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Rolled 33

>>32395229
burning blacks is white magic right

Rolled 23

>>32395229
crossing fingers for Urabrask dickings

Rolled 98

>>32395229
Here goes nothing.

>>32395282
>98
You are particularly skilled at white magic. Perhaps you are a priest, or heirophant?

The next roll is to determine your affinity to blue magic. (1d100 best of 3)

Rolled 95

>>32395307
Let's do this.

Rolled 78

Goo

Rolled 20

>>32395307
>98
I apologize if the rest of you guys wanted a different affinity

Is it wrong to hope the dice gods will make us a five color archmage by the end of this?

>>32395342
It would be glorious

>>32395323
>95

You are also proficient with Blue magic. Your mind is expansive, and your ability to manipulate other's mental facilities is as potent as your powers of light.

Next, we determine your affinity to Black magic. (Once again, 1d100 best of 3)

Rolled 28

>>32395370
One way or another, this is going to be hilarious.

Rolled 20

>>32395370

Rolled 27

>>32395370
Here we go!

>>32395390
Black magic not so much...

>>32395390
>28
You are not proficient with Black magic. Perhaps your faith abhors its corrupting influence, or maybe you find its selfish narcissism illogica?

Now, it is time to determine our affinity to Red magic. (You know the drill by now I hope!)

Rolled 75

>>32395433
Yeah, no natural 5-color archmage for us. Still, at least its balanced somewhat.

>>32395441
Let's do this!

>>32395390
>>32395395
>>32395406
all twenties... damn.

Rolled 95

>>32395441
please be high

Rolled 81

>>32395441
I like red.

>>32395471
Dude, we're fucking killing it.

Rolled 47

>>32395471
Alright, we're at least WUR. Nice.

Hey, OP what was the plan if we got like 20 for all 5 colors?

next is green right?

>>32395471
>>32395282
Fuck Yeah! I did it again!

>>32395471
>95
You are able to harness the power of red magic with ease. Your emotions, while tempered by faith and logic, are enhanced. You may enjoy the thrill of battle, the beauty of artistic design, or just smashing things.

>>32395489
I would have asked for a roll of 1d1000. On a 1, 500 or 1000, we would have been an Eldrazi planesalker. If not, we would have been an Artifact-user.

Finally, we shall determine your affinity for Green mana! Roll those 1d100s!

Rolled 98

>>32395528
what if i roll a 1

>>32395537

Fuck the what.

>>32395537
Game over, man.

Rolled 66

lets see what we get now

Rolled 38

>>32395528
Not much point, but I'll roll anyway to see what I get.

>>32395528

>WUR Planeswalker

Americaaaaaaaa! Were out to spread our freedom to the multiverse!

so we can use anything but black it seems... This should be good

>>32395537
>>32395471
>>32395323
>>32395282

Well it seems like >>32395258 predestined what we're going to be.

Hunting and exterminating necromancers, plague spreaders and undead with extreme prejudice.

>>32395528
>Spoiler
I don't know whether I like that or us being a WURG mage better.

So, Our final Affinities are:
>White: 98/100
>Blue: 95/100
>Black: 28/100
>Red: 95/100
>Green: 98/100

So, we slightly favor the more physical colors, still appreciate the more magical ones, but the darker arts are right out the door.

I don't know if I want to keep it that way, or train our Black up enough to summon Progenitus.

So we're passionately anti-black mana, hunting it down wherever we find it because it upsets the natural order and unity of things? And we have the tactical knowledge to understand where to lok and how to deal with it?

>>32395537
>98

You harness the natural powers of Green magic as well as you can Red, White, and Blue. You can summon creatures of enormous power to your side with a gesture, or shape the land to your liking. Altogether, you are much like the Nephilim of Ravnica. You are able to harness the power of all but one color of magic. While this certainly doesn't have to make you a hero, the lack of selfishness, parasitism and death that comes from black's influence makes you certainly look like a paragon. You value instinct, emotion, faith and logic in relatively the same amounts, and you are able to manipulate White, Blue, Green and Red mana with masterful ease.

Now that we know your color affinity, we shall determine your race and class. Because you are a four-colored planeswalker, you have two options:

[] Choose from one color's races and classes (E.G. Only from White, only from Blue, etc.)
[] Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart.

