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With the under facility under attack by adventurers, you don’t want to wait around to see if they’re coming here.

“Very well, I’ll be off now.” you say taking the last gulp of tea. While you are lothe to drink eat by just simply downing it, you’re not going to disrespect it by just simply leaving it behind.

The Noble Vampire dash right, turning on a dime as he continues to dash down the hall. You head down the left, quickly going down the right side incomprehensible sounds of shouting, explosions, and metal clashing can be heard.

Going back down the main hall, you can already seem some flames hanging from the tapestries, all of them seeming to burn a golden flame while a few humanoid pillars of salt stand in place, seeming to be running away in fear.

Hm... You’ve heard of this before. Holy magic so strong that it could transmute ‘unholy’ creatures into pillars of salt if they were weak enough. You don’t want to be anywhere near the adventurers when such a thing happens to you.

“Down here! They’re heading towards the audience room!” a commander roars to a group of his soldiers, charging around a corner with another few dozen men in tow behind them.

You duck behind one of the podiums of the armoured knight statues. “More meat for the grinder...” you mutter to yourself as you go back in the hall.

As you go down the hall and enter back into the service section of the sewer castle again, you can see what appears to be the bodies of soldiers on the floor, armour crushed and weapons snapped, with the sounds of battle up head.

“Damnit... There must be two groups...” you say muttering to yourself.

Right now you have a problem. You could go back to the armory and get weapons, with an additional risk of trying to sneak through a hot spot, or go back to the noble section and see what you can loot from there.

>>31808825
Let's go find if they have rape dungeons.

>>31808825
grab weapons

>>31808825
Go to the Noble section. There's probably an equal chance of having to deal with something in either, and we might as well go into the area that'll have higher quality gear.

>>31808888

From where?

From the armory, noble quarters, or somewhere else is the main question.

>>31808923
Let's roll through the armory. We can grab a couple of things on the way out.

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With the barracks being too hot and crowded, you decide to make your way back to the noble section to grab a few of the better weapons and clothing while you’re on the way out.

You dash back into the noble section, ducking into what appears to be the first room you see that is ajar.

You barely have time to lock onto anything in the room before you start raiding the cupboards. Inside of them you easily see a few dozen proper dress suits of all shapes and sizes.

“Perfect.” you say walking over to the drapes surrounding the coffin bed, pulling them off the wall to make a makeshift bag, jolted down the ground as literally the whole building seems to vibrate with one attack, causing the drapes to pile all up on top of you once you pull them down.

Blurs of red tinted dim light can be seen as you attempt to get yourself out of the drapes. As you take a large breath of air once you’re outside, you can see another feature of the room. A coffin opening on what appears to be next to a small private lab.

“Uggh...” a half decaying man moans as he stumbles out of the coffin, arms outstretched as he stumbles out from the coffin.

>>31809368
Help him, cause he'll make a good distraction.

>>31809368
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“Woah, easy there...” you say slowly approaching the zombie with hands out, figuring he may make a good distraction.

The zombie simply stares at you for a few seconds. “...What the hell are you doing?”

“Approaching what appears to be a... flesh eating zombie.” you reply to him.

“Oh? You think we’re alike?” the zombie ask you.

“Wa?” you ask.

“You’re saying that we all eat the flesh of the living, groan and wander around aimlessly?” the zombie asks crossing his arms. “Or do we all like to you smoothskins?”

The room shakes again with the distant sound of an explosion.

“Aren’t you concerned about the massive battle going on in here!?” you ask.

“Don’t try changing the subject.” the zombie replies.

>>31810438
"Look mister, I am sorry I made an assumption and tried to help you. I will be sure to not help you in the future."

>>31810438
Argue with delicious leaf juice later, humans with holy salt inbounds, go go go!

>>31810438
"Are you or are you not, a vampire? What were you doing in a coffin instead of a nice cold earthen grave?"

>>31810534
Ok, offer tea as recompense if we both get out alive or undead as the case may be.

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“...Are you or are you not, a vampire? What were you doing in a coffin instead of a nice cold earthen grave?" you ask.

“Oh so you think we all sleep in coffins underground?” the zombie asks.

“N-”

“Well let me tell you what I think of that. It’s just another case of the living keeping the dead down and suppressed. Always has been, always will be.” the zombie replies. “I mean, you think I had a choice to be a zombie?”

“N-No...” you sheepishly reply.

“Damn right I didn’t. You know how *hard* it is in this day and age to come out and admit that you’re a zombie?” the zombie asks.

“I... can only guess?” you reply.

“No, no you don’t. And let me tell you something girl, it’s hard. It’s really hard to be an open zombie in this day and age.” the zombie replies. “I’m done with this place anywho, I’m using the washroom then leaving.”

“...Since when do zombies need to use the washroom?” you ask in a genuinely confused voice.

“Since when they’ve drank 12 beers the night before.” the zombie snaps back as he leaves the room.

It takes a few seconds to get over the initial shock of the conversation, before you begin tying the drapes together and throwing some of the clothing inside. The only weapons here appear to be small daggers. This vampire must’ve been a necromancer or something rather than a warrior of sorts. The sounds of battle are beginning to die down, which means one side is now starting to beat the other now. You won’t have much time.

As you take your makeshift bag over your shoulder and about to head out, when you hear what appears to be a small stampede down the hall.

“Quick! Set a barrier up down the hall! The exit is down this way!” a heroic and noble voice says a bit down the hall.

...Oh son of a bitch...

>>31811267
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>>31811267
Summon a couple of light beast, have them delay the enemy. GTFO

>>31811267
Transform into a little girl and hide in the closet.

