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“I am the sort of person who would picks on people I like.” You explain proudly pointing your thumb at yourself.

“Shall I bring the food to the room then?” The inn keeper asks to which you reply with a nod.

Over breakfast, more of that rice stuff and sticky bean stuff which you fill with the contents of your inventory to make palatable, Gerome explains through the way she is eating that you need to investigate more and you have to be sneaky gits about it. “True.” You agree making the otherwise silent group look at you strangely. “There was that drunken man we met last time who could tell us more. Then again the inn keeper is really attractive and needs to be seduced for information. Also we could go wandering around the town more to explore or to find more people.” You offer.

Ryoko raises her hand. “There are so many things wrong with that idea, but why do we have to try to seduce the inn keeper again?”

“Because she is a widow. That is what it means to be a widow.” You answer.

Caede takes a long drink of her soup with the tofu chunks in it then says “That isn’t what a widow means.”

“Well, then just talk to her regular. Or seduce her! I don’t care!” You throw your arms in the air in frustration, then cross your arms and look away.

Okay, so what’s the plan Scooby?
[] Split up gang. That is always a good idea on creepy rape islands.
[] Stick together, because again, creepy rape island cult.
Then
[] Go talk to the inn-keeper. You never trusted keepers of any sort.
[] Go find the drunk guy, drunken words are sober thoughts after all
[] Wander the residential part of town, because you are a people person
[] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall
[] Go wander in the woods, your clothing will get slowly shredded and a shaky camera will probably follow you. We, uh, we don't have a big budget
[] Other, please specify
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>>31851460

>[] Split up gang. That is always a good idea on creepy rape islands.
>[] Go find the drunk guy, drunken words are sober thoughts after all
I just want to mention that when we start the omake, I want to hide Aizen's fake body and impersonate him when with Fob Watch when he fakes his death.

>>31851460
>TOGETHER, TOO THE MOUNTAINS. Perhaps hoist Louise on our shoulders, be nurturing to our pink haired little friend who we like more than Ryoichi. Heck, we like everyone more than Ryoichi. I wonder is Ryoko and Ryoichi ever fucked after she started putting out? Maybe in the timeline we erased where he went on his rapey zipper bender. Good thing we stopped that by catching him red handed and eating him, we should wonder this aloud.

>>31851460
Split up gang. That is always a good idea on creepy rape islands.

Go find the drunk guy, drunken words are sober thoughts after all

>>31851460
>[x] Stick together, because again, creepy rape island cult.
>[x] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall

>>31851460
>>[] Stick together, because again, creepy rape island cult.
>[] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall

We had a reaction last time when near the mountains, yeah? Go back.

Why do we never Fob Watch. It could be so fun.

>>31851640
Because we have difficulty with long term planning. Honestly, this mod soul force feeding is the only plan we've really come up with. Basically everything else has been doing things that NPCs suggest.

>>31851640
>It could be so fun
Could be. Suggest it when it might be, and we might.
Being insane is always fun though.

>>31851460
>[] Stick together, because again, creepy rape island cult.
> [] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall

The mountains do sound like the outline of a plan.

>>31851460
>[X] Split up gang. That is always a good idea on creepy rape islands.
>[X] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall

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Looks like we are sticking together and going to the mountains then. Writing now.

>>31851460

>[X] Stick together, because again, creepy rape island cult.
>[X] Go check out the mountain area, because being high up is like being tall

>>31851460
>[x] Stick together
>[x] Mountains

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Idea that's probably not so good but saying anyway.

>Gather up tons of sacrificial victims
>Also gather up all allies to help they don't get sacrificed
>Both Jager and Risa second release
>Jager shoots a vamp spike into the ground
>Jager starts using her Morphological Weaponry to form a staff
>When Jager's juice runs low, Risa will touch the spike to continue funneling energy into the staff
>When her energy runs low, Life Drinker will be used on the sacrifices to prolong the draining for as long as possible
>Then Risa switches off with all highish-level allies; Sin-Fin, Caede, Ryoko, the plant, GREAT ME!, and maybe some of the shinigami and others if they be real careful to not get killed by the spikes instantly
>The plan is to get this stick as pumped as you could possible get a stick
Then phase two
>Wait for Risa to get back to full juice
>She rips off the smile part of her mask fragment (it's not like she ever displays it anyway)
>Stick it on top of the pumped staff with some string and a belt or something
>Use a miracle on it to turn it into a weapon.
It could end up as a spear/halberd/maul/many-other-more-practical things, but I like to imagine that it turns into a big goofy scythe. Hopefully the miracleing would make the mask frag of suitable size for hitting things.
There's also the possibility that the teeth move to the cutty part and turn it into a chainsaw-ish cutty part. Chainscythe made of face bone masks. Totally not fuckig silly at all.

>>31851931
>Gather up tons of sacrificial victims

Jager's too human to agree to mass murder in most cases?
Also sounds kinda nazi.

>>31851988
What if they were nephilim/demons/some other thing we had to get rid of anyway?

>>31851931
We could just skip all that and make one with pure miracle ability, using our hair lock or whatever else is needed as a catalyst. Besides, I don't think arrancar can rip their mask off a second time.

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“The mountain seems like a good idea. Something smelled weird up there last time I looked and since it is daytime we should be able to pretend to be exhibitionists.” You say.

“Hikers. We should be able to pretend to be hikers.” Caede corrects you and you look up in thought, then shrug.

“That too. We should probably stick together because, you know, creepy rape cult.” You explain.

The four of you leave the inn and look over the town. The early morning light seems to have burned away the fog from last night, but there are still evidence it was there. You see on the door of the inn is a wet spot, same with the ground in front of the inn door. The spots seem to hold the impression of worms of some king, but standing on two legs. The trail goes off into the grass and vanishes. You walk through the town itself and see a few people leaving their homes to go about their lives. The men seem to be going down to the docks, or shops, while the women folk stay inside. A few children run by your group, actually giving you a wide berth in the street, then go further toward the center of town. After a few minutes of walking you see they were all apparently going to a small school house which you make a note of on your mini-map. I mean, a mental map thingy. Yeah.

You make your way to the mountain, and smell weird things again but you can’t quite place it. Curse you and your fantastic nose. “So, what exactly is here sensei?” Ryoko asks.

“Not sure.” You explain looking around as your group climbs.

“Well, I don’t want to just wander around here all day and get lost. There are creepy people and shit.” She protests and you stop.

You spin on your heel and raise an eyebrow at her like a disappointed mother. “Why are you being so snooty today?” You ask.

“I’m hungry. That breakfast wasn’t enough to fill me up for mountain climbing.” Ryoko answers.
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>>31852061
But then we lose out on the pumped stick

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Fair enough. You reach into your pants and pull out a bag of trail mix. You hand it to her with a beer and turn back to the mountain, then keep walking. You hear the hiss as the cold beer is opened and Ryoko seems to be content for now. Damn best scrub. “Not that she had much to contest with. Speaking of Ryoko! When Ryouichi was being all creepy and you were boning everything without a pulse-“ I see what you did there- “You and he ever shag?” You ask.

“What? No, we didn’t. Why?” She answers.

“Oh, no reason.” You say.

"How do you keep the beer cold in your pants, but the trail mix a comfortable temperature? Where do you even fit all that stuff?" Caede asks pulling on one of your belt loops and not moving it much because you wear properly fitted clothes except when you don't.

"You know, I never got around to asking about how it works." You answer, not certain if you want to know.

You walk a solid hour and a half more, that is a british hour mind you, and eventually come upon a dirt path. You follow it and it quickly branches off to the left and right. Perfect, a fork in the road.

[] Go left
[] Go right
[] Back to village
[] Other, please specify
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>>31852123
>[x] Go left

nothing bad ever happens on the left

>>31852123
>[x] Go left
The left side historically has much more interesting names. Also, Risa's left-handed.

>>31852123
>[] Go left
Might as well.

>>31852121
Like we need it. Our body alone is probably far more valuable than any weapon we could make by infusing Jager's spikes with juice. I doubt they could even contain that much power.

>>31852182
I'm not seeing how Risabits tied to pumpedstick is a lesser quality miracle target than just Risabits.

>>31852123
>[X] Go left
Why not?

Left it is then.

>Hydra: Both poisonous and regen-tastic. The many heads thing could probably translate over to many tails and result in even more of the fluffy buggers.
>Kitsune: Illusions and fluffy tails of their own. They also tear people's livers out with their bare hands or something. That's pretty metal.
I couldn't think of more things to go kill&eat because I'm a lazy git that didn't study his mythology.

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“When in doubt, go left.” You say turning at once and moving towards the left incline.

The path eventually turns into an old stone path with large pillars and after some walking you take a turn in the ocean of trees and find yourselves standing before a large mansion. A Japanese mansion so it only has the one floor that just sort of spreads. Well, I mean, three floors if you count the under the house part samurai use to escape their enemies and hide their children plus the secret attic compartments people use to masturbate while women pee below them. “Monologue, what the hell?” You ask. Don’t ask me, those are actually things.

“Who are you?” A voice calls out.

You look up and see a pair of men approach. Behind them stand several other forms in black outfits wearing black veils over their heads and carrying swords on their hips. You sniff the air but they seem pretty human. You have to think fast so you decide to

[] Play it cool and fish for information
[] Attack
[] Run
[] Other, please specify

>>31852362
Illusions and just walk past them while they talk to the air?

>>31852362
>[] Play it cool and fish for information

>>31852362
>[] Play it cool and fish for information
>>31852397
Combine these two. let them talk to illusions while we're somewhere else. In case a fight breaks out, I want to get a drop on these scrubs.

>>31852362
>[X] Play it cool and fish for information
Use illusions to mask your real location just in case.