>>32395670
I dunno, I can't imagine someone who uses 4 of the 5 colors could really believe that the last 'upsets' the balance. Maybe we just don't like the mindset you need to use it?

>>32395704
>[] Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart.

As if there was any other option. The dice gods have gifted us with 4 Colors. Let us offer them the choice of our race and class.

>>32395704
We gotta be a dragon, dude.

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>>32395704

I say we combine Leonin and Merfolk and become a sea lion.

>[] Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart.

As a wise man said: "GO BIG OR GO HOME!"

>>32395714
What if we're ashamed we can't master Black mana? Unity require all the colors, after all.

>Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart

cause the only thing I can think of off the top of my head that would be good in four color is a sphinx... maybe

>>32395739
>>32395800
>>32395791

Alright, I'll be fiddling with this list for a few minutes, but it will have to be a big roll methinks.

>[] Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart.

>>32395800
Dragon would be good, too. It's only recently it's been mostly red.

>>32395704
>[x] Combine the list of all four color's races and classes and roll to determine what we are from that chart.

>>32395832
True, a dragon would work. But, personally, I think we're pushing mary sue status a bit without also being a dragon.

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>>32395800
Sphinxes are awesome!

Can we play a sphinx, OP?

>>32395858

How about half dragon, half angel? We could have a white wing, a blue wing, a red wing and a green wing.

>>32395791
Could be both actually. We hate the stereotypical mindset of Black magic, but we're ashamed that we can't use it to any real degree.

>>32395862
>>32395858
Sphinx and dragon are on the list, as are such hilarious things as noggles, dryads, moonfolk, faeries and many, many more!

>>32395889
lets roll for it

>>32395874
... As silly as that idea is, we could actually be an Angel, since the only color we can't use is Black.

Rolled 56

BRUSHWAGG

>>32395899
No we couldn't. Angels are magical constructs, not natural beings, they can't have a spark just like a Myr couldn't have a spark. We could theoretically be given one, like Karn, but that' same lot of hypothesizing

Okay, fiddling is now done, time for the roll! 1d100 best of 5 for our race!

>>32395874
I support this decision

Rolled 33

>>32395960
SPOOKY GHOST

Rolled 19

>>32395889
Will you be deciding our home plane or will that be another roll/choice for us?

>>32395952
Are they? I'll admit I didn't know that.

>>32395960
Let's do this!

Rolled 74

>>32395960

Rolled 31

something good something good something good

Rolled 31

>>32395960

Come oooooon Dragons.

Rolled 36

>>32395960

WHAT IS IN THE BOX?

dice+1d100

Rolled 1

>>32395970
I say Ravnica; with our mastery of the four "good" elements, we could bring justice and prosperity to all. Become the hero it needs, and topple the Guilds.

>>32395986
Well at least someone got higher than 50 ... and decently so, at that.

>>32396020
On the one hand, I'm really glad you're too late.

On the other, what would rolling a 1 have gotten us?

>>32395986
>74

You are a goblin.

Writing out this hilariousness right now.

>>32396053
Well things are going to be... Interesting.

Rolled 100

>>32396053
beautiful

Rolled 50

>>32396053

Our name must be Wurg.

>>32395970
Yep, they're artificial avatars of white mana, made by powerful mages who seek to defend themselves and their kin against evil, or whatever source inspires their need. They're not like artifacts in that they can be crafted specifically and mass produced, but they don't just happen on their own either.

Rolled 98

>>32396053
GOBBOS

>>32396053
That's ... rather disappointing and the one race I thought of that I was hoping we wouldn't get.

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I want to point out that highest of 3d100 is a very forgiving dice system. In particular the average is 75. Planeswalkers gush with magical power, but be aware that, for example, getting below 50 only happens 12% of the time.

>>32396053
Hrm, goblin.
>miteBcool.jpg

>>32396053
could you show list you used, or at least give us the link.

Also seeing as our other choices where all in the 30s or that 19 what would have those given us?

>>32396053

This is gonna be good

>>32396071

Yes. And we will have an evil-twin nemesis by the name of Burg

>>32396053
Of all the things I expected...

