>>32182624
>Sounds dangerous

know thy enemy.

>>32182624
Someone must have watched their last match. We should have easy access to their roster.

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>>32182624
>mfw LGA time

>Sounds dangerous
>write in

>"Good catch there, we'd better look into it." >*ruffles hair as a reward*

Sun Tzu is always right...

>>32182624
> “Sounds dangerous.”

>>32182624
> “Sounds dangerous.”
Knowing is half the battle. Ask the Kitten if she can drag up anything more about them.

>>32182676

What if they didn't have all their tanks in that match?

We should look at all their recent matches.

> “Sounds dangerous.”

You say, “Sounds dangerous. We should try looking into it when we can.”

“What? Do you think this is Medal of Honor and you’re Jimmy Patterson?”

“I have no idea who that is.”

“Medal of Honor, you’ve seen me play it before!” she says. “The original one, not the somewhat decent somewhat shitty modern version. The good one!”

You stare at her, blank.

“Oh come on, Trudy,” she says.

> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED
> Medal of Honor
> Find out the Konigsberg Roster

With that, you finish off breakfast and head out, wearing your coats for the cooler weather. You meet with your staff, also wearing nice coats for the weather. Lisa says, “Morning, Boss.”

“Morning, girls. Shall we?”

You all head out of the dorms and onto the street.

> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32182816
>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
Conor spec the cromwell

Add appliqué armor
Add grouer
Improved suspension

On Chaffee and Cromwell

>>32182816
> Converse Casually (Topic?)
Something.

>>32182816
>> Converse Casually (Topic?)
The super serious stuco meeting, and whether there's an actual procedure for this situation.
also discuss how do we find out about super secrit Konigsberg tank roster.

> Converse Casually
> Consult the Shop (Specify)

“So, girls, what’s been going on? Everyone have a nice night?”

Nancy says, “Well, Abigail and Elouise were a bit loud last night over something.”

Lisa giggles a bit. “Were they…?

“It wasn’t sex,” says Nancy simply. “They were just arguing about something, I didn’t catch what it was. Something about a pony or something. I just went back to sleep,” says Nancy.

“Oh, that’s terrible, Nancy. I hope you didn’t lose too much shut-eye,” says Kitten.

“It’s fine!” Nancy smiles. “I’m used to staying up late anyway!”

With that, you decide to consult the shop.

“Hello, Gertrude!” It’s Mr. Mishka. “What can I do you for?”

> WANTED FOR PURCHASE
>> UPGRADE: MARK VIII CROMWELL IV TO COMP SPEC: 12,000
>> Applique Armor: Medium Tank: 500 Dollars
>> Grousers: 100 Dollars
>> Improved Suspension: Medium Tank: 500 Dollars
> TOTAL: 13,100 Dollars

> CONFIRM?
> Y/N
> Other

>>32183165
>Y/N

Uh, how much is adding extra work orders going to take away from getting the rest of the roster repaired in time for the next competition? Because it seems to me like prioritizing tanks with established and experienced crews should take absolute priority.

>>32183165
> Y

Seems reasonable, assuming that it doesn't slow down repairs.

>>32183165
> Y
Sounds fine.

> Y
> PURCHASE
>> UPGRADE: MARK VIII CROMWELL IV TO COMP SPEC: 12,000
>> Applique Armor: Medium Tank: 500 Dollars
>> Grousers: 100 Dollars
>> Improved Suspension: Medium Tank: 500 Dollars
> TOTAL: 13,100 Dollars

> - 13,100 DOLLARS

“Alright, I’ll get to it.”

“I hope this doesn’t slow down repairs, right?”

“I’ll certainly try and find time for it, Gertrude. I’ll put repairs on the priority and as for the Cromwell, it should be ready by Wednesday.”

“Alright, thanks Mr. Mishka.”

“Of course.”

With that, you arrive at school.

> Walk Around
> Head to Class
> Take a Vacation Day
> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32183342
> Walk Around
Random encounters!

>>32183342
Walk around and talk to the people that reelected us! Maybe we can hunt down some more crews.

...Or just get asked out by more freshmen.

>>32183342
> Take a Vacation Day
Repair tanks

>>32183342

> Walk Around
> Head to Class
take the long way to class. meet and greet the student body.

>>32183342
>> Walk Around

>>32183342
>> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Find out the Konigsberg Roster

Who gets to be our Fluffy Spy and infiltrate their acadamy?
Our veteran panty-raider already has stealth training

>>32183342
>Take a Vacation Day

Guys what haapoen to last weeks conversation about fixing tanks

>>32183451
I would suggest Kitten to be our spy. She is cute and unassuming.

>>32183342
Guys practice is tommorow and half our tanks are down think!

>>32183342
>> Walk Around
>> Head to Class

Not sure why the Cromwell didn't get a new engine, but w/e. As a lighter weight medium it really needs to move fast.

>>32183342
>Walk Around


>>32183499
Fog of war, they call it.

>>32183342
>> Take a Vacation Day
Fix our tanks idiots!

> Walk Around

You yawn a bit as you walk around, saying hi to the people who reelected you. Always nice to be with the constituency.

Then you run into Elouise and Abigail.

And a pony.

“Oh, hey Gertrude,” says Abigail as she reins in the brown pony. Elouise stands next to her, glaring at her and crossing her arms.

Elouise says, “I dunno why this is even happening.”

> “What’s with the horse?”
> “Hi guys. What’s new?”
> Write in

>>32183553
Is this some BDSM thing or a literal pony

>>32183553
>"Hi guys. What’s new?”

>>32183499
>>32074240
That is a good idea. You have my vote. Assuming I'm here next weekend, I'll lend my voice to the project. Though, my preference is getting the Loyalty Quests done.

As promised, I shall support Vacation and Repair, but student council stuff must be done.

>>32183553
> “What’s with the horse?”
Pet horse. Unless it looks mean.

