>>32502148

There's...something's going to take this all away, you're sure of it. Everything's happy and cheerful and not exactly going to shit now, but somewhere, somehow, the universe is going to come around soon enough with the bill - and the amount on the bottom line is going to be more than you can afford.

A sigh leaves your lips, and it's here that you slowly pull yourself up to a sitting position - careful not to wake the disheveled girl on your bed that's as naked as you are. After some heart-pounding moments wherein she tried to pull you back in her grasp, you manage to squirm to the lip of the bed, your feet dangling over the edge and making contact with the carpeted floor. Where most of your Magical Girl costume lay, strewn all over in dejected piles.

Well. That's...huh.. That's certainly a sight you've never seen before. If you have, you don't remember.

You shake your head again, before reaching down to grab your panties. You've always been sloppy, yeah, but you're not going to stumble around the apartment naked. Even you have limits, after all.

The moment you do so, however, is the moment you see a small shadow - barely taller than a child - flit across the doorway of the master bedroom. The sound of childish giggling heralding its split-second appearance, so quick that it almost seems like it wasn't there in the first place.

...What? What the hell was that?

[]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.
[]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.
[]Leave it alone. You're probably just tired. You need a drink. Maybe two drinks.

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>>32502158
>[x]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.

>>32502158
[X]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.

>>32502158
>[X]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.

>>32502148
[]Leave it alone. You're probably just tired. You need a drink. Maybe two drinks.

HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

>>32502158
>[]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

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>>32502148
>She did the thing with her tongue

MIDORI CONFIRMED FOR BEST GIRL

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>>32502158

[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

Its time

Rolled 5

>>32502158
>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

>>32502158
[x]Wake Midori up, and tell her that your apartment has been compromised.
[x]Summon shield, let it dispense some object you can use to enforce some blunt trauma

Guns may be a bit overkill.

>>32502158
[x]Grab your desert eagle, investigate yourself.

>>32502158
[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

>>32502246
>Guns may be a bit overkill.
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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>>32502148
[spoiler"]God. I turned out to be such a damsel in distress."

Midori confirmed kill________except hardest difficulty ending

>>32502158
>[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

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...well, that's not ominous or anything.

Rolled 8

>>32502158
>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

Time for some, but not that much paranoia

>>32502158
>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

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it's over
we're done
the end is nigh

>>32502158
[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

CAUGHT UP! FINALLY!

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>>32502148
>She did the thing with her tongue. It's...you didn't even know it was possible. You thought it was something she only made up for the porn comic she keeps on drawing. The pain in your throat - overshadowing the slight ache in your limbs and certain other parts of your body - making it clear that you've screamed yourself hoarse a few times. Making you blush crimson at the thought of it, causing you to bury your face in your hands.

>>32502158
>[X]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

Shadowruns welcome.

>>32502276
Spoiler warning
http://youtu.be/m9wfNJG1b18

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>>32502158
Fatting period is over...FOREVER

>>32502276
>>32502296
>>32502314
We're gonna chew the deathflags, wash them down with a healthy gulp of paranoia and when fate comes to take away the little bit of happines we managed to carve, we're gonna shoot it in the kneecaps and make it our bitch.

I'm afraid as well, but let's not allow it to get better of us.

>>32502158
>[x]Grab your Desert Eagle and investigate it yourself. Something's not right here.

Great quest pic!

>I'm going out like I came in -- screaming and kicking.
>You can't whack Death on the head!
>If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!!!

>>32502337
Oh, you're leaving us? And never coming back?

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>>32502370
But then you would be happy, nya.

REMOVE GREEN

> The Fall of Chiaki Matsuda
> Creepy giggling
> HAPPENINGS

Well, this is off to an excellent start!

>>32502356
We can make it happen as long as we are willing to be Dead on Arrival.

Spoiler warning. Seriously.
http://youtu.be/hDhRQs05Yvo?t=3m44s

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>The moment you do so, however, is the moment you see a small shadow - barely taller than a child - flit across the doorway of the master bedroom. The sound of childish giggling heralding its split-second appearance

Clara-dolls?

AKUMA IS COMING! SQUAD BROKEN!

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>>32502445

That's my guess too, and it makes me giddy

>>32502158
>>32502445
>Chiaki finally scored
>It summoned Lucifer herself

Just our luck, huh.

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>>32502501
>>32502491
>>32502445

>>32502501
Worth it!

>>32502516
Bitch gonna get tomatoed.

>>32502491
>>32502491
>>32502501
I'd now be upset if this isn't the case.

>>32502535
This!

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>Creepy children
You're saying that like there was non-creepy kind.

