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She pats your head and you pull away from her, removing your hands from her back and stretching. Your nine tails fan out behind you as your body shakes, working the kinks out of your muscles, and they stretch with you. You let out a large yawn and wipe a tear from your eye before you plop out of bed. You hear a commotion outside and turn your gaze to the door. “What’s goin’ on?’ You ask as Jager opens up the window, letting warm sunlight flood the room completely.

“The kids are excited about something. May want to go find out why.” She explains.

You sluggishly move behind Jager and, before she can leave the room, you wrap a fluffy tail around her. She looks back at you just as you wrap your arms around her as well. “Thanks for takin’ care of me.” You say using your tails to keep her close.

She smile and shrugs. “No problem, you would do the same for me.” We are not qualified to take care of anyone, but it is adorable she thinks we are. “Besides, those tails feel really good, so we took care of each other right? Have to say you are surprisingly cute when you sleep.” She points out.

“I am always cute.” You say walking towards the yard.

You open the shrine door and a wave of hot air washes over you. You let out a small huff of shock and look to see Shiba scratching her head in the middle of the yard with Kouta bowing to the woman. “You are the best!” He explains and you tilt your head, your eyes still only half open.

Hey, I thought we were the best. “Hey Kouta, what is going on?” You ask walking over to the group.

“Ah, it isn’t any big deal. I just wanted to test out my powers and I guess I can control weather a little.” Shiba explains looking at her partially scaled hand. “Guess with Fenrir gone I can sort of use it better now.”

“Oh, so you helped make the place warm up faster? How far does it work? Won’t that make storms?” You ask.
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She shakes her head. “Well, I have control of all the skies of Japan and the ocean seems to be more or less taken care of. I can keep it pretty safe on the island while the rest of the world plays catch up.” She explains.

“Which means” Kouta stands and puts his arm around Shiba’s shoulder before pointing to the horizon. “To the Beach! We can go and see pretty girls in swimsuits and play in the water, and have fun! No evil dicky gods, no eternal winter, no fallen angels messing with me just good old fashioned summer joy!” He explains.

You did promise them the beach, and today is a time jumped joyous thing. “So I did. Alright then, why not tomorrow morning?” You ask. “Some sunshine and fresh air will be good for us.” You are already dead you daft wanker.

“Exactly! You girls can use today to go buy swimsuits! And get beach toys! Oh man, this is going to be great.” He says smiling wide and letting Shiba go.

“Swimsuits are a pain. Don’t figure we can go naked can we?” You ask.

Jager turns to you with a look like she is going to explain it but Kouta just lets out a deep sigh and a shrug, shaking his head as if he were looking at a child. “You just don’t get it sensei. Rather than women who walk around casually like it doesn’t matter it is way sexier when they are embarrassed. ‘Oh, yeah, free love, let’s all show each other our parts’ is nothing compared to a woman who shyly hides her chest while asking you to rub tanning oil on her back!” he explains.

Teenaged boys, they are a funny sort, aren’t they? “Alright, let’s spend today getting ready. Sensei, you are in charge of getting the women sorted and together and Ms. Jager, you are in charge of making sure she doesn’t get anything pornographic.” He explains running off to start getting everything ready for tomorrow.

So, who should you invite?

[] Write in

Questions, concerns, comments, and spxp spending also
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>>32444207
>Hollow quest two days in a row
Am I dreaming?

>>32444278
>no fallen angels messing with me
Funny thing, that. I wanna invite Azzy.

>>32444278
sin fin
shiba
ryoko
natsuki
bikini LT
azzy
zweity
zweity's bitchy sister
caede
our stalkers

>>32444336
Azure's timing is too good and mine is too shit, missed a golden opportunity these 2 days days. Oh well.

As for spending, save for Out of Sync and Time Trial. They make me hard.

>>32444336
Yes
>>32444395
You have no idea how to find your stalkers but the rest of that looks fine.

Samael's sword should probably get taken off the Divine Items paste. Or labeled as eaten or something.


Oh, and made this for funsies.
>http://pastebin.com/AhcAWFp7

And you added the 0.005EF! I thought for sure I was going to have to say something about it every thread like some kind of weirdo, but I was wrong!

>>32444278
For spxp spending, saving for Out of Sync.

>[x] Write in
Ok. So I guess we're going to go try to get Sin-Fin. I pray that she's sorted out some sort of something or can at least put it on pause. She did say she wants to do SoL stuff anyway, so making her put down the gibberish lists should be easy. Also Ryoko should be really easy to go get. I don't know if The Plant counts as a little kid or what for this. Honestly curious to see what they wear. Same with Whitey and Zweity. Maybe Mari can handle the three of them. Whitey at least could probably just come with us though. Natsuki should come so long as this is going to be one of those SoL episodes where we can throw caution to the wind and just do shit without worrying about getting rekt for it. Azzy can come too.

>>32444481
Oh and bring Caede too. I forgot about her for a second.

>>32444278
>Plantdoka
>Jager
>Risa
>Best Fin
>Best Scrub
>The twins
>zweity and her sister and their sort of mum
>maybe the female LTs
>Natsuki
>Shiba
>Fuego and his daughter

I think that is everyone good. Best not to bring the other daemons, we want this to be a family friendly event or we might lose our event powers.

>>32444477
3ed release?

>>32444481
Wrote it was om nommed since that way people will remember we ate it.

Looks cool!

We really want Snazzy azzy huh?

>>32444555
Soon

>>32444533
>Fuego
>The twins
You know we were supposed to make a list of chicks, right? Of course Fuego and the Twins are coming to the beach, but they aren't going to be on our list.

>>32444481
>Ryouichi (Prick)
I laughed

>>32444585
I'm for bringing everyone. More room for shenanigans.

....

Winnipeg?

I wonder if Lucy would join us at the beach if we passed on an invitation.

>>32444637
Nothing can go wrong!
Really though that isn't a good idea

>>32444633
We are trying out different middle names for size
>>32444601
Okay, give me a bit to write it.

>>32444637
Likely too busy. Divine war to plan and all that.

>>32444652
Oh, I know it's a horrible idea. I just couldn't get the idea of Lucy in a speedo out of my head once it appeared.

>>32444585
I feel sorta bad for bringing her when Kouta is so hyped for a day of fun without crazy shit happening, but then I remembered that he's hyped for a day at the beach without crazy shit... with Risa.

Now I'm just wondering how long it will take him to realize his fatal blunder of logic.

>>32444678
Jager will probably stop us from inviting her anyway.

>>32444668

It just freaked me out that you picked my home town...

>>32444678
In the end he might be all the happier for it though. Sure was happy at the club. All the best for him, really.

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we must wear the sluttiest bikini

in royal purple of course

>>32444783
It looks like it would break if she bends over. Good thing we're a shapeshifter.

>>32444853
>Bending over
>When we can just rotate around using gravity whatsits powers while remaining as unnervingly straight as a plank.

Wonder if were going to be attacked by Sid or an Old one
Lifes a beach

>>32444910
We ate Sid already & acquired The Best Way toDie

>>32444945
A squids are Sid silly

>>32444910
Deep Ones army storms beach
everybody gets raped
Risa just lies on her back asking "Is it in yet?" for hours because theclitoris doesn't what its supposed to

and then Rape Sloth shows up and teaches everyone the meaning of rape and or Christmas

>>32444910
Sid is kill. We ate him.

Speaking of, kind of annoyed we didn't get those sadism wires. And we need to eat more stuff, to get stronk. Gimme more stuff to eat.

>>32444853

Does a Shapeshifted bikini count? that way, no matter how hard someone tries, they would not be able to remove it.....

>>32444981
>we just have certain parts of our body painted a different color
good enough

>>32444970
did he manage to arancar before we nomed him?

>>32444966
Guys, lets invite rapesloth.

