>>32621648
"OH SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING!"

>>32621648
Hmm. I'm beginning to think the book didn't give us superpowers, but instead got us mind-controlled.

>>32621648
who's planting his seed in what?

I'm assuming Princess Guard Quest is dead now right?

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"Nngh..."

As I turn over in my bed, the first thing that I comes to mind is just how much my head hurts. And then I remember that weird dream I just had, and-

Wait, dream? When did I even go to sleep?

...oh yeah, I must have passed out while reading that weird book that Mina had sent here. I hope I wasn't out for too long. And I fell asleep with my glasses on. Crap.

Looking over the clock on my nightstand, I can just barely make out the display... 6:20. Huh, that's not too-

"Ow ow ow ow ow!!!" I scream as I shield my face. It's like someone took a freaking laser pointer and shone it right into my eyes, what the hell?

Taking care to take off my glasses and keep my hand covering my eyes, I sit up in my bed and wait for my eyes to adjust.

Too bright.

Still too bright.

A little better.

There we go.

Fifteen minutes for my eyes to get to the point where I can open them without horrible pain... I haven't felt like this since I got my pupils dilated at the eye doctor's last year. I really hope that there's nothing wrong with my eyesight now, it's already horrible to begin with.


>[1/2]

>>32621742
Heh, I remember my first hangover.

>>32621736
No? Why would you think that?

>>32621742
>[2/2]

After sitting with my eyes closed for a few more minutes just in case they haven't fully adjusted, I put my glasses back on and look around my room. Yeah, I fell asleep while reading. My bed's still (mostly) made, and that stupid book's lying there.

Just looking at it makes my head hurt.

Then I glance out the window, and it hits me. It's not 6:40 -PM-, it's 6:40 -AM-. I slept the entire freaking day away! But at least I got up early today, so I might as well take advantage of it and have a proper breakfast. I should make something for lunch too, come to think of it.

Leaving my room for the first time in like fourteen hours, I head straight for the kitchen. Along the way, I can hear that the TV's on... is Allison already up?

...knowing her, there's a decent chance that she's actually just now coming back home. But in any event, it's nice to be able to say hi to her before I leave for school.

And so, I enter the kitchen and wave hi to-

"Oh, hey," a voice calls out to me. "You're up early."

.............................................................


There is a MAN. Sitting at my kitchen table.

he's not wearing a shirt what the hell is this oh my god


>freak out
>don't freak out
>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

>>32621736
no pgq is tomorrow

>>32621817
my first hang over was also my first time at an amusement park. needless to say i don't like roller coasters

>>32621837
>>try not to freak out but freak out anyways
Only appropiate option

>>32621837
>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

>>32621837
>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

>>32621837
>Try not to freak out, but freak out anyways

Proper reaction to this situation.

>>32621837
>>yes

>>32621837
>>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

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>>32621648
Here, I updated the chart

>>32621837
>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

...but freak out less than if we just, y'know, freaked out.

>>32621837
>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

bet these two are enemies because they both love us

>>32621742
>>32621935
>Her eyes changed colors.

>>32622108
nice catch

>>32622108
Oh gods and goddesses. I'm worried now.

>writing

>>32621837
>>try not to freak out but freak out anyways

I'd just like to say that I blame Mina for sending us the book. Pretty sure it's "Magic Powers Vol. 1" but it could just as easily have been the Necronomicon or some shit like that.

so did we finally go through kyuberty?

>>32622527
I wonder if the book will turn out to be Blanked or someshit when we return it to Mina.

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>>32622612
>Kyuberty
@#!?@*!>

>>32622108
Pretty sure the Well Dressed Weird Lady from yesterday also had golden eyes. Not sure if this is significant or just a result of anime hair/eye color shenanigans, given that apparently blue hair runs in our family.

>>32622636
You, anon, you deserve a gold star.

>>32622653
not really the same eye color
i checked that too

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>>32622612
> kyuberty

A man is in my house. A shirtless man is in my house. Why is there

Calm down, Cecile. There has to be a good reason for this, I mean OH NO HE'S GETTING UP FROM THE TABLE

Back away. Don't freak out, just back away. Daddy said that losing your cool in bad situations only leads to things getting worse.

step

step

I'm slowly walking backwards, edging away from this topless man and his Gold's Gym platinum member muscles... and I bump into something soft.

"Cecile?" I turn around to see what I bumped into, and it's Allison.

And something just snaps.

"ALLISON ALLISON THERE'S A RAPIST IN THE HOUSE C'MON LET'S GO BEFORE HE CAN GET US CALL THE COOOOOOOOPS!!!!"


>[1/?]

>>32622613

I suspect the book may still be intact to give us a cryptic guide to whatever spooky powers we're going to get. It may not activate magical powers in anyone else now, or else it may only trigger them in certain individuals to begin with.

That said, if this is going to be Magical Girl/Teen Witch quest I will be sorely disappointed if our friendship circle doesn't turn into a super team through various means.

>>32622774
TASK COMPLETED: weird out your big sister's date

>>32622774
#YesAllWomen

>>32622774
>Gold's Gym platinum member muscles

Cecile, you're not meant to ogle rapists. Even if they're ripped and/or shirtless.

