>>32442417
>> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
>Meh, have Leggett cook something for you first. Might as well prepare for the day.
Fear and Terror are synonymous with night, so we'll just have to wait for then

>>32442417
>You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.
It's practice. What's more scary and terrible to you than sunlight, after all? Going down there not only symolizes that you are hardcore, but also gives you inspiration for how best to channel your awesomeness into interactions with other, lesser beings to cause maximum chaos.

>>32442417
> Meh, have Leggett cook something for you first. Might as well prepare for the day.

Fear and terror should only be practised on a full stomach.

>>32442417
> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.
Fuck, of course I have to sleep early today.

>>32442417
>You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
>>> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
>> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417

> Meh, have Leggett cook something for you first. Might as well prepare for the day.

Might as well get dressed or something.

>>32442417
>You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
> Meh, have Leggett cook something for you first. Might as well prepare for the day.
We must be fully prepared.

> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

WE HAVE ALREADY LOST, BUT I SHALL VOTE ANYWAYS.

> Meh, have Leggett cook something for you first. Might as well prepare for the day.

A lack of preparation has ended many vampires before.

>>32442417
>> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

>>32442417
>op.jpg
>just text
Still, impressive that you cobbled a quest together so quickly.

>>32442603
Not really, it's text on a picture and a single post hinting at a setting

> You can get Breakfast down there served on a plate of FEAR AND TERROR.

You don your best black dress and pull the hood over your eyes, letting the shade fall upon your pale skin. You look at yourself in the mirror.

Or, your clothes in the mirror, considering you’re a vampire and all. But regardless, your clothes understated, but black does tend to inspire a certain instinct in someone. Like the plague of old, the black spots which signaled a man’s death.

Your breakfast today is going to be TERROR!

“Leggett!” you say as you skip down the stairs merrily. “I’m going out!”

Leggett, your Butler Skeleton bursts out of a closet, his arms missing, typical. “Whosat- what!?” He looks over at you. “Oh, aye, Mistress! Don’t be getting yourself into any trouble, I’ll have the tea wet for you when you come back!”

Excellent, some nice tea!

You open the door AND AH MOTHER OF MERCY THE SUN. You shield your face with your arm as you go down the steps of the castle towards the village. Power through it, you’re a VAMPIRE! You look to the side.

Ah yes, the old Gardener. Mister Brannoch Bannockburn. He’s tending to some flowers and plants just outside the castle limits.

> GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK!
> Meh, spare him for today.
> Write-in

>>32442688
>GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK!
Boo

>>32442688
>Meh, spare him for today.

>>32442688
>> GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK!

>>32442688
>Meh, spare him for today.

>>32442688
>Meh, spare him for today.
He's OUR Gardener, and I'd rather not have to go about and search for a new one if this one dies.

>>32442688
> Meh, spare him for today.

>>32442688
> Tell him to arrange transport to the village ON PAIN OF MURDER

>>32442688
"Good day, Mister Bannockburn. I trust you are well on this wonderful day?"

Might as well go full ojou-sama, it'll work better with the tsundere thing

>>32442688
> GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK!

We are the scariest vampire

>>32442688

> Write-in

Spook him and steal his hat.

It'll be better than shielding your face, at least.

>>32442688
> Meh, spare him for today.
This is fun so far at least!

>>32442742
Clearly we save the edge for people not in our emplyoment.

>>32442688
>> Meh, spare him for today.

>>32442732
This anon gets it.

>>32442761
But it's probably filthy, anon!

>>32442688

> Write-in
Well met Mister Brannoch. I see your hard at work. Any events happening today?

>>32442688
>> Meh, spare him for today.
Yo, don't kill the guy tending to our shit. At least I think it's our shit.

>>32442793
Ask this but in an intimidating manner. Everyone must fear.

>>32442688
>Sneak on him and
>"Boo!"

>>32442803
Even if it isn't legally our shit, it sure is in practice.

>>32442793
>>32442729

This is a fair point, but I think even a playful boo would not be that bad.

Then again, he's old.

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>>32442688
> GIVE THAT MAN A HEART ATTACK!

FEAR ME, MORALS! LOOK UPON MY VISAGE AND BE REPULSED!