Writing writing.

>>32444970
Thing is, it should be something we can replicate.

>pierce through the opponent's armor/skin
>send thin tentacles inside them
>bloom my darlings

That should be pretty high on the OH GOD WHY scale.

>>32445010
>we get there
>hes already there set up with a hammock

>>32444783
I know a guy who wears a green one of those under his clothes when he goes out sometimes.

>>32445009
He went demon fly squid. So, no.

>>32445023
Dunno, it seems like it was a unique ability.

I can't wait to see what Risa's final form will end up as. I hope its maximum Nightmare Fuel + angles. Because a non-euclidean horror with euclidean angels is everyone's favourite monster.

>>32445040
Rapesloth will also be in everyone's bikini's when we arrive.

By the by, how strong is Sin Fin compared to us?

>>32445010

Is RapeSloth the bastard child of Azzy and Balthagor?

>>32445133
>By the by, how strong is Sin Fin compared to us?
With or without her memory ability? Because she could kill most things with that pretty easy.

>>32445169
Hell she insta gibbed us with it
dont fuck with the fin

>>32445133
>>I can't wait to see what Risa's final form will end up as.
I imagine that no one living will actually see her final form. It's probably slowly acquiring shape where the Old Ones sleep and is just like what you described. Probably why Akira refuses to look at us with all 3 eyes open.

Third release will probably be angelic in appearance.

>>32445200
>Akira refuses to look at us with all 3 eyes.
Woah, I didn't even consider that important. That makes a lot of sense, I thought he was just being creepy.

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>>32445122
>I know a guy who wears a green one of those
>guy

>>32445260
There's also this tidbit.

>Akira: Suspicious / Not loyal / I can see you are, were, and shall be all at once. I find you physically disgusting

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“Okay, Jager you go out and find a place to buy swimsuits I will take care of inviting the womenfolk.” You are a womanfolk. “You’re a womanfolk!” You say. Gornabrious Bopfrod damn it.

“I suppose I can go check out some of the places at the mall and meet you there?” Jager asks crossing her arms.

“Sounds good.” You agree.

She goes off into the city and you begin the rather arduous task of grabbing the people who you want to come. Then you realize there are people who you want to invite who are not at the shrine and would require you to leave to get. You sonido into the town itself and follow the sickening trail of energy to Snazzy Azzy’s club. You open the door and are greeted by screams of pain and pleasure echoing through the room. You look around the empty club and see no one but each step you take brings another crescendo to the voices.

On a hunch you look at the furniture and see vague human forms, broken, bleeding, and violated and stuffed together. Huh, looks like Azzy went to Ikea. You walk into the back room and find Azzy laying naked on the sofa, the room filled with smoke smelling of impossible things, and her deeply inhaling it. You take a moment to look the woman over and admire her piercings and intricate tattoos. You see a particularly ornate one around her bum leg and as you lean in close she tilts her head up to look at you. “Ah, Risa, so wonderful to see you.” She says, her voice the exact sound your mother makes as you violate her and crawl inside her cut open stomach for comfort.
(1/4?)

>>32445291
Fucker is a deviant. I have seen far more of his dick then I am comfortable with. Still picks up bitches left right and center the prick.

>>32444336
Agree with this anon. This breaks my suspension of disbelief in reality.

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She pulls herself up, her every movement sensual beyond mortal means and then she places her elbows on her knees. “Hey Snazzy Azzy. I saw you got some new furniture and, I have to say, it really pulls the club together.” You say sitting across from her. “I just wanted to invite you to come with me to the beach tomorrow. You have to be fairly nonpornographic, but it looks like we are going to have a nice day.” You explain and she takes a deep drag from a pipe.

More of the smoke fills the room and you notice it all smells like souls being burned up. “I would enjoy it very much.” She says, the smock slowly trickling out of her mouth as she speaks.

“Right, we are going to buy swinsuits at the mall if you want to join us, otherwise just meet up at the shrine in the morning.” You say and leave, sort of wishing you didn’t have to wear shoes so you could feel the floor but, like, really feel it.

You shake off the corrupting influence of the fallen angel and sonido back to the shrine. You find Ryoko has arrived wearing a tank top and shorts. “Ah, hey sensei!” She offers as greeting.

“Ryoko, would you like to see sensei in a swimsuit?” You ask placing your hands on her shoulders and looking her straight in the eye.

“Y-yes?’ she answers.

“Good, because we are going to the beach tomorrow. You are invited. Jager is at the mall looking for stuff for us to wear if you don’t already have a swimsuit.” You explain turning back and sonidoing through the shrine.

“It’s hot.” Manami says laying sprawled on the ground of Natsuki’s room

“Yes, I suppose it is. I wonder if the trees will blood this year or if that winter was too much for them?” Natsuki asks reading a book and not sweating in the slightest.

“Hey, hey, Natsuki. Let’s go somewhere and cool off.” Manami says.

“Like the beach.” You agree suddenly decloaking on the ground next to the bikini clad shinigami.
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She lets out a shriek and jumps up but Natsuki just tilts her head at you curious. “The beach?” She wonders.

“Yes! Tomorrow we are going to the beach because it feels nice. Get swimsuits ready and be ready to party in the morning!” You command sonidoing back out.

Wonder how she will deal with Snazzy Azzy? You find Caede, Zweity, Whitey, and Jamal all playing a game together while Mari watches them. “Mari, they are all joining us at the beach right?” You ask and you see Zweity take up a pose and start doing a little dance which ends with her fist in the air.

“Beach!” She says and Mari nods.

“Yeah, why?’ She asks.

“Well, Jager is out at the mall looking for swimsuits so you may want to get them there. Kouta says Whitey needs to wear one.” You explain.

“What? Why hide it? Are you ashamed? Is it too much?” Whitey asks licking her finger.

“Oh, yeah I will go meet her there then. I wonder if I have enough, swimsuits are expensive.” She sighs.

You reach into your pants and hand her a few stacks of large bills. She goes wide eyed at this but you hold up a hand. “Don’t ask about it. Inventory is involved in some things.” You explain.

Shiba likely already got the invite so the last person is Short-Fin. You climb up to her room and she is staring at a list. You wave your hand in salute and she looks up at you then nods. “Still working at it?” You ask.

She is dead silent so you use that as a prompt to continue. “We are all going to the beach and since you said you wanted to go hang out more and do more stuff I figured it would be a good idea to ask if you wanted to go.” You say.

She just stares, dead eyes boring holes into you and making you feel like maybe, just maybe, she is considering killing you again. You remember the perfect shape of her bum in your hands and decide it is okay if that happens because damn. “Y….es” She says her speech as halting as always.
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“Good then, we are going to go buy swim suits so if you don’t have one you may want to join us. Do you have one?” You wonder.

“What is a swim… suit?” She asks.

That would be a no then.

You leave the shrine and head into town your eyes flashing as Sin-Fin walks on the side of the road the boss cat always does, keeping you safe from being attacked. You make your way to the shopping center and find the shop keepers are rushing around, trying to put their summer stock out. You wait till no one is looking and leap up a few floors, avoiding the escalators which are like stairs but somehow worse. You find Jager in a swimsuit store, the other members of your shrine looking around and making selections.

Sin-Fin looks confused by the atmosphere and Jager is looking at two different very modest swimsuits for her. Hm, we should buy something for ourselves and the Fin. Jager may try and veto what we chose however. You see a few which have potential.

[] Get a bikini with the British flag on it.
[] Simple one piece
[] Dress like a harlot
[] Leave it to someone else( Who?)
[] Time skip to beach itself!
[] Other, please specify
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Is it just me, or has Risa been getting...curvier, recently?
Or is that just Deculture's art style?

>>32445533
>[] Leave it to someone else( Who?)
Jager, don't pretend you don't want to do it and that we won't fuck up anyway.

