>>32634606
>> Nah, just talk with Nancy (Anzio)

>>32634606
> Nah, just talk with Nancy (Anzio)

Do we have a date yet?

Also anything we're forgetting?

>>32634606
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBXIK5TZjs
>Talk/Yell with Nancy

>>32634606
>> Nah, just talk with Nancy (Topic?)
Why isn't she tired? Is she taunting our fatness with her not tiredness!?

>>32634606
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBXIK5TZjs
Sing along.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBXIK5TZjs
> Nah, just talk with Nancy (Topic?)

You huff, slowing to a walk. Nancy slows her pace alongside you. You say, “Jeez, Nancy. You got some endurance in you.”

Nancy giggles. “Oh, it’s a little bit of having to deal with an older brother and having to work a lot in the days!”

“Figures,” you say. You spit on the sidewalk and wipe your mouth. “Tell you what, Nancy. Have we got a date for the Anzio match yet?”

Nancy says, “Well, they called me, said to me in Italian, Thursday they arrive at the earliest. I’ll find us a nice little space, we can settle things after Thanksgiving perhaps.”

You nod. “Right, right.” Oh right, Thanksgiving. Your crews are probably out visiting family, it might be difficult to get them all together for practice today, might have to settle that later though. You say, “Well, Nancy. I look forward to it as all. Get some experience below the belt and all that with an experienced team!”

“As do I!” says Nancy.

You hit the play button. “Let’s go home!”

You and Nancy sing along.

Ain’t no mountain high enough!
Ain’t no valley low enough!
Ain’t no river wide enough!
To keep me from getting to you, babe!”

>>32634928
You continue singing as you run up the driveway to your house. “Ah, Gertrude!” Dad is at the door, dressed in his good business suit. “I’ve got breakfast out for you!”

You nod. “Thanks, Dad. Hopefully it’s not pancakes, I am on a diet now to keep me from gaining more weight!”

Dad looks at you for a second, then laughs. “Ahahaha! A diet on the eve of Thanksgiving!”

You pout, frustrated. “Daaaaad!”

“Gertruuuuude!” says Dad back as he welcomes back in. “Come on. I didn’t raise no girl to waste her food. Besides, it’s your favorite. Pancakes!”

… shit, he’s got you there.

You arrive in the dining room where sure enough, there are pancakes. Plenty in fact. Griselda and Preston are at the table, gobbling it all up. Nancy settles down with a plate, while Dad reads the newspaper.

> Have a light breakfast
> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
> Talk with Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Write in

>>32634949
>> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
> Talk with Someone (Preston and Nancy): Tell me about your forbidden love

>>32634949
>> Have a light breakfast

>>32634949
> Desperately keep the breakfast light and fail.
> Talk with Dad. (How's work?)

>>32634949
> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM

>>32634949
> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
> Talk with Someone (Dad)

I think this >>32634972 is rather rude.

Also Dammit Excel Anon, we could have used the Token to just use the Panther conversion, and used the money to comp.spec the M45 Pershing.

>>32634949
> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
> Talk with Someone (Guests)

Also German, I think you need to update the quest.

We finished the Rifle team loyalty quest and I forgot my charlemagne

>>32634949
>> Have a light breakfast
Chat with Dad a little, be a dutiful daughter. Maximise Trudy's adorableness.

> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
> Talk with Someone (Dad)

PANCAKES, YOU EXIST BECAUSE YOU ALLOW IT, AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE YOU DEMAND IT. AAAAAHHH

“Gertrude, slow down,” says Dad simply. “You’re going to choke.”

You groan, or try to groan. It’s muffled by your cheeks expanding quite a bit from all the syrup and pancakes thrown into it. You wish you could cook half as good as your father. You swallow, then sigh deeply. “Jeez. So Dad, how’s work?”

“Ah, the big guy is taking a visit to China in January. I have to brush up on the phrases like, ‘How do I go to the bathroom?’ or ‘I’d like some soup please,” he says.

Griselda nods. “Bfaghmgg-“

“Don’t chew with your mouth full, Griselda,” says Dad.

Griselda swallows. “Be sure to bring us back some souvenirs, Dad!”

Preston blinks. “Oh, yeah, I never asked. What is your line of work, Mister Pool?”

You say, “Dad works for the diplomatic office. It wasn’t always like that though.”

“Nope, nope,” says Dad. “I pray to God you don’t remember the days before I got the job.”

Griselda giggles. “Ah, it’s water under the bridge, Dad. Now look at you!”

“Of course,” says Dad. He checks his watch. “Ah, I better go.” He stands up. “Got some work needs doing.” He bends over and kisses you on the cheek. “Gertrude.” He quickly walks over and kisses Griselda on the cheek. “Griselda.” He pauses a bit. “Griselda, clean that syrup off your cheek.”

Griselda huffs. “You’re not the boss of me.”

“No, but the ants will be,” says Dad. “I’ll be back later tonight. Food’s in the fridge if you want it.” He grabs his hat and exits.

You receive a call.

> Lisa Cowell (Treasurer)
> Answer
> Don’t Answer

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>>32634949
>> PANCAKES ALL OF THEM
AWW YISS
MOTHA
FUCKIN'
PANCAKES

>>32635285
>> Answer
Better be sponsorships

>>32635285
>Answer

What wonderfull monies does she have for us?

>>32635285
> Answer
"This better not be a booty call. I don't want to hear about booties for the next ever."

>>32635285
> Answer
bitch where's mah money

>Gertrude getting exhausted running
Isn't this the same character who ran like, 30 laps with Kitten on her back?

>>32635383
There are about two or three people that can out everything physical Trude. One might be Joanna, one IS Wendy, and one is Nancy, ace basketball player.

>>32635420
Oh, right, and there's also the possibility that Trude is not particularly efficient when it comes to exercise: remember how she yogas?

>>32635383
She got fat.
Probably just decided to run EVEN FURTHER than an actual reasonable distance, because ~weight gain~.

> Answer

“Yo, Lisa, what’s up?”

“Not much. Just filing through sponsorships again. I assume practice is cancelled today? Everyone’s been wondering that before they go home to their families.”

“Well, I’d like to see later. Um, what’s up with sponsorships.”

“Well, that all depends. Are you free Saturday?”

“I might be.”

“Well, I got in contact with a certain someone. How would you like to be sponsored by the Washington Nationals?”

“The Nats? What, by Jayson Werth, Denard Span, Rendon, and McLouth?”

“Well, not the players, just the guy who manages the team… and I can’t actually guarantee the Nationals will actually sponsor you, but it’s a good way to get some attention! All you’d have to do is go to Navy Yard, sing the Star Spangled Banner, that’s it, you can leave anytime you’d like. You up for it? It’s a night game too so you got time to work on stuff beforehand.”