>>32442857
Huh, that works even with the misspelling anon. Our protagonist is clearly an amoral wench.

>>32442813
It's to throw him off. If we are all ways bad. It will make things worse when we start acting good. Then *boom* back hand. Spice it up.

>>32442688
Pick up a stone and aim at his butt.

>>32442873
>Our protagonist is clearly an amoral wench
More like a tryhard failure

>>32442889
Hmm an appealing idea. But I assume you mean the figurative back-hand; such crude yet ineffective methods are below one of our standing after all, and besides we bruise easily.

>>32442906
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

>BOO! AREN'T YOU QUAKING WITH FEAR???
>"Oh, hello Ms. Von Stoker. You're looking well this evening."
>"W-w-well?"

>>32442906
I don't think those are mutually exclusive anon.

>>32442919
A new pimp's hand is strong. But yeah.

>>32442941
You. I like you.

> Meh, spare him for today.

You wave at him. “Good morning to you, Mister Bannockburn. I trust you are tending to the flowers well?”

Mister Bannockburn looks up at you, tipping his straw hat up. “Oi, happy morning to ye Mistress Stoker. I not be a dodder here, but I be feeling like a bloody gift this morning!” His gray mustache quirks a bit as he says, “Aye, tell ya something me ould segotia, are ye coming down the bothrin here down to town?”

…

You nod. “Sure.”

“Aye,” says Mister Bannockburn, chuckling. “Don’t make a hames of it now, ken? Go on, bolt with ye! I ain’t taking no cheek frum ye today little Mistress!”

Hm. You’ll spare him today. Maybe another time.

You skip merrily down the steps and onto the path towards the village. Soon, you find yourself in the village center, full of souls eager to be in fear of you.

> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast
> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!
> Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.
> Write-in

> growing
>sixteen
So we're in the Underworld verse?

>>32442990

> Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.

Ha ha, time to be a shut-in piece of shit!

>>32442990
> Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.

>>32442990
>Aye, tell ya something me ould segotia, are ye coming down the bothrin here down to town?

Irish people everyone.

>>32442990
> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!

I know! We'll bully the children! Surely this will not backfire in someway!

>>32442990
> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!
A warm-up!
And regardless of what we do with Mr. Bannockburn, we should not drink from him; I fear our mind would be addled with his illness of the mouth.

>>32442990
>There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!
Boo

>>32442990
>Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast

>>32443011
>Irish people everyone.
Of course there are. We're an Irish Princess.

>>32442990
Going back sounds like a fun mystery box decision but we've come too far to turn back.

> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast

>>32442990
> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!

"Hey you want to see something amazing?"

>>32442990
>Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.
That's enough for today

>>32442990
> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast
>Write-in
Acquire alcohol, as any good Irish needs to.

>>32442990
> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast
Nourishment! Of the pathetic, mortal variety, but nevertheless.

>>32443032
Chances are the school children are drunk already.

>>32442990
>ken

That's no Irish, it's scots!

>Head to the pub

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>>32443040
Waffles and blood sausage!

Yes, the latter is a thing.

>>32442990
>> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast
Fooood.

>>32442990

> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!

This will end poorly.

>>32442990
>> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!

>>32442990
>> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast
Scare him with your money. It is a terrifying thing.

>>32443038
>>32443044
Haha, time for stereotypes.
>>32442990
Acquire breakfast and make sure it includes alcohol. If he wants ID, wonder whether we accidentally ended up in the Americas.

>>32442990
>> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!

>>32442990
>Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.

>>32443038
We're only sixteen

>>32443052
Being a dirty European I've had it served from time to time. While not bad, the cloying sweetness isn't for me.

>>32443052
Blood sausages are awesome.

>>32443097
Its Ireland

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>>32443097
Look at this faggot.

>>32443097
That's gotta be, like, 451 in vampire years!

>>32442990
>>32443086
>>32443038
These. Have to.

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>>32443097
>Irish
>following laws

Pick one and only one.

>>32443052
Blood sausage is actually nice despite what the name would make you feel.

>>32443097
Vampire.

