>>32492144
>Meet Dr. Cohen

>>32492144
>>Tour the Office

>>32492144
>>Meet Dr. Cohen

So I'm saying that the Training session should be for heavy armour

>>32492144
>Tour the office.

>>32492144
>Meet Dr. Cohen

>>32492249
No, it's joint training. It's to make sure we don't trip over each other in combat.

>>32492144
stop by faylinns room and have her dig around on the web. as unreliable as the internet may be there is a chance she might find something. besides is she doing anything else?

HOUSING BLOCK: A section dedicated solely as living quarters for onsite staff. Currently consists of 12 units with options for expansion.

it currently houses 12, with staff.

Also with Rin now staying here, that makes 8, who are the other four staff members you think live here, because I can't remember

>>32492371
Staff does not live in the office.

Rolled 78

>>32492144
>Meet Dr. Cohen

I think that our default position would be a 3-3-2 with Rin, Rochelle and Julie as one group, Niko, Cole and another combat idol as another group and leaving two combat idols as floaters to either reinforce existing groups, assist zenith with the killer hunt or as emergency response for any trouble.

>>32492403
We can get more idols then?

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>>32492144
"Jenner, when did you say Cohen was supposed to be arriving?" You ask.

"Very soon. He'll be arriving on the landing pad in a few minutes." Jenner says, looking at her phone.

"Wait... we have a landing pad now?!"

"Yes..." Jenner shakes her head.

After a quick elevator ride (holy shit you have an elevator now!), you and Jenner arrive on the roof of your new building. Sure enough, there's a flat landing pad on the top, and you see large security doors which you assume leads to some sort of secure hangar below. No expense was spared here, you see.

A scant few minutes later, you see a trio of Neucom VTOLs appear in the distance. One of them lands on the pad, while the other two hover above in a protective holding pattern. Your eyes manage to catch lots of weaponry packed on them.

"Producer!" Dr. Cohen leaps out of the VTOL, carrying a secure case. "It's very good to see you again!"

"Same here." You nod as you shake his hand. "So what's this new product you've been talking about?"

"We should go inside for this." Dr. Cohen says. You see two heavily armed Neucom guards walk up behind him.

"Okay, we can arrange that." You say, leading him to the elevator. You wonder whether you should bring Falynn along. She was pretty good with AI, so she could provide a second opinion on this.

>Call in Falynn.
>Proceed without her.
>Other

Rolled 9

>>32492730
>Call in Falynn.

>>32492730
>Call in Falynn.

>>32492730
>Call in Falynn.

>>32492730
>Call in Falynn.

Had the craziest and stupidest idea come to me the other night.

What if we had our idols in front of cereal boxes? Just imagine it:
>C-O-les comes with REAL BACON BITS!

>>32492730
>>Call in Falynn.

If we didn't trust her, we wouldn't have hired her in the first place.

>>32492730
>Call in Falynn
"May I introduce Falynn, our lead engineer. Child prodigy, robotics enthusiast."

>>32492730
>>Call in Falynn.

>>32492790
Rochelle's cereal:
>"It's a Tactical Insertion of deliciousness in every box!"

>>32492730
>proceed without her
but record down everything that he does or says. trust but verify

>>32492894
Sounds like old military rations to me.

Morgan is just venison and bear

>>32492790
It is also the saltiest cereal one can find on the market.

>>32492986
"Cover Entertainment meals, totally not repackaged MREs."

>>32493003
Who the hell would drink salty milk?

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Gentlemen, dreadful news.

It appears the Producer has begun to consider ways that his idols can... "sell out," as the youth say.

It all starts with a cereal endorsement, but then it balloons into action figures, light novel biographies, manga based on said biographies, anime based on said manga and light novels, and then... the movie trilogy adaption which is basically just a remake of the first six and last six episodes and then an original movie which doesn't REALLY fit in with the series and just leaves the audience hungry for a second season that will never be produce.

The result: worldwide chaos.

We must address this situation as rationally as we can... but our time to do so is limited...

>>32492790
Speaking of dumb ideas, I realized that now is the perfect time to covertly knock off some of DeRossa's girls, since it would be assumed that it is the killer.

But even if we didn't do that, other producers can realize this an kill other idols under the radar.

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>>32492730
"You don't mind if I bring my own technical expert, do you? Just to make sure nothing is wrong."

"Oh, not at all." Dr. Cohen nods. "In fact, I welcome some independent critique! My lab assistants are usually too scared to point out any flaws in my work it it's incredibly frustrating!"

"Hey, Falynn." You key your comm. "Mind meeting us in the workshop? We got new toys for you to play with."

"Sure thing, boss!" Falynn says happily.

Finally, the elevator (god, you still can't get over the fact you have a goddamn elevator!) reaches the lowest level of the building and opens. Falynn is already there, fiddling with some random gadgets on her work table.

"She's just a child." Dr. Cohen blinks.

"Oh believe me, she's brilliant at what so does." You assure him. "Falynn! This is Dr. Cohen from Neucom."

