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>>32653291

Posted in last thread, but didn't save in the archive.

Here's some thoughts.

There are some good things that might come from Fate fighting NegAnaru. Firstly it will distract the clone from Satsuki, allowing her to do whatever she wants without it breathing down her neck. Secondly, it will allow us to gauge the clones fighting ability. Inumuta and Iori can analyze the gathered combat data to find weaknessess.

Bad things that will probably come of it is that Fate will get his ass wrecked, possibly in more ways than one. The collateral will most likely be extensive, and the fight might provoke action from Ragyo.

If the Clone attacks Nui, it might also trigger Fate's Yandere mode mostly featured in NoP's quest. The person who has been able to prevent triggering it has been Anaru himself, most likely due to the respect Fate has for him.

>>32653349

I saw it in the last thread. Good stuff.

Here on time today, woohoo!

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>>32653291

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opm8R3Hxrsw

"Thank you for gathering here on such short notice," you say, balancing the cup of warm tea in your hand. "I realize that you had been placed on hold and already made plans on how to spend your free time, but I'm afraid you will have to cancel them."

Soroi shifts uncomfortably at your side, and you know. You know he's nervous, like you are. Sanageyama leans forward on the couch, looking past Ryuuko to give you his full attention.

"Then...does that mean...?"

"Yes," you affirm, rising to your feet and casting light all throughout the lounge. "i have received the order to prepare Honnouji Academy for the Cultural and Sports Grand Festival!"

Every member of the Elite Five jumps to their feet, and Ryuuko as well. "It's finally time?!" She shouts. The others are talking far too rapidly and much too loudly for you to respond.

You drive your Bakuzan into the floor with a loud CLACK!, and silence falls once again. "Yes, Ryuuko," you say with a slight nod, "the fact that I have received this order is proof that Ragyo believes there are no obstacles remaining in her path. Even our latest...headache...appears to have upheld his end of the bargain regarding that. The time to rebel is almost upon us!"

The Elite Five salute you, but Ryuuko takes a step forward. Her eyes are wide and you know she is going to inquire. The others are far too respectful to do such a thing, but you know Ryuuko. You know what to expect from her.

"Wait...what the hell do you mean, 'bargain?' What did you-?"

"It matters not!" You cry, driving Bakuzan down again. "All things are tools to achieving my goal, and the ends more than justify my means! You know better than to question that by now, Matoi Ryuuko!"

She appears hurt, and you know that it's less because of your tone and more due to the fact that you won't tell her. She already knows you did something, that something happened to you...but not what it was.

She is going to ask.

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>>32653555
>Bargain

>>32653555
What could Satsuki possibly give to the clone I wonder.

>>32653850
Herself.

>>32653932
They are engaged now. The wedding happens at the festival

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>>32653932

It's too early in the morning for this shit.

If you cut Anaru's pompadour off, what happens?

>>32654110
The universe will rip itself apart.

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>>32653291
Soon

Apologies for the delay, collecting eyecatches in PREPARATION for today and tonight. Shit's getting real.

>>32654110
>>32654128

On the flip side, if Anaru himself discards the pompadour (simply by not styling his hair that way), then you know he is absolutely 110% done with this bullshit.

My body is currently engaging readiness overdrive plan chinchilla delta: bring thine hype

>>32654110
It would be painful.

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>>32653555
Oh man...

So Satsuki went and did the deed with Evil Anaru?

Fuck man, that's...

I mean, this pretty much 100% confirms that Fate's NOT going to be the one who gets to kill Evil Anaru, even if Nui gets hurt.

Nui and Fate are in serious fucking trouble right now.

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>>32654159
>Anaru sheds his Pomp during the final battle
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08

>>32654251

I confirm and deny NOTHING. You'll just have to wait.

>>32654251
Now if I were a crazy supowerpowered clone of someones boyfriend, I would not settle for doing the deed with her. That would be too easy. I would make it official. Make her mine body and soul, if not heart. I would marry her. Make it public. I did what the original didn't. I'm the superior version. Me! I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES!

Uh... Not that I am a Crazed superpowered clone. Haha. That would be silly. I was speaking hypothethically of course.

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>>32654395

We cannot allow this

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>>32654218

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>>32654449

holy shit

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>>32654449

>>32654395
That makes good sense.

However, allow me to give my own take on it.

If I were a crazy, cruel, superpowered monstrosity that knew it was a clone and had a complex, and also knew the lover of the original I was born from didn't get to do it yet, I'd deflower the lover before the wedding, and then make the marriage public and everything else.

I'd be sure to take her for myself and soon, and then make it official on top of that.

I'd do everything in my power to break the original before he even gets a chance to do anything about it, and even if I die by the originals hands, I've already done my work to his lover.

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>>32654514

Stop. Please.

>>32654514
I do see what you mean. The possibility is certainly there. We'll just have to wait for the OP to deliver the skeletons for us to see.

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>>32654514
Fuck, why did I even write this shit!?

God, this is fucking horrible.

OP, please disregard this, I actually managed to depress myself.

Fuck...

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>>32654632
Too late Overthinking No. 2, too late!

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>>32654632
Let me depress you more. If I were the clone, I would not only take the originals lover.

I would take his Onee-Chan as well

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>>32654752

OVER THE LINE PLANFAG

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INTERMISSION HAS ENDED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8k08JUReG0

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>>32654817
Unleash! The Skeletons!

