>>31870910
Ooh, good, we can be killed by that first worm now instead of the second.

>Welcome to Sith Quest

Here is the basic layout. Decisions will be made by voting on various options. Whichever option has the most votes after ten minutes is the winner. All votes are final, so choose wisely. Also, you can add some dialogue to your vote, if you wish. During combat, if you want to say something, just type what you want to say with your vote. During conversations, if multiple people supply different dialogue, I will combine as many as I can so long as they do not contradict one another, in order to avoid a conversation taking several hours.

>Important

The combat system will be dice based and use a d100 system. In order to succeed in those options, one out of the first three rolls must be equal to or greater than the specified number. However, if a number of 4 or lower is rolled in the first three, then whatever you were attempting will go very badly. On the other hand, if a number of 96 or higher is rolled in the first five, then whatever you are attempting will go very well unless a roll of 4 or below occurred in the first three.

>THIS IS A CHALLENGING QUEST, AND BAD DECISIONS WILL GET YOU KILLED.

The first vote, you will have twenty minutes for.

What race do you wish to be?

>A. Human

>B. Sith Pureblood

>C. Zabrak

>D. Twi'lek

>E. Togruta

>F. Cathar

>G. Rattataki

>H. Kaleesh

>I. Nautolan

>>31870942
>>H. Kaleesh

Let's be an ugly fucker this time. We'll make the worms regret eating our head.

>>31870942
H

>>31870942

>G. Rattataki

Also, why no Dathomiri?

>>31870910
Alright, you shits, We do this by the book or we'll die again. Anybody advocating the Murderhobo approach is to be shamed and made fun of.
>>31870942
B

>>31870925
I made things slightly easier this time, because in hindsight needing 2 out of 3 to succeed was a bit much.

>>31870963
Dathomir wasn't settled by this point.

>>31870977
>implying success is possible with the OP's dice mechanics
>implying any decision is superior

you're either delusional or going to be very disappointed.

>>31870942
>Kaleesh

Get us a pimp bone-mask.

>>31870991
Oh, i'm not saying we're not going to die horribly in this quest, no doubt the dice rules are fucked. But the fewer situations we get in where we need to rely on the dice, the fewer chances we have of Dying horribly. Murderhobo tactics will lead to dice, which leads to dismemberment.

>>31870957
>>31870961
>>31870999
Huh, things are already shaping up to be different from last time

>>31871039
Different player pool, probably.

>>31871039
we don't want to be a race that people expect competence from again

>>31870942
>Kaleesh

Spirit powerrrr

>>31870942
>H. Kaleesh

>>31871080
Wait, I thought Kaleesh were all about murdering stuff up close with whatever tool was available?

>>31871119
Spiritual, rather.

>>31870942
>B. Sith Pureblood
Well this time we will defeat that evil worm

>>31871184
Truly, K'lor'slugs are the greatest enemy of the Sith.

>>31871190
Always remember to use lightning everytime

>>31871206
We only lost because we stopped trying to lightning everything.

>>31871211
Exactly as he said.

>>31871243
I was agreeing with him.

>>31871086
>>31871080
>>31870999
>>31870961
>>31870957
You have chosen to be a Kaleesh.

You will have ten minutes for this next vote.

Are you male or female?

>A. Male

>B. Female

>>31871308
B

>>31871308
A
No need to attract fetishists.

>>31871308
A

>>31871308
>A. Male

Cause we're supposed to have a harem.

>>31871326
I'm already here.

>>31871308
A

>>31871308
A. No need to turn this into Evil Lesiabn Quest 274

>>31871308
A. Glory be the Kaleesh harem.

>>31871308
A

>>31871326
You're way too optimistic anon.
This is just choosing whether it'll be a lesbian quest or a harem quest.

>>31871308
>>A. Male

>>31871412
You mean wether a male or a female dies in 2 hours?

>>31871412
>Implying we'll even get that far

You don't know suffering yet. cute.

>>31871421
>>31871410
>>31871374
>>31871360
>>31871358
>>31871351
>>31871339
>>31871326
In the darkness, you hear the breathing of the other passengers on your shuttle. You can feel their emotions rolling off of them in waves. Some radiate fear and anxiety, while in others you sense confidence, determination, hatred, and the like.

