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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>We joined the Queen of the World as she went on a quest to find some new artifacts for her home. Joining her was the former S-Class Hero, Lyrical Princess Raindrops. Together they found some ruins filled to the brim with artifacts. Inside they also found a terrible secret...
>But enough about that. This time we join a character who isn't having a very good day.
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>>30939084
haha, time for Quest!
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Blue? Who's blue font??
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>>30939113
Could be Anti-Hero. Or Caffornicator
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>>30939113
or Ben
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So hype.
Much excite.
Very quest.
Wow.
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>Bridgette slumps on her kitchen counter, having consumed almost an entire bottle of vodka. Being part monster makes it hard to get drunk and even after having this much she is barely getting a buzz.
>The last few weeks have not been easy on her. She feels like she's to blame for killing a man, got rejected by Rena, lost a leg, lost a chunk of her powers, her brother suddenly shacked up with a magical girl hero, and now she's almost out of alcohol.
>She hasn't even been in the mood to do villainy. It's just been dull.

I've never before had a day where burning down a building and causing chaos -didn't- seem like a good idea.
Sometimes I wonder if there's some greater being out there who's mission in life is to make my own miserable.
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>>30939148
Or Cynthia or Bridgette. It did say character, not hero.
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>>30939159
Cheer up!
Go rob a bank or something.
And grow out your hair.
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>>30939159

Ponder what it is about villainy that makes you happy, it could be that you've tricked yourself into living an fulfilling lifestyle. It is also possible that you will just realize you need more of the same underlying principals, perhaps getting more villainous.
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>>30939159
Robogunleg is a fucking awesome thing to have though
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>>30939159
Do you have a paternal grandmother and if so does she highly disapprove of her daughter-in-law?
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>>30939159
Have you considered getting a pet or playing video games?
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>>30939202
Tricked yourself into living an unfulfilling lifestyle***
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>>30939159
I have it on pretty good authority that God is cool with lesbians, so it can't be that.
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>>30939159
get a haircut
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>>30939159
>got rejected by Rena
Oh, come on. You didn't get rejected, as such. She still likes you as much as she ever has.

She's just... kind of got a big blind spot for things of a romantic or sexual nature.

That's fine, just means you need to find someone else to do the nasty with for now. In the meantime, you've always got someone to play Mario Kart with.

...well, maybe not Mario Kart. Bitch is fucking unbeatable at that.
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>>30939159
Let me tell ya, you're not the only one who's too sober for this.
Well, when booze fails you, try ice cream. Or drugs. Or ice cream drugs.
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>>30939159
You do know a hero may or may not be raping your older sister right?
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>>30939159
New quest:

Acquire more alcohol, try to forget about the woman who broke your heart! And villainy just isn't the same without a steamy hatred/love of your arch nemesis, huh?
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>>30939159
Eh, looking at it as being rejected isn't quite right.

Maybe you should get a hobby. How about gardening?
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>>30939159
Maybe if you did something with your hair.
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>>30939159
Well, you should be glad, actually. Perhaps not about the 'killing a guy' thing, but you're still friends with Rena, you're gonna have a kickass robo-leg, and your brother is most likely happier than he has been in quite a while.
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>>30939159
It's not your fault.

Shadowman tried to get in Rena's pants and failed too.
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>>30939214
Well, she tried to get Rena... that's like pet with video games.
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>>30939159
YES
IT'S US

WE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR MISERY

But seriously we need to get you out of that rut. Maybe we can find you a nice ladyfriend? Are there any things you can summon that are attractive? Wait nevermind that's horrible, they wouldn't be able to say no.

Why not experiment with your summoning power anyway? Try summoning the thing that stole your shapeshifting power. Maybe you can force it to give it back.
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>>30939231
Whatever is happening, it is probably violent, and Caffornicator is discovering a new (or rediscovering an old) fetish.
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>>30939217
That's just one of a thousand possible reasons less.
>>30939159
Glue money to the floor.
Laugh as people try to take it.
Cheap thrills, but you need to start somehow.
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>>30939159
Considering how everything is televised? Probably.

Anyway, sitting there and drinking won't solve anything. You could go out, do some shopping, hang around some friends or something. Maybe go bug Cynthia or something - you two are in the same boat considering Sparkle and Ben.

If that fails, you can always be the best aunt and mess with the baby.
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>>30939251
Mohawk!
Mohawk!
Mohawk!
Cheer on, let's convince her.
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>>30939268
You fool! You posted with your trip on!
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>>30939159
you need to get laid.

go find caffornicator
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>>30939231
I thought Caffornicator already said she doesn't rape? She just hits on people heavily and offers herself to them, and has a good amount of sex as a result.

So she's trying to seduce MM+, I guess. Which will either end in her getting bitten a lot, getting what she wants, or both.
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>>30939159
Dump Rena as your arch. We need to move on and put as much distance between us as possible. That girl is nothing but bad news.
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>>30939202
>>30939216

Expanding on this, stop half-assing it. People always feel like shit when they're living a half-assed life, figure out what you want and go at it hardcore. Dislike being responsible for someone dying so much? be a hero, not a kinda nice villain. That, or get over it with the realization you are just insecure about your desires, go full ham evil.
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>>30939299
Why fool?
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>>30939263
>WE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR MISERY
You mean aroused?

Also we totally are not.
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>>30939312
Well, posting with your trip in another QM's quest or in QTG is usually a bad idea.
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>>30939159
>Sometimes I wonder if there's some greater being out there who's mission in life is to make my own miserable.
YES. IT IS I.
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>>30939159
Out of curiosity, are you villains constantly filmed like heroes are?
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>>30939342
Well he/she/it is usually not that badly received. It could work out.
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>>30939342
>posting with your trip in another QM's quest
> in QTG
entirely different things. neither of them are inherently bad. and if there is anyone immune to it is Angelic.
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maybe.

and I'm just spitballing here


You could try being a hero?

I know, I know. Nonsense, right? Never met anyone as "into" being a villain as you.

Still, gotta be worth thinking about, I guess. Did you ever try it before?
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>>30939210
It is pretty awesome, I'll admit. And it has full sensory too.

>>30939217
What in the world is this

>>30939221
My hair is already short.

>>30939214
I'm not one for animals. Video games are fine but ... Yeah. I could play some games.

>>30939226
Yeah, I know. And I really don't blame her for that. I can't change her any more than I can change myself. Well... I used to be able to change pretty easily but... You get my meaning.

>>30939256
... Yeah. That's true. I'm sorry, I'm just being a depressive jerk. I guess I just like to mope about sometimes.

>>30939268
That's pretty damn evil.

>>30939196
... Maybe I will. I could do with a new hairstyle. Just nothing short. I can't stand really short hair.

>>30939231
What.

>Bridgette calls up her sister. Cynthia answers.

C: "Hello my dear little sister~"

"Hey, sis. Are you okay?"

C: "Of course I am~ Why do you ask?"

>She hears someone groaning in pain in the background.

"What was that?"

C:"Nothing, dear~ Now if you'll excuse me I'm rather busy."

>She hangs up.

That... That doesn't seem good. She usually tells me when she's committing villainy. Invites me along, even.
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>>30939159
Break into some rich guy's house and steal his expensive booze.
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>>30939342
>hating on Angelic
That's like.. physically impossible.
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>>30939159
Don't be silly. If there's a greater entity in charge of everything that's happening, then surely your misery is only a byproduct and not a goal of his plans.
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>>30939387
tell Cynthia to go easier on caffornicator
that is way too much blood
and cafornicator is a nice girl
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>>30939387
It's fineeeeee.
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>>30939387
You have to investigate! She could be in trouble!
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>>30939387
>My hair is already short.
Well grow it.
>Ponytail
it looks great on you. believe me. i know. i've seen it.
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>>30939387
Let's go check on her then, no need to sit here and mope when we could at least see what crazy shit sis is up to.

Also, I highly recommend dropping Rena as your arch. You need distance, and the magic just isn't there any more.
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>>30939405
How is that any LESS depressing, again?

>>30939299
Yea that... seems to have occurred, if not fully intentionally.
>>30939342
> QTG
> Quest
Different thing.
Anyway, going into cover.
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>>30939387
Tell Cynthia to realize that Callifornicator is the only woman that will ever love her for who she is.
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>>30939387
It's fine. But you could go spy on her.

Oooooor you could try summoning Quantum Kitty and force it to give you back your shapeshifting powers. Maybe even all the powers it stole. Then kill it? Maybe? Well, interrogate it first and find out why it's been doing all this shit.
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You know what you need?

Some good old-fashion Revengeance on the mofo who took your shapeshifting.

Which means, among other things, you need to find out who he is, and where he be at and how you can best make him really regret stealing your power.

And that means info. Where do villains go to find out stuff? You've gotta have some shadowy info-broker, right?
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>>30939458
She also apparently loves to get mauled. Don't discriminate against their love.
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>>30939387
Go to a weapons range, test abilities of new leg.
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>>30939387
It's cool. She's doing some nasty things.
But not villainy things. You don't want to get involved, just call her later.

