After taking one last look at your handiwork (and making a mental note to show it to Marianne), you close your sketchbook and carry it back to your bedroom... while you probably have enough time to do another sketch of similar quality before Luciana gets back, you remembered that you still have yet to read the rest of that book that Marianne lent you.

And of course it's in the same place that you left it, right there on the desk. After picking it up and leaving your sketchbook in its place, you head back over to the living room and get nice and comfortable on the couch.

Yeah, it's nice to finally be able to relax.

Opening the book to where you left off (hooray for bookmarks), you quickly recall the last part that you'd read... after a failed attempt to fly up to the stars, Prosegana had just given his name to the dragon who caught him before he could fall to the ground.

>[1/?]

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i drew a picture

it is not very good

>>30966279
It is a good picture.

>>30966279
Not bad son

>>30966279
Would cuddle

>>30966279
I like it, it's cute

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>>30966254

Surprised that anyone would be foolish enough to actually try to fly that high, the dragon introduced himself as Valikarias and asked Prosegana what in the would he was thinking. But the concept of "foolishness" itself was foreign to Prosegana, and so he simply answered truthfully- that he had seen the other dragon flying overhead and so decided that he wished to do the same thing.

From his size, Valikarias assumed that Prosegana was of similar age as he... but for this strange silver dragon to have never even -tried- to fly before, he must have truly been devoid of any contact with other dragons prior to this chance encounter. Unwilling to leave Prosegana to his own devices (and also out of fear that he would try and fly to the stars again), Valikarias decided that he would at least watch over Prosegana long enough to teach him about the world.

>[2/?]

Rolled 59

>>30966279
Squeee!

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>>30966279
well done!

>>30966279

Missing the oversized viking helmet but it's all good.

>>30966344

As Prosegana had never had any actual interaction with another living thing beyond acting as a perch for the occasional bird, he gladly accepted the dragon's guidance. And so, his lessons began.

After teaching him everything that he knew about flight, Valikarias decided that it was about time for Prosegana to learn about civilization. Leading him shortly outside a village, Valikarias explained to him how to assume human form...

...and then he quickly regretted this, as "clothing" was another concept that Prosegana had no knowledge of.

>[3/?]

Rolled 59

>>30966557
Hehehehe

I'm trying to think of a reason why Reinhold and Karel would need to share a room. It seems the "not enough rooms" is out of the question now.

Maybe, not enough rooms in that particular part of the castle would work? I really want this to happen. Imagine the hijinks.

>>30966588
I was thinking Karel rooms with Emilio because he needs a friend he can trust in these hard times, then we just need to wait for the inevitable Emilio interlewd where he walks in on the poor girl changing followed by more lewds.

>>30966671
I prefer the
>Emilio confesses his love for Karel
>Karel confesses she is a girl
>Emilio is confused and a little disappointed.

>>30966557

After procuring something for Prosegana to wear, Valikarias led him into the human settlement, a place that nearly overwhelmed the "wild dragon" by how foreign everything was. The clothing that everyone was wearing, the heated food that they were all eating, even the wolf-like animals that they allowed to roam their territory confused Prosegana to no end.

And then there were the objects that most of the adults wore on their belts... this was the first time that Prosegana had seen metal that was not originally from his own body, and utterly baffled him. When he asked Valikarias about this, he was told that the humans bore these "weapons" in order to defend themselves from both animals and other humans who would attack them.

But Prosegana had no understanding of "violence" beyond that needed in order for carnivores to hunt their prey, and it took quite a bit of effort on Valikarias's part before he could be convinced that these humans did not eat each other.

>[4/?]

>>30966701
>Emilio is overcome with shame
>Can't even get with the guy he likes
>flees the kingdom with Sylvie, the two live life as hermits, never realizing they were ment for one another.

>>30966701
Might be wasted as a serious scene unless "Emilio's love life is cursed" is going to become a plot point. Seems like prime material for a joke bonus scene though.

>>30966782
>SylviexEmilio
>The unity of nice

I ship it

I also ship [/spoiler]>ReinholdxKarel[/spoiler]

>>30966795
>Emilio's Love life is cursed.
Sounds like an awesome side quest HO!!