It's pitch black all around you. For some reason they've been keeping the area you and the other acolytes have been staying in that way. Most likely, it's to make it harder for you all to kill one another before you even reach Korriban.

The shuttle rumbles as it touches down. With a hiss, the entryway opens and light pours in, giving you your first good look at the other acolytes.

Two of them are human, a brown haired male, and a blonde haired female. The way they fidget and glance around nervously makes it appear that they won't be much of a threat. Looking around at the other acolytes, you spot a green skinned Twi'lek female, a Rattataki male, a massive Kaleesh male and equally large Zabrak male.

Normally, the group of potential Sith would not include so many aliens. But, with the current state of the empire, the Sith have grown desperate to replenish their numbers, and so alien Sith have become more common.

Standing just inside the building on the other side of your landing pad, you spot a tall, black haired human male in red armor. He must be the overseer.

>A. Rush out of the shuttle, be the first to reach the overseer.

>B. Just get up and walk, you're in no rush.

>C. Wait for everyone else to leave the shuttle before heading for the overseer.

>>31871499
B
We have no need to rush we are better than they

>>31871499
>>B. Just get up and walk, you're in no rush.

>>31871499
B

>>31871499
>B. Just get up and walk, you're in no rush.

>>31871499
D
Blow up the planet.

>>31871551
Too late. The worms already did that.

>>31871499
>C. Wait for everyone else to leave the shuttle before heading for the overseer.
Take inventory of your competition while pretending to be slow.

>>31871499
B, we'll need to stand out eventually, but we don't need to appear slow and weak, nor stupidly overeager.

>>31871510
>>31871515
>>31871531
>>31871538
You're in no real hurry, and none of the other acolytes seem inclined to rush either. You all slowly and calmly exit the shuttle and start towards the building. You notice the humans hanging towards the back of the group, and can practically taste their fear. The Zabrak and Kaleesh seem to size each other up as they walk, while the Rattataki eyes everyone like a predator about to make its kill. The Twi'lek doesn't seem to be paying much attention to the others, and simply moves with an air of confidence.

You hear the shuttle take off as you and the other acolytes enter the building. You gather around the overseer, who takes a moment to get a good look at each of you before speaking.

"Greetings, Acolytes," he begins. "Welcome to Korriban. I am Overseer Damul. It is my duty to oversee your trials, and find the one among you who will become Sith. I hope you all appreciate exactly where you stand. This world, is the birthplace of the Sith Order. But, beyond that, you stand on the path to unlimited power. If you follow it, and do not falter, you may become one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy. However, the Sith Order does not approve of half measures. On Korriban, you will either excel, or be crushed by those who do. I hope you are prepared."

"I'm ready," the Twi'lek assures him. "Where do we begin?"

"Your first trial will be a simple one," Overseer Damul tells you. "Beyond this building is the Valley of the Dark Lords, the resting place of some of the mightiest Sith who have ever lived. The Tomb of Ajunta Pal, the first Dark Lord, stands between us and the Academy. All you must do is travel through the tomb and meet me in the Academy. Now, are there any questions?"

The Zabrak, Kaleesh, and Rattataki all pass the overseer without a word, heading for the valley.

>A. Ask what dangers are within the tomb

>B. Ask if there are any rules

>C. You're ready, head for the tomb

>D. Dialogue writein

>>31871678
>>A. Ask what dangers are within the tomb
I know what's going on here, but let's make sure it's spelled out for the people who weren't here last time we attempted this.

>>31871678
>>C. You're ready, head for the tomb

We need to set up an ambush for the twilek. It'll involve worms.

>>31871678
>C

>>31871678
A, never hurts to be prepared

>>31871678
>C. You're ready, head for the tomb

>>31871678
C

>>31871678
>C. You're ready, head for the tomb
what >>31871715
said

>>31871678
>C. You're ready, head for the tomb

>>31871805
>>31871779
>>31871778
>>31871740
>>31871715
Those fuckers know how to sith.

>>31871805
>>31871786
>>31871779
>>31871778
>>31871740
>>31871715
You're ready to face this trial, and have no fear of whatever may be lurking within the tomb. With that in mind, you follow the three Acolytes past the Overseer, and find yourself at the top of a large ramp leading down into the blood red sand of the Valley of The Dark Lords.

