>>32122244
1st for no bully

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>>32122244

It's a good thing I have yet to run out of silly anagrams for Too Many Skeletons.

A Meek Nylons Toots

But first, a choice.

[ ] Ryuuko
[ ] Satsuki
[ ] ??? The mystery button ???

>>32122369
>[X] Ryuuko

>>32122369
>[ ] ??? The mystery button ???

SHINY

>>32122369
>[x] ??? The mystery button ???

>>32122369
>[X] ??? The mystery button ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NITBfc1EOBo

>>32122369
>[x] Ryuuko

Last time we went ??? we were Ragyo, and she didn't really have anything interesting to contribute.

Also, shit's confusing enough right now.

>>32122369
>[ ]Mystery button

>>32122408

I'm guessing it's Noonan.

>>32122369
>[ ] ??? The mystery button ???
Only acceptable choice

>>32122408
I'm guessing the button is Nonon POV, watching them both spill spaghetti.

>>32122388
>>32122393
>>32122397
>>32122424
>>32122441

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Does the skelly/pasta train have brakes by any chance?

>>32122479
Brakes? What is this "brakes" you talk about?

OP is la braked

And before you get upset at what you're about to read, this doesn't mean I'm skipping the Nonon stuff. It will happen after this.

>>32122894
>>32122895

Sorcery!

>>32122895
WITCHCRAFT!!

>>32122895
>you get upset at what you're about to read
Waiting warmly

>>32122894
>>32122895
fucking magic

>>32122895
Sounds skeletal OP.

>>32122369
You pause your work to think of what you've just found out. Ryuuko and Satsuki share a strong mental bond, no doubt greatly reinforced by the Life Fibers in their body. You'll have to ask them about this some more, perhaps run some tests.

Still this isn't what's bothering you. You can't help but think about Ryuuko's words about Ragyou. She's hurt both of them, and apparently, this isn't anything new for Satsuki. The mere thought fills you with anger. You might not be the best father there is, but this is outright disgusting.

Was Ragyou always like this? No. Though, maybe this one was? You feel like this Ragyou is a different woman from the one you've met over two decades ago. Your ways parted for five years.

Within those five years, the old Ragyou must've died. Your reunion was like talking to a complete stranger. Nevertheless, you got married. You attempted to embrace this new Ragyou, thinking that the woman you loved is still in there, somewhere.

But, as it turns out, you were wrong, and Ragyou proved that to you multiple times since then, including now. She has become a monster, and in a way, in order to stop her, you too have become one.

After all, even now, you're relying on your daughters, their high school friends, and two denaturalized Kamui to accomplish your goals. Without their help, Nudist Beach wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell against Ragyou and COVERS.

>>32122947

Oh, sweet, Science Dad.

We gonna do some science?

>>32122947
Dad become Gendo?

>GET IN THE FUCKING KAMUI

>>32122947
What if Ragyo is a fake avatar for OLF, and real Ragyo is elsewhere training martial arts?

>>32122979
>life fiber chastity belts

>>32122990
>Nui is Nia is oldRagyo

>>32123004

No, no, nooo.

That will not end well.

>>32122990
It was a figure of speech, partially resulting from Souichirou not knowing the full story.
Ragyou is Ragyou.

>>32123029
What if let me fantasize of Kenshiro!Ragyo damn it

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>>32123029
Yeah, and humans are humans and clothing are clothing.

We already know that.

>>32123029
We can still dream dammit

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>>32123029

Ragyo is the Queen in White

Have you seen the Life Fiber Sign?

>>32122990

>Ayoko is Ragyo in disguise.

>>32122990
>and real Ragyo is elsewhere training martial arts?
The imagery of this made me laugh way harder than it should have.

I just imagine Ragyo dressed like a super model doing extensive martial arts training.

>>32122947
Oh well. This is the path you chose, and this far in, the only alternative is letting Ragyou win. Too late for second thoughts now. If nothing else, you must stay strong for your daughters. What you're doing is in their interest, after all.

Shirou's words drag you back into reality. "Doctor Kiryuuin."

"...What is it?"