>>32443112
>>32443120
>>32443134
>hur hur, so Irish, so drunk, underage drinking da best
I thought our character had class

I'm actually an alcoholic, I just don't want this character to drink

>>32442990
> There’s some schoolchildren over there! SCHOOLCHILDREN FRIGHTEN EASILY!
> Sun… too powerful. Go back to the Castle.
One, then the other.

>>32443157
>I thought our character had class
You're asking /tg/ to be classy.
That's like asking an X-COM Rookie to be competent.

>>32443157
I agree, besides actually having had alcohol at any point undermines all the MC stands for. ACTUALLY stands for, not wants to/believes she stands for.

>>32443157
She doesn't have class, she just thinks she does.

>>32443157
Its not considered being underaged in Ireland.

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>>32443157
>ask for wine
>bartender gives us milk and a pat on the head
>"You don't drink wine, remember?"

Happy?

>>32443157
It is not even about being Irish. That just adds in. All over the world teens at the age of 16 drink. Not at breakfast though.

>>32443134
>No Jews

>>32443187
Fucking spoilers anon!

No but really, let's stop arguing about pointless shit.

> Head to the bar and scare the Bartender into giving you breakfast

The door bursts open, the wind howling in pain as you fly and jump onto the counter. The occupants of the pub look at you, surprised. The bartender looks up at you, wiping a mug.

“Tremble, mortal!” you scream as you flare out your cape. “FOR I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD, AND DESTROY ALL YOU LOVE! I AM THE NIGHT!”

…

“Oh,” the Bartender blinks. “Mistress. Morning to you!”

“BE FRIGHTENED!” you yell, your cheeks going a bit scarlet.

The Bartender raises his arms. “Ah.” The occupants laugh quietly. You sigh, stepping off the counter. “Anyway, you want milk and a meal or should I go bleed a pig for you?”

> Pig, please.
> Milk, please.
> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
> Write-in

>>32443197
And the niggers didn't really do much crime.

It was a happier time.

>>32443212
>YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS... pig, please.

>>32443212
> Milk with a bit of blood in it, please.

But whisper so nobody hears.

>>32443157
To be fair we are playing as a soulless monster, so under-age drinking is hardly that terrible. Plus we're also a vampire.

>>32443212
>Milk, please.
Splash of blood too

>>32443212
>> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
Then mumble which of those options you want.

>>32443212
> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
>...
>Milk, please

>>32443212
iamthenightbat.jpg

>>32443212
>BE FRIGHTENED DAMMIT OR I WILL REND YOU ASUNDER! REALLY! I MEAN IT!

>>32443212
>Milk, please.

>>32443212
3/4th ounce of vodka, 1/4th ounce of Kahlua. Half part milk and half part pigs blood.

Let's order ourselves a Bleeding Soviet.

>>32443212
>>32443233
Yes.

What do we look like?

>>32443212
>> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
> Milk, please. Blood this early in the day makes my tummy uncomfortable.

>>32443212
>>32443232
Yes.

>>32443246
"I AM THE TULIP THAT BLOOMS IN THE NIGHT!

Wait, no, that's not scary. C-can I come in again? Okay. Just a second...

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT"

>>32443243

This.

>>32443157
If it bothers you then play another quest that doesn't trigger your lack of willpower.

>>32443268
In a whisper, of course. No-one must know.

With this absolutely amazing characterization for the vampire, I have to wonder what the werewolf will be like.

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>>32443249
>>32443246
>>32443212

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>>32443243
>>32443268
That is adorable.

>>32443318
Why the fuck do you want a teenage aristocrat to drink when it doesn't fit their personality? Is it to sperg about how fantastic drinking is?

>>32443212

> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
> ...Pig, please.

I mean it's animal blood, which is plebian, but it's better than nothing.

>>32443318
>>32443340
Please anons, there is no reason to fight!

>>32443336
>>32443337
dat hivemind

>>32443336
>>32443337
I...
I just... Wow. That's neat.

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>>32443336
>>32443337
Great timing other anon

>>32443336
>>32443337
Kek

>first thread
>alcoholics anonymous up in arms already
Judging by our MC she'd be out from a glass of wine anyway. Stop sperging.

The bat can only hope to be as adorable as Carmilla!