And I was the one that came up with the goblin MC on this other M:tG Quest

>>32396053
>>32396107
Maybe let us choose from the choices we rolled?

>>32396101
>>32396107
>>32396154
I'll give you guys the choice from the list, though I think Goblin may be the one that is most popular.

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>>32396154
TOO LATE! NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN WOO-WOOOOO!!!

>>32396194
Well, we don't know the other options

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>>32396194
It would be good to have the list actually IN the post, now wouldn't it?

>>32396194
What could we have rolled that would make goblin the most appealing?:

>>32396194
Just to explain my reasoning, I don't think a goblin would make a good MC for anything other than a joke quest. I can't see us being able to be both in character as a goblin and an enjoyable MC.


We got
33
19
74
31

as our rolls.

>>32396219
Given that, here's my preferences:
Kitsune
Catfolk
Human
Goblin

>>32396219
elementals and efreets can't get planeswalker sparks as far as I know

>>32396219
So our rolls were human, kitsune, catfolk, or gobbo?
I'd have to go with Kitsune.

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>>32396194

I want to know out of curiosity, but seriously Goblin is Good.

just go with goblin I like the idea of a goblin planeswalker

I didn't even know there were kitsune plainswalker?

I really don't mind what we play as but I'm leaning towards the human truth be told.

I guess we need to vote

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I just want to be a dragon planeswalker so we can go hang out with bolas is that so wrong

>>32396316

If we're voting, I vote for Goblin.

human is too mainstream, and fluffy tails of either species will be plagued with furry trolls

>>32396316
Yes!
Vote for either:
[]Human
[]Kitsune
[]Catfolk
[]Goblin
[]Other (Specify which)

>>32396194
I like goblin. Its the most interesting of our choices. Who wouldn't want to see a goblin kick some serious ass?

goblin like dice gods intended

>>32396337
Yes because lore wise, Bolas kills any competition.

>>32396348
>[]Kitsune

Anything other than goblin.

>>32396348
>[x]Goblin

>>32396295
An immortal goblin? Maybe we can play as a giant dwarf or an urban elf next.
>>32396337
Bolas kills other dragons to mantain his monopoly on dragonness though.
>>32396348
I would go with Kitsune. I liked Kamigawa.

>>32396348

Kitsune as that's what I rolled.

>>32396348
>[x]Kitsune

>>32396348
>[]Other
Sphinx

>>32396219
Yeah, gobs was best choice.

Fox-people and kitty-people are the gay, and every other planeswalker's a human.

Considering we're super charged on 4 colours, I just think we should be some kind of "higher" level being.

Like the others said, a Dragon/Sphinx type creature.

Can we be a Whale?

>>32396348

(samefag from >>32396339)

[x] Goblin

>other
sphinx since I brought it up

failing that I'll go human or kitsune

>>32396348
[x]Kitsune
I hate gobbos

>>32396388
... That would actually explain all but our red affinity. Though we'd be stuck in large bodies of water.

>>32396348
[x]Kitsune
As long as it's not gobbo.

>>32396388
I love you, anon.

>>32396348
>>32396295
[x] Goblin

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to be fair, a goblin or a kitsune would be fine, but the opportunity to play a sphinx is too great to waste

>>32396348
SPHINX! Please!

>>32396423
>>32396405
>>32396366
I don't know much about the fluff of Magic, is there something about goblins in the lore to explain this?

>>32396483

Nah, just people not wanting to play an 'ugly' race that is usually associated with being cannon fodder.

>>32396483
Probably just U players

>>32396483
They're just stupid runts with homocidal/suicidal tendencies. They're the epitome of chaotically violent red, and while some find it endearing, I find it dull. At least with Kitsune we could make stuff up. There's been exactly 1 good goblin in mtg lore.

>>32396483
I'm not well versed in it myself, but everything I've seen of them paints them as the low intelligence, mischievous, and short-sighted stereotype.

>>32396348

I'll go Sphinx as well. That just sounds more interesting then another Gobbo Quest.

VOTING TIME IS OVER! I'll go tally the votes!

>>32396483
Cannonfodder, stupid as fuck, suicidal you name it they are shitty

>[x] Goblin
You dare question the wisdom of our dice overlords?

