WE HEROQUEST NOW

>>31716085
>>We now join Rena as she meets up with a friend.
Is it Bob?

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"So you're really gonna join again?"

AH: "Yeah. They figured since I didn't really kill Ignis and all that... I mean, it took Big Boss a lot of convincing but they're gonna let me back in. I even got this super cool new eye. It can shoot laser beams."

>Anti-Hero looks away, a sad smile on her face.

AH: "I figured I've done a lotta bad stuff, you know? So... Might as well try and be a real Hero this time. A good one. Work my way back up to C-Class 1."

"I know you can do it, Anti-Hero."

AH: "Ah, don't call me that anymore. I'm thinking of a new name. Something like Laser Eye. What do you think?"

>>31716165
She could call herself the cyclop or something like that.

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>>31716165
>Laser Eye

How about "Meltdowner"

>>31716165
Deadeye.

ask what her REAL name is.

>>31716165
That sounds way too cheesy. How about... Death Eye! No? Kill Gaze? Murder Face? Evil Eye? I give up.

Also consider not shooting with the laser when your eye is closed.

>>31716206
That's a good one.

>>31716217
Ask this too.

>>31716165
Eye feel site we can come up with ballin puns

>>31716165
BEHOLD!
THE NEW, THE IMPROVED
OPTIC BLAST!

>>31716195
>Meltdowner
Kind of hits a little too close to home, I think.

>>31716206
This is kind of reasonable.

>>31716195
That's the name of the crazy bitch that shoots lasers in Raildex. She's even edgier than Antihero was.

>>31716165
Demon Gaze?

Oh wait.

>>31716165
[x] >>31716206

>>31716234
Eyeborg

>>31716165
Laser Eye is good, so would be Laser Gazer or Optic Blaster or Burning Oculus.

>>31716165
So does this mean she's more or less like Rena now? Normal human relying on gadgeteery to make by? (Except Rena also has the supreme power of Friendship.)

>>31716165
So does that eye shoot laser beams, or punches from the punch dimension?

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"Eh... How about something like Deadeye?"

AH: "... That sounds pretty badass. Let me try it out..."

DE: "Okay, how's this look?"

"I like it. So is that all you got now?"

DE: "Nah. I'm still super strong. Bet I could whoop your butt in arm wrestling."

"Haha, I'm sure. So, what's your real name?. I don't think you've ever told me."

DE: "I guess I could tell you my true name... It's Celeste."

"That's a cute name!"

>A hissing sound catches Rena's attention.

>>31716165
"I dunno, sounds kind of close to Lazy Eye. What about Biclops, or Lock-On?"

>>31716165
laser eye is too on the nose.

be something like HAWKEYE

or DAZZLER

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>>31716410
>Rena sees Hissy holding a card. The snake slithers up to her and lets her take it from it's mouth. Rena looks over the card.

DE: "What is it?"

"It's... A card? I think it's from Queenie. I don't know. I can't read any of this."

>She flips it over and sees it's still marked with more runes. There's two check boxes in the back but Rena can't even determine what they would be for.

>>31716410
Oh that's a cute... snake?

>>31716410
what is it?

queenie fell in a well?

>>31716410
We have a new mission: learn everyone's real name!

>>31716410
What about nonlethal weaponry? Since her problem was killing all the villains she fought, it'd be a good idea to seek alternatives. We could let her borrow our handcuffs if she wants.

>>31716451
eye something something bird
Fuck it just call her up and ask. Apologize for not being fluent in hieroglyphics.

>>31716451
let's go visit queenie.
Tell her we do not speak this language.

>>31716451
Oh, Queenis sent us a card, how nice. I guess it is one of those "wish you were here" ones.

>>31716451
We get to be the flower girl!

>>31716451
Put a check in both boxes, then give it back.

>>31716451
Research Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics on the internet.

Also, since the snake was willing to come all this way, give it some food. What do snakes eat? We might want to research that on the internet, too.

>>31716451
Do you have LPR's number? I'm sure she'd be able to translate, and it means you won't have to call QotW and maybe end up offending her by not understanding her language.

>>31716451
Call Queenie and ask her whats up.

>>31716451
I can read ancient Egyptian.