> YOU UP FOR IT?
> Y/N
> Other

>>32635473
>> Y
Lisa what Jew magics are you using to arrange these things? Are we going to have to sacrifice our firstborn or something?

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>>32635473
>Yes
Full on patriotism!

>>32635473
>> Y
Sure,
>Also tell her that Film Club is willing to help her with the presentation

>>32635473
> Y
Fuck singing the Star Spangled Banner, ride up in our tank and blast it.

... Or we could just sing it. Anyways, we should make a decision now if we're going to cancel practice: the Sewing Club doesn't have their tank, and I don't know if the O's or the Cheerleaders have one available yet.

>>32635534
We can give the Team Star the Pershing, and the Irish Brigade the Chi-Ha.

We need Japanese Team to get used to their T-34

Also some crew are close to eliting so every point counts

>>32635534
It might be an idea to get a bit more training done with the newbies we're putting into the exhibition match, the others, I'm not too bothered with.

>>32635473
>Y
>Inform her about the Film Club

> Y

“That sounds good. Nothing like some good old fashioned Major League Baseball, might even get autographs from the Nats too!”

“Yeah, I don’t know jackshit about baseball.”

“You should go to a game sometime. I remember when my Dad took me, Griselda, and Kitten. Electric atmosphere it is. I mean, you don’t really go for the game, you go for the atmosphere. You know?”

“Well, it’d seem like a waste of money if the team you were rooting for were to lose.”

“Of course.”

“Anyway, just another thing. Is practice cancelled for the week? I know the practice matches are on but I don’t think anyone’s going to appreciate having to stay by LGA for the week, considering this is the only week they’ll get to see Family until December at the earliest.”

> CANCEL PRACTICE?
> Y/N
> Other

>>32635560
Do we have the T-34 and the Pershing available? I honestly don't know, it's not listed on any of German's things. If they are, then I'm okay with it.

Also, what will the O's tank be? We're getting a new tank for them, right?

>>32635634
>Optional?

People who can make it to practice or don't have anything to do should?

If they have plans then it's alright?

>>32635704
That would just mean some people who don't have much to do feel obligated to come, while others use excuses to skip out, and it could ruin team cohesion and shit.

>>32635671
We do, they are finished. Though we need to Comp Spec. the Pershing and it seems we can we can turn the Hellcat into a 90mm Glass Cannon but we should wait until after the Tiger match I guess

>>32635634
>Y
They should go see their families. It'll do their morale well.

>>32635731
Then no?

If that's the case, I think maybe we should spend the day maybe trying to do quest or making money to comp.spec the Pershing

>>32635634
>Other
Practice is voluntary-no obligation, no shame for non attendance. Family comes first, but if you've got time to kill, come do cute things.

>>32635634
>> Other
No obligations, but if anyone is around and wants to hang out with Trudy and the tanks and probably Griselda (and hopefully someone who actually knows what they're doing) then feel free.

>>32635634
Actually, there's a list of people who SHOULD come to practice: Juniors, Seniors, Exchange, O's, and Cheerleaders. For everyone else except the trainer it's optional, doubly so for the Sewing Club since they don't have a tank right now.

Of course, we should absolutely go as well. Lead from the front.

> Other

“No obligations. Whoever can come, just come. Griselda told me we can hold our practices up at NOVA Armor Museum. Thank god.”

Griselda says, “You’re welcome!”

“Alright. Oh, Ramirez might not make it.”

“Why not?”

“You know, I honestly don’t know. Once we docked at LGA, it’s like she just up and vanished. You saw her yesterday, did you?”

“… I actually don’t remember if I did.”

“Well, maybe she’s up with her family, she’s from New York right?”

“Think so. Anyway, Lisa, hope to see you and whatever crews we can muster there.”

“Right, usual time, right?”

“Usual time.”

You hang up at that. You look over at Griselda. “Shouldn’t you be at school?”

“Thanksgiving Break!” says Griselda happily. “That means I get to work on my models!”

Preston asks, “Mind if I help?”

“Sure!” says Griselda. “Come on!” He and Griselda stand up and head upstairs to her room, leaving you with Nancy.

> Figure out what to do for the day
> Eh, relax
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Talk with Nancy (Topic?)
> Write in

>>32635930
>> Figure out what to do for the day
>Something involving making money/supporting Tankery

>>32635930
>> Figure out what to do for the day
>Make money

What if Ramirez doesn't exist? What if Ramirez is the product of a collective gestalt?

>>32635930
>Figure out what to do for the day

No rest for the awesome!

>>32635930
> Call Someone (The Lafayette Runner)
"I would like to hire your services to get some valuable information on a certain school. Basically..."
> Find out the Konigsberg Roster

> Talk with Nancy (Exchange Students)
About inviting them over for Thanksgiving dinner.

>>32635930
seconding >>32635985 & >>32636005

>>32635930
> Figure out what to do for the day.
> Make money
> "Hey Griselda! We don't have a driver for Cupid! Want to learn how?"

>>32635930
> Figure out what to do for the day
BTW, just where does Trude's dad work at? If it's a big enough company, maybe they could sponsor us?

>>32636084
Ramieriez is the loader

>>32635930
> Figure out what to do for the day
Money, research, being loveable, whatever makes sense.

>Trudy
>Relaxing
Hah.

Calling it now, Ramirez is spending the week locked in a sex dungeon with her boyfriend.

>>32636137
Minor correction; Ramirez's boyfriend is locked in a sex dungeon with her.

> Figure out what to do for the day

“Nancy, we need money, money for tanks! Where are we going to get money!?” Nancy holds up a ticket for the Powerball. “Oh come on,” you say.

Nancy shrugs. “Quickest I can work.”

You sigh. “I need to think. Money, money, money… This would probably be easier if I was Lisa.” You and Nancy stand, walking into the TV room where Kitten is watching TV.

“Huh?” you look over. “Kitten, how’d you get into my house?”

“I have a spare key,” she says, holding it up.

“Well good.” You sit down next to her on the couch and force her to lie her head down onto your lap. “I need something to pet while I think.”

“Uh, Trudy-“ You pat her head, ruffling your fingers through her hair like a gentle cat. She purrs a bit. “Ugh… nevermind.”

You scratch your chin. Now that you have your thinking Kitten, where are you going to get money?

… you sure as hell aren’t going to prostitute yourself. Maybe Kitten, she wouldn’t appreciate that.

Nancy says, “Are there any good places to visit in DC?”

“Well…” you scratch your chin harder. Fuck, this money making business is making your brain hurt.

Kitten says, “Why can’t you just relax for the day?”

> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY
> You’re right, let’s just kick our feet back and relax
> Write in

>>32636113
Oh for fucks sake... Oh well, see if Griselda wants to be a loader for a day.

>>32636279

> You’re right, let’s just kick our feet back and relax

Juuuust this once.

>>32636279
>> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY

>>32636279
> You're right, let's just kick our feet back and relax.

