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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.
>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide


>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 275
>Mana 40/40
>Harem Status 5/5

You are John Galt and you are currently being kissed by your PT teacher. You are also suffering from weakness, a slight fuzziness in your head and massive dehydration due to losing a large portion of your own blood, but that’s generally what happens when you go several rounds using real weapons against somebody who is much more skilled and physically able with you.

The fact that you even managed to hit her once is due more to her being in a blood haze than your skill, but you did survive a lot due to grit and knowing how to fight her.

As you feel the kiss start going into “rather long” territory, you feel some of your mana being taken from you gently.

>Mana 35/40

As you feel even more of a shadow fall across your face, you open your eyes. Karasuba is still most over you, but as you move your eyes to the side you can see jet black wings, sharp, pointy looking feathers included, coming out from her back. Then you notice that she’s started moaning into your mouth.

This lasts for a few seconds, maybe a minute, before she finally stops and breaks the kiss.

“Damn…I’d forgot about that,” she says, eyes still closed as she leans back upright.

>About what?
>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss.
>Try to sit upright.
>Other
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>31876424
>Try to sit upright
>Kiss her again.
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>>31876424
>>Other
>You know what, I don’t care, lets do that again.
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>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss.

Aww yeah
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OH FUCK SHE'S STILL A SEKIREI

For those of you who don't know, if we kiss her now, her sword combat bonus, like, doubles or triples or some shit like that. Also she's mated to us for life, because Japan.
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>>31876424
>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss.
>Try to sit upright.
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>>31876424
>About wha-
>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss
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>>31876525
>doubles or triples
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>>31876424
>About what?
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>>31876525

THANKS JAPAN
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>>31876525
Seriously?

>>31876424
More kissing!
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>>31876424
>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss.

It's time.
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>>31876424
A mechanics question for you, Guide: How does our physical/combat/swordfighting interact together? Do all three get added for our combat bonus or is it just physical and swordfighting?
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Looks like lethargy from blood loss wins.

Writing.


>>31876719
Physical and Combat stack. For you, swordfighting is your "Combat" stat, for the NPC's it's more general at the moment because your Swordfighting is slightly different from Chris's swordfighting, from Kaede's etc etc.

I fixed that in the pastebin, my bad.
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>You know what, I don’t care, too much blood loss.
>Kiss her again
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>>31876813
Related question, then: If we were to pick up a special ability that tied to enchantment like magic smith or alchemist or faker or something, would that be able to stack as well?
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>>31876852
More than likely. I have some stuff planned later on. Like, so much later don't worry about it now because you'll forget before we get there, but yeah.
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>>31876424
Don't care too much blood going to places other then brain more kissing now thanks
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>>31876813
>Looks like lethargy from blood loss wins.

>My new girlfriend just grew wings? I can't feel my toes, so I don't give a fuck.
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>>31876889
Last question : Can we parry magic and bullets? Or, said another way, can we use our full combat modifier against opponents who use those as their primary form of attack?
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>>31876941
You? Probably not at the moment.

Karasuba? Yeah.

So, short answer, "Get Good and we'll talk."
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>>31877025
Sounds to me like a job for Enchantment.
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>>31877025
as always:

Step One, Git Gud.
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>>31876525
>doubles or triples
>+125 times two or three
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While guide is busy writing up his updates, I was wondering if we could discuss possible mana use strategies for fights.

Right now, we can't do anything in-combat with that resource, and it bugs me cause autism.

Looking at our combat style, we're entirely melee, we have no means of protecting ourselves against magic and bullets, and we're limited to human running speeds to close with our enemies.

We may be able to plug one or more of these holes with enchanted items. For range, what about having a mana-activated enchantment on our sword that massively increases its range with like an extending energy blade. For defenses, again enchant the sword so that we can commit some mana to it and while that mana is used, we're able to deflect bullets and magic. For closing speed, create some blink/shunpo boots for ourselves that activate when we dump mana into them.

I'm thinking we're going to need a enchantment-related special before we can really create excalibur 2.0, so I was considering easier, more focused enchantments that still let us use mana in fights.
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>>31877266
I think until we really start cranking on our casting and summoning, our Mana is mainly going to be used for creating much more elaborate enchanted items. they don't even need to be mana-activated, if we're good enough.
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>>31876424
You are really interested in the fact that Karasuba grew wings, you really really are. But at the moment you are still having trouble wiggling your toes so that takes priority. Combined with the fact that she really does have a nice lap to lay in, she’s still got some fingers in your hair and your bloods mild confusion on where it should be heading at the moment, you decide that laying there is a good idea.

Karasuba seems to be basking in the moment right now, but you do manage to slowly reach your hand up to her leg and give it a light pat.

“You need a smoke or do I need to get up and give you another go?” you say to her, your voice still a little hoarse.

That manages to get her attention, a smile crossing her face as she looks down at you.

“I don’t think you could give me a…go, at anything right now lover boy,” she says, voice very clearly carrying innuendo that you started even farther.

“I might surprise you,” you say, your spirit not dampened even if your body happens to be chastising you very heavily at the moment.

“Right,” she says, chuckling as her soft hand strokes your cheek, “Let’s not try that right now you’re still weak.”

The contrast between before and now is rather staggering your mind manages to point out. At least between the blood thirst and the softness being shown at the moment.

There’s another few minutes as you start to regain feeling in your limbs before she speaks again.

“I’m surprised you didn’t ask about it,” she says to you.

“I was just a little more concerned with staying awake at the time,” you say, slowly moving upright, which she allows.

“A good point,” she says, stretching out her legs as you manage to, barely, stay upright. Her thighs, which you’ve always noted to be rather nice, press against yours, her head settling on her shoulder in an oddly possessive gesture, “Do you care now?”

>Yes.
>Not really.
>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
>Other.
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>>31877397
>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877397
>>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877397
>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877397
Not really.
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Guys, we're totally going about this whole swordsmanship thing the wrong way. We have the ability to enchant kitchen utensils to make us a glorious breakfast, surely we can enchant some swords to make mincemeat of our enemies?
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>>31877397
>>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877488
Think guide said in one of the earlier threads that animated swords wouldn't be much of a challenge for capable opponents.
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>>31877397
>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877397
>>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877488
We've thought of that but, by the word of Guide, there effectiveness would be shit aginst any competent foe.
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>>31877488
>>31877511
they are when you have hundreds
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>>31877511
what if we added them to just help while we are fighting in close range like normal,or to keep ranged enemies distracted so they can't attack us
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>>31877561
Isn't that more of a summoning thing, then?
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>>31877580
>>31877561
>>31877565
>>31877488
summon a ton of enchanted blades?
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>>31877580
Didn't really mean like her powers more like enchant hundreds of sword thing best picture I could find short notice
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>>31877561
Okay, things we need to work on:
Summoning (Alternatively we could rely on Chris, the first and best girl, for this)
Swordsmanship

Ay-O-Kay:
Enchanting

Fuck it:
Mysticism
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>>31877651
I mean, why blades? We know animating swords isn't terribly effective, so if we wanted to overrun an enemy with lots of pets, just summon a host of magic vampire bats or something.
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>>31877682
Bats are more complicated than swords
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Looks like I gave you an easy choice again .

Writing.

>>31877653
You could enchant hundreds of swords to be automatic. But unless you want to carry them all around, which you can't, you're going to have to either summon them or figure something else out.
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>>31877726
soooooo >>31877651
could work?
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>>31877669
but but everyone know Tatsuko is best girl...

>>31877726
Enchant a bag to be a bag of holding?
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>>31877725
Do we know that? It seems like going all gate of babylon on someone would require pretty high summoning to pull off, and a swarm of vampire bats might be easier.
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>>31877726
Let's enchant an army of golems to carry our army of enchanted swords.

There are literally no problems with this plan.
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>>31877726
Can we carry around something 5 or 3 swords with us?
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>>31877397
>A little, but it’s yours to tell.
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>>31877747
Probably not entirely feasable since we not anywhere near that level of summoning though. Might be a good idea for Chris however, we can give her the present of STEEL RAIN.
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>>31877669
>Chris, the first and best girl

You seem to be confusing a lack of redeeming qualities with actual character.
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>>31877747
If you got to that level yes. Maybe even enchanted swords if you were that good and have enough mana.

>>31877754
Enh...I'd have to really think about that one.

>>31877780
....see pic.

>>31877785
And look silly, be encumbered and stuff, sure.
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>>31877834
>And look silly, be encumbered and stuff, sure.

We Roronoa Zoro now?
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>>31877834
Ah ha! Enchanting truly is the best power we can make our own bags of holding to hold our army of golems carrying our army of enchanted swords!
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>>31877863
Nah, we guts. Eventually.

Not sure why people are fastening onto this animated swords idea.
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>>31877883
Because animated sword is a great idea if you have hundreds of them?
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>>31877873
This guy knows what's up.
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>>31877911
I'd rather give good enchanted blades to our underlings to use than have a mediocre army of automatons.
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>>31877883
>nah, we Guts. Eventually.

>whynotboth.webm
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>>31877932
please see >>31877936
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>>31877834
Would we be able to be like Shiroe from Log Horizon for using Enchanting in combat? Cause that would be very useful to use skills like he does to help in combat
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>>31877961
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>>31877883
Imagine, we're swinging a big-ass sword at someone. We also enchanted another big-ass sword to mime our sword's movements and float like a foot to the right. We can hit people with twice the big-ass sword with half the effort!
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>>31877936
Guts and Zoro were both dubbed by the same guy anyway, so there's no problem
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>>31877997
>Zoro wielding three copies of Guts' sword at once
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>>31877997
Zoro is the fucking best character in one piece, I swear.

Sanji is getting shitter per chapter though. Usopp is great but I think that him trying to run away at this point of the manga is fucking pathetic.

He fought worse and stronger people, live and even won some fights.

The hands girl is shit though. She just a cheerleader. The ghost dude did noting except for one attack on that fat lady.
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>>31877397
Taking a deep breath, testing your limbs a little, you turn and look at the gray haired woman.

“I’m curious sure,” you say to her, “But given that I happen to have several other women with mysterious powers and pasts living with me, I’ve found it’s not the best idea to pry.”

She chuckles at that, remaining leaning on your shoulder.