"I have been analyzing combat data from the Three-Star Ultima Uniforms recorded during the festival. Namely, data concerning the battle the Devas and Fight Club President had with Harime Nui. It gave me an idea, though I'm not sure how good it is."

"I'm listening.", you say. So far, Shirou's ideas have only been good.

"Well, while the five of them fought the Grand Couturier bravely, their uniforms were on the brink of overheating around 90% of the time. It's a miracle they pulled it through."

"Indeed, overheating is a big issue with Life Fiber clothing. Is your idea related to that?"

"It is, yes. We know for a fact that the Devas and Mankanshoku can only withstand a Life Fiber concentration of around 30% in their clothes. However, what if we employed a dynamic structure, using more Life Fibers?"

"What do you mean, dynamic?"

"I believe the Life Fibers' susceptibility to overheating can be used to our advantage. Only 30% can make contact with their skin, but what if we added Life Fibers which don't make skin contact, and instead act as heat sinks for the ones that do?"

You think for a moment. "That is..."

[ ] Brilliant
[ ] Ridiculous

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>>32123056
>dat body
Hastur still superior waifu.

>>32123255
>[X] Brilliant

>>32123255
>[x] Brilliant

>>32123255
>[ ] Brilliant

>>32123255
>[ ] Brilliant

>>32123255
>Brilliant

YOU'RE PROMOTED

>>32123279
>>32123283
>>32123287
>>32123293
>>32123294

>>32123255
>[ ] Brilliant
"Real good fuckin' thinking there son!"

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>>32123302

"Heat sinks? Sounds like SCIENCE! Do it."

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Did you all forget this?

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>>32123451
Coldfiber don't exist in this timeline.

Give up Ragyo, you lost.

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>>32123489
Never! My daughter will wear that outfit and she will like it!

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>>32123530
>Implying you can beat the combined spirits of thousand neckbeards

Remember that time you were the MC during a battle scene?

Better hope it never happens again.

>>32123255
"Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. You're a genius, Shirou."

He usually is serious and to the point, but by now you know Shirou is easily embarrassed by words of praise.

"It's nothing great, really... it seems like a simple solution..."

"In the 20 years I've spent researching Life Fibers, this has idea has never occurred to me once. Sometimes it takes a genius to arrive at a simple solution."

"...Thank you, Doctor. But I suppose we can't really act on this knowledge right now, can we?", he says.

"Sadly, no. But, make sure to write it down. In explicit detail. Because as soon as we get our hands on some Life Fibers, we are going to make use of it."

With allies like these, your chances of winning look pretty solid. However, there are still several important projects yet to be finished, and the most important of them all is the...

[ ] Anti-COVERS weapon
[ ] Kamui translator

>>32123626
>[ ] Kamui translator

>>32123626
>Anti-COVERS weapon

As much as I want the Kamui translator fun to happen, weapons are the most important right now.

>>32123626
>[x] Kamui translator

>>32123626
>[ ] Kamui translator
Gotta be able to understand Junketsu and Senketsu.

>>32123626
>[ ] Anti-COVERS weapon

>>32123626
>[ ] Anti-COVERS weapon
Time to be practical

>>32123626
>[X] Kamui translator
my daughters are NOT crazy!

>>32123626
>[ ] Kamui translator
This will be interesting.

>>32123255
>but what if we added Life Fibers which don't make skin contact, and instead act as heat sinks for the ones that do?
Won't it make uniforms fatter?
Three-star sweaters anyone?

>>32123626
>[ ] Anti-COVERS weapon

>>32123626
>[X] Anti-COVERS weapon

>>32123626
>Try out the Kamui translator

>"So, Junketsu, how do you feel about Ragyo?"
>The translator end up breaking after five minutes of incessant screaming and insults

>>32123649
>>32123659
>>32123666
>>32123676
>>32123680
Had a power cut, followed by Windows installing updates.

>>32123809
Welcome to the curse

>>32123782
>Kamuis giving opinions about their wearers

Oh god the possibilities for spaghettis are endless.

Anyway, science is for nerds, so we'll leave Souichirou, Iori, and Inumuta to that. Your choice will have effects, but for now, let's go back to...