>>31852362
>[x] Other, please specify

Illusions sound good .

make the illusions say they are nymphomaniac co-eds on holiday, hiking in the woods.


sounds like we found a cult...

>>31852362
>Play it cool and fish for information.
>Perhaps prove we are hiking to fish the mountain streams by producing a fishing rod from inventory.
>but you don't need a rod to fish. That is what sharp paws,long teeth, and gods given cat reflexes are for
>actually cats eat more birds than fish. In fact the US is having a songbird genocide because outside pet cats are murdering birds, and sometimes for fun. Not even eating them.

>>31852362
>[x] Play it cool and fish for information
"ALL HAIL THE LEECH-FOG!"

Rolled 57

[x] Play it cool and fish for information

>>31852486
This guy, throwing in to mix illusions with playing cool.

Though, could you catch an illusion?

>fishing for info while nonchalantly pulling a fishing rod out of her pants and haling the leech fog
Risa is best at this.

>>31852541
What could go wrong?

Maybe we should talk for a minute and then when it becomes obvious that they aren't giving us any good info, THEN we illusion us leaving but really just walk on past em?

>>31852619
Why wait to gain an advantage?

If they don't attack, we're fine. If they do attack, we have the edge.

Plus we can make the illusions do silly things. Also ventriloquism is a thing we haven't done in forever..

>>31852664
Oooo, like subtly change Ryoko illusions hairstyle each time they blink...or make Caede progressively taller. Or cycle our eye color! Or make Jean Luck a girl...or a boy?

Have we ever used our Glimpse skill?

>>31852938
Mostly early on in the quest when Hollows and Shinigami were the main focus.

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You throw up some illusions of your group and pull your own group back a bit and into the cover of the woods. You toss a rock at your illusion’s head and she makes an annoyed and disgusted face at you. “Hello there, um, guvnah?” Illusion Risa says cockney and uncultured. “We were just hiking in the woods all nice like. Then we got lost! That’s it, lost!” Illusion Risa says nodding happily.

“Like, it’s you know, right? Oh my god, we were like, so lost. We were like, walking, and I like, saw a deer and it was like, psyeah Ryoko, you know?” Illusion Ryoko says and you feel real Ryoko pinch your ear.

”I do not sound like that.” She explains pulling.

“Yeah, it is sort of a grab back of what I grab.” You explain, your psychosis making your illusions more dynamic than is probably needed.

The group stares at the illusionary beings, their dark gazes assuring you violence is at hind and only- “Oh, it is good to have young people enjoying the outdoors.” One of the lead men says. Or not.

“Well, you chaps seem mighty friendly, innit ya? You lot much nicer than those blokes about town.” Illusion Risa says.

“Do forgive them. With the strange seasons we have been having a hard time getting ready for the returning festival which we do every year. Besides, it is rare people from the mainland come except to tell us about tax information or to impose fishing sanctions on the fishermen.” The other lead man says, who I will describe when they stop being super little people.

“Like, pshyeah, so like, whose mansion is this? It’s like soooooo big.” Illuko says, that is Illusion Ryoko obviously, with a giggle at her innuendo.

The men look at illusion Risa and she just shrugs. “It’s a phase, bless. Just got to get her growing out of it.”
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“Ah, of course. Teenagers can be quite difficult. This mansion belongs to the Shiratori family. They have owned the land on this island for many years, since the feudal era at least.” One of the small people explains.

“Oh, that’s lovely innit? Figurin they the ones behind this festival?” Illusion you asks, cockney slag.

“Well, they hold a major part of it but it is nothing so grand as you might think. Just a silly little tradition we have always done. It isn’t anything too grand but it gives people peace of mind and with times being what they are we find that peace of mind is something dearly needed. If you are interested I am certain there are people in town you can ask about the festival if you are truly interested. Do you need us to show you the way back to town?” The man asks.

“Like, wow, I like, you know?” Illuko giggles.

“Just a direction point love, then we’ll be on our way.” Illusion you says.

“Just follow the path down, and you should see trees with small shrines next to them. Keep following them and you should get out around the market.” He explains.

You have the illusion you people leave and wave goodbye, then you scratch your chin from your hiding place. “Hm, a festival of some sort. Could be interesting. Should we break into the place? If some lazy creeper lout is in there then we might be able to catch him.” You say.
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“Or it could alert them that we are on to them if we break in. Keep in mind this whole island is their territory sensei. Besides, they were sort of polite. By your twisted logic you can’t just go murdering them unless it would be funny or they were rude.” Real Ryoko says still pulling your ear.

“We could check around town about the festival. See if we can get any good information.” Caede offers.

Hm, decisions decisions.

[] Go into the mansion, because being sneaky is now less interesting
[] Go find Bardwah. That was his name, right? Drunks are trustworthy.
[] To the school. You are a teacher and they will probably make the students do cutesy kid stuff for it.
[] The widowed inn keeper. Come on, give a voice in your head the hook up.
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 82

[x] Go find Bardwah. That was his name, right? Drunks are trustworthy.

A good drunk will never steer your wrong...unless there are a lot of details

>>31853057
>[] Go into the mansion, because being sneaky is now less interesting

>>31853057
>[] Go find Bardwah. That was his name, right? Drunks are trustworthy.
If someone from our group gets kidnapped, this mansion will be the first to burn.

>>31853057
Shapeshift into Bardwah and infiltrate the mansion as him.

>>31853057
>Locate the drunk, he will be useful.

Also, let's ask Ryoko is the All Father has given her any new thumbs up, or told her about any holy missions to kill Fenrir or stick Loki under the earth and make a snake drop venom in his eye?

Actually, we should find the big boot made of all the discarded shoe leathers of mankind and use that on Fenrir. Make Ryoko do it, then she keeps the boot, and we share Fenrir's split corpse with ze Jäger bombs.

>>31853057
>[X] Go find Bardwah. That was his name, right? Drunks are trustworthy.
Tell scrubs to gather information, then split up.

>>31853245
Again, you can not split corpses, as a general rule of thumb.

So going to see the drunk it is then? Right o

>>31853245
>>31853320

We clearly are going to have to do our best to skin Fenrir alive, and make a nice coat for Jager-bombs before eating him.
Or her. Fenrir might have little Fenrir babies. I'm not a mythology major, how should I know?

>>31853320
Even if the body is split from jaw to tail by a giant boot shoved innit's gullet? Damn, guess we're eating Fenrir to get godslayer...but what do we feed Jäger. We haven't given her a proper meal since Cain.

Maybe we can science it so she eat's Fenrir's prison and then we fight Fenrir, whose prison was filled with spikes and he isn't feeling good.

>>31853457
>Maybe we can science it so she eat's Fenrir's prison

Best plan this week.
But we should be nice and tell her she's eating the source of eternal winter first.
Possibly mix it in with ice cream.

Wait, that might kill her.

>>31853457
Jaeger gets fenrir, this has been the plan for ages.
And I don't see a problem with it, best way to power up Jaeger is to feed her powerful things.

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“That drunk who tried to touch my fluffy tails when I had no fluffy tails. He said something vague and terrifying about this village. Let’s go find him.” You propose.

“Fine. But if he tries anything I am going to hurt him.” Ryoko grumbles, apparently trying her best to look out for you.

“I never say no to wanton violence!” You explain with a smile. Or wanton soup. Man, we could really go for some of that. Inventory do you have any down there we can-

The sound of a gunshot echoes through your skull and you tumble to the ground. You hold your head as the ringing in your ears lowers to something more bearable. Ryoko runs over and mouths something at you. Actually she seems to be shouting your name but your ear drums are not going for it. “I am good ryoko, I am fine. What the hell monologue?” You demand. Wasn’t me. “Inventory?” You ask looking down at your pants.

~S’bitch no give me my money. He make me s’mad.

You narrow your gaze and frown. You decide not to ask because having unlimited disposable income is a skill worth not asking questions about. You nod and decide that there is probably a tortured corpse in your pants somewhere now. “Right then, back to it.” You say and walk along the road, still a little woozy from your trauma.

You make it back to town in a few hours and look around the docks for Bardwah. The lovable drunk aristocrat of the sea. You find him laying on a sofa made of trash bags and surrounded by empty bottles of cheap liquor. He looks up at you, his dull eyes unfocused for a moment, but then you see a flash of recognition. “If it ishn’t the girlies from before! Back for the old Bardwah, huh?” He asks taking a long drink of his bottle.

“You could say that.” You reply. “We need to know about that festival that is about to happen. Figured you would be the best source of information.”
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>>31853644
Jager doesn't have Copycat. Getting the Godslayer perk from Fenrir is way better than getting a chunk of spxp.

>>31853607
Nah, we make it so Fenrir's prison gets inverted and draws power from him for a bit, then have Jäger spike the prison until it collapses, injuring Fenrir. Then, we unload a salvo on him and introduce him to the best way to die. Once we've made him disappear into our fluffy tails, we cough up his skin and make jäger a proper punk coat. Because she is our friend and we cannot have her embarass us when we go check out the resurgent Indy punk scene. It'll have safety pins and staple stitching.

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“Well no, you ashkin old bardwah about that. Thinkin you need to give me shomefing too.” He explains with a lecherous grin.

“Okay. You tell me and I won’t kill you.” You offer.

“Ha ha ha, like thatsh the best way to get old bardwah’s attenshuns? Ha, be a blessing if I diedsh.” He explains waving his hand dismissively.

“Fine. Tell me, and I will kill you.” You offer.

“Can’t kill whatsh already dead. Dead and damned old bardwah is. Damned to be me.” He explains.

“Is your primary negotiating method murder?” Caede asks annoyed.

“Hold on, let me check my move set.” You say glancing up.

>Rhyme (12/100) >Swedish Fish(6/10)
>Lasers (99/100) >Living Nightmare(0/5)

“Huh, the only nonviolent move I have is Swedish Fish.” You explain sort of perplexed at your powers. What about rhyming? “I am sort of rubbish at it.” You say.