>>31811267
Rush into the bathroom with the gear, it's the only way. Stop the zombie from talking so they don't know we're here (either with minor darkness control on with our hand over their mouth).

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“God damnit...” you mutter as you quickly scramble back deeper into the room, using light control to help bend the light around the bag while you hide in the closet.

After you hear the group stampede by, followed by a half dozen other footprints, you slowly make your way back to the door, using a light magic mirror to help see if the hallway is clear.

“I need to get the hell out of here before any other disasters happen.” you reply as you push over the door and scamper over to another room.

As you enter the next room, you can see what appears to be a pillar of salt standing in shock in the room, but while you look around the room you can see a large collection of ornate weapons on the walls, such as longswords, bastard swords, axes, and more.

“Jackpot.” you say going over to the weapons, opening the weapon case and throwing them inside of your bag.

You look over to a rather large oak chest in the room, using your darkness tentacles at full force to open the locked chest. To your surprise, it was actually open, the top part of the chest opening with a loud crack before the lid of the chest falls down on the bed.

As you walk over to the chest to have a look, you can see what appears to be a Cleric in bloodstained chainmail, clutching her mace with tears streaming down her eyes.

“What was that noise!?” some voices down the hall say as they begin rushing towards your position.

The young cleric girl doesn’t say anything, but rather puts her finger to her lips in a “be quiet” gesture, her soft blond hair also seeming to shake in fear.

>>31811493
Respond with only "No" and "Please don't take these items."

>>31812205
Quick gently knock over the salt statue over. Close the chest and hide under the bed.

>>31812205
>Keep quiet and give her a nod.

Seems like we'll be leaving this place with more than just weapons and disguises.

>>31812205
Smile at the girl, get stuff, hide under the bed. Use a tentacle to keep the lid closed from the inside.

>>31812264
didn't we break it?

>>31812370
Nah, it was already open.

>>31812365
Try to get her to go under the bed with us, otherwise, do that.

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You only give the girl a small smile as you use darkness tentacles to reach over, grabbing the lid and putting it back onto the chest before firmly closing it. You take your bag and use some light magic to turn it away from common sight, before rolling under the bed as the men enter the room.

You hold your breath, praying to the spirit of the bed that it’ll keep your hidden. You can’t see any of the guards due to the chest being in the way.

“Was it in here!?” a guard asks.

“Yes, but they came and went already. Lord Jay is dead too.” the man replies.

“Damn Celestians!” one of the guards yells.

“No! NO!” one guard says as you can hear the drop of a body.

“Jared! Jared!” one of the guards.

“Lord Amanda was his. He’ll catch up, we need to keep looking for the one that splintered off from the group!” one of the guards says before rushing out of the room.

“Jay... M-Milord Jay...” the man in the room says, continuing to sob in front of the pillar of salt, his life sounding as if it’s now over.

>>31812765
Wait till they all leave?

>>31812855
Seconding this, I don't think we have a better option

>>31812855
sounds right to me. If they start getting too inquisitive, suggestion that he leave.

Rolled 74

>>31812855
Rolling to resist sneezing cause dust bunnehs

>>31812765
Wait till everyone leaves and then help the girl out of the chest.

Hopefully they won't think to look inside it first.

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Using another mirror to peer out, you can see that the only person in the room is the man sobbing in front of the salt pillar.

You give a soft sigh, before stopping yourself from sneezing just barely due to the fine layer of dust underneath the bed.

30 seconds eventually stretches out to nearly five minutes, the entire time the man continues to sob in front of the salt pillar, saying such things as this has to be a dream, how will he live his life, and other things.

The battle sounds to have nearly died down at this point and that asshole is still in front of the statue sobbing. It’s clear that he isn’t going to leave until the sweeping teams come in and look around and busting you in the process.

>>31813242
Time to toss a rice-bomb in a direction away from us and the exit. Make sure we exit silently and the tentacles inside the chest make sure the Cleric doesn't make a noise. Get out quickly without being spotted.

>>31813242
Suggestion: You are totally focused on the salt pillar. You will notice nothing else for the next 3 minutes.
Then grab the girl and leave

>>31813358
Not a bad idea, but I don't think we should just leave the cleric there. She'll be found by the sweeping teams for sure.

>>31813404
This, I guess.

>>31813404
I'll vote for this now. My previous post was (>>31813422
)

>>31813242
Is there anything heavy in the room we could use to bludgeon the man with? If so, club him and stiff him in the chest the cleric is currently in, then make a break for it.

>>31813569

Tons. You could easily use the blunt side of one of the weapons in the room.

Or the treasure chest lid.

>>31813628
Ok, let's use the tentacles to club him in the head with something heavy, then get the hell out of here.

>>31813404
agreed,

>>31813903
Oh and stow the ko'd or dead guard in the chest we stayed the cleric in.

>>31813242
So wait, I thought the salt pillars were evil people blasted with overkill holy magic, who is this guy and his lord? Demons?

>>31813994
Vampire. He's a thrall who lost his master.

>>31813994
Pretty sure this is a vapire lord's bodyguard group who just failed catastrophically. Thats why the cleric is hiding.

>>31814056
>>31814071
In that case, please don't stuff the thrall in with the cleric, that just gonna end badly.

>>31814164
Nobody suggested that. Three people want to Jedi mind trick him, one wants to assault him.

>>31814164
Club thrall, remove cleric, insert thrall, GTFO with new cleric buddy.

Gotta duck out to get something uptown, but will be back soon.

>>31814200
nope

>>31814219
Ah, the feared Soon(tm). See ya guys in to morning, maybe....