“Probably a good idea,” she agrees, her breath tickling your ear, “But in my case, I think that you can know a little. Starting with the fact that I’m not human.”

You mull this over briefly; honestly, you’re not all that surprised given what you’ve seen from her.

“Ok,” you say, “Next?”

She laughs again, finally moving away from your back and using you as a stand to push herself up.

“Well, since that’s not a big enough surprise, how about having 107 relatives?”

That does take you for a bit of a loop, but you figure you’ll come to that hurdle when and if it arrives.

“I think I’ll manage,” you say as she gives you her hand, pulling you upright more than you help yourself.

Your vision goes blurry for a little, you wobble, but you do manage to stand upright on your own.

“How about that anytime we kiss from now on I’ll have nice wings like that?”

“It’ll work out,” you say.

“And that I’ll have twice the combat ability.”

That gives you a pause. “Twice?”

“Yes,” she says, leaning close to you, “Twice.”

>Karasuba has gained, “Sekirei’s Kiss” For a cost of five mana and the time and ability to kiss her, she gains a 2x Modifier on all combat rolls. If her bonus is 125, it goes to 250 etc.
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>>31878269
“That’s a little scary,” you admit to her.

“Good,” she says, smiling again, “I wouldn’t want you to get too bored around me.”

“I don’t think that’ll ever happen,” you say as you begin to slowly gather up your belongings.

“We’ll see,” she says, opening the door to the dojo, “But let’s hope not, I get…twitchy, when I get bored.”

You shudder just a little, seeing as how “twitchy” got you nearly eviscerated.

“Right,” you say, stepping outside of the dojo, turning towards her, “I’ll keep that in mind.”

“Good,” she says, before leaning out of the door, kissing you briefly and then pulling back, “I’ll see you around.”

With that she shuts the door, leaving you standing outside by yourself. You’re quite the sight, drenched in blood, wearing a cut shirt and still just a little weak.

>I can make it home just fine.
>Maybe I should call…(insert)
>I can wander around a little, let’s check out…(insert)
>Other
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>>31878269
MORE TRAINING.

Before we start to train, we kiss her.

We of course get double the XP.
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>>31877803
Fite me
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>>31878288
>I can make it home just fine.

Time to get a bath.
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>>31878288
>>I can wander around a little, let’s check out…(insert)

Old church. Angel waifu will be able to help us with the clothes, right?
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>>31878269
>108
Wasnt that number important to Buddhism?
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>>31878288
>Maybe I should call…Akeno

Let's not be stupidly masochistic today. Akeno's probably our best bet to support us without going as nuts as Tatsuko would.
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>>31878288
>I can make it home fine
We're in no shape to wander

>>31878297
more like none of the exp because she obliterates us before we learn anything
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>>31878288
>I can make it home just fine.

Whoever is at home is going to kill us.
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>>31878329
yep. That's where the author of Sekirei got the number from.
>>31878288
Let's check out the quad. covered in blood, looking like an axe murderer? TIME TO GO HUNTING FOR WAIFUS!
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>>31878288
>Maybe I should call… Akeno
"I got run over by a truck, can you carry me home?"
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>>31878288
>I can make it home just fine.
We can always check out the church when we aren't short on blood.
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>>31878288
>Karasuba has gained, “Sekirei’s Kiss” For a cost of five mana and the time and ability to kiss her, she gains a 2x Modifier on all combat rolls. If her bonus is 125, it goes to 250 etc.

Fuck swords. We can just point Karasuba at Target

>I can make it home just fine.
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>>31878355
OH hell no. Less getting more waifu and more about getting the relationship points up.

Quality over Quantity.
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>>31878370
Nah, see, the vampire/demon whatever that lives there won't try to eat us now because we're already almost dry. If we come back later we'll have to fight.
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>>31878288
>>Maybe I should call…(insert)
Kaname.
We are in no shape to go anywhere by ourself. We might have absorbed one hostile powerbloc, but there are others.
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I really don't think going home alone is a good idea, guys. We're in no shape to be ambushed right now.
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>>31878378
Man, you guys can't take a joke, can't you?
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>>31878288
Call Akeno, she's 10 away from Permanent.
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>>31878415
Waifus are srs bsns.

That said, the old church really does seem like it's Plot-relevant so we should investigate that sooner rather than later.
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>>31878288
>Maybe I should call Akeno

Right about now would be the time that the next Power Group reveals themselves and takes us hostage.
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>>31878288
>I can make it home just fine.
We just survived a fight with Death incarnate, I think we can handle the walk
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>>31878288
>Other
Shouldn't we be working on that personal scrying device? Asap?
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>>31878288
>>I can make it home just fine.
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>>31878288
>Maybe I should call…(insert)
Akeno
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>>31878467
If we're walking home, we might want to take off the bloody shirt before tatsuko can see us.
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>>31878288
Let's go on our own. That way, when we pass out, we get to meet the nurse.
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>>31878445
samefagging here, but I really want to bring attention to this. The sooner we can have OOC conversations with character, the more flexibility we'll have.
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>>31878513
what are you talking about? what scrying device?
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>>31878445
I would suggest having alone time with Kaname after we secure a permament asset (Akeno).

Speaking of Chidori, OP, her entry in the pastebin is misspelled.
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>>31878501
No we should just walk in covered in blood with a dumb smile on our face
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Looks like you're walking home by yourself right now.

Writing.

Also, just so you don't start planning "Karasuba kills errything" Teachers can't get in the middle of student fights unless the students attack the teacher first.

Guess how many people are dumb enough to attack Karasuba...
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>>31878578
There's gotta be at least one.
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No one wants to far points with Tatsuko? Guess people only think of her as a pillow.
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>>31878545
Start of #19, John found himself in a room full of Awares, talking with them about "The Plot".
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>>31878597
We all love her.

Best route in the game she comes from.
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>>31878587
i can think of one but we are dating her too
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>>31878597
Nobody wants to call Tatsuko because she'd probably try to kill Karasuba for hurting us, and that wouldn't end well.
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>>31878578
Now, you're just asking us to get Karasuba involved by having her jump in the way of somebody's projectile attack. 'See? They attacked her first! She had the right to slaughter them all!'
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>>31878602
You mean chidori's privacy cubes? Sure, those'll be useful. We need to check if chris and tatsuko are sentient, after all.
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>>31878578
I can think of one
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>>31878578
Well, there's us, then there's...
Huh.
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>>31878597
We just promised her we wouldn't seek danger. Bloodstains do not help the image of caution.
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>>31878637
She's still a teacher and mostly an NPC. She'll follow the rules.
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>>31877911

Guide said that with a modifier difference similar to ours and Karasuba's at full power, he'd only allow a successful wound on a critfail for enemy and crit success for us.

Assuming six swords can attack at once (although length and size of sword would massively affect this number), with Karasuba making one roll per round, that's a 1/100 chance of a roll that could result in a critfail for her. In that one roll, there's a 6/100 chance of one of the swords getting a critsuccess.

So, that's a 6/10.000, or 3/5.000 chance per round of an animated sword scoring a wound on the woman. That rounds out to 1667 rounds to finally score a hit on her. At the D&D length of a round being 6 seconds, that's about an hour and 23 minutes per wound. Thus, assuming Karasuba is two levels above master, and has 14 wounds, that's around 19 and a half hours to have a chance of threatening Karasuba's life.

That's of course, assuming that Karasuba isn't fighting back against the swords. If Karasuba breaks only one sword per round (doubtful), then she'd break 23.338 swords before falling, meaning that in order to have six swords still attacking on the final round, we'd need 23.344 animated swords.

So, the question is, do we have enough swords in stock?
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>>31878651
We can't. We picked the Karasuba route and we can't pick her now.

Besides...
>>31878658
What if it wasn't a student attacking us?
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>>31878658
I take it putting an illusion over her so she doesn't look like her is bad form?
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Guys what if we enchanted ourselves?
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>>31878692
>picking a character
>in a Harem Quest
>Blocking off another character

I'm not sure you understand the situation here.
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>>31878692
See pic.

>>31878709
Yeah.
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>>31878667
What if those swords were invisible as well as animated? If she couldn't see the swords and had to react on pure instinct, wouldn't that be a big boost to their viability?
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>>31878733
>>31878651
>>31878692
Implying having both so neither gets bored wouldn't be for the best.
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>>31878692
Wasn't saying go for her necessarily. Just saying she be one who would go for teacher looking for a good fight.

And anyway, with Sekirei, most don't mind sharing. And this is a HAREM anime.
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>>31878757
What if the swords were actually nuclear weapons?

Let's see her try to block that, eh?
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>>31878785
Uranium swords?
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>>31878757

This is a magic battle anime. Do you really think that fighting blind would hamper her fighting ability at all? Blindfighting is practically a beginner's skill.
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>>31878798
Even if they can't hit a target, they'll eventually kill them with cancer.
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>>31878767
There such a thing as having too many woman.

We only ONE GUY. There so much time and love we can give and spread around.
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>>31878798

>fighting someone with uranium swords
>can't hit the enemy, too good
>they keel over mid-fight
>they died of Radiation poisoning instead of sword wounds
>mfw
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>>31878739
Guide, I'll just voice my concern here. I think that girls falling off from our harem slots is a bad idea. I'd prefer a more stable cast than having 5 girls, bringing them to permanent, and then essentially forgetting about them while we work on another 5.
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>There such a thing as having too many woman.
>We only ONE GUY. There so much time and love we can give and spread around.

Enchantment, nigga. We will find a way.
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>>31878859
Crap, I didn't change that did I?

Damnit, I thought I did.

SO!

Harem members no longer go away. You need to buy a new slot to get another member.

Sorry if this rustles some jimmies, but I thought it was a better mechanic myself.
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>>31878925
Do we have to pre-emptively buy the harem slot, or can we buy the harem slot as the new member enters the harem?
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>>31878925
Yay. Are girl stat increases perhaps related to affection levels? (Can we just keep raising affection to make our harem super powerful?)
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>>31878925
DAMMIT

Oh well. Guess we need to put 50 into the slot right away.
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>>31878827
>Not forking our consciousness through an enchantment golem
>Repeatedly
>Until the Galt army spans the length and breadth of the earth
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>>31878925
We should have another slot for getting our members up to Harem Member level FYI
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>>31878925
Are you going to replace that mechanic with something else? Because that was a big draw to leveling the girls you already had instead of spreading your affections thin. What else is there that will immediately make you focus on building the current girl's characters?
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>>31878925
Damn. And getting points has been slow for some time now, seeing as we haven't earned protag points during a thread for like +/- 10 threads now
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>>31878989
Our passive growth is up to +15 per thread, so it's not like we're hurting there.
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>>31878925
So we're back to the original idea? Alright then.
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>>31879010
15 per thread is hemorrhaging points when we're spending an average of 50 per thread.
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>>31878852
You die shortly afterwards. Reroll.
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>>31878950
I'd like you to buy them ahead of time. I might put a cap on their attraction level if you don't have an open slot.