>>30966588

We talking about Reinhold? Karel:
>can't return sleeping to her Mom's place because lol assassins, because she's leaving early tomorrow, and because she doesn't want her to see her in the state she currently is after getting into a fight with Emilio
>can't sleep, as was the original plan, in Emilio' room because "leave me alone"
>can't risk being seen in a state of distress so asking Celestino for an extra room is out of the question
>Reinhold could ask Citrine and Marius to let Karel sleep on the couch for a night, but risking to discover Karel's secret is too dangerous, especially because Citrine doesn't seem like she's very good at keeping secrets
>so in desperation Reinhold let Karel sleep in his bed while he sleep on the floor, all the while trying to come up with a plausible excuse for Marianne for why they aren't sharing the bed
>"I, uh... I move a lot when I sleep. And I snore, too."
>"I am right in the other room. You do not."
>"W-well I do when I fought a lot."
>"Oh. Carry on, then."
>cue to Marianne fearing a little that she's going to snore herself tonight for having killed a guy

>>30966782
Sylvie is into tough guys just like Marianne. I am really really hoping she falls for Karel though.

>Sylvie keeps trying to spend time with Karel
>Karel thinks Sylvie is just being friendly
>Sylvie starts teaching Karel magic
>Sylvie finally moves on from Reinhold
>Sylvie finds out Karel is a girl

I feel sorry for her

>>30966882
>Sylvie then discovers how to alter gender via chemical tampering

>>30966822
The objective of the game is to help Emilio get into Marianne's pants. Every day Emilio receives a small number of Alpha Points (AP), and he cannot take actions that involve being manly or awesome without spending AP. He can gain bonus AP when he hangs out with manly men and stays far away from potential love interests (Karel counts as manly-man until her true gender is discovered), though obviously doing so won't help him much in the getting laid department.

Are you a bad enough dude to help Emilio git gud and tap that royal ass?

>>30966897
I am terrified of what Sylvie would do with magical gender-changing powers.

>>30966897
I'm sure her sisters would love that.

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>>30966762

After a month or so at the human village, Prosegana had formed a basic understanding of the way humans lived, though he personally had little interest in their ways. He found the human form that he was forced to remain in while in the village to be small and weak, and would much rather be flying in the skies above...

...but he did enjoy having company for the first time in his centuries-long existence, and so he did not complain.

Just as the two were about to leave this village for what Valikarias promised would be a far more interesting place, a man who claimed to know Valikarias approached them. Angry about some inconsequential slight that he had allegedly committed against him years ago, this man assumed the form of a massive red dragon and attacked without warning.

Though Valikarias did his best to defend himself, his attacker had nearly two hundred years on him and so was a great deal stronger. Even after Prosegana himself assumed his draconic form to help his friend, the equivalent of two one hundred year-old dragons is no match for one who is nearly three hundred years old...

>[5/7]

>>30966882

Karel would have more experience than Reinhold dealing with that, though, considering that she has to deal with hordes of fangirls.

Also, it's sad that Reya will never be interested in Sylvie, just because he thinks she can't be "quiet".

>>30966897
>Niklaus steals the formula and starts working on a plan to steal Melon from Nicolette
>it fails because he's just as weird as a girl

>>30966924
>Karel route

>>30966996
>it fails because he's just as weird as a girl
He clearly didn't factor in the Cootie Theorem

By the way, have we had a reference pic of Karel yet? I keep seeing her as Kikuchi Makoto...

>>30967084
I recall it being a gender flipped version of Saber from Fate/stay.

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>>30967122

Yep.

>>30967084
Gender-reflipped Saber. But yes, I also have a hard time resisting seeing her as Makoto.

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>>30967170
I'd like to picture Elena as this....But her hair is probably redder...

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>>30967218

them fighting words

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>>30967218

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>>30967218
Dear got, that's like #shotsfired on every conceivable level.

First you're saying that both Luci and Iori are a shit to piss off people who like either/both, and then you're also implying that Luci and Iori are linked which will further anger people who like one but not the other.

This is truly a masterfully baited hook, the likes of which we may never see again.

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>>30966953

After a battle that destroyed over half of the village, the red dragon stood victorious over the beaten and bloodied Valikarias and Prosegana. As his enemy prepared to crush his throat, Valikarias begged his friend to run away while he still could... but it was too late.

A pair of crimson jaws raced towards Valikarias...

...and were blocked by... a wing? Shocked that someone that he'd known for little over a month would risk his own life to save his, Valikarias frantically scrambled to help his friend.

And saw something utterly bizarre in his place.

The "wing" that blocked the red dragon's jaws was not Prosegana's silvery scaled one, but rather something that looked like several shards of metal that were arranged in a manner that crudely resembled one.

Slowly, he turned to see the body that this appendage was connected to.

And was met with an utterly alien sight.

>[6/7]

>>30967218
Iori is nothing like Luciana, you take that back.

>>30967346
ohmy, looks like someone's got a waifuuuuuu~

>>30967381

That's not exactly a secret.

I've never been to these threads or really /tg/ in general but...
>147 threads
Jesus christ.

>>30967381
That's been common knowledge since, like, thread 10 or something like that.

