>>31790402
>>Spend 100 Protag points.

Go big or go home.

>>31790402
>Spend 100 Protag points.
this is probably a bad choice
but there is no other

>>31790402
Hi guide. Yup full 100 points.

>>31790402
This may be stupid but 100

>>31790402
>Spend 100 Protag points.
I don't know if this is very good or very bad. But I do kno I want it to happen

>>31790402

>Go big or go home

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>>31790402
>Spend 100 Protag points.

GO BIG

OR GO FUCKING HOME

>>31790402
>Go big or go home
Ha ha, time for PLOT!

>>31790402
>Spend 100 Protag points.
With as much buffer as we have, this is just too tempting dammit.

>>31790402
>Spend 100 Protag points.
Hivemind up already. That was quick.

>100 big ones.
fffffffffffuck it

>>31790553
it was an "easy" choice it would have been harder if we had any idea what each one meant.

>>31790402
>Spend 10 Protag points

Plot can damn well wait for a bit

>>31790546
We're also getting what, +14 PP a thread from our harem? We can afford it.

>inb4 we just burned the world

>>31790594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

>>31790402
>>Spend 30 Protag points.
I sense this may be a futile gesture, but... big spending is the sort of thing that gets pink death lasers thrown at our face.

>>31790402
>100 points

C'MON SON

YOU GOTTA SPEND BIG

TO GET BIG

>>31790630
and that got us into a house with our harem

>>31790630
>Implying pink death lasers aren't FUCKING AWESOME

plus, we need to get some full on plot going.

>>31790630
we relay need to get a power to give us a tiny hint about shit like >>31790402 this not that i object to much
>>31790612
I love this song

I'm not sure why I even ask you guys sometimes.

Anyway, writing.

>>31790630
It also got us our own house and an eldrich waifu.

>>31790773
I thought our crit fail at mysticism got us the eldritch waifu?

>>31790792
you are correct.

>>31790769
Railroading is a cardinal sin, Guide. Remember that we can always surprise you in the end. But you can probably guess that if given a list of numbers to choose from, we're going to choose the biggest number there is. There is no doubting that. You could probably just start prewriting off of that single cosmic fact: /tg/ loves big numbers.

>>31790769
We really have no context for this decision, so its hard to come up with a reasoned response.

I mean, the only choices I even considered were 100 and 10, in a 'do you want plot to happen y/n' way.

>>31790820
that's not what railroading means

>>31790820
>how many limbs do you want cut off?
>1
>3
>5
>673

>>31790848
In all honesty I would pick 673, just to see the qm write that

>>31790769
Again, we do have what we perceive as a surplus of PP, so with only the knowledge that plot is guaranteed to happen, and the assumption, true or false, that the more PP we spend the more interesting said plot will be, its not that surprising we'd go big.

>>31790847
>I'm not sure why I even ask you guys sometimes.

That's the railroading bit. always ask for choices.

>>31790848

>Implying we wouldn't choose 673 to see that be written

>>31790769
>inb4 kidnapping
Everyone but Akeno.

>>31790848
>either fighting or being a Hekatonkheires

fuck yes

>>31790886
>>31790868
to clarify, that was exactly the idea.

>>31790769
Were about to be invaded by the delinquents aren't we?

>>31790886
he's obviously not going to stop asking us though

>>31790920
This is why we need to fucking put some wards up around the house!

>>31790848
If 673 is an option, obviously we've either got some high speed regen, been turned into a tentacle beast, or we're not talking about OUR limbs.
Seems like the smart choice.

>>31790971

Or John Galt is secretly a Hindu god.

>>31790402
>Spend 30 Protag points.

Should we get a new slot while we're at it?

>>31791099
no

>>31791011
...it probably says something horrible about me that my first thought was "Uh... yep, that's a trunk. Really."
Ganesha. No? Awful. Sorry.

>>31791105
We need one to stick Cthulette into, and maybe one for Kaede..

>>31791099
sure

>>31791099
nope

>>31791131
>Kaede
fuck off and die. no.

>>31791099
yes

>>31790402

>Spend 100 Protag points.

>>31791099
not until we are100% certain we need it. And even then they will continue to gain points and can jump strait to permanent if they get the points and slots are full.

>>31791099
Nah. We'll buy the slot at the moment we need it, since we can trigger it anytime

>>31791099
Perhaps not yet, we've only recently filled up and I'd like to see at least one girl move to permanent before we get more probationary members.

>>31791148
Not even that guy, but you need to calm your tits. Kaede isn't decided on as a waifu, sure, but you don't need to shoot her down. Some people legitimately think she could be interesting. I'm not one of them, but the point stands.

