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That right? Well, I would let you think I was Sin-Fin when I was actually Jager and switched during the attack, which is why Fuego thought they were here for her and Sin-Fin was just a decoy. “Oh, yeah, Fuego also left to go find his teacher and level up some with Caede. He was suffering from Worf syndrome pretty bad so it may have been a good call.” You note. Bloody nerd.

“See, if I were Loki, I would let me think that when I was actually Loki fob watched into me all along in order to screw with Ryoko which would cause the Norse gods to come down here so I could sick Fenrir on their asses and steal the throne of Asgard.” You stop as you approach the stairs of your shrine. “Would- Is that a thing that could happen? You would tell me if I was Loki, right?” You ask. No, I would not even sort of tell you because I find your confusion and terror a little arousing.

“That is highly disappointing. We also were thinking about having a talk with Jager about her not second releasing right?” Yeah, something about that but she is injured a little right now. Then again waiting could make it harder to talk about/deal with. “Could you not do slashes? They hurt my brain.” Sure thing Wolfmother.

What do you want to do first?

[] Go check in on Sin-Fin, maybe accuse her of being Loki a little.
[] Sin-Fin can wait, she is like super good at it. Go see Jager to lecture her on second releasing.
[] Go see Mari or the twincies about you being Loki
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>31958323
>[] Go see Mari or the twincies about you being Loki

>Laughter wavelength: Become more in tune with your angelic grace and receive a bonus when interacting with angels.
Clarification requested.

Do you mean that it makes Risa more in tune with the grace and then in addition it gives a bonus to fighting against&alongside angels, or did you mean that it gives those bonuses as a result of the grace getting more in tune?


It looks really good. Helps us get more angels and then it gives a boost later on during the Lucy Co-op phase. And it could let us locate the fallen angel mole in our shrine by talking to them all and seeing which one makes us stronger.

>>31958361
>Do you mean that it makes Risa more in tune with the grace and then in addition it gives a bonus to fighting against&alongside angels
I feel that I should clarify what I'm asking after rereading it.
Like, does the getting in tune do something more than the bonuses against/with angels?

>>31958323
>[] Sin-Fin can wait, she is like super good at it. Go see Jager to lecture her on second releasing.

>>31958323
>[] Go check in on Sin-Fin, maybe accuse her of being Loki a little.
Then if she's good, we bring her to Jager to help us with the awkward talk about 2nd release. It can be like when parents both try to get the other parent to explain the birds and the bees to their kids.

>>31958323
>[] Sin-Fin can wait, she is like super good at it. Go see Jager to lecture her on second releasing.
make sure she's gonna be ok too

>>31958323
>[] Sin-Fin can wait, she is like super good at it. Go see Jager to lecture her on second releasing.
What the fuck Jager. Keep it up and we can't take you hunting at this rate.

>>31958323
>[] Sin-Fin can wait, she is like super good at it. Go see Jager to lecture her on second releasing.

This is the more immediate plan. Sin-fin is a close second, but Jager could have ended up dead, and we'd have to break the universe again, and we're already way past our limit there.

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Made a list of Risa + the big 3 npcs that we have stats for.

Plantdoka pastebin when?

>>31958361
>>31958402
I'm interested in whether that gives only a diplomacy bonus when dealing with angels or is it something useable in a fight as well.

>>31958402
Not significantly enough at this time, but it does raise your, er, angel points I guess? So as you grow more in tune it does more things.

So Jager it is? Writing now

>>31958323
[X] Go see Mari or the twincies about you being Loki
>>31958485
That's pretty nifty

>>31958485
I'm seeing a noticeable lack of leadership and cunning. No wonder Lock is able to run circles around us. Then again I'd rather get a few points in just about anything rather then those.

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So as it was brought up in the previous thread, we're sort of a fresh deity with followers, but no symbol to rally behind/scare others with. How about something like this?

10 SPXP:
>Hedonistic cancer: Extend a field of pleasure/joy/delight around you
Ehh. It's a 10 SPXP power. That's all I can say about it. Might be good for gaining worshipers later on or something, but then there's also the poisoning thing so it seems kinda "why".

15 SPXP:
>Fluffy comfort: Hide the go juice of anyone you are in physical contact with. let's face it, you are going to use the tails.
Pretty good. Lets us powerlevel allies in Hue Co easier.

20 SPXP:
>Laughter wavelength: Become more in tune with your angelic grace and receive a bonus when interacting with angels.
Very fucking insanely good. Essentially Angelslayer combined with Angel Squad Leader perks. Will help a lot when/if we fight alongside Lucy and it will let us ID the mole. Also makes us more angel-y or something. More EF from jacking angel faith? Who knows. Guaranteed more cool bone script tho.
>Unknowable footsteps: You muffle your garganta's so they no longer put out a rush of energy when you rip open a hole in the worlds except in extreme circumstances.
Pretty good. It's essentially stealth releasing once we clear out Hue Co. Until we do that, though, we would run the risk of having the demons + Beelz catch on and wait at our usual entry points to catch us in an ambush.

>>31958568
Higher Cunning increases the crit range and would increase how much meta info you get (which for us comes from Monologue).

That's why Akira is so fucking scary. He has bullshit crit ranges + a skill that boosts them up even higher and he can see the future.

I just realized I don't know how many tails we have. I wanna say 7 but I'm not sure

>>31958637
>When you return to your hollow form you gain the tails in the form of large perfectly fluffy things or as nine diamonds of light, your smile mask vanishes however you do have armor covering over your chest, arms, and legs, giving you your claws back.

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Sin-Fin can wait, you decide. You make your way into the shrine main compound and find Jager sitting in a bed, shooing away medical shinigami. She looks up as you approach and seems to consider standing, but decides against it. “Where is Caede and Fuego? Are they okay? Sin-Fin came back a little bit ago and went into her room.” She says.

“Oh, Fuego and Caede are fine. Fuego decided he has been sort of sucking all the time and went to go find his master who we cannot meet without spontaneously becoming either pregnant or men.” You say and scratch your head. “Caede wanted me to tell you ‘sorry’ by the way. No idea what for, but it is probably one of those regret things that I don’t care for. How are you holding up?” You ask.

She shrugs, wincing only slightly. “It isn’t as bad as it looks. Honestly they go overboard with the bandages around here. Some good rest and I should be fine. So what happened anyway?” She asks.

You almost respond but then you remember she could be Loki, or she is in for a lecture, or something somewhat similar.

[] “Well, Loki happened.”(Explain fully what happened)
[] “Time enough for that later. I am sort of mad you didn’t use your second release.” (Angry lecture)
[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)
[] Other, please specify

>>31958637
Nine

>>31958680
>[] “Time enough for that later. I am sort of mad you didn’t use your second release.” (Angry lecture)

>>31958680
>[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)
"I'll tell you exactly what happened when you tell me exactly why you didn't happen."

>>31958680
>[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)

>>31958680
>Wait, did she even tell us about that?
No, but I think Risa figured it out when Jager suddenly had the Dakka Gun thing that wasn't part of her first release. She did show us that thing, or at least use it in front of us at one point.

>>31958680
>[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)


As a side note, we really need to check in on Bitey, we keep accedently taking away her things.

>>31958680
>[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)
I'd like to discuss the Loki thing, but the confuzzled option will always be the best fit.

>>31958804
>Jimmy
>Zweity's
Oh hell no.

>>31958680
>[x] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)

>>31958680
>[] “Later. But first, what is with that whole lack of release thing. Wait, did she even tell us about that?” (Confused lecture)
>[] “Well, Loki happened.”(Explain fully what happened)
Mix them together but mainly focus on the why no release thing. Loki happened, so we need to git gud and that involves 2nd release.

Confused Jager lecturing it is.

Writing now.

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“I’ll tell you exactly what happened after you tell me why you didn’t happen.” You offer.

“What are you talking about?” She asks raising an eyebrow at you.

“The boom boom stuff! Your second release which we know about because of well” You look up. Well, I have access to the pastebin, but she never told you which means meta instability. Probably in the form of bears. “Because you got that new gun which smells second releasy and I have sort of been feeding you a lot of nice things.” You say nodding. Yeah, probably double bears for fibbing.

“I don’t know what you are talking about.” Jager says looking to the side.