I'm just throwing this out there, but there IS the Spy Museum right there in DC. It's actually a pretty cool place, you should check it out if you're ever in DC.

>>32636331
We did that last shore leave.

>>32636279
> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY

>>32636279
>> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY
We need the money after those last purchases

>>32636279
>> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY

It in all caps, we always pick the one with big caps

>>32636279
>> Write in
Trudy relaxes by doing! If they don't want her to work, they can find her something else to do, like show Nancy and her brother EVERYTHING there is to visit or do in DC!

>>32636279
> Write in
Keep petting the kitty until we're relaxed, then go out money raising. Again, ask if Dad's company can fund us.

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>>32636279
> Write in-what this anon hints at >>32636348
>Spy Museum right there in DC
we can get ideas about doing our Medal of Honour subquest.
To the museum and EDUCATION!!!

>>32636419
Her dad's works for Grumman, their already sponsoring us

Hey guys, newcomer to this board and this caught my eye. Question.

Are any of them gay?

>>32636477
You would not believe how contentious that question is here, anon.

>>32636477
Please don't if your a newcomer read the archives.

>>32636492
>>32636501
Ah, okay, sorry sorry.

>>32636535
Don't worry. It ain't your fault, believe me.

> NO RELAXING WE NEED MONEY

“THERE’S NO TIME TO RELAX ON THE MONEY TRAIN, KITTEN!” You ball up your hand into a fist. “THERE’S WORK TO BE DONE AND WE NEED IT DONE SO WE CAN GET MONEY!”

“So, no relaxing today, huh?”

You shrug. “Maybe. Depends. Does anyone have ideas on getting money for tanks fast and easy?”

Griselda slides in. “I have an idea!”

“No kissing booth,” you say.

“Oh.” Griselda stops herself, thinking. “Hm.”

“Were you really considering that?” you ask.

“I was,” says Griselda. “My big sister is a popular girl I hear!”

Nancy says, “Well, I saw that some of the houses nearby haven’t had their leaves raked, maybe we can ask them?”

Kitten says, “We could go to one of the Memorials, start panhandling.” She shrugs. “Not panhandling per say, just raise money you know?”

“Actually,” Griselda says. “Dad’s been meaning to sell his car and I hear there’s a classic car auction going on in DC. Maybe we can take it down there.”

> Sell the Car
> Panhandle
> Community Service
> Write in

>>32636501

It's fine,just rather not have this powderkeig start up again

>>32636596
> Call Dad about the car, first. And can any of us drive?

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>>32636535
Appology accepted. Its all good.
Just a heads up, the most contentious questions all revolve around romance in this quest.

>>32636596
... Oh god. I hope Griselda hasn't seen the drawing. She'd either be creeped out or convinced that a kissing booth is the best idea.

And we should never let her know about the date raffle.

>>32636626
Let's not sweep the great tank bitchfights of yore too far under the rug here. People have just as strong opinions about tanks apparently.

>>32636596
>> Sell the Car
>> Panhandle
Maybe both but ask Dad if we can sell the car for the tank fund

>>32636501
Got a link for the archives?

>>32636596
> Community Service
Excercise and good deeds is how Trude rolls.

>>32636657
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20Quest

>>32636657
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20Quest

>>32636657
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20Quest

>>32636644
At least those get settled more or less and is rather informative.

>>32636657
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20Quest

>>32636617
Supporting this

>>32636644
True that.

Tank choices and Romance are the contentious items here.

>>32636596
>Ask Dad about the car
If not
>Community Service

>>32636675
>>32636680
>>32636687
>>32636692

arc-hivemind

>>32636743
LGA players all want to be really helpful. I wonder why that is?

>>32636596
This >>32636617

> Community Service
If that doesn't pan out.

>>32636743
that would explain my brain.

>>32636596
>> Panhandle
WHATCANGOWRONG!?

>>32636675
>>32636680
>>32636687
>>32636692
Thanks!

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> Sell the Car

“Ah, the Silver Hawk? Sure you can sell it!”

“Yeah, you don’t mind if I take the funds though right? I might need them for Tankery.”

“No need, this is teaching you proper economics and stuff!”

“You just want the car gone, don’t you?”

“Oh, I love that thing to death, but taking it out it feels like I’m going to crash and it grinds my nerves to bits. That thing deserves a petrolhead’s garage where it’ll shine and not be at risk of my poor driving-“ There’s a screeching swerve. “Sorry about that, nearly crossed into oncoming traffic. But yeah, go ahead and sell the car.”

“Alright, thanks, Dad!” You nod to the other girls. “It’s a go. Let’s head to DC. Nancy, you’re driving.”

You all hop into the car, the 1957 Studebaker Silver Hawk. You take the passenger seat while Kitten and Griselda sit in the back.

> Nap until you get there
> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk to Griselda (Topic?)
> Talk to Nancy (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Write in

>>32636844
>Call Octivia (Ask if she's able to teach)

>>32636844
> Write in
ROADTRIP!

> Talk to Griselda (Konigsberg roster)
She's a tank nerd. Maybe she has info (more like rumors and speculation probably) about the line-up of the school.

>>32636844
>>32636893
>>32636931

These two

>>32636844
Supporting this >>32636931

Use the power of the Imouto!

>>32636844
>> Write in
Shout Roadtrip! and play loud, obnoxious music.

>>32636844
>> Nap until you get there

>>32636931
>>32636931
> Then try to recruit her as Neutral Jackdaw to infiltrate Konigsberg, and recruit the Newspaper as her support team.

>>32636844
> Write in
Damn, I just realized a great way to make money. Do a 'Can we crush it? Yes we can!' show! We can charge a cheap fee to simply be driven around in one of our tanks. But have higher fee to run over objects with our tank to flatten it. Don't like those old spice girls CDs you bought years ago? Crush it. Hate that chair your ex left behind. Crush it. Want to knock down that old shed? Crush it. It could work.

> Talk to Griselda (Topic?)

“Griselda, do you anything about Konigsberg?”

Griselda shakes her head. “Nah, not much. All I really know is that they’ve been blazing through matches lately, and on five tanks too!”

Kitten says, “Maybe those five tanks are the only ones they own.”

“Well, the most I know so far of their line up is that they have a King Tiger and four Tiger IIs. And considering that they blazed through unscathed, they’re basically Ace tankers. The King Tiger actually is an Sdkfz. 267 Panzerbefehlswagen with the Star antennae, and the Tiger IIs are well, yeah.”

> INTEL UNLOCKED
> KONIGSBERG ACADEMY
> Panzerbefehlswagen Tiger II (H) (ELITE) x1
> Tiger I (ELITE) x 4

Griselda shrugs. “Other than that, it’s speculation.”

