>>32072999
>>Ask what kind of help she needs.

Call for help with our comms device.

>>32072999
>Ask what kind of help she needs.
"You know, asking nicely usually works better than chokeholds."

>>32072999
>Wait for her to explain.

>>32072999
>Ask what kind of help she needs
Use your words

>>32072999
>Ask what kind of help she needs.

>>32072999
>Wait for her to explain.

>>32072999
>Wait for her to explain.

>>32073044
I'll support this.

Our harem did just get pissed at us for getting cut up.

>>32072999
>>Ask what kind of help she needs.

Looks like you're asking Kaede what kind of help she needs. Writing.

>>32073207
I might be getting mixed up, but aren't we still in the house? I don't think we need to call for help. They're all in the other room.

>>32072999
>>Ask what kind of help she needs.

And so begins the part of the night.

>>32073247
We have a psycho lesbian serial rapist at our throat right now. They might not get a chance to respond unless they're in this room.

>>32073271
Alleged Serial Rapist.

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>>32072999
“Kaede,” you say, even as she mumbles a little more, “What do you need help with Kaede, I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what it is you need help with.”

With your calm tone and lack of struggling, Kaede seems to relax just a little bit and focuses in on your face, though hers is still mildly panicked.

“Grandma…sent letters to Grandma,” she starts, words still a little choppy, “Every week or she worries…” she gulps finally focusing just a tad bit more.

“I-I mentioned that I had to move to a new place because of some stuff that happened and I mentioned you….”

She trails off, eyes moving down to your chest.

“Why does that matter Kaede?” you ask, trying to keep her thoughts moving along before you lose her completely.

“She…she’s always watched over me….worried. S-so when she heard about me living w-with a b-b-boy, she asked questions, so many questions…” she trails off again.

“And what? Why is that such a big deal?” you ask.

“I t-told her you weren’t” she says, slightly ignoring you, “Told her so many times. But she’s convinced that I’m just shy, since you’re my first…”

Ok this is getting a little weird now. ..

“B-but she’s convinced that you are and she’s coming over next weekend to see us and I need you to pretend…oh god…” she whimpers a little bit.

“Kaede, what do you need me to pretend? What’s wrong?”

“I-I need you to pretend to…to…TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!” she finally nearly yells into your face, eyes panicked.

What?

>Sure.
>Brain overload….commence restart.
>Oh hell no.
>Other

>>32073398
>Brain overload….commence restart.
Nope, brain ain't no good when it comes to lesbos

>>32073398
>Brain overload…commence restart.
Yep. This is the proper response.

>>32073398
>laugh
>ask if she's serious
>agree

>>32073398
>>Oh hell no.
followed by
>Brain overload….commence restart.
NOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>32073398
"What? How does that work?"

>>32073398

"Aren't you a lesbian? Just tell her that."

>>32073398
>Brain overload….commence restart.

>>32073496
I like this.

>>32073398
>Brain overload….commence restart.

>>32073398
>>Sure.

It's a harem series, this is a harem trope. We do need to act in character for the series and earn those PPs, after all.

>>32073398
>>Brain overload….commence restart.

>>32073398
>Brain overload….commence restart.

>>32073496
Go with this. Simple, to the point.

>>32073496

Break the tropes!

>>32073398
>>Oh hell no.
No. No. Oh hell no. Nuh-uh. Nope. NonononoNOno. Negative, negatory, no way Jose, nix, nyet, non, nein, sweet Slendy not on your life.
I guess what I'm trying to say here is... dammit. This isn't really a choice, is it?

Looks like Kaede can make your brain stop working without shooting it!

Writing.

>>32073604
She can summon weapons grade NOPE to attack us with.

>>32073496
there we go.

So, joking aside, do we actually play along with her, or do we leave her to the hole she dug? I don't really feel any obligation to help her at all, seeing as how she tried to kill us.

>>32073782
Leave her in the hole she dug.

Lying isn't going to help, and supporting the lies of someone we're not exactly fond of doesn't strike me as worth our time.

>>32073782
Personally, I want more information before we decide. If it's something like she could be disowned, then I'd consider helping her.

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>>32073398
What.