>>32396483
if we we just red color or red and something else then I'd be fine with a gobllin, I just find it a bit hard to see a four color goblin planwalker is all

>>32396483
Goblins in mtg exemplify the nastiness, brutishness, and shortness of human life. In an immortal planeswalker what would that result in and how would it result in 4 color affinities? An immortal goblin could transcend its nature, but it would cease to act like a goblin.

>>32396529
Still objectively better and smarter then merfolk.

>>32396545
Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.

>>32396524

Squeeky bum time, gents.

>>32396545
Honestly, I'm not sure best of 5 really worked for this chart, since it implies that goblins, being at 72 to 80, are objectively better than everything below them.

>>32396545
Dice are foolish.

Think about it: Even your cleverest plan fall appart as soon as you involve the dice. And I bet you can remember many instenses of them letting you down screwing you on crucial moments

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>Get winning roll
>everybody shits all over it.
>mw

>>32396560
>>32396546
>>32396514
>>32396511
Okay. its a matter of character. I can understand that. I voted goblin, but looks like sphinx will win here.

>>32396592
Not better, only liker to become Planeswalker

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a 3-way tie between Goblins, Sphinxes as Kitsune. The will of the dice gods will determine what our race is. 1-33 Kitsune, 34-66 Sphinx, 67-99 Goblin.

Proper poll! For these decisions it is better with multiple choice.
http://strawpoll.me/1769813

>>32396560
perhaps this immortal goblin would rally his brothers and sisters and try to better and civilize them creating a kingdom of goblin paradise

or if we just remove all threats to goblins maybe they will no longer be cannon fodder

Rolled 92

>>32396648
Let's rock

>>32396648
Can I just vote "Not-Gobbos"?

>>32396622
Plus, we got 31 twice. I'd say the dice chose Kitsune as much as they did goblins.

>>32396632
Its not your fault, the OP is just being a clusterfuck about how choices should be voted in.

>>32396659
Oh look, gobbo won. How boring.

>>32396648
I'll change mine >>32396366
to sphinx then.

Rolled 56

>>32396648
something good

I've seen several Planeswalker Quests popping out and they never survive long. Also, since I know nothing about the card game it instantly turns me off. When I see thing like "You harness mana. Now you have 1 White mana, 2 red mana, etc" I find it rather ridiculous. I'm sure it works in the card game but in quest format it seems extremely lacking.

I blame videogames with their ridiculous numbers.

Will this quest require knowledge of the rules and the setting of Magic or can a complete newcomer enjoy it too? Don't say "you can ask in the thread, people will explain", I want to read the quest and not have to look up everything or ask questions. I usually archive lurk and asking around wouldn't work well for me.

I like the idea of paying/reading a quest with a powerful MC who can walk between worlds but each quest has been somewhat exclusive.

>>32396648
I vote for Kitsune to break the tie

Rolled 94

>>32396648
Rollan for gobs.

>>32396373
changing to sphinx

>>32396675
Yeah, i would prefer this >>32396650 It seems more sensible when there is a lot of choices and a lot of hate towards one.

>>32396646
How does that work, when Humans, who are at the bottom of the list (1-20) are the most represented race of planeswalkers?

>>32396648
>>32396650
wouldn't sudden death vote be better?

>>32396723
Sudden death between Goblins and Sphinxes?

>>32396735
If it means all of us anti-goblins can unite, sure. I think most of us who voted Kitsune would rather sphinx than goblin.

>>32396735
Sphinx i vote sphinx

>>32396735
Yeah okay that might work.

>>32396723
If there is a lot of choices an unpopular minority might win because the rest is spread out.

>>32396735
I would have said a sudden death between the tiedvote instead of another roll.

the most deadly part of a /tg/ quest
CHARACTER CREATION

>>32396735
Not sure. People who want kitsune might get annoyed.

>>32396764
True that but I heard Straw Poll is easy to samefag

>>32396735
Sphinx!

>>32396735
Sphinx

>>32396764
>>32396760
http://strawpoll.me/1769852

>>32396715
Because WoTC are racist pricks, we have like a bijillion human planewalkers, yet we only have one merfolk, one elf, one cat, one vampire, one golem, one dragon and one moonfolk planeswalker.

Oh and one Tibalt.

