>>32167084
I love these threads, I'm ready for you OP

I vaguely remember a combat sim for this done a while back. Did you do the soldier fighting his rolling-pin wielding wife?

>>32167084
>applying silicon-based anal lube
>unrolling circumference roller

Let's do this!

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>>32167084
Who will be curse to flick other people's genitals or require a sacrificial retard for a spell? Only time will tell!

Also please tell me your kobold has these spells.

We're finally going to get to play with the magic system?

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Here's how this is going to work. We have two spellcasters who use Chaos Magic. We're going to have them cast spells at each other.

There are, broadly, two kinds of spells in their arsenals. One is a ranged attack spell. These range from magic missiles to spells that throw you through a window at 10 miles per hour. The other kind of spell is a touch-attack spell. To apply these to an unwilling target, you have to Brawl with them. Imagine a street brawl where each punch, knee, elbow, and eye gouge that lands on you may make your teeth crooked, make you a cannibal for a week, age you by 10 years, or split your jaw's muscles in two. That's what these spellcasters are able to do.

Whether the combat is resolved at range or up close is up to you guys! You'll be casting the spells.

>>32167183
Yes, I did. He defeated his wife, and then he was killed after he stepped outside his house and tried to fight a Viking.

>>32167242
The kobold does not have those spells. The one in the top left is Ceremonial Magic, not Chaos Magic, so he could never use it. The other three are Earth discipline spells, and our kobold pyromanic has access only to Fire spells. I believe he has more than enough to make up for it. You'll see in a minute.

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>fatal
>fatal
>lɐʇɐɟ
>F
>A
>T
>A
>L
Proceed.

Yes. YES.
My dick is diamonds, OP. Let's fucking DO THIS.

>>32167242
>Ejaculate (substance
Why? For what reason? Who studies mysteries of the arcane so that he might make people ejaculate blood?

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Warning: These are the characters' FULL STATS.

Eufemia Umfreville-Braose: http://paste2.org/VDnNKI5X
Muda Hiawang: http://paste2.org/11xC5Y22

Like its combat system, FATAL's magic system is vaguely like D&D's. Spells are numbered in levels from 1 to 10. Spellcasters may gain new spells as they level up. Each spell may have ingredients, a ritual, and a chant that goes along with it. These chants and ingredients may be quite ridiculous. The rituals may be even more so.

Casting spells drains Magic Points, or MP. The time it takes to cast a spell depends on its level, your Enunciation sub-attribute, and any skill points you've invested into mastering that specific spell.

You have to say a spell's chant each time you cast the spell. If you mess up the chant, you get a random magical effect. If you use incorrect ingredients, you get random magical effects. If you don't perform the ritual correctly, you'll get a random magical effect. See a pattern here? Screw up you spellcasting, and nobody knows what's going to happen! It's on you to make sure that does not (or does) happen.

In the character sheets you will see each spell in their grimoires and what it takes to cast them. I will post them all for you.

>>32167765
My question is the acid. Is the subject immune to his own substance or does his dick dissolve as soon as he fires? This question would obviously come up at the table.

>>32167873
I have to give it to FATAL, few role-playing games raise question like these.

>>32167818
Does the character chant the spell or does the player? Because if it's the player than that is hilarious.

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Up first is the young and beautiful* 17-year-old human witch Eufemia Umfreville-Braose. She and her husband - whom she is happily married to - have a gig where they go to villages posing as refugees, then stay for a while to hunt spellcasters hiding in the village. They have eliminated two spellcasters this way. Unfortunately for her, her husband isn't around tonight, so she has to take on a magical arsonist by herself.

She has access to the Earth, Fire, and Ether spell domains. 1/3

*Little above average really. Nice face and body but she doesn't move or speak very well.

>>32167914
Both.

Your character may be able to speak more quickly than you. But you, its player, have to verbally say the chant correctly for the spell to work.

You're going to be casting the spells.

>>32167977
Are we going to set up vocaroos so you can make sure we can chant correctly?

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>>32167873
>>32167895
It says anything that you cum on takes acid damage. How often does one ejaculate and not get cum on themselves? You'd take 1 Life Point (LP) of damage per caster level for the whole load, so maybe you'd suffer some very minor burns if you don't get it all on you.

>>32167977

OP, I really respect you and all, but... How did you fall so low? You obviously know the rules of this "system", are you proud or shameful of yourself? Do you think it was a waste of time or it was somehow useful(!?) to you?