>>31790402
>>Spend 100 Protag points.

>Slendere comes into our plane with all of her sisters, who are interested in us as well.
>Lydia brings in an army, and when it's promptly destroyed, she falls madly in love with us, as is standard for a harem anime.
>We catch the headmistress pleasuring herself by accident and she acts like she's being blackmailed and completely strips before we say anything.
>Negi reveals that he was fucked to death by his massive harem, and willingly became a familiar to prevent us from falling to the same fate.
>We're approved for a second, third, and fourth seasons, in each of which viewers will vote on which anime they want to see more girls from. La Blue Girl wins the vote due to 4chan trollvoting.

>>31790402

ONE HUNDRED PROTAGONIST POINTS

>>31791208
>there are actual kaedefags

Welp, my faith in humanity just hit a new low.

>>31791208
Personally, I'd only really like her joining if it was made obvious that while she likes us, she still doesn't find us sexually attractive, only 'sleeping' with members of our harem who swing both ways.

>>31791266

Interested in as a character.

I doubt there's all that many people who actually want her in the harem.

>>31791266
You clearly had too much faith in humanity.

>>31791208
I hold that she shall never be waifu.
Bro. Bro is alright. No waifu. Never waifu.

>>31791269
See? This could be an interesting character dynamic. She's the harem's fluffer, taking the place of those old arabian eunuchs that kept all the harem girls prepetually horny for the sultan. That could actually be pretty fun.

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>>31791249
>La Blue Girl harem anime
>Multiple tentacle monsters fall in love with a human girl and attempt to win her heart

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>>31791208
For the record, I think she is going to be an interesting character.
From a certain perspective.

That said? Ready the flamethrower-enchantment-boosted excalibur if she ever looks like she might join the harem.

>>31791343
If she's ever in a position where it looks like she's going to join the harem, she has already changed so much as a character that she will likely be unrecognizable to what we know now. I have absolutely no doubt on that in my mind.

>>31791325
10/10
would watch

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>>31790402
The World explodes in a bright flash of light.

Actually it doesn’t, but the inside of your eyes do.

It hurts, it hurts so much.

You clench, your eyes nearly rolling back in your head. You hear Akeno distantly, sounding like she’s shouting through feet or miles of water. You can see her right there though, it’s rather strange.

But you feel a power…a strong one, burning inside of you as you let it go. You’ve never used this many points at one time, you aren’t sure that you’ve ever spent this many period. As they flow out of you, the vague shroud that Akeno put up around the two of you pops cleanly, allowing you to hear the house start groaning around you.

You can almost…feel, the place around you as you smash your hand into the wall, causing it to start bleeding, a small bit flying into the middle of the room, where it lands in a small scratch.

Your eyes stay on the scratch, watching as it lights up, brighter and brighter. Then it starts expanding outwards, whorls upon whorls, strange symbols spouting and appearing all around the room. You don’t know, but you’re rather certain that the whorls are extending throughout of the entire house, possibly to the outside as well.

It takes what feels like hours, but is probably no more than a few minutes as the magic circles keep getting brighter, before they all drop out.

You blink, some of the pain dimming as you blink.

You can feel the house around you, it’s…alive, for lack of a better word.

It’s here that you hear a loud bang, more of a roar really, and you feel the house shudder violently, nearly shaking you and Akeno out of the bed.

Finally gaining control of your senses, Akeno grabs your shoulders and shakes you, “Downstairs, now!” she yells.

Keeping hold of your shoulders, she drags you downstairs, you barely managing to keep your feet as the two of you, her still in a robe and you only in your shorts and shirt.

>>31790769
>why ask
hey, for some reason we voted not to spend protag points on the training montage with mrs black. we don't always vote for max spend/

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>>31791418
The other girls are all downstairs, most of them still dressed in their nightclothes as well. The house shakes again, you can see why now. That is a fucking HUGE tank outside.

“What the HELL is that?” you yell, then a massive roar comes from the tank, cannons firing and then you watch surprised as one of the tank shells simply gets stopped dead, flung away by what you assume is your house, a large magical circle appearing in front of it.

“Uh…” you say, surprised, “When did that happen.”

“Shortly after Lydia’s tank started shooting at us,” says Imca, massive gun in hand and still in her shirt and boy-shorts.

“That’s uh, new,” you say.

“Really?” says Kaname sarcastically, watching as the tank tries one more salvo, which is also stopped, “I can’t believe you missed all the OTHER times we’ve been attacked early in the morning.”

Here you see people moving forward, a small army of delinquents headed towards you. They number what looks like two-hundred plus, all armed and ready for a fight.

