>>31044264
We are what could generously be called a gentleman.

>>31044264
>You are a lady

>>31044264
>>You are a lady

>>31044264
>You are a lady

>>31044264
>We are a man, baby!

>>31044264
Gentleman.

>>31044264
>You are what the uneducated peasants of this world refer to as a 'futa'

>>31044264
>You are a lady

Consentacles go go go

>>31044264
>>31044324
>We are an actual man-baby.

>>31044264
>Smut Quest
>Option to be a lady.
CLASSIC BLUNDER OP
CLASSIC BLUNDER
>You are a gentleman

>>31044264
>You are a gentlady

>>31044264
>You are a gentleman

>>31044264
>You are a lady

Kek

>>31044264
Seconding >>31044338

>>31044264
>You are a lady
You should never start with chargen, it's a horrible idea especially when it also involves picking gender.

>>31044264
A man.

>>31044264
If we're gonna be in a sex zoo, theres only one choice.

Seconding >>31044338

>>31044264
>You are a lady

inb4 we end up in the monster rape zoo

>>31044385
>>31044365
This

>>31044264
Male

>>31044264
>You are a lady
Let's get fucked.

>>31044264
this>>31044338

>>31044264
You are a gentleman

>>31044365
>>31044385
I don't see the big deal when the title is something like 'ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO'. In most quests I'd agree, but...

>>31044264
>I am a male orangutan

>>31044264
>You are a lady

Look at all these votes.

>>31044264
>You are a lady

>>31044264
Let's have a male mc in a smutquest for once.

Lady

>>31044264
>You are a lady
I prefer female POV in both my smut AND my silly raunchy quests, so.

>>31044264
>>You are a gentleman

>>31044264
Lady.

>>31044445
>for once
All the mc's in the textadventure quest have been male

>>31044264
>Both

>>31044338 good enough

>>31044264
Male

>>31044264
>ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO

Well OP, I got to admit you know how to get my attention.

I'm sure neither side has any samefagging, no sir. Certainly not.

>>31044264
>You are a gentleman

>>31044468
>>31044454
>>31044450
>>31044443
>>31044435
>>31044406
>>31044402
>>31044378
>>31044368
>>31044346
>>31044322
>>31044318
>>31044317
Female.

>>31044298
>>31044324
>>31044325
>>31044365
>>31044371
>>31044387
>>31044405
>>31044426
>>31044445
>>31044482
Male.

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>>31044264
You are a female human, though you don't feel very ladylike. You stumble out of the pod and look for some kind of control console or legible signs on the wall. You see none. There are markings on the wall that look almost like Galactic Standard English, but they're all gibberish. It's like someone built a crude impression of a human habitation.

You reflect on the trauma of your capture and the circumstances that led to it.

>Choose a background
>Psychopath
>Cyborg
>Innocent Soul
>Psychiatrist
>Tribal
>Harem Fugitive
>Star Samurai
>Corporate Drone
>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044264
>You are a lady

>>31044515
>Cyborg

>>31044515
>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
>Corporate Drone
Pizza so tempting...but no, the drone calls to me.

>>31044515
>Harem Fugitive
>Cyborg
>Innocent Soul

>>31044515
>Psychopath

>>31044515

Why would we willingly escape from the Sex Zoo?

Sounds like a cool place to be.

>>31044515
>Star Samurai

>>31044515
Magical Girl Cyborg captured by our enemies.

>>31044515
>>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
>Psychiatrist
Let's analyze everyone and everything that tries to bend us over for a quickie.

>>31044515
>star samurai

>>31044515
>Harem Fugitive

>>31044515
>Psychopath
>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
>>Psychopath
If there's gonna be rape, it's gonna be dished out by us

>>31044515

This is a quest so:

>All of the above

>>31044515
>Tribal
No nudity taboo go!

Also brown, tattoos, and maybe some piercings.

>>31044515
>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
>>Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
>Tribal
>>31044578 raises a very good point, it's impossible to not go for the delicious brown option.

>>31044515
A
>Tribal
>Star Samurai
turned
>Harem Fugitive

>>31044515
>Star Samurai

>>31044596

Who is also a Pizza Contest Winner

>>31044515
bleh, psychopath is so fuckin' boring. cyborg

>>31044596
A good combination.

>>31044515
>Pizza Contest Winner
Most of the others are either too wacky or too boring for me.

>>31044515
>Pizza Contest Winner
IT CALLS TO ME

>>31044609
Is that how they ended up stuck in the harem in the first place? The Pizza contest ended up winning them a drugged meal which lead to us being kidnapped for a harem?

>>31044515
>Star Samurai
I have no idea what that is, but I want to.

>>31044515
Anything but Psychopath or Harem Survivor. Just slot me in at the top choice not one of those. I guess Pizza Contest Winner?

>>31044515
>Star Samurai

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>>31044515
>We are not a male orangutan in a sex zoo.
I'm out.

>>31044515
>Tribal
We're gonna mate and eat things.