>>31878951
To a certain point.

>>31878954
I'll let you guys decide that.

>>31878986
Their special abilities, Harem slots costing 50 per, etc. I can think of more if it gets out of hand.
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>>31879010
Actually +25, since it's 10 per thread and 15 from Harem. Im just pointing out that through the last 10 or so threads, none of our actions have gained us Protag points. This especially hurts after we spent 120 in that one thread
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>>31879025
We've gone from 200 points in the first thread, to 275 points in this thread. We're averaging +3.75 PP per thread. We've had some large expenses lately, but we're still well in the black.
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>>31879043
In that case, yeah, we should burn the 50 for a new slot right now. No real reason not to.
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>>31879045

Which IMO is just Guide being stingy, since he told us that Protag points given during story actions are for doing things that are implicitly heroic or Protagonist-like.

Roughly once per thread we've done something that would likely count.
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>>31879043
Burn that 50 right now and get Sensei living with us.
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>>31879126
Maybe we need to have better write-ins?
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>>31878986
I agree with this guy, there has to be a looming need for our main resource (PP) in order to build up its rate.

Reposting what I suggested as a mechanic last thread:

For example (using a 1d100-based result, pre-cutoff cost is 5 PP, post-cutoff penalty is x2):

50 (wants to pay for best roll before cutoff)
60 (doesn't pay)
1 (wants to pay 10 PP worth)
10
82 (If result 3 was the best of 3, this would be used, 10 PP spent)
37
100 (If result 1 was the best of 3, this would be used, 20 PP spent)

Cutoff (Result 2 of 3 won, thus no PP used, 60 taken)

Anons panicking, want to get that best result from the cutoff pool (Cost is 4th late result (20 PP), with post-cutoff penalty (x2 = 40 PP).
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>>31878925
I am ok with this. we can still expand, it will just be slow. slow enough that the girls aren't forgotten and tossed aside.
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>>31879153
That's too complex. After a roll, if there's a superior result within the first 5 instead of the first 3, we can spend 5pp to get it.
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>>31879126
Or maybe he hasn't been tracking it, and just forgot?
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>>31879043
Lets spend 50 and get ourselves a slot.

Is Ms. Black included in that 5/5 count right now?
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>>31879132
If you're referring to Mrs. Black, she's already in the harem. And teachers living with students would probably be considered unprofessional.

As if she'd care.

I still think we should buy a new slot in anticipation of Slendere.
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>>31879188
Yes
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>>31879188
Yes. She was #5
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>>31878813
>This is a magic battle anime. Do you really think that fighting blind would hamper her fighting ability at all? Blindfighting is practically a beginner's skill.
yep

Also, remember that her skill is 125 (250 now) as a baseline of only her phys stat and sword skill. She ALSO knows spells to boost herself way past that point if she is really serious.

That being said, summoning our premade dancing swords is a legit tactic. Just don't expect it to insta win anything... think shadow clone technique from naruto. Expect enemies to kill all our "clones" (self fighting swords).

Aside from that, I am incredibly disappoint that last thread we didn't up our enchantment skill for some reason.
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>>31879216
We can't up our enchantment right now, as several people, including Guide, pointed at.
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>>31879216
>Aside from that, I am incredibly disappoint that last thread we didn't up our enchantment skill for some reason.

So you don't read.

We couldn't. The question was specifically asked if we could increase expert skills to master. Guide said no.
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I'd vote to spend the points for a slot.
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>>31878730
>Guys what if we enchanted ourselves?
Our starting enchantment spells were self enchants only. Boosting our speed, durability, and strength. This is the most basic and easy of enchantments.
It only lasts a short duration though. We might be able to eventually get permanent buffs in the form of tattoos or something. But it might be more practical to just enchant gear. For example, we made bracers that provide a +10 bonus to physical defense and magical defense for ourself and our core harem.

The real plus of being an enchanter is that we get to play batman. We need to make a utility belt. We already have a shield sundering item. We need to keep collecting
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>>31879172
I see it as a give-and-take. If Guide see an especially clever write-in, he may be willing to give PP. If all we're doing is enjoying Guide's Wild Ride, where's the incentive for our feedback?

A few anons seem to want to sneak in a better roll that was just a few seconds late. Isn't that essentially manipulating the scene, which is the purpose of Protag Points in the first place? If no one objects to a crit fail and soldiers on with it, isn't that a testament to our flexibility with a crisis?
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>>31879265
>The real plus of being an enchanter is that we get to play batman
actually, I just had another real plus
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InverseLawOfUtilityAndLethality

Enchanters produce household magical stuff. As a high level enchanter we can get a dayjob doing enchantment stuff making lots of bling
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>>31879265
>Our starting enchantment spells were self enchants only.

Weren't Force, Boost, Resist and Shield self- or target enhance?
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>>31879216

Her baseline skill versus her maxed out stats wouldn't matter. Since it's more than 100 points above our modifier, only a Critfail+critSuccess will work, which has the same chances regardless of modifier.

Of course, that's just speaking in terms of statistics. Guide would be well within his rights to say "You lose" if we try to summon 23k animated swords to the field to combat someone who could destroy us on a sub-atomic level.

My point was that not only will animated swords not insta-win anything, but by mechanics against anyone competent in combat at all would take prohibitively long and be prohibitively expensive to field the swords.

We shouldn't even be trying for animated swords until we can get an animation ability that gives the animated swords our Swordfighting modifier.
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>>31879307
if we get a critfail, that autolocks us to the choice without the chance to use PP to get out of it.
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>>31879388
>My point was that not only will animated swords not insta-win anything
I was agreeing with that point.
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>>31878288
You decide to walk home by yourself. There’s a chance that you can sneak in and shower before anyone notices and you’re just a little worried about how all of them will react if they see you like this. You know…weak, blood spattered and looking like you went a few rounds with an angry grizzly bear.

You start out, getting slightly steadier on your feet for a little, but still not getting along all that well. You only make it a few building, not very far at all, before you find yourself leaning up against one to catch your breath.

“Mr. Galt?” says a vaguely familiar voice.

You look up. It’s your English teacher…what’s her name again? Johanna?

“Hi,” you say, standing upright, “Ms. Weise, right?”

“What happened to you?!” she asks, clearly worried about your state.

“Training, I’m alright,” you manage, “You should see the other guy.”

“That’s….come with me,” she says, putting an arm under your shoulders and carrying you towards one of the nearby buildings.

“I’m fine,” you say, but she ignores you, your weakened state not letting you actually resist.

You make for the building, her supporting you largely until you enter the door.
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>>31879345
I mistyped. I meant to say "human and not object". And I typed only I meant to say "all". I should probably get some sleep.
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>>31879402
I've read everything so far, and I think no one has rolled a critfail in any vote pool here. I'll check again to be sure, but I wonder if Guide is willing to accept an autochoke.
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>>31879427
Here you encounter several girls, whom immediately gasp and rush towards the pair of you.

“What happened?”
“Who’s he?”
“Are you both alright?”

You hear all of this as several strong sets of hands grab you and hustle you away from your teacher, into a large open room with benches around the edges. You’re set on a bench, then a different girl rushes towards you at the urging of the others.

You close your eyes briefly, then open them as you feel energy rush into you. Looking up at the girl, who is in pigtails despite her age, seems to be casting something on you. After a few seconds you feel completely rested and the girl backs off, looking at you to check if you’re ok.

After apparently passing inspection, Ms. Wiese comes back in front of you.

“Mr. Galt, are you ok now?” she asks.

You almost reply to her…then you look around at the gathered amount of girls which is quite large, some of which are looking at you with looks that you don’t particularly like.

>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
>No…I think I should go home.
>Call…(Choose) to come get you.
>Other
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>>31879427
>“I’m fine,” you say, but she ignores you, your weakened state not letting you actually resist.
No not my virtue!
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>>31879457
>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
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>>31879406
>summoning our premade dancing swords is a legit tactic.

My point is that it's not.

Naruto can summon infinite useless clones because author fiat says that he can still stand even with a thousandth of the chakra that he should justifiably have.

We'd have to spend ingame time working to pay for the swords and spend more time enchanting them, only for them all to get smashed without accomplishing a single wound on the enemy. That is not a legitimate tactic by any stretch of the imagination.
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Note to self, we should NOT reveal ms. black's name to others. we went ahead and told everyone she is called ms. black even though she doesn't normally even tell people that (we had to earn that). We got away with that, but I would rather not go telling everyone her real name
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>>31879437
Found one in #15, but that was the 5th vote.
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>>31879457
>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
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>>31879457
>No…I think I should go home.

Oh gods, this is getting too weird. We couldn't just call for help huh?
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>>31879457
>No…I think I should go home.
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>>31879457
>Call…Akeno to come get you.
I told you guys we should have called someone. Now we're surrounded by potential hostiles in an obviously weakened state. We're not going to get out of this without getting ambushed.
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>>31879457
>>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
Paranoia senses tingling. Exit stage left. Rapido.
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>>31879457
Call Tasuko to get us.
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>>31879457
>>Other
Is this like a nurse's office?
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>>31879457
>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.

See it through to the end.
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>>31879457
>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
>Call...Tasuko to get you
>So, ugh....This the nurses office?
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>>31879534
>ambushed
surprise catgirl sex
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>>31879557
We won't see anything if even one girl takes this chance to knock Johnny down a peg.

>>31879457
Call Akeno to get (read: save) us.
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>>31879457
>>Call Tatsuko
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>>31877780
Dude, if we have an army of golems and a fuckton of enchanted swords, who don't we give the enchanted swords to our golem army to wield?