>>31814244
Ok. Seems I'm the only one who likes the idea, so we had probably ought to go for the suggestion plan.

>>31814261

Shows you. The Ice Cream place was around the corner.

Typing now

>>31814735
So basically, if we make disparaging remarks about you time estimation skills, you will be back early?

>>31813994
Anti-demon/undead spells, actually. They don't detect evil or discriminate.

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Figuring he’s not going to go anywhere, you need to do something to get him out of the picture. You use your darkness tentacles to grab the lid of the treasure chest, lifting it up high into the air.

The crying man turns around to see why the chandelier lights seemed to dim, but only to see the lid swing at him hard. While you’re sure he’s not dead, you’re positive that some bones were broken in the process. The remainder of his master is scattered across the room and over the man’s body.

“So much for that.” you say rolling out from under the bed and reaching over for the large bag which you hid with your light magic.

“I-Is he alright!?” the Cleric asks coming out from the chest.

“Should be, but I’m not going to be sticking around to find out.” you say grabbing the bag.

“A-Are you a Laminian?” the woman asks.

You don’t say a word as you put the bag over your shoulder. “Your attack only took their attention for so long, we need to get out here before the clean up teams find us. Now come on.”

As you walk to the door and are about to leave, you can feel as if the Cleric isn’t behind you. As you look towards the Cleric, you can see fear in her own eyes as you walk towards the door, tightly clutching her own mace as she stares at the door.

Great... It’s like a kid staring at a kart about to run him over...

>>31815134
"Sweetheart, we need to go. Now. " Lead her by the elbow, carry anything that we cannot hold on to with tentacles.

>>31815172
Yeah. Also, somewhat confused. I thought we voted to jedi mind trick him?

>>31815295
We did. At least the wagon is moving.

>>31815172
Tell her she can come with us until its safe and she is free to go whenever.

>>31815134
Use aura sight on her. We need to be sure what she is.

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You put down the bag, walking back over to the Cleric and grabbing her hand. "Sweetheart, we need to go. Now."

“B-But the the others!” the Cleric says.

“Don’t worry about them.” you say using your darkness tentacles to lift the bag as you leave the room.

Looking down the now ruined hallway, you can see that the place is now deathly quiet, not even the footprints of the guards are absent from the hallway.

You lead the Cleric down the hallway by hand, her shaking hand within yours as you navigate over the wreckage of the armoured knights and bodies lining the floor.

As you reach the end of the noble section and back into the servant section, seeing that it’s just the same as before.

“D-Do you have a way out?” the Cleric asks you.

“Of course.” you reply.

...You then realize that you don’t actually a way out that she can fit in. The crawlspace was tight enough for you, but a full grown woman such as this cleric within her bulky armour would never fit inside of that crawlspace, much less your bag of clothing and weapons.

“Are you sure they came through here?” a voice asks down the hall.

“Positive sir. This has to be one of the locations they used to get in.” the man replies.

A) Fight your way through the front door
B) Use clothes to attempt to mimic a noble vampire and order the servants out of the way.
C) Ditch the Cleric and escape using the crawlspace
D) Other

>>31815971
C
Fuck Celestia

>>31815971

B)

We can fight later if need be

>>31815971
>A) Fight your way through the front door
Screw these guys and screw consensus.

>>31815971
>D) Other
Have the cleric girl stuff all her gear into the bag,
Then wear clothes to attempt to disguise as vampire thralls
Then nuke a distant wall
then run scared like past the men saying hostiles are over there.

>>31816210

Diversions work too

Do we know where the front door is?
Also, the vampire we were talking with, was he the Lord who died?

>>31816317

"Front Door" in this case being a guarded exit

>>31816317

None of the salt pillars looked like him.

Any consensus?

>>31815971
How right of a fit does it look like for the cleric? Could she make it without the armor? If so, we could use the tentacles to strip her really quick while we make a solidigram distraction. Then we slither for all we are worth.

>>31816886

It was tight for you in a kid form. It may be slippery enough, but it may be a stretch for her to fit through it.

>>31816947
Ok. So I don't want to ditch her. How about we get her to drop the maile, we shapeshift into a guard, project a disguise over the cleric with light control.

>>31817043
Disguise the cleric as what? Another guard? Then we get roped into combat.

>>31817082

I think he means for her to drop her armour, you to turn into a guard, then give her soligram clothes on the way out.

Still it seems like an even split between all options

>>31817136

>Distraction

>>31817043
I'm ok with this

>>31817082
Any better ideas? What about an injured courtesan? Mess with the cleric, make a cover story for us to be getting out of there with.

Just something forgettable and unimportant, like servants hiding/running.

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You figure the best course of action would be to slip out the front door with some sort of disguise. But the only issue with this matter is that the Cleric obviously has no disguise with her, so you’re going to need to improvise.

“Cleric girl.” you say turning around and heading back.

“Ah!? Y-Yes!?” she replies in a sheepish expression.

“Right now, we need to get out of here before those guards find us a skin us alive. The quickest way to do that is to walk directly out the front door.” you say to her as you duck into a storeroom.

“B-But there are guards there!” the cleric protests.

“Yes, and while we can handle mortals I’d rather not run through the home turf of the vampires.” you reply as you shapeshift into an adult. “Take off your clothes.”

“P-Pardon?” the Cleric asks.

“Take off your clothes, we’re going to changing clothes and slipping right past them.” you tell her.

“B-But I can’t wear vampire clothing!” the Cleric protests.

“Oh don’t worry, you won’t be wearing that.” you say taking off your black suit.

