Rolled 9

>>30813078
>ask the people around you if they have seen your tabard

If nothing is immediately forthcoming,

>forget about the dress, go find Tia

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>Who are we?
Maka, an exiled noble recently Exalted as a Zenith-caste Solar. She's in the western city of Tianna as a guest of queen Amata (DB), an old friend. Abyssals are targeting the city for conquest, Lintha pirates have infiltrated it with spies and agents, and half the island is controlled by paranoid Lunars. Fun times.
You have just made a deal for the water elementals of the sea to fight with you against the fae when the lunars of the Three Rivers will attack the swamp. You still have a day before the meeting.

>Solar? Zenith? I don't know Exalted...
This quest is as newbie-friendly as possible, and I want it to work as a newbie's intro to Exalted. If you have ANY question, ask in thread. For the setting, google "1d4chan exalted".

>Archive?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=zenith

>System?
Dicepool-like system. When performing an action, everyone rolls 1d10 when posting. the first X rolls are considered, where X is equal to attribute + ability. Yes, this means that the more people are posting, the stronger Maka is, up to a limit of her attribute + ability.

>XP?
Attributes cost [current score x5] xp. Abilities cost [current score x3] xp, except Zenith costing [(current score x3) -1]. Charms cost 10 xp, except for Zenith-based charms (related to charisma and physical/mental fortitude) which cost 8 xp. At the end of every "session" (thread) you will be presented with a list of possible acquisitions.

>Twitter?
@exaltedfag

>>30813078
>ask the people around you if they have seen your tabard

Rolled 7

>>30813078
>forget about the dress, go find Tia

We need heeeeelp

Shit, late/early today, OP.

Rolled 9

>>30813078
>>forget about the dress, go find Mikhail

Need to let him know that this wasn't a completely wasted trip, with the Water Elementals.

>>30813127
Starting early because i'm on my tablet again and will be very slow and clumsy. For the first few hours replies will be far between.

>>30813127
Oh, yeah.
>Anyone seen my poncho?

>>30813078
>>ask the people around you if they have seen your tabard

Rolled 10

>>30813100

This

Update your twitter, exaltedfag

So, any passing drawfags wanna sketch us up Maka in her Tabard outfit?

>>30813078
>ask the people around you if they have seen your tabard

Rolled 10

>>30813078
>ask the people around you if they have seen your tabard

"...has anyone seen my clothes?" you ask to the mass of people ogling you.

The reply is slow and confused, but you see some people nod to themselves and comment "so THAT's why she's naked!" or something like that.
Some work up the courage to ask what your clothes look like, even.

"Mhh... It's a white silk tabard, open to the sides, with a golden border... About this long..." you begin to explain, but are interrupted by murmurs from the deep of the crowd. Some cries, some screaming.

Then, the crowd parts and surrounds a dirty-looking kid dressed in ragged clothing, desperately clutching your tabard to his chest as the peopoe try and rip it from his hands. He's bleeding from a shallow wound on his forehead, and is cheek is badly bruised.

A lobbed rock hits him in the back of the head, and he lets go of your dress, which is repossessed by the crowd and quickly passed to you.

Amid the cries of "thief" and "scum", the citizens begin to kick him around, and some begin to pick up more rocks. Other tell you "he's not one of us" evidently fearful that you will punish them as well, for his crime.

>get dressed, leave to find Tia/Mikahil/Rubel/Quint/Yagate (pick one)
>stay and watch
>ask the islanders to leave the punishment to you (what?)
>rebuke the islanders, protect the thief
>other (what?)

>>30813410
It seems twitter is completely blocked from my current network. I'll make a post there asap.

>>30813823
>rebuke the islanders, protect the thief

>>30813823
Dice+1d10
Just thank the kid simply, hoist him on our shoulders after getting dressed, and go find Mike.

Rolled 8

>>30813823
>rebuke the islanders, protect the thief
don't be too harsh on the islanders, say something like "They were just lying on the ground, he probably thought he could take them"

Rolled 5

>>30813853
Email field, damnable ethanol in my brain.

>>30813823
>get dressed, leave to find Tia/Mikahil/Rubel/Quint/Yagate (pick one)

"Thank you for finding my clothes."

Rolled 8

>>30813823
>rebuke the islanders, protect the thief
say you don't want blood spilled over such a triviality

Rolled 9

>>30813823
>ask the islanders to leave the punishment to you
take the thief with us for his 'punishment', then once we're away from the city have a talk with him and let him go

Rolled 6

>>30813887
I'm liking this one, less likely to alienate the Islanders

>>30813823
>get dressed, leave to find Tia

>>30813887
This.

Rolled 8

>>30813887
seconding this
remember to thank the islanders for finding your clothes

Rolled 5

>>30813887
+1

Rolled 10

>>30813887
This but caveat:

If he's got some horrible traumatic backstory and needs to steal to survive, well, we could use a gofer, couldn't we?

Someone to fetch and carry, deal with minor tasks, keep us oiled up, keep our clothes(?) clean, etc.

Rolled 4

>>30814098
of course

>keep us oiled up
wut

>>30814135
This is going to become /ss/, isn't it?

Unless the boy is secretly a girl in disguise.

>>30814135
Well, we've got all this delicious brown skin that we're showing off pretty much all of to everyone, it'd be no good if it started to get all dry and chalky.

Besides, it's a too trivial task for our other exalted to do (except in bed), and it's not terribly appropriate for our pirate minions to do it.

Some young kid is perfect for the job.

>>30814147
Either works, really. We've slept with more girls than boys so far.

Rolled 6

>>30814147
I'm pretty sure we're not going to actually have sex with him, but him stammering or blushing around us would be funny

>>30814167
This. Having a servant kid around to do small tasks is pretty appropriate for Maka's High Priestess social station, too.

The amusement of poking fun at him/her when they're all flustered from having to rub oil into Maka's assorted bits is just Icing.

"...thank you for finding my clothes." you mutter distractedly as you don your tabard. The silk cloth clings to your wet body suggestively, or so you presume judging from the reactions.

Then, you step in the middle of the impromptu stoning. "... Alright, stop. There's no need for this. I'll handle his punishment."

The replies of the crowd include "You needn't concern with this!", "Kill him for this sacrilige!", "She's going to drag him back into the sea?" "Maybe eat him?" "Leave it to her!" and a varied, indistinguishable cacophony, but the rocks stop flying.