“It looks like we have incoming,” says Riela, eyes hard and a strangely shaped shield and sword in hand, “anyone have a plan or do we just go beat them down?”

You pause, uncertain. Most of the girls seem to be looking at you, seeing as how you’re the leader. You see Chris almost speak, but then stop.

Do you have a plan?

>Nope, let’s go beat them down.
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
>You have a plan, its…(Write in.)

>>31791453
>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
She did say she was raised in a military family

>>31791453
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
Seeing as this anon is not the tactical sort, I'm going with this until I hear a decent plan from someone else.

what if this is a meta anime?
that is, it is an anime about an anime making studio that uses AI to mass produce shows. Some of the AIs become aware. this is their slice of life for aware AI units stuck in a harem anime...

>>31791453
Buy time for Starlight Breaker?

>>31791453
Fucking called it

>Ask Chris what she was going to say.

>>31791453
>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.

Shit, son.

Attacking with a tank less than a day after meeting us for the first time. Lydia has absolutely fuckall patience.

>>31791453
>Nope, let’s go beat them down.
THE KITCHEN IS APART OF THE HOUSE, IF WE DONT STOP THEM NOW WE CANT COOK

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>>31791453
>Nope, let’s go beat them down.

BATORU, BATORU, BATORU, BATORU, BA-TO-RU~

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>>31791453
A tank
A TANK
SHE BROUGHT A FUCKING TANK
LYDIA BROUGHT A GODDAMN TANK

>>31791453
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
Regardless of what the girls opt to do, I vote we enchant brooms and other yard implements to take out the trash.

>>31791453
>Ask Chris
we have a tactician Waifiu for a reason

>>31791551
>giant army of delinquents
>a tank firing at you
>you probably just made the house into a waifu somehow

Highest priority? Making sure the yardwork gets done.

>>31791249
>>31791453
Looks about right so far, anon.

>>31791453
>>You have a plan, its…(Write in.)

Keep calm and Ute, Ute, Ute.

>>31791453
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
This seems like the most likely to work.

>>31791453
>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.

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>>31791548
I KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE DESTROY IT!

>>31791453
>Call out loudly that she just blew her last fucking strike
>RIP AND TEAR

>>31791453
Shoot it in the radiator, that always works.

>>31791453
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
She's majoring in military theory right?

>>31791548
Now that I think about that, how did she get a goddamn tank onto University grounds. It would take some kind of tactical gen ... CREEEEEED!!!!

>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.

Did we make the house an EVA? Is that an AT-field?

>>31791453
>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
Right. Ideas, anons?
The house has some pretty potent defenses. There are a limited number of places the enemy can enter.
The tank, big and impressive as it is, probably cant do much to us directly. The real threat is the hordes of infantry.
So, set up a few killzones at likely chokepoints?
Set the kitchen utensils to war?
Make a few enchantment grenades out of a few potatoes?
Ooh! We can make a couch fort! One that actually works as a fort. Possibly including turrets!

>>31791453
>Giant Fucking Tank
>200+ Delinquents
VS
>Us
>And our 8 roommates

So...an even fight guys?

>>31791453
>>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
She's the professional here.

>>31791609
no, throw a grenade down the barrel.

>>31791671
Not really.

We should probably ask if they want to surrender.

>>31791663
>couch fort
>We enchant an actual fort out of it
>Stepping inside the fort leads to the Couch Fort dimension
I like the way you think, anon.

Aren't our new house sheilds holding? we spent 100 points for it right?

>>31791663
>Set the kitchen utensils to war?
Holy shit, that'd fucking rock.

>>31791418
I guess we can just..er..check off 'ward the house' on our list of things to do, then...

>>31791671
Depends on whether our friendly neighborhood stalker ninja and our crazy sensei waifu plan to show up.

Good thing I blitzed through the threads in a night.

Think Riela and Imca can provide any intel on their former comrade?

>>31791713
This is some beauty and the beast shit right now. I'm just waiting for the opera-singing wardrobe to bellyflop the tank.

>>31791453
Guide just wondering here, Is it possible to enchant a living body, as in carve/paint/tattoo the runes onto a person and let their own magic reserves keep the runes active?

>>31791704
We spent 100 points for this AND the tank, bro

If we had spent ten, it'd probably be, like, 5 girls.

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>>31791453
Looks like you guys are paying attention to someone who knows more than you.

Writing.

>>31791453
>You have a plan, its…(Write in.)
The plan is that that is our new ride. Hijack the tank

>>31791597
>Destroy
>Not steal

ACKTUN KITCHEN UTENCILS

KREIG!

