>>31764778

There are two arms wrapped around your waist, one hand gripping your stomach and another on your back. By the pressure on the hand on your stomach, you slowly gather that Tatsuko is more than likely behind you. This is confirmed as your mind informs you of two large, firm and yet giving mounds pressed against your back and you hear a soft, “Mnyah,” from directly behind your neck, close enough for her warm breath to play against your neck.

The person in front of you is less well defined but still pleasing, your mind slowly starting to focus on determining who they are when it suddenly informs you of two very important things, namely the two locations of your hands. Your first hand, the left, had at some point in the night reached upward to prevent two much pressure on it. This hand, you note, is currently being engaged by two others, whose fingers are twined with yours in much the same way as your legs are.

Your right hand, your senses inform your now clear mind, is currently grasping a butt. It is a very fine butt, the size and shape fitting into your hand and palm very nicely. By the warmth in your hand it has been there quite a bit of time and your partner, who you still don’t know the exact identity of, hasn’t moved or wiggled it off of them.

For some reason, your mind focuses on this almost exclusively, making it your first choice of the day.

>Take your hand off the butt.
>Leave your hand there.
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
>Other.

>>31764829
>leave your hand there.

>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
The plot thickens.

>>31764829
>>….Give the butt a squeeze
There are worse ways to wake up

>>31764829
>>Leave your hand there.
if our other hand is free, pull them closer

>>31764948
It's engaged in some disgusting lewdness right now

>>31764948
It's currently laced up among about 10 fingers.

>>31764948

>>….Give the butt a squeeze

SQUEEZE ALL THE BUTTS

Also welcome Guide

>>31764940
Honestly, I'm not sure I can think of any better ways.

>>31764829
>>Leave your hand there.

>>31764829
>>….Give the butt a squeeze.
Sure, why not.
Most of our girls like a bit of forwardness anyway.

>>31764829
>Squeeze dat bootay

>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
Let the cute eeps begin!

>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.

Looks like you're feeling adventurous this morning.

Also, PP is at 352.

And I'm surprised you didn't freak out. I think it's interesting that a Harem Quest is one o f the more mature ones.

>>31765227
how would you expect us to freak out?

>>31765227
We're all just going
>FUCK YES!

>>31765245
OH MY GOD. THERE'S A BUTT.
MY 14 YEAR OLD HORMONES CAN'T HANDLE IT.

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>>31765245
You're doing this with two women at the same time. I mildly expected /tg/ to freak out.

>>31765285

I was trying to keep my cool.

Internally I'm having a heart attack.

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>>31765285
Probably got swallowed up by having a butt in one hand and breasts pressed against our back. Speaking of, if we can feel someone's butt, where are their boobs?

>>31765285
I was more confused about how they were sharing our hand.

>>31765285
Hey now, you might wanna delete that.
If you get banned, where does that leave us?

>>31765285
What can I say? I'm a sick bastard

>>31765227
Guide, we've had a number of ideas through recent threads where people are trying to create some magic item/ do something with their magic powers in general.
I was wondering if you might consider having a vote at the start of each week where we could pick a project like >ward the house or >craft weapons for yourself and have that built into the narrative for the rest of the week?

Also maybe consider letting time flow a bit more? We've been pretty consistent about being a good student, so perhaps assume we're going to classes unless something interferes?

>>31765285
>BANTHISSICKFILTH.jpg

>>31765504
I think we need to run at least today since we've only seen our MW and probably F schedule so far.

Once we've done a week or so, he can probably start laying on the time throttle.

>>31765504
I know, I've been thinking about time skips.

Plot does take some time to develop, so maybe a week or "a few days later."

>>31765571
a few days sounds good. You can extrapolate our actions far enough from that without it feeling like railroading with a 2-3-day timeskip.

Guide, just to ask, are golems a thing in this universe? If so how do they work? What materials are needed to make one? Can they become sentient? Can we have a golem in our harem?

>>31765660
... Yes.

>>31765285
We're on /tg/. We're into anything.


Anything

>>31765660
Dunno, dunno, dunno, maybe, probably up to you.

You guys must remember that the whole "magic" thing was dropped on me by you, I haven't built an entire magic system from scratch, especially since we're trying to keep it mostly soft.

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>>31765781
>>31765767

Ahtmind.

>>31765760
Not that guy, but...
Somehow, despite having just found this quest and read through the archives two days ago, I have indeed forgotten that.

>>31765760
well, do you want help creating crunch for a magic system, then? There are probably a few of us who could contribute to brainstorming with you.

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>>31764778
>>31764829
>>31765227
>>31765285
>And I'm surprised you didn't freak out.

If It makes you feel any better, I've been to busy masturbating from the OP to vote.

I've only seen so much lewd before. And it may get even better.

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>>31764829
Well…it is a nice butt. In fact it’s a very nice butt. So, you decide to give it a gentle squeeze.