>>32622774

"Huh?" the guy stops in his tracks. "Rapist? That was completely consensul, I'll have you know..."
"Dammit, this is my own fault," Allison says as she pulls me into a hug. "This is Kevin, the guy I was talking about yesterday morning. Remember?"

...huh? So he's not a-

"So he didn't break in?" I ask.
"Much like the vampires of old, I can only enter when given permission," Kevin says with a creepy laugh. I know that he's trying to be charming or something, but it's just creepy. "Sorry to scare you like that, though."
"His car broke down in front of our house to days ago while you were in school, and I helped him out... we xchanged numbers after that, and we ended up hitting it off!" Allison says happily.

And then she invited him into our house for... ugh, Allison can be such a slut.


>[2/?]

>>32623071
I already don't like this guy.

>>32623071
>"Much like the vampires of old, I can only enter when given permission,"

m'lady

>>32623129
*unzips fedora* *tips euporia*

>>32623071
SPEEDBREAKER

CHECK HIS PLATES

...huh.

My first guess was that he was some kind of... like avatar for our power or something. Maybe a demon. He turned out to be something much worse... a douchebag.

I vote we make him leave.

>>32623175
Oh my god. THIS.

>>32623071
>yesterday morning
i'm not sure her yesterday is the one we're thinking about
the only thing more or less related to a guy she said was "i'll be late tonight"

>>32622891
i laughed far to hard, but please don't turn this quest into a feminism rant

>>32623071

So why is he in our room

remove kevin

>>32623071
>[3/3]

"So you and him are..." I glare at him.
"Umm, maybe?" Allison giggles. "We went drinking after my classes yesterday, and then came back here afterwards," she says with a big, satisfied smile. "Needless to say, we didn't exactly get much sleep..."

So. Gross.

"I was just about to cook something for breakfast, you want me to make something for you too?"


>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon
>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

>>32623216
>>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon

>>32623211
We're in the kitchen, not our room anymore.

>>32623216
Probably acquiring mystical powers makes a girl hungry.

>>32623216
>>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast
i want no part in anything in this kitchen until it's been scoured with a mixture of bleach and lighter fluid

>>32623216
>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast
>you are giving me money to go to McDonalds.

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon
And most likely need a lot more calories now after whatever happened.

>>32623216
>>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

Hell no

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon

>>32623211
He's in the kitchen or something. Even so:
>cecille strong
>remove kevin

>>32623266
But Anon.
What if Someone who had sex recently went to McDonalds?
What if THEY'RE THE WORKERS?

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon
Meh w/e food=food. It's not like Cecile is unknown to lurid behaviour.

>>32623290
That's not a post sex breakfast. That's breakfast.

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon

>>32623216
>>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast
Go outside and look at his plates so you can stalk him.

>>32623216
>she says with a big, satisfied smile

Ugh.

>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

Also, holy shit, you don't trust a guy called Kevin.

>>32623182

I suspect he's both.

>inb4 the book just gave us the power to see people as their ideal selves and he's just a scawny nerd.

>>32623216
>no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

I have never agreed with an option in a quest more.

Nice to know that our mysterious empowering was punctuated with squishy noises and cursing from the other room.

>>32623216
>yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon

>>32623363
That's how magic happens, after all!

>writing

>>32623489

It's just there in the air...

Thank god we took the scenic route yesterday, or we would have had to deal with this douchebag.

>>32623528
What, sex noises?

Aaaaand we have another tie.

As such, I shall institure this quest's first round of FINAL DESTINTION NO OTENS FOX ONRY voting.

Reply to this post with the number AND ONLY THE NUMBER of your choice. Timelimit is five minutes

>1: yeah, I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday afternoon
>2: .no, I want no part in your post-sex breakfast

>>32623687

2

>>32623687
2

>>32623687
1

>>32623687
2

>>32623687
1

>>32623687
2

>>32623687
This is an odd thing to have a shitstorm over.

>>32623687
2

>>32623687
1

>>32623687
2

>>32623742

Breakfast is serious business.

>shitstorm

You keep using, yadda yadda..

>>32623687
2

>CLOCK OVER

>>32623742
Die in a fire. Nothing is more important that what we have for breakfast.

...but seriously, are we really having a double vote for breakfast? Unless ninjas kick down the door or something if we choose to eat, I'm kinda wondering why.

>>32623687
2

>>32623687
1

>>32623803
It's most likely a flag event.

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"...do you really think that I want to join on your post-sex breakfast?" I ask, glaring at my sister. My head still hurts and my eyes are sore and now it feels like my heart's about to burst out of my chest. Stupid jerk.
"Hey, I was only trying to be nice," Allison says, shrugging.
"Just give me some money to get something on the way to school and I'll be out of your hair."
"Sure thing..."

As Allison walks over to her purse to fetch her wallet, I hear the familiar chime of the morning news's "breaking news" alert coming from the TV.


>[1/?]

>>32624000
This is gonna suck

>>32624000
uh uh

>>32624000

Fuck, what did we do? Did we turn into a werebrain?

>>32623947
I am laughing so hard right now.

>>32623349
I know a guy named Kevin in real life, I can confirm this.