Go heck Villains HQ, bully some new recruits or something.
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>>30939387
Well, in moments like these, it is better to just stay out of Cynthia's way. Don't you have any friends other than Rena?
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>>30939458
You mean that she's the only woman that would ever want to be with Cynthia, right? Our favorite Christmas Cake needs to grab somebody while she still can. Got to at least try to show that Sparkle bitch that she can be happy on her own.
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>>30939217
what is that, and where is it from?
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>>30939387
>My hair is already short.
Mohawk!
Mohawk!
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>>30939387
>already short
NO, get your hair cut so it's longer
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>>30939463
>Summons quantum kitty
>"Gimme back my powers and then kill yourself!"
>"lolno"
>Gets the rest of her powers stolen
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>>30939387
Let's go see your sister
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>>30939497
You don't want her to answer that
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>>30939387
What powers do you still have?
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>>30939387
>groaning in pain
are you sure it's pain
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>>30939443
> Ponytail
My fellow voice of African descent.
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>>30939507
Cynthia also has to consider that Californicator is a human vibrator.
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>>30939387
Do villains have the same sort of "suit upgrade" thingy that heroes do?
If they do, then go spend some money to get yourself an ubersuit.
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>>30939549
>Long
Best.
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>>30939549
Long4Ever.
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>>30939387
what do you do when you're not villaining?

let's do that!
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>>30939549
>Up-do.
YES!
Long is fine too.
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>>30939549
>>30939443
If Rena is ever gonna be turned, this shall be the reason.
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I hear boxing at the gym is a great way to relieve stress.
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>>30939572
>>30939599
You only say that because she actually smiles in that one
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>>30939631
Long is the look of pure bliss. Of content happiness. It's the hairstyle that wins her the Rena.
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>>30939549
Bridgette, girl, what's your problem with pigtails? They look good on you. You shouldn't look so down.
Ponytail is a best though.
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>>30939549
Ponytails really turn me on.
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>>30939549
No love for crown braids?
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>>30939549
No hime cut?

Blasphemy.
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>>30939678
Clown what?
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>>30939518
Haircuts don't work like that! I'd have to have some kind of time magic or something.

>>30939497
...........

>>30939563
We do but it's complicated... Let's just say I'm not getting an upgrade any time soon.

>>30939463
Hell no. Let's say I summon it, right? And that might even be possible. But if I do what if it breaks out? What if I can't control it? I'd rather try such tactic if and only if I encounter the thing again. And that is not on my todo list.

>>30939531
I can summon and control monsters. Also cast some minor spells so long as it's monster related.

>>30939441
... I get the feeling that's the exact opposite of what's going on but at least it'll give me an excuse to leave the house.

>Bridgette gets dressed and leaves her apartment building. Standing outside is a woman with a whip in each hand. She stares at Bridgette with hollow eyes.

???: "Monster Maestro. The spirit of a fallen hero cries out for vengeance. They will not rest until they are appeased. I am the vessel of justice and they are the Rider. Do you have any last words before I slay you?"

Uhhhhh....
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>>30939646
Rena is fetish free though
Raindrops would have a goddamn field day with long-haired Bridgette though
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>>30939691
Julia Timoschenko.
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>>30939692
You know, spirits are a kind of monster.
Summon the spirit of Ignis.
Wait.
SUMMON ALL OF HER SPIRITS.
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>>30939692
Anti-Hero did it!
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>>30939692
oh, hey, can you tell ignis we're sorry about all that?

He was only supposed to hold off anti hero and use friendship, him getting eating was AWFUL.
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>>30939692
I never killed any heroes? I made it my mission to avoid killing them? If you want the person that killed a hero, go talk to AntiHero.

If that fails, just ask that your death be quick. It'll be easier that way.
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>>30939692
Pretty sure you haven't killed anybody, who the hell is out for vengeance?
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>>30939692
"I'm drunk and off duty. Could you come back tomorrow? Wait, make in text week."
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>>30939692
Well, you never killed any hero, so I am not sure why she wants to kill you.

Ask her if she wants to get a drink with you.
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>>30939692
um can you like, not?
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>>30939692
"Your shoelace is untied."
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>>30939692
Tell her good bye. She'll just leave then. She doesn't seem like a rude person.
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>>30939692
Hug her, she is so cute and awesome!
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>>30939692
"I'm sorry."
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>>30939692
Oh God please don't kill me, it was an accident.

And how the hell were we supposed to know that Anti-Hero's demon would go berserk? It's that thing's fault, not ours. We'd never kill anyone.

Hell, we even avenged Ignis in her place by killing that demon, as well as freeing Anti-Hero from its clutches. So she owes us one, I guess.
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>>30939692
hey Bridgette, I know rena dumped you, but you still find her attractive, right? I bet you're into bondage too.

Here's a little present :)
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>>30939747
Yeah, this.

Lets not engage her if we don't have to, you're clearly not in the mood.
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>>30939692
"Look over there, it's vengeance for the many lives that possess you."

Then run away.
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>>30939692
Apologize, but ask why Ignis is being such a dick.

There were serious extenuating circumstances, plus you technically avenged him by killing the demon in Anti-Hero.
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>>30939692

>>30939724
If we're really getting down to it, it was that eyeball demon that we killed. Throwing somebody else under the bus isn't really a cool thing to do.

>>30939798
>plus you technically avenged him by killing the demon in Anti-Hero.
This is probably a good thing to bring up.
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>>30939692
We already avenged his death. We killed the daemon that gibbed him.

...Ask her to come drinking with us, we could use a bar buddy and it looks like she could use a drink too.
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>>30939798
I think it's related to the fact that he's not really thinking clearly since he's fucking dead
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>>30939692
You didn't kill anyone! Stand your ground like you're in Florida.
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>>30939692
Tell her you're too busy to fight, and so's your sister since she's probably elbow deep inside that "coffee girl" right now, or vice versa.
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>>30939692
Ok, it's serious time. Summon something big and tough to get between her and you, then back away. While doing so, babble at her about how you didn't think Anti-Hero would kill Ignis, or that he COULD, or that you couldn't just resummon Ignis afterwards like your other summons.

Also if she kills you it'd be just as bad as Anti-Hero killing Ignis!
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>>30939813
Are we a villain? Yes
Throwing people under busses is the shit
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>>30939788
>:)
>that whole post
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>>30939830
But he was a demon. Arguably he was never alive. And indeed, can quite possibly be summoned back to the Prime material plane quite easily.
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>>30939692
Wait, does she mean the homicidal demon that you forced to commit suicide after it killed the other hero?
Because other than that you've not killed anybody.
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>>30939872
maybe it's not Ignis?

[X] Ask for more info. Casually imply (even though it's a big fat lie) that you kill lots of people.
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>>30939788
THIS IS NOT THE TIME.

>>30939720
I would have to reach for my baton. This woman looks like she's ready to kill me if I so much as sneeze.

"It's Ignis, isn't it? I... Look... I'm sorry. I never meant for any of that to happen. I didn't think that girl would kill him. It's been eating me up this whole time. I'm so sorry."

Ri: "... Okay."

>She lowers her whips.

"Huh?"

Ri: "He accepts your apology and has moved on. As a high ranking demon he can never be killed, only have his body destroyed. He will return. He simply wanted to get an apology. His will has been done."

"Are you serious? Do you know how depressed I've been over that?"

Ri: "He wishes to inform you that he really didn't give a damn. It still hurt and he hopes that you will be more careful in the future."
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>>30939549
Oh my god your hair is so FLOOOOFY
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>>30939920
Ok you free now then? Wanna go have a drink or several, then?
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>>30939920
Thank her
Contemplate that with the threat gone it might just be time.
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>>30939924
Contain yourself, Raindrops.
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>>30939920
Make her buy you a drink for making you suffer like that.
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>>30939920
Oh.

Want to have a few drinks?
Endless vengeance must be a bit draining, and drinking buddies are always good..
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>>30939920
...Well, that's that.

Go get some booze.
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>>30939920
Alright then. It was pleasure doing business with you
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>>30939920
Tell him that we'll try summoning him someday so that he can come up and hang with us. Maybe apologize face to face.

Ask her if she wants to get a drink, because you could seriously use one and she looks like she needs one too.
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>>30939920
Wait, does that also apply to the demon on Anti-Hero's head?
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>>30939920
>As a high ranking demon he can never be killed, only have his body destroyed.
NOTE TO SELF: That trick probably won't work twice. You'll need a new angle next time.

Maybe some kind of binding spell so you can stick him in an object and bury him in holy ground until he offers you a deal?
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>>30939920
Ask her if she wants a pint or two.
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>>30939920
Wait, so she would've killed you OVER NOT APOLOGIZING? Even though Ignis didn't really care one way or another?

That's kind of petty.
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>>30939920
Ask if it would be okay to hug her. You both totally need a hug.
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>>30939920
Quite the icy reception but I'm glad that things turned out warmly enough.
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>>30939920
God damn it, Rider.

You know what, we need a drink. Come on, she's buying for scaring the living shit out of us.
And she looks like she could use a drink as well. Must suck being yelled at by voices only you can hear.

LIKE YOU DO.
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>>30939962
ALSO NOTE: Ignis is a dick. Deserves everything he has coming to him.
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>>30939920
Wait, does this mean AH's demon is still around?
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>>30939920
Well, thanks. I guess.
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>>30939962
We're talking Ignis, the Hero. Not A-H's eyesocket demon.
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>>30939920
WHAT

Tell Rider that she can tell Ignis he's a jerkass. He should've just come back and demanded an apology in person!

Actually, ask how long it'll be until Ignis is back. Then summon him again and get revenge by making him do menial labor.
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>>30940006
huh, you know. This could be a match made in heaven. She's got voices in her head, you've got voices in your head...
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>>30939920
Sorry again. I guess I should have known anti-hero was like that.

So, if ignis is coming back, does that mean we can meet up?
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>>30939920

She's cute.

Ask if she wants to go get a drink.

Watch as her numerous /tg/ spirits urge her to /u/
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>>30939920
"Well, I guess I should get back to trying and failing to get drunk and questioning every decision I've ever made...fuck it, if you've dealt with the dead's bull as long as it looks like, would you mind taking a crack at one of the livings? I need someone to talk to, and I promise not to bite."
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>>30940021
God damn. You're right, we need to fill in Anti-Hero about this. That thing might come back for her.
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>>30940036
Yeah, it's one of those situations where you have to be more worried about voices in other people's heads than about those in your own head. We're cool.
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>>30939924
I know, right?

I think having long hair would really improve Bridgette's quality of life. Whatever the case, that is some really fluffy hair.

For the first time, I feel like I understand, if only a little, what it is to be Angelic.
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>>30940053
Agreed. Seducing the psychopomp of dead heroes can only bring good things!
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Huh. Another thing to think about.

