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>>31777543

"Relax, I'm just fucking with you. You should really lighten up, you know, it's bad for us to have such a huge stick up our asses." Another chuckle. "Anyway, Girl A's sitting out the party because I think it'd be in our best interests, both in the short and long term, that she does." You see your Rank Leader lean back and cross her arms over her chest. "How's that? Satisfy your curiosity any?"

...Well, it sort of does, you suppose...not in any really satisfying way, but it's something for you to go on.

"Hah, listen to this kid." Malal shakes her helmed head. "Like I said, you'll find out when you get there. As for Silent Room Regalia...well..." The Culexus leans forward, gloved hands on her knees, before nodding at you. "Kharn. Kharn's there."

Kharn? But...isn't Kharn supposed to be giving the Eversors their deployment speech right now...?

"That's why I told you to make sure no one will be following you, right?" Malal replies, just as what sounds like applause thunders around her. "Right, I need to pour our Warmaster another peppermint chocolate shake. I'm counting on you, Yuma."

Right. Okay. You'll...you'll do your best.

"You always do." One final chuckle. "Malal out."

You feel a chill stab its way through your spine as the connection is severed - and when you lift your visor back up, Cavefish's mouth falls open. "Whoa. Everything okay, Yuma-chan? You look kinda pale, there. What'd Malal want?"

...Wait, she knew it was Malal? Shit, is your suit malfunctioning or something?!

The musclebound blonde grins. "Hah, I guessed correctly! Nah, nothing's wrong with your suit. But your shoulders really bunch up whenever you're talking to her." As if to demonstrate, Cavefish tenses her own pauldroned shoulders, the musculature bulging there. "See? You were like this the entire conversation. I think that's what they call a tell, or something."

Ah. That's...yeah, you can see why.

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>>31777560

Dammit. You have to catch that kind of thing, really.

"Is it more errands for you, then?" Cavefish reaches for another plated portion of very unhealthy-looking bacon. "Gonna wash the Warmaster's car or something?"

How do you respond?

[]Tell her about your errands, and have her accompany you. Malal's up to something, and you'd like some company.
[]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

>>31777566
[x]Tell her about your errands, and have her accompany you. Malal's up to something, and you'd like some company.
Sounds fun.

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>>31777566
>[x]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

>>31777566
>[x]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

>>31777566
[x]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

>>31777566
>[X]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.
I have a feeling she gonna be busy.

You don't give a job like pouring the Warmaster a peppermint chocolate shake a name like "protocol 8"

>>31777566
>[x]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

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>>31777566
>[]Tell her about your errands, and have her accompany you. Malal's up to something, and you'd like some company.

Lets do this!

>>31777566
[]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.
Yuma is allowed to be a dildo right guys?

>>31777621
She totally is, yes.

>>31777566
>[x]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.
can't forget about that. If that protocol doesn't send her to do stuff right away, we might still have her along until we go for the silent room.

>>31777560
Christ that bucket is ugly.

>>31777566
>[X]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

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>>31777593
>>31777601
>>31777612
>>31777613
>>31777616
>>31777621
>>31777645
>All those people voting for the NO FUN ALLOWED-Option

>>31777566
>[X]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

>>31777688
But Protocol 8!

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>>31777560

This closes our first voting period of the day.

Thank you for your participation!

>>31777566
>[X]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

>>31777566
[X]Tell her about Protocol 8 and excuse yourself. Malal never told you to be quiet, you got the idea that she wants to keep this under wraps.

Knowing Malal, neither option would matter in the end. Fucking Culuxes and their precognitive bullshit.

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>>31777688

NO FUN ALLOWED
EVER!!!!

>>31777706
Double Malal!

But soon, it will be zero.

>>31777705
>>31777706

You... DOUBLE MALAL

>>31777705
>13:40:05

>>31777706
>13:40:04

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>>31777705
>>31777706

Woops!

Anyways, here's a comic!

>>31777705
>>31777706
Man, what are the odds?

>[x]Tell her about your errands, and have her accompany you. Malal's up to something, and you'd like some company.

Come on, guys, are we gonna let Malal bully us around all our life?

Probably. lol

>>31777740

my sides.

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>>31777740
The cutest!

>>31777688
I had fun once.

It was dildoes.

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>>31777706
>>31777705
hahaha

>>31777740
all my sides

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>>31777773

>>31777740
Kuma-chan actually appearing in a drawing? And its adorable?
Impossible!

>>31777740
Midori knows where it's at.

>>31777740
Black Rock Shootah
Just what the fuck are you doing?

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Dumpan random noir drawings.

>>31777816

Ostensibly, she's helping Midori draw MMxMM.

Ostensibly.

And now I rush of to try and make it to work in time.

Bye!

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>>31777816
BEING THE BEST ASSISTANT'S ASSISTANT

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tfw no embodiment of despair gf

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Sweaty Muscle Sayaka

>>31777740
After reading the original so many times it felt weird going left to right.

Very cute.

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>>31777740
>Kuma-chan

I.. I cant deal with this! 2qt4me

>>31777876
I know I've read the original, but I don't remember what it is.
Help, please.

>>31777826
>>31777838
>>31777853

I love them all

>>31777876

Ahahaha, thanks. Just a goofy edit, but it was still fun anyway

>>31777920
I don't have the whole thing in one image but here is a link to the comic.

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/playing_with_dolls

I recommend reading all the works by the same artist. He's quite funny.

>>31777837
Kumatora is an artistic genius.

>>31777946
Ah, I knew I'd read it recently.
I went on a SFW binge on dynasty-scans the other day, so no wonder I had a hard time placing it.

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>>31777601 >>31777612 >>31777613

You drain your own iced tea before slamming the visor of your helmet down, masking your features. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Washing the Warmaster's car. Yeah, definitely just something like that.