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>>31044515
You are Trellia MacKenzie, Pizza Contest Winner.You're a lucky but ordinary citizen who won a luxury space cruise in a frozen pizza contest, and during your journey you were abducted. It seems that, at least for now, your luck has run out.

>You gain no stat bonuses from this background, but once per game session you can activate Pizza Power to gain a stroke of luck, dictating events that otherwise would be beyond your control. You can't make any other characters act completely out-of-character while twisting fate.

> Call out to see if anyone's around
> Silently search the cargo bay
> Screw this shit. Try to put yourself back in hibernation and wait to be rescued.

>>31044723
> Call out to see if anyone's around

>>31044723
>Masturbate the time away

>>31044723
>Fuuka
Oh baby.
> Silently search the cargo bay
Sneaky-like.

>>31044723
Make noise until someone comes to make you shut up, and then beat them unconscious with your tits.

>>31044723
i had sort of assumed that the pizza contest was a pizza eating contest, not something she won off of a box. that's a much funnier idea.

also, call out.

>>31044723
Crush everything with our fat legs.

>>31044723
> Silently search the cargo bay
Let's be realistic here; nobody is coming to rescue us. And calling out is just dumb.

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>>31044723
"Hello? Is anyone here?" Your voice echoes off the cavernous walls. You don't hear a reply and are about to make your way through one of the open hatches when you hear a voice. A small monitor over the open hatch turns red and you hear a fuzzy, distorted voice. "Welcome, humans. Be at ease. No harm will come to you. Proceed with your normal human behaviors. Follow the lights for hydration and nutrient slurry."

> Follow the lights
> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.
> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.

>>31044723
...Doesn't having a 10/10 libido mean we're horny as fuck right now?

>>31044941
> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.

>>31044941
> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.

>>31044941
>Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.

>>31044941
> Fuck this voice. Take the open hatch leading to stairs going down.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

>>31044945
fuckin' A!

>>31044941
>we want pizza
>follow the lights

>>31044941
> You don't think you like this voice. Take the open hatch above you on the balcony.
Pfffft, following instructions. That's not how we won that Pizza Contest!

>>31045024
that's probably inaccurate...

>>31044941
>Follow the lights
Let's at least see what kind of nutrient slurry they're offering.

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>>31044941
"No way!" You're not going to let this weird voice tell you what to do. It's not your real dad! You take a different hatch, the one leading to a downward, tightly curving staircase. Halfway down, the stairs tilt off to one side at a slight angle, and the style of the steps and walls changes. Has this station been spliced together from multiple structures? Anyway, it feels sturdy enough, so you keep going until you reach a dimly-lit hallway stretching out in two directions. Small regular openings along the floor, just big enough to crawl through, lead to some access ducts that go directly under the cargo bay. You hear the sounds of someone crawling around in there.

> Follow the sounds
> Run away from the sounds
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.

>>31045069
that's what i'm sayin. it could be pizza flavored!

>>31045113
>> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>Tribal

>>31044723
I don't recognise this system.

Is Assessment the Perception/Gather information stat?

What does Domination do, that Fighting and Charm won't cover?

What negative effects does zeroing Libido have?

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>Corporate Drone
Please.

Rolled 72

>>31045113
Pizza time.

Meet the Psychopath.

why? Because only good things can possibly come from this

>>31045113
Innocent Soul.
/ss/ here we come.

>>31045113
>PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>Tribal
Can't go against the idea of a brown girl.

>>31045167
This

>>31045173
second.
RAEP TIEM

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
> Harem Survivor
We could get important tips for how to achieve dickings. Or avoid, if we're that way inclined I guess.

>>31045113
Pizza time - Tribal

>>31045113
> Follow the sounds
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>Harem fugitive

>>31045173
That's lewd.
I like it.

>>31045203
We're a girl, we achieve the vaginings.

Well so far that's 3 Tribal, 2 Innocent soul, 2 Psychopath and 2 Harem Survivor.

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
>Psychopath
Fuck yeah.

>>31045173
Let's go for /ss/.

>>31045268
Innocent soul

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
> Tribal
The best.

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Tribal

>>31045173
Why would you think you can choose the gender/age of whoever pops out? Please fuck off.

>>31045295
>>31045291
I vote with these two. we are as horny as possible right now, time to get some dick.

>>31045268
I'm going for soul here. Brown is overplayed, and lewds are cuter when the receiver is innocent. Imagine slowly corrupting them until they are as perverted as everything else in the sex zoo, doing all sorts of debauchery for the amusement of others...
Err...
Innocent Soul.

>>31045318
Because the power seems pretty clearly intended to hand a substantial amount of narrative control off to the players?

>>31045351

Do we need another Fetish Quest?

Tribal:
>>31045132
>>31045174
>>31045235
>>31045303
>>31045304

Corporate Drone:
>>31045166

Psychopath:
>>31045167
>>31045186
>>31045279

Innocent Soul:
>>31045173
>>31045195
>>31045265
>>31045291
>>31045295
>>31045327
>>31045351

Harem Survivor:
>>31045203
>>31045247

>>31045372
Well to be honest the title is "Escape from sex zoo". I assume we have to escape from the fetishes.

