>>30937759
We trained Ruby to be a mini ranger, she should be ok waiting outside for a bit while we get a license.

>>30937880
more like samefagging amirite

>>30937759
Maybe just try to talk to the guards, see what the issue actually is, what papers we need, whether we can openly carry weapons and whatever.
Also no neck snapping.

>>30937919
This. Maybe we can get Ruby to hide in a bush or somethin, while we look around for what they're on the look out for.
Might be able to find a sewer or something.

>>30937959
yo whats the deal with that
I hear there's drama between qtg people and mr bones but I'm too newfag to know about it
what happened?

>>30937919
also this is sensible and deserves my support

>>30937958
>>30937919
Either this, or we find a caravan that seems like they're open to a little bridery, and hide our way inside. We got cash after all.

Or maybe just go in and get a license...hell I dunno.

Janitor has completely saved the day.

Let's move along.

>>30937908
>>30937919
>>30937958

So hide Ruby, chat to the guards and see what's up?

>>30938021
Basically. They're probably just on the look out for fantasy weed or something like that. I doubt they're looking for monster smugglers.

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>>30938021

>>30938423
Is "magic" normally intended to include monstergirls? If not, just bring Ruby in.

>>30938423
He didn't say anything about no monstergirls, so bring her in. Don't hide her though, we don't want any trouble. we'll be getting into enough of that with this teacher guy.

>>30938486
>>30938547

A license is needed, but monstergirls aren't inherently magical. Walking in openly wouldn't be allowed without the proper paperwork

>>30938693
How do we get that?

>>30938693
ugh dumb licenses
ok original plan of asking her to wait outside for a bit while we pick up a license

>>30938716
>>30938724

Leave her outside and inquire into licenses, then?

>>30938754
With or without this?

>>30938762
>Leave her outside and inquire into licenses, then?
That works, and yes, include dickings.

>>30938762
I'm ok with or without the blowjob.

>>30938762
Include the dicking

Ignore >>30938826

>>30938862
Can it be loving facefucking instead?

>>30938868
seconding

>>30938862

It doesn't usually.

>>30938762

My vote is for loving throatfuck.

>>30938868
I hope so.

>>30938938
Jesus anon, just go to /d/ or /h/ or something if you're that impatient.

>>30938898
>>30938938
that's not even arousing though
it just makes you feel bad

>>30939011
that's pretty disturbing

>>30939095
I never said I liked that. You have no basis on which to judge me.

>>30939011
I would be behind you, but that's only good for me if there's some kind of fundamental karmic retribution. All that Ruby's done is be mildly annoying; she doesn't really deserve that kind of rough, cruel treatment.

>>30939410
plus we gave her coaching on ranging and being less annoying, she's perfect now

>>30939469
Don't know about perfect, but I'd agree that a violent facefucking at this point would seem kind of weird.

>>30939545
that's awful anon
you hear things from some terrible people

>>30939545
>I enjoy it more when there isn't
Really? You don't find anything particularly arousing about abusing the abuser? That seems so weird to me.

Come on Mr Bones, this circular debate about facefucking is starting to get really stale.

>>30939625
>It's too overdone and there's not enough despair.
There's always the bait and switch of, "oh, if you do what I want I'll [x]," then when she debases and degrades herself completely in order to get [x], "haha, just kidding, bitch, oh, and things will get worse if you resist me." That's easy despair points.

>>30939680
Which is even better without the flimsy moral justification of karmic retribution.

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>>30939676

Sorry the lewds take longer.

>>30939676
It's all one guy.

>>30939738
Like we planned. Rough and cruel facefucking.

Nah, let's go get that stupid monster license so we don't have a retread of the last couple threads.

>>30939738
tell her we need to get a license to bring her into the town, and ask for her to wait here for a bit.

>>30939738
I really want to molest the lamia and see if we can get her to come as a reward, but I guess that can wait until we've actually ventured into the town and found out what we need to do to get a license and such.