>>32168048
I bet that Byron Hall - that was the name of the FATAL dev, right? - had a lot of fun writing those spells.

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That's it for Eufmeia's grimoire. These are all the spells she has available! I'll let you guys stew it over for a while.

Listen up! If you screw up the chant, the MP invested in the spell is wasted and we will roll for a Random Magical Effect. But if the chant is between 90% and 99% correct, the rules say the spell still goes off, but you still roll for a Random Magical Effect.
If you then screw up the chant in the same way, you will get the same random effect.

In this way you can experiment with your spells. But beware! Each time you roll on the Random Magical Effects chart, you have a 1-in-2000 chance of accidentally casting Fatal and killing all life on the planet. The gods would not take mercy on your soul.

>>32168028
You should get practicing. >>32167319
For instance, if Eufemia wants to cast Internal Explosion, her players have to say

RE_U'THHRNAQE_U'_Z_DR_
Where each underscore _ is a blank space.

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>>32168110
Through learning these rules and playing with /tg/, I am making other people laugh, enjoy themselves, and be happy. How can I possibly be ashamed of that?

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>FATAL
it begins

>>32167765
They don't do it for that, they do it so they can ejaculate fire

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Next up is Muda, and I suspect he will be the crowd favorite. We created this character a while back in a FATAL Friday thread. I modified his stats and spell selection a bit and here he is.

Muda was raised a slave in a cult down in the Southern Queendoms, where he was taught sorcery by an unethical immoral sorceress mistress. Even today he is a slave to her will. She has given him free reign to terrorize local villages, which Muda usually does by lighting buildings on fire with his Meltdown spell.

He has the maximum of four mental illnesses to begin play with. He's terrified of houses and men (one a result of growing up a slave in the Southern Queendoms), yet he is an exhibitionist with pyromania. He does not yet know how to cope with these four simultaneous illnesses preying on his sanity.

Illness 1: domatophobia - Fear of houses or being in a house
Illness 2: exhibitionism
Illness 3: hominophobia - Fear of men
Illness 4: pyromania

Muda has access to only the Fire domain, but this domain includes such spells as cold and electric attacks. Muda is particularly fond of Cryoprobe. His master of the spell is such that he can cast it 4 times per combat round rather than the usual 3.

>>32168495
forgot link (its a dethklock song for the janitors that may be out there)

>>32168519
fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o&feature=kp

>>32168495
You know, that sounds kind of awesome, if impractical.

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>>32168566
>awesome, if impractical
That's the name of the game here. Oftentimes without the awesome, though.

>>32168641
It seems to be a reasonably effective weapon in the music video. The dude kills 10+ people with it.

>>32168641
>if somebody survives having an explosion go off inside them, they're likely to just start farting
hyper-realistic

>>32167242
I see the ejaculate poison produces a sexist poison.

>>32168826
Well, FATAL is the most historically and mythologically accurate RPG ever made, so course it's realistic.

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And there's the last of the grimoire sheets. You now know what all of our combatants' spells do.

If you're new to FATAL, I'll explain the basic mechanics. It has a bad case of "like D&D, but--". The basic game has you rolling 3d10 and trying to get EQUAL TO or HIGHER THAN a target number called a Threshold, or TH. You roll 3d10, apply any modifiers for your sub-attributes or skills (of which there are many), and then you compare it to the roll's TH. This determines success or failure.

In combat, time is divided into Rounds. Each Round is 3 seconds long. Regular weapon attacks can be done once per Round. Brawling attacks, like punches and kicks, can be done twice a round or faster. Combatants roll initiative at the start of each and every Round to see who acts in what order.

The magic system is a bit different. Each spell takes a certain amount of time to cast, depending primarily on its level.. Instead of rolling to see if you get it off, you have to say the spell's chant and your character has to have any necessary ingredients on hand. Finally, if the spell has a ritual, you must perform the ritual as well.

The spells used may call for skill checks, like an Aim roll to aim a magical ray, a Hurl roll to throw fire, or a Brawling roll to touch an unwilling target. Several spells, however, don't have any such way to fail. You cast them, and they work. End of story.

Take for example Muda's Meltdown spell. This magic kills knights. If he casts it, any target he sees will then start suffering 1d100 burning damage (times 1.10 for his Spellcasting (Specific) skill) per round, for 5 rounds. To put that number in perspective, an average human has 20 Life Points (LP). A large being like an ogre or troll tends to have around 50. And, if you're wearing metal plate armor like a knight would, you take double damage from burning effects. It's a very powerful spell.