>>32183553
>> “What’s with the horse?”
No seriously, what.
Also stroke the pony.

>>32183553
> “Hi guys. What’s new?”
Don't acknowledge the horse. Act as though there is nothing wrong or unusual with this situation.

>>32183553
> “What’s with the horse?”
I didn't even know we had horses on board.
> Write in
see if we can ride him.

>>32183676
That will be a wonderful trolling attempt, or the first signs of Trudy going mad.

>>32183553
>> “Hi guys. What’s new?”

Too confused to be direct

>>32183547
>>32183553


Give the Vacation Days to someone who knows how to repair tanks like Benita for efficiency.

That is, if transferring vacation days is a possibility.

>>32183710
Were you hit in the head?

> “What’s with the horse?”
> “Hi guys. What’s new?”


You smile, waving at them. “Hey guys! Lovely seeing you two here…” you look at the horse, then back at them. “So what’s up?”

Abigail says, “Not much. Just managing a few things with the little Kittycat post and such.”

“Ah,” you nod.

…

“So seriously, what the hell is up with the horse?” you ask.

“It’s actually a Connemara pony,” says Abigail.

Elouise says, “You think she gives a shit?”

You say, “I do give a shit. Where did you even get a horse-“

Abigail interrupts. “Pony.”

“Pony.” You sigh. “Where did you get that pony?”

“It followed me home!” says Abigail. “So I decided to keep it at my dorm, ride it here to school, and give it a name!” She leans in, smiling. “I call her, Mystery!”

“Yeah, because it’s a real fucking Mystery how shit like this even happens,” says Elouise.

> “Alright then, see you.”
> “I don’t think you can keep a horse around, Abigail.”
> “Is it even trained?”
> Write in

>>32183553

> “What’s with the horse?”

They wouldn't horse us around, would they?

>>32183793
Can we rename it Incitatus and have it take Fredendall's place on the student council?

>>32183793
>> “I don’t think you can keep a horse around, Abigail.”

>>32183793
So is Abigail a paladin?

>>32183793
>“Alright then, see you.”
>"Cool, cool. I gotta get to class. Lates."

>>32183793
>Is it even trained?

Pony cavalry guys. We can't afford to fuck this up, nothing can beat the glory of Napoleonic cavalry uniforms.

>>32183793
>> “Is it even trained?”

Focus on the important details

>>32183793
> “I don’t think you can keep a horse around, Abigail.”
> "Is it even trained?"

>>32183793
>> “I don’t think you can keep a horse around, Abigail.”
This sounds like the kind of thing we need to talk to the authorities about.

>>32183785
We know how to fix tanks!

We read a book and have us the perk! We have practice tommorow! Ad half our tanks or still burnt!

>>32183983

I thought we were the Authorities

>>32184006
Nah, we're the pretty face to dangle in front of the proles to keep them molified, there is still Admiralty Law and all that jazz.

> “I don’t think you can keep a horse around, Abigail.”
> “Is it even trained?”

You say, “Is the horse even-“

“Pony.”

You stop yourself for a second, then say, “Is the PONY even trained?”

Abigail says, “Of course!” She points to the ground. “Sit!”

Mystery the Pony immediately plants his hindquarters on the ground, his bridle rattling a bit.

You blink. How the hell does this even happen?

Abigail says, “I dunno. Animals are just really agreeable with me for some reason.”

“I don’t know, Abigail. I don’t think it’s logistically possible for you to just keep a hor-“ You stop. “… a pony around. Especially on an Academyship.”

“But Mendel has a pony!” says Abigail.

You say, “That’s because Mendel is from Nebraska and grows nothing but corn, corn, and corn. Now, just report to the Hall Monitors about this, I don’t mean to rain on your parade or nothing but…” You check the time. “I have to get to class. So long, okay?”

Abigail frowns, groaning. “Okaaaaay…”

Elouise says, “Great. You can stop filling my dorm with literal horseshit.”

With that, you head onto class. English class goes by relatively smooth, as does Math and Chemistry. It’s more or less getting yourself used to the new units that’ll be you’ll studying for this quarter. Nothing too special and certainly nothing of note happens, but that’s school for you. You kind of wish you were in one of Kitten’s animes, the ones with the funny cast.

School Rumble was a pretty fun one she recommended to you. You should watch that again.

But regardless, it’s time for lunch.

> Find your Staff
> Head Directly to Lunch
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Other

>>32184050
>Find your Staff

>>32184050
>> Find your Staff

>>32184050
>Find your Staff
We can send the pony to scout on Konigsberg.

>>32184143
Brilliant, no one protects their secrets when there's a pony to ride and pet hanging around.

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>>32184050
Fuck. I thought we had the Council Meeting first. Fuck. Was going to vote for Vacation Day after the meeting.

I have failed you.>>32183499

I can only offer you pictures of my waifu, cosplaying as my first love

>>32184050
>> Other
Voting to vacation day for tank fixing.

> Find your Staff

“Where did she even get a horse?” asks Lisa.

You shrug. “Apparently it followed her home.”

“I wanted a pony when I was a kid,” says Nancy.

“So did I,” says you. “But we can’t have everything you know? And then it turns out you literally can just get whatever animal you want if you’re Abigail Zwillman. Jeez, I bet tomorrow she’ll have a flight of Passenger pigeons and a pack of Velociraptors in her house having a tea party.”

“Can you imagine velociraptors having a tea party?” says Lisa.

You say, “I can imagine Velociraptors being fucking badass and not the feathery turkeys that so-called ‘scientists’ make them out to be.”

Lisa laughs. “Have you seen the T-Rex-“

“Lisa, don’t talk to me about the T-Rex,” you say.

With that, you settle down for lunch.

> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32184219
It doesn't work that way you idiot! We have practice tommorow!