Kitten nods. “Sounds like a solid team though. Real elite too.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32637167
>> Boast

>Didn't they have a few Panzer's IVs in their roster as well? We saw a few during Anzio's match

>>32637167
> they have a King Tiger and four Tiger IIs

so... five Tiger IIs?

>>32637167
>> Neutral

Not scared. Who said I'm scared? Fuck that guy he's a fucking liar.

>>32637224
They had 5 Tiger I's, most of our armament can deal with that. The King Tiger will be a problem.

I do recall they have Panzer IV's though

>>32637167
> Boast
Someone should dive back to see what they had.

>>32637167
>Panzerbefehlswagen

So it has a better radio signal?

Also didn't they had Panzer Ivs

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> Boast

“Oh, it’s nothing compared to ours! If they take five tanks to our match, we’ll take all of our tanks! They can’t kill ALL OF US!”

Kitten says, “That’s not reassuring.”

“Well, I’ll try to help as best as I can,” says Griselda. “It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out their roster!”

“Of course,” you say.

You arrive at DC. As usual, traffic is a killer. You spend the time chattering idly, about Griselda’s surprisingly below average grades, about Nancy’s brother, and about Kitten being Kitten. At least it’s not summer. DC in the summer traffic is not fun at all.

But, Nancy continues forth, and soon you come up to the National Mall.

The auctioneer, a fat sweaty southerner in a white suit, welcomes you. “Ah, good a 1957 Studebaker Silver Hawk in good condition! That’ll fetch a hefty price. The starting bid for it oughta be in the neighborhood of 20,000 Dollars. The auctioning company gets ten percent of the proceeds as well, hope you understand.”

“I do!” you say.

“Righto!” he says. The car gets driven among the other lots. “Go ahead and look around, see if anything suits your fancy. We’ll be bidding on your car in a bit.”

> Walk Around
> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk to Griselda (Topic?)
> Talk to Nancy (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Write in

>>32637449
>> Walk Around
>20,000

Oh shit, even with the 10% it will be about 18,000 at least.

>Walk Around
>Promote the Car! The more potential buys the better for us

>>32637449
I'm fairly certain we have tanks that cost less than this car.

>>32637449
Call Lisa, ask her for help/advice for auctioning an old car.

>>32637449
Do these things >>32637514

If people ask, tell them we're raising money for LGA's tankery program.

Also enquire as to why Griselda's grades are low.

>>32637449
>Griselda’s surprisingly below average grades

Girl you are going to get good enough grades to come to LGA, and to not embarrass your onee-chan while your there or so help me Trudy will tutor you until you break.

>>32637449
>>32637535
>>32637514
Do these,

>>32637449
> Walk around.
> Promote the car. All proceeds go to supporting orphaned tanks!
> Talk to Griselda (What is with your grades sheesh even I'm doing better than you)

> Walk Around

DC is pretty chilly this time of year, but thankfully you did change into warmer clothes. You managed to secure yourself a big sign and some markers and wrote down: “Buy the 1957 Studebaker Silver Hawk, support LGA!”

You carry it around with Griselda. Kitten and Nancy wait at the car.

You say, “So, Griselda. What’s with your grades, honestly?”

Griselda shrugs. “I’m just not feeling it.”

“Not feeling it?” yeah total bullshit fucking little sisters “Come on, Griselda. You ain’t going to get onto LGA that way. Quite the contrary, you’re going to end up at a land High School, and that’s not going to be fun at all.”

“I suppose,” says Griselda. “I guess I’m just having that fatigue you know? I really want Middle School out of the way and done. I want to move on, I want to get some really good friends like you have with Kitten. Heck, I’d settle for having a girlfriend at this rate.”

“Now, Griselda. Loneliness is not an excuse for heteroflexibility,” you say.

“Why am I taking advice from you?” says Griselda. “You’ve never even masturbated before!”

“Because I am your big sister!” you say. You pat her head, grinning. “And it doesn’t matter what I do behind the door, it matters what I do when I go out the door!”

Griselda blinks. “… wow. That… that’s actually pretty smart.”

“Good, because I came up with it on the spot.”

Griselda laughs, punching you playfully. “Bitch.”

You shove her back in response. “Jerk.”

You look over at all the people coming to buy classic cars. Most are old men, some are women dragged in by these old men. Occasionally you see a rich teenager or two looking for something retro. You blink.

No, can’t be. Is that Fairless over there?

… ah shit it is. She’s checking the price for what looks to be a Dodge ’58 Coronet Lancer.

> Say hi to her
> Keep walking
> Write in

>>32637809
>> Say hi to her
>Wave the sign at her

>>32637809
>SAY HI

>>32637809
> Say hi to her
Introductions yay!

>>32637809
>> Say hi to her

Best girl is here!

>>32637809
> Say hi to her
I really want to see her and Griselda interact.

>>32637927
Of course kitten is here, she came with us

>>32637809
Inb4 it's actually Fairless' long lost car-loving twin sister!

>>32637936
Pretty sure they met, during Greselda's visit to LGA

>>32637809
>Say hi to her

Introduce Griselda.

Also
>“Why am I taking advice from you?” says Griselda. “You’ve never even masturbated before!”
For fuck's sake Gris! We are in public here.

>>32637944
Seems a bit suspect this.

>>32637809
> Say hi to her

WHY DOES GRISELDA KNOW TRUDE HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED WHAT THE HELL

Plus Trude, you're not allowed to talk about heteroflexibility when you're so deep in the closet that you're having tea with Mr. Tumnus. I so want to see Reepicheep commanding a tank.

>>32637943
Touché.

Squishing them together in a sexual way is best situation anyway.

>>32637988
Thin walls and a complete lack of suspicious noises. Or she just talks to Kitten.

>>32637956
>>32637988

Maybe they are seeing who can hold off it longest.

>>32637995
Symmetrical docking to form the super best girl with the best girls.

>>32638020
Stop using logic.

>>32638020
We should tell Kitten that maybe not everything she knows or hears from us is ideal for consumption by the family-units.

>>32638040
Or we could just have a cheeky rub later on and shut everyone up.

>>32638083
Kitten seems pretty good at it, we should ask her for tips.

>>32638110
"You just gotta work the button some, Trude."

> Say hi to her

“Bernadette!” You wave at her.

She freezes in place. She immediately looks at you, then hides the price listing behind her back. “Oh, Gertrude. Who’s your friend?”

You introduce a very fear-filled Griselda to Fairless. “Bernadette Fairless, this is my younger sister. Griselda Pool. You two not meet yet?”

“I uh…” Griselda stutters. “I-I don’t know.”

Fairless nods. “Nice to meet you.”

“Yeah!” Griselda nods violently. “Likewise!”

You ask, “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be up at Pennsylvania?”

“Well, I was in town for tank practice with the other girls,” she says. “Saw this, figured I visit.”

“Were you planning on buying something?” you say.