>>32168932
So, our battle will be really short then? Whoever first casts their no-save spell wins?

>>32169070
Looks like it. FATAL has it all, even caster superiority!

Is Rhade running this? I bet Rhade is running this.

>>32169100
As was said, "like D&D."

>>32169070
I'm pretty sure our battle will be short, but that we won't get any high-level spell off. Because you can spam level 1 spells multiple times per round, it's easy to overwhelm your enemy.

Then again, I thought our first FATAL Fecht of two fully-armored knights would be a lengthy battle where they gradually bash away at each other's armor. How wrong I was! We will see where this goes.

>>32169213
We need to purposefully pronounce spells wrong so we can get random spell effects, which are hilarious.

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So, here's the deal.

Our characters will start after Eufemia encounters Muda while investigating a burning building at night. They're outside on the grass and there are numerous windows within a hundred feet of their current location. Muda has a backpack on his back carrying a variety of ingredients -- he probably has what he needs to cast several of his spells. Eufemia has a small pouch that carries some small ingredients.

You guys will control a character, either Muda or Eufemia. You will decide what spells they cast, and you guys will say the necessary chants.
http://vocaroo.com/

>>32169340
You seem to be highly confident in your chanting abilities. Why don't you give us a sample? Pick a spell from either combatant's lists that has a chant, and cast it!

>>32169377
How do you determin the chant for any given spell?

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>>32169377
Eufie casts Internal Explosion!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDonrvPn2w

Did this without looking at the pronunciation guide. Prepare your anus.

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>>32169430
The chants for our spells are given in their character sheets. To determine a Chaos spell's chant, you first roll 1d100. Chaos magic has a 75% chance of requiring a chant, so most spells will need one. Then, you roll 3d10, and subtract the result from 33. This number is the number of characters in your chant. Your chant will have at minimum 3, and at most 30. For each character, you roll 1d100 and find the corresponding syllable on this chart. After you do that, you have your chant! >>32167242

It's only fitting I provide an example. Here is Eufemia's Develop Breasts spell.
>UF_ST'XT'DZ'FOZ_T_O'GHI'_E

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mqklp0c16U

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>>32169453
That's pretty good! Keep at it and you'll make a fine wizard someday.
>RE_U'THHRNAQE_U'_Z_DR_

>I did this without looking at how I'm supposed to do it.
That's pretty terrible. The "E" with no apostrophe is a short E, as in Elbow. I'd say you got the spell off, but it was only 90% good. You need to roll on the Random Magical Effects chart!

We've all seen the pictures showcasing some of its more controversial elements, but have you ever used it yourself?

Anyone! Roll 1d2000!

Rolled 144

>>32169666
it begins

Rolled 165

>>32169666

>>32169548
Ah-U-R-Uh-T'

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BzRRPGoTzx

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>>32169731
At the paltry cost of literally exploding someone's organs, you have discovered the secrets to Disarming people of their weapons! Repeat that chant exactly as you did, and do it often enough, and you'll be the greatest Disarmer the world has ever seen!

Neat.

Roll 4d10 to determine the range and amount.

>>32169739
That's the same result, but with Philosophy.

>>32169769
By the way, everyone. Say what spell you are casting when you post the chant for it, and post its actual chant in text in your post. That way we keep things together!

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>>32169795
Wait, oops, you got 144, not 114. You've unlocked not the secrets of Disarming but the secrets of Intimidation!

>>32169888
It did just now. Maybe folks are just employing sage judiciously, which would be the polite thing to do under the assumption that not everybody wants to see FATAL on the front page.

>>32169915
At least this is /tg/-related, unlike some other continually-bumped threads.

>>32169795
>the Dying skill
If I fail a Dying skill check, does that mean I survive a mortal wound?

Rolled 7, 3, 2, 4 = 16

>>32169795

I'd heard that FATAL was bad and wrong, but I had no idea that it was THIS goddamn silly.

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>>32170042
The most historically accurate of RPG game authors, Byron Hall saw fit to spell Dyeing not with an e but with nothing.

>>32170161
Oh, we're just getting started.

Really, we're getting started! You guys ready to do the real thing?

>>32170230
My body is ready.