>>32654817
OH FUCK EYE CATCHERS


MUH DICK

>>32654817
I am prepared, Mind, Body and Skeleton

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>>32653555

Tune: TTGL OST, Love Conservative

You delegate very specific tasks to each member of your Elite Five and send them away, granting them their freetime until the evening. With preparations being handled in the evening rather than the daytime, that gives you time to tie up whatever loose ends remain before the day is over.

You feel a touch of anxiety when Ryuuko does not leave the lounge, choosing instead to approach your throne. Hands on her hips, she leans forward with eyes narrowed and glinting.

"What the hell did you mean, 'bargain?' Have you been setting up deals with that...thing?"

You bring the cup to your mouth, eyes shut to the world. Closed off from all.

"It matters not-"

You open them in shock when she slaps the cup out of your hand, sending it crashing against the wall.

"Ojou-sama!" Soroi cries in concern, moving to pick up the pieces. You just stare at Ryuuko in shock.

"Don't feed me that crap," she hisses, grabbing you by the shoulders. "I knew there was a reason he wasn't taking action against you, against us. He knows everything by now, right? So what the hell did you give him, huh? What the hell did you do?!"

"What was necessary," you mumble. Ryuuko pulls you out of the throne and before you can react, her fist sends you tumbling to the floor.

"You asked me to fight alongside you, and I said yes. Now you're running off and making needless sacrifices? What did you do?!" She yells.

Lying there with your pride discarded, you feel as if you're in a trance. You're in no hurry to get back on your feet. You'd gladly square off with her on any other day, but not today.

"It is none of your concern," you finally say, much to Ryuuko's increased annoyance. "The plan will succeed because of the contingencies set in place, and that is all there is to it."

"Is that the same answer you'd give to aniki?!"

Your eyes go wide.

[ ] Relent
[ ] Resist
[ ] Retreat

>>32655058
[ ] Relent

>>32655058
>[x] Relent

>>32655058
>[x] Relent.
Communication is key, after all, the Unspoken Plan Guarantee doesn't work once someone flaps the drama fan.

>>32655058
>[ ] Relent

I WANNA KNOW

CAN YOU SHOOOOW ME

>>32655058
>[ ] Resist

C'mon guys this is Satsuki

>>32655058
>[X] Resist

Resolve

>>32655058
>[ ] Relent
Both because I want to know, but because Ryuuko's the only one there that can likely help Satsuki.

She can't carry that weight all by herself, and Ryuuko's got a pure heart.

It's a horrible idea for Satsuki to hold onto this, it will absolutely break her at the worst time, she needs to talk to Ryuuko about it.

RESOLVE is sharing your burden with those who love you.

>>32655058
>[ ] Resist
I'm afraid that the other options would lead to disaster.

>>32655058
>[ ] Resist

>>32655141
But what if involving others lead to things out of your control. Let me point out one possible outcome:>>32654752

But maybe things will work out, who knows.

>>32655100
>>32655102
>>32655105
>>32655111
>>32655141
10 minutes.

>>32655178
I understand your concern, however, Satsuki can't shoulder all of this by herself, it will absolutely crush her.

She's not invincible, she needs help from trusted companions.

Ryuuko's the one person Sastuki needs to not pull her MUH RESOLVE nonsense with, because Ryuuko's got a pure heart and can help her.

We'll deal with whatever happens afterwards.

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>>32655058

>[x] Retreat

Obligatory dickish skeleton vote

Shit, and just imagine if Satsuki starts tearing up and runs to Ryuuko's arms, or Ryuuko runs up to grab Satsuki and huge the FUCK out of her? Because that's exactly what Ryuuko is probably going to do.

Ugh, the cuteness of that scene will make up for whatever happened between Satsuki and Evil Anaru.

UPDATE DAMN YOU

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>>32655058

Tune: Libera Me From Hell

"Very well," you scoff, rising to your feet and lightly dusting off your arm. Ryuuko still looks rather confrontational, and you know that indulging her request is not going to help that.

So, you decide to trust her. You will trust your former rival with information that could almost certainly and indirectly lead to disastrous results.

"This aberration believes itself to be superior to Ondori Anaru. So much, in fact, that it desires to completely assume his life and succeed in any respect that he did not. And as I'm sure you can already tell," you continue with a look of disgust, "I am to become his greatest conquest."

"Conquest," Ryuuko repeats, lowering her fist.

"He came to my chambers earlier, and...forced himself upon me."

Ryuuko takes a step back, horrified.

"He...did it...?"

"Don't be ridiculous. I am not so weak as to simply bow to the whims of others. Least of all my enemies!"

"But you did bow," Ryuuko snaps back. "You said you made a deal!"

"Yes...you are correct. In exchange for the continued safety of you and everyone else in this Academy, as well as being given one chance to destroy Kiryuuin Ragyo...I..."

You shield your face, turning just enough to hide it with your hair.

"...I offered myself in exchange for you. I played into its desires with the intent to make it grow complacent, lower its guard."

"How..."

Ryuuko clenches her fists, knuckles white as snow.

"How the hell could you do something like that?! Where is your pride, that stupid 'holier-than-thou' look you always wear?"

"My methods are my own to decide!" You shout back.

"How many times do I have to tell you that there's no need for that?! We're strong enough to finish this without making any more sacrifices, especially...especially something as disgusting as that!"

"Aw, I'm not so bad once you get to know me."

Both of you turn to face the elevator.

>>32655290
>the cuteness of that scene will make up for whatever happened between Satsuki and Evil Anaru
Damn it, anon, get your priorities straight.

>>32655669
You scare me

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>>32655673
>"He came to my chambers earlier, and...forced himself upon me."