That’s basically all your brain can handle right now. The very thought, the merest flicker of the idea that Kaede would ever ask you to be her boyfriend, even for pretend, had never crossed your mind. If it had you would have alternately either checked yourself into a mental hospital, demanded comfort in the form of cuddles from…well perhaps your entire current harem actually, or perhaps laughed yourself silly to the point you passed out.

But this…this is actually happening. Kaede is actually asking you…no, really more like begging you, to pretend to be her boyfriend.

“Whu…” is the first thing you get out of your mouth after her statement. It’s not much but considering what she dropped on you, your mind considers it a good start.

“Please…” she says, nearly crying now.

“Why…why don’t you tell her you like girls?” you finally get out.

“You don’t think I’ve tried!” she says, nearly hysterical again, “She’s…she’s the only one who’s been around my whole life! She’s always talking about how much she wants GRANDKIDS!” She takes a deep breath there, barely preventing herself from hyperventilating.

“She’s of the generations where women made babies and listened to men…she doesn’t…I couldn’t…it’d break her heart…”

Ok, so besides having some possible mental issues, Kaede apparently hasn’t come out to her grandma, who it’s sounding like took care of her most of her life.

“Why me?” you ask her.

“You’re the only one!” she says, eyes focusing on you again, “The only one I can even…even stand to…to…” she apparently seems to realize that she’s rather close to you and flinches a bit, “To be around for very long,” she finally gets out.

You’re quiet for a minute.

>>32073782
I'm tempted to leave her to deal with it herself.
It's not our job to play along to pacify Kaede grandmother

>>32073782
>So, joking aside, do we actually play along with her, or do we leave her to the hole she dug? I don't really feel any obligation to help her at all, seeing as how she tried to kill us.

That was mostly comedic genre violence. I know people want to "break the tropes" but there are likely to be consequences for doing so. Nor should we do so unless there's an actual reason to.

Given how Kaede's storyline is wrapped up with Slendere, it's probably better to have her as an ally and help her wrap up her issues and/or get her in the harem than to leave her hanging and turn her into a real enemy.

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>>32073821
“Please…” she says again, “If not for me, then for my grandma? She’s never done anything to you; she’s just a sweet old lady who did her best…”

Kaede looks like she’s about to cry again.

>Sure. When’s the date?
>Fine…
>Nope.
>Other.

>>32073849
>Sure. When’s the date?

>>32073849
>Sure. When’s the date?
Dammit. She played the sweet old lady card. I can't disappoint a grandma.

>>32073849

>>32073849
>>Other.
I can help you try and tell her the truth. No way am i pretending to be your boyfriend.

>>32073849
"just tell her you're bisexual. Leaves her the hope you'll change your mind, and you don't have to lie to the person you care about."

>>32073849
> Other.
"This is going to blow up horribly, so let's at least get the other girls filled in on the situation."

>>32073849
I am pretty sure if your grandma cares as much I am sure she will be happy if you are

>>32073849
>>Sure. When’s the date?

>>32073872
>>32073876
Something like this. Definitely no to playing the boyfriend.

I'm willing to help her this much because she did stand with us in the tank fight.

>>32073849
>>Sure. When’s the date?
Its gotta be convincing. If we do this, no half-assing it.

>Guide is throwing the opportunity to seduce the lesbian straight
>we're not jumping on it

Jesus, /tg/, we're being obstinate tonight.

>>32073849
>Fine...
fucking whore playing the nice old lady card

>>32073849
>>Sure. When’s the date?

>>32073894
>>32073872
These. Lying will solve nothing and is physically repulsive to both of us.

>>32073849
>>Sure. When’s the date?

>>32073912
OH fuck what if we pull another one of those godly kisses out of our ass, she'll be putty in our hands

>>32073872
This.

>>32073876
I really think this works the best. She gets her lesbian antics, and she also has a boyfriend to show off, even if we're the beard.

>>32073872
Supporting this.

No fucking way are we adding kaede to the harem.

>>32073912
>Jesus, /tg/, we're being obstinate tonight.

She tried to shoot us!

Now nevermind all the girls we disemboweled and impaled living out in the barracks outside the house.