Not far ahead, you see a massive structure, made of stone and clearly ancient. This must be the Tomb of Ajunta Pall. The other three immediately rush down the ramps, and you soon get your first look at one of the dangers of Korriban.

Nearly a dozen creatures emerge from beneath the sand. Each of them have large, wormlike bodies carried by many legs. At their top is a massive maw of razor-sharp teeth. Two claws are positioned just below the heads.

Three of the creatures move in towards the Rattataki, who charges them head on, swinging his training saber wildly as he reaches his foes. His reckless approach leaves him with a few cuts on his arms, and a deep gash in his chest. But, he ultimately emerges victorious.

Four move in towards the Kaleesh, who uses the force to throw two of them backwards before drawing his weapon and preparing for the other two. He swings hard with his weapon in his right hand, cutting deep into the neck of one of the creatures, while his left hand curls into a fist that slams into the side of the other's head, causing it to stumble back a few steps as he delivers anther strike that kills the first creature. He turns on the disoriented one, then, and soon slays it as well. As the other two head for him, you feel confident he'll survive.

Four rush towards the Zabrak, who calmly extends his left hand. Lighting erupts from his fingertips, striking one of the creatures and sending it screaming in retreat as its body is scorched. As the other three reach him, he slices one of the claws off the nearest one, and wields it in his left hand while he wields his saber in his right. With these two weapons, he mak-

>>31872042
God dammit, Candleja-

>>31872042
>>31872039
>>31871805
>>31871786
>>31871779
>>31871778
>>31871740
>>31871715
-es short work of his foes, hacking and slashing them while avoiding their panicked attempts to attack him. The creatures soon lie dead around him. Not bothering to look at how the others are doing, he rushes towards the entrance to the tomb. You see no more signs of the Rattataki, and assume he has already gone in.

The Kaleesh, however, looks all around himself, and after a few moments, you see what he was looking for.

Another pair of the creatures are wandering not far from him, and he slowly approaches them, gripping the hilt of his weapon firmly.

Perhaps it would be a good idea to find some of the creatures to fight yourself. After all, there could be more in the tombs.

>A. Go look for creatures to fight

>B. Go talk to the Kaleesh

>C. Go to the tomb

>D. Attack the Kaleesh while he is distracted (Roll of 75 or higher)

>E. Wait for the other Acolytes to finish with the Overseer and come out.

>>31872096
>>C. Go to the tomb
We need a better ambush spot.

>>31872096
>B
Sing the song of our people

>>31872096
>>31872096
>C
Try and like trail the strong dudes from a safe distance so they clear stuff out for us.

>>31872096
>C. Go to the tomb
Do we have bombs? To make traps to kill some losers. Ambush might not work all too well on force sensitive armed people.

>>31872096
>>C. Go to the tomb
Why would we look for creatures to fight? We've got things to do.

>>31872096
>C. Go to the tomb

>>31872096
>C
We don't have to fight them

>>31872096
>C.
Walk there non-chalantly, however. Be more aware of our surroundings than of where we're going, if you will. If anything jumps us, kill it.

>>31872216
>just fly casual

>>31872243
Not run, nigga. Just don't engage anything.

>>31872243
>>31872216
>>31872195
>>31872161
>>31872151
>>31872147
>>31872140
>>31872122
You see no point in battling the creatures out here in the valley. You let the other Kaleesh play with the worms while you cross the sands and enter the tomb.

As you step inside, you notice a change. Ever since you arrived on Korriban, you could feel the lurking presence of the Dark Side. In the tomb, that presence feels stronger. But, it still much fainter than you might have expected. After all, shouldn't the tomb of the very first Dark Lord been a nexus of dark energy? Oh well.

You stand at the top of a large staircase stretching downard. You can hear the shrieks of more of those creatures down below. Apparently, the Rattataki or Zabrak ran into them. With nowhere else to go but outside the tomb, you descend the stairs and find yourself in a large chamber.