SEIG HEIL

>>31791778
>steal
>not loot

we orks now

>>31791588
Hell, lets keep making breakfast while we're at it

>>31791453
1) get Akeno to tank, fry w/ electricity
2) Get ranged fighters in second/third floor, providing cover fire.
3) melee fighters escort Akeno to and from tank, withdraw to forthouse and keep the battle bottlenecked at the door.

>>31791597
>Destroy the tank
>NOT LOOTAN AND FIGHTAN
>WAAAAAAAAGH 2014
>YOUZE GITZ BEST NOT BE DOIN DIS FING

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>>31791778
But if we steal it, it won't explode.

>>31791799
Nah, breakfast is over. We could maybe get an early start on lunch, though.

>>31791817
but we can make OTHER things explode

And we can put a jacuzzi

>>31791778
>>31791792
Oh, gods like we need that kind of bullshit.
Can you imagine the kind of enchantments we could put on a tank with enough time and mana?

Plus our maybe alive house could possibly generate a garage to keep it in.

>>31791817
But if it doesn't explode, it can make OTHER things explode.

>>31791598
>RIP AND TEAR
It makes me froth at the motherfucking mouth whenever some retard votes for a plan of "RIP AND TEAR". (always in all caps).
It never works well! Even when we are playing a combat monster it gets penalties for extremely shitty plan (see mordre). But usually its when we are playing a diplomancer with no combat abilities.
Case in point, every one of the girls can take us.

>>31791817
Think about how many waifus we can fit in the tank. Everyone gets their own room, massive nuclear powered kitchen.
We get to ride a tank to class every day.

>>31791811
>DESE GROTZ IS MUKKIN' ABOUT WIF TAKTIKS
>NOT KRUMPAN AND SHOOTAN

>>31791842
>Can you imagine the kind of enchantments we could put on a tank with enough time and mana?
Yes, and it is glorious

>>31791842
...yes.
YES.
DO THE THING

>>31791873
OY, YOU'ZE FERGETTIN GORGUTZ'Z ROOL 1, ALWEZ HAV A PLAN

>>31791453
>Ask Chris what she was going to say.
Guys, combat comes and goes, but waifus are forever. Our first priority here is not to win the battle, in a harem show that is a given.
Our first priority is to bond with our harem over it.
Our second priority is to make it interesting to watch.

>>31791817
>We steal their tank
>Safety measure, it self destructs! BOOM!
I am 100% ok with this, it would still be cool as hell

...I forgot how much you guys like to loot things.

Silly me.

>>31791873
>>31791811
>>31791792
So... Bro-tier Ork character when?

>>31791909
How could you forget something so important?

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>>31791918

>>31791918
My god, I'd fucking love that.
H can help us work out, and BULK UP.
And we do need a bro-friend.

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>>31791909
So can we use our enchanted kitchen-ware army to gum up the works of the tank so we can loot it later?

please please please

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>>31791955
>posting a thumbnail
I pity you.

>>31791908
>Our second priority is to make it interesting to watch.
replying to self here... to be fair interesting doesn't necessarily mean follow trope conventions. breaking them in creative new ways could become appealing too

>>31791817
>Steal tank
>Tank explodes
>Principle calls us to her office
...
>Enemy delinquent leader girl now in house with us other trouble makers

>>31791982
>wasting good kitchenware
You DISGUST me.

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>>31791990
>Enemy delinquent leader girl now in house with us other trouble makers

>>31791959
>YOU'ZE SEE DEZE ROCKS
Uhhh yeah wha-
>YOUZE IS GONNA LIFT DESE AND PUT DEM DOWN OVER THERE
Dude they're like the size of a bus
>DEN YOUZE IS GONNA GET RIGHT AND PROPA STRONG AND THEN WEZE CAN PICK UP CHICKS
But I already do that
>LESS TALKAN MORE LIFTAN! THEN LEG DAY

>>31791880
Then, when the Headmistress asks us where the tank went, we tell her it completely atomized and there's nothing left, in the same tone school kids tell the principal the 'fell down some stairs.'

>>31791909
Indeed. Very silly of you.

We are /tg/.
We go anywhere, we steal everything that isn't nailed down.
Then we steal the nails.
Then the things that used to be nailed down.
Then we put it all in a sack and use it to bludgeon our enemies to the brink of death.
Then we nurse them back to health in a strange, counterintuitive and likely vaguely erotic recruitment attempt. Repeat until success.

It's perfectly simple!

So, why aren't we just making boom?

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>>31791997
But they'd be dying for the most noble of causes.

The quest for armored dakka.

