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>"Sir Gregory already saw fit to chew my ear off for failing to mention that particular bit of information," Arnaud sighs. "I simply didn't say anything about it because I didn't think it was relevant," he shrugs. "And speaking of Reinhold..."

>Arnaud then turns around, alerting the other three to your presence.


"...wait, you knew?" you say, looking at the old butler with an expression of slight disbelief.
"I knew about what happened with you and Volker, yes," Arnaud replies. "I recognized your fighting style back during the preliminary rounds of the tournament, long before I was tasked to look into your history prior to your being brought here."

And then he notices the way that both Marianne and Luciana are looking at him.

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't withhold the information out of malice or anything," Arnaud says. "I simply wasn't aware that the entire situation wasn't entirely... dealt with, so to speak. Not to mention that I assumed that Reinhold knew everything that -I- knew," he says with a shrug. "It was all information pertaining to his own life, after all."
"I see," Marianne crosses her arms. "Now I'm starting to understand why Father would complain about the way you take for granted that everyone else is as observant as you..."


>change the subject
>let them nag at the old man some more

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It begins.

>let them nag at the old man some more

>>31946025
>let them nag at the old man some more

>>31946025
we should comment on how roughly our luggage and property was treated when we got back. now our art supplies are ruined.

>>31946025
>>let them nag at the old man some more

>>31946025
>let them nag at the old man some more

>>31946099
this. Seriously fuck that servant.

>>31946025
>let them nag at the old man some more

>>31945983
>headed off to hlp Karel
>hlp

>>31946025
>that everyone else is as observant as you..."
i think there should be a "not" in there somewhere as well

>>31946099
agreed

>>31946099

Hmm, forgot about this. Should be brought up somewhere in the conversation, but I'm still up for them nagging.

>>31946159
agreed. you would think this place would have professional domestic workers on staff.

>>31946025
"you wouldn't happen to know of any other relatives i may have would you?"

>>31946229
Melanie is gone for what? A week? And suddenly everyone gets all lazy.
She is not going to be happy, no sir.

>>31946252
Dear god, the way Volker went about his life, we could have two or three siblings out there.

>writing

>>31946159
Wow you guys are dicks there's a servant out there that just want to smell Reinholds sweaty boxers.
She/He/It had to go like a week without the overpowering musk that his Reinhold

>>31946497
>implying it's a servant
we all know that sylvie snuck in before meeting up with rana

>>31946558
or her sisters wanting to smell him

>>31946587
no silly, racquel would wait for all the other harem girls to get into one big orgy fight for rein and then swoop in while he's sleeping
just like in
http://exhentai.org/g/664375/6a025beaa2/
only with princess guard girls instead of pokemon girls

note to self: don't watch Adventure Time while trying to write.

>back to writing

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>>31946840

>>31946840
off the TV Arch!

>>31946887
Wait, is tier five vore?

>>31946926
Tummy rubs anon

>>31946926
It's very, VERY deep tongue kissing.

>>31946926
and it's at tier 8 you discover she's a futa, yeah

>>31946952
>not being the futa yourself

Step up senpai.

As amusing as it is to watch them berate Arnaud, there is something that you'd like to ask him about.

"Hey Arnaud," you say.
"Yes?" Arnaud turns to you, looking slightly relieved at having been (possibly) rescued from his nagging fate.
"When I got to my room a little while ago, my things-"
"Ah, that," he nods. "The Princess informed me shortly after the two of you arrived here."
"Oh, she did?"

That's kind of a surprise, considering that it's not exactly her problem. Then again, your asking to leave your sword in her room has kind of involved her...

>[1/?]

>>31947136
>[2/2]

"Rest assured, I'll go and find the person responsible once you and the others have been seated," Arnaud says with a slight bow.
"Thanks," you nod.
"I'm glad that none of my things were damaged," Luciana says, sighing. "Was your luggage undamaged, Takamaru?"
"The little that I did bring was left in the same condition as when I packed it," Takamaru replies. "And it is not as if I have anything important among my possessions, so there is no need to concern yourself with that."
"I bet that Luciana brought all kinds of one-of-a-kind grimoires with her, though..." Marianne says with a smirk.


>talk about a thing with them
>go bug someone else until the dining hall finally opens up

>>31947263
>>talk about a thing with them
see
>>31946252
i'm willing to bet he knows about our not-cousin at least

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>>31946950

>>31947263
>>31947293
seconding. just gotta make sure.

>>31946950
given jake's ability to shapeshift, this is a very real possibility

>>31947263
>talk about a thing with them
does Lucianne know about our SCIENCE sword

>>31947263
>talk about a thing with them
"So how are you and Takamaru settling in?"

>>31947263
thirding >>31947293

>>31947263
Ask Marianne if she wants to do magic lessons with Luciana now that Luci is actually allowed to study magic openly.

>>31946950
Jake is into some kinky shit

>>31947263
>talk about a thing with them

Tell Arnaud you're a scrub and need to get back to practicing ASAP.

Hopefully we go kill something for real practice

>>31947263
>talk about a thing with them
>>31947331
>>31947345
These work

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>>31947263
>>talk about a thing with them

Ask how they're settling in? Maybe talk about the sword as well, and tell them that got fixed.