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>>32502553

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>>32502587

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>>32502612

Manuke...

>>32502641
....sadness.

>>32502612
>Okubyou
Damn, son. That sounds hella OP.
Gotta try that sometime

>>32502553
>>32502587
>>32502612
This really drives home how much self-hatred Homura has, doesn't it?

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>>32502680

They're all supposedly as strong as magical girls, but Okubyou's on a whole other level.

Anyways, I finished the lineart for the commissar costume, finally!

>>32502491
This shouldn't feel as lewd as it does.

>>32502683
These are her familiars. She really, really hated herself.

>>32502711
Lovely.

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>>32502712

It's cute! It's meant to be cute! Why does everyone keep treating it lewdly??!

>>32502612
So what if love just showed up?

>>32502737
Again, HNNNNNNNNGG!!!

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>>32502683
Eh, if you read up upon the others Witches familiars you will notice that the familiars arent as much servants as tormentors of the witch in question.

A Witchs Barrier is literally their own personal hell.

>>32502737
It's cute too, don't worry.
Somehow most of your cute art feels lewd and the lewder arts feel cute.

>>32502740
The night would end.

>>32502711
>They're all supposedly as strong as magical girls, but Okubyou's on a whole other level.
I would assume she's too much of a coward to use it except in any situation in which she is directly threatened.

>>32502211 >>32502217 >>32502220 >>32502265

That's...no, you didn't dream that. You're probably sure that you didn't hallucinate that, either. Something's wrong here, and you're going to find out what before it gets anywhere near Midori. Before it gets anywhere near anyone and anything else you care about.

You snatch up your Golden Desert Eagle and Soul Gem in the same movement, your Magical Girl costume manifesting on top of your naked form with a flash of purple light the moment you get up on your feet. At this, Midori audibly stirs, but she only murmurs your name before rolling over to the other side, still clearly asleep. You breathe a sigh of relief here, before narrowing your eyes and stalking forward, your gun held in front of you. Ready to kill at a moment's notice.

Carefully checking your corners and finding nothing but dark, empty apartment - you step out of the master bedroom, the oversized handcannon in your hand glinting as the moonlight catches it. Something shifts past you in the corridor - and you whirl to address it, a curse leaving your lips in a hissed snarl.

"The good-for-nothing is looking for us," A voice between a child's shrill tones and a raven's screeching cackle reaches your ears, seemingly coming from all directions. "She's trying to find us." Another cackle, this time closer, close enough for you to taste the malice dripping from its words. "How silly. We've been trying to find her all this time."

"And now we have," Another voice, almost identical to the first except for its accent - a slightly lyrical, lilting one that sets your teeth at edge at how closely it resembles Mami's. "Our pitiful, good-for-nothing mistress will be proud, too, now that we've found herself."

[1/2]

>>32502762

"She reeks of lust and filth," Yet another voice giggles. "Our good-for-nothing mistress will not be pleased."

Jesus. What the fuck is this? Did Kyuubey give you a haunted apartment, just for kicks?

"Kihihi~ She's confused! She thinks this is the mutant cat's doing! Silly, stupid, pitiful good-for-nothing!"

What do you do?

[]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.
[]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
[]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.

>>32502762
>"Our pitiful, good-for-nothing mistress will be proud, too, now that we've found herself."
I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!

>>32502762
FUCK

>>32502737
Decu is lewd, Dan is lewd, NECO is slut... with company like that it's easy to forget that Hat is pure.

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>>32502748

How can anyplace be hell if it has Anthony?

>>32502783
>[]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.

>>32502783
>[x] Tell them to get out here so we can have a look at them.

>>32502783
>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502793
>onceyoupopthefundon'tstop.jpg

>>32502737
This one is proper cute at the very least!

>>32502783
>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
Do it quietly. No need to wake up Green just yet.

>>32502783
>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
[X]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.
As far as I'm concerned, Pinky is THE master of all the bullshit that was, is and probably will happen to you. It's best to ask her.

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>>32502762
>"And now we have,"

ITS HAPPENING!

>>32502783
>[]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
We know these things... somehow.

They are dangeous, but we can play them. And right now we need to make sure they don't tell their mistress anything. We're not ready to confront us.

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>>32502740
>>32502753

Love can't show up because the role has already been taken

>>32502783
>>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
[x]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.

>>32502783
[X]OTHER
Retreat. Wake up Midori. Extraction.

Any other option leaves Midori vulnerable - Pinky will eat her and kill us, the creatures are a distraction for whomever mistress is, and ignoring anything magical is STUPID.

>>32502831
I don't think calling Pinky after being laid by Midori is the best idea.

>>32502783
>[x]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.