>>31045113
> PIZZA TIME! Choose one of the backgrounds you didn't pick for yourself. You meet that character in the ducts.
Anything but /ss/.

>>31045372
>ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO
HMM.

>>31045327
>time to get some dick
>innocent soul
Uh, anon...

>>31045385
Could we do a split vote between Soul and Tribal?

>>31045385
Soul

Fuck I hope QM doesn't take any of these shitty suggestions. Hopefully we get a boring nerd or something.

>>31045429
That'd fall under Innocent Soul.

>>31045403
in our 10/10 libido state we are going to rape the shit out of that delicious shota.

>>31045385
Psychopath

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PIZZA TIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIyu8lgam7M
>Your Pizza Power is now 0/1.

"Hello?" You get down on all fours and crawl into a duct that looks big enough for you to navigate safely. "Is anyone here? I don't know how I got here. Robots attacked my cruise ship, and then..."

"Shh!" A voice shushes you as its source crawls toward you. It's a young man dressed as a naval cadet, with that little sailor's hat and everything. He spits out the flashlight and looks at you with suspicion. "Are you with them?"

"Who, me? I'm not with anybody! I'm just trying to figure out what's going on!"

"I have to get away from them," he says. "I think this place is driving people crazy."

Now that you mention it, you think you're suffering from some side effects of the hibernation. You're awfully horny.

> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this stranger
> Strongly consider sexing this stranger. Ask if he knows of a good place to lay down.
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."

>>31045149
>Okay, I'll start to explain the rules. Assessment is more like Sense Motive. Domination is for establishing authority and intimidating people, as well as knowing the trade of being a dominatrix, if that's what you're into. There are no ill effects for emptying your Libido except that you can't perform sexually until you get some back. If you empty your Resolve, anything that would force you to lose Resolve makes you lose that much Sanity instead, and that's bad.

>>31045441
Yeah, but not the /ss/ kind hopefully.

>>31045481
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."
Sufficiently non-/ss/ for me. Still, I prefer dragging things out.

>>31045481
>> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this stranger

Shouldn't he protect us? He's in the military apparently.

>>31045481
> Strongly consider sexing this stranger. Ask if he knows of a good place to lay down.

>>31045481
> Strongly consider sexing this stranger. Ask if he knows of a good place to lay down.

>>31045481
Promise to protect him. Then subtly flirt with him to see how he reacts.

>>31045481
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."

>>31045481
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."

>>31045481
> Promise to protect him. Do not sex this stranger
Rape is bad (unless the victim is female).

>>31045481
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."
Goddamnit OP.

>>31045481
> "I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."
An ally! Hopefully he can't save us from getting fucked non-consensually.

>>31045562
by tentacles

>>31045597
Hey, I ain't picky.

>>31045605
>>31045597
>>31045562
Eyes on the board and mind on the game, people. >ESCAPE< from sex zoo.

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>>31045481
>>31045481

"I need to know more before I take a side in this. There's nobody in the cargo bay. You can hide there."

That gets him all flustered. Apparently he was hoping you'd bail him out. "Okay, but... look, there's no reason you'd be on their side! Griff is bossing everyone around and making them do stuff that's just unfair, and the cyborg destroyed the water filter I was working on!"

"Calm down. It'll be all right." I'm gonna look around some more. I'll come back when the coast is clear. My name's Trellia. What's yours?"

"Cadet John Cornwallis, Federal Navy, ma;am. Be careful. And for the love of New Jesus, stay away from Bulkhead 30."

> "I need more information like this. Come with me."
> Look for more big open areas
> Look for somewhere private to masturbate. Just to keep your head in the game.

>>31045675
> Look for more big open areas
Let's see what's going on. And stay sexually frustrated.

>>31045645
We can always do that afterwards anon!

>>31045675
>Come with me

>>31045675
> Look for somewhere private...

>>31045675
>> "I need more information like this. Come with me."

>>31045675
Ask him to wait somewhere then go and masturbate in place that allows him to peek at us

>>31045675
>Look for more big open areas
It would be a shame if we found tentacles when we weren't horny.

>>31045675
> "I need more information like this. Come with me."
We're not going to waste Libido on ourselves masturbating

>>31045675
>> Look for more big open areas

>>31045675
> Look for more big open areas
Might as well really.

>>31045675
> "I need more information like this. Come with me."

Pardon me for being meta here, but:
masturbation will lower our libido stat, but NOT our character's desire for sex, because we're still being played by 4chan - who are constantly seeking fulfilment of their lewd fetishes.

I'm thankful none of the murder and mass death fetishists have shown up yet.

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>>31045675
"I will." You hope you can recognize Bulkhead 30 when you see it. So far you haven't seen any legible writing.

