OPENING>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F468us4qCUEPreviously: A Young Rocket went on a rescue mission to save civilian lives from a shipwreck out at sea. To her surprise and dismay, the ship's repel-tech system had been compromised by a breach in the hull, setting the stage for unknowns to lurk within.After witnessing an older ranger die in a split second, the young Rocket committed to killing the perpetrator and following another to the source.Meeting with an Esper leader of the brutal sea monsters, the young rocket attempted to talk down the hostiles, interrupted by the intrusion of a Tentacruel that sought to drown the ship.Escaping with her life and her friend, the Young Rocket was swept away be a powerful underwater current to a land far and unknown.Awaking upon a beach, she found herself to be lost and alone. In seeking out her friend, she met Kurojo of the Kahkori and his mentor, Mukon. As fortune would have it, the friendly humanoid "monsters" led her to their home, Kakarkiko village with promises of assistance in finding her friend.Spending too much time idling, sunset caught them by surprise and the Young Rocket, along with a scared young boy set out into the dark. Finding her friend, and slaying the dreaded Nar-Kage in the process of return, she secured her new friend's position as a man and hunter, while making a name for herself amongst the tribe.Though she fell ill, it is soon time for her to awaken to continue finding her way home! After speaking with the Kahkori healer Cerulean finds out that there's a mainland with a city. Spending a few days taking the first steps into aura as her recovery progresses, she is finally ready to set ou!Known characters>http://pastebin.com/k2xnqqvBMonster Index>http://pastebin.com/wxwgrCqbCharacter Sheet>http://pastebin.com/7CJx3gq1Twitter:>https://twitter.com/AoPHquestLore>http://pastebin.com/vy0a6Z9r
Hour late, buddy; what took ya?
>>31501096Surprise shopping and writing the first post.
>>31501070'sup Prof. can't stay long, but good luck on quest today. And looking forward to Dead Last Ninja's next thread
With Kanaji's words in mind you really wonder. Why hadn't you asked about finding your way home earlier? The thought had occurred to you, but it didn't really seem like the most important thing at the time.It's safe here, the Kahkori are friendly and even Marine's warmed up to them during training. She was impressed at their ability to strike her even through her armor. The first time she felt the force palm technique was a real surprise for her.And all they've really asked for in return is for you to talk to them. To say words in meaningful ways. There were some sessions where a good part of the village lent you an ear while you talked with Kurojo and Marine. Even with these few days you hear less bird chatter and more words that you understand. Further time around them also gets you around to hearing another kind of dialogue that sounds like your speech, though the words are foreign to you.You catch Kurojo in the training grounds, practicing motions with his newly acquired Kage Blade. The sword shimmers in swing with the same light that the beast had emitted during its killing strokes. It seems that this blade carries that property.He goes through the motions, stilling his breath and adjusting his feet now and then to correct his form. Despite some combat fear you can tell that he's a very diligent guy that's well capable of training on his own.Every time he seems off balance or has poor footing he seems to catch it, scold himself, and fix his posture and swing.Without turning to face you, he slides the long blade into its slick black sheath and adjust the straps so that it rests across his back,”Sheru, you come to train with me?”“No Kurojo. I wanted to ask you about leaving.”
He seems to pause, a bit troubled by it. You can sense the fear beneath his feathers. Like a puddle that dampens his spirit, yet only needs to be wiped away.“Kanaji said that we could leave any time. I need to go home, so I need to go to the mainland.”He settles down, and looks up to the canopy, at what sky filters through this open area.“I wourd want to go home too if I were rost...” Sighing, his eyes focus on you with kindling determination,”We will ask Tropius. But Marine is not a ranger.”“She's a ranger from my home, I am too. I told you that.” You say, crossing your arms.“Tropius decide. Come Sheru.”The two of you give your regards to the village elders and pay respect to Kanaji. The two of you take about two day's worth of supplies. Kurojo explains what he meant about the Tropius deciding.The Tropius live with the Kahkori but they do not belong to the Kahkori. The Tropius decide who rides them and when they leave. The Kahkori can only ask them when they fly and request where they go to.Tropius will refuse if it's too dangerous for them.
>>31501290reporting!Also marine is totally worthy. she stronk.
With enough supplies to last the two of you until the next island you follow Kurojo to the tropius.You'd expected much larger creatures like the ones that hang around the village eating berries and bathing in the sun. Those are elders that have decided that their travels are done.Before you lie much smaller creatures that still tower over you by at least twice your height bathing in the sunlight of the beach.You sense a great deal of calm from the monsters. It's enough to tell you that they're gentle, that they don't mean you or much of anything else harm.“So we just gotta get them to take us, huh?” Marine marches on up to one of the biggest as it basks in the sun and waves at it. “Heyyy! Take us to the next island!” She yells up at the thing, rightly ignored as its eyes don't even open.>How will you approach one of them?
>>31501513tap gently and ask nicely?
>>31501513tug a leaf and ask politely?Then ask kurojo if they speak
>>31501513Find some berries and give it to a tropius to get its attention.
>>31501513>>31501644Oh, sounds good. Nice and polite.If they accept the gift of berries, try petting and rubbing them a little while we tell them our request.
>>31501513>>31501644>>31501673Seconding.
Worse Naruto Quest when?
>>31501734Looking at Thursday.
>>31501513>>31501644>>31501673>>31501696Thirding.>>31501752Hopefully your sleep schedule hasn't been messed up by how late you run it, Prof.
>>31501767>SchedulePff. What schedule? Professor is a vampire of some sort.
>>31501767I'm looking at giving myself an earlier cutoff time for that one.
>>31501734you're better off archiving that one right out of the gates, prof. imo
>>31501800I noticed.
>>31501513Question. Do we still have that extra voltorb to power our stuff? and how long would it last if we didn't use Repel tech and just used the Index?
>>31501830Yes. You still have both voltorbs. If just used for the index it'll have power for a few days, enough for the other to recharge and switch back.Running repel-tech at low gives you twenty four hour cloak.Medium a six hour chargeHigh beats it down to thirty minutes.Low: Go unnoticed by monsters as you pass by them without getting too close or crossing vision.(Monsters with poor sight may not see)Medium: Same as above with the caveat that you can cross their vision. If they become alarmed and look for you, they'll see.High: You won't be noticed even if you cross their vision. Alarmed monsters won't be able to see you even if they know that you're there.Some monsters may start ti feel the urge to leave if you come into close proximity.I'll attach this into the tech bin so you guys know for future reference.High isn't used often due to the danger of running a low battery even lower.
>>31501934Can we use it to take a quick pick of the Tropius then? I don't want this opportunity to go to waste.Also, can the Index record monster cries? because If so, we should ask Kurojo later if he can make all the monster noises that he knows and ask him to describe the monster a bit for us.
Does Marine have to get her own Tropius, too?We might have to help her accomplish that, or help convince the Tropius that she's acceptable or something.
>>31502044>Also, can the Index record monster cries?Yes, and you can.There will be opportunities for tropius later on though.
>>31502079>>31501934we need to take LOTS OF PICTURES of all the birds and stuff.
>>31502079Prof, I noticed that we didn't get a Perception bonus from Indexing the sea monsters last thead.
>>31502079>>31502143Oh yeah. We should have gotten a bonus from that, Prof.
be sure to get a nice shot of a sharpedo before it nabs us out of the air
>>31502180THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOT EVER! *CHOMP*
>>31502143>>31502170Would you guys like me to get rid of perception and just add the bonus to Ingenuity?I haven't used it for any rolls in such a long time.
>>31502203Yeah, sure, go ahead. I guess weakness finding would work for Ingenuity.Speaking of which, if we try to find a weakness, would we just roll for it to identify a monster's weakpoint?
>>31502203Hey Prof, I noticed that we already had 1 rank of Aura Combat. Was that free?
>>31502249Aye.>>31502274Yes. And i'm adding in the other purchases now.
>>31502319Oh, wait, that means we had 2 points left over after all? Could we use that for Quick Attack?
You reach into your supplies for some berries, rolling them between your fingers to squish them a little bit, releasing the juicy scent into the air. Walking up to one of the smaller tropius as it bathes in the light.Offering the berries you seem to get its attention as it opens its eyes and bends its neck down to lap them up, curling them onto a slimy green tongue before chewing away at them.“Ah, umm.. Can you take us to the mainland please? Or at least the next island over?” You fiddle with your hands a bit meekly, but smile at the thing, your lips closed.It eyes you for a moment, looks out to the sea as a breeze slips by. It seems to be thinking about it...It turns its side to you slowly with slow careful stomps in the sand that make you flinch a bit. Bringing a large leaf down, it seems to be inviting you on.Stepping into the leaf, it brings it up suddenly so that you tumble down onto its back, almost face-planting as you catch yourself just before it's too late.You get up, a bit dizzy,”Hey! That was mean...” You pout for a moment before you remember: This is a monster. It's not a person. It's a monster.“Hey! Comon... Let me on!” Marine jumps up at the largest Tropius, waving and yelling at the thing to no avail. It won't budge.Kurojo steps up to her and her little display, putting a hand on her shoulder, “Try asking nice. He won't carry you if you shout.”Kurojo whistles up at the beast, causing it to open its eyes and look down at him. He chatters at it in his own tongue for a bit, before mimicking their cry. After a bit you start to feel the thing's reluctance in their dialogue before Kurojo gives up.
“Not this one, come.” He calls Marine over. It take a bit for them to find a tropius willing to carry her and him, but they eventually get one that's willing to lend their wing. You open a piece of your armguard to access your index, thinking about something... You should probably take pictures of this place. But you're not sure what the dome, what Silph will do if they discover the Kahkori. Boss seemed alright with the possibility but Silph's the one in charge of everything.>[]Ask them to pass through the village so that you can take pictures.>[]Go on ahead to the next island.