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>>32184050
Schteel, I am from Nebraska and of am offend

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>>32184260

>>32184260
>Talk Tanks
Will they be fixed by tomorrow?

Also, is Abigail to animals what the Rifle team is to weapons?
Also also, getting a Velociraptor is easier than you think. Except they call them "ostriches" now.

>>32184260
>Converse Casually (Topic?)

Girly stuff.

>>32184260
Think the tanks will be ready for practice tommorow?

>>32183530
Why do you mean fog of war?

We needed those tanks fixed ASAP and she knows how to fix them

> Talk Tanks (Topic?)

“So, think all of our tanks will be ready by tomorrow?” you ask.

Nancy shrugs. “Way I see it, most of them will be. The ones prioritized are the ones with crews and that have a good chance of being repaired quickly.”

Lisa nods. “Yeah, I see how Benita and Huxley work. Way I see it, at best all of the tanks can be ready by Thursday or Wednesday.”

You say, “Speaking of which, we still don’t know where our next match is going to be, do we?”

“It’s not Australia that’s for sure,” says Lisa. “I’d hate to fight in Australia.”

“Why’s that?” says Nancy.

“Because… bugs and… kangaroo rushes!” says Lisa. “And box jellyfish- basically Australia is designed to kill people and I don’t like it,” she says.

You laugh a little. “I went to Australia once when I was kid, I loved it.”

“Pfft.” Lisa rolls her eyes. “That’s probably because you wrestled with the wildlife.”

“Nooooo…” You smile. “But my Dad did punch a Koala Bear in the face once.”

“Why?!” asks Nancy.

“Because it tried to scratch at his face,” you say.

> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32184466
>> Converse Casually ( Find out the Konigsberg Roster)

How we gonna do it, who we gonna send as a spy

>>32184466
>Converse Casually (Topic?)

Girly stuff.

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>>32184466
>“Because… bugs and… kangaroo rushes!”

Not to mention the Emus

>>32184466
>Konigsburg

Our girls are pretty smart, they can give us some ideas on what to do.

>>32184466
> Converse Casually (Topic?)
Tonk spying!
Also maybe girly things, like how Lisa feels about Benita and Huxley spending long, sweaty days together. Eyebrow waggles may be appropriate.

>>32184466
> Converse Casually
talks of spys and what Fairless is going to do at the meeting.

>>32184466
>“Nooooo…” You smile. “But my Dad did punch a Koala Bear in the face once.”
Trudy's Dad is proving that he is the best Dad of all Dads.

>>32184466
>Thursday or Wednesday.”
I hate you anons you had one freaking job!

Ask if Anzio called I at least want a match with them by Thursday or Friday

>>32184638

With a match on Saturday? I think not

>>32184571
Mr. Pool is GOAT, yes.

> Converse Casually (Topic?)

“Anyway,” you say. “Have you guys figured anything on Konigsberg?”

Nancy shrugs. “They used only five tanks in the Anzio match up, same with their previous matches too. It was a Tiger II, three Tigers, and a Panzer IV.”

You nod. “Ah, so heavy tanks then.”

“Yep,” says Lisa. “Why do you ask though?”

You shrug. “We need to figure out their roster. And I propose we send a spy.”

…

“Not it,” says everyone.

“Not-“ you blink. “Ah, fuck. Forget it, I’ll figure something out.”

“I mean, no offense Boss, but I don’t think any of us are that good at spying,” says Lisa.

You shrug. “Well, like I said, I’ll figure something out.”

With that, the bell rings. You leave your staff and head onto Health Class.

“Now,” says the Professor. “There’s nothing wrong with being sexually active before marriage. What is wrong is not practicing safe sex. Condoms provide a healthy defense against STDs, unwanted pregnancy, and so on. However, there’s also nothing wrong with masturbating.”

The class giggles a bit. You’d call them out in their immaturity if you weren’t giggling along with them.

“I know, real mature,” says the Professor. “But masturbating is a healthy thing.” She turns to you. “Wouldn’t you agree, Pool?”

> “I wouldn’t know.”
> “Sure!”
> “That’s impure as fuck.”
> Write in

>>32184717
>“Sure!”
With slightly too much enthusiasm.

>>32184717
>Spaghetti

>>32184717
>> “That’s impure as fuck.”

>>32184674
Why we did the same think with Saunders? We can do it again. Then set it in Thursday

>>32184717
>"It depends on what you're into"

>>32184717
>Sure!

And play it up by mentioning the water faucet/detachable shower head method.

>>32184765
Stop being an aggressive dipshit.

>>32184717
>> “I wouldn’t know.”

>>32184717
>> “Sure!”
Kitten has made this abundantly clear.

>>32184765

I'd prefer a practice over a match given the state of our tanks.

>>32184717

> “I wouldn’t know.”

>>32184781
How am I being agressive. Our new crews need to be broken in. I rather have a practice match with Anzio then have then teste on something important

We did this with Walter Christie and Saunders I don't see why we can't do this again

>>32184717
>> “Sure!”
No shaming from Trudy.

>>32184805
That is what we did with Saunders they were a practice match before Walter Christie!

I'm proposing we do the same thing

>>32184833
The match is still capped at 15 crews, the newbloods don't need to be thrown into tournament play.

You're being aggressive by being a faggoty faggot, and you're being a dipshit by not bothering to understand the situation at all.

>>32184864
So they can get more experience. After the match with Anzio some crews will be elites which we can use agains Pravda.

This is a good operunity and Anzio won't be near our area forever so you understand the situation. What are the cons of not planning a practice match

>>32184717
>"Sure!"

If only for the screaming fangirls that would be beside themselves imagining us doing so.

> “Sure!”

You shrug, smiling. “Sure!” you say confidently.

Well, as confident as you can make it considering you’ve never actually masturbated before. You’ve certainly walked in on Kitten doing it a few times and it certainly looked fun but… you doing it? You’ve never really gotten around to it.