>>30967381
He's a fuckin' polygamist siscon, now. He's got that one touhou and the Iori.

>>30967385
There have been longer quests, I think

Rolled 66

>>30967385
Yeah, someone makes that comment every thread.

>>30967406
>polygamist siscon
So, Araragi?

>>30967385
Yeah, 147 isn't that big for quests.

>>30967385
MGNQ is on like 185 or something

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>>30967406

That only saves best girl for me.

Arch can't have her.

So the dinner is going to be just Reinhold, Reya, Luciana and Marianne?

Hmm...

>>30967452
but
but
rachel-samaaaaaaa

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>>30967452
the sexiest

>>30967476
Is it? I can remember

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>>30967480
Showing off her shoulders like that. Has she no shame?

>>30967489
*can't

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>>30967477

nope, hime-sama's mine

fight me

>>30967476
orgy confirmed

>>30967335
>[7/7]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

With an annoyed sigh, you mark your place in your book and place it next to you on the couch.

"Who is it?" you call out.
"It's Reya," he shouts back.
"Alright, come on in."

The doorknob turns and Reya enters the room... though he's by himself.

"Luciana isn't with you?" you ask.
"I stopped by her room on the way here, but she said that she needed a little bit more time to pack," Reya replies with a shrug.


>hang out with the reya while you wait
>go and bug Luciana
>[OTHER]

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait

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>>30967480

>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana
it's a boyfriend's solemn duty to always fuck with their girlfriend when they're packing

>>30967526
>>hang out with the reya while you wait
Let me regal you with stories about my homeland!

>>30967526
>[OTHER]
Show Reya our Masterpiece

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait

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>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait

I mean, he's here. So why not? You'll get to her whenever you're done hanging out with him.

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>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana

>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana

See if she needs help packing her pantsu

>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana
Maybe we can help her pack

>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana

>>30967560
I'm pretty sure Arch said that Reinhold is completely heterosexual. This would be out of character.

>>30967565
AND show her the masterpiece

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait

>>30967582
Showing him doodles that we made is out of character?

>>30967526
>go and bug Luciana
We can hang out with dragonbro when we get home

>>30967560
The problem is nobody else will get it except Marianne and her father, and showing it to them seems like a bad idea.

>>30967582
It's only gay if he looks us in the eyes

>>30967504
Reading the Judiciary Universe series are you?

>>30967605
Luci TOLD us teh story. Lets show her.

>>30967600
No. Showing him the 'masterpiece'.

The masterpiece is our penis.

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait
Bro time!

>>30967605
And Luci, she's the one who told us the story after all.

>>30967526

I'm torn. On the one hand it feels like we kept avoiding the siblings these past few days or treating them like our replacements, but OTOH >>30967552

Luciana it is.

>>30967582
Lil' Rein is Spinelle's Masterpiece. She shaped it into a sword.

>>30967560

Reya won't get the joke.

>>30967526
>>30967560
this

>>30967628
Why not make a doodle of our penis and then name it "The Masterpiece"?

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait
is it safe to come beck to this quest?

>>30967648

Because Marius already did that one.

Go ahead and ask Citrine.

>>30967648
NOW you're thinking like a bigshot artist!

>>30967648
Let's just draw dickbutt and call it a day

>>30967650
Probably, its definitely calmed down a lot.

>>30967650
No

>>30967670
I don't like it, it's to quite

>>30967526
hang with reya
seriously, we need more time with guys

>>30967670
when i left there was still a lot of crying about the route lock
did it stop?

>>30967717
Yes

Luci a shit

>>30967717
It never stopped.

>>30967560
>>30967583
>>30967618
>>30967642
Show Luci the Doodle, Or just go bug her with out it. I'd like to see her reaction though...

>>30967705
On a related note, when we get back we need to start a super awesome guy club (+Karel) for the purpose of doing guy stuff. Karel, Emilio, Taka, Reya, and occasionally Niklaus when there is science to do. It'll be great.

>>30967717
seems so, lots of people (myself included for a while) seem to have dropped the quest due to others having fun wrong

>>30967717
It mostly stopped. Whether that's due to people getting over it or just dropping the quest entirely is another matter.

>>30967732
Yeah, showing Luci the doodle is pretty much mandatory

>>30967732
>show Luci our doodle

heh

>writing

>>30967745
Now we're getting dangerously lewd.

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>>30967736

Everyone guy who spends too much time with Reinhold turn into a girl.

that is also why Volker faked his death.