It says "Blurbleflep"

>>31716451
Let's call up Raindrops, so we don't have to admit to Queenie that we can't read whatever the hell she just sent us.

>>31716451
it's obviously a love letter.

write "YES" over the check boxes

>>31716451

Pet snake.

Feed it some treats

>>31716451
Quick googling says it says Rena.

>>31716451
Scan it with the Queenie app her record company produced on your phone

>>31716451
>There's two check boxes in the back but Rena can't even determine what they would be for.
Of course she can't, this is obviously a "Do you like me?" card.

>>31716451
Flip it over to the other side. We might be able to translate it for you.

>captcha: ynatre sible
I don't think that's what it says, captcha, but thanks for trying.

>>31716451
Take photo with phone. Use internet to auto-translate.

This is obviously an invitation to a beach party.

It's the Beach Episode.

>>31716699
Yes! This is the best solution.

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>>31716538
I don't think it says that...

"Hold on, I need to call someone."

>Rena calls up Raindrops and asks her to put Queen of the World on the line. She hears the Egyptian yelling at her from the other side.

QotW: "PEASANT RENA! IS THAT YOU!? CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME!?"

"Y-yes! Loudly!"

QotW: "GOOD! I AM INVITING YOU TO COME AND ENJOY MY NEWEST CREATION. IT IS BY THE SOUTHERN END OF THE CITY. YOU MAY INVITE OTHER PEASANTS THAT YOU DEEM WORTHY OF MY PRESENCE."

"W-what exactly are we doing..?"

QotW: "I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WONDERS OF PAID SLAVE LABOR AND HAVE HAD MY NEW WAGE SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR. YOU ARE TO COME AND ADMIRE IT. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!?"

"Yeah..."

QotW: "GOOD! I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE. BRING FOOD."

>Rena hangs up.

I think my eardrum burst...

DE: "Was that Queen of the World?"

"Yeah. She's having some kind of beach party? I've never been to one before."

DE: "That's cause we don't have a beach. How did she get a beach?"

"I don't know... You wanna go?"

DE: "Naaah... I don't have a swimsuit or anything..."

"Come on."

DE: "Nope. You go and hang with the Queen. I got Hero stuff to do today."

Aww...
Well, she said I could invite anyone else.

>>31716840
Invited

Everyone.

Well okay, at least the Monster family + Sparkle, Chet, Shadow Man...and I kinda wanna see what Velocity Raptor would do at a beach.

>>31716840
Invite a bunch of villains, then she can do hero stuff at the beach.

>>31716840
>Queenie's face
Good lord

Anyway, invite Bridget. And robomaid. And Sparkle+family.

>>31716840
Invite evil you

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>>31716840
> HAVE HAD MY NEW WAGE SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR
>SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR
>CREATE A BEACH
>A BEACH

Invite MM. And the Sparkle clan too.

>>31716840
Invite Bridgette and Sparkles.
Bring hot dogs and lasagna.

>>31716840
>queenie owns a beach now as we go invite fucking EVERYBODY!

>>31716840
Rena, you need to buy a swimsuit. You may have one or several already, but you need to buy a new one. The unbendable laws of the prose say so.

>>31716840

Please don't forget to bring the food, wouldn't want to disappoint Queenie

>>31716840
Obviously Bridgette.
Maybe the rest of the MM family too, it would be nice for them to get out.
Robomaid, if she can keep the sand out of her circuitry.
Fuck it, invite EVERYONE.
Except evil you, she's kind of a cunt.

How about Balloon Man? He did do Rena a solid by keeping a building from collapsing while she dealt with Dark Stranger that one time.

Wait.
If there is no beaches, are there even stores that sell swimsuits and other beach stuff?

>>31716840
A beach? Invite Bridgette and Cynthia.

>>31716840
Invite your friends, and if they want to bring someone they can do so.

>>31716840
OH MAN, TIME FOR SOME SWIMSUIT SHOPPING

>>31716840
You know what to bring to the beach. You've seen enough anime to know. Hot dogs. Shaved ice. A WATERMELON, a blindfold and a baseball bat.

Queenies probably already invited most people.

At the very least we need Robomaid to tag along tho.