Christ. You know she doesn't really mean anything ill about it, but sometimes the Rank Leader can get really fucking annoying. Nothing as bad as Kirika, of course - you've heard enough from gossiping Eversors in the hallways about just how sadistic the Eversor Rank Leader could be - but she still could rankle you like no one else.

You're not sure if it's her always talking like she knows everything YOU want to know, but she's not going to tell you anything but the most tantalizing hints because she's an asshole like that - or her laser-like focus on messing with YOU and just YOU. She never pulled that intimidation shit earlier with anyone else - not even Cavefish, and she's usually everyone's patsy. You've forgotten how many times you had to force yourself not to react, to refuse to be baited - but unlike a schoolyard bully who's really only doing it because they're acting out a bad childhood, that even served to fire her up more, making her redouble her efforts.

"Well, if that's all it is, you'd better get to it, then." Cavefish grins up at you. "If you need any help, you know my helmet frequency, right?"

...Ah. Yeah, you do. But...you don't think she'll be able to help you anyway.

"Eh? Why's that?" The blonde blinks, spooning ketchup all over her pancakes and scrambled eggs. "Miss Malal had something for me too, or what?"

Yeah, she did. Something about Protocol 8? You have no idea what it means, but she told you that Cavefish would know what it meant.

[1/2]

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>>31777838

Something to complement this one!

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>>31777985

As soon as the vox-speakers on your helmet spit out those words, you see the muscular blonde's own face pale very slowly, her eyes widening. Her fork - which had been en-route to stabbing its tines into ketchup-slathered eggs and pancakes - is slowly lowered and placed back on her plate. As if the usually-hearty appetite of the blonde muscular giant has suddenly been extinguished right then and there.

"Protocol 8, huh...?" Cavefish looks down at her gloved hands - and you're stunned to see that her fingers are shaking. "It's...I was expecting this, honestly, but to actually hear it..."

What? Expecting what? You sit back down, before reaching out and grabbing both of your friend's gloved hands with your own. Cavefish? What the hell is Protocol 8? What's wrong? You don't understand--

"I-I'm fine," Cavefish stands up suddenly, a smile frozen on her face. "Just...just fine, Yuma-chan! It's..it's just a really long errand, that's all. I gotta run and get it started, or else it won't get done in time!" She snatches her own brutally-jawed helmet off of the table and hastily crams it on top of her head - the gruesomely-pupilled eyes lighting up as it activates. "You go do what Miss Malal asks you to, and pronto!"

B-but...Cavefish! HEY!

No dice. Even with you shouting her name, Cavefish's tall, muscular bulk does not even so much as look back at you as she sprints down the corridor. Leaving behind the plated portions that she was just about to devour.

You glance down at her abandoned fork, before turning back to look at the direction where she'd run off to.

What the hell was Protocol 8 anyway...?

Ngh. You'll have to ask press Cavefish about this later. Probably tickle her until she HAS to tell you.

Anyway, what do you do now?

[]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.
[]Go to Silent Room Regalia. Better to get this out of the way first...

Rolled 10, 9, 10 = 29

>>31778000
>[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

>>31778000
[X]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

>>31778000
Order of efficiency. Whichever is physically closest first, and see if we can squeeze that trip to see Haruka in there someplace.

>>31778000
>[X]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.
lets talk to Murderface first and save the surprise for later

>[x]Go to Silent Room Regalia. Better to get this out of the way first...

I think we should rip the bandaid off early!

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>>31778000

[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

I doubt we are going to get any answers to why Girl A is sitting this one out.

I can imagine that she will have a bad reaction to Walpurgisnacht.

>>31778000
[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.
Yuma is a good girl after all.

>>31777985
That helmet looks unbelievably goofy.

>>31778000
>[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

>>31778000
>[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.
Shit gets real.

>>31778000
>[x]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

[x] go to girl A's quarters.

>>31778000
>[]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

What fun

>>31778000
[X]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.

in order

>>31778000
[X]Go to Girl A's Quarters. Might as well do your errands the same order you got them.


I know why the Warmaster is in the Silent Room. She knows what will happen to Malal, and she wants to stop it but Malal won't let her.

Also, anyone else think that Cavefish will start killing people in no time? People on our side I mean, Protocol 8 sounds way too suspicious.

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>>31777740
Awesome, Hat-chan!
>instinctively reading it right to left

>>31778138
It's practically screaming "backstab".

>>31778138
>>31778227

that, or preparations to sacrifice them all. Remember how Culexus can do an all out finall attack at the cost of their life?
Oh, or something with Kharn. She's not in a silent room for the tasteful interior design I think.

>>31778299
This explains Kyoko being able to be near them.

Let's cook 200 pancakes.

>>31778366
Oh man, oh god please no.

>>31778299
Remember how the 9th Officio lost a whole bunch of Culexus recently and we don't have many left?

I'm pretty sure that's what this flashback is about.

Rolled 3, 7, 5 = 15

>>31778506

Gee, ye think.

It's been explicitly mentioned by decu that fighting off an additional site of the Walpurgisnacht was the cause of the 9th losing all but Yuma.

>>31778506
Walpurgisnacht is a pivotal history point in general . Not just Culexus but also Kharn, and probanly other stuff, and we dont have any memory of it

>>31778026 >>31778033 >>31778040 >>31778037

You decide to do your errands the same order as you got them, which means checking up on Girl A's the first on your list. You polish off a plated portion of strawberry cake - it's little more than half a slice, and should do just fine to give you that extra boost for whatever bullshit Malal has planned for you - and it's with double-time that you run towards the only elevator in the floor, the one that would lead you up to the floors where the rest of the Officio go about their daily duties.

Up to the floors where Culexus - that is, besides the popular and highly-respected Equerry, Miss Malal - are not only ignored, but also avoided. Sometimes even ostracized entirely.

Well, that's sort of an exaggeration, really. Ever since Malal began enforcing rules for Eversor and Vindicare squads to take a Culexus with them during certain kinds of missions, the icy interaction between the rest of the Officio and their hardsuit-wearing comrades had begun to thaw into something...lukewarm.

