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You tuck your book into your cloak and push yourself to your feet. You have to throw your arms out wide to stabilize yourself as the massive beast you ride continues to lumber on. You have to admit, the view from way up here is impressive. You can see past most of the low hills and sparse woodland, allowing you to observe the full breath of this region. You can spot the bright glow of the city in the distance, the tower at its heart climbing towards the night sky. A flock of birds catches flight, fleeing an area of the forest where you think you can pick out the back of a hulking beast tearing through the trees. Glancing up towards the sky you note that there are finally stars piercing through the golden haze of city light, though they're different from the stars of your homeland. You don't recognize any of the constellations.

You're distract from your survey of the surroundings by the sound of Profectus' voice. “Mik, catch.” Is all the warning you get before a suit of armor hits you in the chest. You very nearly go stumbling off the side of the lizard, but fortunately you catch yourself before falling off. You pick up his Optio armor and stuff it into your cloak, shooting Prof a glare. “Damn it, Prof! My balance is a little precarious. Do not go chucking your laundry at me out of the blue.” He waves you off. “Relaax, Mik! Not like a fall from this height would kill you. Unless you landed on your head I suppose. Anyway-” He pauses, digging into bag and withdrawing the pressure cooker he'd found. “-catch. Heard you were going to be cooking and I am completely finished with stew.”
(1/2 or 3)

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You catch the pot with a little more grace than you did the armor and make your way across the back of the lizard to the widest point on its back, the area just between the shoulder blades. This ought to provide you some stability to work. “Prof, come here and show me how this works.” As Profectus makes his way across the back of the lizard to join you, your host ask a question. “So why do you call him Prof? Is he a teacher or something?” You shake your head. “No, he's just-” Profectus interrupts. “A thousand year old amnesiac elf soldier. Only word I could remember when I woke up was 'Profectus' so that's what I called myself.” Your host speaks up again. “You named yourself 'Success'? That's a little narcissistic.” You laugh, though Prof just huffs moodily. “The meaning of the word slipped my mind, sorry for being disoriented after a thousand years of sleep. What's your name, anyway? What gives you the right to be so critical?” Your host pauses for a short while before answering. “Out here in the badlands, it's considered bad taste to use one's actual name. Most people just call me Skull Kid. On account of-” He raps his knuckles on his metal helmet. “-the headgear.”

The three of you make light conversation while Profectus introduces you to the operation of a pressure cooker. Apparently the little black knob is actually a weight sitting on top of a valve for the steam, and it will jiggle and make noise once the right pressure is reached. Once he's finished going over the basics you unseal the latches keeping the pot closed and gently remove the lid. Inside there is a metal basket small enough that there is space for water between it and the walls of the pot. You remove it as well and use just a tough of water magic to fill the pressure cooker with water. That done, you reinsert the basket and dig a hand into your cloak to retrieve some ingredients.
(2/3)

As soon as you push your hand into the cloak you find something thrust into your open palm by the ethereal tentacles of Ricky. Pulling it out, it's a small collection of dried tomatoes wrapped in a cloth rag. You dump them into the pot and reach back in, retrieving a salted hunk of beef. It's slightly too large to shove neatly into the pot so you withdraw your dagger as well and quickly slice it into smaller pieces. You end up with a pot full of mushrooms, beef, dried tomatoes, dried flour noodles, onion, and a few pinches of various herbs. Honestly, you didn't even realize you had all of this stuff in your cloak.

You seal the lid once more and are about to begin channeling fire magic to heat the pot when Darzi beats you to it. Flames lick up from the base of the pot with no obvious source, rapidly bringing the water to a boil. “Allow me, as the party medical professional you ought to conserve your vys. Just in case someone is injured.” She explains while taking a seat adjacent Profectus. You Glance over to see Chryssa still meditating, and Fulvia still hard at work decoding that research data. At least she's making progress.

>Ask Skull Kid a question. (Write-in)
>Ask Darzi a question. (Write-in)
>Ask Prof a question. (Write-in)
>Just keep an eye on your surroundings.
>Do something completely unrelated.

Are we still on Namek?

