Do I really give a lethargic vibe?

>Post incoming.

>>31674829
About fucking time, dude.

I missed you :3

“What do you mean only nine will be chosen?” You say, with your jaw clenched hard, sweat forming upon your own brow, clenched fists with knuckles turning white. You passed fair and square even if only just barely.

Kakashi chuckles, waving off your scowl,”Hey now, hey. I meant exactly what I said. And considering that, I'll be putting you through your first elimination test tomorrow morning.”

Tomorrow? You feel a wrenching in your gut as your head drops down in despair. Not even a week to get ready. Not even more than a day. Less than a day.

“Whatever it is, I know I'll pass.” Sasuke stares at Kakashi, a deadly stare from the Uchiha. He grips his thighs a bit, betraying some of his worry. Those squats are tearing both of you up.
Sakura looks pitiful about this too, though not quite as uneasy about it as you.

Kakashi rubs his chin behind his mask, looking over you three. He seems to consider what to say next.
“It'll be hard I assure you. I'd skip breakfast. You'd be throwing it up, I assure you. And make sure you're at the proving grounds at the break of morning or you'll fail instantly.”

He seems to smile, grinning beneath that mask and with his eye,”Ninjas need to be punctual after all. Any other questions?”

“N-no Kakashi sensei,” Sakura looks downcast, gripping at her red dress, her eyes locked on the ground.

“No.” Sasuke stands up, and begins walking away.

>Anything you'd like to say Naruto?

>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."
>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.
>[] Ask a question(Write in)
>[] (other)

>>31674880
>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.
Alrighty! So I'm voting that we leave the village as soon as possible. Preferably with Orochimaru. He loves taking in refuges off the street. Shouldn't be too hard. We can leave these loser Leaf plebs and start some real training.

Is there a twitter or schedule for this I can't stay up till 4 in the morning and some faggot either vote bombs this or missarchives it like a faggot
Also foolz is fucking confusing

PPS anything but earth or water chakra

>>31674880
>>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.

>>31674880
>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.

Mutter about how this is bullshit, then get ready for tomorrow.

>>31674915
Ah, yeah. https://twitter.com/AoPHquest

>>31674880
>[] "But I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."
this, but in a more questioning and less whiny tone than I think you mean it to carry

>>31674880
>>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.
Plan to bring food with us in case he was lying about it. I've never actually watched Naruto, but this "skip breakfast" business sounds like a trick.

>>31674880
>>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."

>>31674915
This came up in the first thread and something about a dice roll deciding was said I think?

>>31674915
Heres the archive on fools. Super easy.
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31674829


>>31674880
>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."

>>31674915
Ah, as for the chakra(KATRA!)
It's gonna be done with a roll.

I'm personally hoping for lightning.

>>31674962
>I've never watched Naruto, but this skip breakfast thing sounds like a trick
Heh.

>>31674966
I thought we didn't have to pick a specialization?
Jutsu is jutsu after all

>>31674977
It is a trick, isn't it...

>>31674962
Seconding

>>31674880
>>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."

>>31674966
Lightning + Wind + Sword = FUCK YEAH

>>31675004
Meta knowledge? Yep. But I'm uncertain if Kakashi will get upset if we mess with his trick or not...

>>31674966
You gonna use the thing that some anon posted back in thread 1 or 2 for it?

>>31674996
Eh, by the book there's elemental release and then there's chakra shaping.

Chakra shaping and element release are apparently hard to combine in some cases and are usually learned separately. You'd have to devote some time to learning element release.

>>31675022
Aye.

>>31674845
I see you remember what I said about you.

Yes. Until you start discussing quest stuff.

>>31674880
>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."

>>31674962
>>31675008
lol if we did that he'd probably just take it

>>31674880
>[] "But... I saw a team of three before, led by a jonin."

Pfft, we know Kakashi is full of shit. Dude broke into our house. Probably spat in all our food while we weren't there. We honestly don't know.

>>31674962
I like the idea of us bringing along extra food just in case. Very much something Naruto would do. A ninja is always prepared for adverse conditions after all.

DLNQ is back. You can do it, Dran.

>>31674966
Just watch, we're going to roll water.

And then I'm going to post angry anime reaction images. Because every single fucking one of your quest MCs gets water.

Please just remove water from the roll table at least initially. Feel free to add it back in if we roll the "Get 2 elements" block, but man I don't want water again.

>>31675031
The "element release" is the second chakra element that Jonin can develop right?

Do they get to pick that element? or is it predetermined like the first.

>>31674880
>>[] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.

>>31675052
I actually totally have to agree with that.

>>31675052
This. Fuck water. I'm sick of that shit.

>>31675033
We obviously won't take it out unitl we need it, which won't be until the gig is up.

besides, he should let us keep it if only to reinforce the lesson of "Ninja should always be prepared"

>>31675052

Now ireally want water

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>>31675052
This is what I have to say to that.

>>31675136
water isn't a bad thing, it's just a bit repetitive, you know?

>>31675136
I'm curious Dranule, could we at least try and see if we can get a super majority vote before just rolling for it? If not I get it, but I'd be interested in seeing who actually wants what.