The kid is all bloody and bruised, and is shaking from fear and shock. He doesn't look a year above 13, with dirty clothes and wild hair. He has "homeless orphan" written all over him, a kind you've seen all too often in this island. You have to hoist him up and carry him away since he doesn't look like he's going to move on their own. He's amazingly light.
You move away, but the crowd follows you for a bit, some still lured by your poorly-clothed body and others apparently perversely interested to learn how you will punish the thief.

As you leave the village and whatever little farmland there is around it, however, these people mostly give up, bit by bit, until you're left alone with the little rascal in a small clearing of the sparsely forested island, thick with rocks and undergrowth.

The moment you let him go, he kicks and scuttles and rolls on the ground and runs away, hiding in the bushes with a horrified scream.

>kill him
>drag him to sea
>eat him
>scold him
>give him a beating
>let him go
>forgive him
>ask him why he stole your clothes
>ask him why he's so scared
>ask him about himself
>tell him about yourself
>ignore him, return to the village
>other?

>>30814240
>ask him why he's so scared

>ask him why he stole your clothes

Rolled 10

>>30814240
>ask him why he's so scared
>ask him about himself

>>30814240
>forgive him
>ask him why he stole your clothes

Rolled 2

>>30814240
>ask him why he stole your clothes
>ask him why he's so scared
>ask him about himself
>other (We need a servant kid)

>>30814249
>>30814251
It's abundantly clear why he's scared.

Rolled 1

>>30814240
>ask him why he stole your clothes
>ask him about himself

Rolled 10

>>30814240
>ask him why he stole your clothes
>ask him about himself

Rolled 6

>>30814240
>>ask him why he stole your clothes
>>ask him about himself
>>make him work for us

Rolled 5

>>30814240
>ask him why he stole your clothes

"If you wanted to see me naked, well, you could have just asked."

Rolled 7

>>30814240
>first of all, tell him we're not going to hurt him
>ask him why he stole your clothes
>ask him about himself
>finish by giving him a reassuring hug, smothering him in your cleavage

Rolled 6

>>30814240
What? We should bless him, if anything. He just walked through a stoning to bring us a towel.

Rolled 4

>>30814361
I'm going with that. Poor kid just found an abandoned blanket on the beach and returned it immediately.

Rolled 10

>>30814361
>>30814353

Hahah yeah this is pretty cool.

soc + zenith = 10 2 1 10 6 5 7 = 5 successes

"...I'm not some kind of monster, you know." you call out to the thick bushes where the kid is hiding.

No reply comes, and you continue: you're quite sure he's still listening. "I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to know something: why did you take my dress?"

"...it looked expensive." you hear him muttering, still hidden.

"I imagine it is. It's a gift from Queen Amata Tai Tianna." you reply.

"...I'm sorry."

You can't help but smile. "...no, you're not. You're only sorry because you got caught. You needed the money, right? To eat. You feel like you weight ten, twenty kilos. I felt your ribs jutting out of your chest. You're not really sorry, and you shouldn't be."

You hear a frushing noise as he pops out from the undergrowth, crying from a mix of shock, fear and relief . He looks even more mangy and sickly than when you first saw him, with leaves and branches stuck in his hair and clothes like this.

"What's your name?"

"...Regis."

"Your parents?" you already guess the answer.

"Dad died at sea fishing." he replies, trying to stop sobbing and put up a brave face. "Mom caught the chills a year later." then, with a hint of pride: "I can live alone."

>let him go
>let him go, let him keep the tabard
>ask him to come back with you to Tianna, saying Amata will provide for him
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.

>>30814240
>forgive him
He DIDN'T steal our clothes. He found a piece of gold-embroidered silk discarded on the docks. Then, when we explained it was ours, he gave it back.

Picking up valuable trash abd then giving if back when he found out we intended to keep it isn't 'stealing.'

Anyway, I expect Maka has some special sympathy for a homeless orphan.

Rolled 3

>>30814527
>>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.

"You need a job, and I need an errand boy. After all, I'll need someone to look after my clothes next time I go swimming."

Rolled 10

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.
by which I mean Amata
>give him a hug, smother him in your cleavage

Rolled 9

>>30814527
>Adopt his ass, turn to locals and request food.

Rolled 9

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.
adopting random strays, Compassion, not even once

Rolled 2

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.

As much as I want to give him the tabard and waltz around naked all day, I expect that will result in some villager presenting us with his head for "stealing our dress again".

Keeping him with us is the safest option.

>>30814557
Also yeah, cleavage smother.

>>30814527
> ask him to come with us
I expect Amata will allow us a personal servant - and if not he should be easy enough to provide for regardless. We don't have a butler/seneschal yet, after all. He'll be our manservant in training.

>>30814569

And our personal oiler.

Rolled 9

>>30814527
>>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.

Kid's got guts, and that makes him worth keeping.

Rolled 5

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.
>reassuring hug

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.

>>30814569
Definitely this. Don't phrase it as adoption our charity our something. He's getting the gift of learning a valuable and elite profession (royal servantry; seriously, that's super elite) and being provided food, lodging, and so forth as payment rather than as charity.

We're going to be his caring priestess-queen, not a loving mother.

Rolled 9

>>30814527
>ask him to come with you, you will provide for him.
>hug
I'm already looking forward to Amata's reaction to this

>>30814593
Well yes, but that doesn't mean we can't be all touchy-huggy-feely. Maka's all about the physical contact.

>>30814580
Big honkin' guts for a kid. At this rate he'd dive down a Yozi's throat for us by the time he's 30.

>>30814603
If he survives that long we'll probably have used the Tiger-Warrior training on him, so he probably eats Yozi for breakfast.

Rolled 4

>>30814594
>I'm already looking forward to Amata's reaction to this
Maka: "his mother and father are dead, I had to do it. And he's cute"
Amata: "You can't just pick up strays, Maka. What if he's sick? Do you think you're ready to take care of him? That's a big responsibility."
Regis: "I'm right here, you know. I'm not a pet"
M+A: "shush, the adults are talking"

>>30814609
That comes after he goes Chestburster on Teddy.

"How about you come with me, then?" you invite him.

"...hueeh?" is his very honest, very surprised reply, filtered through his closed nose.