You look around the classroom. The entire class looks elated at the implication that you masturbate. They blush, and stare at you dreamily. Even Nicole, Rachel Bradbury, and Willie Hanna get in on it. Of course.

The Professor nods. “Alright then. Let’s get onto the business at hand.”

With that, Health class goes by relatively swimmingly. French, History, and Theatre as well go on smoothly too. Boring day today you presume.

But, the day is over at least.

> Find your Staff
> Head Directly to the Command Tower
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32184954
>> Head Directly to the Command Tower
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
Anzio

This is a free action so might as well

>>32184954
>> Head Directly to the Command Tower
Can't be late for Fairless time.

>>32184954
>Head Directly to the Command Tower

>Well, as confident as you can make it considering you’ve never actually masturbated before.
new quest goal

>>32184954
>Find your Staff
Also, Trudy needs to sleep alone tonight and find out what the big deal is with playing DJ Diddles.

>>32184864
Okay, we did the same thing with the Walter Christie Match, our crews our neat elite and their skills at their respective jobs will increase.

Our newblood can be broken in without the worry for a major match and will have an idea of what to do when we do bring them in.

We get a 5 exp bonus for a match we're in.

How is this bad?

>>32185035
But why sleep alone for that?

>>32184954
> Head Directly to the Command Tower
>Study Anzio

>>32185065
Because we're not there yet.

>>32185046
I'm not interested in having a conversation with an autist.

Drop it, anon, you're not going to convince me.

>>32184954
Hey I'm back....

What happen to fixing our tanks? I thought last thread we were going to take Monday and tuesday off to fix them?

> Head Directly to the Command Tower

> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)

>>32185079
How am I being autistic?

I'm giving you pros on why we should do so? All you have been doing is calling me a faggot and not giving me any reasons why we should not.

We can get experience points, break in our crews, maybe elite some crew before our fight with Pravda.

Give me something in which will be a con.

And if you say because our tanks will be damage, be aware that Anzio doesn't have a lot of heavy armament, and like the match with Saunders, we can repair our tanks since we have a perk for it

>>32184954
> Head Directly to the Command Tower
and
> Study a Tankery Team Anzio

>>32185138
You're being autistic by not understanding that I-don't-care.

I have no interest in you. I have no interest in your plan.

> Head Directly to the Command Tower
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)

> ANZIO ACADEMY ROSTER
> CARRO ARMATO P26/40 (ELITE) x 1
> FIAT-ANSALDO M13/40 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> FIAT M14/41 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> CARRO ARMATO M15/42 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/18 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/34 ( COMP. SPEC.) x 5
> SEMOVENTE 75/46 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> SEMOVENTE 105/25 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> CARRO VELOCE CV-33 (COMP. SPEC) x 20
> CARRO VELOCE CV-35 (COMP. SPEC) x 20

Anzio’s roster is pretty modest from what you can see. Modest though is putting it nicely considering the reputation of Italian tanks for not being all that great compared to bigger nations. But regardless, you hear Anzai’s a pretty competent commander and that those Tankettes of hers are pretty damn fast.

> + 5 CP

You sigh as you head up to the Command tower. Seems like you’re second again. You open up the door

And then immediately trip. This doesn’t normally happen to you but oh boy the adrenaline is kicking in and you’ve got to grab something to save yourself you can’t grab the door frame it’s too far now oh there’s Fairless but she’s been startled she can’t grab onto you now but you can certainly oh wait no that’s not going to work socially speaking

> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
> Grab onto Fairless’s skirt
> Let yourself fall
> Write in

>>32185220
>> Let yourself fall

Goddamit German

>>32185220
>Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
Gertrude has watched anime, this is inevitable.

>>32185220
>Grab onto Fairless’s skirt
Wild arms grabbing for something!

>>32185220
>Let yourself fall

Tuck 'n roll, Gertrude. Doubt this is your first time on the ground.

>>32185220
> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
Don't trip!

>>32185220
> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
Less embarrassing than the skirt really.

>>32185220
>> Let yourself fall
too early for ecchi shit here.

>>32185220

> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts

Just let the slapstick happen.

Kitten is still best girl

>>32185220
>> Grab onto Fairless’s skirt

>>32185220
>> Let yourself fall
Nope

>>32185220
> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
I'm sorry Trude, this is still an anime-quest technically.
I'm not really sorry.

>>32185220
>grab onto Fairless' skirt

>>32185220
>> Let yourself fall
> Write in-roll as we fall

Fairless upskirt manuever is GO!!

>>32185220
German can you update the Shop, to see what the upgrades for the T-34/57 and whether our Sherman is Elite yet?

>>32185220
> Write in
do a front shoulder roll and get back on your feet.

>>32185220
> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts

It's happening

>>32185138
Not other guy here. My only concern with the plan is whether or not the post-match repairs will interfere with ongoing repairs, or remove them from the match the next day.

>>32185209
Not the guy your arguing with. Dude has a point on the advatages of a practice match. And since you're being agressive on this, I'm gonna support him.

>>32185220
> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts
Fall = pain = bad
Skirt = Fairless embarrassed = rude
Breasts = Trude embarrassed = okay

>>32185220
>> Let yourself fall
Sink the /u/-boat faggotry before it takes hold.

>>32185366
You're about 80 threads too slow for that, anon.

>>32185399
not him,
but i prefer my U-boot more subtle and Kitten. Slapstick like this not really my cup of tea.

>>32185334
They said they will be all fixed by Wednesday or Thursday, if we take the day off tomorrow and help with the repairs, we can get it down probably tomorrow or Wednesday.

I also mentioned that any tanks that do get damaged can be repaired since we have a perk to repair tanks.

