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>>32195945

Welly well well, whats all this then

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>>32196013
>Commissar Sir! There's been an unidentified object that's just broken the atmosphere and landed in the nearby location of the jungle, what're your orders?!

>>32196075
time to investigate!

and if its nothing interesting or worthy of our time, the trooper loses his boots for wasting our time

you might want to post the thread link on twitter too OP

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>>32196075
... The fucking what now? Look you piece of shit, I told you I had a hangover and to leave me alone.

For God's sake I left you a manual for this kind of situation for this exact reason.

WE LIVE TWO PLANETS AWAY FROM AN ORCISH WAR WORLD, AND WE'RE IN A JUMP DISTANCE FROM A DEATH PLANET, THEN SOME BACKWARD FEUDAL PLANET.

BY THE EMPEROR, WHAT PART OF "LEAVE ME THE FUCK BE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, PRIVATE FUCKFORBRAINS."

1. Tell him to fuck off and read the manual again, then proceed to go back to sleep, and let the things solve itself.
2. Make him strip down to his briefs and stay that way until the end of his next off-world combat assignment. Then issue a scout party to search.
3. BLAM the fucker for disturbing your anger sleep. Then issue a scout party to search
4. Just issue a scout party to search,

Is it time for tyranid raep?

>>32196151
2, because apparently this commissar is a bitchy waker.

>>32196151
>3. BLAM the fucker for disturbing your anger sleep. Then issue a scout party to search

>>32196151
>4. Just issue a scout party to search,

>>32196151
>4. Just issue a scout party to search,
make the trooper take lead on it

>>32196151
>1. Tell him to fuck off and read the manual again, then proceed to go back to sleep, and let the things solve itself.

>>32196151
>1
Most problems solve themselves eventually if left alone, or become someone else's problems. It's a win-win situation!

>>32196153
Nah, $5 says that it's an eldar waifu.

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Gonna need a tiebreaker,
roll 1d100 and state your choice, and the highest number will be picked. Unless trips

Rolled 60

>>32196285
1: go back to sleep

Rolled 61

>>32196285
4. Just issue a scout party to search,

>>32196285
3. BLAM the fucker for disturbing your anger sleep. Then issue a scout party to search

Rolled 42

>>32196285
4. Just issue a scout party to search,

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it was originally choice 3, but since the guy decided to delete the post...
4. Just issue a scout party to search

Alright, fine you incompetent nitwit. I'll solve the problem myself. Go and gather up a scout party, I'll be overseeing the command of the squad directly. Call my Pskyer aide to prepare.

I'll meet you at the site of the crash in 20 minutes. Have the area surrounded by guns. Bring assault weapons, not the usual flash lights.

If its an atmosphere drop that measly toy'll do fuck all and I'm not in the mood to lose another limb today.

>Yes Commissar!

>>32196420
B-but I realized it was a tie between 1. and 4. after posting and thought I was going full retard. ;-;

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>>32196420
As you prepare, you decide to get a powerfist in place of your prosthetic limb.

judging from the last mishap with the plasma pistol, you decide that it's better to just bring a bolt pistol.

After finishing gear checks, you head out to the thicket of the jungle to the east of the fortress.

Rolled 55

>>32196453
its okay anon, I thank you for not going full retard

>>32196420
Surprise when it's a space marine drop pod containing our space marine waifu

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Upon reaching the site, you're greeted by your Psyker aide, Marcia. Who is still in training from the Adeptus Astra Telepathica Psyker you've met on the Feudal planet,

it seems as though she's completed the basic psyker disciplines, but is yet to advance into further levels.

A guardsman approaches you two and begin reporting what they've found so far. It seems to be a ball of debris, made up of scrap metal, chunks of stone and cement, with bits of wood here and there. Forming a garbage ball that's somehow survived the fall from space.

You tell Marcia to check for any signs of life, and she replies
"I sense something in there, its definitely alive. But I'm not too sure what it is, it seems intelligent though."

1. Leave it be, it's just garbage. Not worth your time, nor your men. Go back to base.
2. Investigate it further, take it apart yourself, with Marcia and your men and try to look for the lifeform
3. Just let Marcia locate it, by herself without the guardsmen helping her to try and locate and identify the lifeform.

>>32196552
Wait what she looks like a xenos witch! What is the meaning of this?

>>32196552
Looks like an Eldar disguised itself as your psyker. Better purge it.

>>32196561
Don't worry, she's mindbroken.

Rolled 31

>>32196552
>2. Investigate it further, take it apart yourself, with Marcia and your men and try to look for the lifeform

>>32196561
>>32196571
I guess your new to this quest, we captured her and then mind fucked her into being a loyal servant of the emperor with ear massages

>>32196586
woops, left dice on

>>32196552
Send for the Inquisitor. Don't reveal you've seen through her disguise lest you set off her trap prematurely.