Seems to make more sense than have them just carry them around for us.
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>>31879457
>Call... Tatsuko to come get you
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>Get ambushed
>By a teacher
Guys, we just got over this, the teachers won't participate in inter party fueds. And even if they did we would sense a plot point looming.

>Everyone trying to avert being kidnapped
why? This is an excellent opportunity for char development all around and we can't be killed
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>>31879630
>>31879650
>>31879573

>tatsuko

you people are stark raving mad
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>>31879457
>After apparently passing inspection, Ms. Wiese comes back in front of you.
>Ms. Wiese
>The teacher
>Faculty member
>Not a student gangster
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>>31879457
>>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
Thanks for the help
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>>31879457
>Yeah…I’m going to go home now.
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>>31879660
What, you don't think we just want to cuddle?
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Looks like you're fine and going home....

Writing.
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>>31879654
It's not the teachers we're worried about, it's the horde of girls from other gangs who are staring at us right now.

We don't want to get kidnapped because we're trying not to be an idiot, and it would make the girls worry.
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All these people who think the students are totally beyond operating beyond the Nurse's knowledge are adorable.

Besides, I wanted this in the first place. Don't give a fuck either way.
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>>31879691
>weak, blood spattered and looking like you went a few rounds with an angry grizzly bear.

calling the one that goes berserk with overprotectiveness is obviously the best solution
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>>31879457
>Other
thank the girl who healed you, ask her name
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>>31879708
>Teacher physically drags you to a girl to get treatment
>Get attacked in front of her, where she physically dragged you
>Teacher claims to not be involved
we got over this already earlier when people suggested tricks to get ms black involved in our fights. the teacher's take their job seriously and won't do that
If some of these girls do she is just going to say no to them
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>>31879630
>>31879650
>>31879573
>>31879607
We need to call someone that wont freak out by seeing us. Chris or Kaname are the only options.
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>>31879706
Oh boy. I wonder which group(s) will be introducing themselves this week to us. And will they be friend or foe to our new group?
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>>31879759
I never said that they had to stop anybody.
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>Beat previous antagonist
>Not having any antagonists at moment
>Not wanting to get attacked and develop one.
Being attacked right now would be good for the plot
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>>31879759
The teacher isn't going to follow us all the way back to our house, you idiot. They're not going to attack us right in front of the teacher, they're going to wait until we're out of her sight and attack us then.
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>>31879788
.... Dammit I can't think of a decent argument against that. This would be the perfect time to get the actual plot moving again.
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>>31879706
We finally get to the nurses office and everyone's first reaction is to go home. There second reaction is to call the two girls that will freak out the most after seeing him with bruises.

I am very disappointed in all of you.
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>>31879782
>I never said that they had to stop anybody.
I know, I am arguing she would in this case on the basis of "this is my fault, I brought him here, letting you attack would be basically me helping you".
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>>31879808


Which is why it makes no sense to decide to go home without an escort.
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>>31879788
>>31879826
Oh. Right. Um.
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>>31879830
The people in this thread are latching onto the absolute worst ideas today.
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>>31879788
We can get attacked if we already have an escort, we're just less likely to immediately get wrecked.

>>31879848
Exactly my point.
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>>31879808
>You are absolutely correct about everything you said you idiot
...
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>>31879830
I suggested we get to know the nurse but everyone ignored that post

>>31879862
Very few people are insane enough to attack us in front of some of the legendary powerful students
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>>31879883
>>31879830
I never said you were in the nurses office either.
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>>31879892
>I never said you were in the nurses office either.

oh jesus. This just got even weirder.
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If it would satisfy you fucks, do you want to call for a quick revote on whether to stay or go? I think people would like to call over someone regardless.
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>>31879917
It's the school food preperation area

they want to milk us for nutrients
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>>31879892
are we in... the girls locker room or something?
>We are getting the evil eye because we must be a perv pretending to be injured to get an eyeful.
>Not because of imminent attack

PS. I can't wait until we start encounter lichs, demons, and dragons
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>>31879917
I thought it was extremely obvious we'd been healed by a student. I don't know why everyone seems to be having such trouble understanding what's going on.
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>>31879955
So what's going on, then?
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>>31879940
>I think people would like to call over someone regardless
Its funny, we made a policy of traveling together when we first formed the group, but have kinda ignored our own rules
>John Galt
>Too good for his own rules
>Gets wrecked for his arrogance
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>>31879777
Whoops, I'm not versed in DxD lore. I forgot about #17.

>>31879457
That said, I just realized that there's a new character right in our face.

First order of business, thank the girl who healed us, then call Kaname.
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>>31879977

We've probably got latch-lickers from /qtg/ leaking over.
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>>31879866
I know English is hard, but maybe you should try doing this worksheet and reading the conversation again.
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>>31879970
That's the thing. We don't know, and its creeping us out. The english teacher just brought us into a building filled with a bunch of reeeeeally eager girls, one of whom healed us.
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>>31879955
It seemed likely to me that we were healed by a student. But that doesn't mean she isn't a nurse. She healed us, so at least situationally she is our nurse right now
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>>31879970

English teacher brought us to a group of suspicious as fuck girls instead of the nurses office. The girls look like they plan on either kidnapping or gangraping us the moment the english teacher is out of sight, and we decided to go home by ourself while injured with a group hunting us.
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>>31879970
We're in the middle of the student dorms getting eyed up by every girl in the place, that's what's happening.
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>>31880012
anon seemed to have all the answers, I was asking him.
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>>31879892
I'm stumped. What kind of large, open room would have benches around the edges?
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>>31880040
The cafeteria, for one
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>>31880007
the only hard thing is the dick up your ass faggot
stop being such an asshole
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>>31880040
a gym?
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With all this bitching you'd think there'd be calls for a revote as soon as someone suggested it. Nevermind then, carry on niggas
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>>31880027
>the english teacher is out of sight
no she isn't, the english teacher just walked in front of us and is talking to us. see >>31879457
>Ms. Wiese comes back in front of you.
>“Mr. Galt, are you ok now?” she asks.
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>>31880047
Stop being such a sucking vortex of stupidity, and people won't want to fill you with their hot, sticky knowledge.
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>>31879388
>>31879489
So it'd be good if we had about three well-maintained dancing swords, right?

Hey, do y'all ever wonder if this school is just a place for learning how to do magic, or is it like an X-Men school to help witches rein in their powers?
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>>31880040
>open room would have benches around the edges?
gym changing room, see attached
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Hrrm...wonder if this group could be all girls from the Strike Witches anime. Granted I can't prove that off 2 pics, but I like making theories
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>>31880097
Pretty sure, its just a school for magic, since magic is a public part of the setting. That, and its implied that most magic needs to be learned.
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>>31879457

“Yeah I’m fine,” you say, looking around at several dozen girls you don’t know, “I can make it home by myself now.”

“Are you sure?” she asks, still a little concerned about you but obviously rather trusting of the girls healing abilities.

“Yeah, I’m good,” you say, trying to stand, but finding yourself a little crowded by a few of the girls who have now moved in closer.

“You’re that guy,” says one, a tall dark haired girl, “The one who enchanted the shield.”

“Yeah,” says another paler haired one, “I heard you’re a whiz with enchanting.”

“Uh, yeah,” you say, mildly disturbed by the interest you’re getting, “That’s me.”

“Interesting…” says another read head.

“Uhm, can I go home now?” you ask, still mildly encircled.

“We have so much to talk about though…” says the first one, obviously some kind of leader.

“I don’t even know who you are,” you say, “I’m not sure we have much to talk about.”

“We’re the Witchball team,” she says, grinning, “And I’m Adolphine Galland, team captain. You know about Witchball, right?”


>Part A.
>Yeah, totally.
>I’ve heard of it….
>Nope.

>Part B.
>Still going home.
>Stay quiet.
>Call someone.
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>>31879489
>Naruto can summon infinite useless clones because author fiat says that he can still stand even with a thousandth of the chakra that he should justifiably have.
we also have author fiat on our side, what with being protagonist.
I would personally prefer to not lock in too much resources into that plan though
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>>31880149
>Part A
>Never
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Call someone (ANYONE)

They're not going to just let us go. We can chat while someone comes to pick us up and carry us home, but we really shouldn't want to stick around.
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>>31880149
>I've heard of it...

>Call Akeno

Time to stall and get gone
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>>31880149
>Part A
>Nope
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Call someone.
Chris, we need some backup before they draft us.
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>>31880149
>Heard of it
>Stay quiet

Is this it? Is this the time we join a sports club?
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>>31880149
>I’ve heard of it….
I honestly can't imagine its never been mentioned in our presence before.

>Call someone.
We're here now, might as well listen to what they have to say before they get violent on us.
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Witchball. Does that mean I can't play?


>Call someone. (Akeno)
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>>31880149
>Nope.
but it sounds interesting

I bet they want us to enchant their gear... which we can do, for compensation.

...
>>31880108
oh god, we really ARE in the footwitchball changing room.
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>>31880149
>Nope.

>Stay quiet
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>>31880149
Part A.
>Nope.

Part B.
>Stay quiet.

or
>Call Chris or Kaname
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Stay Quiet
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>>31880149
>Nope
>Still going home
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Stay quiet.
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>>31880167
Naruto also has author fiat on his side. He's got the Kyuubi sealed into him, and Minato's seal slowly converts part of the Kyuubi's chakra into useable human chakra. Naruto's got around a thousand times as much chakra as a Jounin.

oh god why do I know this
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>>31880209
>Does that mean I can't play?
we are a witch anon.

>>31880149
question about the calling. we have our magic phones we made during timeskip. How do they work?
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>>31880149
I kinda want to play magic sports. We'd kick ass at not-quidditch, I bet.