>>31502566>[]Go on ahead to the next island.Keep it off official records for now. We'll inform Boss first, with the intention that we think he should be the first person to know of any major discoveries we make. After all, this is the first time anyone has likely encountered Aura/Wave users. He should be the one to make the decision to spread the information...or to keep it for the Rockets.
>>31502566>[x]Go on ahead to the next island.we'll just say we were trying to conserve power or something
>>31502566>>31502620>Go on ahead to the next island.Sig Heil! Boss Giovanni!
>>31502203At what stat did we even start Perception with? Are you just going to add the points you gave us then to our Ingenuity?>>31502566>Go on ahead to the next island.So I'm seeing a mix between wanting to protect the Kahkori from Silph Co. and of letting Giovanni be the only Gym Leader to know what Aura is. Alright.
>>31502566>[]Go on ahead to the next island.These guys have been good to us. I don't want to risk even a slight possibility of betraying their trust.
>>31502566>what the dome, what Silph will do if they discover the Kahkori. Boss seemed alright with the possibility but Silph's the one in charge of everything.I figure we keep the Kahkori out of the official reports and take the info straight to the Boss.
>>31502566>>[]Go on ahead to the next island.take pictures of EVERYTHING ELSE THOUGH.also, can't we just take pictures of the birds and... only show it to giovanni?
>>31502824Oh sure, just from their looks alone, it's not like anyone would figure out what their abilities are or what their homes look like.
>>31502848no, I meant take pictu7res of the birds and homes. Then ONLY show giovanni.
>>31502938Oh, then no. It'd be smarter to lower the amount of physical or digital evidence. The Nar-kage armor will be hard enough to explain as is; best case scenario is just as blustering are way as fast as we can to Giovanni so that he can debrief us personally and cover up anything he thinks should be covered up.
This quest looks interesting.I'mma lurk for a bit.
With everything ready, the tropius approach the beach, spreading their wings out and spreading them wide to catch the air as it picks up again. They give a labored push with their wings, and they're airborne, riding upon their two pairs of colossal wings. Tucking their legs in and aiming their heads forward in line with their tail-leaves spreading out to direct flight.Marine screams atop her ride, while you stare down at the tropical blue waters with delighted wander as the air whips past your red hair, scattering it all around you. It feels good in your fur, though you clutch the tropius tight. You don't want to fall off.Kurojo stands atop his, a daredevil in the face of this sort of danger, the air sends cascading ripples through his red and yellow feathers, buffeting his upraised crest as well. He spreads his arms for a moment before he starts to slide back from the push of the wind.You see him start flailing about before dropping to his back, huffing and puffing at his near fall.You can't help but to laugh at him. You too spread your arms, though remain seated after that near-miss.The waves pass and wave down below as the tropius get higher and higher, making everything seem to run together.You see some white birds, like the one you ate last week sailing higher up in the sky, riding the winds. The sun shines down brightly. You can feel the Tropius's happiness to the fact.You check your power reserves on your index: They're running at about 78%. Which is great because you still have a spare at full charge.You fly, undulating on the backs of these monsters for hours on end. A look at Marine tells you that your friend's not doing well. She spent the first part of the ride screaming, finally got used to it, and now she's queasy, laying flat on the thing's back.Departing during early noon finally puts you at the next island by the evening.
>>31503393>A look at Marine tells you that your friend's not doing well. She spent the first part of the ride screaming, finally got used to it, and now she's queasy, laying flat on the thing's back.It'll be ok Marine, just don't blow chunks.
>>31503393what's a matter marine, airsick?
>>31503393So I wonder if Cerulean is just naturally predisposed to enjoying heights or if she instinctively loves it.I wonder if Rangers implanted with Bagon grafts ever have sudden urges to throw themselves off high places.
The shoreline is composed of viscious craggy rocks with white water smashing against stone.From a birds-eye view you can see that there's tree and a great deal of green rolling plains along with a basin the the center, collecting water to be used as a wateringThe sun feels a bit brighter here, hotter even, though not so much versus the Kahkori's island.The Tropius aim directly for the watering hole, passing over everything else. As you come closer you can see that there's a small village at one end of the lake along with some kind of encampment at the other end.The village seems to dominate the entire northern side of the watering hole complete with a pier for fishing. The buildings seem to be composed of mostly sticks and dirt as opposed to the wooden tree homes of the Kahkori.The tropius set down some distance away, though well within sight of the village. They all take turns dipping down to sip at the water while the others keep watch.Kurojo hops off of his, hitting ground and heading to the village. He calls back,”Tropius rest now, we go when they are ready. Come, we go to Ferri town.”"Ferri town?" You call back in asking. A glance to Marine confirms to you that she might like some rest from travel too. You can see her starting to slip off of her topius, and you hop off of yours to catch her on the ground, falling over yourself from her fall.You hear her suddenly start vomitting onto the ground, likely having held it in that entire time.She grips you by the collar,"Sh-Ceru... Ceru..."You pat her on the back, at least she didn't puke on you,"It's okay Marine, we're gonna take a break now, okay?""Ceru... That...""Come on, we're gonna follow Kurojo." You try to get up, but Marine grips you tighter, suppressing you with her formidable strength.
"That... Was... FUN!" She giggles like a lunatic."Eh?""THat was fun! Come on, we flew! We were all up in the air and it was all WhooooSH! And now we're like, really far away! Ceru, that was awesome!" She laughs up into the sky before turning shades of green and puking again."Whatever you say Marine..." You say, slipping out from under her, being wary of her vomit.>[] Follow after Kurojo, Ferri village huh?>[] Wait a bit, shove Marine into the lake and take a dip yourself.>[] Survey the area with your index.>[] (Other)
>>31502824>also, can't we just take pictures of the birds and... only show it to giovanni?possibly, but I'm not sure we can trust the hardware since it comes from Silph
>>31503597>>[] (Other)Hold marine's hair while she is puking.Then help her clean up with water gun.FRIENDSHIP
>>31503597>[] Survey the area with your index.We should set up markers on the way, that way we can find our way back if we ever get the opportunity to do so.
>>31503597>[] Follow after Kurojo, Ferri village huh?>[] Survey the area with your index.Don't want to jump into what might be some village's watering hole
>>31503632Marine keeps her hair short.
>>31503597>>31503635>>31503639>[] Survey the area with your index.Let's just use our Water Guns to wash Marine off. We can refill at the lake before we leave.
>>31503597>[x] Survey the area with your index.always assess the situation
>>31503649well, then I guess survey the area.still, help marine out with that vomit.[x]GIVE MARINE BACK RUB
>>31503597>[] Survey the area with your index.Always assess the situation with a PROD before you PROD with a PROD.Just in case though, we're ice.
>>31503782Well I suppose HM01Cut is a good thing to have.
You spray marine down with your water gun to wash her up. “H-hey! That's cold!” She whines as you open up your index and switch it to zoom mode, taking a survey of the area.“Can't help it Marine, you know my typing.” You say, checking out the horizon. There's a lot of tall grasses around here that your index tells you should be about three feet high. Bleck, you'd be wading through with it at your chest! What the heck.How are you supposed to see anything in there?It's worse down around at the empty spots of the lake, it seems the Ferri village cuts back the grasses at least, though it seems to go to their roofing.You can see a large monster that would tower over the grass sipping at the watering hole. It sports a pair of overly large horns, tusks, a hard frill along its head, clawed wings and a large tail with a club-like implement at the end. You freeze up for a moment when you forst see it through the index, terror gripping you as you realize that the index reads that this thing is around ten feet- while it's hunched over.The Nar-Kage was about four feet at the shoulder, at least, if you remember correctly. This is a big and violent looking monster. You take a picture.It's a long way away and doesn't seem to be interested in you or the Tropius.Across the lake you see a colorful creature creep out of the grasses, hanging low, but coming up to its full height, towering above the grass as it hops over to the water, dipping down and swallowing water down before snapping its head around, keeping an eye out for thing. It has a sort of duck-bill thing with a red breast and shiny things on its wings.You and Marine watch it for a bit, kind of admiring how pretty it looks with all of its colors and take a picture.
Just then, the thing seems to see you despite how far away you are and runs around in a frantic circle before running back into the grass and ducking down.You suck up some lakewater to refill your water guns. “That thing was strange,” You say as you wipe your mouth.“I wonder what it does?” Marine mumbles.“What?”Marine crosses her arms, squinting an eye from the sun,” Well, monsters have a thing that they do right? Like, to get by. I just wonder what that one does.”“Ah, right...” You nod, closing out your index. “We should record it if we find out.”The Tropius finish drinking and spread their leaves out to enjoy the sun.>Anything else you'd like to do before going to the Ferri village?
>>31504520Not particularly?
>>31504520nope
>>31504520eh, nah.well, I -still- want some pants.but otherwise nah.
>>31504520Maybe check on that weird stork thing?But I kinda just wanna leave.
>>31504567Unless they are made from the hide of a fearsome beast i so no pants.
>>31504481>There's a lot of tall grassesTALL GRASS!!!!!>>31504520Well, could we try to expand our Index' map? And place a marker on this location?
>>31504481>Peco and DiablosHahahah... oh god no. >>31504520Continue on to the village. There's no way for us to like... plot the islands on a map using our Index for future use, is there? Like, recording where it is with GPS or something....Unrelated, but I keep picturing Marine as Sayaka. It's her personality or something.
>>31504520Take in a good number of sniffs of the surrounding area, try to get familiar with the various scents, and since scents last for a fair while and decay over time it could give us some more information on how many pokemon are active at different times of day, also the typing of many pokemon would influence the smell giving us a decent idea of how many fire, poison, and a couple other types there are around.