>>32655687
>>32655673
I take it back NegAnaru scares me more

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>>32655673
>"Aw, I'm not so bad once you get to know me."

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>>32655673
Maybe he's really not that bad if you get to know him.

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>>32655673
"He came to my chambers earlier, and...forced himself upon me."

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>>32655673
>that tune
>that stinger

>>32655673
Does NegAnanu have a thing for the elevator, cause he sure stays around it often enough

>>32655775
>>>/REVOC/

Dammit OP you had to go there. I thought we'd at least get the threat of it for a while first.

>>32655783

>The Elevator is Life-Fiber Hacked

>>32655783
>We're worried that he's been harassing Hakodate and stuff
>He's just been spending the entire day riding the elevator back and forth because it has such a nice view

>>32655783
>NegAnaru sits in the elevator pushing buttons and laughing childishly
>Anyone who tries to use it has to stop at ever floor before arriving at their destination
>No one can overcome the vile inconvenience that is NegAnaru

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>>32655673
>"Aw, I'm not so bad once you get to know me."

>>32655800
Did you miss his first confrontation with Satsuki when they got back to Honnouji?

>>32655800
We could've stopped it, but we had to check our e-mails.

>>32655673
Good good let the hate flow through you Anaru
Soon my Anons the even the flames of the burning Phoenix won't be enough to satisfy the burning hatred of Ondori.
Where we're you when Anaru raged against the system? Nay THE WORLD!?

>>32654514

yeah...would not be into an NTR route.

Glad this is all just speculation at our part right now, because I honestly don't think OP would do us like that.

>>32655673
>"He came to my chambers earlier, and...forced himself upon me."
oh lordy

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Hey guys.

OP did say Anaru would pump up the football.
He didn't say which one though.

>>32655825
I don't see what that has to do with anything

>>32655846
OP just did

>>32655846
Pfffttt

Since I have really stupid reading comprehension, did they fuck?

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>>32654514
>ftw you realize you think exactly like Evil Anaru

I really fucking hate I wrote this, what's more I hate how fucking dead on it ended up being.

Fuck...

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>>32655826
I'm getting my Palpatines ready

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>>32655874

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>>32655874
Fuck you Carlos

>>32655878
We had to choose that or reporting to Sats or the Devas if I remember right.
Reporting was the option to prevent this.

Wait wait, it only says she offered herself. But did they do the deed yet, or is it arranged for later?

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>>32655673

"You-!" Ryuuko cries.

The fake Anaru walks slowly over to the two of you, occasionally biting a chunk away from the apple in his hand.

"What a joke," you scoff, fingers tracing the hilt of your Bakuzan. "As if you could experience taste."

"Y'know," he responds with a mouth full of apple, "y' go' a point, there."

He throws the apple at Ryuuko's head with tremendous speed and she deftly swings at the projectile with her extended Scissor Blade, cutting it cleanly in two.

Fake Anaru laughs and gives her a few claps, smiling widely. "Not bad!"

"Why have you returned here? Our business is concluded," you growl.

"See, that's where you're wrong," the fake responds, climbing the steps to your throne. "Our business has only begun. In fact, I've come to discuss some amendments with you."

Ryuuko lifts the Scissor to his neck, the mysterious metal gleaming dangerously.

"I think that's far enough, dirtbag. One more step and I'm turning you into a new blanket."

"Oh, nice. That's really nice, haha! That's...what, a Life Fiber joke? I mean, it's honestly the best one I've heard in all my days of being alive. All two of them, really."

He grabs the blade and steals it from Ryuuko's hand, driving his foot into her chest. Your strongest ally is sent flying back into the wall and falls to her knees, glaring furiously as he points the Scissor to her.

You take a step forward. Bakuzan is barely drawn from its sheathe before the Scissor is pressed to your neck.

"Now, now...let's not do anything hasty. I want you in perfect condition for our wedding."

"Wedding?!" Ryuuko cries out, stumbling to her feet.

"Damn, I forgot the invitations. Well, I guess it'll just have to be a surprise for everyone else. I can trust you to keep a secret, right?"

"Go to hell!" Ryuuko screams, Synchronizing with Senketsu. "Fuck off back to the elevator that spat you out!"

"Hey, don't talk shit about my elevator."

"Ojou-sama," comes an ominous voice from beyond.

"Soroi!" You cry.

>>32655913
10/10

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>>32654514
>Neganaru is pretty much just Dio Brando
>Ragyo did this knowing that Anaru may be able to survive the OLF
>she wants to break him and leave him with nothing to rebuild from

Dumb bitch doesn't even know Anaru's entire character at this point is built around coming back from nothing.

>>32655930
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheit Nigga

>>32655930
>"Hey, don't talk shit about my elevator."
It's one thing to take my Waifu but it's an entirely other thing to claim my elevator
It's on like donkey kong bitch

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Officially making a blank version of that image for more high-quality edits.

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>>32655930
>"Hey, don't talk shit about my elevator."

>>32655926
That just would have lead to learning what was going on from Satsuki herself instead of Nui.

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>>32655930
>"Hey, don't talk shit about my elevator."

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>>32655930
>Raping Satsuki
>Kicking Ryuuko
>NTRing the real Anaru

Every second I get angrier about that shit head.

>>32655960
And then dying for nothing again

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>>32655930
>"Ojou-sama," comes an ominous voice from beyond.
>"Soroi!" You cry.

KICK HIS ASS
DEVOTION REGALIA

>>32655846
Netorare?

>>32655930

>"Don't talk shit about my elevator"


999/10

>>32655995
TYB

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>>32655930
>wedding
I feel as if I've deflowered Satsuki myself, and it doesn't feel good at all.