>>32170230
Go forward OP

>>32170161
This is the real reason it should be forgotten. Not for the creepy sex shit, but for just how terrible of a system it is mechanically

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ARE YOU READY, /tg/?!

I SAID,
ARE
YOU
READY?

LET'S GET READY FOR FATAL!

>>32170448
Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!

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>>32167818
>A cup
>3 inch areolas

>>32170573
Someone needs to cast Develop Breasts.

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>>32170448
I'm all kinds of ready.

>>32170448
Who are we playing as? Eufie seems really gimped in comparison to Muda, though I suppose she could try and rely on random spell effects to win the day.

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Rolled 17 + 10

Eufemia strolls through a grassy knoll and comes upon the sorcerer Muda! Muda sees Eufemia and the duel is on!


They are this many feet apart. Without getting into the surprisingly extensive movement and Sprinting rules, I can tell you that either person can close the range to arm's reach if they spend one full Round running at their enemy. If the distance happens to be 15 or less, they can cover the distance and make a single 1-second spell or one Brawling attack along with it.

Whether you stay at range or close to melee is up to you guys!

First, we roll initiative! Eufemia has a knife out, and Muda is unarmed, so Muda does not have a Delivery Penalty to his Initiative roll. Breadth (your arm's reach) applies to only the very first Initiative roll of each round.

In this way, a really tall person (high Breadth) wielding a really long weapon (like a spear) will probably be very likely to take initiative over a midget with a knife. The midget would be faster if he ditched the knife, because FATAL is among the most realistic of roleplaying games, having been written by Byron Hall himself.

Eufemia roll 1d100 + 3 Reaction Speed + 30 Breadth - 22 Delivery Penalty, or 1d100 + 11
Muda rolls 1d100 - 6 Reaction Speed + 28 Breadth, or 1d100+22

After this first round we won't count Breadth anymore, so Eufemia will roll 1d100 - 19 and Muda will be rolling 1d100 -6.

To reiterate, Eufemia has a dagger in one hand, and Muda is unarmed. But these guys are wizards. Who needs weapons when you can shoot laser beams out of your hands like Muda can?

Roll me some d100s for initiative! You'll get to decide who you play as after that!

Rolled 25

>>32170712
I want to be the little girl.

>>32170751
There is no little girl, only a grown woman. That's not until next Friday.

Rolled 29

>>32170712

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>>32170794
Why have you not rolled 1d100 for Muda yet? Get to it!

Humans reach maturity at age 15 and girls are married when they're 12. Eufemia's been married for five years.

Rolled 66

>>32170838
Okaaaay. Claiming the dragon dude.

Rolled 64

>>32170712
Oh boy, here we go.

>>32170712
>Eufemia rolls 1d100 [...] -22 Delivery Penalty
You're just stacking the odds against her, man. We might as well play the crazy kobold, I guess.

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>>32170712
>>32170751
>>32170833
Alrighty, there we go. I'm assuming the first roll was for Eufemia and the second roll was done by a mute who cannot say who he is rolling for.

25 + 11 = 36
29 + 22 = >36

Muda will go first this Round, and then Eufemia will go.

Now, you guys have the power. You decide what spells Muda casts or what he does. Look at his sheet for the chants and any necessary ingredients or rituals, and ctrl+f "grimoire muda" for his spells' descriptions.

This shows how long it takes to cast spells based on their level. >>32169548
Because of their Enunciation stats, Muda can cast Cryoprobe (and only Cryoprobe) four times per Round, and Eufemia can cast only two level 1 spells per Round, but otherwise it is as the chart says.

Pick a spell, say its chant, and do it! I might recommend Cryoprobe. Try saying that chant four times fast.
Spells without chants are hella OP.

Muda is wearing a cape, a belt, sandals, and a backpack. No shirt, no pants. The backpack is mostly full of dismembered limbs.

>>32170995
Let's just cast Force Missile and one-shot her. This battle is stacked absurdly in our favor.

>>32171027
Though I guess Cryoprobe would be easier. If anyone feels up to trying it, go for Force Missile. Otherwise, let's just spam Cryoprobe.

>>32171053
Might as well try Force Missile.

>>32171027
>Force Missile
> Ingredients: 3
>- 0255 - Branch of a maple tree - reusable
>- 0475 - Dismembered arm of a slave - reusable
>- 0754 - Dismembered limb - reusable
>I'UI'H'R'UI'I'PS'RL'

To cast Force Missile, Muda retrieves from his backpack a contraption similar to a windvane. It is a stick with two arms attached to the end. Muda merely spins the armvane around and force missiles fly off the ends, like rain from an umbrella.