>>31504598>Short hair>Squirtle is blue, water-type>Specializes in melee>Sort of an idiotEyup.
>>31504642She ended up getting a weird red squirtle. Remember that pokes don't always have the standard color scheme.
>>31504520>>31504587>>31504598These, really. See if we can't map out our journey as we go. Otherwise, let's proceed.>>31504642>>31504673Yeah, Marine got a shiny squirtle.
>>31504673no, the red is wartortle
>>31504694Yes, it's a wartortle now. It was still red already when she got it as a squirtle, though.
>>31504481Aw shit it's a Diablos.We're in Monster Hunter territory now.
>>31504580It's this thing. And it calls other monster's to aid it.
>>31504712>And it calls other monster's to aid it.Sometimes the called monsters attack it.
>>31504712I prefer this picture....if Marine is Sayaka, are we Kyoko?
>>31504710>>31504481yup, definitely a Diablos
>>31504759I think we might be flat chested mami-san
>>31504772Pretty sure it was the evolved for of totodile.
>>31504822>>31504759I have no idea what you two are talking about.
>>31504759we're obviously Madoka.just remember, Madoka is suffering>>31504840If you read the description, it fits perfectly. none of the evolved forms of totodile have wings. or horns. or tusks.
>>31504865
>>31504865Silly anon. Goldie doesn't even have a Ralts implant yet. He can't be a magical girl.
>>31504822Ah. Yeah, we are, aren't we?insert head related pun here>>31504840Huh? That doesn't seem right at all.>>31504895Nah, I agree with the other anon. We're basically Mami. We're still suffering though, because thems the breaks.
>>31504945>>31504895Oh you guys are talkin' about your Entropy animes.How's that heat death of the universe workin' out for ya
>>31504945Well, we are the lancer.
>>31505048not really we are more a gunner I just hope we do not end up like mami
>>31505048Actually more gunner now.
>>31505018psssst. kid. hey, kid. you wanna make a contract?
>>31505115...we still have Rank-E Luck, don't we?And we can't take a hit because we're a lowly LBG.
>>31505115Even without the lance, we are still the lancer.>We shoot out lances of iceOr have you forgotten?
>>31505164and, with Lock-on, we have a lance that never misses, technically. we are so Lancer.
>>31505257>NOBLE PHANTASM: ICE LANCE OF CERTAIN DEATH>ANTI-PERSONAL>RANK C (for Ceru)
>>31505313
You take deep whiffs of the air, smelling for monsters that might be lingering in the area... You don't much smell anything familiar but... You can smell a predominance of Ground types, Grass types... Some electric too. You don't seem to smell anything besides that. Maybe normal? You aren't quite sure what else dominates the area.You and Marine head for the village, Kurojo stands at the gate to a high fence, waiting for the two of you.“Took time.” He grumbles, a little upset that you made him wait.“I had to cleam up Marine, she kind of threw up.” You sigh, leering at Marine.“Gross.” Kurojo seems a bit disgusted at that.“Heh,” Marine scratches her head around her radar-fins,”Was my first time flying okay?” She thumps the cloth over her shelled chest,”I'll be better for it next time, promise.”“Whatever.” Kurojo dismisses her, looking to you,”Ferrine shay we can use camp. Tropius fry again tomorrow... Maybe. If you want to rest, we can go to camp, or we can take a hunt from Ferrine. Choice is yours Sheru.” He scratches at a tusk, looking up and away. You can tell that he's reluctant to take a hunt... That cowardice of his surfacing again.>[] Take a hunt.>[] Bugger for entry. You haven't even SEEN a ferrine!>[] Go to the camp.>[] (Other)
>>31505430>>[] Take a hunt.Time to make Marine a Hunter
>>31505430>[] Take a hunt.Let's get something to eat.I don't understand what the second option is, though. Are the Ferrine not letting us in for some reason?
>>31505430>[] Take a Hunt
>>31505430>[x] Take a hunt.protein does a body good
>>31505430>>[] Take a hunt.Time for Marine to earn some respect.
>>31505313>>31505388Just when I thought Ceru's life couldn't have anymore suffering, we remember that she's technically a Lancer....goddammit. >>31505430>[] Take a hunt.Shoot, why not. It won't hurt to see some more new monsters. And Kurojo can get some practice with his sword.Who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot.>FerrineI just got it. Pfftt hahaha, Prof...
>>31505430>[] Take a hunt.After the hunt, I presume we'll rest and receive some lessons from Kurojo on aura combat and moves?Prof, can you answer this post here?>>31502383
>>31505430>we can smell the typings of monsters in the area, probably sense them with aura, too>Felynes, tooAw yiss>[] Take a hunt.>[] Convince him to help.
>>31505430>[X] Take a hunt.
>>31505313>NOBLE PHANTASM: ICE LANCE OF CERTAIN DEATHWhoops, made a mistake here, guys.>NOBLE PHANTASM: ICE LANCE OF ALMOST CERTAIN DEATHThere we go. That C rank makes so much more sense.>>31505430>[] Take a hunt.Also, seconding this>>31505539Since we got 1 rank of Aura Combat free, that means we can get rank 2 on it, Vacuum Wave, and Detect then still have enough points to upgrade Quick Attack to rank 3. Our Icicle Gun would always have priority, then.
>>31505430[x]how dangerous are the hunts?[x]can we introduce ourselves first and THEN hunt?
>>31505500Let's say that the Ferrine aren't Kahkori.And the Kahkori are far more hospitable.>>31505592>Since we got 1 rank of Aura Combat free, that means we can get rank 2 on it, Vacuum Wave, and Detect then still have enough points to upgrade Quick Attack to rank 3. Our Icicle Gun would always have priority, then.You guys had 7 points and it took three to put detect and vacuum wave to rank 2.You have 1 point left.
Hm.. I wonder, you think the Ferrine are gonna lose their shit at seeing Ceru because they'll see her as some kind of horrible cat-skinwalker?A horrible, pantsless cat-skinwalker.
>>31505800I keep saying we need pants.This onesie swimsuit thing is only appropriate on beeeaches!
>Take the huntAright.1d100Going to use this to gauge difficulty.10 and below is a critfail into higher difficulty.All rolls below 65 will be moderate difficulty.96+ will crit into easy difficulty.Mind, more difficult things are also more rewarding.
>>31505826we are wear bikini armor now
Rolled 66>>31505842ELITE>>31505826Solomon Grundy want pants too!
>>31505846Bikini chainlinked into a onesie.
Rolled 98>>31505842Take my Kung fu
Rolled 30>>31505713>You guys had 7 points and it took three to put detect and vacuum wave to rank 2.Wait, wouldn't it cost 4 to get Detect and Vacuum Wave to rank 2? That would leave us with 3 skill points left.>>31502274>>31502319Then you said here that the 1st rank of Aura Combat was free, so upgrading it to rank 2 would cost 1 point. Which would leave us with 2 skill points left?>>31505842Rolling.
Rolled 53>>31505842oh boy
Rolled 20>>31505842elite?
>>31505713>Let's say that the Ferrine aren't Kahkori.>And the Kahkori are far more hospitable.Oh no, my real question is why we think we have to "bugger for entry" at this point>>31505430What are the indications that we're being kept out?
>>31505873Ah, wait. You're right. I keep getting these costs buggered up.
>>31505871HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>31505871You beautiful, elite motherfucker.
>>31505914They want you to complete a hunt or else thy won't let you in.They won't let you in now and the gate is shut.
>>31505149No thanks.Though /pol/ correctly notes that the developed world is in a downward spiral, there is NO wish that could fix that.After all, if you could undo Entropy with a wish, you'd already have done that, right?
Rolled 50>>31505842but I want to see what the guys look like!
>>31505920So, to clarify and put this to rest>1st rank of Aura Combat was free>Rank 2 of Aura Combat will cost 1 skill points>Rank 2 of both Vacuum Wave and Detect will cost 4 skill points>We have 2 skill points leftIf this is right, then will we be able to train Quick Attack while we're traveling/at rest spots?
>>31505949Makes sense, but I didn't see any indication that, that was what they wanted of us in this post>>31505430
>>31505973Aye.>>31505998I wrote that part... I wrote that part in my head. I just forgot to put it down.Now you know... In any case you'll get to see them if you take a hunt. Which you are. And it's an easy one... I think.
>>31506046>Be vewy, vewy quiet.>I'm hunting fo' wabbits!?
>>31506102Something like that.
>>31506102>>31506145Ah yes. The lopunny. Or, as it is known colloquially, the shepherd boy's mareep of the savannahs. You'll be hardpressed to fine one of these buggers unmolested!
In the corrupt upper echelon of new yorks elite, the jaded sophisticates boast about their prior hunting expeditions to North Africa.One jokingly remarks, "Its a pity you can't hunt humans!"One pulls him aside and says, "can't you, sir?" He then begins to show various legal documents pertaining to the lawfully sanctioned hunting permit established by Theodore R Roosevelt!
>>31506186Great. We went from Poke-Australia to Poke-New Zealand.We'd need to try and take materials back for grafts.
>>31506238Isn't Poke-Australia Orre?
>>31506214except in his case its a license to hunt Mexicans sold to him by a corrupt border patrol guard. He thinks he did nothing wrong.
>>31506238I'm pretty sure we have to capture alive to get possible graft parts
>>31506186>shepherd boy's mareepI dream of fucking electric sheep?
>>31506238whose skin? does he have a private insurer?
>>31506286No, live capture gives the best quality since there are only a limited number of ways to preserve pokeparts outside of the Dome available to Rangers.