Is Rena keeping up on those excercises like we told her to?
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Rider already has a lover right?
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>>30940096
For the last fucking time, two females in one place don't have to instantly become lovers
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>>30940096
yeah, caffornicator
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>>30940096
she's made up of tons of ghosts, so it's not surprising one of them are her lovers.

or all of them.
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>>30940096
I assume she'd tell Bridgette if she's unavailable
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>>30940161
That has to be one hell of an orgy.
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>>30940191

Ghost blowjob

woowoowoo
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>>30939920
Once Ignis gets a body again, summon him, punch him in the face and unsummon him. Repeat until no longer fun.
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"Well tell him I said that was pretty messed up."

Ri: "He is already gone back."

I hate you so much, Ignis. I'm going to summon you and force you to clean my entire house when you come back.

"Well... Fine. Whatever. That's off my chest at least."

>Bridgette starts to walk off when an idea hits her.

"Hey, you wanna go drinking with me? I know it's, like, only six but... I guess drinking with someone is less pathetic than drinking alone."

Ri: "We... Do not know. They do not like it if I waste time doing such things. I have much more to do today. So much more."
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>>30939973
>Wait, so she would've killed you OVER NOT APOLOGIZING?
What? You wouldn't?

>civilities leyrigi
Even Lord Inglip stresses the importance of such politeness!
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>>30940213
Surely plenty of heroes have died to alcoholism and failed livers. This is like avenging those heroes, probably!
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>>30940213
Man Rider definitely needs some break time
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>>30940213

>That sideways look
>That grabbing of the elbow
>That hesitation

Press the issue and insist she drink!
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>>30940213
Ask her if all the ghosts are just purely obsessed with vengeance all the time?

Because that doesn't really seem normal.
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>>30940050
She was a celebrated /u/hoo before she went soul crazy, according to Caffornicator.
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>>30940213
Maybe it's something you can help with.
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>>30940213
She needs to chill out.
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>>30940213
Come on rider, even the angry spirits of the dead need to have some fun.

No wonder they are so angry.
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>>30940237
hahahaha
say this please
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>>30940213
And how long have you been helping them out? Relax with me for a while, you need to take care of yourself.

I mean, if you are tired and burned out, you aren't doing your best for the spirits, right?
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>>30940213
"Don't be so uptight. Isn't it a hero's job to help people? Come on, consider it a little break from all that busying around. Oh, and what's the brand of shampoo you use?"
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>>30940213
There's gotta be somebody in there that has regrets about not having one last drink for the road.

>>30940237
Or even this!
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>>30940213
Surely you must get revenge on all those who died of alcohol poisoning or drunk driving/flying accidents?
Use your liver of righteousness to smite the foul tequila, vodka and gin!
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>>30940213
Hmm.

Who are they, and what do they need to get done?


You were looking for something better to do than mope and drink away your heist money anyway, Bridgette.

Maybe you could help her speed it up?
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>>30940261
Fuck off with the ice puns, faggot. They stopped being funny months ago.
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>>30940213
Say what if I give you a hand to get it over with, then we go get drunk?
Does any of them have a beef with someone in my family? I guess it would be for the best to pacify them first.
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>>30940288
That's actually a pretty good idea, supporting this.
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>>30940213
They're dead, they're not going anywhere. And if they want you to do their job, they need to take care of you or you can just sit around and do nothing all day.
They need you more than you need them.

Also, Bridgette, you have some monster-related powers and spells, right?
Can you try to silence her voices for a while? You controlled demons and elementals before, no reason you can't do that with the dead.
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>>30940292

Now that's what I call a cold reception!
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>>30940292
>implying they were EVER funny except in a kind oh "oh arnie, you so cray-cray" kind of way.
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>>30940213
If there's one thing I know, it's that bitter people LOVE alcohol.
Seeing that all those vengeful spirits are hosting her body, they'd probably love to get a stiff drink every once in a while.
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>>30940213
Well, you won't be able to get anything done if you're so stressed by them.
Besides, they're not people who you know personally, and any tasks can wait an hour, right?
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>>30940213
>those eyes
Where have I seen those eyes?
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>>30940324

>Giving spirits to the spirits

Ehe.

Ehehe.

Ehehehe.
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>>30940322
You're absolutely right. They were fucking dumb as fuck in PGQ, but at least they made sense there. Now he is just being a faggot and I strongly suggest everyone just report him. It worked on that asshole shitting up TAQ.
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>>30939692
>>30940213
Ask her if she knows Oyashiro-sama.
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>>30940213
What about tomorrow? Or you could help her do stuff if it's not anything heroic.
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>>30940324
>If there's one thing I know, it's that bitter people LOVE alcohol.
>Seeing that all those vengeful spirits are hosting her body, they'd probably love to get a stiff drink every once in a while.

actually, there's almost certainly a few bitter drunk drivers in there.

and the people they killed.

Man, no wonder Rider is crazy.
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>>30940213
"Well, it's not like I'm doing anything today. Make you a deal, I help you our until a reasonable hour to start drinking, and then you join me for awhile at least?"
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>>30940362
YES HINAMIZAWA
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"Maybe I could help you out a bit? Get your work done and then we can drink."

Ri: "You wish to assist us? Are you not a Villain?"

"I am but I'm also a bored Villain. I need something to keep myself occupied and this seems as good a thing as any. But after I help you we're gonna hit a bar, okay?"

>Rider stares off. Her entire body would be as still as a statue if not for the slight movements she makes as she speaks to people no one else can hear. Her fist clenches tightly and she looks pained for a moment before she relaxes.

Ri: "Very well. We will allow you to help us. Our current target is The Plague Doctor. He killed A-Class Rank 3 Speed-Of-Light and his entire family. We have tried to get him before but he is very powerful."

The Plague Doctor? That dude's an S-Class. I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides. Dude's insane.
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>>30940483
yeah uh that sounds too hardcore
maybe I can support you with prayer
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>>30940483
Well fuck that guy. I mean, there's a difference between villainy and just being a dick, and obviously that asshole has crossed the line.

Sure we'll help. I mean, not like we have much to live for anyway, right?
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>>30940483
Lure him into a trap. Tell him you have villainous things to discuss.

Then when he comes, act the victim when Rider kicks his ass so he doesn't come after you.
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>>30940483
So you're gonna need to summon some disease resistant monsters to help out
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>>30940483
Summon a creature that wards off diseases, and have it follow Rider around.

That way, you aren't fighting other villains, but you're still helping.
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>>30940483
how do you plan on going about doing this?
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>>30940483
>The Plague Doctor? That dude's an S-Class. I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides. Dude's insane.
Summon Ignis. He's a demon made of fire and thus probably immune to most of his tricks.
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>>30940483
You know, that dude sounds like he's a monster!

Try summoning him.
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>>30940483

Sure, why not.

Rider's probably got a relevant spirit we can tap into, right?
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>>30940483
Bring on the pain! We eat S-classes for breakfast.

...we'd like to say. But yeah maybe we can wingman as range support.
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>>30940483
Use your hero buddies to find some robots.
He can't do shit against robots.
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>>30940483
Fill her in on the fact that the guy's insane, powerful and an S-class now.

Sure, we'd help her. Imagine if that thing happened to your family, especially Ben's kid.
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>>30940511
She could just throw distraction monsters at him until Rider gets in close. Maybe something that he can't make sick like a plague demon or a nurglette so he falls in love
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>>30940403
Hmm, maybe the spirits want to do something villianous, then Rider can subcontract the job to you, Bridgette. Win-win situation
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>>30940483
so, whats the plan, punishment wise?

Between you and me, i don't normally do much direct killing.
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>>30940483

Can't you just, like, shoot him or something?
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>>30940483
First, intelligence. Can we find out more about him before engaging?
Knowing it half the battle.
The other half is violence.
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>>30940566
We could ask him directly.

"Hello, what are your biggest weaknesses?"
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>>30940483
>I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides.
What has no intestines?
Spooky. Scary. Skelingtons!
You can summon those, right?
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>>30940483
Yeah, no shame in pussying out, or at least making sure you stay in a back-row, deniable position.
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>>30940561
I mean, I'm sure I CAN. I'm a villain. And a Monster.

But, I generally tend to work in the medium of "death"-traps and monologues.
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>>30940594

But skeletons can get boneitis.
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>>30940594
Or robots. Or Ignis, because fuck that guy.

>>30940613
I read that as bonetits.
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>>30940483
Are villains allowed to cooperate with ehros to kill other villains? how does the whole villain society thing work?
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>>30940613
You mispelled bonetits.
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>>30940594
Skeletons can get bone disease. It'd have to be something that can't get sick. Like a stone golem.
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>>30940613
or bonus eloptus
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I think this sounds a bit too hardcore, especially since Bridgette is weaker now.

Still, you could always lure the Plague Doctor by faking out an outbreak of the Black Plague.
It's literally the only situation where he'd get to wear his outfit without looking like a complete weirdo. He's not going to miss the chance.
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"I... Don't think I can do that. Is there perhaps anyone else who you want to take down? Also, not a big fan of killing so..."

Ri: "Very well..." She thinks for a moment. "I have one. The man known as Slasher-Vic. He is a man who wields a wicked blade that can cut and create bonds between people. It seems one Hero felt his blade and does not want the man killed. He simply wants it so that none may have to go through what he did."

Slasher-Vic... I think that guy is A-Class. Walks around with a long sword. He's good but so long as I don't get in too close he can't hurt me. And Rider is here as well.
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>>30940628
yes, team ups are not unheard of:

see Rena x Monster Maestro vs MM+
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>>30940483
Is there a villainous guidebook you can consult?

Like can you still get paid for taking down the Plague Doctor if you loot his corpse and headquarters for valuables?
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>>30940704
Go fight that one.