"Hi there!" She says with a gleam in her eyes. "The Producer told me you were working on some kind of experimental AI! Is that true?!"

"indeed we are." Dr. Cohen chuckles at Falynn's enthusiasm and opens the case he's carrying. "May I present to you, the Next generation Electronic Machine Operator, or NEMO, as we like to call it."

You look and it's that same data disk that you had recovered from those mercs some time ago. Honestly, you don't see what's so special about it, but you see Falynn's eyes literally light up and sparkle.

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT." Falynn squeals, leaning in for a closer look. "Is this an honest to god quantum processor?!"

"Indeed it is!" Cohen smiles proudly.

"But... but... how did you miniaturize it? The smallest quantum computers are currently the size of a car!"

"Well, it's actually quite simple really..."

Uh oh, you can feel technobabble incoming.

>Cut straight to the point. You're on a schedule here.
>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.
>Other

>>32493251
>>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.

Looks like they both found someone who speaks "English".

>>32493251
>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.

She can translate it for us afterwards.

>>32493251
>>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.
And deny any offers for Falynn, you saw her first!

>>32493251
>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.

Do ask for the translation of the talk though.

>>32493251
>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.
This is a good thing. If they can build a relationship, then Dr. Cohen will trust us with more secrets.

When will we get to level up our idols again?

>>32493251
> Cut straight to the point. You're on a schedule here.

>>32493251
>>Let them talk. Falynn and Dr. Cohen seem to be enjoying it.

>>32493251
>Cut straight to the point. You're on a schedule here.

Sorry to have to stop you guys, but I'm very busy today. Can I get the simple stuff fist then you guys can continue.

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>>32493251
You decide to let Falynn and Dr. Cohen keep talking. Honestly, every time you even try to HEAR what they're saying, you get dizzy. This is why you never liked hanging out with eggheads too often. However, they both seemed to be enjoying themselves, and at least it would mean forging a more positive connecting with Neucom's head of R&D.

At that moment, Stig walks in, looks at Dr. Cohen and Falynn, and then looks at you.

"Hey Stig." You say. "What's going on?"

Stig points to Dr. Cohen and Falynn, as if wondering what the hell was going on.

"Ah, they're talking about some kind of new driving AI or something."

Stig then crosses his arms in a huff. He obviously doesn't seem happy.

>You'll just have to get used to to working with it.
>Don't worry. We can always have it drive another vehicle.
>Other

>>32493477
>Don't worry. We can always have it drive another vehicle.

>>32493477
> Give it a try. They'll want to get good feedback, and if it can't keep up with you then they can improve it.

>>32493477
>Don't worry. We can always have it drive another vehicle.

What if we had an automated motorcycle for a stealthy and quick getaway of VIPs while Stig comes in and picks up the combat idols under fire.

>>32493503
This.

>>32493477
>Other
"Give it a try. They'll want to get good feedback, and if it can't keep up with you then they can improve it."

>>32493477
>>You'll just have to get used to to working with it.

"Come on stig, it's not like it'll be replacing you. And if things go to shit, you can always count on more vehicular backup."

>>32493477
>>Don't worry. We can always have it drive another vehicle.

We should buy one of those expensive combat VTOLs and stick it in that.

>>32493477
>>32493503
This

>>32493503
>>32493524
To add to these:

"Send back feedback, keep the sponsors happy, get more money, and hopefully someday we can get a VTOL to have fun with."

>>32493477
"Oh come on, at least give it try before you start getting all pouty." You laugh. "Besides, they'll want to get good feedback on the thing, and who better than the best goddamn driver I know?"

That little bit ego stroking seems to do the trick, and Stig's posture loosens up in acceptance.

"All right, we are ready to plug this bad boy in!" Falynn says, clasping the small quantum processor tightly in her grip. "Which vehicle are we gonna test it on?"

>The van
>The SUV
>Jenner's car
>Other

>>32493477
Also merc, is there a chance we can get a second hand VTOL from our sponsors?

>>32493777
>>The SUV

>>32493777
>The SUV

Isn't this the one with built in mount point already?

>>32493777
We can take it out and put it in something else later, right?

>The SUV

>>32493777
>The SUV
Do we still have that turret?

>>32493777
> The SUV
It's one of our best vehicles AND it was already modded for use with the AI>

>>32493777
>The SUV
It's what has the slot specifically designed for it.

>>32493777
"Well, the SUV, of course." You say.

"Okay, just making sure." Falynn pops the hood open and carefully inserts the processor. The SUV is silent for several brief seconds before the engine suddenly roars to life, causing Falynn to yelp in fright and literally leap into Stig's arms. Heh. That was actually kinda funny.

On the roof of the SUV, you see a small camera on a swivel mount, usually used to check the vehicle's blind spots, focus and look around.

"NEMO v1.0 ACTIVATED." Your SUV rumbles. "REQUESTING INSTRUCTIONS."

"Ewww, that voice sounds a bit too harsh. Not user friendly at all." Falynn frowns. "Maybe I can adjust it to sound more erm, friendly? Maybe a bit more feminine..."