******

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“T-This is a harlot’s armour!” the Cleric gasps as she tries to cover herself. Her bodily shape is similar to that of Leona’s. Still quite young, but you can tell she’s older than Leona easily. “I-I can’t be seen wearing this!”

“Too bad, wear it.” you say slipping on the white and pink vampire dress, adjusting your hat before walking out. Kinda surprising that you managed to find a vampire dress that isn’t all black or blood red. “Now keep quiet and let me do the talking if you want to live.”

The Cleric gives a nervous moan as she lifts the bag over her shoulder and follows you back down the hallway.

You walk down the hallway back towards the door, and with your luck there’s only a small group of about four mortals down guarding the door, which does appear to be kicked off of it’s hinges.

“Ma’am!” a guard says saluting you, followed by the remaining three guards saluting you in addition. “I-I’m sorry, but Lord Venture said that all Vampires are to report for duty back in the ballroom!”

>>31817667
"I have already received my order, I am on a fucking suicide mission to reconnaissance our surroundings. I am here cause apparently speed and detail is necessary. This messenger and I will be in the field for half and hour, expect a report soon. Let me go through the side entrance to avoid enemy detection." Use persuasion thingy if they don't seem convinced.

>>31817667
"Very well, continue your patrol, and be diligent about it." Suggestion: Loafe in acomfor comfortable spot and forget we came this way

>>31817798

sounds good

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"I have already received my orders, I am on a bloody suicide mission to reconnaissance our surroundings. I am here because apparently speed and detail is necessary. This messenger and I will be in the field for half and hour, expect a report soon. Let me go through the side entrance to avoid enemy detection." you say reaching what appears to be a fan, before giving a large sigh. “...And they even managed to destroy my fan... Celestian Hooligans...”

“The meeting is over?” a guard asks.

“B-But Lord Venture just left.” Another guard says.

“Yes, and he claimed time is of the essence, so I must depart immediately. (Let me through and go to sleep or something).” you say giving them all an order.

“R-Right away Mistress!” the guards say quickly standing by to let you pass.

“...You expect someone of my statue to open a door to the sewer of all things?” you sneer at them.

“O-Of course ma’am! I’m so sorry!” one guard says opening the door for you.

“Hmph.” you say flicking your hair as you walk out with the Cleric shortly behind you.

After a few minutes, you and the Cleric are finally free of the castle, but not out of the sewer just yet.

“...Um... T-Thank you for saving me.” The Cleric says as she continues to lug your bag, before having a slightly disappointed look on her face. "Um... So you're not a Laminian?"

>>31818373
It's a secret~. I identify myself as mostly human though. Anyway, lets see how to navigate these sewers in a hurry...do you know where to go from here or do you want to still stick with me till we reach topside?

>>31818373
"No, do you prefer your women more...petite? What novel tastes for holy woman. "

>>31818373

Change back into the child form

"Luckily I had a potion which allowed me to do change into an adult form, though I'm probably going to regret it in the morning.... So, where are you going now?"

>>31818461

Seconding this. alchemy is an amazing magical science...

Should we have the cleric say hi to Strider for us?

>>31818373
"Why did you separate from your group?"

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You turn on your aura sight before responding to the Cleric. "No, do you prefer your women more... petite? What novel tastes for holy woman."

“I-I’d never have such impure thoughts for young women! Archangel Evi only recognizes straight relationships and marriage!” the Cleric barks back at you, her aura a combination of both orange (fear), Deep Red (Lust), and red (anger).

"Luckily I had a potion which allowed me to do change into an adult form, though I'm probably going to regret it in the morning...” you reply as you shapeshift back into a child form.

“So you are a Laminian.” the Cleric replies with a dark blue (Suspicious) aura.

“I think you figured out I was a Succubus already right?” you ask.

“I can detect that you are a demon yes.” the Cleric replies, aura still Dark Blue. “Aren’t Laminians supposed to be able to manipulate their auras?”

“And aren’t Clerics not supposed to be hiding in treasure chests?” you ask.

“I... was separated from my group when one of the high vampire nobles knocked me through a wall. I was caught in with a large collect of mortals and was forced to make my way through them. After a while, I couldn’t find my group anymore, so I just... hid in the chest.”

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“Amatur mistake. What kind of group are you with anyways.” you say with a small sigh to the Cleric.

“The Knights of Ni.” the Cleric replies.

“Wait!? What!? THE Knights of Ni!?” you ask the Cleric in disbelief.

“Y-Yes...?” the cleric asks in a confused tone.

“B-But the Knights of Ni are a famous Celestian Adventurer group nearly 150 years old! Even Demonic Nobility give them respect!” you reply.

“I still say the name is just terrible... I’ve been telling them for nearly 150 to change it.” the Cleric says with a sad pout.

“But you only appear to be 25!” you protest. “Enlightened mortals age slowly, but not that slowly!”

“Evi is the Archangel of Life, Mercy, Compassion, and Fertility.” The Cleric replies.

Ah, divine benefits.

OK getting late, we'll continue this tomorrow!

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>>31819167
Writein before I get ready for work.

"Well, I hope Evi is kinder and more reasonable than the last angel I met. He's an asshole. Also, here's a little insight. That lust you're feeling? That's not me doing that, that's all from YOUR head. Let's just get that clear, since I don't know if the anger I see in you is directed at me, or at yourself for being turned on by me. Not that I mind really, I exclusively prefer women myself. But you'll want to get that under control. Another less friendly succubus could totally use that to her advantage. I also see fear, again, I can't tell if you're afraid of me or of your urges. Don't worry, if you did sleep with me it would not cost you your immortal soul but I think we both know what would happen if your church found out."