>>32396787
I won't speak for everyone, but I voted Kitsune because it was something we rolled for at least.

>>32396796
why not just do a quote only vote that can't be samefagged at all?

>>32396787
>True that but I heard Straw Poll is easy to samefag
Easier than an anonymous image board? I find that hard to believe.

>>32396735
SPHINX

There was more of a negative opinion for goblins than the other two, so I say kitsune or sphinx.

You stupid fucks are sitting here clogging up the thread arguing about what race we are; as if it'll be anything more than an aesthetic choice.

Jesus Ballsacks, can we just get this quest moving?

>>32396805
It's not being racist, it's not knowing how to write nonhuman beings

>>32396796
>>32396820
Honestly, if it keeps us from being a goblin, I'm fine with it.

>>32396824
But writing nonhuman beings is just like writing human beings, you just have to take into in count their inhuman attributes. Which is nonexistential, as they can magic their way to being as humanly as possible.

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>>32396821
>who our character is
>only an aestheric choice

>>32396735
GOBLINS

>>32396855
>as they can magic their way to being as humanly as possible.
Which kinda defeats the purpose of writing a nonhuman being.

>>32396796
>>32396816

that's not how sudden death works though.

You ask people to vote for multiple choice of options replying with only a number (or sometime without even quoting, you need to lay down the rules first)

It would look something like this

>Vote for options:
>1 Goblin
>2 Sphinx

>Quote this post and reply ONLY with a number. No spaces, no dots, no nothing. Only a number.
>Voting ends in 5 minutes

This is because you can't make duplicate replies on 4chan within 5 minutes.
It is not foolproof but I heard it comes close

>>32396855
Then it's pointless to write nonhuman planeswalkers.

Alright, at this point its pretty obvious goblin loses. Now, do you think we should vote Kitsune/Sphinx, or just stick with Sphinx?

VOTE TIME IS OVER, SPHINX WINS AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY!

Writeup to follow!

>>32396870
>>32396884
>expecting WoTC to put effort and hire good writers for their Mtg Novels

Lower your expectations man.

>>32396928
Yiss

>>32396923
I voted for Kitsune, but at this point I'm fine with just going for sphinx just to fucking move on.

>>32396948
Yeah, I feel the same. Just wanted to be fair, since most of us switched to deny goblin.

Goblins have won the roll so many times, this thread is full of people that cry when they roll bad stats.

>>32396988
Fuck gobbos

Be mad

:^)

>>32396881
>It is not foolproof but I heard it comes close
It is just as foolproof as Straw Poll i would think. You just need a proxy to cheat both.

>>32396943
I'm not expecting anything. Only explaining why they wouldn't bother coming up with planewalkers that aren't human

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>>32396988
I just don't believe that a 74 on a highest roll on a d100 should net us goblins as if that's a good result. If they had been lower and we got only shit rolls, fine.

>>32397028
Yeah that makes me a sad panda.

>>32397020
does a normal proxy work on Straw Poll?

Getting proxy to work on 4chan is very hard, at least the free ones. I tried and they are all banned.

>>32396988

Eh, I wanted a goblin too but there's no point in dwelling on it. Most people seem to want a Sphinx, which is to be fair an interesting choice in itself.

At least it didn't end up to be furry fantasy i.e. kitsune

>>32397095
Huh, dunno. Maybe.

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>>32397031
"I'm sure I'll find a little something"

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You are a Sphinx, one of the most powerful and yet enigmatic races in the Multiverse. Your body is that of a massive cat, often a lion, with the wings of a great bird and the face of a human. You are most gifted in the ways of Blue magic, granting you the ability to turn aside spells with ease, annihilate your foe’s mind, and constantly recall powerful spells with ease. However, you are indeed special. Through sheer talent, study and luck, you are also equally proficient in the use of White, Red and Green magic. With this power, you can sear your foes with fire and lightning, call upon the forces of the wild to fight by your side, and even send your foes to the Blind Eternities, never to return.

You are originally from Zendikar, a plane where the land overflowed with mana. The great mountains of Sejiri were your home, where you spent your youth entertaining yourself with riddles. But as of late, there are tales of strange beings in the world. Beings that are capable of annihilating all in their path. This is where our story begins, and our search for understanding, and perhaps a way to save our world...