>>30939738
Guess it's time to get that license. Make sure she knows stick close to this spot and stay out if sight till our return

>>30939827
>>30939835
>>30939878
>>30939881

Right. Writan.

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>>30940030

Rolled 13

>>30940160
Hopefully I can remember how to do this.

Rolled 13

>>30940160

>>30940160
You only take the first roll, right?

>>30940246

Yes.

>>30940204
nice roll
I can also support >>30939878
and maybe ask that guard about his name

>>30940575
Get a place to stay, engage in some celebratory molestation and tomorrow we go find the dude who wants us to kill another dude so we can do the thing we want to do.

>>30940575
Aquire a room and then go find food and drink. Might learn something while out

>>30940575
This is a pretty big city right?
Hell, let's show the girl the sights. Would be nice to know what's going on in this place too.

Oh also, get something to eat for us too, so we don't pass out.

>>30940575
do >>30940658
but remember to say hi to Miranda on the way back in

>>30940658
>>30940777

Shall I combine this with

>>30940698
>>30940777

So find some food and look around, get some lewd and get a room alright?

>>30940854
Sounds good to me

>>30940854
yeah
we owe her for all those bjs

>>30940924
Indeed, even if that's how she eats.
I forget if we've done any other lewd with her. But may as well get started now.

>>30940854
> get some lewd
Be sure to be nice about it!

Since it'll presumably take you a while to finish up the scene where we fuck Ruby, might as well post this here. I started it in response to some recent shitstorms, but I finished it in honor of your return. QTG smut part 2:

http://pastebin.com/yiZtDPjT

>>30941189
...Wait, there's a part 2? Where's part 1?

>>30941255
Added the link to the start of the pastebin. It's here.

http://pastebin.com/jBkBuegU

DAMMIT!

I leave for a couple of weeks and Mr Bones returns! Now I have to catch up with all the smu- I mean stories he has written!

>>30941189
>>30941306
Weird how sexualizing an inanimate idea like that can be so hot.
Nice work mate.

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I'm going to have to postpone until next thread. Time really got on with the delays and I'm exhausted.

Thank you for participating and keeping up everyone!

>>30941189
Also that is great work anon.

Twitter: @MrBonesQuest
Archive: http://pastebin.com/RLSs8Yve

I'll be around for maybe ten minutes for criticism, suggestions and questions before I fall asleep.

>>30941841

Well Mr Bones started the trend himself with the IRC and Captcha rapefics

>>30941887

I'm sure it's been done before.

And dear god I wish I'd proof read them because people share them with all the terrible typos.

>>30941861
Aw. Well it was nice to have a thread again. I was worried you actually did get run off by QTG and/or died via some horrible accident, or just internetly.

>>30941861
Yeah, it was good to see you back and at it again, I do hate it when QM's I like just disappear into the ether. Fun thread even with the bumpy start.
We gonna start the next thread with lewds? Just I would recommend not putting it the OP.

>>30942117
>We gonna start the next thread with lewds?

I think that would be a good idea as I could write them in advance without railroading.

I'll have the standard set-up post in OP first of course.

>>30941917
The advantages of pastebin, my brother.

When I first posted part 1, this:
>pulling her sloppily towards your cock.

Was this:
>pulling her sloppily towards her cock.

As you might imagine, I was very distressed when I realized my mistake.

>>30941861

Thanks for running!

Bump for OP

>>30947853

Why would you be bumping?

That's just weird. The thread is over.

>>30949425

Hey!

Stop bumping!

Inb4 this turns into the new quest thread general

>>30949732
>implying it wasn't already

>>30949732
>>30950663
Maybe now that the thread is over someone can answer my question


>>30937986

>>30952873
Quit trying to rustle up drama, asshole.

>>30952936
lol I'm not, I'm genuinely curious what the story is

I figure there aren't much better places to say than a quest thread that has ended. There's no one here to start drama with.

>>30952962
Fuck off already. We dont want you here

>>30952980
Why are you so mad about it lol?