>>32694380
>Ask Skull Kid a question. (Write-in)
Ask him what all that headgear is for and why he underwent such drastic modification.

>Ask Darzi a question. (Write-in)
Ask her what she thinks of all of this.

>>32694380
>Do something completely unrelated.
Read the last 5 chapters Five Effects Every Vatis Should Know.

>>32694485
Second

>>32694485
>>32694547
We don't have time, we're about to start steering the lizard.

>>32694437
>Are we still on Namek?
We've delved so far into Namek that we went full circle and left Namek.

>>32694380
>Ask Skull Kid a question. (Write-in)
More about the Mutagenic War.

>>32694380
>>Ask Skull Kid a question. (Write-in)
"Think I can convince the locals that I'm the son of god with my magic?"

>>32694560
Reading the last 5 chapters will get us +1 vys.

>>32694615
I realize, but we already agreed to steer. Do you want to trust Profectus with not fucking up and crashing the lizard into a canyon?

>>32694585
Not this again.

>>32694380
>>32694437
Ask him that, then finish up 5 effects.

>>32694644
Wait when did we try to become a false prophet before this?

>>32694636
>trusting
>Profectus

>>32694585
We're in dystopian cyber-punk world, do you honestly think we could fool people so quickly?

If we take it slow, we could start a cult but just popping up and telling people "I'm a god" would probably earn us a plasma bolt in the face

After the food is done we should make sure to give Ricky a bowl of it, since he picked out the ingredients.

>>32694709
This, but leave his serving outsid the cloak so he has to use his tentacles, just to fuck with skull

>>32694660
Some one mentioned something about us trying to become dark elf jesus a few threads back..

>>32694485
Just to clarify, you don't have time to finish the last five chapters before you're expected to 'take the wheel' as it where. Unless you want to entrust it to one of your companions you'll have to wait to finish the book.

Anyway, writin' for
>Ask what the headgear is for.
>Ask what Darzi thinks of this.
>Ask about the Mutagenic War
>Ask how weird/amazing people are going to find magic.

>>32694811
>Ask what the headgear is for.
>Ask about the Mutagenic War
>Ask how weird/amazing people are going to find magic.

We need more info about this place

>>32694811
Ask him how many drugs he does

“By the way, what's the story with the headgear? Why subject yourself to so drastic an alteration?” You ask your host, Skull Kid. He shrugs his shoulders. “Makes me better at what I do. I mean, think about it. Your average guy on the street, not mods, can see a handful of pure colors. Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. Everything else is just a shade of those six. Me? I can see all the way into the ultraviolent and infrared spectrums. Not all the time, mind you, but if I activate one of my cameras or sensors.” He pauses for a moment to grab one of the long, pointed cords that make up his 'hair'. “These? Allow me to interface with most any device in the city. Not to mention they make okay weapons too in a pinch.” He lets the cord drop. “This is just the visual stuff too. Under the skin I'm even more modded out. Skeletal reinforcement, enhanced musculature. It was all necessary for the line of work I was in. Being a sub-city scavenger, while profitable, is incredibly dangerous.”

Huh, that sounds... expensive, and painful. Some of that went over your head but you think you got the gist of it. Needed to make himself more than human to survive. The sound of metal banging against metal draws your attention away from Skull Kid. Seems the pressure cooker has reached the proper pressure, if the jangling weight on top of the valve is any indicator. Profectus tells her to lower the heat slightly, and the clanging subsides. Her control is really quite good.

(1/3 or 4)

You switch to Samjani so that you can address her. “So, what do you think of all this? How are you holding up?” She cocks her head to the side contemplatively for a moment before replying. “I am doing well. It is almost like an odd vacation, I mean, besides needing to save your life. That was slightly stressful.” You quirk your eyebrow skeptically. “When did you save my life? Typically it is the other way around.” She responds with a cocky grin. “When you inhaled this reptilian monstrosity's poison, you would have drowned in your own blood had I not used water magic to heal you.” You hold up a finger. “Ahhh, but that is water magic that you learned from me. Thus, I saved my own life by proxy.”

