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HA HA TIME FOR HEROQUEST

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... This outfit fucking sucks.

OM: "How are you doing?"

"Horrible. This skirt is heavy as fuck and why the fuck would they make sleeves this long? They just flop right over my hands."

OM: "You should be grateful, Sparkle. The usual result of a Magical Girl's focus breaking is their death. An outfit change isn't that bad, all things considered."

"It's not just the outfit. That's just the cherry on top of this whole shit cake. I keep cutting the inside of my lips on this stupid fang. Sure it heals fast but it hurts each-OW! Fuck! See!? And I don't even have any of my usual powers!"

OM: "As I said you should still be grateful that you're alive. It could have gone much worse. If they had recruited or killed you we would have suffered a serious blow. Instead we now have a key piece of Rena's plan."

"I know but... It'll just take some getting used to."

And this Focus sucks... I can't feel any of my friends powers...

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>>31983591
>And this Focus sucks... I can't feel any of my friends powers...

I was about to say to cheer up, but damn MVS, that does suck.

Is there anyway to repair your focus?

>>31983591
So your focus gives you a frumpy outfit AND fucks up your read of the other powers?

Go to the hero target range and try shooting some blasts. Maybe you can feel them again once you're used to the interference the broken focus gives.

>>31983631
It's the powers of her dead friends, Anon.

>>31983591
That dress looks good on you Sparklies

>>31983641
yeah. I know.
But the powers were in her all along, not the focus. So if the focus is interrupting it, then she just needs to get used to it.

>>31983591
Any plans on finding or constructing a new Focus? Raindrops been trying for a while...

>>31983591
You've been through worse before. And could probably repair your focus or something later on.

What you need to do is see your alternate self, and see what she meant by Evil Rena now knowing about Ben.
Worst case scenario, you're going to have to deal with an alternate Monster Marauder rampaging through the city.

>>31983591
What does your family think about the change?

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>>31983646
This is true. Hopefully after Sparkle's old focus is repaired Rena will get the Magical Vampire focus and start wearing awesome clothes again.

>>31983591
Wait, does this mean that Ben was able to make a focus?

>>31983713
Nah, its raindrops focus.
Speaking of which, is she okay?

>>31983713
No, Raindrops gave us hers.

>>31983733
I think so, she didn't have it full active mode like Sparkles, it was deteriorating, so non-magical Raindrops doesn't have cancer.

>>31983768
And she kept herself in better shape. Not smoking, not drinking, not eating only cake.

Actually, Sparkle, this is the first time in forever you can actually eat and drink stuff and it won't taste sweet.

>>31983800
Only blood taste something good, like sweet sweet nectar. Everything else will taste like ashes. Remember Rena's panic, NO LASAGNA!

>>31983591
It's sad to lose a memento of your loved ones, but they'd be happy that you're still alive. Your new friends are sure to be happy, too.

Now, on to practical matters. Have you put any thought into dealing with the side effects of vampirism? Like the thirst for blood?

>>31983852
Holy shit, can we not start that again? There are non-garlic lasagna recipes.

You know something, I was wondering has Sparkle and Ben actually gotten married? Did they do it in a church or some other form of religious ceremony or did they do it at the marraige registrar as a civil union?

>>31983856
[x] drink Ben

>>31983591
Cry some more, you baby. You've only dealt with your girlfriend eating your arm and your entire life being a meaningless shell, this must be SOOOO hard on you.

Be thankful you aren't a wet smear and that Rosario still has a mom.

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It's not that it stops my other powers but... I just can't reach them. The Focus is all jacked up. I can't even get my old Sparkle powers.
I've been practicing for a while and all I can do is shit like this.

>Sparkle holds out her hand and creates a solid blade made out of warm blood. Loose droplets of blood drip across her hand but sizzles away when they hit open air.

Blood swords, blood bullets, blood showers. It's like I came straight out of some shitty vampire fanfiction. I'm not much of a swordsman either.

>>31983646
I disagree. Strongly.

>>31983668
Unfortunately that's still a dead end. We need someone who knows the Quantum Language and the only one I can think of is Alternate Rena. She's not one to talk.

>>31983733
Raindrops is fine. She said that she's glad her focus actually came in handy. It shouldn't fully break so long as I don't go full Magical Vampire mode.

>>31983800
I... Whatever.

>>31983691
They're fine with it, for the most part. I think Ben liked my new outfit.

>>31983856
Thanks...

And so far the side effects seem to be not too bad. I can cross water, go into people's homes, eat garlic. As far as I can tell only direct sunlight would really kill me but I'm safe in the dome. Also I can -feel- people's hearts beating. It's distracting.

>>31983686
Apparently Aeon is still working on her. For some reason that girl won't give up her secrets. You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?

>>31983871
Seriously, garlic isn't even that big of a deal in lasanga. If you just have to have some in the sauce, saute some shallot and blend it in. There you have that great herby sweetness.

>>31983912
Alternate you seems to be pretty cool with Rena, maybe see if you can break her with THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

>>31983912
>You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?
They're probably extremely traumatic secrets that are mostly filled with things like being tortured horribly that she doesn't want to relive.
And things she'd be tortured horribly for giving up.
So, what's on the agenda, even? Look for more magic portals?

>>31983912
Sign Ben's autograph book as Magical Vampire Sparklem then try negotiating/interrogating with alternate you, MGNQ Mami-style.

>>31983939
>>31983871
why are you guys starting garlic shit? He clearly said food turned to ash in the mouth. Nothing to do with garlic.

