>30762926>>30762938>>30762956>>30762959>>30762960>>30762978>>30762995Glad to be of service, anons.>>30762992Will do.
>>30762903You and OP are literally the best people on this site. Godbless you all.
>>30762992>>30763005Unless the previous images WERE us in our One-Star, minus the headband.Now stop distracting me with your delivery. I can't write if I keep having orgasms.
>>30762903YES.>toothpick katanaYES.
>>30763024The previous one was us in our No-Star getup; I do have a sketch of the One-Star uniform somewhere, though.>I can't write if I keep having orgasmsI'd better keep posting, then.
We need to have a picture of Anaru in a NUDISTO BEACH uniform
>>30763089God's work, Anon. God's work.
>>30763117>Anaru in a NUDISTO BEACH uniformHe's just nude. Totally and completely.
>>30763117Don't spoil the fun, wait until we get there.
>>30763140No, he still has the headband and the sunglasses, obviously.
>>30762903why do the pants have edges?
>>30763140His pubic hair is a pompadour that entirely covers his dick?
>>30763164Yes.>>30763151Also yes.
>>30762926start smashing shit until we get noticed
>>30763153Life Fibers, anon
>>30763177I want jack to let'er rip again ;_;7
>>30762926And reaaalize
>>30762903The lab members who escorted you immediately release your arms and leave the room, and you're left standing there to watch as they prepare to conduct their test. Feeling curious, you stuff your hands in your pockets and approach your two data-obsessed colleagues. "So what's goin' on in here?" You ask, raising an eyebrow as a group of Sewing Club members begin to chain down a terrified student. "We are conducting tests to try and surpass the current limits on our active Uniforms." Inumuta says, quickly adjusting his glasses. "At the moment, the students of this Academy have not been able to exceed the 30% threshold set by the Student Council members." Iori cuts in, narrowing his eyes. "This experiment is our latest attempt at superseding Three-Star Uniforms with something of a higher quality."You definitely understood some of those words. Scratching your chin, you can't help but place a lot of focus on how much the student is struggling. "So, I can't help but notice that our little volunteer in the next room is making quite a ruckus." You test the waters, afraid that you already know the answer to your unspoken question. "He didn't volunteer." Inumuta corrects you, adjusting his glasses yet again. "He was chosen due to his higher-than-average resistance to the Life Fibers. The candidates chosen for these tests have all been honored to serve as a stepping stone for Satsuki-sama's ambitions." "SCREW ALL OF THAT!" You shout, punching the wall next to you. Inumuta and Iori both jump a little in surprise, and turn to face you with calculating eyes. "You can't just go around forcin' that crap on people, aaaahh?!" You take the toothpick out of your mouth and let it drop to the floor, slamming you foot down on it with all your might. (2/2)
>>30763242that you can't fight nature
>>30763253We gonna volunteer ourselves
>>30763253Woo we get a 4/5 star uniform
Basketball Club President character when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3klAoLo9h_4&list=UUzOYGoqIGOPf_mIdfG74Vew
>>30763253We totally dented the shit out of that wall, didn't we?
>>30763289Obviously.And vow to ram our rooster up Inu's ass for this.
>>30763253Volunteer to be the test subject, it's what a real man would do.
>>30763302obviously we're in a one star uniform
>>30763297We probably wont get it, they're just using us to test life fibers to make the school trip uniforms which is ok i guess.
>>30763289>>30763297>>30763306nosurprisesallowed.jpgI guess there's no way to be subtle with it, huh?
>>30763253WE CAN'T SKIP 2 AND 3 AND GO STRAIGHT TO SUPER MACHO MODE.THAT NEEDS TO BE OUR FINALE.the uniform has to like not work and break or some shit thats the only direction i see this heading
>>30763253"Why don't you try to test it on someone with the Guts to choose to do it themselves?"
>>30763371just give us a super secret kamui and be done with it
>>30763373are you kidding me anon, a godrobe is equivalent to at least 10 starsthis is a mere stepping stone
>>30763371>Implying there's a need to
>>30763373Patience, anon. I know how important the pacing is.>>30763382God, no. We were a broken-as-fuck RULES OF NATURE Raiden ripoff in the last CYOA. This is supposed to be more balanced.
>>30763371OP, please don't make us special snowflake MCs, let we deserve to earn our shit.
>>30763371Listen, bro, not everything in story telling can be a subtle and beautifully foreshadowed twist of fate. Sometimes obvious shit has to happen. And then you fuck with peoples expectations to keep them on the edge of their seat. You know what I'm talking about.
>>30763426>Implying we're in anyway ready to handle an experimental 5-star uniform after having a 1-star for like, a day.>Implying a Kamui wouldn't wear us like a manly meat puppet, and we'd like it.
>>30763289Balls to the fucking wall.We aren't gonna let any person be experimented without their own permission. We will lead by example.That how a man lives.
>>30763498>Implying we give a shit5 stars, 50 stars, doesn't make a differenceWe gonna make that uniform our bitch
>>30763529It not about power or success.It about being a man, to the point of being a living IDEAL. We live or die, we aren't gonna have regrets.We live and die as a man.
>>30763498Nigga our pompadour is the pomp that will pierce the heavens!!
>>30763529we're gonna go berserk and inamuta will put us down like a mad dogand that will keep our pacing under control
>>30763253Iori sighs and turns back to the test chamber. "Anaru, we tried to gather volunteers in the past. Anyone below a Three-Star was either too cowardly or a guaranteed failure, and we cannot afford to sacrifice the good health of the Student Council members for a gamble." You grit your teeth and remove your hand from the dented metal wall, staring at the floor in turmoil. "This is a Five-Star Uniform whose weave is 50% Life Fibers." You clench your fists, your eyes shut tight. In the chamber ahead of you, several mechanical arms prepare to cover the whimpering student in many pieces of cloth. "Commence sewing!" "WAIT!" You cry, running forward to slam your hand on the intercom button. In the next room, the Sewing Club members immediately jump in surprise and turn to look at you through the window pane. You take a deep breath, and say...[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.[ ] If you so much as touch that kid, I'll break your necks! [ ] Reign yourself in and take your hand off of the button, allowing the experiment to take place
>>30763590[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.WHAT ELSE
>>30763590[X] Let the kid go. I'll do it.YOLO
>>30763590[X] Let the kid go. I'll do it.
>>30763590>[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.you won't kill us off though right
>>30763590>[X] Let the kid go. I'll do it.Yare yare.