“Well, whatsh shay you thensh?” Bardwah asks and you see Ryoko step up.

“We can buy you booze.” She says. “Lots of good stuff, not just this cheap crap if you help us out. Maybe help you in other ways if things go well.” She says tugging down her shirt a little.

Bardwah laughs then nods. “Alritsh mishy. What you want old Bardwah to tell you?”

What should you ask him?
[] Question about festival? (What?)
[] Question about worms that walk (What?)
[] Question about him (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>31853707
That attitude will lead to Jaeger never really getting anything. As we will always benefit from perks.
All strong things worth feeding to Jaeger, to get her more in line with our level, are likely to have awesome perks. It goes with the territory.
And who's to say Jaeger won't get something awesome for being the wolf that wolfed the wolf?

>>31853808
And your attitude will lead to Risa being horribly gimped for no reason when we could just feed Jager the incompatible stuff or things without perks we really need.

>>31853789
>[] Question about worms that walk (What?)
There's a lot of weird things happening in the town, leech marks on bodies and fog that behaves as if it's alive. Tell us more.

>>31853808
Get real, she will never be on our level. We're a nascent deity on the front lines, Jager is our lifeline to whatever sanity we still have. And Godslayer is something vital for us, so

>>31853808
I keep saying WOLF SQUARED! But if she Wolfs the wolf, why, she'll be downright cubed!

>>31853789
>Festival?
>Creepy swordsmen guarded mansion?
>The wooooooooooooorm

>>31853789
>[x] Question about festival? (What?)
What it is they actually do? Is it based on some old thing where they worship the leech god or something? Or maybe the fog god?

Speaking of leeches,
>[x] Question about worms that walk (What?)
Like, are they a thing that people on the island think about/know about/believe in?

Rolled 85

[x] Question about him (What?)

What brings you here? And why are the locals so friendly to you?

>>31853789
>[x] Question about him (What?)
"Do you believe in magic?"

>>31853457
Eh, I wouldn't be surprised if Jager would inherit Fenrir's god eating power, and maybe even the ultimate shield.

Also it would even out nicely, Jager gets Fenrir, Sin-Fin gets the snake because she likes killing snakes, and we get Loki.

>>31853789
What's up with this island. We know its fucked up, and you're going to tell us the how and why so we know what to kill, what to eat, and what to turn into worshiping us

Side note: This place might make a good backup lair.

>>31853975
Also ghosts.

>>31853857
Do you honestly believe that AE would penalise us for feeding fenrir to Jaeger?
And in what sense is missing out on God slayer horribly gimping us? Is it even confirmed that it will be a perk option?
As the only way I'm aware of to actually find out perks and their mechanics is to eat the thing to see what options come up.
Does all of our power and wellbeing truly hinge upon the fate of one oversized mongrel?

And are you perchance the anon who flipped his shit and went on about us gimping ourselves when we fed cain to Jaeger?

Okay, good slew of questions. Writing now.

>>31853857
Well, let's just go and murder a bunch of powerful things that are jerks who we don't like and have reasons not to eat, and then tie jäger to a chair and stuff her craw.

"Here comes the airplane!"
"Risa, that's an Angel's head balanced on a spoon. Why are you even doing this? Just let me spike them, I'm willing to eat what you bring me,"
"Shush now, I'm being nurturing."
"Ris-"
Shove spoon in mouth.
"BE NUTURED!"

Say it with my. Cubic Wolf. Then we have Jäger eat the prison dimension so she becomes a prison dimension. So inside Jäger is an endless dungeon crawl of stacked dimensions and time. Wolf Hyper Cube!

>>31854028
>Do you honestly believe that AE would penalise us for feeding fenrir to Jaeger?
I believe that not taking Godslayer would result in shit being worse for us. Not because AE would get offended and up the difficulty or something, but in the same way that the quest thusfar would have been harder if we'd never bought any offensive abilities.

>And in what sense is missing out on God slayer horribly gimping us? Is it even confirmed that it will be a perk option?
If you can't see how not having a massive buff to combat against gods and some other divine beings when we're at the "fight gods" stage of the quest would be a gimping compared to having that ability, I don't really know what to say.

>As the only way I'm aware of to actually find out perks and their mechanics is to eat the thing to see what options come up.
Fair point. We don't know for 100% certain that we'll get Godslayer. It's a pretty good bet, though, since eating Ryouichi had revealed his Norse abilities as being viable picks. On the other hand, we don't even know for certain that Jager can even eat Fenrir. She never god her soul parts diddled to let her eat gods.
>And are you perchance the anon who flipped his shit and went on about us gimping ourselves when we fed cain to Jaeger?
No, I voted to feed Cain to Jager. He was nothing but raw spxp and she needed a kick towards second release at the time more than we needed the spxp abilities that were available then.

>>31854218
>>31854028
Last post filled up.
>Does all of our power and wellbeing truly hinge upon the fate of one oversized mongrel?
Probably not, but throwing out a score like Godslayer when we're about to face the "be strong enough to pass this scan thing or get hit with Lightbringer again" is a bad idea. Risa's the one that's going to get scanned. Not Jager, not Sin-Fin, not any of the others.

>>31854218
I don't know, I mean we first met Fenrir before we got godmodded, and beating him was at least a possibility.

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“There’s a lot of weird things that are going on in town. Leech marks on bodies and creepy fog which acts as if it is alive. Tell me more.” You command in not a very commanding voice.

“The fogsh jusht there because they can’t live on land fer too long. Not like ush. They need it to breathe.” He explains taking a drink. “Those thinsher what make the marks. They drink it all just to make it work. Cuz without it, nothing can live and everyone can die.” He explains.

“If you knew they were doing it why didn’t you say anything? Why do you try to get women to sleep with you rather than trying to help them?” Ryoko adds on and Bardwah laughs.

“You think I didn’t try? You think I didn’t try and get off this damned island? Didn’t try to stop it once I knew what was going on?” He asks sitting up. He seems to realize he slipped then he sits back down. “I tried, and failed. Now I just try to gets to em before they get killed. Old Bardwah is many things, but a necrophiliac ain’t one of them.”

“You have a higher moral standard than I, noble Bardwah. So you just showed up here? Whya re the locals so friendly to you?” You ask.

“Used to pirate in contraband, wash a full on pirate! Then the localsh got friendly and told me the secretsh. Secretsh friendsh share.” He mumbles.

“So, what is with the festival?” You ask and his eyes go wide.

He stumbles over the bottles around him and pushes his hands against your mouth. “Shh! Not here. Don’t talksh about that out here!”

You bite his hand and he pulls back, a small oval ring of red on his palm. “Why not?” You ask.

“Peoplesh are watching.” He mumbles.

You look around and, sure enough, you see forms at windows glancing out. Strange, empty eyed people all keeping an eye on your group. You spin and note that every building seems to have those people watching you and old Bardwah. “I see.” You agree.
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>>31854368
There was also the whole "he doesn't run on go-juice as you know it" and the fact that he was massively weakened at the time. He might not have even been consumable at the time. Coulda turned into a rock that we then puked up. And even if he was, it's possible that his repowering means he's not now. Or he is now.

Point is that it's not a 100% certainty just like getting Godslayer isn't a 100% certainty. Since they're both uncertainties, it's not a valid point against Risa eating Fenrir.

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“Tonight. I’ll comesh and tell you. Jusht, you know, don’t go talking about it. Least not around grown folks. They can’t be trushted.” He explains clearing his throat.

You are about to ask him something else when you hear the sound of a boat coming in. You glance back and see some sailors are unloading bags full of things which smell of the ocean. You look back to bardwah and see he is slinking away. “Wait, what if the fog comes in tonight?” You ask.

“Rare it comesh two nights in a row. Shtill, even if it doesh Bardwah is this town’s friend. Friendsh don’t hurt friendsh you know.” He explains sauntering off.

It is afternoon.

The afternoon light turns the small village into a redish orange. In the distance you can hear kids laughing and playing as school lets out. Well, what do you do?

[] Talk to sailors
[] Back to the inn
[] To the school, see if you can get the kids to talk
[] Other, please specify
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>>31854427
>Cuz without it, nothing can live and everyone can die
Sucks to be them, I guess. Or maybe it's the exact opposite? Who the fuck knows.

>>31854450
>[] Talk to sailors
Notice anything weird about this island? What are you carrying and to whom?

>>31854450
>[x] Back to the inn

time for Escape from Not Innsmouth!

>>31854450
>[x] To the school, see if you can get the kids to talk
We are a horrible good teacher.

>>31854450
>[] To the school, see if you can get the kids to talk

Rolled 53

[x] Back to the inn

Going to go with the school unless votes radically shift.

>[x] To the school, see if you can get the kids to talk

Ryoko's a demigod or something. Does that mean that she could eat Fenrir? Or would we have to brew him into an alcoholic beverage first?

>>31854748
The Funnel™ didn't work with Ryouichi, so I doubt it'll work with Ryoko.

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“Not the adults, huh?” You ask rubbing your chin. Yes, that was the quest hook that the QM was probably aiming for. “I got it at least! Jeez!” You protest spinning to your group. “Right gang! We are going to go to the school and interrogate no wait, the other i word. Investigate, yeah. We are going to investigate the school and figure out which of those ankle biters are in the know about stuff.”

“Wait, sensei, why would the school have anything of interest in it?” Ryoko asks.

“Well because, you know, the Japanese have an unhealthy work ethic and focus their nostalgia glasses on-“ Ahem! “I mean, because he said the kids are not all totally messed up yet so we might be able to figure something out.” You reply.

“Why should I have to go to school during my summer break?” Ryoko asks sighing.