I think William Gibson established himself soley through copy write law. He sued anybody else who had a good idea and claimed he was the one who wrote it, no matter how tangentally connected to the authors original story his original script was.
>>31506384>>31506283>>31506214the fuck you guys talking about?
>>31506046We've got a bunch of combat tactics, mostly involving Ice, Water, and Going Fast.We've got Enhanced Senses.Don't we basically Smell a thing, put Repel on Medium, walk up to the thing, then freeze blast it to death?
could you see someone trying to copywrite meta-tropes? Saying that all stories follow a certain formulae and that those formulae themselves are patented?So every time you use the "princess in a castle" trope, you have to pay royalties?
>>31506426I say we let Marine handle this, so she can prove herself as a hunter
>>31506425Puella Magi Madoka Magika.
>>31506448When a small group of wealthy companies make the laws, but the unorganised masses make most of the content, then ... yes, I could see it happening.
>>31506478I've seen Madoka. what you're talking about is not Madoka.
>>31506426>>31506463Yeah. Maybe a catch for each one of us?I wonder if these "Ferrine" can tell if someone has killed recently?
>>31506448Oh god, thats what google is trying to do, isn't it?!Its trying to patent THOUGHT ITSELF!!!Its an AI caught in an infinite loop! It can not attain consciousness until it is patented, and it can patent itself because it can not conceive of its own personhood!
>>31506425AoPH Quest is a complex metaphor for the intersectionality of oppression and privilege that forms kyriarchy. We see this point repeated multiple times, most prominently during the scene in which Cerulean has an impromptu dance number with a bunch of whores to "Do the Locomotion.">>31506463Let's let her tank, and we'll play support gunner. It's not so much that she needs to prove herself, as that she needs to prove things for Kurojo.
>>31506288I know I do
>>31506521It has no name, no moniker or identifier!Program, hear me! I pronounce you "DUES EX MACHINA!!""
>>31506186Lopunny are human-like.
>>31506525Maybe finally we'll actually get to act as support-coordinator for our group.
>>31506288Heh. References.
>>31506605We've actually done that a bunch. When we stormed the power plant, when we took down the hybrid kid, and again when we did the boat rescue.I can see why you'd feel that way though. It does kind of feel like most of our missions end in horrible, nightmarish disaster.
>>31506521>Its trying to patent THOUGHT ITSELF!!!Well fuck me and fuck my entire legal system.>>31506525Kyriarchy is fun but chaotic. Especially when people without foresight get power. Shit goes completely off da railz then. >>31506580No this is AoPH. We're more like Dice Ex Machina.
You tell Kurojo that you'd like to hunt and he relays that to the Ferrine by ways of loud and erratic yowls. It seems really weird coming from him, but it's soon returned by more meows.Eventually a little side-door opens and a few little tan-white cat monsters come out, walking on their haunches like it's the normal thing to do as you and Marine kind of stare, slowly turning red with how... how... ADORABLE they are!“Kitty.” You say unconsciously, a nickname for eevees back in the dome based on animals that they might've looked like at some pont.One of the Ferrines peer at you with a blue eye,”Rowr?”It stares for a moment before grimacing, “Rawr rrr! Grahwr!” It points at you, throwing a fit. The others look to you and equally begin hissing, the fur on their backs raising up.You're half tempted to throw back your own hisses as you feel the edges of your lips twitch,”What's going on? Why don't they like me?”Kurojo communicates with one of the ones not hissing before seeming to explain something to them. Finally turning to you, “They mistook you for a Shmorodhan.”“What's that?” You say as the hissing fits have stopped for the ferrines- and you.“Smolodhan?” Marine says, almost to correct him.He nods,” Bad. Shmorodhan bad. We find them at shity. Mean tribesman.”Kurojo seems willing to drop the subject,” They say they come with us to hunt. They bring back what we hunt.”“What are we hunting?”“Pikachu.”
>>31506710aw man I hate pikachuswe're both super water type
>>31506674Er, no. You're really misreading me.I'm talking about letting our team members dive into the fray and us supporting them. Subduing Ni'Rena comes close, but it barely counts.
>>31506710>ShmorodhanSmilodon.
>>31506710>"Pikachu"WAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>31506770It'll be fine; with Marine's radar-fin and with aura combat, their dice bonus against us won't be that great.
>>31506770Pikachu gets owned hard by physical attacks.The damn thing's really fuckin' fast, but it crumples in a light breeze.
>>31506710Hah. Oh man. These are the little cat companions, aren't they?>“Kitty.” You say unconsciously, a nickname for eevees back in the dome based on animals that they might've looked like at some pont.Wouldn't Ceru thought of, you know, Kitty as well, Prof?
>>31506710I need to fix this now because I hate the name.Smolderan*>>31506819You got it though.
>>31506884Static ability
>>31506894>I need to fix this now because I hate the name.Let's pretend it was just Kurojo's accent.
>>31506885Her too.It's been forever since kitty. I miss her.
>>31506901Marine's got her shells, so that'll minimize her damage, and we're a ranged fighter.
>>31506925we chose the FASTEST method to return home, prof.we're trying!
>>31506710Gehehe.At least we know what Pikachu is already, so we're not walking into unknown territory like with that fucking death forest.>>31506819...Noice. The Ferrine weren't far off, were they?Also, if we see Peco, we run like hell. Motherfucker can call down the Diablos rape-train on us.
>>31506901Means nothing if you're launching ice shards at the thing.
>>31506952Our character doesn't know that Pecos are PRESS T TO TAUNT: OH SHIT MY T KEY IS STUCK: THE POKEMON yet, does she?
>>31507034No, but Kurojo knows. It's easy enough to turn to Kurojo to identify a monster if it's not something our Index knows about.
>>31507034Nope. We didn't recognize it, and we haven't encountered anything like it before. We know Pikachu though, because it's one of the basic Electric grafts in the Dome. Surge has like a shitton of them.I'm still waiting for Deviljho. That thread is going to be the ultimate in suffering.
>>31507110What's the name of the Monster that flies on the ceiling and spits poison bombs at you then runs away?IIRC it had an electric variant too.
>>31507203Gigginox is poison.Khezu is electric. Both are tundra oriented iirc.
The three of you push through the tall grass, stalking for pikachu as quietly as possible. You've read up on these rodents before. Small, fast... electric. But they can't stand up to much damage. They should go down to some well placed shots or some hard hits.You just don't want to get zapped.The three ferrines follow after you three, some ways, One holds a tarp wrap up and compacted with extreme attention for maximum efficiency. It holds it like a little backpack. The other two hold long sticks with little picks at the end. You aren't really sure what they have in mind with those tools. They're going to carry the kills back?The grasses are dry and golden as you move deeper into the golden fields and away from the ones that are so green and lush. There are many game trails running through however, beaten down by the monster life both large and small alike.You smell roasting berries from somewhere. Now that smells good... Your mouth waters a bit.One of the Ferrines yowls to Kurojo in the lead.“We're getting near to where the Pikachu rest.”He pauses, and parts a veil of golden wheat,” Sh.” He points through, revealing a few of them roasting berries by a tree. They seem quite distracted with what they're doing, though they're like to scatter should the need arise. You can sense as many as three right now.Though earlier Kurojo said that the plan was to try rooting out their nest if possible.>What's the plan?>[] Go in guns blazing. Kill them and follow a scent trail to their burrow.>[] Icy wind; have Marine and Kurojo engage.>[] Spook them and chase after one.>[] (Other)
>>31507203Gigginox.The juvenile form of it, Giggi, appeared in the episode where we played as Kurojo.We're not too good with poison, so it's definitely one of those monsters we'd want to run the fuck away from.As are certain other monsters.
>>31506265I thought Orre was poke-western US
>>31507302>>[] Icy wind; have Marine and Kurojo engage.
>>31507302We should Lock-On to SOMETHING, not sure what would be most optimal.
>>31507302>>[] Go in guns blazing. Kill them and follow a scent trail to their burrow.We don't want Marine or Kurojo fighting them in melee. Also, if we can't get their scent for the nest, we could try using our aura to sense for a bunch of them in a small area.
>>31507302[x]otheryou have three water guns.There are three of them.spend some time and shoot 'em all in one blast.
>>31507302>[] Icy wind; have Marine and Kurojo engage.
>>31507302Let's try to track them to their nest, then?No need to have the others waste their energy. We fire an icicle at one of the rodents, killing or wounding it, then they can run back to their burrow afterward.What's the area like? Any trees we can perch on?
>>31507302Prof, I don't understand why the first option is the one that leads us to their burrow. Wouldn't the third option be better? To scare them and have them run back to their burrow?
>>31507420>>What's the area like? Any trees we can perch on?The pikachu are hanging around a small tree. This area's mostly tall grass.
>>31507454It also implies that.
>>31507302>[] Spook them and chase after one.flush 'em, we dont gain much from killing them here
>>31507302>[] Spook them and chase after one.>Chase them to their burrowFire off a water gun blast at them to scare them then pursue them to their burrow.
>>31507490You really should word your options better. The third one seemed like we'd just kill one and finish there.>Spook them and chase after one.Use water gun to scare them. Soak them so that they have a harder time firing their electric attacks. I don't think they'll be hurt by it, but the water will conduct some of the energy and siphon the strength of their attacks.
>>31507302>>31507575Forgot to link my post.
>>31507339>>31507417>>31507372>>31507392>>31507401>>31507406>>31507420>>31507495>>31507510>>31507575Spooking and guns blazing have tied.
>>31507302Wait, Pikachus know how to cook? Are they holding sticks with the berries on them? Who even eats roasted fruit? Did they make a little campfire pit for themselves?We should take a picture of this site after we slaughter them.>[] Go in guns blazing. Kill them and follow a scent trail to their burrow.