She scoffs. “Please! Rationalize it however you want, but I saved your life. If I do it again we'll be even.” You shake your head. “Twice more, I've saved you from the bandits, after Profectus accidentally nearly killed the whole party, and after the AI bashed you into the wall.” She holds up a finger. “No, twice. The AI bashing me into the wall doesn't count because I wouldn't of died from my wounds.”

Profectus interrupts here. “If you two are done speaking your ooga-booga language, I think the food ought to be about done.” You shoot him a glare, though Darzi just looks confused. The promise of food that isn't floating in some kind of broth is enough of a distraction that you let Prof off the hook, for now. Darzi cuts the heat and you cool the pot enough that you can safely handle it. Carefully you remove the weight securing the vent closed and steam rushes out, relieving the pressure inside. Once it appears safe you pop open the clasp securing the lid closed.

(2/3 or 4)

You're relived that no explosion rings out, nor does the lid go flying off into the night sky. There is a soft 'pop' and then you smoothly remove the lid. Thick white steam billows forth along with the scent of rosemary and thyme. Seems this pressure cooker worked, and that Ricky knows how to cook for some... odd reason.

While Profectus plates everyone up, you decide to ask Skull Kid another question. “So tell me a little more about the Mutagenic War.” He shrugs his shoulders, jabbing your spear briefly into the lizard's jawline to correct its course. “There isn't much to tell, honestly. Records have been locked up tight and not many people around to see it are still alive. The head of the Conclave, Stumpy No-Legs, will be able to tell you a bit more about it. He was there.” Profectus very nearly choked on his meal. “Do you really call him Stumpy No-Legs? Doesn't that offend him?” Skull Kid shrugs. “He calls himself that, it's just his nickname.”

Everyone focuses on eating for a time. Once you've finished you set the bowl aside and push yourself up once more. “Alright, lets switch off Skull Kid. Do you mind if I just call you Kid?” He sighs wearily. “Nah, I guess not. That's what most people call me anyway. Man, I'm thirty-eight. You know how annoying it is to be called Kid by everyone you know when you're almost forty?” You shake your head. “No, my people live to be several hundred years old on average. To us, a forty year old really is merely a 'kid'.” He glances over his shoulder at you, staring for a few uncomfortable moments before simply shaking his head. “Lucky sons of bitches.”

(3/4)

He tosses you your spear and you catch it without much trouble, stepping up to take his standing on the lizard's neck while he makes his way towards the open pressure cooker to fix himself a bowl. “Just jab the big bastard in the little white spots at the back of its jawline if it starts to veer off course. I've got you on a more or less straight path to the Conclave.” You shout back. “You got it! Hey, now that we're headed for a pretty populated area I got a question?” He calls up to you. “What is it?” You use Manipulate to keep your spear aloft and poised to strike, while you turn around and fold your arms in front of your chest. “Just how weird and amazing is magic going to be to the average person? Should I keep it low key?”

He stares at the levitating spear for a few moments, slowly shaking his head before turning his attention to you. “Yeah, just... don't do that. Don't do anything obvious and don't show off. They'll think you're some kind of telekinetic mutant or something, or a witch.” The hell is 'telekinetic'?

>Roooll me 3d10+4 for steering a lizard.

>Write-in for actions, other than driving. Questions, request, et cetera.

Rolled 1, 1, 6 + 4 = 12

>>32695632
>Or a witch
Ask what witches are.
Ask what telekinesis is.

Rolled 4, 10, 5 + 4 = 23

>>32695632
Easy there boy.

>>32695632
Oh yeah, DC is 15. Shouldn't be too hard.

Rolled 10, 7, 7 + 4 = 28

>>32695632

Rolled 7, 5, 8 + 4 = 24

>>32695632
>Ask Prof/Chrys/Darzi to give you a massage your shoulders while you drive
Whoever agrees

>>32695632
Let's not get thrown off the lizard.

Rolled 2, 10, 9 + 4 = 25

>>32695632

So if a human Grandmasters Water magic does that mean they'll be effectively immortal like we are? at least to age.

If so we should get everybody on some modicom of Water magic, I'm sure they'll agree if we explain it to them.