As John climbs up to the cargo bay, you head deeper into unknown territory. You need to get your bearings. You're not hungry - you're still full from your last serving of extra-cheese pizza aboard the cruise liner - but dammit, why are you so horny? You're not usually like this. Sex never really came first for you. Once you broke up with a boy just because he complained about your fondness for junk food.

The flow of air in the duct grows stronger until you see where one end of it ends in a grate and some kind of climate-control machine. With a strong wind in your hair, you turn another way, into what looks like a dormitory. The beds are all made, and there are no signs that it has ever been used. There are sinks and lockers full of shrink-wrapped clothes in various sizes. The water on tap looks strangely cloudy.

> Take a drink
> Change into comfortable clothes
> Change into a hazardous environment suit - just in case
> Tart yourself up as much as possible.
> Stay in your plain old spacesuit, even though the helmet is missing and there's no air supply. It has sentimental value to you, and you like the way it shows your belly button.

>>31045960
> Change into comfortable clothes
Let's get comfy.

>>31045960
Low cut top and spats.

>>31045960
> Change into comfortable clothes

>>31045960
> Take a drink
> Change into comfortable clothes

>>31045960
>> Change into a hazardous environment suit - just in case

>>31045960
Comfortable clothes, and avoid the water.

>>31045960

>Hazmat suit.

>>31045960
>Change into comfortable clothes
>Stay away from the water

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>>31045960
You slip out of your old spacesuit and find something more comfortable. You unwrap and change into some plain shorts and a T-shirt bearing indecipherable text over an alien symbol. You keep your old space boots because all the shoes in the lockers look glitchy, like they were made by a broken 3D printer or someone who had only heard about shoes but never seen one.

You check the door. It won't open.

> Pound on it
> Try to get the attention of the little monitor
> Go back the way you came through the ducts

>>31046150
> Go back the way you came through the ducts
Seems the best choice, we can find some other place to see!

>>31046150
>Try to get the attention of the little monitor

>>31046150
> Flash the little monitor, see if it works
We can get valuable information depending on if and how we get a reaction.

>>31046150
>Go back the way you came, through the ducts.
But drag a sealed change of clothes with us in case our current duds get torn up during the duct crawl.

>>31046150
pound on it

>>31046150
>a T-shirt bearing indecipherable text over an alien symbol.
I bet it says "A fuck" or "Vagina ready to be utilized".

Anyway.
> Go back the way you came through the ducts
And hope the air isn't overly cold enough to freeze us in place or something.

>>31046150
>> Go back the way you came through the ducts

>>31046280
We could always put our space suit back on and carry our new clothes.

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>>31046150
You go back the way you came through the ducts and look for other passages leading to interesting rooms. You find a few rooms that appear to be completely empty, one of which has deformed walls and large tanks embedded unevenly in the floor. Next, you find a grate that leads upward into a huge common room with a faux-outdoor environment, with bright yellowish light. You hear heavy footsteps up there but can't see anything more without opening the grate.

>"Hi! I'm new here!"
> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.
> Avoid the footsteps and check out the other room with the tanks.

Rolled 27

>>31046347
>> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.

Rolled 34

>>31046311
I'm trying to avoid rape as much as possible.

>>31046347
Stealthy observing of the Heavy Foosteps.

>>31046347
Let's open the grate

Rolled 49

>>31046347
> Roll 1d100 to open the grate as quietly as possible and sneak through it. Best of 1 because your Stealth is only 1.

Rolled 64

>>31046373
>>31046376
Something bad will happen now, won't it.

>>31046373
Ah well. Let's see what happens!

Rolled 35, 90 = 125

>>31046373
>>31046376
>>31046389
>>31046405
Wait. The rolls keep increasing.

See if they continue doing this or if it's just random variables gonna random.

>>31046405
Well, depending on your smut-preferences, they might not fit the definition 'bad'. Maybe.

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>>31046347
You tap on the grate gently in the hope of getting it open silently.

-tap-tap-tap-tap-CRREEEEEEEEEAK!

h well. You poke your head up out of the grate. You see that the common room has a glowing ceiling with the image of a blue atmosphere with multiple suns and clouds blinking on and off. There are deck chairs, long fake plastic grass, and fountains of cloudy white water. The heavy steps came from the heavy black claws of a cyborg, who turns to look at you. A human mouth frowns under an opaque eyeplate. She carries a makeshift spear made out of scrap metal. "Who the hell are you?"

> Put your hands up and surrender.
> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?"
> Roll 1d100 to try to charm your way out of this. "Oh, thank New Jesus I found you. I've been lost, and so alone!"

Rolled 30

>>31046533
> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?"
Kinda want to fail...

Rolled 24

>>31046533
>> Roll 1d100 to try to charm your way out of this. "Oh, thank New Jesus I found you. I've been lost, and so alone!"

Rolled 91

>>31046533
Dominate

Rolled 67

>>31046533
> Roll 1d100 to try to establish dominance. "I'm the goddamn Batman. Who the fuck are you?"