>Sure, go ahead.
>Just keep it the way it is.
>Other

>>32494056
>Sure, go ahead.

>>32494056
Leave the call to Stig, I mean he's the one that's going to be stuck driving it 99.9% of the time.

>>32494056
>>Sure, go ahead.

>other
To Dr Cohen: "Can the module be swapped between other vehicles from Neucom? Plug and Play?"

>>32494056
>>Sure, go ahead.

>>32494056
>>Sure, go ahead.
Whatever floats your boat.

Now I'm just waiting for a holographic avatar.

>>32494056
> Turn to Stig. "It's your car. Your choice."

>>32494056
>>Sure, go ahead.
Its either a hot sexy female voice or Pierce Brosnan

>>32494082
Actually, can we request a secondhand or discount VTOL? For testing and general usage purposes.

>>32494056
>Other
"Don't change it too much; Neucomm still wants data and it might not be good if NEMO get's changed too much."

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>>32494089
>holographic avatar

>>32494056
>Other
Ask Stig

it's his new waifu

>>32494079
You know, it would be funny if NEMO became the Stig's robot waifu like Joker and Eva in ME3

>>32494155
Seconded.

>>32494056
>"Maybe I can adjust it to sound more erm, friendly? Maybe a bit more feminine..."

Camilla? I am totally down with that.

>>32494056
This is Stig's decision.

>>32494373

This will be stig's waifu

>>32494056
>>Sure, go ahead.

>>32494056
"Stig, what do you think?" You say, turning to your driver.

Stig just shrugs. You guess that answer is just as good as any.

"Alright, go for it, Falynn." You say. "It's not going to damage anything, is it?"

"Oh, of course not! They designed this thing to be completely customizable!" Falynn says.

"It's true." Dr. Cohen nods. "We found that operators were more willing to work with AIs they were able to personally tune to their tastes."

Huh, so you guess that was a thing.

"All right, there we go!" Falynn shuts the hood again. "Nemo. Audio test."

"Testing vocal ranges. AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAAAaaaa." NEMO hums. She definitely sounded MUCH better than before, that was for sure. "No issues detected."

"All right, so we can start test driving this thing!" Falynn says, looking at Stig and then at you. "Wanna join in?"

>Sure why not.
>Actually I got more things to take care of.
>Other

>>32494531
>>Actually I got more things to take care of.

We have a busy day

>>32494531
>>Actually I got more things to take care of.

>>32494531
>>Actually I got more things to take care of.

>>32494531
>Sure why not.

Might as well see if it's safe for our idols before entrusting their lives to it.

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>>32494531
>Sure why not.

>>32494531
>Actually I got more things to take care of.

Stig should keep us updated. Maybe.

>>32494531
>Actually I got more things to take of

Busy busy busy

Perhaps we can finally outfit our idols with carapace armour without weighing them down.

>>32494600
And, for some reason, I'm now thinking of Idol X-COM.

>>32494683
We've been basically playing that you know?

>>32494531
"Sorry, I'm just way too busy today." You sigh. "Stig, give it a test whirl and let us know what you think. Falynn, I guess show Dr. Cohen around?"

"Aye aye!" Falynn says cheerfully and salutes you.

Confident things here were well taken care of, you return to the elevator.

>Tour the office.
>Organize the joint training session.
>Investigate the idol killer.
>Other

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>>32494683

>chysallids pregging idols.

>>32494714
>>Organize the joint training session.
Get them ready to defend themselves.

>>32494714
>>Tour the office.

Call Jenner along

>>32494714
>Organize the joint training session.

We tour the office as cooldown thing, I guess.

>>32494683
>Sectoid-hybrid Idols

Don't tell me that's what Carol is in this universe.

>>32494714
>Tour the office.

Wait until we have the basic layout memorized before we start drilling the idols.

>>32494714
> Tour the office.

>>32494714
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32494714
>Tour the office.

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>>32494156
Try again.

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>>32494813
>you will never hack Shodan's system

>>32494714
"Jenner, I think we should tour the office. Get a handle on all the new stuff."

"That's a good idea, sir." Jenner nods. "Where would you like to start?"

>Let's start with the existing facilities.
>Let's start with the new facilities.
>Other

Shouldn't we meet Rin's grandfather, he's moving in with us today?

>>32494960
>Let's start with the new facilities.

>>32494960
>>Let's start with the new facilities.

>>32494960
>>Let's start with the existing facilities.
Start on the stuff we know then work on the stuff we don't

>>32494960
>>Let's start with the existing facilities.

>>32494960
>Let's start with the new facilities.

>>32494960
>Let's start with the existing facilities.

>>32494960
>>Let's start with the existing facilities.

I want to see what our current staff have to say about their upgrades.

>>32495221
The same thing you'd say if you moved from a roach motel to a decent room at a Hilton.

Merc is kill?

>>32495374
It's been 30 minutes since his last post, take it easy bruh.

In the meantime, how do we feel about SHODAN as the house AI?

All in favor say aye.