>>31983912
>You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?

Girl, after being Negarena's rapeslave for so long she's probably beyond reasoning. She's gonna need so much therapy.

>>31983912
Well, she's tough, like you. Maybe he's doing it all wrong?

Send Rena in there to talk to her. If her power really is friendship, she could probably win her over with her niceness.

Also, does your father-in-law know the Quantum Language? He's the Monster, after all.

>>31983912
>I disagree. Strongly.
Hay you can ease up a bit. Live a little. You don't always have to be like you've swallowed a crowbar.

>>31983912
What if you took the magic sword thing and cut the link between "broken" and "your focus"?

If it can sever Rena from her density, then it can unfuck your hair doodad.

>>31983912
Well, if she won't talk, the solution is obvious. Send in Rena!

>>31983997
yukari pls

>>31983997
Magic sword is OP

Cut the link between 'Not omnipotent' and 'Self'

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>>31983997
L-let's just find somebody who knows quantum language. If we abuse that sword too much it'll get destroyed or something.

>>31984051
What if we use the sword to un-kill the QB and just have it make a new focus?

>>31984067
no

>>31984067
Why not just cut herself the knowledge of quantum language from "lack of" to "perfect expert in"?

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>>31983707
why does no one post the colored version any more?

>inb4 uranium cancer rod

>>31984067
Congratulations, Evil Rena got his powers.

>>31984067
Let's just use it to find the string leading the QBs corpse and then just reattach that to sparkle.

>>31984115
>Uranium ca-
>>inb4 uranium cancer rod
Fuck you you're no fun.

>>31984123
Didn't Sparkle eat him? I remember something about him and eating.

And no, not the arm thing.

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>>31983958
Do I even want to know what kind of style that would be?

>>31983997
The magic sword? You mean the Shipping Sword that started this whole fucking mess? I think I'll pass until it's seriously needed. Just because Rena can use it without fucking everything up doesn't mean I'm going to risk it.

>>31983990
No, fuck you. This outfit sucks. I can't stand frills.

>>31983975
>>31983954
I suppose that's true. But if she wants to help us so bad then why not just tell us everything? It would make our lives so much simpler.

>>31983944
>>31984010
...
Fine.
=====================================

>Rena enters the interrogation room of Aeon and Madam Hourglass. Standing in the center of it is Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle, frozen in time and with several things floating about her head.
>Aeon looks towards Rena in confusion.

AE: "Number 15. What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to talk to Sparkle over there."

AE: "... Talk to her? Number 15, I respect that you are in the S-Class but understand that if I could not get the information out of her I highly doubt you could. What sort of methods do you have?"

>>31983912
Can you inject blood into someone's body to fix internal injuries? Kind of random, I know, but it'd be a good thing to keep in mind.

>And so far the side effects seem to be not too bad. I can cross water, go into people's homes, eat garlic.
Well, if you can eat normal food, then there's at least one upside to all this.

>As far as I can tell only direct sunlight would really kill me but I'm safe in the dome.
Just in case, I recommend carrying a parasol and/or a hooded cloak with you at all times.

>For some reason that girl won't give up her secrets. You'd think she'd want to tell us everything?
After all she's been through, the poor girl must be terrified. She'll need someone to ease her worries and convince her that it's not all hopeless. This looks like something Rena could do. You might be able to help too, since you're an alternate version of her.

>>31984115
Rena! Use the uranium cancer rod, to give people cancer, super mutant powers, and .01% of curing cancer!

>>31984115
Because the eyes are still weird.
>>31984149
"Mario Kart."

>>31984149
I look like her master.

>>31984148
Maybe the knowledge is floating around inside her already then. She did take all his power, so maybe she got the contract makey part and she just didn't realize it.

>>31984149
>Just because Rena can use it without fucking everything up doesn't mean I'm going to risk it.
Then just have Rena use it for you. C'mon. Let Rena perform open fate surgery on your "I need these to live" bits with a magic sword she stole from a dude in an alley. What's the worst that could happen?

>>31984149
"Mario Kart"

>>31984149
backrubs

>>31984149
>I can't stand frills.

Well, your opinion is wrong.

>>31984149
Oh, we're just going to talk to her. See how she's doing. Maybe get her a meal, or some medicine. I'm not sure.

>>31984149
Friendship, FULL POWER!

>>31984149
"Well, I could talk to her about her feelings. She's got a good heart, but she's too depressed and hopeless to think that helping us would do any good. She needs someone to ease her worries."

>>31984149
Mario Kart.

>>31984174
Nigger, I'd like to see you color something

>>31984174
>>31984149

"Beating her at Mario Kart. Then again. And again. And so on.

>>31984149
"I thought I'd talk to her a little. She's been through a lot."

>>31984206
>>31984188
Isn't she blind?

>>31984229
She is.

>>31984229
Rythm games then.

>>31984149
The method of videogames and friendship?

>>31984229
>>31984206
>>31984188
no beating blind chicks at mario kart, rena.

>>31984149
"Ummm... Mario Cart? Wait, she dosen't have eyes dose she? Friendship?"

>>31984149
Well, she did already try and confide in Rena when she showed up out of the bedroom portal.

If standard interrogation techniques aren't working, there's no reason not to try something that already worked once before.

>>31984261
>Cart
>not Kart
Absolutely disgusting.

>>31984149
Well, have you tried being nice to her? Those crystal thingies don't look very friendly.
Maybe ask her if she'd like some coffee, or something to eat, or whatever. Hey, worked for us before.