Rolled 58

>>31046455
I'm un-learning my smut preferences, since my previous fetish of choice was lumped in with FAR more extreme stuff. Extreme stuff that I don't want to go near, or do anything with.

Besides. Even in fiction, I can differentiate between "sex target" and "innocent person with its own feelings who would be hurt by having fetishes shoved upon it".

>>31046533
Charm the Farm.

>>31046545
>>31046557
Well whatever we do, we're fucked.

>>31046533
>Put your hands up and surrender.
"Trellia MacKenzie"

>>31046608
hopefully literally

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Rolled 39, 37 = 76

>>31046533
Maybe you can impress her if you stay confident. You climb up out of the grate and dust off your bare arms and legs. "Trellia MacKenzie. Who the fuck are you?" You make angry eyebrows.

The cyborg pushes you back at spearpoint until you're up against the irregularly curved wall. "I'm Unit 19. I dunno who you think you are, but up here, you aren't shit. Useless bio-trash. What, were you rich? Not up here. Unless you've got some brilliant way to get us out of here, you've got nothing to offer."

> If either of the above dice rolls are 30 or greater, Unit 19 is now dominating you, giving you a penalty to further social rolls against her.
> Roll to try to fight her. Good luck with that.
> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"
> Try to learn more about her while avoiding confrontation. "Well, I'm here now. I don't like it any more than you do. What happens now?"

Rolled 93

>>31046688
>Try to learn more about her while avoiding confrontation. "Well, I'm here now. I don't like it any more than you do. What happens now?"


I don't need to roll for this, do I?

Rolled 58

>>31046688
> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"
Well fuck. Uh, let's try this.

Rolled 53

>>31046688
We panic, we have never been actually threatened before. try to brush the spear aside and run.

Rolled 50

>>31046688
> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"
Holy shit, dice hate us.

Rolled 32

>>31046688
Fight

Rolled 13

>>31046688
> Roll to seduce her. "Nothing? You're sure?"

Rolled 54

>>31046688
Hope im not late
Lets make this interesting. Fight. We are obviously pathetic at it so we will lose.

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>>31046688
You're breaking out in a cold sweat, but you try your best to bat your eyelashes at Unit 19 and show off your feminine assets. Maybe she swings that way. You don't really swing that way, except for that one time at theater camp, and that other time at fat camp, but you'll gladly do it to survive. "Nothing? You're sure?"

Unit 19 smirks and does not move her spear any closer. "You drank the cloudy drink, didn't you? I'm the only one that stuff doesn't seem to have any effect on. Probably because I don't have the right glands anymore. So here's what happens. I question you and take you back to Griff, and then maybe if you're good you can find some other piece of meat to fuck. Have you seen anyone else come around this way? A kid in a chickenshit sailor suit? Tell the truth." Her spear inches closer to your neck, and her confidence makes you tremble. She's better than you and she knows it.

> "Why yes, he's in the cargo hold."
> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."
> In addition, you may roll to seduce her. "We could still fool around if you want. Nobody needs to know. Wouldn't it make you feel alive?"

Rolled 58

>>31046936
>> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."

Rolled 14

>>31046936
> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."
> In addition, you may roll to seduce her. "We could still fool around if you want. Nobody needs to know. Wouldn't it make you feel alive?"

>>31046936
>> Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."

>>31046936
> "Why yes, he's in the cargo hold."
Where da aliums at, OP?

>>31046936
Ask her how we can get hydrated (to not die) without drinking the cloudy shit.

Rolled 19

>>31046936
OP, serious question: how experenced are we with:
sex?
danger?
fighting?
survival?

I thought a natural responce to seeing a cyborg with a spear would be to piss ourself and run, but apparently we are a super-cool girl.

ALso: I vote to defy her.

>>31046936
>Spend 1 point of Resolve to defy her and lie. "I haven't seen anybody but you..."
"Also I haven't drank anything, I'm just really bad at dealing with high pressure situations!"

>>31047051
1
unknown
1
unknown.

See >>31044723

Rolled 93

>>31047083
so what does "1" mean? average for a human? a fucking super cyborg has a 2 for dominate...

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>>31046936
You shake your head and whimper. "No! I haven't seen anybody but you! I woke up in the cargo hold, and since then I've just been looking for other people." Lying to her makes you feel weirdly guilty. Why? Aren't you doing the right thing?

> Your Resolve is now 9/10.

Unit 19 believes your lie. "Hmph. Fine. He won't get far. He's the softest one here. And to think he calls himself a soldier. Come on, this way."

Unit 19 leads you across the common room and into a wide hallway. You ask her, "So... is there anything else to drink around here, besides the cloudy drink?"

"Not anymore. Griff's orders. All the same to me. Griff has a plan to get us back to civilization. That's enough for me."

After a few more seconds of walking in silence across a catwalk surrounded by a faraday cage overlooking dark emptiness, Unit 19 speaks again. "You look soft, but act hard. You're a hard one to pin down. What did you do, before?"