>>31947263
>>31947136
Actually I have a thought

Go back to Emilio, ask him to go check on his stuff to ensure that rare sword Monique gave him was still there

>>31946840
>That psychic arm
Man, Adventure time is just getting more messed up.

>>31947380
don't think he brought that with him

>>31947421
Oh, I thought he brought part of his collection with him, maybe the part he liked the most

>>31947380
>Go back to Emilio, ask him to go check on his stuff to ensure that rare sword Monique gave him was still there
He left it back home.

>>31947387
>Man, Adventure time is just getting more messed up.
Not to mention how Finn spent the entire episode singing a song about how he was going to find his father and rip his arm off.
Christ.


>writing

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>>31947522
>Not to mention how Finn spent the entire episode singing a song about how he was going to find his father and rip his arm off.
Hey, it was healthy!

>>31947522
>Not to mention how Finn spent the entire episode singing a song about how he was going to find his father and rip his arm off.
i need to start watching adventure time

>>31947522
>Not to mention how Finn spent the entire episode singing a song about how he was going to find his father and rip his arm off.
Christ.

Shit was always dark you gais haven't been paying enough attent to the fine details

>>31947608
There's dark and then there is opening singing about killing your father and ripping his arm off to use it as a replacement of your own lost arm.

"How are you and Takamaru settling in, by the way?" you ask, turning to Luciana.
"Well enough, I suppose," Luciana replies. "I haven't really unpacked much of anything since we'll be going to Uncle Gregory's tomorrow, though. Just the basics, since it'll be a pain to have to put everything right back into my suitcases."
"I am still surprised that your uncle is willing to have me stay in his house as well," Takamaru says. "A castle is one thing, but his is a private residence..."
"Uncle Gregory's mansion is huge, and most of the rooms re unused since my mother moved out," she says, shrugging. "Not to mention that they don't have any live-in maids since Aunt Ariane likes to take care of as much of the housework as she can on her own."

Come to think of it, you didn't see any servants the two times that you visited over there.

"There's you, Elena, Takamaru, Rana and Reya..." Marianne says, counting on her fingers. "That's a lot of guests to make accommodations for at once."
"Yes, I do feel kind of guilty about that," Luciana sighs. "Five people... maybe six if you count Melanie," she giggles.

>[1/?]

>>31947522
And he (literally) single-handedly wiped out a good sixth the candy kingdom.

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>>31947775

>>31947775
why does adventure time sound so much more awesome than the first couple episodes i watched?

>>31947871
Because it is more awesome than the first couple episodes you watched?

>>31947775
To be fair his father left him to die like twice

>>31947920
If anything that just makes it more dark.

>>31947952
You know what was fucking awesome the Lich's "You are alone, child" speech

Fucking Ron Perlman man

>>31947819

"I certainly hope that Melanie doesn't end up moving over there," Arnaud laughs. "It's been quite the struggle keeping the other servants in line without her around."
"I bet," Marianne nods.
"Well..." he sighs, "I see the King approaching so I suppose I should see if he needs anything before I go back to my duties. Did any of you need anything before I left?"
"No, I think we're all fine here," she replies.

>[2/?]

>>31948125
>melon moves in with nico
>nico fails to show up one day
>"oh my, i think i may have forgotten to unchain her this morning"
seriously, everything i imagine ends up with this being like that scene between granberria and the succubus queen from mgq

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>>31948125

"Yeah," you say, shrugging. "Unless you happen to know about any more hidden relatives that I have, that is."

While that may have sounded like a joke, it wasn't one. Not entirely, anyways.

"No, I'm afraid I can't help you there," Arnaud laughs.

With that, Arnaud strolls over to where he indicated that the King was approaching from... and then you notice that he's also with Sir Vincent and who you're assuming is Sylvie's mother.

That would explain why her sisters are here as well.

After Arnaud finishes speaking with them, he continues on down the hall while Thierri strolls over to Marianne... and gives her a big hug, lifting her into the air.

>[3/4]

>>31948272
Aquaman still proving he is best father and best king.

Step it up Celestino

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>>31948394
given his age i don't think celestino can step up very much

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>>31948272
>[4/4]

"Hahaha, it's great to be home!" the King says, putting her down before she gets too angry.
"It certainly is," Marianne mumbles, her face completely flushed. "I really wish you would stop doing things like that, though..."
"What, so Vincent's the only one allowed to?" Thierri says, pointing across the hallway at Sir Vincent, who is lifting Sylvie up in the air in the exact same way that he'd just done with Marianne.
"Th- that's not the point..." she sighs.

Laughing off his daughter's annoyed comments, Thierri turns to you and rests his heavy arm on your shoulder.

"I'm sure you're just as happy to be back home as I am, right?"


>how do you respond?

>>31948438
Tell him about our sword being put back together.

>>31948417
>Celestino's imminent elemental ascension

>>31948438
"Sure. Though some good things came out of that trip, at least."

Gotta be smooth.

>>31948461
This.

Imagine if you could equip any grunt with it.

>>31948438
Tell him about how sword-chan is all better now

>>31948485
>Imagine if you could equip any grunt with it.
first off, we don't know how effective it will be just yet
second, tina would never let anyone besides her master use her (or let anyone besides herself use her master)

>>31948438
"Getting to eat turkey legs again and having my sword fixed. Yes, i would say it's good to be back."