>>32445550
I'm not surprised at her having the best butt. All that exercise and stuff.

>>32445550
Probably the shapeshifting.

>>32445533
>Dress like a harlot

>>32445533
Get one of whatever >>32444783 is.

Or just have Jager buy one for us. I have a feeling it's going to end up disappearing before the end of the beachisode anyway.

>>32445533
>[] Dress like a harlot
us

>[x] Simple one piece
the fin, she's old school like that

>>32445533
>[x] Get a bikini with the British flag on it.
This bikini was made for me!

>>32445533
Something ridiculous. Hello Kitty existed in 1998, yeah? Get one of those. With frills.

>>32445550
Whatchya mean?

>>32445533
>[] Get a bikini with the British flag on it.

>[] Leave it to someone else( Who?)

Have Jager pick something out for Risa and Sin-fin as well. There's a pretty fair chance we'll get attacked, probably by Regan or Thatcher, so we need a back up swimsuit for post combat beaching.

>>32445533
>[] Leave it to someone else( Who?)
Kinda want to see what Jagerbombs picks for us.

>[] Other, please specify
See if they have one of those old frilly Victorian type swimsuits for Short-Fin. The ones with about two square inches of exposed skin below the neck, total.
It's unlikely, but it just seems to fit.

>>32445533

is that a picture of;Risa, Dark Edgy Risa, Old One Risa, Angel Risa and Child Risa playing poker?

>>32445681
My money is on MTV.

>>32445533
>Risa
[x] Get a bikini with the British flag on it.


>Sin-Fin
Uhhh... One piece? Let Jager pick? Iunno.

>>32445533
[x] Get a bikini with the British flag on it.
The only way it could be better is if it was a Dr. Who TARDIS bikini.

Will combine skimpy swimsuit and jager picking.

Actually looks like british flag won.

Writing that and jager then.

>>32445728
Yeah, guess who's winning.
Loki

>>32445728
Its from When she was in the plot rock. Magical girl Risa and Risafur are the child and the angel.

what happened HQR?

did your balls drop off?

>>32445784
We're in the process of regrowing them.

>>32445784
Left and didn't vote figuring it would win. Never again.
Jager would probably have told us no anyway, no reason not to vote for it.

>>32445783
When it was first posted it took me a while to notice that magical girl Schrodinger-chan also has the jaw mask.

Metal as fuck, probably stands out like a sore thumb among other megucas.

Huh. Figured we were gonna wear one of those old-timey swimsuits that are more like dresses than anything else so we could troll the twincies.

>>32445784
>>32445819
>>32445850
>>32445937
Our choice is just after effects of the plague. It will wear off completely before long.

>>32445533

>[X] Leave it to someone else (Jager)

We have no eye for these things.

>>32445851
All the other girls get things like magical tiaras or bubbles. She gets laser beams.

>>32445550
I'm pretty sure that most of the praise Risa hears in this quest is the result of her own insanity.

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You look to Jager. “Hey, Jager-bombs, what do you think would look best on me?” You ask looking over her selection of things.

“Well isn’t something like this good?” She asks pulling out a simple looking thing which seems to cover most of your body.

You make a face that shows your disapproval and Jager frowns. “Well, what do you think would look good?” She asks.

You pull the British flag bikini off the rack and present it to Jager. She frowns looking at it. “Doesn’t this show a lot of skin?” She wonders looking it over.

“What? Nonsense Jager, this is just the style now a days, you won’t last long if you can’t adapt and change with the times.” You explain with a shrug.

“Well, what’s wrong with what I picked?” She asks looking over her selection

“It doesn’t show enough leg. Or stomach. Or anything even remotely interesting.” You point out with a huff. “We finally got out of winter, and you want to cover up like it is still negative degrees out. Here, something like this would be better for you.” You say pulling off a suit with a pair of very short shorts and a spaghetti top with simple colours. “Here, this is much nicer for you.” You explain nodding.

“That would show my stomach.” She notes and you nod.

“Yes Jager, embrace the girl abs. You know it must be done.” You explain.

She frowns and then looks at what she has, then back to you. She closes her eyes, seems to think on it for a moment, then nods. “Okay. Okay, let’s get that one then.” She says.

Wait, does this mean if we chose something else we might have been able to- You push the thought out of your head as Sin-Fin looks over the items. She looks confused at the two of you and so you decide to help her. You give her a simple outfit with frills which she doesn’t start weeping over seeing and then nod satisfied.
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>>32446099
I still want to see a day of her life.
>so earnest in her attempts to do good
>evildoers have long since learned to fear her disco ball level of beamspam
>outguns everyone, reduces city blocks to rubble, but always saves the day
>what's left of it, anyway

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Your group leaves the shop, Jager looking like she regrets it a little and you make your way back to the shrine. You assemble a collection of beach toys and nod satisfied. You make sure there is plenty of sun screen and tanning oil, and an obscenely large umbrella. The night passes quickly, you rolling around eager for tomorrow to come. It finally does and as soon as dawn breaks you and your group assemble and move onwards! You all get on the train, just after the morning rush, and find seats. As the train moves you realize you have a chance to talk to someone.

[] Talk to someone about something?
[] Nope, beach beach beach beach
[] Other please specify
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>>32446225
>[] Nope, beach beach beach beach

>>32446225
>[x] Talk to someone about something?

Jager bombs, positive reinforcement

give her a mantra

"Abdominals are not Abominable , they are AB-solutely amazing"

>>32446225

>[X] Talk to someone about something?

Ask Jager if she's having second thoughts. Ask Jules Freddy Samantha Plant what they plan on doing for swimwear.

>>32446225
Can we finally do the thing where we rub Ryoko against Jager to see what sound the squeeky abs make?

>>32446193
>all those girl clothes
Man I wish I lived somewhere warm in the summer.

>>32446225
[] Talk to someone about something?
Ask sin fin about how her decisions are going. Also, we need to detach the hand once we get to the beach.

>>32446225
Take a look around, see what the others are doing/how far Kouta is from Azzy.

>>32446225
>Share old war stories with Plantdoka that totally happened.

>>32446443
recount the American-Austrialian war

Teddy Roosevelt... now THERE was a leader!

We should try to invite thor to the Ragnarok is cancelled party. Hell, invite all the norse gods and promise them beer. Except Loki, he's a Dick.

>>32446225
>[] Nope, beach beach beach beach
Do... beachy things. Read a book. Ward off screaming children. Chase seagulls with a blunt instrument. Try to keep sand out of your unmentionables.
...
Why do people like beaches again?

>>32446443
That makes me wonder about the stuff that people who weren't in the eye of the time storm experienced. Just what shenanigans did Risa and Odele get up to?

>>32446503
weren't there TWO apocalypses though?

>>32446209
>what's left of it, anyway

>Literally destroys six hours of the day.

>>32446503
He didn't leave a number. What a dick.

>>32446551
Yeah but only one Ragnarok.

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>>32446466
Remember the skies when the Nazis discovered the power of fluffy tails? Those were the darkest of nights...

>>32446515
>eye of the time storm
What are you referring to?

>>32446225
>>32446443

Yes!

>>32446649
The room the soul king died in.

From the perspective of everyone not there, the Plant never disappeared from time in the first place. They had always just been around.

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>>32446612
What about the bay of figs-pudding auntie Risa?

the horror...the horror

>>32446569
He's Norse. Just start lamenting out loud that we have a massive quantity of high quality mead and no one to drink it with. He'll show up.

>>32446688
I figure she just hung out with the others, sometimes doing time shenanigans.

>>32446768
You know, that would probably work.

>>32446799
We are good at these kind of plans.

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“Hey, Jager, what’s wrong?’ You ask turning to her.

She blinks then shakes her head. “Nah, nothing much just sort of wondering if I went a bit too bold with my choice.”