[ ] Ryuuko
[ ] Satsuki

>>32124050
>[ ] Satsuki
Yesterday was Ryukoday, today Satsukiday.

>>32124050
>Satsuki

First Person Spaghettis Dropping.

>>32124050
>[ ] Ryuuko

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>>32124050
>[ ] Ryuuko
The Nonon temptation is too much

>>32124050
>[ ] Ryuuko

Nonon etc.

>>32124050
>Satsuki

>>32124050
>[ ] Ryuuko
This should be fun.

>>32124050
>Satsuki
have we even controlled her this entire freaky friday?

>[ ] Satsuki

>>32124125

Nyet.

Let's have a >[X]Satsuki

>>32124075
>>32124076
>>32124119
>>32124125
>>32124144
Well, that's new.

>>32124150
It's only fair we share the spaghetti

>>32124150

Variety is the spice of life.

>>32124150
What? Y-you actually like our first choice?

>>32124150
This way Satsuki will get to watch Nonon's affection towards her from the outside. Making her realize how her constantly ignoring Nonon was not cool. Then marriage and perhaps even handholding.

>>32124214
Am I on /u/?

>>32124214
Too bad Satsuki already held hands with Ryuuko.
She's used goods now.

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>>32124214
>perhaps even handholding.

B-But that's lewd anon

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>>32124244

Was it both hands? She might have an unsullied hand.

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>>32124232
If you were on /u/, people would be arguing how Senketsu's death was a good thing and that it let Mako be with Ryuuko forever.

Honestly, Nonontsuki is the lesser evil.

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>>32124244
Yeah, it was very touching to see them come together as sisters.

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>>32124291
old/10

>>32124291
Hahaha! Oh Carlos, your childish innocense and your sense of humor!

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>>32124291

GOD. DAMMIT. CARLOS.

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>>32124244
>implying Nonon would care

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>>32124291

>>32124333
>Your breasts are way bigger than hers, ryuko-chan!
mako confirmed for blind

>>32124368

Mako was clearly lying to make Ryuko feel better.

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>>32124368
They're not bigger in size! They're bigger in spirit! You have to show your breasts' spirit, Ryuko-chan! Break her breasts' spirit with yours!

>>32124443
Sounds like Makologic

>>32124443
>>32124470

We will never POV Mako or Senketsu.

>>32124488
Senketsu's POV would be pretty uninteresting, like somebody has pointed out before.

>>32124488
How would having a POV from Senketsu would work?

>Do nothing
>Reason Ryuuko

And the occasional >Tighten during the worst moment possible.

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>>32124514

I'm joking, obviously.

I only threw that in there because I new people would be sad if I left Senketsu of the "we will never POV" list

>>32124488
>Senketsu
>tapped Satsuki's Satsukis, Mako's Makos, and Ryuko's Ryukos within 5 minutes of each other
His life was far too short yet far superior to most

>>32124548
>We will never POV Junketsu

>As in Pre-Blood Cure Junketsu

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Stay silent

>>32124488
No, we won't.

But Gamagoori will.

>>32124584
I don't think Senketsu swings that way...

>>32124050
Does Ryuuko want you to come with her to fix this situation? In that case, there's no point stalling any further.

"Alright, I'm coming. Sorry for that, Nonon. I'll make it up to you later, I promise."

Ryuuko will probably complain, but you don't want to make Nonon feel bad.

"You're coming as well, Nonon.", Ryuuko says.

What is she thinking? You want to object, but can't do so without raising suspicion.

"Huh? I'm needed for something, too?" Nonon is as surprised as you are.

"That's right. We need to talk."

She doesn't intend to tell her, does she?

[ ] Ask her telepathically
[ ] Do nothing

>>32124615
>>32124584

God damnit guys.

>Implying Senketsu would dare NTR Ryuuko

>>32124624
>[ ] Do nothing

>>32124624
>[x] Ask her telepathically

Still don't have my KLK CODEC image... I'm sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSP_n_BIe0w

>>32124624
>[X] Ask her telepathically
EXPLAIN YOURSELF WOMAN

>>32124624
>Ask her telepathically

>>32124624
>[ ] Do nothing
Let's see how this turns out.