>>31675136
Water IS awesome, but seriously, water in all three quests man.
Shit's crazy yo.

I still say rolling for elements is dumb. I'd prefer to learn elemental releases where appropriate (aka, have a jutsu that says "Must learn x element to use this jutsu)

>>31675136
My appetizers have been launched into the warp

>>31675182
But you're born with an element, you don't "learn" an element.

>>31675212
>Born with an element
You are?
That's dumb.

>>31675136
There needs to be some way to get Zabuza to teach us some water jutsu.

does anyone have that pic i saw in a previous thread with crosseyed naruto saying something to kakashi, it was hilarious

>>31675180
let's see
http://strawpoll.me/1566642

>>31675212
Eh, you can learn multiple elements. It's just that you tend to be talented with one more than the others. AKA, you'll need to train up each element release if you guys want more than one, with bonuses to the initial one or two that you have proficiency with.

>>31675212
This kinda just makes me wanna see us get water and be like "nah, water's a shitty element. I'm gonna train and learn a different one."

Fits in with what our character is like. We gotta bust our ass for everything.

>>31674880
>[X] "No sensei..."Leave without really saying anything else.

>>31675052
Fuck Water. We already had that in your other quests.

Lightning or Wind would be cool as fuck though. Fire would be second best and the worst is Earth.
>>31675136
No Dranule. No more water. Time for something different. Wind would be nice since we got a teacher here and we can developed it different than canon naruto.

>>31675234
Yeah, by joining up with him.

>>31675240
You forgot heart. How the fuck can you summon captain planet if you forget heart?

>>31675244
Also, Sasuke can use great fireball jutsu without elemental training.

There some jutsu that need that shit though.

>>31675244
Uhhhh, hat's not how it works Dran.

You're born with an element, you can learn a second one if you're super skilled.

>Lightning

Fuck it, lets go full Killer B route.

>>31675231
Sort of. It's not like Avatar where you're locked into a single element. But you do have an innate predilection to a given element. That one's easier for you to use, though if you put the effort in you can get skilled with other elements. Sasuke, for example, is innately lightning-aligned, but because fire is a traditional specialty of the Uchiha has learned a bunch of fire jutsu.

Speaking of fire, it's got to be the most boring element in Naruto. Every single jutsu is some variation on "breath out a fireball". If we do get fire for our affinity, we've got to come up with some more creative uses for it.

>>31675265
isn't it obvious dran? Lightning is the power of heart.

>>31675248
>Worst is earth
Pleb tier

>>31675265
Ha!

>>31675248
>worst is Earth.
Tell that to Madara. Nigga summoned TWO meteors

>>31675267
He learned that when he was young...

>>31675270
Kakashi uses earth, lightning, and water ninjutsu.

In the anime he's used fire too. You're born with an affinity in one, you can learn more than that.

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>>31675265
I keked

>>31675244
That's not how it is Dran.

Youre born with an element and Jonin can develop another with training.

>>31675267
Sasuke was born with Fire chakra, which is why he can use Fireball chakra. He later trained to learn Lightning chakra because he was a total prodigy/

>>31675265

> the heart summmoning jitsu

> KUBO

>>31675297
Ah. Well that's not as bad I thought it was just element route locked.

>>31675327
>Jonin

So, what is stopping us from trying early?

>>31675314
Yeah, but that was by summoning super-strong invisible clones of himself to fly into space and drag them down. The latest chapter has some weird explanations on how the Rinnegan's powers work.

>>31675270
Uh no.
>>31675297
Sasuke got lightning and fire. He got lucky on that department. He can still learn all 5 but those two will be easier for him to learn to control.
>>31675280
Eh. Killer B is his own man. We likely learn some of kakashi shit with lightning though.

What I want is that lightning armor though. Too bad we will not learn it at all, not even with sharingan.

Lightning or Wind would be pretty fucking cool though.

>>31675319
Kakashi could only do that because of sharingan hax.

It was the bullshit of "copy any jutsu" that they came up with before deciding on elemental affinity later on in the manga.

>>31675320
Wrong image, damn it

>>31675342
Latest chapter confused the shit out of me. Anyway I need to write the next part. heh.

>>31675280
You mean the Sasuke route?

Do you really want to have the same element he does?

>>31675333
>DLNQ crosses over with Bleach Quest
>tg implodes from sheer butthurt

>>31675338
They misspoke. What was meant was that by the time they're jonin, most ninjas have learned two elements.

>>31675342
...wat. I haven't read Naruto in about a year. Just... what.

>>31675327
That bullshit anon. One month for lightning charka training didn't happened.

Sasuke got both elements but he can learn all 5.

He can't just learn an element in one fucking month.

He would have all 5 in less of a year then.

>>31675338
>>31675349
You cannot learn all 5 chakras.

you're born with one or two, and another can be trained into you.

max of three with a kekia genkai (or four if you're the tsuchikage who was born with three)

Unless you have lolhax like sharingan/rinnegan/otherbullshithax

>>31675182
I'm not sure every elemental jutsu need you to have that element to use them. Unless kakashi has water, lightning and fire at the least?