“Oh, no!” Fairless waves her hand, laughing forcefully. “… actually, yeah. I was. I mean, I’m not a hardcore car fetishist or whatever, I just want a nice car. That works. And isn’t a tank. Mind you, I like the Chaffee, I do, I just don’t see using it as a way to get to and from work.”

You shrug. “Understandable.” You say, “We’re here selling my Dad’s old car. It’s a ’57 Silver Hawk.”

Fairless’ eyes light up. “A Silver Hawk?!” She shakes her immediately. “I- I mean… wha- what’s a Silver Hawk?”

Pffft

> Walk Around
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Talk to Griselda (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Write in

>>32638144
> "...do you want to see it?"

>>32638144
>Talk to Fairless (Worst poker face ever)

Get dad on the line, have him talk to Bernadette about the car. Let her know its good and bad points.

>>32638144
> Hook arms with Fairless and drag her to the Silver Hawk. "That's a Silver Hawk!"

>>32638144

> Walk Around
> Talk to Fairless (Want to see it?)
>Make her a sign as well to promote the car

>>32638144
>Explain to Fairless that you would not mind letting her drive your Silver Hawk, ifyouknowwhudimean

>>32638181
>Update
She knows what a silver hawk is anon, she just doesn't want to seem like a car buff/nerd/whatever you call it

>>32638144
>>show Fairless the car
then while she fangirls out over it
>> Talk to Griselda (Topic?)
Gossip about how cute Fairless actually is, like there when the poker-face slipped, or when she was all sad about being too scary.

>>32638193
She knows what a silver hawk is

>>32638219
No, because we need to sell it.

>>32638250
are you a shiro

>>32638250
>No, because we need to sell it.
Trude's not a prosti-oh right.
Well, she could buy it, right?

>>32638231
I'm suggesting getting her the owner's perspective on the condition of the car. What it needs fixed, that sort of thing.

>>32638247
Supporting this.

>>32638270
It might devalue the price, we don't need that

>>32638219
But it's our dads...

>>32638345
For Bernadette, I'll risk it. We take care of our friends. She'll decide what its worth to her. If she doesn't want it at that price, someone else will.

> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)

“Would you like to see it?” you ask.

Fairless shrugs, obviously trying to hide her excitement behind her heavy trenchcoat, her green scarf, her brown sweatervest, that black skirt and her grey blouse. “Oh… I mean, if it’s not too much trouble.”

“Come on!” you say. You grab her arm and lead her on.

“Oh, okay,” says Fairless quickly.

You arrive back at your car, which is next to be auctioned off. Fairless has stars in her eyes as she walks around it, feeling the hood and looking in the interior.

Kitten asks you, “Where’d you find her?”

You shrug. “Just did.” You lean in, whispering. “She really likes cars, apparently.”

Kitten smirks. “Well maybe you’ll get her one for Christmas or something.”

“I might,” you say. “Just to make you jealous!” You tug on Kitten’s cheek.

“I’m not jealous!” she says.

Fairless walks over, surprised. “Gertrude, I’m quite surprised you have a car like that. Is it really only worth 20,000?”

You nod. “Apparently. Price might go up in the bids.”

Fairless looks at the price listing for it, her face turning into one of worry.

> “Are you planning on buying it?”
> “Hey, if you can’t afford it, bad luck.”
> “So where’s the rest of your crew?”
> Write in

>>32638401
I'm halfway tempted to withdraw it from the auction and sell it to her outright. On the one hand, we'd get less money for it, but on the other hand, our friend REALLY wants it.

>>32638401
> “Are you thinking of buying it?”
Planning might be a bit strong.

>>32638401
>> “Are you planning on buying it?”
> “So where’s the rest of your crew?”

>>32638401
>> “Are you planning on buying it?”
Just give it to her cheap. That way we can regret causing her death in a car crash.

>>32638394
That's not how auctions work and if she doesn't like it then we are at a loss

>>32638426
>>32638433

We can withdraw the car from the auction charge her the flat 20k.

That would cut out the middleman and avoid the auctioneer's 10% anyway.

>>32638401
>What's your price limit?
> “Are you planning on buying it?”

>>32638401
> “Are you planning on buying it?”

>>32638426
Everyone knows /tg/ is soft as fuck. However, said softness is possibly matched by anons' determination to get every resource possible and therefor sell at max price. We'll just have to see!

>>32638449
She learns the condition, she bids until it gets too expensive for her (repair cost factored in)

>>32638401
>> “Are you planning on buying it?”
>> “So where’s the rest of your crew?”

>>32638433
That defeats the purpose of us selling the bloody thing!

>>32638426
But we really need the money

>>32638451
She said that the price will increase

>>32638466
Not how it works I believe, if anything she can not bid anymore if its too much for her.

>>32638470
The whole problem is that at this point the people who read the quest for character interactions and fun tankery don't really give a shit about squeezing out as much money as possible, while the people who are super into the team management and upgrade/purchases part of the quest do. I'd give away the car in a heartbeat myself, lose out on some cash, eh whatever.

>>32638507

Then ask her how much she can afford. If she can afford 25k. That's roughly 27.8k in auction price.

Surely, we can reach a compromise here to avoid giving the auctioneer the 10%.

>>32638401
>> “Are you planning on buying it?”

>>32638144
>"A silver hawk is a car made for honest people who don't try to fake their insterests!"

>>32638514
The people who read this quest for the team management are horrible people who shouldn't have been catered to in the first place. It's the most boring aspect of the quest.

>>32638615
But what if I like both parts of the quest?

>>32638615
Hey, don't be mean to Excel. He's done a damn good job keeping track of everything.

>>32638615
1/10 only for making me respond

> “Are you planning on buying it?”

“Were you thinking of buying it?” you ask.

“Well, it’s no Phantom Corsair- Not that I know what that is,” says Fairless. “It’s a cool car, Gertrude, I like it.”

Kitten slides in between you two. “Well, maybe the two of you should-“ You push Kitten away. “Aaaaahhhh!”

You say, “If you want, I could just sell it to you. I mean, what’s your price range?”

“Oh, I can’t ask you to do that,” says Fairless. “That ain’t fair to people who might want it too. If I lose out on it, I’ll lose out.” She shrugs, sweeping her hands dismissively. “Fair’s fair.”

Nancy smiles. “Well, that’s noble of you, Bernadette!”

“Now, I do kind of want it,” says Fairless. “But I’ll see if I can actually win it in the auction. I should have enough money.”

The Silver Hawk gets taken down to the auction block. All of you walk up there in the crowd.

“Right, we have a 1957 Studebaker Silver Hawk in good condition! Starting bid is 20k! DoIhear20kdoIhear20k?”

Fairless raises her hand.

“Isee20k,doIhave21?21?21?”

Another man in the crowd raises her hand. “21!22?Goingoncetwice?”

Fairless raises her hand again.

“22!22!22!DoIhear23,23,23?”