"Speaking of which, did you know demons are just as bad about that? Seriously! I had friends give me an intervention saying they were 'Concerned I was spending so much time with open and devout Celestians.' I'm a demon! I should be able to do what I want! Ugh. Now I'm just ranting after all that stress. I need a hot bath. Feel free to go your own way or stay with me a while longer, whichever you feel is best."

>>31821349
this seems good

>>31821349

having her stay with us is probably a bad idea for now, we're still on a very important mission.

"Feel free to go your own way and meet up with your companions if you wish me im going to take a nice warm bath after all this sewer busniess"

>>31821349
>In the middle of absurdly sensitive succubus stuff -Invite cleric along.
Nope.

>>31821349
nope
>>31819167
"Well, we should probably go our separate ways, you need to return to your group and it would be kinda awkward for me to tag along."

>>31819132
Wait a minute, did we just say no we're not a Laminan, then immediately claim we are a Laminan next sentence? I'm confused.

>>31821844
I... think so. *sigh*

>>31821844
Yeah, kinda sorta. That's ok, a confused, horney, grateful cleric could prove...enjoyable at a later date. Perhaps we had ought to invite her to tea at some point.

>>31821909
I wonder if we can design an item that prevents someone from messing with their enlightened mortal through soul stuff. Like jamming their signal or whatever.

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Just curious why were you raiding that vampire layer?

>>31822075
I'm honestly not sure. I think it was to steal a bunch of weapons to make framing the vampires easier. Basically, we're going to frame the vampires for something the local evil overlords are wrongly blaming on our group. Then said evil overlords go beat up the vampires and leave us alone.

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>>31822113
oh sorry should have stated that this question was directed to the cleric.

>>31822148
We probably shouldn't tell the cleric that. It could have some bad consequences.

>>31822148
...cause they are evil vampires?

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And awake now.

Give me some time to make breakfast and I'll start this up

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"Well, I hope Evi is kinder and more reasonable than the last angel I met. He's an asshole. Also, here's a little insight. That lust you're feeling? That's not me doing that, that's all from YOUR head. Let's just get that clear, since I don't know if the anger I see in you is directed at me, or at yourself for being turned on by me.” you reply. “Not that I mind really, I exclusively prefer women myself. But you'll want to get that under control. Another less friendly succubus could totally use that to her advantage. I also see fear, again, I can't tell if you're afraid of me or of your urges. Don't worry, if you did sleep with me it would not cost you your immortal soul but I think we both know what would happen if your church found out."

“Hmph! Don’t flatter yourself Demon!” the Cleric huffs, her aura turning orange (fear), Deep red (Lust), and Dark Blue (Suspicion). “I am perfectly able to keep my carnal instincts under control.”

"Speaking of which, did you know demons are just as bad about that? Seriously! I had friends give me an intervention saying they were 'Concerned I was spending so much time with open and devout Celestians.' I'm a demon! I should be able to do what I want! Ugh. Now I'm just ranting after all that stress.” you reply.

“There’s no such thing as a Demon who likes Celestia!” The cleric barks back.

You gaffaw as you hear this, Amanda’s old behavior clearly coming to mind. “Yea, keep thinking that honey.”

Hm... It appears even through jabs, she still has that aura up. You wonder how far you can push it...

A) Attempt to seduce Cleric
B) You got a job to do

(Fucking Catchpa, making me think this was up)

>>31826926
...Sandact, you need to read things more carefully.
>>31821349
>>31821380
2 in favor
>>31821438
>>31821628
>>31821819
3 against.
2nd time this thread

>>31827003

yea, but I figured since you're still within the vampire territory it's best to stay together until you're well clear of it.

Till then nothing wrong with some smalltalk right? If so, we can just skip until you're back.

>>31827153
I guess. Could do without the terrible dialogue full of lies I voted against though.
>>31826926
>A) Attempt to seduce Cleric
Keep teasing her, then get a goodbye kiss and leave her a way to contact us. We'll be happy to give her group information if they need some. Except succubi obviously. We get enough crap about being succubi from pride demons, we really don't need the Celestians horning in."

>>31827300
So offer to give her friends complete and accurate information on people we don't like? Also inform her in a grave voice that we would really like our "armor" back, even though it does look really nice on her.
>>31826926
"Its less a matter of liking Celestia and more liking you. In my experience, no organization or people are without decent sorts, and none is without idiots and assholes.:

>>31826926
>A) Attempt to seduce Cleric
Teasing is alright. We also want to remind her that she owes us. Which we will be collecting in the future.

>>31827562
[Spoiler] in bed [/spoiler]

>>31826926
B) but with the promise of A) later.
We need to inform everyone of the Laminian who was visiting the vampires.

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“Well see, it’s less of a matter of liking Celestia, and more of a matter of liking you.” you reply. “No organization is without it’s idiots and assholes anyways.”

“Well I won’t admit there are some dishonest people in our organization, but at least we are pure!” the Cleric replies.

“Oh please. Honey, do you have any idea how much temptation you give to people?” you ask her.

“Eh?” she asks in a confused tone.

“Even when you were wearing your old armour, I could see your curves. I’m pretty sure you frustrated far more than one teenager or man in your lifetime just by walking past them.” you reply with a small sigh.

“Which the teachings of Evi cover such impure thoughts!” the Cleric replies. “Those who even think of adultery in mind have already committed it, and the same could be said of premarital intercourse!”

“What? To tell them to wait? Girl, if anything you’re not an inspiration to such people, but rather giving them an unrealistically high standard for a wife. I mean outside of adventuring what other hobbies do you have?” you ask her.

“...Cooking, cleaning, and sewing.” she says pouting, her aura a silver (sad) colour.