“Yes you do! You totally know what it is I am talking about and you are looking away thinking I can pick up the relatively simple social cues which looking away would entail. But I can’t Jager, you know I can’t pick up even the slightest hint so I must again wonder why exactly you didn’t second release up.” You say hopping on to the bed and balancing perfectly so your feet are on the edge just outside her thighs and your face right in front of hers.

“It’s none of your business.” Jager grumbles unhappily.

“But it is!” You protest rolling off the bed and managing to land on your feet. “You see at this rate I can’t take you hunting with me and you will be forced to stay scrubby. Plus the whole the shrine got attacked and you didn’t do everything you could to make sure it didn’t makes me wonder what the hell.”

“It’s just awkward for me, okay?” She explains. “It’s awkward, and strange, and I don’t want to talk about it or think about it, or even deal with it.”

Seems she is quite against it.

[] Press her about it (What do you say?)
[] Drop it and explain Loki
[] Drop it and don’t explain Loki
[] Go see Sin-Fin
[] Other, please specify

>>31958982
>[] Press her about it (What do you say?)

Bribe her with your fluffy tails

>>31958982
>Press her about it (What do you say?)
Is it because she reverts into not being human during it?
We're worried about her because it's only going to keep getting uglier with the end of the world coming twice, and if she can't protect herself things will be even worse than the eternal winter.

>>31958982
>[] Press her about it (What do you say?)
How bad can it be? Sin-Fin rips out her dead husband's heart and we tear off our skin starting at the bellybutton like a lizard person. Do you have some sort of ridiculous magical girl transformation sequence where your nipple-less tits flop in the wind that shouldn't be there because everything is pink and sparkly? Why would it even be like that? Jager release is like dakka queen spikes pew pew. That's not silly, that's badass.

>>31958982
>[] Press her about it (What do you say?)
I wannasee wannasee wannasee! Show it and Risa will be a good girl and obey jager for one day.

>>31958982
>[] Press her about it (What do you say?)
"Jagerbombs, I'm not entirely sure why, but you're my friend. That means as long as you stay my friend there will be people who want to hurt you because of that. You need to be able to protect yourself because I can't. I don't really know how to do that. I just break things."

>>31958982
>[] Press her about it (What do you say?)
We could probably say something about not liking it that she'd let herself and the rest of our things get hurt because it's awkward. But that sounds selfish as fuck. Maybe we should fob watch into someone that knows how to be sensitive?

Do we have a corncob pipe? I feel like "understanding dad" is the feeling we want to go for.

>>31958982
>[x] Press her about it (What do you say?)

it will be our little secret. I just don't want you going off half cocked and underpowered because it feels "awkward"

Pressing her about it seems to be unanimous.

>>31958509
>but it does raise your, er, angel points I guess?
So it makes each grace 'worth' more, in a sense? That's neat.

I'm really torn between buying this thing now and saving for Zero.

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“How bad can it really be? I mean, I rip my body off like it is a lizard shedding its skin, and Sin-Fin eats some bloke’s heart and then gets all super weepy.” You explain. “Do you get naked for it and spin around with glitter and sparkles?”

“No, changing hurts but that isn’t it. Look, it doesn’t matter I am just not interested in it.” She says.

“Come on, Jager. Look, there are a number of reasons for why you should be all gung-ho about it. We are locked in an eternal winter which ends at the end of the world and stuck in another end of the world because why not? I have enemies who would very much like to hurt me and they would probably use you to do it. Not using your second release just because it is awkward when it could very easily save your unlife is just, well, silly to me.” You say, and you know a thing or two about silly.

She is silent for a while then sighs. “It makes me different and I don’t like much how it makes me feel, what it makes me remember, and how it makes me behave.” She explains.

“So you would rather die or let others get hurt because of that?” You ask.

“It might be better than the alternative.” She replies grumpily, like a gus might.

[] Keep trying to press her. (How?)
[] Let it go for now and go see Sin-Fin
[] Ask her something else
[] Other, please specify

>>31959278
>[] Other, please specify
We could offer to poison her so that she's so fucking crazy she can't remember whatever it is she doesn't want to remember.

>>31959278
>[x] Keep trying to press her. (How?)

Just show me once and if it's really that bad, I won't ask you to use it.

>>31959278
"We're not done talking about this. We'll sort it all out later because I have to go make sure Sin-Fin isn't actually a Loki. Oh and someone in the shrine is a fallen angel. Have fun trying to figure out who it is."
>[] Let it go for now and go see Sin-Fin

>>31959278
>[] Keep trying to press her. (How?)
If Risa is in danger, will Jager still not do it?

>>31959278
Hug time?

>>31959278
>[] Keep trying to press her. (How?)
"Ok, Jager. I'm going to use my Fob Watch now to turn into Gilbert Gottfried and keep poking you while shrieking until you show me your second release. None of your tricks like the mobius strip or stairs will be able to stop it because I'll be diving so deep into the crazy that it goes full circle and loses some of the crazy."

Looks like pressing her seems to be winning.

Writing now

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You don’t let it go. “Let’s say I am in danger. Then would you use it?” You ask.

“Depends on the danger I guess.” She replies.

“Say that it is the only thing in the world which could possibly save everyone, then would you use it?” You continue as she frowns.

“Yes, probably I guess. But only if I saw no other way. Like I said I really don’t like it that much.” She explains.

“Okay, so how about you just show me once and I if it is bad I will promise to never do it again?” You ask and she frowns deeper.

“I said no.” She once again says.

“Okay, then what if I transform and make it so you hav-“ You start but she slams her fist into a table.

“I said no! If you really were my friend you would stop trying to make me do something like that when I clearly don’t want to! You can’t trust me to know when I don’t want to do something so you have to keep trying to make me!?” She demands.

You blink, since she has never actually raised her voice like that before. She seems to suddenly realize what she said and bites on her lip as she storms out. Hiroshi lazily looks over at her retreating form and says “Ah, Ja-chan. Where are you going?”

“I need some air. I will be fine, treat the shinigami, they are weaker than I am.” She replies, her tone still quite hot.

She yelled at us. Huh.

[] Press the second release more because seriously we can’t take a hint
[] Go check Sin-Fin for Loki parts
[] Ask Hiroshi something
[] Other, please specify

>>31959585
>[] Press the second release more because seriously we can’t take a hint
We've already put this much effort into it. It would be a waste to stop now.

>>31959585
Tch.
>[] Ask Hiroshi something
Anything weird about Jager?

Then
>>[] Go check Sin-Fin for Loki parts

>>31959585
>[] Other, please specify
Go follow Jager, but not for the 2nd release pushing. Tell her to shoot a vamp spike into the ground so that we can touch it and instaheal her up since she can convert juice to hp with those things.

>>31959630
This, pretty much.

>>31959585
[x] Other, please specify

"Fine! Sorry for being worried!"
and then huff off like an upset child

>[x] Go check Sin-Fin for Loki parts

>>31959585
>[X] Go check Sin-Fin for Loki parts

Yeah okay

>Empathy/Humanity Path is whiny and doesn't actually want to actually be used
>Destruction Path is a dickbag and kills classic wolfu
Why do all of Jager's paths suck...

>>31959796
I'm sure it will be worth it when she finally snaps out of it.

>>31959585
>[] Other, please specify
Apologise to Jagerbombs. In as confused a manner possible. Be upset, and teary, and childish, and preferably sincere. Angrysad Jager not best Jager.
Then call her a meanie, kick her in the shin, and stomp off to -
>[] Go check Sin-Fin for Loki parts

Most want to check Sin-Fin for Loki parts?

Writing now

>>31959834
There also seems to be a want to shout a halfassed apology or try to heal her or something first, but just going for SF would probably be better. She needs a minute to cool off.

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“Well, hrm…” Should we say sorry? “I was worried about her, why should I be sorry about that? She is just being a grumpy gus and not doing second release.” You explain and turn to the rope you had installed in the shrine because seriously you are not going to go up and down stairs that much.

You enter Sin-Fin’s room and see her sitting on her bed. She is wounded in a few places, with her left eye swollen shut and part of her clothes torn. She looks up as you enter her room and she nods once, then goes back to looking at her feet. You sniff the air for Loki, but smell nothing even sort of Lokish. Then again he is a shapeshifter so he could maybe hide his energy to be sneakier. “Hello there Sin-Fin!” You offer and she jolts a little as if shocked you spoke.

She stare at you with that creepy piercing gaze she so enjoys. She holds that stare for a long while then finally says “Yes.” Then looks back down at her feet.