Still, the obvious point about her sexuality is that if we can seduce her, then she really isn't a lesbian anyway.

>>32073849
>Sure... When's the date?
Oh boy...

>>32073849
>Sure. When’s the date?

>>32073872
+1

>>32073935
I could see plot points either adding Kanae to the harem, or making things worse with another panic attack.

I wouldn't put it passed Guide to rarely have plot points cover up a shiny button.

>>32073849
>Sure
Urge to corrupt growing

>>32073935
>30 second French in front of grandma

>>32073872
This.

That spot is for slendy, not this cunt.

>>32073872
>>32073884
These.
Explain the situation to the others. We help her come out to her grandma.
It'll be a sweet little bonding piece to break up the standard harem shenanigans.

>>32073849
>Sure. When's the date?

>>32074000
This is too beautiful an image to pass up.

Calling time now to count.

Either theres a lot of samefaging going on or we just picked up a metric asston of new players

>>32073872
Do this.

>>32074003
>That spot is for slendy, not this cunt.

We can get slots by spending PP, you know. PP we can get, aside from having a larger harem, by Doing Protagonisty Things.

Sheesh, sure is a lot of butthurt in here tonight.

>>32073912
I voted to help her, but not because I want to make her straight. I like the idea of her being part of our harem without being Sexually attracted to us. She could like us romantically, but still be a lesbian, which I feel could add some interesting dynamics.

>>32073849
>Sure. When's the date?

>>32073872
Truth is ok, waifuing Kaede is not.

>>32074028
>She could like us romantically, but still be a lesbian, which I feel could add some interesting dynamics.

This is completely retarded.

>>32074018
why don't we test it? Contentious vote?

>>32074028
Wut. If she likes us romantically, she idn't gay; it's as simple as that. Bi, sure, but romantic attraction to a dude rules out gay.

>>32073872

Make it abundantly clear we do not want to waifu Kaede.

>>32074055
Is it? Sexuality is a mostly biological thing. Love doesn't tend to care about any sort of rules though.

>>32074018
I missed the beginning because I had shit to do. This was the first decision I voted on in this thread.

That said. There is always samefagging.

>>32073872
This.
Not lying for her.

>>32073849
>Sure. When's the date?
If not turning her straight, atleast bi?

>>32073872
This, let her be a lesbian, trying to seduce her straight is an absolutely surefire way to get her to hate us.

>>32074097
Well yeah, but theres a lot more than we usually get

>>32073849
SO!

Including all votes, even the ones outside of the time limit, I have come up with a tie!

Instead of rolling, which will cause butthurt. I am going to call a five minute vote from this post, which I hope will cause less butthurt.

So Responding with only the number of the choice.

1. Sure, when's the date.
2. I'll try and help you tell her you're...whatever you are.

>>32074124
>2. I'll try and help you tell her you're...whatever you are.

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
2

>>32074124
2

>>32074197
number only. no text.

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
1

>>32074124
Time!

>>32074124
>1

option 2 getting BTFO.

>>32074124
1

Looks like the /a/nons from FUCK quest found us today.

>>32074243
Ugh. Just ugh.

>>32074224
>>32074124
Looks like 15 for option 1 and 8 for option 2 for me.

Looks like we had some people wake up/change their minds.

Anyway, writing. This one might take a bit since no pre-writing.

>>32074243
No one knows what you're saying

>>32074243
Probably Only way to explain these sudden numbers, really.

>>32074258
>no pre-writing
You know us too well, Guide

Also fuck the /a/nons going for super-typical harem hijinx

>>32074119
>This, let her be a lesbian, trying to seduce her straight is an absolutely surefire way to get her to hate us.

Then... we don't try to seduce her?

Playing boyfriend on her request isn't the same thing as actively going after her. If she is a lesbian she can pass this period with a minimum of awkwardness and will consider it having been a favor. And would give us some leeway to help her come out later.

Of course if she isn't a lesbian we'll probably just have to not behave like a douchecock for things to get awkward, but that would be pretty telling.

>>32074258
And this is how this quest dies. From now on there will be kaedefags and anti-kaedefags and the shitposting will be horrible.