Do we have red hair and freckles?

>>32443381
I will when you stop trying to force lame characterization

>>32443232
Backing.

>>32443403
Tangentially, why does spell-check not recognize Carmilla as a perfectly good name? Fucking pleb dictionary hasn't even read the book I bet. Need to find a better one.

>>32443403
I kinda how we look like >>32443187

But short. Very short.

>>32443430
I don't mind either way, it's just, Irish you know. It came to mind.

>>32443216
And yet, the thing in my post inevitably led to the thing in your post . . . sigh . . .

> YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS

You shake your fists in the air. “I AM NOT TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS! I AM CARMILLA VON STOKER, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, BLOODLETTER, AND TERROR OF THE MORTAL WORLD!”

…

You sigh, then mutter quietly, “Milk please. With a little bit of blood.”

“Are you sure?” asks the Bartender. “Blood this early in the morning makes your tummy go gammy-“

“JUST DO IT!” you whine. He shrugs, then goes to prepare your drink.

Jaysus, why does this happen to you. You could be at the castle playing your pipe organ by now. Why is no one scared of you!?

The Bartender comes back with a glass milk, pinked from the dash of blood dropped into it. You take a sip of it and let the blood settle as it sits in your belly.

“Oh, aye.” Your ears perk up as you listen in on a nearby conversation. “She had razor sharp teeth, fangs like swords! And she moved like a bat outta hell! Damn near stole all my food and scared the everloving Jaysus Crap out of me and me girls!”

“Stop maggoting about you shite, there ain’t no such things as Werewolves and they certainly wouldn’t come here. We’re so Catholic that the Pope exports all his taters from here!”

“But it’s true! She’s coming this way! I shan’t be surprised if she comes down today even! They say it’s going to be a full moon soon too.”

… oh no.

> OH NO
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS
> Write in

>>32443340
>doesn't fit their personality
Do you not know any tryhard teenagers?

>>32443368
It looks like the cat is pulling a highly manly yawn before the five is delivered.

>>32443475
> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443336
>>32443337
Not four seconds apart

Fantastic.

>>32443475

> OH NO
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM

>>32443475
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
But self-censor that despicable name.

>>32443475
>> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443475
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
>I MEAN, I can take on a werewolf. They're not so tough, especially when you're a vampire.

>>32443475
>> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS
This is not panicking! It's a totally reasonable, dignified reaction!

>>32443475

> OH NO
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS
> PANIC

>>32443475
> THIS FUCKING BITCH IS STEALING YOUR RESPECT FUCK

>>32443519
A tactical retreat. We'll bait the werewolf into attacking the castle! Yeah! Perfect plan!

>>32443475
> OH NO
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS
> HIDE UNDER FOUR BLANKETS AND A DOZEN PILLOWS

>>32443475
> OH NO
> JAYSUS CHRIST RAISE THE ALARM
> BACK TO THE CASTLE GET LEGGETT LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443475

>Write-in
>implying we aren't gonna beat her ass

>>32443475
> OH NO
"H-hah.. A Werewolf? Child's play for one such as I. The lowliest dredges of the occult cannot ever hope to stand on the same level as a superior being such as myself."

>>32443475
"Idiot, everyone knows werewolves aren't real! Only a kid would be scared of something like that."

>>32443475
Fools, will you let some mangy mutt scare you?

>Prepare a feast! We will devour the lifeblood from the foolish dog that roams in our hunting grounds after we fatten her up!

>>32443475
>> Write in
Loudly proclaim that no werewolf would dare to attack the holdings of CARMILLA VON STOKER, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, BLOODLETTER, AND TERROR OF THE MORTAL WORLD!

Then leg it to the castle to bolt the doors.

>>32443550
Yeah, just about.

>>32443548
>>32443543

As our legs shake into orbit.

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>>32443548
Y-yeah. It's just superstitious peasants, right?

They'll believe anything is real and out to get them. L-like g-g-ghosts...

There are no ghosts around here, right?

>>32443543
>>32443548
A bit of blood makes us cocky I see.

>>32443475

>OH NO

They're actually afraid of the werewolf, while we are a laughing stock.

If we kill the werewolf, the villagers will fear us again.