The example can be used with Saunders since before the match with Walter Chrsitie we had a match with them and managed to repair our tanks before the real match

> Grab onto Fairless’s breasts

You reach out and let your hands feel up Fairless’ breasts, stopping you from a bad trip to the ground. You steady yourself. That was close.

Fairless says, “Could you please let go of my breasts?”

You look down, oh, sorry about that. You let go immediately.

… goddamn it, her breasts are way bigger than yours. Hell, they feel bigger even.

“You can stop staring at my breasts,” she says as she crosses her arms. She’s dropped her blazer in favor of just the blouse and tie. She’s chewing on something. Gum perhaps?

“Ehehe,” you rub the back of your neck. “Sorry, Bernadette.”

Bernadette spits, the trash can dinging. Oh, it was a sunflower seed. “Not your fault.” She walks over to the desk and sits down.

“What’s with the sunflower seeds?” you ask.

“Well,” she says. “I’ve quit smoking. It’s an incredibly hard habit to kick if I do say so myself which is why-“ She points to a plastic egg of silly putty on the desk. “I have silly-putty. And I also have sunflower seeds, some gum, and other repetitive things to use to keep the urge to open a pack back.”

“Oh, neat!” you say.

Fairless shrugs, adjusting her glasses a bit. “Not really.”

> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32185366
>>32185399
We're not doing freaking romance here,

So just drop it before this gets into another shitstorm, please.

>>32185438
Let the practice match begin!

>>32185442
>> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)

About the meeting

>>32185442
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
Isn't quitting smoking really hard? How's she been doing so far?

So, why can't we convert the Cromwell into a Comet again?

>>32185442
>> Talk to Fairless (the meeting)

What's the current situation with The Hated One, and what are our options

>>32185442
>> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
Quitting smoking, being acting stuco prez, breasts, masturbation.

>>32185442
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
Ask if there's anything we can do to help! Maybe she wants to hang out as a distraction or something

>>32185442
> Talk to Fairless
need help with anything?

>>32185442
I'm fully expecting that by tommorow, the whole school will have somehow learned about the 'accidental' groping.

>>32185586
At least we didn't pull her skirt off, seeing as she was probably going commando.

>>32185486
My mistake, I'll correct that in a bit.

> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)

“So, Bernadette. Is… is it hard? Quitting smoking.”

Bernadette nods. “Very. It’s not helped by the fact that one of the few people I talk to is the drug store owner that I buy my cigarettes from and he keeps putting the cigarettes down on the counter when I walk in for me. And I buy them out of sheer habit.”

You nod. “I can see how that’d go awry.”

“Indeed,” says Bernadette. “But you know what helps stave it off?”

You sit down, placing your coat and blazer on the chair. “What?”

“Porn.”

You quirk your brow. “Porn?”

“Lots and lots of porn,” she says. “That and masturbating. If I get the urge and I’m at my dorm and I’m not expecting anyone, I just finger myself until I stop having the urge. It’s worked so far but I have feeling it’s not that healthy.”

You shrug. “Probably not.”

Fairless nods. “I’m guessing you must think I’m some creepy perverted fuck, huh?”

> “No… maybe.”
> “No!”
> “Yes.”
> “I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s move on.”
> Write in

>>32185634
>“I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s move on.”

Also, replacing smoking with masturbating sounds exhausting.

>>32185634
> “That’s impure as fuck.”

>>32185634
Depends. Do you get off on Vanilla stuff or do you enjoy the more unusual shit out there?

>>32185634
>> Write in

More information than required. Hand all specialfuntime questions to Kitten, who does not smoke and now we know why.

>>32185634

> “No!”
> “I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s move on.”

I mean, we do practically live in the same dorm as Kitten.

>>32185634
> “No!”

>>32185220
[x] Yank her skirt down and use your kneeling position to gently kiss her now exposed thighs

>>32185634
>> “No!”

"You're not creepy at all, Bernadette."

>>32185634
> “No!”
Never!

>>32185668
It's a skirt, her thighs are already exposed. This course of action is illogical.

>>32185634
>> “I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s move on.”

>>32185634
“I don’t even know how to masturbate, but don't you get friction burns?"

>>32185634
> “No!”
Then
> “I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s move on.”

>>32185634
> “No! It's healthy! I've heard!”

>>32185652
>confirmed for virgin
>>32185634
> “No!”
> “I don’t even know how to masturbate, maybe you can show me how sometime?”

>>32185783
You have no idea how much masturbation she must be doing to offset cravings, wouldn't be surprised if she gave herself carpal tunnel

>>32185783
Some diagrams would be helpful!

>>32185820
Good thing Fairless is good at drawing.

> “No!”

You laugh. “No! Of course not! I mean, I don’t even know how to masturbate, let’s just move on okay?”

Fairless looks at you funny. “You don’t know how to masturbate?”

“Never done it before, let’s move on-“

“It’s just-“ Fairless grunts a bit. “You’ve never done it?”

“No. Let’s move on though, this is an irrelevant conversation.”

With that, your staffs begin arriving. Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez arrive. Nancy says, “Hello! We brought some pizza and drinks!”

The Juniors arrive next. “Hi!” says Betty. “We’ll just take our seats here.” The three of them take their seats and immediately get right into browsing their smartphones.

The Seniors arrive last, as usual. “Yooooo!” Henrietta and Andrea are really hype about something. “Fight Club Mako!” says Henrietta.

Andrea shrugs. “I’d have settled for JoJo instead.”

“BUT FIGHT CLUB MAKO!” Henrietta says. Claire simply rolls her eyes as she takes her seats.

“A bunch of immature fucking weebs that I have to take care of,” says Claire.

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>>32185846
>Start the meeting
>Eat the pizza
>>32185783
2forward4trudy

>>32185846
>> Other
"How about now?"