Blood stains the walls, rubble and broken objects litter the floor, as do some fresh corpses of the wormlike creatures. Large objects that look like eggs sit against the walls, most of them cracked or broken open. To your left, the stretches on. To your right, you see another staircase leading downwards. You spot the Zabrak taking the left way. You could trail behind and let him handle the dangers of the tomb. Or, you could head right and see where the stairs leave. Then again, you could hide, and ambush the other Acolytes when they arrive.

>A. Left

>B. Right

>C. Hide

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>>31870910
The Sith Empire is falling apart at the seams? Maker preserver us, if only there had been some kind of... Intelligence agency to warn you fuck wit Sith! Better still, maybe if you idiots listened to said Intelligence agency instead of being caught up in dumb power games and mini-civil wars.

Well fuck you all. You let this happen. I'm going to see if the SIS takes belligerent defectors.

I should have fucking joined the Star Cabal.

>>31872428
>C. Hide

>>31872428
>>C. Hide
I want to see how effective we are at this.

An ideal ambush spot would have a group of worms that the target would have to engage.

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>>31872437
Let me know what you find out.

>>31872428
>C. Hide

>>31872428
C

We're all gonna die because we ambushed the other Kaleesh. calling it now.

>>31872523
We're killing that twilek cunt for what she did in another life.

>>31872533
What she do?

Dont you remember from last round, it is fround upon to kill the other acolytes in this trial

>>31872548
Didn't appreciate our glory.

>>31872559
Oh yes our glory, of dieing in the second encounter

>>31872556
>scared of killing other acolytes and making it look like worms did it

Don't you need to be licking some jedi's boots or something?

>>31872556
>Not claiming self-defence
>Caring

>>31872556
it's discouraged, but they know it happens, and they expect you to not leave proof it was you if you do.

>>31872556
Filthy, dumb, Jedi scum

>>31872576
Reality has little to do with who gets on our List(tm).

>>31872523
>>31872515
>>31872498
>>31872494
This is a wonderful opportunity to eliminate some of your competition, and you intend to seize that opportunity. It won't be too surprising if an Acolyte or two dies in the tomb during this trial. After all, there are dangerous beasts lurking about.

You decide to hide and set up an ambush. To that end, you take a look around to see potential hiding spots. Sadly, they are relatively few. You see some massive statues resembling humans supporting a catwalk. You could hide behind one of them. You would probably be well hidden, but an attack from there would be fairly difficult. You could simply wait around the corner at the bottom of the stairs and attack when your foe reaches the bottom. Or, you could choose another direction and make your way through the tomb.

>A. Hide behind one of the large statues ( 75 or higher)

>B. Hide around the corner at the bottom of the stairs (60 or higher)

>C. Go left

>D. Go right

>>31872648
B

>>31872580
>>31872601
It no wonder the sith our losing, if they are all stupid like you, you are calling pragmatism cowardly, Do you really believe we can take, anyone here. Since the tiwlek has the human scum and the others are just better than us right now
Also: D

>>31872648
>>C. Go left
Hiding spots here suck, time to look for something better.

>>31872648
B

>>31872648
C

>>31872648
C

>>31872674
>waaaah, they're all stronger than me

So obviously the only solution is become a cowering bootheel.

You are no Sith.

>>31872648
B

>>31872648
>>B. Hide around the corner at the bottom of the stairs (60 or higher)

>>31872670
Changing this vote to C. this is a bad idea right now with DCs this bad.

Rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15

>>31872648
B

>>31872648
>B. Hide around the corner at the bottom of the stairs (60 or higher)

>>31872778
that is around the lowest the DCs will get.

>>31872778
That's my post faggot. Don't pretend that it's you.

>>31872744
There's a difference between cowardess and being smart, if you want to go ahead and die because of stupidity go head, the only role sith like you would be good for is cannon fodder
C

>>31872812
You fucking liar. Don't even try that shit.

>>31872813
>blah blah trying to justify being a spinless maggot

whatever, jedi wannabe.

>>31872670
>>31872693
>>31872752
>>31872764
>>31872780
>>31872786
B wins, roll.

Remember, d100

>>31872838
Oh wow very mature, and what did i say that was cowardly, to not attack everyone in site like a rampaging terentatek

Rolled 11

>>31872883
Good night, twilek scum

>>31872884
How are speaking with that jedi dick so far up your throat?