It won't hurt to try, won't it?

>>31984149
Hey altSparkles, long time no see!

Um, no, let's try that again...

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>>31984149
>Do I even want to know what kind of style that would be?
Do you?

>>31984149
Lie and say you're a reverse empath. People can see into your honest heart.

>>31984149
"Asking her nicely. Or maybe a hug. I don't think she gets hugs."

>>31984358
>dat Hitachi Wonder Wand, destroyer of clits

>>31984149
Bitch we got the Threepunchman and the Lord of Death to work together.
We got the Spine Ravager to stop ravaging spines.
We got the Monster family as our bestest friends.
Don't make us get all up in your grill with friendship, Aeon.

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>>31984257
Darn...

"Have you tried talking to her? Like, normally. Those spiky things don't look nice."

AE: "They're not meant to be nice... Talking to her won't work. If my techniques did not give her the information I needed then a chat won't."

"Have you tried it though?"

AE: "It won't.."

"Have you tried it?"

AE: "... No."

"Then let me try."

AE: "Hmph. Very well. I will send you into her mindscape. She's too riddled with cancer to let out of the stasis field. Good luck, Number 15."

>He touches Rena's head. The girl blacks out for a moment. When she opens her eyes she's in a completely white space. In the center of it is Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle with massive and fearsome looking crystals floating around her.

MGS?: "I won't... Get out... Get out of my head!"

>She thrashes around wildly but is bound up by a straight jacket.

"Hey."

>She freezes up and trembles.

MGS?: "M-master..? Please! I didn't tell them anything! I swear!"

>>31984149
Total Platonic Domination!

Rolled 5

>>31984444
Oh, no, I'm the other rena. I just came by to say hi. They won't let you out of the time field because of cancer, so I can't get you a pizza or anything, but I figure I can do conversation.

>>31984444
Give her a hug.
Hugs always work.

>>31984444
...I'll do the morally objectionable vote and say that we should act evil. Or as 'evil' as Rena can get.

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>>31984444
YES I AM YOUR MASTER. YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, MAGICAL GIRL SPARKLE.

>>31984444

>>31984481
ask if she has mario cart in here too

>>31984444
"Don't worry, it's just me. The real Rena. I'm just here to talk to you."

>>31984444
violate her personal space
see if you can make her cry without even saying anything

>>31984444
"But you want to, don't you? It's okay, you don't have to be afraid."

>>31984444
Aw shit she's crying.

Rena, get in there and see if she's okay. Hug the fuck out of her, tell her everything's going to be okay, and that she's safe now.
You'll beat NegaRena for her!

>>31984481
Support cause in-character.

>>31984444
"Nah, it's the other Rena. The good one. Sparkle said something about how you wanted her to help you defeat evil me? Man this confusing."

We should probably ask her when the exact point of divergence is.

>>31984444
Ask her why she's so afraid of the other Rena.

>>31984611
I think that's pretty fucking obvious and we should not ask her to tell us how she was tortured.

>>31984563
why would we ask something we already know?

>>31984444
"And what about the others? What's their status?"

If she thinks you're the evil Rena, that should be ambiguous enough to get her to reveal something, and probably wouldn't be too out-of-character. Anything more evil, I don't think our Rena could manage.

>>31984639
We do know that Anti-Hero killed Bridgette, but we don't know if Evil Rena was any different before hand.

The kissing implies that she was.

>>31984444
Oh no I'm the real Rena. I mean the other Rena. I mean, I'm not the othe Rena... if you understand what I mean. Nice to see you... uh... eye to eye... I mean.... yeah.

>>31984656
>The kissing implies that she was.
how
and how would alt sparkle know the exact point of divergence

>>31984690
What was Rena like before Bridgette died?

>>31984702
I dunno, I'm guessing not evil

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"No, no. I'm the other Rena. The good one. I just came by to say hi and stuff. They won't let you out of the stasis field cause of cancer so we can't play games or anything but... Figured I'd just come in and talk."

>She gives a deep sigh of relief as her entire body relaxes.

MGS?: "Okay... Okay... That's good... I... I've just been waiting for her to break in and take me back. I can't tell how much time has passed in here."

"You're expecting her?"

MGS?: "Not now. She's not ready... She's busy..."

"Doing what?"

MGS?: "Preparing to invade. She wants to make sure she's fully ready... She didn't anticipate you'd have Ben on your side. Even -she- isn't foolish enough to take him on without a plan..."

"Wait, so Ben is strong enough?"

MGS?: "Not quite... But he poses a serious threat. He could easily weaken her to the point where anyone could finish her off so she's getting something ready."

"What?"

MGS?: "I don't know what. Our connection was broken before I could find out..."

>>31984702
The kissing doesn't actually imply anything about her before Bridgette died though, strictly speaking.

We do know she probably actually had powers at some point previous to that, but even that isn't certain.

>>31984732
"Well how did she beat him in your universe?"

>>31984732
You have to help us sparkle. We can and will win. We're the main character, not her

>>31984732
Tell her she is in a JR fanfic.

>>31984785
Are we really the main character? I thought Queen of the World was.

>>31984732
Give her a hug.

>>31984732
I suppose we should ask her what other heroes/villains she has under her control. What kind of preparations has she made for the invasion.

>>31984732
Well, that's not good. We had better prepare some surprises of our own, then, shouldn't we?
Sorry about all of this, by the way. The other S ranks are kind of harsh.