>>31948438
"Yeah, it's surprising how much I've missed this place."

>>31948525
yes

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>>31948525
I like this one alot.

>>31948438
"I enjoyed the visit but home is home"

>>31948556
Now I feel bad for the right alot.

>writing

You think Karel was secretly just a bit disappointed at Emilio reacting with indignation at the thought of fucking "him"?

>>31948743
Yes. 100%. She probably expected it but you know, still not fun to be considered unattractive. Especially to a young woman.

>>31948743
Only subconsciously.
Mostly she's relieved that he still thinks she's a guy, since that means that her cover hasn't been completely blown.

Since, you know, three people in the past two days have found her out after well over a decade of nobody having a clue. (as far as she knows, anyways)

>>31948820
>as far as she knows

Is it wrong of me to think Celestino figured it out a while ago but just didn't want to lose such a good swordsman?

Plus there's a PR boost to having Karel, since the tournament winner must have been popular.

>>31948820
It'll be four when he walks in on her bathing. Don't even pretend you are not thinking it Arch, it has to happen.

>>31948850
Good King Shadowruns knows all!

>>31948850
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31399054/#31400101

Celestino doesn't know.

>>31948867
>implying it won't be over a magic lesson gone wrong/right

"I finally get to eat some turkey legs again, and my sword just got fixed too..." you say, smiling. "...yeah, I'd say that it's good to be back."
"Yeah, I missed the turkey legs too," Thierri laughs. "...wait, you got your sword fixed? The one that got shattered after that duel?"

Lifting his arm from off of your shoulder, the King stares at you with a puzzled expression.

"Yeah, I got Niklaus to do it," you say. "He used those crystal things he was messing around with to-"
"Oh," Thierri claps his hands together. "So you're helping with his research!" he laughs. "I have no idea what the hell that guy's going on about half the time, but I'm glad that his work is actually being put to good use for a change," he nods. "Especially that crystal stuff, Vincent was dead-set against letting him proceed with it but I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt."

>[1/?]

>>31948881
>Giancarlo has an inkling if suspicion, but is keeping his mouth shut because he wants his little bro to get some play.

I'd forgotten about this.

Giancarlo is the best big brother. We really lucked out by marrying into that family.

>>31948954
he's also a kamen rider

>>31948850
>
Is it wrong of me to think Celestino figured it out a while ago but just didn't want to lose such a good swordsman?


I think I talked about this before

Let's assume Celestino doesn't have magic powers for a minute. He still has people run a background check, and her mother's diner had staff who had to know the secret. Plus there was a midwife that had to have delivered Karel and knew about it.

Then we get into the fact he's a wizard with light magic powers. Light magic already being shown to detect intent with spells such as sanctuary. I have no doubt in my mind Celestino has more than a few spells who could have figured out anything she was hiding.

Then we get into counterpoints like the fifth division, but the fifth division was made of more than a few people, Karel is only one person who is guarding Emilio. So I would assume she would get the strictest background/magic background check.

So it's safe to assume he knows, but honestly I don't think he's hiding it out of 'losing' her but instead because he respects that part of her privacy. Or maybe because he doesn't want anyone knowing a girl is protecting his son.

>>31948954
>>31948954
Well, lucked out with about half. Most of Celly's first wife's kids ate kinda cunts, excluding Al and G man

>>31948918

"Well I'm glad that you did," you nod.
"...so your sword," Luciana scurries over and takes your hand, "it's back in one piece? Really?"
"Yeah," you nod. "I can't do anything with it until tomorrow at the earliest, but it's fixed."
"He's currently hiding it in my room," Marianne chimes in, "since he was too scared to leave it in his own after seeing the condition of his luggage. Not that I really blame him, though."
"Aww, my little girl's such a good friend!" Thierri says, pulling her in close. "I can't remember the last time that she's actually opened up to someone like this!"
"C'mon, cut it out..." Msrianne mumbles.
"It's a shame that Luciana already hooked you in, Reinhold," he says with an exaggerated sigh. "There goes my only chance to see Marianne married off within the next decade."
"FATHER!"

>[2/?]

>>31948881
Oh, I never knew Arch addressed this.

Well, never mind then.

>>31949103
I look forward to father-in-law Aquaman in the VN

>>31949103
>"I can't remember the last time that she's actually opened up to someone like this!"

The last time it happened, the dude pushed her against the wall.

Because she didn't want to "open up" that much.

>>31949103
>route swap intensifies

Rolled 6

>>31949103
>"It's a shame that Luciana already hooked you in, Reinhold," he says with an exaggerated sigh. "There goes my only chance to see Marianne married off within the next decade."
>"FATHER!"

This got me right in the waifu-feels but also was hilarious.

>>31949103
[HAUNTING REGRET INTENSIFIES]

>>31949146
Carlos I swear to fucking god...

>>31949146
i laughed way too hard at this

>>31949103
>[3/3]

"I'm just lucky that I expressed interest while she still had him in rabbit status or something..." Luciana giggles. "I had a chance as long as I made my move before he reached Llama."
"...rabbit? Llama?" you ask.
"Never mind any of that," Marianne growls, snatching Luciana's hand from yours and squeezing it -very- hard. "is it time to eat yet?"
"Hmm, I wonder," Thierri shrugs. "We should probably be able to take our seats at the very least, it's better than loitering out here in the hallway," he says as he walks over to the door to the dining hall.
"The serving staff told us not to go in until they opened the doors," Luciana says.
"Meh," he waves his hand in the air dismissively. "I'm the King, you have my permission to go in."


