"Oh my," Luciana gasps. "Marianne, does this kind of thing happen often during dinner here?"
"Not particularly," Marianne sighs. "It's a rare occasion that I even have dinner with other people, and even rarer that I do so with Sir Vincent and his family."
"A royal dinner that breaks out into an impromptu eating contest... something like this would be unheard of back home," she giggles.

Luciana then turns to Emilio, who seems kind of overwhelmed by all of this.

"It's a far cry from our family dinners, isn't it?" Luciana giggles.
"Yeah, definitely," Emilio replies with a nervous laugh. "Father would never allow this kind of rowdiness."
"You guys aren't used to stuff like eating contests?" you ask.
"Not during a royal dinner, no," Emilio replies. "There was one time when Giancarlo showed up with a cart of eggs and bet Alberto that he could eat more than him, but that was during their own free time."

That's kind of an odd bet to make.

>[1/?]

>>32007460

"It sure is nice and lively here though," Karel says. "Sure as hell can't call this place boring."
"You can say that again," Emilio replies. "And at least they didn't try and challenge -me- to an eating contest..."
"Hm?" A sly grin forms on Karel's face. "What, you scared or something?"
"There's no way I could keep up with those two," he says, rolling his eyes at her. "Rana's a dragon and Sir Vincent is just huge."
"If you really want to, I'd be willing to take you on," she nudges him with her elbow. "I'm just a normal human -and- I'm pretty sure I'm smaller than you to boot... so what do you say?"
"No thanks, I'm not really interested in gorging myself on meat."

Karel's response is cut off by a loud coughing fit coming from the seat next to hers.

"Whoa, are you alright!?" Reya asks as he pats Racquel on the back.
"Y- yes, I'm fine," Racquel replies in between coughs. "Thanks."
"You need some water?"
"No," she shakes her head. "I just got a bit overstimulated, that's all," she says, glancing towards Emilio with an EXTREMELY creepy smile on her face.

>[2/3]

>>32007485
>"No thanks, I'm not really interested in gorging myself on meat."

>Karel's response is cut off by a loud coughing fit coming from the seat next to hers.
Honestly, this girl.

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>>32007485

I swear to god.

>>32007485
>[3/3]

Taking that as your cue to stop paying attention to anything that's going on at that end of the table, you turn to Luciana.

"...so, who do you think will win?" you ask.
"The eating contest, you mean?" Luciana replies. "Er, I suppose I'd have to go with Rana?" she says, shrugging. "I mean, she's a dragon after all and you mentioned that she was even able to eat more than Nicolette..."
"I dunno, I think that Sir Vincent will win this."
"Oh?" she cranes her neck. "On what grounds?"
"Nothing specific, it's just a gut feeling," you reply.
"Hmm... what about you, Marianne?"
"Leave me out of this," Marianne sighs. "This entire thing is stupid."
"Boo, you're no fun!" Luciana sticks her tongue out at her friend. "So I guess it's just you and me then, Reinhold."
"Hm?"
"Since we have differing opinions about how this contest will turn out, how about we have a little wager?"


>what shall be the terms of your bet?

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>>32007485
This girl, my gods.

>>32007485
fucking racquel
also
>vince is 6'4"
>i'm 6'4"
>can't punch out bears
>can't out eat dragons
feels bad man. and i've even won eating contests

>>32007589
The right for a kiss anytime.

>>32007589
ask her what she had in mind

>>32007631
>sylvie tries to get in on the action

freakishly early tonight aren't you arch

>>32007589
>>32007631
Yeah, you get one kiss at the time you decide. I like it.

>>32007589

Ask Marianne.

I'm sure Marianne would have good suggestions how to make us regret losing and possibly torturing us. We just got to say we have to do it no matter what like any bet.

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>>32007589
This >>32007639

>>32007612
Punching out a bear is all about confidence, if you are confident in the punching of the bear it will be knocked out.

>>32007485
Racquel is just flat out the best thing.

>>32007740
yes let Marianne decide
if she flakes on us then Karel

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>>32007779
see the only other thing people tell me is all about confidence is picking up and dating women. and when you combine that and the erotic dancing gif you posted i'm tempted to go hit on a bear

>>32007485
Should have been
"No thanks, I'm not really interested in choking on meat for your entertainment."

>>32007589
>>32007631
>>32007731
this is not a bad bet.

>>32007589
>>32007639
This

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>>32007888
Then good luck to you my friend, I hope you have the confidence to complete your task.