>>30763590>[x] Let the kid go. I'll do it.We must OBTAIN GOALS while FORGING OWN PATH
>>30763590Take his place. Ascend.
>>30763590>[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.This is probably going to kill us.Fuck it. This is why we joined the force.
>>30763590>[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.Behold, a man.
>>30763621Uh anon, we live or die, that the risk of being a man.Risk is what bring meaning to manhood.
>>30763590>[X] Let the kid go. I'll do it.You already know the answer OP
>>30763590[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.
>>30763590[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.This is probably gonna end badly, but fuck it we ain't gonna back down now
>>30763590[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it."A man should never be afraid of what could or might happen, and a member of the Student Council should NEVER ASK A STUDENT TO DO SOMETHING THEY WOULDN'T DO THEMSELVES!"
>>30763567Nah rocket to the top and become Satsuki's no.1 then by the time Of the Battle royal we can be the final boss before Satsuki and then get our shit caved in by Nui harime
>>30763590>[x] Reign yourself in and take your hand off of the button, allowing the experiment to take place
>[ ] Let the kid go. I'll do it.And now that kid becomes the main character.He is gonna be the Simon to our Kamina.We're gonna fucking die.
>>30763590Let it go, I'll do the kid.
>>30763071>>toothpick katanaEh, isn't that a bit too close to Monkey's shtick? Rooster could stand to wield something a bit more distinct, I'd think.
>>30763590>[X] Let the kid go. I'll do it.WE MUST BE A MANWE MUST PROTECT THE WEAKETC.
>>30763679>I'll do the kid.gay
>>30763590[x]Let the kid go i'll do it.We're dead, so so dead.
>>30763590Jesus guys, don't all fucking sit down at a table and argue over it. Off we go, then!What could possibly go wrong?
>>30763683I think OP has said before that our 2-Star weapon would be like, a toothpick lance or something.
>>30763683Like only his fists.
>>30763704We pierce the heavens with our Pompodour
>>30763683Two handed Zwie Sword.Western Style
>>30763678Nah the no star we saved when we got our one star is our simon.
>>30763683Scissorblades.SUNDOWNER'S scissorblades.Dual wielding. Or rather, quad wielding. Eh? Eh?
>>30763704we manage to hold ourselves together long enough to stand and pose while the computers around us explode trying to recorder our manliness as our hair grows to epic proportionsthe Snake suddenly feels very ot and bothered
>>30763668Nah, because the King of the Hill think ranks fighters in order of other students beaten up, and we're clearly going to be willing to assault the least amount of people, so we'll probably be first or second in the fight order and get completely crushed by Ryuko.
>>30763704There's gonna be a major side effect isn't there? You're gonna detsroy our pompodour aren't you?
Looking forward for a Stand RegaliaI've only watched the old Star Crusaders anime, JoJo is pretty fun
>>30763756>>30763735Look at the second quote.We are a man and we like american titties.
>>30763735>Toothpick Zweihander
>>30763789But the Zweihander is german. Sundowner is an all-American hero.
>>30763794how about a drill lance that looks like our pomp when it spins
>>30763794YES!!!!!!!!>>30763804Americans uses two handed swords on the rebellion.Learn your history mate. Besides, Sundowner swords are Caribbean than american swords.
>>30763832>onare you chilean
>>30763794>Manly bro of justice>Not Solaire or Tarkus
>>30763789>Not delicious flat shields
Whoa, look out everyone!!
>>30763832I could dig the Sundowner blades.
>>30763889>not a 24 pack
>>30763889IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>30763840Eh, Dominican heritage.Still, some few colonists uses great swords on the battle fields. After all, reloading takes like a minute or two and you can fuck up the lines with meele focus people.>>30763878Shields protects but it doesn't stop your foes. They will attack until they break your shield or by pass it thus killing you or your loved ones.To live by the sword is to die by the sword yet it not such a bad way to die for a man like our character.
>>30763889>love that look on his face>"Heh, would'ja get a load o' dis punk?"
>>30763889Shades need to be more like aviators other than that it's golden.
>>30763889too oldmake him look younger
>>30763916>Not punching people with your shieldsAnyone got that gif of that guy punching the shit out of a sword-wielder with his shield? That one with the armored guys and stuff.
We like fighting with our fists a pot and stuff, right?Why not 8oz fingerless gloves that turn into Caestuses or something?
>>30764083A lot. Autocorrect a shit.
>>30763590The words come tumbling out of your mouth before you have a chance to fully consider the consequences. "Let him go. I volunteer." "What are you saying?!" Iori blanches, slamming his hand down on the console. "You only just received your One-Star Uniform! There's no way-!" "LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!" In a flash you're stepping forward into the room, pushing scientist after scientist out of your way to approach the operating table. You grab the chains with your bare hands and look up at the terrified test subject, giving him a slight grin."Sorry, pal. You've been replaced."You grip the chains for all you're worth and roar with effort, ripping them apart like wet toilet paper. This is due in no small part to your Uniform, and even so you're left sweating with the effort. The kid shakily climbs off of the table and offers you his heartfelt thanks, hightailing it outta there before you have a chance to respond. "That was a reckless thing to do," Inumuta says coldly, staring down at you through the window. "Well, keep watchin' then!" You spit back, throwing your coat aside. "I'm just gettin' started!" As you undress, Iori sighs and begins recalculating behind the console. "You realize that there's no guarantee this will work, right? I can't even promise that you'll survive the ordeal." "Good," you smile again, lying down on the freezing metal gurney. "Because it's by walking the line between life and death that we can find our real strength." "Hah?" Iori looks up from the console in confusion. "It's something my old man told me." Silence. After a moment, Iori nods, then motions for the Sewing Club members to take their positions. "Commence sewing!" (1/2)
>>30764083BECAUSE WE ARE A MANLY MAN! ANY MAN WHO USES SOMETHING TO COVER HIS HANDS IS NO TRUE MAN!!!!!!
We'll come out of this okay, but just by the skin of our teeth. Hopefully they find that Omoshiroi enough.
>>30764123That's retardedYou're retarded
>>30764103IT BEGINS!
>>30764139Or we die or worse.But we never gonna let shit like this happens under our sight, even if we have to die.>>30764162Well, we did just volunteer for a experiment on us that got a low chance of success.Failure means death.
>>30763933>>30763935
>>30764123Nah, we are manly but not retards. A true man knows where his strengths and weaknesses are, and use them to improve himself.