Fuck, why did I have to fucking write that scenario down and so clearly?

Why must you hurt me so, OP?

I feel terrible enough already for even writing that shit down, let alone you actually making it happen.

>>32655978
Check the previous thread. I think it was clearly about that.

>>32655930
>"Go to hell!" Ryuuko screams, Synchronizing with Senketsu. "Fuck off back to the elevator that spat you out!"

>"Hey, don't talk shit about my elevator."

Ahahahahahaha. I knew he had a thing for it

>>32655930
Dick.

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>Anaru
>anal

Hahaha, who said his name is the japanese Anaru?

And goddamn this fits him.

>>32656026
999999999999999999999999.9999999999/10

>>32656030
>Implying the skeleton wasn't already waiting in your closet

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>>32656065
Here, you can have the blank version.

>>32655930
Remember how OP said Anarus rage would be his worst enemy?
Is this Asuras Wrath tier?

>>32656083
>Implying that was the worst skeleton

Seems like Satsuki is getting raped and molested pretty often lately.. this shit is just depressing

>>32656124

I think at this point we are at some mysterious theoretical stage of rage that science just can't quite explain.

>>32656124
Nope.

Dick still hasn't killed his dad yet.

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>>32655930

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OONUXAJ78

You are quickly pulled away from the fake Anaru with Soroi's left arm, while his right fist slams into the changeling's face and sends it careening into one of the couches below. The furniture is eviscerated by the sheer force of the impact and Ryuuko sweatdrops.

"That was Sanageyama's favorite one," she mutters.

Meanwhile, you look up at the man who's looked after you for countless years, draped in the armor of his dedication and loyalty.

A very special Uniform, for a very special man.

"Four-Star Goku Uniform," Soroi declares, setting you down in your throne and dispensing tea into a cup with one of his armored fingers. "Devotion Regalia."

"You are the picture of youth in that Uniform, Soroi," you swoon, nuzzling his maximum overhuge armored hand with affection.

"I am unworthy of such praise, my lady! I only wish to serve and protect you, as I always have."

"And you've done beautifully."

"Well, safe to say I wasn't expecting THAT kind of twist," the fake's voice comes from beneath the couch's remains. Soroi hardly even glances at the creature before aiming his finger at it, suddenly dousing it in a torrent of piping-hot tea.

"Oh god, OH GOD...it tastes terrible! Why is this garbage so bitter?!"

A deadly gleam appears in Soroi's eyes, and you wince a little.

"How heretical."

The massive iron collar around his head scatters into many fast-moving segments and wraps around his head in a protective (and very intimidating) helm.

As he walks towards the enemy below, you catch a glimpse of some shoddy paintwork on the back of his armor. As does Ryuuko.

"Big...Daddy?" She sweatdrops.

Soroi effortlessly lifts the evil clone out from under the pile and dusts him off courteously, turning back to look at you.

"Permission to remove him from your sight, my lady?"

"Granted."

Soroi drags the clone over to the elevator, and the monster offers no resistance. He just waves at you.

"Later."

But wait Neganaru hasn't actually raped her at this point? She fought him off right?

RIGHT?

>>32656172
Its not rape if she consents.

>>32656172
>"...I offered myself in exchange for you. I played into its desires with the intent to make it grow complacent, lower its guard."
Does that answer your question?

>>32656172

He's waiting for the consummation after they're married. He just got too grabby when he went to "visit" her.

More details later, it's not the worst case scenario. Not by a longshot.

>>32656172
Anon...let it go.

>>32656172
yes, all he's done is steal a kiss [spoilier]/DIO[/spoiler] and make her promise to marry him at the festival.

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>>32656232
I don't know why I doubted you.

Thanks god.

>>32656236
THE PERFECT GIRL IS GOOOONE

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>>32656168

FUCK YEAH DEVOTION REGALIA

>>32656168
>Soroi has Big Daddy painted on his armour
Does it have hot rod flames, too?

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>>32656292

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>>32656168

>BIG DADDY

bueno.jpeg

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>>32656292
Can you read?

>>32656232

>>32656292
>So yes Satsuki's given up her virginity to Evil Anaru
Nah, read >>32656232

>>32656252
What? Ryukko is still pure man.

>>32656338
Except for the whole molestations by her mother thing

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>>32656366
You're in the wrong quest.

>>32656366
Ryuuko hasn't been molested at all (yet).

Guys just hear me out what if that when Anaru finally beats Evilnaru he is unsure of his own power and fuses with him and turns into something like Greed?

For the record, blackmailing someone into having sex with you is still considered a form of rape.

>>32656428
meh

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>>32656313
>>32656326
>>32656327
Oh, I see.

I missed that post from OP.

My sincerest apologies.

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>>32656022
You had one job...

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>>32656168

You lift the cup to your lips blissfully as Soroi disposes of the nuisance, returning to his normal form and breathing heavily from the exertion.

"You work far too hard for my sake," you chide as he approaches. "Is it too much to ask that you take one of the many vacations that I have offered you? You would be perfectly safe."

"It is not my safety I am worried about, m'lady."

"Hm..."

Ryuuko walks over to her Scissor and picks it up, shortening the deadly weapon and returning it to its home in her pocket.

"So, after all that shit just happened, are you finally gonna tell me what's going on?"

You raise an eyebrow, amazed at how dense she can be even when it's this late in the game.