Hmm…You don’t really have a great deal of experience with butts, Tatsuko seems much more fond of pressing her breasts into you, but you think that it’s quite nice. There’s some give, but it’s nice and firm, pleasant to do.

There’s a soft moan as you do so, which causes you to open your eyes. It’s not exactly helpful, your eyes are covered by a mass of blue hair. You vaguely notice two slightly different colors of blue in your vision, which means that you just groped Kaname, unless Junko somehow snuck into your bed which you find highly unlikely.

Your thought is confirmed as roughly half of the hair in front of you is pulled away, the hand on your back apparently moving it away and revealing the brown eyes of your first and only known sentient harem member.

She looks at you sleepily, eyes appearing mildly disgruntled at being woken in such a way.

“Watch it buddy,” she says muzzily, sounding more like she’s putting up a token protest than actually being pissed, “I’m not sure I like you that much yet.”


You try and think of a response to this.

While you do however, you notice she's wearing one of your shirts.

> “You're wearing my shirt..."
> “You haven’t moved either.”
>Give her another squeeze.
>Other.

>>31765985
>> “You're wearing my shirt..."
>> “You haven’t moved either.”

>>31765916
I appreciate the offer, but Anon seems to have wanted to keep it soft for right now.

>>31765985
> Other
For maximum lewd:
Give her hand a squeeze.

>>31765985
>> “You're wearing my shirt..."
>> “You haven’t moved either.”

>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”
>Squeeze hand "Go back to sleep, it's to early."
>Look around real quick, is it to early?

>>31766034
You are a depraved individual.

Do this.

>>31765985
> “You haven’t moved either.”
>Give her another squeeze.

>>31765985
> “You haven’t moved either.”
To start with, since we've always been rather sassy. Possibly follow up with the shirt thing afterwards.

>>31766034
haha. Perfect.

"don't like my hand on your butt? then give me something else to hold."

>>31765985

"My shirt, my rules"

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>>31766034
The depravity of this board is insane.

...Do it.

>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”


>hugsdn GRANT
Hold your horses Captcha, we'll get to Tatsuko in a second.

>>31765985
>"Yes, well, it would appear to me, that your butt is in the way of my hand squeeze."

Looks like a mild jumble with a definite hand squeeze.

Writing.

>>31766227
>hand holding
Guide, you should realize you're just enabling this deviancy.

you're doing god's work

>>31766227
>all this lewd
I don't think I'm ready for this.

>>31765985
>>“You haven’t moved either.”

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>>31766227
Yes. YES! MORE LEWD! MOOOOOOOOORE!

>>31766227
Ya know, guide, you brought this upon yourself by bringing it up.

Captcha: her futonsu
No, we were on the couch LAST night.
We're in a bed now.

Guys don't come on so strong or we will be back on the couch!

>>31766486
I agree... besides hand holding is cuter than ass grabbing.

>>31766486
>>31766510
It's too late now, the LEWD Train is here

>>31766486
No, she will be pushed out of the bed by everyone else, they are all fine with it

>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”
Let's not push our luck too far this early in the morning.

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>>31765985
In response to her statement you decide to twine your fingers slightly more firmly with the ones that you’re pretty sure are hers and give them a squeeze.

“I didn’t notice you struggling to escape either,” you say, “In fact I’m pretty sure you haven’t moved at all.”

“Well…I must admit Tatsuko was likely right when she decided you were the most comfy thing on campus,” she replies, stretching slightly against you.

“And you’re wearing my shirt,” you finish, giving her a smile at the slight blush that comes onto her face.”

“Akeno said something about “stealing” my place if I didn’t get in fast enough,” she mutters, “And it was the only thing around…”

You chuckle at that, a smile gracing your face.

Kaname seems to blush even more, muttering something under her breath at that.

She looks awfully cute right now...and she’s right there.

>Give her a kiss.
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
>Don’t do anything.
>Other

>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss.

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.

>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
I don't think we'd be human if we didn't do at least this much.

>>31766636
"Your lips are looking pretty tempting over there..."
give her a second or two to respond, and if she doesn't have an immediate shutdown for us, go for the full kiss.

>>31766636
move our mouth right next to her ear, ask permission to kiss her. We did tell her yesterday that we wouldn't do it again unless she wanted it

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
"You're adorable."

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
Remember, don't want to make it look like we're just doing it for the show. Keep it a little light till she asks for it.

>>31766705
This

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.

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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss.

Listen to the crab! It could not be more obvious!

>>31766701
Well, I mean, technically we're not.
We're an anime character, who exists strictly outside the bounds of reality.

>>31766705
I like this

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
No need to rush into things, and it's best to be sure before going for full-on kisses.

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
We told her the next kiss would be one she wanted, not force upon her. Though does the cheek count for that?

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.

Why the hell are people flinching from kissing her flat out? We've macked everyone in the room, and gave the girl in question our first honest kiss. I don't think she'd think poorly of us for another one.