>who to sit next to?

>>31949103
God damnit, VN when?

Rolled 20

>>31949246
>[x] Marianne

It's not too late.

>>31949246
luci!

>>31949246
mari, naturally. it is our job and has nothing to do with who i feel rein is best suited to be with/whose route i will be going down in the VN

>>31949246
Marie it is, gotta Bodyguard fast.

>>31949246
>Marianne

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>>31949246

>"I'm just lucky that I expressed interest while she still had him in rabbit status or something..." Luciana giggles. "I had a chance as long as I made my move before he reached Llama."

VN fucking when.

>Marianne

Considering there's probably going to be two people sitting next to us, I don't think it's a problem. Luciana is just going to sit down next to us anyway.

>>31949246
mari

>>31949296
This, pretty much.

>>31949246
Marie, even if we're in that quasi-off-duty-because-Thierri-is-in-the-room state we're still a bodyguard.

Luci will probably just stake her claim to the seat on the other side of us knowing her.

>>31949246
>"I'm just lucky that I expressed interest while she still had him in rabbit status or something..." Luciana giggles. "I had a chance as long as I made my move before he reached Llama."
you're doing this to mock us aren't you arch?

these threads are so much slower now that we aren't waifu warring. i almost miss it

>>31949414
Man I hope Lucianna never gets self concious and asks us something like: "Reinhold if you had to choose to save only me or Mari from certain death who would you choose?" She would not like that answer.

... I have got to stop spending time with my mother.

>>31949461
>... I have got to stop spending time with my mother.
Did, uh, your mother ask you that question? Was she serious? Who was the second person? This sounds like a story.

>>31949461
"i'd use boost and save you both" is the... less worse answer

>>31949461
you realize there is always secret answer number C
"i'd probably end up dying in an attempt to save you both"

>>31949246
Luci

>>31949414
It is rather quite

>>31949267
>Nat 20

So there is still hope...

While the servants in Marconetti are pretty much autonomous from the rest of the castle staff (barring the usual overarching orders and the like), Granache's castle is more tightly controlled.

Arnaud (and Melanie since she's head maid in all but name at this point) knows ALL of the maids and butlers by name, much like how Nicolette and the other Guard Captains know ALL of the royal guards personally. As such, infiltration into Granache's castle staff is much more difficult in comparison to Marconetti.

But as a sideeffect, things get kind of halfassed when Arnaud's atention is divided as it has been while Thierri and the others were gone. And in the rare event that Arnaud is gone for an extended length of time, things get rather... hectic.

Nicolette's absence is a lot less of a burden, as there are several other Guard Captains to pick up the slack.
not to mention that her aspiration to become a Knight is open knowledge and everyone's expecting it any minute now since she's way above the other people of that rank in terms of fighting skill

>writing

>>31949526
>not to mention that her aspiration to become a Knight is open knowledge and everyone's expecting it any minute now since she's way above the other people of that rank in terms of fighting skill
and yet she can't beat us

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>>31949561
Go us!

>>31949479
>Did, uh, your mother ask you that question? Was she serious? Who was the second person? This sounds like a story.
Yes, yes, my former girlfriend. It's not really a story, its just out of all the men in her life I'm the only one that's dependable so she gets really defensive when I'm around women.

>>31949561
She just needs to roll that 20

>>31949526
Interesting
>>31949561
Well it's not like Rein's useless, he just has a limited skill set

Rolled 4

>>31949594

Yet she will always be Forever 20-less.

>>31949594
A 20 and 16, you mean. And only if her other dice isn't a 5 or something too.

>>31949594
>rein nat 1
>nico nat 20
>nico stabs at rein
>rein tries to block with his sword like he normally would
>practice sword a shit
>breaks
>nico's momentum carries her forward more
>rein gets stabbed in the heart
>nico gets knighted for beating the guy that could go up against a sealed king

>>31949594
in which case rein will get an andreas level roll

>>31949656
>we die
>Luci kills herself
>Sylvie goes completely insane from the emotional roller coaster of losing both us and luci
>Marianne sinks into depression
>Elena gives up on swording
bad end

>>31949526
Wait, so your saying they were expecting that she would be knighted any day now,despite Marcenetti being the first time she's actually seen live combat where she actually killed someone?

Rolled 7

>>31949594

Yeah, that won't happen.

>>31949768
>>Elena gives up on swording
>implying she won't start duel wielding the eschenwald blades on a quest for revenge

>>31949643

And then Reinhold reveals that he know Unlimited Crystal Works and Nico loses anyway.

>>31949792
and now i actually want that quest

>>31949807

Wasn't Arch considering an Elena spinoff at some point?

>inb4 it's that psychic lesbian quest

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>>31949831
I hope she doesn't become a magical lesbo, I'm pretty sick of almost every female protag being lesbian.

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With the double doors to the dining hall personally opened by the King himself, everyone else takes that as a signal to immediately flood the room. As expected, Thierri takes the head of the table, with Marianne and SirVincent sitting on either side. And seeing as how you -are- her bodyguard and all, you take your seat next to Marianne, and quickly find Luciana right next to you.