HAVE FAITHONDORI ANARU WILL SURVIVE.
>>30764123>not being so manly you need the support to not fuck up your knuckles with each MANLY PUNCH
>>30764180Even if we did die we could pull a Ryuuko and wake up in a mass grave or some sh->>30764182>[Ping pong Circulating intensifies]
>>30764182Make the glasses bigger.
>>30764103>our pompadour disintegrates and we lose everything manly>except our resolve and personality>the monkey trains us out of pity to get us back on our legs
>>30764364>Implying we need anything but our resolve.
>>30764380>implying we wouldn't mourn the loss of the pompadour
>>30764182less stubblethat's for old people
>>30764380But anon we'd need a proper depression arc after the lose of our pompadour. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules.
>>30764423That's what Monkey is there for. We'll regain the pompadour for the finale.
Quick One-Star sketch.>>30764182Beautiful.
>>30764423>That's just how it worksIt is if you're a fucking pussy.Are you a fucking pussy anon ? ARE YOU ?
>>30764431Wait is monkey even blind yet as far as I know we are at like episode 2-3 at most if not earlier
>>30764469Yes. Manliness has to be EARNED, anon, not be an immediate thing. Any true man must suffer and struggle before he can be truly worthy of the top.>>30764473He's not blind yet.
>>30764466well he still has a shirt, remember he unbuttoned during the nonon encounterbut regarding the moment he donned the uniform?thats spot on.
>>30764466Based drawfag
>>30764469A man is not afraid to mourn in times of loss.
>>30764469It happens to everybody. Even the most manly men have to go through a depression arc if something big like that happens. Like I said I don't make the rules.
>>30764339http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AxwaszFbDw#t=18s>>30764413shaved>>30764466th-thanksy-you too!
>>30764497>>30764510>Lose a few hairs>Cry for a monthSure, Manly
Are the previous threads archived or something? I'm kinda late for the party
>>30764594A pompadour is an extension of a man's soul!
>>30764601http://m.imgur.com/a/cfxcD
>>30764594>lose a perfectly styled and energized pompadour>don't even pay respects to your fallen companionFaggot detected.
>>30764601Yes, they are in the /tg/ archiveAlso http://imgur.com/a/cfxcD
>>30764594>THE pompadour>few hairsGet out.
>>30764601Some of them yeah. I think the first one of these series wasn't. Should be on suptg. I think there's a recap image or two hanging around.
>>30764594>depression means crying for a monthDepression arc doesn't have to be long and we don't have to cry about it. We could just be upset about it.
>>30764632>>30764623>>30764639Appreciated
>>30764594>Dissing>The pompadourNo, that's not manly at all.
>>30764103Tune: k1ll◎iLL"Don't inhale the dust!" "Commencing sleeve length alterations." "Modifying side vent shape." "Chest adjustment complete." Your eyes are shut tight as you focus. Gathering all of your willpower, you concentrate on remaining centered and aware of yourself. You won't lose. You won't die. The battlefield is where you belong, danger is the place where you will bury your mind and soul!"Activation of Life Fiber confirmed." Your mind goes blank as power courses throughout your entire body. Your arms, your legs...every inch of you begins to convulse as the Life Fibers begin to reclaim their sentience, seeking to overcome your body and mind. A shockwave of Life Fiber energy explodes outwards, knocking the Sewing Club members away from you as the Uniform robs you of your self-control. You roar with a fury that is not your own as the Life Fibers begin to wear you, enhancing your already-muscular body further and sending you into a blind rampage. "I figured this would happen," Inumuta sighs, stepping into the chamber. "I guess it can't be helped. Ondori Anaru, analysis complete!" Your massive new body whirls on the Three-Star and growls ominously, but deep within your mind you awaken to a new scene. All around you is mist, and standing before you is your own father. With that bald head and pompadour beard, he's just as rugged as you always remembered him to be. "Ondori," he tells you with a booming voice and a wide grin, "is the name that was given to our family. Ours is the line with the purest hair and the noblest honor! Never forget it!" With a little nub of a pompadour on your head, your eight-year old self steps forward from the mist with glowing eyes and a crooked grin. Some of your baby teeth haven't been replaced yet."Tou-chan, tou-chan! What about our fists? Tell me about the fists again!" Behind that glorious protruding facial hair, the man's smile shows all of his teeth.(2/2)
>>30764683Josuke has best hair.
>>30764601http://a.pomf.se/xosfdb.png (original CYOA thread)http://a.pomf.se/sizzmf.png (thread before this one)
>>30764727>Behind that glorious protruding facial hair, the man's smile shows all of his teeth.
>>30764763Friendly reminder that I did NOT do that "original" one. The first CYOA that I created and completed can be found in the album.I created another one by popular request after the OP left that thread. And that's how this all began.
>>30764727Reassert yourself! A man isn't bound so easily!
>>30764727FATHER!!!!! A MAN FIST ISN'T SOMETHING TO BE CONTROL BY MERE THREADS!NOT LIFE FIBERS OR MUSCLES BUT BY WILL!BY FAITH!BY IDEALS!
>>30764823No need, Inumuta will deal with us.
>>30764795So what is the actual order I should follow to get what is going on?
>>30764727If our father is really Inumuta I saw we bring every shred of our will into trying to keep the uniform intact, either that or regaining control.
>>30764866What sort of dumbass decides to keep a uniform intact rather than lose it and regain control of himself?
>>30764727please don't become mary sue special snowflakei believe in you op
>>30764727>All our ancestors appear in front of us>They tells us that now it's our turn to carry on the pompadour that has been on our family for many generations>Hope rides alone
>>30764866>If our father is really Inumuta???
>>30764852>Implying we need Inumuta's helpWhat right do we have to call ourselves a man if we cannot stand on our own two feet?
>>30764911>It turns out or Pompadour is life fibers.
>>30764928I guess we can't call ourselves a man.
>>30764954Well, then. Garush route it is.We must rip of Ragyo's head and consume her Life Fiber hair for an emergency powerup.
>>30764928Yeah but let's not break the rules of KLK ok?
>>30764913Delusion/Illusion etc>>30764960But to struggle to the bitter end THAT IS OUR PATH!
A man's fists are there to protect those who can't protect themselves, not lash out in blind rage!