>>31766705
>>31766707
This, no kissing without permission

>>31766705
This sounds like an excellent compromise position here.

>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.

>>31766705
This

>>31766773
Cause she's sentient and we already told her the next real kiss would be because we both wanted it.

>>31766773
Sentient, and while the objection to the butt squeeze was mild, best not to try her patience.

>>31766773
I'm with this dude. She's been sleeping in our bed with her ass in our hand wearing nothing but our t-shirt. She's totally down for more than just a kiss on the cheek.

>>31766773
It's something we said last time, anon, when she kissed us for the show. We promised her we'd kiss her when she wanted to be kissed, etc. We're just keeping a promise

>>31766636
>Giver her a kiss.

>>31766636
>give her a kiss...on the cheek

She is sentient, so we don't want to go full retard, but it would help her know that we're not letting her go.

>>31766705
This

>>31766705
this

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
"You're cute when you're flustered."

>>31766776
>>31766705
>Asking permission with words
NEVER ever do this.
You must always ask permission for a (lips) kiss, but it must always be made nonverbally. Asking verbally is ruining the mood.

How do you ask non verbally? a gentle caress of the face with, fluttering eyes towards lips, making a "kiss" with mouth and moving in a bit but not all the way and observing reaction. If she doesn't shy away, its a yes.

That being said. I think peck on the cheeck or hand holding is better right now

>>31766636
>Give her a kiss...on her cheek.

I must be out of my mind then, because I'm pretty sure when we kissed she had asked us not to put points into the kiss like we did the other two girls before, and did mention that we had to complete the scene to through off suspicion...But that was it, she mentioned it. I honestly don't remember promising her not to kiss unless she asked for it.

>>31766811
she said she will play along because the plot demands it.
Don't take advantage of her like that

>>31766832
wait, she is? damn someone needs to make a chart of the girls in this quest.

>>31766880
We made that promise ourselves after the kiss.

Calling time here to count.

>>31766864
I know that, man, Asking permission is a total mood-killer. but do you think these sperglords have ever had a girl giving them doe-eyes before? They'll never move beyond the chaste hand-holding unless we break a few real-life rules for the sake of the narrative. Once we've established that there's nothing wrong with being a little forceful, we can stop with this bullshit.

>>31766885
>damn someone needs to make a chart
Yeah! And then put a link that pastebin in the OP!

oh wait

>>31766880
Pretty sure we said that we wouldn't kiss her solely for the purpose of tricking the world into thinking we were up to normal protagonist shenanigans rather than demolishing the 4th wall.

>>31766917
that isn't a chart, son.
I gotta get ready for a work trip tomorrow, but if I have the time I will make a proper chart

>inb4 Kaname stammering out that she wouldn't mind more actual kissing

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>>31766885
>someone needs to make a chart of the girls in this quest.

>not reading the pastebin

>>31766880

Post #31633025

>Breaking off just enough so that you can look into her eyes, you whisper to her lowly, “Next time…next time will be when you actually want it. Not because the show needs it.”

>>31766902
Right, I opened the last thread up, I see it now.

I guess it just seems odd to me. If people want to play it cautiously they can, but she was under no necessity jump into our bed with a bunch of other girls and barely brush off our groping. She seems up for it and I think its reasonably daring to go for a kiss.

>>31766989
Whoops, forgot the link.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31630674/

>>31766979
I have read the fucking pastebin you retard, its still confusing

>>31767019

This, pictures with names is what we need.

So, weird vote, like one or two difference.

I'm going to call Kiss on the cheek due to split voting for the others.

>>31767019
>>31767033
>>31766979
>>31766917
>>31766885
To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.

>>31767033
yea, the chart I intend on making is going to be picture + name + how far we went + small blurb.

Not all the stats in the pastebin (which are excellent, just not what I am looking for at the moment)

>>31767033
Well, I'll give you pictures with the names would certainly help, all these names can blend together a bit. Although, with how much blue hair our harem has, I'm not sure how much it will help.

>>31767054
>To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.
all the girls are sentien, aren't they?

Guys, what if some of our harem already hates us, but they aren't sentient enough to act on it?

>>31767054
I seemed to see a large majority for that 'lips look tempting' option. Anything going to be done with that, or are you just ignoring it for the spaghetti option?

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>>31767054
>To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.

>>31767087
other way around. sentient characters are the only ones who can have emotions outside that of their character.
And even sentient characters get their emotions messed with by the plot at times. We have had it happen to us before too so we know how it is.

>>31767087
We'll cross that bridge when we come to that bridge, but there's nothing we can do right now besides not be a complete dick.

>>31767076
No. Only the blue haired ones.

>>31767117
And make some amazing biscuits and gravy

>>31767097
Nine for it, a few outliers for a straight kiss and 13 for kiss on the cheek by my count.

>>31767087
I think sentience is a prerequisite to having those sorts of feelings in the context of this show.