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>>32502831
Put Pinky in a room with you stinking of sex.

>>32502783
[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
>[x]Ignore them. They're just background noise. If they were going to start some shit, they'd have done it already, instead of snickering around you.

>>32502831
>>32502855
>Suicide by Pinky is cool, it'll be great character development.

>>32502783
[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502783
[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
[x]They are trying to lure you out, stay near Midori.

ITS A TRAP!
>[]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright
Obvious bad idea is obvious.

>>32502843
I like how smug Reiketsu is.

>>32502783
>[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

>>32502849
>Any other option leaves Midori vulnerable - Pinky will eat her and kill us
I'm not so sure. I think Pinky -might- actually keep Midori safe for us, if only to spite HER.

Still, I'd not going to chance it unless there's literally no other option.

>>32502870
>Suicide
>implying this isn't pinky fucking with chiaki because we haven't visited her in a gorillion threads
Jesus Christ you dimwit catch a hint why won't you
Plus, Pinky has repeatedly stated that SHE will be the one to kill Chiaki, she doesn't share

>>32502783
[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.
[X]Lick Midori's soul gem, see how the chuckle fucks react.

>>32502783
>[x]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.


Pinky time.

>>32502783

[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

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>>32502740
Love is Homucifer.

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>>32502889

No, this clearly isn't Pinky. They were looking for their master's other self.

>>32502783
[x]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

Rolled 7

>>32502783
>[X]Stop time. Maybe you can see who these fuckers are when they're frozen in time stop. Pinky'll be there, but...she'll probably be alright.

ZA WARUDO

>>32502889
She's insane and jealous. Murderously jealous. As in eat glass and metal when pissed off by our insensitivity to her affections jealous.

I think she might just fucking lose her shit since we smell like Midori. And she might just eat Midori's face off because it she smells like us. It may as well be suicide.

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>>32502889
>implying this isn't pinky fucking with chiaki

Why would Pinky sent Homucifers familiars? She absolutely despises Homucifer, you are beyond fucking retarded.

>>32502893
I'm usually all for Pinky time, but doing so right now seems unsafe at best.

>>32502921
FACE/OFF YOU SAY?
What could go wrong!?

>>32502908
Then she can help out, can't she.

>>32502921
She is already okay with Midori though. They went madness-spelunking together, Siberia, remember?

>>32502783
>[X]Call out to whatever these are, ask them what the hell their game is.

Clearly the only good option now

>>32502931
That was more 'tentatively not murdering immediately', and it was with Midori not yet romantically involved with Chiaki.

>>32502783
Are we wearing the hat? Because if so...

"Oh come now...surely you don't wanna hurt me. At least, not before I get my hands on you...and in you. Besides, twins sound like a fun deal."

...deadpan voice makes that hilarious.

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>>32502957
>and it was with Midori not yet romantically involved with Chiaki.
>soul gem licking
Chiaki brought Midori to toe-curling orgasm at one of their first meetings and everything after that has just been deepening it. Pinky accepted Midori because she knows that no matter what happens Homura only went as fucking insane as she went for one person, for her, and nothing in the world can change this.

>>32502931
She's fine with Midori as subordinate / friend of her own love / hate interest. She's most probably not fine with her as someone who makes said love interest scream her throat sore by repeated application of tongue trick.

>>32502965
Hmmm, maybe we should invite Neco around. She might absorb some Clara abuse!

>>32502965
Very apt banner.

"Gott ist Tot!"

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Life has been really busy for me lately so I don't have that much art to show this week, and most of it is just quick sketches. Some of it was even posted already (that's always really flattering), but here's some other stuff that hasn't been uploaded yet.

I imagine that getting MMxMM published on time might be a rather daunting endeavor.

>>32502987
>NECO
>absorbig abuse
you're thinking Noriko

>>32502981
While Pinky knows a lot, is there any evidence she knows of the soul-gem licking? I can't remember. Certainly the silent room probably kept her from seeing it directly at least.

>>32502931
This idea only works if all Pinky can not smell anything other than the blood in her mouth.

Goddess won't help us if she hugs us, gets in our face, or kisses us.

>>32502994
Now draw in Chiaki sleeping next to her.

>>32503003
I'd be more worried abou what she knows about events of last couple hours.

>>32502999
>Implying we can't Ahego NECO

>>32503012
Or Wendy

>>32502999
I'm sure Neco could surpass Noriko if only she was made aware of her true calling.

Fuck, we might have missed the proper answer. We should wake up Three Stooges, they could know what's up and talking with them doesn't force us to move from Midori.

On the next vote, perhaps...

>>32503024
Acceptable, but Hat-chan probably wouldn't approve.