“Because I think you are super fancy. Look, Caede isn’t complaining.” You point out.

“My dad says school is important so I don’t mind.” She explains. Such a good child.

You sonido off to the school because you like using super speed due to a radically uncomfortable childhood in which you- “We are here!” You smile putting your hands on your hips.

The school is old and wooden with large fields all around it. From the far field you can hear the sounds of children playing football and teenagers awkwardly talking as they try to get into each other’s pants without flat out saying it. It seems to school colours are a black and crimson with black trim. When we take over that will have to go. “Wait, we are taking over the island? When did that happen?” You ask confused. Come on son. “I’m a girl.” You protest and hear Ryoko panting behind you.

“Yes, you are sensei. A very nice looking one too.” She says.
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You don’t see an administrator around so you walk into the school itself. It seems there is no real distinction between grades, with elementary students walking around and high school students as well. Seems they just have one big school of all the grades. You walk into the building itself and take a deep smell of the air. Lots of young, strong energies mixed in with the building. You walk through the hallways and get to the top floor. You peek into a few of the classes, then hear in stereo behind you “What are you doing?”

You turn and see a pair of twin girls with dark hair and leggings. They have terribly dark eyes which seem to bore into you and are developing nicely. “Oh, yes, hello. Just sort of wandering about.” You say.

“Outsiders are-“ The first one starts and without missing a beat the second one continues “-required to check in with the teacher’s office before-“ The second one continues and then the first chimes in to give that stereo effect. “-entering the building.”

Creepy twins! Oh, we are so keeping this place and they will be all creepy and nauseatingly werewolves but for us! “Still in the developmental stages on that plan.” You grumble making the twins tilt their heads in perfect sync with each other.

“Right, sorry, here about festival things.” You explain wiggling your fingers in a way you think if convincing.

“The-“ The first one asks. “-festival?” The second finishes.

“Yes! Was wondering about it and thought a teacher would be the best place to go you see, but I couldn’t find a single one!” You point out. Oh, that was a really nice lie.

“The teachers are away at the moment please wait in the teacher’s office.” The two of them say in sync. “If you will excuse us we have student council work to do.” The two of them bow and move past you.
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Of course listening to authority is the last thing you can do so you walk around the school with your posse then catch a fun little smell. You look outside the window and see a boy, gifted with an unusually high spiritual capacity, dribbling the football. He has spiky hair and a Band-Aid over his nose. He shakes off some defenders and kicks a perfect goal! “Hey! Nice shot Kenta!” His team mate congratulates him making him wipe his nose with his finger. Or is he scratching? That is a strange gesture, just use a tissue. “Guess a kid of the Shiratori’s has to be able to do at least that much!” Another says.

Interesting. You continue looking around the building and see a girl walking to herself in the middle school room. You peek your head in and she looks shocked at you, then shakes her head sadly. “I guess you would be shocked, huh? You see I-“ She brushes her hair back. “I can talk to ghosts.” She explains.

“Yes, and?” You ask. No, I don’t think she means you. “But there are no ghost in here.” You protest.

“Ah but there is!” She makes a vague person shape. “Right here! He says he was a Tokugawa soldier during the feudal era. I guess to a regular person I must seem strange.

You decide to close the door and take a step back.

Well, we can probably meet with one before nightfall and kids leave. Who?

[] Creepy probably werewolf twins
[] Kenta
[] The crazy girl
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>31855137
>new scrubs
Huh. That's a thing I guess.

>[] Kenta
The answer is obviously to poison him.

>>31855137
>[X] Kenta

>>31855137
>[x] Creepy probably werewolf twins

spot the nazi!

Rolled 24

[x] The crazy girl

>>31855137
>High spirit capacity
>Kid of the Shiratori's
AH HA! Things are actually happening and we aren't crazy about this situation!

Anyway, talk to Kenta about something but send some illusion ghosts to haunt the crazy. Or just have Ryoko talk to her. That might be a good idea.

>>31855137
>[] The crazy girl
prove we are the bettar ghost and her ghost is just make belive. How? I dunno, go ethereal and walk through walls or someshit, go invisible, go all horrorshow on her with shapeshifting?

>>31855137
>[] The crazy girl
We'll get along.

I should probably say she isn't actually crazy, just terribly lonely and in middle school which means she is just awful and needs attention and lacks the ability to do anything well.

Leaning towards her at the moment.

>>31855314
Oh god she's the new Ryouichi. She needs the attention we aren't going to give her...

Please, people. Go with Kenta or the twins. not crazy girl.

>>31855137
>[X] The crazy girl
She thinks she can see dead people, we are dead i'm sure we can get something out of her.

>>31855137
>[] Kenta

Writing for crazy girl unless the vote shifts.

>>31855137
>[] Kenta
Much as I enjoy spot the nazi... he has a bandaid over his nose.
Over. His. Nose.
Such wrongness must be observed.

>>31855137
>[x] Kenta

And vote shifted? Rewriting now.

>>31855137
>[] The crazy girl
It's easier to extract information from lonely people.

>>31855137
>[] The crazy girl
I'd go for some not-nazi twins but they aren't going to win anyway

Tied again. Flipping coin then writing.

>>31855510
Was making dinner.back

I say, why not both.


Though I like Kenta more.

New scrubs. Young minds to mold and guide after we burn and raze their home.

Promising bunch. Twins are creepier, and not Nazi's. New Shonen protagonist boy doesn't seem like a rapist we need to eat. And crazy girl is suitably crazy. Ryoko! She is now your apprentice! And I guess Akira can mentor one of the new twins because I don't want them getting Nazi propoganda spewed at them.

>>31855690
I like that the school has a red and black color scheme. It fits with Sin-Fin. She could probably be the better mentor for crazy girl, since they both talk to people that aren't real.

>>31855715
True...
Also.perhaps the twins are psychic, which unfortunately makes Akira their best possible mentor.

To be clear. Once the evil possessing this island community is dealt with, we are stealing these kids, because if their families aren't freed from the curse...they'll all be dead.

And we can take in orphans.

And not fuck it up like Ryoichi

>>31855715
Sin-Fin would just make the poor thing kill herself...

>>31855838
She's too chu2 for suicide.
I want muh little fin.

>>31855838
Not if we put a party hat on her. Party hat Sin Fin is festiv

Writing writing

Whilst we wait, let's chat about something unimportant. Long term Omake goals. Become Notits sister in law for one. Get orange to take his education seriously, and give Aizen a taste if the best way to die, before denying him it.

>>31856121
Steal the other plot rock and use it as a christmas ornament.

>>31856121
Steal Aizen's sofa (again)

Why only use 13 WG Ceros for Violet Dawn? Why not keep throwing in as many as we can?

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“That boy has a plaster on his nose. We must observe this nonsense and make sense of it. Besides, he smells pretty good for a creepy scrub.” You say turning.

“You sure that’s the best idea?” Ryoko asks looking around the school.

“Relax. He plays football, England is best at football, it pretty much writes itself.” You explain waving you hand.

You wait leaning against the wall of the school as the game finishes up. It is okay for a kid’s thing then, as Kenta walks by with his friends, you give your best smile. “Hello there Kenta.” You say and he jumps.

“Kenta, you know this lady?” One of his friends says.

“No, I don’t” Kenta explains walking away.

“Hold on! I just want to have a chat with you! I am no one suspicious.” You explain.

“I am not supposed to talk to strangers.” Kenta explains turning and running towards the school building. Well, you are pretty strange.

You glare at the building as the kids run inside, safe from the crazy cat lady. “I am going to laser the ever loving crap out of that stupid school building.” You snarl and you nearly break cover.

“You want to talk to the boy, right?” Caede asks looking up at you.

“Well, yes.” You say agreeing.

“I’ve got it. Follow me cloaked and tell me what you want to know. I would probably be too old to be believed but-” Caede narrows her eyes then grabs Heisenberg and makes their way to the gym.

You follow cloaked, telling Ryoko to wait by the front gate. Caede breaks into the girl’s changing room and grabs a uniform. She changes into it, and then fits her skirt onto Delilah. She nods happily and leads her out of the room by the hand. She leans against the front of the school with Naomi and then, when Kenta comes out she walks over to him with Frank in tow. “Excuse me, kenta?” She asks sweetly, her voice not even buzzing a little.
(1/3)

>>31852283
Trolls have regen. Some berserkers that aren't Ryoko might be a good target. More angels is always a good idea.

>>31856121

Troll the shit out of Byakuya and make his captains also troll him after.

Some proposed ideas so far have been: get all dressed up for wedding, play role as blushing bride and propose political marriage.

>>31856168
Or use it arrancar up our new scrubs, if we can. Not really sure how the omake works. Like, its a simulation run by the plotrock right? Does that mean that completing it will assist us in unlocking our vaguely defined plotrock powers?
>>31856121
1. Restructure HuCo in a way we find amusing.
2. Continuously upstage Aizen whenever he tries to make a smug speech.

>>31856211
Because we don't think to grow more limbs sometimes.

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“Yeah?” He asks, his friends blushing and smiling at the cute upperclassman talking to them. “My little sister here has something she wants to ask you and, well, it is a little embarrassing to do it out in public. Could you maybe come with us over there for a bit?” Caede asks making the blushing face youths are expected to.

“Sure.” He says nodding, not even a little embarrassed. Must still be at the girls have the clap stage.

“Cooties, monologue. Girls have cooties at that age. We never really grow out of it, but we tell lads we do. Soon my dark sisters, soon.” You protest as his friends make taunting sounds and kissy faces then run off.

They lure him to the side of a building where no one can see them. Caede steps between Kenta? Shinta? Fuck, I forgot his name “Kenta.” You clarify for me. Thanks.

“What did you want to talk about?” Kenta asks stepping on his soccer ball and putting his hands behind his head.