"I'll give you a job." you wink.

"...but I don't know how to do anything." he replies.

"It's okay. You look like a smart kid. You'll learn quickly." you put a hand on his shoulder, then gently pull him to you in a delicate hug. You feel his tense, bony body losing tension and finally relax in your arms.

"...I'm sorry..."

"I already told you, you have nothing to be sorry about." you squeeze him a bit tighter. "Just... From now on, you're only allowed to take my clothes when I ask you to." you joke.

You let him go as you realize he's struggling for air, his head stuck deeply in your soft chest. He gasps, blushing red.

"...sorry." you smile to him.

> go meet Tia/Mikahil/Rubel/Quint/Yagate (pick one)

>>30814624
>> go meet Tia

We need to find out what her plan was. Also let her know about our new allies+minion

Rolled 4

>>30814624
Better let Tia know first.

Rolled 3

>>30814624
> go meet Tia

"Meet your new Kid, Dear Husband"

Rolled 10

>>30814624
> go meet Tia

>>30814618
Tia: "Don't worry, I'll train him to be worthy of being Maka's servant" *starts pulling him away*
R: "Where are we going?"
T: " The wilderness. Killing animals with your bare hands builds character. You're young, so we'll start with wolves before moving onto bears."
R: ;_;

>>30814624
> go meet Tia

>>30814600
For sure. I just want to make sure he sees us as an employer/patron/mentor rather than a mother.

Rolled 1

>>30814637
>>30814652
Voting for same, though rolls aren't biding well.

Rolled 1

>>30814652
nope.
he's not our kid, even if we're a bit motherly from time to time

>>30814624
I'll be surprised if that Regis kid will turn into a Exalt sometime in the future...

Rolled 7

>>30814652
We're not adopting a stray, we're giving a kid a profession.

>>30814624
>go meet Tia

Rolled 2

>>30814624
this is going to end in some debauched /d/ shit eventually op, mark my words, /tg/ is not to be trusted.
such is life in soviet creation

Rolled 1

>>30814687
nah, it's just a harmless joke

>>30814687
our /u/verlords won't allow that to happen... yet.

>>30814685
>>30814676

It's a joke, guys.

Rolled 8

>>30814856
do you think Tia would notice it's a joke?

>>30814671
>rolls aren't biding well.

two successes, probably three, not bad-bad.

Rolled 4

>>30814856
>It's a joke, guys.
It wouldn't be to Tia.

>>30814863
If she doesn't, she will be the Abridged Piccolo to his Gohan. Which is even better.

>>30814652
Are we not agreed she has to woo and date us first before we agree to this whole married thing.

Plus there is a ceremony that needs to be had. We are not married yet.

>>30814920
Arguably the whole lunar bond situation counts as a preemptive wedding ceremony, but whatever.

It's not like she's ever going to take no for an answer, so it's really just a matter of how long we want to drag it out.

>>30814920
>Lunar
She claimed it to be so. That was the ceremony.

>>30814920
Yeah, I want her to romance us. She's still basically a total stranger.

Rolled 10

>>30814863
Tia: So let me get this straight. We are recruiting murderous pirates and gods to fight the Raksha. I am a shape shifting murder machine bound to you, and you intend to go fight Abyssals and Lintha. And you are brinking this scrawny kid along. Why do people say *I* am the unhinged one?

>>30814945
>Maka: "Because I have huge stonking tits, darling, and your eyes go a but wild when you smile."

>>30814945
"Because pirates and gods can't give a pedicure for shit."

>>30814920
Well, depending on EF's metaphysics just remember that we might be officially, legally and legitimately married to Tia according to whomever governs such affairs in the celestial bureaucracy.

Am I the only person curious about makas first age incarnation?
I imagine nude translucent warstrider clad murder dancing, and specialized charms to entice everyone who sees her, effortlessly and innocently ruining mortal men and women just by being near them. Dooming them to forever lust after an unattainable perfection.

Rolled 9

>>30814988
Not without the proper ceremony we are not.

Com on we want to actually have her go out on dates and such and get a engagement party, a bachelors party for the both of us, and then a wedding night.

>>30814995
Well, given Tia's reaction on meeting us I'm 80% sure Maka's first incarnation was a guy. Other than that the rest of your idea fits fine.

>>30815005
our metaphysics =/= exalted metaphysics.

If the Celestial Bureaucracy says your married, your marriage is basically carved into the structure of the universe.

>>30814995
>>30815016
As it was said that can be arranged. Boy, girl we are Exalted. A bit in twilight to get some shaping sorcery and medical knowledge and we can change from one to the other. And allow us to plonk godblooded everywhere.

>>30815005
Oh I want her to court us (it will be comically adorable) and a nice ceremony to demonstrate our love and commitment would be acceptable if a waste of time and resources if not heavily propagandized to help solidify our rule over Gem, but I'm just pointing out that any metaphysical benefits we might get out of the deal we're probably already benefiting from.

>>30815021
He's saying he wants Maka to request a courting period ands official ceremony regardless of how Wxaltedfag's Lunar Mate metaphysics works. He - and I as well - want romance and to play it all up instead of going straight to 'welp, we're married now.' Just because some heavenly justice of the peace says we're married - and everything Talon said suggests that's not the case, and that Tia is just being clingy - that doesn't mean we're not going to have our beautiful royal ceremony.

>>30815041
Why would we want to gender shift? Maka's pretty awesome the way she is.

>>30815055
Temporarily.

So we can do things like make dozens of godblooded children instead of one at a time.

Also getting Tia pregnant.

>>30815051
Pretty much.
>>30815055
Why not? Its a excellent disguise. People are searching for Maka the awesome Queen bitch of the Seas, and around the corner comes this guy, and walks past everyone not being given any grief.

Rolled 2

>>30815061
>Also getting Tia pregnant
Meh.
If we want children without Maka being pregnant then we can just summon a neohma

Hey, Exaltedfag? Last thread, some of us realized we weren't sure how many dice your average soldier has in their attack pool. I thought it was probably three, with a green recruit fresh from training likely having Physical 1 and Dawn/Warrior 1, a seasoned and elite veteran having 2/2, and your average professional soldier having 2/1 or 1/2. And untrained peasant would, of course, just be 1.

Is that accurate? Higher? Lower? It would give us a good benchmark for how good Maka is at stuff and how much better people get with training charms.