After Takamaru takes a seat next to her, everyone else fills in the rest of the seats... though you do find it kind of odd hat Sylvie's sitting so far away from her father.

That is, until you realize that sitting next to him would mean that she'd end up sitting across from Luciana.


>talk about a thing as you wait for foods?

>>31949859
You can't say things like that, anon. /u/ will start bitching and whining ceaselessly that the exact opposite is true.

>>31949897
>sylvie within footsie distance of rana
racquel will notice that

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>>31949246
Holy shit. I didn't even know that I was secretly rooting for Marianne until you wrote that. It took me this long to recover. My heart...I can feel it breaking!

That's it, I'm out. I can't deal with this. Not right after the Yuma thing. G'night gents, and good luck.

>>31949897
Poor Reya and Karel

>talk about a thing as you wait for foods?
Can't really think of anything

>>31949859
Ok, plot pitch:

After the tragic death of Reinhold the country implodes for reasons already stated, and in the aftermath Racquel fuses with the evil crystals which make her psychic for some reason, and begins a quest to make all women into lesbians so nothing can stand in the way of her man-on-man fantasies.

Elena must take up the Eschenwald swords and stop the Dark Lady Racquel from wiping out every man-loving woman on the continent.

>>31949897
>Reya at the end of the table beside Racquel
Poor boy.

>>31949769
Nicolette consistently beats all the other Captains when they spar one-on-one, and it's widely known tthat she won't be satisfied until she's at Gregory's level.
It's not so much that they think that she's at Knight-level right now, but rather that it's a foregone conclusion and that they shouldn't rely too much on someone who won't be around for much longer.
the older guards know that Gregory is her father, the younger ones don't. Though they have picked up on the fact that she acts different around him, most of them think that she has a crush on him or something.

>>31949831
>Wasn't Arch considering an Elena spinoff at some point?
It's one of two or three potential quest ideas I had to run in this setting after Princess Guard's end.

>inb4 it's that psychic lesbian quest
No, that's something else.
coming to you in june!

>>31949859
no you don't understand boys are icky

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>>31949897

May as well ask if there's any events happening in the city soon. Who knows, maybe we'll find a traveling theatre or a circus?

>>31949971
i can already feel the tentacles~

>>31949897
Ask Marianne if when we're starting classes again, maybe inquire about doing a class on magic to better defend ourselves with Luciana and her siblings still under threat.

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>>31949987
I just to self insert as the little girl who isn't a lesbian, is that so gay?!

>>31949983
>most of them think that she has a crush on him or something
I can only imagine that one poor bastard or another has actually asked her this and had the world's worst day on the job.

>>31949897
We should probably at least greet and/or introduce ourselves to Angelique and Valerie at one point, seeing as they're sitting across the table from us and I don't actually think we've met formally.

>>31950007
>do magic class with luci
dear god no, why do you hate sylvie so much

>>31950040
I want Sylvie and Nico to join to so they can actually hang out with Marianne more. Remember how they were bitching about how Marianne never hangs with them anymore like 100 threads ago?

Rolled 17

>>31949983
>she has a crush on him or something.

Oh ho but maybe she DOES! How's that for a plot twist?

>>31949897
>sweat nervously because the Vincent family pain train is right across the table from us

>>31949859
she would only be as gay as you wanted her to be

>writing

>>31950076
So she will be a complete lesslut. Good.

>>31950098
pls no.

>>31950076
she would only be as gay as it takes to fall in love with that girly half fluffy tail boy because he's the one she's meant to be with

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>>31950114
I hope he courts her for a significant period of time, while visiting every year to hold her hand.

>>31950138
i want to see elena hold his hand in a completely non sexual way, then for his robe to suddenly get a bulge in it that he desperately tries to hide from her as he runs home, only to have his mother tell him that his first tail appearing is proof that he's growing up

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>>31950166
I'd like that.

>>31950098

Knowing /tg/, this hits the perfect nexus of trolling the waifufriends and lesbian fetish so it's precisely what is going to happen.

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>>31950114
>>31950138
>>31950166
Stop please I can't take any more.

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>>31950256
like you don't want to see elena curiously inspecting the part of his body that wasn't there the day before and stroking it out of a childlike sense of wonder
gif very related

It's been a while since you were last here, and you've never seen this place so crowded before. But still, it feels kind of nice to be back in the place where you have devoured so many pancakes.

...well it -felt- nice up until the blonde-haired lady sitting next to Sir Vincent started glaring at you. And then a chill runs down your spine as you realize that she's most likely Sylvie's mother... and she probably knows about you turning her daughter down...

...and that if she's Sylvie's mother then that would mean that her husband is Sir Vincent.

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>>31950472

"Oh, you haven't actually been by since he started here," Thierri says, turning to the lady. "Angelique, this right here is Marianne's bodyguard Reinhold," he says, pointing to you. "Reinhold, this is my cousin Angelique, she's Vincent's wife and the mother of Sylvie, Valerie and Racquel."
"Nice to meet you," you say, nodding.
"Yes, I've heard a lot about him already," Angelique replies, cutting you a cold look.
"Don't be like that," Sir Vincent says, gently brushing his a hnd on his wife's back. "I've known Reinhold since he first started at the castle, ansd he's a good guy!"
"But Sylvie wasn't good enough for him, I see," she mutters under her breath.