Rolled 46

>>31872883

Rolled 11

>>31872883

Rolled 86

>>31872883
I have a bad feeling about this

Rolled 12

>>31872883

>>31872904
>>31872910
>>31872920

>Like a motherfucking shadow

>>31872910
>>31872909
>>31872904

Are you faggots happy? you just got us up shit creek with your bullshit.

>>31872648
>C

>>31872908
And how are you speaking having your head so far up your ass that you made a wrong turn at albuquerque

>>31872935

>This is what it means to be sith. Embrace the rage.

>>31872950
>having their jimmies so rustled you can actually write this and think it's a good comeback

>>31872950
>>31872986
Samefag, please go back to /b/

>>31873012
wut

>>31872904
>>31872909
>>31872910
>>31872913
>>31872920
>>31872931
>>31872935
>>31872950
>>31872960
>>31872986
You take position around the corner at the bottom of the stairs. You are ready to strike at a moment's notice. However, when your intended victim arrives, you react a moment too slowly.

The Twi'lek female reaches the bottom of the stairs, and after a moment, you swing your blade as hard as you can, intending to sever her head from her body, or at least cut open her throat. That moment was all she needed to react, however, and she ducks under your attack, thrusting her left hand towards you.

You find yourself thrown onto your ass, and looking up at a very angry Twi'lek.

"The Overseer told use we should not murder other acolytes," she comments, twirling her blade in her hand. "But, I think he'll understand killing in self defense. Of course, if I make this look like an accident, I won't need an explanation."

>A. Get to your feet and attack! Try to overwhelm her with your superior size and strength ( 60 or higher)

>B. Get up and get into a defensive stance. Let her attack first so that you can learn how she fights. You're large and strong enough to survive if she gets a few hits in (40 or higher)

>C. Use the force to throw her against the wall (75 or higher)

>D. Zap her with lightning and attack while she's stunned (70 or higher)

>E. Dialogue writein

>>31873098
>>D. Zap her with lightning and attack while she's stunned (70 or higher)

It's the only way.

>>31873098

Liiiiiiiightning.

>>31873098
>B.
Counter attack is the way young one.

Rolled 25

>>31873098
Well we are boned
B

>>31873098
>>D. Zap her with lightning and attack while she's stunned (70 or higher)

>>31873098
B. Let's not go full retard and go for the high ro-

>>31873119
>>31873120

you people...

Rolled 11

>>31873098
>>B. Get up and get into a defensive stance. Let her attack first so that you can learn how she fights. You're large and strong enough to survive if she gets a few hits in (40 or higher)

>>31873098
>Lightning
"Kill me? You're funny."

>>31873098
B

>>31873098
>B. Get up and get into a defensive stance. Let her attack first so that you can learn how she fights. You're large and strong enough to survive if she gets a few hits in (40 or higher)

Rolled 65

>>31873098

>>31873098
D

>>31873098
> B

Rolled 99

>>31873098
Kill her dead, nigs

Rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9

>>31873098
Do you take best of 3 or the first roll

>>31873098
Obviously B

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>>31873201
You mah nigga, nigga

>>31873098
B goddamnit, don't fuck this quest up /b/

>>31873228
For making a roll that won't count?

>>31873237
>muh superior tactical acumen

Nigger, we lost last time because we didn't lightning everything. All the time.

>>31873239
On the other hand, if a number of 96 or higher is rolled in the first five, then whatever you are attempting will go very well unless a roll of 4 or below occurred in the first three.

>>31873271
Again, he rolled 99 on a post that will not get counted, so why are you happy?

>>31873237
>>31873218
>>31873192
>>31873171
>>31873166
>>31873148
>>31873146
>>31873131
>>31873121
B wins, roll

>>31873271

Rolls come in after the OP declares which route has been chosen.

Rolled 18

>>31873306

Rolled 99

>>31873306
Rollin.

Rolled 94

>>31873306

>>31873316
should've gone for the lightning.

>>31873316
>>31873317

Yes.

Rolled 81

>>31873306
please no critfail
>>31873316
FUCK YEAH

>>31873316
What now, bitches?