>>32196586
I thought it was a new quest due to the lack of any archive link or numbering.

Rolled 9

>>32196552
>3.
Put the xenos witch on the case, with any luck she and whatever is inside kill each other.

>>32196615
>>32196607
>>32196620

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=marcia

>>32196552
2. let them investigate and be ready for any enemies

>>32196571
>>32196607
yeah nah, we ain't BLAM'ing our loyal pet psyker

>>32196615
you can find the other threads in the sup/tg/ archive by searching for 'Marcia', theres been a rather lengthy hiatus between the last threads and this one though

>>32196552
>2. Investigate it further, take it apart yourself, with Marcia and your men and try to look for the lifeform

>>32196586
Yes I am new to this quest, and it seems there has been some serious heresy going on in my absence. It's a good thing that I'm on board now to fix this mess.

>>32196624
Christ I'm not going to read through nine threads worth of heresy, we're going to start with a fresh slate here.

>>32196644
he's pretty much summed it up here.
>>32196586

>>32196631
we 'purged' all the heresy in the little eldar with extensive ear rubbings and massages until we broke her mind, then rebuilt her as a loyal servant of the God Emperor of Mankind.

>>32196644
>we're going to start with a fresh slate here.
no we ain't, its nine rather short threads that are very easy to read through, we're not starting fresh because your lazy and can't deal with established characters, go derail something else

>>32196654
You really should've put number 10 in the quest title so you don't trick anons thinking that this is a new quest. I wouldn't have wasted my time reading it then, for example. I only take part in quests that have just started since it's practically impossible to affect the direction quest takes after several episodes, when it has already has been established and has regular readers.

>>32196552
4. Bombard the everloving shit out of this ball of garbage. The Basilisk crews need some practice.

>>32196685
>I only take part in quests that have just started since it's practically impossible to affect the direction quest takes after several episodes, when it has already has been established and has regular readers.
not seeing how you can't do that, its only got 8 previous threads...

Rolled 69

>>32196552
2. Investigate it further, take it apart yourself, with Marcia and your men and try to look for the lifeform

>>32196673
It's pointless to try to deal with established characters since no-one else will cooperate with new reader (me) in the thread. I don't want to be railroaded by the fandom, so this has been complete waste of my time.

>>32196685
Doesn't ANYONE check the file name anymore?

>>32196699
The presence of the eldar witch has been already established and cannot be changed at this point, for example. Since I don't want her in this quest my only chance to affect this would've been in the first thread.

>>32196702
>I don't want to be railroaded by the fandom
You're not being railroaded for fucks sake, do you immediately try to derail every quest thread you jump into?

Is playing something IC literally anathema to your existence?

>>32196721
Well I'm sorry you have had the fun portions of your brain taken from you.

>>32196721
You wouldn't stand a chance against all those people who want to rub eldar's ears anyway.

>>32196706
its summer, all the newfags are starting to flood in

>>32196721
>The presence of the eldar witch has been already established
That's what the whole thing is about. And the Commissar Commissar. If you don't want that then this isn't the quest for you to begin with, regardless of whether its new or not.

>>32196736
Forget that its summer there when its winter here.

>>32196728
It was indeed an unstoppable force, I remember the original thread, good times.

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>2.
As you search through and take apart the ball of metal and stone, Marcia shouts out behind you,
"Watch out!"
A flash of colour just barely misses your head, you having leaned back at the last moment. The sheer speed of the thing makes it seem like it was ejected out of something,

Quickly regaining composure from the surprise, you issue an order:

1. Tell your guardsmen to open fire, to kill whatever just popped out, it might be a genestealer
2. Tell Marcia to grip the creature, and bind it with pain using her powers to keep it at bay.
3. Attempt to grab him yourself, (Roll 1d20 for a dc check)

>>32196793
>2. Tell Marcia to grip the creature, and bind it with pain using her powers to keep it at bay.

lets see how her training has helped her

Rolled 20

>>32196793
3.

>>32196820
...

well done anon

>>32196825
Thank you, sir.

btw guys, care to give a superficial resume of the story so far, or do you really want me to read the past threads?

>>32196890
THERE WAS AN ELDAR

WE DID SEX THINGS UNTIL SHE SERVED THE EMPEROR

>>32196890
pretty much >>32196899

then we ran her through training and got her someone to train her psyker abilities

then we went into the forest with her for more training and patrolling and found a Catachan Barking Toad, one incident later we came out of the forest minus one arm, we've now got a cybernetic replacement that Marcia dutifully cleans and maintains for us

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>>32196820
You decide to instinctually reach out and try grab the creature, and manage to grab it by the ankle. You decide to examine it.