It wasn't complete and utter acceptance, of course, no Culexus would ever be warmly accepted into a squad with the same intimacy and unity as they would receive an Eversor or a Vindicare - but it was something approaching camaraderie, an amiable working relationship, and that was enough for the Equerry for now.

You've experienced it firsthand yourself, just as you were experiencing it now. As you stepped out of the elevator - the car having brought you up to the floor where Girl A's quarters would be - those that spotted your helm and suit from afar did not suddenly stop in their tracks and go the other way. Those who passed by you didn't click their tongues in derision, or shared hushed whispers.

Not one of them even tried to throw you out a window.

No one talked to you, of course, but hey, it's a net gain for everyone as far as you're concerned. You can always count on Malal to strong-arm a solution where everyone came out winners.

[1/2]

>>31778547

With most of the Vindicares already having been deployed overseas, and the Eversor ranks either at the general assembly hall to listen to the Warmaster's speech, or at least making their way towards it - this particular wing of quarters was deserted.

You keep walking, looking out for a particular door - and you find it at the farthest end. Instead of a black metal plate with the occupant's name engraved upon it, the door slot instead bears a folded-up piece of paper, with the name 'Girl A' written in pen and then crossed out with the same ink.

The ridiculous nickname that the Warmaster gave her pet, 'Murderface', is then written below that, with a different hand and a different pen.

Well. Here goes nothing.

How do you approach this?

[]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.
[]Yell her name, ask if she's alright from behind the door. No need to trap yourself in the same room with this psycho.

>>31778566
[X]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.

Rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12

>>31778566
>[x]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.

Professional Yuma is Professional.

>>31778566
[X]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.

Malal gave us a job, we will do it thoroughly.

>>31778566
>[x]Yell her name, ask if she's alright from behind the door. No need to trap yourself in the same room with this psycho.

>>31778566
[x] Knock on her door
We might hate her but we can't shirk our duty because of that

>>31778566
[X]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.

>>31778566
>[]Yell her name, ask if she's alright from behind the door. No need to trap yourself in the same room with this psycho.

Fuck... Murderface, is it?
What the he'll was Kharn thinking?

Are the Golden Axes based on W40K weapons?
I'm gonna need references.

>>31778566
>[X]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.

>>31778566
>[x]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.
Malal told us to make sure she's not too bored. Can't really do that from outside.

>>31778612
Yes, they're called chainaxes.

You can just google "chainaxe".

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>>31778566
>[x]Yell her name, ask if she's alright from behind the door. No need to trap yourself in the same room with this psycho.

"Everyone hates Murderface" , I feel like this has Sitcom Potential.

[x]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here..

>>31778612
Google "Gorefather"

>>31778623
>"Everyone hates Murderface" , I feel like this has Sitcom Potential.
How has this not been thought of before?

>>31778566
[x]Yell her name, ask if she's alright from behind the door. No need to trap yourself in the same room with this psycho.
Well, you can say "Hey, can I come in?" and if she answers just say "ok, that's cool. See you around!" and bugger off.

>>31778621
>>31778628
Huh, thanks.
Did Decu do a drawing of the combined state, Blood God?

>>31778566
>[X]Knock on the door and ask to be let in. You need to be thorough here.
what's the problem of being trap in the same room with this psycho?

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>>31778623
I dunno, shouldn't it be 'Everybody loves Murderface'?

After all, everyone hated that grating motherfucker Raymond too.

>>31778696
A) She's a psycho who stuck a bullet in our incubator the second she opened her eyes
B) she apparently has the same effect on Culexus as culexus have on normal MGs

>>31778738
>Murderface Hates (almost) Everyone
would probably be nearer to the mark.

Just randoim reminder:

Misaka is in need of screentime. We've been ignoring her in game for a while now.

Who knows, maybe she has an idea of where the red culexus hardsuit came from.

Also, reminder that Misaka was once did techpriest-ish things.

So yeah, just a reminder

>>31778639

>Omegon slowly opens the door
>Murderface sitting in only her undies at her desk, disassembling and reasembling some gun, two cigarettes in hour mouth
>Silent laughter in the background
>Omegon glares at her for a few seconds
>Murderface silently glares back
>Girl A: "...What?"
>Laughtrack gets louder
>Girl A: "I was busy polishing my goods."
>Laughtrack still gets even louder you hear that one obnoxious guy who cant contain himself
>Omegon stares.
>Girl A:"Whats so important that Malal sent out her gimp for me..?"
>Laughtrack reaches maximum hilarity, you can hear people in the audience dying through asphyxiation because they cant stop laughing

>>31778779

It's just like one of my American sitcoms!

>>31778775
Shit, when was the last time we pat her head?
No love for Iori

>>31778826
I think we went and saw her during a time skip before the most recent mission.

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>>31778775
she also have Blade Wolf can't forget that

>>31778888
>thumbnail
quads, wasted

>>31778888
oh shit nigger what are you doing?

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>>31778957
sorry I had no pic of him in this PC and was in a hurry to find one

>>31778826
>No love for Iori
why?

>>31778974
Who?

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>>31778974

Because she is so... fragile

>>31779016
I fear her forehead laser if she becomes a MG

>>31779026
This

>>31779016
I'm imagining her doing that to Kyubey.

"I do not understand."

>>31778585 >>31778588 >>31778589 >>31778599

As tempting as it is to half-ass this particular errand - it'd be so easy to just bang on her door, wait for her to react audibly before making a run for it - you find yourself deciding to do the watch-wearing dildo thing and take this seriously.

It's not like you've ever shirked in your duties before, anyway - you always chose to do them professionally, even if Malal herself advised you to take the easy route. If it's anything worth doing, it's worth doing well, and that's served you right all these years. You're not going to stop now, not...three hours or so till the end of the world.