>>30967229
>think this is cute
>reverse image search
>pixiv fantasia
wait what. i thought pixiv was like japanese danbooru, why do they have their own setting thing

also, to everyone wanting to show luci our pic, we need to save that for when mari is with us so we can see her embarrassed look

>>30967761
Ok, I haven't read much Berserk, give me the context there. It's been bugging me.

>>30967385
After reading a few of the updates they're pretty short. 147 isn't that big of a deal I guess.

>>30967781

It's a porn parody. Replace dick with sword and you have Guts.

>>30967788
Ok, that's what I had sorta assumed.

>>30967781
guts' sword is HUEG as fuck and people in setting actually react to someone carrying around a weapon that weighs as much as three men instead of just writing it off as normal. this hentai has everyone give the same reaction to his penis

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>>30967728
>>30967739
>>30967740
Thanks for telling me anons
back at full power dood!

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>>30967781
Every single person to give a description of Gut's dragonslayer refer to it being basically a large slab of iron instead of a sword.
Also finish reading it.

>>30967526
>hang out with the reya while you wait

>>30967851
>finish reading it.
how can he do that if they aren't off the boat

>>30967743
This

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>>30967826
get back in your hole Prinny

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>>30967933
but I just got back dood!

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"Eh, you might as well wait here then," you say. "I was just reading and Marianne's in her room packing right now, but I guess the others should show up soon."
"If I'm interrupting anything, I can always come back..." Rey replies, eyeing the book that you left on the couch.
"Nah, it's fine," you shake your head. "I was just reading to kill time until you guys showed up, anyways."
"As long as I'm not imposing."

Deciding that you should probably try and avoid getting Marianne's book stuck between the couch cushions or have food fall on it, you hop up from the couch and carry it back to your bedroom.

And then you remember the name of Prosegana's friend...

>[1/?]

>>30968047
>And then you remember the name of Prosegana's friend...

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

>>30968047
Valikarias is Reya's fasha

>>30968095

Reya's complete name is Reyasarima.

Valikarias should be part of Mirakarias' family.

>>30968108
Meh, close enough

>>30968047

"...that sounds kind of close to Mira's full name," you mumble as you look at the cover of the book. "You guys wouldn't happen to be related to the guy from this, would you?"
"Hm?" Reya turns to you. "What book is that?"
""The Steel Dragon,'" you reply.
"Prosegana? No, I don't think he ever had any kids..."
"No, I mean his friend. Valikarias."
"Ohhhh," he snaps his fingers. "Me and Rana aren't related to him, but I think that he's Mira's... grandfather's grandfather's grandfather? Pretty sure that was it."

That's a lot of generations there.

"But we're related to her on her mother's side, so we don't have any fancy pedigree," Reya says.
"That's still pretty impressive," you reply.
"I'd say that being a direct descendant of an Old King is more impressive than being kind of almost related to an Old King's best friend," he shrugs.

>[2/?]

>>30968201
Old Kings can have kids? What?

>>30968201
Reinhold comes from a long line of glorious chins

Top pedigree

>>30968201
Wait, there are Old King Descendants in this setting? Fuckin' shit...

>>30968242
Except that it's confirmed that Reinhold was born from schlubs. His pedigree is shit.

>>30968273
>in b4 Prosegana had Progenya

>>30968295
You don't get a rare magical affinity from having scrub parents.

>>30968311
>You don't get a rare magical affinity from having scrub parents.
His metal affinity doesn't mean anything more than his parents were foreigners.

>>30968295
We don't know our parents nignog, we're orphanized. I've been pretty skeptical about Raoul from the first mention of his name. I mean, the guy just wanders around fighting shit as an adventurer, he must've banded someone once or thrice on his giant journey.

>>30968343
Arch confirmed in meta forever ago that Reinhold's parents were nobody special.

>>30968360
So's your mom.

>>30968273
IIRC, isn't the Granache royal family descended from the Old King that originally controlled the territory? Is that a thing or am I misremembering?

>>30968360
They're special to me

>>30968201
>[3/3]

Oh yeah, Granache's entire royal family is descended from Sivarios.

"Today really was something," Reya says as he leans back into his chair. "Never thought we'd get caught up in all this crap when we accepted the security job for the party..." he sighs.
"Uh, are you two really going to be okay coming back to Granache with us?" you ask. "I know this was really sudden..."
"No, I'm fine with that," he replies. "You guys are pretty alright, and I know that Rana's super excited that she gets to bug Nicolette and Melanie some more."


>talk about another thing?

>>30968360
WERE nobody special.

>>30968360
>>30968343
>>30968332
>>30968311
>>30968295
>Prosegana
is our father

>>30968408
We should ask if Rana likes chics...She gives off that vibe.

>>30968416
I doubt it, that'd be giving us an advantage in something. So no, I think not.