>>32494960
"Let's check out our existing facilities." You say.

"All right." Jenner nods.

You've already seen the workshop and its expanded capacity. You could fit more vehicles, and you saw space that could be used to add more specialized equipment to the workshop, like repair facilities or even full on fabrication machines. There was even a hangar added for flying vehicles.

Next up was the infirmary, or more like a full on clinic. Not all the space was taken up, but you knew there were places you could set up top of the line medial equipment... if you could afford it.

Similarly, the data center also seemed to have room for expansion. Mostly to add more powerful computer equipment.

However, it didn't really seem like your other facilities such as the performance rooms, counseling hall, and accounting really needed that much more work. At least in you opinion.

>You have unlocked FACILITY UPGRADES. In the future, the shoplist will now stock items that can be used to upgrade certain facilities. While these will boost their capabilities, this will result in an increase in upkeep.

"Everything feels...smaller. Or a lot more empty." You frown.

"It's just all the extra space messing with your perceptions." Jenner shrugs. "What next?"

>Tour the new facilities.
>Organize the joint training session.
>Investigate the idol killer.
>Other

>>32495563
>Tour the new facilities.

>>32495563
>Tour the new facilities.

Might as well.

>>32495563
>>Tour the new facilities.

>>32495563
>Tour the new facilities.

>>32495563
>>Tour the new facilities.

>>32495563
>>Investigate the idol killer.
Save the girl who is being killed at this moment!!

>>32495563
>>Tour the new facilities.
>Also Meet Rin's grandfather

>>32495563
>Tour the new facilities.

>>32495563
>Organize the joint training session.
>Investigate the idol killer.

One of these. Please let's get something done.

>>32495643
Homework before play, Anon.

Been thinking on how we take revenge on DeRosa, and here's what I've come up with.

We announce to them that we know they did it, but instead of taking vengeance, we say that we'll plan for something spectacular.

A few things could happen:
1. They don't buy the bluff and up security. If that happens, we simply wait for an ungodly amount of time until they become sloppy.
2. They become paranoid. The fun happens when we screw with their minds and deprive them of a good night's sleep.

>>32495674
How old are you? Like, 8?

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>>32495674
That is a stupid idea.

And no that doesn't mean we should it. It's fucking stupid.

>>32495674

Right now hes busy trying to figure out if we know or not. Why clear that up for him? He'll be indecisive right now.

>>32495674
If you actually want to tangibly and materially strike back, we need Hims to break in and get us scheduling info.

Once we know we're they'll be and what they're doing we can plan how to kill DeRosa and/or his idols.

>>32495674
>>32495716
I'll echo this Anon sentiment.

>>32495674
oh wow, summer is officially here now.

>>32495674
Dude, we have a plan, if we do another thing in their district but beef up security, if they try something, we take em out/capture their idols

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>>32495826

>>32495563
>>32495637
Oh, I just remembered this. We should also send our NEET hacker-ette over to meet Mr. Cohen, between Falynn and her, they would have a blast with our new A.I. friend.

>>32495879
God you really are a special kind of moron.

You can't be a NEET if you have a job, show up to work, and draw a salary. Oh my Christ.

>>32495563
"How about the newer facilities?" You ask.

"Ah, I was wondering when you'd ask." Jenner says. "Here, I'll show you."

Jenner then leads you back down to the elevator, which takes you down to the lowest level. There, you find a darkened basement level that contains rows and rows of very secure looking cages.

"A prison?" You blink.

"I prefer the term 'holding facility.'" Jenner says. "I thought it would be a prudent addition after what happened with Horizon."

"Makes sense."

"And it would also be a nice way to discipline any of the girls if they get too naughty." Jenner cracks a smile.

"No Jenner. Stop." You grin and shake your head.

"Just putting the idea forward." Jenner nods. "There's one last thing you should see."

You are then brought to a blank white room. Completely empty and featureless.

"What am I looking at here?" You blink, confused.

"This, is the latest in combat simulation technology." Jenner says, hitting a switch. "Dr. Cohen calls it a Danger Room."

Suddenly, a tank materializes in the center of the room and fires a shell over your head. In your mind, you know that it's just a construct, but you still instinctively duck.

"What the hell!?"

"The latest in VR training technology." Jenner continues. "It uses hard light to generate physical, holographic constructs that can be used for training purposes. They can't hurt anything, of course."

"Interesting..." You nod. This would be a very useful asset.

"Anyways, that's all for now, unless we embark on any further construction projects." Jenner says.

>Meet Rin's grandfather.
>Organize the joint training session.
>Investigate the idol killer.
>Other

>>32495921
Don't bother anon, the retard is like 3 years old.

>>32495674
>all this edgy
>>>/out/

>>32495940
>>Organize the joint training session.

>>32495940
>Meet Rin's grandfather.

>>32495940
>hard light

Noice.

>Meet Rin's grandfather.
Then
>Investigate the idol killer.

>>32495940
>>Meet Rin's grandfather.

>>32495940
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32495921
Would you prefer calling her a shut in then? I was describing her personality type than actually status.