>>32185846
> Start the Meeting

>>32185846
>> Start the Meeting

>>32185846
>> Start the Meeting
>> Talk to Someone (Ask Junior Council if they accepted Sewing Club's offer in modeling)

>>32185846
>Other
>Recommend that Bernadette try lollipops/suckers or jawbreakers to replace her oral fixation with.

>>32185846
> Start the Meeting
Order, order!

Our Agenda for the meeting.

Provide a Firearm awareness program to help rifle team
Install a Foreign exchange program
Try to set up a way to have an orderly UN conference.
Find a place where Sewing Club can build their new building.

Anything else?

>>32185846
>start the meeting

So, how do we manipulate them into giving us absolute power?

>>32185846
> Start the Meeting
>>32185874
calm down anon.

>>32185954
How lewd!

>>32185989
Control over future port destinations is handed to us?

>>32186025
and will likely result in cavities.

> Start the Meeting

“Right.” All of you sit around the huge table made up of pushed together desks. Fairless says, “Let’s discuss a few things before we get into our work. First thing’s first. Fredendall.”

Henrietta asks, “Is she in jail yet?”

“No,” says Fairless. “Quite the contrary. Yesterday, I was contacted by Fredendall’s parents that she is not in fact going to jail. She is going to be on probation doing community service aboard LGA.”

Everyone groans a bit, except for Nancy.

“However,” says Fairless. “She is to be held back from graduating this year with the Senior Class. She will not be allowed to participate in club activities. And if she offends again, she will in fact go to the cooler.”

You ask, “Do we get any money out of this?”

Fairless nods. “Fredendall’s parents paid LGA a good amount of money to drop the charges. I’ve divided it amongst all the clubs and the remainder shall go to us three councils. Five thousand dollars for everyone.”

> + 5,000 DOLLARS

“Besides that, I’ve also allocated certain Senior reserve funding into future events for the Spring, and for the Summer for the underclassmen.” Fairless nods. “Alright, does anyone having anything they want to bring up?”

Nancy raises her hand. “I was thinking we could reapprove the Foreign exchange program. We already have a few schools who are willing to send people over as early as Wednesday this week provided we also send someone as well.”

Fairless nods. “Of course. Are you rooming them, Nancy?”

Nancy nods. “I’m making them feel welcome every step of the way!”

Fairless looks over to you. “So, Gertrude. Do you happen to know these schools? Are they respectable?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32186032

If it is, let's go to Australia

I mostly want to see what Schteel does with my home country

>>32186097
> Polite

>>32186093
And then visits to creepy dentist.

>>32186097
>Boast
They're Japanese. The respectablest. Except for Nonna, but she won't be coming here

>>32186101
Morning to you too fellow Ausanon.

>>32186097
> Polite

>>32186097
>> Boast
They're great! And Honorabu nipponese.

>>32186097
> Boast
Well...most of them. All but one, really.

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>>32186097
>Boast
Very respectable. Slightly insane, but still respectable.

>>32186097
>> Boast
Saunders is cool.

Maho's Polite

Darjeeing, other then calling cookies biscuits is nice

Chihatan seems respectful

> Boast

You nod. “Of course they are! They’re Japanese, respectability is in their nature! Plus, I’ve met quite a few of them before, and they seemed nice.”

Fairless nods. “Alright. I’ll see about to enlisting a few students to exchange with them. We have quite a few students who are actually quite adept at Asian culture.”

“I thought they were all Vietnamese,” says Henrietta.

Claire says, “We have a few Chinese,Thais, Japanese, and other types of Asians here too.” She sighs. “But yeah, we do have a lot of Viets.”

Fairless nods. “Of course. Well, that’s settled then, next order of business.” She holds up a piece of paper. “The Sewing Club wish to book a date, December 2nd for a Fashion Show to raise money for the school.”

The Juniors nod. “Yeah,” says Jane Russell. “We were just hired for that actually.”

“As was I,” says Fairless.

Henrietta laughs a bit. “Oh, nobody’s going to-“ Claire elbows her, shutting her up.

Fairless says, “Right, is this an acceptable date?”

> IS THIS AN ACCEPTABLE DATE? (December 2nd)
> Y/N
> Other

>>32186097
>“Fredendall’s parents paid LGA a good amount of money to drop the charges. I’ve divided it amongst all the clubs and the remainder shall go to us three councils. Five thousand dollars for everyone.”

Considering she burned down personnel property (Our tanks) which were not funded by the school, I thought we will receive additional compensation.

However, considering we made a whole lot of money as of late, I'll let it drop

>>32186309
>Y
I, uh...probably? I can't remember if we have any prior plans or whatever...

>>32186309
>Y

Much later then expected, very much later but I guess it will do

>>32186309
>Y
As far as I can remember.

>>32186097
>Boast

>>32186093
Bananas, then? Healthy AND lewd.

>>32186309
>Y

>>32186398
Bananas are only lewd if you treat them like a popsicle.

>>32186428
>Not sucking on bananas
It's fun though.

>>32185486
I think it's because the Comet was based on the Cromwell VII chassis not the Mark IV?

Since the frontal armor is bigger

> Y

You nod. “Seems good.” The Juniors and Seniors agree as well.

“Alright,” Fairless marks the date on the Calendar. She quickly pops a sunflower seed into her mouth, thoughtfully chewing on the shell. “Right, another thing. A group of students have voiced concerns over the Rifle Team and their very… generous armory of firearms.”

Henrietta says, “Oh, the Tumblrites?”

“Yes, the Tumblrites,” says Fairless. “Despite their general idiocy, they do raise a point. That many firearms is dangerous under the roof of only a few people.”

You raise your hand. “Fairless. I talked to the Rifle Team about this. Maybe we can set up a program or something. Something to help promote gun safety. The Rifle Team set up a workshop on how to operate guns safely and how to register them properly, general education on stuff like that.”

Betty nods. “I’d be fine with that.”