>>30968408

Ask if Reya was serious about Melanie.

>>30968408
reya has some hero worship for some of granache's guys right? ask if he wants us to set up a little spar between him and greg/vincent/arnaud

>>30968427
please don't

>>30968463
what did he say again?

>>30968496
>Hey bro, you up for fighting death in human form?

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>>30968496
>Subtly trying to kill Reya

>>30968463
Didn't he also say he liked Mari?

>>30968496
Well, maybe he can sit in on an Arnaud training session or something.

Greg and Vincent both kinda have the issue of "no sense of self-control" when it comes to violence.

>>30968510
>Hey bro, you up for sparring with death in human form?
fixed. and now i can't help but see arnaud as
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EzU9sLQ6I

>>30968509
>"Maybe someone like Melanie or the Princess..." Reya laughs. "She seemed pretty nice as long you don't make her mad."

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29788990/#29795065

>>30968522
Vincent has violence issues?

Welp, Reinhold is already dead.

>>30968549
and then we get tiger dojod back to right when luci's moving in for her kiss

>>30968557

You mean we have to let Sylvie kill herself and blame it on the assassins.

Otherwise you have to get back to Sylvie's "teehee what type of girl do you like Reinhold?" and give a more decisive answer before Luciana declare the the beginning of the Waifu War.

>writing

>>30968549
Not anger issues, just too strong for his or anyone else's good.

>>30968589
>almost no suggestions voted for

Here's hoping we don't piss off our last guy friend today.

Emilio doesn't count... yet.

>>30968603
Well they were all shit

>>30968618

That's because Reya and Reinhold don't have much to say to each other.

"It was so weird asking Sir Gregory if I could crash on his couch for the night," Reya says, sighing.
"Huh?"
"Me and Rana had rooms in the Guild but it's too dangerous for us to be out there tonight so we're stuck here in the castle until we leave with you guys tomorrow."
"You could probably just ask King Celestino if he'd lend you a room if you really need it," you shrug.

You're not about to offer for him to stay in here, Marianne would probably kill you.

"Nah, it's already dealt with," Reya says with a weak smile. "Took care of it before I came back in here."
"Oh... well that's nice to hear at least," you reply.
"And Rana's sleeping on the couch in Sylvie and Melanie's suite like she did last time," she sighs. "I hope she's not stupid enough to get drunk tonight too..."

>[1/?]

>>30968735
>Rana kissing Melanie

We ain't seen nothing yet.

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>>30968748
can you blame her

>>30968735

You feel slightly compelled to ask him if his sister's into girls, but you decide not to since that would be impossibly rude. You've pissed enough off your friends off as it is.

"So you and Rana are going to switch off on watching Elena?" you ask.
"Probably," Reya shrugs. "I have no idea what I'll be doing in the meantime, though... how do you spend the time while you're not doing bodyguard stuff?" he asks.
"Draw, goof off with Nicolette... and Sylvie, though I doubt she wants anything to do with me now," you sigh. "I guess I'll probably be doing a lot more hell training with Arnaud."
"Oh yeah, you're buddies with all those guys..." he says with a nervous chuckle.
"I could probably set up a sparring match with him if you wanted."

>[2/?]

>>30968824

Reinhold has the bad habit of making promises others will then have to fulfill, doesn't he?

>>30968824
I like that Reinhold's favourite passtime is duels and sparring.

>>30968896
You mean training to get our ass kicked?

>>30968900
and then getting our ass kicked because magic always wins

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>>30968896
To be honest? I wouldn't want to hang with Reinhold.

"Do you want to spar? Can I draw you? Tell me about your life! Do you want to spar?"

I would have the glassy grin of those who speak with cringelords in no time flat.

>>30968933
I know that feel.

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>>30968924

Pic related.

>>30968933

Well, what would you have done? Besides, Reinhold does other things too, like just hanging out during walks and loving the shit out of good food. Also lessons.

>>30968824
>[3/3]

"Sparring... with Guillaume Arnaud," Reya says, staring at you. "No thanks, I'd much rather not end up dead."
"Eh, he's not THAT bad..." you reply, "but getting smacked around by him does hurt like hell."
"Yeah, I don't find it fun to get wailed on by people who I KNOW I can't beat."

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Who's there?" you call out.
"It's your beautiful girlfriend and her adorable little sister... and Andreas too!" a female voice calls back. You can't tell if it's Luciana or Elena, but you wouldn't put it past either of them.
"...come on in," you say with an embarrassed sigh while Reya does his best to keep from laughing.

As the Princesses (and also Andreas) walk through the door, Marianne finally emerges from her bedroom.

"I was wondering when you three would finally get here," she says.


>greet the princesses!