>>30815074
Just not the same.

>>30815061
Why would Maka want to let someone else bear her child? Maka has been a woman her whole life and rather seems to enjoy it. She would probably prefer to be the wife/mother with Tia being the husband/father.

>>30815097
>>30815074

Don't tell me you don't want to see those silver Lunar tattoos stretch with a pregnant belly.

>>30815061
Eh, not really my interest since I always feel like that gambit is cheating and ought to be met in kind by a DM. "You have spent ten years breeding and training a thousand sunblood enlightened children. But now, as you stair at the legions of abyssal offspring, warriors beyond number, led by their parents, marching on your domain, you can't help but wonder whether sitting on your hands for a decade was the best use of your time." Obviously it wouldn't really take a decade unless EF outlaws time dilation charms, but industrial scale production of god bloods always seemed like an antagonist favored plan to me.

>>30815097
>>30815102
>implying they can't get each other pregnant

>>30815106
>time dilation charms
Not a thing in Exalted, and it's pretty high-tier sorcery for that time-dilated Elsewhere enclave. And it warps time in the opposite direction with very little time passing within.

>>30815097
I doubt it.

We have too much stuff to do that does not afford such prolonged leisure time as pregnancy. Plus we are exalted this is probably the only excuse Maka needs to live out all her fantasies and try it all out.

>>30815102
I'm more into a hot as fuck sun priestess, pregnant and wearing a loose toga, her condition more a mark of motherly pride than an inconvenience.

>>30815139
>>30815102
Look okay guys we can have both of them pregnant, mmkay?

>>30815124
Didn't lunars get their own little pocket dimension that they could accelerate the passage of time within for the purpose of training up their solar mates and allies? Could have sworn that happened at some point.

>>30815139
>>30815102


This is making me a bit uncomfortable. Can we shelve this whole avenue of discussion, please.

>>30815134
Pregnancy doesn't require downtime except in, like, the final month for exalted women. But honestly, this is in the 'maybe someday' category for me. We're not going to make babies anytime soon unless Tia accidentally knocks us up.

>>30815157
No. Their pocket dimension has normal time flow.

>>30815134
We're exalted. Why would our pregnancy slow us down or cause issues? I can easily see Maka go toe to toe with an infernal with a baby ready to come out.

>>30815158
Beautiful motherhood makes you uncomfortable, anon?

>>30815178
Huh. Never mind then.

>>30815186
Especially with Physical plus Zenith Resistance/Survival effects. "Condition Denying Form." Remove all penalties from things like illness, poison, injury, pregnany, and so forth, including guaranteeing the child's safety to birth as long as we're still alive. Have it be a permanent, Hardship Surviving Spirit type effect.

That would be a solid charm also useful for pregnancy instead of something strictly for pregnancy.

>>30815081
Untrained civilian: 1
Green recruit: 2
Professional soldier: 3
Hardened veteran: 4
Motherfucking ninja: 5
Miyamoto Musashi: 7
Lu Bu: 8
The guy pursuing Lu Bu: 9
The guy pursuing the guy pursuing Lu Bu: 10


new post in a few minutes.

Rolled 2

>>30815236
We're only 1 better than a hardened veteran?
Let's get some more phys, people.

Btw, do we use phys or soc for dancing

>>30815236
>Lu Bu

Muh nigga.

>>30815187
>>30815186
Yes!

>>30815236
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VepXN0_usEs

Lu Bu? Yeah, this would fit right into exalted.

>>30815236
Perfect, thanks for the clarification.

So, yeah, once we get Tiger Warrior, we can train people to 3/3, and keep going as we keep leveling. That's fucking sweet.

>>30815186
Wouldn't pregnancy technically count as a disease effect? Meaning doing that would cause auto still-birth?

>>30815308
Not seeing the connection. The feats counts as being a part of the mothers body, for being another healthy part of the mother, for the duration of the pregnancy.

>>30815260
More Dawn you mean. More Dawn is only 6 Experience. More Physical is way more expensive.

And yeah, WITHOUT ANY CHARMS we're only BETTER THAN A HARDENED MILITARY VETERAN.

>>30815308
No. Charms aren't hunter-killer drones and pregnancy is natural and healthy. Also, the charm I proposed wouldn't eliminate diseases our poisons, just the penalties. Actually curing them would be a Twilight Medicine charm.

Rolled 10

>>30815326
But phys is used for more than just fighting

>>30815345
It also costs more than double what increasing Dawn costs and, since Solars are based on skills rather than attributes, wouldn't grant access to any new/better charms.

>>30815345
We could get Dawn 4 for what it would take to increase physical once, and Dawn 4 actually unlocks new, better powers for us to take. We're Solar, not Lunar, so Physical doesn't do that for us.

It takes a few minutes for Regis to calm down.

When he's done sobbing, he just says: "...I'll work for you."

"I'll be sure to treat you well." You reply. He's just too cute. Of course, he'll need to put on some weight, and decent clothes, but you'll worry about that in due time.

You realize that the sun is about to set.It's probably best to head back to the village and look for Tia and the others. "...We'll go back to town."

"But..." He replies, hesitant and fearful.

"It's all right. They aren't going to hurt you. It was all a misunderstanding. Besides, I'll be with you, right? I'll protect you." You try and give him some courage. He quietly nods.

On your way back to the village, after a bit of uncomfortable silence, he starts asking you questions.

"...So... what am i supposed to do?"

You think about it. "Well, you'll run errands for me. Run errands, like bring me clothes, help me brush my hair in the morning..." You gesture bending an arm behind your back, showing that there are points you can't comfortably reach. "...things like that. You know, a household..." You stop yourself short of using the word "servant", thinking of one that will sound cooler to a kid. "...butler."

"Will I have a uniform?"

"...Sure, why not." You say, noticing how much he seems to like the idea. "With the, er, buttons and everything. Also, well, of course, three meals a day, comfy bed whenever possible, baths..."

"Baths?"

"Your duties will also be to clean me in the bath and dry me up afterwards. Also oil me." You grin, testing how precocious this kid is. Judging by his massively flustered reaction, quite a lot.

Some more time passes. As the sun sets into twilight, you return to town. "...So you're Exalted? What does that mean?"

"...It basically means I have been given powers by a god."