Is this the quest about the vampire and werewolf lesbians someone talked about on qtg the other day?

>>32443622
>If we kill the werewolf

And if the werewolf rekills us?

>>32443637
Hahaha, o-of course that couldn't happen! It's fictional!

>>32443637
That could never happen, we are the night!

>>32443637
U-unthinkable! You dare to think the Queen of the Night would die to a mangy mutt?

>>32443665
>>32443659
>>32443656
Y-yeah! Y-you're right! What was I thinking?

>>32443475

> Write in
YOU FOOLS! DO YOU THINK A MERE WEREWOLF WOULD DARE APPROACH THE TERRITORY OF THE TRUE MASTER OF THE NIGHT?!?

>>32443665
Well. We might die. You know, there's always the little death.

>>32443622
>If we kill the werewolf, the villagers will fear us again.
Pff, to easy. The potential mutt is unworthy to be our opponent. Send our skeleton butler, that should be right up his alley. Meanwhile we'll...watch the castle. Yeah. Just in case.

>>32443703
>Skeleton vs Werewolf
Hmmm, you know, I can't put my finger on it, but this sounds like a poor match.

>>32443730
>the werewolf buries our butler and we have to go dig him up

> Little bit of everything.

You cross your arms, laughing. “Hahaha! Werewolves! Ha! Don’t make me laugh!” The bar occupants all look at you. “Why, werewolves wouldn’t dare to cross me, Carmilla von Stoker, Queen of the Night!” You stand up, grinning. “Why, I tell you something! Werewolves are easily beaten!”

You walk out of the bar and yell, “Citizens of this little Village!” Everyone stops what they’re doing to see what’s going on. “Know that I, Carmilla von Stoker will protect you from this Werewolf that will soon be upon your-“

“Werewolf!?” screams a woman. She immediately faints into the arms of her drunken husband.

…

You nod. “Yes, werewolf. I-“

“We need to lock our doors!” yells a potato farmer. Everyone yells Aye and Yeah at that. “Does anyone have any silver!?”

“We’re Irish you git! We don’t even have any bronze!”

“Every man for himself!” All the villagers scream in fright and terror as they run into their homes, board up their windows, lock their doors, and keep themselves safe.

…

You hear a low whistle. No. Please. No. Quick, legs, take you to the castle now-

“Millie!” You turn around to see a very familiar sight coming down the road. Tanned from walking around in the sun, breasts swaying under the tiny fabrics that barely cover anything, dog ears that twitch with every little sound, fangs poking out as she grins at you.

Jaysus, why are you being punished like this what did you ever do? She looks around confused. “Huh, did you scare everyone or something?”

> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS
> “Hi, Sophie.”
> “No, you’re not staying at my Castle. Not like last year.”
> Write-in

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>>32443700

Lewd.

>>32443749
>TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS
Let's go

>>32443749
> Write-in
Yes.
I scared them.
Me.
With my terrifying visage.

>>32443730
We should use him as a bait! Truly, a mutt would not be able to resist this mass of bones! Have him stand on a net, and we'll cleverly pull the strings from the shadows!

>>32443749

> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS
YOU MUST FIGHT MY LEGIONS OF UNDEAD SERVANTS IF YOU EVER HOPE TO ENTER MY SANCTUM.

>>32443749
> “No, you’re not staying at my Castle. Not like last year.”
Stomp and pout!

>>32443749
>> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS
It's time, the sun is too bright, looks like it might rain, etc

>>32443772

This.

>>32443743
Thats where I assume his other arm is.

>>32443749
>> “No, you’re not staying at my Castle. Not like last year.”

>>32443749
>> “No, you’re not staying at my Castle. Not like last year.”

>>32443749
> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS
Quick!

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>>32443749
> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443749
>Throw tantrum

>>32443749
>“Hi, Sophie.”
> “No, you’re not staying at my Castle. Not like last year.”

>>32443749
This
>>32443772
then bolt
>> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443749
> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS

>>32443749
> Write-in
"They're all probably terrified by your clothes. Seriously, darling, what are you even wearing? That won't do!"