>>32503024
>>32503037
Hat has an OTP and will stick to that.

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>>32502994

Speaking of MMxMM, I've been making some progress on this too. I think it's turning out rather well!

>>32503024
And Wendy.
FIFY

>>32503046
Looking forward to it being finished!
Mayumi a sexy face, damn.

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>>32503046
>dat Mayumi face
>dat Midori face
Mumi approves

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>>32503024
>>32503037
>>32503044

Mm, no offense but while I like Wendy as a character, I don't really find her very interesting as a pairing, sadly.

I had this in the works, but I had to put it on the backburner before I could get more than a preliminary sketch done

Question for while we wait.

It's the middle of the night and you're just chilling and zoning out to /tg/, enjoying a Bicardi on the rocks when suddenly, *BLAM* Chiaki shoots your front door, the explosive force of which takes out a good portion of your house as well as half your family. Lightning suddenly lights the recently dark corners of your vision as she approaches you and you start to slowly lose your mind.

She points you you and says,

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>>32503044
Good thing we have Decu for this.

>>32503087
You're not living your life correctly.

>>32503087
I wouldn't hear it because I'm deaf.

>>32503087
I accidentally your house and family.

>>32503010
>implying that won't turn her on even more

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>>32503087

>>32503090
Based Decu.

>>32503087
I held hands with Midori and Wendy.

>>32503102
I thank her for reminder.
But, there ain't no rest for the wicked and money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed...

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>>32503087
"Next you're going to say 'Will you be my waifu'."

>>32503090
Love the fact that all of the Wendy art that Decu has done is lewd.

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>>32503151
Decu has his priorities straight.

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>>32503148

Hmm... maybe I should do more Jojo-MGNQs

>>32503121
Ah, I know where I made my mistake!

I forgot not many here know what it's like to deal with a jealous girl.

Atashi no baka.

>>32502931
>Then she can help out, can't she.
"helping out" in this instance probably involves levelling more of the city in pursuit of anthropersonication of homura's various, fears, insecurities and personality traits than I'm entirely comfortable with, especially considering you probably can't really kill them.

>>32503163
You can kill anything if you try hard enough, nya.

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>>32503162
>Atashi no baka.

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>>32503161

And this is the last new thing I have to show for this week.

>>32503151
Useless dog only good for her sex-appeal.

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>>32503161
Please do.

>>32503171
Then how comes you're still around?

>>32503151
He's done a bang up job of developing Wendy into someone we probably won't try and shoot immediately, even though it's clearly the only sane source of action.

>>32503182
Happy Chiaki makes me head hurt.

>>32503184
At least she isn't fat and useless.

>>32502994
Mangaka Midori spin off when?

>>32503171
Of course, but as long as Homu still exists, then a new Clara Doll will take it's place.

It's like trying to exterminate vermin. Gotta get them at the source.

>>32503182
Awwww, that's cute!

>>32503206
Wendy please.

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Let's not forget Dan Kim.

>>32503198
I'm an Incubator, nya.

>>32503206
Sorry I can't hear you over all the fights Wendy is losing

>>32503243
Oh, that's new.
Did he post new art on twitter?

>>32503250
It's for the greater good.

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>>32503243

>>32503247
You are the First, aren't you?

>>32503243
Dan pls.
Pls update

>>32503250
>not killing people
Hey, she's making progress!

>>32503151
The recap interviews had non-lewd Deculture Wendy. She was cute, too.

>>32503247
The one that went out of business?

>>32503279
Oh yeah.
Well fuck me with a gay raccoon, then.

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>>32503279
Recap Wendy was the cutest.

>>32503284
If I told you, it'd spoil it.

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Oh, forgot about this one. Think I posted this late last thread? Oh well, it's cute, whatever

>>32503279
Lewd Wendy is always cute, anon!

>>32503257
Yup, got that one from Twitter.

>>32503271
Dan is not here yet, we're gonna have to fire up the buttsignal and hope.

>>32503294
She really made me hnnnnngh.

>>32503297
Much like this comic!

>>32503296
I can make you moan it out instead~

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>>32503303

>>32503303
He's probably sleeping or something. Dan pls.

>>32503294
She even acted cute.

>>32502806 >>32502809 >>32502818 >>32502805

Alright, party's over, you growl into the dimly-lit darkness seemingly twitching and dancing all around you. You're not sure who the hell this mistress of theirs they're talking about, but if they don't come out and show themselves, then you'll be mailing their bodies to her in convenient little zip-up bags. You don't take very kindly to intruders in your own fucking apartment.