Anything we can do for you on the real world to make things easier, once this is all said and done? Win or lose?

>>31984732
"Well, you guys beat him over on your side so she's probably already got something worked out anyway."

Rolled 2

>>31984732
Why are you telling Rena this?

Are you trying to play her for a fool?

>>31984801
QoTW is the main character of a jem and the holograms style adventure show, yes, but not hero quest.

>>31984732
How does she know that? Is she spying on you?
And how did she deal with Ben in your universe? Or the rest of the Monster family?
Who/what else does she have on her side? What's she capable of doing?

And what can we do to help altSparks?

>>31984797
Did we make JR revise canon or write a happy ending?

>>31984780
I'm guessing there were some busted eggs involved.

>>31984837
No. And really, we should force JR to write a harem ending.

>>31984837
We asked, she said she couldn't do it.

>>31984732
Do we know what her goal is?

What powers has she collected? We know she's got super speed, what about things like telekinesis? Illusions? Mind control? Teleportation?

What's the status on her dimensional travel research? Has she broken into any dimensions besides ours?

Is anyone else fighting on her side?

Also, how does she know about Ben? How was she watching you?

>>31984837
She can't change the future, only write down what she sees.
She's got prophetic powers, not fate-bending ones.

>>31984875
It's all but confirmed that she can create alter reality with her fanfiction like Haruhi Suzumiya.

>>31984889
Nope, not create. Only see what's going on in them.

>>31984898

Perhaps we can corroborate what altSparkle says with JR's fics, and see if she really has prophetic powers? If this is true, we might be able to see what altRena has planned so far.

>>31984732
are lord death, three-punch-man, Ben, MM+++ + monster, madam hourglass and void all dead/working for NegaRena?

any big-shots ive missed?

>>31984732
Why is she so talkative? How come she wouldn't tell Aeon anything?

>>31984987
Cuz Aeon's a dick.

>>31984953
Not a bad idea. We should try it out, at least.

>>31984955
caffornicator
she literally moves at the speed of light. she's by far the most dangerous in terms of potential

>>31984987
Because it's Rena. We're either her mistress, who she can tell anything, or her best chance at beating her mistress, so she wants to tell us everything. Spilling the beans is a win-win

Rena is obviously going to have a connection to Negarena because both are renas.

Negarena knows how to make focuses.

Therefore, Rena should have a fairly easy time of using the shipping sword to rewire the focus knowledge into herself.

Ta-da!

>>31984898
She's the scribe, not the author. Basically.

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"Well how did she beat him in your universe?"

MGS?: "She didn't. He's still out there, somewhere. We were quite lucky that no one in his family contacted him..."

"So you never got with him?"

MGS?: "No..."

"That... Hmm. Well, how does she even know about him? Was she spying on us?"

MGS?: "It was my Focus. She could hear everything I could hear and even see things with it's eyes. When it broke she couldn't do that anymore..."

>Rena eyes the one on her head right now. She doesn't have one in the real world so she can only assume that it's fake.

"What kind of powers does she have right now?"

MGS?: "A lot. She has extreme speed, strength, instant death, power stealing, teleportation, ice magic, fire magic, she can change into certain monsters. That's just what I was able to see before I fought her myself. Since then the city fully sealed itself off but she's still very powerful."

"So why is she trying to break into our dimension?"

MGS?: "Like I said the dome in mine is fully sealed. A few S-Class Heroes and Villains gave up themselves to seal the dome against her. She's hoping that by stealing more powers from here that she'll be able to break through it."

"Why?"

MGS?: "Hmm?"

"Why do all this? It's kinda... Evil."

MGS?: "I don't know. Revenge? I asked her the same question. "

"Is there anyone working for her right now?"

MGS?: "No one. It was just me."

"Alright. Thanks again for answering all of these. And uh... Sorry about how you're being treated. Some of the S-Class are kinda..."

MGS?: "I know. I have the same people in my dimension. Or at least I did. They're... Not all nice."

"Is that why you're not telling Aeon anything?"

MGS?: "He... He won't let me hide anything. I don't want him to know everything I've done. If I let him into my mind at all he'll take everything."

>>31985058
wow.
thats just... wow.

>>31985058
What will you do if I make you a vampire cause cancer?

>>31985058
after what you did to our sparkle i dont know if you'll be granted asylum here, regardless of the negarena situation

>>31985058
HUGS!

>>31985058
Give her a hug.

>>31985058
Revenge for what?

Okay, we need to get our Sparkle to turn altSparkle into a vampire so she can survive without a focus. That's how Evil Rena's controlling her.
We also need to tell Aeon to knock it off, we guarantee her privacy of thought if she fights alongside us.

Rolled 2

>>31985058
Wanna become a vampire?

>>31985058
Well if you can, you can give it to me, not everything if you don't feel comfortable just stuff I may need to know

>>31985058
give her a damn hug, the is MGS if everything went even more to shit.

>>31985058
I'm not sure we can trust her while she's wearing the symbol of her enemy and restrained in a straightjacket.

Ask her to tell you about what she's been through, at least what she's willing to say. She can cry on your shoulder.

>>31985058
is there a method that we can use to break into your dimension? i want to get two bens to curbstomp her. just say she wants to outlaw mahou shoujo.

is there any kind of, i dunno, dimensional backlash from having two of the same person in the same reality?

>>31985178
I dunno, the other Ben might still be a rampaging monster...

>>31985058
Tactical hug action!