> You were unemployed and living off a legal settlement
> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.
> You gambled professionally.
> You were a model.
> Write-in.

>>31047051
You have hardly any experience with much of anything, but you're insanely lucky and you know it. When sex time comes you will get to choose a special sex act you know.

>>31047148
> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.
Space

Phones

>>31047148

>professional gambler

Who wasn't actually good at anything we bet on, just insanely lucky?

>>31047148
> You were a model.
When I masturbate to this I don't want to have doubts that the MC is a fat piece of shit.

>>31047148
> You were a 'model'.
Bootyphat Chunkythighs, galaxy's most mediocre camwhore.

>>31047148
>> You gambled professionally.

>>31047148
You Delivered Pizzas.

Rolled 51

>>31047148
> You gambled professionally.
while
> You were a model.

>>31047219
>>31047185
After seeing the type of person who would make this choice, I want to select:

[x] Anything unrelated to looking nice.

For example, professional gambling.

>>31047148
> You answered phones for a living. Space phones.

>start a quest called ESCAPE FROM SEX ZOO
>two and a half hours later, there's been no escaping, no sex, and nothing even remotely zoo-like
Yeah, I'm out.

>>31047305
good point. this quest needs to start going places. there have been plenty of chances for fucking and the OP has just let them slip by. It's almost like he doesn't want to write smut. WTF. A cuborg with no sex glands/can't get horny? serouls.

>>31047305
We've escaped from sex, and we're in a zoo.
That's 3/3.

>>31047305
Later anon.

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>>31047345

It checks out.

>>31047340
Uh, you didn't miss how people voted against fucking the guy, and then at first against fucking this chick, right?

>>31047340
>>31047305
Glad those two are out of here. They seemed like the type to constantly want sex all the time.

>>31047305
Goodbye and goodriddance.

I'm here for the adventure and intrigue.

>>31047376
Welcome to my magical realm:

Denial play.

>>31047340
for example: I was the annon who said "we brush aside spear and run". If I were writing we would have gotten 10 feet before super-cyborg tackled us and shoved a mechatronic tazer tenticle up our ass for being a bad girl. then tortured our sorry little asshole until we begged to stop and promised to tell her everything about the boy.

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>>31047148
"I... well, I'm kind of between jobs now. I gamble a lot."
"No kidding. You've got the poker face for it." Unit 19 seems amused by you, not particularly cross with you. "Wait. Hold right here." She pulls you back into an alcove while a black obelisk, big enough to fill up most of the hallway it's passing through, passes by you with a loud thrumming sound. You see something reflected in its shiny surface, or maybe inside it. A mass of red eyes, looking at you. Knots of cable, and huge tanks of red fluid behind them in the background.

"Those are the aliens, we think," Unit 19 explains. "They're always watching. Through the robots, or through the cameras in the walls. They want us to fuck, I think. Funny that they got a hold of me. I mean, granted, I've had a lot of sex since I've been here, but, you know, I have to fake it."

> "So you're fully functional?" Beg her for sex. She'll be gentle because she's not into it.
> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."
> "Maybe they're not so bad. Maybe they just don't understand us yet."

>>31047305

>>31047148
>You have hardly any experience with much of anything, but you're insanely lucky and you know it. When sex time comes you will get to choose a special sex act you know.

I'd tell you good things are worth waiting for, but I gather you're the type who likes to finish in 3 minutes.

>>31047414
> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."
> "So you can't get off? That sounds like a real bummer."

I'm fine with sex content occurring as part of a quest.

I'm not fine with quest-as-an-excuse-to-masturbate constant sex content.

I'm not fine with everyone getting their fetishes all over the sex content.

>>31047414
> "I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."

Also

>>31047430
> "So you can't get off? That sounds like a real bummer."

Might as well support this since it seems like sympathy's a good idea.

>>31047414
"You have to fake it? Wait, you physically can't enjoy sex anymore? Woah that's rough. What happened?"

>>31047467
I understand when people go 'hey where's the sex' even if I don't agree, because hey, title and all. I loathe it when people go 'whaaa where's *my fetish*?!?!' though.

>>31047467
I'm not fine with being promised a smut quest and not getting any smut.

>>31047501
I guess this. It doesn't matter what the smut is...but this is just...i don't know. I think that OP is new to this.

OP, it's ok to break character and have a convo with us about the direction of this thing.

>>31047501
>promised a smut quest
Uh, I don't think putting 'sex' in the title is promising you anything. I mean, the argument is retarded anyway because the quest might have barely started depending on how long OP wants to make it, but still.

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>>31047414

"I saw them when they took me. They had those red eyes. They probably killed a lot of people on the ship I was on. They're real assholes."
"Yeah, pretty much," Unit 19 says. "They uninstalled my weapons, and I don't think I'm a match for some of these bigger robots hand-to-hand. With any luck I can put together a gun or a plasma torch from scavenged parts. That'll give us some more leverage if they ever decide to attack us."