"Kihihi~ Stupid, useless, worthless good-for-nothing thinks she can hurt us with her shiny golden toy." Again that annoying, waspish cackle. Again you whirl around, Golden Desert Eagle held between outstretched hands, trying to level your aim at something that's either invisible or isn't even there in the first place. "It's almost unsporting if we take her to pieces now to deliver to our own good-for-nothing mistress, yes?"

"Unsporting, and boring." There's a venomous petulance to the other voice that makes you want to reach out and just strangle the throat of whoever uttered it, and you grit your teeth in frustration. "Buuut~ I think we should follow her for now, at least. She IS still our good-for-nothing, even if she smells like a whore." The voice giggles as it savors the ugly word, making a meal out of it.

There's a chitter of agreement, and all at once you find yourself surrounded by the shadows that you've been pursuing earlier. Small, barely reaching above your knee. Childlike.

You hear one of them clear a throat, and an overhead light switches on. Letting you see just what you've been chasing. What you've been growling at.

Dolls. Wide-eyed, balljointed dolls of pale white ceramic and black tailored cloth. The creepy ones with the glass eyes and wide cresent slits for mouths. The ones you've always seen in shops and wondered what kind of deluded freak would actually buy them.

[1/2]

>>32503340
Well yeah, she's a callidus.
Good at deceiving people.

Like a certain green haired fatty

>>32503352

"We are fifteen in number, but only fourteen are here." One of them, seemingly the leader with a black pin-staff in her hands and a blonde mop of hair crowning her ceramic scalp. It looks up at you with its almond-shaped eyes of cold, emotionless blue ice, the crimson slit of its smile widening. "And we have been looking for you, ugly, smelly, unreliable and worthless good-for-nothing." She curtseys, and the rest follows suit in perfect, practiced unison. "You are a hard good-for-nothing to find."

...Alright, you've been called worse before, but somehow the good-for-nothing is getting on your nerves. You frown down at them, the Golden Desert Eagle still in your grip - and you see some of the dolls turn and whisper at each other, pointing at your firearm.

"You haven't collected enough," One of them whines. "Only four in number? Are you THAT useless?"

"Stop fucking fat girls and get on with your quest to destroy everything," Another screeches.

Is this some kind of Callidus trick, or what? You've heard of a few of them controlling puppets and such, but these don't appear to BE puppets. They're...alive. Almost sentient.

And something tells you you should know all their names.

[]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.
[]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503352
Stop time, fire everything.

>>32503357
>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.

>>32503357
>[x] Ask them if they'll do your house-work for you.
Well?

>>32503357
[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

....if they're ours to use we could be in very, very big trouble.

>>32503357
Shoot the damn things!!

>>32503357
>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
>[x] Start shooting.

>>32503294
[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

They won't say, but I think we all know the answer.

>>32503357
>[x]Cap some impertinent bitches.

>>32503357
[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
I want it all!
Clara dolls a best. Just...hopefully they don't harass Midori.

>>32503357
>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>[X]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.

>>32503357
>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.

>>32503357
[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
>[x] Open fire

>>32503357
>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

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>>32503261

Phew, this took a while to find. LAst time I posted it, I was on my phone so I could only get a horribly compressed version. Here's one that looks much better!

>>32503357
[x]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.

>>32503352
>thinks she can hurt us with her shiny golden toy.
"Yeah, fuck you. I'm not drunk enough for this."

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>>32503410

Argh, I got the wrong one. Here's the right one!

>>32503352
Wonder why none of the three stooges have commented on the dolls? I mean the dolls are the servants of Homucifer and the three stooges claimed Homucifer is an enemy.

>>32503410
Midori so cute.

>>32503357
>"Stop fucking fat girls and get on with your quest to destroy everything," Another screeches.
Oh fuck that.
[x]Start shooting now.

>>32503357
"You woke me up after my first night with Midori. If you don't make me some pancakes as an apology, I will find your Mistress and feed her her own kneecaps. Capiche?"

>[]Only fourteen? What happened to the
>[]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.

>>32503357
[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[X ]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?
It had better not be going after Midori or Mami.
And the conference with the Stooges would take time.

>>32503357
>[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
>[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503424
We are surrounded by fears and insecurities.

[X] The way we usually deal with this is getting very very drunk.

Firing at them isn't going to solve anything.

>>32503357
[x] Throw a shoe or something at one of them to make sure they're real. Or poke one with the deagle or something.

>>32503357
[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[X]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503357
[x]Other
[x]Start shooting now.

Clearly we are dealing with some kind of a Magical Girl that controls dolls. Just shot.

>>32503451
Kong and painkillers are how we deal with things we can't shoot.

Let's try shooting first, and if that doesn't work, we'll drink and wait for the inevitable.