“See? Perfect, unattainable, model wife.” you reply. “Anyways, you owe me after pulling your ass out of the fire back there.”

“I won’t be directly harming any of my friends. Evi would put me under divine penance if I did.” The Cleric replies. “...How much further is it until the edge of this vampire territory?”

“32nd ceiling pipe, roughly.” you reply, recalling Ada’s map of how deep vampire territory often is.

(Anything else you wish to ask the Cleric?)

>>31828076
"And I'm not asking you to harm your friends. I just wanted to talk.

And I'd rather not have that much to do with a group that turns those they dislike to salt and asks questions later, even if those vampires weren't the good guys so to speak."

>>31828076
Not really. give her a goodbye kiss at the appropriate time.

>>31828076
Respond to her impure thoughts statement: "So when a demon in skimpy gear does it, it's their fault, but when you do it, it's someone else's?

Look, if it doesn't bother you, don't worry about it, but if it does...well you do need a new suit of armour."

>>31828760
Also, add to this: "Be humble. Don't suggest to be more then you are, a person. Don't suggest you're perfect, be you."

When we get out of vampire territory, suggest we meet in the future (maybe a day or two), at a cafe.

>>31828760
>>31828795
this

all in all, the whole thing with the adventure raid on the place should make for a nice cover for our acquisition of their equipment.... and that assault might also be a cause for the Vampires to 'accelerate their plans'...

but on the current matter...
>>31828760 and >>31828795 make good responses. We don't have the luxury of time or tea to have a discussion over Celestian policy.

Random thought; if everything a demon says/does is wrong/bad, would us telling her to do stuff which the Celestian doctrine tells her to do inherently make that a paradoxical activity as she would be damned if she did it, and damned if she didn't...

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"So when a demon in skimpy gear does it, it's their fault, but when you do it, it's someone else's?” you ask.

“You’re the one that forced me into this provocative armour in the first place!” she retorts.

“Point, but it got us out alive didn’t it?” you reply back to her.

“...Yes...” she then reluctantly admits.

“Look, if it doesn't bother you, don't worry about it, but if it does... well you do need a new suit of armour." you tell her.

“It’s not like I don’t mind wearing this sort of thing as underwear at least...” The cleric replies, her aura being a mixture of orange (fear or embarrassment) and deep red (Lust).

Hm... Looks like you may have some buttons to push later.

"Just be humble. Don't suggest to be more then you are, a person. Don't suggest you're perfect, be you." you tell her.

“You say that, but as exemplars of the Celestian Faith, we need to uphold the virtues and set an example as living embodiments of the Celestian Faith.” the Cleric replies.

“But the Celestian College in Old TO is gone.” you reply.

“There... was no Celestia College in Old TO.” the Cleric replies, her aura being an orange (fear) colour.

“No, don’t give me that. It was the worst kept secret in all of Old TO. Everyone, and I literally mean everyone, as in even the peasants, knew it was a Celestia front College. So don’t give me that.” you reply back to her.

“Alright alright. After the Celestia college fell, the Vatican felt it needed to try and send some messages to the Demonic nobility here, so we were sent here to do just that.” The Cleric replies.

(Anything else you want to ask?)

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"I have no reason to wish them any harm. I am going to say you owe me one but really i am not going to hold you to it. Even if i asked for a favor in return I never ask people to do anything they don't want to do.

Any way your group is probably worried sick about you and i should get going. where do you want me to drop you off before we part." (can use space control to map area to make it look like we know this place well)

Uh diplomatic or more of a show of disapproval?

>>31829186
"Do be careful. That demon general is quite strong, and there's a wrath demon who picks fights with demon dukes for fun, and wins easily. I don't want you to get hurt."
Then get a kiss from the lady

>>31829186
What is her name? Did we ask?

We could tell her about the draugr, it did bust the college up. Get another group out for its head.

>>31829423
She already knows that probably.

>>31829196
Sounds good.
>>31829186
Swap clothes, grab the bag, and get a time to meet her later.
>>31829405
We didn't we should do that.

>>31829376
Yeah, we don't want her to get hurt.

>>31829376
If this is used, possibly insert something about the city being a dangerous place?

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"I have no reason to wish them any harm. I am going to say you owe me one but really I’m not going to hold you to it. Even if I asked for a favor in return I never ask people to do anything they don't want to do.” you reply.

“...Is that an implied threat?” the Cleric asks.

“What?! No!” you retort back at her.

“Well we’ve dealt with a lot of demons that did such things to us in the past!” she then retorts back.

You just give a sigh as you hear this. Given how long she’s been with a demon hunter squad, it’s only natural for her to be leery. “Any way your group is probably worried sick about you and I should get going. Where do you want me to drop you off before we part."

“You know the layout of this place?” the Cleric asks.

You tap the side of your head. “Space magic.”

“Any place leading to the top will do, so long as it’s not in a Demon’s castle.” The Cleric replies.

“Easily done. We just need to go up one more level and we should be able to find the exit.” you reply, turning around to meet her in her eyes. "Do be careful. That Demon General is quite strong, and there's a Wrath Demon who picks fights with demon dukes for fun, and wins easily. I don't want you to get hurt."

“A Wrath Demon capable of beating Demon Dukes!? So the rumors were true!?” the Cleric gasps in amazement.

“Yes... And that’s all the more reason I want you not to get hurt...” you say trailing your finger under her chin, her aura appearing to be a deep red (lust) colour now.

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You lean into the Cleric, standing up a bit so you look within her deep blue eyes. Panic going over her face before you just give her small peck on the lips.