Give it a shot, try saying the chant.

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>>32171027
>>32171053
>>32171101
Go ahead, Muda-fags. Pull the trigger.

>>32171109
If I weren't on my phone, I would butcher that spectacularly.

Also that contraption is fucking ridiculous holy shit why would you even make that.

>>32171109
>I'UI'H'R'UI'I'PS'RL'
It's something like
EYEooEYEhuaRRooEYEEYEpshrlye

Where the RR is rolled like a sexy Spaniard with a rose in his mouth seducing you into dancing with him.

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What's the matter, Muda? Cat got your tongue? If you won't cast a spell, perhaps I'll do it for you -- and you don't want that!

>>32171222
Chaos Magic is the kind of magic crazed hermits with rats hanging from their stick do when they do their wicked dances and put vile curses upon you.

It's also the magic that priests use.

>>32170995
>develop breasts on self

>>32171293
Oh, okay. That makes sense.

Doesn't make it any less ridiculous, of course.

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>>32171323
Sure, when Eufemia's turn comes up (or if Muda doesn't put up) you can absolutely do that.

But, you have to say the chant.

>Develop Breasts
>Chant: UF_ST'XT'DZ'FOZ_T_O'GHI'_E
>Approximate English pronounciation: Oof styxtydzhurefoes t woghai eh

This is FATAL! You do not merely say you cast magic missile at the darkness. You sit up straight, take in a deep breath, and yell MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. And if you screw up you might end up with a pig's tail or you might be compelled to shout the lyrics to some of Byron Hall's favorite death metal songs.

Oh gosh my voice is terrible.

Muda attempts to cast Force Missile three times, but he accidentally says this instead of his Chant(s)!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PaGvHfuYiq

He has failed utterly and has wasted 24 of his 190 MP.

190 - 24 = 166 MP remaining. Watch out, or you'll run out of magical energy!

More importantly, because he failed three times, Muda must roll 3d2000 to find random magical effects.

Get rolling!

Rolled 375

>>32171700
One roll for victory!
How the hell do you roll 1d1000 IRL anyhow?

Rolled 206, 1300 = 1506

>>32171700

Rolled 1

>>32171739
You need to roll d2000, not d1000. There are two thousand different random magical effects. I think you can accidentally cast almost any spell in the game through rolling the right result on the table.

You do d1000 IRL the same way you do d100. You roll 3d10. One's a thousands place, one's a hundreds, one's a tens.

FATAL requires you to roll 1d1,000,000 and 1d10,000,000 at points, so just know that each 0 is another d10.

Rolled 1576

>>32171798
Oh, okay. Should have thought of wait what seriously

Revised roll.

>>32171739
>>32171783
Great! That's 206, 375, and 1300. I'll go grab the results.

In the meantime, decide what spell Eufemia is casting and give us a chant, if it needs one! If it doesn't, just say what you're doing!

like the hella OP Defenstration -- seriously it accelerates you to like 10.5 mph in one second. You know that cartoon gif of the cat people throwing another cat person out of a window? It's like that but automatic and can be done really fast

Rolled 661

>>32171853

As >>32171323 suggested, we are pumping those meager tits up.

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>>32171852
>>32171783
>>32171739
Good lord, look at all this.
I think we'll take the Banish Disease spell over result #0375.

By stating that his name is Muda, Muda has cleansed himself of disease.

Unfortunately we summoned a third combatant to the field...

>>32171908
I'd be happy to do it! Just say the chant.

>>32171908
Long live Eufemia.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yUljPuyUex

>>32171798

Best part about the spell table: you can accidentally cast a spell that destroys all life on the planet.

That's right. In Fatal, every time you miscast, you have a 1 in 2000 chance to destroy the fucking world.

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>>32172035
Hey, that was actually pretty spot-on. No random magical effect for you!

Eufemia bumps her breast size up from an A to a B. Her clothes become mighty uncomfortable and she gains +15 Bodily Attractiveness, raising her score from 116 to 131, and her Bodily Attractiveness bonus from 9 to 14!

I don't think that affects any skills for this combat but if there's one you want to know about just ask.

That's it for Eufemia's turn.

Now is time for Muda again, except now we have a bladesmith who wants to test his blade on Muda.