>>31985186
especially with his family dead. dont think he's comeing back from insanity any time soon

>>31985058
are we allowed to give her a mind hug?
Also, you still have a focus on in here. Does that mean she sees what you think too? That must suck.

>>31985058
Hugifications!

>>31985058
Ask her if she wants a hug. Don't just hug her without asking; that might bring up unpleasant memories.

>>31985228
I wonder if Evil Rena is attempting to charm Ben with the promise of magical girls which she can totally make after all.

>>31985186
dangle some figma in front of him and lead him into a portal, wait for him to lay some smackdown and jump in before he dies

>>31985290
>Evil Rena becomes a magical girl to seduce Ben

So, evil rena has no idea we got three punch man and lord death together.
She's spending so many resources dealing with ben.
Ben+threepunch+lord death is going to be hilarious.

>>31985307
>Evil Rena turns Ben into a magical girl
and then seduces him

>>31985290
She can MAKE magical girls. She knows the Quantum Language.
AltBen can have all the magical girls he wants if he joins her.

>>31985307
It results into eggnancy.

>>31985058
Has she ever been known to run from a fight before? If so, that might give us some clue as to a weakness.

What was on the other side of the dome when it was sealed?

>>31985058
>MGS?: "Like I said the dome in mine is fully sealed. A few S-Class Heroes and Villains gave up themselves to seal the dome against her. She's hoping that by stealing more powers from here that she'll be able to break through it."
So... what if she creates an inconspicuous portal to our world, then makes a portal back outside the dome?

>>31985347
>Evil Rena's egg child

I wonder what that would look like...

>>31985345
WHAT IF, she DOESN'T know the Quantum Language? Just like this rena, it died out long before she got to power.

>>31985320
>evilrena attacks normal rena
>normal rena challenges her to a mario kart race
>she refuses
>proceeds to get her shit completely slapped by the combination of lord death, 3punchman and ben
>all she had to do was not be such a crazy shit and just play mario kart.

>>31985058
One more question, for our Sparkle's sake: How did your Rena learn the Quantum Language?

>Ben gave Negarena more trouble than Lord Death
Does this trouble anyone else? If Sparkle wasn't his waifu, dude would be a massive problem.

>>31985058
Oh shit ask her how EvilRena learned the Quantum Language!

>>31985434
Maybe he's so tough because Evil Rena disfigured his waifu.

>>31985444
>evil rena damages waifu
>MY WAIFU
>rampage never ends

>>31985390
Cute and cuddly as a button.
Never stops crying.

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"Well... If you want you can help us out. We'll make you into a cool vampire or something and then we can beat Evil Rena together! You can tell us how she learned the Quantum Language and we'll make you and Sparkle all powerful again!"

MGS?: "Heh. First of all I don't have any idea how she found it out. Second, you really think they'll let me out of here? No. I sure as hell wouldn't. They'll probably keep me in here til Aeon gets what he wants. He always does. Then they'll stick me in jail."

"But... You're not bad. I'm sure you'll help us. Right?"

MGS?: "Even if I can convince you there's no way to tell I won't just betray you later. I... I've already proven I can't be trusted. I... Fuck... I was so fucking weak..."

>Rena goes and hugs Magical Girl Sparkle(?). The girl gasps loudly and flinches making Rena back off.

"I... Sorry about that. People usually like hugs."

MGS?: "It... It's not your fault..."

"... Thanks again for all the info. I'm not gonna let that guy take anything from you, though. I can at least promise that."

MGS?: "Thank you... One more thing... She's still got a weakness for Bridgette. She won't kill her outright if she can help it. But don't let you think that she's safe. There are ways to capture people that it would be better off if they died... Good luck."

>Rena steps out of the mindscape. Aeon is waiting for her outside.

AE: "Well? What did you learn? Tell me."

>>31985444
MGS? does not recognize Ben as husbando.

>>31985434
Even without MGS "our" Ben still got his family keeping him in check. And it worked. Well, somewhat.

>>31985463
>Rena goes and hugs Magical Girl Sparkle(?). The girl gasps loudly and flinches making Rena back off.

Fuck. The sexual abuse.

>>31985463
Read JR's fanfic dumbass.

>>31985463
We learned Rena's powers, but not her plan.
So that's good, I guess.

>>31985463
Oh, not much, we just had a conversation.
Did you know she still totally hasn't beaten her world's ben?

>>31985463
"Only if you stop trying to probe her mind. It's not helping."

>>31985463
Not much, honestly. Tell him everything you found out, and especially tell him that Sparkle won't let him into her mind because she's ashamed of what she's done and will never let anyone know. If he wants more information he'll have to go in and ask normally.

>>31985463
I learned that you need to back the fuck off before you mentally break her, Aeon.

I've got a general idea of Negarena's plans and her goals.

>>31985463
Rena don't leave, MVS inbounds, be there to mediate the meeting.

>>31985463
Tell him the stuff we just learned if he promises to stop being a knob for a minute.

>>31985514
That gives me an idea. Ask if he knows any psychic therapists. This Sparkle is heavily damaged; there's not much we can do in the short time before EvilRena gets here, but if anyone can help her state of mind she might be of more use.

>>31985463
Give him the rundown.

>>31985500
Supporting this plan, we need more detail on what resources she's bringing against us.

>>31985463
Alright, we found out that NegaRena knows how to make focuses that also serve as spying tools, her powers, the fact that she might attack this place soon enough in order to get to her Sparkle, that she hasn't dealt with Ben in her timeline, and that you need to stop probing her too hard.