>>32495940
>>Meet Rin's grandfather.

>>32495940
>>Meet Rin's grandfather.

Inb4 he tries to set us up with her

I hope the Danger Room only simulates combat scenarios, otherwise Producer may be spending a lot of time here...

>>32495987
Helloooooo ladies. P-san is single and ready to mingle with all the virtual honeys.

>>32495972
but her personality type isn't NEET either. gooby pls.

>>32495972
NEET is not a personality type...

fuck me your stupid

>>32495921
She's a hikki, not a NEET. She was, however, a NEET in the anime Merc pulled her from. No need to get so worked up.

>>32495940
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32495987
I would think Melissa would spend a lot of time here just to train against that Merc. Maybe to the point of obsession.

>>32496021
I'm not so numb to the world, Anon. There's no heroin to dull my pain or darken my vision.

>>32495940
>>Meet Rin's grandfather.
This is actually the first time we're meeting a parent of the idol.

P-san considers himself to be a psuedo-father of sorts to the girls but we never meet the real thing until now

>>32496039
Sounds like a good use of her time.

We could use a combat crew that gets shit done.

>>32495940
>Meet Rin's grandfather.

>"And it would also be a nice way to discipline any of the girls if they get too naughty." Jenner cracks a smile.
Oh ho? I say Jenner might be into that kink herself.

>>32495987
Oh my.

>>32495940
> Meet Rin's grandfather.

> "And it would also be a nice way to discipline any of the girls if they get too naughty." Jenner cracks a smile.

And now the fapfiction is being written...

>>32495940
>Meet Rin's grandfather.

>>32496063
Mostly because P-san only preys on orphans, as they're harder to trace within the system.

>>32496064
Not really, she needs a hobby. I'm all for her being a well trained battle idol but she needs something a bit beyond it.

What if we put Jenner in a cell

>>32496003
>>32496079

Jenner walks in on P-san surrounded by Jenner clones in various attire ranging from Playboy Bunny, Meido, and everything he can imagine.

>>32496087
Hey, only like 37.5% of our idols are orphans.

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>>32496107
Do it P-san! You know you want to!

>>32496107
And they're all rubbing his feet, serving him coffee, giving him a shoulder massage, playing a game of chess with him, and reading him the latest news.

>>32496107
God help him if she discovers that he programmed different clones with different personalities...

>>32496107
As I imagine this, I see Virtual Lilith in a very small corner in a cardboard box with drooping dog ears

>Meet Rin's grandfather.

I'm kinda expecting him to be an Iraq vet or a former singer or the actual Im@s producer who married [insert idol waifu here] and had kids.

Of course, that's based completely on narrative logic so I'm not holding my breath.

Good lord, how many times are you going to delete and redo your post.

>>32496172
third time's the charm

>>32496182
That's what I was wondering.

I mean really spoilers aren't that hard.

>>32496039
We ain't got any combat data for him AFAIK, anon.

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>>32496127
Now we should get Jenner and Lilith in maid outfits one day for reasons.

>>32496222
True, but I guess Melissa may kind of know what he's like personality-wise since he most likely wasn't even serious when he beat the crap out of her.

>>32496200
It's the first time I've posted on /tg/ in ages, sorry. Been lurking for forever.

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>>32496247
Or a Bunny outfit for Lilith.

>>32496247
It's for "research."

>>32495940
Hey, we can finally make Puchis of our Idols and crew here in the VR room! Score!

>>32496325
God please don't say that word. You're going to cause fluff to go full PTSD regressive flashback and it'll never stop.

>>32496344

Kaka

>>32495940
"Hey, what about Rin's grandfather?" You ask.

"Oh, him? Mr. Shibuya is already in his room." Jenner says. "I can show you."

Again, Jenner leads you to the housing block. Unlike the previous office dorms, the housing block was completely modular, so it would be easy to add on additional habitation blocks if needed. However, Jenner had told you that 8 idols was a healthy number, so you'll keep it that way for the foreseeable future.

"Here it is." Jenner says, showing you the door. "Though I have to warn you, even though his health isn't too good, he's far more athletic than he seems and he can be a bit... eccentric."

"How eccentric are we talking about?" Your raise an eyebrow.

"You should see for yourself." Jenner coughs.

You note that she doesn't enter the room when you do.

"Hm? Another visitor?" You see a wizened old man roll forward on a wheelchair. "Ah, you must be the Producer Rin talks about so much!"

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mr. Shibuya." You nod respectfully. "Rin speaks highly of you."

"Ah, she does, does she?" Mr. Shibuya chortles and then coughs. "It's an interesting setup you've got here."

"Well, yes." You nod. "Actually, Rin never actually said what you do..."

"Oh, there will be plenty of time for that later." Mr. Shibuya nods and cranes his head. "Is that Miss Jenner? Ah, she won't come in?"

"Is there a reason for that?" You narrow your eyes.

"I... might have acquired her bra." He chuckles.

"What." You blink.