“Of course,” says Fairless. “The Rifle Team will need funds for that however. Approximately 2,000 Dollars to book a range for the next few months. And since they are all sophomores, I’ll leave you to pay that.”

> PAY 2,000 DOLLARS TO SET UP FIREARM SAFETY WORKSHOP? (Out of Class Funds)
> Y/N
> Other

>>32186563
>Y
Like the CMP but better.

>>32186563
> Y
A small sacrifice really.

>>32186563
>> Y
Perhaps we should first make sure the Rifle club is safe, especially after what happened when we visited them.

>>32186563
>Y
Fuck spitting sunflower seeds, man. It's the tastiest part.

>>32186563
>Y

>>32186563
>Y

Wow, since the bitch is gone, things process has been getting very smooth.

Also why did shore leave to Australia was cancelled?

>>32186563
>Y

>>32186563
>Y
That won't exactly solve the problem of them having one too many (if such thing even exists) guns under one roof, which will still draw Tumblrites in.

>>32186673
Don't call Fredendall a bitch, she just had a hard life.

>>32186705
She is a bitch. I mean, I don't think we should hold a grudge, but she really is.

> Y

> - 2,000 DOLLARS FROM CLASS FUNDS

You nod. “Small price. Doable definitely.”

“Alright,” says Fairless. “That just leaves the Model UN Debate. Their debate will be on the 3rd of December the day after the Fashion Show. They wish to book the Auditorium for that. I’m willing to let it happen.”

You nod. “Alright. Is there anything else?”

“Beyond that, just club fundings and appraisals. Stuff like that. We can get to work on that for now.”

Claire dumps a huge stack of paper next to you. Not as huge as it was under Fredendall, but it’s enough to make you balk. “Get to work,” she says.

You sigh. This bureaucracy business is not fun.

> Work
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> Other

>>32186763
>Work
>Ponder life

>>32186673
>Also why did shore leave to Australia was cancelled?
Port was under attack by flying enraged funnelwebs.
Alarming to most, typical friday to locals.

>>32186705
If only we could all suffer from having parents with so much money we bought our way out of being charged with a felony.

>>32186763
> Work
Work.

>>32186763
>> Work
>We got our new tanks today, any preferences?

Also German, Magicians have the M4A4 since we're turning it into a Firefly (which has a crew of 4)

The M4A3 is for team Disney since they have a crew of five and will turn into a Jackson.

>>32186763
>Work
>Don't think about masturbating
>Don't think about Kitten masturbating.

>>32186763
>>32186820
This please,

Going to have to loan them the Junior team the Chi-Ha if it's ready in time.

>>32186833
Is thinking about Fairless masterbating still cool?

>>32186705
But she is, she is a crazy bitch who was trying to ruin the livelihood of thousands of people by trying to help get the schoolship closed.
She is so used to getting her way that when she doesn't she flips her shit, this is not the behavior of a proper member of society, she needs to be lock-up.

>>32186855
No, it's really hot actually.

>>32186855
>>32186855
No, if we can't think about our kitten doing something then we definitely can't think about a vastly inferior girl.

>>32186820
seconding this.

>>32186897
What about thinking about masturbating to Fairless?>
>32186917
>vastly inferior
Implying that they aren't equal.

> Work

You sigh, time to work though.

Henrietta and Andrea are a bit less keen on working though.

Henrietta says, “So I was watching Crimson Skies a few nights ago. You know the movie’s coming out soon, right?”

Andrea grins. “And guess who’s playing Paladin Blake!”

“Who?” says Henrietta.

“Oh, only the most hypest man alive, the man who trained Batman in the Dark Knight saga, the only good part of the Phantom Menance, AND IS FUCKING HYPE!” yells Andrea.

Henrietta gasps. “You can’t mean-“

“LIAM NEESON!” Andrea squeals, bouncing in her seat. Henrietta and Andrea devolve into a pile of gibberish and fan-girling as Claire sits quietly, contemplating why she’s friends with those two.

But regardless, you got work to do now.

> CLUB FUNDS

>> Ice-Skating Team requests funds for new Skates
> 1,000 Dollars

>> Naval Studies Electronics requests funds for new Soldering kits
> 2,000 Dollars

>> Students requesting funds to start Helicraft Team
> 6,000 Dollars

>> Students requesting Rifle Team be shut down
> DENIED

>> Naval Studies Science requests funds to buy John Deere Combine Harvester
> 5,000 Dollars

> APPROVE?
> Y/N
> Other

>>32187009
> Y
Sounds good.

>>32187009
>Y

Add another 10,000 from the tankery team to the school funds

>>32187009
>Y

14,000 in total.

we have 8,000 in the budget.

so let's add 16,000 from the tankery budget to the student council so we can have it at the 10,000 we left it

>>32187009
>> Naval Studies Science requests funds to buy John Deere Combine Harvester
God damn Naval Studies and their corn.

>>32187009
>Y
5k for a John Deere Combine Harvester?
Damn, that is a steal! a brand new one can run you a quarter of a million, even a well used beater combine can run you 22k easy.

>>32187009
>>32187059
I guess do this, it's a bit of money but we need to keep the budget in check or at least put in 10,000

>>32187120
>John Deere Combine Harvester?
I think they have most of the money, it's just they are requesting some additional funds to get it

> Y

> + 10,000 ADDED TO CLASS TREASURY

> - 16,000 DOLLARS

You yawn a bit. Looking through more work.

“Okay… Nathan Fillion as Nathan Zachary.”

Andrea nods. “Of course.”

Henrietta says, “That huge black guy from The Dark Knight as Big John and Natalie Portman as Brooklyn Betty. I think Natalie looks good as a blonde mind you.”

“And then you have Gary Oldman as Ulysses Booth, ScarJo as the Black Swan, this is a star studded film they’re making!” says Andrea.

Claire says, “I’ll stud your fucking stars if you guys don’t get to work.”