>>32503357
>[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.

>>32503357
[x]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.

Nobody calls waifu fat.

Even though it's true

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>>32503455

>>32503357
>fatties

Are we going to take that?

[x]Open fucking fire.

>>32503357
[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?.

>>32503357
[x]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.
[x]Only fourteen? What happened to the fifteenth one...?

>>32503468
Normally, I'd agree. But shooting up our apartment trying to kill our demons is the act of a crazy person.

What's Midori going to say when it wakes her up?

>>32503357
[x]Tell them to get out of your apartment before you start shooting.

>>32503495
Everyone and their dog has been calling Midori fat.

>>32503504
>implying we aren't already batshit crazy

We'll just say someone's trying to fuck with us. Again. Then we call QB and have him run a search on 15 dolls, see if it matches the MO of any known Callidi

>>32503513
It's because fat girl is best girl.

>>32503519
>>implying we aren't already batshit crazy
Of course we're crazy.

But the point is we're crazy like a fox.

>>32503504
"Thanks for defending our honor sempai!!!"

>>32503513
Not IC!

>finally watch the third movie
>next MGNQ thread, this happens

Oh god why

>>32503519
We could, I dunno, do that callidus detection trick that our Callidus Rank master taught us.

>>32503519
and they'll find nothing, and everyone will think "oh well, one step closer to a padded room."

>>32503524
....no? We're crazy like a gun-mongering crazy girl with a whiskey and opiate addiction.

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>>32503357
>[x] Start shooting

I don't have time for this shit

>>32503495
Oh, we're gonna shoot them their insolence, no doubt about it. Just not right now, we need to learn more about them and whoever sent them.

>>32503527
>Not IC!
>NECO
>at least three other meguca I can't remember the names of because these bitches are all interchangeable

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>>32503357

>[x]Start Shooting

>>32503536
Actually...that's not a bad idea.

>>32503357
[x]Start shooting

>>32503545
>I don't have time for this shit
We totally have the time right now.

Just not the patience.

>not realising the Clara Dolls only found Chiaki because they're reflecting her own fears and insecurities.

>>32503357
[X]Ask them who their mistress is, and why's she looking for you.

>>32503532
because being meguca fan is suffering

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THE HEALING NEVER ENDS

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>>32503578

yes

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>>32503357
This deagle is what could have been. We could have shot and shot and shot the hell out of them.

THEY CALLED US GOOD-FOR-NOTHING AND YOU JUST TOOK IT

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>>32503588
Yeah just shoot everything what could go wrong

>>32503588
>Splattered cat is what could have been. We could have shot and shot and shot the hell out of her.

SHE CALLED MIDORI OUR FAT SEXCRETARY AND YOU JUST TOOK IT

>>32503588
Clara dolls are the best, you shut your whore mouth!

>>32503586
dickbutt

dickbutt gtfo

>>32503588
They called Midori fat and we could have shot them for it, that's even worse.

>>32503597
Nothing bad was ever the result of shooting.

>>32503600
Hey, -I- was rooting for that. It would have been amazing.

Name fagging this one time, aside when I post shitty writeups.

I want to write the intimacy between Midori and Chiaki. Just so I can give them one more bit of happiness before shit hit.the fans.

Is that fine Deculture?

>>32503588
You should be grateful, cat. The only reason why you walked out of the interrogation room with both your kneecaps intact is because of our tenuous relationship with Sayaka.

>>32503619
proof positive that it would have been the wrong choice.

>Plot thickening.
>Shadowruns in tow.
>Abundant drawfaggotry.
>Waifu disputes.
>Trolls pushing dumb options.
Yeah, feels like home, I missed you, guys (and gals?).

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>>32503604

>>32503632
Might want to contact him directly, I don't even know if he reads the thread outside of vote tallies while running.

>>32503616
Anon, you forgot your brain in the sink this morning.

>>32503619
Yeaaahhh right, not like you wouldn't have jigged it for us to get hot lead poured down our throats later on out of vindictiveness.

>>32503637
I actually was talking about shooting as an experimental thing. See if they were corporeal.

It would have been followed up by drinking.

>>32503633
But anyan I thought we had a real relationship. Just me and you guys, yelling at each other about how your waifu a shit. 14/15 Clara dolls agree!

>>32503650
Actions have consequences! Those would also have been hilarious.

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The best time of day is here!

>>32503619
Do you sometimes take jobs as somebody's shoulder devil/angel?

>>32503650
>anon not being able to sarcasm

What else is new?

>>32503654
Hahahaha.

I just realised.

Last time we were inside Chiaki's head.
This time, what's inside her head has come to visit us.