In which case, she's not acting on those feelings for her own reasons.

>>31767097
kiss on the cheek was the highest voted by far

>>31767146
You're not counting the straight kisses and that option together? I don't necessarily agree with that choice, since that seems to be flavor for straight kiss, but alright.

>>31767136
>The bluer a character's hair, the more likely they are sentient
That'll give John something to be paranoid about.

>>31767097
there were around 7 for it, a couple for different permission options, and 13 for kiss on the cheek

>>31767191
That's why I said weird vote.

I apologize for any consternation but the thread must go on and this honestly isn't that big of a vote. I mean that as OP.

>>31767196
So Kaede is, what? Anti-sentient?

>>31767253
also worst girl

>>31767249
yeah, no kidding. We're 133 posts in and we've only made two decisions. jesus christ, you're going to start having to make Part 2 threads soon.

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>>31767253
>So Kaede is, what? Anti-sentient?

>>31767253
She's just in character.

>>31767278
nah, that's Junko

>>31767253
>>31767278
double worst

>>31767278
You just say that cause she tried to air out our brain when we met her.

>>31767302
A trifling thing, perhaps, but it felt kind of personal.

>>31767302
... she eats the brains of sentients?

>>31767302
I dunno, the implications about her sorta harem, and forcing girls to join even if they're straight(Akeno) is a little creepy even if I like whats been done with her since.

>“Akeno said something about “stealing” my place if I didn’t get in fast enough,” she mutters, “And it was the only thing around…”

Was Akeno talking about stealing her place in bed. As in there's only room for two people on that bed. Or did she mean steal her place in the harem? Implying they're both sentient.

>>31767362
>straight up sexual assault
>repeatedly, according to akeno
>little creepy

>>31767376
They're both already in the harem, and probably know that if they're sentient.

Though we probably should try to get Akeno into full haremite status today.

>>31767376
It's possible she means the place in our heart, or maybe not. It's hard to be sure because we actually don't know a whole lot about our harem girls. Family, past, ect.

>>31767379
Alright, so understatement, but we've only heard about it second hand so far, and it seems only slight different than how a lot of the 'gangs' work at this school.

>>31767399
I rather get Miss Black for some strange reason and I don't like crazy usually

>>31767376
stealing her spot in the bed. you know, hand in ass and all. Akeno is much more into us than Kaname is, in-character.

>>31767442
miss black is going to be a work in progress to get up to full harem, she's only at 10 right now. Akeno is at 26. 4 points shouldn't be that difficult.

I am going to take a moment to sperg out about words.

Sentient means "able to perceive or feel things". Sapient means "able to act with judgement". Essentially, sentience is the animal-level ability to react to the world, and sapience is the actual person-level thinking. Guide, you're using the word "sentient" when you probably mean "sapient", unless everyone but us and Kaname is just an Eliza-esque chatbot with a warm body.

>>31767482
dude, being able to perceive the show is exactly what Sentience is about. as human analogs, they already have sapience, but being able to understand the Meta of their world is exactly what Sentience means.

>>31767482
I don't think either word really fits the situation. My understanding is that 'sentient' members of the show realize it's a show. It's like CHIM from elder scrolls.

>>31767482

The original euphemism was "Aware".

I don't get why this was changed.

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>>31767526
Not exactly like CHIM

>>31767482
No, I think sentient fits. Guide is using it as "Knowing that the character is in a show" and I think that is closer to perceiving than acting.

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>>31766636
You can’t help yourself. You may be a constructed being for the amusement of others, but damn if you don’t feel like a full red blooded person. And you have what is a very attractive girl, who slept next to you and is wearing your shirt, looking at you like that.

But something holds you back just a little, enough for you to remember your promise to her from before. So you don’t kiss her, not on her lips at least. You kiss her on her cheek, rather close to her lips but not quite on them.

Kaname blushes even more at that, her hand squeezing yours back.

Slowly pulling back from the kiss on her cheek, you’re surprised as Kaname leans forward and kisses you, straight on the lips. It’s not a very deep kiss, but it is one that she’s given you, meaning that your promise has been kept.

You kiss her back gently, before she pulls back. You let her go, not wanting to spook her as you’ve seemingly made real progress with her this morning.

“I…thank you,” she says softly, before extracting herself from the pile of limbs and standing languidly, “I’m going to shower, you might want to get started getting ready, it’s Saturday, I’m sure something’s going to happen.”

With that she turns and bends over to gather her clothes quickly, the shirt sliding upwards temptingly before she walks out of the room.

Well, there’s a couple things you could do right now.

>Lay in bed, try to go back to sleep, Tatsuko still has you in her arms and you’re not picky.
>Kaname just sauntered out towards the shower, maybe you can join her.
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
>Other

>>31767575
You know, that actually brings up a question - we should ask kaname how much influence she has on the world. Like, does she have pp or an equivalent?