Steal his sword!
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>>30940704
sounds good
just steal his blade and shatter the fuck out of it
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>>30940704

THAT'S IT, RIDER. HURT ME MORE. MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN.
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>>30940704
Sure, we can definitely do that. What kind of vengeance does the spirit want? And we can just get him down with tentacle monsters since it would be super hard to cut away all those tentacles before they got a hold of him.
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>>30940704
Get Rider to throw Rust Monsters at him.
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>>30940704
You seem like a nerd, so you probably know what a rust monster is.

Summon one.
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>>30940704
Let's do it. We just have to deal with the blade, right?
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>>30940704
This will work.
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>>30940704
>cut and create bonds between people
I wonder what relationships we'll walk away from that fight with.
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>>30940704
>a wicked blade that can cut and create bonds between people
>cut and create bonds between people
>cut and create bonds
oh-ho-ho-ho

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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>>30940704
>cut and create bonds between people
Oh damn. This is going to end horribly.

We can summon rust monsters, right? Just keep Rider's breastplate away from them.
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>>30940773
I do believe that I am, fellow head voice!
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>>30940768
>>30940780
evidently not.

cut.

AND CREATE.

are you with me now?
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>>30940704
Sounds good. We don't even have to engage him directly, just snatch his sword.
Yeah, I see that taking somebody's trademark item is not like stealing their bike, but still...

Well, unless their trademark item IS bike.
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>>30940780
Or let them come, and expose her beneath the armor.
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>>30940773
Of course.

We can steal that blade and make the Plague Doctor feel like shit for everyone he's killed.
We get two villains for the price of one.
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>>30940780
>Just keep Rider's breastplate away from them.

Exactly.

Don't want Rider's sizable yet surprisingly firm bosom to be exposed to the cold, she might get a... Reaction.
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>>30940768
>>30940773
Eeerily, that's very close to a Nobilis character I once had, the Power of Bindings. Except of course the Power of all manner of bonds, not just those between people.
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>>30940704
Wait a sec, could we use that blade to force Rena into loving us?
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>>30940827
But will that be true love?
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>>30940827
DING DING DING DING
someone gets it.
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>>30940827
That sounds evil, why would Bridgette want to do it
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>>30940840
Does it matter?
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pls dont make bridgette a mind rapist
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>>30940853
hello, villain.
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>>30940866
>>30940865
>>30940864
>>30940853
>>30940842
>>30940840
>>30940827

Thar be a shitstorm a-brewin'.
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>>30940704
>>30940827
>>30940853

Bridgette, you are a villain. This is something you should seriously consider
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>>30940907
It's a shitty thing to do, but hey, we're a shitty person, right?
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>>30940773
>>30940793
Rena already has a bond with Bridgette, it's just not the bond she wants.
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>>30940827
Take blade
Disregard Rena
Become magical matchmaker
Ship everyone
EVERYOOOOOOOOOOONE
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"Alright, I can take him on. I'll just hit him with some rust monsters and then you take him down."

Ri: "I can not."

"What? Why?"

Ri: "Even now I feel myself compelled elsewhere... A funeral, a retirement home, to someone's child, to a simple candy store. I can not stop right now. You said you would help me, correct? Take him down and ease my burden just a little. Please."

"... Okay, fine. I'll take him down and then we go drinking."

Ri: "Agreed."

>Bridgette goes off to find Slasher-Vic. Her morpher gives her his location and once she stumbles upon him she changes. Her batons twirl in the air as she summons countless rust monsters after the man. The creatures attack but they seem to do nothing to him.

SV: "Rust monsters? You fool! My blade is not forged by common steel! It is made by the hopes and dreams of all those who wish for the impossible!"

Damn... Need a different idea.

>Other 1d20
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>>30940920
It could also, in a fit of depression after considering and deciding it would be 'fake', lead to us trying to cut our bond to her.
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>>30940943
hopes and dreams?
can you summon some cthulu types that give despair, madness, and nightmares
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Rolled 8

>>30940943
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>>30940943

Summon something that crushes hopes and dreams.

What would do that.
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Rolled 18

>>30940943
Throw a rust monster at his face.
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>>30940943
Summon a baku? Whatever the hell those Japanese dream-eater monsters are.
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>>30940943
Swarm him with monsters and just have them take the damn thing.
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>>30940943
Summon amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreams
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Rolled 6

>>30940943
Are there any monsters that eat dreams?
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>>30940704
So... break the sword right?

Also clarify what cut and creating bonds means?
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>>30940943
Bet with him that even his blade wouldn't be able to make Rena love you.

That should break it.
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Rolled 1

>>30940943
>Other 1d20
SUMMON TROLLS
DESTROY THE HOPES AND DREAMS
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Rolled 13

>>30940943
>It is made by the hopes and dreams of all those who wish for the impossible!"
>
>Damn... Need a different idea.
>
>>Other 1d20
Gunleg: entrapping glue mode
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Rolled 12

>>30940943
Tentacle monster swarm! He can't slice all those tentacles before they can drag him down.

Then we have the sword all to ourselves...
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>>30940984
...unrequited love?
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Rolled 9

>>30940991
Forgot my roll, herp derp.
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>>30940937
Now imagine that blade in hands of Jade Revolver.
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>>30940943
Crush his hopes and dreams by relating our problems to him.
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
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Rolled 14

>>30940997
This time without misspelling "dice" like an idiot.
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Rolled 19

>>30940943
In that case an elemental of despair and hopelessnes must be summoned.
You must summon a telemarketer.
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Rolled 12

>>30940943
>>30940999
>Summon amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreams
Forgot to roll
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>>30940943
...I'm pretty sure there are at least a few monsters that eat hopes and dreams, if it comes to that.
Isn't there a Baku or something at least that eats dreams.
We could also: "...I don't suppose you want to talk about that Hero you cut who doesn't want you killed, but does want others to not go through what they did..? I'm kinda trying to help someone else, and it's... a bit weird for me to do this."
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>>30940984
Time to call daddy!
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>>30940943
That is the cutest goddamn rust monster I've ever seen.
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>>30940943
Summon a Dream Devourer
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Rolled 14

>>30940943
Summon monsters made of your affections for Rena. Watch them annihilate his blade of hopes and dreams
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>>30941010
YOUUUUUU.
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Rolled 18

>>30940943
Summon... PRIMAL DESPAIR!
Or a despair elemental. Those are a thing, yes?

> deffish into
yeah definitely into it
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>>30940943
>hopes and dreams
But that's what Magical Girls are made of.
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>>30941040
whoa whoa whoa. We're a Monster, not a monster.
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Rolled 10

>>30941058
Forgot the roll
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>>30941043
>amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreams
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Rolled 8

>>30941047
and roll, with the right email field
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>>30940984
So an object of that embodies despair, hopelesness is needed.
Throw an empty bottle of booze at him?
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Rolled 17

>>30940943
Try some kind of Order monster, like an Auditor? The embodiment of cold hard truth.
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>>30941054
i concur
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>>30941142
That can actually work.
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>Bridgette sighs and summons a swarm of despair monsters. Their negative energy sucks the joy out of her opponent and he crumples to the ground. She then summons a dozen tentacle monsters to hold him down and snatches the blade from his hand.
>As she holds it she feels as though she can sense the bonds connecting everyone together. This blade could sever them... It could even forge new connections.

Wow.
I think this might be the most dangerous weapon in this entire world.
I...
I should give it to Rider. I promised.
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>>30941079
So you're trying to summon the CEO of EA?
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>>30940943
his marketing pitch almost makes him sound more like a hero instead of a villain.
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Rolled 2

>>30941165
Use it to create a bond between yourself and your sister, then have some 'bonding time'.
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>>30941165
Use the blade to make Rena love you.
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>>30941179

This.

Also using this on Rena would be useless; Rena - Bridgette already have a connection, just not a sexual one.
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>>30941165
BRIDGETTE, WAIT.

Before you do that, try to "sense" the monster cat that cut your leg off.
See what it wants with Sparkle and Rena.
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Rolled 15

>>30941165
Rolling to resist the urge to use it on rena first
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>>30941165
...Fuck. Don't give in to temptation, that would be a really shitty thing to do to Rena. Well, maybe hook someone up with Cynthia, but then give it to Rider.
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>>30941165
Actually, ask what she plans to do with such a weapon. She has a lot of bonds, and might be planning something... Crazy.
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>>30941165
USE IT ON RENA, DO IT
THIS IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED
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>>30941165

There is a possiblity that Rider might use it for nefarious purposes. A truly responsible, upstanding person would destroy such a blade, for it has very high destructive potential if used correctly.
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>>30941165
Pssst... juuuuuust a little detour to Rena's home.

You know you want to.
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Rolled 17

>>30940943
god, what is with people and telling us how to beat them? just summon something that can eat hopes and dreams.
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>>30941165
use the blade
force rena to love you
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>>30941165
Cut the bond between Sparkle and your brother. That bitch is nothing but trouble.

And you can raise the kid as a proper villain!
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>>30941165
can it SHOW you the connections?

Can it show you YOUR connections?

Because someones got your powers.
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>>30941165
So... This thing can pretty much save Rider from an eternity of torment.
Just sever the bonds between her and the ghosts.
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>>30941165
See if you can use the blade to re-establish connection with your powers?
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>>30941165
Be a good girl. Give it to Rider. Then go get a drink with her. Then give 'it' to Rider. If you know what I mean. (I mean the emotionally unfulfilling drunken sex.)
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Rolled 11

>>30941165
You know, since it's made of hopes and dreams and shit, maybe it could turn you into a guy so you could be with Rena?

This is clearly the best idea.
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>>30941165
You know, did you actually promise to give it to her, or to ensure it wasn't used on others so that they had to go through what that one hero did? After all, consider the hell Rider would go through if she had such a weapon available to her and felt the compulsions of the spirits.
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>>30941165
Yea, give it to Rider a pronto.
With great power comes great responsibility and you're too depressed and drunk for that right now.
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Rolled 10

>>30941238
>making sparkle no longer love ben
this kills bridgette
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>>30941165
Give it to Rider, bridgette.
If you think you're depressed now, wait till you try knowing that the only reason someone loves you is because you forced them too.
Ask QoTW about it if you need a primer.
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>>30941194
thats the point. it could make one
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>>30941165
Use it, and then give it to Rider.