"I believe you were just made aware, Ryuuko. I made a deal with him, a cross between an agreement and a wager."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

"I have agreed to 'marry' that pathetic imitation in exchange for your continued safety. In addition, if we should succeed in killing the Director, he will personally nullify the marriage and free Anaru with his own two hands. And we get to watch."

"Uh huh, sounds more like a gamble to me! How do we know he'll keep his word? How do we even know that killing Ragyo is possible?"

"Whether or not we succeed on the first try is irrelevant, because I will kill him tomorrow regardless of what happens. As for Ragyo, you let me worry about her. I've done my homework on her, and can tell you with the utmost confidence that her time as the CEO of REVOCS is nearing its end."

"He's strong. Way too strong," Ryuuko insists. "It's going to take both of us-"

"You're wrong about that, Ryuuko."

She widens her eyes a bit, voice trailing off as you interject.

"This clone is a perfect imitation of Ondori Anaru. All of their strengths and weaknesses, however many those might be, are shared. It would be as if trying to fight him in his Five-Star Regalia, or worse..."

"Worse?"

"It may be closer to fighting Harime Nui."

>>32656486
TYB
>Take Your Bitch

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>>32656538
>"It may be closer to fighting Harime Nui."

or you

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>>32656538

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucgI2ovucmQ

"And therein," you continue with a smile, "lies our answer."

You rise from your throne and beckon to Ryuuko, bringing her over to Inumuta's corner of the lounge. Reaching over to one of his many monitors, you pull up footage from the Sewing Club Laboratory. Ryuuko moves in front of you and bends down to get a better look at the screen.

"Is that...?"

"It would seem that our guests have a thirst for adventure," you chuckle.

"Damn that Fate," she growls. "Doesn't he realize how dangerous she is?"

"The key lies not simply in his acknowledgement, but his course of action afterwards. He has chosen her, regardless of what kind of mania awaits them in the future. That is the kind of power that love can give you."

"Why are you showing me this? All they're doing is trying to steal some Uniforms from the Sewing Club."

"Ahh...you're absolutely correct. At least, that's what they appear to be doing. I am showing you this because I believe I have the answer, the key to ensuring our success at tomorrow's Festival."

And you bring your finger down to press against the screen...against one person in particular.

The Grand Courturier herself, bouncing around happily and terrifying everyone in that chamber. Ryuuko puts her head in her hands.

"You can't be serious," she grumbles through splayed fingers. You pull her hands away and hold them, actually smiling with confidence when she cannot.

"I am. I did not bring that murderer back here to this Academy without considering the potential benefits...particularly when you consider our latest problem."

"You think she'll be able to kill the fake Anaru?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Harime Nui fights who she wants when she wants, on a whim. She may not even be strong enough. I already told you, I don't gamble."

"Then what-?"

"Rather," you continue, your smile widening. "I believe she can return to us the one person who CAN defeat him!"

Ryuuko gasps as she realizes.

>>32656798
>"Rather," you continue, your smile widening. "I believe she can return to us the one person who CAN defeat him!"
Pretty sure that Fate could take Dick.

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>>32656798

>ever doubting the queen

I shiggy higgy yogi do this

>>32656798
Well, Nui rescuing Anaru probably wouldn't hurt how Ryuuko sees her.

But I still think Ryuuko and Nui need to have some time to talk shit out at some point.

I mean, she did kill her dad after all, even saving Anaru doesn't get rid of that.

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INTERMISSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9K7CB9ygq0

>>32656798

Somehow, I can see it going down like this:
http://youtu.be/ZkwwSJ_Z740

(even though Nui has shown to be quite effective at infiltration)

>>32656934

This is really starting to feel like one of my japanese animes.

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>>32656934

INTERMISSION END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8k08JUReG0

>>32656934
>>32657196
Y'know I love how you guys are working this

>>32656798

You stand, in a toga and pointing at Iori. Alarms blare and people stare.

You're here on a quest to kill an abomination impersonating one of the few people you actually respect.

You will not fail.

"What's the plan?" Nui asks happily.

"Do as dad did: Lie, cheat, panic, and run."

[ ] Lie
[ ] Cheat
[ ] Panic
[ ] Run

>>32657196
He's built like your typical harem protagonist, right? Skinny build, short, messy black hair, no glasses?

>>32657288
>[X] Cheat

>>32657288
>[ ] Cheat
Well, I'd rather Nui and Fate not even engage Evil Anaru in the first place, but if they do they should do so as unfairly as possible to avoid as much of a beating as they can.

>>32657288
[X] Cheat

>>32657288
[ ] Cheat

>>32657288
>[ ] Cheat

>>32657288
>[ ] Lie
>[x] Cheat
>[ ] Panic
>[ ] Run

>>32657288
>[x] Cheat

>>32657288
>Cheat

>>32657288
>[X] Cheat

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>>32657307

>>32657288
>[x] Cheat

>>32657288
>[ ] Cheat

we already lied in the last thread.

>>32657313
>>32657314
>>32657328
>>32657333
>>32657338
>>32657341
>>32657348
>>32657350
>>32657391
>>32657419

>>32657445
It's weird to see 4chan being completely unanimous on something.

While you're waiting for progress here, I recommend checking this one out in the meantime: >>32657210

>As for Ragyo, you let me worry about her. I've done my homework on her, and can tell you with the utmost confidence that her time as the CEO of REVOCS is nearing its end.

Poor Satsuki. Fate is probably going to laugh at her when she tries decapitation.

>>32657288

You quickly look at all the Life-Fibers in the room.

You're practically super-charged when you touch the stuff, right? Well, then, time to mess with it.

"Nui gimme a boost!" you shout, pointing to a strand above you.