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>>31950472
Oh shit, time for all the spaghetti to drop

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>>31950573

[happening intensifies]

>>31950580
damnit I just read that is ruck's voice

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>>31950573
Don't run, that's what she wants. Staring down an angry mom is like staring down a predatory cat, you have to stay cool and not look like food.

Also puffing yourself up as large as possible to give the illusion that you're larger than you really are helps, but that may be a social faux pas given the circumstances.

>>31950573
What a bitch. We now know for sure from where Sylvie gets that despite having such a based father.

>>31950629
>Also puffing yourself up as large as possible to give the illusion that you're larger than you really are helps
Yeah, please, look more intimidating towards Vincent's wife. Go ahead, do it. Great idea.

>>31950573
>brushing his a hnd

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>>31950629

>>31950630

For once I agree with the bitchfag.

However it's to be expected. Nobody is perfect, and parents get to be very protective.

>>31950647
Dammit Grandpa, this is a woman not a vampire, you can't run from women they can smell fear up to five miles away.

>>31950669
I'll run six miles then.

Rolled 20

>>31950573

Well least Sir Vincent still likes us. Just about mirrors the typical Bro Dad in high school who you broke up/turned down his daughter but he still treats you good anyways. And secretly hopes you'll still hook up with his girl...

>>31950573
>still dumping bullshit on Rein because of your route lock faggotry
Really, Archelon? Fucking really?
This thread has been up for five and a half fucking hours, and you still haven't even made 200 posts.
Doesn't that tell you something?

>>31949267
>>31950700
So many wasted 20's...

>>31950713
Not everything characters do in a story directly reflects the opinions of the writer, Anonymous!

>>31950713
>Bawwwwww
>Why don't I get what I want?
>The QM is OUT TO GET ME
>Bawwwwwwwwww

>>31950629
Now I have the image of Reinhold entering Pufferfish Mode at the dinner table. Thanks for that.

>>31950713

Reinhold deserves this for his shitty taste in waifus.

On a more serious note it makes perfect sense in character.

>implying shitstorms in 1000-post threads are something that is somehow missed

Rolled 6

>>31950724

Sad thing is those are both mine, never can get one when it matters but almost always can when it means shit.

>>31950772
Just stop rolling

Rolled 18

>>31950779

The rolls never end Anon.

>>31950713
as someone that thinks luci was pretty much the worst possible choice for rein i applaud arch for being able to consistently deliver characters that react the way real people would react

also, to the rest of you, please don't think i'm trying to say luci a shit. it's just that as played rein seemed like he'd be best with someone that moved slow and then went for the girl that was hurling her flags at us like javelins, and even after we told her just hours before that we weren't interested.

>>31950789
The only regret I have was how we retroactively led Sylvie on.

>>31950772
It's because you lack ZA DISCIPRIN and the gods are taunting you.

Rolling 20s when they matter is not a skill, it's a state of mind.

>>31950573

You've just met this lady, and it seems like she already hates you... not that you're unable to understand -why-, but it's still far from a pleasant feeling. And as you glance over at Luciana, she's looking even more nervous than you are.

"C'mon, you're better than that," Sir Vincent says. "And Sylvie was just going on about how excited she was that her idea to get Reinhold's sword fixed worked out just as planned so I doubt that -she- holds it against him," he says, resting an arm on his wife's shoulders. "...though I'm going to have to have a word with Niklaus about exposing my little girl to those disgusting crystal things again... that guy must -like- getting black eyes."

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>>31950810
Vincent no bully the scientist. Plz no bully.

>>31950805
Yeah that was pretty shitty

Rolled 19

>>31950822

Pls bully the scientist.

>that guy must -like- getting black eyes.

See? He ENJOYS it!

>>31950825
Meh, it's expected when several players all try to push their own agenda and don't really care about acting wisely nor in-character.

>>31950837
normally i'd argue with you and say vincent is just acting like a dick, but nik regularly hacks off his own limbs

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>>31950864
Perfect

>>31950841

Well, the only way to avoid that would have been for Archelon to make a waifu poll right at the start and then pursue chosen route remorselessly, or having /tg/ agree on a waifu and stick with her. In fact I kinda hoped it would happen. Foolish, of course.

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>>31950837
The question is, would Racquel go so far as to put that together? Is she THAT depraved?

>>31950884
>/tg/ - Traditional Games
>Agreeing on a waifu

Rolled 10

>>31950890

Do you really need to ask?

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>>31950864
RIP sides

>>31950890

Find out in Raquel Granache's latest novel: The Wizard And The Knight! (Featuring: S&M, bondage, MM, MF, NTR, MFM, Tentacles)

>>31950810
Don't forget to make it clear that Sylvie touched only the sword and was never anywhere near the crystal.

>>31950890
That would involve her father, so Racquel wouldn't be interested. She's not -that- perverted.
also, vincent can't into lewds. at all.

>>31950900
>/tg/
> agreeing on any topic that's between semi-ridiculous and reasonable.

We can agree on absurd things like a mr. Rogers spess muh-reen chapter. But we will never agree on a love intrest in any capacity.

