>>32316522
>her

Stopped reading there. You're going to the movies with her and she's still just "one of your players"? Why aren't you fucking yet.

>>32316540

Because you can have female friends without fucking them? not that I wouldn't love to.

She's my friend and has been for like five years now, and she has never asked me out or anything.

>>32316540
>>32316602
>>>>>>>>>>/fit/

>>32316602
>and she has never asked me out or anything.

Here's a crazy idea, why don't YOU ask her out.

>>32316522
I think she means for it to be just you and her for this game, OP.

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/tg/, bad with women since 4000 BC

Well OP, this could be two things. She is hinting at wanting to get Gorean with you or she really wants a Gorean game. What kinda chick is she?

>Gor /ˈɡɔr/ is the parallel universe Counter-Earth setting for an extended series of novels by John Norman that combine philosophy, erotica, and science fiction.
>erotica
OP, she was telling you something.

>>32316629

Because if she says now things will be awkward forever. Besides, seeing it from an objective view I am in the very definition of the friendzone. Which isn't that bad.

>>32316653

She didn't said so.

>>32316662

Well, she is latina, she is a massive geek, she likes manga and anime and plays WHF dark elves.

>>32316741
>seeing it from an objective view I am in the very definition of the friendzone
Because you're too scared to ask a girl out?

>>32316686
I don't think she can hint much harder without writing a 3 page essay.

>>32316629
>Not letting her ask you out
What is this, the 1950's? If she's not a liberated enough woman to pursue you of her own volition it's not worth a relationship.

>>32316522
I'm going to tell you she is probably interested in you or at least workable open to the idea. Don't run the fucking setting for your whole group as you make it seem like that is a terrible idea. Just make a pass at her and if it comes up roleplay with her only in the setting or just dominate her with what you want.

tl;dr Don't use the setting since most of your normal group would hate it. Make a move on the girl if you can.

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>>32316793
Have you ever talked to a girl? They're raised to think this is the norm. Hardly their fault.

Just ask her out OP. Geez.

>>32316522
>>32316540
What, are your players all your fucking clients or something? I've never roleplayed with anyone but friends.

>>32316522
>is a super qt
Okay, he's right. It's obvious you like her, why -aren't- you fucking her yet?

Tell her straight up that the other 3 would have a fit if you tried to foist this one them (no shit), too bad so sad. And then run a one-on-one with her.

>>32316793
>Exhibit A: Betatron
It's is universally considered a masculine trait to take the lead in situations like this.

Why the fuck does every ronery guy think asking out a girl he likes will ruin everything if she says no? Unless you just completely spaghetti the fuck out like "I LOVE YOU, I ALWAYS HAVE, WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER" she shouldn't see you any differently and you get a definite answer instead of always wondering.

>>32316522

She is trying to tell you she is into bondage. Give her the hand holding while she is suspended from the ceiling. Just don't forget to make a safeword.

>>32316522
OP, I think you should just explain that the other players probably wouldn't like it. Stress that it isn't your personal opinion (you haven't said how you feel about it, so I'll assume it's okay by you), but for the sake of the group.

Ooooor, maybe you could just tone down the parts of it your other players might not like. Maybe they'd enjoy the philosophy and science fiction bits? As long as you keep the erotic parts as a fade to black, or skim over them and do them privately later, your group should be fine. And who knows? Maybe they'd like it.

[spoilers] From the basic definition provided here, I think I would.[/spoiler]

>>32316923
Hell dude, I'm not sex-starved in the slightest but I never mix female-friends and fuck-buddies up. It has never worked out.

>>32316741
no, things will not be awkward forever

ffs, if this is a hot latina nerd girl like you say, then she is very much used to associating with guys that almost certainly secretly like her. Hell, it might even be a refreshing change of pace for her to find a guy who will just straight up ask her out.

Even if she doesn't feel anything for you, she almost certainly assumes that you feel something for her, and THAT is what will be awkward.

You fucking know what Gor is all about, you disingenuous bastard, we know what you're asking.

Okay okay... What if she just wants a freaky game? I mean, how can I tell her I understood her request as wanting me to give her the D?

I'll be honest. She's a sweetheart but I've always felt she is out my own league. She is really cute and hot. So thinking she may be hinting at wanting something romantic/sexual with me is just hard to believe. I mean, if it is too good to be true 90% of time is because it isn't true.

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Just ask her out. You don't want to end up like this guy.