>>31792039
What if it's on fire?

>>31792051
Then we accidentally looted AC-guy's house.

>>31791997
There won't BE a kitchen for that ware if we don't use what's around.

>>31792022
>>DEN YOUZE IS GONNA GET RIGHT AND PROPA STRONG AND THEN WEZE CAN PICK UP CHICKS
>But I already do that

not
>DA WAY YOUZE DO IT AINT ORKY. IMMA SHOW YOUZE HOWZ TA DO IT ROIGHT.

>>31792051
then we find a way to steal the fire.

>>31792022
>>LESS TALKAN MORE LIFTAN! THEN LEG DAY
of course for the orks, Leg day means "BEAT SOME GITZ UP WITH A LEG", followed by wacky hijinks that end up with the Ork and Ms. Blackwell go off drinking together.

A week later and the campus is now ROIGHT AND PROPAH ORKY

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>>31792051
Then our sack will be an even more potent recruitment aid.

...and I just realised what I just said. In a harem quest. Pic related.

>>31792073
Nah, then we just set everything else on fire so it matches

If there is one thing we care about as much as lootin', it's arson.

Rolled 7

>>31792065
Wheel of Misery, turn, turn, turn!
Which of AC-Guy's possessions has just burned?

>[ ] The fire is on fire.
>[ ] Couch
>[ ] Dog piss
>[ ] This Router
>[ ] Car
>[ ] Dinner
>[ ] Computer desktop
>[ ] Bath tub
>[ ] AC-Quest notes
>[ ] Non-lesbian love interest
>[ ] Metaphysics notes
>[ ] College carreer
>[ ] All of the above
>[ ] None

Let's invite them for breakfast.
>captcha: ekejsti expense

>>31792111
>If there is one thing we care about as much as lootin', it's arson.
I thought it was kinetic kill vehicles?

>>31792117
>[ ] Computer desktop
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So is the barrier thing permanent this time? Because people have been wanting to put up some defense enchantments for a while.

And for 100 points I feel like this should be permanent.

>>31792117
>[ ] Computer desktop
AC Quest delay +1year

>>31792142
We're only interested in those to facilitate our looting and arson.

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>>31792117
>[ ] Computer desktop

This quest is the gift that keeps on giving.

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>>31791453
You look at Chris, remembering that she said she was in a military family. Meanwhile, you, have all of three days of life and only enough training to really swing a sword without hurting yourself.

“Chris, did you have something to say?” you ask, involving her immediately.

“Well,” she says, glancing around, “We’ve got a pretty good line-up for a decent fighting line,” she says, nodding towards the girls, “Kaede, Tatsuko, Riela, and me up front, you following as clean up, with Akeno and Imca on ranged support.”

Imca moves to object, but you wave your hand at her, letting Chris finish.

“We don’t need to take them all out, though it will help, we just need to wait until Nanoha can use her strength and blast that tank. Just stay close to the house so we don’t get engaged by the tank.”

You glance at Riela and Imca, who nod.

“It’s better than just charging in,” says Riela, “And Lydia isn’t that strong of a magic user, she just happens to be really good at that,” she nods at the tank outside.

“And if we take it out, the others should either give up or run,” says Imca, “Lydia is the only thing that will keep them moving forward.”

You nod, the others, even Kaede, seemingly in agreement. “That works, but I don’t have a weapon,” you say.

>>31792117
>[ ] Computer desktop
I expected as much

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>>31792204
It’s here that Tatsuko walks up, handing you a sword. It’s a nice sword, a straight blade, nicely wrapped grip and very sharp. There’s a little note on it.

“Don’t die.” It’s not signed, but you can imagine who wrote it.

“Alright girls,” you say, nodding at the door, “Looks like we have some people to deal with.”

They all nod, Tatsuko leading the way outside, eyes gaining that strange light they get when she’s angry. Riela, Kaname and Chris follow, with you darting out after them. Glancing back, you see Akeno and Imca follow, both already launching salvos of their preferred attacks at the delinquents. Nanoha steps out last, her staff starting to charge that scary pink laser.

You see Tatsuko hit the front of the delinquent line, flame flying as she hits the first one.
The other girls follow suite, the four of them managing to stop most of the delinquents in an amazing display of individual strength.

It’s here that you notice something buzzing in your head, just as the first of the delinquents dodges the line and heads towards you.

>See what the buzzing is.
>Fuck it, time for delinquent killing…defeating, whatever.
>I don’t like standing here, charge forward.
>Other.

>>31792127
No matter what we do we need to ask if they came for breakfast. Then tell them we didn't make enough for everyone.