Nobody would ever know.
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>>30941165
DON'T WORRY
I GIVE GREAT ADVICE
USE IT TO MAKE RENA LOVE YOU
THEN GET DRUGS
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>>30941165
Make Rena love you. You know you want to do it.
Don't forget that you are a villain.
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>>30941248
That's a very good point.
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Rolled 6

>>30941202
Well shit.
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>>30941165
Know that any bonds you try to make with this weapon would have been born out of a lie, and that they would pale in comparison to-- Actually, do you even know how to use the sword? How does it work, do you think we could test it on something?
Give it to Rider afterwards.
>>
Sever the connection between you and reality.

Become a being of energy and raw magic.
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>>30941248
Yeah, we could do that. Ask her if she'd be okay with it.
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>>30941248
...Actually this is a great idea. Not only because it would do her a favor, but you would also get the mad cash money for depowering an S-rank hero.
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>>30941287
WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING
SKIP RENA
GO FOR THE DRUGS
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>>30941165
Honestly, with that, someone wouldn't need to be a villain, they could rule the world. Why the hell does this idiot have it?
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Rolled 9

>>30941165
Give it to Rider.... after using it on Rena. It was never said you couldn't use it on her first, which was a mistake on Rider's behalf for you to abuse.

VILLAIN LOGIC!
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>>30941165
DON'T BE TEMPTED BRIDGETTE.

There's a better use for the sword.

You're too hung on Rena for your own good. It is time to use the sword... on yourself. Free yourself from Rena.
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Oh god.
No. This is too much.
I can't.
Just even holding this is so much temptation...

I want love but not like this. Never like this.

>>30941199
>>30941240
>As she holds the blade her own connections become clear. There is friendship, love, hate, people she merely knows.
>One of the connections is particularly strong and is tied to hate. Bridgette knows that connection. The other end of this one must be that Cat.

Oh my god.
With this thing I could find him. It's going right into the city.
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>>30941321
Because he's an idiot.
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>>30941165
You should really give it to Rider. Even if you did use it to force Rena to love you, it would be a false and emotionally unfulfilling love. And you'd probably hate yourself forever.
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>>30941165
It can sever and forge connections, but can it alter existing ones?

Also it's very likely that if you try and abuse its power, it'll go horribly wrong for you.
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>>30941238
villains who mess with true love tend to die in messy ways
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>>30941339
Call every hero you know, and all the villains who have a reason to hate the cat.

It's time to kick the shit out of it until it stops coming back
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>>30941260
Actually, looking at some of the other ones, we really should see what this things 'sees' as the connections to us first. A certain cat comes to mind, but reaffirming that people care for us may be nice.
And for the love of all things, don't give into using it. Making the right type of connection or cutting one probably takes more practice/skill/effort than we have it in us to do right now.
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Rolled 20

>>30941339
Go for it. Go for it now. Ad by that, I mean tell non-powered people to go for it, because fuck losing more powers to that thing.
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>>30941339
Get your powers back! You can make Rena love you another day.
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>>30941339
Warn everyone that the cat thing is coming. Then go find Rider and ask her to help you with this.
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>>30941339
Get it to rider - Drinking can wait, we could use this to track down the cat. It's got to have killed some heroes, she'd help for sure.
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>>30941339
...OH FUCK. Call the heroes and the villains, we're going to go gut a fucking cat. We can sever the things connection with the magical girls it gives power to as well, so we can make it even weaker!
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>>30941339
...Call Rena, and have her call the Hero's association.

Time to get your powers back.
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>>30941339
get a BIG GUNS hero/villain to help you.
bag a cat.
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>>30941339
No bridgette, don't fight that cat, it's not worth it. It's too strong for you.

Now, force Rena into loving you already.

This is what you always wanted.

It doesn't matter how you get it.
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>>30941339
Yes, you should go and find that cat.
After using the sword on Rena.
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>>30941339
This is a thing everyone should know. Cynthia, Ben, your mom and dad, Sparkle. Everyone. This cat is too dangerous and now he can be tracked.
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>>30941339
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF ALL THE POWERS HE HAS

ALSO ALL OF HIS DRUGS

ALL OF EVERYONE'S DRUGS
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>>30941339
Oh fuck
What line is rena's?
Is the cat's near it?
oh fuck
oh fuck
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>>30941339
Follow the thread. Find it. Kill the Cat. Kill it dead!
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>>30941339
The cat has gotten the upper hand on almost everyone he's fought. Do you really want him to possibly get that sword?
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>>30941406
Unfortunately I'm not sure if beating the Cat with this sword would result in it vomiting up all the powers it stole.
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>>30941339
If we hunt the cat, it CANNOT gain the power of the blade. We must not let that happen, at all.
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>>30941339
Leave a message to family and friends about you suicidal run at the Cat, you can do it!
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>>30941312
>you would also get the mad cash money for depowering an S-rank hero.
I don't think Villains work like that.

Villains don't get paid by the assosciation. They get to keep what they steal.
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>>30941439
No. Fornicator splattered the cat once, and none have gotten any of their powers back.
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>>30941339
You saw the footage of Caffornicator and the other S-Rank heroes vs the Cat right?

Due to its shapeshifting, teleportation, and reincarnation abilities, it pretty much is the ultimate hit and run attacker, and has no reason to hold back if it thinks it can steal some powers.
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>>30941339
Don't follow it. Find Rena, or Sparkle.

Because Rena and Sparkle have a connection to the cat.

So, you need to find Rena & Sparkle and see what connections she and the cat share.
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>>30941423
If it's HER lines, then it might be one of the pink ones, since Bridgette still loves Rena on some level.
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>>30941451
They get paid. Same as heroes.
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>>30941339
Funny that the blue thread seems to be near the giant red one of the QK. Almost like they're nearby one another.
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>>30941339
Man, who is that person you hate almost as much as That Cat?
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>>30941339
We quite possibly can get quite a few heroes/villains in on beating the cat to a pulp and then keeping it beaten though.
Near uniquely qualified, in fact. The Monster family has ties to both sides now, after all.
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>>30941451
They literally get paid.
Their bot looks exactly like the hero one but with spikes.
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>>30941451
She did get paid for beating anti-hero and ignis.
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>>30941485
WITH THIS BLADE YOU CAN CLEAVE MYSTERY.

BUT THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS BETTER LEFT UNANSWERED.

be very careful, little monster
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Don't go after the cat on your own. It won't end well.
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>>30941339
looks like its time for a nice hero villain bonding exercise, beat the hell out of that cat until it stops coming back
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>>30941513
Ignis?
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>>30941535
>WITH THIS BLADE YOU CAN CLEAVE MYSTERY.
THEIR TOOLS OF TORTURE BECAME MY TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION
CLEARLY THE CAT MUST DIE
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>>30941566
It got Queen of the World's reincarnation power, so it isn't likely to happen.

We need to make it vomit back all stolen power and then kill it.
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>>30941578
RULES OF NATURE!
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>>30941372
Right, okay... I think we can do this.

>Bridgette holds onto the blade and goes to find Rider. With the blade it's trivial finding the S-Class Hero and soon she is filled in on the blade and it's powers.
>Rider says she will call the others and Bridgette calls the only one she knows can beat that cat. Her father.
>Soon there is a small assembly of Heroes and Villains, the first that has happened in man years. Red Hammer, Prince, Rider, The Monster, and Bridgette all follow the thread of connection until they reach a dilapidated building. Red Hammer wields his signature weapon and smashes open the door. On the other side is the Cat Creature. It jumps and turns to see the group of mostly S-Class fighters.

CC: "How..!?"

>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.
>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20
>Other 1d20
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Go find the Cat. Cut all of its bonds, and then cut out all the powers it stole. You can do it, you can make the impossible, possible.

Your sword is the sword that pierces heavens.
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Rolled 2

>>30941638
Wreck his shit.
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Rolled 20

>>30941638
>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20
What could go wrong?
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Rolled 19

>>30941638
>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20
FUCK YOU CAT
HRGURHGURGHRUGH
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Rolled 13

>>30941638
>Try and cut him
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Rolled 10

>>30941638
>>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.
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>>30941659
NO ONE ROLL.
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>>30941638
>>30941659
Okay, supporting this goddamn roll.
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>>30941659
I was gonna vote. And then that happened.
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Rolled 15

>>30941638
Cut all his bonds with the blade.
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Rolled 8

>>30941638
>>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20
VENGEANCE!
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Rolled 12

>30941638
>>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.
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>>30941659
>>30941671
The cat's fucked.

Try to sever his connection with the other heroes and villains!
It'd probably return their powers back to them!
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Rolled 12

>>30941638
He is clearly working with/for someone. Take a gander at his connections and start cutting. Make him an apathetic mess.
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Rolled 19

>>30941638
>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.

And give the blade to the fastest person here. Hopefully Caffornicator is here?
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Rolled 4

>>30941638
>>Other 1d20
Watch the connections.

MUCH THAT WAS HIDDEN IS NOW REVEALED.

To whom is the cat connected?

Dice, fail me not. Please.
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>>30941703
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>30941638
>>30941659
Hahaha push his shit in.
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>>30941703
>>30941659
The irony? I remember saying in QTG just today that the cat was gonna regret messing with Bridgette...
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Rolled 8

>>30941638
CLEAVE THE CONNECTION THAT IT USES TO STEAL POWERS!~

Take it back- everything that was stolen!
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>>30941659
We sever the bonds with him, losing all antagonistic thoughts against him. He is now free to strike with impunity again.
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>>30941638
SMITE EVIL!
SMITE EVIL!
SMITE EVIL!
SMITE EVIL!
SMITE EVIL!
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The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
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>>30941659
Sever his connection to the stolen powers.