>>32317008

Do you two hang out alone often? does she initiates physical contact? do you know her beyond game related stuff?

>>32317016
He's better off without her

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>>32316741
>latina
Yes.
>Manga and anime
Yes, m'kay.
>Massive geek
No shit.
>WHF dark elves.
FUCKING DROPPED WHAT A FUCKING COCKSUCKING POWERGAMING DIPSHIT. Ugh.

>>32317073
Jorah? Have you even seen his state in the latest books?

>>32317028

>Do you two hang out alone often?

Yeah.

>does she initiates physical contact?

Depends on what you mean by contact. She usually holds my arm when we go out and sometimes kisses my cheek when saying bye.

>do you know her beyond game related stuff?

Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family. I did it again last x-mas

>>32317076

Stopped at latina just because non-trashy attractive ones are hard to find.

>>32317008

You go out to movies together and she essential asked if you wanted to ERP with her, interpreting that as a hint doesn't make you a horndog, it doesn't make you unreasonable. It doesn't make you a bad person.

And if she really is out of your league and she says no, what is she going to do, be insulted?

>>32316522
Quite frankly, I would steer clear from Gor as much as possible, because it's a surefire way to end up magical realming, either innadvertently by you to uphold the setting, or by the players trying to embrace it.

It will also mean that this girl, if she's the only female in your gaming group, will end up the de-facto oppressed character as either a "free woman" that is at best a taliban-like view of women, a near naked renegade, or a yet again near naked slave that has to obey any males, or face punishment in whatever form the offended male chooses.

Either she wants this done 1 on 1 with you and is sending you subtle hints THAT YOU NEED TO START PICKING UP ON, or it's a really, really terrible idea.
Were I you, I'd ask her why she specificly wants to roleplay that.

>>32316961

You sound like a woman with your fucking ladder theory bullshit.

>>32317108
HOLY SHIT OP

>>32317108
Yea, you're a half skip and jump from being in a relationship other than friend.
Offer to read the Gor books with her, see how she takes it, do a few one on one games and if you like her, pursue her.

>>32317108
>Depends on what you mean by contact. She usually holds my arm when we go out and sometimes kisses my cheek when saying bye.

Wow. Either OP is a troll, is the most retarded oblivious idiot to ever live, or he's right about being friendzoned and we're just not seeing the details that confirm it.

>>32317108
Dude. I don't want to be rude here, but the signs add up. Before, it was a maybe. Now, it's a...she's kissing your cheek and holding your arm. She invited you to her parents for Christmas.

Please, just ask her - no, don't ask her. Tell her how you feel and see if she feels the same way. Please. Don't let this slip away.

I bet OP is just scared and would rather keep being friends instead of accepting an attractive woman who is clearly into him.

>>32317108
>She usually holds my arm when we go out and sometimes kisses my cheek when saying bye.

Jesus H Christo and all the Holy Saints above. Tell her you silly sod. I mean... jesus, it's right there.

>x-mas
Who the fuck actually calls it that? Do you wear a fedora? That would explain a lot.

>>32317108

This is either a troll or the thickest anon I have ever met.

>>32317155
> ladder theory bullshit.
Que?

>>32316850
>It's is universally considered a masculine trait to take the lead in situations like this.
But that would create perceived power differential making it rape to engage in intercourse while still in college.

>>32317108
>Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family. I did it again last x-mas
You're already fucking dating.

>>32317217
>yfw OP is actually Fry from the future

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>>32317289
>You're already fucking dating.

>>32316522
Let's try to shoulder aside the crushing weight of autism in this thread and assume Op did NOT come here for relationship advice.

Gor is a hardcore bondage/dominance/submission setting and completely unsuited for a group game unless no one is wearing clothes. Tell her you can't DM anything like that. Or you could go with the backseat drivers here who all think you want in her pants and suggest it is better suited to private RPing.

>>32317108

Holy shit. I was about to go on about how everybody needs to calm their tits about trying to fuck your friend and how not everything needs to be about that but seriously.

Seriously.

If you really want to tapdance around the issue you tell her that you did your research and that you really are out of your league with figuring out how to make that into a game. Given how she's the 'expert' on Gor you'll need her help. You invite her somewhere more private and you feel this shit out as you get to talking about the nitty gritty details as to what Gor actually is.

I will eat my own hat if you can't make anything come of it.

>>32317108
Don't listen to people saying that all these things actually mean shit. I'm not saying they don't, but for some people this is perfectly normal to do with a friend.