>>32074261
a CYOA from /a/ got exiled over to /tg/ recently. A lot of /a/nons were blown away by how nice /tg/ was compared to /a/ and said they'd stick around even though they had no idea about the board. I'm assuming they're lurking the anime-like quests.

Or people want to play out this particular trope in the unique way that John Galt has.
ie culinary bribery.

>>32074287
But we didn't gain all that many players, 3-5 tops

>>32074309
We just had two votes with nearly 25 people in each.

>>32074282
This! I don't get what's so hard about trying to help our mostly ally without actually seducing her.

>>32074265
Or lurkers. In big quests like this I sit out on most votes (especially if the option I want is already winning.). But I make sure to post on votes I actually care about.

I couldn't let this moment slip through our fingers.

>>32074326
>tfw I forgot to add the two numbers together
I feel retarded

>>32074333
Guide updates slowly. Every scene we waste with this cunt is a scene we could've used for someone better.

I'm disappointed in you, /tg/.

>>32074292

We do exactly what she requests, but with a brain and some sensitivity, and remain a perfect gentleman the entire time. That should collapse the Schroedinger's Lesbian wave-form around her without forcing it by actively pursuing her, netting either a grateful lesbian we can actually be friends with, or another potential member of the harem as an entryway into dealing with Slendere and other plot-threads.

>>32074338
you had this one shot, this one opportunity... and you wanted to capture it? instead of just letting it slip?

I'm not a fan or Kaede, why do something that will get attraction points?

Imca, the witches, or even whoever is at the church be a better choice?

>>32074326
this quest already had a pretty large viewership. And this is an important vote set, so lurkers are coming out too. I'm pretty sure anon's guess of 3-5 people is probably right, maybe 7 or 8

>>32074351
>implying there is anyone better than best girl Kaede

>>32074369
>8
>1/3 of the votes
>not significant

You are terrible at math.

>>32074361
A, because we're not playing a dick here. B, Kaede is tied up in Slendere. If we figure her out in a platonic way, she'll lead us to our eldritch waifu.

>>32074326

When we were voting on group name there were nearly 50 votes. Admittedly, three of them we me samefagging though.

>>32074351
>>32074361
Except, this is an actual plot, provided for us by the 'show.' Let's just roll with it for now.

>>32074372
die in a fire, kaedefag.

>>32074372
only one better is Junko

>>32074386
>wasting time with kaede instead of looking up the church or making iron man armor

you disgust me.

>>32074403
I don't want to go the same way as your taste

>>32074414
too bad she already has her demon lord husbando

Why are we fighting?
When did half of you stop supporting the corruption of lesnazi?
When did we start thrown shit at eachother?
When did we stop being the best enchanting chef to ever exist?

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>>32074403
>>32074372

>>32074326
Were you even here when the quest started? We've been consistently drawing in a large crowd since before FQ transferred over.

I remember when PGQ got over 50 numbered votes in a single 5 minute window. 25 is not that big of deal. You can't blame every vote that doesn't got your way on /a/nons.

>>32074372

I'm not sure I'd go that far, but we haven't actually interacted much with her, and I don't actually see any better prospects to focus on around here.

I mean, who, the English Teacher? Some of those witchball girls? Junko, the ninja most posters seem to hate a lot more than Kaede? Those two girls we randomly convinced to defect from Lydia's gang first? Lydia?

Sure, she tried to shoot us, but she didn't. Seh seems at least somewhat sympathetic, and thus worth spending some time around even if she does turn out to really be a lesbian. Meanwhile we hacked apart plenty of Lydia's gang but they don't seem to have any hard feelings about it.

>>32074382
>>32074386
Yeah, but going along with it kind of feels like playing with our dick, the vote had passed but wouldn't it be better in the long run is to help her confront the issue?

Why can't we just like all the girls? Why burn bridges for no reason?
I'm fine with Kaede staying lesbian, or getting turned straight/bi, but I see nothing to gain in being a dick to her unless she tries to pull a gun on us again.

Junko is still worst though. I am perfectly fine with being a dick to her, provided we don't make her into some sort of BBEG due to how dickish we were.