>nope
>Stay quiet
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>>31880149
>Nope
>Stay quiet
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>>31880149
>Nope
>Call Chris
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>>31880149
>Heard of it...
>Call Akeno
We need some back-up in case this goes south. Not saying it will, but always err on the side of caution

And why do I have the feeling this is going to lead to them challenging us to a witchball game, with the winning team absorbing the losing group
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>>31880258
Magic phones are purely mental.
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>>31880149
>>Nope.
>>Still going home.
LEG IT.
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>>31880258
If the phones are based on the ancient communication device, its 5 mana and you get a untraceable, unscryable connection with someone else holding them.
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Still going home.
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>>31880258
>we are a witch anon.
Trying to play the stupid work game straight.
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>>31880149
.....She's rather hot
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>>31880272
Do we have anytime minutes?
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>>31880183
>>31880209
>>31880268
You people do realize Akeno and Tatsuko would both get extremely mad at the MC for getting hurt like that. What is your reasoning for calling her? Are you trying to get MC in trouble?
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>>31880149
>Nope.
>Still going home
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>>31880149
>>Nope.
>Call Chris
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>>31879781
I have an idea for a gang:
It's a bunch of broom-riding witches who specialize in hit-and-run tactics. Say you're on a date with a hot lady, then BAM! She gets taken out by a baseball bat. You've got like a second to react, then suddenly you're on the ground. Most of their gang travel light on their broomsticks, but their best fighter wears conjured knight armor. She jousts people with her lance.
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>>31880310
They're going to get even more mad if we get kidnapped. We can deal with injury-mad, we can't deal with kidnapped-mad.
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>>31880248
and we have our super magic ultimate ultra enchantment circle thingamabob. A connection to the slender dimension, and the ability to take someone's chakramana without their permission (use enemy's own mana against them?)
Not to mention we can probably spend all the mana head of time to preenchant them, probably get some sort of manse to feed it. Or one of million other things.

It is totally possible for a protag like us. Although I really do not want one of our unique signature moves to be this. it seems like too unfun for such an investment.
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>>31880272
so, we can call them as long as we are conscious without anyone noticing that we are calling, nor hearing us making the call?
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>>31880310
The stupid fucks demanding we stop calling for their not favorite waifus need to stop. We can take being mad at us for getting hurt training (kinda) if we also explain it got us a potentially valuable asset. Besides, we'll heal fine.
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>>31880346
Yup.
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>>31880317
Isn't that the gang we just met? (the witch magical-football team)
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>>31880347
why do you want to call them though
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>>31880346
Yes. I think there is absolutely no reason to not at least let somebody know where we are. This could turn bad fast if they're a rival Power Group.
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>>31880347
The stupid fucks not calling for backup from one of the two girls that won't be super mad at us need to stop.
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>>31880149
Part A.
"Forgive me, but my eventful time here as of late has been distracting me from extracurriculars."

Part B.
Call someone (leaving name to majority) discreetly, let them know where we are since who knows how long we've been out of contact.
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>>31880380
Alright then, call Chris. Are you happy now?
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>>31880347
why not call one of the other girls? like chris?
... and isn't chris an expert summoner? I bet she can summon us some spare clothes
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>>31880347

There are people who don't have either Tats or Akeno as their Favorite waifu?

Do they not have any taste whatsoever?
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>>31880393
Yes.
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The stupid fuck suggesting we shouldn't take the chance for potential affection points for Tatsuko needs to check himself before he wrecks himself.
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>>31880362
thanks for clarifying.
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>>31880408
Chris is next in line for affection points, probably. She hasn't had an increase for a while.

Then Tatsuko.
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>>31880401
>Having a favorite
really? I know it sounds cheesy as all hell but I honestly can't choose between them. They are all so adorable
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Alright.

Looks like you've never heard of Witchball before.

And You're rather mixed up for Stay Quiet/Call someone/go home.

So, I guess I'll try both.
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WITCHBALL!
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>>31880401
>There are people who don't have either Tats or Akeno as their Favorite waifu?
Hard to believe ain't it? But...
>>31880433
>really? I know it sounds cheesy as all hell but I honestly can't choose between them. They are all so adorable

Have to agree. Tatsuko might be my cuddle buddy, but my cuddles are good enough for five+!
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>Witchball team wants us to enchant their gear
time to live up to our name
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>>31880446
Oh yeah, we still need to arrange some sort of event that let's us see our girls in swimwear.
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>>31880446
AWWW SHIT

We Tidus now? I'll admit, I wasn't as fond of FFX as I was of the other titles, but blitzball was the best shit ever. They could have made a game entirely about that and I would have bought it twice.
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>>31880444

I've heard of it, but I don't get how you can play a sport with a stained glass ball.
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>>31880446
No.

Not unless it involves bikinis somehow.
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>>31880480
>but blitzball was the best shit ever

kill yourself with a rusty spoon.
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>>31880476
Agreed. No deal, unless they agree to come under our employ.
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>>31880492
I just googled it and it seems to be an aquatic sport.
How could an aquatic sport in a harem anime NOT involve bikinis?
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>>31880476
We make a speech to them about not relying on anyone else (while totally relying on everyone else)?
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>>31880498
Knew I'd get someone.
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>>31880516
That requires it being a aquatic sport. Witch granted it could be, but we'll have to see.
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>>31880498
Not that anon, but I'd say the idea of Blitzball is awesome as fuck. Implementation however ....

>>31880516
Because its from a Final Fantasy game, so everyone just wears ridiculous clothing cause fuck physics.
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>>31880446
I really hope that Witchball is just Blitzball only with the "Impossible Underwater Breathing and Physics" replaced by "Broom Riding."
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>>31880503
>No deal, unless they agree to come under our employ.
I was thinking more along the lines of an alliance and money (maybe services)
Not having them become underlings in our organization...

>>31880526
We charge them for it to make a profit.
From the 4 schools of magic, ours is the least suited for combat and most suited for having a well paying job.
I am not even gonna argue with you about the content of the book because really not the time and place, and the QM already expressed some regret for letting us choose this name, don't want to make him have more
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>>31880559
So...soccer with broom riding?
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>>31880535
>Not that anon, but I'd say the idea of Blitzball is awesome as fuck
Ok from looking at it apparently is
>Soccer
>underwater
>somehow people breath water
>somehow their normal (aka FF stupid) outfit/armor doesn't impede their movement underwater
>Ball is shaped differently than real soccer
thats it

I just double checked and my memory is correct, soccer:
>is played by 250 million players in over 200 countries, making it the world's most popular sport. - wikipedia
so yes, it would be an awesome sport. the most popular in the world to be precise
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>>31880559
I hope there's some form of high grade explosives involved in play.

They went to all the trouble of installing an anti-death field over the campus. Might as well use it for some quality entertainment.
Bonus points could be scored in fatalities.
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>>31880667
Huh. Sports do come with a whole new set of rules once death becomes a non-issue. This could turn out beautiful.
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>>31880149
I don't see a single blue hair description there. I think that's enough to set all sorts of alarm bells ringing in our head.
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>>31880693
the problem is that allowing outright fighting will devolve into "beat up other team, then score into their undefended goal".
If any violence is allowed it should be allowed in very specific manner else it is a foul
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I suggest blasting a hole in the wall and running.
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>>31880783
What, no raping all the girls before we leave?
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>>31880750
Hmm, very true. Perhaps along the lines of quiddetch, where only certain players can be outright aggressive during the game?
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>>31880800
I doubt we could rape a quadriplegic kitten, let alone any sort of athlete.
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>>31880800
>Implying we'd be the ones doing the raping.
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>>31880800
From the looks of it they're the ones who plan on shoving their balls in Galt's face.
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>>31880444
I don't see a reason why not to stay and help them.
This could just potentially get us more allies.
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>>31880149
>t
“Can’t say I have,” you say, “I mean maybe once or twice but I don’t know anything about it.”

“You don’t know about Witchball?” says the leader, apparently honestly surprised.

“How’d you manage that?” asks the pale haired one.

“I guess I liked baseball too much,” you say, honestly not really knowing much about baseball either but it’s at least something you could BS about.

“Oh,” says the leader, now smiling, “I’m sure we’ll have a lot to talk about then,” she says, “Especially about…equipment.”

Crap…this isn’t going well. You aren’t going to get out of here anytime soon if you don’t get help. So you shift your hands in your pockets, casting the necessary mana into your device as a few of the witches in the back leave, heading over to…brooms? Who the hell still uses brooms?

(Hello?!) You send out over the device still not all that used to using it.

(Yes?) You get back, you think it’s from Chris.

(Need help, stuck in…the Witchball building I guess.) You send, (Come get me.)

(Alright…) she sends back, then the connection breaks.

Crap, hopefully she gets here soon.

“So, in short,” you hear, “It’s like a cross between rugby, soccer and football, played on brooms, with equipment that you can upgrade.”

“That’s nice,” you say, only really catching the last bit, “So, what does that have to do with me?”

“Well, the enchanting can’t be done by just anyone,” says the pale haired girl, “It has to be made by the team. And we just happen to be short on enchanters. It could be a very…fruitful, relationship,” she says, winking and leaning over slightly.

Shit…so the sports girls want you to enchant their equipment for them…and they seem to mostly want to pay by being flirty, not with any kind of money you could use.

>Stall them until someone gets here.
>Just say no.
>Maybe you are interested….
>Other.
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>>31880871
Explosive rune to the window.
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>>31880871
>Just say no.
"I live with literally hundreds of girls. You'll need to offer something else."
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>>31880871
>Depends. Am I being paid in something actually useful?
>Because I'm not going to lie I have plenty of enough women to handle as is
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>Other.
If by fruitful you mean you'd be paying me in actual money dollars and not panty shots, sure.
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>>31880871
"I will consider it but ... as you can see I am in no shape to enchant anything right now." make exaggerated pained gesture. "Also what would I get out of this arraignment?"
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>>31880871
Flirtation will get you nowhere. I get better than that by half at home.
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>>31880871
(one of the benefits of being an aware character is that we can totally not be impressed by dangling flirtation in front of us - they might be cute, but they're no Akeno)
>>Other.
How short on enchanters? What actual benefits are there for joining the club?
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>>31880871
>Maybe you are interested….
"Depends. Am I being paid in something actually useful?"
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"Sorry, I'm gay, like super gay. I'm only living with those girls because pay me me do their hair, which I might I add is FABULOUS."
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>Just say no.
>Unless you have something appreciable for payment.
>Like, for real, money or shit.
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>>31880871
>>Other.
"I would just say no, but... why is it I suspect you're not inclined to take 'no' for an answer?"
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>>31880871
>Maybe you are interested….
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>>31880871
Demand payment, if they refuse, call them moochers and leave.
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>>31880871
We broke as fuck.

>Just say no
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>>31880871
>Other: So like Quidditch?
>Maybe you are interested... What will I get in return.

We scratch their back, they sctratch ours. It's always good to have allies.