“Bold? Because it shows your stomach? You show it off at the shrine anyway.” You point out.

“I know that, but it also shows a lot of leg, and, well, this time it is around strangers.” She frowns.

“Jager, you should show your legs. You have nice legs you know.” You say making her blink.

“They are sort of big and-“ She starts but you hold up a hand to stop her.

“They are toned, not fat. You should show leg more often, they are quite lovely..” You explain digging into your train snacks.

You think you encouraged her a little.

You feel the excitement building as the train speeds along the rails. You pull your feet up off the ground and wrap your arms around them, vibrating in excitement and barely able to contain yourself. You chew on your fingers, ripping a few of them off and your false body regenerating them. You consider getting out of the train and pushing the bloody thing but just when you finish figuring out how many ceros the back of the train can stand as a method of propulsion you see sparkling blue waters out the window.
(1/3)

>>32445550
Well, she's been getting a healthy figure because she keeps pigging out.

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You press your face against the glass and grin wide. As soon as the train stops you sonido out of the train and take in the fresh alt water air. You see around the beach there are already quite a few people setting up, evidently needing to enjoy the summer weather after so long in the grasp of winter. The others catch up, Fuego carrying the bags you left on the train in your excitement, and you point at the water then start hopping up and down. “Water! Last one in is a rotten e-“ You start and near Sonido off but Ryoko grabs your shirt making you nearly strangle yourself. “Gah! Why? Judas! I am betrayed!” You snarl.

“Sensei, you have to change into your swimsuit and wash off first.” Ryoko explains calmly as if she expected this.

“Change?” Sin-Fin wonders.

“Remember the swimsuit we bought you yesterday? You need to wear that to swim.” Jager explains.

Sin-Fin nods once and lifts her shirt but Shiba is fast to stop her. “In the changing room! You change in the dressing room!” Shiba explains and you see Kouta tilt his head, check out Sin-Fin’s stomach, then nod in approval.

“Then hurry! Go! Change!” You demand rushing your group to the changing room.

“We will set up our spot then do the same.” Kouta explains.

The room clears out pretty fast, evidently your group looking different enough to elicit fear from the common masses. You change into your swimwear, wash off, then step proudly onto the beach. How did the blokes change so fast?

“Well, isn’t this nice?” Asmodeus asks tilting her head. She is wearing something simple, a bikini and a sheer pareo. She seems to have kept only some of her piercings in.

“Now then how about we-“ You start but Kouta holds up a hand.

“I am going to go hit on girls. Don’t try to kill my game sensei.” He explains wiping his hand on his shorts and walking off to a group of women.
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>>32446990
Wonder how many calories an angel's worth anyway.

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“Come DAUGHTER WHO IS THE APPLE OF THE EYE OF THE BURNING POWER OF EVERY STAR! Let this one teach you the ways of properly CONQUERING THE OCEAN HERSELF!” Fuego explains running to the waters.

Caede follows after him, her black one piece looking pretty adorable on the bug demon.

“I am going to go tan.” Mari says as Zweity pulls on Whitey and Gregory. “Castle! Build castle!” She demands tugging on them.

“Hm, you want a castle huh? I bet we can make one which will show just-“ Whitey starts but Mari’s glare makes her stop.

Zangief smiles warmly while following after them, her hoody covering her up well.

“Well, I may as well get something to eat since I didn’t bother with breakfast. You want to come with Sin-Fin?’ Shiba asks looking at the woman.

Sin-Fin stares at her and then gives a small nod, walking off behind her.

“Laying in the sun sounds pretty nice actually.” Jager explains pulling out a beach towel.

Hiroshi goes after Shiba to help them with the food while Feriedhelm just, you know, sort of sulks because he is outside and not at a youth rally. Asmodeus gets a wicked look in her eye and she walks over to him, evidently going to force him to have fun if she has to.

Manami and Natsuki go into the water and start playing, evidently without a care in the world.

“Hey sensei.” Ryoko says from behind you.

You turn to her and note she is wearing a pretty skimpy outfit. “You look really nice in that.” She offers and you nod.

“You too, now then I…”

[] Sandcastle first. It must be equal to your glory!
[] Putting oil on people is more important!
[] Go play with someone
[] Write in
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>>32447014
Wow, fuck you too Kouta

>>32447014
Damn that lil nigga got courage.

Have the Hollow organization chart. http://pastebin.com/thewXS1V
XP, please
Also, a question for anons: What would you like to see next?
1. Further torments of the Lupinor Canis, the little menos who can't
2. The 42 Commandments of Risaism
3. The B Team Part 1
4. The Bumble Bee and the Cat in the Hat Part 2.

>>32447062
>[] Putting oil on people is more important!

Sunburnt Sin-Fin is the worst Sin-Fin

[] Write in:

Summon Lord Quackinton for the waters are his domain and you his humble subject

>>32447062
>[] Sandcastle first. It must be equal to your glory!

1:1 scale replica of Buckingham palace

>>32447062
>[] Putting oil on people is more important!
Fuck you too, Kouta. We'll do it in your place.

>>32447062
[] Putting oil on people is more important!

>>32447062
>[x] Putting oil on people is more important!
Drink some of it

>>32447062
Pull out some Mead and Lament Loudly that we have no one to share it with. Then say high to Thor when he shows up

>>32447062
>[X] Putting oil on people is more important!
Oli everyone. EVEYRONE. None shall be left unoiled.

>>32447087
>1. Further torments of the Lupinor Canis, the little menos who can't
Little people have it rough.

>>32447062
>[x]Watch Azzy make the nazi have fun

Why do I have a feeling that by the end of this beach trip Mari is going to have plans to renovate the shrine to have stairs everywhere when we're off eating things?

>>32447087
>Risaism
It's "Risafarianism", mate.

>>32447152
Commandment 34: Its both.

>>32447143
Jokes on her we got wings now, fuck stairs.

>>32447062
>[] Putting oil on people is more important!
We can do it in inventive ways too.

>>32447137
we should do this at some point.

>>32447143
If we have more time after this i wanted to upgrade the shrine anyways
improve the training area or add something silly like a big dumb hotspring

>>32447243
>add something silly like a big dumb hotspring
IIRC Jager already added that in the training area.

>>32447062
>[] Putting oil on people is more important!
Objective netShe
...captcha has spoken.

>>32447243
Add a god damn laser cannon. No one is going to fuck with the shrine with a laser cannon.

>>32447087
>Sin Fin (65)
I dunno if that's the right number for what she has right now. 65 was Loki.
>Duties: Being sad, murdering things
I can't really disagree with this.
>Minions: none
Entirely untrue. Those memory clones count as minions

>The great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego (45)
>Hollow Rider (50)
I don't even

Also you forgot Plantdoka.

Oil it is. Also, I have an artichoke. The relevance of this information speaks for itself of course.

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>>32447344
>Those layers
Lewd...

>>32447087
Given xp.

>>32447340
She is hella strong. Thing is she is too nuts to use all her power.

>>32447340
to be fair, he did say
>It is probably hilariously inaccurate.
Also, Dominic Fuego recently upgraded his doping. It now gives 20 *'s instead of 10.

>xp
We buying Dream Walker, I assume?

>>32447409
Does the doping do anything bad after it gets used?

>>32447423
We need 400 XP to buy anything. We went from 180 to 280.

>>32447423
Or poison. I'd prefer to get poison before we get a bonus to it like with what happened to mirror.

>>32447062
[] Go play with someone
Ruin Koutas fun.

>>32447389
>+100xp
>xp:spxp seems to have a ratio of about 20:1
>Woulda been 5spxp
Huh.

>>32447423
I would hope so. Garganta a shit and we already have the Absolute Rejection+Grace buff for Mirror.

The only other options are Illusionkek and Poison.