He oohs, fascinated. "What god? The island god? Father Ocean?"

You shake your head and point westward. "The Sun."

He oohs some more. "...Why did he give you those powers?"

(cont.)

>>30813078
gee OP, thanks for posting on twitter letting us know this was running...

>[Conviction] He wants me to rule a kingdom in His name.
>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.
>[Valor] He wants me to be a champion of justice.
>[Temperance] He wants me to spread his faith.
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

>>30815406

>>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

>>30815406
>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

>>30815406
>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

Rolled 9

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

I'm on a network where twitter is completely blocked. Believe me, I'm looking for workarounds but none seems to work at all.

Right now I'm looking for online friends who I can trust with my password to make the post for me.

>>30815389
see
>>30813830

Rolled 9

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

He's too lazy to do his job, so he wants me to do it so he can play celestial wow

>>30815385
>>30815406

>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.


>>30815389
Shut yer yap

Rolled 2

>>30815406
>>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

>>30815406
>[Conviction] He wants me to rule a kingdom in His name.

>>30815406
willpower/compassion

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>>30815406

>[Valor] He wants me to be a champion of justice.

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

Rolled 1

>>30815406
>>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

>>30815406

>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

We are not really sure. Something good though, right?

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

By far the best answer.

Rolled 5

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

>>30815406
>[Valor] He wants me to be a champion of justice.

>>30815445
>>30815406
>>30815385


He did quite directly tell us about well JUSTICE!
Didn't he?

>[Valor] He wants me to be a champion of justice.

Rolled 2

>>30815406
>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.

Because he fucked up last time.

Rolled 8

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.
He wants his faith in humanity restored. We're not sure what that entails yet, but we're going to do our best to see it happen.

>>30815406
>>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

Rolled 1

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.
He didn't really tell us much, I think

>>30815406
Willpower.

>>30815406
willpower. we don't know yet but we're going to try to do god for ol' sunny.

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>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.
This. With a little of these added for flavor:
>[Compassion] He wants me to protect Creation.
>[Conviction] He wants me to rule a kingdom in His name.

>>30815385
>"Your duties will also be to clean me in the bath and dry me up afterwards. Also oil me."
I assume he considers these perks rather than chores.

>>30815406
>[Willpower] I don't know, but I want to find out.

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"I'm not too sure. We talked only once, and I didn't understand everything." You explain to Regis, who seems to take the statement that you had a conversation with the Sun quite in stride. "But I think he wants me to protect Creation."

"From what?" Ah, the inquisitiveness of kids.

"From... all the bad things, I imagine? The Deathlords, the Fair Folk, the demons, normal people who are being evil or stupid or both... that sort of things. I like to think that this is why I've been given these powers."

After a quick walk across town, you can't seem to find Tia. You begin to wonder what you're going to need to do to get in touch with her, when you see something you weren't expecting: Yagate White-Tooth and a small band of his savage-looking pirates. He's heavily bandaged, but standing upright on his own two feet, which is an impressive feat even accounting for his enormously robust constitution.

He seems to have been looking for you, actually. The moment he sees you, he walks straight up to you, in the middle of the road (attracting some onlookers, probably curious about how much bloodshed there will be THIS time), and flat-out says: "...We need to talk. Here. Now."

His men seem as puzzled as you are by this odd development. On his part, Regis hides behind you.

>Make it clear that he's not allowed to use that tone of voice with you
>Listen to what he has to say
>Ignore him
>Interrupt him, state your offer again
>Attack him
>Other?

>>30815435
does not help seeing as that was 3 hours ago and he only just tweeted it

Rolled 8

>>30815550
>Listen to what he has to say
Probably Tia in his form

>>30815550
>Listen to what he has to say
That's Tia shapeshifted.

>>30815550
>Listen to what he has to say

If he's going to risk getting almost killed again to talk, then it should be important.

>>30815550
>Make it clear that he's not allowed to use that tone of voice with you
Does Maka have to punch some bitch again?

>>30815550
If he's taking that tone of voice with us after the thrashing we gave him, there's probably something pretty serious going on.

>Listen to what he has to say
Make it clear that we'll give him another thrashing if it's not worth our time after taking that tone with us, though.

>>30815550
>Listen to what he has to say
It's not like we've got the strength to fight right now anyway.

>>30815550
Cross arms, raise eyebrow.

>>30815550
>>Listen to what he has to say

>>30815550
Damn. I thought the Willpower option won out.

Rolled 6

>>30815550
>Listen to what he has to say
Then talk, but it's better worth my time

>>30815550

>Listen to what he has to say
If its really him. What he has to say must be really important if he can't spare the time to drag us off somewhere where no one can see us.

>>30815590
Compassion was probably ahead when EF started writing.

>>30815570
>Probably Tia in his form
>>30815575
>That's Tia shapeshifted.

Does that mean she ate his heart?

Rolled 3

>>30815612
Or she has the knack that let's you take a form for a short time with just a drop of blood

>>30815606
Fair enough. I hope he starts making 'Writing now, voting over' posts, but it's no biggie either way.

>>30815612
You don't have to eat their heart, just drink their blood.

But yes, she probably ate him. Lunars are insanely-terrifying skinwalkers who eat your families and wear their faces with only tiny imperfections letting you know it's someone else.

>>30815590

He used both the Willpower and Compassion choices together.

That vote was suspicious as hell so it's fine either way.

"...I've decided to give up." The ferocious beastman says to you,with a tone of voice so strong and bold that you almost misunderstand the meaning of his words.

"...You mean that...?" You ask, a bit confused.

"You want the Black Eye, my ship." he states.

"I want your ship AND your service." You point out. "The ship is useless without a captain."

"You'll have to find another one, or have the crew elect a new one." He says, turning to them, who now look REALLY surprised. "...I realize that, if you want my ship, I can't exactly stop you. Take it, then. It's yours. But I can't work for you. I can't promise you any loyalty. Just... let me go. I'll disappear forever. When a captain is defeated, it's time for him to either die or retire."

>Attack him.
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.
>Let him retire, ask the crew to wait for you to pick a new captain. (among them? / from outside the crew?)
>Try and persuade him to stay as captain.
>Try and force him to stay as captain.
>Other?

>>30815669
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.
It's clearly Tia in disguise.

Rolled 2

>>30815669
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.