Balling a gloved hand into a fist, you rap your steel-plated knuckles smartly against the heavy wooden door leading to Girl A's room. You also crank up the volume of your vox-speaker the slightest bit, allowing you to project your voice through the thick door without having to strain your own voice from yelling.

"Girl A!" Your vox-enhanced voice echoes down the empty corridor - and any other day, you'd have felt guilty for disturbing the wing's other occupants. No chance of that now, though. "Open up! I have to check if you're okay!"

...

Well, alright, that wasn't exactly the most polite of greetings OR requests - but you're not exactly in a very polite mood here. Not even when you think back on your first meeting with her, with Girl A simply looking at you with dead, tired eyes, calling you a fuckface, and then throwing up all over your boots.

Oh, and she shot at you that one time, too. She missed, of course, because you were in the middle of pinning her to the floor along with the other Culexus. Trying to calm her down during one of her 'episodes'. She did wing Cavefish then, but the blonde giant had simply laughed it off.

Girl A took offense to that, and shot Cavefish's kneecaps off with a sawed-off shotgun she pulled out of fucking nowhere.

You nearly broke your back having to carry the giant to the Venenum..

[1/2[

>>31779096

...Shit. Maybe you should've taken the time to be polite, at least? Fuck's sake, you don't want to have to spend the rest of your three hours left cleaning your boots, or running to the Venenum to get a bullet wound patched up. You could probably shut her Soul Gem down before she could, but Malal'd definitely know, and start asking questions--

"Y-yes? Who is it, please?"

...What? That's...was that Girl A? The girl that spoke as if she'd been gargling gravel for ten years, and swore as easily as breathing? THE GIRL THAT MADE CAVEFISH CRY?

The door opens the slightest crack, and it's here that you see a pair of fearful purple eyes behind glasses, peering from around the door.

"The Angel told me not to open the door to anyone," Girl A murmurs meekly. "U-unless...unless it was Yuma Yuckypants, she said..."

The...the Angel?

The crack widens a bit further, and it's here that you see more of the strange girl - namely, her hair. It seems to have suddenly grown out, a thick black curtain almost touching the floor. With her untransformed and only wearing the usual white nightgown, she almost looks younger than you, if it weren't for the fact that she was slightly taller. "O-oh. She...she had a spookier helmet than yours, a-and she had a really nice voice...n-not that yours isn't any nice, of course, it's just a bit too loud for me." she adds hastily. "A-anyway, the Angel told me to stay here until she came back, and to not let anyone in..."

...Miss Malal, what did you do to Girl A? What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?

[]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.
[]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

>>31779016
is that a dildo I see?

Rolled 6, 8, 2 = 16

>>31779105
>[x]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

...Braids?

wtfffffffff.....

>>31779105
>[X]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

Try to handle things on your own for ow, but prepare to freak out at a moment's notice

>>31779105
>[]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

This counts as "Not Okay".

>>31779105
>[]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

>>31779105
>[]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A

>>31779105
>why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A
More like "why not sooner".

No, this is weird, and bears further investigation, because in no way can we report this as her being "okay"
>[x]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants

>>31779105
>[x]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

>>31779105
>[]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.
>[]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.
Also, reluctantly call her Murderface.

>>31779105
>[x]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

>>31779105
[X]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

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>>31777740
>Passionate, huh?
Haha, I couldn't help myself.

>>31779105
[X]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

>>31779105
>[x]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.
Malal mind-wiping Murderface. By gawd!

>>31779105
>[X]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in.
then
>[X]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.
seriously WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS THIS MOEMURA KIND OF ANSWER?

>>31779105

[x]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

Well, this is interesting. Its obvious why she is sitting Walpurgisnacht out. She isn't going to help anyone like this.

>>31779132
No, not even braids.

This is more like Tabula Rasa.

Explains why shes not participating though... she'd be no use like this, and Fucking Malal obviously wanted us to see her like this.

She knew we'd be too much of a dildo not to do this right.

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>>31779105
AHAHAHA
Malal lied all along about having mind-wiped Murderface. WHO'DA FUCKEN THUNK that she'd be a liar, you know, the most tricky and the most twisty culexus of them all.
[x] Do both

>>31779105
>[x]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

Not cool Malal. Not cool.

>>31779105
[X]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

the fuck?

>>31779105
[x]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.
[x]WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>31779105
[]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.
Malal told her to let us in, ergo us going in is part of Malal's plan, which clearly as a good little dildo we want to stick to.

Is this the first of the amnesia episodes that Murderface had that people bring up from time to time?

>>31779105
>[x]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

>>31779105
>>31779203
>[x] Do both

Most reasonable vote so far.

Better question. IF malal mindwiped us, why are we Murderface later.

I think Yuma is right. Its not Malal did this.

Its something to do with Walpurgisnacht.

I'm sure we could take more than a few guesses on why someone would want to lobotomize Murderface. Like making the world a better place for example.

>>31779105
[x]Reveal your identity as Yuma Yuckypants, and ask to be let in. Maybe you'll find more answers by talking to Girl A instead.

>>31779105
[x] Reveal your identity
While
[x] Voxing Malal and asking what the ever loving FUCK she did to this girl

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>>31779105
>>31779179
>>31779203
>>31779209
>>31779236
>It seems to have suddenly grown out, a thick black curtain almost touching the floor.

You people seem to confuse cause and effect. Malal mindwiping Chiaki wouldnt have made her hair suddenly grow back. Its more plausible that Malal knew that some change would occur in Girl A so close to Walpurgisnacht. Thats why Malal sent Yuma, to check up on her.

Do you even FORESHADOWING

>>31779105
>[]Call Malal right fucking NOW, and ask why THE FUCK did she lobotomize Girl A.

DEECUUUUUUUUU

>>31779236
Malal could have just suppressed the memories temporarily, not erased them completely.

That being said, Homura does have a strong link to Walpurgisnacht (she fought the thing who knows how many times), so its possible that the incoming presence of WN caused this.