>>32007589
>>32007740
>Ask Marianne.
This.

>>32007916
it is a terrible bet

far better to ask what she has in mind, she clearly already knows what she wants

>writing

>>32007639
this

>>32007916
>flirting with Luciana
>in front of Angelique

It's like you want to get murdered before dessert can arrive

ask Luciana especially since the odds are good she'd want something a touch lewder than just the one kiss

>>32008202
You know what. She can get pissed all she wants. It's none of her business who Rien picks anyways.

>>32008252
It is when he kinda broke her daughters heart, not really Rein's fault but it's still a complicated situation

>>32007779
Nigger, have you ever seen a bear skull? They are ridiculous in terms of thickness and bracing. Bullets literally bounce off them on a regular basis.

>>32007589
Well we cant bet anything fun at the table. A drawing of her perhaps?

>>32008648
remember how sylvie always thought we meant something lewd whenever we mentioned sketching (for reasons we will now never know)?
racquel is still at the table

>>32008884
Meh, let her giggle. It'll just get her smacked again which works for me.

Seriously, I don't think they are hitting her hard enough.

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"A bet? Sure," you say, shrugging.
"Ehehe, wonderful!" Luciana giggles. "Sooo... what are your terms?"

Huh. So she expects you to come up with something yourself. Fair enough... but what? Maybe the winner gets a kiss at any time of their choosing? Nah, that could potentially lead to a bad situation depending on who wins and when said reward kiss is demanded.

"Did you have anything in mind?" you ask.
"Me?" Luciana looks rather surprised that you flipped this back onto her. "Er... I was actually kind of hoping that you'd come up with something exciting to bet on," she says with an embarrassed smile. "Hmmmmm... what about you, Marianne?"

Having previously divorced herself from this line of conversation entirely, Marianne looks kind of annoyed that she's been pulled back in.

>[1/2]

>>32008932
giggle? that girl will choke on a turkey bone and then giggle about that after she gets hiemliched

>>32008963
>Marianne looks kind of annoyed that she's been pulled back in.
she's going to make us pay for this you know

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>>32008963
Oh god, we've become that one couple.

You know, the ones who annoy everyone with how lovey-dovey they are, constantly, in public. 'No, you hang up! No, you hang up! Nooo, you hang up~!'

>>32008963
Why so serious Marie?

But on the topic, why is Marie besties with Luci if she doesn't like this kinda jackassery from her?

>>32008963
you just try to get out, but we just keep pulling you back in.

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>>32009171
neither of them have any other friends besides rein

poor aquaman's never gonna get grandkids
pic very related

>>32008963
>[2/2]

After finishing the forkful of broccoli that she'd been eating, Marianne turns to the two of you.

"Why exactly is it that you keep trying to involve me in whatever dumb thing you're up to?" Marianne asks.
"It's because you always have the best of ideas," Luciana replies with a beaming smile. "So how about it? I know that you've thought of SOMETHING..."
"Ugh," she sighs. "Very well, if you absolutely INSIST."

After taking a moment to finish off another few forkfuls of food, Marianne continues speaking.

"The loser of the bet has to draw a picture of the winner," Marianne says. "from memory. To be delivered to the winner first thing in the morning."
"Eh!?" Luciana gasps. "But you know that I can't draw at all-"
"You asked for an idea and that's what you get," she replies with a smirk. "If you were worried about losing, then you shouldn't have brought up the subject of betting at all."


>take the bet?

>>32009275
>>take the bet?
yes

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>>32009275
much safer than what i was thinking
yes

>>32009171
>But on the topic, why is Marie besties with Luci if she doesn't like this kinda jackassery from her?
It's like her complaining about her father's goofiness, she doesn't entirely hate it.
tsun lyfe

>>32009275
>>take the bet?
damn straight we do. drawing pretty girls is our specialty, so we have nothing to fear from losing

also, this is vincent we're talking about. he can't lose

>>32009275
>Why exactly is it that you keep trying to involve me in whatever dumb thing you're up to?
Because we love you Mari

>take the bet?
Do it

>>32009275
Yes. Even if we lose, we win. If we win, we get a keepsake.

Mari a bro

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>>32009206
Why oh why couldn't we be the link that brought these two countries together!?

Oh, yeah 'cause a certain turtle HATES fun!