>>30815669
>>Try and persuade him to stay as captain.

Retire and do what, moisture farm?
He's a pirate, he's OUR pirate.

>>30815669
>Try and persuade him to stay as captain.

Give it one shot to talk him out of it, but if he really wants to leave, let him be.

>>30815590
They are about tied, so i had Maka express a mix of both.

When most of the votes are split more-or-less-equally between two or three options, I try and create a narrative that attempts to encompass all three. Rather than just going with what had 1 or 2 votes more than the others.

Of course, I'll do it when possible. If the actions are completely mutually exclusive, i'll count every single vote.

Rolled 2

>>30815669
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.

>>30815690>>30815693
It's Tia, trying to explain his disappearance.

>>30815694
Makes sense to me. Like I said, it's not biggie. I was just surprised.

>>30815669
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.
Tia either convinced him or is masquerading as him. Either way, trust that she did her job, and did it well.

Good job, Tia.

>>30815702
I don't think Tia is the subtle type.

>>30815669
>Let him retire, ask the crew to elect a new captain that will answer to you.

Eh, this works.

>>30815718
Then she might have threatened him into doing this.

Either way, we said we would trust her, and this seems like something to trust she did her job on.

>>30815682
This.

>>30815727

Of course this is just another situation highlighting why saying "I trust you, so I don't need information" to someone who says they have a plan is stupid.

>>30815756
I 100% agree. I was one of the people voting for sharing information to make sure we're not stepping on each other's toes. Operating blind is something Maka is confirmed shit at.

>>30815785
>>30815756
Third anon here agrees. Sadly i was not present then.

Oh well...

"There is nothing i can say that would make you change your mind?"

>>30815718
And I don't think eating a dude's heart to take his form is particularly subtle.

He rules by strength, and then he got humiliated. He can't lead anymore.

Of course, by that same logic, he couldn't refuse our challenge without looking weak or like a coward either, especially considering the trash we talked about him.

He pretty much never had a choice.

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Social + Zenith = 8 1 8 6 3 2 2 = 2 successes

You turn to his crew, who don't seem to know what's going on anymore. "...You guys."

"Y-yes?" Someone answers. You're pretty sure they're quite terrified of you by now. Now you just need to turn that fear into healthy respect.

"I'm assuming ownership of the Black Eye, unless anyone has anything to object."

No objections.

"Head back to your ship. Elect a new captain. As long as he's willing to deal with me, anyone willing to assume the responsibilities - and, of course, the rank and higher share of profits that come with it. If you're fine with renouncing piracy and becoming traders for me, that's all the best. Otherwise, you can stay as privateers under my contract, or become a military ship."

"O... of what navy?" Someone asks, still not having everything clear. Understandable.

"Mine." You reply, adamantly.

"...Do what she says." Yagate growls. "...It was good fighting with you boys. But you're on your own from now on. Bring my farewells to the others."

Bit by bit, the crew heads back to the ship and the crowd, seeing no blood, disperses as well, leaving you (with annexed Regis still hiding) and Yagate alone in the street.

"...It's you, right? Tia?" You lift an eyebrow.

Under your eyes, the massive beastman shrinks down to the silk-clothed shape of your Lunar mate sporting a huge, and just as sharklike, grin. "Yeah, I'm not a terribly good impersonator. Crew might suspect something, but I don't think they'll do anything stupid. I made sure of that."

"What did you do with the real Yagate?" You wonder.

"Kept him under observation for a while, from the window. It's not enough to eat their heart to turn into them, you know." You hear Regis shuddering. "There's a whole procedure. I'm more the kind that hunts by ambush rather than by chase, though, so it was quite discreet."

"...But you DID eat his heart?" You ask, still trying to picture the image.

(cont.)

"Oh, yeah." She nods, with a hint of evil gloating in her eyes and laugh. "By the way, he's huge!"

"...I did notice." You reply, confused by that statement, and by her use of the present tense. "He was almost three meters tall, and built as a brickhouse made of smaller brickhouses."

"No, I didn't mean the stature!" And she waggles her eyebrows suggestively. "I'll show you in bed tonight... Besides, it has a really weird shape, and his skin is all rough and-"

You cough. "Uh, Tia, not in front of the kid."

It's only then that she notices Regis. He looks at her, still half-hidden behind you.

"Oh!" She exclaims. "How did you manage that in just two days? Besides, I'm pretty sure I've been careful the night before yesterday."

You're not sure how to reply to her nonchalant statements, except maybe to note that that night was anything BUT careful. After a few seconds of Tia being crazy, you find the right words: "Er, no, no, he's just an orphan from here in the village. The people were about to stone him - well, long story short, I stepped in and offered him a job."

"A job?" She replies.

You look at him. "He's my butler. Oh, right, Regis, this is Tia, my-"

"I'm Maka's husband."

Poor kid looks WAY out of his depth now, but he still manages to reply "Uh, pleased to meet you."

"He's adorable." Is her first reply, sending a shiver down both your spines. "Are we adopting him?"

Deciding to change the subject fast before this gets weird in front of a 13-years-old kid, you talk about...

>...how to handle our relationship.
>...how her "eat its heart, wear its skin" power works.
>...what to do now. (more recruiting / resting / meeting up with Mikahil / what else?)
>...any suggestions or ideas she might have.
>...praising her for a well done job.
>...scolding her for doing a sloppy job.
>...how your day has been.
>...something else?

Rolled 1

>>30815993
>Job well done
>Regroup with Michael. We've got what we came for and he's got to be places.

>>30815993
>"Oh!" She exclaims. "How did you manage that in just two days? Besides, I'm pretty sure I've been careful the night before yesterday."
Oh how I love our waifu/husbando/thing

>...how to handle our relationship.
&
>...praising her for a well done job.
but try to make it clear that while we trust her, we want to know what she's going to do and be informed, we don't want to be caught unawares by her actions

>>30815993
>...praise her for a job well done
>...suggest we find somewhere more private to spend the night

>>30815993

>...praising her for a well done job.
>...what to do now. (resting)

We are all out of motes/Essence. We need to rest up a bit so we can use our charms again.

Rolled 5

>>30815993
>>Good a job, we're done here

We can talk relationship when the kid's not nearby to be traumatised

Rolled 1

>>30815993
>praising her for a well done job.
>go back to Tianna, try to organize some iron for your men and spend the rest of the time resting

>>30815993
Relationship talk time!