>>31767482
>Sentient means "able to perceive or feel things"
And the original usage was "sentient of their thoughts, aka being able to perceive their own thoughts". that is, self-awareness. You are aware that you are aware and are a thinking being.
However, over the years that mutated. In modern days many have revised the definition on sentient and instead use the word sapient.

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

Want to snuggle some more, but our breakfast duty calls!

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
ask Tatsuko if she'd like to help, or if she'd rather we just bring her breakfast in bed?

>>31767722
>BREAKFAST MACHINE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A
Need to get up those other points.

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
We have been neglecting our husbando duties.

>>31767722
>>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

We must feed our waifus ambrosia

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
Got to make bitchin' weekend breakfast for the family.

>>31767722
>>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

>>31767722
> Breakfast!
But also offer Tatsuko a piggyback ride downstairs.

>>31767780
I was expecting something more... metal.
I don't know why I would.

It seems the hive mind is back in force.

>>31767803
>>31767760
yes

>>31767722
>BREAKFAST

>>31767810
The biscuitmind, you mean.

>>31767722
So, guide, have you already started writing, or were you expecting anything else?

>>31767810

>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

Time to kick ass and treat the girls to a fine breakfast. They will need it

Heh, good old Harem Quest hivemind.

I love you guys.

>>31767803

Sure why not

>>31767803
maybe let her get dressed first?

>>31767851
Nah, this way she can go right back to sleep afterwards.
Plus, its not like she's going outside.

>>31767760
>...or if she'd rather we just bring her breakfast in bed?

And give her a tender kiss on the cheek if she falls back to sleep. Fucking adorable.

>>31767851
Like she would for Saturday morning breakfast.

>>31767838
I dunno. I always give you guys a chance.

Anyway, going to call writing on this one.

>>31767760
gonna just cast my vote for making all the girls who 're still sleeping their own plate of food and waking them up with a quick kiss
'cept Kaede, since if we kiss her we'll be murdered

>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
we need a theme song

>>31767749
we have been in many many shows as a non main char and never had any there.

>>31768012
Not that anon, but haven't we also only ever had bit roles? From our memories earlier, I don't think we've ever been a true side character before just extras and one-offs.

>>31767988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrNWLDq0EVM
How about this one.

Guys, I've been reading in the past threads, and I think it may be impossible to add Kaede to our harem.

While I was unable to bait Guide into saying either way on Twitter, I think that Harem Owners can't be added into another Harem as a member, because otherwise NTR would ensue, which is a distinctly unprotagonist-like thing to occur, especially in a harem anime. The viewers would be furious.
First point, if you'll recall back when Kaede was introduced:

>she wanted me to join her group of “Friends”

Note that it's a group of "friends"

Second point:

>“So early,” she says with a giggle, “But I guess one won’t hurt anything.”

She routinely wakes up with multiple partners in her bed, she specifically mentioned that it would be fine if it was just one - Kaede already has a harem that is yet to be introduced, one that she does lewd stuff with one or more members every morning.

As such, we can't add her to the Harem, thus she has yet to appear as a potential member in status. In addition, the reason why her affection rises at ??? each time isn't because of Slendere, it's because the show doesn't know how to quantify the not-affection points that we're gaining.

Instead we're gaining "bro points" with her, which the show isn't recognizing, since this is Harem genre, not Shonen/Nakama genre.

Also to note: We are keeping her from her waifus. This is not bro-like behavior and I suggest we find some way to fix it ASAP.

So, question, while we cook, can we turn on saturday morning cartoons?

>>31767988
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_r0MAMWOJE
Like it would be anything else.

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>>31767780
>Picturing this as pans fly everywhere and the smell of breakfast wafts through the air

>>31768081
those are some good points... she could become a bro though.

actually, no wait
>NTR
that means "to take away". in japanese. If we aren't TAKING her AWAY from her harem we are not NTRing them.

>>31768081
it's a good thing Kaede won't be in the harem
the whole 'used to be a lesbian until the MC fucked it out of her' thing is a terrible character archetype

>>31768151
another excellent point

>>31768083
The show would only be able to show cartoons it owns the rights to.

Holy shit we could use this to make sure we aren't being seen by the audience. The MC could start watching a batman movie and talk all he wants about being in a TV show.

>>31768081
Just going to say.

Great reasoning, rather deductive.

But wrong.

>>31768137

If we were to "cure" her with dickings and bring her into the harem like several people have suggested, that would most definitely be taking her away from her harem.

That would definitely be NTR if we did that somehow.

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>>31768151
Maybe she's bisexual.

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>>31768215
>Great reasoning, rather deductive.
>But wrong.

Please Guide. Shut down the white knights more.

>>31768081
>Also to note: We are keeping her from her waifus. This is not bro-like behavior and I suggest we find some way to fix it ASAP.

Well, how many members of Kanae's harem are vanilla waifus and how many were forced into it like Kanae attempted to do with Akeno? If there's even one that was forced to join then I could not give a fuck about helping Kanae.