>>32623947
>implying kevin isn't speedbreaker

>>32624071
anyone that knows someone named kevin can confirm this

>>32624127
My working theory is that the name "Kevin" psychologically primes people to be assholes

Be a responsible parent: Don;t call your child Kevin.

>>32624127

Kevin is Speedbreaker the same way Adrien is Raoul.

It's all connected.

>>32624179
in France, Kevin is what we call kids that have no idea wtf they're doing on the internet and/or how to behave

>>32624196
>Raoul is Speedbreaker

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>32624000


"At five in the morning, police were called to handle a disturbance out in a nearby suburb of our fair city," reporter says. "The caller, a local auto enthusiast, was awakened by the sounds of growling and glass breaking coming from his driveway. When he went to investigate, he was met with this sight."

The camera then cuts to a blue hotrod... or what's left of it, anyways. I don't really care about cars, but even I feel kind of hurt to see what was clearly a fancy car mangled that badly.

"Every window of the victim's custom-fitted Dodge Viper was shattered, and there was a massive amount of damage done to the car's frame as well," the reporter says. "No weapon was found, however, though the police have said that they found traces of animal fur on the remains of the car... we at Channel Eight will be sure to alert you to further leads in this case."


>[2/?]

>>32624179
>>32624127
>>32624071
Fucking Kevin, such a douche. God dammit I don't care how many times you can curl your baby weights or that you did 1000 reps total at the gym.

>>32624179
Don't use Brandon either.
Your kid will grow up to be fucking stupid.

>>32624303
look at the plaaaaates

>>32624303
>they found traces of animal fur on the remains of the car

SHIT STATUS:
[ ] Cool
[ ] Hit the Fan
[X] Real
[ ] Sucks

>>32624345

Or you'll be burnt to death by some crazy asshole.

>>32624303
The plates of this one are obviously SPDBRKR.

The question is, is the car on the news the same as the car Kevin's getting fixed?

>>32624281
>no one has seen raoul/adrien in like a decade
>when searching for super magic to take down the dragons responsible for volker's death he got teleported to the modern world
>couldn't find a way back so he started driving cars (which is bitchin) and sleeping with college chicks
>cecile now has magic
>we can now/soon send him back to pgq world
>shows up at the castle
>rein and mari see him pop up out of thin air and call him adrien and uncle raoul respectively
>shenanigans ensue

>>32624384

The real fun begins when Karel realize that she could have been a Princess.

>>32624303
>dbag is here cause his car broke down
>car on news is broken
>animal fur was found
i'm glad that the kitty got it's revenge, but couldn't it have done it after kevin left

>>32624384
If by "shenanigans ensue" you mean "they drive off on an adventure in a magically fuelled Dodge Viper" then I am behind you 100%

>>32624446
No guarantee of the two being the same car.

Of course, no guarantee of the two being different cars either

>>32624436
plus finding out that we're almost-cousins with royalty

>>32624447
could a magically fueled dodge viper kill a dragon? those things can hit like 150mph even without magic right? we should totally crash it into the face of the guys responsible for volker's death and then get the car scraps crystallized by niklaus

>>32624446

his car broke down two days ago, the kitty got hit by a dickhead in a dodge yesterday and said car got rekt in the small hours.

kevin may be a tremendous douchenozzle, but he's not our kitty drive by guy.

>>32624303


"Ouch, I really hope that guy had insurance..." Kevin says, wincing as he looks at the TV. "Makes me feel fortunate that it was just my transmission that gave out..."
"Yeah, tell me about it," Allison nods.

After closing her purse, she hands me a twenty-dollar bill.

"Try not to spend it all in one place," Allison says.

After thanking her, I head back upstairs to take a bath, taking care to make sure that the door to the bathroom's locked behind me. I still don't trust that guy.

>[3/4]

>>32624503
A dodge viper? No, shit crumples.
A block of steel going at 150mph, though? Yeah, that'll #rek a dragon.

>>32624512
he may be if it turns out we've been unconscious for 24 hours more than we thought. we still don't have a confirmation on the day yet

>>32624503

Volker already minced his own killers before he bought the farm due to his wounds, remember adoptive daddy was way hardcore.

>>32624562
and what about the people that hired said dragon mercanaries?

What the fuck are half of you guys talking about with your Dragons and your random people's names?

>>32624585
Hmmm....

ROAD TRIP!!!

>>32624609
the quest master archelon currently also runs another quest known as princess guard quest, and while there is no confirmed connection between the two people are connecting them anyway for the sake of discussion/killing time between posts

>>32624609
fanfiction

>>32624609

Archelon also does Bloodline Protector Quest.

>>32624609
archelon does Hero Quest and Peter Parker Quest

He's a busy guy

>>32624533
>[4/4]

After I'm all nice and clean, I quickly get dressed, gather up all the stuff that I'll need for school... and then I look at that book.

And my headache gets worse.


>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all
>leave it here, I don't even want to look at the cover.

>>32624640
>>32624644
>>32624645
>>32624679
I see.

>>32624697
>>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

>>32624697
>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

>>32624697
>>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

>>32624679

4U

>>32624697
>And my headache gets worse.

Your self-insert is a teenage girl with psychic powers, Archelon?

>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

What could go wrong?