>>30968969
"Eyyyyyy"

>>30968969
Time for foods?

>>30968933
8 year fencer/ 5 year hema kuhkri/halfsworder here, I would be best sparbuddies with Rein if the opportunity was presented ;_;such is life as sword

>>30968969

>>30968986
This.

Also,
>4 hours in
>we only read and talked to Reya
>"I plan on hopefully ending the day finally I hope."

>>30968969

spout bad poetry ala marianne's comment earlier

>>30968996
17 hour pgq marathon time?

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>>30968969
Pass around our glorious art. It's about fuckin' time.

>>30968996
We'll just make him run all night.

>>30969022
no no, we must wait for aquaman

>>30969029

Isn't it usually like 6-7 a.m. when PGQ ends in his timezone?

>>30969031
FUCK that, he time is NIGH!

>>30969035
It's also that time when it ends for me....

>>30969035
Yeah, in general.
This thread's going to be running later than usual because BULLSHIT.


>writing

>>30968969
"M'lord, m'lady, (softly to Luci) my love."

>>30969095

*tips chapeau*

>>30969095
Smooth as a babby's ass, this.

>>30969095
God dammit, do you want Luci to mount us right hear and now? Its too much, too much man.

Why haven't we killed this bitch yet?

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>>30969095
classic schmosby

>>30969140

Because Elena is too adorable.

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"Sorry to keep you waiting, but I had lots of things to pack," Luciana says.
"We were visiting the Queen and lots track of time," Andreas joins in. "Partly because -someone- decided to fight an infant over who got to eat the last cookie..." he says, glaring at Elena.
"It was -my- cookie," Elena pouts.
"ANYWAYS," Luciana clears her throat, "what were you up to while we were gone?" she asks.
"I was packing up my things," Marianne replies. "And Reinhold here was moping the entire time that you were gone..." she cuts you a sly grin.
"C'mon," you sigh. "Before Reya came back,"
"Hey," he waves.
"...I was just reading a book that Marianne lent me. And before that, I was sketching."
"Can I see?" Elena asks.
"I don't see why not," you say, turning towards your bedroom. "One minute, I just need to grab my sketchbook..."

>[1/?]

>>30969253
Hooo boy, Marie TsunStorm in 3...2...1...

>>30969253
>"It was -my- cookie," Elena pouts.

You tell 'em Elena.

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>>30969253

>"I don't see why not," you say, turning towards your bedroom. "One minute, I just need to grab my sketchbook..."

BAD END.

Fucking shitty connection.

>>30969327
why would you want to?

>>30969265
>>30969297
>>30969302
>>30969327
>People this exited to show Marianne our drawing
No wonder Reinhold acts like he's five

>>30969335
You wouldn't. Bu you couldn't even if you would.

>>30969342
The people like cute girls doing cute things. Who can blame them?

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>>30969342
I'm sorry, are you allergic to FUN?

>>30969362
FUN KILLED MY FATHER YOU BASTARD!

>>30969366
At least he has gone with a smile on his face. Stay strong anon.

>>30969253

Wasting no time, you quickly grab the sketchbook from the desk and flip to the page with the drawing that you just did.

"And here you go," you say as you hand it over to the little princess.

Elena then does her best imitation of a fancy grown-up lady, nodding and "hmm"-ing as she looks over your drawing.

"It's cute," Elena says, giving her final judgement of your artwork. "I wish I could draw like this."
"Let me see..." Luciana says as she looks over her little sister's shoulder to get a good look.

And then her lips curl into the biggest grin ever.


>[2/?]

>>30969391
>Elena then does her best imitation of a fancy grown-up lady, nodding and "hmm"-ing as she looks over your drawing.

2qt4me

>And then her lips curl into the biggest grin ever.

OH BOY HERE WE GO.

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>>30969391
>Elena then does her best imitation of a fancy grown-up lady, nodding and "hmm"-ing as she looks over your drawing.
>"It's cute," Elena says
ur cute!

>>30969391
"What can I say? Your story from before inspired me."

>>30969391
"I'm not one to let Inspiration slip through my fingers." Then do Jazz hands.

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>>30969391
Maximum OVERTROLL engaged.

Target lock confirmed.

Weapons all green.

FIRE!

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>>30969391

Marianne's rant is gonna take the rest of the thread.

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>>30969391
Mari's reaction: "The perspective and anatomy have come a long way, I like your mis en scene, but it's missing blood, there needs to be a whole lot if you were planning on a tasteful still of ME EVISCERATING YOU!"