Of course, we did try to say we were going to look for Loki shenanigans but how exactly does one go about checking for Loki? Do we place thor in the room and see how gay it gets? No, that is a stupid idea. “Well Sin-Fin, I see you were captured.” You offer while thinking how one tests for Loki. Like you test for STDs?

“For a little… while.” She finally mutters and nods as if confirming that actually happened.

Well

[] Ask her something only the real Sin-Fin would know! (What?)
[] Ask her to show you her power(Any in particular?)
[] Say something to her(What?)
[] Other, please specify

>>31959973
[]ask her something the real Sin-Fin wouldn't know. When she answers, we know she is Loki

>>31959973
I don't think we're equipped for this. Bring Shiba over, watch for her reaction, then throw her out for eyeballing our shortfin.

Also ask how the hell did she get captured. She's supposed to be the second strongest one here.

>>31960012
Seconding this.

>>31959973
>[] Ask her something only the real Sin-Fin would know! (What?)
We could ask us how many of us there are here right now. Or we could ask her what the first gift we gave her was does she actually know that the shortbread was us? I dunno if we ever got around to the whole "that was me" thing.

>>31959973
>[x] Say something to her(What?)

So... how did it go? who kidnapped you? also give her the 411 on Loki's latest shenanigans

Rolled 5

>>31959973
>[] Other, please specify
give hugs, our short-fin got taken we should be all possessive and check to see if loki violated her warranty

Would Monologue be able to pinpoint Sinfin's butt in a room full of butts shapeshifted to look like hers?

>>31960046
>She's supposed to be the second strongest one here.
I have no idea how strong she actually is once weepy limits are removed, but what she's displayed so far in the quest could probably be outdone by the fallen angel mole, Akira, or Ryoko. Any one of those three has insane stats.

>>31959973
Isn't this a good chance to test her husbando heart? Just ask to see her husband summon for proof then nom the heart.

Rolled 7

>>31960101
probably
>31960092
is the warranty on her but?

Looks like most of us want to talk first at least? Asking about being captured, etc.

>>31959973
Ask her a question only the real sinfin would know,.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT WE GAVE HER

>>31960101
This... might actually work.
Monologue is a fine connoisseur of butts.

>>31960174
but wouldn't we have to shapeshift into all the butts in the room besides Sin Fin?

>>31960223
Are you suggesting we shouldn't make a roomful of Sin-Fin posterior?

>>31960327
no, in fact now I'm all for it.

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You walk over to her and look her over, making sure her butt is alright. It is a national treasure and should it be damaged you have no idea if she is even under warrantee. “So, Sin-Fin, how did you get captured?” You ask.

She stares at you while you go around her bed back and forth to get a good look at the Sin-Fin damage. “People came and… took me from here against… my will.” She explains as if that was some thought provoking revelation.

“Well that certainly is how people are usually captured, yes.” You agree.

“Monologue, would you be able to identify her butt in a room of shapeshifted butts?” You ask. Hm, hard to say. I suppose it would depend which college the shapeshifters went to for their degree.

“Sin-Fin, could you stand up for me?” You ask sweetly.

She does and you make a spinny gesture with your finger for her to turn around she does so and you stare at her bum. It is a very nice bum, well-crafted and supple, with a level of innate sensuality which makes you understand just how she could make Adam and her make all of humanity because my word it is a fine thing. Of course, Loki should have massaged it thoroughly in order to get an understanding of it and to make you jealous. “If you were not going to be able to tell anything from looking, then why did you look?” You ask. Because come on Risa. Butts.

“Okay Short-Fin, what was the first gift I gave you?” You ask crossing your arms.

She looks over to the side slightly and nods, then back to you. “Short… bread.” She says. Wait, did we tell her that? If she knows that we gave her that, but shouldn’t then does that make her Loki? Unless we did tell her that. Or, well, I guess Jager or someone could have told her that at some point too.

Should we attack?

[] Ask her to do something to prove her sin-finhood
[] Ask her something else
[] Accuse of being Loki
[] Other, please specify

>>31960353
>[x] Ask her something else

"What do you hate most about Loki?"

>>31960353

>ask her something
"What did I look like when I gave you the Short Bread?"
also
"What do you hate most about Loki?"

>>31958596
I really want dancing razor. It increases our ability to RIP N TEAR hugely.

>>31960353
Dealing with Loki makes me realize just how much of an asshole our powerset is.

I have no idea what to do. I almost want to just walk off and ignore her for the rest of the quest.

>>31960353
He can't imitate her gojuice, can he? Take a sniff, search for all pervasive sadness.

>>31960421
I want Hate engine if the bonuses stick for an entire thread, which it should.

>>31960421
It's the worst thing available to buy...

>>31960444
>I want Hate engine if the bonuses stick for an entire thread, which it should.
It's for one post. It's still very, very good even with just that. If it was for the entire thread, it would be broken as fuck.

>>31960469
>Hate engine:By burning a fatebreaker you can do double the amount of actions per post.
I feel like it implies that it works for an entire thread. Either way I want a confirmation before deciding. Carnage Knight also seems interesting, as with the old favorites, Dancing Razor and Skillful.

So much to buy, so little SPXP.

>>31960534
If we're still on about that Hedonistic Cancer would fit, seeing as every other deity we run into has an aura of some type.

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“So what do you hate the most about Loki?” You ask rubbing your nails on your shirt to make them all shiny.

“I am not… good at… hate.” She explains looking around slowly as if tracking something across the room.

“For me it has to be his compensation issues. You know, bloke shows up and is all ‘Look how cool I am I can totally kill everyone here because I am so smart hurr durr.’ Bloke then shapeshifts into animals for sex. Mind you he is the lady animal so that is all sorts of messed up.” You note then narrow your gaze and scrunch up your nose. “He’s a bloody furry.” You note.

Sin-Fin creates a troubling number of ellipses during the silence after that proclamation and then just stares at you. She sure makes enough ellipses to be Sin-Fin, but Loki might be broken like we are since, you know, he is sort of the god of trickery and dick baggery.

You walk over to Sin-Fin and sniff her, taking a deep wiff of her go-juice but it seems to be very Sin-Finny. You consider licking her a little, but you put that away with the occasional attempts at kissing Jager I keep trying to put passed you. Cheeky cunt.

“So what did I look like when I gave you that Short-Bread?” You ask.

She looks down. Then right. Then she seems to push her mental A button but a fireball doesn’t happen. “Diff… erent.” She explains.

Well, she is phenomenally helpful

What now?
[] Ask her something else
[] Stare at her butt
[] Have her do something for you
[] Kick the Loki-Fin over! She has to be him because reasons!
[] Other, please specify

>>31960469
>>31960444
Dancing Razor passively makes all of our combat abilities better. I see no downsides.

>>31960353
Ask her what she likes about us. Also, ask her ability her ability to become Risa!Fin

>>31960588

>[X] Stare at her butt

Seems like the best option here. What could possibly go wrong?

>>31960609
When in 2nd release, we always have ceros coating our hands/tails anyway. The only area that would get the damage boost is the hair tips. And "sharp as zanpaktous" isn't very appealing either. Those things are weak. They snap like toothpicks at the level we're at.

It's 10spxp that could go to a near dozen other things that are better.

>>31960588
>[x] Ask her something else

so who and or what exactly kidnapped you?

>>31960588
>Have her do something for you

Have her check on Jager while we do anything else. We can't figure out who Loki is by asking questions, so we just have to assume everyone is Loki.

>>31960588
>Stare at her butt

>>31960624
Bankais are zanpaktous. If it wasn't a noticeable improvement, it wouldn't be spxp.

I'm not saying its the be all, end all but I think it might be good to get if we can budget the points.

>>31960588
She checks out. Ask how we can get her to change hairstyles, as her other form asked of us. Also check out that butt.

>>31960571
That would make us Asmodeus' groupy, which is okay, but combat abilities seem to be a better investment right now.

>>31960588
>[] Stare at her butt
Is there another option?

So staring at her butt seems to win.

Writing now.

>>31960663
I think we need a more personal aura. We're vibbing Delight, Sin and Horror pretty hard, aren't we?

>>31960691
Can't we look at her butt AND ask her things?

>>31960648
But what if we are Loki

>>31960661
I'm not saying it's completely worthless. I'm not saying that there would be zero improvement. I'm not even saying that the improvement would be so little that we wouldn't notice it.