>>32009275
yes
>luci's drawing
http://www.mrbutterworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jackie-treehorn-doodle.jpg

>>32009315
dere god, how tight does a swimsuit have to be to show that much belly button

>>32009316
that sounds more masochism than tsun

>>32009275
Oh yes, we'll take that bet.

>>32009275
Haha, fuck yeah.

>>32009316
That is perfect.

>>32009352
arch said that luci doesn't share. he maid no reference to whether or not mari and elena share though

>>32009275
Take the bet, and tell Luciana that we look forward to appraising her artwork and showing it off to everyone.

And be sure to spend some time fixing Luci's features into our memory, just in case we lose.

>>32009356
I'm kinda hoping we lose just to see what she will come up with

>>32009275
Yes, this is good. I am pleased Mari.

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>>32009406

>>32009275
oh god Marie you know this is poison

Whatever Luci draws we'll find charming, but if we don't draw Luci 100% ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT she will get offended.

>writing

>>32009479
If worst comes to worst we will draw her in a cute caricature style. And some day this style will sweep the continent like a storm.

Large eyes, small nose, sharp chin...

>>32009479
>100% ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
no no no, we need to draw her geared out to match halberd mari. just have her with twin lava/water snakes coiling around her instead of a halberd

>32007612
>can't punch out bears
How do you know? Have you ever tried? Maybe you could start with small bears and work your way up.

>>32009821
>punching a cub
but they're so cute and adoptable

>>32009898
They are like 2 year olds that can eviscerate you.

>>32009898
No! They're heartless killing machines in training. Punch them early so they know not to mess with humanity.

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>>32009479
Yeah, because that's so consistent with how she's acted so far.

And she's SEEN how we draw, when she's sitting right in front of us.

>>32010179
>Yeah, because that's so consistent with how she's acted so far.
It's consistent with how women act, so yes.

The trap is to draw her face with how we remember it, if it's not perfect, we look like an asshole that doesn't remember her face perfectly.

>>32010226
>how women act
no, that's how bitches act, not women. you could probably make an argument for luci being a bitch, but don't lump women in with bitches

"Sounds good to me," you say. "I still have part of one sketchpad left."

After all, you're no stranger to drawing pretty girls.

"And what about you, Luciana?" Marianne asks, a sinister grin on her face.
"Ugh..." Luciana mumbles. "...very well, I accept."
"Wonderful," she says, nodding. "Oh, and I expect to be shown the picture that's drawn. Since you two involved me in this, I expect to get at least -some- enjoyment from this. And I have all kinds of stories about your misaventures to tell Reinhold as inspiration in the unlikely event that he loses..."
"Marianne, you wouldn't-"
"Of course I would."

Yeah, she's milking this for all it's worth.


>[1/?]

>>32010284
Draw Luci into the picture with mari w/ axe

>>32010284
just more proof mari is best girl

>>32010284
>Oh, and I expect to be shown the picture that's drawn. Since you two involved me in this, I expect to get at least -some- enjoyment from this

Time for lewd.

>>32010305

No way, gotta go photo realism every tiny detail taken into account.

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>>32010284
>[2/2]

"Do I get to see too?" Thierri asks.
"Father?" Marianne stares at him. "You were listening in on this dumb little wager?"
"What kind of father would I be if I didn't take interest in what my daughter's up to?" he says with a hearty laugh. "So... do I get to see the picture tomorrow?"


>how do you respond?

>>32010423
Yes. In fact, copies for everyone.

>>32010423
"i don't mind showing you a picture of myself"

>>32010423
thumbs up and cheesy grin

>>32010423
"uh, sure"

>>32010423
Sure.

>>32010423
"Sure thing."

Turn to Luciana

"You might want to make me look a little less strong, so we don't crush his self-esteem. He's my boss, and the king."

>>32010423
Yes, if Sir Vincent wins, you better encourage him.

>>32010423
I have no problems with that, Luci?

>>32010423
"Of course!"

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>>32010509
going with this

>>32010423
"Of course my King."

>>32010444
>>32010509
combine these

>>32010423
"Of course.

Though in the event that I lose I can't promise Luciana will relinquish her newly acquired sketch for a single moment."

>>32010509
Something like this. Maybe a bit less smarmy. But yeah.

>>32010423
>>32010509
Yeah why not

>>32010509
this fo sho

>>32010423
I like this one.
>>32010552

>writing

"Sure, but I don't know how interesting a picture of me could possibly be..." you reply, then turn to Luciana. "You might want to make me look a little bit less strong so we don't end up cr-"

Wincing in pain, you look to your left at Marianne's elbow that has just been thrust into your side.