"I've had a colorful past, Producer. Being able to steal a woman's undergarments is a special skill I'm particularly proud of!"

You can feel Jenner's glare boring a hole in Mr. Shibuya's forehead.

>Who the hell are you?
>Please give them back.
>...can you teach me?
>Other

>>32496384

>>...can you teach me?

I mean >>Please give them back.

>>32496384
> Please give them back.

Should we, uh, ask the girls if their unmentionables have gone missing? Rin might have picked up a few tricks from her old man...

>>32496384
>>Please give them back.
>>...can you teach me?
>>Do it again and you lose the hand

>>32496384
>>Please give them back.
>>...can you teach me?

>>32496384
Professionally say:
>>Please give them back.
Then whisper:
>>...can you teach me?

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>>32496384
>Please give them back.

>>32496384
So...he's master roshi?

4chan's font renders capital-I (and in general) sans serif so it loses some punch. Just imagine my ":I" is with an I with sarifs.

>Please give it back
>but whisper please teach me there's this frosty babe in the psych ward who I need to thaw...

>>32496384

>>...can you teach me?
>>Please give them back.

In this order. Once we notice what we say and Jenner's glare starts boring into our back.

>>32496384
jenner is no push over >who the hell are you

>>32496384
>Please give them back.

Oh god dammit.

>>32496384
>>Please give them to m- I MEAN GIVE THEM BACK

>>32496384
>>Who the hell are you?
>>Please give them back.
>>...can you teach me?
in that order

>>32496384
>>Please give them back.
>>...can you teach me?

>Other

"Please refrain from doing this to our idols."

Give him a calm smile, the smile that all fathers give when you know to not fuck with their daughters

>>32496384
>Who the hell are you?

>>32496384
>>...can you teach me?
>>Please give them back.

Yes, tease Jenner.

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>>32496384
OH SHIT THIS WAS A GREAT FUCKING DECISION

>Who the hell are you?

Don't ask for them back. Jenner will catch you with them.
Rin's grandfather had to be a harem protagonist or something. His ability to create awkward situations might rub off onto us.

>>32496384
>Please give them back.
>And please reframe from doing such things to my idols or staff members.

>>32496384
>>Other
"...Wait you stole them OFF Jenner?"

Turn around.

>>32496384
>Please give them back.
then
Whisper to him to teach him that skill later
>>32496344
It's alright anon. I know that Puchis will show up sooner or later. All we have to do is wait.

>>32496471
>refrain

Good lord.

Should we warn him about what could happen if he does something like that to the girls (especially Julie, and Cole), or should we watch it unfold?

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>>32496264
Possible, but unlikely and situationally useful at best. Good thinking, however.

>>32496344
Puchis are mandatory, anon.

>>32496384
>>32496477
Oh wait, she's not wearing her bra?

>>32496477

...YES. CHECK THE THEFT.

>>32496477
WHO IS THIS MAN?

>>32496384
>>32496477
>>32496496
Merc this needs to be fitted in somehow.

>>32496495
Holy shit I can actually read the hiragana.

I have no idea what it means, but I can make the sounds.

>>32496384
>>Please give them back.
Whisper
>>...can you teach me?

>>32496477
Oh snap! please add this in Merc!

>>32496477
Holy crap, can we deploy this man against the DeRosa idols? Wardrobe malfunctions here we come.

>>32496496
"I see London I see France I see Jenner's titties and nips because it's a frosty 68 degrees in the office"

>>32496384
oh god.
>shoot him, blame it on enemy idols

>Please give them back.
>grudgingly learn pickpocketing from him. With normal practice.

... Yeah. Stay classy guys. Stay... classy.

>>32496608
You're on 4chan, bro. If you want to be the Supreme Gentleman head over to Space battles or whatever.

I dunno, point is you're on 4chan during the summer. Embrace the child.

>>32496608

Flustered jenner is the cutest

>>32496608
>/tg/
>class
>tact

>>32496608
This is /tg/ anon. This is a tame response really.

>>32496384
"Wait, do you mean you stole them OFF Jenner?" You blink.

Mr. Shibuya just shrugs and you turn to face Jenner, who is still glaring daggers at him. You take a quick glance at her chest and notice that they are indeed a little "looser". Was she going around unsupported this whole time...?

NO. FOCUS, PRODUCER.

"I'm just a man good at acquiring items." Mr. Shibuya chuckles, snapping you back to reality.

"Please give them back, Mr. Shibuya." You sigh. "And I recommend you don't pull anything like this on the girls or our staff."

"Oh dear, I'll keep that in mind." Mr. Shibuya nods. "I don't want my sweet Rin thinking less of me!"

"Just so we understand." You nod. "Now please return it."

"As you wish. It's a really nice one, too." Mr. Shibuya sighs and holds out a bra, black and lacy.

In a flash, Jenner is in the room and snatches it back, her face now beet red. You think it's better to just keep quite as she stomps out. Once you're sure she's out of range, you lean in and whisper.

"...can you teach me how to do that?"