Also, gonna need a onsie swimsuit

>>31716840
Bring Robomaid and... who haven't we seen in a while? Jade Revolver? Yeah, invite Jade with you too.

>>31716840
Let's invite Shadow Man, Jade Revolver, Lord of Death, Threepunch-Man, Caffornicator, the entire Monster Family, and Sparkle. Then let's buy a lot of food, and not forget the watermelon

>>31716986
Of course. There are robust swimming facilities

>>31716997
HYPE DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE WHAT I'M FEELING

Hopefully we'll get something that suits Rena. That'll be difficult considering how flat she is.

BEACH EPISODE

>>31717025
I wouldn't recommend bringing Caffornicator and the Monster family to the same place.

>>31717002
Rena hardly knows what anime is.

>>31717047
Thats what the onesie is for. I'm told it flatters the flat

>>31717047
If Ouran High School Host Club has taught me anything, it's that flatties look good in frilly swimsuits.

>>31717047
Of course, a school swimsuit

>>31716840
How about Velocity Raptor? We haven't seen him in a while.

Or Madam Hourglass! She's helped us out a few times!

>>31716986
Pools are a thing, anon.
>>31716840
>DE: "Naaah... I don't have a swimsuit or anything..."
That's a shit excuse. She can come buy one.

>>31717002
Wouldn't Rena also need sunscreen and several very floppy hats?

And lube.

>>31717083
Absolutely this.

>>31717097
Tell deadeye that most heroes and villains are likely to be at this thing

>>31717085
Give the school swimming suit to Robomaid.

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Alright, I'm gonna need a new swimsuit, shaved ice, hot dogs, watermelon, a blindfold, a bat.... Why the last three? I'll just take your word for it.
Shaved ice is pretty delicious though.

>Rena and Deadeye part ways. As Rena walks home she calls up all of her friends and tells them to come and to bring their own friends and family or whatever. It's gonna be a massive party.
>When she gets back home she tells Robomaid about the party. The maid says she has her own swimsuit but Rena's are old enough to the point where they don't fit.

RM: "I have a suggestion, mistress."

"What is it?"

>Robomaid pulls out a swimsuit.

RM: "With this we can emphasize the few assets that you -do- possess, mistress."

"Are you making fun of me again?"

RM: "Of course not."

I'm not wearing that.

>>31717156
You know you want to.

>>31717156
Does she have anything frilly?
Her master was an otaku, he HAS to have frilly swimsuits.

>>31717156
Yeah, you'd look terrible in that. Go get a frilly swimming suit with a nice midriff.

>>31717156
Yeah, that's a villain swimsuit. Get something frilly.

Call up Jade Revolver, she'll be tickled pink. And her going on about fanfictions to everyone will be sure to be amusing.

>>31717156
Tell her you'd rather the focus be the swimsuit, not whats under it.

>>31717156
Go swimsuit shopping with Bridgette.

>>31717156
HA HA TIME FOR SHOPPING

>>31717156
Put on a frilly swimsuit and several sloppy hats stacked on top of each other.

>>31717156
Robomaid, your suspect historical data is showing again.

>>31717214
THIS.

Pick something nice for her too!

>>31717156
You might as well try it on just to see what it looks like. Who knows? You might like it!

>captcha: comfort andoitt
Listen to the captcha. It might be really comfortable.

>>31717156
Try it on just to see how it looks, maybe feel good about how you look for a change?

But yeah I agree don't wear it to the party. Go shopping and buy a one-piece.

>>31717156
Yes you are.

>>31717156
Do you think you could get one of those suits that starts at the neck, then goes past the breasts and crosses around in the back, so it looks like a diamond shape in front?

>>31717156
I have no opinion on the swimsuit, but you absolutely must get a gigantic hat. The more shade it provides, the better.

>>31717156
Go shopping, but bring this as a backup in case we don't find anything else that works for us or in case Deadeye decides to show up anyway

>>31717156
Rena it's not a nude beach party, you have to wear it. Jeeze, why are you so perverted all the time?

Also, Celeste's hero name should be "Angel Eye" instead of Deadeye. Duh.

>>31717242
Yes. Because there's nothing more comfy than cheese wire wrapped around your private bits.