I'm saying that every single other use of spxp is better than it. Well, almost. Hedonistic cancer really isn't very good either. I'm surprised Azure didn't price it at 5, because it looks really underwhelming.

>>31960691
Could we maybe uh, get an update on what some of those things we can buy will actually do for us?

Come to think of it, Jesus Motherfucking Christ we're horrifying to the scrubs. Raw power, shapeshifting, insanity and now the chance to get Unknowable footsteps. There is a chance for practical jokes here.

>scrubs scrubbin' around
>suddenly we open a Garganta behind them, grab one and drag him off somewhere
>others see this and sense nothing

There will be bricks shat.

>>31960734

What if we tell everyone that everyone is Loki?
Loki's been hanging around as it is, so nothing really changed all things considered.

>>31960588
Attempt hair ruffling.

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“So, what took you? It looked like Nephilim.” You say walking over to her and turning her as you like.

“Not them.” She answers relatively quickly for her. “They were not… them. Cold things.”

You adjust her shirt so it goes just so, then sit down and just sort of stare at her butt. You sigh deeply as you enjoy the healing ability of the magical device and you see her turn her head towards you slightly confused. “Right, yeah, cold stuff.” You agree thinking you needed to answer her question.

“You… like my butt?” She asks confusion still tinting her monotone.

“Yes sin-fin, but you should not ask it like that because I am pretty sure you will cause the genre to shift suddenly in a direction which would make getting doodle points much more uncomfortable for some of the people involved.” You explain.

Sin-Fin seems to consider it for a moment then looks to her left. She nods in agreement to a conversation you can not see and then you see mess with her pants for a second before they drop to the ground. She tilts her head a little “I do not… understand but you… can touch it if it makes you happy.” She explains.

Yesyesyesyesyesyeys “No, I mean, hold on. What?’ You wonder, as I set the parliament on fire because Short-Fin butt.

“I do not… understand.” She says nodding. “But you are my friend so… I want me to make you happy.” She explains then glancing to the left. “Would you like it without underwear?” She wonders hooking her thumbs on the elastic.

She pulls and ASSUMING DIRECT CONT- Your fist slams into your face, sending you sprawling back. “Not today monologue.” You say then your other fist slams into your face sending you staggering to the side as Sin-fin holds her knickers almost pulled down and frozen, confused.
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Yes today! You feel this. Your fist slams into your stomach and you crouch forward in pain. You snarl in hate and throw yourself at the hole with the rope you used to climb up, Sin-Fin looking confused and afraid. You offer a thumbs up and a smile as you fall. “Thank you very much!” You say then hit the ground.

You lay there sprawled for a moment and nod. A fine match. “Right-o. So what were we doing?” You ask. Everyone is Loki. “Too right! Okay then, now we have to…” Climb back up there and finish what we started. “No, that was going to end in bears I am certain of it. Or Shiba. Or Lord Quackington.”

Fine. What next?
[] Go find Mari and Zweity
[] Go find Jager
[] Ryoko ho!
[] Other, please specify
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>>31960949
>“Yes sin-fin, but you should not ask it like that because I am pretty sure you will cause the genre to shift suddenly in a direction which would make getting doodle points much more uncomfortable for some of the people involved.” You explain.
Speak for yourself

>>31960970
>[] Go find Mari and Zweity
Explain what happened during the attack!

>>31960778
If you ask then I will try to clarify it but they pretty much do what they say on the pastebin. There are hidden things which apply here and there, but at the very least they are all the abilities are "useful".

>>31961004
Hate engine. Applies to the entire thread or one post only?

>>31960970

>Seek counsel from Lord Quackington

>>31961013
I believe I had it set as one "round" which is based on your speed so one post.

>>31960970
>[x] Go find Mari and Zweity

we must make piece with bitey

>>31961041
So we get double actions per fatebreak for only one round?

Fuck that shit.

>>31960970
>>31961023
Milord is wise indeed. His tactical brilliance has no peer beyond the might of Her Majesty's Naval Armada.

>>31961096
It's actually pretty good, just not the gamebreaking thing you thought it was.

It lets us turn a good roll into MASSIVE DAMAGE since we know exactly what it does - hit twice as hard as you were going to. Stack it on top of a wishbreaker for a finisher.

Or it can let us salvage a kinda ok roll into being a good one when we get a roll that we're worried about being too low but we're scared that a regular fatebreaker might reroll us into something worse.

>>31960970
>>31961023
Quack Quack

Then Zweity bitey

Lord quackington it is.

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Loki is fucking with us by not messing with anything and making us on edge over nothing.

>>31961275
Unless he wants us to think that.

>>31961275
Hey look guys, Loki is trying to trick us into thinking he hasn't messed with anything using reverse psychology

Nice try, Loki.

>>31961355
>>31961373
Nice try Lokis

>>31961390
Fuck you Loki go climb a wall of dicks

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You reach inside your pants, but not because you just saw the ass which spawned humanity. With a perfect shape born from an hourglass and the perfect level of smoothness, plus firmness, plus softness to make statues weep with- “Monologue, focus.” You command. I just wanted a genre shift.

You pull out the small rubber duck which you dubbed Lord Quackington. He stand majestically on your hand his soft blue eyes seeing too much and yet only what he must. His back is bend and stooped from the weight of the matters of the world yet he still holds strong against the weight of his duty. You drop to a knee and bow your head. “What is your command my lord? To seek the one called Zweity Bity and tell her sorry for making her friends go?” You ask

“No.” The Quacking Darkness of the deserts of Al-Tharun says, his duck eyes making you swoon a little and feel flushed by their raw sex. “You must instead go to the one called Ryoko. She has displeased me and must be punished for her transgressions.”

“Ryoko? But my lord I do not understand, what has she-“ You start but his bellowing wrath makes you wince in terror.

“You presume to know my will? I who was first on the walls during the Siege of Shalrath’ar? I who took The Holy Land from the filthy hands of heathens? I who made the world tremble in terror at the very quack of my name? Who are you to judge my will? You are but a natural disaster! I am a King!” He explains, his dignified appearance making you cower.

“I-I meant no offence of dark quacking liege.” You explain and you fear you may be feeling the headman’s axe soon.

“I shall spare you this once, but make sure such a thing does not happen again!” The duck commands and you know you live only through his mercy.
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FUCK LOKI

LET'S BURN DOWN HIS HOUSE AND STEAL HIS HAT

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“Ah, Ri-chan? What’s wrong? Why are you kneeling on the floor?” Hiroshi asks and you sneak Lord Quackington back into your pants and stand.

“No! No reason. Ahem, right, so now I…”

[] Resume your Zweity talking plans
[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck
[] Go back for Sin-Fin, maybe she still doesn’t have her pants back on?
[] Other, please specify
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>>31961487
>[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck
His will must be done. Today Ryoko answers for everything.

>>31961487
>[X] Resume your Zweity talking plans

There is treachery afoot in Lord Quackington's Court.

>>31961487
>[x] Resume your Zweity talking plans

Lord Quackington was always more of a figurehead anyways.

time to speak to someone on our emotional level

>>31961487
>[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck

As my liege commands

>>31961487
>[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck
Something quickly to appease the duck in our pants and then off to Zweity things
>[] Resume your Zweity talking plans

>>31961487
>[X] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck

I feel bad for Zweity, but the duck says to punish Ryoko, we punish Ryoko.

>>31961487
>[] Resume your Zweity talking plans
The duck is also Loki!

>>31961487
>[X] Resume your Zweity talking plans

The duck is Loki. Ryoko is also Loki. This is a trap.

>>31961487
>[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck
Our lord must be obeyed. His fury is mighty, and his vengeance swift.

>>31961520
>>31961606
>>31961644
Traitors! You fools will rue the day you crossed the Quacking Darkness

>>31961487
[] Go punish Ryoko in the name of a rubber duck

Just for clarification, the punishing Ryoko is a comedy bit right?

>>31961693
Mark my words! The Duck, which I'm pretty sure didn't give orders before, and seems to be cartoonishly evil, is Loki-sama-sensai-kun!

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You sniff the air and catch onto the trail of Ryoko, the vibrant, sticky, strong, musky scent of the berserker’s go juice pretty easy to spot. You find it easily and follow it to one of the partitioned off areas of the shrine. Ryoko is going over some checklist, likely for Hiroshi or whoever the little person giving her orders is. “Hey, Ryoko!” You say, keeping your smile easy and light.