Sever the string woven by the fates that is his life. As the string is cut, so his life ends and his soul sent to Charon.
For the ferryman cannot be bought or bribed. Nor can he ever be escaped.
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>>30941659
i guess the blade turned into scissors?
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>>30941856
I need Bridgette wearing Senketsu now.
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>>30941856
decapitation mode

Turns out the sword has an affinity for monster-bloods?
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>>30941856
scissors, you say?
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>Bridgette rushes at him with the rest of the Heroes. Red Hammer attempts to attack him but the cat simply teleports away and tries to kill Prince. The Monster blocks his attack completely with one of his many reality altering tentacles and swats him away.
>The Cat is sent flying through the air before slamming into the opposite wall. It doesn't appear to be injured... It summons out numerous blades and begins throwing them at the group. Prince's shields protect them all, the blades bouncing harmlessly off of his amazing creations.
>It teleports again, this time behind Prince himself. As it's blades are drawn Bridgette runs forward and slashes him.
>The blade doesn't seem to deal any physical damage but Bridgette can see it severing it's ties to several people. Mid-Slice she switches what the blade cuts and instead focuses on the connection between it and the powers it stole. There aren't that man but still she cuts every thread.
>At the end of the attack the cat creature gasps and backs away.

CC: "My... My powers... My powers.... How did you..?"

>The others stop, shocked that Bridgette could bring him down so fast. For the first time the Cat creature seems to be afraid of them.

CC: "No one... None of you have anything that is needed... I can't... I just need to steal something. Anything."

>Sever his connection to life 1d20
>Question him.
>Other.
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Rolled 16

>>30941897
Finish this.
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>>30941856
oh dear god, Bridgette turned into a Kill la Kill protag.
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Rolled 7

>>30941897
You're a menace.
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>>30941897
>Question him.
Who does he work for and what's his goal?
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>>30941884
That's Rena's turf. Bridgette gets Junketsu.
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Rolled 5

>>30941897
Rolling to not lose your way.
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>>30941897
>Other
Give him something
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>>30941897
>Question him.
But first back away to a safer distance.
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>>30941897
Interrogation time
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Rolled 9

>>30941897
Blood for the blood god, kill the fucker.
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Rolled 10

>>30941897
>>Sever his connection to life 1d20
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>>30941897
Question him to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes, guys there could be hordes of these things, seriously.
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Rolled 4

>>30941897
Sever his connection to stealing powers. Take him in for questioning.

Also?

PULL THAT FUCKING HOOD BACK AND SEE WHO THE MONSTER WAS, SCOOB.
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>>30941897
>>Question him.
"Why?"
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>>30941897
>Question him.
And does he have any remaining connections to people?
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>>30941897
"Why do you need to steal something? What is it you need? Why are you taking powers from some people and giving them to others?"
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Rolled 20

>>30941897
Question him. We can figure out the extent of his powers, and if not, we can likely get info like who he might be working for, if he isn't a loner.
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Rolled 6

>>30941897
>Sever his connection to life 1d20
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>>30941926
man, people really get those two wrong.

Junketsu is lawful, Senketsu is chaotic.

Bridgette gets Senketsu
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>>30941897
Question him.
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>>30941897
Can you see the bonds you cut and who they led to?
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Rolled 15

>>30941897
Pull the thread that was pink and reel it in. See who was so important to QK to do all of this
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>>30941978
>Junketsu is lawful
u wot
Junketsu has no intelligence whatsoever, it can't be lawful
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>>30941967
>>30941897
Can we question his connection to life.
Perhaps question it's durability.

With a sword.
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Rolled 9

>>30941897
Sever his link to Evil.
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Rolled 6

>>30941897
>Question him

He has no powers. TAKE OFF HIS DAMN HOOD!
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>>30942004
Well, clothes that don't talk don't break as many rules as clothes that do...
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>>30942004
I think there's a paladin joke in there somewhere.
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Rolled 11

>>30941897
>Sever his connection to life
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>>30941967
Well, we might as well, seeing as how we have him powerless and thus basically harmless.
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Rolled 5

>>30941897
Question him: "What is it that you are so desperate for? What is it you need?"
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>>30941897
>>Question him.
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>>30942042
What's a paladin?
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Rolled 19

>>30941897
>>Question him.
Why?
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>>30942042
>paladin joke
>joke
I wish
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>>30941897
Remove his hood.
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>>30942079
I hope to god you are joking.
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>>30941897
we don't kill, do we?
I don't think so
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>>30942104
Not a Spoony fan, I see.
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>>30942090
No, no. About Paladins.

Not by or for Paladins. That would be silly.
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>>30942129
'fraid not, sorry.
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>>30942137
paladins are no laughing matter. sadly
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>>30942129
Now I want to see Rena drop a flashbang in front of someone only to hear "YOU FOOL".
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>>30941897
"No one... None of you have anything that is needed... I can't... I just need to steal something. Anything."

Confirmed for timetraveller.
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>>30942142
Short version: He did an Ultima retrospective, and one of the Avatar's best friends was a paladin. Gave his life to save the Avatar in one of the earlier games. In the ninth one, a random villager mentions paladins, and the Avatar asks "What's a paladin?" He ranted about it for a good twenty minutes, Spoony did.
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>>30942142
Not that guy, but in Ultima 9 the PC is retarded. One of the dialogue options is "What's a Paladin?"

It elicited no small amount of rage, and was the clip was frequented several times in Spoony's review of the game.
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>>30941897

Gee Bridgette you seem to be a big-dick villain/hero with that sword.

Why don't you... Uhh... Keep it.
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I won't kill him. Not yet at least.

"Prince. Use your machines to hold him down."

>A few of Prince's orbs float over to the creature, pinning it and it's cloak to the ground.

"What the hell are you? Why are you doing this?"

Cc: "I will not explain anything to you... You monster."

"Me? I'm not the one going around chopping up Heroes and Villains!"

Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit. Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side."

"What? What do you mean all wrong here?"

>The creature stays silent, refusing to answer any more of Bridgette's questions.
>Bridgette walks up to it and pulls down it's hood revealing...
>A cat creature.

"What..?"

Pr: "Mhmm. I suspected as much."

"What do you mean?"

Pr: "It's just a golem. A rather well made one, at that. Flesh and stone fused together in ways that I could never imagine. Not entirely sure why it looks like a cat, though. Artistic choice, perhaps?"
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>>30942235
Smash its head in and take its words
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>>30942235
Meta Knight-bey. Close enough.
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Rolled 12

>>30942235
Wait, why does it have the same haircut as Rena?
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>>30942235
COP-OUT!

"What happens if we sever its tie to its creator? Hell, why can't we just follow the thread, find the mastermind, and crush it?"
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>>30942235
>Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side.
What alternate reality are you from?
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>>30942235
Well why the hell do you nearly KILL people instead of politely asking to borrow their powers?
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>>30942235
Kill it
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>>30942235
Well, we can use the sword to see if we can find the connection to who built the damned thing. Either that or start taking away connections to pleasure, happiness, etc one by one until it talks.
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>>30942270
>"What happens if we sever its tie to its creator? Hell, why can't we just follow the thread, find the mastermind, and crush it?"

This.

Follow the thread and find the creator.

Killing it will do nothing but spur the creator to make another one.
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>>30942235
Strip it down. De-weaponize it.
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>>30942235
Ok, if the cat won't talk, its creator will. Follow the threads!
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>>30942267
Rena's hair doesn't look like that.
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>>30942235
It's not just a golem, it's probably a golem from an alternate future.

Also, now would be a great time to see if you've gotten your shapeshifting powers back to regenerate your leg.
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>>30942235
>stone
>cat

oh fuck, what did you do rena
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>>30942235
Follow its thread to its creator.
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>>30942235
Just kill the damn thing.
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>>30942235
Keep on questioning him.

Maybe you can cut the loyalty string to his master?

Or create a new one so it is loyal to you?
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>>30942235
FIND THE CREATOR
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>>30942235
Follow the threads to it's creator
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>>30942235
oh christ what? somethings going on and i'm actually curious what the shit caffinator has to do with it.
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>>30942314
THIS. We can form bonds as well! Make it trust and adore us!
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Rolled 19

>>30942235
Create a bond of friendship with this thing, then question it to find out more.

What could go wrong?
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>>30942235
see if your powers are back
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>>30942314
>Or create a new one so it is loyal to you?
I doubt the heroes would allow that.
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>>30942341
From what I can gather, as far as this thing is concerned, Caffornicator is SUPPOSED to be a villain.

Wait. Alter-Rena? It's a parallel golem.

Is this a parallel Robo-maid?
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>>30942358
Fine.

Get Rena over here. She's good with cats, right?
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>>30942314
Yes

Rena has Robomaid

You can have Golemcat
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>>30942235
>Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit. Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side."

...Is it from a parallel world? From a fucked up future that has all of the wrong facts about the past?

What the christ.
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>>30942235
See if you can find the bond between it and it's creator.
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>>30942303
>>stone
>>cat
>Rena
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>>30942351
This
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>>30942303
>Rena is as dense as a rock
>She actually turned into a fucking rock
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>>30942351
I get the feeling that if I do that I would become it's friend as well...

Fuck. I may have cut the biggest pink thread it had. But there's still another one. I'll follow that.

"Guys, hold him here! Rider, come with me! We're gonna see if we can find this thing's creator!"

>Bridgette tries something out... She transforms.
>First she changes into a tiny hydra like monster and restores her lost leg. Then into her classic bat form. With her flight restored she quickly follows the last pink thread the creature has. As she gets closer she turns back to normal and holds the blade in one hand and her baton in the other. She turns the corner and bumps into the person connected to that pink string.

R: "Bridgette? Rider? What's up? Me and Robomaid are going shopping for some stuff. Wanna join us?"
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>>30942235
Yeah, this was probably made by bad future Rena.
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>>30942443
Oh fuck.
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>>30942443
yep.
it was kitty.