>>32624697
>>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all
>implying the precious belongs to anyone but us
and the thought that gollum was being run by multiple people makes quite a lot of sense

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>>32624703
Good, as long as we're all on the same page.

>>32624703
Also he's the one who starts every quest thread general, so he has to be sure to make every one on time.

>>32624752
Hey cool, I shitpost in those.

>>32624697
>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

>>32624786
Does anyone do anything else in qtg?

>>32624697
>bring it with me, it does kind of belong to Mina after all

Of course we'd bring it, we said we would. It's just a book, not some dangerous magical artifact.

>>32624820
Surprisingly, its been a wealth of decent ideas lately. A few new quest ideas and some at least civil discussion.

>writing

The stupid thing does belong to Mina, after all... it wouldn't be right to just leave it here. Not to mention that I don't want to risk that creeper downstairs finding it.

I really need to get a lock for my room. The thought of Allison's boyfriends-of-the-week coming in here and stealing my panties or something is just... ugh.

With all my preparations for the day done with and my breakfast money in hand, I throw on my backpack and duck out before I'm forced to interact with certain people any more than I have to.


>head straight to food getting
>stop by the park first

>>32624960
>head straight to food getting

>>32624960
>stop by the park first
We'll want to see if the cat-lady is back.

>>32624960
>>stop by the park first

>>32624960
>head straight to food getting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q

>>32624960
>stop by the park first

>>32624960
>>head straight to food getting
as much as i personally want to go to the park, in character we haven't eaten in something like 14 hours

>>32624960

>head straight to food getting

Might as well. We are fueled by burger.

>>32624999
i was expecting a tiny hamster eating a burrito

>>32624960
>park

...unless we can grab breakfast on the way and eat it in the park

so given that we all agree kevin is a horrible thing to name your kid, what are some good names? the only one i have tucked away that i'll never tell anyone in real life for fear of them stealing it is Cassandra, which i stole from an old episode of stargate sg1

>>32625091
Charlotte.
Niggers can't pronounce/spell it and it's fucking hilarious.

>>32625108
to be fair i only know how to spell it because of infinite stratos

>>32625108
Wait, what?

>>32625091
Cassandra is great if you want your kid to be cursed.
For girls, Elizabeth, Sarah, Rachel, and Dorothy are pretty good.
For boys, David, Michael, Carl, and Rance.

>>32625178
>Cassandra is great if you want your kid to be cursed.
what?

>>32625091
I've never met an Eric, Kyle or Richard I didn't like.

>>32624960
park

>>32625178
>Rance.
lawl


>writing

>>32625204

Well, Richard is sometimes kind of a dick.

>>32625178
>Rance

I kek'd

>>32625178
Rachel will end up being a slut.
Guaranteed.

>>32625270
they were on a break

>>32625251
Oh you.

>>32625190
Read your Greek mythology

Cassandra was a seer cursed so that nobody would ever believe her

Specifically, she was cursed by Apollo for not sleeping with him after he gave her the gift of prophecy to try and get into her pants. The Greek gods were massive assholes.

>>32625318
so i'll have a daughter that won't sleep with a guy just because he gave her a present? i'm liking this name more and more

>>32625318
Why didn't Apollo just rape her?
Greek gods did that.
He should've given her the gift of "Being cool with being fucked by Apollo" instead.

>>32625270
By slut do you mean a girl who cheats, or a girl who sleeps with lots of people? Because the first one is bad, but the second is only bad if they catch something and don't warn their partners.

>>32625340

Try Ophelia.

>>32625370

But it stops being rape if she wants it. He wanted to rape her.

>>32625370
Maybe he filled up his rape quota too early?

>>32625370

Presumably he wanted her to be willing, but then when he got snubbed his indignation killed his boner and made him go straight to the dickass punishment stage of any classical myth.

>>32625414
>He wanted to rape her.

...what? If he wanted to rape her, he would have done so instead of his unsolicited gift strategy.

Since I have plenty of time to spare today, I decide to swing by the park before getting something to eat. I can stop by a fast food place on the way out, I guess... shouldn't be a problem as long as I don't take too long over there. Or end up passing out from hunger.

But it's not like I have low blood sugar or anything. Besides, being super hungry will only serve to make my food taste even better when I finally do get something to eat.

So yeah, to the park I go. Maybe being able to check out the garden there will take my mind off of Allison's sexual escapades. Just thinking about that is making my headache worse.

>[1/?]

>>32625546

When do we start killing people with our brain?

>captcha:arsenate oralme

Our new superhero name. Or porn name, whichever you prefer.

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>>32625546

I can't help but squint most of the way there... I dunno, it's like my eyes are more sensitive today or something. Stupid bright sun. I make it to the park just fine though, and to the garden from there. Unfortunately, I don't see the lady from yesterday anywhere around.

Kind of sucks, I wanted to ask her how the cat's doing. I hope it's okay.

Anyways, it's time to focus in the main reason I even come here- the flowers! Our garden back home used to be really pretty back when our parents lived with us... but I'm nowhere as good at growing stuff as Mom is.

They switch out the flowers here depending on the season, most of the ones here bloom in early and mid-spring.

huh? Did those always look so... weird?