>>30764727I need to sleep
>>30764727"OUR FISTS," the man roars, extending one such fist out to you as the mist explodes outward, "ARE THE FISTS THAT WILL SHATTER TIME AND SPACE! OURS ARE THE FISTS OF TRUE MEN!"Right as Inumuta slices up at you with a folded hand, you swing a fist out to meet that hand and stop it in its tracks. Behind those blue shades, Inumuta's eyes widen. With a loud cry, your hands fly up to the massive Uniform that binds you and begin to tear it free. With all the fury you can summon, with all the willpower and all the defiance in your heart, you tug at the patchwork prison that binds you. "DON'T....STOP ME NOOOOOOW!" Finally, your manly hands rip the Uniform away from your body, the resulting explosion reducing it to tatters. As the charred fragments lightly fall to the floor, you're left standing in the middle of the test chamber stark-naked and sucking in all the air you can. Your vision begins to swim as Inumuta and Iori step towards you, surprise evident in their shared gaze. Right as you fall forward they catch you, hefting you back onto the gurney as your arms and legs go limp. "Ours...are the fists...of the future..." You mutter. Then your eyes close, and you fall into a dreamless sleep."Thanks for the save, Inumuta," Iori sighs, running a hand through his hair. "I merely introduced a catalyst," Inumuta muses aloud, summoning a holographic display and skimming through the results. "Calling his full name allowed Anaru to center himself and regain some measure of self-control, if only for a brief moment." "Another failure," Iori groans, leaning on the gurney. Inumuta smiles slightly. "I wouldn't be so sure..."(3/3) Underestimated the transition, sorry.
>>30765054hah.
>>30765054FUCK! You're amazing.
>>30765054PERFECT>>30765064>Fist that shatter time and space>Not fist to fight for othersCome on OP, where that moral father thing?
>>30765054
>>30765054I'm dead
>>30765129A real man knows that the true weight behind his fist is the weight of his motives. And a fist raised against the innocent is no real fist at all.
>>30765054Fucking great.>>30765064ONLY MONKEY NOW NIGGAS and we get that swagtastic 2 star uniform.
>>30765054You could make a career outta this shit, man.
>>30765064Oh shit yeah Based op doing gods work>>30765172>Mfw all that's left is monkeyIt's time motherfuckerswww.youtube.com/watch?v=Od39vrsNKhU
>>30765208I'm tempted to link Tattun to this album with all of the illustrations and everything, just to see his reaction. >inb4 cameo in the OVA
>>30765054Hunter S. Pompadour is our dad. I love you.
lectric shamon insentises soon friends
>>30765278We don't talk about that.
Time for Rooster/Monkey Manly Bromance
>>30765302Next session we're gonna witness the birth of a Pompadour God.
Sorry for the delay m8s, gathering screenshots for the Legendary Meeting of Rooster and Monkey.
I'm still butthurt about you guys fucking up the Nonon Route, but goddamn is this a great thread
>>30765468Fucking it up? Are you kidding? It was fucking awesome.Besides, there's always Satsuki.
>>30765468Pompadour before bitches
>>30765468>Settling for Nonon when you can go after Satsooki
>>30765468What are you talking about? we aced the nonon route unanimously.
>>30765468>Implying we fucked it up>Implying she doesn't crave the lower-pomp.
>>30765468>Implying wanting to mess with our pompadour wasn't more in-character for her than waifuing
>>30765468Well it balances out because I would've been butthurt about Nonon route because I want my Satsuki route.
Wait a second, we cant fug Ryuuko?I don't remember we meeting up with her in any occasion.
Please do not bully the Nononfag. >>30765468Sorry m8, but that was the choice. Maybe for the next CYOA it'll be a purely side character route, to give other girls a stronger chance.
>>30765570We had some occasions, but we chose the way of the pompadour
>>30765572Please don't.
>>30765570One choice was "Wait a minute is that Matoi Ryuuko" I believe. We chose to ignore that and enforce justice because we already fucked Ryuuko in a different route.
>>30765572>implying thats the end of Nonon>we'll be seeing much more of her when we join the councilAnaru, could you help me with something after school?
>>30765570OP's first CYOA was Ryuuko route, so pretty unlikely
>>30765572Can we NTR Gamagoori?N-not that i would do that.
>>30765616This.
>>30765625>endless "Nonon chases after the pompadour" shenanigans that inevitably lead to a dickingI'd fund it.
>>30765572the seed has been planted OP, no woman can resist Ondori Anaur for long >Satsuki said she never lowers her standards after all
>>30765655you are just and based>don't throw out all that fluff from before just yet
>>30765226Do it when the CYOA is over.Or maybe do it now whatever floats your boat.Shit sounds cool.what if
>>30765064Obligatory pompadour otou-sama.
>>30765494>>30765570>>30765506>>30765553Satsukifags and Ryuukofag, I think if we combine our efforts we can achieve a harem end>Nonon wants the lower pomp >>30765523>Satsuki will want us for our RESOLVE>Ryuuko will want us for our non way-losing attitudeinstead we ditch all of them for Monkey>>30765536You're probably right>>30765572All is well OP. You are based enough as it is. If you get any more based the military is going to come and sieze you
>>30765661>She never does because RESOLVE>we rise to stand alongside her because WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AMMatch made in heaven I think.
>>30765723YOU'RE A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>30765655"A man's soul is in his fists and hair, I can't just let anyone touch it"
>>30765723Absolutely based.
>>30765723>>30765723>>30765723
>>30765723
>>30765723Jesus Christ with your art and OP's writing we could make an actual good doujin. I would totally buy it.
>>30765723Seriously, you're just completely fucking awesome
>>30765723Wow thats really good no complaints this time around
>>30765723Three star post right here.
>>30765723I'm tellin' ya, man.You could get commissioned to do this stuff, if you aren't already.
>>30765749>>30765756>>30765783>>30765808>>30765811>>30765814>>30765833Y-you really think so?
>Came for the thread, stayed for the drawfaghow can one thread contain so much manly spirit, you can feel it coming off the art!?
>>30765723>Naturals election>Pompadad shows up to cheer us on>Harime Nui appears>Shit gets real and we fight side-by-side with PawYES.
>>30765723Jesus Christ that is too perfect,
We're getting monkey tonight right?
>>30765852>if i was gay I'd make love to you/your artYes, I do think so
>>30765852Hell yeah! You're good at this, and it's often said that if you're good at something, you should try and make money off of it.
>>30765852You're gonna get dicked, anon. I hope you're ready.
>>30765852Genuinely bud,keep it up
>>30765852I'd suck your dick. Still no homo.
Are you still writing OP?I'd like to see one post more before i fall asleep
>>30765874>"Eh, son--I think it's time you meet the woman you're engaged to!"
