I've got the sudden urge to congratulate someone, but I can't find anyone to congratulate.What have you done for /tg/ recently that's worthy of praise?
>>31344679I made Roll Your Adventure game for /tg/. The only one in existence!
Jacked it 7 times in one day. 9 if you count ghost loads.
>>31344679I sucked a dick for $41.
>>31344679Came to school when I didn't have to in order to attend seminars and learn new things?I guess that might count.
>>31344679Found Rei to be a piece of shit.
I'm a teacher. Today, I helped hundreds of Korean children learning English. >>31344743That's oddly specific.
>>31344679I played Dawn of War: Dark Crusade for 13 hours straight.
>>31344743You were overpaid dude.
>>31344775Screaming "FUCK YOU" across the DMZ at some norks while on a school trip?
A friend and I designed our first TTRPG together.We're running it with some friends, it needs some work but it is pretty fun so far.
I've lost 20lbs so far, so that's good. I've also found three people who are interested in a campaign, I'd just like to find one more.
>>31344768>fighting wordsYou have said them.
>>31344679Just finished the proposal and paperwork for my master's research, the dataset for which will likely go into a PhD project.
>>31344679I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.
>>31344806Congrats, what game are you running?
>>31344679I worked on the Night Shift, but the anon running the pdf wasn't there.
>>31344805Well done. I'm assuming you'll be posting your findings later?
Run an awesome Kult game. Just starting the second adventure this week, hopefully.
>>31344840>Run an awesome Kult game.Good Demiurge...Somebody really does that?
I havnt killed myself, yet.
>>31344831Maybe, I've posted it on one of the homebrew threads but no one seemed to have any interest.
>>31344849Not OP, but let me congratulate you, Bro.Not an heroing in our reality is rarely appreciated and it's helluva task considering how shitty our world is.
>>31344825I'm still deciding. Only one of my prospective players has played a tabletop rpg before, and it was D&D 3.0. The other two haven't played, but they do enjoy rpg-style video games (Especially Skyrim, Dark Souls, Dragons Age and Mass Effect).I was initially going to run Pathfinder, but I've been reading up on Fantasy Craft, and I'm seriously considering running it.
After nearly a year, I've finally decided what I want to do with one of my magic systems for a campaign I've been planning.
>>31344814And what does that do for /tg/?
>>31344874>>31344849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6-V7J5S-0Relevant.
I Just passed my background checks and got the job of my dreams! In home sales consultant for SEARS - fun and outrageously lucrative. Holy shit I am so pumped, got the email 5 minutes ago!
>>31344849I'm with you there, bro. I'm finally starting to feel better about myself after being depressed for so fucking long. But I haven't hit or cut myself in three months, and I'm finally opening up to others and seeking counseling to deal with my bulimia. Honestly, seeing no cuts or bruises on my arm, and losing 20lbs the RIGHT way (Diet and exercise, not purging) makes everything feel better. It gets better, my friend. It always does.
In the play-by-post game I GM, I've have my players eating out of my palm and guessing wildly about what's happening...Basically I barely have to GM anymore - I just pick and choose among the ideas and theories they put out out OOC - and then work a variation of that into the game. Basically they're running the game, and they fucking love itSure, I have an overarching plot - but for everything else I just roll with what the players do.
>>31344907I don't even know what a sales consultant is and you have me excited.
>>31344847I do. The system is a bit shoddy in places(for example, seduction can't be resisted by RAW; If someone makes a successful roll to seduce you, you're seduced, end of story) but the setting is awesome enough to make up for that so far.
>>31344904It's another self-congratulatory and egotistically inflated asshole to fill out the ranks. If we could weaponise them we could become a new super power.
>>31344874>how shitty our world isIt's not that shitty, chummer. Earth's got its share of beauty, too. I love the mountains. I love the clear blue skies. I love big bridges. I love when great whites fly. I love the whole world, and all its sights and sounds.Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada!
>>31344904It means I finally have time to work on a backlog of writefaggotry a mile and a half long and flesh out the mechanics and settings for a quest I've wanted to run for a while.So really it does fuckall for /tg/, it just frees up time to do other stuff and feels fucking amazing.
>>31344992Then I'll congratulate you when you've actually done something praiseworthy.
>>31344907>>31344942Its like they split the salesman into good and bad parts and I only get the good, some other smuck gets the bad stuff.They: find prospective buyers who want the product and schedule appointments.I will: go to the houses of people who ALREADY WANT what I am selling, give em an estimate, shmooze (my greatest skill) and close the deal.130k to start.Holy shit am I flipping out pumped right now, I'm vibrating. Bbrbrbrbrbrbrbfarharhara yessss!~
>>31344986The planet is cool, no dispute there.The world sucks. Politics. Economy. Social climate. Everything is generally shit.
>>31345022>ts like they split the salesman into good and bad parts and I only get the goodSo you got the paycheck and nothing else?