Plus having a group of fast airborne troops/allies is nice to have. Plus I've always wanted a flying broom.
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>>31880871
>Stall them until someone gets here.
Use this time to fish for information on them. Friendly of course. They haven't been hostile to us and if we can get an agreement/partnership out of them, this means on less group we might not have to worry about in the future
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>>31880922
>>31880925
>>31880937
Voting for "I have too many bitches as is" and "How much money we talking?"
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We should say something snarky like "I'll consider it when i'm not recovering from going a few rounds with the gym teacher."
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>>31880871
>Stall them until someone gets here.
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>>31880990
Actually, we have as much money as necessary to cover reasonable expenses. No buying golden toilets or anything, but food isn't a problem.
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>>31880871
>Stall them until someone gets here.
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>>31880871
"Thanks, but I'm more interested in cash right now. And what kind of enchantments are we talking about?"
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>>31880998
Seconding vote for being friendly and asking for more general info. As long as they don't cross the line, I don't feel the need to make any enemies, and the responses seem rather hostile.
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>>31881015
Steak put a dent in our wallet.

We need more cash to give the girls better food.
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>>31880871
>Other.
"Well, if that is the case... you could join my faction. But seriously you should do more research if you are going to try to incite me.
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>>31880871
>Stall them until someone gets here.
>Maybe you are interested….
Both can work in tandem here. It could be good to have an ally group (potentially) than have yet another antagonist.
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>>31881015
And what about when we want to buy ourselves a golden toilet? You're gonna be wishing we charged them through the rough when the sudden urge to purchase gilded plumbing
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>>31881010
>"I'll consider it when i'm not recovering from going a few rounds with the gym teacher."

Infinite Snark.
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Looks like stalling/"Yeah gonna need some real money for my time"

Writing. Let's see how long I can keep this up.
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>>31881061
We might be able to just have house-waifu grow some gilded plumbing, you know.
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>>31881071
Yeah, we definitely need snark, I'm just not coming up with anything right now. That one seems too much like an outright refusal, though.
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>>31881071
We need snark incorporate some comments or your own. That is the one consistency with our character.
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>>31881112
Maybe "Do you always try to recruit your enchanters when they're recovering from going a few rounds with the gym teacher?"
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>>31881142
Hell no.

Keep that shit secret.
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Also I though it was money or joining our gang give them a choice.
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>>31881071
>>31881142

The middle of the shark tank is no place to show weakness.
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>>31881171
Wait, what?

We haven't been at all secretive about working out with karasuba
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>>31881171
why would we keep it secret? Whats the point. Also I am fairly certain every member of the school knows she's a badass and this we are a badass for fighting her.
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>>31881219
>we are a badass
Or at least a badass-in-training
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>>31880149
>“I heard you’re a whiz with enchanting.”
>whiz with enchanting."
>whiz
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We actually would still be seen as a badass. If we say we won against her nobody would believe us and it would be a lie. John is fairly honest although snarky always snarky.
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>>31880871
"Lady, the only appeal I'll respond to is the kind that feeds mouths. Between you and me, I'll let you in on a secret: I have a LOT of mouths to feed."
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Guys, what if we tried to get on the Witchball team? Do you think they'd be interested enough in our enchanting abilities and physical fitness to let us join?
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>>31881370
>interested enough to let John join
Isn't that what they're gunning for? A buff mule?
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>>31881370
I think we should look into other clubs before we commit to the first one we see. I mean, we could find the best thing ever and we'll have already filled our timeslot because we jumped the gun.
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>>31881370
They explicitly want us to join, they're just dangling the prospect of blueballs in front of us for bait. We're telling them lolno, real cash kplsthx.
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>>31881370
>>31881383
>>31881398
>>31881406

Don't even have to really join just be like "Equipment Manager" or "Water Boy" or whatever. A position that allows us to do what they want us to do, but allows us to not have to be there at all their games/be in them.
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>>31881406
Besides, we got an harem and fade in black OP.

At least we got the writefags to do that for him.
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>>31881443
>Equipment Manager
>Water Boy
>Not spending that time with Waifu's or training

Anon...it just not fucking worth it.
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>>31881398
But Anon, please consider,
>Spending protag points to do a Jecht Shot
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>Equipment Manager
Oh god, i just realized we're turning into this guy.
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>>31881443
If I understand Guide, Witchball would allow any tactic as long as it's from a player. Otherwise, you'd have cheerleaders maintaining an anti-magic field or some other such nonsense.
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I'm not totally adverse to the idea, but I'm just saying the harem comes first. Making bank for them is important, but not enough that we neglect them.
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>>31881476
>Making Allies/friends
>More Practice with applications of Enchanting
>We already live with our girls, how much more time do we need

Come on. I just want to see what kind of enchantments they are thinking of using so we can steal their ideas.
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>>31881482
Oh, don't get me wrong, I want that Jecht Shot as much as you do, but I also want options. Having a superior negotiating position is being able to prove that you can always walk away and find a better option. Being able to namedrop another interested club will raise your bargaining power immensely.
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>>31881500
That is a smug motherfucking dog.
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>>31881508
We got a whole fucking Gang to manage and harem and training and school.

We don't got time for this shit.
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>>31881529
We don't actually have to manage the gang at all except in the most off-hands way. Guide told us so when we took them in.
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>>31881529
Just enchanting their equipment wouldn't necessary take time away from the waifus. We could have scenes where we're talking to them while doing the (probably comparatively simple) enchantments.
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>>31881556
Urge...To micromanage...Strong
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>>31881510
Wow, you're smart! Okay, then.
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>>31881529
This is part of school though.
Extra Curricular activities.
Someone is going to try to make us join a club eventually.

Better this where we have some leverage and say "I'll join but I will not be roped into going to practice and games, only enchanting.".

Rather than like the Student Council or Disciplinary Committee forcing us to join them because they recognize our skill and see that we are not in any clubs, taking even more time away from us. But if we are already part of a group we have a legit reason to say no and turn them down.

It's like you've never Harem Anime before. Gotta think ahead.
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>>31881556
B-but I want to micromanage our gang...

We should give them walkie talkies and have them arrange themselves into 5 man cells for travel, we could also hire ourselves out as extra bodies for inter-community disputes. We can be Saladin of the Quad guys, Saladin of the Quad!
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Well, there’s no need to burn bridges just yet. But you aren’t going to just roll over and wag your tail for some smiles and a good set of legs.

“I might consider it,” you say, giving the girl a smile, “But I am rather busy at the moment with my own stuff, school, work, trying to get in shape.” You shrug your shoulders in an exaggerated motion. “I’m still a little sore from my last workout.”

The flirty one gets behind you, rubbing your shoulders a little bit.

“I’m sure we could work something out…” she says, her voice keeping its tone.

“I also happen to have about half a dozen girls back at home who would be extremely upset with me if I spent too much time without them,” you say smiling at her, to which she stops, “So, maybe if you guys could pay me or something, I might be able to help.” Sure you’re exaggerating a little, Ms. Black…Karasuba, isn’t really at your house and whoever/whatever lives in your dreams isn’t exactly around much, but you don’t think it’ll hurt.

“Ah,” says the flirty one, “I see.” Her voice loses her flirty tone, going a little flat.

“What were you thinking about for payment?” asks the leader.

“Well, you know, real money perhaps?” you say, which gets you a chuckle.

“We’re a little…underfunded, at the moment,” says the redhead, “The school had to cut funding for sports, so we’ve been…scouting, for new talent.”

Scouting…sounds like what Lydia was doing. Except just a little less honest.

“I might have…issues, helping out then,” you say, “I really do have a lot going on and people to deal with.”
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>>31881626
It’s here that the door opens, with Akeno, Tatsuko, Kaname and Chris striding inside. They don’t look particularly happy at you right now, but they don’t look particularly happy at the girls around you either.

“Looks like my walk home is here,” you say, standing, pushing a couple of the crowding girls around you back so you can stand, “Maybe we can talk again after I’m not so beat up from sparring the PT teacher.”

This gets you a few looks, especially from Ms. Wiese who seems to have been waiting around the entire time.

As you walk towards the girls, who seem to be holding rank at the moment, the leader calls out one more time.

“Are you sure we can’t make a deal without money?” she asks.

>Nope.
>Sorry, I’m really that busy.
>Maybe, but not right now.
>Other.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
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>>31881637
>Sorry, I’m really that busy.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
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>>31881637
Fucking moocher scum.

"FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY" Dubs in the air, walk out.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now
>Other: What else did you have in mind?
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
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>>31881637
>>Other.
I'm open to negotiations, but any deal would have to benefit both parties. What can you offer?
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but I'm really that busy.
>Come check up later. You should know where to find me
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>>31881637
A short laugh >Maybe, but not right now. Now I am going to get yelled at by some people I'm close to.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
we can always discuss things later, no reason a deal can't be met.
Now let us away with our disappointed womenfolk!
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>>31881637
>>Sorry, I’m really that busy.
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>>31881637
I support >>31881698.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.

I also accept unspecified favours and/or oaths of fealty.
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>>31881637
"YE SHANT TEMPT ME WITH PLEASURES OF THE FLESH, WENCH!"
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
"We can talk over breakfast if you want."
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They want us enough as it is, nigga
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>>31881759

Not yet, they're not throwing themselves at our feet and declaring their undying loyalty.

That'll happen after brunch.
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>>31880958
I laughed
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.
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>Maybe, but I'm really that busy.
>Come check up later. You should know where to find me
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>>31881707
This sounds like john. Although I would go with: A short laugh >Maybe, but not right now.Now I am going to be torn a new one.
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>>31881637
"I'm definitely open to a deal where something other than money is exchanged, but it can't simply be you showing me a smile and a flash of leg. Stop by my complex later and maybe we can work something else out."

Advertising, guys. We can make dosh here. We supply the merchandising rights to them, and we rake in the cash.
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>>31881637
>Sorry, I’m really that busy.

We got bitches, now we need money.
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Reactions will be downright lewd if they stay for dinner.
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>>31881812
Sorry that should read
>Maybe, but not right now.Now I am going to get torn a new one.
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>>31881817
>Advertising
>Merchandise

We Merchant Kings now?
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I noticed they have an EXCELLENT healer. Do we have anyone on our team that can heal?