>>31768081
Also, remember the implication that her group of 'Friends' aren't all willingly part of it.

>>31768215
>Just going to say.

>Great reasoning, rather deductive.

>But wrong.

#REKT #SHOTSFIRED #OFFICERDOWN

You are too good to us, Guide.

>>31768228
>Take her into harem
>She still has her own harem.
>We are actually one of the people in her harem
>We jelly
heh
Althugh I can definitely see how it can LEAD to NTR

>>31768229
Good solution. "I never said I was a lesbian, I was bisexual all along".

>>31768228
>>31768229
>sticking your dick in the crazy

just don't

>>31768370
of course you do, crazy is the best thing to stick your dick into!

>>31768370
I think those were self contained arguments about a specific thing (namely, lesbianity status).
Don't assume that just because they argued against something said by someone from our "side" (the ones that don't want to harem her) doesn't mean that they are against us and are members of the opposite team.

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>>31768137
>she could become a bro though.
We would be the best of bros. Hell, we even have the same hobby: gettin' bitches.
>>31768370
>Not sticking your dick in crazy
The D does not discriminate anon.

>>31768370
>Ms. Black.

>Not Crazy...

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>>31768240

We will never truly be shut down, foul knave.

Both I and Sir Vey-Lance will do our best to defend goodness and chivalry across the land.

>>31768370
You're joking right? crazy describes, like, 9/10 of our harem. and we have 5 girls.

>>31768425
She's a good kind of crazy though. Like the warp.

>>31768425
Ms. Black is the best kind of crazy

>>31768370
>sticking your dick in the crazy
but that is the most fun place to stick it
>>31768424
>Hell, we even have the same hobby
haha, we sure do. we have a harem of girls, she has a harem of girls. match made in heaven

... I can't wait to see the interaction between our two harems though, it would be hilarious

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>>31768370

>>>/a/

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>>31768536
Watch out guys. The player hater(s) may soon be arriving!

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>>31767722
Despite the gentle warmth of Tatsuko against your back, Kaname’s warning strikes true, at least slightly. Saturday, any day without school really, is going to be a busy day for PLOT. So, you gently take Tatsuko’s hand, actually it turns into more of a prying motion and lever her off of you as gently as you can.

You manage to slip out from under her arm quick enough to avoid the swipe she attempts to use to get you back with. Thinking quickly, you take your pillow and drop it in her arms, which she quickly grabs and mumbles into, you hear something about “skiing” you think.

Shaking your head, you go downstairs in your boxers, grabbing a shirt and a pair of shorts to put on over your boxers before heading to the kitchen to cook breakfast. With a brief gesture and a yawn, you get your automated equipment out and look into the fridge. There’s still quite a lot inside of it, but you don’t want to overdo anything too much. So you simply decide to make waffles, with some appropriate sides.

After about half an hour you decide that you may need to fix your idea of “appropriate sides” seeing as how you’ve nearly cooked as much as the breakfast where you nearly made Nirvana on a plate. But you managed to restrain yourself, a little bit. So instead you simply have a simply amazing meal instead of one which might make people need new panties.

As you finish up, Kaname comes down, dressed in some casual clothes, followed closely by Tatsuko, who seems to still be nearly asleep, wearing the same long shirt from yesterday with some panties and holding the pillow you left her as she rubs her eye.

“I see you’ve made your usual amazing spread,” Kaname says, eagerly grabbing two plates, setting one in front of Tatsuko as the sleepy girl simply plops down into a chair.

“I restrained myself a little,” you comment, “I didn’t make EVERYTHING.”

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>>31768625
Kaname snorts, as Kaede, Chris and Nanoha come down the stairs, Riela and Imca close behind, Imca seemingly rather excited at the prospect of more food.

They all file in, light chatter filling the kitchen as the grab food and begin eating.

However, after a little bit you notice that Akeno isn’t down yet. Normally this wouldn’t concern you, but after Kaname’s comments earlier…

>She’s fine, she’ll be down in her own time.
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
>Panic slightly, it might be…well something.
>Other

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
Gotta stay in character.

>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

We really need to ward the house up so we can feel a little more secure here.

>>31768681
> Breakfast in bed
With automated spatula on standby for self defense/spanking

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in be

>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768681
I see no Kaede in that description. I'm thinking lesbian antics... Possibly not consensual.
>Panic slightly, it might be…well something.

>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

Get that last affection point to full Harem status by saving her from Lydia/Kaede.

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768748
No, she's in the description.

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
Were all those girls staying in Kaede's room. I think it's really sad she's getting more action than the MC

>>31768681
>Riela and Imca
Wait, they're living in the house now?

>>31768709
Both of these. I forgot all about wards.

>>31768783

Derp. You're right, I'm wrong, I owe you a present.

>>31768797

Different rooms, man. And besides, we were getting some significant action in there.