>>32172112
I already mentioned that, you silly goose. >>32168133

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>>32172150

Oops. That's what I get for skimming.

>>32172179
But you know what you CAN'T accidentally cast? Holocaust.

Subtle.

A bladesmith appears and asks Muda if he can shave the kobold's armpits. Muda is terrified of men and he screams at the bladesmith to go away. The bladesmith is disheartened.

What will Muda do now? What spells will he cast?

>>32172150

I did not know that Fatal refereed to scientific studies.

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>>32172150
>Hey, that was actually pretty spot-on. No random magical effect for you!
T-thank you, Aedile-san.

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>>32172208
It refers to scientific studies throughout the whole book. The book is extensively researched and is the most historically and mythically accurate RPG book ever written.

>>32172219
Now chant something for Muda, dang it.

>>32172264
So a black dwarf needs to get a boner in order to receive his sentence? What if he just stays soft?

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>>32172296

>>32172264
>none of the penalties take into account the status of the victim
>historically accurate

>>32172264
Well that's a wee bit creepy.

>>32172323
That's actually one with reasonable ingredients and ritual. Huh.

>>32172323
>kobolds
>royalty are fined
What's the point of being noble if you can't ignore the law?

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>>32172351
Ceremonial Magic is like that. You know it's Ceremonial because the name is in Italics, and it has a Ritual and Ingredients built in. Most also have Chants.

>>32172331
The bugbear penalty in that picture does. Bugbears and kobolds tend to do the 'status' thing.

>>32172331
It's not like there's a fucking murder ballad that goes into gruesome detail about how a man accused of raping a noblewoman is drawn and quartered, and the area is littered with "pieces of his flesh."

In fact, I think I'll put "Child Owlet" on right now. It's a good soundtrack for F.A.T.A.L.

>>32172395
There was an anime filled with gore that also had good music. Can't remember its name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLlbVW-VA0

Alright, so, Muda needs to cast something. What will he cast? You tell me!

>>32172388
I'm pretty sure the bugbear one is for the status of the perpetrator. Notice that the penalty decreases as status increases.

>>32172428
Oh, I see, I interpreted your words backwards.

In FATAL, the Dice Never Lie. If you do not decide a spell for Muda cast, I will roll for one.

Rolled 4

Any archives of the old FATAL combat sims?

Rolled 10

>>32172562
They're called fechts, and yes. The first two are on suptg, the third is on foolz. Search the tag fatal to find to the first two.

They were over a year ago. Geez.

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>>32172600
>10
>Bestow Decade
>Chant: NN'_GEGZ_UI'RHIL'J

To give you an idea of how magic progresses, this is a level 4 spell. You hit someone and they instantly age by 10 years. The level 5 version of this spell is Bestow Century -- it instantly ages the target by 100 years.

The spells eventually get more powerful than that.

This is a level 4 spell so it will take Muda (12 seconds * 0.88 Enunciation = 10 seconds) to cast, so, still 4 rounds.

Eufemia has 4 rounds all to herself. What will she do?

>>32172656
Run up and punch him? I don't want to go through the hassle of reading her spellbook.

>>32172656
Internal Explosion! We've already got that chant!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDonrvPn2w

Rolled 2

>>32172727
You sneaky fellow, trying to reuse chants. I'll let this work because that recording was for a sample outside the current combat. It's a bit off though, so you'll have to roll on the RME.

I am practicing the chant for Bestow Decade.

>>32172686
That works. After one round you'll be in punching range.

I totally skipped on rolling for initiative this round. Ah well. Muda is stuck doing his casting anyway.

So one round to get to him. Next round, you're up!


Muda casting: 0/4 complete.

Here's how we'll do this. The dice never lie. I will roll to see which of your actions comes first, and then next round we will do the other. Internal Explosion is a level 2 spell, so it takes a full round to cast.
1 = Internal Explosion
2 = Punch him in the face

>>32172808
Eufemia spends the round running at Muda.

>Muda casting: 1/4 complete before this round's initiative.
After that, she casts Internal Explosion! This delivers 2d8 damage. Roll it!


>Muda casting: 2/4 complete before this round's initiative.
In this round you'll decide if you punch him in the face or what have you. But roll that 2d8 first!

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>32172845

>>32173065
Four damage. Great job. Muda farts a bit in response to his innards exploding but he's still in the fight.