“Well, I brought you here pretending to help my little sister confess but-“ Caede starts but Kenta laughs.

“She has pink hair. How can she be your little sister?” He wonders.

He’s on to you! Laser everything!

“Look, there is something weird going on with this festival. We thought you might know something about it.” Caede explains.

“What? This is stupid, I am going home.” He says and Caede steps in front of him. “Leave me alone.” He says trying to push past her, and probably cop a feel like the weirdo he is. Still bitter about being called strange?

“Yes.” You grumble.

Caede puts her hand on his shoulder and you hear a sound like a million flies feasting like piranha on a carcass. He looks up into her face and his eyes go wide. You sniff the air, but don’t smell any energy or even the pungent stench of molten sulfur poured over open entrails, which means she is using her power without broadcasting it. Clever. Kenta steps back, his eyes wide.

“Wha-What are you?’ He demands, his legs shaking.
2/3

>>31856290
We don't even need to. We added the ceros to the gravity ball one at a time. We can just keep making more as we add them.

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“Well, not human at least I am-“ She tilts her head and thinks on it for a moment. “I am sort of a police officer for gods and spirits and ghosts. The god of this area has been effected by something evil and I was sent here to check it out. Basically, we thought you knew something and you looked like you had, er, the Tarot heart?” She offers.

Kenta seems to become really interested. “What? Really? What is that?”

“The Tarot heart is…” She goes into a long detailed explanation about it. “Which means you have the potential.” She finishes.

“Wow! Huh, okay, so what do you want to know?” Kenta asks.

[] Have Caede ask about the god being worshiped
[] Have her ask about the fog
[] Have her ask about leeches
[] Have her ask about the festival itself
[] Other, please specify
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>>31856339
>[] Have her ask about the festival itself

>>31856339
In order of the importance

>[1] Have her ask about the festival itself
>[2] Have Caede ask about the god being worshiped
>[3] Kenta's family and the black robe dudes with swords
>[4] Have her ask about the fog
>[5] Have her ask about leeches

If we can't hit all of them, we'll them's the order.

>>31856315
>>31856211
A few reasons, the primary ones being it is hard to maintain the singularity stationary and stable while the ceros spin faster and faster around it and because of the energy of the ceros thirteen is about all your singularity can handle just because of the energy around it being so much greater than the energy it has.

>>31856339
>[] Have Caede ask about the god being worshiped

>>31856383
I'm going to pretend that that made more sense than Kamichi trying to write about vectors and just say "ok".

We should still be able to re-coat our limbs as we add each cero so that we can follow up the VD with flinging more lasers at the target if it lives.

>>31856339
>[] Have Caede ask about the god being worshiped

Caede apparently has points in infiltration. This is good to know.

>>31856383
Plus 13 is a super lucky number when blowing things up.

>>31856440
>Plus 13 is a super lucky number when blowing things up.
I wonder what would happen if we used Wishbreaker at the same time as Violet Dawn. 13 ceros + Bad Luck: The Skill = ???

>>31856339
Can we get more than one or is it only one? If we can ask multiples, go for the festival and the god. Bardwah already told us that the fog lets the whatever it is walk around on land.

>>31856204
The Sofa will be ours.

>>31856431
pretty much what the deal is that Singularity can only hold X energy, and 13 WGCeros is the level singularity can hold.

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>>31856431
Sorry, writing in a hurry. Keep in mind the singularity isn't actually a singularity, it is go juice which is condensed together to be remarkably similar in practice to one. Were it an actual singularity of the size you made a solid chunk of the planet if not the solar system would be om nommed. So it is go juice behaving as it likes.

Now keep in ming what your ceros do to reality and the level of energy inside them. The energy within them will overwhelm the singularity and collapse/explode it with more than thirteen.

Also, with the nature of the ceros, they are doing damage to reality a tiny amount just by being. Wen they detonate they do real damage, but there are tiny tears in the universe each one makes which normally heal up quickly. Now you get thirteen of those whirling around really fast and, sort of sandpapering reality it makes it very difficult to control because of the warping of reality itself.

Did that make more sense? If you got a stronger singularity it would be possible as it would be able to hold out against more of the Cero energy and be more "Real", with the gravity acting as a stabilizing force for the universe.

>>31856556
I like the old Pirate. I say after we sort this mess, we offer him a lot of booze, the ultimate bender, capped off with the best way to die.

Then we offer him the chance to do something in death & yank his chain. Then make him the first scrub to undergo the candy vitamin project.

>>31856624
I saw you post that in the QTG a minute ago and I had a chuckle.

Yeah, that makes more sense. As for getting a stronger singularity, would upping Gravity to 6 be the only way or would just powering up in general make it eventually good enough to hold more?

So festival + god are main talking points. I should be able to squeeze two in

Writing now

>>31856624
That just makes me want to stuff as many ceros into the thing as we can manage just to see what happens.

>>31856315
But then we can't also claim to be Shiva.

>>31856660
Me too

Gravity 6, eating power from a gravity thing, or getting an SPXP skill I have not thought of or made yet are the ways to do it.

Continuing writing

>>31856637
>capped off with the best way to die
...you're gonna send him to Asmodeus' nightclub?

>>31856782
B-b-but Gravity 6 is still locked!
Would it unlock with 3rd release or something?

>>31856809
We got a skill called "Best way to die" last thread.
It's essentially Fluffy Tail Vore.

>>31856841
Why couldn't you tell me I was right?

Fluffy tails disintegrate weaklings on contact. Hell, we disintegrate weaklings by touch alone. There won't a soul left for testing. Unless he's secretly Old Man Henderson or the vessel for an evil god.

Rolled 31

Forgot to roll this

>>31857001
Either
>we just rolled low on the "ha ha reality shitting itself" scale and things are about to not go down, which is good(if we want to stay one track) or bad(if we want to kill shit RIGHT NOW)
or
>We just rolled low on the "notice the angry god about to bugger us" or the "convince Kenta to tell us stuff", which is just bad.

>>31856915
so we let him die by giving him 10,000 bucks and the address of asmodeus's club. He'll die wasted, high, and fucking. Then we get to work.

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“Ask about the god. Also the festival, but reverse priority on which matters.” You command.

“Reverse.” Caede squints. “Okay, tell me about the festival.” She asks and Kenta shrugs.

“Not much, but we do it every year when the jellyfish come in.” Fishes! “Some girls from the village are selected to be the representatives. They get all dressed up, walk through town, then go into this bath inside the mountain and that is the end.” He explains.

“How are the girls chosen?” Caede asks.

“It is pretty random. They get a string when they buy some food, or they find it in their desks at school, or anywhere really. They tie it around their thigh when they go to the festival and then they go in. Next year new strings and all that.” He explains.

“I see. Who exactly is this festival to?” Caede asks and you hear someone call Kenta’s name.

He walks past you and turns back to Caede. “A god called Hiruko, or ‘The Leech-Child.’” He explains. “Look, I will try and see the festival and help you out if I can, but I got to go!”

“There you have it then sensei. The leech child, no idea who that is.” Caede grumbles. One of us probably does. Or google. “What is a google?” You ask looking up. Then again this is going sort of Silent Hill on us so it could be a modified myth. “What is that?” But leeches, jelly-fish, tentacles really which might explain the porn. “I really wish I knew what you were talking about.” You grumble.

"I know the feeling" Nathan would say if she could talk, probably still shocked he was not going to get a cute boyfriend.
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The sun starts to set so you move off to the inn. Seems there was no fog this night, so you sit down in your room. The inn-keeper brings you your meal and it tastes just awful. Too unfilling and bland, why do the Japanese think their food is so good? It hits about midnight and still no sign of Bardwah.

Do you go looking for him?

[] Yes, go find him
[] No, hot widow time
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>31857120
>[x] Yes, go find him
Not leaving best drunk behind.

>>31857120
>[x] Yes, go find him

see if they fed him to the shoggoth yet

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>>31857120
>Not using the one with the fixed mouth that looks slightly less horrifying

>[x] Yes, go find him

And time to read the Leech Chile page on the google.

>Hiru-ko (usually translated “Leech Child”), the misconceived firstborn son of the creator couple Izanami and Izanagi, who considered him inadequate and set him adrift in a reed boat.

BAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH! He's like a Shinto Ryouichi!

>>31857189
>wanting slightly less horrifying

>>31857223
Ok. So wikipedia says this dude eventually grew up to become Ebisu, god of luck and fortune, also known as "The Laughing God".

>>31857358
Oh wow, that is very appropriate.

But we're missing the real important thing right here. The single most critically necessary question that will ever be asked.

Who will have the last laugh?

>>31857223
>>31857358
Forgot to say that he was born without bones. Or arms and legs depending on which version of the legend you get. That's why he's associated with leeches and jellyfish.

He got better, somehow, but he's apparently deaf. So yeah. Time to beat the shit out of a deaf dude.

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“This is taking way too long.” You pout.

“Well that’s- hey! We agreed on gentleman’s rules!” Caede protests as you decide to go for the throat in Catan.

You flip the board and stand proudly on the destroyed corpse of the enemy. “Right then, we need to go looking for him.” You say.

You four fluff your pillows and kill the lights, making it look like you were all asleep already. You climb out of the window and sneak along the street being sneaky gits, as you like. You walk through the deserted town and find Bardwah. Or what is left of him anyway. Rather than being eaten by leech people he seems to have had his head beaten in with sticks, as well as other parts of his body. His arms and legs are like jelly, with the bones shattered throughout it, and his head seems to be just a gory puddle.

You see one of his fingers seems to have come off in the struggle and- hey, something shiny is in the finger! “It’s called blood monologue. Fleshy things have them inside of them.” You explain as Ryoko frowns and pours the remainder of Bardwah’s spilled drink over his body. No, but not that. Look.