>>31344679>What have you done for /tg/ recently that's worthy of praise?>What have you done recently that's worthy of praise?>What have you done that's worthy of praise?
I don't do a lot that's worthy of praise.
>>31344931Congratulations anon.And personally, not much. Last couple games I was running exploded (well, died peacefully in one instance) and I barely game now.
>>31345022>130k a year>To be a customer service guy who makes housecallsWorking in a call center makes me intensely jealous of you.
>>31345081I can't think of a single thingWell it's like I always said, there's only two kind of people, main characters and side charactersAnd there are background characters, they are part of the scenery
>>31344986>It's not that shitty, chummer.I.... I could talk for hours what I saw and witnessed, where I traveled, how it changed me, and why it's an argument AGAINST world being any good.But what for? There's enough pessimism in the world. Cheers.
>>31344679we order them in bulk
>>31345081>What have you done?
>>31345175Look on the bright side. It's not as shitty as Venus.
>>31345263Heh. Actually smiled. Thanks Anon. You're a decent guy.
>>31344679Last week, I finished cutting out the parts of my new Armor and trimmed all the edges. Saturday, I'm gonna screw a shitload of holes into these plates and start bending them into shap properly.Also, yesterday I reworked my belt-buckle a bit. Pic incoming.
Got accepted to an acadmic thing, so I get to spend the next academic year in japan with most of the costs paid by the japanese government.
>>31345292Belt buckle. Needs a shitton of polishing, but I like how it turned out.And I only hit my own damn fucking thumb once with a hammer.
I talked about an NPC's penis in-character without being That Guy.
>>31345263More like not as shitty as Uranus
>>31345664God damn it Carlos.School closed an hour ago! Why are you still here?!
>>31344679I won my first match of Warhammer 40k.
My life is less depressing than almost everyone else's in this thread.
>>31344768Rei is classy lady.So is Asuka.Mari is fine too.Kaworu in the only true waifu.
>>31344775How do locals feel about the whole North vs South thing?
I got a haircut today.True story
I'm not dead.That's all I've got.
>>31345717SoB?
>>31344679I wrote over 4k words in three days after 6 months with nothing.
>>31345798This.Shinji x Kaworu made me come out of the closet.
>>31344679I edited out a bug in my Log-file parser. Also removed an error in the program itself.
I'm negotiating a publishing contract.
I began reading 40k books like a month ago, and despite my bandmates not having the slightest idea of what the hell I'm doing, I managed to slip a lyric about warp travel and the horrors of the inmaterium and all that below their noses. If I get this right I'll try to make most if not all lyrics 40k related
>>31345836Grey KnightsI would think about SoB, but when I looked through the codex I didn't really find anything interesting.I'm sorry, anon
>>31345838>over 4k wordsThat's not all that impressive, especially over the course of 3 days.Maybe in high school that might have meant something, but to anyone older than 18, anything under 7.5k isn't even a short story.
My homebrew RPG is around 140 pages and now accounts for time dilation at sunlight speed. I'm slowly proofreading my novel that's over 100000 words.
>/tg/>we actually don't really get much done
>>31345916I'm not competing in "Who wrote the largest fanfiction ever" though, so that's fine. It's 2/3 of my general output, but I've been suffering a serious writer block.>tfw you still have a contract for one book that you're going to break
>>31345916>after 6 months with nothingCan't you be happy for someone who finally got out of writer's block, you cockmongler?
>>31344679I delivered a premature baby in the field and she lived.
>>31345926What's your novel about?
>>31345835You and me both.
I'm almost done my trgp about fantasy swat guys.
>>31345949That's worth at least the highest of fives and a cold beer.
>>31345994You two, me and probably half of 4chan. I'm quitting my job next week and dropping of out college for a while. Maybe I'll get a new/better job. Maybe I'll come back to college for a different major. Maybe I won't.
>>31344679translating rumors for my enemies
>>31345949baby, mother or both?
>>31345916my peak of productivity is 8k words a day, and that's when I've really started to get into it. Going from nothing to 4k is the hardest part and not to be belittled.>anything under 7.5k isn't even a short story.so after a week he's got a short story. most professional writers don't go any faster.
>>31345949Good job.
>>31346097I'm a "pro". Which means I can't plan my bills around my writing, but I get dosh out of it.
>>31346081Both, baby was 28 weeks.
>>31344679I found a webm and gave it a witty title
>>31344679If I claim to have beaten off to a topless comatose redheaded friend who always gave you a hard time, do I get congratulated?Because frankly it took balls to do that, y'know.
>>31346155
>>31346155Shinji pls
>>31346155>>31346178>>31346210I hear staring, but I don't hear congratulating...
>>31346269That's pretty fucked up.
>>31346301Great pun! High five?
>>31345872>Warhammer 40k concept albumOh anon, don't play with me like that
>>31346316Sure.
>>31346155>>31346269It's okay. I've also masturbated to you before.