>>31675375
Uh no.

There a whole fucking village that uses lightning.

Kakashi use lightning.
>>31675392
No. You can learn all 5 elements but you can't fused both of them into a new charka element.

You can use wind into fire charka to make the fire charka stronger thanks to the elemental system but using wind on water don't make ice.

That Haku and other shinobi kekkia genkai.

Jonin already learn 2 when they get their title of Jonin.

Hokage and the Sennin got all 5 by now.

>>31675382
You can only learn a max of two unless you are born with a kekai genkai.

And Sasuke learned basic lightning chakra in a month because he's a prodigy and was being intense solo trained by Kakshi (another lightning prodigy)

>>31675375
Yes. Lets get better than him and rub it in the nigga's face.

>>31675349
Still, it would be interesting to meet him at one point, maybe chill for a bit. Definitely fuck him up in a rap cypher

>Lightning or Wind

porquenolosdos.jpg

>>31675371
My theory is that Kishimoto recently noticed how much acclaim JJBA has and decided that the reason it's so loved is because of how confusing the Stand powers are. It explains why Naruto and Sasuke have had some weird stances lately, too.

>>31675431
Point me to a point where any of the Sennin use more than 2

Or any of the Hokage do, without a kekia genkai.

>>31675349
>Sasuke got lightning and fire. He got lucky on that department. He can still learn all 5 but those two will be easier for him to learn to control.
Sasuke unlocked the rinnegan. He already has all 5 now.

>>31675431
>but using wind on water don't make ice.
It does, however, make a huge mess.

>rimshot

>>31675438
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transformation

We can learn both anon. Besides, The third can do it, why not us?

Sure, it gonna take years but having Wind and Lightning would help naruto punch above his weight class.
>>31675466
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transformation

Chapter 662.

read and weep bitch.

>>31675473
eyehax.gif

So it's pretty obvious that no one in this thread has actually read Naruto. You can learn all of the 5 basic elemental jutsu's.

Most have 1 affinity however by the time that they become Jonin and trained in that time, they can master 2 affinities.

Master all 5 affinities is extremely difficult, but WAS accomplished by the 3rd Hokage.

>>31675466
sarutobi used all 5

>>31675473
Are you fucking serious? That's total bullshit!!

>>31675351
No, sharingan let him learn those jutsu, doesn't mean he could use them. The ability to use them is dependant on his skill with elemental transformation. He is best with lightning, his natural affinity, but has trained all 5 to best utilize his sharingan.

The Third Hokage is also canonically known to use all 5, and know shit tons of jutsu...hence "The Professor"

>>31675371
Hey Dran, in light of >>31675240
Which currently stands on

Which Element?
1.Lightning 9 votes (60%)
2.Wind 4 votes (27%)
3.Fire 1 vote (7%)
4.Earth 1 vote (7%)
5.Water 0 votes (0%)


Could we at least remove the fire, earth and water if you roll for it? Or at the least think about it? It just doesn't make sense to roll between them all when ~86% are only interested in two of the elements.

>>31675504
Why?

>>31675436
>You can only learn a max of two unless you are born with a kekai genkai.

No, you can only combine elements with a kekkai genkai, since its combining involves channeling two different elements at the same time.

>>31675504
>>31675498
Naruto got all 9 of the tailed beasts. Which means that he essentially has every single possible element and elemental combo.
All he does with them is make different elemental rasengans.
I'm butthurt.

>>31675513
The Third hokage learn all the village ninjutsu.

ALL OF IT. If you don't need bloodline or if it not clan jutsu, then The Professor knows it.

“But I saw a team of three before, led by a Jonin before the graduation...” You cross your arms, staring him down. You're almost surprised and even more disheartened with what comes next.

Waving off your words, “Oh, you must mean Might Gai's squad.” He points down at your green suit and orange legwarmers, “They're a special case. The three of them are forever Genins.” He smiles, completely disregarding your mood, “They'll never advance to Chunin or beyond.” He relaxes in place, beginning to walk off, “Some might say it's a fate worse than returning to academy. One that a three time flunkee might bear.”
Kakashi holds a hand up in goodbye as he sets off,”I'll see you three tomorrow. Remember, tardiness is instant elimination.”

You go completely white, your heart stilling, sweat beading on your brow. You let go of your clenched fists, hanging them limply. You hear Sakura start to get up, though only after a moment or two before she decides to sit back down.
With Sasuke and Kakashi gone, it's just the two of you. “Um, Naruto?” She whispers, her own dismay clear in her voice.

>[] Say nothing and go home.
>[] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.
>[] Say something else.
>(other)

>>31675492
Well ive been proven wrong.

Unless the website is wrong but i doubt that.

My bad

>>31675519
>Water 0 votes

Patrician taste confirmed.

>>31675542
>>[] Say nothing and go home.
Go home and train.

>>31675542
>[X] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.

>>31675542
>[x] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.