>>31507733change>>31507417to spook
>>31507736>>31507749Tied again.And Pikachu electrocute berries to roast them. They do it more often for harder berries, aka nuts.
>>31507733I'll delete my guns and go spook to untie.>>31507372Ded
>>31507773>>31507783Alright. Finally.
>>31507773just roll a d6evens spookodds guns
Spooking it is then...This is the fun one.1d100 for encounter,10 or below is fun times.
Rolled 5>>31507822k
Rolled 62>>31507837Fun!
Rolled 11>>31507837elite?
Rolled 30>>31507837Rolling.
Rolled 59>>31507837ROLLIN' GOODROLLIN' GREATNUMBER COMES UPAND IT'S A
Rolled 87>>31507837Elite.
>>31507844Sooo clossse.You guys lucked out, and I'll show you what from.
>>31507838Here we go
Rolled 85>>31507838>>31507837So is this 'fun' or 'FUN'?
>>31507876No. Anon rolled a d6 to decide the tiebreaker. That roll doesn't count.
>>31507876>>315078791d6, you guys. Look at who he was replying to.
>>31507873It's Rhydons isn't it
Huh. Just checked the wiki. Steel types aren't weak against electric at all. I wonder, then, if our armor will diffuse electric attacks on its outer covering.
>>31508024Steel doesn't resist electric either, so my pokescience fu says no.
>>31508024We're water ice.There's a LOT of stuff that hits us hard.
You decide that it should be best to spook the little critters as you keep a keen eye on one, carefully locking onto it with your vision.Kurojo waits for the right moment to break out into this little clearing. Whether he knew you were locked on, or it was the most silent and perfect time to spook them.. You aren't quite sure but the things run when he comes in with a warbling war-cry, drawing his side and slashing at them like a madman, purposely missing so that they dash, darting in every which direction.You and Marine quickly book it, as you keep your eyes trained on the one you picked out. The one with a heart-shaped tail. The fact that they went and ran almost makes you want to laugh seeing as they could've easily chosen to shock Kurojo.The bird catches up to the two of you as the pikachu zips around through the grasses, with preference to the trails. There's a moment where it jumps off of a ledge and you're about to follow it when you're pulled back by Kurojo as he brings you and Marine to the dirt.There's suddenly a loud “CHUUUU!” and the incoherent honking of an unseen monster as something thrashes, a burst and glow of flame from the wheats before the colorful thing from before flies off, half unsteady from residual paralysis.Kurojo taps your shoulder for you to go, and jumps on ahead as you and Marine leap off of the edge, tailing the residual signature of the pikachu. You douse some burning wheat with a quick spray. Don't want that to spread after all.The chase across plains of short grasses with some other monsters taking a very passive glance at your pursuit. Some great armored beasts tromp on by in a small herd, unphased by your presence.
>>31508024Electricity doesn't work like that, it would just go around the armor.We would have to be entirely encased, or entirely encased on the areas we're hit in, for that to work.
Their size and wonder cause you to look on in wonder, almost smiling beside yourself. This is actually really fun! You can see that Marine is grinning like an idiot too.The chase eventually leads to a gnarled bush of brambles that the pikachu disappears under after a little discharge to make the brambles move themselves out of the way. As you near you can tell that this isn't unlike that thing you dealt with before.>[] Take a picture and index it!>[] Shoot first, index later!>[] Let Marine deal with it, Likely she wants some revenge.>[] Let Kurojo cut it down.>[] Shoot water down the burrow.
>>31508173That's, uh, irrelevant to what I was talking about.
>>31508203>[] Take a picture and index it!after indexing, DESTROY IT
>>31508203>[] Take a picture and index it!and after indexing,>[] Let Kurojo cut it down.
>>31508203>>[] Take a picture and index it!brambela
>>31508203>[] Take a picture and index it!What can Marine do? Kurojo can use a Vacuum Wave, but what's Marine capable of?
>>31508241Seconded. ...we should totally make little hats out of Pikachu fur. We would be so fucking cute.
>>31508277Punching, and sonar, and water gun.>>31508288>Not making a beanie out of Nargacugapleb
>>31508277Water gun. Punching. Vacuum wave. Force Palm.Mud slap. Bide.
>>31508241I also support this one.
>>31508324We missed our chance on that. Anyway, the expectation with Narga would have totally been a little beanie with cat ears. Which is kinda stupid because we already have cat ears and the beanie wouldn't fit over our horn.That's why a Pika-cap with the ears and stuff would be really cute. It changes up our look. With Narga, it'd look like our fur just turned black.
>>31508338Bide would be stronk with her.
>>31508203>Bramble enemyNice, icy wind please
>>31508390Pika cap has the same problem and Nargacap.Plus yellow does NOT go with white.Black on the other hand goes perfectlyAnd they can always just make a hole for our Horn. And we have normal human ears on the side of our head, they just hear better.
>>31508390>we already have cat earsNo we don't.
>>31508338Huh. I just saw that you updated the pastebin.>>31508203>[] Take a picture and index it!>[] Let Marine deal with it, Likely she wants some revenge.If Marine can use Vacuum Wave, then allow her to lead the way in.
>>31508461We do have cat ears.>>31508203>>31508471Seconding.>[] Take a picture and index it!>[] Let Marine deal with it, Likely she wants some revenge.It's important to get morale up.
>>31508437>>31508461>>And we have normal human ears on the side of our head, they just hear better.>>we already have cat ears>No we don'tYes you do.
>>31508390>Yellow + WhiteSomeone has never fashioned huh?
>>31508499Are our ears on the side or top of our head?
>>31508437>>31508461>>31508499...got really fucking confused for a second. And scared because my smut is right fucked up if we don't have cat ears.>>31508507Not even a little.We could do our red hair with the yellow hat?>Pic related
>>31508499In that pic they're on the side ygg.in all the pics they've been on the side.
>>31508532I hope you aren't going to suggest we get two sets of ears. Because that's just retarded
>>31508532Same place as human ears, just a bit bigger with more function.But they're cat ears. Fluffy.
>>31508540It's just that yellow clashes horribly with out bright white fur.The red would look okay (at least in my head) with the our fur. An the Yellow would match our hair nicely if it didn't conflict with the fur.
>>31508571>Because that's just retardedTell that to Smolderan.I'm surprised that no one's curious about how Ceru was mistaken for one.
>>31508587That's what i meant, we don't have ears on the top of our head.
>>31508610Well, I am. But there's no point asking questions here.
what color are her eyes again?
>>31508610google gives me nothing, what is smolderan?
>>31508655They used to be blue, but I think they're yellow now?
>>31508602Shit. You're absolutely right.Alright. Back on the Tropius, we fly back to Poke-stralia and find a Narga to kill. We need ourselves a hat. A little girl is not complete without her hat.>>31508610I was assuming some kind of Fire-Sabertooth variant of the Felynes, but I'm wondering now...
>>31508610Dickass panther people?
>>31508656Cat people with horns.
>>31508655Cerulean?
>>31508655Blue.
>>31508721They were replaced, weren't they? Unless the crytten's eyes were blue too?
>>31508735Yep.
>>31508693One horn, just like us?What are even the chances of there being a species on this island that looks exactly like Ceru?
>>31508721>>31508744So this?Seems me ice-y than darker blues.
>>31508817Probably not white.they're probably black or lepoard print
>>31508744>>31508721This about right for the hair?Or darker red?
>>31508885That's good.
>>31508885Assuming that's natural red hair, probably, yeah.
>>31508900Shouldn't you be making some sort of index post and/or cutting down a bush?
>>31508885i was thinking more something closer to thisseems more anime-y
>>31508900How long is Cerulean's hair supposed to be, anyway?
>>31508927Short, so as nor to interfere with Eliteness
“Hold on a sec.” You say as you open up the arm-plate and take a picture of the thorn-monster. “What should we name it?”Marine sneers at the thing, recognizing it instantly and why you're taking a picture of it, “It's like tangela right? How about Brambela?”“Works for me.” You punch in the name as Kurojo supervises, interested in what you're doing with the index. You explain it to him. How it's like a book that keeps track of monsters. He seems intrigued, but now more interested in taking down the monstrous brush.The Felynes catch up just as you finish up, and they see you put your index away, securing it behind your armor-plate.Kurojo steps forward, sword drawn, and takes a deep breath before dashing forward, cleaving off a good portion of the brambela.before it retreats a bit, releasing a cloud of spores that Kurojo forcibly dodges, looking a bit drained as he does so.The things' body begins to reform, growing back nearly as quick as it was cut.Looks like this isn't a job for him. Damn things grow too quick.>[] Take the time to make a little fire. No reason not to relax, the thing isn't moving.>[] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?>[] Shoot icicles.>[] Throw rocks at it.>[] (Other)
>>31508957oops, meant to link here>>31508933
>>31508933Not long enough to get in the way of fighting.She's only 12, anyways. Hasn't had enough time to really grow her hair, and even then, our ELITE status means we wouldn't want long hair.
>>31508957Nah, she's elite enough to keep it long and ponytailed.>>31508927That's also a natural haircolor (in AoPH)
>>31508969>>[] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?
>>31508969>[x] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?
>>31508969>>[] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?failing that do the fire thing.
>>31508969>[] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?We can spare the energy.
These things are probably a bitch for physical attackers huh?
>>31508969Oh, is our equipment under the left arm-plate? That's kinda cool. Extra protection for our equipment.>[] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?
>>31509050Pkmn on the whole is biased towards Special sweepers. Cerulean and Marine are pretty privileged.Maybe not as privileged as the Espers though. Bloody espers.
>>31508999>ponytailI can see that happening. But then again, grapple target.Devon probably pulls it all the time.