“Oh, sensei. Man, this is pretty bad huh? Luckily I picked up some supplies while we were out and about so we can really take care of all of the wounded.” She says and you nod, walking closer to her.

“Sound like you got your hands full!” You say stopping centimeters from her.

“Yeah I guess. Sensei you are a little close.” Ryoko complains.

Using your higher level of speed you bend and puck her up so she is under your arm. With a yank you tear off her bottoms and raise your hand high. It comes down with a loud smack, but you do not take the moment you would normally use to enjoy such an experience. “For the quacking lord!” You shout as you use your high speed to get a few good whacks in.

“S-Stop! Sensei they can see it! Stop it! Hey!” Ryoko says weakly struggling for a moment as the sound of smacking echoes through the area. “I said,” Ryoko starts and you hear a tone of iron in her voice. “Stop!” She shoves you with all her strength and you go flying, your grip on her breaking easily.

You break through the wall like it wasn’t even there and clip a tree outside, giving you a good spin which turns into an even better spin as you hit a few other trees and then crash into the dirt. “Yes. Good Risa, you may take this vassal for your dark workings. You have pleased the Quacking kingdom today.” You hear lord quackington say.
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You reach into your pants and pull out a squeaky shark with a big sharp smile just like you! Happy day! You sonido back to the building as Ryoko puts herself back in order. “What was that for sensei?” She demands and you pull out the squeaky shark.

“A rubber duck told me to punish you for your transgressions and since I spanked you I earned a shark.” You say happily.

Ryoko makes a confused face and then sighs. “Look, next time do that in private or something and give me some warning. Spontaneous is good and all, but that was way too out there.” She explains, walking off.

A few of the younger shinigami offer you thanks as they move to fix the wall and then you sonido to Mari. You find her by the front of the building with Zweity. Zweity is waiting by the window and staring out. “Come of Zweity, you will catch a cold if you just stay by the window all the time.” Mari explains.

Zweity shakes her head. “Caede promised we would play some more, so I will wait for her. She promised and she keeps her promises. Caede will be back.” She says and you are reminded of a puppy or something.

“Hey sensei.” Kouta says approaching from behind, tee hee. “She has been like that since Caede left. Seems they really bonded and now she is feeling real sad that her friend is gone.”

“She will be back any second. I know she will.” Zweity says.

Hum.

[] Talk to Zweity
[] Talk to Kouta
[] Talk to Mari
[] Other, please specify
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>>31961965
>[] Talk to Zweity
I'm sure the vision quest will go smoothly. would like ice cream to help fill the gaping void in your soul in the mean time?
>[] Talk to Kouta
because we haven't hung out in forever

also, admire the squeaky menagerie we are assembling

>>31961965
>[] Talk to Zweity

Tell her the incredible tale of how Caede defeated the giant penis...
Wait, she's a little young for that version. Might as well tell her about the trip, but the G-rated version.

>>31961965
"You can't just sit around here while you have a younger sister to rescue!"

To Las Noches for a sneaking mission!

Also an eating mission.

>>31961965
We could pull a Loki and Fob Watch as Caede, though that would change this thread from whatever we were planning to do into "play videogames with the 2 year old in the body of a playboy bunny".

But then that wouldn't actually work towards making her not hate us anymore...

We should probably just talk to her or Mari.

>>31962064
The fuckers there are on high alert though. We could probably do some damage, but I have no idea how strong Zweity actually is.

>>31962036
Tell her the story of how Caede fought the Leech Child and won then? Tell her Caede had to ensure her dad didn't do something stupid. She will return for her, but it will take her time because Fuego needs her like Risa needs Jager.

>>31961965
>[X] Talk to Zweity

Do my eyes deceive me or does Bitey not have a pastebin?

>>31962175
Lost of people don't and I suspect that many who do aren't up to date.

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“Oh, worry not Zweity! I am certain the vision quest will go well and she will be back soon.” You explain and Zweity makes a point of not looking at you.

“She just had to go make sure her dad dind’t do something stupid and- okay, why are you looking away from me?” You ask.

“You’re a bad lady.” Zweity says angry.

“What? I am a bad lady?” You ask, well you sort of are. “What bad thing have I done?” You add as a follow up question. You kill a lot of people, and steal, and say mean things, and stare lasciviously at your comrade’s butts. Plus, you know, you sort of smell like brown sugar which is never good.

“When you show up, you make my friends go. You are bad.” She says certain.

“Last time it couldn’t be helped! We had to go on an adventure to fight a creature made of a bunch of-“ Cocks. Man tackles. Penises. Dangle parts. “Leeches and worms. Caede had to help us fight them off and free an island. She was really strong and found with Bob to help break the wicked bady.” You explain and she looks away further.

“They shouldn’t have left. They could have stayed with me!” She objects.

You are not popular with kids. “Kouta, help me out here.” You ask.

“Hey, you are the bad lady who takes her friends, not me.” He explains avoiding getting between women. He will live long, that one. Unless you kill him.

“Mari?” You ask looking at her.

“Zweity, you know Caede had important big girl stuff to do. She has to help Mr. Fuego because it’s good to help each other.” Mari offers and Zweity still doesn’t look at you.

“No!” She protests and sulks more.

Well, pooples.

[] Talk to Zweity. You cannot stand being not liked
[] Talk to Mari, she tried
[] Talk to Kouta, it has been a while
[] Other, please specify

>>31962201
I am working on slowly updating them as I go but it is, again, a slow process to say the least.

>>31962323
>[X] Talk to Mari, she tried

So what's up with you, forgettable NPC who we have collected like a trading card in our adventures?

>>31962323
>[x] Talk to Kouta, it has been a while

>>31962323
>[] Talk to Mari, she tried
Fucking kids.

>>31962323
Bribe with ice cream and demon juice so she can go with them more often?

Rolled 8

>>31962323
>[] Talk to Zweity. You cannot stand being not liked
next time we go on an adventure with Caede you can come along.

>>31962323
[] Talk to Zweity. You cannot stand being not liked

>>31962323
>[] Talk to Mari, she tried
She is a mature, reasonable adult. That means she can use her magic parent powers to make Zweity like us.

>>31962323
>[] Talk to Zweity. You cannot stand being not liked
We can regale her with story's about her progenitor who we were good friends with.

>>31962323
>[] Talk to Mari, she tried

Ask Mari how to make little Yous like You

Then disregard her advice because she's batting 500 on the whole raising kids thing and that's not great outside of baseball

>>31962323
>[x] Talk to Mari, she tried

We need halp talking to a probably absurdly powerful 5-8 year old.

>>31962323
Turn into Little Risa and go on a playdate with Zweity Bitey

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You take a moment to appreciate her butt as it is in the air, then decide that feels creepy so you stop. “Look, next time we go you can come too, okay? I am good at bonding with people while globetrotting and fighting random bad guys. Also morally grey blokes and fellows who might be good but it is all relative anyway.” You say and Mari frowns.

“No, she can’t. It’s too dangerous for her to go out there.” Mari explains.

“She probably has high stats which I can’t see because I keep looking at the pastebin for metaknowledge and the QM has not had any real dive to update!” You explain. It is the e-book all over again.

“She also has a mentality which makes it not safe for her out there.” Mari points out.

“I can keep her safe!” You protest.

Mari holds back a laugh with moderate success. “You can barely keep yourself safe and you regenerate and do something with time. No, Zweity cannot go on an adventure till she is older and that is final.”

You cross your arms stubbornly. “Well, what if I exercise my parental rights! Yeah, I pushed the button and made her come out of the metal magic womb in the crazy hollow land so I say that as her mum I should be able to say what is best.”

“Oh? You were her mom?” Mari asks assuming a similar pose to you. “When did that happen exactly? When you were a rock and I had to teach her how to talk? When she curled into my bed saying she was scared of thunderstorms while you were out, going out on a limb here, getting high? Or was it when you were busy killing and eating random things while laughing like a crazy person and she was helping me cook breakfast by cracking the eggs because she wasn’t ready for the big kid stuff?” He manages to hold her laugh, but keeps her amused tone as she says it.
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Yeah, she out momed you. “Well, okay that-“ You tap your foot. “Fine, good points. Then help me make her like me!” You command. “She doesn’t like me, but I have this pathological need for people to like me or else things happen.” Hey, if you just killed everyone who didn’t like you then everyone would like you. "Yes things like that!" You point out.