Rena has enough trouble with people falling in love with her as it is.

>>31717156
yeah
nah
maximum frills
exposed bellybutton would be nice tho

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Ugh... Okay, fine. I'll at least try it on...
...
...
...
Oh god, it's like butt floss... This is the least comfortable thing in the world.

RM: "I think you should not wear this."

"Yeah!"

>Rena changes back to normal and calls Bridgette up. The Villain reveals she hasn't bought a swimsuit herself so the two agree to go shopping. There are a few other Heroes and Villains inside shopping.
>While there Rena picks out two swimsuits. One has frills and the other is a one piece.

"What do you think, Bridgette?"

B: "... The one piece is cute but so's the two piece..."

You guys keep saying frills and here's one with frills. And it has a cute little skirt too. Hmm...
Which one?

>>31717422
Frills.

>>31717422
Frills

>>31717422
I cannot decide until seeing the appropriately stylish beach-hat that you will be wearing with them.

>>31717422

Left of course

>>31717422

Frills

>>31717422
Frills.

Also buy a hat, you need it for your pale skin.

>>31717467
Yes, a sunhat is important.

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>>31717422
Rena, over there! A perfect one for you!

>>31717422
MORE FRILLS
ALSO HAT

>>31717422
Frills, but let's bring the butt floss just in case.

>>31717494
This is so perfect.

>>31717517
>Frills, but let's bring the butt floss just in case.
Yeah, it could be useful if something get stuck in Rena's buttcrack.

>>31717422
What's Bridgette got?

>>31717560
a nose bleed.

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>>31717422
Also don't forget a suitably large hat

>>31717422
don't forget to uhm, shave down there unless your not embarrassed for some hairs sticking out.

>>31717631
What are you talking about? Rena is naturally hairless

>>31717631
>implying rena has body hair
Gotta go through puberty for that, mate.

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Frills it is.

>Rena gets an even frillier outfit and a nice big hat. She changes and looks at herself in the mirror. Maybe it's the frills and skirt but she doesn't look utterly flat

I like it.
Better than butt floss.

>She motions for Bridgette to come into the changing room. The villain is in her own outfit, a simple black two piece.

"How do I look?"

B: "... You... You look nice..."

I think this is it, then.

>>31717517
But, why? It's horrible.

Alright, I'm gonna get this, the food, a stick, blindfold. I'm new to the whole beach party thing. Is there anything else I need? Suntan lotion, I guess.

"Bridgette, you okay?"

B: "Yeah..."

>She goes back into her room.

Anyway what else do I need?

>>31717788

Sun Tan Lotion of course

>>31717788
Goddamn I love Bridgette. She's just too cute

>>31717788
Drinks! Your list has no drinks!

>>31717788
Inflatable ball and a volleyball net.

>>31717788
You didn't compliment Bridgette on her outfit, Rena! That's very rude.

>>31717788
>>31717788
You might need to at least compliment MM on her outfit.

I know you're asexual, but you could at least be nice.

>>31717788
UMBRELLAS
TOWELS

>>31717788

Snacks and drinks and tables and parasols for said tables and towels.

>>31717788
watermelons, a lot of watermelons.

>>31717614
> Rena
> forget a hat
As if

>>31717788
She thinks you look hot in it, and she cannot has.

Bring some umbrellas and beach towels. Maybe a beachball or volleyball.

>>31717788
BRING MEAT AND VEGGIES TO BARBEQUE

>>31717788
>Suntan lotion
Yes, and remember to get someone with soft hand to apply it to your back and return the favor!
I'm sure Robomaid would do it, but metal hands and lotion? I don't think it would work out.

>>31717788
That hat isn't big enough.
Drinks.
Compliment Bridgette.

>>31717788
>Anyway what else do I need?
Suntan lotion, umbrellas, beach balls, towels, alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks.

>>31717788
>>31717900
BUY A SOMBRERO

>>31717788
A qt grill

Have we gotten Rena drunk yet?

>>31717922
And a fake mustache.

Become Renaldo!

>>31717951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

>>31717876
>>31717940
Queen asked us to bring food, right? Get these.