"Ah, I've been looking for a disciple!" Mr. Shibuya chuckles. "Meet me later tonight. My bones feel a little less stiff when the sun goes down."

"I'll keep that in mind." You nod as you exit the room.

"Well, you were right. He was interesting." You say to Jenner.

"Right. Let's go." She says, still flustered.

>Tease Jenner
>Organize the joint training session.
>Investigate the idol killer.
>Other

>>32496288
Yes, let's try our hardest to re-awaken any costume related trauma she may or may not have from her days as an idol.

For our own personal gratification.

I'm up for this.

>>32496659
>Tease Jenner
>Organize the joint training session.

we can do both

>>32496659
A flustered Jenner is probably a murderous one. Kind of like what happens when you've got Charlie in the trees and you've had nothing to eat for three days except go-pills and a tab of acid you kept in your helmet that you sweated through in the Vietnamese heat.

>Organize the training session

>>32496659
>Tease Jenner
>Organize the joint training session.

As if the tease isn't going to be picked. Might as well hold the second vote now.

>>32496659
>Organize the joint training session

>>32496659
>Other
I wonder if he could teach our idols to pickpocket. That'd be a useful skill.

>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>>Organize the joint training session.

Cutest

>>32496659
>>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496659
>Organize the joint training session

Get our gals ready for the hunt.

>>32496659
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496659
> Organize the joint training session.
Guys. Jenner has a gun.

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>>Then ask her on a date

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>>Organize the joint training session.

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>all this button pushing

Well, now all I can do is pray, I guess. You guys sure do like living dangerously.

>>32496659
>Tease Jenner
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496742

You know she sorta likes the attention

>>32496659
>Tease

"Did we accidentally recruit a covert ops trainer?"

>>32496659
>>Tease Jenner
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496742
Totally worth it.

>>32496659
>Organize the joint training session.

>>32496742
We know she was military, and competent. If Rin's grandfather was able to pull a fast one on her, that's worrisome.

We've got to know what exactly we just invited into our base.

>>32495940
>>Meet Rin's grandfather.

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>>32496659
"You know, I didn't think an old guy would get the drop on you like that." You say with a grin.

"He caught me off guard, that's all." Jenner grumbles. "And what was I supposed to do? Beat up an old man?"

"You know, it's not really helping that dangerous, mysterious aura you try to project."

"I DO NOT try to project a dangerous and mysterious aura." Jenner frowns. "Why do people always think that?"

Oh, poor Jenner.

"You know, I never did find out your size-"

"You realize I have a gun, right?"

"Okay, stopping now." You say quickly.

Well, you might as well try to organize that joint training session with Zenith. With the Danger Room, that would make things MUCH easier, but you have to figure out what to focus on...

>Firearms
>Close Combat
>Armor
>Hazard Course
>Other

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We have happosai in the house.

His assurances mean nothing. All our girls will be targetted.

>>32496827
>>Armor

For the heavy armour proficiency and carapace armour

>>32496827
>Firearms
>Hazard Course
Combine the two

>captcha: Reft ansfer
Right answer indeed.

>>32496827
>Hazard Course

>>32496827

What does "Hazard Course" level exactly, Merc?

>>32496827
>>Armor

>>32496827
> Awareness.
This guy is taking down combat idols without a scratch. Having them better prepared to sniff out ambushes is a priority.

>>32496827
>Armor
Hazard Course while wearing Armor

Gotta teach our girls the importance of using proper protection.

>>32496831
He targets our girls, we target him, just like any other punk.

...Oh, wait. He's Rin's grandfather. That could be a problem.

>>32496827
>>Armor

>>32496869
Imagine Mirror's Edge set in Fallujah circa 2005.

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>>32496827
>Firearms
>Hazard Course

Both at the same time. Emphasis on water.

>>32496827
>>Armor

>>32496827
>Close Combat
We seem to have more injuries during that, I think we should improve the general skill since we keep getting into that

>>32496827
>>Firearms
Dude Sparky doesn't know how to use a gun

>>32496896
You know, you could just make better choices instead of blaming circumstance or others.

>>32496827
>>Armor

Been eyeing the carapace for awhile now. For all our girls.

>>32496827
>Firearms
>Hazard Course

We do need to get Sparks firearm level up a bit.

>>32496913
It's really more just bad luck. Rochelle got hammered that one time because of a lot of 1s.

>>32496827
>>Close Combat

By the way, guys, I have the sinking suspicion that the serial killer might not be alone. That is, there's more than one serial killer. Anyone else get that vibe?

>>32496878
Accidents happen or in this case, he does something we tell on Rin.

>>32496955
I'm not making any pointless speculation until we've done some basic investigation.

>>32496975
But isn't the point of pointless speculation that you haven't done any investigating?

>>32496827
>Armor

>>32496997
Fair, but it's still worthless to do such things.

>>32497009
True. It doesn't stop many people though.

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>>32496827
You decide you'll be doing an armor training course today. After all, you're eventually going to have to teach your girls how to handle and move around in heavier armor. Simple tactical and ballistic vests could only go so far, after all.