“You might just have to wait it out. She is a bit shy and Caede was the one who made her get out of her shell. She can’t really play with kids her ‘age’ since she looks like that, so her only friends were here at the shrine. Of course the weaker shinigami are scared of her because she is an abomination and the captains are too busy so that left Caede to work with her.” Mari explains.

[] Try and make her like you somehow (how?)
[] Talk to Mari more about something (what?)
[] Go find someone else (Who?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>31962825
Ask if getting her sibling would be a good idea for Zweity. Say they weren't out because they were still cooking before things went to shit in Hueco.

>>31962825
>[x] Talk to Mari more about something (what?)
I'm a bit curious, did Jaeger help out with raising Zweity? How so?

Also maybe this right here:

>>31962876

>>31962876
Yeah, looks good. After that, might as well go hunting solo. Do we still get a bead on those artifacts we were supposed to find before going to the creepy island? We're clearly not equipped to deal with this.

>>31962825
>[X] Try and make her like you somehow (how?)

Gifts of sugar and videogames.

Then let's go chat with Kouta.

>>31962825

Lord Quackinton bestowed you a shark vassal.

Play with the squeaky shark with Zweity

>>31962876
Ill support this.

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>>31962876
a sibling run in Hellecu mundo sounds like a fun stealth op

>>31962825
>[] Try and make her like you somehow (how?)

give her your squeaky shark. a fair lass should not be without a squeaky

>>31962876
Things generally exist in a shit state for us. last time we got time off, Jager went evil.

>>31962961
Give the squeaky shark to Zweity!

>>31962825
>[] Talk to Mari more about something (what?)
She might know the secret code to being good with people. I'm not saying we should bite her, but maybe we can borrow some of that.

>>31962825
>>31962961

Hey, that's a pretty good idea. We can say that we're sorry that we didn't tell her about her friends and that we didn't take her feelings into consideration. Then we can ask her if she wants the squeaky shark as a friend. If she protests, we can attempt to impress her with his royal titles and war decorations.

Sister making and shark bribing it is!

Writing now.

>>31963031
Nah, I know. However that was part of us losing a demiplane. We should probably make an apology to Jaeger later, and try to be nicer to Zweity and the cool parts of the Quincy family. Also, let Jager and Sin Fin touch the tails. They have seen some shit.

>>31963235

It's NOT bribing! It's bequeathing her with a studious and learned advisor to Lord Quackington.

After all, was it not a shark which taught us all that friends are not food? And what was the first lesson we taught Zweity? That friends are not food!

>>31962825
>Yeah, she out momed you.

Admittedly it's not that hard to outmom Risa, given how she killed and ate her last kid.

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“Would getting a sibling help her? I mean, that would mean she has someone just like her around.” You say taking a step towards Mari.

“Well, yes but I don’t see how that would work.” Mari explains and you get a smile.

“We’re going to make one.” You say and you see Mari form her quincy bow and point it at you.

“You keep your creepy hollow parts to yourself missy.” She says and you blink confused.

You are stuck with realization and wave your hand. “No, no! In the lab I found her there was another one cooking. Her sister, Das german three or something is her name. I can pop over there, find her sister, then come back in two shakes of a rabbit’s tail.” You explain.

“Yeah, that might be good for her. Have someone around who she can relate to better.” Mari says.

“Right-o then. But first, hey Zweity look!” You explain pulling out your new squeaky shark. “He is Doctor Teeth. War hero of the twenty seventh Vulcan battalion. He stood his ground when the black whistling sheep of Shar’ak 4 brought down the winding slopes of The Hall of Time and had to be reset by the great Bear through the Bear Compromise of May Infinity, Untime.” You explain making it squeak.

She glances over at it, then away, doing her best to look uninterested in what you have to say. “He shall be yours Zweity. While the howling moons of Akorat 4 may bleed forever on the golden poppy flowers of Oz, he shall remain by your side longer!” You explain tucking it under her arm.

“What do you say Zweity?” Mari asks with a sigh.

Zweity is silent for a bit and then adjusts the shark in her arms. “Thank you.” She mutters. You probably gained affection points with her! Who knew your delusions could be so useful?

“Right then, now we must…”

[] Pop open a garganta to the land of endless night
[] Stay here for a bit and talk to someone
[] Other, please specify

>>31963439

Order Doctor Teeth to take good care of Zweity. As he faithfully served you, he shall serve Zweity

>[] Pop open a garganta to the land of endless night

>>31963439
Well, we have Kouta here, we may as well check in with him.

>>31962825
What about the neo scrubs on penis island?

They could be her friends.

By order of their new god.

>>31963568
They probably should get scrubbed down first, what with the whole "island fueled by tentacle rape god" part.

On that note, could we try and force a miracle to make a new species of fish abundant around the island for them to harvest?

>>31963568

>Sending our daughter to the Date Rape island

That island is forever tainted

>>31963439
>[] Pop open a garganta to the land of endless night
Should we tell Jager we're off to make a baby abomination with strange, untested and likely highly dangerous and/or explosive equipment?

>>31963439
>[x] Stay here for a bit and talk to someone

Go find Jaeger, and apologize for being over the line. Perhaps offer her free liberty to touch tails whenever she wants?

>>31963439
> Pop open a garganta to the land of endless night

Probably best to tell Jager we're going, and do it outside of the shrine. No point to let the demons know where our stuff is.

>>31963675
Let's do that first, then poof.

>>31963439
>[x] Stay here for a bit and talk to someone
I'm liking this idea >>31963675

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“So, Kouta, before I go off to perhaps an uncertain fate to parts unknown how is it going with you?” You ask and Kouta shrugs.

“Can’t complain. Been helping the shinigami out with their work here and there and teaching them how to integrate in the real world. The only thing I can really complain about is one of the shinigami is sort of off.” He explains.

“Off how?” You ask.

“I don’t know, just off. That girl the chick in the bikini keeps going after, Natsuki. It is probably nothing it’s just she seems a little off is all. Probably just can’t cope with the real world after everything that went down.” He explains.

“I see. Well, stay in school.” You command and leave.

“It’s summer.” He points out as you go.

You look round for Jager and find her discussing some stuff with that ice coyote girl. You give her a salute and she turns away from you. “What is it Risa, I am really busy.” She says.

Seems she is still sort of angry. “I just wanted to say sorry for pushing?” You wonder looking up. Yeah, okay that sounds legit. “I am going to go to Hueco while cloaked to check up on things but when I come back have free liberty to touch the fluffy tails when you want.” You explain.

She seems irritated but has a small smile. “You can’t just solve everything with letting people touch your tails you know.” She explains.

“Have you seen them? They are so fluffy and soft they suck your hand in when you touch them and feel warm and just, like, amazing. But seriously, you can touch them as you like! Ryoko likes to wrap them around herself and go to sleep and I learned this new cocoon thing I can do which will feel really good.” You promise.

“Well, I will think about it.” She explains leaving.

Right, that out of the way.
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You sonido some distance from your shrine just in case and open the curtain of reality. You step into the world between worlds and feel yourself sweating a little as the intense heat of the hell below sends up washes over you. Even at the sort of far distance you are at you can feel it but it is sort of a sexy sweat so it’s all good. You open up the other side and find yourself in the Palace of Hue Co.

You look around the destroyed halls and feel a pang of hate. How dare they destroy the- “Actually, I did most of this.” You say kicking a pillar laying on the ground. “Yeah, actually it looks like they restored quite a bit of it. Rather nice of them.” You explain.

Well, now you are in the palace. What should you do?
[] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister
[] Try and find Beelzebub, because you want to probably die again!
[] Other, please specify
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>>31964142
>[] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister

Stealth Risa

>>31964142
We're here for the girl, let's get the girl. To Zweity's sister, and the hollow drug stash!

>>31964142
>[x] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister

shapeshift into a cardboard box

Rolled 7

>>31964142
>[] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister
This is probably gonna end spectacularly, shes probably jacked up on evil deamon power by proximity.

>>31964142
>[] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister

>>31964142
To the lab.

Also search for any rap albums Bastidores may have left his progeny.

>>31964218
Bastidores is still releasing his rap albums.