"N- never mind that last comment," you say as you try and laugh off the pain. Marianne's a lot stronger than she looks.
"Haha, I'll be looking forward to it!" Thierri says as he tears into another turkey leg. "And I'll have to mention that Luciana's taken up art as a hobby the next time I write Celestino..."

>[1/?]

>>32007460
No one can eat fifty eggs

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>>32011059

>>32011059
Challenge accepted

>>32011095
oh hey, it's reinhold

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>>32011040
>Wincing in pain, you look to your left at Marianne's elbow that has just been thrust into your side.

>>32011040
Goddammit Marie. Just cause you missed out on the Rein train, you think that this shit is cool to do. Its not. Stop it.

>>32011040

As Luciana mumbles something about it not being certain that Sir Vincent will win, a pair of servants wheel a large cart containing an obscene number of turkey legs into the dining hall.

"Um, is all of that going to be necessary?" you ask, staring wide-eyed as the servants place them onto the table.
"Yes," both Marianne and Thierri say in unison.

>[2/3]

>>32011284
i just keep feeling worse and worse that i wouldn't be able to beat these two

>>32011284
Thank god for anime physics because ruptured stomachs are absolute shit to deal with.

>>32007485
>"No thanks, I'm not really interested in gorging myself on meat."
> "I just got a bit overstimulated, that's all,"
Someone, please shoot this girl. Fujishit don't deserve to exist on dinner table.

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>>32011095
Embrace the Chinhold Arch

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>>32011354
Are you mad?

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>>32011284
>[3/3]

"Unless you're fine with the food that's on your plate right now being all you get fort the rest of the night," Marianne says.
"...oh," you reply. "No, I definitely want seconds. And maybe thirds."

Glancing over at Luciana you notice that her face is bright red... clearly she's having second thoughts about your bet. But unfortunately for her, it's too late to back out.


>did you want to talk to someone before the great devouring begins?

>>32011388
Damn he is a handsome fucker.

>>32011421
>Luciana

>>32011421
Nah. "Cry havoc and release the hogs of war!"

>>32011421
Taunt Luciana

>>32011421
>play footsies under the table with Thierri

>>32011421
>get fort
agreed, we should totally get a fort

>>32011482
We should take somebody elses fort

>>32011421
Let's tease Luci some more. "Which side do you think is my better side?" Show each side of your face. "For the drawing."

>>32011421
tease luci

>>32011519
Heh this might work.

>>32011504
no, rein's no thief. what we need to do is get niklaus to help us build an extra dimensional fort out of sheets and our mattress

>>32011421
acquire a pile of turkey legs on our plate, then grip our knife and eye the various big eaters suspiciously, saying "These are mine" with our suspicious eyes.

Then sit back and enjoy this maelstrom.

>>32011555
no, it makes us look stupid, plus given aquaman's usual company there's no shortage of TURKEY LEGS

>writing

>>32011584
there will be, do you hear me? There will be.

>>32011673
you realize they probably keep a lobotomized turkey in the back that they continually dismember and then magically regenerate for literal infinite TURKEY LEGS, right?
back me up here arch

>>32011726
Wait...couldn't they just do that for any item then?
HOW DOES THE ECONOMY OF THIS PLACE EVEN WORK?!

>>32011768
They couldn't, regeneration spells of that magnitude eat up a massive amount of magical energy.

I guess it would be good in a pinch, though... or for a particularly hedonistic meal.

>>32011799

Like this one?

>>32011799
>niklaus will make a specialized "clone turkey" spell to prevent the total extermination

>>32011799
>massive amount of magical energy.
massive for normal people. vincent can grow a castle with one casting

"Hey Luciana," you say, turning to her.
"Hm?"
"What do you think my best side is?" you ask. "For the picture, I mean."

As you watch Luciana's complexion start to get close to her hair color, you find yourself -very- glad that you decided to take up this bet. Regardless of the outcome of the eating contest, seeing Luciana all flustered like this is more than enough of a prize. And unlike Marianne, Luciana is unlikely to try and get back at you for this later.

You hope.

>[1/?]

>>32011919
Bah her getting back at us will probably be fun, And cute. Because it will fail.