>>32443749
> Fail to conceal jealousy of curves

>>32443749
>touch fluffy tail

>>32443749
>Bascially the werewolf from Magical Pokaan
Carmilla doesn't know how lucky she is

>>32443749
>“Huh, did you scare everyone or something?”
Y-Yeah! I'm the scariest!

>>32443749
>"YES! THEY WERE ALL TERRIFIED BY MY SUPERIOR PRESENCE."

> TO THE CASTLE, LOCK THE DOORS

You laugh nervously, looking around. “Yeah, that was me. Scared them right out of their pants I did.”

“Janey Mack!” says Sophie Caillet as she looks around. “I tell you something that-“ She turns to see that you’re no longer there.

You pant heavily, sweating under the intense sun as you run back up the steps and jaysus why did you put this castle on a hill. You quickly run in through the main gates and shut them. You bolt them shut with every wooden board you have, every iron bolt, and you even throw in the kitchen sink for good measure.

You sigh. Okay, that’s solved itself. You turn from the door, “AH! JAYSUS!”

“Hi!” says Sophie as she chews on Leggett’s arm.

“Hello, Mistress!” says Leggett as he walks over, his jaw upwards in a bit of a smile. “You didn’t tell me Mistress Caillet was staying over!”

“I DIDN’T!” you growl. “Sophie, get out of here!”

Sophie pouts. “No! You know how testy I get under the full moon, it’s only until then.”

“Sophie…” you say. “That’s a week from now!”

Sophie spits out Leggett’s arm. “Come on, last year was fun don’t you remember?”

So much peanut butter

> “I don’t care. You’re not staying.”
> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
> “Fine. You can stay.”
> Write in

It would be nice to know a little bit about our character, German.

Also, I vote that we're an expert on fashion. Evil fashion!

>>32443993
> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
I mean, we have standards.

>>32443993
>> “I don’t care. You’re not staying.”
Maximum tsun.

>>32443993
>“If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
And stop chewing on my butler I never found his other arm after last time

>>32443993
> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
And stop eating my butler!

>>32443993
>> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
More meatshields!

>>32443993
> “I don’t care. You’re not staying.”
Pout, stamp leg multiple times, wave arms around. It's tantrum time.

>>32443993
> “I don’t care. You’re not staying.”

(She's gonna stay anyway.)

>>32443993
T-That wasn't fun at all. Get out.

>>32443993
>No absolutely not! You'll ruin my fearsome reputation with your ridiculous antics.
...
> “Fine. You can stay.”
> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”

>>32443993
>“If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
Maybe the threat of a bath will get her out.

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>>32443993
> “I don’t care. You’re not staying.”
> “But if I was going to let you stay, you'd have to get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
>"Baka."

>>32443993
>"Get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”

Don't actually acknowledge the question.

>>32443993
>“If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
> Write in
"And we have to do something with your clothes. I can't be seen with someone wearing a muddy rug! A tiny, revealing, little-covering, skin-exposing ... I mean, dirty rug!"

>>32443993
> “I-I don’t care. You’re not staying alright! T-that wasn't fun at all!”
Heavy blushing is appropriate.

>>32443993
>> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”
Do we have a leash? We should tie her.

I figure we all have the same image of Sophie in our heads. Short frazzled black hair with dark skin and a huge rack, right?

How the hell do you guys imagine Carmilla though? I'm picturing >>32443187 for juxtaposition mostly.

>>32444080
From the description it's literally Liru from Magical Pokaan. Tan, underboob, dog-girl style werewolf, etc. Which would mean blonde.

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>>32444080
So this?

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>>32444080
I'm imagining Sophie like pic related.

Nothing will change that

>>32444114
That's how I pictured it

>>32444107
But this might make more sense.

> “If you’re going to stay, get showered or something, you smell more manky than an Englishman.”

You cross your arms, huffing. “There was peanut butter everywhere! And you didn’t care where it was, you just licked it!” You shudder, blushing a little.

“Hmph. Anyway-“

“You’re not staying,” you say. “If you want to stay, get showered. Get some decent clothes, you look worse than an Englishman trying to invade the Highlands.”

“But-“ Sophie’s eyes go wide in fear. “But… I hate bathing.”