An old man raises his hand.

“23,23,23!”

Fairless puffs her cheeks out, raising her hand again. “24,24,24!”

Kitten says, “You think Fairless is actually going to get your car?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32638667
> Polite

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>>32638644

>>32638667

> Boast

Free rides on LGA sounds like a good deal

>>32638667
> Boast
"Definitely! I can tell she's wanted my Silver Hawk from the moment she met it!"

>>32638667
> Boast.
> "Bernadette's determined enough to get what she really wants." Ignore the irony.

>>32638667
> Polite
> Write in
"If she doesn't, we can at least stick around to find her a Phantom Corsair."

>>32638667
>Boast

I hope so. Its almost like its still in the family.

Almost

>>32638667
>> Polite
I'd love her to win, but auctions are auctions.

>>32638667
>> Boast

"It's Fairless, nothing could stand in her way if she really wanted it."

>>32638667
>Polite

I don't know

>>32638615
One side, can't survive without the other anon

>>32638698
You DO realize that there was only ever one Corsair ever made, right?

> Boast

“Of course she will! She’s Bernadette Fairless, nothing stands in her way, not Irish Hall Monitors, not paywalls, nothing!”

“Ihear2727!DoIhear28282828?”

Fairless raises her hand again.

“2828!Goingoncetwice!”

An old man yells out, “30k!”

“Ihear30k30k30k!DoIhear313131?”

Fairless sighs, frowning. Her hand doesn’t go up this time.

“Sold for 30k! To the good man in the brown jacket!”

Fairless says, “Ran out of money.”

“Aw, that’s okay, Bernadette,” you say. “Tell you what, maybe there’s a Phantom Corsair or something we can find for you!”

Fairless looks at you. “You don’t know anything about cars, do you?”

“Not really,” you say. “Why, is it rare?”

“A bit,” she says. She shrugs. “Whatever. There’s always next time.”

The auctioneer walks over, writing you a cheek. “Righto, we get ten percent of the proceeds!” He hands you the cheek. “There you are!”

> + 27,000 DOLLARS

“Thanks,” you say.

Kitten rubs her stomach. “Maybe we should get lunch. It’s almost time for practice too.”

> Go get lunch
> Wander around
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Other

>>32638767
Oh... Well that's too bad then.
I guess scoping around for something else that may pique Bernadette's interest is the least that can be done.

>>32638873
>> Go get lunch
> Talk to Someone (Fairless)

>>32638873
> Go get lunch

>>32635043

Sorry about that, guess I overestimated the possible costs of the conversions.

At this point, we can just hold on to it abit longer, see how much eliting of a heavy will cost since the KV-85 is supposed to be ready for eliting.

>>32638873

Damn, poor fairless. Would have preferred to sell it to her direct.

> Go get lunch

>>32638873
That's what happens when people let it go to auction.
We could have gotten more than that if we'd sold it to her directly too.
> Go get lunch

>>32638917

If we sold it to her for 28k, we would have wound up with more since no auctioneer cut.

Oh well, doesn't make a big difference.

>>32638873
>Go get lunch

>>32638873
>Go get lunch (Invite Bernadette)

>>32638873
>Go get lunch

With Bernadette included. The to the Spy Museum.

>>32638873
> Go get lunch
Something we can all eat on the road.
> Wander around

>>32638950

Yup. And Fairless would have been happy.

>>32638873
> Go get lunch, bring Fairless with us.
> "So why do you like old cars?"

She can pet Kitten, it makes Trude feel better, after all.

>>32638917
It's probably 10,000, it shouldn't be that much from the mediums we converted.

Also, the only way I see the token giving us the most bang for out buck (Besides the Panther) is the Jumbo Pershing since it was the most expensive if the conversions we have

>>32638873
So wait, you had Fairless refuse to buy it regularly just so we could get LESS money for it at auction? Fould play GS, I'm disappointed. We could have had an extra 1k here, that's way more important than some shitty random NPCs 'getting a chance' at it, not even mentioning it'd get Fairless the car as well.

>>32639019
Hell, I would have sold it to her at 20k anyways. In the long run 7 or 8k wouldn't make a huge difference that we couldn't make up in other ways.

>>32638991
Doesn't matter, contrary to her last name, she wanted to get it fairly.

>>32639065
Who gives a shit.
It should have been a choice between prioritizing money or helping our friends. Instead it was just 'here you get less cash and also Fairless gets shit'. That's dumb as hell.

>>32639065
Is she a blonde? I feel like she would be a blonde, especially with a name like that.

>>32639001

Actually no.

Come to think of it, our best bet is to use it to buy the QF Bundle or the KwK Bundle.

The selling of everything but the 17 pounder in the QF bundle netted us 22k. Selling the 17 pounder as well would easily net us at least 7k more.

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/30734466/#30743566

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29777154/#29780428

>>32639061
http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sq

Their are several things in the shop we could get for that much

> Go get lunch

This calls for lunch. You all head to the nearest McDonalds and head through the drive through in Fairless’ ’10 Subaru Legacy. Fairless seems to have a keen interest in cars, which is why you’re all now in her nice car eating McDonalds as you head past the Smithsonian Institute.

You say, “Maybe we can visit the Spy Museum sometime, Bernadette.” You sit in the passenger seat next to her while everyone else eats in the back.

Fairless nods. “Yeah.”

You frown. “Come on. I honestly would’ve sold it to you.”

Fairless says, “I’m not someone special, Gertrude. You shouldn’t be selling random people your cars. Especially nice ones like that.”

Kitten says, “But you seem so down too.”

“I’ll get over it,” says Fairless. “Silver Hawk ain’t the best car, I can think of lots more. Fords, DeLoreans, that sort of stuff.” She looks over at you. “Honestly, Gertrude. I would’ve felt terrible, we were at an auction for crying out loud.”

> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”
> “Eh, maybe you’re right.”
> “Fuck that, I would’ve charged you out the ass.”
> Write in

>>32639193
What about the fact we' got fucked out of funds GS. Sure is convenient that she didn't want to buy it regularly, or hell, that we didn't meet her before arranging to put it to auction.

>>32639193
>> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”

What's the point of connections if you don't use 'em?

Also why does she think she's just a random person?

>>32639193
>“I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”

Someone needs a hug

>>32639193
>> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”
>> "And its our old car, I'd like to have seen it in a good home and in good hands."

>>32639193
> "Fuck that, those auctioneers take 10% you know!"

>>32639193
>> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”
I don't even know what I'm voting for but it feels right.

>>32639193
>> “Fuck that, I would’ve charged you out the ass.

Joke then

> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”

I guess,

>>32639220

Anon, pls. It's like 1k difference and GS gave us the Nats sponsorship.

>>32639193
"I just want to see you happy, Fairless. And 'random person'? I'VE SEEN YOU NAKED.