But she may well want your nut. I'm just saying that nobody is going to be able to tell from posts on 4chan.

Either way, go for it. That's what a man does, isn't it? Attitude is more important than looks for women. Act like it isn't a big deal and she'll respect that, even if she shuts you down.

OP give us an update how things work out sometime. Genuinely really curious.

>>32317108
IN THIS THREAD OP FINDS OUT HE HAS HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR OVER TWO YEARS AND NEVER NOTICED

HOLY SHIT

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>>32317393
>Either way, go for it. That's what a man does, isn't it? Attitude is more important than looks for women. Act like it isn't a big deal and she'll respect that, even if she shuts you down

Bingo. OP, touch the untouchable. Yours is the D that will pierce the friendzone.

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>>32316522
>>32316602
>>32316741
God you're such a faggot. I have so many friends like you. Have you never had a girlfriend before? Is that why you have no idea what the fuck you're doing?
She likes you enough to go to the movies with you and play your faggy games.

Be forward and honest with her you limp dick autist scum cunt.

>>32317432

my sides have moved into a better neighborhood with good schools and a yard

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>>32317076
Seriously, what a powergaming cuntfuck.
Double hydra ass bitch.

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>>32317166
>>32317172
>>32317178
>>32317217
>>32317254
>>32317289
>>32317370

Well, I called her, talked about this, told her that the guys may not like it. Then said a couple friends suggested she was hitting on me, and I confessed I like her a lot but didn't wanted to ruin anything. She said she was and was starting to think -I- was the one friendzoning her.

To not go TL;DR, she's my girlfriend now and as strange as it sounds is thanks to /tg/.

>>32317569

I don't know much about the game other of what she has told me, but she prefers the kharibdis thing and a lord on a black pegasus

>>32317791
/tg/'s got your back you incredibly dense motherfucker.

>>32317791

TAKE THAT, GUY WHO WAS CALLING US STUPID AND READING TOO MUCH INTO IT

>>32317791
Good luck, have fun, and with the Gor stuff already on the table I would recommend you look into some basic bondage/rope work. Or leather, but it's much harder to care and use good leather.

>>32317791

Oh, and there won't be a Gor game but she made me promise I would read the books (she already sent a few)

>>32317791

A. Obvious troll is obvious

B. Took you long enough you ridiculous sack of autism

C. d'aww

>>32317791
/tg/ is your saving roll. Everyone gets one.

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>>32317791
Fucking hell man.
Cool that it worked out for you even though you're pretty retarded.

No accounting for taste on her end.

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>>32317791
If she likes gor and dark elves then she's into bdsm.

Seeing as you're autistic, you should google it and try it in bed after she takes your virginity.

>>32317886

I lol'd.

>GOR

>>32317831
Hey mang, all I said was nobody could tell from a couple 4chan posts. I did tell him to go for it. Unless you were talking about somebody else, but I think I was the only voice of dissent.

>>32317840
They start off as pretty standard for their era with a good deal of magical realm, but they take a dive once Bosk of Port Kar (or whatever) comes in. That book is where I dropped it, so I couldn't say if it picks up.

>OP is a shonen protagonist

Go, OP. Defeat the evils with your platonic female best friend who kisses you, holds your arm, and wants to RP hot and heavy slavery and submission with you. Just friends, though. Juuuuust friends.

good job on discovering the obvious, a hero is you

>>32317886
taste in books or taste in men?

>>32317791
today was the day /tg/ got a girlfriend

>>32317996
Both

>>32318017
He already had one though. He just didn't realize it.

>>32317994
>OP was just a normal high school boy until...
>A girl fell from the sky and landed on him...
>It turns out she is a magician and can grant wishes...
>OP wishes that he wasn't autistic
>SpellCast:Failed!

who knew /tg/ was good at dating advice

>>32318325

Usually I wouldn't consider yelling DO IT FAGGOT as dating advice, but some people me included just need that push sometimes.

Screenshot please?

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>>32317791
Now listen here you little son of a bitch I really hope it all works out. Good stuff, mate.

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>>32318133
Fuck I lol'd

>>32318325
/tg/: da/tg/ advice

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>>32317791
way to go amigo

hope it all works out for you two

>>32318384
hey

DO IT FAGGOT

>tfw you don't even have a girl for /tg/ to help you with

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Mission a-fucking-complished guys! We got OP laid.

>>32318133
>>32317994
Funnily enough, there is in fact a manga (supposedly a true story) about a guy who asks 2chan for dating advice
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/molester_man/
Trust me, the title is the only molesting in the entire thing

>>32318751
You're not missing out on much. Other than sex.