>>31717941
Yup. She made drunk innuendo-ridden calls to Bridgette.

>>31717977
>>31717941
Obviously we'll need to get her drunk again.

>>31717941
Yes, at least once, with Sparkles.

>>31717788
Sunscreen, not suntan lotion. You don't want to get sunburnt.

>>31717788
>>31717900
This is true, the hat lacks sufficient wideness.
and you should maybe be nice to Bridgett.
this is actually kind of cruel to her

>>31717922
You only get to buy a sombrero if you also buy tequila.
These are rules.

>>31718020
No, cruel will be when we tell Rena to ask her to rub the sunscreen in

>>31717941
Yes.

But not today.
And not with Bridgette in close b proximity

>>31718020
Yeah, Bridgette seems cursed to live forever alone. Too sad.

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>>31718113
We should set her up with someone.

Maybe Celeste.

>>31718020
We should honestly get Prince Whatshisname to build a ray gun to turn Rena gay. It would solve so many problems.

>>31718145
>set bridgette up with someone
working on it!

>>31718160
What she needs is a sex drive

>>31718160
Giving Rena a libido is what spawned NegaRena.

You don't want another power stealing abomination do you?

>>31718160
That's immoral anon.

>>31718160
There's always the magic sword.

>>31718190
Well if there are two Renas with sex drives they can hook up and work out their differences

>>31718190
The voices can keep her in check.

>>31718227
Still fails to solve b the Bridgette issue

>>31718160
The problem isn't that Rena isn't gay, it's that she has literally no interest in romance or sex whatsoever.

>>31718207
Depends on what Rena wants. She has been sort of envious of people who can feel romantic emotions. Maybe she'd like to know what it's like.

What do you think, Rena? Is it worth considering?

Bridgette's very obviously not over Rena.

Trying to set her up with someone is just plain dickish.

>>31718245
They both like Bridgette. So a three-person relationship.

>>31718251
But rena says she's doesn't like girls though?

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Sunscreen, right. My mistake.

>The two of them pay for their outfits and head off. Bridgette says that she's gonna go pack and she'll meet her at the beach.

"Hey, Bridgette."

B: "Hmm?"

"I forgot to say this earlier but I think you looked nice in that swimsuit."

B: "R-really?"

"Yeah"

B: "Uhm.... Thanks."

>The two part ways, with Rena stopping by the store to buy sunscreen lotion, alcohol, not-alcohol, and a bunch of food.
>She goes back home and spots Robomaid wearing the outfit she had rejected earlier.

".............."

RM: ".... Hello, Mistress. I was simply trying on the outfit. I did not expect you to return so soon."

".................."

RM: ".... I will change into something more suitable. I am sorry for showing you something like this, Mistress."
======================================

>>31718266
It's not like she has a chance with Rena, getting her to move on is best. Besides, she didn't seem that opposed to trying something with Rider, just because she still finds Rena attractive doesn't mean she's hopelessly in love or whatever.

>>31718304
She said she's not interested in sex or romance, so gender is irrelevant.

>>31718251
To be fair that's a problem because everyone seems to be Renasexual

>>31718304
She doesn't like guys either.
>>31718345
>curves
what
what

>>31718345
Forget you saw that, Rena. Forget. Forget. Forget.

>>31718345
What's wrong, Rena? First time seeing Robomaid partially naked?

>>31718345
Whoever built Robomaid had great taste.

>>31718345
Get some brain bleach.

>>31718345
rena:
Close the door. Wait three minutes. Open it again.

Forget all this ever happened.

>>31718345
No no robo, that's a great outfit. You look lovely

>>31718345
Bleach into my eyes

>>31717422
Whatever we get, I expect art of it to show up in your twitter feed.

>>31718345
I'm glad we got a hat for Kitty

tell robomaid it's fine, if it's her tastes she can do what she wants. maybe finda guy she actually likes.

>>31718345
You've stared into madness itself and come out okay don't be such a big baby Rena

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>>31718345
>After packing everything Rena and Robomaid arrive at the new beach. It is packed full of people from both associations. She hasn't seen a gather like this since the Sports Day Event a few months back. Jade Revolver is swimming with Jiang-Shi, Sparkle and her family are at a table eating, Queen of the World is yelling at some workers who are trying to pile blocks of sand together.
>The Monster Family is hanging around a statue of Queen. Outside of the fence surrounding the beach she can see civilians just looking inside with an amazed look on their face.