Rolled 10

>>30816023
forgot to roll

Rolled 4

>>30815993
>praise
>go back
>wait with the relationship talk until we're not with a little kid

Rolled 4

>>30815993
>...praising her for a well done job
>...what to do now. resting / meeting up with Mikahil

Rolled 4

>>30815993
seconding >>30816025

I want to request/subtly demand a proper romancing, but this is probably not the time.

She's not entitled to us without going through the proper courting.

>>30816092
Agreed. I want her to make us swoon.

>>30816092
>>30816108
We do sleep with her, but we sleep with lots of people. There's a difference between being lovers and being husband and wife, at least for Maka.

Rolled 2

>>30815993
Good job, mikhail, rest, in that order.

Rolled 10

>>30816092
>>30816108
also agreed, I'm totally fine with ruining some furniture with her, but I want her to try and earn it too, and not just assume nighttime is sextime automatically

sure, we're going to fuck the living shit out of her, but she could at least court us when we're not rolling around naked

Rolled 4

>>30816121
seconding this

Rolled 4

>>30816121
>>30816137
remember to tell the second pirate ship where to show up, too

>>30816131
Well currently she's in the same category as Amata (and Amata's children), (i.e. people we're fond of that we're happy to sleep with) she's just got bigger aspirations.

She needs to learn that she's actually going to have to work her way to achieving said aspirations, though, instead of just claiming them outright immediately.

>>30816152
Exactly. She's a lover and a friend, but she needs to romance us if she's going to claim husband.

Rolled 10

>>30815993
>...praising her for a well done job.
>Meet up with Mikahil
Also tell her we got some elementals on board.

>>30816181
>she needs to romance us if she's going to claim husband.
Sharkdick.

"...In any case, well done, Tia. You did well." You decide some praising is in order. You were a bit worried about her plan, but it seems to have worked.

She smiles and leans onto you, clearly requesting, or rather, demanding, a hug as payment, which you oblige.

"...Let's get back to that inn and get a bed for the night. It was... a busy day. Besides, we still need to catch up with Mikahil."

"And that Iohannes Quint pirate fellow, unless you're giving up on him." Tia points out as you make way to the rickety whorehouse that is probably not deserving of being called an "inn".

"I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Tomorrow's the last day, right? We might still manage to find more allies."

She nods. "Yep. The others are waiting us at Azure Lake at the dawn of the day after tomorrow."

"...I'm hungry." Regis helpfully points out. In fact, you yourself have not exactly enjoyed many regular meals these days.

A thought then strikes you: this dress (which is basically all you're carrying) doesn't exactly have pockets, and even if it had, you never carried money in Tianna, relying on Amata for everything. But you can't exactly ask anybody to put anything on the Royal Family's tab here in this pirate haven, can you?

You stop in front of the door to the whorehouse, thinking about the problem for a moment.

>Ask Tia if she can handle it.
>Ask to put everything on a tab.
>Try and fast-talk it out.
>Point out to the owner that you're Exalted and asking for money from you would be unwise.
>Ask the owner to be charitable and offer you food and board for the night for free.
>Try and steal or pickpocket the money.
>Offer your tabard as payment.
>Offer your services as payment.
>Offer Tia's services as payment.
>Offer Regis' services as payment.
>Admit that you have no money and try and find a zero-cost accommodation.

Rolled 8

>>30816197
>Ask Tia if she can handle it.

Another use for our new butler, carrying stuff for us

>>30815993
>>30815975
>meet up with Mikahil
>Take over the last Captain
>Take over the island/town
>Get a bed for some shuteye.

Lets get this done right so when we come here we don't have to do it again.

>>30816197
>Go take sharkboy's loot.
Dude was a pirate captain. We killed him and took his stuff. Presumably that includes large portions of his petty cash.

>>30816197
>>Ask to put everything on a tab.

We're an Exalted currently taking over the local shipping lanes and in good standing with the nearest large city.
It's not exactly like we're going to disappear.

Rolled 8

>>30816197
>sleep on one of our new ships

>>30816197
>Offer your services as payment.
A Quick fuck with a Smoking hot Solar Exalted has to be at least worth a room and a meal.

>>30816197
I don't really want to mooch off of Tia as well, considering we're already mooching off of Amata, especially if we're then going to turn around and start demanding things like a proper courting from Tia.

We'll come off like an ungrateful freeloader.

Rolled 1

>>30816225
but then we'd wake up the next morning cuddling with Tia while on the seafloor surrounded by what used to be our ship

>>30816197
>Offer your services as payment.

Rolled 8

>>30816197
> Put it on a tab.
We have two Pirate ships under our command. They are not going to change base or anything so might as well open up a tab and pay up once we come back from our mission. Plus i am sure some ship crew or officers use the in so they don't want to loose customers.
> Iohannes Quint
Lets try to get him tonight. Once we wake up we can take over the town, if there is so much as a organized administration of it, and if not we are going to make one once we come back from punching fae. And pay our tab.

Rolled 9

>>30816225
this

the captain's cabin should be reasonably comfortable. Just remind Tia to not sink our ship

Rolled 10

>>30816197
>Offer your services as payment.

>>30816253
>>30816243
Make your mind up, /tg/ dice.

>>30816197
>Ask to put everything on a tab.
no service offering, guy's just a mortal

Rolled 3

>>30816214
A good point.
>>30816225
Also a good thought.

Rolled 7

>>30816243
>but then we'd wake up the next morning cuddling with Tia while on the seafloor surrounded by what used to be our ship
just remind her to hold back

>>30816214
Now THAT is a good idea.

Rolled 5

>>30816214
seconding this

>>30816214
this

Rolled 10

>>30816197
>Admit that you have no money and try and find a zero-cost accommodation.
We usually seem to go honest and social, so why ruin that?

>>30816197
>Offer your services as payment.

Do a little dance?

>>30816288
This anon has a point, I'll second either this or sleeping on one of our new ships.

>>30816312
I was just thinking that, anon. Probably win some of populace over to us, as well.

Rolled 7

>>30816197
>Offer your services as payment.

We have a body, we should make good use of it.

Rolled 4

>>30816288
>>30816247
>>30816246
>>30816214

So , tab and pay with sharkboys cash?