But I think it's too late for Guide to read this.

>>31792117
I'm a newfag, but from what I understand about AC-guy should
>[ ] None
even be an option?

>>31792227
>Fuck it, time for delinquent killing…defeating, whatever.

It's probably nothing.

>>31792227
>>I don’t like standing here, charge forward.

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.
WORRY.

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.
Also, can I just say that I love your picture subtitles? They always get a cackle out of me.

>>31792227
First things first, handle the immediate hostiles, then find a safe place to address the buzzing.

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.

house-waifu is trying to talk to us, delinquent can wait

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.

Aww yeah, either we have a concussion or we are getting another bullshit power.

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is
Lets all hope its slendy-chan offering some help

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.
It's our past lives trying to give us sword knowledge, isn't it.

>>31792251

This.

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.
Poke plot device. Is there another sentient trying to usurp our role or something?

>>31792227
See what the buzzing is

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.
This can't be good, no matter what it is.

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.

Captcha: and prersto

Glad you have such high hopes captcha.

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.

>>31792233
Let's remember that for when Lydia's crumpled on the floor.

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.
did we get another bee?
inb4 slendere

>>31792227
>>See what the buzzing is.

Here's hoping it's something

Captcha: CAPTAIN thelaSor

Maybe enchanted lasers?

>>31792227
>Other

Begin the speech extolling the virtues of Objectivism.

>>31792295
>If you wanted to join us for breakfast, you just needed to ask.
>Now I feel bad because I didn't make enough for everyone.

>>31792250
We're on cleanup, not the front line. we have time.

>>31792204
Is akeno still wearing just bath robes?

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is.
Slender?

>>31792234
Of course none should remain an option.
I've been meaning to put a second table together for non-flamable misfortune to use whenever none is rolled, but for some reason that's yet to happen.

>>31792234
traditionally, the list is rolled with a die that has 1 side fewer than the number of options

>>31792342
>just as the first of the delinquents dodges the line and heads towards you.
Someone did slip through the vanguard. So, one immediate hostile or more.

>>31792355
Everyone is still just wearing nightclothes I believe. I think we're the only ones who put anything on, and that's cause we sleep in just our boxers.

>>31792227
>See what the buzzing is

>>31792227
Looks like buzzing wins. Writing.

I need from all of you, 7d100's.

>>31792355
Yes, all of you are wearing your sleeping clothes. So Akeno's in her robe, Tatsuko and Imca have on shirts and tiny shorts and everyone else is wearing whatever you might imagine them to be wearing.

>>31792398
ah, didn't catch that. Tired as fuck.

Rolled 67, 77, 41, 9, 77, 60, 71 = 402

>>31792417

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Rolled 99, 21, 17, 96, 61, 86, 11 = 391

>>31792417
BATTORU, BATTORU, BA-TO-RU~

>>31792417

Rolled 78, 23, 39, 86, 24, 30, 17 = 297

>>31792417
>all of you

Rolled 33, 69, 96, 92, 47, 1, 76 = 414

>>31792417
Oh boy

Rolled 79, 66, 76, 95, 49, 61, 42 = 468

>>31792390
>>31792396
Well, that makes a certain amount of sense.

>>31792417
Coming up.

Rolled 91, 75, 59, 6, 82, 94, 2 = 409

>>31792417
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Rolled 30, 100, 42, 62, 6, 72, 43 = 355

>>31792417
SEVEN? Oh boy...

Rolled 75, 47, 71, 7, 32, 86, 14 = 332

>>31792417
OH GOD HERE I GO

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Rolled 92, 5, 59, 47, 33, 88, 99 = 423

>>31792417

Rolled 38, 79, 49, 5, 97, 13, 97 = 378

>>31792417
Ok, dice go!!

Rolled 11, 99, 30, 46, 13, 32, 12 = 243

>>31792417

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>>31792356

Enchantment.

Rolled 85, 39, 51, 4, 48, 35, 65 = 327

>>31792417
kay

Rolled 17, 73, 80, 25, 92, 90, 86 = 463

>>31792417
>7d100
Oh dear.
>whatever you might imagine them to be wearing.
Oh dear again. Wrong thing to say.

Rolled 9, 71, 35, 20, 10, 90, 87 = 322

>>31792417
um
fuck.

Rolled 30, 54, 51, 50, 48, 99, 92 = 424

>>31792417

>>31792444
Dicefail

Rolled 24, 97, 60, 96, 46, 50, 47 = 420

>>31792417

Rolled 73, 16, 65, 57, 39, 6, 88 = 344

>>31792417
all of us? alright...