Also, we could always go for allies. We are considered a gang, are they a gang? how is their gang in a fight?
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>>31881817
And slowly we become the Godfather. I am okay with this. Seconding
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Looks like come talk to me later is in the works.

Along with perhaps some snark about your probable fate at the hands of your housemates.
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>>31881637
>Maybe, but not right now.

Who knows what the future holds in store? Anything is possible.
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>>31881861
At a guess, healing would fall under casting or mysticism. If it's casing, akeno's got that covered. If it's mysticism, nobody does.

We really need to get slendere as our mysticism waifu or something.
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>>31881637

>>31881817
I actually like this.
Change>>31881691
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>>31881852
>>31881863
>pic related

>>31881864
>Along with perhaps some snark about your probable fate at the hands of your housemates.

Probable? Pft.
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>>31881886
You have mysticism people around.

Just not in your harem...
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>>31881864
Agh. Of all the times for my Internet to crap out on me. I wish I had gotten my merchant kind idea out there faster before you cut off votes. It seems to be picking up support.
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>>31881864
Yeah, that whole male pride things probably going to bite us in the ass from our perspective. And what do we do when facing certain doom? Snark.
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>>31881910
Are you referring to Junko?
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>>31881886
>Slendergirl is team healer
lol.

>Probably casting or mysticism
I am thinking its probably biology. As in, actual medical education which is then combined with mysticism spells.
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>>31881925
Maybe...
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>>31881925
We have 200 gang members, so there's probably a mysticism spec in there.
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>>31881927
>I am thinking its probably biology

>>31881910
>You have mysticism people around.

That said
>slendy as healer

We need this new slot open for eldtrich loving.
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>They healed you for free, right off the bat
>They are asking kindly without threats
>They are trying to seduce you
>TG gets super fucking hostile
why so much hate at the witchball team? so far they have been pretty nice.
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>>31881925
no, he's not

>>31881938
don't be mean
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>>31881938
GUIDE SAID MAYBE EVERYONE OVERREACT!!!!!
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>>31881956
I was expecting more of a reaction. Sorry for the Caps.
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>>31881954
They were trying to perpetually blueball us for the privilege of being their waterboy.
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No... We are even better.
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>>31881954
>They healed you for free, right off the bat
not the witchball team

>They are asking kindly without threats
yes

>They are trying to seduce you
yes

>TG gets super fucking hostile
what? you need to look up the word hostile in a dictionary. and maybe the word super too.

>why so much hate at the witchball team?
and the word hate too, wow! Webster-Merriam is your friend here anon. Please use him, this is sad to watch.
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>>31881954
>why so much hate at the witchball team? so far they have been pretty nice.
No hate, anon, just priorities. We got shit to do and bitches to take care of. If we want even more on our plate, we need more than poor scrubs with nothing but flirts to get us into the game.
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>>31881954
I actually wanted to be friends with them. The Quidditch team seems nice.

I think it's the harem protag mentality taking over. The whole "We already rollin' in bitches we don't need any more and we got shit to do" or whatever thing going on.

I just want us to make friends.
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>>31881956
I wonder about the ninjagirl who was warning us about things sometimes. I smell a mystery there.

Also, there is that secluded house with a feel of power that probably has angels and demons in it. I wonder if we will ever explore it

But really, what amazes me the most. Is that there doesn't appear to be any catacombs/mines/ancient underground ruins under the school to explore that go real real deep. That stuff is found in pretty much every single magic academy story
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>>31881955
>>31881956
She's in your house.
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>>31881954
Couple of reasons:
>They're trying to seduce us.
Remember, we have a harem of girls we like for more than just sex appeal.
>They probably healed us cause the teacher asked them to.
>They made sure this recruitment happened on their turf, rather than try to talk to us at our not-so-secret base.
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>>31881990
And we're telling them to come join us later to hear our offer they can't refuse, what's the problem?
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>>31882002
Is she hot?
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>>31881990
Don't you realize that all a harem protagonists female friends become harem members.
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>>31882014
She likes your food.
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>>31881990
>I just want us to make friends.
I'm sure if Guide wanted to he could make fucking around the team not difficult or take up time, but I don't know either which way and we were all to stupid to ask and naturally assume that they would. Like I said, priorities.
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>>31882002
Kaede does not, and will never count. Ever.
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>>31881984
>>They healed you for free, right off the bat
>not the witchball team
A member of their gang, it was a student, found in their gang room... I mean, its possible that she treats all the various witchball teams

... actually, are there multiple teams in school or is there one school team and the other teams are from other schools. Aka, college sports
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>>31882026
She's one of the +1's that's sitting in the background every time we eat breakfast, aint she?
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>>31882026
She sounds hot.
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>>31882002
Well to be fair so is the ninjagirl. Or at least she has already.
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>>31882002
...Junko broke into our home?
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>>31882031
She's not the raped lesbian everyone thinks she is. She needs healing and love.
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>>31882026
good enough for me
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>>31881974
They need a waterboy. That's like saying wanting gas in your car is taking advantage of the gas station.

Besides, maybe we could fill in whenever a team member gets taken out, though they have Healer Girl...
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>>31882071
who is junko?
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>>31882087
Good answer.
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>>31882087
the cryptic ninja that shows up on occasion
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>>31882080
She may not have been raped, but she's certainly psycho. Also a lesbian. Also wants to shoot us in the head.

I'd rather ask for help from lydia.
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>>31882080
we got QM confirmation her trauma isn't rape.

also, we don't really know whether she is a lesbian is bisexual
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>>31882112
What if her trauma is acute dick addiction
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You know why we are good with the sword, because we are always practicing our knifework in the kitchen. Not that bullshit about past life's and samurai's that slendere messing with us.
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>>31882110
>She may not have been raped, but she's certainly psycho. Also a lesbian. Also wants to shoot us in the head.
>I'd rather ask for help from lydia.

And I'd rather they both not so accidentally into our harem, nigga
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>>31882164
Junko is above both in that list.

Junko.
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>>31881974
>Assumes we would never get any
I am not saying they are going to whore out. But you clearly have never watched any harem anime before. "Girl sportsteam manager ends up getting entire team" is pretty damn common trope in harem anime

>Waterboy
They want us to enchant their gear not do menial tasks. This is something people normally pay good money for. With our enchantment skills we are pretty likely to be rich one day, and its not like people haven't heard of us by now.
So, sugardaddy is more accurate term than waterboy
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>>31882185
She turned pretty legit when she straight up told us what's up when we got irritated.

Bring her along, nigga, there's room in our heart for more.
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>>31882185
above them in terms of "from best to worst dating prospect"
or above them in terms of "girls I absolutely don't want to date from least opposed to most opposed"?
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At this point I kinda forget why there is so much Junko hate.
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>>31882238
She talked shit about tatsuko and karasuba while being cryptic and unhelpful.
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>>31882238
She's a busybody. Getting all up in our business while not being up-front.
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>>31882238
She was warning us to stay away (for our own safety) from ms black and the berserker (cuddlebuddy). Both of which we really like (hence backlash). And she was being cryptic about it too (moar backlash). Also about that weird house with a sense of power

To be fair her warnings are legit... its just that we are masochist for ms black and tatsuko only hurts her enemies.
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>>31882248
about sums up how I feel on that front
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>>31882238
She talked some serious smack and tried to play the mysterious game instead of being straight honest. Rustled some jimmies.

Turned legit when we got sick of her shit, haven't seen much of her since.
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>>31882248
Which to be fair to her, seems to have been the only time she's said anything. After our talk at the church, she hasn't tried warning us away from anybody or anything since.
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Thanks for reminding me it has been a while since she showed up.
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When we go and investigate the church tomorrow, we'll probably run into her again.
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>>31882303
we might have burned that bridge a bit with how harsh we were on her.
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>>31882317
Nah you can always reverse flags.
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>>31882317
Eh, I think we might have scorched it a bit, but if she is based on her canon self she'll be forgiving if we can truly prove her wrong about Tatsuko and ms. black.
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>>31882346
>Junko being the one who has to forgive

Nah son, that isn't how this shit works.
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>>31882317
I kinda want her to show up again and give her a chance to redeem herself. I mean, if she can actually not try and take the mysterious old sage role, she might be worth knowing. Definitely Sentient, though. No way she's not with the mystery shit.
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>>31882346
If she was canon Junko she would be snatched up and in our harem right now.
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>>31882346
Guide established early on that they aren't necessarily based on canon.
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>>31882355
She might have taken that role because the audience gave her meta knowledge. We could efinitely use that shit.
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>>31882362
who is canon junko?
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>>31882355
I don't mind the sage routine.
I think she got most flak for her passing off rumors as fact. Specifically negative rumors about other people.
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>>31882388
Do-gooder SJW muh honor ninja. Still sort of annoying.
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>>31882353
naw, man, it's a two-way thing. She apologizes for talkin' shit about our waifus, and we apologize about being a little shit about it. Everybody's apologized, we've cleared the air and we're all set up to fuck her brains out.
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>>31882353
Ok, poor word choice. I mean that her opinion is likely to change for the better with some repeated positive reinforcement.

>>31882362
Would she? She always struck me as the type to dislike rogue powers, which Tatsuko qualifies as, considering her early relationship with the MC. (Who's name I can't remember and honestly can't be bothered to look up.
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>>31882423
If we ran into the android or purple hair from that world, I'd be right there with you, but Junko is kinda annoying, even if she's not talking shit about our waifus.
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>>31882425
Yes, but she would be more tsundere and less mysterious sage character. If she was more familiar earlier on she would understand and turn around and then we get super devoted ninja girl tsundere. I feel like more people would enjoy that. You also have to remember that she was one of the earliest characters introduced, at that time we were following Pokemon logic.
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>>31882415
>>31882388
let me rephrase it, which series is she from
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>>31882460
If we had the lyridan I would have been right there to the point that that would be my singular focus. Although to be honest we should have one from all the shit we have caused so far I'm sure the governing body of magic has their eye on us now.
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>>31882507
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Ichiban_Ushiro_no_Daimaou
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>>31882460
If we had the lyridan I would have been right there to the point that that would be my singular focus. Although to be honest we should have one from all the shit we have caused so far I'm sure the governing body of magic has their eye on us now. At least someone does.>>31882507
Demon King Damaio
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>>31882537
>>31882512
Sorry about the samefag posting error.
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>>31882480
Well then, my best guess is simply that the circumstances we met her under simply weren't optimal. Had we met her on her turf (The exercisers option day 1) we might have that closer relationship. But from her side, the first couple times we met her she tried to give us advice based purely on our health and safety and got rebuffed both times. Not that surprising she's keeping her distance, even if she's interested.
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Purple haired widow goddess when?