Sanageyama x Junketsu is the OTP

>>32124624
>[ ] Ask her telepathically

>>32124624
>[X] Do nothing
Let's have faith in our dumb sister

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>>32124093
Fuckin' unf~.

50 points to who ever makes this blood white, for reasons.

>>32124624
>[ ] Do nothing
Welp.

>>32124624
>[ ] Do nothing
Trust in Ryuko, she knows what she's doing

>>32124624
>ask her telepathically
inb4 Ryuko answers out loud

>>32124624
>[ ] Ask her telepathically

>>32124659
>OTP
>Not RyuMako

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>>32124665

Surprised you don't have this one already.

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>>32124636
>>32124653
>>32124664
>>32124675
>>32124676
>she knows what she's doing
Sure, let's go with that.

>>32124691

>Ryuko
>Knowing what she's doing
>Based on a vote we made last thread

At least the trainwreck will be interesting.

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>>32124691
I guess First Blood is coming.

RIP Nonon, she died of !BLOOD LOSS!

>>32124706

I don't understand why the decision was made to tell Noonan. But I want to see the results too much to complain.

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>>32124688
Nui must really like Satsuki.

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>>32124688
I didn't.
Thank you.

>>32124721
That encapsulates this whole quest

>>32124721

We didn't decide to tell her, but last time we did decide to take her with us over Satsuki which delays our "fucking fix this" ability. And for no adequately explained reason.

Which is why Satsuki just went "What the fuck".

But then we made it so she stopped caring.

Truly, we are the real monsters.

OP-sama where are you

>>32125040
>It didn't work this time

You wasted all your mana, go rest.

>>32124792
>We didn't decide to tell her, but last time we did decide to take her with us over Satsuki which delays our "fucking fix this" ability. And for no adequately explained reason.
>Ryuko is horny. She knows Nonon want to play with the Satsuki's. Oportunity presents itself....

>But then we made it so she stopped caring.
She trusts in her sister's judgement.

>>32125040
OP is kill

OP is ded

>>32125087
>>32125040

No, see, you have to make a declarative statement about OP, so the universe can prove you wrong.

Like these guys;
>>32125100
>>32125108

OP will post any second. Probably. Believing too hard in the system may cause the system to fail to spite you.

>>32125040
>>32125100
>>32125108
OP rests with Maiko, boxer-kun and sharktits now

WATCH OUT! OP IS GOING TO POST RIGHT NOW!

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>>32125141
>>32125108
>>32125100
>>32125040

>All thoses peoples giving up

What would Anaru think?

Still here, still writing.

>>32125163
>>32125175

THIS GUY

>>32125172
>What would Anaru think?
who cares? fucker's dead anyways

>>32125172
Fried chicken doesn't think

>>32125172
Anaru is deader than Maiko, who cares what he thinks.

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>>32125172
I don't know, let's ask him

>>32125200
>>32125212
>>32125213

Giant Armor Space Ghost

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>>32125213
>>32125200
>>32125212

Okay.

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>>32124675
>>32124676
It's far too late now, but is it just me or is it a little odd that these two posts were made on the exact same second, at the exact same minute of the exact same hour?

Food for thought.

>>32124624
Surely, she must have some kind of plan. There's no point in questioning it.

"Lead the way, then.", you say.

You must admit, while swapping bodies with your sister is not something you would like to do on a regular basis, it's not an unpleasant experience.

Ever since you remember, you were always expected to act aloof. It has helped you develop a charismatic presence, but when it comes to casual conversations, it's somewhat of a liability. Ryuuko isn't expected to speak in such a manner, and doesn't cause everyone in proximity to stand at attention. You envy her somewhat.

Lost in thought, you follow Ryuuko through the base's corridors. It appears she's leading you to the apartments.

"Oh! Ryuuko-chan, Lady Satsuki, Jakuzure-senpai! This is a perfect opportunity!"

Mankanshoku stands in your path. She looks pretty excited. You realize the responsibility of replying to her lies with you.

"What do you mean, Mako?"

"Hmm?" Mankanshoku gives you an inquisitive look.

She approaches you, and examines you from every angle, and does the same to Ryuuko.