Ugh, I think my eyes really are messed up or something.

>[2/3]

This quest makes me want to reread this:

http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/under.htm

>>32625851
Aw fuck we can see Ultraviolet can't we.

We can see Ultraviolet.

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>>32625851
>white "cat"
>telepathic girl
>shit looks "weird"
we meguca'd ourselves

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>>32625851
>[3/3]

They're supposed to be completely yellow, but I can see dark spots in their center... I lean in close to see if it's some kind of fungus growing on them, but no, it's nothing like that.

God, I feel so off today. Maybe I should just-

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"


>freeze
>run

>>32625934
Has anyone made a Dark Souls version of this gif yet with skellies on those wheels?

>>32625990
>[OTHER]
"awww, come here"

>>32625882
Yup, that's UV all right. Wonder if we get infrared too.

>>32625990
>freeze

>>32625990
>>freeze

>>32625990
>freeze

WikiHow tell me we shouldn't run.

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>>32625990

>freeze

>>32625990
>freeze

Also, a pitbull attacking 4noraisin? That is a harmful stereotype. Pitbulls are great dogs.

>>32626160
It was the first picture of an attacking dog that I could find that wasn't a freaking wolf.


>writing

>>32626160
Well, we don't know its for no reason yet. Though your right about the stereotype thing.

>>32626160
it can sense that we've been marked by the white cat, dog's ancient enemy. they've been fighting for millennia over who gets our lap

>>32626160
Agreed, my dad used to train pitbulls, and the ones he trained were some of the most well behaved dogs I'd ever seen.

>>32626288
>white cat
>pitbull

Ja grizem
žderem
režim

>>32626288
Cat ashit
Dog isolev

>>32625990
If it's a pitbull we might be fucked either way, but for most dogs we better
>freeze

>>32626323
too late, arch has already route locked us with cat

>>32626339
Goddamnit, quests protags always end up with the pussy.

>>32626356

In PGQ it was Luciana who did that.

>>32626356
i'm just waiting for the VN so we can go down the true route

Big dog.

Big dog big dog big dog big dog oh god what should I do

Run? N- no, running only makes them chase you. And this this horrific monster dog probably weighs more than I do.

But still, it's right here and growling at me and it's crouching down and what the hell should I do I don't wanna get bit and die of rabies!

"E... easy there..." I say as I assume as unthreatening a posture as I can while sloooowly backing away from the dog. "I didn't mean to do anything to make you mad, buddy..."

This doesn't seem to be working. It keeps walking towards me, its head low to the ground like it's about to-


>[1/?]

>>32626366
i thought it was spinelle

>>32626406
>And this this horrific monster dog probably weighs more than I do.
how tiny is this chick?

>>32626426

Maybe it's just a big dog for her.

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>>32626426

Dogs put their head to the ground if they think you're a threat.

If they think you're some scrub, they'll stand up straight, bark loudly, and charge you.

>>32626475

But do they shit in the woods?

>>32626475
Yeah, it senses our druid powers.

>>32626500
>druid
>implying we're not the new prophet of an alien intelligence

>>32626487
they certainly shit on my brand new expENSIVE CARPET CUDDLES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>32626525
u mad lol

>>32626521
Well who do you think built Stonehenge?

Alien druids.

>>32626541

Pretty sure they were neanderthal necromancers.

>>32626577
Nuh-uh, it was negro bards with powers of teleportation.

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>>32626406

With a terrible snarl, the dog lunges right towards me just as I stumble and fall on my butt. Oh no oh no I'm gonna dieeeee

But just as it looks like it's all over for me, a girl with long green hair tied in a ponytail dashes between me and the dog, throwing all her weight into a kick that sends it flying back into the flowerbed.

"Hey, are you okay!?" she asks, pulling me to my feet while not taking her eyes off of the dog that's staring her down.
"Y... yeah, I think so," I mumble.

>[2/3]

>>32626612

BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>32626612
Problemfixed.

>>32626628
Fuck you, she's not even orange-haired.

>>32626612

>green hair

every time

>>32626612
GREEN HAIR IS THE—
Oh, wrong quest

>>32626635
>>32626645
>>32626697
am i missing something

>>32625318
As far as Greek Gods go, that's actually pretty mild then you remember that Medusa was turned into a monster for being raped by Poseidon.

>>32626773
Thanks. I haven't eaten breakfast yet. If you're okay with fast food, it's my treat.

>>32626773
grab her by the collar
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DENDRITES

>>32626773
>ask her to chase after the dog before it can attack someone else
WE'LL GO WITH. THIS DOG IS A MENACE AND IT NEEDS TO BE... WHATEVER YOU DO TO HURT DOGS.

>>32626773
>bite you tight back
>tight
right?

>>32626773
>thank her, she saved my life after all!

>>32626773
>>thank her, she saved my life after all!

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>>32626612
>[3/3]

"Good," she nods. "Just stay behind me, I'll take care of this thing."
"O- okay..." I say as I do exactly as I'm told.

Growling, the dog lurches out of the flowerbed and slowly approaches the girl... it's pretty clear that he's pissed off about getting kicked like that. But it's like she's not scared at all.