Nui picks you up easily, and throws you with a "Hup!"

You grab onto the chord, holding onto it while it vibrates violently.

"What are you doing!?!" Iori screams. "The machines here are extremely delicate! If you're not catefu-" something snaps.

You look over to see a few of the machines are releasing smoke and making grinding noises. The nearest machine seems to have stopped moving altogether, and is making odd bashing sounds.

[ ] Lie
[ ] Panic
[ ] Run

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>>32657395
And these other two are for his "normal", Nui-less, state?

>>32656798
>This mess we're in, well you and I,
>maybe you and I,
>We can light up the night.

>>32657652
>[x] Lie
>[ ] Panic
>[ ] Run

>>32657652
>[x] Lie

>>32657652
[X] Lie

>>32657652
>[X] Lie

>>32657657

The mid one is when he was given a super suit, the lowest one is pre Nui.

>>32657652
>[X] Lie
Relax sewing-club-nerds, this is all according to the plan!

>>32657652

>[X] Lie

>>32657652
>[ ] Lie

I have no idea what this lie would be about, but i'm gonna roll a bluff check for lolz.

>>32657765
Fumbled roll for your Roll check.

/tg/ implode because of how much you fumbled.

Alright, let's change systems since you screwed up this campaign, now we're playing F.A.T.A.L.

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>>32657652
"Batten down the hatches, folks: things are 'bout to get hectic."

>>32657657
>>32657657
>>32657657
>"NUI"
>"WHERE IS MY SUPER-SUIT"

>>32657875
Meant >>32657734

>>32657677
>>32657696
>>32657706
>>32657721
>>32657736
>>32657756
>>32657765
10 minutes

>>32657875
>>32657848

okay, I saw this last night. are you the same guy, or two different people using the same name?

>>32657908
Same fella. I don't use my pictures for just anything, you know.

>>32657963

sweet, got it.

>>32657652

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2YFAKVe0F0

"Haha!" you blurt out as you swing to the floor. "Yes, I have intended for all of this, all for a master plan!"

"You would ruin everything for a plan!?!"

"Exactly! You see, this is all bait!"

"For who!?! Satsuki!?!"

"No, Ryuuko!"

"So you can put her out of the picture!" Iori says with realization.

"NO! Nononononono... she just owes me money."

A circuit seems to fry in Iori's brain. So far so good, you've sufficiently put him out of commission without attacking, while throwing everyone off.

This will do nicely for the plan you've yet to make.

[ ] Panic
[ ] Run

>>32658025
[X]Ask where they keep the uniforms

>>32658025
>[ ] Panic

>>32658025
[ ] Panic

>>32658025
>[X] Panic

>>32657652
[X ] Lie
I AM IN COMPLETE IN CONTROL THIS SITUATION

>>32658053
That might go under [ ] Panic.
But then again everything else could go under panic.

>>32658025
>[X] Panic
Shit! Forgot to plan the plan!

>>32658025
[ ] Run

we got what we came for...I guess? let's make tracks.

>>32658025
>[ ] Panic

>>32658025
[X] Panic

>>32658025
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2YFAKVe0F0

I was expecting Freakazoid, but it amounts to the same...

>>32658064
>>32658070
>>32658077
>>32658107
>>32658128
>>32658138
10 minutes.

>>32658198
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2YFAKVe0F0
"SUPER RAT EXTRAORDINAIRE"
"FATE WE-DON'T-KNOW-HIS-LAST-NAME"
"RAT AND DOLL, RAT AND DOLL"
"RUNS AROUND IN FIBERWEAR"

>take ALL the fibers
>wrap ourselves up
>make evilAnaru shit his pants with our totally convincing PLF cosplay

>>32658309
FUCK MY IDEA I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER

>>32658305
>his brain is overloading
>IT HAS A CHOCOLATE COATING
yeah, fate's freakazoid

>>32658379
god help us all.....

>>32658379
>>32658410
>"textbook case for Sigmund Freud"
does anything more really need to be said?

>>32658025

Alright, now to... fuck. Fuck you didn't think this far.

"Uhhhhhhhh... aaaahhhhhh... OH! Right, time to panic!"

You dash for the largest cluster of Life-Fibers and grab hold of as many as you can.

"Please!" Iori shouts desperately, "Stop!"

You turn to Iori while still tugging manically, and give him an evil stare. Your face seems to thin, defining your skull, your eyes light up red, and the exit signs over the doors all simultaneously drop to the floor.

"There are no stops," you say in a grim, echoing voice.

The machine shatters in a splash of metal bits, flying everywhere while the precious threads come loose. You quickly tug them all to yourself, piling it over yourself.

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I am now BEYOND MAN! I am a PRIMORDIAL LIFE-FIBER BEING!!!"

[ ] Run
[ ] Calmly run/jog
[ ] Run like hell

>>32658491
>[ ] Run like hell

>>32658491
>[x] Run like hell

while laughing like a mad man!

>>32658491
>[ ] Run like hell

>>32658491

>[ ] Run like hell

This is the worst idea Fate ever had but whatever.

>>32658491
[X] Run like hell

>>32658491
>Run like Hell

>>32658491
>[X] Run like hell

but what >>32658518 said

>>32658491
>[X] Run like hell
Bwahahaha! Nothing can stop me now!

>>32658491
>[x] Calmly run/jog

While waving floppy replica COVERS around menacingly.

>>32658491
>[ ] Run like hell

we said it ourselves, there are no stops.

(and even if I voted different, it looks like the group has spoken.