>>32074473
Because instead of spending time with damaged goods like kaede we could go get an angel waifu or something actually nice.

Kaede will actively make our lives terrible.

You people are fucking morons.

>>32074473
I'm fine with being friendly with all of them, but I wouldn't really like Kaede joining the harem. I hate when people turn straight/bi in shows because the protagonist 'helped them past the phase.' I'd like to see someone stay gay for once

>>32074464
True, playing for a specific waifu is not a good way to do a story. But Guide is giving us a story we didn't prompt through our actions or PP usage, so let's roll with it.

>>32074502
>angel waifu
>not demon waifu
stay pleb

>>32074514
I'm actually almost certain that her lesbian-ness is due to her trauma of the encounter with the male of Slendere's species. If we work her past that issue, she probably would turn bi at least.

>>32074464
I'm not saying we can't help her come out to her grandma. But, until we know more about her, let's play the game the Show wants.

>>32074502
Except we're NOT trying to waifu her. We're just helping out our ALLY. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>32074502
those are some hot assumptions you're making there
careful you don't make an ass of yourself
oop, looks like my warning came too late

>>32074514
>thinking lesbians are real
>not knowing the large majority of lesbians are only gay because they hate men

>>32074502

Butthurt, much? Need some Preparation H for that asspain?

I mean seriously, what shitty fucking logic. We don't even know enough about her to make that call. But then I guess this has made it clear where the samefags on that vote were.

>>32074543
Wait, was she literally mindraped? is that's what's going on here? Is that why she flipped her shit when she felt slendere on us?

>>32074545
>Except we're NOT trying to waifu her. We're just helping out our ALLY. There's nothing wrong with that.
really?
>>32074543

This is the future you chose.

>>32074502
We'll get there eventually, calm down. It's obviously a dangerous place anyways, we should take our time going there, get a little tougher and such. Think of this as a sidequest to help us level up for the main quest.

>>32074545
This. Even if the masquerade inevitably fails, our friendship with Kaede will be better, and as a mysticism specialist, we can use her help wooing slendere.

>>32074502
>Kaede will actively make our lives terrible.

Kaede has three character traits

1. Hates guys
2. Tries to collect harem members
3. Has an extradimensional horror that wants to fuck her gently.

Once we get rid of number one, primarily by not being an ass, We're basically just bros with a female version of ourself

>>32074589
I'm not saying she would turn bi for US. I'm saying that doing the phychologist schtick would change her outlook on life.

>>32074603
You forgot

>bugfuck insane
>incredibly violent

Enjoy your dick getting cut off.

>>32074603
>letting the competition live
its almost like you're a giant faggot

>>32074502
>Implying we're waifuing Kaede
>Implying that if she tries to get into the harem, we won't talk to her about how she doesn't really want it
>Implying we shouldn't have a bro-tier lesbian with an allied harem who can be our wingman

>>32074603
This reminds me. We really need to meet Kaede's 'friends' at some point.

>>32074635
>not reading all the posts of the kaedefags in the thread salivating at the prospect of curing her with our dick

you're an idiot.

>>32074647
>implying the bro-tier people wouldn't outvote the waifu people

I'm a waifufag, and I know my position is unpopular.

>>32074647
>not knowing all of the posts about curing her with our dick have been me samefagging
nice try anon

>>32074665
Sure as fuck doesn't look like it's unpopular now.

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>>32074675
>>32074666

>>32074675
have you heard of the concept of the 'vocal minority' or 'silent majority,' anon?

>>32074695
Yes. Judging from the last vote they want to fuck kaede straight.

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Guide. I'm begging you.

From the bottom of my heart.

PLEASE ignore this faggotry and continue being awesome.

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>>32073849
For a minute you’re conflicted. Not in a minor “Red or Blue” type way either. It’s more like “Kill the horrible evil of the universe, along with your family, friends, everyone you’ve ever known including that one guy from high school that you were kinda not really friends with AND your dog, or let him go,” type way.

But in the end, you decide to go for it. Maybe it will turn out well. Maybe it will backfire horribly. But you do know that if you decide to never do something, then nothing will change. And your current situation with Kaede is best described as “precarious”, barely in balance with working together for good things and just holding off mutual dislike based on previous actions.