RM: "Everyone appears to be here, Mistress. Shall we set up our table?"

"Sure."

>They work together, build up their table, and load it with drinks and food.

"What do we do at these kind of parties?"

RM: "... My information banks don't show anything on Beach Parties, Mistress."

>>31718358
We need to figure out what makes Everyone renasexual and stop it.

It offends Rena sense of heroic fair play

>>31718443
Beach volleyball time!

>>31718443
First and foremost, Thank the queen for this party.

>>31718443
Play volleyball!

>captcha: for olsopi

>>31718443

Yell "UMI DA"

Wonder what Umi Da is

Go say hi to Queenie and thank her for inviting you, be polite

>>31718443
it is time to STAND AWKWARDLY NEXT TO THE WATER.

You want to go in, but it's kind of cold, oh bother

Could we set up Bridgette and Robomaid together? They have so much in common, they both like Rena!

>>31718443
Wet t-shirts contest!
Beach volleyball!
Watermelon slicing!

>>31718508
Yes, and kiss her feet

>>31718491
>>31718509
GET READY PLAYER ONE

>>31718443
>no commoners
But
WE are commoners!

>>31718553
>S-class hero
>Commoner
Rena just thinks she's common.

>>31718553
If you were a commoner, you wouldn't be there. So you're not a commoner.

Set up a Rena Kissing booth.

You get to practice kissing, plus make buckets of cash!

>>31718579
And ask Bridgette to work as the treasurer, I'm guessing?

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>>31718579
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MADNESS YOU'D UNLEASH????

>>31718579

A suggestion more likely to happen: Set up a Photo Booth, where someone can take a photo with Rena specifying her outfit and background.

>>31718443
Where'd Queen get all the money for this?

>captcha: lakeUN procedure
So... the United Nations paid for it? But there aren't any nations...

>>31718443
I hope someone brought fireworks

>>31718641
FFFFFF- I KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING

>>31718603
I was tempted to post the spider-man "I think this is my super villain origin" image, but then I remembered that Bridgette already is a villain

>>31718579
No, no, we've got to play to our strengths. Set up a Rocking Booth!

>>31718636
She's a Queen, she's filthy rich.

>>31718636
She's an egyptian queen. Do you have any idea how much gold she has?

>>31718443
Sunscreen, obviously first step. Ask Bridgette to apply it to the parts you cant reach

>>31718345
Ask her if she thinks it looks good on her as she actually can do the buttfloss justice.

>>31718443
Get in the water and toss a ball around. Float around lazily. Sit on towels and eat while talking and getting a tan.

>>31718712
No, we should ask Robomaid to do that. She's less likely to be sexually frustrated.

>>31718780
But Bridgette got much softer hands

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>>31718712
>>31718780
I should probably go say hi to Queen first.

>Rena goes off to find Queen of the World. The Villain is barking orders at a group of burly workers as they continue constructing some massive building. They don't appear to be mind controlled, in fact a few of them look just plain unhappy. Whatever the Queen has done to the area has made it rather hot and their gear isn't helping.

"Hey, Queen!"

QotW: "FASTER! FAS-Oh, Peasant Rena! Greetings! I'm glad you could make it! Tell me, Peasant Rena, is this not glorious?"

"It really is. I like it."

QotW: "As you should. When this building is done I will be sure to show it off to you. Maybe you can even check out my sauna when it's done."

"I'd like that. So... Those are your workers?"

QotW: "My wage slaves? Indeed. Not as effective as my usual slaves but... They will suffice. Peasant Rena, I have been told by Raindrops that in the old days people would play games like Break the Watermelon or Throw The Ball Over The Net. Is this true?"

"Yeah. I was gonna play the net one myself. Wanna join?"

QotW: "Of course. Simply having me on your team will assure your victory."

"Great. I'll go get some others."

Who else should be on the team? I think I'll get two more.
Also need to get someone to help me put sunscreen on my back. I can already feel the heat.