>>32196950
SHIT, DECOY!

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>>32196950
Putting the creature to eye level you quickly recognize a Grotling. It seems to have been tied up and beaten severely, and to an extent, tortured. But the cuts and bruises were mended, as if meaning for them to heal.

Noticing this, you decide to take a closer look, and upon further inspection there're scars and marks that seem to have been healed over, then cut again. As if repeating the harming and healing process in a malicious frenzy.

At this point, the Grotling is hysteric, frantically sobbing and squirming to get free. Seeming more concerned about the ball of debris than you or the guards.

You hear a deep throated cackle from the junk heap.
1. Kill the Grot and examine the debris again.
2. Tell Marcia to examine the Grotling while you investigate the Debris.
3. Examine the Grotling and send Marcia to find the source of that cackle.

>>32196994
>2. Tell Marcia to examine the Grotling while you investigate the Debris.

>>32196994
>2. Tell Marcia to examine the Grotling while you investigate the Debris.

>>32196994
1. Kill the Grot and examine the debris again.

>>32196994
2. Tell Marcia to examine the Grotling while you investigate the Debris.

anyone else thinking the grot is stuffed full of splosives

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>2.
Telling Marcia to try and get information out of the Grotling, you turn to investigate the noise. But even before you reach the debris, Marcia just plainly says:
"This thing's broken. His mind's nowhere to be found... Though there's fear. A lot of it, like it's been tortured for a long time,"

Nodding in simple acknowledgement, you turn and go to the source of the cackle. When the debris begin to shift-

>>32197138
and suddenly, 20 foot warboss?

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>>32197138
And a Squat appears out of the hole that the Grotling was fleeing from. He cackles some more and stares at you. And as far as you know Squats have been lost to the warp storms since longer than you could remember.
"So yer the one in charge on this planet, aye?"

Questioning you in a gruff voice, the Squat grins almost maniacally. It was then you notice him fiddling with a scalpel in his hand, and judging from the blade size, and the lack of any other lifeform inside the debris, you discern it was him who had broken the grotling.

You reply with a nod. And the Squat seems to light up even more.

"Well, see. I've been lost in the warp currents with ol' Snaptooth there, and I've only had him as a source of entertainment through the years. That is, until I landed here. And even then that was possible because I managed to fortify the insides of that boulder there with bits and pieces. Grot craftsmanship is far from good, so its a wonder that those contraptions work at all. So my question is, Commissar. will you be willing to take this travel-weary Squat into your garrison? I'll work as the techie, of course. Like most others of my kind did when we were still allied. Oh, and feel free to kill Snappy there,I have no more need for him."

At this sudden proposal you consider your options.

1. Allow him to join, and kill the Grotling. (plus to Training, planetary defenses upgrade, machines and weapons, negative to troop moral, and draw more attention from the inquisitorial body.)

2. Reject him and try dispose of him. While keeping the Grotling (negative to Marcia moral and loyalty, gain animosity from what remains of the Squat race, gain fame among the greenskins. draw a little more attention from the inquisitorial body)

>>32197278

1. Allow him to join and dispose of the goblin.

Good, the party grows.

>>32197278

1.

Squats are still Humans after all. Inquisition my ass.

>>32197278
>1.

>>32197324
>Missing the allegorical metphor of GW removing squats altogether
shiggy

>>32197278
1. Marcia, one fried Greenskin. Pronto!

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>You have gained: Squat Techie
He will be able to check up on all of the failing systems and other faulty machinery that's been causing deaths in your garrison. He will now be able to make use of the minerals on the planet to begin constructing war machines, and recreational utilities, such as a brewery. and raise overall safety and happiness for your men, leading to higher moral in some cases..

Though it will take some time for them to get used to the squat, it will benefit the garrison overall.

He will be living in the garrison from this day forth, in the workshop next to yours and Marcia's area.


End of today's thread. Hope you enjoyed the little side quest I cooked up.

For those of you who don't know here's the twitter that I rarely ever use to update people on when the next thread might be.
https://twitter.com/TCaMarcia

Good night.

>>32197445
Aw, I got here just as the thread ended. It was still a fun read, though! Thanks for the thread, Mimic!

>>32197510
No problem. I'm just surprised to see anyone left, actually

>>32197531
this was a nice thread. moah.

>>32197445
thanks for the thread OP, looking forward to whenever you'll run next

I've been here since the start.
(deleted the 65 roll and rolled a 20)

>>32197445
Aw, missed the bread =(

>>32197341
But they were mentioned in 6th edition rulebook, so they aren't completely removed.