The Cleric stiffens up as you can taste the sweet spice of her lust in her tongue, her aura seeming to taste far sweeter than normal, drowning out the stench of the sewer you are in completely.

...Then you begin to notice that the Cleric begins to return your advances. You only wanted a small peck on the lips, but now the Cleric is leaning into you, passionately pressing her lips against your own while her tongue goes into your mouth.

You freeze up for a moment due to the sheer shock of the situation, swearing if Leona saw such a scene she’d faint on sight.

>>31830280
>Cleric with a demon fetish
Did the knights of Ni recruit her from castle anthrax?
I'm dying here.

>>31830280
Continue to make out with her for a bit. Then pull away and inform her that she doesn't get to go all the way on the first date. What does she take us for?

>>31830408
This. We are going to have so much fun with her.

>>31830408
Seconding this. Let's get contact information from her. Getting us a stable bit of mortal tush on the side might be nice.

>>31830660
Heck, she has the skillset to be a maid of ours, and I'd find it amusing to fill our household staff with retired bad-asses.

>>31830408
This is a great choice

>>31830732
Whooo! Combat maids!

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You begin to relax a little bit, letting the Cleric kiss you deeply. You begin to return her own kissing, your own tongue playing with hers. You notice that she does seem to hold you very tightly to her, her bust pressing up against your shoulders as she leans down in order to kiss you better. While her lust can be felt, you can also feel her passion, her heart beating so fast that you swear you can feel it even through her rather sizable breasts.

After some time, you try to push her away, but she seems oblivious with how deeply she’s into this, the Cleric holding you closer when you actually try to push her away. You actually need to shove her away just to get her off of you.

“Now now now... What kind of girl do you take me for? Going all the way on the first date.” you teasingly say to her.

The Cleric recovers from her stumble, before a look of pure terror comes up over her face.

“...You alright?” you ask her.

“...In the name of Evi, what have I done!?” the Cleric gasps.

“Uh?” you say in a confused tone.

“I’ve indulged my carnal desires with one of so few years! A-A-And with a member of the same sex!” The Cleric says holding onto her hair. “S-Such a thing is forbidden! I-If a-anyone found that I... I...”

>>31831505
Hey hey hey, I'm an adult. Laminians are stuck like this, remember?

Can't help you with the rest of that though.

>>31831505
"Hush, hush. I won't tell a soul. I promise okay?"

>>31831610
Lets try to avoid implying that we're Laminians anymore.

>>31831505
>>31831638
This looks good.

>>31831610
That wasn't even one of her worries, no point in bringing it up.

>>31831638
This, after all secrets are best kept close to the heart

>>31831708
She said 'one of so few years' so she might think we're underage.

>>31831505
"I'm an adult. And I think what happens here stays here." Hug her.

>>31831817
Oh, and in addition to my previous post: "And I don't think it's in any way shameful to be who you really are, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else."

>>31831776
To be fair, she is at least 150, but I am in agreement with not pressing the succubut type issue. Or rather to not mention it at all.

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You walk over to the Cleric, reaching up to her head and letting your hands wander through her hair. "Hush, hush. I won't tell a soul. I promise okay?"

“Y-You promise?” the Cleric asks.

“I do. What happens down here, stays down here.” you reply with a gentle smile. “I don’t think it’s shameful to be who you really are, so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else.”

“...R-Really?” The Cleric asks in between sobs.

“Really.” you reply back confidently.

Upon hear this, an ear to ear smile can be seen on the Cleric. This would comfort you, if not for how incredibly... eeire it somehow seems...

The Cleric’s hands brush the sides of your cheeks as she leans down in front of you. “D-Don’t be afraid little one... Big Sister Amelia is going to show you something *very* special...”

...Oh my god she’s one of those people.

>>31832260
...FTB
I'm not entirely sure how or why, but that seems even more creepy then people with hardcore bdsm/rape fantasies.

>>31832260
I... need an adult?

>>31832260
lets make sure we get our clothes and armor back from her when we finish

>>31832260
Shes going to kill us if she finds out we arent laminian

>>31832574
We told her we weren't, then we implied we were. OP combined two different opinions in a weird nonsensical fashion

>>31832482
That's where she responds that she is one.
>>31832431
Possibly because it's CP, anon.
>>31832260
"Just so you know, we are still in a sewer and may still be near enough to the vampires that they could hurt us."

If enough people want to continue this somewhere else, we could say: "But if you want to continue this later..."

>>31832260
Treat her with kindness and acceptance, but make it clear that we want her to like her for us, not some fake version of us that doesn't exist.

>>31832817
So... use the power of love to cure or at least redirect her pedophilia? Makes sense to me.

>>31832260
Big Sis, lets go home, okay?

>>31833170
Might be the most effective to avoid doing the bedtop sports for indoors type in the sewers

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“I’m not here to judge, but right now we are still in a sewer and may still be near enough to the vampires that they could hurt us." you tell her.

The Cleric takes a few seconds to respond. “O-Oh! Right!” she says standing back up immediately.

“So let’s get going home, alright ‘Big Sis’?” you ask her.

“Y-Yes!” the Cleric says following you once again.

Once you figure that you’re far enough away from the Vampires territory, you both enter what appears to be an abandoned station of some sort and change your clothes back to normal.

“Now before I go I got something to say to you.” the Cleric says standing in front of you, still fuming a bit as she holds up the demonic armour. “A young lady such as yourself should not be wearing such a scandalous and provocative outfit. Such clothing is immoral to wear, as it treats hardworking women as nothing more than sex objects, rather than seeing the beauty that lies on the inside!”

You hold back the urge to laugh, this coming from HER of all people...