"What's wrong, Mankanshoku?", Ryuuko asks. She's bravely fighting to maintain a neutral expression, but you can see a tiny hint of fear in... well, technically your eyes.

"Ryuuko-chan, Lady Satsuki, there's something different about you today.", she says.

This could end badly.

>>32125339
"What are you talking about, former underachiever?", Nonon asks. "They both look normal!"

Former underachiever? Still, you're glad at least Nonon doesn't suspect anything.

"No, there's something different!", Mankanshoku exclaims.

[ ] Assure her everything is normal
[ ] Stay silent

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>>32125339

SHE KNOWS

>>32125357
>[x] Stay silent

PANIC

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>>32125357
>Assure her everything is normal

[X] !!!DAMAGE CONTROL!!!

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>>32125339
>[x] PANIC

>>32125357
>[X] Assure her everything is normal
JESUS CHRIST MAKO SHUT YOUR MAUF

>>32125357
>[ ] Stay silent
Taking a risk, but it seems to me that this is what Ryuuko would do - a.e, be sorta dumbfounded by what Mako says. Besides, her freaking out and assuring her everything is fine will only raise suspicions. Satsuki's proven to be a consummate actress so far, remember.

>>32125357
>[ ] Assure her everything is normal

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>>32125333
Dammit Patrick, your stupidity spread over to me.

>>32125357
>[x] Assure her everything is normal

EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH OCEANIA

>>32125357
>[ ] Stay silent

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>>32125357
>[x] PANIC

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>>32125431
Huh. Well, shit, they actually were posted at the exact same time; my apologies.

>>32125357
>[x] Assure her everything is normal

>>32125357
>[x] Stay silent

>>32125414

>Satsuki's proven to be a consummate actress so far, remember.

Yeah, that's when she was handled by AI. Now we're controlling her, she'll obviously be way more incompetent.

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>>32125379
>>32125409
>>32125423
>>32125438
>>32125467

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>>32125414
WHY
WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING MORONS LISTEN TO THIS?
THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICES FOR MORE THAN A NANOSECOND, SHIT FOR BRAINS, AND MAYBE WE'LL GET SOMEWHERE

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you fools

>>32125509
No shut up though

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>>32125488
what is wrong with you people
at first i thought it was just a joke but now i'm seriously starting to think you're all collectively brain-damaged far more so than /tg/ usually is anyways

>>32125488
GOD DAMN IT MAKO HOW ABOUT I WHITESNAKE YOUR SHIT

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>>32125488

>>32125530
sick burn

>>32125541
Idk, maybe some people want exercise the CYO part of the CYOA and engage in skeletons?

Just a thought.

>>32125578
>>32125578
what possible benefits could their be from taking the worst possible choices?
freedom to fuck up =/= freedom to willingly chose bad end and do so consistently

>>32125613
i assume its about wanting drama and excitement rather than seeking benefits

>>32125575
What else did you expect?
Your useless whining about people making "wrong" choices is borderline shitposting

>>32125613
>what possible benefits could their be from taking the worst possible choices?

I don't know, but again it's called a CYOA for that very reason.

I understand your frustration, but it's entirely a matter of choice.

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>>32125667

>>32125656
It's not about what's "wrong" or "right", it's about what's in character for god's sake
I mean, bringing Nonon along? That was blatantly so, and it's remarked on in >>32124624:
>What is she thinking? You want to object, but can't do so without raising suspicion.

>>32125613

>Bad End
>While we're doing silly Freaky Friday shit

Listen, when it's serious, we'll get our serious face on, but right now, shit's just silly. At worst we're confronted with some possible embarrassment, awkward questions, and somebody might have to hug Nonon some more and get her breakfast.

We do actually put a decent amount of thought into potentially serious situations, or at least dodge obvious pitfalls, but you can't keep that level 100% of the time, it doesn't work.

>>32125667
Hurm. I suppose it is, in the end.
At the very least it'd be nice to try and use common sense instead of going right for the trigger.

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>>32125613
>doesn't want all freedoms
alerted the NSA

>>32125705
It was an option, so there had to be a reason for that
All the options are supposed to be in-character

>>32125727
Actually...yeah, now that you mention the Freaky Friday shit, it kind of does make sense. Suppose I shouldn't get so worked up. Apologies.