Ok so like the covers blocked the good stuff but really you're totally not just some random person though it was kinda random that you were just sorta nekkid that one time"

>>32639193
> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless. It's not like I'd be giving it away for free."

>>32639268

We've showered with her, we've seen everything.

>>32639193
>“I just want to see you happy, Fairless."

It's true, why would we want her sad?

>>32639193
> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”
> “Fuck that, I would’ve charged you out the ass.”

>>32639267
Again, it should have been money or Fairless, and it should have been a voted on choice. Not forced onto neither, get less money AND not sold to Fairless, with no vote.

>>32639268

Also she's drawn Pool like one of her French girls

>>32639193
> "I just want to see you happy, Fairless. Besides, isn't what we did just now exactly 'selling random people your car'? I'd rather sell to someone I know would take care of it."

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>>32639250
Fairless tends to induce feels.

>>32639334
Harukachan can get fucked though.

>>32639193
> Write in
Random people do not get to see Trudy naked. Mostly.

> “Fuck that, I would’ve charged you out the ass.”
Taken every penny she had.

>>32639351
Is that what that is?

What's the series called?

> "Fuck that, I would've charged you with your ass."

Wait, what?

>>32639403
Idolmaster Puchimasu, which is a vignette/shorts series from the regular Idolmaster anime/franchise. All the episodes are around 2 or 3 minutes long.

>>32639404

The Pool family appreciates good butts

>>32639404
> "But Trude, that wouldn't help our budget at all!"

>>32639452
Maybe not the fiscal budget, but it sure does fill the Ass Quota.

> “I just want to see you happy, Fairless.”

“I would’ve charged out the ass for it though, Fairless.”

“Really?”

“No!” you say. You laugh a little. “Honestly, Bernadette. I just want to see you be happy. Like, genuinely happy. Not subtle happy stuff. Just, genuinely happy!”

Fairless says, “Well, now you’re making regret not buying it.”

“Hey, next time,” you say. “Heck, if you get a nice car, let me know. Maybe we can take it for a spin.”

Kitten and Griselda giggle in the back. Griselda says, “They’re like a couple!”

Fairless turns back to her. “How would you like for me to turn this car around?”

“Sorry, ma’am!” Griselda shrinks in fright.

Fairless sighs. “Well, sorry for being a stickler then, Gertrude.”

“Not your fault, I should’ve insisted,” you say.

You leave the Nation’s capital and head down to NOVA Armor Museum, just a stone throw’s away from DC. The building itself is less of a building and more of a giant warehouse, similar to Casablanca. Fairless puts the car in park and you all step out.

The crews are here. The Seniors, the Juniors, the Japanese Girls, and the Cheerleaders. “Is this all?” you ask.

“I was expecting more!” says Nezumi. “This holiday of yours is breeding weakness!”

“Yeah!” says Clara. “I can see it in your bones, Nezumi!”

“What did you just say to me, I’ll have you know I commanded the Panzer VIII Maus and I’ll have-“ Clara and Nezumi get into a shouting match, you quickly settle down.

“Guys, guys. I know tensions are high, but let’s just get things through. Today’s practice might be a bit unorthodox because as you can see, NOVA doesn’t have a firing range or, much of a place to practice maneuvers. Who’s instructing?”

Octavia walks out from the back of the crowd. “Me.”

“Great!” you say.

> Start Practice
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

With the coming training session, can we have Kate do it this time?

The Japanese Girl's skill rating is still an unknown. Need a session with Kate at the helm to see what we're working with.

>>32639494
Yeah, if only we got a chance to insist huh. Peculiar that.

>>32639494
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
Fairless

Ask her about the book we loan her. Has she read it yet?

>>32639504
It's probably high-ish. Does it matter all that much?

>>32639494
>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
Comp.Spec Pershing 14,000
Improved Suspension 1,500
Applique armor: 1, 000

Groucer 3X (T-34/85, Panther, Pershing); 300

16,800

>>32639481
Trude's already filling that on her own, though.

>>32639494
> Talk to the Cheerleaders
> "You're going to fuck up today when piloting for the first time, don't worry about it. We've all done it. Just don't blow up any planes."

>>32639504
Too late for that, mate. Octavia's here, let's use her.

>>32639575

Hold off first.

It's still Dad's car. We need to split part of it back to him.

>>32639494
> Talk to Someone (Nezumi)
De-escalate her shouting match with Clara.
Ask if Black Forest's sister school is Konigsberg (like with St. GG and William Adams, and Pravda and Kursk). Inquire about their possible line-up if so.

And invite their team for Thanksgiving dinner.

>>32639494
>Introduce the T-34/85 to the Japanese.
>Ask Juniors about their 4th member
>Give Cheerleaders the Pershing

>Consult the Shop
>>32639575

>>32639494

> Talk to the Cheerleaders

Mostly because Clara is an entertaining foil to Trudy

>>32639554

Sort of.

They're one of the team that may hit elite before the finals against oorai. I'd like to see the numbers and see if its possible.

>>32639592
He said it's for the club. We'll pay him back by WINNING THE FUGGIN' CHAMPIONSHIP WOOO

>>32639494
>>32639612
This, I'm still annoyed at their three man team using a 5 man tank.

>>32639592
He said we can keep the funds.

Also giving the regular add ons will cheapen the Jumbo Pershing

>>32639494
> Start Practice
Let's rock!

also, are we inviting the Exchange team to Thanksgiving?

With their help we could hit that turkey like a hive fleet.

>>32639619

It's still his car though. It's not right to just take all the money and use it on the school tankery program. Some of the money still deserves to go back to the family.

>>32639612

Wasn't the Pershing already promised to the Seniors?

>>32639661

Maybe we can classify it as a long term loan then.

>>32639661
He wanted to get rid of it and we're doing him a favor by doing it for him.

Besides if you really, really insist, we still have roughly half of it left.

>>32639661
Fair enough. We can give him a call to let him know how much it fetched and how much he wants.

>>32639658
I still want to see this. I would also invite the O's (or at least the nice, polite, courteous, and lesbian O's) except they've sort've skedaddled already.

>>32639678
Your right, but they need to use the Chaffee for the match

>>32639678

Kind of.

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32331944/#32332477

>>32639718
Why do they need to use the Chaffee?

>>32639718

Well then we can just swap around abit.

We have plenty of spare tanks, the Cheerleaders can borrow the delinquient's Panther to try it out.

I expect we will assign that new panther to them after all.

>>32639757
Because their used to it for now, their going to be fighting against the practice match against the Ace's friend, and the Pershing is Vintage and I rather it not break down during the fight

> Talk to Someone (Cheerleaders)
> Other things

“So, Gertrude Pool, which tank are we taking?”

You shrug. “Whichever is available. We have a Pershing tank-“

“Is that ours?” Alisa asks hopefully.