>>32011919

"Rana!" Luciana shouts across the table. "Don't be intimidated by Sir Vincent's size, I'm sure that you can win this!"
"Thanks for the words of encouragement, Princess!" Rana shouts back as she does a thumbs-up gesture.

Looks like she's getting desperate... and that's only serving to make you curious as to just how bad her drawings could possibly be.

"Try not to humiliate her -too- much, dear," Angelique says, shooting Luciana a knowing smile.
"I make no promises," Sir Vincent replies as he hands a bone-filled plate to a nearby servant in preparation for the imminent eating challenge.
"Could you at least promise not to eat so messily this time?" Valerie asks. "The last time you and UNcle Thierri did something like this, it left a huge mess..."
"Alright, but only because you asked so nicely," he laughs.


>[2/?]

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>>32012127
hang on to your butts.

>>32012127
He is great with kids! Best kinda uncle for our children with Luci.

>>32012127
Meanwhile, dozens of orphans went hungry, and many malnourished peasants suffered in the throes of various illnesses.

>>32012207
Haha. Best joke.

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>>32012155

Holdin' on.

>>32012207
Weren't we gonna set up a charity with all our monies or some shit?

>>32012256
Yeah like 90 threads ago. So before we lost like half the quest participants.

>>32012256
shh shhh save it for the ending, we can start an orphanage and train a small army of mini-swordies and grow a sweet old man beard.

>>32012256
We should still do this. We make a lot more then we need to live on.

>>32012284
Hard to keep interest when it takes 15 threads to go through one day.

>>32012346
Haha, I was mainly referring to the shitstorms back in February I think? I will maintain that shit was like chemo for the quest however.

>>32012346
Most of them fled during the great shitstorm

I prefer smaller audiences anyway. Generally, the more people, the bigger the keg of powder, and the bigger the inevitable conflagration when some poor asshole decides to light a match.

>>32012404
>inb4 funkiller

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>>32012404
Go,Go,Go!

>>32012390
>great shitstorm
Which one the duel or the route lock?

>>32012427
quite possibly both

>>32012404
>up to be to
>be

>>32012427
The duel shitstorm was way, way worse than the other.

>>32012427
They were very close to one another, to the point it is hard to tell which made who mad enough to do what.

Regardless the quest goes on.

>>32012404
We must Cheer Vincent on.

For the sake of Humanity push through this obstacle and destroy all limits leading us into a better future, for all humans out there show her that we have the power to match a dragon through simply our will-power and determination. VINCENT! FOR THE SAKE OF JUSTICE AND HUMANITY! CONSUME!

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>>32012404

ganbatte vincent-sama

>>32012491
Yeah I think a "Go sir Vincent! It is up to you to defend the reputation of Humanity!"or "Avenge Nicolette and I!"

Rolled 14

>>32012524

If Vincent starts slowing down, we need to tell him to show us his TRUE appetite at full power. Manners be damned.

>>32012524
>beat
inb4 delete

>>32012524
>after the contest Thierri taps Sir Vincent on the back
>earthquake

>>32012127


Once both Rana and Sir Vincent have full plates of turkey legs in front of them, the servants step aside as the two big eaters ready themselves.

"I guess it's up to me to actually start this thing, huh..." Thierri says as he clears his throat. "Vincent, are you ready!?" he shouts.
"Always," Sir Vincent nods.
"Ranasarima, are you ready!?"
"I sure am!" Rana replies, a wide grin on her face.
"Alright, then let's get this thing started on the count of three..."

As if he's done this thing countless times in the past (and it wouldn't surprise you if he has), Sir Vincent takes a turkey leg in either hand.

"...two..."

After cracking her knuckles, Rana picks up a turkey leg of her own and idly twirls it around in her hand as she waits.

"...one... START!" Thierri shouts.

>[3/?]

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>>32012575

The second the King's countdown ends, Sir Vincent tears into the drumsticks hat he was holding like a starving beast, picking them completely clean of all meat faster than you've seen anyone do in your life.

Still though, it looks like he's almost holding himself back... probably because Valerie asked him not to make a mess?

You're pretty surprised that he can maintain that amount of control over his own eating pace. You sure as hell can't manage that.

>[4/?]

>>32012552
He just meant "like a starving bete." French I think.

Rolled 8

>>32012552

in after delete.

It is too late archelon. We have seen what you have done.

>>32012591
> drumsticks hat

>>32012607
Hahaha, oh god that is good.

>>32012591
Time for bed Turtle.