Rolled 41, 85, 100, 35, 25, 48, 15 = 349

>>31792417
Let the good times roll.

>>31792454
oh, look at that 100.

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Rolled 42, 70, 54, 16, 39, 40, 31 = 292

All gods are bastards.

Rolled 38, 83, 83, 87, 9, 22, 48 = 370

>>31792417

Let's go.

>>31792356
Angel waifu?

Rolled 58, 7, 44, 27, 74, 45, 83 = 338

>>31792417

>>31792439
>>31792440
>>31792446
99, 77, 41, 96, 77, 86, 71.

Not bad.

Writing.

>>31792417
>everyone else is wearing whatever you might imagine them to be wearing.
So everybody is currently wearing top hats and monocles then, with mismatching socks

Rolled 16, 81, 27, 26, 74, 64, 77 = 365

>>31792417

so far we have 2 100s and no 1s.
I like it.

>>31792498
Oooh, shiny.

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>>31792488

Rolled 2, 31, 58, 64, 57, 69, 28 = 309

>>31792417

>>31792523
That's good. pretty well above average.

Also, for some reason, I forgot you take the best of 3.

>>31792523
... Those rolls

>>31792523
looks pretty average

>>31792556
Roll 3 drop 2 actually massively kicks the expected value on a roll upwards. Like, if you're 3d20 take highest, the value with the single highest probability is 20.

>>31792417
>everyone else is wearing whatever you might imagine them to be wearing.

All those long shirts.

>>31792585
That's fair.
I'm bad at statistics.

>>31792595
And we're in our boxers.

>>31792417
>everyone else is wearing whatever you might imagine them to be wearing.
FEDORAS FOR EVERYONE

>>31792631
Nope, we put on some clothes when we went down to cook

What we haven't done is shower since our 2 hour practice with Ms.Black.

>>31792636
Only fedoras.
Just fedoras taped to their private parts.

>>31792676
Tiny fedoras for the private parts.

>>31792649
WE SHALL DEFEAT THEM WITH OUR SMELL ALONE!

>>31792708
Our manly musk does seem to be pleasant for the ladies.

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>>31792636
>>31792676
>>31792694

>>31792649
Oh god, I hadn't even thought of that. I'm going to hope that her refreshing spell helps take care of the smell some.

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>>31792227
Despite the angry delinquent charging at you, you can’t help but focus on the buzzing in your head. As you do, you feel another one of those damn clicks go off in your head.

(Thank god you picked up.) You hear Kaname’s voice in your head.

(What the hell?!) You wonder out loud/in your head at her as the delinquent hits appropriate attack range. With barely a thought, you let your body react, your natural instinct and Ms. Black’s training yesterday allowing you to easily dodge the delinquents overhand swing, simply moving to the side as you bring your sword across her stomach. Blood spurts, the girl falling to the ground with a scream of pain as she holds her intestines in.

(Shut up, not right now,) says Kaname as you watch the girls battling. Tatsuko, Riela and Chris seem to be having no problems at the moment, easily fighting off the many foes coming at them in an unorganized mob. Kaede is doing alright, her form a little harried as she seems to struggle slightly with the numbers coming at her. Akeno and Imca seem to see this, their fire helping her out more than the others. You can also feel Nanoha’s power growing behind you.

(What then?) You demand, fighting off a couple more delinquents that manage to either slip past or head directly towards you.

(You’re not fighting together,) says Kaname, (Not completely. If you help me I can fix that.)

You look at the line and the fire. It’s ok, but you can tell that right now you’re getting by on raw power alone, not teamwork.

(What do I need to do?) You ask as your sword slides through a ribcage to a heart.

(I need your power.) Says Kaname, (The kind you’re not supposed to know about.)

Shit, she’s asking for Protag points at a time like this?

>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)
>Not right now.
>Other

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

>>31792784
>>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

>inb4 betrayal

>>31792784
>>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

>>31792784
>>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)
This can only end in tragedy.

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)
"Try not to make this a thing, alright?"

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

GO
BIG
OR
GO
HOME

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)

>>31792784
>>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)
"I grant unto thee thine bullshit hax. Use it wisely."

>>31792784
>Fine, do it. (-20 Protag points.)
If a harem can't manage the power of teamwork to the same degree as a Sentai team, then we are screwed and not in any good way.

>>31792784
She's going to use whispered hax, isn't she?

>>31792784
>she's trying to steal protag points and usurp our position
>shadowrunsclockMGNQ.png

>>31792784
/tg/, what kind of battle scene in a harem anime would pull in the most viewers? In terms of camera shots, of course. Is there a limit to the amount of fluidity needed for melee characters' movements?