>>31675380
>>DLNQ crosses over with Bleach Quest
Jesus, I'm imagining the dice rolls now. Poor Naruto would be so fucked.

>>31675542
"Hmm? What is it?"

>>31675542
>>[] “What... Sakura?”

Minus the mean part. Just act normal.

>>31675542
>[] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.

>>31675519
I didn;t even vote.

And won't because i know it means nothing and we're going to roll for us.

I would enjoy Fire an Earth

>>31675542
>(other)
Go find Gai, seek confirmation on this bullshit Kakashi just told us. Does he know that Kakashi's bad-mouthing his team? That's hardly hip or cool.

>>31675492
That build will give a mid to long range advantage, but we that with taijutsu training.

>>31675532
The whole damn thing is making me butthurt mate. It's like they're trying to find out just how much shit they can get away with

>>31675542
>[] “What... Sakura?” spitting her name out.

Yeesh. She's gonna ask us, isn't she?

>>31675542
"Hmm?"
sound completely neutral. She may suck, but we're going to have to deal with her. Course, that doesn't mean we'll like it, or pretend to

>>31675542
>What...Sakura?"

>>31675540
Best part of Shezza's story, seeing the fucking Professor cut loose.

>>31675542
>(other)
>Stay silent, but look at her to indicate that we're listening.

We're too worried about the test to even be pissed at her at the moment. Of course, knowing Sakura, we'll probably be mad at her soon enough anyway.

>>31675436
Kekkei Genkai allows you to mix two at once for a different element.

> Fire+Water= Boil/steam
>Earth+Water= Wood.
etc.

You can literally learn all five elements given enough time.

Sasuke had an affinity for lightning, he learned himself Uchiha fire at a young age.

>>31675545
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Blade

If we count EVERYTHING that doesn't contradict canon...canon, we can get this sword.

Not bad right?

Also I think Naruto is 13 by now. this was his 3rd year in the school. But he didn't fail a third time. He passed and only fail twice.

Dranule, you fuck it up.

>>31675590
Uh no.

Wind is mid-close range shit as well Lightning. Lightning can be long range but it so fucking close compare to real lightning.

>>31675625
Firstly, that game was terrible. Secondly, even if we somehow got it, the only reason he could use it was because of his enormous chakra. Our Naruto doesn't have the fox to give him that.

>>31675625
>Elemental orbs
Jeez. That's possibly the most animu thing yet.

>>31675625
Sounds stupid.

Dranule! Something has been bugging me for a while.

What is Kakashi's backstory? Because Minato being a worthless fuck shouldn't affect the White Fang at all, and I would imagine him empathizing with Naruto pretty damn hard.

>>31675542
Kakashi, you sly bastard.

>>31675687
Well, it seems that someone else filled Minato's role in this universe, so Kakashi probably had the same major events go on in his life. So he's still the guy who's become an apathetic jerk in order to cope with his feelings of loss. Only now we're not the secret son of his dead sensei, so he's got absolutely no reason to be nice to us at all.

>>31675622
I don't think Sasuke learn about Nature Transformation as a child. That shit is complex. Oh well.

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>6 hours of progress lost in a game crash
>can't find flash drive of porn (most of my narudo ecchi/hentai was that SOB)

if we get water affinity, I don't know what I'll do...


>>31675622
I remember them saying having two elemental affinities was a thing. That a thing here in this quest?

>>31675542
something along these lines, more neutral or at least just drained/worried.
>>31675579
>>31675606
>>31675621

>>31675738
He was probably taught the techniques by rote without actually learning the underlying principles.

>>31675738
Nature transformation is great fireball jutsu.
He learned that like, before/during academy.

>>31675746
Might be if we're doing the roll and get the bonus roll.

>>31675736
>Only now we're not the secret son of his dead sensei, so he's got absolutely no reason to be nice to us at all.

Even after all the shit he went through as the son of a disgraced "traitor?" I'd imagine the whole thing hitting pretty close to home.

I guess I'm just underestimating what a dick Kakashi is, and how many fucks he is capable of not giving.

>>31675736
Well actually it's more like the White Fang still died from dishonoring himself to suicide, and Kakashi was left the son of a fallen failure. He'd be pretty misty eyed over Naruto essentially living the same life as him plus or minus some alcoholism and beatings.

>>31675746
Having two elements is possible but you can't fused them into a new element. Maybe fused them to strength another element but not create a new one.

Use fire and wind to make the fire stronger. you can't use fire and wind to create scorch release without bloodline.

>>31675542
>>[] “What... ?"
Not even her name.

>>31675542
>other

U fokn cunt th fok u lookn at i'll rek u i swer on me mums lyf

>>31675763
Pretty much. I mean, if Sasuke mastered fire release that young, he would have move on to another element release.
>>31675781
you right. Kakashi dad sacrifice the mission for his friends and everyone gave shit about it, even the friends he saved. He killed himself over it.

Naruto dad killed his teammates and died because he was a drunk mother fucker while failing the mission.

At least, that the official story.

>>31675542
"Eh?"

How come no one in this thread can type with proper grammar and spelling?