>>32012591
Foolish dragon you cannot defeat the bear puncher

>>32012575
i want to see an artwork of that scene so bad...

>>32012591
>Drumsticks hat
Go to sleep, little reptile.

>>32012591

As for Rana, it's almost like she's making a show out of this, using her partially-transformed dragon teeth to easily rip away the meat from the bone, then using them to form a crude tower on her plate as she goes.

After about ten minutes or so, they're pretty much even, both having eaten ten turkey legs each. And with the five that both of them finished off before this contest even started, they're at fifteen each... you have no idea how they can manage to eat that much.

>[5/?]

>>32012780
it's official, i can't eat good

>>32012780
They keep eating that fast they're gonna get tummy aches.

>>32012780

A few more minutes pass and it looks like Rana's beginning to outpace Sir Vincent, having been eating a a brisk pace this entire time while Sir Vincent's been slowing down a bit. Naturally, Luciana's starting to seem rather sure of herself.

"C'mon, Sir Vincent!" you shout. "It's up to you to avenge me and Nicolette!"

Not that you're holding a grudge for that ill-advised spaghetti eat-off, you just want to win your bet with Luciana and watch her squirm some more.

"Yeah, that's right!" Nicolette snaps her fingers. "Vincent, you can beat her! Do it for me! And Sylvie!"
"Yeah, Daddy!" Sylvie joins in. "You can do it!"

>[6/?]

>>32012860
even if you don't believe in yourself, believe in the us that believe in you

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Rolled 2

>>32012883
>even if you don't believe in yourself, believe in the us that believe in you

What sort of stupid shit is that?

>>32012860

Both Valerie and Racquel join the rest of you in cheering their father on... but Sir Vincent's eating pace continues to slow until it he's actually gasping for breath.

"Haha, this is what happens when you underestimate a pretty girl!" Rana boasts, secure in her victory.
"C'mon, don't give up!" you shout.

But Sir Vincent pays you no mind, instead placing a half-eaten turkey leg onto his plate and reaching for his drink.

"Aw, you're actually letting her beat you?" Thierri asks, a look of disappointment on his face.


>[7/?]

>>32012963
That magnificent bastard.

He's letting Rana win that we may woo Luci with our amazing artistic skills.

What a bro.

>>32012963
i'm still waiting for him to let out a monstrous belch and say that he made room

>>32012963

Bah...

Let me guess. Rana has a Sealed King in her stomach, and they can act as a bag of holding if the need arises.

>>32012991
>>>/qtg/

>>32012991
or she's actually a dragon and can eat more simply because she's actually like 20 feet tall

>>32012980
>>32012981
>>32012991
>>32013005
>implying he is giving up
>implying he isn't readying himself to go all out (or all in, maybe)

>>32013023
>Implying he isn't going to go all Tasmanian Devil on the chicken legs

Rolled 18

>>32012963

Don't you fucking dare Vincent. Don't you fucking dare.

>>32012963
Noooo i wanna see Luci's shitty drawing

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>>32012963

After downing the entire contents of his mug, Sir Vincent lets out a long sigh.

"Just needed something to wash all that down with," he says with a low chuckle. "But I ain't done yet..."

He then resumes eating, this time at a much faster pace than before. He's thankfully not getting food everywhere (out of consideration for Valerie maybe?) but he's definitely chowing down.

Rana's starting to look kind of nervous as Sir Vincent's total number of turkey legs eaten gradually catches up to her own and then surpasses it... you can tell that she's trying to keep on going, but it's pretty clear that she's at her limit.

"D... damn it..." Rana mumbles, looking a lot more... blue than usual. "Twenty-three's my limit..."
"But Daddy's on his twenty-seventh, so he wins!" Valerie exclaims.

This is a level of crazy eating that you can't imagine ever approaching... though looking at Rana's current condition, you're pretty sure that you don't want to either.

"It looks like we have a winner!" Thierri shouts. "You had a good run at it, but Vincent gets to keep his title as glutton supreme!" he says with bellowing laughter.

>[8/9]

>>32013002
What are you even?
>dont talk about this quest in this quest.

>>32013107
Go bearman! Go!

>>32013107
bet he'll stop at 30, just to have a clean count

>>32013107

So is Marianne going to tell Luciana stories about Reinhold?

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>>32013107
Fucking Vincent. Such a badass.