>>32503665
THIS IS MAGICAL GIRLS
MAGICAL GIRLS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>32503632
I'd love to see that, but dunno if you'll get an answer here. Maybe after the session.

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>>32503664
Yes. Devil's nyadvocate is always fun.

>>32503632
Deculture's not gonna stop you from writing what you want. Do what your heart tells you, nya.

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>>32503664
>somebody's shoulder devil/angel?
>NECO
What could go wrong?

>>32503699
You generally have to wait until the end of the thread, though.

>>32503616
>Nothing bad was ever the result of shooting.
"Hi, I'm Gavrilo Princip and this is Jackass."

>>32503717
nobody has shoulders strong enough to support a NECO

>>32503732
>You generally have to wait until the end of the thread, though.
he doesn't mean he's gonna post it immediately, anon.

He's not even written it yet.

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>>32503744
Yeah she's way too fat.

She's even fatter than Midorin.

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>>32503744
Sick burn

>>32503759
>implying someone's fatter than Midorin
You take that back!

>>32503759

Midori's healthy, NECO's fat and gross

we've been over this

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>>32503744
>>32503759
Oh c'mon, I know just the guy!

>>32503780
Yes, this is established fact.

>>32503781
Atlas tried it once. He decided he'd rather hold up the entire earth instead "because it's not quite so heavy".

>>32503663
>But anyan I thought we had a real relationship. Just me and you guys, yelling at each other about how your waifu a shit. 14/15 Clara dolls agree!

If relationship you mean intense and mutual dislike for each other, then sure.

>>32503799
2 words.
Hate fuck

>>32503663
>Cheating on Malal
You're the worst

>>32503799
But I don't dislike you at all! A-actually, I...I...n-nyaaa...

>>32503816
No, that's Dildoes.

>>32503829
I'm not sure you can cheat on someone who's dead/a plant

>>32503836
Tsunyare.

I think I know why people are so against shooting things in this quest.

They don't have the proper music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>>32503853
More like nyandere.

>>32503878
is it 2004 again or what

>>32503879

Nyatorare

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>>32503902
Nyu rang?

>>32503878
I have zero problem with shooting things, if I think it'll have the desired result: i.e. a net reduction in the number of problems we have to worry about.

This does not seem like such a situation.

>>32503943
Eh, I just think it's better than throwing something. If we shoot it, either it explodes or it doesn't, and we can plan accordingly. With Kong and Advil being the plan for the latter.

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This was supposed to be a quick doodle, but it's taken much longer than I anticipated so I'll just go do stuff around the house and wrap it up some other time.

>>32503957
All dumb jokes aside, I pretty much agree with this anon here. We had nothing to lose shooting except for maybe waking Midori up and having to do some minor and not unexpected wall repair.

>>32503967
Ass needs to be rounder.

>>32503957
I'd rather not verify people's assumptions that we're completely mentally unstable until we have no other options.

Of course, if the little fucks start coming for us, that reduces our options in that reguard to zero.

>>32503924
"Good job Midori, now you keep her pinned while I fetch THAT!"

>>32503972
>having to do some minor
We're using the Golden Deagle. That's not minor wall repair, that's major structural damage.

>>32504008
spray bottle?

>>32504008
>THAT
Not the spray bottle!

>>32503993
Response to inquiries:

"We've all been granted a wish by a magical cat from space in exchange for selling our souls and childhood innocence in the name of staving off the heat death of the universe, wielding magical powers and battling witches, risking our lives for people who would fear us if they knew us. If you really think that's all the weirdness there is to the world, you're more fucked in the head than I'll ever be."

>>32503967
Oh yes. It needs...attention to detail. Lots of detail.

>>32504013
It's a deagle, not a howitzer. We've shot the thing indoors before. Midori remembers.

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>>32504013
It could have been worse.

>ntrmiss office
bad captcha!

>>32503974

Was focusing mostly on getting the hair, bust, and general figure right. I'll work on that when I next decide to spend some time on this.

Did nobody else notice these dolls know what we're thinking? We can't shoot them, we can't stop time, any second spent interacting with them is like juggling bombs and chainsaws on fire. There is only one way.

[X] put gun to own head; pull trigger

>>32503367 >>32503372

Alright, it's way too fucking early in the morning for this bullshit. You decide to get to the heart of the matter right away - that being, asking who the hell this 'mistress' that they keep giggling and screeching about. You growl the question out, at the same time swiveling the Desert Eagle and aiming it right between the sparkling eyes of the one with the hat-pin staff. The doll, whose name pops up in your mind as IBARI - only seems to smile wider at this, its tiny shoulders shaking as it giggles.