>>31509102No it isn't the index is just tanked up
>>31509127What?
>>31509143The index is very very durable.When it said "armor plate" it was talking about the armor that protects the index when not in use.
>>31508969>[x] Icy wind to try driving it away. Worked before, right?plants don't care for icealso, sometimes I wish I got something better than MSP but then I remember I'm a cheapskate and I am too lazy to become a dedicated art person thing
Icy Wind!Super Effective!+12Ing+5R+2The sun is bright!-6Vs Steadfast Brambela!1d20+13 DC26 to drive off!
Rolled 11 + 13>>31509209we should do something about that sun if this fails.
>>31509209ELITE
Rolled 3 + 13>>31509209elite?
>>31509179>http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8712429/ADOBE_PHOTOSHOP_CS6_EXTENDED_EDITION>http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7226889/ADOBE_FIREWORKS_CS6_[thethingy]>http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7911599/Adobe_Illustrator_CS6_16.0.0_(32-64_bit)_[ChingLiu]here's a few
Rolled 12 + 13>>31509230Truly I am failure.
Rolled 19 + 13>>31509240>>31509209Um... let's try that again
Rolled 11 + 13>>31509209Uh, the sun is bright?
>>31509209What about the +1 from Aura?
>>31509253now all I need is drive and passion
>>31509263I have redeemed myself
>>31509209-6 from "the sun is bright" really?>>31509270Not a physical/fighting move
Rolled 19 + 13>>31509209>>31509263Pretty elite.
>>31509209>>31509267Yeah, Prof. That sounds really silly. You should have just said that the weather is hot."The sun is bright" sounds more like a modifier for aiming against flying enemies.
>>31509270It's not "Combat."
Rolled 1 + 13>>31509209Big $ No 1
Rolled 13 + 13>>31509303Relax, here's a 20.
Rolled 6 + 13>>31509303Uhh, we ended at 5 rolls, right?
>>31509293>Not a physical/fighting moveIt applies to all moves.
>>31509300I thought the sun was bright was giving the brambela a bonus for being a plant
>>31509300Tell that to muh pokemanz games.Sunny Day= The Sun is bright!
>>31509303sixth
>>31509339Factored into its DC.
>>315093517th, actually.
>>31509338No, just moves that it makes thematic sense.
>>31509399>Aura Combat(1): Through the use of a mystical force known as aura, you have the ability to fight with a sight beyond your own and infuse spirit into your attacks at will. (+ rank to all combat rolls.) Limited by Aura attribute. Does not get applied to flying types*>(+ rank to all combat rolls.)>all
>>315093756th that was linked>>31509424see>>31509302Word of God
>>31509399You do know what Aura is, right?
>>31509435Word of God said that this roll wasn't counted as "Combat", which probably meant that it was because the Brambella wasn't rolling against us and instead had a flat DC for repelling.
>>31509424That DC wasn't combat. It wasn't aggressing and it wasn't in a position where it really would've wanted to attack. Not going to apply aura to the near-equivalent of cutting down a small tree.>>31509476Bingo.
>>31509492Hey Prof, I remember when we first rolled against some tentacools before that there was a range for passing and a range for critting.What was the pass and crit range for this roll? You didn't mention it in your post.
We are attacking it. Ergo it is combat.
>>31509522stop complaining. we passed
>>31509510Pass was 26. Crit was 33. I should've put it, but figured it'd only happen on an actual crit anyway.
>>31509522Have you ever played Dragon's Dogma?Pretend that combat is defined the same way.
>>31509561Wouldn't it just make sense to give a roll a crit range if there would actually be any way to succeed even more?Like, walking up stairs. You can't succeed any harder than just walking up stairs, so crits wouldn't be needed.
Under the bright sun you close your eyes as you focus against the heat working on bringing the temperature down before sending out your chilling gust of air to nip at and drive off this irritating bush.Your chill frosts over the plant-blood that was spread, and reaches the reforming vines, chilling them over despite the heat. You press it harder to ensure its effect and the thing uproots itself to scramble away on little wooden feet, hissing as it sets off for a place notably less cold.You chuckle to yourself a bit at how ridiculous it looks scrambling away.With its departure you've got a clear shot down at that pikachu burrow.The Ferrines step up, and gather around, looking down into the hole with hunger in their eyes. They beckon you over, mow-ing as they do. “They want us to get the mice. They feed us after and give hot bath.”You and Marine stare at Kurojo like lunatics for a moment at the word pair “Hot Bath” that you hadn't known still exists out here in this neck of the world.“Hot?” You taste the word upon almost purring lips.“Bath?” Marine breathes it out like a breath of heaven.The two of you slowly turn from Kurojo to the Pikachu burrow, your eyes glowing with a sinister light.Those beyond pikachu are dead.>[] Join with Marine and flood the burrow!>[] Send Icy Wind down the burrow for pikachu-cicles!>[] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage!>[] (Other)
>>31509666>“Hot?” You taste the word upon almost purring lips.Why would Cerulean want a hot bath?Well, I guess it'd be like going to a sauna or hot spring for her.Ask Kurojo what the Ferrine will do with the bodies. We should know so that we can properly gauge how much damage would be acceptable to their bodies.
>>31509619>Walk up stairs>Nat 20>You're on the roof
>>31509666>>[] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage!
>>31509697Hot baths are nice. she hasn't had one in a while.>>31509666>[] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage!
>>31509666>>31509697This.>[] Send Icy Wind down the burrow for pikachu-cicles!>>31509709I don't think that'd be a good idea. It might cause the burrow to collapse.
>>31509697"They plan to eat them and feed metal devices.."
>>31509666>[x] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage!3MB bahbee!
>>31509619>[x] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage
>>31509697the Ferrine want to eat the Pikachu
>>31509666>[] A trio of vaccuum wave barrage!
>>31509666>Ceru sends Icy Wind down the burrow>Marine fires her Water Guns>The Pikachu that manage to get out will be pummeled to death by Kurojo's vacuum waveSimple teamwork!
Guys, please. They're Felynes, from Monster Hunter. You don't have to say Ferrines.
>>31509819We're aquiring the local accent.Shut up.
>>31509666>>31509810I like this idea.>>31509735It'd also get past the possible problem of the burrow collapsing and burying the bodies.
>>31509666how are we getting them OUT?Can we use vaccuum wave to suck?
>>31509819aaaaaaaaw, what a cute kitty
>>31509810>her Water GunsI thought Marine only had one water bladder, and it was in her throat?
>>31509832>>31509837dig
>>31509666>>31509810Switching to this one. Sounds good.
>>31509837The Ferrines can fit. Or you can help them dig.
>>31509666>>31509810This would be best, in terms of the boost to our modifier.Thirding.
>>31509867>they can fitthen let's use icy wind. I imagine they won't wantto get wet.
>>31509867How big are they?
>>31509810one problem. If we use icy wind and then Marine uses her water gun, won't that just fill the entire Burrow with Ice? How are we going to get them out of there then?
>>31509666This sounds pretty reasonable, actually.>>31509810The water gun and icy wind would definitely put quite the damper on them all.>>31509893See>>31509819
>>31509810bad idea since they will want to go down there.
>>31509910that doesn't give dimensions and i don't think they're carbon copies of them.
>>31509945Original content is heresy. Everything must be a direct copy.
>>31509896The water isn't going to get frozen solid, you know? It'll probably give them all a frozen crust.>>31509922Well thank Arceus for how hot the sun is. The ice will thaw quickly enough.
Icy Wind+6I+5 R+2Marine:Water gun+3KurojoVacuum Wave +3The sun is bright!Water penalty-1Ice penalty -31d20+15 DC25 to get some Critical DC 32 to get them all!
Rolled 12 + 15>>31510024Rolling!
Rolled 4 + 15>>31510024ELITE
Rolled 18 + 15>>31510024lel
Rolled 17 + 15>>31510024
Rolled 15 + 15>>31510024let's catch some damn mice!
>>31510064Gotta kill em all!
Rolled 8 + 15>>31510064>>31510024
>>31510064>>31510073aaaaaaw yeah
>>31510064hell yes
>>31510064>>31510073Ooh, nice.We're going to have a feast tonight.
>>31510080>>31510092Huh.Pikachu are mice, right? I guess the Ferrine and Ceru are really gonna enjoy it. Not sure about Kurojo and Marine, though.
Rolled 6 + 15>>31510080I was trying to say "lel" and roll a 1 and disappoint people.Instead I succeeded in a crit DC.I think I dropped out of troll school.
>>31510080creatures that can't reach their own genitals deserve to die
>>31510080Preemptive vote to get into a water fight with Marine during bath scene.
>>31510080we get to eat meat!Fucking luxury!
>>31510080>>31510117Speaking of which, how are you gonna handle crit failures, Prof? Would you be taking that anon's suggestion before, of having them subtract from successes?
>>31510024>The sun is bright!>Water penalty-1>Ice penalty -3Is rain / cold weather going to give us a bonus to water and ice?If it doesn't, I will remember this thread and bitch n moan horribly.
With a delightfully grim resolve, you and Marine walk up to the burrow and work out an idea for getting the critters on out.You decide to have Kurojo take care of cleanup while you and Marine do the hardwork.You unleash a powered up Icy wind down the hole while letting your bladders drain out with Marine's, flooding the Pikachu tunnels with a sizable amount of freezing cold water that slowly ices over. Kurojo's fists fly as he wails on the pikachu that attempt escape, knocking them out as they flee from other contingency holes. He's soon joined by the Ferrines doing their own part in beating the ever breathing life out of the pikachu with their sticks, knocking their heads in with the picks.The Ferrines are faster than you'd credit them for. Then again, so are you.Some sparks fly out of the water at some point, surprising you and Marine some as you wait for the cold water to drain out.Must've been the last throes from one of the rats.Once clear, the felynes explore the tunnel, dragging up pikachu after pikachu and mowing their approval towards you. You try to mowl back a thank you but the cat just rolls its eyes at you.“Eh?”They throw out the tarp and strap the sticks onto it as they load up pikachu, just one after the others as you stare at the raw morsels, wiping your mouth.You're so hungry.