>>32125733
Common sense in this case really is subjective though.

Or maybe some people just want shit to hit the fan, that's another possibility and entirely reasonable, CYOA is the name of the game.

If it's really an issue you can petition the OP to simply omit even having those choices in the first place.

Otherwise, you gotta roll with whatever wins.

>>32125541
It's fun to get skeletons outside of life-and-death choices.

>>32125756

Actually, Satsuki's been freakishly good at being "Ryuko", so it might make a bit of sense for her to think Ryuko knows what she's doing. Despite evidence to the contrary.

>>32125763

Nah, it's cool. I was a little frustrated myself with some of the direction when we started this particular branch, but then I realize there were more people who were way more relaxed about it, and finding it much more entertaining. The best you can do is throw in your vote when the chance to be sensible presents itself, and if you lose out, you got a go with the flow and realize that at least it will be entertaining.

We've actually always been like this, now that I think about it. Similar situations whenever the word "PANIC" occurs.

>>32125357
"I don't know what you're getting at, Mako.", you say. "Everything's fine."

"And by "fine" you mean "normal"?", she asks.

"...Yes?"

Ryuuko looks at her. "Mankanshoku, are you feeling alright?"

Mankanshoku slowly walks up to you, and stops just short of bumping into you. Why is she so close?

"Mako?"

She stands on her tiptoes, and... licks your face on the side.

"This taste... the taste of a liar! Kiryuuin Ryuuko!", she says with a victorious smile.

"W-what?", is all you can stammer out. This girl and her thought processes are utterly incomprehensible.

"Nani sore." Nonon looks at the scene, completely dumbfounded.

You glance at Ryuuko. She's confused, but still hiding her fear.

"Now I'm definitely sure something is different! You can't lie your way out of this, Ryuuko-chan!"

Is this really it?

Or maybe, she noticed something you did not, and is merely commenting on that?

"Okay, you got us, Mako.", you say. "See, the truth is..."

[ ] We swapped bodies
[ ] We swapped underwear

>>32126213
>[x] We swapped bodies

I think the jig is up.

>>32126213
>[ ] We swapped bodies

>>32126213
>[ ] We swapped underwear

>>32126213
>we swapped underwear
2shiny4me

>>32126213
>We swapped underwear
>We swapped bodies

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH WAY WE'RE GOING
NONON'S STILL DYING

>>32126213
>[ ] We swapped underwear
Fuck it.

>>32126213
>[x] We swapped underwear
AWWWW YEAH

>>32126213
>[ ] We swapped underwear

>>32126237
>>32126248
>>32126257
>>32126258
>>32126264

>>32126213
>[ ] We swapped bodies
oh god

RIP Nonon.

>>32126213
>[ ] We held hands

>>32126276

OH FUCK WHAT IF SHE CHECKS

>>32126276
I think OP's tricking us here, the best thing to do probably would have been to tell Mako we swapped bodies, and then she would think we're fucking around with her or something.

But because we said we swapped underwear, Mako logic is going to allow her to see right past that and realize something fishy is going on.

We've actually been rused into the skeleton option.

>>32126313
But it did happen, accidentally.

>>32126276
ALL ABOARD THE FUNTRAIN
WHERE SKELETONS ARE THERE TO AMUSE YOU

>>32126314
Oh fuck...

>>32126276

Satsuki is spending too much time as Ryuko. The fact that this possibility occurred to her shows that she's using Ryuko's brain too much.

>>32126320

Yeah, best lies are partially true, but still, it's a DUMB fucking thing to say.

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>>32126314
>claiming to understand Mako logic
ok

>>32126292
Poor Nonon, she will be resting with Maiko, Boxer-kun, Hakodate and Anaru soon.

>>32126314
Goddamn it.

If Nonon goes "BUT THEN IT WASN'T SATSUKI THAT HUGGED ME YESTERDAY?!", we can just say we only swapped bodies today, and that yesterday Satsuki was still Satsuki.

>>32126292
>>32126337
>Arcjew, Boxer-kun and Sharktits only MIA
>Anaru a ghostgolem
Nonon will cheat death too. She'll use her necromancery, become a cyborg, use Life Fibers or something equally crazy.