Plus, who can say no to doing something for a sweet old grandma? I mean really? Surely not you.

“Sure,” you say, letting out a bit of air, “I can pretend to be your boyfriend for a day. When’s the date?”

Kaede seems to mumble a bit more before your statement really sinks into her head.

“Wait, what?” she asks, looking up at you, from where her hands are pinning you against the wall.

“I said I’d help you,” you say, “Just you need to tell me when.”

Her eyes go wide at that, like she never thought you’d actually help her. A fair assumption really, considering everything.

“Thank you!” she says, her head suddenly pressed up against your chest. You can feel what you think is a tiny bit of wetness on your shirts as she does so. “Thankyouthankyouthankyou!” she says repeatedly.

Now this…this is awkward. There’s a crying girl on your chest…but it’s Kaede.

You instinctively want to give her a hug…but that’s probably a bad idea. Probably. Really you’re not sure.

>Just…just let her cry.
>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
>Give her…a light hug. Like really light.
>Other

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>>32074630
>>bugfuck insane
>>incredibly violent
To be fair, we did kind of slice a hundred delinquent girls' open, and after that we had a bloody sparring match with Ms. Black for shits and giggles.
And as for crazy, John technically has to listen to all the anon voices in his head. You could make a case that he's actually the craziest of the bunch.

>>32074633

We're in a place where the competition won't die. If you can't beat them, at least make sure that they're abiding by the bro-code.

>>32074630

Literally the entire harem-plot-justification for this event occurring is that we're going to somehow resolve her insanity/violence.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.

>>32074712
>>Other
Take out your sword and stab her

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.
She flips her shit at male contact. don't tempt her.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.

>>32074712
>>Just…just let her cry.

Slenders love hugs, so even a light one might get us a couple of bullet holes.

>>32074712
>>Other
>Pat her on the head

>>32074712
>>Other
Use PP and giver her a superkiss.

>>32074712
>pat her shoulder or something
make sure it's as awkward as possible

>>32074712
> Jus pat her shoulder or something?

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.
once she pulls herself together, point out that she is going to have to tell her grandmother eventually

>>32074712
>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
Probably for the best.

>>32074764
Sure, why not. Lets start getting her straight right now.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.
Least likely to make her freak out.

>>32074741
lol

>>32074712
>>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?

>>32074712
>pats cure the tears

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>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.
>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
>Give her…a light hug. Like really light.

"There...There...Ugh."

>>32074783
This.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.

>>32074712
>>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?

>>32074712
>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
With some head pats. Bitches love head pats.

>>32074712
>>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
Pat below her waist.

>>32074712
>Give her…a light hug. Like really light.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.

>>32074842
Pat her leg-shoulder

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.

Harem protag quest, where how you comfort the lesbian could very well be a life-death decision.

>>32074879
Pat in-between her leg shoulders.

>>32074712
>Just…just let her cry.
>Dunno…like pat her shoulder or something?
>Give her…a light hug. Like really light.
Because ALL THE OPTIONS!
Besides, what could go wrong?

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>>32074897
Nah, that ship has sailed. We're on the train to lesbian dickings town now.

>>32074897
What do you mean 'could'?

>>32074897
Honestly, I kinda want to get everyone who's ever voted in this quest in a convention hall and see how long it takes us to start actually fighting each other.

You guys are horrible today with the close votes.

But I guess that means I'm writing well enough for conflict.

So, just letting her cry and a soft pat...hmm....

anyway, writing.

>>32074940
Should 'Kaede is best waifu'

Riot in .1 seconds.

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>>32074955
I think it can be reasonably explained as a hug feeling like being to intimate a move considering our 'relationship', even a light one.

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>>32074955
Kaede is divisive by default. It's obvious you want us to waifu her considering how you've rammed her down our throat a couple times now, but from now on it's going to get uglier.

>>32074959
>"Junko is purest waifu!"
>Junkofag is left battered and bruised, hanging from the flagpole outside by his underwear while everyone inside has a civil conversation.

>>32074959
No I mean a knockout, fist-flying brawl. It'd be entertaining as a movie.