>>31779287
>(she fought the thing who knows how many times)
Almost 20k times.

When magical girls have flashbacks, man, they have flashbacks.

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>>31779236

That would make sense. Walpurgisnacht was the very reason why Homura contracted and she would have died there is Madoka didn't ask her to turn back time and stop her from being tricked by QB.

the suspense is killing me!

NYAN NYAN!

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>>31779672

What is love?

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>>31779672
>>31779707

Rolled 3, 7, 6 = 16

>>31779707

Because Kyoko

>>31779672
Skip to Deculture!

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WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM

Post legs.

RULES OF NATURE!

>>31779672
NYAN NYAN

>>31779132 >>31779140 >>31779146 >>31779152

Alright, alright, Yuma. Stay calm, you tell yourself. Things are weird, but they're not that weird. And there's probably a very rational explanation for all of this, one that your Rank Leader will readily supply when you confront her with this. Yeah.

Because Miss Malal may be many things - including a few choice ones that you won't name at the moment, because you're not trusting yourself enough to scream them out loud - but she's not someone to do something so drastic without a good reason. Malal doesn't just reach in and scoop out someone's memories from her mind like a cantaloupe and leave them a blank, smiling doll.

"H-hello?" Girl A reaches out and pokes at your visor with one hesitant finger. "Um, if you're not Yuma Yuckypants, I need to close the door and get back to reading." She smiles, a rather childlike and innocent one. "The Angel promised she'd give me something nice if I manage to clean all the guns she lent me before she comes back."

You blink here, before slamming your hand against the closing door, stopping it from completely shutting in your face. Girl A squeaks here, both in surprise and fear, and your retinal display automatically zooms in to the fact that tears are welling up in her eyes. Threatening to spill over.

"A-ah. Sorry about that." You murmur, your vox-speakers automatically ratcheting down the volume a few notches, somehow detecting your need to appear friendly at the moment. Friendly and harmless. "I'm actually who the...the Angel was talking about." You take a deep breath, before releasing it as a sigh. "I'm...I'm Yuma Yuckypants. You need to let me in."

You pull in another breath here, anticipating her resistance, to have her narrow her eyes and ask you to provide some identification - even just one iota of the guardedness and paranoia of the girl that impressed Kharn so much she gave her the most awful nickname in the world. Instead, she frowns and shakes her head.

[1/2]

>>31779814

You pull in another breath here, anticipating her resistance, to have her narrow her eyes and ask you to provide some identification - even just one iota of the guardedness and paranoia of the girl that impressed Kharn so much she gave her the most awful nickname in the world. Instead, she frowns and shakes her head.

"N-no. Not after you say the magic word." Jesus, she's actually pouting now. Not snarling, not growling, not glaring at you as if you'd asked her to eat a shit sandwich - just pouting.

Anyway, what's this about a magic word? What--

...

Oh.

"Please," you automatically add. "Please let me in."

You catch the flash of a bright, sincere smile from the small gap between door and doorjamb - and you immediately hear the sound of a dozen locks being undone. A clank of one last deadbolt, and the door swings inward, allowing you passage.

You step forward - and almost trip over a crate of firearms. Pistols, rifles, shotguns, stuffed haphazardly in plastek crates that you usually see in grocery stores. And it's not just one crate - there are about ten of them inside the room, making the entire place reek of gun oil and metal.

"S-sorry for the mess," Girl A apologizes as she carefully tiptoes her way among the crates, before taking a seat on her bed. A black piece of cloth spread out on top of her mattress, with what looks like a very expensive and very complicated sniper rifle disassembled to its component parts strewn on it. "I wasn't expecting someone other than the Angel to actually come, I thought she was just joking about...um...Yuma Yuckypants." She giggles, a delicate sound, before picking up what looks like a well-polished rifle barrel. "Um, you can sit here next to me if you like. We can talk while I clean this one."

Ah. Right. S-sure, then.

[2/3]

>>31779839

Ah. Right. S-sure, then.

You make your way to her bed, also careful not to disturb the crates of firearms. After a bit of careful navigation, you finally manage to get a seat beside her - and she's uncomfortably close, her bare thigh touching against your own leather-encased one. She doesn't seem to mind, though, seemingly completely preoccupied with cleaning the disassembled rifle, part by part.

"S-so, what did you want to talk about...?" Girl A ventures after a moment. "Um, the Angel told me you'd want to ask about...about your love life...?" She giggles again. "N-no, sorry, that was a joke. She didn't really say anything."

Ah. Well. Er...actually, can she wait for a moment?

She nods in response. "Mm-hmm. I'm just cleaning, so you can talk whenever you want. It's really fun, actually! And to think I was really scared of them earlier!"

...Right. You turn away and immediately blink-click Malal's helmet frequency. The connection establishes itself after a few moments, and your Rank Leader's portrait pops up in the middle of your screen.

"Isn't she cute? Not as annoying as her old self, right?" Malal cackles here, while sipping what looks like a peppermint chocolate shake through a straw. "You can cuddle her if you want, I think she likes it. Just don't touch what she's cleaning, she's really touchy about that for some reason."

...She did. She did fucking lobotomize her. Malal just fucking mindwiped someone and is now laughing about it like it's some sort of fucking joke. FUCK.

How do you react?

>>31779858

[X] "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

>>31779858

Feel sorry for Girl A

Apply Headpats

>>31779858
Confusion.

"Why not sooner?"

>>31779858
>How do you react?
FUCK

>>31779858
"I didn't exactly LIKE Girl A, but WHAT THE FUCK!? WHYYYYYYYYY"

>>31779898
This guy's got the right idea

>>31779858
[X] Demand answers, forcefully and with expletives.

>>31779858
>>31779889
[x] "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKED?"

>>31779858
"What the fuck?"

"I know we all wanted to do it, and it's probably for the good of every human alive. But isn't this a bit drastic?"