>>30765723I'm not even here for the quest thread, but that is pretty damn neat.Have some neat and possibly spoilery image.
>>30765906Shit, sorry. Was riding the hypetrain. One second.>>30765915*clears throat*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
>>30765915>what is a wedding dress made for
>>30765906You sleep quite early don't you?
>>30765874HOLY SHIT IT'S PERFECT.Wait a second.The captcha.
>>30765874>Nonon cheers us on from the sidelinesso does Satsuki, n-not that she'd admit to it or anything
>>30765852Dude, that shit looks like something STRAIGHT from the show. The pompadour is strong in you.Have some lustful saiyans
>>30765874Anaru vs NuiPompadour vs Twin Drills
>>30765926"Which one Pop?"
>>30765948Pretty certain somebody posted that in the last thread, too.And somebody else said that the one on the right would probably fuck like a minx on PCP.Now that I'm actually getting a good look at it, I can't say I disagree.
>>30765915I would definitely fund this
>>30765968 All of them
>>30765968>>30765915>>30765874>>Harime Nui appears
>>30765937It's 2:40 AM where i live.At best, these threads start at 23:00 for me, and there's usually some setback so it doesn't start until midnight.
>>30765994>>30765968All the girls, only right answer>Pompadad would be proud Anaru
>>30765984That was me, and it was cocaine.A PCP is fine, too.>>30765986Seriously, I REALLY want to show these to Tattun now. ESPECIALLY that last one. >>30766002S-sorry, anon. I'll try to start earlier from now on.
>>30765852Nope. It looks like you already draw for the show. That's how perfect it is. I've never seen fan drawings get this close to the source before. I honestly believe both Anaru and his dad could be in the show and nobody could tell the difference.
>>30765874>"You don't interrupt a man's battle like that and expect to get away with it!">we fight Nui so our bro Uzu can have his rematch uninterrupted
>>30766023>Seriously, I REALLY want to show these to Tattun now. ESPECIALLY that last one. Go for it m8.
>>30766039IT PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF
>>30765915>>30765968>side quest where they move into Anaru's apartment a Pompadad's request>only the one with the strongest Pompadour love will be victorious
>>30765984>>30766023That was me too, the same guy. And the first guy who said "Let's go for a pompadour"
>>30766039IT'S UTTERLY BRILLIANT.OP, we need on this shit like butter on toast right the hell now.
>>30766059>"Nani nani? I can't hear you over that silly hairstyle! Get that thing out of my face, I wanna have fun with Ryuuko-chan!">our faces when
This is too perfect>Nonon- Pomp luv>Satsuki- Resolve luv>Nui- Battle luv>Ryoko?- Manly spirit luv?
>>30765900>>30765903>>30765916>>30766025Thanks guys; this means a lot to me. Hell, I'm just glad I got to join all of you on this crazy ride. Never a dull moment.>>30765894>>30765902>>30765905Be gentle, p-please.
>>30766133>Ryuko YOUR WAY luv
>>30766133>Ryuuko? - Manly spirit luv?>>30765735>non way-losing attitudeobv
>>30766133>Ryuko- NOT LOSING OUR WAY luv
>>30765852you're alright
>>30766200How about > Ryuuko - Ganstah attitude
>>30766157>Be gentle, p-please.only if you insist anon, only if you insistseriously though, can't begin tell you how great it is. i would pay you cash money to let me sit and watch you work
>>30765735>Harem end>everNo thanks
>>30766226Nah man.She'll love us for NOT LOSING OUR WAY and maybe helping her stay on her own.
AND IT WILL FLOOD
I take it that's it for today?
what if the pomp is an erogenous zone, like the rainbow side of Ragyou's hair
>>30766257One post confirmed at leastIt's 3 AM here, endure it
OP WHERE'S THE WRITING?
>>30766295It's 3 AM here too
>>30766257See>>30765926Presumably, this means he's either typing this shit as we speak or he should get working on it.Like, now.
>>30766133>>30766195>>30766200>>30766210>>30766226>>30766245>she tries to pick a fight with the new member of the Student Council>we wave her off and buy her lunch>a man only fights his own battles, and to set others on the right path>any grudges between them and you got nothing to do with meAnaru-sempai...
>>307662954 AM here, I just want to >snooze la snooze
>>30766257OP usually goes to around midnightish CST, so we should have Monkey route wrapped hopefully before the night is over.
Damn, I i the only one ready for more?>not even midnight yet here
Clock just hit ten here.Let's get this shit rollin', I wanna know what happens and still be able to do stuff in the morning.
>>30766337Nope. Only 9:00 here.
>>30766370>>30766337east coast love?>where is OP anyway?
>>30766383East TN close enough?
>>30766383yerp
>>30766337I need some coffee or something, maybe, but it's still plenty early for lots of us. >>30766383EST Represent!
>>30766396not gonna split hairs, so sure
>>30765064KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!As if your poor, aching skull needed more reminders of the previous night's events. Struggling out of bed and wincing a little, your exhaustion is apparent in the way your pompadour sadly droops in front of you. Flopping this way and that, the declaration of your manliness immediately perks up when you look through the peephole in your door...and find an attractive girl with blonde twintails waiting outside. Pulling a comb out of nowhere and running it through your hair with an excited "TOUUUUUUUU!" you cleanse the pompadour of any latent imperfections and open the door. The girl in the tennis outfit immediately blushes when she sees that you've only got pants on, and only reddens further when her gaze briefly falls on your glorious six-pack."How can I help you, beautiful?" "M-my name is..." She swallows briefly and stares back at your eyes with renewed vigor. "My name is Hakodate Omiko! I have orders to bring you to the gym back at Honnouji Academy! Sanageyama-senpai wishes to see you for your final task!" "Then let's get a move on," you moan in a sultry tone, throwing on your sunglasses and reaching for your coat nearby. "I believe it's time for me to meet with the Northern Kanto Monkey!" With Hakodate in tow, you immediately turn and run for the Academy as the sun rises ahead of you. The final task awaits.
>>30766133Mako - speech giving love
>>30766441>Gamgoori would wreck us
Is our final mission to job to Ryuuko?
>>30766463BAKANA
>>30766436>Manly Duel>no swords>no shirts>only spirit>maybe bro fist afterwards
>>30766463Our final mission is to leave up to our name, at the hands of Sanageyama
>>30766436All is well.