>>31768812
Don't know where else they'd go if they're under our protection.

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768812
We took them in off the street because they wanted to defect from their dumbasshole leader.

>>31768812
They're rollin' with the Gs now.

>>31768812
We invited them into our 'gang' so they'd stop attacking us, remember? Admittedly, I don't remember setting up sleeping arrangements, but I'm assuming Guide just did that in the background.

>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

Mild paranoia.

>>31768812
Seems like. We should findout if the living arrangement shifted or the house just grew a new room for them.

>>31768812

Of course.

Probably not according to rules, but it's better than leaving them sleeping with Lydia after they betrayed her.

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>>31768625
>>31768681
>you hear something about “skiing” you think.
I see what you did there Guide. Either that, or I'm just a weaboo and making assumptions.
In any case,
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768681
Definitely breakfast in bed, we can start to get upset if she isn't there.

>>31768885
care to explain?

>>31768853
I kind of figured they just had normal dorm rooms. Them showing up at the house for breakfast is fine, it's just weird they moved in.

>>31768909
The Japanese word for 'like' is 'suki', pronounced almost identically as the English word 'ski'.

>>31768909
What this guy said.

>>31768941
That's adawwable.

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>>31768909
In nip-nong, "Daisuki" (I probably spelt that wrong) means "I love you". There is a harem anime trope where a heroine will say "Daisuke" and the MC will mishear and think she's talking about skiing or the moon (Tsuki). /a/ sends it's regards.

Looks like you're taking her breakfast in bed.

And yes, Riela and Imca moved in, seeing as hwo you can't really have them be in your gang if they aren't close by.

>>31768851
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231158
Here the houses layout. Some of the rooms had bunk beds. I assume the two new girls are just rooming with the other girls.

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>>31768885
>>31768941
>>31768986

>>31768941
ooh.. I can't believe I missed that. I actually know a (very little) japanese including this word

>>31769000
Am I wrong in assuming that since we're in a private dorm for problem cases in a magic setting that our house just has enough rooms (beds) for its occupants, reguardless of how many people are living there?

>>31768986
>Daisuki
actually dai = big / very much
suki = love
daisuki = I love you very much

Dai can be used for many other things too, daikatana is a big katana, daikon is a big raddish

>>31768986
>/a/ sends it's regards
Thank you. Your already more helpful than most of /a/. They usually don't like answering questions.

>>31769029
It probably also means Tatsuko is not the "Secret BBEG" some people think she is, if she's saying she loves us in her dreams. Unless she's talking about someone else.

>>31769020

>5 girls came down the stairs
>Two bedrooms on the top floor

Either everyone's piling in Chris' room, or Kaede now has some new harem members.

>>31769090
naw, it just confirms that Tatsuko is best girl.

>>31769101

....Guide?

>>31769058
Maybe...

It's remarkable how perceptive some of you are.


>>31769101
>>31769118
Three floors.

>>31769077
I've heard that "suki" is a fairly calm term for "like", "daisuki" is a stronger term with potential iimplications, and "ai" is a rather unmistakable "I love this person".

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>>31769090

>That spoiler

>>31769101
4 rooms, 2 with bunkbeds, 1 with a king. I guess the 4th is a single?

So that's room for 7? people. We have 8, but three slept on the king last night. Everyone could fit, but they would have to shuffle rooms around.

>>31769077
Right, my bad. That was the gist of it though.

>>31769101
>>31769118
The house has three floors. Two bedrooms on the top one and three on the middle floor. The kitchen is on the ground floor. So going to any of the bedrooms would require going upstairs.

>>31768986
>>31769077
Getting nitpicky here, but 'suki' can be used for like as in like and like as in like like. You could say, "I suki ice cream" and "I suki Anon," and it would be inferred from context that they are different kinds of like. 'Aishiteru' is translated as 'love,' but a very serious love. Like, 'I want to marry you' love.

>>31769090
If Tatsuko ends up betraying us, I will cry like a little girl.

>>31769141
you are correct. suki is "like", daisuki is "like very much", ai is "love".
Often they would use all three as the relationship improves, and depending on their shyness level

>>31769224
So it's basically just the English word "like", including all the surface and deeper-level meaning.

>>31769090
I'm the guy who started the whole "Tatsuko is the bad guy" thing, and I said it just to make everyone start jumping at shadows and needlessly paranoid.

>>31769224
To be fair, you can say "I love steak" or "I love gold"

>>31769233
we will forgive her, tell her we still love her, and win her back

>>31769270
We will cure her with aggressive hand-holding.

>>31769270
Someone likes getting stabbed in the back.

>>31769244
Pretty much, yeah. Think of 'suki' as 'like' and 'daisuki' as 'really like' and you've got it.

>>31769270
You wouldn't use 'ai' in that case.