>>31779858
First this;
>>31779909
Then this;
>>31779898

>>31779915

This

>>31779858
[x]If this is what you did to her I really don't know why you wanted me to check up on her. I mean, goddamn, is that what you wanted to do to her?

>>31779858
>>31779889
>>31779903
voting this

>>31779858

"So what am I supposed to do with her now?"

>>31779923
Seconding.

Also, I struggle to reconcile the physical appearance of Dildos with the sweet personality of Braids. This is what's happening right now, is it?

>>31779858
[x] "Couldn't you have waited till AFTER we used her up at the end of the world? I mean, yeah, she kind of deserved it and it's better for everyone this way, but we could have used her."

>>31779858
[X]"You can't just rewrite someone's mind just because they are horrible to interact with! Sure she seems nicer now, but what the flying fuck!"

"Why even send me here in the first place?!"

Ahh, I see. This is why Kharn is in lockup. Malal defanged her pet murderhobo and now needs a time out.

>>31779858
Seconding
>>31779898

>>31779898
I figure Yuma would not react like that even if she had proper reasons to absolutely despise Girl A.

Afterall, Malal is the most powerfull Culexus there is. More powerfull than Yuma herself. If Malal would be willing to do it to Girl A, then why not to others.

How sure can Yuma be after this, that the memories of being rescued from her abusive parents by QB and the 9th are actually real. How many memories has Malal taken from Yuma without her knowledge? From Kyoko?

>>31779858
> Cuddle
Well, when offered...

>>31779858
"Since when do angels wear leather and skullface helmets?"

>>31779858
Gonna just say this again: "Not cool Malal. Not cool."

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>>31779858

>>31779858

"What the fuck?"

"I know we all wanted to do it, and it's probably for the good of every human alive. But isn't this a bit drastic?"

>>31780001
Yumas a practical girl.

If Malal was going to mindwipe Girl A, if that was her endgame, why now, before the end when we could use her talents, instead of before she kneecapped Cavefish?

No point in pushing the trust angle too deep... tgat way lies madness.

Yuma has doubtessly seen Malal not windwipe many even when it's been the simplest answer. Frankly, the fact she can even question Malals actions probably means shes untampered with.

Ya know I am sure Malal has a good reason for this and I am sure its suppose to be keikakau dori and shit but damn, I really want to punch her in the tits right now.

Malal did nothing wrong.

>>31780097

She might just be taking Yuma for a ride. Getting some last minute yuks from Murderfaces compromised state.

>>31780109
Reverse AI YO?

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>>31780109
>>31780124

>>31780120
Could be.
Decu is embarrassingly good at making me MAD.

>>31780079
Unless ofcourse Yuma actually has seen Malal mindwipe people many times. She just cannot remember those incidents anymore. *wink*

>>31780097
You still have a chance.

Suggest it enough in HQR, and Risa will probably punch Malal who is likely Gender unspecified and frequently renamed Plantbro. Azure frequently uses the fanart that implies the plant is Malal when posting a Plantbro heavy update.

Believe in the QM crossover conspiracy.

Why do I have the feeling she's purposefully softening up Yuma for some reason? Yuma is a little uptight.

>>31780124
>Reverse AI YO
>In Japanese, becomes YOI A
>GOOD A

>>31780141
And that is what I mean by "that way madness lies".

I'm assuming you'd have to be pretty good to do memory surgery on Yuma, without leaving a mental scar she'd be able to notice or turning her into whatever Girl A is, though.

>>31780201
>Ai Yo
>Yo Ai
>Yoai
>Yaoi

This kind of line of reasoning is gay.

*ba-dum-tish

Oh god, is this going to be another reason that Yuma hates Chiaki/Murderface - she's met and bonded with this cutie-pie that the Murderface personality replaced.

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>>31780220

>>31780222
Im betting its even better/worse than that.

>>31780219
Unless ofcourse her culexus training specifically made sure she would lack the skills to notice such mental scars. *wink* *wink*

>>31780236
ANIKI!

>>31780261
In thst case why leave even the ability to question Malal?

>>31780256
Ask yourself... what did The Culexus die to protect?

>>31780282
Because the ability to wipe memories is not the same as mind control.

>>31780171
So, Risa is both the MC of HQR & the spirit of the Golden Axes? Are there any other Quest MCs inside of yet Obtained Golden Weapons?

Rena? Cerulean? Ruby? Max Power? Mikage? Masako?

Heh, now I want Chiaki to get the pantsu flamberge.

>>31780322
Yeah. Malal is waiting outside the door, and the moment Yuma exits, BAM, there go the memories of any of this.

>>31780326
There might even be a scythe or a hammer, if Abigail or Shadow is trapped inside a Golden Weapon.

Wait. Now we know where Erebus imprisoned Shadow.

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>>31780326
>pantsu flamberge
hell yeah that would be awesome I just worry on how Mirror blade will be with out her sister

>>31780326
I like to think that "normal" magical girls are the eventual inheritors of the Madokaverse, with Madoka playing the "light" spirit goddess and Homu playing the dark.

>>31780422
She witched out, had to old yeller her and she got the golden panties there, used then to off herself.

Also, maybe

They were part of one of the officio's secret cloning experiments; so maybe Misa and Momoko are still around.

>>31780434
All mascots are, of course, the descendants of Incubators.

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>>31780475

>>31779889 >>31779903 >>31779901 >>31779908 >>31779909

You immediately set the connection to a private vox channel, before muting your speakers' external output. The moment your retinal display notifies you that your desired settings have been applied, it's here that you do something you've always dreamed of doing: cursing the everliving fuck out of your Rank Leader.

"What the FUCK, Malal?!"

Your first outburst hits her entirely by surprise, and you hear what sounds like something wet splattering all over the inside of her helmet. "Nghk! Oh, fuck's sake, Omegon, you made peppermint chocolate shake go up my fucking nose! Ow, shit, it burns!"