"Just try it," she says, cracking her knuckles as she assumes some kind of fighting stance. "Bite me and I'll bite you right back."

...and then the dog whimpers and backs away a few steps before booking it out of the park entirely. What the hell, she actually intimidated it!?

"Thank God that was able to get to you in time," the girl says with a tired laugh. "I was over by the entrance when I saw it starting to approach you, and I raced here as fast as I could."


>thank her, she saved my life after all!
>ask her to chase after the dog before it can attack someone else

>>32626773
Stupid perfectionist Archelon. Grumble grumble.

>>32626801

THERE ARE ENTIRE BRANCHES EVERYWHERE

>>32626826
>thank her, she saved my life after all!
>ask her to chase after the dog before it can attack someone else

>>32626792
yes, treat her to mcmuffin
also arch, if you want this quest to not be lesbian you're going to have to introduce more than one dbag male

>>32626774
Was she specifically raped? I just remember she was a priestess of Athena and wasn't supposed to have sex, but she got into an affair with Poseidion somehow.

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>>32626844
>if you want this quest to not be lesbian

This fucking guy.

>>32626860
poseiden raped her and as punishment athena turned her into a monster.
rape was practically implied with every god except hades, who is constantly made out to be the bad guy when all he does is a desk job to make sure ghosts and zombies don't start wandering around

>>32626844
>if you want this quest to not be lesbian
Where do you think you are?

>>32626887
Greek mythology sounds way metal.

>>32626826
>thank girl

>>32626826
>thank her, she saved my life after all!
>Should we, like, call Animal Control or something?

>writing

>>32626887
He literally kidnapped a chick and tricked her into a contract with him. Yes, this was because he was lonely, but still.

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>>32626949
>tons of rapists is metal
please, metal men are the most gentlemanly

>>32627008

So Hades is QB?

"Th... thank you so much!" I stammer. "If you hadn't shown up when you did, that dog probably would've eaten me or given me rabies and I was so scared and-"
"Calm down, it's fine now," she says as she pats me on the shoulders. "How about we head to that bench over there an-"

She looks me in the eyes.

And my headache gets like a thousand times worse oh my god it's like my head's gonna expl


>[1/?]

>>32627008
Still makes him better than most of the Greek gods.

>>32627008
But it's still better than invoking Deus Ex Rapinya like every other god in the pantheon.

>>32627026
>expl
Did our head actually just explode there?

>>32627026
>And my headache gets like a thousand times worse oh my god it's like my head's gonna expl

Too soon, Arch. Too soon.

>>32626949
Greek mythology isn't so much metal as "all the gods are either rapist assholes, insufferable cunts, or everyone hates them for no good reason"
Some of the mortals are alright

>>32627052
Best way to end a quest.

>>32627041
Hey, they seduced their women while in the forms of bulls and swans and golden showers and so on fair and square.

>>32627052
No, it's just us blacking out, probably to mysterious dreams about dendrites.

>>32627065
Well at least they got shit done.

I wonder what the modern world today would be like if we had gods that were rapist assholes.

>>32627041
not to mention hades treated her pretty damn fucking nice, even by today's standards

>>32627100
you mean like that god that knocked up a 14 year old chick that was married to another guy?

>>32627100

The Christian God is more into NTR.

>>32627075
Was the shower of gold thing less seduction and more "ahahaha faggot you're pregnant now!"?

>>32627102
It's still a fucking kidnapping, dude. Also it directly caused winter, so seriously fuck Hades.

>>32627102
Today's standards are bullshit though.

>>32627121
>>32627118
That wacky tetragrammaton. Eh genocides gentiles and NTRs yosef and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>32627052
please, this isn't Dark Seed 2.

...is it?

>>32627141
>hades is the reason i don't have to deal with 110 degree weather all year long
i'm liking him more and more

>>32627141
But if it wasn't for winter, Hitler would have won on the eastern front and might have been able to hold the western front with all the resources he didn't have to waste.

So really, Hades stopped Hitler. Thanks Hades!

>>32627165
>pretend like I don't know what happened

Which shouldn't be too hard, since we've got no fucking clue.

>>32627026
>[2/2]

...

......

.........

When I come to, my headache isn't anywhere as bad as it was before I-

"Oh crap, how long was I passed out for!?" I shout as my eyes snap open. My backpack's leaning against the legs of this park bench, and I myself am lying down on it? But what's this softness under my h-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I FELL ASLEEP ON A STRANGE GIRL'S LAP!!


>apologize profusely
>pretend like I don't know what happened

>>32627191

"How long was I out?"

Not falling for moe.

>>32627191
>Try to apologise profusely, but make an awkward mess of it and deploy spaghetti

>>32627191
>apologize
>invite her to breakfast
>spill spaghetti everywhere when it sounds like we're asking her out

>random character is named kevin
>time passes
>hades directly led to the allies victory of WWII
i love /tg/ conversation

>>32627176
But if it wasn't for winter, Northern races would not have evolved the intelligence they needed to plan for the future, and thus wouldn't have developed the theory of a master race.

So really, Hades caused Hitler. Thanks Hades!

>>32627191
>>apologize profusely

>>32627228
to be fair, the Greek gods weren't being NEARLY as much of a dick to the Russians and the Americans as they could be.