>>31873312
>>31873298

>>31873379
...the roll came after he asked for it, and wasn't the one you were so happy about.

But you keep on being...whatever the fuck you are.

>>31873313
>>31873316
>>31873317
>>31873320
>>31873336
>>31873337
You quickly rise to your feet and get into a defensive stance. You wait for your enemy to attack, planning to learn her fighting style and hopefully find an opening to attack.

Luckily for you, you don't have to wait long.

After attempting a few strikes, all of which you manage to block, she thrusts out her hand in an effort to push you with the force a second time. You step top her side, and her push only moves one of the nearby beast corpses. Seizing her by the wrist, you pull her in close before bashing her between the eyes with the hilt of your weapon. She releases her own weapon as she falls onto her back, and you are on her in an instant, wrapping one of your large hands around her throat and squeezing the life out of her. Soon, she is dead. You have successfully eliminated one of your rivals.

Now, the question is, what should you do now?

>A. Try and make this look like an accident

>B. Nobody can prove anything, and the longer you stay here, the better chance you have of getting caught, take the left way

>C. Take the right way

>>31873476
>>A. Try and make this look like an accident

>>31873476
>A. Try and make this look like an accident
We don't want to be executed should we survive this.

>>31873476
>A. Try and make this look like an accident

>>31873476

A.

>>31873476
>>A. Try and make this look like an accident

Unless she was the last person to pass this spot, we should hide with the body first. After everyone is gone, we can trail along behind and toss her at any worms we come across.

>>31873476
B

>>31873476
>D. Move on. If she died so easy she's not worth any more effort.

>>31873476
>D. Rape while still warm

>>31873588
This

>>31873476
>>C. Take the right way

Rolled 9, 5, 8 = 22

>>31873476
A

>>31873476
>A
We should take trophies in the future. But not now

>>31873476
>>A. Try and make this look like an accident
Rip off a worm claw and stab her body with it, then drag a worm corpse over her body with her training saber stabbing it.

>>31873320
>Lightning
>We have to make it look like it was the beasts

/tg/ pls think things through.

>>31873551
...seems Sith-y enough.

>>31873689
>>31873664
>>31873655
>>31873530
>>31873519
>>31873515
>>31873513
>>31873492
You figure it's probably a good idea to remove any suspicion that foul play was involved in the Twi'lek's death. So, you decide to make it look like an accident.

You grab her limp body and drag it over to one of the beast corpses. You then grab the claw of one of the beasts, and use it to cut a hole in her throat. Finally, you place her weapon back in her hand. Now, it will seem obvious to everyone that she died in battle with one of the creatures.

"What did you do?" a terrified voice asks behind you.

Turning, you find yourself staring at the human male. He holds his training saber in a death grip, and trembles in fear as he stares at you with wide eyes. He should be afraid. He is a witness, and you need to shut him up.

>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)

>B. Attack him, pummel him, and strangle him like you did the Twi'lek (50 or higher)

>C. Tell him if he breaths a word of this to anyone, you will kill him

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Run left

>F. Run right

>>31873842
>>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)

All you can eat worm buffet.

>>31873842
"Congrats, you've just joined my expedition. You're coming with me, and we're finding our own way through the tombs. Cross me and you're worm food."

>>31873842

B.

>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)
No witnesses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>31873842
D. This is what happens if you ambush me. Problem is, no one is going to believe the ugliest man on the planet, so I have to cover it up.

>>31873842
>>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)

>>31873842
>>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)

"Bettering my chances of graduation. Here, let me show you first hand. Now pay close attention."

>>31873842
"Ah excellent I was just looking for the perfect corpse to blame this on and these worms weren't quite up to snuff!"

>>31873901
Free meatshield? Yes please.

>>31873842
>A. Attack him and cut him up, make him look like worm food too ( 30 or higher)

>>31873966
Yes, but of the nonliving kind. Like we sling him over our shoulder and if any worms come along we toss him at them.

>>31873842
>rape him

>>31873989
>>31873588
why is /b/ in this quest?

>>31873989
>when the human female shows up, rape her too.

>>31874001
>not liking a good old fashioned rape
Come on, it's like you are trying to not have fun.