You look over to the fallen pinky finger and discover it is a prosthetic, seems he lost his real finger at some point. Likely some sort of pirate wager involving all the treasure in the Pacific and the woman he loves. You look inside and use your long nail to dig out a long string humming with power and with a shining rainbow like color. You frown as you sniff the body but can’t pick up a scent, bollocks.

“Sorry friend. You didn’t deserve this.” Ryoko mutters sadly to the body

“No ghost.” Caede notes.

Well, this is a thing. Seems you have a method of sneaking into the festival like a clever git. Or you could be too enraged by Bardawh’s death. Or both. Or neither, I’m not your mum.

[] Laser the mountain and/or houses.
[] No, we are being the best at sneaky. Back to the Inn
[] Go see somewhere else
[] Other, please specify

>>31857561
[x]burn the earth, laser the mountains and/or homes, eat the japanese god, japan is officially monotheistic under the god of hollows now.

>>31857561
Oh man... On the one hand, we got string to play with back at the motel. On the other hand, BAAAARRDDWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>31857561
>[x] No, we are being the best at sneaky. Back to the Inn

>>31857561
>[X] No, we are being the best at sneaky. Back to the Inn

>>31857561
>[x] No, we are being the best at sneaky. Back to the Inn

>>31857561
[x] No, we are being the best at sneaky. Back to the Inn
We are going to infiltrate the festival as little Risa and make the festival ten times better! The festival is tomorrow or something right?

>>31857653
Have to be "grown up" to be a chosen girl.

>>31857561
FUUUUUUUUUU-

He was just a week away from retirement!

>>31857653
you know, ok, but in kind of want to end this like:
>>31857606
I literally slap the shit out of this god so hard we start getting followers so we can get stronger as well as actually get gods to come after us so we can fight them, eat them, gain their strength and set up a new pantheon, especially since ultimately we want to be as strong as the devil remember?

>>31857561
Contain the rage and focus it. When we meed this Leech Child, vengeance will be swift.

>>31857690
I guess we're putting it on Ryoko and sneaking around, then.

>>31857690
...shoulda chosen one of the girls.

>>31857690
Ryoko grown up enough?

>>31857561
Sniff the string. I bet it ate Bardwah's ghost.

>>31857752
Most likely, yes.

>>31857722
>vengeance will be swift.
And brutal. And fluffy.

>>31857561
Okay, Plan
1. ET Phone home. I think we have a cell phone here right? If we don't we probably have a spirit thingy. Basically, we want a team of backup on standby at the shrine. We need at least on Arrancar, preferably with Gargantua at 4+ in the team.
2. Infiltriate the festival as a member of the audience. This may involve knocking out one of the chosen and shapeshifting into her.
3. Once we draw out the god, we call for backup from home. The arrancar Gargantuas the group to HueCo, then immediately to the island.
4. We gank the god and any of his followers with reinforcements.

Idea for a finisher move.

>Grapple enemy and initiate Life Drinker
>WGCero the tails
>Make the tail tips start spinning like drills
>Yes, we can do that. Shapeshifting 5, son!
>Jam fluffy laserdrill tails into the enemy while we hug onto them.

>>31857844
Did you invent teleport ganking in this setting? Because I think you invented teleport ganking.

So we want to shift to little risa tonight?

>>31857844
I don't think the gargantas work like that. And going to Hue Co at all makes them liable to get attacked by demons.

>>31857874
I don't

>>31857874
Well, Ebisu is supposed to like children. So it could play into our advantage.l

>>31857891
They kinda do. We can chose where we come out after all.

>>31857874
See if we can set up the Gargantua shuffle.

>>31857947
I'd rather not. It's overly complicating things for no reason. This thing is going to be around scrub-angel tier, maybe a little higher. We can solo that if we need to, but we already have 3 others here who would be able to put up a good fight on their own.

>>31857442
And the reason he was born deformed was because Izanami spoke first at the wedding thing, and apparently that just won't do.

>>31857874
I do, but from what you said I guess we would be medium Risa instead if we want this to work.

>>31857891
Considering the only person we have on call that we know has level 4 gargantua is Sin Fin, they'd probably be fine on the demon front if they're only staying there for ten seconds or so. Probably wouldn't want to pull this off too much though.
>>31857947
seems like a good idea to me.

>>31858009
Or we could put the thing on Ryoko.

I don't know what Medium Risa would look like.

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“I don’t know any jaunty dead pirate songs.” You note sadly.

“What?” Ryoko asks looking back up at you.

“He died and was a drunken pirate. So now I have to sing an angry drunken pirate death song and murder everybody.” You explain. Wait, no we are going to ninja it. “What? Why?” You ask looking up. You are doing so well at being sneaky. We can avenge him later, we just have to wait for the right chance. Besides, if you power up they might run and then think about how much your restraint is going to cost us? All of it is what it is going to cost us. The parliament of your mind agrees for the most part. “Fine. We sneak around, find the god at the festival, then we murder him violently. But I get to say something dramatic which ends with ‘His name was Bardwah.’ Deal?” You ask. Fine.

“So that string is the thing we need to get into the festival?” Ryoko asks.

“For one of the chosen girls to go into a very tiny bath tub in ceremonial outfits and be alone together in a dark cave with no comfort but each other’s skin.” You say dangling it out in front of her.

She narrows her eyes then slowly reaches out. “I know you are playing me. I know that this is probably going to end far less than pleasant for me than I would like. I just don’t care.” Ryoko explains taking the string.

“Right. So we should probably go back to the inn. Big day tomorrow you know.” You explain walking back to the inn and sneaking in through the window.

You tuck Ryoko in and pull out your DM screen. “Right, where were we?” You ask.

“Stop raping everyone you meet Caede!” You yell as she describes how her wizard uses her spells on the innocent townsfolk. “You are good this isn’t in your alignment.” You explain.
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“First off, they came so it is making love. Second off, wandering the land making people orgasm is the greatest gift of all. I am the fuck wizard, all will prostrate before me before I shove my spiked demon cock up their asses!” She proclaims flexing. “Stop being a railroading asshole.”

“You are the worst.” You explain as the Inn-keeper brings you your meals.

You eat, letting Ryoko wake up as she likes. She finally does and looks at the string. “So I guess I have to go to the village head house, huh? What are you going to do?” She asks.

[] Shift into little risa and go explore the town/eat the festival food
[] Shadow you
[] Other, please specify
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>>31858120
Caede confirmed for That Girl

>>31858144
>[] Shadow you

>>31858144
>Shadow you
What does that even mean?

>>31858144
>[x] Shadow you

this better mean we literally become her shadow

>>31858144
>[x] Shadow you
I assume this means "tail Ryoko"?

>>31857844
1. It is 1998. Cellphones are not particularly common and you have no idea what any of their numbers are.
2. You can just go pretty much like regular people
3. Hueco is full of Beelzespawn who are probably less than enthused about hollows right now and you can only Garganta once you know the address or have a way to lock on which is why you could only garganta to Main city or Billy town way back when and why you had to find some other hollow to take you to the USSR
4. You really want to kill the followers? The whole village is pretty much followers.

>>31858184
It means you will shadow her. You will cloak and just walk behind her.
>>31858210
Yes. Like shadowing a perp!

Does no one say that?

Rolled 13

>>31857561
>tfw bardwah was a man dead before his time

I just had a thought.

The shrine we live under is essentially OUR shrine. Like, a shrine to Risa or something.

Does that mean all the other people and vaguely people-like entities living under it are technically our followers / worshipers or something?

>>31858144
[X] Shadow you

>>31858234
We still have that shadow form skill where we can be all shadowy, right? Best for shadowing.

We should do that as we say "shadow you" so that she can see right through us. It'll be great.

>>31858217
>4. You really want to kill the followers? The whole village is pretty much followers.


Not the same guy, but we are the LAUGHING GENOCIDE. Nothing wrong with living up the name.
>>31858234
I got it. I watch noir flicks. had a class in college once about them (Point Blank 1967 is a cool flick)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ

>>31858325
>Laughing God vs Laughing Genocide
This gon be good

>>31858325
We could attempt to have them all worship us instead. It wouldn't do much of anything, but it's a start.

>>31858390
Meet the new boss
more attractive and much more insane than the old boss

>>31858217
>1. It is 1998. Cellphones are not particularly common and you have no idea what any of their numbers are.
Weren't we described as having effectively unlimited normal people money? Kinda reasonable to assume Risa might have one. Also, aren't the people we'd call crashing at our house right now? We might know the number to that.
>2. You can just go pretty much like regular people
Point, I was implying we'd knock out and replace one of the chosen girls
>3 you can only Garganta once you know the address or have a way to lock on
Did not know that. Would Risa at full release count for this purpose?
>Hueco is full of Beelzespawn who are probably less than enthused about hollows right now
True, but we have done quick in and outs before without getting into a massive fight. If they were only there for about 10 seconds before getting in the 2nd Gargantua the danger would probably be minimal, at least the first time we pulled the stunt.
>4. You really want to kill the followers? The whole village is pretty much followers.
When I meant follower I was referring to any minions he might have that actually pose a threat. Not random villagers. My bad though.

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“Shadow you.” You say shifting your body to become all shadowy and stealthy.

“Why don’t you just cloak all the way?” Ryoko asks as you leap into her shadow and use illusions and cloaking to blend in with it as one.

“Why don’t you let me do it my way?” You ask and she shrugs, you moving your shadow shoulders in time with her.

“We will go wander the festival and try to find anything we can while staying close. You two just do your thing and we should be close by when things go bad.” Caede says grabbing Rachel’s hand and leading him out.

“You mean if they go bad right Caede?” You ask and she turns back to face you.

She gives you the most pity filled sigh then shuts the door to the room behind her, making you blink “That wasn’t ominous at all.” You point out. “She was probably just kidding, right Ryoko? Right?” You ask and Ryoko makes a difficult face.