>>32627232
human planning evolved in places like africa or the middle east, well before we moved up to the north and had to experience winter. hell gilgamesh is older than hades, so he was planning before winter was even a thing

>>32627268
they tried fucking with the russians but tried running a landwar in winter

>>32627279
Yes but we can't blame Gilgamesh for Hitler, that's just silly.

>writing

>>32627161
No, you probably have Apollo's shitty driving to blame for that. Ceres, the goddess Hades pissed off, was in charge of keeping plants fruitful. As long as crops and shit can be grown, she's doing her job in regards to the weather.

>>32627344
>apollo's driving is the cause of global warming
and all the co2 is like driving in the fog for him?

>>32627344
Ha Ha Ceres is a minor planet.

HA HA SO IS HADES LEL #rekt

>>32627344 cont.
Note: Ceres is the Roman name, the Greek is Demeter.

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>>32627387
taking away pluto's title as planet is the reason the economy is shit

>>32627402
You see, now that's something Hitler would've changed.

"Oh my god I'm so sorry," I stammer as I hop off of the bench and onto my feet, wiping off my glasses as I do so. "I have no idea why I fainted like that and I mean it's not like I do weird stuff like sleeping on people normally but my head really started hurting and I don't know why but-"
"Hey, I know how it is," the girl says as she holds her hands up in front of her. "I fainted the first time I met someone else like us, too!"

Huh? What does she mean, "like us?"

"The first synapse is always the worst... after a while it only becomes a dull ringing in the back of your head," she shrugs. "But for something like a single dog to give you that much trouble... I take it that you don't have an offense-oriented Branch?"

Wait, what? Branch? I have no idea what she's talking about.

>[1/?]

is the only reason pluto not considered a planet because it's too small? if so can we start ramming meteors into it?

>>32627485
Yes to the first, no to the second. We'd have to make it all magma-y to not just shatter it if we threw meteors at it.

>>32627511
Well I guess we'll never be able to appease Hades then.

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>>32627460
I'm calling the two mentally altered persons "dendrites" here. You probably have a different name for it.

The web expands.

>>32627511
how conductive is pluto, because we may be able to make one giant induction heater for it

>>32627538
but we're not a real dendrite

>>32627545
Dude it's made of methane and water ice. Near-perfect insulator.

>>32627485
It's because it hasn't cleared its orbit of random bullshit junk.

>>32627538
Hopefully, we can get her a better title than 'dog kicker' that's going to get ugly out-of-context.

>>32627607
DIDF pls go

>>32627607
Canine crusher?

>>32627538
Okay so I just caught up, why is Kevin a douchebag? I fear I missed something.

>>32627657
Pitbull punter.

>>32627657
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you have no idea

>>32627657

Pooch pummeler.

>>32627460
>[2/2]

"...you're looking at me like you have no idea what I'm talking about," the girl says.
"Umm, because I don't?" I reply.
"But I definitely felt..." she says under her breath. "Well, are you feeling well enough to walk around? You're not nauseous, are you?"
"Huh? No, I only have a bit of a headache."
"Oh," she nods. "Alright, then."

She then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small notepad and piece of paper.

"You were only out for ten minutes or so, if you were worried about that," she says, giving me a thumbs-up. "And I called animal control about that dog after I brought you over here, so you don't have to feel responsible for that mess."
"Uh." I blink a few times. "Wow, thanks."
"And if you don't know about Branches or any of that stuff, I'm assuming that you haven't been scouted by anyone..." she says as she writes something down on her notepad. "I'm Irene, and this is my number right here..." she hands me the paper. "If stuff gets weird and you want some help, just give me a call."
"Th- thanks," I say as I look the paper over. Is she hitting on me or something?


>thank her for her help(?) and leave the park for facestuffings
>ask her if she wants to join me for breakfast

>>32627694
>>ask her if she wants to join me for breakfast
she did save us

>>32627694
>ask her is she wants to join me for breakfast

>>32627694
>>ask her if she wants to join me for breakfast

>>32627694
>ask her if she wants to join me for breakfast

We 296 replies now nigga

>>32627694

>ask her if she wants to join me for breakfast

Might as well ask more about this while we're here.

And eat waffles.

>>32627776
not sure i trust fast food waffles

>writing

Maybe this lady can actually explain some things over breakfast.

And what's this crap about scouting, that sounds kind of skeevy.

Whether she's hitting on me or not, I do kind of owe Irene my life... and I did get an entire twenty dollars from Allison for food.

"Er, uh..." I mumble as I put the piece of paper with her number on it into my pocket, "...I'm actually on my way to get something to eat before school."
"Hm?" Irene looks kind of surprised. "Oh- sorry, I should've figured that you had school today, what with the backpack and all... I didn't mean to hold you up or anything!"
"That's not what I meant-" I shake my head so fast that it actually aggravates my headache. "I kind of owe you for saving my life and all, so I'd be willing to get you something to eat too if you wanted!"
"Huh?" she stares at me. "I actually JUST got back from eating, but I've never been one to pass up free food!" she says with a toothy grin.

It may not be any real compensation for saving my life, but at least now I'm able to do something to thank her.