>>32126485
And then we'll all hug Nonon, together with Senketsu. Everybody will have their hug.

>>32126485
It's still the same day.

>>32126485

I think this is the same day, just later in the afternoon. We only had like a 3 hour round trip and that was like, at "Fuck Off" o'clock AM.

>>32126515

HUG CIRCLE. EVERYBODY GETTIN' HUGGED.

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>>32126515
>implying OP will ever let us hug Senketsu
keep dreaming

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>>32126551
Hug circle you say?

>>32126529
Then they switched after Satsuko went to check on Ryusuki.

>>32126515
>>32126567
Senketsu getting a hug is about as likely as Arcjew returning. Aka, not likely.

>>32126603
Maiko is dead, Senketsu isn't.

There's still hope. Even Junketsu got hugged by Ryuuko considering he was on Satsuki during a hug.

>>32126667
see >>32126493
Nobody dies in this world. Not even dad.

>>32126213
It's ridiculous, but only a ridiculous answer can save you from this ridiculous situation. And besides, it's not actually a lie.

In the morning, you put on your own panties and bra, which is when you realized something isn't right. Ryuuko did the same, from what you could see.

"...we swapped underwear, by accident.", you say.

"...It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but it's true.", Ryuuko adds.

Nonon's face turns red. "...How do you not notice something like that?"

"Well, we did, but then you knocked on the door. There wasn't really much time to change.", you say.

"Oh, sorry..."

You look at Mankanshoku, who still seems to be processing what you said. Suddenly, her face lights up.

"I knew it! When I looked at you, something didn't seem right! It was underwear size difference!"

She seems to be very observant about all the wrong things.

"So, uh, is that all you wanted to talk about, Mako?"

"Oh! I completely forgot! I had an offer to make! One that you can't refuse! To you, and to Lady Satsuki. And, since Jakuzure-senpai is here, to her too!"

An offer you can't refuse? Sounds sinister, to say the least. Though, it surely can't be worse than the situation just now.

"What offer is that?", Ryuuko asks.

"Well, you see... I know everyone is doing their best to protect people from getting eaten by those suits. I hope we'll rescue my little brother soon, too! But..."

"But?"

>>32126751
Cordially inviting us to her hen party

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>>32126751
ARE we still in the wrong underwear though?

>>32126751
>Nonon's face turns red. "...How do you not notice something like that?"

Nonon confirmed for imagining her beloved Satsuki-chan crammed into Ryuko's smaller underwear.

>>32126796
I think we switched back, but I can't recall completely

>>32126812

Ryusuki had to answer the door, so I don't think she had the chance, but Satsuko had the chance to get naked, so she might have gotten the opportunity to switch.

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>>32126811
>Satsuki-chan crammed into Ryuko's smaller underwear.

>>32126861

Comfyguy pls

>>32126751
>I want to swap bodies with you guys

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>>32126861
>Satsuki-chan crammed into Ryuko's smaller underwear.

The mental images I have, shame I cannot draw 'em.

>>32126879
>bodyswapping for everybody!
>Nonon gets Satsuki's body
>Refuses to give it back

>>32126751
"This base is so boring, I can't stand it! We need to go outside once in a while! And so, I've decided! We must go on a date!"

Consternation fills the room.

"...Mankanshoku, you do realize we're waging war with REVOCS, right?", Ryuuko asks.

"And that we can be attacked at any moment?", you add.

"Well, I don't really get it, but you two are like, really really strong, right? Me and Jakuzure-senpai can fight, too! We can go have fun, and beat bad guys up if need be!"

"...I actually have to agree with her, for once.", Nonon says. "It could be fun!"

You glance at Ryuuko. She doesn't seem to know what to say, either.

[ ] Agree
[ ] Refuse

>>32126976
>[ ] Refuse

>>32126976
>[x] Refuse

Now just really isn't the time guys

>>32126976
>[x] Agree
the ride never ends

>>32126976
>[ ] Agree

>>32126976
>[ ] Agree
>Let me and Satsuki get changed first

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>>32126976
[ ] Agree

GOD HELP MY SHAKING BONES.