The pair of you walk through the streets, quickly filling with people and the smells of food you could be getting if you were adorable little Risa just barely tall enough to look over the edge of the counter and asking awkwardly for the food like Jesus Christ you would have been so adorable. “Too adorable.” You note sadly, well aware of the dangerous power posed by little Risa.

“Me?” Ryoko asks looking back at you a little flustered.

“Sure. So I suppose we have to make small talk.” You say and Ryoko shrugs.

“Not really if you don’t want to.” She replies.

Ask Ryoko about something now?
[] Yes
[] No

>>31858467
nah

>>31858467
>[x] Yes

"sooo... How's your grandma doing?

>>31858467
I can't think of anything to ask, but I feel like we should ask something.

>>31858467
possibly comment on getting a good view, but otherwise nothing comes to mind

>>31858409
And if they don't, THEN we can murder them all in brutal fashion.

Eeeheeheehee

Ah, wait, no, what about those new scrubs? Well, they can live if they want to. They can leave their friends behind, because their friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

Wait, fuck, no, that'll probably just create a new Ryouichi, and nobody wants that. Nobody wants that at all, and we've learnt our lesson right there.

Fine, goddamnit, the villagers can stay alive. Well, most of them. A significant portion of them, in any case. I don't know, maybe we can just kill the ugly ones? Nobody will care about that, right? I mean, most policies on indiscriminate murder are pretty harsh, but what about discriminate murder?

>>31858467
>[x] Yes

I'm very out of the loop with how things are going for you guys. How has things been at the shrine? Any heartwarming and faith-in-humanity-restoring tales of reconciliation and understanding/compromise between Hollow and Shinigami yet? How's #13 doing?

Also this:

>>31858517

>>31858550
>that'll probably just create a new Ryouichi
Again,Ryouichi only had attention from Akira and no one else. Scrubs thrive on attention. Either we pay attention to them or give them good friends and we shouldn't have a problem.

>>31858517
If she's still not doing well, talk to her about killing Fenrir soon to stop this winter.

>>31858600
>#13
I thought he was 40something?

>>31858631
42, actually.

>>31858631
42. He can do anything.

>>31858631
maybe he got a promotion?

>>31858663
Or his own brewery and has started the first Hollow run bar.

>>31858654
>>31858663

There was a Menos-Arrancar that Jaeger had taken under her wing too, wasn't there? Lupinor Canis or something?

>>31858732
Gillian-Arrancar.

All arrancar are menos of some kind. Gillian, Adjuchas, and Vasto Lorde are all menos.

>>31858627
Yeah but I mean they will probably be kind of bitter that we killed the entire population of their hometown, even if they were worshipping a weird leech god in some sort of Silent Hill Japanese Innsmouth brouhaha jamboree starring the Worm-That-Walks and a drunken pirate.

That's how people work, I reckon. If you kill everyone they ever knew, they get mad and hold it against you for reasons, and then even if you show a modicum of mercy and decide not to kill them as well, they will probably keep that grudge for a while and then stab you in the back and ruin everything. They probably wouldn't ruin everything quite as bad as Ryouichi because I don't think any of them have the capacity for that sort of edginess, but still, being stabbed in the back is never fun.

Plus, even if you are right and paying attention to the scrub club part 2: return of the scrubs will stop them from going murderrapecrazy, do we really have time for that? The XP train is leaving the station and we've gotta catch it if we want to be worth standing beside Lucifer-kun.

I am just saying, genocide is fun but it generally has it's repercussions. They might be worth it. I don't know, I just work here.

>>31858732
yup. So scrub like jaeger beat her on her own with no trouble. On the plus side she was hucos only source of water for a long time.

>>31858763
>do we really have time for that?
Yes, we do.

It's called "take them out on dangerous deicide expeditions that would probably get them killed if they shonen-transcend fast".

>>31858829
DON'T shonen transcend fast

>>31858829
Ah, a trial by fire, then. Not dying is always a good bonding activity. Yeah, that could work.

Maybe if we created a larger pool of proto-scrubs we would end up with a higher amount of quality proto-scrubs to raise into proper scrubs after being exposed to the endless meatgrinder which forces their shounen powerup bullshit to activate.

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“So, uh, how’s your grandmother doing?” You ask as she crosses the threshold into the village elder house.

“Fine? That is the best you could come up with on short notice?” She asks.

You shrug totally out of sync with her. “Well, mostly I was too busy enjoying the good view of your legs and butt to think of anything particularly clever. The fact we can make words is actually pretty impressive.” You note.

“You say you have no sex drive?” Ryoko asks as she looks around the room and grabs a seat randomly.

“Probably not. Who knows? Who cares? So, I have been out of the loop as far as good folks are concerned. Any real heartwarming stories about hollows and shinigami taking root? Maybe some forbidden romance I should be aware of? Any general happy thoughts about it?” You ask.

“Well, not really. I mean the shinigami are still sort of angry at hollows and vice versa. You have one of your hollows working on making it happen, er, what’s his name.” She says.

“#42. His name is #42 and he is sort of amazing.” You explain.

“Okay, yeah so you have people like him trying to keep the peace. The captains are pretty good about it and Sin-Fin is popular with them somehow but otherwise the shinigami just sort of tolerate it.” She explains.

The talking stops as an old man and another girl walks in. She waves at Ryoko and you guess they are probably about the same age. “Oh? Harumph, you must be the, eh, other girl for this years festival.” He nods. “Yes, you seem to fit the requirements. Stand up would you?” He asks and Ryoko does so.

He circles around her, nodding. “Yes, yes you will do nicely. Now, the ceremonial garments are over there. Be sure to wrap the string around your thigh.” He explains.
(1/2)

Man, the guys playing Hollow Quest: Sid the Squid Edition must have been pissed.

>"FUCKING BITCH POISONED US? WHAT THE FUCK???"
>Wander the desert for decades gittin gud
>Acquire demon powerups
>Alright, the QMPC mary sue bitch is alone. We're gonna fuck her up this time.
>Got a horde of demons. She's so fucked.
>"OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAMSPAM?!?!!"
>"WHAT THE FUCK SHE -IS- THE PLOTROCK?!?!"
>"AND She's part ANGEL now?"
>"FUCK you, CrimsonMars. Fuck you and your shitty quest."
>"BAD ENDED US WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!"

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“Hi!” The girl says waving to Ryoko. “I am so glad another girl my age is doing this with me. I was so scared it would be someone older. Guess we can both just wing it, huh? I am so excited, this is such a huge honor.” She explains.

“Right. Need to change now.” Ryoko says grabbing the ceremonial outfit. A white robe thingy and a white jacket thing? The hell is that?

“Don’t ask me. Ryoko, what the bloody hell is that and why does it look like a two centimeter wide coiled rope is going to be going up your arse?” You ask.

“Eh, it’s a fundoshi. It’s like a type of underwear.” She replies and the girl looks at her smiling.

“You know how to wear it?” The other girl asks.

“No, no I’m fine.” Ryoko says sighing as she takes off her clothes.

You watch two teenagers undress, creepy, then dress in that weird fetish outfit. The other girl makes a nice bow with her string while Ryoko just winds and wraps it around her thigh, tying it with a harsh knot. The pair of them step outside, the other girl’s jacket shockingly loose while Ryoko’s was smart and not designed by a fetish baron. “This is more uncomfortable than it looks.” Ryoko explains cracking her knuckles as people cheer her and the other girl on as they walk the street.

Oh dear I think I just figured something out. “What?” You ask. No, no, I am probably wrong.

“I have a thick cord of rope digging in my ass, how do you think it would feel?” She snaps at you as she walks through the crowd giving a forced smile.

"I thought you were used to taking thick things back there." You quip.

"Ha ha." Ryoko grumbles.

Talk with Ryoko?
[] Yes
[] No
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>>31859042
That and that alone keeps me going. That CrimsonMars dude; fuck that guy.

>>31859045
>[] No
I think?

>>31859045
>[x] No

Eyes are on us now, no time for talking. And no time for trying to perform some telekinesis or other sort of divine sending communication method, too many possible divine/eldritch presences nearby.

>>31859045
>[x] No

serious time

>>31859045
This whole thing is looking sketchier and sketchier... I was forcing the calm when our pirate friend got murdered and when there were worm that walks out here, but rope underpants are a bit much. This place is trouble...

How quickly can Ryoko go KILL SMASH PUNCH mode and get that sweet nearly-unkillable bonus?

>>31859045
[x] No
Don't want to get caught.

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You stay silent, letting her walk through the crowded city hearing the jeers and laughter of the people. You glance over and see Caede sitting with Kenta. You almost nod to her then remember you are a shadow and let it go. You walk up the mountain, the slow way around taking most of the day and having to slow down due to a lack of shoes on the girl’s part is really troubling.

The three of you finally make it to the entrance of a massive cave. Ryoko and Girl A look at each other and then walk in. You cling to Ryoko’s legs and you feel her tense up. “Stairs, why did it have to be stairs? I don’t do stairs.” You grumble.

You smell the strange flow of energy from the strings. The one on the girl, the human, shimmers and flows into her, filling her with something similar to your madness. It is a delight, but the sort of losing of inhibitions and arousal. The one on Ryoko flows into her, then gets ripped and torn asunder by a level of raw, unending rage hoding just below the surface. She blinks, and seems to not notice it.

The trio of you go down further into a room which you think is the ceremonial bath. Steam rises from murky white water which “That’s cum.” Ryoko points out making a disgusted face.

Well, I mean- “Wait, seriously? So this is the god’s jizz pile? What the hell?” You ask. “Monologue what the hell?” You demand.

“Hello ladies.” A male voice calls out.