>>31792784
dammit guide.
I fucking love your filenames.

>>31792938
...that's what I was thinking too.

>>31792941
I vote something resembling Devil May Cry Co-Op edition

>>31792941
Ever seen high school of the dead? Watch it and you'll figure it out.

>>31793006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKBKLvI8F8A

Looks like you trust your harem.

Give me another seven.

>>31792938
We've got, like, 230 even after all of this. We're in no danger until she gets more than us, and we can easily keep track of the things. We're the only one who gets Protag points, after all.

We think.

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After this we're down to 246 protag points.
We lose the role of Protagonist at when we're under 100.

We're FAR from losing the spot as the protagonist, but if Guide keeps throwing out choices that require spending points this thread, we might have to reign ourselves in a little bit and not blindly vote to spend points.

>>31792938
Got you covered.

>>31792938
she is going to use them right away to do something and we can't even lose protag stastus unless we drop under 100
also, we are romancing her for real now, so a little trust goes a long way.

>>31792941
>Is there a limit to the amount of fluidity needed for melee characters' movements?

Yes, how much money you have, or how many frames before your animators riot and burn down the studio.

Rolled 81, 8, 30, 90, 9, 42, 20 = 280

>>31793040
Balls.

Rolled 14, 79, 85, 79, 91, 29, 19 = 396

>>31793040

Rolled 69, 49, 75, 78, 95, 54, 28 = 448

>>31793040
Here we go!

Rolled 69, 91, 46, 96, 27, 2, 5 = 336

>>31793040

Rolled 87, 52, 21, 83, 51, 75, 74 = 443

>>31793040

Rolled 74, 44, 59, 12, 60, 25, 66 = 340

>>31793040

Rolled 79, 40, 70, 80, 52, 85, 3 = 409

>>31793040

Rolled 69, 73, 96, 48, 47, 47, 45 = 425

>>31793040

>>31793040
we would be a poor boyfriend if we didn't...

oh...
>mfw two of our harem are self aware
>mfw they are both in love with us for real and vice versa
>mfw they are ok with the constructs, but when they find out the others are self aware and that we know and have been romancing them all along they upset...
or will they? meta harem FTW

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>>31793048
It is a subtle, long term approach.
>>31793058
>implying logic stops the shadowruns

>>31793054
thank you sir, have some bait in exchange

>>31793064
>>31793068
>>31793072

So, 81, 79, 85, 90, 95, 54, 28
if I'm reading it right.

>>31793072
Not bad anon.

Rolled 98, 63, 68, 86, 99, 1, 94 = 509

>>31793040
Again?
...
Gentlemen, prepare to start whimpering.

>>31793064
>>31793068
>>31793072

101, 99, 105, 110, 101, 74, 48.

>>31793059
I wish I were rich, then the animators can work in a healthy environment, which will show in the finished product...

>>31793140
ENCHANTMENT?

>>31793140

The +20 from our combining with Kaname?

This is an enchantment roll?

>>31793140
ooh, +20 teamwork bonus. I like.

>>31793130
>>31793140
Oooooooh, +20 bonus? Me likey

>>31793048
>We're in no danger until she gets more than us
actually, we are in no danger until we dip under 100, at which point the highest quantity wins. so if she has 500 now we are still in no danger

I wonder if protag points carry over between shows. maybe that is how you get to be a protag. have the most protag points at the start of a new a show...

>>31793140
fyi, the fourth value should be 111, not 101.

If the bonus is +20 for everything, i mean.

>>31793168
>>31793166
Hivemind is in force, I see.

>>31792830
this
also >as your sword slides through a ribcage to a heart
I sure hope the Headmistress wasn't bluffing i don't want to kill any of these saps.

>>31793140
Oh man, I really hope some of those 100+'s can cover for poor 48...

>>31793201
er, 5th value.

>>31793216
>accidentally kill a bunch of people
>PTSD
... what if it has a limit on how many people a day it can save and that is why she discourages fighting?

>>31793140
Shouldn't the fifth be 115, rather than 101?
Assuming blanket +20 bonus.

>>31793140
Fifth value should be 115. 95 in the third quoted post.

>>31793216

We've had our heart impaled before, she's not lying.

Of course, she probably dislikes delinquents, and she can revoke protection to certain individuals if she wants to...

>>31793140
Wait, shouldn't that 101 be a 115? Or does Kaname have a negative modifier for doing protagonisty stuff while being a supporting character?

>>31793225
>>31793201
>>31793249
>>31793259
>>31793271


Don't worry, it's still Rape O clock at the moment.

I don't have the picture.