Poison is... well... It just looks like every option is "Hey, why don't ya buy me and infect everyone you give even half of a quarter of a shit about! It'll be fun!"

Illusion is cool. Sorta. I just remember Azure's talk about how Illusions work and they seem kinda not good.

>>32447459
I know that, just making sure that we have a plan.

>>32447478
>>+100xp
>xp:spxp seems to have a ratio of about 20:1
>Woulda been 5spxp
>Huh.
The ratio varies from 20 to 1 to 80 to 1.

>>32447478
Deadly infusion is a really targeted ability, and Tainted air seems controllable. I think.

>>32447478
>I would hope so. Garganta a shit and we already have the Absolute Rejection+Grace buff for Mirror.
I'm pretty sure that buying level 5 will improve our mirror.

>>32447553
It gives absorption at the cost of taking away the angel bonuses. Not sure if I would call that a buff. It' s in the pastebin yo.

>>32447062
>“Castle! Build castle!” She demands tugging on them.
Zweity deserves better from us.

>>32447553
We got a buffed version of one of the rank 5 options as a result of buying Grace Manifestation.

Buying rank 5 means buying the All Devouring upgrade, which will remove the angelic buff from our mirror.

Buying rank 5 jwill improve the mirror's base stats, but it will swap out the r5 perk for a weaker one, resulting in no overall improvement to combat ability. It's a waste of xp.

>>32447553

>-The all devouring: Your mirror shifts to no longer reflect, but consume. There are still limits, but you can draw in most energy attacks and use it to fill your go juice. (WARNING: will remove angelic grace properties from Tsukiyo's Mirror)

It remains to be seen whether the upgrade will even be worth it. There is no reason to spend good XP on something that might weaken you.

So why is our plant in a hoody? I thought Zalahad would be all over the beach and sunlight. Ya know, being a plant and all.

>>32447622
The only thing they love more than sun and fertilizer is ambiguity.

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You must oil people, you conclude. You reach into the bag of holding and pull out a bottle of sunscreen and tanning oil. You look around the beach and note that there are a lot of people here, and Jager would probably be cross if you scared everyone off by being a bit too ghost like. You therefore have to go about it the old fashioned way. You look to Fuego, him throwing and tossing his daughter around in the water making her laugh.

“Fuego! I would like to grope you all over while putting oil and lotion on you!” You shout, keeping your true motives not even sort of hidden.

He lets out a laugh and flexes. “Nonsense, for I WHO BURNS BRIGHTER THAN ANY STAR can only be burned by A FORCE BEYOND MORTAL MEANS! But the daughter of HE WHO WAITS FOR HIS ERA TO DAWN must be protected from the harsh rays!” He explains flexing.

Caede lets out a sigh as Fuego strikes a pose on the beach, his rippling muscles glistening perfectly in the sunlight and making him seemingly sparkle. You rub the lotion in your hands but Caede says a few words and the bottle gets pulled to her. “I am in a one piece, I don’t need that much and I can do it myself.” She says.

You sigh as she does it herself, not being able to do what the voices tell you, then you hear some women giggling. You look over at them and it seems to be a group of college students glancing Fuego's way. “Hey, like what was that right?” One of the women says and you nearly laser them but Caede holds up a hand.

“They are humans, they can’t fully understand someone as great as my dad and-“ She starts then stops when she hears something else.

“Like, don’t you think he is pretty hot? Those muscles really hit the spot.” One of the girls say.

Another nods and glances at Caede before back to Fuego. “He looks pretty young for a dad. Plus his hair looks so wild, I really can’t get enough of it. I just want to, well you know.” The other says.
(1/2)

>400xp(3)Garganta:Opens a large path between the worlds of mortals and Hollows. At the moment you can create portals large enough for several hollows of your level or lower to climb through
>large enough for several hollows of your level or lower
I dont think we ever need to upgrade garganta ever again

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Well, seems they understand the glory of Fuego. You nod content but then stop when you hear an angry buzzing noise from Caede. You look down at her and see she is grinding her teeth and making angry fly noises at the group of girls. She nearly draws a symbol, but you bop her on the back of her head to make her stop.

“He’s mine.” She grumbles unhappily before running back to the ocean to see her father.

Huh, that was sort of cute. Who should we go for now?

[] Jager. Go for the abs.
[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
[] Mari, we haven’t touched her yet.
[] Hiroshi, dude is pretty buff
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32447666
>[] Jager. Go for the abs.

Always go for the abs

>>32447666
[] Jager. Go for the abs.
[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
MOAR MUSCLE GIRLS

>>32447666
>[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
She asked for it with that compliment.

>>32447666
>[x] Mari, we haven’t touched her yet.

Can't resist bad ideas.

>>32447666
>[] Jager. Go for the abs.
You knowwhat's better than abs? Oiled abs.

>>32447666
>[x] Ryoko, she might enjoy it

surely she'll appreciate having her body caressed by her sensei's oil covered hands

>>32447645
To be fair, if we had level 5 we could have visited Fenrir's prison whever we wanted.

>>32447423
Off the top of my head about the only XP things that are worth buying is.

Dream walker, Poison, or Illusion.

Dream walker would be on the bottom just because we already have 3 uses and it's mainly used for tanking by jumping though attacks.

Poison could be useful if we could combine the viral shit with that one ability to make people worship us. Would have to drop it in a place where none of our allies go though.

Illusion would be on the middle for me. Just because it's only like 400 points for us to really make use of it.

>>32447720
No, we couldn't have.

>>32447666
>[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
I'm tempted to vote for Hiroshi...

>>32447666
>[] Jager. Go for the abs.
>[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
Don't we have enough time for both?

>>32447645
Depends I"m pretty sure level 5 is planeshift flat out and being able to jump dimensions is pretty damn useful.

>>32447666
>[] Jager. Go for the abs.
>[] Ryoko, she might enjoy it
Do the squeaky ab thing

>>32447729
>MAX(5)Garganta: The ability to open up a gate between the world of hollows and the human world. You can open a path wide enough for you and a whole army to go through. Where ever evil hides!: You are able to open a path from anywhere to anywhere as long as you have knowledge of it.
Yeah, we probably could have.

Looks like Ryoko is winning?

>>32447761
That's Hollow Rider's perk. Everybody gets different things and HR's whole shtick was being able to hunt down evil and follow it anywhere.

>>32447725
How much in illusion until we can pull off aizen shit? Or shadow clones?

>>32447789
Its also the only example of a level 5 garganta. So using it as a basis makes sense.

>>32447809
Or the illusions can damage shit?

>>32447747
I don't think we can do two at once.

>>32447788
Probably.

>>32447823
I'm sorta convinced. It's still low priority though.

>>32447789
Seeing as half our powers rip reality a new asshole it makes sense we would be able to go places easy.

>>32447809
I'd honestly rather go for something like making people see two Risas or something. Level 3 really isn't all that useful just because it only lets minor illusions happen to strong targets.

Though level 5 poison would probably be more useful just due to the amount of pain it could cause.

Though thinking on upgrades. I wonder if Risa eat Loki would she get liesmith? Because that sounds hilarious.

>>32447852
but look at the massive upgrade 4 is over 3
>Garganta:Opens a large path between the worlds of mortals and Hollows. At the moment you can create portals large enough for several hollows of your level or lower to climb through. This is native to all Hollows.

>Garganta:Opens a large path between the worlds of mortals and Hollows. At the moment you can create portals large enough to bring both you and several arrancars around your level with you.

>>32447905
Our poison doesn't hurt anything anymore.

>>32447905
What would we liesmith though? I mean apart from combat. Think we could pull something like "Lucy is covered in cicadas and loves it"?

>>32447974
Pretty sure an upgrade would let it fuck with peoples mental state harder and I'm pretty sure in the long term it does do some harm. Just pretty much totally mental by this point.