>>30969391

"Oh this is just -wonderful-," Luciana giggles.
"Hm?" Andreas turns to her. "It's cute, but I don't see what the big deal is..."
"Tsk tsk tsk," she shakes her finger. "Andreas, you just don't understand my dear Reinhold's artistic genius."
"I guess not," he shrugs.

Luciana then scurries over to where you're standing, giving you a quick peck on the cheek before making her way over to Marianne and getting a firm hold of her arm.

"...what are you doing?" Marianne says, rolling her eyes at her friend."
"Oh Marianne, you absolutely -must- see his drawing!" Luciana giggles.

>[3/?]

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>>30969440
Maybe she'll cross the embarrassment event horizon and just lock up.

>>30969490
Jesus Luci is going full ham with this one.

>>30969490
Why so based Luci?

>>30969490

Reinhold's art is already too complex for plebs.

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>>30969490
He's romantically impaired and unable to read social cues, she's a lulz junkie with a sprinkling of bitch.

Together Reinhold and Luciana are: Maximum Trollerdrive!

Rated PG-13, Lollervision not available in all areas. though your mom is

>>30969490

With an extremely annoyed look on her face, Marianne gives in as Luciana drags her over to Elena, who is still holding your sketchbook.

"Get a goooood look, Marianne!" Luciana giggles. "I'm sure that you'll appreciate this..."
"Yes, I'm sure," Marianne sighs as she leans over to look at the drawing.

And her eyes grow wide with shock.

"This is supposed to be..." Marianne says, having snatched the sketchbook out of Elena's hands.
"Hey!" Elena shouts.
"Ehehehehe..." Luciana giggles. "You must admit that it's quite the flattering drawing, yes?"
"And I'm holding a..."

With a long sigh, Marianne gives your sketchbook back to Elena and turns to Luciana. And she does not seem to be amused at all.

"Luciana..." Marianne says, her jaw clenched tightly as she slowly raises her hands, "...while HE does stupid things like this without knowing, I know for a fact that everything that YOU do is planned."
"It's not like I told him to draw it," Luciana says, shrugging. "And I don't see why you're so embarrassed, it's quite the cute picture. Were I someone else, it would be enough to make me jealous that he didn't draw -me- in such a cute way."

But Marianne isn't having any of it.

>[4/?]

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>>30969604
Oh god Marie you so tsun-tsun.

>>30969604
We should make a picture book with Mari as the Brash, Headstrong main character. She'll go around and beat up baddies and eat sweets all the time.

>>30969604

Wait. Why is Marie angry at Lucie?

People can only get angry at Reinhold. It feels wrong otherwise.

>>30969616
So do you want to end up frozen against the wall again?

>>30969616
>>30969626
It's for the KIDS!

>>30969618
Like I said earlier, it's a TsunStorm. A well-documented phenomena where a critical buildup of Tsun causes the Tsundere to randomly rant and rave until they've completely exhausted their Tsun reserves.

>>30969604
You were drawn as a cute little kid. What a sorrible thing! Marie's tsun is starting to annoy me.
Then she'll show her dere and i'll forget all about it.
DAMN IT!

>>30969650
>sorrible
that should read horrbile.

>>30969650
>Implying that the 0.01% of Dere she shows will EVER be worth her constant sighing and fun destroying mood.

>>30969604
*Kneel*
"My humblest appologies, Princess. If thou wilst it I shalt never lift neither pencil nor brush ever again."

Imitating the theatrical way Marianne spoke earlier.

>>30969657
>sorrible
>horrbile
The double typo. I know that feel, friend.

>>30969662
you just don't know when to plug the spaghetti holes do you? we dont need a spaghetti flood at our hands.

>Marianne thinks that we can't help it but be stupid

We're getting back to Dog again.

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>>30969662

This sounds good.

Do it.

>>30969604

"If you hadn't told him that -stupid- story..." Marianne growls.
"Hey, it was all for fun!" Luciana says, laughing nervously as she slowly backs away.
"Yes, I know too well how much you enjoy embarrassing others," she says, cracking her knuckles as she draws closer to Luciana.

You'd expect this kind of reaction from Nicolette, but not Marianne...

"C- c'mon, calm down," you say as you try and ease towards the two princesses.
"Stay out of this, Reinhold," Marianne replies, not even bothering to turn to you.

And before you can get in between them, both of Marianne's clenched fists fly right for Luciana.

>[5/?]

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>>30969676
Why do we care what we're seen as in her eyes? She's never gonna see us as human anyway.

>>30969684
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>>30969671
i just gave up at that point.

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>>30969676

>Implying Reinhold cares about social status
>Implying Reinhold cares about anything at all except for his friends to be safe and well and at peace with each other

>inb4 DRAMA and everyone goes to bed without dinner

Admittedly, mocking a stressed-out abrasive girl isn't the wisest thing to d-

>>30969693

Holy shit. What the fuck is happening to Marianne?