You couldn't care less if you made her snort peppermint chocolate shake up into her fucking brain. WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?

"G-gimme...gimme a few moments, yeah?" There's a muffled snort, a crackle of static, and it's here that Malal's display image goes black. "Oh, Christ, it's all over the inside, too! This is gonna take some cleaning..."

WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID. SHE. DO.

"...I told you to give me a FEW MOMENTS, Omegon," Malal snaps. "You can still understand and follow basic orders like that, right? Ah, here're the wet naps, these should help--"

You can follow basic fucking orders, but not if they're coming from fucking MINDFUCKING MEMORYWIPERS, you scream into the vox. For fuck's sake, she hammered this into you personally during your Culexus training. Doesn't she remember that? 'Make a Magical Girl empty her guts out all you like, but you can never empty her mind'? Did she forget that by accident, OR DID SHE MAKE HERSELF FORGET?

"..." Malal is deathly silent here, all banter and noise stopped on her end. "Done?" She asks after a while of you listening to your own ragged breathing and pounding heartbeat.

Y-yeah. Yeah, you're...you're done.

[1/2]

>>31780583

"Good. Because you're going to feel really stupid in a few seconds, so you may want to enjoy it." Her voice is flat, utterly emotionless and accentless, even without the vox.

What? What's she talking about...?

"It wasn't me," The Culexus says sharply. "I didn't mindwipe her. Actually, I managed to stop the entire thing just in time, and got most of her long-term memory saved. Sucks for short term, but that's a bit harder to rescue."

You glance at the girl sitting beside you, the very picture of contentedness - humming a cheerful tune while re-assembling the rifle she'd been cleaning.

"It only looks like she got wiped because I restored her memories in a delayed-release pulseback. She'll be remember things bit by bit after twenty-four hours, that way she doesn't have some sort of breakdown."

A-ah. That's...uh...yeah.

"Feel stupid now?"

...Yup.

"Good."

You close your eyes and resist the temptation of punching yourself in the face - and instead focus on what you want to know.

If Malal didn't do it, then what did?

"Two theories." Malal's display picture comes back on, with the Culexus raising two glove-encased fingers. "Walpurgisnacht being so close is having an effect on her. It's not all that rare of a reaction, right? Some of us go a little crazy when the Death Of All Living Things is coming to town?"

Yeah, but...but that only happens to Magical Girls that are, like, an inch or so away from Witching Out.

"I already checked her Grief Seed, too. Purified it twice myself, so we're safe there." A moment. "The second theory is that she suffered some sort of mental breakdown after what happened to Kharn."

...Wait, something happened to Kharn? You didn't hear about anything happening to the Warmaster, and that is in a feat of itself. With the controversial Russian always at the forefront of gossip and rumors, it's actually rare for someone NOT to be updated on the Warmaster's day-to-day.

[2/3]

>>31780598

"You didn't hear about anything happening to Kharn because I made sure no one would know," Malal replies. "And no, not with any mind tricks or shit like that. Think, Omegon. I'm making peppermint chocolate shakes for our Warmaster here at the general assembly hall, while I'm making you check up on her in Silent Room Regalia. How the fuck do I get away with something like that?"

How do you respond?

[]Magic.
[]Miracles.
[]A fucking Callidus.

>>31780613
>[X]A fucking Callidus.

>>31780613

[x] "Because Malal."

>>31780613
[X]Magic.

>>31780613
>[]A fucking Callidus.

>>31780613
[X] "I'm not sure whether to call you a dickbutt or a dildo."

>>31780613
[x]A fucking Callidus
"But why go through all of this?"

>>31780613
>[x]A fucking Callidus.

So, how stupid do you feel, people who thought Malal had done an actual mindwipe?

>>31780613
>[x]A fucking Callidus.

Always an acceptable answer.

Also, Yuma is still a little shit, but damn if not taking shit from Malal made me like her more

>>31780613
>[x]A fucking Callidus.
She witched out again. Goddamit Kharn!

>>31780613
>[X]A fucking Callidus.
SPOOKY MAGIC is prerogative of another quest.

>>31780613
[x]A fucking Callidus.

>>31780613
[x]Miracles.

>>31780613
[X] Sleight of hand

Its not hard to be in two places at once when youre covered head to toe in leather, and no-one can see your face or hear your voice.

Kharn is a little tricker. Callidus?

>>31780613
[x] "I don't know, and I probably never will since you're so dead set on taking the best tricks in your book to the fucking grave."

>>31780644
Seems to be the most reasonable answer.

>>31780644
Sure.

>>31780613

to be fair, Malal acting like it was nothing didn't help the situation either.

we still owe her an apology.

>>31780613
>[X]Miracles.

>>31780613
[x]A fucking Callidus.

Wow, Malal really did nothing wrong..yet

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>>31780787
>>31780813

Told you so. >>31779278

>>31780813
She's got a messiah complex to match Homura's, though I'll admit she's got a better claim to it than most people. Those sorts of people either suceed gloriously or fail horribly.

>>31780613
[x] miracles
[x] Callidus
The same sort you always pull out of your ass when you need one, so who is playing rapemaster today?

>>31780613
>[x] "Because Malal."
with all the shit she can pull from her sleeves this wouldnt be surprising

>>31780644
haha this

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>>31780613

Running theory:
"Murderface developed explosive amnesia...again."
"Kharn witched out...again."

No wonder Malal is completely at peace with dying, she won't have to change everyone else's diapers anymore, nya.

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>>31780887
THANKS NECO WE TOTALLY NEEDED THAT MENTAL IMAGE

>>31780887
Amazing everything didn't fall apart without her really

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>>31780887

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>>31780958
But...but that has nothing to do with anything! How about this instead?

>>31780958
Heh that works as a pun both ways

>>31780976

Because "fucking Callidus" and I'm so tired that my sense of humor up and died

>>31780976
That's both hilarious and heartrending at the same time.