>>31345965Summed up in a few sentences it might lose its fire. Its about a depressed girl living in a multimillion population space station who is unrealistically paranoid. The novel focuses on whether she has reasons to be paranoid or she's fabricating reasons in her head. Then she sees a lens looking back at her from a one way mirror.
>>31346550Doesn't sound bad at all. I'd love to read it once it's done! A novel from a fellow fa/tg/uy must be awesome.
>>31346631Ha, thanks. It's working title is GSS:Urd so if you see anything out there that looks like that, it's probably mine.
I finally got a job. I hate it already and want to die, this shit is boring and no way to live your life.
I told people about systems they really liked and posted about my homebrew setting someone said he'd steal for his own game. So I guess I've shared at least some knowledge that can only positively affect things.
>>31347193Congratulations!
>>31347157Look at the bright side, now you have the money to buy the time you need to look for a better job!
>>31347153>working titleI never had a working title of mine pass the editor's inspection.Faggots.
>>31344679I built a series of track pieces for a race through an eldar craftworld in rogue trader. Their size ensures they can double for terrain in the wargame
>>31345814not him but south korea holds the general attitude that the north are their misled but salvageable brothers. the north is...more complicated
I unfucked a friend's computer. Even managed to save a couple of files, natch.
>>31347380I can imagine the thought police would make any attempt at polling irrelevant, but nonetheless, what's the short answer?
>>31347302I guess thats why they call it a working title. As long as they don't change it to 'Space Station Romp' I'm fine.
>>31347452>what's the short answer?Kim Jong Un. He's also the fat answer.
>>31347452brainwashed undernourished populace, dick military, dicker leader that wants to own the world and views america as inherently corrupt because it doesn't bow in fear to the might of a living god with small man syndrome
>>31347500
>>31345798>>31345841Mah fuckin niggas
>>31347528>views america as inherently corrupt because it doesn't bow in fear to the might of a living god with small man syndromeDoesn't America view half the world exactly the same way?
>>31349498Some of America. Not all of it, and certainly not its leaders. There's the difference.
>>31344679I woke up before the alarm for two days in a row.
>>31346389Best grill
>>31344679I've made one quick supplement for the besm sailor moon rpg that lets people play D&D classes.in the fucking sailor moon RPGWant a lvl1 fighter?>rejuvenation>acrobatics>powerful body>and two pips in focused combat (weapon or smth)Level 1 ranger?>Commune with Animal (species)>Meld into the environment>acrobatics>two pips in focused combat ()Level 1 Thief?>Meld into the environment>Find a way around obstacles >Rejuvenation 1>Acrobatics 2Cleric?>Cure Light Wounds>Magical Protection>Rejuvenation>Supernatural Training lvl2Druid?>Commune with Animal>Summon Animals>Cure Light Wounds>Elemental Control 1 (Water)>Meld into the Environment(optionally, animal guardian, or "Surround or Trap a small part of a target's body with an object" which is like Entangle)Wizard? YOU WANT FUCKING WIZARDS? YOU GET YOUR WIZARDS!>Powerful Mind>Create Illusion>Disguise as another person>Transmute small object to another object>Create small explosions(optionally? FUCK YOU! Levitation, gust of wind, acid spray, telekinesis, or any small advantage-rated magical effect.)
>>31351080Oh yeah I forgot about paralyze and sleep.
>>31344738spooky
>>31346269what is the sound of one hand claping
>>31352290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1tsCOkCoC8You forgot this.
I finished an essay today and wrote some writefaggotry about a Chaos war band. My AdEva campaign is also finally hitting it's stride.
I got the only A on my Physics E&M final.
>>31345318oh shit, you're a lucky bastard and I envy you.If you're looking for filthy weeaboo things to buy, used stores (books, games, etc) are always a great resource (unless you're getting something that's coming out RIGHT THIS MOMENT, etc).Afaik, there are FLGS spots in Japan, but the only ones I remember off-handedly are in Akihabara. Good hunting, mate.
>>31344679I'm pretty close to finishing the campaign I'm running, and I'm currently plotting for a new campaign in a new setting with a new system.
>>31357789Damn, son. E&M's hard.
>>31358153You said it. Induced EMFs are still kind of magic to me.
>>31344679Absolutely fucking nothing.
I drew a map for the campaign I'm working on. It's shit but I made something at least!
>>31358294>ocean-spanning bridgeSounds neat nigga
>>31358294That bridge is just begging for a final showdown.
>>31358306>>31358294>Bridge>Not a literal parting of the sea held together by magic
>>31344679Next to fucking nothing so far. Going to roll up a planet so my friend can do his damn back-story. Hopefully I'll keep my self appointed schedule and we'll be playing Tuesday.
>>31358325Das neat too nigga.
>>31344679I'm like 80% done with a pre-alpha release of Chapter Master. That has to count for something.
>>31358668You best not be lying to us.
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