>>31718915
Get Chet on your team again, we don't see him enough. He is here, right?

>>31718915
>Who else should be on the team? I think I'll get two more.
Monster Maestro and Sparkles.

MMA can watch from the sidelines.

>>31718915

Robo-maid would be a good start. Her analytical skills plus reaction time and precise control would make her a great teammate.

>>31718915
I wanna see the monster sisters PLAY BALL

try to recruit monster sisters into your team for unstoppableness

>>31718915
Have MM put sunscreen all over your back.

>>31718915
MM+ and MM++

>>31718915
Manlystache, his strength will be an asset.

>>31718915
Get Sparkles and MM+
Call ourselves Team Flat.

>>31718983
B-but he's just a baby.

>>31718983
>wanting a tiny boy to rub sunscreen on rena
You're thinking of MM++ whose job that is.

>>31718915
Robomaid and Monster Matriarch.
Get Jade to do your sunscreen.

>>31718985
this.

the MM sisters will win the game for you.

>>31718915
Monster Maestro and Chet.

>>31718915
Is that Shadowman? Because that looks like Shadowman.

>Also need to get someone to help me put sunscreen on my back. I can already feel the heat.
Robomaid's probably good at that.

>>31718915
Velocity Raptor! I'd love to see him jump up and kick a ball with his tiny dinosaur feet.

How about getting Queen to rub sunscreen into Rena's back? Surely she'd agree.

>>31718915
Chet obviously. Monster family probably has some players.
Would Shadow Man even come to the beach? Doesn't seem like his kinda place really.

>>31719102
I think she'd be insulted. She'd probably say "that's a commoner's job" or something like that.

>>31718915
Who are you playing against, btw?
Also, you'll also need someone impartial to act as a referee.

>>31719162
She'd get one of her hunky workers to do it.

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>Rena first has Robomaid apply sunscreen to her. Her pale skin was already starting to get a bit red under the artificial sun. She never noticed how easily she could get burned without her sweater on.
>She asks her if she'd be willing to join her Volleyball team. The maid, of course, agrees.
>Rena goes on and assembles a full team consisting of her, Robomaid, Chet, and Monster Matriarch. It seems Queen of the World is still busy building her castle but she will definitely join in on the Smash The Melon game.

MM+++: "Oh my... I don't know what an old lady like me could do but if you insist..."

CM: "Let us show them our youth and vigor!"

>Jade Revolver takes watch and decides to keep score. Best two out of three wins.
>Rena is going against Bridgette, Cynthia, Velocity Raptor, and Sir Barrington.
>Sir Barrington gets the ball, passes it to Cynthia, who then bops it over to Bridgette. She spikes the ball hoping to score a point on the other team.

>Have Rena get the ball
>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.
>Have Chet get the ball.
>Have Robomaid get the ball.

Roll 1d20

Rolled 1

>>31719466
>Have Robomaid get the ball.
Robomaid.
Spike it into Cynthia's face.

Rolled 1

>>31719466

>>31718915
those workers seem overheated, maybe we should go ask sparkle if she could make them some ice or something?

Rolled 13

>>31719466
>>Have Rena get the ball

Rolled 13

>>31719466
>Have Robomaid get the ball.

>>31718270
Then she gets tribbed to death, caught between Rena sandwich.

Rolled 5

>>31719466
>>Have Robomaid get the ball.

Rolled 10

>>31719466
>not on the same team as the POWER SISTERS

oh god we're fucked

secret chet weapon go

Rolled 14

>>31719466
>Have Chet get the ball.
We'll be the setter, RM the spiker. Chet would be a great receiver.

Rolled 11

>>31719499
>>31719500
wow. off to a great start.

>have Chet get the ball.

>>31719499
>>31719500
>>31719515
>>31719519
dice pls

Rolled 17

>>31719466
>Have Robomaid get the ball.

>>31719499
>>31719500
Wow.

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>>31719500
>>31719499

>>31719499
>>31719500
ggwp

>>31719499
>>31719500
AHAHA

Rolled 15

>>31719466
Nearest one gets it

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>>31719499
>>31719500
Well, we're off to a wonderful match!