>>30952873

Some people claimed he wrote rapefics. Then they started samefagging his threads and making troll threads pretending to be his quest and generally trying to give him a bad name.

Qtg was full of that shit for like a week, when finally the MBIDF fought back and he returned.

This thread got samefagged before Mr Bones' resident janitor helped him out.

That's about it. He posted in qtg a few too many times and he got some attention for being a moderately popular smut quest so the hate campaign spawned.

>>30952873
Mr Bones has not always been the most clever in his posts in QTG, and smut QMs tend to get shit on more than is normal (both from the purity brigade and from the "not my fetish" brigade). I think that's really about it. He held part of the vote on what his next TAQ (this one) would have as an MC (Psion/Swordsage/Paladin/Druid) in QTG. Some people seem to think he threatened to write a rapefic about Angelic, even though neither he nor Angelic can recall the alleged events.

>>30953008
>>30953021
alright, thank you!

>>30953008
>the MBIDF fought back
God, that sounds so, so gay.

And if you guys fought so hard, then why didn't you participate in his thread, it was goddamn graveyard shift up in here.

>>30953044
>four responses per post
>graveyard shift
I run a quest and it's high tide when we get five. Also, people tend to read, but not vote, in a quest (I also do this a lot), because everyone else is voting for something they generally agree with and they don't care too much.

>>30953068
Four responses over like 45 minutes.

>>30953074
Look at:
>>30940658
>>30940674
>>30940698
>>30940777
Four responses over about five minutes.

>>30953068
yea, when the option you want has already won, not much point in adding another vote

>>30953044

I use the term derisively.

Bones is great but some of the fans really get trolled easily.

>>30953008
>Some people claimed he wrote rapefics
This would be a problem why? Hell I'd love to read a rapefic by him

>>30953494
They were supposedly about Angelic, well-known as QTG's moe mascot for QMs who never update.

>>30953494

He did two about irc and two about captcha.

Which is presumably where the rumours spawned from

They're funny and hot. I'd share if I wasn't mobile right now.

In the meantime maybe we should make this a discussion thread?

And also whine about where the rogue series went.

Sundalia ;_;

>>30953272
They also spam their shitty smut in other quest threads.

>>30953744
That was some faggot troll, probably you.

>>30953744

To be fair that happened for the first time today, and he spammed it here just like everywhere else. It's not exactly a fan contribution. It's just a random smut.

>>30953771
I posted it here and in QTG, some asshole C&Ped it over to the Hero Quest in an unusually creative and interesting but still annoying as fuck troll.

>>30953605
Jack is stabbing people for the Queen now, going out on adventures with his monster-girl(s) and kids, looking swag in his royal assassin clothes whenever he comes back to the palace.

>>30953905
>>30953605
Bones confirmed he died a while back

>>30953905
>The King really did turn out to be a good husband and the broest of bro's
>Jack was making them threesomes with The King and Queen

This is canon now

>>30953931
Of old age
A hundred years ago
I want to believe ;_;

>>30953931

I don't think so. He said he would return to rogue at some point

>>30953949
No, dead in a ditch dead.

I made a discussion QTG for us, btw

>>30954061

Pitiful. Its not like anyone actually falls for it.

>>30954165
I dont get why so many anons are jealous of Mr Bones

>>30954519
A man who can write his own smut is a man who is truly free, anon.

>>30954584
Not really. Most smut writers have trouble getting off to their own material.

>>30954606
I've never had that trouble.

How do you even know it's any good if you can't jerk to it?

>>30954640
Its the tomato garden metaphor. You look at it and say yourself ''damn them some fine ass tomaters'' but the gardener can only see the weeds, the slight wilt on the leftmost stalk, the uneven soil distribution, etc.

>>30954689
That's what editing is for.

>>30954689
When I write smut, I have an idea, start fapping and it just kinda comes to me then I stop to write a bit, and alternate until it is done. Finally I edit the inevitable problems and its done