>>32318810
It would be nice to have

>>32318751

It's alright brother, we will die alone knowing we helped someone get a girl.

This is a beautiful moment, /tg/. We just affected someone's life in a meaningful way.

Promise you'll give me good dating advice if I ask here of all places, /tg/.

>>32317306

Don't be hasty thinking that. You might go right on thinking you guys are a thing only to be shattered when you find out you've been in the friendzone. You might just be her special guy BFF
The wound still burns me

>>32319012
I have no idea how would do the reverse of what OP has been doing.

>>32318952
I'll try, but I can't guarantee success.

>>32316522
>>32316686
SHE WANTS TO FUCK.

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>>32317791
I love this so much. You're a winner, now. Congrats!

This is an amazing derail.
>>32316659
Look at this fucker
Look at him and laugh

>>32316522
Just tell her you want to talk more at length about the setting and see where the conversation goes. This is your in OP. Make us proud.

>>32317791
YES.

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>>32317791

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Let me sum this thread up.

>OP: So this girl who totally isn't my girlfriend wants me to run an ERP game oh and also she kisses me sometimes

>/tg/: She's totally your girlfriend bro

>OP: No way, we're just friends. Watch, I'll ask her.

>time passes

>OP: Oh guys she's actually been my girlfriend this whole time, I just never noticed.

You get to tell your children how you were dating their mom for two years before you realized it OP. Congrats on being a shounen protagonist.

>>32320299
Don't you get it anon? At this rate it will be another two years until anon realizes he's been having sex, and another three until all the weird midgets who keep showing up and shitting themselves are his kids.

>shonen protagonist

is this a reference to a specific anime? not ringing any bells.

Someone make a screencap of all of this, we need it for future generations

>>32320424
Its a genre. The tough fighty guy who fights all the time but never notices the girl that follows him around and takes care of him all the time and risks her life for him actually likes him.

>>32320424
shonen is a genre, the protagonists are generally characterized as being incredibly naive in matters of the heart

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>>32317108
Damn man.

>>32320424
The bane of all Japanese entertainment that insists that the male protagonist of any story be completely, incompetently, and autistically unaware of the opposite sex. It's so hard to watch.

>>32320618
jesus christ check your messages

>>32320626
I get the same feel. Of PAAAIIIIN

>>32320626
we've just seen proof that some people are like this

60% of japanese teenagers have never had a girlfriend

Maybe it's not just a cliche and that's how a lot of men are there?

>>32320681
You're probably right, but every second of it hurts to watch, especially when it goes on for 5 seasons.

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>>32320250
God damn it Carlos I tried to read that spoiler text.

>>32320550
>>32320536
No it's not, it's a demographic. Boys, 10-17. Action is a genre.
>>32320424
In manga and anime marketed towards boys aged 10-17, no matter what the genre is (action, adventure, comedy, romance) the protagonist is completely oblivious as to who is romantically interested in him.

>>32316522
Didnt read the thread but let me tell you a secret. She wants to fuck you, not play a new D&D setting.

People into Gor (espeailly women) tend to be lifestylers. Oe at least want to give it a shot. At the very least tell her you looked in to it, pause, and ask if shes wanting a one on one game.

I can't believe all the people not reading the thread and then posting about how OP is an idiot for not smashing.

>>32317509
Fatty is jealous

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>>32316741
>Because if she says now things will be awkward forever.
Keitaro pls

>>32320966
That was 4 hs ago, they are dating now (or have been for years, dunno)

>>32321037
>you now know that anon will miss the 3 year anniversary in a few months
>he will have no idea what's going on

>>32320344
>OP: So I anyway, I've been dating this girl for a while and I want to start having sex with her, but I don't know how to make it happen.

/tg/: Well how far have you gotten with her?

>OP: Well sometimes she climbs on top of me and puts my dick inside this weird hole she has and bounces around on it until I cum.

/tg/: ...

>OP: Also, she took me to church this one time and we both dressed up really nice and some preacher guy said some stuff and we gave each other jewelery.

>OP: Also, a while ago she got really fat, then she had a tummy ache, so I took her to a hospital, and a tiny person came out of that weird hole she has.

>OP: That's actually happened a few times now. The little people live with us. They call me "Dahdah." That's not even my name!

/tg/: ...

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http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html

Does she want to play a cactus or spider plant?