>>31780999
So did your taste in waifus, nya~

>>31780958
After keeping watch of this for I don't know how long I finally realized something.

Is there a magical girl that isn't a lesbian in this story?

Not going against this type of romance or anything, it's just something I finally realized (strangely from that photo) and I'm trying to recall a character that goes against this trend.

and to my surprise, I can't think of one (Well....besides Kharn but even then she had her entire arm into the honey pot before having the preggers.)

>>31781021
>entire arm into the honey pot
Talking about mental images we didn't need...

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>>31781013

My tastes are superior

>>31781021
>she had her entire arm into the honey pot
More like her foot-long tongue.

>>31781030
I don't know what your talking about,

Strangely enough I had an image of Wnnie the Pooh

>>31781021
There are some that are bi but I don't thiiink any of them are out and out straight.

>>31781021
It's a requirement for being a meguka. It's on the checklist.

>[√] Female
>[√] Teenage
>[√] Emotionally Unstable
>[√] Lesbian.

>>31781056
Why not both!

>>31781049
I love Chiaki's "this shit isn't happening" look.

>>31781013
HEARD YOU TALKIN SHIT BOUT MAI ANGEL

>>31780976
We really need more art of the trio in the old days
We didn't have enough drawfags back then
Not that I want to complain but variety is always nice

>>31781021
Wasn't Making implied to have had q boyfriend? Or am I misremembering?

>>31781059
There's 10,000-20,000 MGs in the world. At least one has to be straight.

>>31781081
They were all assassinated.

>>31781081
New MGNQ side-story: The Hunt For the Hetero.

>>31781081
yes. She's due to get married soon and she's 3 days from retirement

>>31781021
Subtext of one of the primary sources. Most of the core cast retain their established orientations.

Mami is an exception, because I don't think she actually had one. Sayakas is slightly twisted.

But yeah, theres not a lot of scope for guys in the b life of a Meguca.

>>31781108
Kharn is bi.

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>>31781081
If this bitch is a MG in this story...

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>>31781073
pic related

>>31781079
It was implied in some old, old writeups, but they broke it off. I think Mami is just lonely and really easy.

>>31781081
I'm only talking named meguca we've seen in the main quest or in writeups.

>>31781096
You almost can't spell heterosexual without heretical. Good enough for purging.

>>31780641 >>31780656 >>31780658 >>31780661

A...a Callidus? That's how, right? A fucking Callidus?

"Right on the first try, Omegon." Malal nods, clapping both gloved hands. "Nicely done. For a moment I thouht you were going to actually pick Miracles, and I know you're not that stupid."

You snort in your helmet, here. What for, then? Why all this cloak-and-dagger bullshit? For what purpose?

"Really?" No chuckling from Malal, here - just plain laughing. "R-really? I have to spell it out?" She shakes her head. "Right, right. You're probably having a hard time keeping up, and I don't blame you. Fine, although this is really just common sense now." She holds up two fingers again.

"First is morale. What happened to Kharn happened around three days ago, just as the entire Officio was starting to get ready for Walpurgisnacht. Take into consideration the emotional resonance of finding out your own Warmaster is not only near death, but also near Witching Out. Very fucking near. Like...like the smallest fraction of a nano-meter close. I think if you so much as THINK sad thoughts around her now she'll Witch Out so hard you'd think you were in a Beatles video. When they were experimenting with crappy animation and rotoscoping."

...Alright, so you get that. Kind of. But what about the second item?"

Malal is silent here, before she puts her hand down and sighs. It's only after a few moments of sullen silence that she replies.

"I'm keeping a promise," She says simply. "Let's leave it at that."

That's...but that's STUPID. All of this? Just because of a fucking promise? The first reason's good, sure, but--

"You'll get it when you're older," Malal snaps again, her voice brittle. "I don't need to explain myself to you, Omegon. Just do as you're told and everything will work out according to plan. Understood?"

...

"Understood, Chitose Yuma?"

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>>31781081
Faceless MGs can do whatever they want.

>>31781114
Shes going to be the one with her entire arm in the honeypot

>>31781127

...Yes, Miss Malal.

"Good." The Culexus takes another sip of her peppermint chocolate shake. "Huh, she's right. It is actually refreshing." She chuckles. "You should try one of these, Omegon. The Spymaster of the Twentieth may be a shallow, vapid bitch, but she's actually pretty spot-on with this kind of thing."

How do you respond?

[]SPYMASTER?
[]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?
[]...You've heard enough. Say your goodbyes, and try to talk to Girl A.

>>31781124
>implying there's an i in heterosexual
checkmate atheists

>>31781137
>[]SPYMASTER?

>>31781137
>[x]SPYMASTER?

>>31781137
>[X]...You've heard enough. Say your goodbyes, and try to talk to Girl A.

Hop to it or well be here until thread 210

>>31781137
>[]SPYMASTER?
>[]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

MALAAAAAAL

>>31781137
>[]SPYMASTER?

>For a moment I thouht you were going to actually pick Miracles

Malal how

i can't

>>31781137
>[x]...You've heard enough. Say your goodbyes, and try to talk to Girl A.
Won't get anything else out of her anyway.

>>31781137
I like that Malal is breaking the fourth wall a bit. She keeps referring to the number of choices Yuma has.
Hows it hanging, Malal?

>>31781137
[X]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

breath Yuma, breath, Stress isn't good for your cat ears.

>>31781137
[X]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

>>31781137
>[x]SPYMASTER?
I know all of the Officios were told to work together by the First, but the 20th's Spymaster?

>>31781137
[]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

>>31781137
[x]...You've heard enough. Say your goodbyes, and try to talk to Girl A.
Why give a shit about all this when dead in a few hours?

>>31781137
>[x]SPYMASTER?
>[x]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

>>31781137
[x]Nevermind that, what really happened to Kharn? Why's she dying, besides almost Witching Out?

Spymaster? Well why the fuck not?