>>30816367
Or we could not whore ourselves to everyone for everything we want all the time, whenever we decide punching isn't going to cut it.

Rolled 10

>>30816412
pretty much.

>>30816214
seems legit

>>30816412
But Sex and Violence are our most effective actions so far!

Rolled 9

>>30816435
and dancing
why does everyone forget about the dancing

>>30816435
but we only sex awesome people
this is a bartendr

>>30816442
Don't forget making allies. We're fucking slick when it comes to making allies.

>>30816453
Ehh, yes and no. We make a lot of big promises, but we haven't delivered on much, and so far we're mostly a liability to almost all of our allies.

For everything we do for each of them, they have to pull our ass out of the fire or smooth over the consequences of our stupid actions three times.

How many times has Tia saved us? How many political mines have we stepped on that Amata's had to defuse?

>>30816489
That's /tg/ in a nutshell, overconfident and undercompetent.

>>30816489
And how much have we done as far as saving Tianna and scoring it allies is concerned?

We're actually doing an extremely solid job. We're one battle, one 24 hour fuck-marathon, and one sexy oil dance away from securing an alliance with three Lunars and their tribes, patronage of the island's primary volcano goddess, and an entire elemental court.

>>30816504
We're only going to get away with it because we're bubbly and ditzy and hot for so long.

I mean, Tia will probably stick with us, protect us, and help us no matter what we do because we're her waifu and she's smitten with us, but the rest are eventually going to get sick of our shit.

>>30816521
>We're actually doing an extremely solid job. We're one battle, one 24 hour fuck-marathon, and one sexy oil dance away from securing an alliance with three Lunars and their tribes, patronage of the island's primary volcano goddess, and an entire elemental court.
True, but considering our track record I'm not exactly confident we'll actually deliver on this without fucking things up somehow.

I mean, I HOPE we will, but I'm not really expecting it.

>>30816521
Definitely this. We've already saved Tianna from being conquered and almost single-handedly rebuilt its walls. The closest we came to bungling things is startling people when we cleared the streets of rubble and spoiled - then personally resolved - a counter-espionage op.

We're actually doing fantastically. People who keep calling Maka a fuckup are pretty much completely wrong.

>>30816538
Blame the dice. Even when /tg/ does make good plans, the random number generator can and will make us fuck up.

>>30816538
>our track record
Our track record is fantastic. We've only made two mistakes, personally fixed one of them, and resolved the other by single-handedly carrying a quarry's worth of stone to fix a wall. Maka is doing GREAT. If she knew how to run a business, she would be strictly fantastic.

Running a business is the ONLY thing she's had a hard time of so far. She's got a lot more going for her than just sex and violence.

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"...Actually, Tia?"

"Huh?" She turns around just as she was about to enter the establishment.

"...we have a ship in dock, we can sleep there." You point out.

"But I wanted to do a cool scene where we walk in and I toss the purse that I took from Yagate on the counter and say "Give us your best room and send us all of your whores" and then while everyone is surprised I'd sweep you off your feet and walk upstairs-"

"Right, we're definitely sleeping on our ship." You reply. Regis seems to enjoy your impromptu comedy skit.

So you head back to the Bloodshark. On board there's just a skeleton crew, including Rubel Sareni, who welcomes you back onboard.

"So I heard you've become the talk of town." He says, looking impressed. "You got in a fight with Yagate Sharktooth, got him to leave you his ship and abandon piracy - good riddance I might add - disappeared into the sea and returned, made a scene walking naked all around town, and saved a kid from being stoned.

"What." Tia replies, depressed. "And I missed that?"

"...Tia." You point out. "You already saw me naked. Why are you sad? What would have changed if you had been there?"

"That I would have seen you naked some more?" She replies, clearly missing the point of your question.

"...I'm sorry, who is she?" Yagate asks, pointing at Tia. At this point, you decide to just let her introduce herself with what's quickly becoming her signature phrase.

"I'm Tia. Maka's husband."

He scratches his forehead. "Your, er, husband is very affectionate." He says.

In response, she grabs your arm and begins dragging you away. "We're getting a room."

As you vanish below deck, you hear a crewman in the background complaining to the captain: "See? THIS is what happens when we leave our women on land alone with each other for too long! Man, I hate Storm Mothers."

The conversation continues with Regis asking Rubel is he can make himself useful on board, but you can't follow it as it becomes too faint and distant.

(cont.)

>>30816555
>"But I wanted to do a cool scene where we walk in and I toss the purse that I took from Yagate on the counter and say "Give us your best room and send us all of your whores" and then while everyone is surprised I'd sweep you off your feet and walk upstairs-"
Damn it Tia stop making me love you.

We need romancing first!

I am endlessly amused that we're totally the waifu and she's totally the protag in this situation.

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>>30816555
>"See? THIS is what happens when we leave our women on land alone with each other for too long! Man, I hate Storm Mothers."
Those damn Storm Mothers, turning women into lesbians.

The Ocean Father and other water/ocean spirits/gods adamantly agree, by the way. They LOVE when women get to come see them, and hate the Storm Mothers for being such cunts. But, then, the Storm Mothers can throw you an entire league with a gust of wind while nailing you with lightning the entire way, so what can you do?

>>30816555
>As you vanish below deck, you hear a crewman in the background complaining to the captain: "See? THIS is what happens when we leave our women on land alone with each other for too long! Man, I hate Storm Mothers."
HA!

Come to think of it, I wonder if the West continues real-world navies' proud tradition of male-male sodomy.

>>30816584
>I am endlessly amused that we're totally the waifu and she's totally the protag in this situation.
Agree 100%. She's the protagonist who does cool shit and sees situations as scenes to be prepared in advance. We're the waifu who's fantastic at fighting and fucking, getting pleased by her, and constantly doing cool shit with her support.

Perfect inversion of the standard quest waifu situation.

Rolled 7

>>30816599
>Come to think of it, I wonder if the West continues real-world navies' proud tradition of male-male sodomy.
In creation, everyone's bi

>>30816599
>Come to think of it, I wonder if the West continues real-world navies' proud tradition of male-male sodomy.
It does. Most of the world also does Spartan-style 'brother in arms' sodomy. Creation is faggy as fuck, and I love it.

>>30816601
It's like waifu quest, except the protag isn't a total fucking asshole we want to get the hell away from.