> Work
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> Other

>>32187194
> Work
Trude can work for days on end.

>>32187194
> Take a Break
Get just coffee and a short stretch then get back to it you slowpoke

>>32187194
>> Work
>Ask if they have a preference in tanks?

>Ask Nancy if she's heard from Anzio

>>32187194
>other
Comment on Claire
>"Lewd."

>work

>>32187194
>Work
>Talk to Fairless on certainly non-lewd topics

>>32187194
>>32187233
This

>>32187194
second this.
>>32187233

>>32187194
>Claire says, “I’ll stud your fucking stars if you guys don’t get to work.”

>Stud
>Breeding
"Can we watch/take pics/film then?"

> Work

You sigh, working your way through the rest of the bureaucratic process. At least there’s visible progress being done and it seems like you’re almost done. As you bite through pizza and other foodstuffs the other staffs brought, you sign off on things, stamp a big DENIED on other things, the works.

Boy, you could not work at the DMV, this shit is boring.

But finally, it seems like the work is actually all done.

Fairless says, “Right, I’ll get the rest of the work done.”

Betty says, “But… there’s nothing else to do.”

“Huh?” Fairless blinks. She looks around. “Oh. Huh. Um. Okay. We can all go home then.”

You look out the window. Night’s already fallen, but you figure that’s winter weather.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
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> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32187385
>Call Freshman, give them their new names.

Their band should be called TANK

Their Team Name, Blue Grass Blues?

Is that good for everyone?

>>32187385
>>32187409
This maybe head to the shop and fix something?

>>32187385
> Head to dinner with the council.

We need to talk to our new tank crews anyways.

>>32187385
> Talk to Someone (Fairless)
Ask if she wants to hang out.

>>32187385
Hang out somewhere with Fairless.
>>32187445
We literally just ate though

>>32187409
You might as well call them The Real Folk Blues...

>>32187445
>>32187453
Sure, but can we finish the Freshman loyalty quest, they desire a new team name and band?

I think TANK is a good band name?

But what will be a good team name? I'm fine with Blue Grass Blues, or Bandwagon?

The latter just because

>>32187385
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)

Sure, let's see if Fairless wants to hang out. She actually has more free time, I suppose, with Fredendall gone.

>>32187385
>>32187409
>>32187428
I'll support this, maybe give rifle team a call too and tell them their program has been approved

>>32187553
Let's help distract Fairless from her need for cigs. We convinced her to try to kick the habit, we should help out.

>>32187512
You're gonna carry that weight. I fully support The Real Folk Blues as a band name.

>>32187586
What about the Tank team name, they want to change from Not-a-Chance-in-hell.

I think Blue Grass Blues, is a good name for their team

> Talk to Someone (Fairless)

“Hey, Bernadette.” You manage to catch Bernadette out the door. “Want to head out with me? I figure I’d stop by the Tank Shop if that’s alright with you.”

Fairless nods. “Oh, sure. I got time I suppose. Do you mind if we stop by the drug store?”

With that, you say goodbye to the staffs and head on to the drug store.

…

…

“Man!” you say as you walk out. “You almost bought a pack of cigarettes.”

“It was a force of habit,” says Fairless. “Mr. Nguyen always puts down a pack of Marlboro for me when I walk in.”

You shrug. “Well, I ain’t going to recommend you stop going to the drug store.”

“Of course,” says Fairless. “I’m sure Mr. Nguyen will learn.” She sighs as she opens up a pack of chips and starts shoveling them into her mouth.

“Let’s just head to the Tank Shop. I want to see if they need any help.”

“Alright,” says Fairless. “Speaking of which, Gertrude. I been meaning to ask you.”

“Oh? What?”

Fairless says, “You don’t jack off?”

Yooooooo

> “My habits are none of your concern.”
> “No, I don’t. Never found the time to.”
> “Isn’t it exhausting for you?”
> Write in

>>32187508
Did we? I swore that was lunch. Oh well.

>>32187409
Erm... I guess if we absolutely had to choose now, I'd go with Real Folk Blues.

>>32187620
>No, Don't feel the need to?

>>32187620
> "Why? Are you interested in me jacking off?"

First one to flinch loses!

>>32187620
>“No, I don’t. Never found the time to.”
>“Isn’t it exhausting for you?”

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>>32187655

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>>32187620
>Write in
Of course, I constantly jerk my BIG MEATY FUTA-COCK

>>32187620
> “No, I don’t. Never found the time to.”
> “Isn’t it exhausting for you?”
Seems good to me.
Although the first seems like a poor excuse of Fairless of all people managed to find the time...
Also she should be careful that she doesn't eat herself to fatness trying to control her smoking urges.

>>32187620
>>32187652
This

First, seems rude
Second, didn't Trude said she doesn't get the whole masturbation thing
Third, well maybe it is something she might say

>>32187620
Write in

Not really. What is it like?

>>32187620
>>32187652
This,
> “Isn’t it exhausting for you?”

This is a very awkward conversation

>>32187620
> Blushu.
Alright, alright.
> “Isn’t it exhausting for you?”

>>32187620
>Not really... What's it like?

>>32187620
>> “No, I don’t. Never found the time to.”

>>32187620
>> “No, I don’t. Never found the time to.”
>"What's it like? ImeanItotallyknowwhatitslike, b-but... awwwwkward?"

>>32187719
It's not nearly awkward enough. We need to call up Kitten to have her join in on the conversation to make it even more awkward.

>>32187654
This.


We're not gay.

>>32187620
> “No, I don’t. Never found the time to."
"You know, saving the school, keeping my grades above flunking, getting out tanks from burning up from THAT BITCH actions. I really don't have much time for such things."

Wait wait wait... Trudy has never had an orgasm...
We must ask kitten what it's like.

>>32187620
“Isn’t it exhausting for you?”
wrists, yo

>>32187620
>>32187654