You see a humanoid torso form within the pool. “Why don’t you come in here to my bath and the ceremony can continue. You can all become my wives.” He says and you are about to say something when the girl A puts her hand in the, ugh.

“Wah. It’s so warm. What is it that-“ The girl says and Ryoko pulls her back

“That’s gross. What the fuck? You just bring girls down here, make them soak in your juice and then what? Eat them?” Ryoko asks.
(1/3?)

>>31859456
Okay yeah this town just lost their breathing privileges. Fuck it all.

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“A strong will on this one. The last one to have that strong a will was Natsume. No, you silly girl. I turn you all into my wives. Then I force you all to give birth to new aspects of me which, in turn, increase my power to allow me to spread my influence further across the land!” He explains and you see his torso rise up, leeches, octopus tentacles, and jelly fish parts all stringing off him wiggling and undulating. “Soon, humanity will fall into blind devotion of me to-“

“Hold on.” Ryoko says rubbing her eyes as if she were getting a migraine. “Let me get this straight. You bring girls down here, make them bathe in your spunk, then you use your creepy leech parts to make more parts of you, like those leach people I guess?” She offers.

“Yes, poor things, they can’t live outside of the atmosphere of my fluid.” The leech-child replies.

“Outside your- hold on, wait a minute. Are you saying that fog was your-“ Ryoko starts to ask and you see Hiruko get a really creepy fat mouthed smile.

“Oh god that is. Hold on.” Ryoko blinks and you see her trying to hold her breakfast in. “Okay, so, ugh, wow. Right, so how do you make women lust for you? Because I am looking at you right now and honestly you could lose a few pounds. The acne isn’t good. Could be taller. Oh, and all of your limbs are phallic rape objects.”

“Hiruko so manly.” Girl A says in a daze

“Shut your mouth. Grown ups are talking” Ryoko shouts.
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>>31859456
>That entire post

>>31859501
>The fog was wank
It just gets better and better.

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>>31859456
>>31859501
Yeah, fuck this town. Burn it all. I'm done. I am so done.

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“Oh, the strong was a sort of magical aphrodisiac slash roofie.” You say leaning on Ryoko’s shoulder eating an apple. “Yeah, it would go into your mind and make you all tingly for him and ready to make his tentacle babies. I guess that would explain Japan’s historical fascination with tentacle porn though, wouldn’t it?” You ask and you notice everyone’s eyes are on you. You swallow your apple bite. “You have problems mate, and this is coming from someone who thinks gasoline is what you spike drinks with to make lads all loopy for you.” You clearly know it’s not. "Total waste of godly power I say."

“What?” Hiruko demands narrowing his tiny eyes at you.

“Oh, sorry, no Ryoko was about to vomit and, well, I was going to rub her back and hold her hair for her but I will just, no want me to? I can go back into the shadow, it’s no biggy.” You say eating the rest of the apple.

“Who are you?” Hiruko demands.

[] Answer and trade banter for a moment
[] Attack!
[] Nope, nope, nope, nope. Right the fuck out
[] Other, please specify
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>>31859543
>[X] Attack!

KILL. EVERYTHING.

>>31859543

[] Answer and trade banter for a moment

No need to be rude before you murder the shit out of a god and consume his remains

>>31859543
Banter, then attack.

>>31859543
>[x] Answer and trade banter for a moment
So you're literally just the god of date rape?
Is..is he sanitary enough to eat?

>>31859592
Sadly enough, we've probably eaten worse.

>>31859613

Ryouichi?

>>31859543
>[X] Answer and trade banter for a moment

>>31859632
Yes.

>>31859543
>[X] Answer and trade banter for a moment

Holy shit that's gross.

>[X] Attack!

>>31859543
>Answer and trade banter for a moment
I mean, we're gonna kill him of course. Did he want to run, or just like give up so we didn't have to kill everybody?
I mean, we will, and people are gonna burn, but it's just polite.

>>31859632
Well half of that was because he didn't understand that jokes besides rape could be funny. Rape is a sometimes food.

>>31859543
>[x] Answer and trade banter for a moment
"What is it with gods and sticking their noodly parts in everything? What if... OH GOD! Ryoko! Is this what I did to Hiroshi when I made him touch the fluffy tails?! Wait.. No... The tails are too nice for it to be the same thing..."
>[x] Attack!

>>31859592
He's just going to get broken down into particles anyway. And while he's gross, we've eaten worse. And done worse. Honestly, that chair from Asmodeus' club probably rivals him in glow if ya put both under blacklights.
We can just make all our skill fall off afterwards and grow a new one. God bless shapeshifting and regen.

>>31859543
"I'm a monster created by God and the Devil to fuck each other over. Also I started Ragnarok I guess? You know how it's cold forever nowadays? My bad.

Anywho, do you know where your parents are, so I can kill them and feed them to my friends? Considering that you got a worse lot than Hephaestus, I can't imagine you feel particularly loyal to them."

>>31859676
this, holy shit this.

>>31859543
"I'm just a teacher. Cat. Ghost. Rock. Thing."

>>31859676
Because Izanagi has it coming, while Izanami is an unfortunate casualty.

Or we could just yell we are the night and confuse him by yelling about criminal scum until he begins wasting his power

>>31859764
I like thise

>>31859764
I wanna get a lead, detective style.

By which I mean just blurting out whatever comes into our head and expecting an answer.

...We are not detectives.

If we had waited for him to try and get his funk on and used wishbreaker, would that mean he'd be unable to get it up?

Just hear me out here guys, but I sort of don't want any part of his powers and rather would get xp from him.

>>31859820
Or worse, yes.

Writing writing

>>31859820
premature ejaculation. Ryoko would get leeches all over her hair

>>31859850
Depends on what he powers offers, but if it's all "wank fog and tentacle loving" then yeah. XP.

>>31859850
Well, he's some kind of luck god. We might get Fatebreakers.

Or something that breaks Wishbreaku into it's own separate ability entirely.

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“Risa Bubblegum Schrodinger. Doctor Risa Cruella Schrodinger.” You reply smacking Ryoko on her exposed rump with a satisfying sound.

“Sensei, I know you are trying to make it better but, ugh. Not the time. Just not the time.” Ryoko explains.

“Did you come here to be my bride too? Guess you-“ You hold up your hand shushing him.

“How is that even sort of what I said? Anyway, what is with gods and sticking their noodly parts in everything?” You called it a noodly part. “Seriously, I am not a shrink or anything but- Oh me. Ryoko, is that what I did to Hiroshi? What making him touch my fluffy tail my town of man seed fog?” You ask.

“No sensei, you are fine. You are a girl and it doesn’t count if a girl does it. Besides, he just touched your tail and his hand went in the soft fur. Think you are good.” She explains.

“So, wait, if I were to shove my tail into someone then-“ You start and Ryoko seems distressingly interested in this conversation.

“Don’t ignore me!” Hiruko commands wiggling his white sticky, ugh, wiggling his parts at you.

“Sorry, I have this brain thing. Too clever for my own good, go firing off in twenty different directions for every direction I go, which is all of them.” You explain clapping once and rubbing your hands together. “Right, yes you had a question for me. Who am I? I am a monster created and manipulated by both Lucifer and God, that’s the one true god by the way, in order to screw each other over. Some sort of familial spat.” Ahem. “Oh, sorry, terribly rude. The voice in my head is monologue. Well, one of the voices in my head is monologue, there is actually a whole coalition in there. Sometimes I hear them sometimes I don’t, they are coming and going, and talking, and shouting, and arguing.” You clear your throat.
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“Anywho I have a question for you. Where are your mum and pop? See, Izanagi and Izanami I sort of want to feed to my mates and I think I have a better chance of getting the information out of you than, say, Hephaestus. He has to work the forge all day and you are sort of a giant rape worm.” You explain.

“Working the forge? I am above such things! My mother is in the underworld while my father is in his palace within-“ You rub your eyes.

“Could you maybe narrow it down a bit for me? Seriously there is a whole slew of afterlives and palaces and all sorts of silliness. Look, we already have Lucifer and god fighting for their heaven and-“ You say and Hiruko laughs.

“Of course they would tell you they are the true god. They are just regular gods like my family who got a little egotistical! They are nothing!” He shouts undulating at you.

“Sensei, could you please make him stop making those movements?” She asks . “Oh for the love of- Sensei, the tips are-“ Ryoko starts.

“I know.” You frown.

“How about I give you a chance to join my harem?” He asks and you see within the milky white pool, just below it, are countless women all tied up and, well, with burden and surrounded by wiggling sticky tentacles which seem to, just after birth, rape the women pregnant again. You see the leech creatures laying in a thick pile of collected mucus and the colour. Even the colour is too offensive for words.
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“I can describe that colour.” You say. Bullshit, try. “Okay, so say you had a bloody nose and you clean it up right proper so there is just a scabby mess. Then you go outside, but the neighbors are all mowing their lawns full of loose dirt and dog shit so it gets all in your nose. Then you go inside and wash your arms and face, and then blow your nose into a tissue and you get a green, black, red, brown, yellow sort of nasty snoty sticky mess. That is what colour it all is.” You explain. You are gross.

“Plus sperm just, just everywhere.” Ryoko explains.

“Enough! Will you join me and learn the joys of womanhood, or will I have to force you into it? I am sure our children will be the most beautiful and powerful yet.” He explains.

What now?
[] Continue asking him something
[] Attack
[] Other, please specify
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>>31860141
Shrug like we're thinking "ehh why not" and then start walking towards him. Then
>[x] Attack
Rip n tear.

>>31860141
[x]kick his ass seabass
this thing is disgusting and it offends me on a primordial level, get rid of this damn thing, holy shit risa.

>>31860141
Let's just kill him so we stop having to stare at it now. It's like the...
SONOVABITCH HE'S THE FATHER OF RAPE SLOTH ISN'T HE!