>>30766450If we can kick two-stars asses in a one-star, what's to say we couldn't perform similar upsets with a two-star?
>>30766436>The girl in the tennis outfit immediately blushes when she sees that you've only got pants on, and only reddens further when her gaze briefly falls on your glorious six-pack.It's time. Shark-chan route is open.
>>30766441>>30766450It's clearly just platonic.>>30766463Probably not, we're still in Episode 2.
>>30766441>NTRing Gama.No.>>30766436>HakodateNice.
>>30766481>leavelive*I'm pretty tired I guess
>>30766436Holy moly, I forgot she even existed.
>>30766499But you've gotta job if you want to make it into the big leagues. Nobody gets a free hand up
>>30766436>saving the best for lastmanly spirit and bromance everywherecatch Nonon video taping our hair
>>30766436>flustered shark-chanAbsolutely based, OP.
>>30766436Suddenly, sharktits route is looking appealing. i'm a nononfag
>>30766488at No Star we beat 3 One Starat One Star we beat 3 Two Star>so at Two Star we can beat 3 Three Star?
>>30766436>blonde twin tailsFuck>tennis uniformOh thank god
>>30766436I wonder if this before or after episode 2. If the latter, good to see Uzu's keeping her around and keeping tabs on her and likely Fukuroda.A real man looks after those he leads, after all. We oughta get along with this Sanageyama guy.
>>30766436TENNIS ROUTE UNLOCKED
>>30766554It's more a question of "how badly can we do it" isn't it?
>>30766436Can we wrap our arm around her shoulders while we walk with her?Pretty please?
Hopefully she'll be more relevant here than she was in the show;_;
>>30766578I'd be shocked and disappointed if we couldn't.
>>30766556Almost had ya there.>>30766562Canonically...let's see...5-star test occurred early in episode 3, so Satsuki has already retrieved Junketsu and had her battle with Ryuuko. After the Uniform ordeal, we pretty much slept all day while the Academy got pummeled. Omiko has already lost her Two-Star Uniform and been demoted, which basically means she's just another potential fan for us. Sanageyama kept her around because he's an Elder God-tier bro.
Wait. wait.Small problem. Sharktits is kind of a huge bitch who gives Mako a punishment serve. She's like, the exact 1+ Star(s) character Anaru doesn't like.
>>30766499Naturally, she just respects good exposition.>>30766556Yeah when I read that I was all "Oh shit. This got real fast.">Fallacious mentettCaptcha doesn't fear the shark teeth and neither should a real man!
>>30766611She will be reform. Forcibly.
>>30766611People change, anon.
>>30766610seems fair>so obviously a frinedly arm around the shoulder as we walk to school from her sempai to boost her mood after losing is in order
>>30766436>A random shark-chan appearsFuck yes possible tennis route!
>>30766611We'll say it was a humbling experience for her.
>>30766611That was 2-Star Sharktits. She's been demoted to at least a 1-Star which has probably taught her some humility. I mean she did have probably hundreds of pictures taken of her snatch.
>>30766611 Her loss to Ryuuko probably mellowed her out a little.If nothing else, we'll set her on the right path by example and a manly speech or two. Maybe with Sanageyama.
>>30766667She was actually demoted to no-starDoesn't mean she couldn't work her way up to one, though
>>30766671>according to my calculations, we're gonna dieHa ha ha. Oh inu. You card.
>>30766436As you step into the gym, you're astonished to find that a very large crowd has gathered there. Standing in the middle of the crowd is Sanageyama Uzu himself, patiently awaiting your arrival. Hakodate gives you a shy smile and wishes you the best of luck, before turning to leave. [ ] "Wait!"[ ] Nod respectfully and turn back to Sanageyama
>>30766705[X] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaBros before hoes
>>30766705>[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to Sanageyama
>>30766705[X] "Wait!"Gotta go the Tennis Route if we can't have Nonon.
>>30766705>[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaLet's do this shit
>>30766610>>30766671>>30766660So, the question comes, should we tease her about it a little to see if she's actually changed a little.Or would we be more interested in what it was like to fight Matoi, because Ryuko's pretty cool, mass collateral damage and declaration of war against the entire school (which includes us) not withstanding.
>>30766705[X] "Wait!"Let's do this, my brother and sisters
>>30766705>[ ] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaIt's time for the ultimate showdown.
Wasn't Sharky in an audio drama along with the boxing guy? I think that goes into their life as no stars.
>>30766705[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaNo fucking around
>>30766705[ ] Nod respectfully and turn back to Sanageyama"Maybe I'll see you at the after party"
>>30766705wait
>>30766705>[x] "Wait!"
>>30766705[x]Nod respectfully and turn back to Sanageyamacaptcha:firmsee inchIt's a sign. Time for Monkey business.
>>30766705[x]Nod respectfully.
>>30766705[X] "Wait!"She needs to be reformed.
>>30766705[x] wait!I wanna say something witty and dashing
>>30766705>[X] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaSorry Sharktitsbros
>>30766705>[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaBROS BEFORE HOES.
>>30766705>[X] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaFirst impressions are everything
>>30766705>[x] "Wait!"Last time we pushed the shiny thing, it was hilarious, if blue-ballin'.
>>30766729That is the question, isn't it.I say we ask about Ryuko and how she is to fight, since it's gonna happen eventually.
>>30766705[ ] "Wait!"TENNIS ROUTE TENNIS ROUTE
>>30766705>[x] "Wait!"B-but, Shark-chan...
>>30766705 >[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaMaybe mouth "thank you", but no more than that. A real man meets his challenge with 100% of both his mind and body, no distractions!
>>30766705Anonymous
>>30766705[x]Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaMonkey madness. By the wa
>>30766705>[x] Nod respectfully and turn back to SanageyamaShark-tan can come later.
>>30766705[ ] "Wait!"[ ] Nod respectfully and turn back to Sanageyama"Watch my back will ya, I'd hate for such a pretty thing to get hurt"
>>30766776I meant Wait, shit.
>>30766778By the way, we hit 10+ votes for Sanageyama*Sorry about that.
>>30766785I like this. Combo here sounds pretty good.
>>30766705>Nod respectfullymaybe a thank you or quick words of wisdom before we go>time to sow seeds
>>30766776
>>30766776>>30766799How do you even do that.
>>30766785PLEASE THIS OPI BEG YOU
>>30766714>>30766722>>30766728>>30766738>>30766740>>30766742>>30766748>>30766749>>30766760>>30766762
>>30766785that's okay, nice one liner then 100% battle mind
>>30766714>>30766722>>30766728>>30766738>>30766740>>30766742>>30766748>>30766749>>30766760>>30766762>>30766763Sanageyama got there first.