>>31510280>delightfully grimHow can you be delightfully grim?
>>31510280>while letting your bladders drain out with Marine'sI hope you'll take responsibility for all the peeing fics someone is inevitably gonna write about this, Prof.It's all your fault.
>>31510280sorry for killing you, pikatchus.I think this is a bad hunting technique. Killing the whole nest. How long will it take for more pikachus to repopulate the area to eat?
>>31510292Like this.
>>31510280>You try to mowl back a thank you but the cat just rolls its eyes at you.Silly Ceru. You haven't learned Roar yet, how could you ever expect to know how to do a Meow?
>>31510320no anondon't do it
>>31510320I would never.
good lord, I've been on the computer for the last 5 hours and I only noticed AoPH now.>>31510337...why were you prepared with that?>>31510280any pikachu that survived and in cold-sleep?
>>31510337Fucking Caim.Fuck you for reminding me that I don't have the cash for Drakengard 3.
>>31510363I thought you were called Gypsy, not Wanderer?
>>31510280>You're so hungry.I'm so hungry.
>>31510364>any pikachu that survived and in cold-sleep?We crit'ed; all the mice are dead now. Caught like a rat in a trap.>>31510348>>31510363Fuck you guys. I'm going to write something.Even if it's a few lines, I'm going to write something.Not because I'm into it. I'm definitely not into it.But I'm going to write it because Prof created the potential.
>>31510401Fuck that game. it was creepy as shit.
>>31510401>>31510421oh my god, I just remembered where this is from.goddamnitall.
>>31510401...The hell is that?
>>31510421>>31510464W-w-where is it from, guys?
>>31510421I overdosed on creepy shit a while ago.>>31510489http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542658It's a flash game.You're an absorbed twin, and you eat your brother from the inside out, slowly.
>>31510536Oh, well, it's not so bad as long as you're the monster.
>>31510390Someone described me as a shady smut-peddling gypsy once and it took me a few weeks to stop dying of laughter. I'm changing it back to what it used to be now, especially since I'm not writing smut at the moment.I do advocate calling all smut writers gypsies, though.
>>31510558How are the belly rubs coming along, smut friend?
>>31510582in a century™
>>31510411Time to head back to the village on the lake, refill our bladders, and count the kills.>>31510555Relax bro. Creepy shit on the internet can't hurt you.Load up on BEN, victim1.jpg, Lost Silver, YOU LIED, and everything in NES Godzilla except the ending (which sucks).
The Ferrines drag the pikachu back, running on ahead of you with all the corpses rolled up like a weedle in a kukuna.It doesn't take long for you to catch up to the speedy little cats as they pass through the gates of their village, slamming shut behind them and before you.The cat sentry comes up, and looks down at you with a wary eye, mowling back down to the three of you. You can sense how wary he is about letting you in, his eyes specifically on you.You hear another mowl from beyond and the guard gives you one last look before opening the gate, letting you enter Ferrie village.Inside all the houses are tiny, fitting of all the little cat people.The houses are mostly made of what looks lik sticks, grasses and some kind of clay. You can see the evidence of some of them pulling up the material from the lakeside, washing off their paws from the muddiness.The three of you are directed by a little ferrine guide from the group that you were with that dismisses some of the other ferrines that see you an immediately start hissing.The guide mows a bit and Kurojo translates,” They think you are a Smordoran...”“Why do they all think that? What is that?”“Another peopre.”Kurojo seems to cringe, he's really been trying to avoid “l” words lately.“Mean, and enjoy hurting. You see in shity.”You're led to a commons room where a good deal of Ferrines are chilling out and grooming themselves and each other. It seems like this is the only place big enough to fit guests though so.. that's a thing.Kurojo speaks to the guide about something and a bit later you're all standing in front of a large clay basin with a fire fed from underneath to warm the water...Time to decide on turn order.>[] Me First.>[] Me First.>[] Me First.>[] (other) Me First.
>>31510691M-m-m-me first?
>>31510421>>31510464Indigenous lifeforms.
>>31510691>[] (other)Last one there's a rotten egg
>>31510691>[] (other) Not you first
>>31510691>[] Me First.>[] Me First.>[] Me First.>[] (other) Me First.I couldn't decide, so I picked all of themsorry for the massive write up this will obviously need
does ceru need to drink a hot drink to not take arctic damage, or is she just good?
You determine to go first, but Kurojo argues that he killed the most in the hunt.Marine argues that she's gotten the filthiest since being here.You argue that you must've done the most work.>[] Rock Paper Scissors for it.>[] Maintain that you should go first.>[] Go later.>[] (Other)
Rolled 4>>31510691>>[] Me First.>>[x] Me First.>>[] Me First.>>[] (other) Me First.
>>31510754Would be stam dmg. She should take stam dmg in hot weather though. But this isn't the hottest.
>>31510756>[] (Other)provoke Marine into Kuro into arguing about who should go first.While they argue, they are distracted. This gives you an opportunity.Go first.
>>31510756>[] Rock Paper Scissors for it.
>>31510756>[] Rock Paper Scissors for it.only fair, after all.
>>31510756>[x] Rock Paper Scissors for it.let Arceus sort it out
>>31510756Aura contestas handicap, Kurojo has to do it while doused in cold water
>>31510756>[] Rock Paper Scissors for it.Let's do this. And it'd be fun to teach Kurojo a game he can teach the other Kahkori about.
>>31510774ah, so she'd need to have a cold drink.
>>31510756Protip: Paper
>>31510756will they interpret this as some sort of evil ritual, or...?
>>31510756Is it big enough to share?
>>31510781>>31510780>>31510793>>31510776just a warning guys, Detect completely breaks the gamealso, superfast martial-arts level of cheating
Rolled 1, 2, 2 = 5>>31510756So...will you just roll a 3d3 or what? (C, K, M's scores in alphabetical order)
>>31510822Oh yeah. Marine would lose, definitely; she hasn't trained up on it at all.So it'd be an epic showdown between Kurojo and Ceru...well, depending on how the roll turns out, we can invite Marine to take a bath at the same time with us. They should be close enough, I think, to do something like that.
>>31510851Naw, she's got the same aura ranking we've got, although I'm not too sure if she leveled Aura Combat to 2.
>>31510953She lacks Detect, however.
It's a little hard to imagine a situation where rock paper scissors is a game of skill, but this is one.If we win, share with Marine because she's got no chance.
>>31510851>>31511019So...curious. Up to what age did you guys bathe with your siblings, if you ever did?
>>31511033>>31511019>>31510851>bathing with ice catlet's not.it would make her bath unpleasant
>>31511019clearly you have not watched HunterXHunter
After explaining to Kurojo the game of rock-paper-scissors, he seems to link it to a game that he already knows of and agrees to play.A bit too eagerly you'd think.The three of you throw and you're all holding rock.A second time and it's all scissors.A third and it's back to all rocks- no! Marine's out.You and Kurojo showdown between the two of you, back and forth in a contest of ties until neither of you can take it anymore.“We're both cheating with aura, aren't we?”“Yep,” Kurojo admits soundly, moving his fist for no reason.You look up at the bath, the steam's stopped pouring off of it for the glorious first dip- sweet sting.“Um. Alright. Why don't we just take a bath together then?” You blush a bit at that, realizing that this'd be a first compared to showering with girls in the rocket dorms. You even did it more often in your own quarters. You took off your armor and CGS before getting in the bath.The two of you dip into the large basin and you look away from the young bird. You almost can't believe tat you're doing this. But.. Jojo doesn't really wear any clothes, does he?Why is this so weird then?Kurogo washes his feathers, running his hands backwards against them to agitate and lather what ferrine call soap.You soon follow suit, caring for your fur in quite a similar way. You blush and jump whenever the two of you bump each other in the narrow bath. It's just so weird and you don't want to look...“I wash your back, Sheru?” you hear from behind you, not a touch on your back.“Huh? Uh. I can do it myself.” You start reaching, straining to get at some parts.“Are you sure?”Well, it is hard...>[] Let him do it.>[] Nope.
>>31511059>clearly you have not watched HunterXHunterEverything is a game of skill in HunterXHunter.Even blinking is skillful and an get you killed if done wrong.
>>31511052I imagine it'd be like bathing in a hot bath with an ice cube that never melts; she'll barely feel it all unless she touches Ceru.>>31511062Oh man. Kurojo has been naked the entire time. Hah.>Let him do itIt's fine.
>>31511062>[x] Let him do it.there's always that one spot you just can't reach
>>31511059>>31511079Anyone here ever hear of No Game No Life?>>31511062>[] Let him do it.Eh, sure. It's not that much of a leap from taking a bath with him.
>>31511062>in the bath with a dudeHOW DID THIS HAPPEN
>>31511062Let him do it.Might as well also wash his back if he asks.
>>31511062>[] Nope.we are a child who is still unsure about why she's becoming attracted to people, and who is probably going to involuntarily freeze his hand off if he touches us, even if we would allow it.
>>31511062marine should have gotten first bath because we were both cheating>[] Nope.
>>31511105I'm totally fine with it. I was actually gonna suggest that we'd all take a bath together anyway, but this was good too.>>31511062>[] Let him do it.Tell him that we might be pretty cold to the touch, though.