Combo with Karasuba for bonus fun.
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>>31882578
I want witches though and Imca
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>>31882578
She will become the new delinquent dorm manager.
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>>31882415
glorious Eiko is far better choice than Junko

we need moar green in the harem
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>>31882578

Miya's going to come and visit after she finds out that her younger sister is in a lewd relationship with a student.

It will either be hilarious or terrifying.
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>>31882643
>It will either be hilarious or terrifying.

whynotboth.jpg
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>>31882578

You sigh, feeling a little tired again. Maybe that girls’ healing wasn’t as good as you thought. Or you know, maybe you still don’t have enough blood in you.

“Maybe,” you say to her, “but right now I’m seriously tired, having just been in a sword fight with someone who’s a lot better than me and I’m about to get chewed about by four people,” You nod to the girls, “So, sorry if I’m not in the best state to be bargaining right now. Maybe a few of you stop by and we can talk over breakfast tomorrow, I’m sure you know where I live.”

With that you nod, then turn towards the girls, who manage to not immediately start berating you or asking how the hell you got so bloody.

It’s not until you make it outside, where you feel yourself becoming tired again, that they start to swarm around you.

Tatsuko wastes no time picking you up as you stumble just a bit, Akeno helping put you on her back like a little kid.

“You are a massive idiot,” says Kaname, mostly watching the two of them manhandle you, “A giant, gargantuan, brobdingnagian sized idiot.” Her voice isn’t hot, more like supremely disappointed.

Tatsuko seems to agree, at least that’s what you take from the slight rumbling you feel come from her chest as you hold your arms around her neck.

“Yeah, I get that,” you say, “Sorry.”

“Sorry isn’t going to cut it,” says Akeno, “At least not this time.”

“Well…yeah, I’ve got nothing then, just that it shouldn’t happen again.”

“It shouldn’t happen again…” says Chris, looking at your still bloody form, draped over one of your harem members.

“Yeah…” you trail off, there’s not a whole lot you can say at the moment.
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The rest of the trip is made in relative silence, the girls…angry, but strangely not too violent about it. Maybe they’re coming to expect it from you?

As you reach the house, Tatsuko continues straight up the stairs, not letting you down.

“Where are we going?” you ask her.

“Shower,” she says, the first words she’s actually said since you’ve been picked up, “You smell.”

You can’t argue with that either actually, but you wonder how exactly you’re going to take a shower, being rather weak.

Tatsuko answers the question by simply walking inside the shower and turning it on, the water washing over both of you as she sets you down and starts rubbing you down.

“Told you not to get hurt,” she says, sounding hurt herself.

“I know,” you say, honestly feeling a little sorry.

“You got hurt anyway,” she says.

“Yeah…”

She stops and then pulls you close, placing her forehead against yours.

“Don’t get hurt,” she says, sounding…almost desperate, “I don’t want to be alone again.”


There are no words. None that will work. So you do the only thing you can, wrapping your arms around her.
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>>31882648
"on the plus side, though, I very nearly beat Ms. Black in swordsmanship!"
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>>31882670
End thread.

Sorry about this one guys, I probably shouldn't have run, but I said I'd try so I did.

Hopefully you enjoyed it enough.

Anyway, I'll be around for a bit like usual.
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>>31882679
We're crazy, but not crazy enough to actually believe that.
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>>31882648
uh why did you quote the miya post
is miya showing up
will we see karasuba get pwnt by her
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>>31882670
Those feels.
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As always thanks for running. I look forward to this every time. Although really we didn't get much done, but the writing still keeps me coming back for more and neglecting sleep further. Also those Tatsuko feels.
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I guess the downside of being a harem protag in a show where the women love the shit of us is that getting hurt hurts them deeply. Damn. I feel like we've done bad, guys. Can't handle it.
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>>31882690
Nah, it was a good thread Guide. We were the ones that were scattershot and not giving very good responses.
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>>31882692
we got in 7 wounds on her. we had 4 at strong Physical and Swordsmanship. Let's assume with her Legendary Swordsmanship and Master physical that she has 10 wounds. We whittled her down to 3/10 of her health before we passed out from blood loss. She was swaying on her feet when we finally conked out. I'd count that as a 'almost beat her'.
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>>31882690
It was great as usual Guide, have a good night
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>>31882710
She's definitely sentient. We have to make some time soon to talk to her about that.

>>31882735
She was going easy on us. We know that.
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>>31882735
Except she was fighting on simple bloodlust and not using any skills or enchantments.
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>>31882709
That was an accident.

That said, you may or may not see her.
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>>31882690
Thanks for running Guide! I am thoroughly entertained.
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>>31882761
Miya confirmed
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>>31882745
>>31882757

I'm not saying that we beat her when she was going full-out on us. I'm saying we almost beat her.
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>>31882761
I kinda don't want to see her, I mean power levels are already high, but hers is just beyond everything
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>>31882781
>"on the plus side, though, I very nearly beat Ms. Black in swordsmanship!"

Is the original quote. We know, quite clearly, that she's still vastly better than us at swordsmanship.
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>>31882710
>>31882727
>>31882728
Glad that you guys get feels, it means I'm doing good.

>>31882729
>>31882743
>>31882762
Glad you guys enjoyed it as well.
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>>31882670
>The rest of the trip is made in relative silence, the girls…angry, but strangely not too violent about it. Maybe they’re coming to expect it from you?

Can't handle the feels.

Anyway, thanks for the great thread, Guide! Thread's fucking with my image, so here's another one.
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>>31882790
alright, if you're gonna mince words like that, would you prefer 'nearly beat her in a sword duel'?
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>>31882785
The headmistress and odin are seriously heavy hitters, too, so its not like she'd be unique.

Karasuba with the sekirei buff is quite frankly terrifying.
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>>31882728
I'm getting the impression that she thinks we're the only other sentient on the show. It'll probably be easier for her once she knows about Akeno and Kaname.
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>>31882690
Are you kidding? I had a blast, talking about Dancing Swords and whatnot. Sure, there weren't any fight scenes, but there are some new characters and that shower scene was adorable.
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>>31882757
>Except she was fighting on simple bloodlust and not using any skills or enchantments.
She was holding back even more than that..
Without any skills or enchantments or other fancy stuff, she has a +125 bonus. Ours is +10. This means we can only hit her on a crit.
The fact we hit her on non crits means she was holding back the whole time even beyond the "don't use magic" part.
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>>31882761
I kinda agree with other anon that her power level is way too high, buuuut I also wanna see Ms. Black get beat easily.

>>31882816
>Karasuba with the sekirei buff is quite frankly terrifying.

Miya with no buffs is way stronger than full power Karasuba. So having Miya in would redefine terror.
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>>31882828
>+20

Physical and swordsmanship stack
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>>31882828
our straight buff is +20. 10 from physical, 10 from swordsmanship.
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>>31882807
More like "We are still so weak in comparison, that our sparring partner had to not use anything other than her raw power." We weren't anywhere near beating her. I dont care how many wounds she had left, because neither did she. It wasnt about wounds for her it was about the thrill of battle. Being wounded fulfilled that feeling for her.
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>>31882856
I'm not qualifying that statement at all. nobody needs to know that when we almost beat her, she was holding back on her full +125 buff. We're simply saying that we nearly beat her, and letting their minds fill in the rest.
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>>31882840
On the bright side, our next timeskip powerup will be really significant here. We'll jump from +20 to +60
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>>31882836
>>31882816
>>31882785
I'm not going to give you guys too many super-heavy hitters, at least not until you actually need that level of power, if we ever get there.

So Miya is unlikely to be waifu-able, just a visitor.
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>>31882879
>We're
No thats just you

>saying that we nearly beat her, and letting their minds fill in the rest.
Only only a literal retard would suggest something like this outside joking, because no one would believe it.
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>>31882941
Our very first introduction to the world was when we No-Selled Starlight Breaker.
our second intro was when we took down a 200-man gang and a tank with 8 people. We have a reputation growing for ridiculous feats beyond mortal ken. Being nearly on the level of Ms. Black would fit into that overblown mythology. It's totally not true, but that's the thing about building a fearsome reputation: if you can prove one of those actions was true, who's to say that one isn't either?
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>>31882996
None of those has to do with our physical abilities. After that 200 person fight I think most people would know we aren't much physically, as we had little effect on it besides being the clean up crew.
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>>31882996
Why would we want a fearsome rep?
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>>31883102
But PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT. That's the point I'm trying to make here. If people know we've been training with Ms. Black, and they hear we nearly beat her once, they go 'oh shit, he's the guy who stopped that bigass lazer I saw over the campus! It sounds like bullshit, but it might actually be true!' the lack of knowledge about us works in our favor.
>>31883112
We're the leader of a Power Group, and we're likely to be sniped by other groups attempting to either recruit us or eliminate us. If we can cultivate a reputation that we're stupid strong, we'll be able to put them off their appetite for attacking long enough until we're better prepared for their shenanigans in both skill and inventory. It's a holding action, really, nothing more.
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Is this our Mysticism instructor? Or possible Summoning tutor? Or evil spirit haunting the Church?

I hope she just shows up as a haunted painting because then OMOCHIKAERI~!
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>>31883225
>wanting Beatrice in our world
no
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>>31883225
why are her boobs so small?
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>>31882879
1. this kind of false bragging is not very protagonistic
2. nobody will believe this as ms black is a well known entity.
3. lying to our harem doesn't accomplish anything, they don't go around spreading rumors about us
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Honestly, I don't think we need to brag about "almost beating karasuba".

If we're honest and say we "survived for more than 5 rounds" people will be fucking terrified.
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Guide, I would pay good money to read this story.

Seriously, it's amazing, and you're amazing!

So thank you for this thread, and I'm already waiting for the next one
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>>31883573
>If we're honest and say we "survived for more than 5 rounds" people will be fucking terrified.
yea, even if she was going easy on us this is impressive




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