>>30766803
Added this to the archive as well, by the way. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>30766836go with a one liner like>>30766785, a man finishes what he starts before stopping to smell the flowers
>>30766836>Looking down on the way of the warrior
>>30766836>implying shark wasn't completely forgettable
>>30766836Seems like we're going the blue ball route......god fucking damn it
>>30766836I'm getting the sense that everything planned tends to get derailed. like the touch the fluff pompadour incident yesterday
>>30766836BROS BEFORE HOES FAGGOT.A REAL MAN TAKES CHALLENGES FIRST.THEY COME ONCE, WOMEN COME ALL THE TIME.
>>30766836Dude, bros before hoes, what are you, fucking gay?
>>30766836We must focus on the North Kanto hick.
>>30766874I'm sure you'd know all about that, Uzu.
>>30766836Nooooooooo.Captcha : Crying tsidDI
>>30766785Lets do this
>>30766836fight then fluff>imagine all the attention we'll get after the fight
>>30766836Hey, man, we gotta make a strong first impression with Uzu.Sharkodate's time will come.
>>30766836I'm very fine with>>30766785I have to get this Satsuki route or my heart will fail.
>>30766869>blue ballIt's called keeping ourselves pure for Satsuki.
>>30766836Goddamnit we're never getting laid at this rate
>>30766920This nigger gets it
>>30766926[Electric Celibacy Intensifies]
>>30766920This. I'm taking no chances here.
>>30766920Is that the plan? Well I stand corrected then. Still, a bit of shark-chan would've been nice
>>30766943Am I really the only one who wants to wait until we finish our tasks, our legend will plant the seeds and our manly spirit will attract the flowers
Yeah, cant we have at least a little bit of fun with Sharktits? I beg you guys. At least...give me this.
>>30766943>>30766889>>30766836Hey, OP, can we drop a quicksave at this choice, and roll back to it later when we feel like it?
>>30766943Sanageyama would be proud of us for staying pure. Is Monkey going to die a virgin?
>>30766963Well, if we become bros with Uzu, we could be seeing a lot more of Shark-chan and make up for lost time then.
>>30766943Oh? Did you have the whole debasing of sharkteeth all planned out like Nonon?
>>30766994Does it count if your dick is too small to break their hymen?
>>30766920We must prove our resolve if we are to win the heart of Satsuki-sama.
>>30766995I'm ok with this
>>30766943>>30766836I'm greedy OP, I want all the options but only if we've earned them
>>30766995Dude, student council is gonna give us more opportunities then that>Sharktits>Nonon>Satsuki>forth option!?
>>30767015Why is Tsumugu so moe?
>>30767060>>forth option!?Iori in 2-Star Trap Spec Uniform
...So what are the chances that, rather than Satsuki, this is Ragyo sending those messages, planning to go all /ss/ on us?
>Settling for mediocrity when you can strive for the bestYa'll niggas need resolve
>>30767080>/ss/too old and too old looking for that, anon
>>30767080I mean, it would be terrifying. Though I think we're a Senior.But I think Ragyo prefers to sippeth from the furry cup
>>30767092She too will be disregarded.
>>30767063Strong, smart, a caring if aloof friend, pours your sake even if he doesn't partake, and is a hot piece of ass.
>>30767092She couldn't keep up.
just puttin it out there OP, but if you've already got the fluff then use it anyway or save it for later
>>30766705You turn your head back to the crowd that waits beyond. You start to take a step, but before your foot even lands on the floor... "GOOD LUCK, ANARUUUU!" Your foot lands and you turn around. Hakodate and the rest of her tennis team friends are cheering you on with pom-poms. You haven't even done anything yet! Sighing, you mutter a quiet "Can't be helped," and advance through the crowd. No-Stars, One-Stars, and Two-Stars alike all make way for your arrival, and at last you are standing face-to-face with the one man you've wanted to speak with the most. "SANAGEYAMA UZU!" You shout, pointing at him. After a moment, Uzu uncrosses his arms and opens his eyes. "So you've come, Ondori Anaru!" "Of course! After I complete your task, that shiny new Three-Star Uniform is as good as mine!" "Not so fast!" Uzu smiles. "Before we begin, you have some catching up to do." With that, he snaps his fingers. Some shuffling is heard, and finally an expressionless One-Star bursts through the crowd with a metal case in his hands.
>>30767107>terrifyingYou mean GLORIOUS.Seriously, I would totally go for that.Either that or Miss Matoi
>>30767189ELECTRICSHAMISENINTENSIFIES
What are the chances of going for Gamagoori route
>>30767189>and finally an expressionless One-Star bursts through the crowdLike there was any other kind?
>>30767195>Not wanting to be the fourth triangle in the Kiryuin Family Triforce.
>>30767216zero
>>30767189>we change right there in the gym>female swooning intensifies
>>307671892 star uniform please god.
>>30767232what about tsumugu route
>>30767189ELECTRICALSHAMISENBATTLEThat's all Im going to say.
>>30767189Time for manly two star uniform?
>>30767246You sayin' we like dudes?
>>30767092Yeah, we need to meet Matoi so we can romance best girl, guys.
>>30767189>"Can't be helped,"
>>30767265You got your Ryuuko route, settle down.
>>30767246Are you >ImplyingWe like dudes?
>>30767189 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
>>30767226I wonder if they've got bondage clothes...
>>30766920I'm going to enlist a brigade to assure we never acquire the Satsuki
>>30767189>Sharktits route still open>Electric shamisen intensifying >What's in the case
>>30767233>>30767189>the one star opens the case, revealing a two star uniform...no YOUR two star uniform. Without a second thought Anaru begins to change, sending sparkles and rays of reflected light throughout the gym. Everyone takes a minute to collect themselves, some need it more than others
>>30767280So we're going with that then?Nice.
>>30766836I know right
>>30767306An Electric shamisen.
>>30767295>ping pong instensifies
>>30767302Just go with Ryuuko, man.Because seriously, she's great.
>>30767341>Sanageyama's task is to play the electric shamisen as he jobs to Ryuuko
>>30767341God damn it.
>>30767246
>>30767322>" 'Preciate it, but.." >tear off uniform>"Let's see who's really the bigger man, EHH UZU!?"