I always knew it.
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>>30942443
RENA! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO!?
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>>30942443
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>30942443
FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK
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>>30942443
Rena, did you get your vampire powers back? Please say no. Please. Pretty please.
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>>30942235
use the sword to find its maser. I would advise agonist using that blade for anything else, its freaky as hell and has all sorts of moral implications whenever its used
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>>30942443
Now I'm curious who the BIGGEST thread was connected to.
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>>30942443
Fuck it. Scream. Just scream.
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>>30942443
Stupid alternate future Rena.
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>>30942443
Yep. Yeeeeeeep.

It's a shame you can't reattach the bonds you cut, since we already knew there was some sort of bond between the cat and Rena.

Might as well see if Rena can get it to say anything?
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>>30942443
Awww, you should've tried to find a way to make your cool robot leg part of your body so that it could also transform but you still get cannon legs.
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>>30942443
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
IT WAS US! WE WERE THE VILLAIN ALL ALONG!
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>>30942443
Ask her what the hell is going on with the link between her and the cat. She hasn't been holding her supervillainy from us, has she?
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Obviously this is a fake Rena, and that's why she turned Bridgette down. Stab her.
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>The Sword actually belonged to a Parallel Bridgette originally
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>>30942443
Fucking knew it.

Hey, at least Queenie is immortal again and Rena's going to get her vampiric powers back.
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>>30942443
"Rena you are one fucked up girl, you know that?..
I still love you though."
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>>30942443
"RENAAAA! WHY DID YOU DOOOOO IIIIIIIT!? WHYYYYYYY!?!?"
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>>30942443
Shit, no way accidentally screwed up THAT bad... or is there?
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>>30942443
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>>30942443
Rena is always causing problems for you, just go ahead and strike her down.
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Rolled 12

>>30942443
Welp.
It look like the Kitty is actually future Rena.

It's probably trying to prevent some catastrophe.
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>>30942
It loves Rena. Ask her to tell it to explain what its doing and why.
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>>30942443
So evil kitty is Rena's kitty, kitty?
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Rolled 6

>>30942443
WHERE IS YOUR CAT, RENA

I think it's its own master, now.
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>>30942443
wut
WUT?
WWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
well fuck, alternate universe Rena obviously is somehow a genious.
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>>30942478
Sparky would be the best bet.

>>30942487
>It's a shame you can't reattach the bonds you cut,
Well, you could, but you'd have to know what they are.
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>>30942520

We guessed this the moment we discovered the robed figure had cat features.
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>>30942443
THE GOLEM IS KITTY FROM THE FUTURE

Take Rena with you, the Cat Thing will answer to her.
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>>30942443
Maybe she can make the cat talk, since she's probably a parallel version of the cat's creator.

Especially if the cat construct had its primary bonds severed.

Also show off your leg.
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>>30942443
... so i'm thinking time travel or alternate universe. the idea of rena as a cunning mastermind is just... wrong. like your dad and his peers level of should not be.
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>>30942443
Guys! She cut one of the pink threads!
Rena might not be her creater!
Ask Rena where kitty is!
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>>30942443
so, basically, rena has extremely high power rock powers and made a golem without knowing it
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>>30942520
No, it's Kitty and Robomaid combined into one.
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>>30942542
Also, Rena fighting the cat is probably caught on video, and they did not seem to be collaborating with each other.
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>>30942542
I'm thinking Bizarro universe.
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>>30942541
Might as well give this a try.
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>>30942582
Or the future. We do have a time mage on the heroes' side.
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>alternate universe where Rena has actual rock powers and is a villain with a huge harem
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>>30942443
>>30942542
>>30942574
>>30942582

Perhaps it's time to do a thorough background check on Rena? See if there's anything that doesn't make sense or is inconsistent with reality as we know it?
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"RENA, WHY!?

R: "W-what?"

"WHY DID YOU DO IT!?"

R: "I didn't do anything!! Stop, you're scaring me!"

"YOU CREATED THAT CAT!?"

R: "What!?"

>Suddenly the pink thread connecting Rena to the cat creature vanishes.
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>>30942615
>Caffornicator was her head lieutenant
>in more ways than one~
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>>30942443
>Fuck. I may have cut the biggest pink thread it had.
Dang. Lost lead.
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>>30942615
>wannabe villain. She can't get into the guild
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>>30942634
You created a time paradox!
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>>30942634
god damn it Bridgette, i doubt she could even do that.
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>>30942651
changed the future, now she doesnt accidentally make catgod
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Rolled 8

>>30942631
>See if there's anything that doesn't make sense or is inconsistent with reality as we know it?
The fact that she's still alive is pretty odd already.

>>30942634
Ask her about the cat.
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>>30942634
Ok, time to go back, bring Rena with you.
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>>30942657
But the future refused to change...
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>>30942634
BRIDGETTE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE TIMELINE
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>>30942634
Welp, that means something is horribly wrong, or we just flipped out on her for no reason. I would like the first to be true, myself.
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>>30942634
Dammit, Bridgett, now you've created a time paradox.
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>>30942634

FISSION MAILED.
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>>30942634

Bridgette, calm the fuck down.

That pink thread doesn't mean that Rena created it, only that Rena was significant to the cat creature in some way. Shouting isn't going to help, but perhaps an investigation into Rena's past will.
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-Paused-
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>>30942634
Let's bring Rena to the Cat, maybe it'll talk to a familiar face.
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>>30942724
UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE!
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>>30942634
Calm down, explain everything.
Fill her in on how the cat thing got caught, how you totally kicked its ass, and how the thing had an "affection" string leading to her.

If the thing is both mechanical and organic in nature, it could be that it's Kitty combined with Robomaid.
That'd explain the cat part (because it's a fucking cat) as well as the machine part and why it was so hell bent on cleaning things up.
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Rolled 7

>>30942706
I am curious as to what you are expecting to find in her past.
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>>30942634
CHECK TO SEE IF RENA GOT HER MAGICAL LESBAIN POWERS BACK.
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>>30942724
>Bridgette quite literally broke Spacetime because Rena somehow got smart enough to build a Robocat in the future with time travel abilities
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?
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>>30942724
Pause? That's nonsense, you can't pause a multiplayer game!
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>>30942634
BRIDGETTE WHAT THE FUCK
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>>30942724
You'd better not be looking up a walkthrough.
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>>30942634
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Guys, I think this might be the end of Hero Quest. We nuked the Dragon and found the BBEG. Now what?
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>>30942724
^ ^ v v < > < > B A Select Start
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This some madoka shit goin on here.
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>>30942763
...what was the name of the evil overlord again?..
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>>30942750

It might be a long shot, but what if the Rena that stands before us right now is not a "real" human, but one that was created or displaced? If she's a time traveler who got her mind wiped or other such things like that, she'd have a made-up background or a gap where she doesn't have any history at all, period. A background check might reveal this or any other inconsistencies.
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>>30942816
She's a magical eggbaby.
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>>30942634
MAKE HER LOVE YOU.
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>>30942816
The cat golem seems to be the displaced one, since the world doesn't seem to make sense to it.
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>>30942816
>bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt
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>>30942848
SHUT UP NOBODY CARES
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>>30942724

Why, why?
I need to know!
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Rolled 11

>>30942855
Maybe Rena was displaced along with the cat.

Rena being completely oblivious, she might not have noticed tha changes.
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>>30942885
>implying thats not the problem
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>>30942724
I think we'll need to start a new thread if you're pausing
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Rolled 12

>>30942634
Also, Rena, you might be a vampire again.
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> everything is just a big show
> there's only one city in the world
> the cat thing wanted to do a retcon
Guys, how long till giant robots start showing up?
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Wait, Caffornicator becomes a villain in the future? Does she rape someone and decide it's awesome or what
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>>30942961
BIG STONE!
THROOOOOOOWTIIIIIIIME!
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>>30942996
The next time Rena throws a really big rock, we need to do that.
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>>30942975
>Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit
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>>30942961
and then Rena ultimately owns a Megadeuce and just is too stupid to remember where it is.
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>>30942905
She did say she didn't realize/notice how dangerous the world really was....
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>>30943047
Don't you get it? The entire city is the Megadeus.
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>>30943047
>"so THAT'S what that thing is!"
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>>30942975
Maybe some bitch totally fucks up her face and since she's ugly and deformed she turns to evil?
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>>30943058
Maybe lesbians don't exist in Rena's original world.
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>>30943067
>final battle against a giant monster
>the city rises like a colossus
>Rena pilots it and wears a plugsuit
Yes.
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>>30943075
Or the Cat Golem can only think in absolutes, and everyone who isn't LG on the alignment scale gets labeled as a villain.
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I didn't make it vanish! It just... Did!
I think something happened to that cat thing...

"Rena, come with me! I'll explain everything!"

>She grabs Rena's hand and runs with her back to the Cat Creature's hideout.
>There is destruction everywhere. The build has been half crushed by massive boulders.
>Inside she sees the Heroes have fallen and The Monster is nowhere to be found. Red Hammer lies broken and bleeding on the ground, Prince is hiding behind dented shields, and Rider's body is slumped against the wall with it's head missing.
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>>30943121
BAD END INCOMING

WE FAILED
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>>30943075
>some bitch totally fucks up her face
Cynthia has weird fetishes
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>>30943121
bwaaaAAAAAAH
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>>30943121
Massive boulders
Its rena the rock
Extreme Villain
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>>30943121
doom_paul.mng
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>>30943121
FIND RIDER'S HEAD
GET IT TO PRINCE
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>>30943121
>>There is destruction everywhere. The build has been half crushed by massive boulders.
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Rolled 18

>>30943121
Oh crap, this must be the work of the daemon created from magical vampire Rena.
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>>30943121
Well, that's one way to get the ghost voices to go away.
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Noooooo Rider!
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>>30943121
DARK RENA!
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>>30943121
> massive boulders
UH OH
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>>30943121
time for reaction images
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>>30943121
...Wait a second, how can Rider's decapitated corpse be over there, if she followed you to see Rena?

>>30942443
Rena even greeted her!
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>>30943121
Bridgette. Bridgett.

Wands?