My captcha was 428... Nothing else...

>>31950924
>She's not -that- perverted.
yet. all it takes is one misplaced book

>>31950911
No MTF or FTM?

>>31950924
YET.

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>>31950924
>She's not -that- perverted

We have to invite Giancarlo. He can teach her.

>>31950810

"Please don't beat him up again," Thierri sighs. "Making him walk around with his face all smashed up after that duel with Sylvie was bad enough, even after-"
"You know full well that he deserved worse, Thierri," Angeliqe says, cutting him off.
"Seeing as how Sylvie punched him in the face herself DURING said duel, I don't think that was really necessary," he rolls his eyes. "You can't just have Vincent beat on everyone who looks at her funny, she can mostly take care of herself."
"Regardless of how it turned out, Niklaus Sucher should know better than to do something so foolish as to accept a teenage girl's duel challenge," she says, crossing her arms.
"And now he's involved her in those experiments that I specifically told him not to..." Sir Vincent growls.

At the risk of your own safery, maybe you should intervene before Niklaus ends up having to grow any more new bodyparts.

"Umm," you say, clearing your thtoat, "Sylvie didn't actually touch the crystals, all she did was help to put the pieces of my sword back in order."

>[4/?]

>>31950924
>also, vincent can't into lewds. at all.
And yet he has a full three children.

No lewdsense, compounded by his being bear-wrestling huge? Angelique is a trooper.

>>31951012
HERE LIES REINHOLD

HE DIED FOR HIS BRO

Rolled 14

>>31951012
>[4/?]

More like [BAD END]

>>31951012

"...is that so?" Angelique says, looking at you as if she doesn't believe a word that's coming out of your mouth.
"Yes Ma'am," you nod, acting extra polite because you don't want to give her any more reasons to dislike you. "Sylvie mentioned to me before that she wasn't allowed to actually help out with his research on the crystals, and Niklaus was pretty firm on not letting her actually do anything that directly involved them."
"Huh," Sir Vincent scratches his head. "I guess he's actually learned to stay off my bad side after all..."
"I do hope that you're not fabricating anything," Angelique says.
"Wouldn't dream of it, Ma'am," you say, stiffly shaking your head in emphasis.

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>>31951173
pretty sure rein scored plenty. it was just like those spam mails you get from nigerian kings
you score hundreds of times despite never actually attempting to and you're not sure if you want it

>>31951164
we have karel as a witness if need be

>>31951220
and lab rat to boot. if anything it will show that since nik couldn't get sylvie he went for the next nearest "volunteer"

>>31951023
>And yet he has a full three children.
Much like how Goku ended up with two of his own in the end.

Angelique put forth ALL of the effort in pursuing him, you see...
There's a picture that I can't find right now of Sakura lifting up her skirt while Shirou says "I don't understand" or the like, it went a lot like that.
He understands how babby is made now, of course.
Though his youngest daughter's perversions go RIGHT over his head.

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>>31951204
>Comparing rape to spam mails

>>31951256
unwanted penetration into my inbox

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>>31951250

>>31951281
Yup, that's the one.

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>>31951250
not the pic you were looking for but have this

>>31951281
i don't know if i want ufotable to go heaven's feel route or new route

>>31951310
Illya route or bust.

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>>31951340

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Rolled 7

>>31951340
>Ilya route or bust

MAH FUCKING NIGGA!

>>31951366
FUCK you beat me to it.

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>>31951310

I just want it to be the Fate route.

Mostly because that route is pretty good, and I don't want another UBW.

Ilya route would be best outcome though.

>>31951383
Please no not another retread of the fucking Fate route. Please no. I've sat through the setting exposition dumps enough times already.

I like Saber but holy shit her route is the weakest by far.

>>31951383
>Fate route
>Good

Nigga what

King Arthur pussy is nice but fuck the direction on that route was not up to par

true best route would be sachin

Rolled 8

>>31951430
>true best route would be sachin

Who?

>>31951409
>>31951419

Eh, true. It's a nice introductory route, but the other routes are definitely superior to it without argument.

>>31951164
>[6/6]

Angelique's cold gaze continues to pierce directly into your soul for a few more seconds... until her attention is diverted by a little girl with long brown hair tugging on her arm. IF the blonde pervert is Racquel, this one must be Valerie?

"Mom?" Valerie calls out.
"What is it?" Angelique replies, her expression softening -just- a little bit.
"Is it okay if I stayed here for a little bit later after we eat? Elena has a bunny and she said that I can play with her and I've never seen a bunny up close so can I?" she asks, bouncing up and down in her seat.
"It'll be too late for you to be playing with rabbits by the time we're finally done eating," she shakes her head.
"Aw..."
"But you -can- come to the castle with your father tomorrow if you wake up early enough," she says, patting her daughter on the head.
"Really!?"

As Valerie giggles with excitement, you breathe a long sigh of relief at having had Angelique's wrath diverted away from you. And also Niklaus.

You'd feel EXTREMELY crappy if he ended up getting beaten up just for helping you, after all.


>talk to someone else
>sit and wait for FOODS

>>31951383
>Fate

NO, even wormslut's route was better.

>>31951430
Every route is best route if Satsujinki is MC. Tsukihime 2 never ;_;

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no one else wants GAR route?
it's not gay it's masturbation

>>31951459

>sit and wait for FOODS

Feels weird talking all the way across the table.