>>32447996
>Annoy jager

"We aren't here!"

>Random anniversary of meeting Jager
>Forget cake

"I remembered the cake!"

>>32447389
Oh, if you want Lupinor added to the Relationship chart, Here's what I made:
Lupinor Cannis: Kinda scary, but the boss likes you/ Loyal to Jager/ I'm straight! I have someone I'm interested in, though.
Its Friedhelm.

>>32448001
Not much use against what we usually fight though.

>>32448039
This, im pretty sure Poison is useless in combat now

>>32448039
It honestly could be pretty useful for hit and runs. Slam a foe with a lot of hits then escape and let the poison start to screw with them. Before attacking again. It's mainly not that useful vs things like Lucy, Michael but there isn't much that is useful against them.

>>32448039
>>32448123
If you want to get meta with it, poisoning things and letting it take effect would fuck with them and lower the DCs in a manner similar to how Samael was putting negative modifiers on our rolls.

>>32448144
Well, seeing as that Sammiches poisoned us and it started wreaking havoc...

I'd say poison can become good.

Lets face it guys, at the rate our religion is growing it would take thousands of years for our religion to grow to a respectable size. If we use poison we can grow our followers fast and easy. Azure has been throwing plenty of options for madness virus at us in all sorts of flavors.

>>32448123
It does give mental penalties that much we know. Though I'm more interested in the divine upgrades to it+viral infection.

Drop it in some 3rd world hellhole or something to force resources to defend against it.

>>32448211
Better, drop in in America and force the scientists there to deal with it.

>>32448160
Mental DC if I remember right. So it would be best to start doing random out there things to try and screw with their degrading mental state.

>>32448203
It doesn't help if there's lots of different flavors for the rat poison. It's still rat poison.

Just like the viral/plague/whatever poison -will- fuck up our allies if we ever even use it once.

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“Well, who else can I touch?” You ask frowning. Go for Ryoko, she will probably appreciate being manhandled by you. Womanhandled. She is hot for teacher, is what I am saying.

“Well of course she is, we ended winter remember?’ You ask turning and moving towards Ryoko. That- I just…. Nevermind.

You walk over to where Ryoko is and see her shaking a bottle of oil into her hand. You take it from her and smile “Ryoko! Let me do that.” You say and she blinks.

“You want to put oil on me?’ She asks glancing around. “I mean, yeah, sure that would help me out.”

She lays down on the beach town and you see her face go a little red. You undo her bikini and hear her take a deep breath in. You sit down on her butt and rub the oil in your hands. Remember, no shifting. “I know.” You grumble and then press your hands into her back.

She lets out a moan of shock and you pull your hands back. “Really Ryoko? Contain yourself or I will regret this.” You swear.

“Sorry. Please continue.” She says placing her hands under her head.

You press your fingers into her back and start rubbing the oil on her. Her skin takes on a glossy sheen in the sunlight and you feel her back muscles strain a little, her body curiously hard and soft at the same time. You press your fingers into her and start working the oil in little circular motions, giving her a massage while you are at it. She lets out small sounds of contentment as you go over her neck and shoulders.

You keep at it, slowly lowering your hands to her side and feeling her taunt obliques slide under your fingers. You pull your hands to the small of her back and you see her raise up slightly. “Ah, sensei! It tickles.” She explains.

“Now, now, just leave it to sensei. Come on, it will feel good I swear.” You promise, following the plot of the harlequin romance novels you have lodged in here.
(1/2)

>>32448211
>>32448233
Problem. Azrael (90 something angel who is super fucking good at detecting things) runs the border patrol. How exactly we gonna get there?

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Your hands slowly move down to her hips and you see her eye open, look down, then close trusting herself to you fully before you-

Your head goes forward as a rolled up newspaper smacks into your head. You turn around and see Jager looking annoyed. “Risa, stop making a scene.” She commands.

You look behind her and see you seem to have gotten the attention of most of the male patrons and quite a few of the women. Mothers shield their children’s eyes and you notice a few of the blokes are sitting down and sitting funny. “What? What happened?” You ask.

Butt to butt docking. “Ah. Truly a fearsome thing.” You say terrified.

Ryoko looks very content, so you decide to…

[] Start a volleyball match. 3 vs 3!
[] Kouta seems to be striking out. Give the kid a hand.
[] Go see what Jager is reading.
[] Go into the ocean.
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32448233
Problem there is the amount of people traveling. Eventually it would spread everywhere and we would want our allies to be else where in that situation. Like back in ghost mexico or something.

>>32448257
Get a passport and travel legally
he cant do shit about that

>>32448269
>[] Other, please specify
Summon Thor with Mead.

>>32448257
Patient Zero.

We need a patient to get on a plane and release the madness virus. Let it incubate long enough for it to spread.

>>32448026
Ha ha ha, okay sure. Added.

>>32448182
Yeah but his damages people ours just fucks with their heads.
>>32448203
I was wondering yesterday, our illusions can hurt weak people right? and they are made of our go juice which is poison right? Does that mean they can poison people? Can we do it with just a plague of risa clones instead of a virus?

>>32448269
>[x] Kouta seems to be striking out. Give the kid a hand.

shift into a scary spider

Kouta will "defeat" us and drive us away and become HERO OF THE BEACH

Honestly, something that always bothered me about the madness virus infecting our allies is that there's no way in hell a normal person could hold enough juice to bust through the defenses of anyone we care about.

So what if they have the plague? So what if they sneeze of Jager or SinFin or Ryoko? It should be in such low concentrations in a normal person that it fizzles out on contact.

>>32448240
-Deadly Infusion: Super charge your poison to quickly take effect in targets it would have an effect on
This is clearly still a single target type upgrade
>-Tainted air: You can force your poison out into the air as a cloud of multi colored gas. Any who walk into the cloud become saturated in your poison. It lasts for a long time unless something destroys it.
And this we have some level of control over. The virsu I understand, but the tainted air has the effect we want and can use it when and where we want.

>>32448269
>[] Kouta seems to be striking out. Give the kid a hand.

>>32448269
>[x] Kouta seems to be striking out. Give the kid a hand.

I wonder if loli Risa would help or hinder his attempts. We should be loli Risa anyways, we should show the beach our cuteness. Inventory probably has a one-piece that would fit us anyways.

>>32448269
>[] Start a volleyball match. 3 vs 3!
No releaseing means Ryoko wins.

>>32448350
we could fart some tainted air into a ventilation system for a school or a grocery store or maybe even a hospital
maybe even something fun like a prison or a sanitarium

>>32448363
>Shift into loli Risa
>Bikini falls off
>Jager flips a shit

>>32448269
>[] Start a volleyball match. 3 vs 3!

>>32448269
>[] Go into the ocean.
Rendezvous with the lobsters. And our terrible Lord of the Endless Armada and Impressive Rubber Plumage.

>>32448269
Hmm, very tough choice, but I'm going to have to go with:
>[] Kouta seems to be striking out. Give the kid a hand.

Because I think it would be hilarious if we detached our hand maybe shapeshifted it into a cute puppy, small child or some other positive attention grabbing object and sending it over to help wingman for him.

>>32448276
Thats actually a pretty good idea, we evacuate everyone to ghost mexico once we get it back.
Or we just use posion that doesn't transfer from person to person.

>>32448350
Yeah the thing there is it wouldn't have the pure holy shit speed. The virus version could cripple governments while the Air version would require being in the right place at the right time and using near a vent or the likes.

>>32448313
Are you suggesting having risa clones made from illusions go around and poison people?

>>32448416
>Or we just use posion that doesn't transfer from person to person.

We could. Main reason I like it so much is how fast it would blaze out of control and strangle organizations that need people around. Not as controllable but once you get a couple million people infected and spreading the divine power will fly up like mad.