>>32397318
And, end thread.

>>32397318
Well, get on with it

>>32397318
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05wRwqz3tlQ

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>>32397318
The cold wind felt good upon your fur as you stretched your wings and yawned. It was dawn of another day. Over the past few dozen years, you have been practicing more and more complex and varied magic. At first, you knew only simple cantrips, a few ways to defend yourself from other's spells, and the ability to summon birds. But as you grew, so did your power. The rush of water, the power of tides, the very wind you could harness, but you craved more. Tapping into the powers of your mountainous home, you learned to harness lighning, to call upon elementals and to enhance your own combat prowess with burning might.

For many years, you travelled across Zendikar, finding all you could about the magic you could harness. You found from the Kor the ability to channel light into beneficial magic, to blink out of existence for short periods of time. From the elves you were taught the great powers of nature and the woodlands, how to call upon the land and its inhabitants. But there was always something more. The power of Black magic eluded you. The Vampires of Malakir harried you from their lands, viewing you as a threat more than an ally. But undaunted, you travelled on to your kin on Jwar Isle. As you landed on the black sand shores, you knew this was a place of power. Overhead, you saw your kin riding the winds, their black and blue feathers peering out against the dull grey clouds that constantly surround the island. After many moments, a large sphinx landed a few dozen feet away. "Why do you come, child of Sejiri?" He asks.

[] To seek darker powers of the mind.
[] To test myself and prove my worth.
[] To find the riches and wonders of this island.
[] Other

>>32397318
so are we bearded punk sphinx or can we decide what we look like?

>>32397536
>[] To test myself and prove my worth.

>>32397560
Those are just mtg sphinx pictures, you the players can determine what you look like.

Rolled 8

>>32397536
>To find the riches and wonders of this island.

>>32397536
>[] Other
"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was"

>>32397536
>[x]To test myself and prove my worth.

>>32397536

>[x] To learn the darkest secrets of the mind

>>32397536
Test myself

>>32397536
[] To test myself and prove my worth.

>>32397536
>[] To find the riches and wonders of this island.

>>32397580
I like this one >>32397318

>>32397536
>>32397593
>[] Other
>"To catch them all is my real test. To train them is my cause"

>>32397628
Sooo... we go green?

>>32397580
>>32397619
If,as a sphinx, we're part lion, does that include the normal lion habits?

I'm asking if we should try to get us a pride.

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>>32397580
Can we be a girl sphinx?

>>32397661
I like this idea. Gotta get us some sphinx bitches. Or be a sphinx bitch. Either one, really. In fact I'd prefer the latter but that's just me magical realming

>>32397686
>>32397685

let's be a girl

>>32397686
Hmm. While I'd prefer the first, I could respect the second if we still liked everyone else in the pride.

And, it would probably be better if we were one of the hunters and what not.

>>32397724
Fourthed.

>>32397724
Can we be a Harem holding Sphinx grill?

I mean, we are basically a Naya channeling Sphinx.

>>32397724
This.

Also, when can we leave Zendikar.
Not that I have anything against it, I just want to know if we get to see something newer sooner or later.

>>32397685
lets not

>>32397685

Against.

>>32397738
I vote that even if we're female, we get our own pride, with blackjack and hookers

>>32397795
Male hookers

"I seek to prove my worth and to test my power" you say as you stand firm. The older sphinx stares at you with a piercing eye. You can tell immediately he is not only judging your character, but peering into your very soul. For a moment, his eyes glaze over, before he blinks and turns. "Your worth is much like this island, clouded and hidden. You are strong, but you need to be stronger still. Even so, you are welcome here, though what you find here may not be what you wish to see." He motions for you to follow, before ascending into the sky.

[] Follow him
[] Find your own path.

>>32397842
Follow him.

>>32397842
Follow him.

>>32397842
>[] Follow him

>>32397842
We go with that guy. Maybe we can seduce him later

>>32397842
Follow him

What bastards would fuck off? This isn't Skyrim

>>32397842
>[] Follow him
If he's offering to guide, I'll take him up on it.

Also, we need a name guys. What are good sphinx names?