You nod, not really knowing much about weaponry or killborgs. You step into a very large, slow elevator with Unit 19 as you change the subject. "You have to fake it? Wait, you physically can't enjoy sex anymore? Whoa, that's rough. What happened?"

Unit 19 sighs. "I just decided that being stronger was more important. I could have gone with less, but I went whole hog and got the full spinal and endocrine replacements. If someone can use your urges against you, that's a weakness. Clients like me this way. I don't rape. I don't get distracted. But I'm still equipped to distract others if I have to."

"Does it make you feel alone at all?"

"Oddly enough, not when I'm faking it. Well, not when I'm faking it with strangers. It's even kind of fun. But when I'm faking it for someone I love... I dunno, that's the only time I feel really different. Heh. I dunno why I'm even talking like this."

> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."
> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me..."

>>31047554
maybe OP is going for 4+hour quest session every other day for a year? who knows. He should talk to us about it though.

Holy shit you people are impatient. And it's not like OP hasn't given us a chance to fuck either.

>>31047567
>> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me..."

>>31047567
> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."

>>31047567
> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."
An actual platonic friend! So far we're 0 for 2 on fucking people we meet, I like it.

Also having her on our side will probably be useful.

>>31047567
> "Because you need a friend, you seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."

>>31047414
"Do you think they're trying to breed us?"

>>31047501
Is this even a smut quest?

>>31047498
There are really sick fetishes out there.

There are people who masturbate to the idea of a mountain-sized woman stepping on a city and destroying it.

Get that fetish in this quest. "Hur hur your MC is now mushed remains, good game guyz"

>>31047567
you know there is more to life than being desirable to a client? it must have been more than that to basically remove most of your humanity...

I can help you find a way to actually enjoy yourself FOR yourself.

>>31047591
yea...now he is going a bit "too" hard with the robot. Fuck it, lets do it.

>>31047554
This quest was discussed in Quest Thread General. OP specifically promised loads of sex.
Sex with aliens, in fact.
>>31047567
Goddamnit now I'm feeling things.
> "Well... you don't love me, right? You could play with me..."
>>31047591
He gave us a chance to fuck someone nobody wanted to fuck. That we wasted our Pizza Power acquiring.

>>31047567
> "Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."

>>31047635
I'm sure there'll be loads of sex eventually.
I've seen /d/ quests with more time between sex scenes. That one /u/ quest took like a hundred thousand words before the first smut scene, and it ostensibly runs on a NSFW board. I mean, that's not an out-and-out smut quest, but you know. Some perspective.

>>31047635
Sex with aliens, eh?

I dunno. Considering the black obelisk with cables and red fluid, I'm not sure that would even be enjoyable. Maybe it's not meant to be.

>>31047635
It's not a waste, we know where that dude is.

>>31047702
It was wasted because literally NOBODY got what they wanted out of it.

>>31047730
Well it was a gamble. Looking at it as a waste seems like a very serious min-max kind of perspective...

>>31047730
Well what did you expect when you blew our a pizza-point at the first opportunity?

>>31047730
I got to meet a new person, which (I assume) was the entire point, and what I voted for.

Shame we didn't get the same characterisation we got out of John Cornwallis that we're now getting out of Unit 19. But maybe later. Can't have ALL THE CHARACTERIZATION ALL THE TIME or it'll overwhelm the player after all.

>>31047762
I expected OP to hold a clarification vote between the two most popular choices. I voted for Tribal.

Is this the kind of bickering the QTG talks about?
Is this genuine hurt feelings and damaged ass?
Well I might as well help bicker.
I am very hurt feelings and damaged butt because the OP takes a long time between making posts.
Oh, and my extremely specific fetish is not represented at all. That really deals critical hit damage to my lower GI tract.

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>>31047567
"Because you need a friend. You seem nice. I'll listen whenever you want me to."

Unit 19 smiles, seemingly relieved that you're not desperate for whatever sex parts she's hiding under her steel carapace. "I appreciate that. I might just call you up on that. We're almost here. Be respectful and do anything they ask. Anything."

> You now have 1 Intimacy with Unit 19. She can help you regain Resolve.

You are led through a makeshift scrap metal barricade and into a very large kitchen smeared with graffiti in various colors. Some of them are sexual doodles, others say things like "GRIFF RULES." There are some couches and beds separated by makeshift curtains, and many doors looking to other rooms. A man in a platinum-trimmed formal bodysuit and streaks of red and blue in his hair sits on a throne made of a pile of chairs and beds. "A new arrival! 19, summon the idlers for integration ceremony! New girl, kneel before me!

> Kneel before Griff
> Roll Domination and beat all three of the above dice to tell Griff where to stick it.
> Introduce yourself first and ask if he really has a plan to get out of here.

>>31047554
>>31047578
To be honest, I'm surprised it's taking you so long. I just go the way people vote. You've had two chances so far, and you're probably going to get some soon whether you want it or not.

>>31047818
...why. You were out-voted. Not that I'm not happy about no shota, but still.