>>31675832
Exactly. "Those who abandon their mission are trash. Those who abandon their team are lower than trash." In this universe, Minato did BOTH. Kakashi's not going to have any sympathy for our position. At least his father's death is something he can retroactively feel some admiration for. Our father's is just a fuck-up fucking up.

>>31675781
I'd say it's more like Kakashi is really closed off, and we barely know him. He'll probably open up a little as we get to know him.

But like, even in the series, he doesn't tell Naruto and co. a lot of stuff. They have to hear it secondhand because he lies to them about it. I don't recall, but I don't think he's even the one who tells them his backstory, and I don't think he tells them why he's always late.

>>31675824
>swer on me mums lyf
...about that.

>>31675878
combination of late night /tg/ and people trying to be funny

>>31675878
Because you're on 4chan, where shit posting and waifu wars reign supreme.

>>31675878
I was reading Naruto during English classes.

>>31675787
Good.

Never go full special snowflake

>>31675736
>>31675781
What makes you guys think Minato wasn't still Kakashi's teacher?

Like he still became a skilled Jounin, I'm pretty sure it was our mom's death that really fucked him up.

>>31675901
Kakashi might hate naruto dad but he feels for naruto position due to this father actions.

He would be a hypocrite to not feel about naruto life for all the shit naruto father gave to him.

>>31675878
Because this is a Naruto thread. They're all filled with horrible spell, awful grammar and missing words.

>>31675943
>>31675901
Or, Minato really was an acceptable teacher, and Kakashi irrationally resents us because he sees us and Kushina dying as the reason our dad self destructed.

>tfw naruto'a father'a partner was minato
>tfw minato told him to take care of his secret love illegitimate bastard son
>tfw were his son
>tfw naruto'a adopted pops drank out of survivors guilt
>tfw we know nothing

>>31675935
You can learn all 5 elemets and do combo jutsu with a clone or be really fast but that just strengthening a elemental release, not making a new one.

Like Fire jutsu then a wind jutsu that got more charka. BOOM.

>>31675948
No, actually. Flashbacks have shown that he's always hidden his face, even before his father was disgraced. Kakashi's just weird like that.

>>31675901
>"Those who abandon their mission are trash. Those who abandon their team are lower than trash."
A quote he learned from Obito, the lesson reinforced by Minato. The divergence is implied to have happened around Naruto's birth, which is at least two years after that.

That said, even if Minato wasn't his teacher...he was treated like shit for his father's actions. We are treated like shit for our father's actions. Both are considered borderline-treasonous trash...I doubt their relative merits matter.

>>31675985
He got the quote from obito, so he still got it though.

I wonder where did the divergence from canon began? Around 3 world war or after it most likely. Eh, before it most likely.

You try to relax next to this backstabber but you can't find it in you to even think about forgiving her right now. You bite,”What Sakura?” coming out as almost a growl as you look over at her, your tired anger apparent.
She locks up, shifting a little bit in place,”Um, nothing...” She gets up, minding her place and backing off a little. You hear something, but only just barely as a slight breeze rustles the trees within the courtyard.

“Sorry.”

You get back to your home, still feeling a bit violated by your "Sensei's" house inspection.
You'd double check everything over, but you're too tired to really bother and your thoughts keep drifting towards the what-ifs.

What if you failed? You'd be sent to academy again for another year.
What if you failed and got stuck in forever-Genin with no hope for promotion.

...

What if you just left the village and didn't worry about this crap anymore?

You turn over on your bed, looking to the yellow rose floating on in the cup by your bed-side.

You stare at it for a while, thinking about Mr. Yamanaka. You can start small he said. Small steps to becoming better than god?

You almost want to laugh at that, but you just can't bring yourself to.

Small steps to becoming liked by people in the village? Why should you even need to do that? No one else needs to do that. You bring an arm across your face as your eyes begin to sting.

No one else needs to deal with people looking down on them everywhere they go. No one else needs to live under their father's shadow.

No one, just you.

How is that fair?


With these thoughts, you eventually fall asleep...

>1d100
DC20 or below for if you wake up on time.
Crit is 5 below for time to spare.
Critfail is 96+ for well... You know.

>>31675787
Or create Fire and Wind then feed flames into a tornado for a fiery tornado.

>>31675965
That sounds stupid. And yet...Dranule said that the Fourth's face on the monument was damaged and unidentifiable, so it's possible that he's trying to hide that Minato was still Hokage in this timeline. More likely he's just trying to hide the Fourth's identity so we don't immediately guess who the demon host is, though.

Rolled 80

>>31676017

Rolled 82

>>31676017

Rolled 66

>>31676017

Rolled 85

>>31676017
I rolled shit all tonight in SQ. Time to roll bad some more.

Rolled 96

>>31676017

fok

Rolled 36

>>31676017

>>31676017
no alarm clock, huh?

Rolled 15

>>31676049
thank god it's best of 3 and we're only going to miss breakfast

>>31676044
>>31676049
>>31676055
It's only the first 3 rolls, guys. No need to keep rolling.