Rena, time to gather the S class, you've got an HQ to protect. Also, grab JR's fanfiction and read through it in order to maybe get a glimpse of what NegaRena's planning.

>>31985463
If there is ONE thing that Rena has proven time and again it's that no one is beyond redemption.

Getting down to business, just what the hell is that dome made out of? It's holding off monsters that even Saitama would have a hard time with, and when "sealed" it can apparently hold off anything.

>>31985463
Learned a good outline. Now let's go read that fanfiction

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>Rena explains everything that she learned while she was speaking to Alternate Magical Girl Sparkle. She also explains that Aeon is being a huge jerk to her and he should ease up on trying to break into her mind and get her some actual help. The girl needs to see someone.

AE: "My methods are the best there are. I have never failed."

"Yeah, well you're failing now. She won't let you in and there's just some things she doesn't want you to know. So ease up, alright?"

AE: "... Very well."

"Good."

>Rena calls Jade Revolver and asks her to meet her at the Hero Association with her fanfics. The girl is there in an instant.

JR: "Ohmygosh I can't believe you wanna read my works! Which one do you wanna start with? I got the one with you and Bridgette. Oh, I just finished the Spine Ravager one... Or maybe-"

"Actually I was wondering if you had that one where I was all evil and stuff."

JR: "Oh man, I do!"

>She pulls out a massive stack of paper.

...
I ain't reading all that.

>>31985742
oh christ.

>>31985742
Get coffee girl to read it! She's super fast so she's gotta be good at reading, right?

>>31985742
Get a speedreader.

Velocityraptor, I'm so sorry. You'll just have to take one for the team. We'll buy you some bleach for your brain with our stacks of money.

>>31985742
Tell her to give you the cliffs notes.

>>31985742
She has printouts? I kind of thought we'd be reading it online.

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>>31985742
"Give me TL;DR."

>>31985742
Tell us about the Spine Ravager one!
How did Rena stop him Ravaging Spines?

>>31985742
have velociraptor read it
caffo is too good for menial tasks like this

>>31985742
Force the Plague Doctor to read some of them, or have JR read some of them over the intercom to him. He shall pay for hurting civilians!

>>31985742
READ IT, ITS IMPORTANT!

Next 10 threads is solely about this fanfic.

>>31985742
Young lady you WILL do your homework.

>>31985742
Go get the shipping sword and use it to separate the useful stuff from the meaningless shit in that fanfic monolith.

What could go wrong?

>>31985742
Okay, how good is Robomaid with fast reading and data mining?

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>>31985780
>getting caffo to read lewds
>getting her ever more frustrated

>>31985742
Get a commission of Robomaid, the speed raptor, and Caffine girl.

Divide the work and see any patterns from Rena's actions and now

>>31985742
you have the entire plot memorised, yes? what is the secret weakness to evil rena? is the knuckle of her left pinky vulnerable?

>>31985780
>>31985786
>>31985813
>>31985829
its all memorised by JR

>>31985817
You know, the last time we spend episode of a quest reading fictional porn actually wasn't all that bad...

>>31985821
Do it, Rena.

>>31985742
okay, let's skip ahead to the part where she sends the magical girl sparkle to the other dimension, and the magical girl sparkle gets captured.

What happens there?

>>31985742
Make Caffornicator read it. She can read super fast and junk, can't she?

>>31985857
This is a darkfic, Great Villain Rena Quest go!

>>31985742
Ask JR to dramatically read it out in front of the whole association.

>>31985821
The shipping sword doesn't do things like that.
It separates the ties between things.

>>31985742
Have aeon read it with you.

>>31985742
Wow. That's a...

>captcha: substantive sprictn
Thanks, captcha. Yes, that's definitely a substantive sprict.

Are there any chapters written from the evil Rena's perspective? That's the most likely place to find some clues to her motives or thought processes.

>>31985742
You're reading that and the Bridgette one.

In fact, can we have Bridgette narrate the Bridgette one?

>>31985742
Jade, you're our friend and we love you very much, but fuck reading all that.

Just tell us everything about NegaRena - what are her powers, what's she currently planning...

>>31985742
Ask her to give you the parts that aren't sex scenes.

skip to the end

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>>31985976
>our collective face when she pulls out 3 papers out of the whole pile and hands them to Rena

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"Can you... Give me the cliffnotes version of that?"

JR: "Okay! Well, like I said you fought Monster Maestro but after that fight you went to her house, right? So you ate her food and then you totally fell head over heels for her! You joined the Villains side and fought with her! BUT THEN! Anti-Hero fought the two of you and kill Bridgette! I know! So! In revenge you killed Anti-Hero but not before really giving it to her and stealing her demonic powers with your Aura of Normality and a funky sword you stole from a Hero. Magical Girl Sparkle didn't appreciate that very much so she came by to give you a stern talking to. You decided to beat the crap outta her too cause you didn't like how Heroes were able to just kill but Villains couldn't or something like that. The two of you fought but you were able to beat her with the demon and ripped out her eye! Then you decided to keep her alive as your love slave! So to do that you made a Focus!"

"How... How did I do that?"

JR: "By using the quantum language. Duh."

"How did I learn that?"

JR: "From a book, obviously."

"What book?"

JR: "The one that you stole from Magical Girl Sparkle."

"WHAT WAS THE BOOK CALLED!?"

JR: "!!! O-On Daemons... It was a book that Magical Girl Rose had written but it was all in code... But it was similar to the code they used in Super Detective Robot so... You broke it."