>>31833358
"It was gotten as a joke gift for me by a rather drunk Wrath demon friend of mine. Its a remarkably powerful piece of armor, so I tend to wear more reasonable things over it."

>>31833358
"And the armour has protective properties and helps what magic I can cast cost me less energy. My friends got it for me as a joke, but I'd rather live then not."

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>>31833358
Someone needs to get her hands on a stash of preserved Old-World yuri so that she can learn how to best express the purest form of love.

>>31833452
Don't mention the friend and understate it's power

>>31833492
This

>>31833486
I'm sure one of the queens has a stash somewhere

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"It was gotten as a joke gift for me. It has some enchantments and is functional as a piece of armour, but it’s hardly anything special.” you reply. “I tend to wear more reasonable things over it.”

“No! I mean young gir- no! No woman should wear this as any part of her own attire! Wearing such things willing erodes one’s own morals and common decency! If you wear this, then next thing you know you’ll be wearing rope bondage down the street, biting your lip as you gain sinful pleasure from the onlookers!” The Cleric says with a blush on her face.

“...Uh...” if anything, you swear this girl has some seriously repressed fantasies.

“Thank your friends but say that a young woman such as yourself cannot possibly wear it!” the Cleric says handing it back to you.

“Believe me, I tried...” you mutter.

“Besides, what was a Laminian doing in the midst of a vampire base anyways?!” The Cleric then continues to lecture you. “I heard about Laminian’s stealing anything that isn’t bolted down, but even that was a bit too far! What if you had gotten caught!? What if you had gotten hurt!?”

She’s making a big deal out of something when you’re a race which her beliefs encourages genocide on...

>>31834260
"I'm a bit more capable than I look, and I've been in worse spots. Why do you care though? Everything nice I do to you is supposed to be part of some intricate evil plot of mine right? Be kinda nice to be that good at planning things actually."

>>31834388
Reminds we of that joke about the Jew who reads the NeoNazi paper to learn about how powerful he is. There have got to be quite a few demons who couldn't plot their way out of a paper bag who did nice things in front of her, given the length of her career.

I was in this quest like 30 threads ago, good to see it still going, I remember it was quite nice one. Will take me a bit to get with it on track.

Also - seriously, up your Axe ranks already guys. Just to have aesthetic Character Sheet and unlock that power finally.

>>31834388
Possibly add on, something akin to, "Besides I helped you escape."

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"I'm a bit more capable than I look, and I've been in worse spots. Why do you care though? Everything nice I do to you is supposed to be part of some intricate evil plot of mine right? Like me saving you?” you ask her. “Would be kinda nice to be that good at planning things actually."

“Because it’s all part of your evil plot!” the Cleric replies.

“Of course it is...” you sigh.

“It’s been your plan all along that you’d rescue me, only to seduce to me! To dress me up in foul clothing, polluting the minds of the young!” the Cleric says. “I would never enjoy wearing something so revealing, nor would I ever give into the temptation of the flesh before marriage!”

But... She was the one who came onto you.

“And... After marriage?” you ask.

“Evi says to go forth and be fruitful!” the Cleric replies. “And while I may have swayed earlier, fruit needs to ripen before it is good for consumption!”

Oh god... This is like talking to Leona all over again. You want to drink just hearing her blather on and on and on about completely contradictory actions and words.

You wonder where to ask her to meet up. Even if she may be quite verbal, she may know some things.

>>31834260
Oh my, she has some interesting sub fantasies.
We could have fun later on with this. But first we must have her name.
So ask her and arrange for a meeting in the future.

>>31835208
One of the more upscale restaurants we know, preferably one without anyone we know to interrupt things.

>>31835270
Agreed. That joke got old a while back.

>>31835208
Question: does space magic allow us to know precisely how much space a person occupies, and hence their measurements? I ask because we need to acquire for this lady clothing of the lewd variety before we meet again.

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Seriously, the kindest thing we can do to this woman is sort out the mess in her head.

>>31835488
This is brilliant.

Seconding.

>>31835488
Holy shit, thats amazing.

>>31835488

Indeed it would

You have to admit, this girl has some... vivid imaginations. In order to help this girl you, you make a small space magic spell to get the exact measures of this Cleric so you can... ‘acquire’ some more suitable clothing for her.

“What is your name Lady...”

“Lady Amelia Rothschild.” the woman replies.

...A Rothschild, huh. Go figure.

“Well then, Lady Amelia, let us meet up in the Planet Universe restaurant say... tomorrow at eight?” you ask. Time is limited, so tomorrow is nearly the only time you can meet her.

“...Eight is fine...”Amelia says with a sigh.

“Excellent. Now if you excuse me, I need to get going. Ta ta!” you say waving to Amelia.

******

And I'm done for the thread. See you guys all next week!

>>31835823
does Rothschild mean anything to us?

>>31835823
How much DP did we get for outwitting vampires and seducing a not very innocent maiden

>>31835901
Spending DP at this point would be awesome.

>>31835901

Need to think, but definately something

>>31835991
What are you interested in? I'm the guy who gets stuck with the math, so give me a general idea of what you want.

>>31835823
Thanks for running, Sandact

>>31835997
Awesome thread Sand.
Quite happy with Amelia's character, definitely looking forward to explore her more.

>>31836188
>definitely looking forward to explore her more.
I'm looking forward to 'exploring' her more too

>>31835823

why can I imagine a FTB scene where she continues to spout off Celestian Doctrine throughout the main attraction, only to end up all 'What have I done' afterwards....

>>31836025
If Brooklyn's character sheet is current, space control to average is the best thing I can think of. Maybe Axe to Great! if we have the points (we might).