“No, in fact. The T-34 is yours,” you say. All the Japanese girls balk a bit, Assam less noticeably so.

Assam says, “Well, you know what they say. We can crew tanks! In Soviet Russia, tank screw you!”

“Shut up,” says Nezumi as they all reluctantly walk over to it.

> - 5 MORALE TO TEAM PURPLE HEART

Clara huffs. “Well, we’ll take the Pershing then! If no one else objects.”

“Well, we were here first,” says Henrietta. “And we would take the Pershing! But holy shit does it fucking smell in there, and that fucking engine too. Fuck that.”

You nod. “Alright.”

Octavia claps her hands. “Right, can we get this started then?”

> Lecture
> Practice
> Write in

>>32639792

> Practice

Assam, pls

>>32639757

They're going into that friendly tomorrow againsts the new school.

A Pershing, T-34 and a Cromwell is sort of too overwhelming against 3 shermans.

I'm of the opinion that we should provide a small injection of funds to this new fledging program, pay it forward for all the help LGA's has received.

>>32639792

Lecture

>>32639792
>> Practice
>Tell them we;ll have it refurbished after their practice match

>>32639792
Well, Henrietta sorted out that problem for us. Good for her. And god these exchange students are sensitive as fuck.

> Practice.

Actually, it's good news having such a small training group today. We can actually focus on helping the Cheerleaders operate rather than throwing them out into the wild.

>>32639792
> Practice
> Write in
Griselda is gonna substitute for Ramirez, right?
Or she could just sit pretty within Cupid, but not really do anything much.

>>32639823
We can do that maybe after the tournament though

>>32639792
>> Lecture

Cheerleaders need some instruction first.

Also let them use the Delinquent's Panther.

>>32639884
Let's see how they are first before investing.

>>32639883

She can ride with us. She'll love it.

>>32639845

Too bad the Hall Monitors aren't here today

>>32639792
>> Practice
Assam still a best.

>>32639792
Support for this >>32639883

As for overkill on the 3x3 match...the other teams are more experienced with their tanks then all of ours are, and only one of our teams has tank experience, but not as a team. Should be an interesting match.

We should give the fledgling team a grand or two for now, as a good luck/thanks for the match gift. We'll drop a bigger gift after LGA is saved. OR give them all the tanks if LGA sinks.

Rolled 86

>>32639792
kill ourself

>>32639977
Next quest: Ekins's Heroes.

>>32639977
But we kind of need all the cash we can get though?

>>32640011

We have enough to squeeze through, actually.

Its a matter of stopping the impusle of ooooo shiny.

>>32640040
But a good point of the shiny is the upgrades though. We can upgrade the Stupa with that much but again if so insistent, we'll see how everything goes during the match

> Practice

“Griselda, you want to be our sub loader today?”

“WOULD I!?” Griselda runs towards your tank. Octavia laughs at that.

She says, “Youth.”

For now, your Sherman, the T-34/85, the Chaffee, the Cromwell, and the Panther (The Cheerleaders had a last minute vote for it) roll out.

Octavia says, “Alright. For those of you undercrewed, consider where you need to be in a situation. Radio operators are something a Commander can do. Commanders can load too, and they can gun as well. If you need to quickly replace someone, feel free to practice moving around in the tank. First things first, we’ll start with driving around the building for a bit.” She stands on your tank, hanging onto the turret as she speaks into the throat mic. “Follow Gertrude.”

“Yes, yes, yes!” Griselda is giddy as she sits in the loader seat.

The tanks begin rolling ahead, except for the Panther.

“Hold on! Gotta figure out this clutch, AND THEN WE’LL CATCH YOU, GERTRUDE POOL!” yells Clara.

Octavia says, “This ain’t a competition, take your time to familiarize yourself with it.”

The Panther suddenly rolls backwards, right into a fence.

“D’oh!” yells Clara again.

Once that’s sorted though, the crews go a careful 5 miles per hour around the building without managing to crash into anything. Good thing everything valuable is inside.

Griselda bounces in her seat, giddy. “Can we fire a blank shot, Gertrude? Please? Please?”

> FIRE A BLANK SHOT?
> Y/N
> Other

Since the Cheerleaders got the Pershing, should we let the Senior Council take the Panther and give the Chaffee to the Hall Monitors when they show up?

>>32640089
>> N

This seems like it could go horribly wrong

>>32640089
>N
Responsible Trudy time.

>>32640089

N

"Later. We'll have shooting practice."

>>32640089
>N

During shooting practice, and once Nancy calibrates the gun

>>32640089
>N
Soon, though. There's gotta be a blamming range around here.

>>32640089
> N
We might get fined again.

>>32640089
>N

>>32640089
>N
Patience young Padawan.

>>32640089
>N
That's just asking for something to go wrong

>>32640128
>>32640145
>>32640146
>Today’s practice might be a bit unorthodox because as you can see, NOVA doesn’t have a firing range

No firing range

>>32640165

Damn.

Well we can fire off a round later once we finish the mvr practice.

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>>32640165
Crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap

>>32640183

Practice blank round, I meant.

>>32640183
We should at least ask the museum if they are okay with us firing off blank rounds right outside the building during operating hours. Don't want them getting sued for hurting a visitor's ears.

>>32640264

"Dear Visitors, we have be having a live demonstration of a M4 Sherman Tank firing it's 75mm gun in 10mins."

> N

“Sorry, Griselda. I’m not sure we’re allowed to right now.” Griselda pouts at that. “Your time will come though.”

“Fine…” Griselda crosses her arms.

“Alright! Stop!” Octavia yells. The tanks all brake to a halt, the Panther coming to gently ram the Chaffee in the back.

“It’s not funny!” yells Henrietta over the radio.

Octavia says, “Right, everyone park and dismount. Let’s move into lecture.” You walk into the building, greeted by museum staff. Octavia walks over to you. “Alright, Gertrude, anything you want to cover?”

> Gunnery
> Maneuvering
> Enemy teams
> Write in

>>32640311
76mm.

Actually that might be interesting, have a small demonstration for the museum

>>32640264
Hell, make it a limited time special museum event for the visitors, so we can show our appreciation for the support that NOVA gave to LGA.

Also gives the visitors ample warning.
Additionally, every country has a representative tank for this practice, so visitors get the full historical package.

>>32640337
> Gunnery

>>32640337
>> Gunnery
>> Maneuvering
>> Enemy teams
Everything?

>>32640337
>> Maneuvering

>>32640337
Supporting All The Things >>32640373

And ask NOVA managment about demonstration booming

>>32640337
> Enemy teams
Is this the new Study Tank Roster system?

>>32640455
It's probably either a stand in for no gunnery practice, or part of Octavia's practice package.

So the senior council still wants the pershing, once we convert it.

Senior Council - Pershing
Cheerleaders - Panther
Hall Monitors - Chaffee

This assignment good for the next training session?