“Too FECKING BAD,” you say to her face. “You ain’t staying regardless.”

“Oh…” Sophie snaps her finger, frowning. “Will you bath me?”

> NO.
> Fine.
> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine
> Write in

>>32444139
>If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine

>>32444139
>Fine
It's the only way to be sure

>>32444139
> I-if it’ll get you out of my house, then fine!
Blush, yes.

>>32444139
> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine

Get the hose

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>>32444139
> Fine.

"BUT.
We get to play dress up afterwards."

I'm thinking something with lots of frills.

>>32444139
>Write in.
"I-if you won't do it, and Leggett's bones are at risk if he does so, I guess I must be the one to b-b-bathe you."

>>32444139
>> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine
JUST THIS ONCE

>>32444139
"No, go throw yourself in a lake or something, idiot. Just get out of my house."

>>32444139
>> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine

>>32444139
> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine

>>32444139
>NO.
>Get yourself a maid.

>>32444139
> W-WHY?
PANIC!

>>32444139
> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS COULD TURN OUT BADLY.

>>32444139
> NO.

...

> Fine.

>>32444139
>Fine.
I have to make sure you actually wash up

>>32444139
Once and for all Schteel!
Liru or something else?!

>tsundere MC
>go full dere the minute a potential love interest pops up
Why am i not surprised?

>>32444182
Speaking of, I say we go with >>32444170 and force her to wear a maid uniform. T-To humiliate her, o-of course.

>>32444139
>> Write in
"Yeah, sure. And why not drink your blood, while we're at it? Ye bloody nimcompoop."

>>32444203
Use your imagination anon. It is one of the better points of reading.

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>>32444208
>we get a werewolf maid

I like the cut of your jib, Anon.

>>32444170

Yes. Yes yes.

>>32444204
/tg/ is too easy. They're afraid of going too far and pushing the LI away. Crumble under pressure.

>>32444139
Force her to work if she's going to stay here.

>>32444204
We can still do things like make it seem like we're only doing this to humiliate her and we really don't want her to be around.

>>32444139
> NO.
Regally pretend not to care as you brush past her into the living room and take a seat, pretending you have something to do rather than simply wait for her to leave.

>>32444204
Because they want the dere scenes. At least they're trying to rile up some token resistance.

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No guys wait. Wait hear me out guys. The townsfolk are afraid of the werewolf, yeah? Then if the werewolf is our maid, then we're her boss so we're obviously superior, right?

So if she's our maid, and she's scarier, and we're her boss, then we'll be scarier than her! Absolutely foolproof!

>>32444139
>> NO.

>>32444291
Nothing can go wrong with this plan

>>32444291
Pffft, Sophie isn't a werewolf. That's stupid, anon!

>>32444170
this

>>32444243
I don't know why, it should be obvious that the werewolf is too stupid and carefree to be upset by anything we say or do

>>32444291
I don't see anything wrong with this idea. There is no way it could go poorly.

>>32444291
Sounds good to me.

> If it’ll get you out of my house, then fine

You puff your cheeks out. “Oh, fine. If it gets you out of my castle sooner.” You snap your finger. “Though, you need new clothes. Leggett.” Leggett slides over, his bones clattering.

“Yes, mistress?” he asks.

“Get me the Maid Uniform.”

Sophie grins. “Yay! Clean clothes and getting washed by me favorite little vamp!” She hugs you, pressing her ample breasts against your arm. “Thanks, Millie!”

“Let go.”

Leggett prepares the bath and leaves the Maid Uniform out on a rack outside the washroom. Sophie hums happily, her ears twitching and her tail swaying side to side as you wet her down with water inside the neat porcelain tub. Much to your distress, the both of you end up in the nip for this. You don’t want to get your nice dresses wet after all.

“Haaa!” Sophie giggles. “This is the life!” She looks over at you. “Oi, oi, Millie. I see your breasts haven’t grown much.”

> Splash her in the face with water
> “S-Shut up!”
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
> Write-in

>>32444365
>> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”

>>32444365
>> Splash her in the face with water
>> “S-Shut up!”
>> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
Looks like a sequence to me.

>>32444365
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
> Then dunk her head underwater.