>>32397774
>>32397784
Shut your whore mouths. Female sphinxes are hot and that's true to the origin of the myth.

>>32397842
Follow his ass.

>>32397842
Just to be sure, it's "first 5 or so votes matter so it doesn't take a shitload of time", right?

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>>32397840

>>32397897
Leanoria

>>32397897
http://magiccards.info/query?q=t%3A%22legendary+sphinx%22&v=card&s=cname

Something fantastic and greekish

Like, Helenia

>>32397913
>Shut your whore mouths. Female sphinxes are hot and that's true to the origin of the myth.

No, you shut your mouth.
I don't trust /tg/ to play a female MC

>>32397945
All the best quests have female MC

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>>32397945
>not wanting to be the Hegemon

scrub

>>32397963
which ones would that be?

>>32397991
The ones with female MC :^)

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>>32397933
>>32397935

Hellonia?

>>32398039
I like it.

>>32397897
Leylia, a derivation of Laila which in Hebrew means Night and in Nordic means Holy.

In addition to its closeness to LeyLine.

>>32397983
oh my

>>32398054
Nevermind, I like this one more.

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>>32398039
>>32398054
Either of these sounds good to me.

>>32398039
That's actually sounds rather nice.

>>32398054
This could work too.

>>32397897
>>32398039
Helleonia

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>>32397924
Yes, this is how I do things.

With a flap of your mighty wings, you ascend with your guide. He leads you around the island, through dark crevasses and flooded paths. To a lesser race, this would feel like an eternity, but to a sphinx all things come in time. Finally, after almost an hour of flight, you make it to a cave in the side of a cliff. The Guide lands first, and with a subtle motion enlarges the entrance for the both of you. "In the depths of the Isle we will find your potential." He says, although you don't see his lips move "In the heart of Jwar you will see things the lesser beings of this world would kill for."

[] "And what would that be?"
[] "There is no object worth killing for."
[] "I will kill for it, if I have to."
[] "Other"

>>32398120
>[] "Other"
"Very well"

>>32398120
>[] "There is no object worth killing for."
Ideals, perhaps, or dreams.

>>32398120
>[X] "Other"

"And would we not kill for the things we want?"

>>32398120
>"There is no object worth killing for."

>"It would not be an object, but a concept - an Idea."

>>32398120
>There is no object worth killing for."

>>32398120
>[] "And what would that be?"

>>32398120
>[] "Other"
"Some kill for nothing at all."

"There is no object worth killing for" You say as the guide leads you down through the depths. "Objects, maybe" The guide says as he turns down a path. When you follow the same path, he is nowhere to be seen "But we are not talking about trinkets or weapons, not even powerful spells. But something far, far more important." You continue to walk on, through the twists and turns of the tunnels. As you walk further on, the path seems to narrow. You are not accustomed to this claustrophobia, and could possibly panic.

[] Light the path
[] Call upon nature to guide you
[] Blast your way out
[] Other

>>32398376
>[] Light the path

>>32398376
>Light the Path

>>32398376
>[] Call upon nature to guide you

>>32398376
>Light the path
Let's not go full murerhobo yet

>>32398376
light baby

>>32398376
>>[] Light the path
[] Other: Conjure calming music

>>32398376
>Other

Face the darkness. Black mana is the only mana we have not mastered. The first step is mastering our fear.

>>32398376
>[] Call upon nature to guide you

>>32398376
>[] Call upon nature to guide you

>>32398455
changing my vote to this

With a simple word, a mote of light materializes ahead of you. Immediately you regret your decision. A massive being, faceless and horrifyingly "different" is directly in front of you. For a moment, your heart stops, before you realize it is a massive statue. "Your first lesson is in fear" You hear your guide say "The unknown is the most primal of fears any being could have. Some things even we may not know. This has been beneath the island for as long as we have lived here, but even this is not the thing you seek. But know it, feel it's terrifying presence." You nod and continue on, passing beneath the statue. As you walk forward, the room opens up. Beneath your paws, you hear soft crunching sounds while in the distance you hear rattling. You look down to see thousands of bones, while at the edge of your light you see a massive shape slide across the floor, unnaturally silent.

[] Call out to the being.
[] Increase the potency of your light.
[] Take flight.
[] Other

>>32398822

[x] Call out

>>32398822
>[] Call out to the being.