Where the fuck is your awesome sword of newfound badassitude?
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>>30943121
FUCK WE'VE BEEN RUSED
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>>30943169
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>>30943197
That is a very good question.
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>>30943121
I have no image for what I'm feeling right now.
Mostly because I don't have access to my reaction images, but I still don't think I had one.
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>>30943197
That's a good question.
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>>30943121
> prophecy hareenx
captcha agrees
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>>30943197
Yeah, that's a good question.
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>>30943197
...this is entirely true.
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Rolled 10

>>30943197
>Rena even greeted her!
Did someone fuck with timelines again?
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>>30943224
allow me
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>>30943121
>everythings gone to shit
>quite literally there is an evil universe trying to take over and whatnot
well crap.
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>>30943121
Welp, let's fight Bad Future Rena.
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>>30943197
That... is a very good question.

Hopefully it won't be answered with something like "Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey"
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EVIL FUTURE RENA:

HAVE AN EYEPATCH
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>>30943243
>Rena the Rock is a comic book hero in MGNQ
>timeline bullshit
>clones and homunculi
GUYS
THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGING
WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED
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>>30943274
>not evil parallel fantasy slutnado Rena
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>>30943121
>inb4 Larro didn't plan this
>inb4 he spins an error into something epic
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>>30943197
Probably time travel. Next panel will be Rider seeing the Headless Rider.
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ITT: Future Rena is the BBEG, everythings gone to shit because shes obviously gotten Saitama's level of strength.
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>>30943197
Because the thing behind us isn't rider, and that's just great
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>>30943197
She runs faster than me.
Should have flown but Rena is here.

>As their eyes go to the center of the room they see a woman with red hair and freckles standing where the cat creature was. She smiles at Bridgette and Rena.

???: "You look cuter with long hair."

>And then kisses her. The person moves faster than Bridgette can even perceive, on par with the Caffornicator.
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>>30943121
headless rider:

Become a dullahan
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>>30943342
[screaming intensifies]
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>>30943342
"Well, fuck this timeline."

Bridgette, side with Evil Rena.
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>>30943342
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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>>30943342
YES!
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>>30943342
EVIL RENA STOP THAT
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>>30943342
wut
WUT
JESUS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DAMN /U/BOAT SHIPPERS, HOLY SHIT.
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>>30943342
>You look cuter with long hair.
so doesn't.
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>>30943342
See, this is the shit that happens when Rena gets a sex drive, she becomes evil and does evil things.
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>>30943342
>Bridgette gets her kiss
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
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>>30943342
Oh boy.
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>>30943342
Welp, fuck this timeline! Evil Rena is obviously our lord and master.
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>>30943390
I'm happy!
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>>30943342
I have no images and I must /u/
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>And just like that the girl is gone.
>The cat creature is gone too.
>All that is left in the building are broken heroes, Rena, and a very confused Bridgette.

R: "B-bridette! Do you know that girl!? What happened!?"

"... I... I honestly don't know... But I get the feeling I fucked something up."
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>>30943409
I dunno man. Whoever this bitch is... can she drive?
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>>30943342
Oh my god it was canon all along

Ffffuck
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>>30943342
>doom_paul.mng
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>>30943441
I DEMAND A DOUBLE CHAPTER
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>>30943342
It's EVIL RENA!
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Rolled 5

>>30943441
Huh, so your dad watched the whole thing, btw.

Bad things happening.
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Rolled 16

>>30943441
Double chapter!
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>>30943342
SO SHE IS A KATAMARI BALL OF POWERS

THE LESBIAN PICTURE WAS ALSO CANON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Should have just made her love you Bridgette, like your gut said.

You know good things never happen when you ignore your villain instincts.
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>>30943441
Hmm. Think her dad disapproves there?
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>>30943441
...Wonder if you're gonna get paid for indirectly getting those heroes beaten up?
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>>30943260
Better one
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>>30943441
Before we forget, mention to her that Ignis is doing fine, since he's a demon and can't die permanently. That should give Anti-Hero some peace of mind, if nothing else.
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>>30943441
>But I get the feeling I fucked something up.
Welcome to how Rena feels every day!
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>>30943500
well, he was. Shit might very well all be diffferent now.
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>>30943441
It's the /u/boat rena
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>>30943441
I don't get it.
Next chapter when?
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>>30943441
I wonder if we fucked up hard enough for Sparkle to sense it, even though it wasn't Rena.
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>>30943441
Rena is crying. Does that mean she feels...jealousy?
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Cliffhangers are the worst.

Thanks for the chapter.
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I apologize for ending it right here but I have a meeting with my future boss, otherwise I would totally pull another double chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it and I'll have the time for the next chapter in the twitter as always.
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>>30943441
Hey, your dad looks not dead. So that's a thing. Yay?
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>>30943541
No, it's because Bridgette yelled at her.
Bridgette ruins everything she touches.
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>>30943549
Sure thing man. All the best with that meeting, and thanks for running. Great thread as always.
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>>30943549
Fucking Dulahans.
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>>30943549
I figured as much.
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>>30943549
>I'm fine btw

WOOOO!

>meeting with my future boss
Good luck with all that.
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>>30943549
You're awesome man.

Also I chuckled at Rider.
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>>30943549
Lies! You're doing it to be dramatic!

Thanks for running, man.
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>>30943556
Except lasagna.
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>>30943441
Don't worry, we can fix this Bridgette. All we need is someone strong enough to kill any villian... someone like Anti-He--
Oh. Right.
Fuck.
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>>30943549
My mind is fucked, but otherwise I greatly enjoyed this chapter

Thanks for running, you magnificent adonis of a man.
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>>30943549
You could always run again when you get back. :3

Good luck with the meeting, man!
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>>30943549
you need to turn RenaQuest into a for-profit venture, man,
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>>30943549
Oh, okay. Thanks for the chapter and don't lose your head.
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>>30943584
And what happened to the last lasagna she touched? Yeah. That's right.
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>>30943599
I think we're running up on the endgame.
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>>30943441
If we've got our shapeshifting powers back, does Rena have vampire powers again? And is Queen immortal now?
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>>30943644
We thought that back when MGS laid an egg. It will likely continue for some time.
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>>30943549
>a dullahan now
yessss
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>>30943682
I think BBEG making an appearance trumps super-happy sparkle eggu-chan.
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>>30943699
Now she just needs a motorbike.
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>>30943644
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Did Bridgette just accidentally a timeline?
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>>30943710
That's the thing though. Is this really THE BBEG? We still haven't found out what happened to the outside world, after all.
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>>30943751
Probably. You shouldn't mess with a sword that can cut DREAMS.

We probably should've gone after the Plague Doctor.
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>>30943764
>We still haven't found out what happened to the outside world, after all.
Or what happened in the other timelines.

And how it all relates.
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>>30943764
Whatever happened, I bet Saitama punched it.
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>>30943803
Don't you mean other show routes?
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>>30943764
>>30943803
Don't forget Lord Death is still chilling on the outskirts of town.
Oh god, he's secretly a Future Bridgette and not actually evil, isn't she?
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>>30943833
We never found out what happened to Saitama either.
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Does this mean that Cat Creature and Future-Rena will never come to be, or they're banished to whatever void is reserved for things erased by paradoxes or time shenanigans?
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>>30943863
Future Rena is still running around, she just disappeared.
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We still have the sword though, right?
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>>30943863
No, we just replaced the Cat Thing with Evil Rena because timelines.
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>>30943863
I don't know, I think we might have changed the timeline so that when Rena goes evil, she doesn't make a servant to do her dirty work, but instead turns herself into a power-stealer.
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>>30943853
>lord death being chill
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>>30943883
It's been stated inquest that caffornicator can move at the speed of light. So yeah.
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>>30943863
Nah, it's like this.
> The Cat Thing was supposed to steal a power and give it to Evil Rena. That way, Evil Rena doesn't have to show up and fuck everything.
> Cat Thing decides that the best way to acquire new powers is to go after villains. That way, it does good and keeps her master satisfied.
> The Cat Thing gets captured, and because it fucked up to acquire a new power (ran out of time) Evil Rena pops up.
> The string disappeared when the Cat Thing died, probably at the hands of Evil Rena.
> The Cat Thing was made from Robomaid and Kitty, which explains why it considered old Rena a friend and didn't want to kill her.
> Evil Rena, if she went all katamari with powers, stole time travelling from the Madame Hourglass. That explains how the Cat Thing and her got here in the first place.
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>>30943549
DULAHAN FUCK YES

MORE MONSTER GIRLS
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>>30943710
Yeah, those Batman comics were over the day the Joker showed up.

...wait.
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>>30944083
What's the appeal of a dullahan girl?
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>>30944159
Two extra holes.
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>>30944159
The head and the body in a tsundere relationship.
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>>30944072
the question now is why?
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>>30944159
Extra holes.
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>>30944203
She started listening to the voice of /u/. It drove her to do things.
Horrible things.
Irredeemable things.
Sexy things.
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>>30944159
Oh y'know.
Stuff.
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>>30944183

You can't think of anything fun to do with a girl with a detachable head that doesn't involve the extra holes. Because I wasn't thinking about the extra holes.

I like small amounts of body horror.

Also, think of the Oral possibilities. Go ahead. I'll be here when you get back.
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>>30944159
>>30944227
Stuff he says...

http://exhentai.org/g/672401/d868e7a7c6/
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>>30944203
Who can say? It could be:
> That's "bad" Rena as if we were playing her as a villain from the start (made different choices and stuff).
> That's "we need powers to survive" Rena and there'll be an insanely powerful monster coming our way soon enough.
> That's an alternate draft of Rena, considering how this is all a show and she decided to pop up. Maybe she's from another city where there's a different Hero Quest running and she decided to fuck shit up.
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>>30944072
Madame Hourglass can't travel in time.
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>>30944561
Maybe someone can and she stole that guy's power.
Or Prince has a time machine.
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>>30944561
Rena cant steal powers or make crazy uber cat/maid/robot golems


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