>>31951459
>sit and wait for FOODS

>>31951459
>sit and wait for FOODS

>>31951464
Best route is where Arc turns him fully and Shiki becomes a DA ancestor who gives no fucks about MEoDP headaches.

>>31951459
>sit and wait for FOODS

>>31951469
GOING TO SPACE WITH GIL BEST ROUTE

>>31951459
We MUST prevent Elena from ever meeting Racquel. Valeri is fine though.
Remember to tell Luci about the little pervert so she can protect best imouto against the little bitch.

>>31951459
>sit and wait for FOODS
>Try to gently squeeze Luciana's hand to comfort her

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>>31951497
pic

>>31951459
TURKEY LEGS

>>31951459
TURKEY. LEGS.

>>31951493
Eh, 3edgy5me. His Nanaya-mode is badass enough as is.

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>>31951450
I swear to god m8, I swear to god...

>>31951509
while i agree, mentioning the lewds in front of vince is a nono. he has to be the innocent one

>>31951533
I didn't say to do it right here and right now.

Rolled 5

>>31951529

Isn't it sad, Sacchin?

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>>31951556
;_;

>writing

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>>31951579

Either way, we know the TRUE Heroine, equal to Arcueid of course, is Magical Gunner Miss Blue.

>>31951616
Agreed, but Touko is best Aozaki

>>31951616

Sugoi, sugoi~

Rolled 10

>>31951686

This nigga knows what's up. I can't get enough Sugoi, Sugoi~ or redheads. Perfect combo for me, although a Touko like >>31951656 is fine too.

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As Valerie yammers on with elena about how cute bunnies are (actually, it's more like Elena's being yammered -at-), you lean back in your chair so that Luciana and Marianne can have an easier time talking. As for you, you're not exactly in the mood to talk to anyone right now. Even putting aside th whole Angelique thing, you're hungry.

For turkey legs.

Hell, you're so hungry for those things that you can almost smell them... no, you actually -can- smell them!

Turning towards the door, you see several butlers enter the dining hall with a multitude of carts, all loaded to the brim with all types of foods. Delicious, delicious Granache-style foods. Oh how you have missed them.

>[1/?]

>>31951869
>For turkey legs.

You know with all this route talk, I think we forgot the Hidden True Route.

Turkey legs.

>>31951869
>[2/2]

Your mouth waters as the servants place an empty plate and a full glass in front of everyone sitting at the table before setting several very large trays of turkey legs, several types of bread, steamed vegetables and many other things that you don't really care about identifying. No, it doesn't matter WHAT'S at the table right now since literally everything here looks and smells delicious.

"You see this, Luciana?" Marianne says, pointing to you. "This is what you decided that you wanted..."
"What, I think it's cute," Luciana shrugs. "..in a 'starving child' sort of way..."

Starving child? Are they talking about you? Oh wait, they are. Because you are kind of staring at that food like you are one.

Old habits die hard...


>disregard princesses, get eating
>try and make polite dinner conversation

>>31951959
>try and make polite dinner conversation

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating
"Don't mock starving children! It's a lot worse then you thi-" Devour Legs.

>>31951959
>try and make polite dinner conversation
It'd be embarassing to eat like a savage in front of all these people

Rolled 15

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating

Disregard harlots, acquire turkey legs.

>>31951959
>try and make polite dinner conversation
mhhmmmhhh

>>31951959
>Try to make polite dinner conversation

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>>31951959

>disregard princesses, get eating

bitch i look like goku

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating
Should Have just called it "Consume" or "Devour" Arch, then more people would have made the right and noble choice turkey legs.

>>31952052
Apparently Rein's smart enough to use table manners now so....

>>31951982
This.

>writing

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating
The Turkey legs call us.

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating

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Arch where the peasant girls at?

>>31951959
>disregard princesses, get eating
Turkeys before hoes

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trying to stay up until muh japanese auctions are over, but it's definitely a bitch to do so...

...plus I have stuff to do later today. Wahoo.

>>31952264
So.... Goodnight?

>>31952276
no
I will stay awake
forever

>>31952286
Hail to the Turtle! May he never rest!

>>31952286
But
That can't be healthy.
Turtles must sleep.
How else will you dream?

>>31952309
{spoiler]Princess Guard IS my dreams.[/spoiler]

>>31952286
It's been a while since you've done an insomnia run.

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>>31952319
So do we play as normal trauma reinhold or do we get to pick a diffrent origin

>>31952319
Are you an old one? A turtle dreaming from the depths?

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After waiting for everyone else to get their food first, you fill your plate with as much food as you possibly can.

"Don't mock starving children," you turning to Luciana. "It's a lot worse than you thMMGH," you say as you chomp down on a turkey leg.
"Oh, er, I didn't mean to offend you or anything-" Luciana stammers as she starts to blush a little.
"Nah, I was just messing with you," you say as you continue to devour your turkey leg.
"And that's something else that you're going to have to get used to," Marianne says, shaking her head dismissively as she eats a forkful of broccoli in a most ladylike manner.

Looking across the table, you see that Angelique, Valeriw and Elena are doing the same... but the two people sitting at either side of them are definitely not.

>[1/?]