>>31985976
Rena, do not listen to this man. The sex scenes might be important.

No really. Sex is character development, don't cha know.

>>31986018
Let's get that fucking book.

>>31986018
Hug Jade because holy shit I think she just did something beautiful.

Then run to go get that book.

>>31986018
BOOK GET!
Also, prepare for demon purging AGAIN.

>>31986018
Hey I remember that book. That book is totally a thing. Rena doesn't know it is, but we do.

>>31986010
>"Oh no wait, that last sheet is part of a sex scene too."

>>31986018
Ask if there are any updates further than that.

>>31986018
Oh, so it's Anti-Hero's demon fucking everything up for everyone. Again.
Let's just get Bridgette to summon it so we can murderise it.

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>>31986018
Oh god, brace for fucking despair folks, Rose incoming.

>>31986024
>Sex is character development
I can think of exactly two instances where that was the case. One happens to be Quest as well.

>>31986072
Good thing we're headvoices Rena listens to and not actually her thoughts so we can tell her about said book

>>31986018
>Super Detective Robot
Wut? Get this too, whatever this is.

>>31986078
That already happened.

>>31986018
Okay, we need to grab that book.
Go with Jade, she can tell you more about what's Evil Rena doing right now, her powers and stuff while you go grab that book.

>>31986018
To the book! Bring Jade along too, because she's hilarious.

>>31986104
No, alt!Anti-Hero's demon. Summon that one and kill it.

>>31986018
Tell Sparkle about this. It's her girlfriend's book, so she'll know what to do.

>>31986018
No better idea.

RENA KICK US OUT, SEND OUR VOICES TO SPARKLE!

>>31986131
You can't kill demons, they just come back.
The fire guy anti-hero vaporized was a-okay, he was just bugging rider to avenge him cause hes an ass.

>>31986081
Aw shit. This is going to be horrible, isn't it.

>>31986153
Okay buddy, I'm not sure what you're on, but you need to get off it.
When Bridgette pulled the demon out of OUT Anti-Hero, it STAYED out.
So we do the same thing to Alt!Rena.

>>31986078
Wait, altRena digged out Sparkle's eye, not altAnti-Hero's. How's the demon fucking things up?

>>31986202
OUR*
OUR Anti-Hero.

>>31986238
>In revenge you killed Anti-Hero but not before really giving it to her and stealing her demonic powers
>stealing her demonic powers
dude cmon

NegaRena: Fufufufufu! This entire quest is such an amusing dream MGS?! Did you really dream up such a fantastical fantasy? Enough of these phantoms of people long dead, it is time to wake up, my dear~, for your morning "training"~

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"Jade, come with me. Keep telling me the story."

>Rena rushes off to go find Magical Vampire Sparkle. As they go along Jade tells her more of the story including how after Sparkle was turned into her love slave that Cynthia tried to fight her in revenge. It wasn't even a tough fight. Though Rena hesitated slightly when she had to kill her lover's sister she knew that the girl wouldn't stop til one of them was dead.

"Wow... Okay, wait out here."

>She goes inside the S-Class room and sees Magical Vampire Sparkle talking to the other S-Class Heroes.

MVS: "Rena?"

"Sparkle! Do you have a book with some weird letters on it that Rose had?"

MVS: "I do... Why?"

"I need it! Quick!"

MVS: "Rena, we're..."

"This is super serious!"

MVS: "... Fine. Give me a second."

>She returns a moment later with the book.

MVS: "Here it is. I can barely read the damn thing though so good luck. Why is this important?"

"Cause I think that the Quantum Language is in here..."

>Rena explains again about Jade Revolver. Sparkle says she knew that the girl was important somehow.
>Rena examines the book.

Hey... This -is- similar to the code in Super Detective Robo!
I... Well I can't really read it but if I was given some time... Yeah, I can totally break this code. It's just gonna take forever. I don't think that fan translator ever got finished either.

>>31986202
Great, then all we have to deal with is the super speed, strength, multiple forms of magic, transformation, and summons.

The demon may have started it, but it's the LEAST of our problems now.

>>31986321

"JR, does your fic list the code? Or a description of the codewords?"

Rolled 20

>>31986321
Rolling for translating competence.

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>>31986352
Hopefully this roll is accepted because hot damn.

>>31986321
Get Ben to read it.

>>31986352
wat
This isnt the rena I know

>>31986352
Bow down and suckem.

>>31986348
>making her weaker won't help us at all
She won't be powerless, yeah, but it's still an advantage.

>>31986321
Hey JR.
Do you know any really big super detective robo fans?

>>31986321
Who do we know that can do things superfast?
HA HA TIME FOR CAFFORNICATOR!
>>31986352
wow okay
>>31986348
The demon is her motivation. Rip it out of her skull and she'll probably just cry a lot. That's what AH did.

>>31986352
PRAISE BE TO THE DICE GODS

In seriousness, see if Cosplay Lass can make heads or tails of it.

>>31986321
Tell Prince how to decipher the code because, no offense or anything, he is WAY smarter then you. Once he knows what code was used to encrypt it, it should be easy to decipher it.

Or if Prince is being a tool again, have Robomaid do it.

>>31986377
>Do you know any really big super detective robo fans?
Perhaps Cosplay Lass? She's big on canon stuff.

>>31986321
Couldn't Robomaid decode it? Or Ben?
Or Jade knows the translation, or where to find it?

>>31986352
MOTHERFUCKER

>>31986321
Find a Super Detective Robo fan.