Rolled 83

>>31676017
goddammit don't fail me dice gods


>>31676049
Fucking christ

>>31676049
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Let's get the fuck outta this village

Rolled 58

>>31676017
Dang it Sakura now I feel bad we made angry Naruto

Rolled 36

>>31676017

> dc20

Ninja cant even get up on time.

We need to get a fucking alarm clock.

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>>31676049
LET THE SUFFERING RESUME!

Rolled 10

>>31676017

Can't be late for our future of mediocrity and disappointment.

I hope obito isn't full edgemaster in this timeline.

>>31676060
The rolls hadn't loaded for me when I posted. That's why I rolled.

>>31676034
>>31676035
>>31676039
Fuck Dranule. We got an alarm clock. WHY WAKING UP SO LATE IS HARD?

Do we have to roll for waking up? What next, rolling to walk up stairs?

Unless we got an alarm clock and KAKASHI MESS WITH IT.

>>31676060
Oh is it? Well for once thats a relief

>>31676017
>Having to roll to wake up on time
Do we not have a goddamn alarm clock?

>>31676060
If you'd look at the times you'd see that our rolls were almost simultaneous, so there's no need to point this out.

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>>31676049
HOW CAN WE BE LATER THAN KAKASHI?!!?!

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>>31676032
When you find out who the fourth is... Oh, when you find out.

>>31676086
It doesn't really matter. It's Kakashi. He'll be late, too. Probably. Alternate timeline, character could be different, you know the drill.

>>31676109
>>31676103
>tits hivemind

>>31676086
that's probably what he did.

>>31676103
>>31676109
Orochimaru is the hokage.

It the only logical choice in canon wise unless someone else set up the plate and became the 4th hokage.

>>31676017
Why the sudden edginess here? doesn't really fit the Quest so far

>>31676133
Sure it does, kid has had a pretty hard weed.

>>31676133
Naruto could fail right here and now.

And be stuck in the academy. or he would be stuck genin for the rest of his life.

>>31675622
>steam
just a reminder that 'boil' release isn't literally just steam, it is acid vapor.

>>31676152
....week*

>>31676086

FUUUUUCK

Kakashi you rat bastard.

>>31676152
Anon...Does weed even exist in naruto?

Naruto might take a page out of the third hokage book and smoke some pot.

>>31676109
It was a fucking uchiha wasn't it?

>>31676183
Itachi

Itachi would be the best choice if minato wasn't hokage.

>>31676086
>>31676176
OH SHIT.

KAKASHI SABOTAGED OUR ALARM CLOCK.

THAT'S WHY HE WAS INSIDE OUR ROOM.

>>31676183
nah, Dran said he made this quest for healing. That means cutting down on the "Uchiha everywhere" kishimoto liked doing

>>31676210
>"Uchiha everywhere"
>Every
>Single
>Fucking
>Bigbad
>UCHIHA!

Got reallll freaking old.

>>31676233
It was orochimaru....then pein....then obito....then that that ROOT guy with sharingan arms....then Sasuke....Then kabuto....then obito again and then madara.

>>31676233
yep
why not, oh I don't know, FLESH OUT THE OTHER CLANS YOU MENTIONED.

>>31676233
Hey now, Pain wasn't a Uchiha. He was an Uzumaki, For some reason. Because apparently everyone with red hair is an Uzumaki. I'm surprised the series hasn't claimed that Naruto and Gaara are cousins, or something like that.

>>31676233
Captain fuckface Danzo?
Ohhh
OHHHHHH SHIT
Yamato right? It's fucking Yamato

>>31676198
>get assigned problem child
>empathize with his shitty life because it reminds you of you
>sneak into his house to leave him a gift because you're a fucking ninja
>He sees you
>He hates you now

Being Kakashi is suffering.


Unrelated: I'm of the opinion that we shouldn't ever go full edgelord and steal Sasuke's sharingan. Because any association with the Uchiha is too much. Fucking jerks.

>>31676292
Obviously it is Gai.

>>31676287
Pain was manipulated by Uchiha though. His eyes were Madara's.

You wake up to the morning sun peeking in through your window as you blink away the sleepiness in your eyes. You stare at your ceiling for a moment, not wanting to even humor your clock.

You feel late. You already feel late. Maybe just a glance though.

The time is six forty three.

Yep. You're late. Or you're going to be. And your

>[] Forget it, I don't need this test anyway. I'm already a genin dammit!
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
>[](Other)

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

Let's get to it.

>>31676326
>Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

>>31676310
Madara's eyes were like a cheap prostitute like a really cheap prostitute fucking everybody got a turn with that shit

>>31676310
Well if we're going by that standard, then everyone but Orochimaru counts. And even he was influenced by his jealousy of the Uchiha.

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
Fuck his shit

>>31676269
And even then, the non-uchiha villains were obsessed with shariganhax. Orochimaru wanted sasuke's eyes, pein had been given his obsession with being god through his implanted eyes, and kabuto wanted to finish and surpass his master, which meant more sharigan boners to be had.

>>31676326
Grab a bag of trail mix or somethig. We at least need a snack or something, just in case

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
>Pack rations for later

Fuck. Fffuuuck. Being late is the worst feeling.