>>31873842
>>31873989
>>31874006
Force male to rape dead bodies, kill him after.

>>31874006
>>31874027
brothers

>>31874027
You. I like you.

Especially if you mean the worm corpses, too.

>>31873980
>>31873944
>>31873938
>>31873922
>>31873869
A wins, roll

Rolled 8

>>31874051

Rolled 1

>>31874051

Rolled 94

>>31874051

Rolled 83

>>31874051

Rolled 4, 1, 10 = 15

>>31874060
Well we died

>>31874060
And here we die again.

>>31874060
lowest kek

>>31874060
Oh boy.

Rolled 79

>>31874051

>>31874078
naw, not yet
we just lose an arm and all our rolls become impossible to pass
next turn we die

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>>31874074
>>31874078
>>31874086
>>31874089
I'm sorry guys.

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>>31874060
>Us next turn

>>31874060
We didn't even make it one thread this time. Dammit, you guys.

>>31874175
On the bright side, we did kill the twilek. Our ancestors will probably laugh at us a bit less.

>>31874194
We didn't make it one thread last time, why are you surprised?

>>31874090
>>31874089
>>31874086
>>31874078
>>31874074
>>31874073
>>31874063
>>31874060
>>31874058
You don't want any witnesses.

You slowly advance on the terrified Acolyte, rising your blade to cut him down. However, as you swing, you meet a bit of misfortune. The panicked Acolyte makes a desperate swing of his own. You, so confident in how easy your victory will be, don't have a firm grip on your weapon. So, the Acolyte's swing knocks your blade from your hand and sends it flying into the wall behind you.

The two of you stare in shock for a moment, before the Acolyte finally seems to grow a pair. He swings his blade again, cutting into your side. He doesn't hit deep enough to kill you, but it hurts like a bitch. With a strong pull, he rips his blade out of your side and prepares to attack again.

>A. Fight him with your bare hands (60 or higher)

>B. Use the force to fling him away, go for your weapon while he's incapacitated ( 50 or higher)

>C. Zap him with lightning, attack while he's disoriented (45)

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Turn and run for your weapon, then prepare for him to attack once he reaches you (65 or higher)

>>31874231
we died in the second thread, though.

>>31874267
c

>>31874267

C.C.C.C.C.C.

>>31874267
Im going to presume C is 45 or higher and pick that.

Rolled 10, 1, 10 = 21

>>31874267
>>C. Zap him with lightning, attack while he's disoriented (45)

>>31874267
c

C

>>31874267
>C
We can claim he attacked us and this was in self-defense. No witnesses and a dead man can't speak against us.

>>31874267
>>C. Zap him with lightning, attack while he's disoriented (45)

Extra crispy, motherfucker.

>>31874267
>C. Zap him with lightning, attack while he's disoriented (45)
IT'S TIME

>>31874267
>>C. Zap him with lightning, attack while he's disoriented (45)

>>31874357
>>31874335
>>31874329
>>31874325
>>31874320
>>31874314
>>31874311
>>31874296
>>31874295
C wins, roll

Rolled 6

>>31874494

Rolled 23

>>31874494

Rolled 71

>>31874494

Rolled 11

>>31874494

>>31874526
Jaysus, that was too close.

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>>31874517
>mfw

Can you not roll again this thread? I nearly screamed in terror.

>>31874598
Not really. The winning roll could've accomplished any of the tasks.

>>31874637
Whoops, wrong post. I meant to tag
>>31874517
there.

>>31874548
>>31874526
>>31874524
>>31874517
Before he can complete his swing, you thrust your left hand towards him.

Lightning erupts from your fingertips, and strikes him in the gut. He lets out an agonized scream as his body begins to spasm, and his weapon falls from his hand.

Entirely defenseless, he is no match for what you do next.

You grab him by his collar with your left hand, while you form your right hand into a fist and punch him in the head. You pull back your arm and punch again, and again, and again, until you hear a crack and he goes completely limp. Throwing his corpse next to the Twi'lek's, you give him the same treatment you gave her, cutting his throat with the beast's other claw, and placing his weapon in his hand before going to retrieve yours.