The Zenith idols arrived as scheduled. Hillman sent over his three best idols, Kaleidoscope, Heartlancer, and Shadowblade. They arrive by car. As you've seen before, Kaleidoscope seems glum and shy as ever, while Heartlancer looks enthusiastic. The new idol, Shadowlancer, seems rather curious about the whole situation.

>Let the idols mingle for a bit.
>Cut straight to training.
>Other

>>32497043
>>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

Better to have them get a feel for each other

>>32497043
>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

>>32497043
> Let the idols mingle for a bit.
> Get to know the idols ourselves. Ask them what they specialize in, and if they enjoy their jobs as "magical girls".

>>32497043
>>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

>>32497043
>>Let the idols mingle for a bit.
>>Other
You join in too IF these newcomers have any questions about you or the training.

>>32497043
>Cut straight to training.

Normally I be up for it, but I say leave it for after they've gone through some of the training stuff.

>>32497043
>Let the idols mingle for a bit
Give them 30 mins to let us get used to the controls and for them to talk.

>>32497043
>>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

>>32497043
>>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

>>32497043
>Let the idols mingle for a bit.

>>32497157
is 4chan broken?

>>32497494

Apparently not.

>>32497502
just no posts i guess.

>>32497532

There's nothing to discuss, anon.

>>32497552
Monster Girl Idols. Go.

>>32497552
Yeah, not even a waifu war to be had.

In a quest thread.

Holy shit.

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I wonder if Cole could power a railgun.

>>32497579
Best Daughter War, then?.

>>32497603
They all are.

so did merc commander die or something?

>>32497579
Daughteru > Waifu

>>32497603
I'd say our first 3 combat idols: Rochelle, Julie, and Cole. They've been around the longest, and grown closest to us.

>>32497619
Long-ish post, delays, or other.

Take your pick.

>>32497603
We can legit adopt them all. No war, only mass adoptions.

>>32497603
That's pointless, since we don't have to choose.

Parental favoritism is a terrible thing, anyway.

>>32497603
Cole a best. Julie a shit.

>>32497603

They are all the best

But Cole is my favorite with Rochelle a close second

Remember when everyone thought that having Cole around was a bad idea?

>>32497702
yup i was thinking that a couple minutes ago

>>32497642

Adopt cole julie and melissa

>>32497702
Remember that time when Anonymous is a moron?

>>32497603
If I have to pick, I'd say that Cole has definitely been the most entertaining, and has inspired the most young men to drive motorcycles through doors while blaring Meatloaf.

And that's what's important in a woman.

>>32497761
not gonna lie if I had a teenage daughter and a suiter of hers did that I would give him the thumbs up

>>32497702
I admit, when I was reading the archives I was nervous about her, too. She's definitely been the highlight of the quest, though.

Honestly adopting her would be a fantastic thing to see.

>>32497803

Still the moment he makes cole cry the shotgun comes out.

>>32497818
I'd say all the girls would want a piece of him if he made Cole cry. She's like the little sister of the group.

>>32497818
Depends on why she's crying.

I've seen people cry about difficult homework, for crying out loud - and relationships are more difficult than homework.

I doubt Rin's granddad would go after any of the idols... at least ours anyways. They're Rin's friends.

But for the love of god, keep him away from Lilith.

>>32497892

...oh our poor nurse.

Shes going to get sekihara'd so bad.

>>32497857
Now that you think about it, we barely know any shit about the pasts of the Tombs girls aside from Melissa. If anything, Cole could actually seen the worst shit.

>>32497892
Agreed, we took him in to make him comfortable, not break his hands

>>32497880
If she's crying because of homework then the shotgun comes out until that little prick helps her study. We won't let a dumb brick date our idol daughter.

Sorry about the delay guys, I'm working the post right now!

>>32497911
>>32497917
That and some perverted guy may or may not trigger a fit of unstoppable rage. She is an ex-idol and from the sounds of things, PTSD isn't too unheard of from them.

>>32497880

Shes crying because he got her drenched.

If merc doesn't come back think he'll run Idol quest on sunday?

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>>32497892
Yeah, considering her past, that could get really bad very quickly.

In other news, we don't see enough of Lillith.

>>32497935
"Uuuuuhhh...context please?"
Shotgun still comes out.

>>32497954
He must have insisted on riding Splash Mountain.

Shotgun still comes out.

>>32497952
The twist is Lilith was actually a combat idol rather than a performance idol.

>>32497933
Yeah, well I think he understand do not touch the girls or the staff.

Part of me still kind of want him to do that to the latter just to see Lillith's reaction but it may not be worth it if she is still suffering for it.

She got enough of that during her idol career.

>>32497935
That would probably be less funny to me if the Lewinsky scandal hadn't been the reason for my being given 'the talk'.

I asked why people cared about the dress so much.

>>32497964
>>He must have insisted on riding Splash Mountain.

L-l-lewd...

>>32497981
Haaaaaaaaaaa. Cyberpunk Idols/Wetwork Idols crossover event! Starring Lilith!