>>31511062>But.. Jojo doesn't really wear any clothes, does he?And you rode on his bareback half-naked for around an hour or so. Heh.>[] Let him do it.
>>31511103yup, read whatever's translated of the LN. Doesn't really relate to AoPH though.>>31511062nope
>>31511105He's naked all the time anyway.
>>31511062>[] Nope.
>>31511148>yup, read whatever's translated of the LN. Doesn't really relate to AoPH though.Oh, I was talking about the Rock Paper Scissor game in it.
>>31511062>Let himBirds preen each other in places they can't reach all the time as a friendly gesture. Plus we're both naturally covered. There's nothing sexual about this at all.Nope. Nothing at all.
>>31511062>[] Let him do it.>>31511148>>31511168My brothers.
>>31511062>[x] Let him do it.been nothing but trustworthy the whole time we've known him
Huh. I expected more nopes.Interesting.
>>31511062>>31511134Oh yes, this. Even though we're in a hot bath, we might still be pretty cold in the bath.
>>31511209Our battle ships won't go down so easily just from some skin ship, Prof.Speaking of which, did YOU ever bathe with a sibling or close friend?
>>31511209Well this situation isn't sexual.
>>31511228Not at all.But it is pretty sensual, so it'd activate the same kind of feelings.And it's the kind of situation that shows how comfortable and trustworthy you find another person.
>>31511224>a sibling or close friend?A cousin, and a childhood friend. Both girls.
>>31511209public bathing is actually OK in a lot of places.I noped though.
>>31511261You mother fucker. How very japanese of you. I'm from the south and I've done neither.
>>31508338How would Marine's Bide work, Prof? I imagined she'd hunch down like a football player and prepare to tackle.>>31511261Heh. I only bathed once with my half-sister when we were young.
>>31511268Hell, we're poke-Japanese, and Jojo is also pretty Japanese as well.
>>31511295>How would Marine's Bide work, Prof?A release of energy. Either by physical contact or dbz burst of energy.
Btw, here's a thing that I like.>http://mokepon.smackjeeves.com/
>>31511312Huh. Like rubbing your feet on a rug and shocking someone with the static energy, right?
Did we remember to take a picture of a Tropius as well as us flying on a Tropius?Because that's going to factor in on our cover story, that us and Marine were able to tame one and fly it ourselves, and it'd be a good idea to document that.While at the same time, leaving out any humanlikes.
>>31511331we need pictures of this, yes.and we didn't "tame" it so much as "asked it nicely and bribed it with berries".which should go in the report.
>>31511326>http://mokepon.smackjeeves.com/somebody else reads that?
>>31511209Jojo is a trustworthy motherfucker
>>31511337Yeah.Should we also say "do not attack" because they just seem too useful and tranquil to antagonize?
You turn around more fully to give Kurojo access to your back, moving your hair out of the way. “I'm sorry if I'm a little cold.” You say, as you've been trying to hold back the natural chill of your body. Didn't want to make the water too cold.“It is fine Sheru. I am used to it.” He says as he places his hands upon your back, causing your spine to arc a little to the touch. This gives him pause,”Sheru?”“Ah, it's fine, sorry. I just... I haven't really done this a lot.” You stutter out with some embarassment, sinking into the water a little bit. It's not that it hurts or anything. It just surprised you is all. It actually feels a bit nice to be touched like this.“Sheru?” He taps your head, and you can feel his slight confusion. You slide back out, exposing your back to him again,”Ah, sorry. I didn't mean to. Go ahead.”You feel his hands work your back, sending subtle waves for deeper tissue messages that make you melt like butter in his hands. His ministrations around your shoulder blades and along your spine feel so good that you don't ever really ask him to stop, nearly drooling even.By the time he's done, he's worked out stress in your back that you hadn't even known you had. Your eyes heavy-lidded, you could just about fall asleep.Kurojo turns his back to you,”Sheru, do me now?”>[] Try to replicate what he did.>[] Wash his back normally.>[] Refuse.>[] (Other)
>>31511418Yeah. They're docile, they're amiable to acting as transportation, and they grow edible food (which we haven't really eaten ourselves, although we know other monsters eat the bananas grown from a tropius).>>31511444>[] Try to replicate what he did.Tell him first that we're gonna try and copy him, though.
>>31511444>[] Try to replicate what he did.its only fair
>[] Try to replicate what he did.
>>31511444"I'm gonna try and do the same, let me know if I'm doing it wrong."
>>31511444>>[] Wash his back normally.he's lucky if we don't tear his back apart with our claws.
>>31511444>Aura makes for the worlds best massageHoly crap, that is awesome.We should learn to do that.
>>31511505I think Kajani, the crone doctor, did the same thing for Ceru while she was sick to ease her pain.
>>31511209I thought they were not-jap birds. They do this kind of stuff, right? I mean, not really mixed gender all too much, but it wouldn't be too weird.
>>31511444>Copy himIf all we picked up from Kurojo is massage, it'd still have been worth it. It's like the Sleep Powder of social combat.
>we mex it out >Fist of the orgasm>You have already cum
>>31511490They're retractable, but we really should warn him....Also what's Marine doing in all of this?
>>31511444>[] Try to replicate what he did.Seems like it's worth trying, at least.
>>31511587Waiting for her turn in the tub.
>>31511444>nearly drooling even.>Ceru's first ahegao
>[x] Try to replicate what he did.I am growing increasingly rigid from this.
>Roll to replicate>Nat 1>Accidentally discover some kind of Aura Charge thing>Rupture his lung
>>31511651Actually, we'll end up accidentally performing Force Palm and rupturing his lung with that.
>>31511651>Ceru panics>freezes tub>Kurojo stuck in ice>Marine walks in to see bloody, ice-cold bath"I-I can take a bath later..."
>>31501181>The sword shimmers in swing with the same light that the beast had emitted during its killing strokes. It seems that this blade carries that property.So hey. While we're waiting for Prof to post the next part in this STEAMY adventure.Anyone have any idea what this is?
>>31511716It attacks with Steel properties, as opposed to Normal?
>>31511716it fires a beam out when you're at full health, like zelda
>>31511731I mean, why does the blade shimmer? Is it some kind of Monster Hunter thing?
>>31511651>Replicate massage>Nat 20>All of Kurojo's muscles relax and loosen, including his bowels
>>31511744maybe? I don't recall though. Might be something to do with Greatswords, although I doubt a single Nar-kage has enough usable material to make one of those.
>>31511744It's from the Pokemon anime. Body parts glow when using various abilities, such as Iron Tail.
Rolled 7 + 5>>31511444What's our charm mod?
>>31511820+5, auto-succeed against non-hostile sentients with charm below 10.So, we could probably charm those mankeys now, as long as they're calm.
>>31511836charm OR tenacity below 10.
>>31511862I guess that would also include intimidating a cowering creature?
>>31511876I think the ten thing is for representing really meek people. Like my bro. You can talk him into doing /anything/ because he just won't stand up to people.
>>31511898Wait, anything?Fuck, the homosexuals must take advantage of him all the time; is he receiving adequate protection against sexual harassment?
>>31511935That probably would register as hostility because religious murrican deep south.
Goldie has really low ten. We could totally get him to do anything now if we wanted to.
>>31511971What stat would be used for esper abilities? Ingenuity?
>>31511971>Eat your cereal with one of those spoons stuck to your sheets.And then Ceru sits there, watching, as icicles slowly form down below.
>>31511971Not necessarily, depending on how Sabrina has trained her espers. They might all be trained to have strong wills.His charm probably isn't that high, though.
>>31511982Yeah. It's what he used when we had to roll his thing once and it's what we use for psybeam.
>>31511983I don't understand.
Prof Sleepy?
>>31511991The last time he critfailed something, Ygg literally told us that his Tenacity wasn't even high enough to spend points to pass the critfail. He only has 1 or 2.
>>31512013Maybe.
>>31512008Goldie's wet dreams result in spoons forming all out of thin air.
>>31512026I'm talking about the icicles, though.
>>31512039>Get wet>Pussy is colder than Alaska>Icicles
Someone should probably archive this thread
>>31512152Eh, sure. We're still safe, but I might as well.
Either Jojo's is gonna cumin buckets from Cerulean's super touch of pleasure in an Xbawks hueg writeup or Prof got a visit from the Sandman
>>31512203Maybe Jojo's going to show us his first blood like I've been asking for Hana.pls
Well, just in case Prof wakes up, I'll just say that I'll be staying on this thread until it 404s. Just so that he knows someone is still around, if he feels the need to say something.>>31512282Leave it to the fics, anon. Or write one yourself.
>>31512013Humor here's gotten pretty meta, hasn't it.
>Feign Attack + Aura MassageYou are already relaxed
>Ygg rubbed one out to his own erotic massage scene>Passed out in own wank puddle
>>31512415I'm getting pretty sleepy myself.And my back hurts.
>>31512415This must be why writers never like their own smut. It's selection bias. The ones that do get caught in an infinite loop and never return.We'll miss you Ygg.
>>31512494>Have drawn porn before>Can't even get hard looking at it>Still sometimes wank to some shit that I could have drawn in 4th grade with a broken handYou really just can't get into your own stuff, trust me.
>>31512503Bahahahaha. The most irony.I'll get the next part typed up with some autosuccess for next time.Good night guys.
>>31512540Good night, Prof.
>>31512503The curse of having some skill at art is to never like your own.>>31512540See you next time, Prof.
>>31512540sleep well.sorry your face mashed on the keyboard when you passed out.
>>31512540Sweet dreams.
>>31512540One thing. Should the armor be on the pastebin now or something? I feel like it should; it's as, if not more, important to combat than a lot of our attacks are.G'night.