>>31047843
> Kneel before Griff
Might as well take her advice.

>>31047843
>Kneel
Get this over with, see if we can spot a guard being sloppy who's weapon we can grab and assassinate this dude with.

>>31047847
Being outvoted in multi-option choices means little. Everyone had a minority, Innocent Soul simply had the largest.
>>31047843
Opposed rolls suck. Fuck you.

>>31047843
>Kneel before Griff

>>31047874
To clarify, this is not a vote to go for a weapon should we spot one, just to see what our options are will the big man rambles about whatever.

>>31047878
>Opposed rolls suck. Fuck you.
B-but Ash Mantle says they're a great idea!

>>31047843
>sits on a throne made of a pile of chairs and beds.
THRONES FOR THE THRONE THRONE.

>>31047843
> Kneel before Griff
and
> ask if he really has a plan to get out of here.

Rolled 66

>>31047843
Do we need a roll to kneel?

>>31047501
It's an "escape from smut" quest. It's pretty clear that smut is the thing we are meant to be escaping.

>>31047930
Tell griff we know where several more chairs are that he can add to his chair thrown. They will server as a reminder to all of his power.

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>>31047843
You kneel before Griff. "Hello, sir. My name's Trellia. Trellia MacKenzie. I'm glad to see that we're all working together to get home. Unit 19 tells me you have a plan."

"Not just a plan, dear. THE plan. And you'll be part of it. Do you have any skills?"

"Well... gambling? Being cute?"

Griff shakes his head. "I thought not. We'll put you on recreation duty for now. Come gather round, darlings! Who wants to integrate this shapely female specimen?"

The fellow prisoners who aren't off doing something else all pile into the mega-kitchen to crowd around you. There are eight of them all together, six women and four men, not counting Griff and 19. There's also a tanned woman covered in beads and feathers looking on from behind a clear plastic panel that's been nailed to a door. She might be a prisoner.

>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!"
> Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"
> Do I get to pick which one goes first?

>>31047847
If it's any consolation, the good Cadet Cornwallis is probably only 17 or 18, and definitely shit at whatever military role he was training for.

>>31048125
> Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"
We're more choosy than this! Say no to anonymous consensual orgies.

And that's fine I didn't want shota was my point actually.

>>31048125
> Do I get to pick which one goes first?

Rolled 39

>>31048125
squeel and try to fight them off.

>>31048125
>inquire about the brown girl

>>31048125
>There are eight of them all together, six women and four men, not counting Griff and 19.
Bwuh? So...5 women and 3 men? But then why 'not counting'...

Anyway:
> Spend 1 Resolve to try to run away. "I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"
Not really a big fan of this sort of smut.

>>31048125
>Acquire weapon and start shooting/stabbing as appropriate.

>>31048125
"Do I get to pick which one goes first?"
while waiting for options to say Hi and meet with the tribal.

maybe we should vote on what type of sumt we are all ok with before we get too polarized? some people who might not like gangbangs would be ok with one if what they want will come later....what do you think OP?

>>31048125
dice+2d50

Tell them I know where they can find something very useful.
(chairs for the chair thrown)
(or that cadet guy I guess)

Rolled 90

>>31048248
second, but I hope we fail and get raped.

>>31048125
>Do I get to pick which one goes first?

>>31048263
WANT TO SEE MEN DOMINATING WOMEN. Not just physical domination, but emotional domination, controlling and using the woman's personality as well as controlling and using her body.

>>31048125
>Point to 19, "She goes first."
>When she gets near ask her to knock us unconscious for the rest of this.

>>31048125
>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!"

>>31048335
D=! At least be safe about it. We don't need people going in the wrong holes!

Rolled 34

>>31048223
>Not really a big fan of this sort of smut.
then why teh fuck are you in sex zoo quest?

>>31048125
>"This means sex, right? That's all right. I've been weirdly horny anyway. Pile on!"
>>31048315
You again.

Rolled 96

>>31048295
2d50 is cheating 2d51-2 has the same average and range

>>31048263
I am for rape (Mf, Fm, MMf, FFm, etc, basically anything non-consentual), robots, non-gore torture, gangbangs, shota...basically anything but normal sex and gore/weird shit like airplanes.

>>31048371
I'm new to this board, the roll things confuse me just a touch to be honset.

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>>31048223
I fucked up. There are four women and four men, plus you, Griff, 19, and the brown girl. That's twelve.

>>31048125
Something about this whole thing feels really creepy. You back away from the throne of thrones. ""I don't like what I've seen if you guys! Just leave me to take care of myself!"

>Your Resolve is now 8/10.

There is a moment of hesitation where Griff looks at you in disbelief. "What... you dare... Take her and break her in!"

> Roll to take a blowtorch from a nearby woman and defend yourself with it
> Run to Unit 19 and hope she'll help you
> Run for the door

>>31048364
We have three holes, two hands, and I guess we can use our feet if one of them is weird.

I don't see what the problem is.