>>32074998
He might not make it out alive.

>>32074997
Im seriously convinced that most anti-Kaede posts are just this one anon

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>>32074997
>Kaede is divisive by default. It's obvious you want us to waifu her considering how you've rammed her down our throat a couple times now, but from now on it's going to get uglier.

>>32074998
>Junkofag is left dead, hanging from the flagpole while everyone inside has a civil conversation.

>>32074998
>hanging by his underwear
>not lynched

It's like you don't even know the meaning of hate.

>>32074997
Now you're just putting words in Guide's mouth. He's giving us an interesting, and fairly common, anime plot.

>>32075032
Not him but I've forgotten who Junko even is.

>>32074997
Buddy, I'd rather have Kaede as a bro than a waifu, but you're being preemptively bitter about the whole thing

>>32075064
as you should. the faster the show's write her out, the better.

>>32075064
good man

>>32075086
Junko is better than Kaede

>>32075094
Not even a Kaedefag, and those are fighting words.

>>32075094
As someone who hates the 'lesbian becomes straight for the protagonist' cliche, you are objectively wrong

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>>32075010
I hope we all pretend to know kung-fu

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pic related is a concise summary of the entire quest so far.

>>32075109
>I'm not a kaedefag!
>STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU

>>32075064
Having watched the source show, I am a little more sympathetic to her, but she occupies an unfortunate position:
Between us and our dangerous waifus.

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>>32075117
>As someone who hates the 'lesbian becomes straight for the protagonist' cliche, you are objectively wrong

Are you the same white knight shitposter who's been shitting on the quest for some threads now over Kaede being a rape victim?

>>32075124
it's less 'you talking shit about my waifu' and more 'those words are objectively wrong, and you're a faggot for saying them'. Kaede is bad right now, but Junko is objectively worse.

>>32075152
>Junko is objectively worse
Nope.

>>32075147

That wasn't him, it was me.

I was mostly doing it because people actually believed it until Guide shut that train of thought down.

Honestly don't care but I just hope she doesn't fill up a harem spot

>>32075193
then there will be no more words. pistols at high noon, ten paces.

>>32075235
>implying ninja waifu won't end you in your sleep

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>>32075194
Convincing gambit sir. You had me utterly convinced you were a retard. Ruse successful.

>>32075228
You're out of luck then, anon. We're riding the D line to Kaedetown.

>>32075228
We can always just tell her no. I'm sure Guide won't force someone one us that we don't want. And if she tries to force it, we've got Tatsuko, Akeno, and Ms. Black to convince her otherwise.

>>32075263
>implying the kaedefags will let us do anything else

the battle lines are already drawn

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>>32075246
>waifu

>>32075277
Kaede's going to take the open slot we have now.

Junko will take the spot we make after.

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>>32075273
>bait

Keep trying nigga. Maybe some day, you'll become a real troll.

>>32075287
Know what? You're just trying to drive us to autosage. Ain't even mad anymore.

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>>32074712

Goddamnit Kaede, why do you always do this? It’s not like you could’ve stayed an evil witch or tried to kill you again so you could be firm on the whole enemy thing. Nope, you had to go be reasonable and have a heart and a grandma and holy shit you’re still crying.

It’s not in your nature to be completely passive, or to leave a girl hanging. But Kaede is still a big hang-up of yours. So, you do what you feel is the minimum you can do. You pat her shoulder with your hand lightly, just a couple times.

You’re not really sure if this helps or not, but it doesn’t seem to make things any worse and she stops crying shortly after.

“I…I’m sorry,” she says, wiping her eyes, “It’s just…my Grandma means everything to me and…and I could never disappoint her.”

“It…It’s fine,” you say, not really sure how to proceed with this. It’s not like you have girls crying on your chest every day, especially ones you met under less than ideal circumstances. “So, when’s that date?” you offer, trying to put some levity into you voice.

“Saturday, next Saturday,” she says, her voice finally drying out some, “It’s the soonest she could make it…”

“That’s fine,” you say, wondering how long you might need to actually prepare for a date…seeing as how you haven’t really been on one unless you count that thing with Chris…or maybe food with Tatsuko? Man you might need to check up on this stuff more often.