>>32013107
>roasted turkey drumstick has about 250g of meat
>.25 x 27
>6.75kg
>14.88lbs
alright, i now have to eat 15 pounds of turkey in one sitting to regain my honor.

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In case anyone found themselves curious:

23 turkey legs = ~26,000 calories.
27 turkey legs = ~30,500 calories.

For reference: it seems like this burger is approximately 30,000 calories as well.

This fucking guy.

>>32013140
Hes stomach is actually a matter compressor not seen of this earth fueled by liquids.

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>>32013107

Based Vincent

So, Arch, are the strengths and physical abilities of "normal" humans like Vincent or Sylvie magical in nature? Or is it something else?

>>32013164
I can feel my arteries clogging just from looking at it.

>>32013107

As his two youngest daughters jump up from their seats to give their father a congratulatory hug, Luciana starts blushing something fierce...

"I look forward to seeing the pinnacle of your artistic skill, Luciana," Marianne says, turning to her friend with an evil smile.
"Ugh..." Luciana grumbles. "I should have known better than to ask you..."
"Yes, you should have."

You can't help but be amused by this entire thing.

"E... excuse me, I gotta go outside for a bit before I puke," Rana says as she gets up from the table and stumbles towards the door. "I really overdid it there."
"Umm, are you going to be alright?" Sylvie asks. "I can show you to the bathroom if you need to, umm..."
"No," she shakes her head. "Gotta go outside."
"Er, okay?"
"stupid tiny human girl stomach..." she mumbles as she makes her way out of the dining hall.

>[9/10]

>>32013212
>implying being in dragon form would have made a difference

>>32013212
she's sooo going to transform
btw, did you plan the winner from the start, roll it or have our "champion" win ?

>>32013212
We could offer her a crash course in basic drawing technique

>>32013160

It's a fantasy, Anon. Also gluttony is bad, m'kay.

>>32013212
>[10/10]

With your own victory secured, you finally resume eating your own food while the others around you chatter on and laugh at the spectacle that they just witnessed. Because holy crap, that was a LOT of turkey legs eaten between those two.

"And here I thought you were going to go easy on that girl," Angelique says, sighing at this most public display of her husband's gluttony.
"Why would I waste time challenging her only to throw the match?" Sir Vincent replies with a shrug. "I genuinely wanted to see if I could eat more than a dr-" he slaps a hand over his mouth.
"Vincent!?" she gasps. "Oh no, you overdid it too!?" she says, reaching for his arm.

But he shakes his head and shoos her away as he turns his head in the opposite direction...

...and lets out the loudest, most horrible burp that you've ever heard in your entire life. You can almost swear that it shook the castle itself.

"Yeeeah," Sir Vincent says, breathing a sigh of relief. "That feels a lot better now."
"oh my god Vincent why do you pick times like now to show your lack of upbringing," Angelique mumbles, looking as if she wants to simply die off embarrassment right here and now.


>talk to someone while finishing your food?

>>32013285

Salute sir vincent in recognition of the belch.

Apart from that, smalltalk with Luciana I suppose? whether she already has schedule for tomorrow, that sort of stuff... incidentally, what schedule does Marianne have? Back to lessons as before?

>>32013285
first off tell vincent he's an inspiration to all of humanity, then rub victory in luci's face

>>32013285
>your lack of upbringing

That hurts, since I understood that it's almost the literal truth and Vincent was a feral child.

Anyway, look out for Nicolette's reaction to this. I bet she's amused.

>>32013285
congratulate sir Vincent
joke with elena on all great swordies being like him

>>32013285
"Truly the nobility of the dragons has been dealt a blow."

>>32013285
"What is going on? An earthquake?

>>32013303
I'd rather toast him.

>>32013324

I'm not sure that Rana is strictly nobility, though she most likely is, considering that she's Mira's cousin.

Anyway, something something joke about firebreath. Unless it's offensive somehow.

>>32013285
THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.

>>32013335
Ahaha. Marie is gonna smack us again.
I like it.

>>32013180
Sylvie's strength is natural while her endurance is somewhat enhanced due to her elemental type and whatnots. (a normal person would break their hand punching as hard as she does)
Reinhold's in a similar situation, though not to as high a scale.

>writing

>>32013363
>Reinhold is the anvil to Sylvie's hammer
Huh

>>32013347
Rana and Reya's father has a brother who married into the Karias family and became nobility. That's Mira's father.
So she's nobility while they are not.
though their father is buddies with the King of Krassato and is the primary reason why Randolf and Mira got together

>>32013234
The winner was planned from the start, you just guessed correctly.