>>32444365

> “S-Shut up!”
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
> ...Although they'd help.

>>32444365
>splash her in the face with water

>>32444365
>> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
Disgusting fat wastes of flesh!

>>32444365
> “S-Shut up!”
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
Fume noisily.

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>>32444291
I see no mistake in that plan

>>32444365

>Write-in

Dump a bucket of water on her. Go the distance.

>>32444365
>“THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”

>>32444365
> “S-Shut up!”
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”

DENY DENY DENY

>>32444365
Make a spirited effort to drown her

>>32444365
>Splash her in the face with water

>>32444365
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
Only a good but.

>>32444365
>> Write-in
Try to drown her.

>>32444432
Wisdom.

>>32444365
>> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
USELESS MEAT DOES NOT BEFIT ONE OF MY CLASS.

>>32444365
> “S-Shut up!”
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”

Maximum Tsun

>>32444365
Drown the mutt

"WE FEED OUR YOUNG ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS, WE'RE NOT COWS LIKE YOU WARM-BLOODED FOOLS"

>>32444365
Push them under water

>>32444365
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
That deserves a proper soaking.

>>32444365
>Bitch I'm dead. You ever try to grow tits while dead?

>>32444365
>> Splash her in the face with water
RUDE.

>>32444365
> Splash her in the face with water
> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”
Vampires are best served as lolis anyway

>>32444365

Someone as perfect as I needs no lumps of useless flesh. Also, I don't grow since I'm a vampire, baka. Hmph.

>>32444623
OP did say we were a growing young lady.

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>>32444613
The best vampires can do both DFC and DCT.
Her tits swell up when she snacks on blood. She is also narcoleptic.

> “THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED LARGE TITS!”

“THE NIGHT DOES NOT NEED THOSE WASTES OF FLESH YOU CALL BREASTS!” you scream as you push Sophie forward. She falls face first into the water.

…

You tilt your head. “Sophie?”

She pops out, cheeks full. She squirts water into your eyes. “AH! JAYSUS!”

She grins, her fangs glinting prominently. “What are you going to do about it?”

You yell as you try to push her over again. Not working, she’s too strong for that. You splash water into her face, to which she giggles and splashes you. The two of you get closer and closer and

Sophie looks down to see you groping her breasts. You look up at her, your cheeks scarlet. She smirks. “Ooooh… that’s very lewd of you, Millie!”

Leggett holds his skull into the room. “Mistress, lunch is ready.”

> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ
> “A little longer, please.”
> Write in

The Night does need large tits. On its mate.

Reminder we were drinking milk earlier.

Just thought I'd point that out.

>>32444623
> Also, I don't grow since I'm a vampire, baka.
The fuck? Are you not sure if you're Japanese or Irish/German/Whateverthefuck or something?

>>32444658
We obviously do not usseless meat. Only what is best and needed grows.

>>32444675
> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ

We out.

>>32444675
> “A little longer, please.”

We gotta force Sophie into that maid dress. Or be forced into it.

>>32444675
> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ
Play on the organ. Badly.

>>32444674
Loli is not just about titsize.

>>32444675
> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ

A big organ is just what we need to distract ourselves after this lewd event

>>32444675
> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ
"Now I shall play the song of my people." Then she randomly pounds keys.

>>32444675
>> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ

>>32444675
>> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ
Any excuse to play on the pipe organ.

>>32444675
>> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ
This dog is not good for our health.

>>32444675
> "I-I just need to finish up!"
We haven't washed ourselves at all!

>>32444736
>>32444723
I'm sure Milly plays the organ beautifully.
It's all her NEET ass does all day.

>>32444675
>Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ

>>32444675
>“A little longer, please.”

>>32444685
>not being the Japanese interpretation of other nationalities

>>32444675
"Thank you. Sophie will be dining in the yard."

>>32444675
>>32444754
this.
Just stay a BIT longer to actually bathe, then get out for pipe organs.

>>32444675
>“A little longer, please.”
we need to play dress-up

>>32444675
>> Thank Christ, grab lunch and go to the Pipe Organ

>>32444800
This. She might come for dinner naked if we don't make sure.

>>32444822
that's not really an argument FOR >“A little longer, please.”