>>31986018
Does either association have any other Super Detective Robot fans who can help?

>>31986321
Ask Aeon to put you in a time chamber like "place".

>>31986348
It still did some damage to AH when it happened. hitting her with a de-demoning when Ben rushes her could be the extra oomph we need.

>>31986429
hyperbolic time chamber go
next stop, namek

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>>31986352
I don't even... Rena is good at the weirdest shit.

>>31986469
Rena the Rock. Expert Marksman, Driver, Translator, and Friend.

>>31986469
>renas abilitys are generally being competant at all kinds of random bullshit that normally has absolutely no reason to be relevant other then from time to time.

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>>31986352
Waaaaaait....
This is the code they used in Super Robot Detective ShinKAI. That one is way easier to read. Let's see...

>Rena reads the book and finds a bunch of info on Daemons. She skips it all and goes ahead to the Quantum Language. It says that anyone can make a Focus. After making the first one it becomes extremely easy to make them. You can even teach others to do so.
>In order to make a focus for the first time, however, you must be willing to sacrifice something very dear to you as a cost for this power. After that you must create a Quantum Beast that is bound to you. That Beast can then create an infinite amount of Focuses by making contracts. The owner of the Beast may change the contract however they wish.
>Rose says that the only thing she can think of that is dear to her is Sparkle and she would be damned if she were to sacrifice her just so she could keep her power for a little longer.

Uhm....

>>31986352
Wow I guess we don't have to go get cosplay lass or anything.

>>31986491
And house cleaner.

She only had to sacrifice her cooking skills and any and all romance in her future to minmax random skills this hard.

>>31986533
Rena, sacrifice lasagna

It's close enough to fit in the loophole without losing any of your friends.

>>31986533

Ask JR: "JR, who did Dark Sparkle sacrifice?"

>>31986533
Would selling your copy of Mario Cart count as a sacrifice?

>>31986533
Fucking Magical Girl contracts.

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>>31986533
Kitty...

I guess we'll have to...

>>31986533
What dose Rena love love? Mario Kart? Lasanga? Being a hero?

>>31986533
Rena... I'm sorry but. You'll have to give up lasagna. Forever.

>>31986533
Use the sword to kill your love for lasagna.

That will give you more power than anyone could possibly imagine.

RIP lasagna-kun

>>31986555
>>31986560
Do these Rena.

>>31986533
...Oh motherfucker, we'd have to give up kitty! Or Bridgette! Either way, that's terrible. Maybe we should ask altSparkle to do it since she has practically nothing left, so her sacrifice would be small?

>>31986533
Can we sacrifice the houseplant? If we can't, we might have to give up lasagna...

>>31986568
>i bet evilrena accidently'd Bridgette
Are you retarded or even reading the Quest? It was said like tree time that was Anti-Hero who killed Bridgette, one of these was even in this thread.

Rolled 19

>>31986533
sacrifice us, the voices rena

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>>31986533
Alright Rena, take stock of the things you care about for us.

We'll see if any of them are worth giving up for the greater good.

>>31986596
sorry must have missed it.

>>31986533
Well Rena, I think it's time for one last Bridgett-cooked plate of lasagna before you sacrifice it forever.

>>31986533
Hmm. Explain to sparkle what the deal is.
And then wonder what the heck is a good enough sacrifice, and if you should do that.

>>31986602
I, can that actually work?

>>31986533
Jeez.
Welp, let's brainstorm with people.

Oh, wait. We still have that cheating sword. It can make connections as well as cut them.

Sacrifice something intangible like a relationship or whatever and use the sword to get it back.

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>>31986533
"...the only thing she can think of that is dear to her is Sparkle"

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So, Kitty's going to end up as a Quantum Beast.

>>31986533
We could give up plant.
But we're not going to.

The optimal solution is to have robomaid make the sacrifice, and use her behavior controls to make some valueless object her MOST CARED FOR POSESSION.

>>31986646
Can't we just cut the contracts connection to sacrifice?

>>31986652
Well, we've come full circle then.

>>31986533
Alright, fill the other heroes on what we found out and let's brainstorm this.

Give the book back to Sparkle as well.

>>31986533
Tell the other heroes. No one would hold it against you if you didn't go through with it.

>>31986533
Well this brings up an interesting thing to consider:

Who made the Quantum Bunny?

Rolled 5

>>31986622
We're precious to Rena, and we helped her became a hero,

It might?

>>31986663
That's still taking away the thing she loves most. Even if you changed it back, it's still a heartless thing to do.

>>31986681
Rena could always use the sword to get us back.

>>31986533
Oh god, Kitty! How cruel!

Tell Sparkle.

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>>31986646
Speaking of the cheating sword, you should use it to make yourself fall in love with bridgette, just to see what it's like. But be sure to do it before larro takes it away because it's so OP.

So once we do this we can make future contracts asshole free, right?

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>>31986533
Why don't we just use the shipping sword to forge a relationship with a can of anchovies or something and then just sacrifice that?

Rolled 1

>>31986533
Sacrifice our friendship with Bridgette

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I don't want to give up anything I care about!

>She reads the book again. All it says is that she needs to have the book nearby and kill something she cares dearly about. So she assumes it has to be alive or something.
>Sparkle asks what's wrong. As Rena explains what the book is capable of the room goes silent. It seems that everyone is thinking about the things they care about and none of them seem terribly willing to give them up.

>>31986721
Rena's contract would probably require the magical girl to uphold Friendship or whatever to keep their powers.

>>31986741
faggot no.