And you grit your teeth together harder as its fellow dolls join its screeching mirth.

"The good-for-nothing is asking about HERSELF! Kihihihi!"

"This is like, irony or something! Isn't it? ISN'T IT?!"

"That's our good-for-nothing mistress for you! Sharp as a sack of drowned mice and twice as disgusting! Kyahahaha!"

Jesus Christ, it's like being back at middle school.

You press the Desert Eagle a bit more firmly against the blonde-haired doll's ceramic face, and the giggling immediately stops.

"We serve the good-for-nothing mistress who tore down the equally-useless Goddess from her heaven," IBARI giggles, one balljointed hand reaching up to carefully and slowly push the barrel of your Desert Eagle away from her face. "We serve her head to toe - from the tip of the most useless strand of black hair on top of her useless head, from the tip of the most useless feather at the very tip of her useless wings - to the tip of her useless shoes, at the very tip of her useless legs." Her smile widens. "You know her name, don't you, good-for-nothing? And you know she's you."

You lower your gun. The Transcendent One, then.

IBARI giggles. "GOTT IST TOTT!" She screeches, and she reaches out to link hands with the dolls at either side of her, and those dolls do the same to the others beside them. You watch, bewildered and possibly a little freaked out, at the sight of fourteen dolls dancing in a ring around you, chanting the demise of a god.

[1/2]

>>32504028
>"We've all been granted a wish by a magical cat from space in exchange for selling our souls and childhood innocence* in the name of staving off the heat death of the universe,

* not like that, you pervs!

>>32504053

"GOTT IST TOTT! GOTT IST TOTT! GOTT IST TOTT--!!"

The display continues for a while before they finally stop, each doll shaking hands with the other and exchanging congratulations. "It's a shame we didn't bring tomatoes, otherwise it would've been a grand time," IBARI muses, stroking the bulbous tip of her hat-pin staff. "But yes, you catch on quickly, for a good-for-nothing."

...Strange display aside, this confirms it, then. The Transcendent One's found you, which means you'll have to move much more quickly. The Three Stooges had all but convinced you that she's the one you need to kill to fix everything. ...It'll be the most elaborate and drawn-out suicide ever committed, but if it helps fix all the shit YOU apparently caused, then so much the better.

You open your mouth to ask another question, when you remember something they'd chittered about earlier. Something about...being fifteen in number, but only fourteen are here? What happened to the fifteenth, then?

You blink as IBARI's smile freezes in place, just as all the other dolls freeze in place.

"What do YOU think, good-for-nothing?" She asks, just as you hear Midori scream a bloodcurdling scream. Of fear. Of shock. Of pain.

"We were tasked to bring you back, in pieces or no," Ibari giggles as she takes out another hat-pin from behind her. Even without moving, you can tell this is being imitated by the other dolls, each one bringing out weapons. Blades. Stabbing implements. "If we have to bring you back garnished with the slut you've been besmirching yourself with, then it makes no difference to us."

These fuckers...! MIDORI!

How do you react?

[]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
[]START SHOOTING.
[]Other.

>>32504042
Of course, this is the only answer.

>>32504053
"Right. If you serve me, make some pancakes. Now. And figure out where Midori hid the Kong."

>>32504071
>[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
>[X]START SHOOTING.

>>32504071
[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
Pinky can't really make things WORSE, so.

>>32504071
>Stop time, these things die.

>>32504071
>[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
Pinky will know whats going on, we just need to hope she doesn't make it worse.

>>32504071
[X]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
[X]START SHOOTING.

>>32504053
>IBARI giggles. "GOTT IST TOTT!" She screeches, and she reaches out to link hands with the dolls at either side of her, and those dolls do the same to the others beside them. You watch, bewildered and possibly a little freaked out, at the sight of fourteen dolls dancing in a ring around you, chanting the demise of a god.
Jesus fucking christ, what a horrible nightmare.

>>32504071
>[x]Other.
>[x]DON'T stop time, get to Midori. NOW.

>>32504071
>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.

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>>32504071
WHY DIDN'T WE FUCKING SHOOT THEM

AND WHY DID WE LET MIDORI SLEEP

YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOTS

[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.

Its too late to start shooting. We should have started last post.

Our only option is to risk Pinky's wrath - but then again, Pinky's agreed to play fair with Midorin...right?

>>32504071
>[x]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
She promised us two time stops. SHE PROMISED!

NO WAIT YOU GUYS
WE CAN'T JUST START SHOOTING THEM
PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE CRAZY

Rolled 2

>>32504071
>[]Stop time and get to Midori. NOW.
>[]START SHOOTING.
not mutually exclusive and both smart choices