>>32448442
Yes. Easy to control, can hurt the masses and we can make a ton of them. They needn't just be clones either, they could be fake dogs or birds or spiders or anything.

>>32448437
I was thinking more like huge fog that rolls in and envelops citys (if we made it) similar to what rape god was doing.

>>32448508
We had the option to get that fog and we turned it down.

>>32448507
I'm not sure if we can make that many, and additionally have them run off on their own. They would essentially be powered minions and I don't think Azure would let us manipulate it like that.

>>32448531
It doesn't say how large the clowd can be, I think it makes sense to say it scales with our power.Muh madness fog ;-;

>>32448594
We have someone who can control the weather of japan. Synergistic effects FTW.

>>32448615
You're a visionary and a gentleman.
>>32448269
Can it happen Azure?

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Kouta seems to be having no luck. You walk over to where he is and listen close to the exchange. “Hey, you girls seem cool how about we hang out?” He says going for another group of girls.

“Um, what? Do we know you?” one of the girls asks taking a drink.

“Nah, I just same to the beach since it was so warm out but it seems like a waste not to spend it with cute girls like you.” He explains.

“Like, no way would we go with you.” One of the girls says.

“We are totally out of your league.” The other says and walks past him

Both of the girls he was hitting on stop in front of a guy with tanned skin, a leather necklace, a stupid goatee, and you are pretty sure he is claiming to be in a band. They giggle and laugh stupidly and you know that man is going to be throwing cicadas tonight.

Kouta falls to the sand and slams his fist into the dirt. “Damn it! Again! Every time, why isn’t it working? I have muscles! I am not ugly am I?” He suddenly wonders looking back up.

“S’wrong Kouta? Lasses ain’t getting all a flutter when you come to town?’ You ask crossing your arms and standing over him.

“Sensei!” He shouts putting his head to the sand. “You are a girl." He notes. Astute. "Please teach me how to be popular with women!” he requests instantly and you blink.
(1/2)

>Not choosing dress like a harlot
Man, that plague sure did a number on us.

>>32448649
>“Sensei!” He shouts putting his head to the sand. “You are a girl." He notes. Astute. "Please teach me how to be popular with women!”
YOU FOOL

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Well, maybe we should get Mari or Jager to tell him how since this seems like a motherly self confidence issue which- “Monologue, one of my students is asking me to teach him something. A student of mine. My student. Asked me to teach him.” You say your eyes getting a dangerous twinkle to them.

You pick him off the ground and dust his forehead off. “Right then Kouta my boy! I shall teach you the way into a lasses heart and their knickers. Probably both of them.” You clarify clearing your throat.

This will clearly end well.

[] Have him practice flirting by hitting on you!
[] Tell him women need a strong mate, so you should go beat up the guitar dude
[] Looking cool is important. Time for him to dress up!
[] No, be apathetic and just pose mournfully
[] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32448680
>[x] Have him practice flirting by hitting on you!

your worst pick up lines Azure

>>32448680
>Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
Ryoko

>>32448680
>[] Have him practice flirting by hitting on you!

When this doesn't work

[] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!

Werewolfu, she's a girl who's into girls, that makes her twice as qualified as anyone else here

>>32448680
>[X] No, be apathetic and just pose mournfully

>>32448680
> [] Have him practice flirting by hitting on you!

>>32448680
>Have him practice flirting by hitting on you!
and
>Women like confidence and passive assertiveness. Act interested but don't act interested.

>>32448649
>I have muscles!
Reminds me that our whole group, including the scrubs are ripped. I wonder what the japs think of all these weird muscly people?

>>32448680
>[x] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!

Ryoko and Shiba. There is no way that this can go wrong.

>>32448680
Point out that The Santo Emperador Domininc Fuego seems to be able to pick up chicks just by flexing. Maybe you need to do something similar? Then throw an illusion over him of Kouta in a buff muscular form.

>>32448774
Well we did scare everyone out of the changing room.

>>32448680

>[] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!

Fuego and Caede

Flexing intensifies

To everybody wondering how we're going to poison LOTS of people, the answer is MTV.

We take over MTV and poison all the shitbag people that watch it over the airwaves.

Read this line from Idemque's abilities in the pastebin.
>The music can carry the gojucie of the wielder and any effects associated with it great distances through sound.

We already have mass-poisoning capability. We just never use it.

Buy Deadly Infusion to get them infected before they can plug their ears or turn off the tv and boom. The youth of the world is bowing down.

>>32448680
>Get assistant
Bikinigami.

>>32448680
>[x] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
Shiba.

>>32448680
[] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
Azzy she should know better than anyone

>>32448680
>[x] Other, please specify
Women are like crows. They like shiny things and they like things that they can't have.

If you get a girl to fake hit on you, then all the other girls will want you because that means your good.

Also because they want to spite that crow bitch who has you when they don't.

So we're going to have someone hit on him and flirt loudly and obnoxiously. I nominate bikini LT.

>>32448680
>[] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
Azzy is best helper.

>>32448819
>MTV
>Ever playing music

It must be nice to live in the 90s again.

>>32448680
We could have him pretend to also be in a band and we could put on a show.
Us on guitar
Sin-fin on bass
Feugo on drums
Fuck I dont know after that.

>>32448908
>Risa on Guitar
>Madness poison, Madness poison everywhere.

>>32448819
Two stones with a larger stone that smokes something that is illegal in our timebubble.

>>32448819
This looks like a good idea. And a take over mtv arc might be fun. We can play the part of a total doucher and make them play us. That'd be fun.

>>32448936
We can use a normal guitar.

>>32448906

It's 1997 MTV, anon

>>32448819
Absolute genius. We're gonna be rock stars!

>>32448680
>[x] Get an assistant to aid you in teaching Kouta the ways of women!
Shiba and Jager.

>>32448871
Don't interrupt Friedhelm funtime.

>>32448981
98

>>32449001
One year away from the Iron Giant.

>>32448981
Really? I forget the date here. Though if it's the late 90s then things will start slowing down soon. Would be pretty hilarious if Risa did pull it off though.

>>32448819
Well we got everyone else on the list apart from Beelzebub so we might as well.

>>32448680
>[] Other, please specify
He isn't using enough drugs. Bitches love drugs.

>>32449012
My favorite Vin Diesel role.

>>32449076
His upcoming groot will be wonderful!

>>32449103
Hes going to be groot? Sweet.

>Infectious laughter: Forcibly inject delight into someone as if it were poison. They will have no choice but to be happy. (H)

Pretty sure we need to buy that to unlock the Divine worship poison stuff.

It's almost a shame the Old One and Angel powers have all gotten so ballin'.

>>32449196
Can that make Sin-Fin happy?

>>32449275
Not worth it. She'd probably turn really fucking weird if we did it.

>>32449275
It could probably force to be happy. Which would probably make her sad because we forced her.

>>32449275

Maybe?

While it makes people happy, it has a Joker venom feel to it. Not exactly a thing we'd want to unleash on our friends.

>>32449275
It's crowd control, anon. Something you use on the cattle to keep them down.

Sin-Fin isn't cattle.

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“Kouta, now what you must first understand is that women can smell fear.” You explain nodding your head and stroking your chin.

“But being confident isn’t-“ He starts but you tilt your head.

“No, I mean that in a very literal sense. Fear has a sort of acidic sour taste on the tip of your tongue. Women smell fear, it is a primal sense from the original days of evolution. We don’t mention it to blokes because they get weirded out by periods and we don’t want to overload your brains.” You start. No, that is hollows I am pretty sure most people can’t smell fear.

You ignore my wisdom and press on. “Now pay attention, you are going to practice hitting on me. I am like, a level 99 super boss with several final forms. Once you can successfully flirt with me, flirting with level 1 beach floozies will be as easy as lying.” You explain. “Come Kouta, try your best to win my heart!” You command.