>>32398822
>[] Other
Stay motionless

>>32398822
>[x] Increase the potency of your light.

>>32398822

>Call out

>>32398822
>Other

>>32398455
Still this. We're being taught a lesson here. We have to master our fear. Calm ourselves with a simple cantrip or an amusing riddle, if we have to. Show that we aren't afraid.

>>32395952
Serra

>>32398822
>[] Take flight.

Honnestly, who's only here for the hot sphinx sex?

>>32396219
damn i'm too late now but we could have been an Orochi

>>32399012
We'll get there eventually. Assuming we can find anyone mentally stimulating enough worth even noticing.

>>32399012
I'm personally waiting for more sexy sphinx images.

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>>32399085
BAM

You call out to the being in the darkness. "Who are you?" You ask. "Death" it answers, before a massive serpentine creature makes itself seen. "Death has come for you." It strikes out at you with lightning speed. You quickly duck out of the way as the creature's massive head bursts into the pile of bones. "You cannot outrace me" it says with a calm, mournful voice "All things may die."

[] "I will kill death itself!"
[] "By the light of the sun, death will not take me!"
[] "Death will not take me this day!"

>>32399184
not listed but

>[] Other
Less talking, more action. Let's channel Nature and fuck his shit up.

>>32399184
>[] "Death will not take me this day!"
Nor any day soon, if I have any say.

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>>32399184
>[X] "I will kill death itself!"

COME AT ME APEP

>>32399184
>[] "By the light of the sun, death will not take me!"

Time to gen tanned your dead bastard!!!

>>32399184
>[] "Death will not take me this day!"

>>32399184
>[] "Death will not take me this day!"

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>>32399085

>>32399184
>Other
Let it hit us. See what happens.

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>>32399085

>>32399184

[x] PRAISE THE SUN

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>>32399085

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>>32399085
One of these will be the character portrait eventually.

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>>32399085
Last one I got.

>>32399470
You are a saint.

On an unrelated note, I have managed to find a sphinx related doujin. Thanks for the fetish, /tg/.

>>32399504
link pls

>>32399470
>>32399453
While I like most of these, I can't say I'm a fan of the big face shield thing some of them have.

>>32399521
I'm guessing that the masks and crests serve some sort of ceremonial/battle purpose. Sphinxes don't seem very warlike, so what passes for armor, which is probably entirely magical constructs, isn't entirely meant to be protective and more like a statement of rank or authority.

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"Death will not take me this day!" You roar. Your eyes glow green and from the bones come thousands of insects. They swarm the serpentine being, biting and stinging it. Along with your own considerable bestial strength, you are bale to bring the creature down. "Death is not my fate this day, horror!" You snarl as you stand above it. The being dissipates into shadow, and you hear your guide once more. "Very good. All fear death, but you must dominate it, make it your own if you wish to find the answers you seek. Your final challenge awaits below."

You find another entrance way on the far side of the bone pit, and you eventually make your way down. Finally, you see what lays before you: A massive winged being with horns adorning its head. It looks at you with a deviant glee."Welcome Sphinx," He says, toasting you with a goblet made from a human's skull "Welcome to your final challenge."

[] "What is my challenge?"
[] "Do not toy with me, fiend!"
[] "What are you and why are you here?"

>>32399780
>Demons
>[x] "Do not toy with me, fiend!"

>>32399780
>[X] "What is my challenge? And no tricks, fiend."

>>32399780
>Do not toy with me

>>32399780
>[] "What is my challenge?"

>>32399780
>[X] "Do not toy with me, fiend!"
Fuck his shit up

This is why /tg/ should not have female MCs, it leads to magical realm shit and detracts from the quest. Worse than waifuing and shipping.

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>>32399959

magical realm shit like facing the demon and asking question? 0/10

>>32400011
You fucking puzzle-fetishists make me sick. Go pack to /pu/.

>>32399959

Its a Sphinx its reasonable to want to play it as a female. Nothing magical realm about it in itself.

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>>32400040
I know, right? Worse than the fucking handholders. GTFO

>>32400011
>>32400051
You idiots he's being facetious

>>32400066

I can't quite agree with you.