>>32126976
>[ ] Refuse
Yeah, no.

>>32126976
>[ ] Agree
YESYESYESYES. We must pretend to be Ryuuko and this goes helps sell it

>>32126976

>[x] Refuse

We had a rough day today, we do not feel like going out, actually. Maybe tomorrow.

>>32126976
>Agree

Welp.

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>>32126998
>>32127000
>>32127002
>>32127005
>>32127012

>>32126976
>[ ] Agree
Shenanigans!!!

>>32126976

> [x] Agree

FOURSOME ENDING IS GO

>>32127034

Watch Nonon is going to kiss Ryuko in Satsuki's body. Destroying both there relationships.

>>32127034
Don't regret a damn thing

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>>32127034

Yeah, I figured this was coming. It's a terrible idea, but Ryuko would agree to it under normal circumstances.

It was already too late once I figured out how to rationalize it. >>32127014

>>32127066

Get away with those dubs! The Foursome ending must happen!

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>>32127034

>"Where were you girls? Ragyo attacked the compound in force! We were completely overwhelmed!"

>"Uh. . .getting ice cream?"

>>32127034
why did I even click?
it's always a fucking skeleton
can't it be roses or something?
even just once?

>>32127074
It was too late Nonon.
It's was always too late.

>>32127103

Your own fault for having spoiler images turned on.

so like, for the final battle with ragyou
are we gonna embrace the SA2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY

>>32127101
>"Mako, if Ragyo wins there won't be any more ice cream"
>One time freeze later
>Ragyo ded
That was easy.

>>32127134
>Ragyo ded
You mean Life Fiber Jail right?

>>32127134
Ragyo will just offer her all the ice cream.
ALL OF IT.

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>>32127181
All the ice cream?

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>>32127386
ALL.

>>32127386

fresh, hand-churned ice cream

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>>32127492
I'd like Ragyo's hands to churn me till Ice cream.

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Guys! Dadman established that Ragyo used to be a Goodguy before turning to evil. That means shes redeemable now!

>>32126976
"...Fine.", you say. "Could use some fun once in a while."

You like the idea, but you're not sure if this is the time for it. Still, Mankanshoku raises a fair point. There aren't many enemies out there that you could consider a serious threat.

Besides, Osaka is controlled by the Takarada Conglomerate. As much as you hate to admit it, it's the closest thing to friendly territory you have right now.

Ryuuko doesn't say anything, she merely nods.

Mankanshoku jumps in joy."Great! Let's go!"

You can tell Nonon is happy with this turn of events, as well.

There is, however, a problem. Your father is very likely monitoring your every step. He will notice, the only question is how he will react to it.

[ ] Go and ask him
[ ] Try to leave without asking

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>>32127538
God fucking damn it Carlos

>>32127538
Good one Carlos! You've done it again!
>>32127552
>[ ] Try to leave without asking

>>32127552
>[ ] Try to leave without asking

>>32127552
>[x] Go and ask him

Father. Our last hope.

>>32127552

>[x] Go and ask him

I mean, we have a parent now, aaaaaand we should probably check in with him, even if I think Satsuki and Nonon are technically adults.

Also, he knows.

>>32127552
>[ ] Go and ask him

>>32127552
>[ ] Try to leave without asking
Fuck it.

>>32127552
>go and ask him
I like my head on my shoulders

>>32127552
>[ ] Try to leave without asking

>>32127552
[ ] Go and ask him

>>32127552
>[ ] Try to leave without asking
Let's bail.

>>32127569
>>32127585
>>32127590
>>32127594
>>32127604

>>32127552
>>[ ] Go and ask him

>>32127585
>even if I think Satsuki and Nonon are technically adults.
Funny that you mention that.

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>>32127615

Now if one of us gets Ragyonapped he will blame himself!

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>>32127545
She was a good mom.
Was.

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>>32127631

Funny "haha" or Funny skeletons

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>>32127631

W-what are you saying?

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>>32127631
Oh......Oh my

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>>32127631

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>>32127663
>>32127676
>>32127696
>>32127631

>"I-I need an adult!"
>"You are an adult."