>>31769156
5 bedrooms total.
>room 1
king sized bed = Tatsuko
>room 2
single bed = Kaname
>room 3
bunk beds = Kaede
>room 4
bunk beds = Akeno
>room 5
bunk beds = Chris and Nanoha

>>31769270
I suspect there is no language on Earth with completely unambiguous terms for "like" and "love". Reserved people are almost always going to use weaker terms of endearment,at least initially, and uninhibited people might use stronger terms, resulting in confusion as to what is actually meant.

It'd be an interesting question to ask a professor of linguistics.

>>31769355
Yeah, i didn't count kaede cause she's a psycho lesbian and sending girls into that isn't something we'd do.

>>31769355
This is what I gathered from reading these two posts. I could be wrong tho.
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231158
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231731

So when do we all become Animagi?

>>31769435
Whenever we get bored of regular sex, I suppose.

The paste bin didn't get updated. Ms Black should be at 10 attraction.

>>31769435
That is called a druid, and never because mixing classes is bad. We should always advance our wizard casting on levelup.
We can temporary assume the form of other creatures. in fact at high level we get this ability
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/polymorphAnyObject.htm

>>31769697
at that point we also have a choice to make.
do we permanently assume the shape (and most powers) of a dragon, a demon lord, or an archangel. (listed from weakest to strongest)

>>31769697
>not shapechange
do you even wizzard

>>31769645
Oh hey, there's a new combat stat...and tatsuko is weak at it.

I roll to disbelieve.

>>31769730
nah, she's a caster. give her a sword she won't know what to do.

>>31769721
>dragon
>weakest
oh anon, you're so funny

>>31769721
>>31769726
oh crap, i mixed this thread up with magic university quest (set in dnd world).

the animagus question threw me off. sorry

>>31769749
Not sure where you get 'sword' from 'combat'

Tatsuko punches things until they're puree. Casting seems to be a side gig.

>>31769730
Eh, that's just her base form, not her berserk mode.

>>31769730
Given Chris's combat stat, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "melee combat with weapons".

Tatsuko strikes me as more of a "rip apart with bear hands" fighter.

>>31769758
relatively speaking, it is. Demon lords and archangels are stronger

>>31769749
Isn't she more a muscle wizard though?

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>>31768681
While you are worried about Akeno slightly, it’s not really due to the likelihood of physical harm coming to her. If anything you’ve seen her be more emotionally vulnerable than anything. So you gather up some food on a plate and head upstairs, waving at Kaname as you go to let her know what’s going on.

As you head towards the room Akeno is in, you wonder how she could possibly be asleep at this time. Really though, even Tatsuko is awake right now.

But what you don’t find in her room is Akeno herself. There are a few rumpled sheets on what you assume is her bed and just some clean ones on the top and other bunkbeds. This gets you slightly worried, not too bad just yet but certainly enough that your mind starts wandering.

Pausing to wonder where she might be, you hear the shower running. Well, that was likely where she was at the moment. Walking over to the bathroom, you here sounds of the water running, then it shuts off.
Taking a few more steps, you’re stop, wondering if you should just wait or go back downstairs when the door opens.

While you’ve seen many things in your short time being alive or whatever it is, you can’t help but stare as Akeno walks out of the shower in a damp robe, hair down and sash loose. While none of the girls you’ve met, even Kaede you must admit, are unattractive, Akeno’s body has the approximate proportions to be put into the dictionary next to “Raw sex appeal”.

Seeing you apparently takes Akeno by surprise as well, her eyes widening slightly at the sight of you.

“John,” she says, “you brought me breakfast.”

“I was worried about you,” you say, “everyone else was already down.”

“You were, worried about me?” she asks, seemingly surprised, “Why were you worried about me?” The last part seems more…curious, than the other.

>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
>Because I care about you.
>Because Kaname said some things that spooked me.
>Other.

>>31769768
Actually, that explains why she's not good at combat. She doesn't really have a style or anything, just brute strength enhanced with blasting magic.

>>31769788
>"rip apart with bear hands"
So her hands transform into bear paws and she tears them apart? Damn.

>>31769798
>>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
>>Because I care about you.

>>31769730

Also, Akeno is supposedly the same level of combat ability as Chris, despite Guide telling us earlier that Chris is far weaker in combat than Akeno and Tatsuko, and those two have fuckhuge combat modifiers.

>>31769730
>>31769779
Her physical stat is still at master. I think the combat stat is about technique and training. Tatsuko is crazy strong but she has no actual martial arts training. She just hits things with hulk strength.

If you look at it that way it would make sense that she's weak in that stat.

>>31769798
>Other.

"N-N-N-NANDEMONAI"

And then we run away.

And for a brief moment, the viewers have a heart attack.

That's when we pop our head back in and give the real response.

>>31769798
>Because, uhhh, I didn’t want you to miss breakfast!

>>31769798
>>Other.
The last two mornings have been catastrophes of one sort or another. Nothing had happened yet today, and you hadn't shown up yet.