"Girl asks guy to read GOR for her."
"Guy asks /tg/ for dating advice and it works."

I don't know which of these is more unrealistic.

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>>32321083
>That's not even my name!

This would all be totally heart-warming if it wasn't for the fact she wanted him to play a Gor setting. Now that OP knows she's his girlfriend, he also knows his girlfriend is a Gorean retard who he should immediately dump. You don't want that kind of scum to be in your life whether it has a pussy or not.

>>32321037
>>32321081
Just because he found in love in the end doesn't mean that he wasn't an idiot like OP was. OP sounds like your typical harem protag.

>>32320639
Gmail:
>You have been watching X on YouTube!
Like I need to have the same message three times a day
>Facebook
Person X asks for/sent you X on Candy Crush!
Why is this a thing?
>SMS
This one is my bad; keep forgetting about them.

>>32316602
>and she has never asked me out or anything.
>>32316522
>almost dragged me off work so I went watch Godzilla with her

>>32316741
>Because if she says now things will be awkward forever.
>>32316602
>not that I wouldn't love to.
If you don't ask her out things are also going to be awkward forever.

>>32317178
>the most retarded oblivious idiot to ever live
>>32317254
>This is either a troll or the thickest anon I have ever met.
I feel like making OP look a little bit better, so I dare say I might have beaten him to those titles. I've once missed a hint when I woke up lying under a friend after a party. Those were dense times...

>>32317509
Are Americans really this shallow?
Holy shit.

>>32317791

OK, clearly she's your first real girlfriend because if you need /tg/ to figure out her signals and are that dense about friendzoning then you must be in HS or close. SO....

...oh, wait, first. You're welcome for getting you into a relationship.

People are screaming BDSM and instantly jump to the Bondage part because it's in the porn... I get that, and they're probably right, but it's not necessarily the case. She might be into the D/s side. In other words, someone who takes control while she serves them. Or maybe she just wants to RP a sexy slave girl.

WARNING: based on your beta-male shit above, this will be very hard for you to learn. You sound really, really submissive so far. If you want something, ask for it. She's clearly hungry for this. Plus, openness and communicating clearly what you want is good in a relationship anyway.

Right now is the norm-setting phase of the relationship. That means if you don't do freaky shit now, if you wait until (insert excuse), it will never happen even if you both want it. It's called vanilla-zoning.

Best thing you can do is one-on-one ERP. It gets you both used to talking openly about what you want sexually.

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>>32316522
>>32316741
>>32317108
>>32317791
I hope you enjoy going down as 4chan history, OP.
Hopefully you'll inspire some other social retards to take hint

>>32326735
Your photoshop skills are bad and you should feel bad.

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Well that was adorable.

>>32326766
*microsoft paint

This whole thread.
It's pretty great.

I jut got into a relationship with a girl in my game group. She's one of those girls who mainly has guy friends. And all her guy friends are competing betas who will never ask her out.

On our second date I called them her entourage and she got all offended, but after they all found out I had started dating her they all asked her out in succession.

I shattered her world.

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>>32326939
I shattered her world too, if you know what I mean.

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>>32317791
>everything went better than expected
Huh. Imagine that.

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>>32320299
At least OP doesn't suffer spontaneous gender changes...

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>>32327419
You say it like that would be a bad thing.

>>32327435
>female zack
>female woolie
help

>>32317108
I want to insult you anon but I'm afraid I might have done the same thing as you in your position

>i used to be about equally oblivious in high school

Learn from this experience, OP. Don't fall back where you used to be when you break up.

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>>32316741
>Latina
>Nerd
>Drags you out to see movies.
>Obviously into some kinky shit
>Wants you to roleplay kinky shit with her
Dude. Why. The. Fuck. Aren't. You. Hitting. This.

>>32329777
You know, you could just read the thread and find that he is now hitting that

Haha oh wow, /tg/ just did its own version of Densha Otoko. Well done best board.

>>32316522
>Help /tg/, this cute female friend of mine wants me to run a erotic game for her? What do I do?
Jesus Christ, OP. I mean, I can be pretty thick when it comes to picking up signals, but holy shit.

>>32329777
>>32329957

And now come the posters who didn't actually read the thread.

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>>32329562
I guess you mean Liam, Zack is the cat.

Now to be lonely because mfw I'll never ask a girl friend to be my gf.

>>32326141
>her the sub
>dark elves
>into oblivious, naive-sounding guy

I'm not convinced.

Most likely switch tho.