"So where to?" Irene asks. "I am fine with literally anything, if you were worried about that.
"Umm, I was just gonna go to McDonald's or something..." I say. "It's along the way to my highschool, so..."
"Cool, just lead the way!"

>ask her some questions as we walk
>try not to think about that stuff, it's kind of creepy

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>>32628073
>>ask her some questions as we walk
people like us, synapse, branch
also
>McDonalds
arch you should know you can't use the actual name. you have to change it in some small way

>>32628073
ask her what she was gibbering about.

but more politely.

>>32628073
>ask her some questions as we walk

Whether we like it or not we're involved in this sort of thing now, we may as well educate ourself. Ask who the major players and factions in the area are, what resources, if any, they squabble over, any large ideological divides we ought to be aware of, what a synapse is, what the different Branches are.

>>32628073
>ask her some questions as we walk
"So what the heck was all that 'dendrite' stuff, anyway? Kind of sounds like something my friend would be into."

>>32628163
don't think we've heard the phrase dendrite yet

>writing

>>32628196
Shit, my bad. I've been up for 26 hours, so my retention and comprehension is becoming suspect.

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updated with Irene, the Canine Crusher.

All that stuff that Irene was talking about before with the branches and stuff... it kind of reminds me of that messed-up dream I had last night. Since school's starting not too long from now and I don't think that we'll really be able to leisurely talk about this stuff over breakfast, I might as well ask her about it now.

"So... Irene, was it?" I turn to her as we walk.
"Yup, that's my name!" she replies cheerfully. "...come to think of it, I don't think I got yours.
"Oh- I'm Cecile," I reply.
"That's a really cute name!"
"Yeah, I get that a lot..."

I'm not cute at all but I'm stuck with a cute name... it always gives people the wrong impression.

"You mentioned something before about 'people like us' and asked be about branches, what exactly did you mean by that?" I ask.


>[1/?]

>>32628322
EXPOSITION HO!

>>32628322

"Oh yeah, you didn't know..." Irene nods. "I guess yours just sprouted..."
"Sprouted?"
"Yeah. Back when you looked in my eyes, that headache you felt was a Synapse. It's how you can recognize people like us," she says. "Ours needed direct eye contact since I guess you're still new, but normally the distance needed varies depending on the person's Branch."
"Uh..."
"Mine's location range is embarrassingly small," she sighs. "Only about five yards or so. But there are others who can do so from half a mile away."

So I'll be able to recognize people who are... I still don't understand this.

"I still don't get what you meant by 'people like us' though," I say.
"Sorry, I'm not too used to newbie explanations," Irene laughs nervously. "Umm, I was referring to people with what you might call supernatural powers."

What.


>[2/?]

>>32628425
>[3/3]

"Each one is called a Branch, and there's a huuuuge variety of them," Irene esplains. "They can range from simple stuff like being stronger than normal people to the more scary things like mind control."
"Uh," I blink a few times. "So you're saying that I have one of these Branches?"
"The Synapse doesn't lie," Irene shrugs. "You reacted to me, so that makes it clear enough. You haven't noticed anything strange about yourself lately?"


>tell her about my eyes
>nope, I haven't noticed anything

>>32628425
>supernatural powers
What.

The.

Fuck.

Supernatural powers? omgomgOMGomgOMGOMGOMG

>>32628478
>tell her about my eyes

>>32628478
>tell her about my eyes

>>32628478
My eyes changed color, and I can see Ultraviolet now.
So what about you, Irene? What can you do?

>>32628478
>tell her about my eyes
arch, have you read Tokage no Ou?

>>32628478
>>tell her about my eyes

>writing

>>32628514
Our power is to change eye color?. Now THAT would be interesting. Though i doubt it since we can also see UV

So Irene is claiming that what, I have superpowers? That superpowers exist in the first place? I mean, even if there was that weirdness last night and my eyes hurting and-

"My eyes," I say. "They were hurting when I woke up today, and when I was looking at those flowers just before that dog attacked me, everything looked, umm.... wrong?"
"Huh," Irene says, leaning in close to me to look into my eyes.

Way too close.

"Is that the only major change that you've noticed?" Irene asks. "Because your eyes... there's a ton of things that that could entail."
"Uh, no," I shake my head. "That's all that I've noticed."
"Hm... must still be developing then," she says, scratching her head. "Well you've got my number there, so feel free to call me if something changes!"

>[1/?]

>>32628637

So I have the magic power of... weird eyes that make flowers look wrong. Great.

"Yeah, sure," I sigh. "So what's your power supposed to be? Kicking stuff?"

I'm still really skeptical about all of this, it sounds like something out of one of Mina's lame stories or something.

"Mine isn't really anything impressive," Irene shrugs. "And it's only useful part of the time..."
"So what is it?" I ask.
"The official name for it is 'Dragon's Tooth.'"

...so they name these alleged powers?

"There's a few parts to it, but the main draw is these," she says, pointing to her teeth. Admittedly, they ARE sharper than most people's. "I can eat anything without getting sick."
"Really."

I'm starting to think that I've been swindled here.

"Hey, it's actually useful in a pinch," Irene says, nudging me with her elbow. "But yeah, it is kind of lame compared to pretty much everything else," she sighs.

>[2/?]