>>31676326
>>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
Bring a snack. Bread or something

>>31676326
>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
Because we've really stopped caring at this point. Might as well take things easy.

>>31676326
>3
Fuck Kakashi

>>31676326
>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?

Fuck it, we gonna have breakfest.

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
Kakshi will be late anyway

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>>31676326

>[x] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?

I'll call your bluff Dran. bring a snack too.


also

my guesses for the 4th

Orochimaru
Tsunade
Jiraiya
Kushina
Dan
Danzo

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?

Fuck that nigga, just do our thing.

>>31676326
Eat and get ready like normal. Don't let his tactics get under your skin.

>>31676342
>Hard work and grit
>meh

Nope, let's

>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

Maybe someone who isn't known as the son of a traitor can slack and ignore orders.

>>31676326
>[](Other)

Eat on the run goddammit, you have arms, don't you?

>>31676326
>Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

>>31676326
Make something quick and easy for lunch, then get to the proving grounds without eating.

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
Fuck kakashi

Bring food with us aswell

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.
Through some trail mix type stuff in our pack.

>>31676301

If we have the option and Sasuke's been a huge dick, it would be OOC to give it just because we hate him.

Our lust for power is just barely restrained, and I doubt we'll ever be the kind of person who'd pass up technique copying for no reason.

>>31676326
Grab a power bar, or the equivalent. Eat while running

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

Go get 'em.

>>31676371
You forgot I got the fucking ultra rare wood style hax that can control the 9 tails for some reason
Yamato

>>31676326
>Other
Run with a slice of toast in our mouth.

YOU DROVE ME TO THIS DRANULE

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

>>31676417
Oh god.

>>31676357
This

>>31676417

Seconding

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
And pack a quick lunch

>>31676301
WE're gonna surpass god, gonna need power.

>>31676326
>>[X] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

>>31676326
>[] Rush out to the proving grounds without eating.

Well, come on.

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
Fuck. Kakashi.

>>31676417
>Run with a slice of toast in our mouth.

Fuck

>>31676475
Do this, DO THIS FOR THE LULZ

>>31676326
Rush there while consuming a goddamn poptart

>>31676326
>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?

>>31676326
Eh. Dranule. You may as well call for a numbered vote at this point.

>>31676326
>>[] Eat and get ready like you usually do. Who cares if you're late?
It's all bullshit anyway

>>31676417
Do it.

>>31676417
this

>>31676417
Gotta do this

Running it is.
With a slice of toast.

>>31676536
>01:31:06
>>31676537
>01:31:05

What.

>>31676548
And bumping into someone at a corner and rushing off before seeing who they are?

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Shit I'm late for ninja training

>>31676565
Why would it be anything less?

>>31676565
>>31676582
It's Hinata

>>31676559
Strange. My clock has them both at the same time.

>>31676565
>bump into stalker girl
>keep going
>...where's our toast?
>Hinata lies dazed, our toast in her mouth
>A-an indirect kiss with Naruto-kun~

>>31676559
>>31676589
4chan works in mysterious ways.

>>31676586
We wave hi to her and smile around the toast, catching the glimpse of a blush before we round the next corner

>>31676548
Pretty sure Staying to eat won by a large margin but whatever.

>>31676601
kek

>>31676623
Rushing out won by 2 by my count. You're still getting something to eat though.

we gonna learn the sexy jutsu bullshit?

You pop out of bed and shove a piece of bread in the toaster and grab your duds. Slipping the green suit on is a bit of a hassle to get used to in any case with being such a “piece.” You stretch it out and finally get it on you just as the toaster finishes its cycle, launching the toast into the air to be caught by your rad ninja reflexes- inches from the ground and making you stumble in your run.

You don't even bother locking your door in the rush as you shove the toast in your mouth for on-the-go eating.

As you launch yourself through the village on tired legs you resolve to yourself that at the very least, you're going to pass. You know that Sasuke is, but man, forget Sakura. She's the one you need to worry about right no- No! You're going to aim higher! Forget Sakura, Sasuke's the target! If you can best him, then you'll be a step closer to your goal, to be god, or even grea- You collide with someone turning the corner.
You suffer full on contact and fall to the ground from the collision, your “obstacle” receiving the same fate. Double Suicide Fall To The Ground no jutsu.

Feeling that your toast has escaped your mouth and scramble on the ground looking for it,”T-toast! Where is i-” Wait, you ran into someone...

>[] “Watch where you're goin' buddy!”
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
>[] Don't say anything and just run off.
>[] (other)

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

Let's ride this to the end, damnit.

If we can't recognize the Foruth's face, couldn't we just go up to Gai as ask him who he was?

Seriously, I'm in favour of ditching Team Seven at every possible opprotunity for Team Three, at least they only have *one* asshole with the crossdressing Kenshiro wannabe.

>>31676724
>[X] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676724
>>[] (other)
Pick up said someone and go, he or she owes you a free meal.

>>31676724
>[] (other)
FIND THAT TOAST!