Specific modifiers for interrupting spells aren't in the book from what I see (unless you count the regular interruption from damage, which should apply). So I'll say Muda keeps casting.

What will you do now, Eufemia? You have two rounds left to yourself and you are in melee range for your knife or your brawling.

Oh, and one more thing. Roll 1d2000 for a Random Effect for that chant being a bit off.

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>just found out about this
I catching up on the archives and I don't think I can even survive the first one. Save me.

Rolled 1788

>>32173171
they see me rolling

>>32173153
Use that knife. Gut 'im like a pig

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>>32173183
>>32173192
>wizard battle devolves into just shanking the other guy

Wait a second. Oh Jesus fuck.

>>32173280
>Lesser
muh six thousand!

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>>32173280

>>32173280
eh i have no idea what that is but i am going say that was a good roll right?

>>32173280
So what does that do? All Jews in 3d10 yards are annihilated?

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>>32173280

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>>32173299
>>32173307
>>32173316
>>32173318
>>32173335
Your Internal Explosion became an outward explosion.

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>>32173280
It begins

>>32173347
What's Greater Holocaust look like?

>>32173347
Oh shit.

Uhh. Is the fight over then?

>>32173347
Can we choose the point the blast emanates outward from? If so, I choose fifty miles up.

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>>32173347
C...can the central point be 1 mile and 5 feet away from us, in the direction of our opponent?

>>32173347
And there were no survivors.

>>32173377
I choose our body. If it emanates from us, it doesn't actually hit us.

>>32173377
No, no!

>>32173392
Yes, yes!

>>32173347
o_o
bu....how we going to live though that?

>>32173347

Well that escalated quickly

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>>32173370

>>32173392
This

>>32173392
>person five feet away bears the full brunt of the holocaust
>we're fine
Brilliant!

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>>32173411

>>32173183
Damn first roll on the thread and i cast a mini nuck on the opponet and possible us makes me wonder what the other threads were like

>>32173498
IIRC one dude cut off a guys hand, he instantly caught gangreen and died.

>Enter thread expecting... actually I don't know what I was expecting
>Get hilarity, my magical realm, and a fucking holocaust

FATAL confirmed for best system

>>32173523
gangrene*

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>>32173392
Although I feel that it makes the best picture to have his internal explosion swell up and have him explode like Cell, you guys are the bosses here, and so we shall do this.

As part of Muda's arson spree, he was told to burn any places of worship he possibly could. Belief in the gods was not among his unethical immoral mistress's interests. Eufemia found Muda tonight by observing the local church suddenly light on fire. When she cast one of her spells, that church became a funeral pyre for hundreds of souls. It just so happens the church was a mile and five feet back from Eufemia's current position. Muda was six feet too close, and about to be six feet under.

Survivors of this incident would remember this as the day of judgement towards witches and kobolds, when the gods' wrath was made real.

Roll 4d100. Four of you, 1d100 each.

Rolled 32

>>32173544

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Rolled 58

>>32173544
You did well, Eufie.

Rolled 41

>>32173544

Rolled 16

>>32173544
hopefully i wont start another explosion with this one

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>>32173523
>IIRC one dude cut off a guys hand, he instantly caught gangreen and died.
Not quite. Although if any part of your body is severed from a hack, you have a 100% chance to contract gangrene, Lawrence Houby actually went on to win that fight and survive. He was later killed when he met his opponent on the battlefield again.

>>32173573
yea she was going win too right until i set a nuke off sorry about that btw also can someone point me to the other 3 threads makes me wonder what other stuff happend in those

>>32173565
>>32173573
>>32173579
>>32173584
It was a Sunday evening. People were worshiping in the church. Suddenly the church caught fire, and falling architecture trapped dozens of people inside. Those who got out were doing their best to clear the blocked exits. And then the gods made their will known.

32+58+41+16 = 147
147 * 10 = 1,470 LP/IP of damage to everything within 1 mile of the church.

Muda's LP:
19 - 4 Internal Explosion = 15
15 - 1,470 Lesser Holocaust = FOREVER USELESS (Book's own words, though admittedly for BPP loss, not LP loss.)

Muda is dead and so are hundreds other people.

Eufemia goes back home. Her husband is already packing their bags. It's time to move on to the next village. "That's three."

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>>32173680
>>Eufemia goes back home. Her husband is already packing their bags. It's time to move on to the next village. "That's three."

>>32173733
hmm guess i read that wrong thought eufemia was the one who got blasted so now what?