“I’ll be ready,” you say, “But I’m going to leave most of the planning up to you, since, yeah.” You trail off, leaving the unspoken implications between the two of you.

>>32075325
>kaede confirmed as Guide's waifu

>>32075325

Kaede nods, into your chest, before breaking off, her hand trailing down it just slightly.

“…not so bad…”” you hear her whisper just on the edge of audibility, before she turns towards the hall. “I’ll let you know about…the date,” she says, before striding away.

Huh.

Anyway, with all of that done, you’ve got some time on your hands. It’s only around eleven or so and your dinner isn’t going to be until much later, so you’ve got time to do some things.

>Talk with…
>Go exploring.
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.
>Study….
>Other.

>>32075343
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.
Let's get to work.

>>32075343
>other
We already had a plan for today; work on the scrying devices and have The Meeting tonight.

>>32075343
>“…not so bad…””
god-dammit.
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.
Might as well.

>>32075343
>Go exploring.
We haven't done any exploring at all.

>>32075343
>>Other.
Get an interference cube from Kaname, go talk to Chris, Tatsuko and Karasuba and confirm their sentience as well as inviting them to the dinner.

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>>32075337
Never even seen her show anon.

>>32075343
>go exploring
Maybe we can find Crimea Waifu, see if she's worth keeping track of.

>>32075376
This.

>>32075343
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.

The sooner we get that done, the sooner we have close air support.

>>32075343
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.

LOCK THE DOOR AND GET THE CANDLES. IT'S TIME TO MAKE ART!

>>32075343
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.

>>32075343
Aren't we supposed to have a meet with our sentient girls + Tatsuko to confirm the whole group sentience shit?

>>32075407
That was my understanding.

>>32075390
>>32075376
>>32075366
>>32075407

Sorry, I thought you were confirming their sentience at the dinner?

Otherwise I would have put out an option.

>>32075376
>>32075366
We already agreed on this and this should already be moving on it.

Also, I miss slender-chan.

>>32075367
You seem to understand more than I do. Share with me your wisdom.

>>32075376
Seconding the interference cube. We need to have sentience space.

>>32075412
My impression was that we'd go to the girls individually before dinner and make sure. If they're all sentient, then dinner under an interference cube. If they're not, then just dinner.

>>32075407
As part of dinner I believe.

>>32075412
Yeah, but we need to make sure we have the devices ready by time for dinner. If we have time past making the devices, we should explore. Thats my vote.

>>32075412
That's what we're doing, it's just all the new people that crossed over from FQ don't know what we're doing.

Just so you guys know, Kaname already has interference cubes and everyone already knows we're having dinner together tonight. Everything is set up.

>>32075412
>>32075443
Ooops! Sorry, lost track of in quest time.>>32075443

>>32075343
>>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.

>>32075343
>>Go exploring.
Visit the church.

>>32075343
>Go exploring.
We could find something interesting

>>32075343
>Get to work on the thing for the Witchball team.
ENCHANTMENT.

>>32075449
>>32075450
>>32075445
>>32075437
Kaname and Akeno have that part covered and only Karasuba doesn't live with you.

I got this covered guys, believe in me!

>>32075449
If we already have devices ready, then we should explore the church.

Also, we need to destroy that dream catcher. Ever since that thing came into our lives, I haven't seen our eldritch waifu.

>>32075449
How does karasuba know?

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>>32075479
>I got this covered guys, believe in me!

>>32075479
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU GUIDE.

I BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN Y- hmm, wait.

>Go exploring.
Preferably the church.

>>32075343
>>32075482
Good point.
>Dispose of the dream catcher.
>Explore.

Alright.

Seeing as how most votes were for making sure dinner is ready, I'll put a little of that in. But!

Five minutes, here.

1. Explore.
2. Work on Witchball.

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>>32075531
>1. Explore.
Church. It's time to meet angel and demon waifu.

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>>32075531
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>>32075531
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>>32075531
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>>32075545
just the number.

>>32075531
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>>32075531
>Also, I miss slender-chan.
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>>32075531
>1. Explore.

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