>>32658491
>[ ] Run
>[ ] Calmly run/jog
>[x] Run like hell

"There are no stops," you say in a grim, echoing voice. http://youtu.be/YRwvXJEdUWA

>>32658508
>>32658518
>>32658522
>>32658545
>>32658549
>>32658554
>>32658555
>>32658569
>>32658619
>>32658639

>>32658645
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

>>32658649
oh no!

>>32658649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKVixISUgI
and this is my retort

>>32658645
I wonder if Nui could parse together from these fibers if the cosplay idea doesn't work.

>>32658491

A crackly cackle escapes your maddened, yet hidden, visage.

You laugh, looking a massive ball of glowing reg yarn with legs and a toga. You look likie, no MUST BE, a god!

You are a god!

"AHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!" The nasty laugh sends the baffled sewing club into a frenzy. Iori faints.

In a different room, Satsuki's teacup slowly slips from her hands. Ryuuko watches with slowly increasing morbid curiosity.

Nui hops on top of the spherical masterpiece that is now you while you run as fast as your legs can carry.

Bursting through one of the other entrances, you simply flee. If your father's plan works correctly, then everything else should either fix itself, or go horribly wrong.

Working with your dad is like gambling. There's a lot of chance, a lot of things that could go wrong, a feeling of sleazy and shady danger, and in the end you've lost all of your money, and likely your pants. Hopefully you can harness some of that.

----------------------------

The abominable clone searched the halls for anything interesting to damage. A truly disgusting being with solely malicious intent jammed into it's warped and twisted excuse for a mind.

It nonchalantly glanced to the courtyard, and caught a glimpse of you. He shrugged, before turning back to the halls. Suddenly stopping with a completely serious look on his face, he turns himself back to the window, pressing his hands against the glass.

You were a magnificent sight to behold. A mobile mass of Life-Fibers, wreathed in an ethereal and godly sheet. In one moment, it felt immensely jealous of Nui, who would be so disrespectful and insubordinate as to ride atop you. Obviously, the only one privileged to stand on such a magnificent being was itself. And so it charged through the window, and directly at you.

>>32658969
>You look likie
you look like
fuck

You know guys, Fate might be very resistant to life fibers and all but, don't you think taking a fucking bundle of them and wrapping on his body i could you know, kill him?

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>>32658969

>NegAnaru's face when

>>32658992
They're loosely on top of him.

And yes, it would.

>>32658992

...he's just carrying them, anon. He's not technically wearing them.

>>32658992
In NoP's quest, it was revealed that Fate was prepared to be able to wear 100% life fibers. That is why he was included in Ragyos plans. He should be able to take the fibers.

>>32658992
welll he's gone mental sooooo not our falt!

>>32659010
This, too.>>32659025
He can take a lot.

>fakeAnaru captured by the Fatemobile.mkv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrfXyP4FbA4

>>32659203
a fate worse then death!

>>32658969
>fake anaru is yandere for primordial fate and will probably end up joining fate and nui's ruse cruise
this could be the best thing ever, holy shit.

Is the anon that made that game based on this quest still here?

>>32659323
he's kinda being held by discomilf right now. I hope we can use the clone to bust him out

>>32659359
Really? That's a shame. I already finished his Gamagoori request.

>>32658969

Nui turns to the disgusting creature, charging with wild and vicious abandon towards the both of you, and lets out a bloodcurdling scream. Quickly leaping up and diving into the ball, she swims through the sea of threads and grabs your face.

"Run, Fate, run!"

You put all your power into sprinting. How you manage to see through so much red will remain a mystery to you. You chalk it up to your body being good with them and leave it at that.

You can feel the thing's approach, and you can feel its cold and alien programming pulsing commands to its emulated body.

It pulses out what is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike admiration, respect, and enamor.

This, like anyone in your shoes would feel, scares the shit out of you. You run for the highway.

--------------------

Mako walks Guts along the streets. She's been rather bored without Ryuuko coming around as often as she used to.

Guts is sniffing a fire hydrant when a rumbling is heard. A massive ball of red rolls its way down the street, followed shortly by the clone.

"Eh?" Mako says before being pulled by Guts, who eyes the bouncing red ball with desire. "Guts, stop!"

But there are no stops. You said so yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>32659588
my sides!

>>32659588

GUUUTS NOOOO

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>>32659588
Welcome to Anaru's Quest.
Please leave your sanity at the door, you won't need it.

>>32659588
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
It was bound to happen...

>>32659588
So Satsuki...was this all part of your great planning?

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>>32659588

Fucking amazing.

>>32659715
of course

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>>32659772
Well congratulations! You... succeeded at whatever just happened! Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>32659725
>"Sorry Satsuki," NegAnaru says, a terrified Fate being princess carried in his arms," but I'm going to have to call off the wedding. For I have found my one true fibermate!"

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>>32659824

"Ruining my own wedding...WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

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>>32659824
crashing this cultural festival

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>32659884
>>32659886
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

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>>32659886
>>32659884
>22:58:01
>22:57:52

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>>32659884
>>32659886
OP confirmed for time-traveling lich

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>>32659939
Weird shit happens. That's why they call it the internet after all.

>>32659979
>that filename
why

>>32659884
>>32659886
I knew there's something off with OP.

>>32659993
Unfortunately I could not fit the entire anecdote into the name due to restrictions on length or some shit. The rest of it goes:
So I shoved the baby back into her womb and left her in a ditch. That way when somebody found her they would say: “Awww, she died while giving birth.” And that’s how I got away with murder.

>>32659588

Gamagoori stands in front of the florist, sweating.