>A. Take the left path

>B. Take the right path

>C. Hide and get ready to ambush other acolytes (60 or higher)

>>31874683
>>C. Hide and get ready to ambush other acolytes (60 or higher)

Only because it would be comical at this point.

>>31874683
C

Rolled 35

>>31874683
>A
don't be so stupid guys

>>31874683
>A
Do you niggas even want to live?

>>31874730
Sorry, I run on stupid.

>>31874683
>B
Let's try not to die immediately.

Go right: B
Let's go, places to loot, things to kill, force to master, we don't have all day

Rolled 7, 3, 9 = 19

>>31874683
a

>>31874683
>A. Take the left path

B

>>31874683
A

i swear if some fucking niggers kill us again with their retarded choices

>>31874737
Not really. I want an amusing quest, and having a clowncar full of dead bodies and worms is pretty fucking amusing.

>>31874683
>A

While it is comical to ambush more, it is also fucking stupid. We are severely injured and not doing so hot. This is the same series of mistakes that led to us dieing in the previous one.

>>31874683
>>A. Take the left path

>>31874683
A

>>31874768
Ah

Read
>I am a retard nigga who fails to get the concept of being serious and roleplaying. Also, I am a retard. Also a Nigga.

>Sincerely, Retard Nigga Jones.

>>31874774
>This is the same series of mistakes

No. We rolled a crit fail and died. There was no 'series of mistakes'.

But keep thinking that, this >MUH BRILLIANT PLAN stuff is hilarious.

>>31874774
That wasn't a mistake. That was a nat 1.
The decision was perfectly sound.

>>31874815
Looting an ancient grave of a Sith as an accolyt is extremly stupid.

>>31874844

You said the same thing last time and you still sound stupid.

>>31874844
It wont be stupid when we have a real lightsaber and the rest of them have toy ones.

>>31874730
>>31874737
>>31874754
>>31874755
>>31874764
>>31874774
>>31874780
>>31874787
Deciding not to push your luck, you take the left path and leave the bodies behind.

The walk from this point on ends up being rather uneventful. It seems the two Acolytes who passed before you have cleared out the beasts. And, since you spent so much time killing those two other Acolytes, they're far enough ahead of you where you don't run into them. All in all, the rest of the hike through the tomb is boring and without peril. Soon enough, you find your way out, and at the foot of the Sith Academy.

(To be Continued)

That concludes the first edition of Sith Quest. These quests will probably be weekly thing, happening every Friday or Saturday. Follow me on twitter @starwarsfands for updates and schedule changes. Also, this thread will be on Suptg in a few minutes, if you had fun, give it an upvote.

>Any questions?

>>31874987
I'd like 2 minutes with no votes so anyone can stick in a writein if wanted.

>>31874987
Pretty neat. Wasn't here for the last one but maybe we won't die too quickly this time around.

Any tweaks you've made from one iteration to the next?

>>31874987
holy shit we did so much better

purebloods are destined to die

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Thread is archived, if you had fun, upvote

>>31875047
Made it so you only need 1 of the first 3 rolls to succeed. I'm also trying to be slightly nicer when critical fails happen, though in some situations a critical fail can lead to instant death.

>>31875063
Indeed.

>>31875092
critfails happen way too often for a single one to ever cause insta death. Even the harshest of quests won't kill you unless you critfail like 3 times in a row.

>>31875092
>critfail can instagib

And that's why I'm calling bullshit on this quest.

>>31875203
>>31875141
I mean if you put yourself in a really fucking bat situation first.

>>31875245
even then it should be like at least 2

>>31875305
Read the top, asshat. This is a hard quest. It doesn't hold your hands. I fully approve of Somius killing us off last time for our dumb actions. The Dice Gods are fickle but they are downright bitches when the PC is being a fucktard due to it's playerbase.

speaking of star wars quests, does anyone remember the one with the male bounty hunter and his twilek sidekick/sith apprentice? any links would be appreciated

>>31875709
That sounds awesome

Hey, can we also do some secret missions with Cipher Nine and become a part-time bounty hunter?

>>31876071
>Cipher Nine

No records of such an individual exist, I am unsure of whom you are referring

>>31876211
>individual
it's a group of bounty hunters you casual

>>31876211
What do you mean you've never heard of Cipher Ni-