“Er, are you sure? I mean, won’t it-“ He starts but you sigh.

“Like, what a loser. Why don’t you go back over to your mommy and, like, ask her to come talk to the mean girls for you.” You say imitating a yank when you say it.

“We are starting now? Okay fine.” He clears his throat. “Hey there babe” I hate that word “You come around here often?” He asks.

“Fool!” You say kicking his shin. “It was winter, how would anyone come around here often!” You point out.

“Ouch! Oh, yeah that’s right. Okay so, uh. I have muscles.” He explains.

“So does that guy.” You explain pointing.

“-AND AS THE BLACKED MOON OF AKORATH RISES SO TOO SHALL ALL SAND SCULPTURES PALE BEFORE THE ONE CRAFTED BY I! DOMINIC FUEGO! YOU WERE A WORTHY FOE SURFER GUY WHO SCULPTED A NEAR NAKED WOMAN, BUT NO WOMAN MAY MATCH THE CUTENESS OF THE DAUGHTER OF A SUPERNOVA BORN OF DARK MATTER ITSELF!” Fuego shouts as he and Caede are handed a blue ribbon for their sand sculpture of him and her surfing a space ship.
(1/2?)

Wonder whats taking so long

>>32449729
Rapesloth got to him.

>>32449757
Poor Azure, thats the worst way to go

>>32449757

The Rapesloth comes for us all in due time

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“B-but uh. Did you lose your way from heaven? Because I sort of want to call you angel?” He tries.

“No, I know where heaven is. God diddled my soul parts and made me plot rock.” You counter nodding. “Those were dark times. Except when that orgy happened.” That wasn’t an orgy, you just swam naked in a pool of orange juice.

“Uh, are those astronaut pants because that ass is out of this world.” Hey says and you furrow your brow.

“I am not wearing pants.” You point out.

“Maybe we should get someone else’s opinion here.” Kouta says.

As if on cue Shiba walks over. “Hey, so you might want to hurry up and come eat or it will all be gone soon.” She says. “Wait, why are you looking at me like that?” she wonders.

“Shiba, how do you get girls to like you?” Kouta asks and Shiba squints.

“I really wish I knew.” She replies then sighs. “I really, really wish I knew.”

“You could pay them compliments, like real ones not just 'you look cool'. And have some level of direction in what you say, just saying maybe hang out isn’t direct enough and honestly sounds sort of skeevy. Offer to play volleyball or go for a swim, or grab a bite to eat. Most of all smile and be confident.” You explain.

“Wait, that actually sounds like it makes sense.” Kouta says somewhat shocked.
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“I am allowed to give one piece of intentionally good advice this quest. Go get them you sexual stallion of almost Nazis..” You say smacking Kouta’s back and sending him on his way.

Kouta skips off happily as Shiba turns and raises an eyebrow. “So you are saying if I were to tell you that you looked really sexy in that outfit you would-“ She starts and you throw your arms around her neck and jump into her arms.

“Take me you werewolf dragon.” You command.

She princess carries you back to main base, you get some food and then…

[] Go into the ocean, you must swim!
[] Volley ball match! 3 vs 3!
[] Did someone steal your plant?!
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

Power died, sorry.

>>32449855
[] Did someone steal your plant?!

MURDER

>>32449855
>[] Did someone steal your plant?!
LOKI! You Dick!

>>32449479
>“-AND AS THE BLACKED MOON OF AKORATH RISES SO TOO SHALL ALL SAND SCULPTURES PALE BEFORE THE ONE CRAFTED BY I! DOMINIC FUEGO! YOU WERE A WORTHY FOE SURFER GUY WHO SCULPTED A NEAR NAKED WOMAN, BUT NO WOMAN MAY MATCH THE CUTENESS OF THE DAUGHTER OF A SUPERNOVA BORN OF DARK MATTER ITSELF!”
Fuego, sometimes I love you. Never change.

>>32449855
>[] Volley ball match! 3 vs 3!
It is time.

>>32449855
>[] Go into the ocean, you must swim!

speak in Jacques Cousteau accent underwater and goose our girl friends

wait what?
>[x] Did someone steal your plant?!

>>32449855
>[] Did someone steal your plant?!

We all know what happened to the last guy who did that

>>32449855
>[x] Did someone steal your plant?!
Cheryl! Where are you?!

>>32449855
>Did someone steal your plant?!
Hell no they didn't. Not after we broke reality to get him back.

>>32449855
>[X] Did someone steal your plant?!

LOKI YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT GET OUT HERE NOW BEFORE I EAT YOU!

>>32449855
>[] Did someone steal your plant?!

>>32449855
>[] Did someone steal your plant?!
Make the screen all shakey like in canon

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You realize you haven’t seen your plant in a while and look around. David is missing, as are Zweity and Whitey, so you sniff the air and chase after them at once! You follow the meandering trail of zweity when Hank and Whitey seem to have followed, and eventually find yourself in a rocky cove.

Rocks block this portion of the beach off with the rest and you turn the corner to see Henry standing in front of Zweity who is shaking, her swimsuit torn halfway off, and Whitey who is trying to make the crying girl stop. In front of the group are a trio of guys, one of whom isn’t wearing his swim shorts.

“Like I said kid, fucking beat it or we will beat the shit out of you.” One of the ne’er-do-wells threatens Thomas.

Mumi keeps her hand up in between the two groups and you sonido over to them at once. “Oi, oi, the bloody hell you lot up to?” You demand, venom dripping from your voice.

“Hey no, look at this, one for each of us.” The naked one says diddling himself. “You like my python baby?” He asks. I really don’t like that word.

“Well time to-“ You start but Plantdoka gives you the kindest, most gentle smile you can imagine.

He points at the man’s knob and says “You will…” the rest of the sentence seems to be lost as you are unable to hear it, but reality certainly does.

You feel whatever she said ripping and rewriting reality, tearing and destroying and remaking whatever it desires. You feel his weak soul put up a moderate defense, but it is nothing compared to the whispered words of your plant.

Where once he was petting his ‘python’ he now is stroking a viper. It lashes out, biting deep into his arm. He goes white as the venom starts coursing through his veins. You smell the sticky scent of grapefruits as his man tackle tears itself off, well I guess it is just a snake now innit? It continues biting into the man and you see his veins quickly fill with black venom as he falls over.
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The other two take steps back, your plant giving them a gentle smile full of love for all mankind. They turn to run but a pair of silvery arrows slam into their legs sending them to the ground. You see a strange symbol and as they scream no sound escapes.

Your plant grabs the two men and drags them over to the crying Zweity. She slams their heads into the dirt and points at the woman. “The fuck you want? Shit! We are sorry okay? We will never pull this sort of thing again!”

Were your plant able to talk she would probably say “I know.” He picks them both up by the hair and slams their heads into the rocky wall. Their eyes roll up and you only see white as your plant reaches inside their bodies and tears out their souls.

She pulls them out and tosses the bodies aside, then with a stomp of his feet he shatters their soul chain, and, throwing more silvery arrows at the damaged souls, tears it out of them. They start changing into hollows just as the one who was bitten by the snake soul starts to leave his body. You think you hear the beat of angel wings, but it vanishes as soon as your plant fires an arrow into the man’s soul. He freezes in place as his friends shift into monsters, goes wide eyed, then gets very, very dead.

The beasts charge the plant who pulls out both of her swords and cleaves them in two. She walks over to the crying zweity and pulls her swimsuit back into order. “I’m sorry! I won’t go with strange people anymore! Don’t be mad! I am sorry!” She cries.

“Th-that’s right! I was the one who listened to their advances! I thought perhaps they could please me but they were quite lacking in their equipment!” Whitey explains and Plantdoka gives them a smile which heavily implies forgiveness.
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