"Uhuh," the florist starts. "So she's-"

"Round, yes."

"... Round." The florist tries to work through her confusion. "Okay, um, how round."

"Very."

"L-like… that?"

Gamagoori turns around as you roll by, clinging to Nui and spinning rapidly within the ball.

The clone follows close behind, powered by otherworldly determination.

Behind the clone, Guts drags the flailing Mako behind him as he drools uncontrollably, eyes occupied only by the glowing red of the rolling Life-Fibers.

Gamagoori blinks. "MANKANSHOKU!?!?!?!?!"

>>32659993
>>32659979
>>32660045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSg_Xxu_bus

>>32660124
I feel this works rather well for this scene

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D3paRLKbWU

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>>32660124

same shit different day

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>>32660172
>mfw knowing what it is before I even clicked on it

>>32660124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3rA3kGY4t8

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INTERMISSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9K7CB9ygq0
I have no fucking pictures.

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>>32660124

>NegAnaru exposed
>Fate running with Nui with a massive bundle of life fibers through the city where nudist beach's eyes are everywhere
>Gama.

Holy hit could this get even worse?

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>>32660276

>>32660276
THIS TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS!

>>32660276
>the actual PLF senses a comrade
>tells Ragyou to go fuck herself and starts flying way ahead of schedule

>>32660276
>MEANWHILE, AT THE PRIMORDIAL LIFE FIBER...!

>>32660436
>MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...!

>>32660410
>Anaru busts out of PLF
>sees Gama chasing his clone
>thinks his clone got him in trouble
>chasing after Gama while trying to explain himself

>>32660478
SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS!

>>32658649
>Rei stands next to Ragyo in front of a large garage door.
"Humans, BEHOLD!"
>The doors lift up to reveal Satsuki chained
"MY DAUGHTER!"
>Rei looks back and forth between the two.
>"Uh, okay? What's she supposed to do?"
"SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE WHILE I RAPE HER, REI, NOW RUN THE BATH!!!"

>>32660560
you made me spit out some water!

>>32660510
>Clone turns around for a quarter of a second
>Instant blood rage
>Had a secret camera inside pomp-goatee
>Plays his own personal purification with Satsuki on a conveniently placed mega screen T.V

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>>32660510
>GAMA I SWEAR I DID NOTHING TO MAKO!
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANARU?!

>Meanwhile in the Academy
>"Oh fuck, Satsuki, the clone is trying to hurt Gama!"
>"Damnit, let's go help him!"

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>>32660560
"Humans, BEHOLD! MY LIFE FIBER CANDY DISPENSER!"
>"... Where, I don't see anythin-"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW."

So if Anaru lets his pomp down and stops styling it is 110% dine with this shit.
What happens if he cuts all his hair off?

>>32660680
"Humans, BEHOLD!"
>The garage door opens, revealing a ball of yarn.
>"Uh... what does that do."
"It's for playing! Go touch it, Rei!"
>"... Okay."
>Rei walks over to the ball of yarn.
"Yes, yes, just like a little kitty."
>Rei flips over and starts swatting it around the floor.
"Yes, keep going."

>>32660680
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>32660560
>>32660680
>>32660744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo

>>32660560
>>32660680
>>32660744
please don't stop

>>32660744
I should be studying.
And I should be writing for Fate when I'm not.
BUT THESE ARE TOO DAMN FUN!!!

"Humans, BEHOLD!"
>The garage door opens, revealing a ball of yarn.
>"Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. I was a cat for a week after that."
"Oh? Well it'll be different this time!"
>"O-okay..."
>Rei walks to the ball of yarn and touches it.
>The ball quickly wraps around her, and constricts.
"See! I told you! You should trust me more often!"

>>32660856
"Humans, BEHOLD!"
>The garage door opens, revealing Anaru inside the PLF
"I have infused this ancient horror with MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND!"
>"Uh-"
"AND THEN FUCKED IT!"
>"... Uhh, what good did that do?"
"GOOD MEASURE!"
>The evil Anaru clone plops out of the bottom of the PLF with a wet slap
"MY BOY!"

>>32660856
> I should be studying.

Glad I'm not the only one. This quest is way more interesting than embryology.

>>32661081
SO THATS HOW IT WOR- oh shit

>>32660560
>>32660680
>>32660744
>>32660856
>>32661081
You guys have no idea how much I wish I could do a female voice right now.

>>32661159
READ IT ANYWAY, GWYN!!!
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
I'll have to do more if you do!

>>32661159
Got any helium?

>>32661159
oh just try!

>>32661081
"Humans, BEHOLD!"
>The garage door opens, revealing a ruined machine and a man made out of pure borscht.
"NO!!!"
>"YES! I HAVE OF BECOME ONE WITH BORSCHT!"
"Quickly, Rei, SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME!"
>Ragyo lobs Rei into the aborschtination. She lifts out a twitching arm that reaches for Ragyo before slowly sinking in.
"REI!!!"
>"First Rei!" the borscht-beast booms, "Then world!!! THEN YOU!!!"
"REI I'M NOT USED TO FACING CONSEQUENCES!!!"

>>32661644
>aborschtination
Okay, that is the sign to stop this madness before anyone gets hurt.

>>32661707
its waaaay to late now!

>>32661237
No. But...
>>32661213
>>32661361
As you wish! Terrible female voices incoming.

>>32660560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ry92sUjoNy
>>32660680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vtequymcRt
>>32660744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V4ncXeSzqt
>>32660856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02AvvmnGgSv
>>32661081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02fNHDeoLRJ
>>32661644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04P5LZ0fQeq