>>31964142
>[] To the laboratory, you need to check out this Zweity sister
We are sneaky. As sneaky as a very sneaky sneaky thing, trained in the art of being sneaky by a particularly sneaky sneaking trainer from Her Majesty's Sneaker Service.

>>31964248
Yeah, and some may be to Zweity and her sister. It'd be nice, at least.

>>31964189
The ultimate disguise.

>>31964248
We should encurage the two of them listen to the latest album that we have. It might have some instructions.

Or they might kill us. Positive either way.

You came here for a reason, and that reason is drugs and a busty sort of hollow chick who can restore your sex drive probably. You start humming your Risa Bond theme and jump from pillar to pillar. You crawl on the ground and make dramatic explosion sound effects with your mouth. You continue on this way until you get to the hall with the door to science.

You touch the heavy door and remember fondly the days you would come in here and rap. You remember his last moments in his caddy with a bitch on his dick and a nine in his hand. You reach into your pants and pull out a forty which you promptly pour out on the ground.

You open the door to the lab and hear music being played, seems he released another album. You are about to walk in when you see a woman walk passed the desk in the nearby corner. She stops as a large rune burns in front of her, then she touches it and it vanishes. You know this woman.

Lilith, she called herself. The crazy/angry wife of Adam who, hey we should hook Sin-Fin and her up! “I know you are there.” She say as she picks up some papers and finds a CD case. “This is the twentieth new CD of his I have found. They just appear and are full of new material, most of it explaining how he is dead and can’t come back now.” She offers.

You are silent, hoping she is talking to the CD but she looks around the room and narrows her gaze. “Come on out, we can talk. If you are handsome enough we can do more than that.” She says.

Do you decloak?
[] Yeah, why not. She made you a body
[] No, for Zweity sister only! Go straight there.
[] No, but you can’t just leave her alone.
[] Other, please specify

>>31964382

>[] Yeah, why not. She made you a body

Offer her some hollow drugs and a fourty

>>31964382
>[] No, but you can’t just leave her alone.

>>31964382
>[x] No, for Zweity sister only! Go straight there.

she knows someone is there, but she does not know its us

>>31964382
Get her to promise not to call Beezlebub down first.

>>31964382
>[] Yeah, why not. She made you a body

Good times, good times. Haven't seen Lilty in forever.

Does that make Sin-fin her sister in law, or niece?

>>31964382
>[] No, for Zweity sister only! Go straight there.
We are on a mission. We can't go off-mission for her, she doesn't have a funny accent or a name based off of blatant sexual innuendo.
Thems the rules.

Looks like making her promise to not call Beelzebub and talking is winning.

Writing now.

>>31964382
Huh. Lilith.

Makes sense for the knew science person here, but I'm a tad ashamed to say I forgot she existed.

Anyway, she doesn't seem to realize it's us. I don't like the idea of decloaking, but pretending to be someone else if we do would be good probably.

>Zweity gets a paste before the plant
Well color me surprised. And then do the coloring again because she's surprisingly tough for a toddler even if she is a magiscience bioweapon thing.

Maybe we can teach her how to Cero gud later on or something because we are totally a good teacher and training arcs are a good idea that will totally happen again.

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“You have to promise not to call Beelzebub.” You say.

She nods. “Sure, as long as you don’t try to kill me I will keep my finger off the button. Not like I was hired to look out for anyone.” She explains.

You lower your cloaking and she nods in greeting. “Been a while Risa.” She offers and her voice sounds like her grinding her heel when she steps on it as a reward.

“Hey there Lilly. Been a while, how have you been? Keeping busy?” You ask and she shrugs.

“End of the world. All the devils and demons want something made, or want me to check something out, or need me to show up and explain how things work in the simplest terms possible. Been busy, busy, busy.” She explains.

“So how did you know I was here?” You ask and she smiles a blood stained smile.

“The former owner of this lab seems to have done some extensive research on you. Your cloaking doesn’t make you invisible you see. Conventional thought would make you think you changed colors or became see through but that simply is not the case. Rather, your power encourages things to not notice you, and you have gotten it strong enough that even reality is encouraged to look away. Nothing can look directly at you, because you encourage them to be suddenly be interested in something else. Anyway, it seems the scientist here didn’t quite trust you so he made something to keep track of you if you were to enter here.” She explains.

“Well, someone was a right bastard.” You grumble.

“He also seems to have developed some method of randomly distributing CDs even after death which is quite troubling. So what brings you?” She asks pouring herself a thick, dark sticky tea.
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“Just popped in to pick up all of the drugs before I consume them. So you are here trying to make all this stuff work? That sounds exhausting.” You note.

“It is. Honestly I had hoped it would be a cute little boy to show up so I could release some stress but.” She sighs and gently strokes your cheek. “Well, we can’t always win the lottery can we?” She asks.

“I thought you said the machine detected me.” You point out.

“Oh, it does. But it also detects other cloaked beings, makes jelly out of fruit and can turn ladybugs into gentleman bugs that scientist of yours really didn’t know when to stop.” She explains.

[] Ask her about something
[] To Zweity sister!
[] Other, please specify
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>>31964888
>Risa's cloaking is Creeper-style stealth
Well that makes the whole thing even more unsettling.

Could we do the thing he does where he focuses it on just his face so that you can never meet his eye and are forced to stare at the ground around him?

>>31964918
>[] Ask her about something
I know we should ask about something, but I haven't realized what it is yet. Thinking thinking thinking...

>>31964966
Or ADHD field. Let's be honest, with Risa, it's probably the ADHD field.

>>31964918
>[] To Zweity sister!
Bastidores was so good at science! that even the science! angel is having trouble with it.

>>31964966
You are encouraging reality to look away from you, not people. Existence itself is being encouraged to not look at the fluffy entity known as Risa which effectively hides you in folds of reality not looking at you. So short answer no.

>>31964918
One day we will experience another gigantic time thing and Bastidores will probably be the thing to pull out of the stream if we can.

>[] Ask her about something
Shadow Form totally makes us transparent or something. How ya explain that one?

Maybe ask if she has an inkling for how to sort out a Loki infestation / how his sneak sneak sneak works? Because powers similar to ours are assholes. They really are.

>>31964918
"Wanna see what his third kid's like?"
Ignore answer, open tube.

>>31964918
>[] To Zweity sister!
I miss Bastidores. He was fun.
We should remember to swipe a few albums before we leave.

>>31964918
>>31965046
>Because powers similar to ours are assholes. They really are.
That actually makes me think of something.

Bastidores surely had measures to deal with our bullshit, so maybe they'll be at least somewhat useful against Loki's fairly similar bullshit!

>>31964918
>But it also detects other cloaked beings
Can it detect a Loki? Because if the knob has a "Norse Douchebag" setting, well then we need to take the machine and stuff it in our pants.

>>31965033
That makes me wonder how other peoples' cloaking works. Same way for Sin-Fin? Something different?

Maybe invite her to girl's night out with Asmodeus sometime?

>>31964918
I kinda want to peel our arm like a banana and ask what she makes of the bone glyphs along with some retarded questions like "Am I going to get as autistic as that angel?" but I dunno if it would just piss her off or not. I also like the idea of small talk / SoL invitations for later like >>31965152 even if she's not likely to accept. Bitch thinks we're a disgusting abomination and has since way back before we even went to Sould Society.

>>31964997
I don't think Lilith is an angel though. She's a people or something.

I wonder if her heart has powerup properties like Adam's does.

>>31965229
Nothing wrong with trying, am I right? Besides, hedonism and sin break sounds like something she'd like, so it may be a good gesture to someone who could otherwise get us killed.

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“Know how Loki’s powers work?” You ask.

“I have my suspicions.” She answers slyly taking a long drink. “But I don’t work for free.”

“Well, that’s fair I guess. I mean, you have to make a living somehow. So how much is a consult?” You ask reaching in your pants for money.

“Hymens ripped from a bled dry virgin, young boys unsullied by life, the soul of martyrs, and fetuses who were to be born under the star of greatness.” She says smoothly. “Those sorts of things are my prices, and I am afraid you are a bit short. Still, if you are interested in doing business I am somewhat neutral. The only think I exist for is to make sure that bitch suffers.”

“Well, fair enough. Say, want to see what the Doc’s third pod person looks like?” You ask and sonido over to the button.