>>31676724
>[x] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676724
>>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”
FIND. TOAST.

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>>31676749
We can't. We stuck with Team Seven.

We just got to deal with it. Seriously don't ditch the team, Kakashi will send us back to the academy.

>>31676724
>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

fokn sory m8

>>31676724
"Wheereee, WHERE IS THE TOAST!"

run off afterwards

>>31676724
>>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

>[] “Sorry, I should've been paying attention.”

Polite. If it's someone we like we'll be good, and if it's someone who can beat us up we can segue into further groveling.

>>31676724
>>31676753
>>31676761
>>31676783
ALSO. GUYS.

ASK FOR OUR BREAD IF SHE FOUND IT.

WITH HER MOUTH.

>>31676795
>>31676749
Pretty sure "teams" don't really matter once you hit chunnin.

The higher ups just stick people together based on mission/person synergy.

>>31676795
Yeah, and that doesn't mean we need to spend any time with them more than strictly nesseccary.

As soon as the mission's done, we ditch them to go hang our with our *real* team.

>>31676816
nah, just thank her for finding it, then bite it and take off. Imagine her reaction

>>31676724
>2

>>31676814
>groveling.
Fuck that, if it's Neji then we either say "fuck off" "watch where you're going asshole!!" or just hit him.

>>31676816
Of course we are asking for our bread back. Especially if she found it with her mouth

>>31676840
>>31676840
That fucking stupid. We need to hang out with our team. Don't go off leaving the team behind.

It will end badly. I mean real bad when Kakashi thinks we leaving the team behind for another.

>>31676868
No we don't. We'll be professional and work, and sometimes train, with our team. But personal lives are personal and you can spend it however you want, preferably with Lee/Hinata/Guy

>>31676868
Uhh no we don't. We just have to be able to work together to accomplish missions and shit. We don't have to spend out free time with eachother, or even *like* eachother.

Just because you have to work together with your co-workers, doesn't mean you have to hang out after work or be fired.

Also, Kakashi is pretty much the worst person ever to listen to when it comes to team work, he abanoned one teammate on a mission, and killed the other one. That's not a particularily high bar to pass.

>>31676920
>>31676901
can we at least try to be on semi good terms with them?

>>31676920
To be fair, Rin was a mercy killing. Allegedly. The story of her death is so contrived as to be unbelievable, but what isn't in Naruto?

>>31676901
Ino too, depending on how that flower shop gig works out.

>>31676901
You said to leave them behind on every moment possible.

Just go interact with them other than training. It can smooth relationships and improve coordination. Also built trust.

Remember?

>>31676868
Yeahno.

Teams don't actually matter.

Notice how Chunin/Jonin don't have "teams"? They just stick Ninja who are suited to the mission together and let them work.

The "teams" are only for intorducing Genin into the ninja world.

>>31676939
I think it is a bad idea.

Sakura will never like us as long as Sasuke doesn't.

And Sasuke is going to try and murder us if he ever starts liking us.

>>31676951
They can be with us for a whole fucking year or so if thing don't go by canon.


Better to build trust now and have a healthy relationship with our comrades.

>>31676959
Well, Sakura actually just tried to apologize to us a while ago.

>>31676939
Oh right, like they've done through all the years of the academy? I am in favour of cool professional detatchment, but I don't want to be buddy-buddy with them. Excuse me if I don't want to play 'Relive Canon Quest.'

>>31676975
You don't really seem to understand the premise here.

>>31676959
Then we slap sasukes shit when and if he tries

>>31676975
I'm not advocating to become their best friends but can we be at least in friendly terms with them?

>>31676939
>>31676968
Of course, but if they're shits to us then fuck em.

I suspect Sakura will mostly ignore us.

Sasuke will try to be cool and superior but will get butthurt when we start ignoring him.

>>31676946
I knew i was forgetting somebody.

>>31676950
Different person.

also see>>31676951

You bring a hand behind your head, bowing down a little bit,”Ah, sorry. I should've been paying attention, are you okay...?” You look up, and see a guy with white hair in a ponytail. For a moment you think it to be Kakashi but... No, this guy is too young for that
Touching his head, he looks around a bit, seeming half-blind. “Hey, it's no big deal. Just umm...” He brings a finger to his cheek, smiling amicably,” Could you help my find my glasses? Seems I've lost them. Can't see a thing without them,”Heh.”

>[] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
>[] “Nope.” Grab your toast and cheese it.
>[] (Other)

>>31676997
Please, if I want to read a re-treading of the Naruto plot, I'll go read the goddamn manga. What the fuck's the point of doing a quest if you're going to go out and try do things as little as differently as possible?

>>31676975
The premise was always "healing", as in not reliving canon, but handling the adversities we're given like a real person, not some lobotomized golden child prophecy bullshit.

>>31677015
>[] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.

Eh. Might as well. Was this one of Konahamaru's friends?

>>31677015
>[X] Help the white-haired kid find his glasses.
OH SHIT KABUTO.

HE GONNA TRY TO SCOUT US OUT.

>>31677015
"Sorry dude, I gotta go"
bolt