>>30767189>the rooster and the monkeyShit, I like the sound of thatTHE COCK OF HONNOUJI
>>30767367Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>30767354It's Nonon or bust!or Nui, but that will never happen
>>30767262>>30767283Get bentI'm merely saying that a true man must be bred from true men, and must keep the company of true men. the only woman that fulfills this requirement is satsuki
>>30767422Oglaf reference when?
>>30767422(Also I'm a barafag)
>>30767422http://oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/
>>30767449 Didn't I already make the reference? >>30767494 Satsuki is son of kronar
>>30767494>how we get rugsever tiem
>>30767518> Satsuki is son of kronar Her dad totally fucked at least two women. He's the anti-kronar.
>>30767557her mom could still be packing her own gun show, I'm not ruling it out
>>30767189Sanageyama nods, and the One-Star immediately approaches you and bows. The student quickly leaves the case at your feet and returns to the crowd. Sanageyama gives you a nod this time, and glances down at the case. Obeying his silent command, you open the case to find..."That there is your new Two-Star Uniform!" Sanageyama calls out, much to the surprise of the students around you. You're just as stunned, removing the outfit one piece at a time. "I was waiting for this! TOOOOOUUUUUUUU!" You shout, immediately beginning to undress. Shock and awe spreads throughout the entire gym as you reveal your manly bits. Your pompadour curls sensually as the clothes slide right onto the floor, and some distance away, Mikisugi Aikurou adjusts his shades with interest. Female students swoon, blush, and some even take pictures as you sloooowly dress yourself in the new outfit. When at last you're finished with the pants and shoes, you swing your arms through the coat and throw your new shades on. "That outfit is your reward for nobly placing your own life on the line for an unknown student!" Uzu calls out. "It is also your protection for your final task!" "And what is my final task?" Uzu grins and withdraws from his back a very strange-looking sword...one reminiscent of an oversized toothpick. "You will face me in battle, a warm up session for my confrontation with Matoi!" "Why didn't you say so?!" You shout back in excitement, putting your dukes up as Sanageyama lowers the strange wooden sword. "That's the best news I've heard all week!" "I like your spirit!" Uzu cheers back, tensing up. "LET'S GO!" >[ELECTRIC SHAMISEN BATTLE INTENSIFIES]
>>30767557 Maybe we could be son of kronar, except we're actually male this time.Two fathers, and then go for barafag route
>>30767589>Your pompadour curls sensually
>>30767589This will be great.
>>30767589
>>30767589"We brawlers are sustained by willpower! Even when mocked as reckless and crazy! If there's a wall in our way then we smash it down! If there isn't a path, then we carve one ourselves! The magma of our soul burns with a mighty flame! Just Who the Hell DO YOU THINK I AM!
>>30767589Yes, 2-Star Pompadour Spec uniform.
>>30767589>Sanageyama doesn't get to job to Ryuuko because he jobs to us instead
>>30767589OH BABY OH MAN
>>30767589Let's do this
>>30767589My shamisen is twanging on its own
>>30767589We're gonna get so wrecked but it'll be so worth it.
>>30767589HYPE
>>30767687>>30767687LETS SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH ANON REMEMBER A REAL MAN DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE & BREAKS THE UNBREAKABLE!!!>www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
>>30767589this can only end in one way, mutual knock out with us standing and passing out on our feet
>>30767589>mfw we find the flaw in Uzu's Tengantsu and forewarn him in preparation for his bout with MatoiDoubt it, but in any case: "You're on! This is a challenge no man would dare back down from!"
>>30767744A man doesn't care about time and space or magic 360 vision powers! Force your way down the path you choose and do it all on your own, thats how a man fights
I think we'll need a new thread soon.
>>30767589>Female students swoon, blush, and some even take pictures as you sloooowly dress yourself in the new outfit.Club for the Study and Appreciation of Manliness (The <3 Anaru Senpai Club) is formed the next day, applications are already closed and member limit has been exceeded
>>30767879We're still n front of a bunch of threads, we're alright for now.
>>30767895EXCELLENT, CLUBS FOR THE MANLINESS COMMITTEE
Guys don't forget the other Devas are watching us, we gotta show em we're the real deal.
>>30767895people try to shut it down when members from their clubs joinhalf the female club leaders already members
>>30767367I suck at photoshop, some drawfag do this as Anaru "You saying I don't got manly Spirit?"
My blood's not boiling OP? Why isn't my blood boiling yet OP?!
>>30768105We haven't ignited the magma in our veins yet
Page 9.N-new thread?
>>30767589[Tune Intensifies (as if you weren't already listening)] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftAUzu tosses you the sword and you catch it by the hilt, just in time for him to unsheathe his very own. "With that, your Two-Star Uniform is completed! But can you still talk big when faced with my Three-Star?!" "I won't need to!" You cry, slowly spreading your legs and bending your knees. Exhaling, you bring the sword to your side, sliding your left hand down to the pommel and bringing your right to rest up against the guard. To the onlookers, you appear completely relaxed as you hold the sword gently at your side. "Hidari Gedan no Kamae," you say, tightening your grip. "Hooh? You already have some knowledge of kenjutsu?" "My Pa once told me that there were three things in this world that made you a man, and only by adhering to these three tenants could you be a real man!" "And what are those three things?" "Fists, great hair, and..."The ladies in the crowd lean forward, suddenly very interested."SWORDS!" You shout, much to their disappointment. "We already have a lot in common!" Uzu laughs. "But the time for words is finished! HERE I COME, ONDORI ANARU!" You exhale again and force yourself to focus, watching as the Monkey's color shines. "THREE-STAR GOKU UNIFORM: BLADE REGALIA!" Light fills the gymnasium as Uzu is briefly lifted into the air, a giant suit of green armor assembling all around him. He then lands and stares you down, a multitude of eyes flitting about on the suit.
>>30768213>"SWORDS!" You shout, much to their disappointment.To everyones disapointment >our fists break the space time continuum >handicap our manliness
>>30768209>>30768213Yeah, we should get a new thread with a choice or something to start, perhaps.
>>30768259>not abiding by the rules of a dual
>>30768213We SanageyaMAN now.
>>30768213Don't worry ladies Fists, hair, and swords might make you a man, but fucking bitches makes you a god.
>>30768213Monkey trouble time
>>30768310This guy gets it. New thread: >>30768308Archive (vote!): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>30768213>>30768285This unless you plan on finishing sooner than later Op.>using a sword>when our fists can break space/timeWe'll I suppose it's only fair on Uzu.