"Whoa, was that an earthquake just now?" you ask in jest.
"You know full well that it was-" Marianne glares at you, but quickly realizes that you were just joking. "Ugh, never mind," she sighs.
"But really though, that was amazing," you say to Sir Vincent. "I have no idea how you managed that."
"Heh, thanks," Sir Vincent replies. "Natural talent, I guess? You've either got it or you don't."
"Yeah, I definitely don't have that." you say, laughing nervously.

Once all the congratulations are out of the way, you and the others resume eating your dinner (though Sir Vincent spends the rest of the time either goofing off with the King or teasing his wife instead of eating).

After a while, everyone's finally had their fill and it's time to finally leave the table... though it may have been an odd way to commemmorate coming back home, you're certainly not about to complain about it.

After the requisite goodbyes, Sir Vincent and his family head off to their own mansion and Thierri goes off to take care of his kingly duties, leaving the rest of you to your own devices.

>[1/2]

>>32013160
>implying these aren't giant fatass Granche turkeys

What does Vincent look like? I always picture him as Major Armstrong but with brown hair.

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>>32013519
>"You know full well that it was-" Marianne glares at you, but quickly realizes that you were just joking. "Ugh, never mind," she sighs.

>>32013547

Arch has consistently used the Taurus guy from Saint Seiya to represent him.

Interms of text he's just hueg and has a big impractical armor to show off.

>>32013519
>[2/2]

...though for now, you're just kind of loitering outside the dining hall again.

"You're not going home too, Nicolette?" Luciana asks.
"Eh, I'll head back in a bit," Nicolette replies. "I figure that I should probably check on my stuff here in the castle before I go, that kind of thing."
"Ah, I see," she nods. "I was thinking that maybe you wanted to stick around to have some lovey-dovey alone time with Melanie or something."
"Er, umm..." Melanie mumbles as she stares at the floor.
"Ooh, so that -is- what you were up to!" she giggles.
"No it wasn't, dammit," Nicolette grumbles. "And my Mom would kick my ass if I wasted time getting back just to- NEVER MIND," she says with a long sigh.

Not wanting to deal with Luciana's teasing any longer, Nicolette storms off down the hallway. At first it looks like Melanie's about to follow after her, but she instead bows to Marianne and scurries off in a different direction.

"...so what now?" Luciana asks. "It's only nine o'clock, so it's not-quite- bedtime yet..."
"Well I'm going to call it a night anyways," Marianne replies. "And I understand that -you- have a certain drawing to finish before morning, so I suggest that you not waste time in getting to that."
"Ugh, just when I'd forgotten about that," she sighs. "I guess I should practice so as to not make too much of a food of myself then..."

Luciana motions to Takamaru to follow her, but gives you a quick peck on the cheek before she leaves.

"See you tomorrow..."


>bug Emilio and Karel
>bug Elena and Reya
>do something else for the rest of the night instead

>>32013664
>"I guess I should practice so as to not make too much of a food of myself then..."

That's rich.

>bug Elena and Reya

Poor Reya is all alone and we declared him one of our bros.

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>>32013664
>>bug Elena and Reya

>>32013664
>bug Elena and Reya

>>32013664
>a food of myself

>>32013664
>bug Elena and Reya

>>32013664
>bug Emilio and Karel

>>32013664
>Retrieve out sword before Marriane goes to bed.

>>32013664
>"I guess I should practice so as to not make too much of a food of myself then..."

I SEE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH! CAN'T DELETE THIS ONE.

>bug Elena and Reya

Bros before hos.

>>32013720

Karel is an honorary bro, though. And Emilio could be one, I guess.

But yeah, Reya really deserves some attention.

Now is the time for me to pass the hell out..
Though I'd have liked to finish off the rest of the day with this thread, I did manage to get through the dinner scene so I should probably be satisfied with just that.
Next thread will be Friday night.


As always thanks for playing!

>>32013761
Thanks Arch

>>32013664
>bug Elena and Reya

>>32013761

Cheers. I think we're ready for some new HAPPENING after such a relaxing day in-universe.

>>32013761
Thanks for running, Archelon.

>>32013761
And as always, thanks for running

>>32013664
>>bug Elena and Reya
Imouto time go.
Reyabro is a bonus too.

>>32013164
>Filename
Hue.