>>30969693
>Andreas to steps in.

>>30969693
>Reinhold's gf gets punched in the face
>Reinhold stutters like a bitch and does nothing.

>>30969693
Oh shit

>>30969693

Come on cross counter Luci!

>>30969707
She is kinda of a bitch?

>>30969693

She's gonna flail and do the "baka baka baka" thing is she

>>30969693
Stop Mari from hurting our Waifu. Bitch needs to calm her small ass tits.

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>>30969720
>small ass tits

>>30969676
While i want to achieve the Llama, i wouldn't mind much if we were back to dog. And if drawing her as a cute kid is all it takes to get downgraded i would just stop giving a shit about it anyways. Last downgrade was also MArie being just as stupid as Reinhold.

>Marianne rips her face
>she was Sylvie all along

>>30969693
Its all a joke right?

>>30969693
>Dive between them
Nothing is stopping us from protecting her from herself

>both of Marianne's clenched fists fly right for Luciana.
Supermanning that hoe?

>>30969693

"NOOOOO!" Luciana shrieks as Marianne's attack connects.

But she doesn't punch her.

No, this is probably worse...

"HAHAHAHANOSTOPHAHAHAHASTOPITMARIAHAHAHAHAHAIMSORRYHAHAHAHAHAHA" Luciana squeals as Marianne furiously tickles her sides.
"Not until you learn your lesson," Marianne replies. "What, you thought that I had forgotten how ticklish you are?"

Marianne has Luciana completely at her mercy as the red-haired princess's legs buckle from underneath her, sending her falling to the floor. But it doesn't stop, Marianne keeps on tickling her.

This is... you're not sure that you should really be watching this.

>[6/?]

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>>30969739
Make a note of this for later, Reinhold.
You should sketch it.

>>30969739

You magnificent bastard.

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Apologise to Luciana for causing this. Give Princess a Disapproving Look.

>>30969693
This had better be a There Will Be Blood style, no holds barred beatdown. I need to see Marianne sitting on the floor, panting because of how hard she just wailed ass, and muttering "I'm finished." at the guards who come to check on the disturbance.

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>>30969739

Close enough.

We're sketching this too, right?

>>30969739
>ticklish
we should take note off this

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>>30969739
mfw

>>30969739
Draw this.

>>30969739
>This is... you're not sure that you should really be watching this.

Come on Rein. You gay or something?

Also this:
>>30969749

>>30969751

Belay that. I thought she was gonna punch her. Do this instead >>30969749

>>30969739
We probably shouldn't draw this scene, no matter how tempting it is.

But we should definitely remember that Luciana is ticklish.

>>30969749
>>30969754
Hell yes we're sketching this.

>>30969739
Go full-Marius and slink off to sketch it while they're distracted!

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>>30969739
>Rein's face when

>>30969749
mauhahahahahahahahahahah I love it

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>>30969739
"Note to self, Girl of my affections is extremely ticklish"

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>>30969739
>Tickle play.

>>30969773
>Go full-Marius and slink off to sketch it while they're distracted!
THIS

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I like where this is going.

>>30969739
...Fist bump Andreas. THIS! This is why you become the bodyguard for princesses. (and blah, blah, noblebright, whinge, whine, white knight).

>tfw Marie blamed Lucie for our drawing to avoid tickling us

Truly our suffering will never end.

>>30969797
Just think of the VN man.

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>>30969797
>Marie tickling us
Yeah, that can only end well

>>30969797
>MUH TRUMA
Like she'd risk it.

>>30969739

Hey, what if Spinelle tickled us as foreplay and this trigger our PTSD?

>>30969739

And it looks like Reya's thinking the same thing, seeing as how he is now facing the wall while blushing intensely. Andreas is shaking his head while laughing to himself as if he's used to seeing scenes like this, and you... well, you make a point to remember this scene for potential sketching purposes.

And the knowledge of Luciana's ticklishness may be useful in the future.

After about five minutes of this, Marianne's hands get tired so she finally releases Luciana from her clutches and helps her back to her feet... but it looks like she's not quite able to stand up on her own just yet. Deciding that now is the time to intervene, you rush in before Luciana can fall and carry her over to the couch.

In a princess carry. You can't help but laugh at the bad joke.

>[7/8]

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>>30969833

Reinhold, saving Princesses from Princesses while (Half-)Dragons and Knights watch.

Also, I'm surprised that Elena didn't join the melee.

>>30969849
There's only so much cute that can be handled at once.

>>30969849
Andreas probably held her.

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>>30969833
We are the best Princess guard ever.