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And that's about it. Eufemia Umfreville-Braose is the victor!

For a sense of scale, look at these ship stats. The IP listed under B is the Integrity Points of the item when subjected to Burning damage, like Lesser Holocaust. It would have been enough to annihilate any ship of a trireme size or smaller, and severely damage larger ships, possibly enough to sink them.

>>32173667

>>32172600

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>>32173680
Thanks for the entertainment, FATAL-bro. I thought for sure Eufemia was going to lose that one.

>>32173347
>>Vegetation will not grow here for 1 centrury.

Holy shit, she salted the earth as well.

OP should do another fight. This was fun.

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>>32173763
>Eufemia Umfreville-Braose is the victor!
Beautiful. I never doubted her for a second.

>>32173824
yea thing is she did not cast it Muda did by accident

>>32173839
lrn 2 read
>>32172845
>>32173153
>>32173171
>>32173183
>>32173280
>>32173347

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>>32173786
>>32173832
You're very welcome. I'm glad I could entertain you all. If you guys had fun, it was worth it!

I suppose Eufemia's husband will notice his wife's larger breasts while on the road.

She gains
16 Internal Explosion * 3 = 48 AP from the experience. Develop Breasts was cast trivially and she didn't actually expend MP for the Lesser Holocaust.

She's currently a level 4 Sorceress (supposed to be level 2 but yeah), so ignoring AP from age and working experience, that puts her at...0.3% closer to the next level.

This is exactly what I wanted. Random magical effects ending the fight in a hilarious manner

>>32173897
The Holocaust isn't hilarious, go- er, dude!

Now we need Eufemia vs the murderer of glorious Houby

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>>32173955
The murderer of our glorious friend Lawrence Bartholomew Houby has already been slain. On a glade of iron was he trampled.

Rolled 11

>>32173886
>I suppose Eufemia's husband will notice his wife's larger breasts while on the road.

A round well-spent.

>>32174100
I propose we attempt the spell once a fight. This is important.

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>>32174100
"But, Honey, what happened to your DFC? I-I think we need to take a break."

>>32173763
We accidentally a Dragon Slave. Is our husband a clueless swordsman?

>>32174127
There's no way I know of to reduce your breast size after you increase it. Maybe one of the magical bras does but then if you take it off it goes back to normal.

>>32174100
A round something, at least. A pair of somethings, in fact.

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>Muda was a pyromaniac
>a woman appears who makes the biggest most fiery explosion he would ever see in his life
>except he was facing the wrong way
>he never got the chance to see it

Holy shit that was glorious. I demand an archive.

Someone put this thread up on suptg. Vote for it if you like.

>>32172600
>the third is on foolz
It's >>26396590 , to be exact.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24153803/
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24482103/
Here you go. Can't find 3rd one though.

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>>32168495

Rigel XVI approves of this majestic game.

>>32167242
I know this system goes out of it's way to be as sexist as possible, but is there any actual reason for why the dream spell only works on females?

Also what the fuck is an "Aedile"?

>>32167619
>>lɐʇɐɟ
How dod you spell fatal upside down?

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>>32179691
In short, it's the game's term for GM.

>>32179169
They're all on suptg, so no worries there.

Holy hell, tanks for the laughs.
I love it.

>>32173280
Oy vey

one thing about chaos magic and cerimonial magic

accoring to developer he wanted to do a mythically accurate game
cerimonial is the mythically acurrate magic, all spells he got from some real life book and dont have random rituals, ingredients.....

then he decided to add his own spells, but this would not be mythically accurate. So he made like this, chaos spells have random ingredients, rituals and words, this to each caster. The idea is that yo cant teaching to other caster how you cast a spell is uselles and thats the reason you cant find those spells on real life books.

>>32181399
one thing I forgot. chaos magic and cerimonial magic have different professions

more
he added all this chaos magic explanation, to be able to have his own spells and still try be sort of mythically accurate.
yet magic (even cerimonial) have amor penalty, a thing that he even said didnt hapened in myths
and if the random magical effect from cerimonial magic, has chaos magic spells if I remember a non mythical stuff

>>32179691
You know what the funniest thing about the poison jizz spell is?

It is a save or die only versus females. Men just take the 1 LP/caster level.

someone should do a fetc with sword path glory

>>32184282
Anyone have a pdf?

>>32184282
http://www.kallini.com/SPG.pdf