You push it, but nothing happens. You look over the chart and it seems dead, nuts did the third get killed by- holybobah! You feel sharp pain in your side as an energy arrow slams into you. You roll a meter or two and then get onto your feet. Standing there, across the room and holding a shimmering crimson bow, is a dark parody of Zweity. Perfect proportions like her sister, and looks which are fantastic beyond reason, however where Zweity has a level of innocence and pure love you can feel a sort of twisted sadistic desire from this one.

She is wearing piercings on her sides with a ribbon though them so it looks like a corset. She has something similar down her legs. The only thing keeping her decent is a strange black tar like substance stuck to her chest and groin which seems to remind you somewhat of Sin-Fin’s dress. In the air you can smell the sickening stench of sulfur. “So, you met the third.” You point out, partially to yourself.
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>>31965229
Sure, why not. Let's show her the bone glyphs and see what that is all about.

>>31965398
Goddamnit Lilith

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“Yes. She was quite unfinished but with a bit of ingenuity I managed to complete her.” Lilith explains sipping her tea.

“Hey mom, she's cute. She is really cute, can I mess her up a little?” The Third asks sticking out her tongue and showing a piercing.

“Well, that is between you two isn’t it?” Lilith asks.

“Well, I can always kill-“ You start but hear a screeching noise in your brain.

Hold on there skipper, we promised we would bring Zweity her sister and we sort of need this to make her like us. Plus, those corset and leg ribbons are sort of cool so that is a thing. “Wait, but I really want to kill her.” You complain.

Think of how happy Zweity will be when she realizes she has an older tough sister who is a bit bad, but has a secret soft spot in her heart for her younger sibling, doting on her. Think about how she would comfort her if Zweity got her heart broken! “You have been watching those soaps again haven’t you?” You ask as the crimson hissing sulfuric energies gather once more.

Your cable was out for a week and all I got in here was the Spanish channel. What can I say? I got hooked.

Hollow Quest Redux 69 end. Will be around for a little bit for questions, concerns, or comments.

Yes, zweity’s sister is able to join your party

No she did not call Beelzebub
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>>31965398
>“Hymens ripped from a bled dry virgin, young boys unsullied by life, the soul of martyrs, and fetuses who were to be born under the star of greatness.”
We made a Ryouichi does that count?

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Wow, a lot of typos in that last update. Sorry about that.

>>31965439
I feel like getting Dark Zweity on the party would end badly.

Like, Ryouichi tier badly. She seems pretty edgy.

>>31965439

Turns out Lilith is a Risa-tier parent

>>31965476
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>31965436
The third thing or the price thing? She is that sort of person when it comes to the price, and she never said she didn't complete her.

>>31965452
You om nommed his soul and turned it into you so sadly no. But hey, keep at it. We need a science person who is down with crazy.
>>31965476
Nah, she isn't that bad I think but if you don't want her that is anon's call.
>>31965496
You two should hang out more, you have a lot in common

>>31965496
I dunno. Tube3 seems to have turned out better than Ryouichi did.

>>31965476
Yeah, kinda...however, we should at least point out that she has a sister. If she wants to meet, that's fine, but play nice enough to at least not make us eat her for her bow bits. Don't need her in the party so much as just want to point out she's not the only one.

>>31965520
Could we still invite her and her daughter to fun time with Asmodeus? Or are they more...wrathful?

You can not get the quincy parts.

>>31965520
Eh, well, I don't think she has quite as much potential to fuck us over if she does stab us in the back, so let's roll with it.

And yeah, we should hang out with Lilith more.

>>31965562
Her and her daughter? Lilith and Third? Neither are particularly wrathful. Lilith has done some jobs for Asmodeus actually.

>>31965520

We could offer Lillith nubile shinigamis. At least the ones that haven't been ravaged by Ryouichi or Ryoko yet

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>Zweity has 17* go juice and 17* reishi absorption
>Which means she has a combined energy stat equal to Risa
>Third is stronger than Zweity

Just caught the thread, who did you guys push Jager three times?

>No lewdness for 69
I don't know, we've succeeded in making just about everyone close to us angry. Maybe we should plan this out. And we need to look into that shinigami that is 'sort of off'.

>>31965717
We're obsessive is why. And not good at people. We try and make it up to them after at least.

>>31965717
I thought we were 99% sure that Natsuki was a fallen angel already

To be honest, I forgot she was a thing until this thread

We also pleased Lord Quackington and his blessings helped us make some amends with Zweity so not all is lost

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>>31965683
Das Zweite and Der Dritte were literally weapons made from several things which compliment each other well.
>>31965717
Well, we did get Sin-Fin butt.

Oh, that and Loki paranoia.

On Zweity, god damn is she strong. After, we should...fuck, I dunno...should we try teaching her how to use hollow powers too? See how completely crazy she can get?

>>31965779
>Das Zweite and Der Dritte were literally weapons made from several things which compliment each other well.
I don't think I've really truly appreciated just how magnificent the whole letting Fuego continue to antagonize Caim was until just now.

Doc was growing the equivalent of young gods in tubes. Fuckin' hell...

>>31965815
I'm pretty sure the words "Fuck up" were supposed to be in there somewhere, but I'm tired and can't type good right now.

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>>31965815
He grew young gods in tubes just to have sex with them, because he just didn't give a fuck.
>>31965790
Mari would not like that much.

>>31965815
I think you're on to something there anon...
I wonder if Risa is feeling hungry...
I'm joking of courseNo I'm not

>>31965863
Cronus, pls go

>>31965850
Not crazy as in poison crazy. Crazy as in "well, hollows grow their own powers. Zweity has the standard, what would she grow" type.

>>31964918
"So aren't you Sin-Fin's cool older sister?

Also, why are you with Fly Guy? Figured Lust, Envy, and Pride would be more your speed than Gluttony.

>>31965914
She said make the bitch pay. What if she meant Sin Fin?

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>>31965898
Mari does not want Zweity out there fighting. Self defense is fine, but actual offensive training is a bit much.

I am going to go to bed here. Will try to check the thread on foolz or if it is still live for more questions and the like.

Night.

>>31965949
Thanks for running Azure assuming next thread is on the weekend.

>>31965949
Ah, didn't mean that either, since hollows aren't that great at growing that way. More just to feed our own insatiable curiosity. Though we could play the spoon game for her.

Never did get an answer to if we could combine miracles with our power from Hiriko to make new, mundane creatures, by the way. But at any rate, good night, Azure.

Wish I had gotten here in time to vote, you guys didn't outright antagonize everyone you met but none of the choices were good ones, including apologizing to Jager afterword.

>>31966037
Sometimes we fail, but at least this time they know our hollow hole was sorta in the right place.

Wait, who was tube one?

>>31966091
If I remember right it was either broken or dead the first time we came in. I'll go check

>>31966116
Tube one was in the Caddy.

And retarded idea of the night: Bonding with Zweity through D&D, because Risa seems surprisingly competent at it. Or possibly other systems.

>>31966545
She'd want to play with Caede's character.
Caede might tone down her that guyness?

all Loki has to do is fart in our general direction and we'll shit ourselves

>>31966597
New general scrub bonding activity that doesn't involve terrible death and destruction, then? At least in learning how to talk to people?

>>31966986
New general scrub training that involves being eatin by us I mean just look a those stats

>>31967049
We're only one cat though. The more powerful allies we have, the better, right? Keeps our manifold enemy from just tossing waves against us to bury us in their dead easily, because in an attrition fight, we tend to need a chance to get our second wind, new powers or no.

>>31967049
Really though, with the exception of some new skills our stats haven't changed in at least a month, maybe more then a month. We were getin gud really well, but it seems like we've leveled out. I don't think our stats have changed since before we ate that angel.

>>31967133
That may be because we choose other options, though. We choose new abilities over upgrades to preexisting things, because they're so shiny.

we're just being too clingy. our friends need their space and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

what we need is a nice solo adventure and get stronker

eat some divine beings

wasn't there something about relics or something too awhile back?

>>31967241
Honestly I forgot all about relics, we should definitely get hunting. Maybe we can start spreading the good news while we're at it.
As far as solo adventures go though, technically that's exactly what we're doing.
>>31967204
Stat increases for the most part don't come from our votes after a match though. I hope our leveling our of our stats is just because Azure is being lazy.

>>31967365
Ah, but they could. We've had the options to increase durability, or strength in general. We just tend to take what we see as more versatile.

>>31967435
We do have a massive HTH bonus for our tail though.