>>31719466
Poke the thingy on MM+++'s stomach, then cutely ask her what it's for

>writing.

Rolled 1

>>31719582
Let's flirt with MM+++ to distract Bridgette and Cynthia.

Rolled 9

>>31719466
>dat bulge

Rolled 11

>>31719601
How did I roll two 1s in a row
dice
please

>>31719582
a ward placed upon her womb to contain the roiling energies imbued within while she gestates her monstrous young

>>31719582
It's obviously the eldritch seal keeping her husband tethered to this mortal realm.

>>31719629
And now you've rolled two more.
It's time to turn off the dice anon.

>>31719629
>Rolled 1d20: 11
>11
>Double 1's
>Coming after consecutive 1's
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF 1

>>31719633
The key point was touching it.

You know, it was a mistake for us to wear frills. Sparkle is gonna have an even frillier bathing suit and then we will look like a damn fool.

>>31719629
The odds for that are one in four hundred

>>31719662
>touch ward
>more monster babies pop out

>>31719715
I am so many kinds of ok with this

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>The ball moves closer to Robomaid.

"Robomaid, get it!"

RM: "Affirmative."

>Robomaid catches the ball.

RM: "Mistress, I have the ball."

"Ah... No... That... That's not what I..."

JR: "First point, Team Monster!"

"Dangit... Robomaid, do you know how to play volleyball?"

RM: "No."

"Okay... You gotta hit the ball back to them."

RM: "I understand."

>Rena whispers into Chet's ear.
>He takes the ball and runs up to the net, intent on slamming it near Velocity Raptor. As he gets closer to the net Cynthia smiles at him and smooshes her tail between her boobs, wiggling the tip around.

C: "Oh, Chet~"

>Roll to resist distractions.

>>31719879
I ship it.

Rolled 5

>>31719879

>>31719879
Don't resist. Let it happen. Enjoy the moment.

Rolled 17

>>31719879
I SWEAR TO GOD

WHY DID WE NOT TAKE POWER SISTERS

we're doomed.

Rolled 6

>>31719879
Rolling to break my string of 1s

Rolled 11

>>31719879
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Rolled 1

>>31719879
>>Roll to resist distractions.

Rolled 12

>>31719879

Rolled 1

>>31719879

Rolled 1

>>31719879

Rolled 3

>>31719879
Ehhhhhhhhhhh okay.

>>31719879
I have to say, Cynthia doing sexy taunts to distract Chet is one of those cases where even if Chet loses, he still wins.

Rolled 6

>>31719879
Where's Caffo?

>>31719933
>>31719928
What.

>>31719879
He's too manly to fall for such tricks!

Also now for serious she's done started something she's going to regret. Now we HAVE to poke MM+++'s bellybutton.

>>31719928
>>31719933
>>31719940
Who the fuck did we piss off?

Rolled 18

>>31719940
FAKE! Why even bother when there are some perfectly real 1s being rolled?

Rolled 1

Isn't Chet gay

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Rolled 10

>>31719928
>>31719933
>>31719940

Rolled 9

>>31719879
Bah! Chet has no time for feminine wiles! He is only interested in ATHLETICS!

>>31719967
Obviously the dice gods.

>>31719948
Probably trying to give away free iced coffee

>>31719975
Dice gods are offended by this insinuation.

>>31719967
Last one's a fake. Still though.

Oh god but not this one.
>>31719975

Oh nooooo.

>>31719975
Obviously not!

>>31719940
You despicable, lying twat.

>>31719974
oops disregard this, didn't mean to roll again.

>Writing

>>31720014
I pray for Chet's manly bulge.

>>31719940
Stop it. We're perfectly capable of being incompetent at pleasing the dicegod without help.

>>31720043
His manly bulge is about to get bulgier

Rolled 7

Best case scenario is that Chet and Cynthia go off on their own

>>31719879
so, MM++ confirmed for BEST GIRL IN ENTIRE QUEST?

>>31720104
No, that's Evil Rena.

>>31720043
there isn't much there.

>>31719879
Caffornicator:

appear without anyone calling for you because of cynthia's display

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>>31719928
>>31719933
>>31719975
Be glad >>31719908, The Dice Gods have heard your plea and have gracefully answered.