>>32695743
>giving away our one real use to the party
no, we need more favors, lots more

>>32695656
>>32695668
>>32695679
>12, 23, 28 vs DC 15
>Regular Success!

You could spend 3 to make it a great success.
>Spend
>Don't

>>32695743
Not immortal, but a Grandmaster Water Vatis will likely live to 100+. The upper limit on water magic alone would probably be 150-ish. About the average lifespan for elves, though the average is drug down by the number of elves who die due to violence while young.

>>32695801
>Don't

>>32695801
>Don't

>>32695801
Spend, we can just meditate later, that or leach from Fulvias generator, seriously why haven't we been doing that?

>>32695801
You're at 21/28, vys wise, by the way. Yeesh, I need more coffee today.

>>32695801
>Don't

>>32695801
>>Don't
nah

>>32695868
How does the 5 effects book work with regards to Vys gains? Is it just 1 for the entire thing or 1 for every effect?

>>32695795
>not wanting a party of healers

We should totally get everyone learn Water magic. Actually, we need everyone to learn each discipline because each level in any category means more vys to use. Getting novice rank is piss easy and it would be retarded not to do so. Also, we must make them read all of the books that we have read also for the same reason.
Mik needs to do the same too.

>>32695906
1 for finishing the book, but you also gain 1 for every effect that you master. Thus you can earn a total of 6 vys from the book after learning everything it has to offer.

>>32695853
>seriously why haven't we been doing that?
Because it will be painful for her and might drain her vys to the point she's nonfunctional. Also she needs that vys for when she pulls us into her core.

>>32695929
>multiclassing this hard
no, they need to focus on the shit they do best

>>32695957
That's not even really multiclassing. Multiclassing would be trying to learn every field of engineering and master all forms of firearms and melee weaponry. This is just becoming a better mage.

>>32695957
>multiclassing

don't be a retard. Every single party member will benefit of becoming a better vatis

>>32696038
>every single party member
until we piss off chrys and she rips and tears the entire party, now with the ability to use magic

>>32696076
Really?

You're dumb

>>32696096
>you're dumb
nice argument, sure convinced me

Good thing we don't have anybody who has an actual normal lifespan.

We're Samjan

Profectus is an Elf Which probably have a similar lifespan to Samjan, they just kill eachother early.

Chryssa is some sort of Ancient Samjan Warrior creation.

?Darzi? is a Samajn

Fulvia is an A.I.

>>32696159
>Chryssa is some sort of Ancient Samjan Warrior creation.
Since when? I don't remember us finding this out

>>32696110
not even the same guy, but not having chrys learn magic because you think she'll snap and kill us all is retarded, and you're retarded. No one really wants to bother coming up with a good argument when you're this retarded, and they don't need to. The simple fact that someone is pointing out how retarded you're being should be enough to make you reexamine your plan and thought process. Then you too can realize just how retarded you were being.

>>32696110
But not teaching our friends magic that can greatly extend their lifespans on some crackpot paranoia that they'll turn on us.

Could we use the archeota to record our journey into this world? could be usefull maybe.

>>32696177
The very first time we saw here we said that she looks like the creatures from our ancient texts. The ones we used to fight our wars.

>>32696159
>Chryssa is some sort of Ancient Samjan Warrior creation.
Since when?
As far as we know, she is a human experiment.

>>32696224
>>32696177
>>32696159
>>32696232
Be back in a sec

>>32696224
So that still doesn't explain what she is, and also we have seen writing of creatures that are like that in the death gods temple.

>>32696159
>Ancient Samjan Warrior
Ancient Rhynian experience is more like it

>>32696191
>>32696189
Not him, but i would prefer for every one to be a master of one element before moving on to the other, plus it seems like it would be better to ask them what other elements do they want to learn.

>>32696257
>>32696262
>>32696260
>>32696232
>>32696177
>>32696224
>After perhaps an hour, though it's hard to tell with the sun largely hidden behind the cliffs, you see the grass part and a... woman? You think it's a woman, though it's hard to tell, enters the clearing. She is garbed strangely, a black shawl draped over her head and ornamented with gold trinkets and bird feathers. She seems to have horns growing from her forehead, a thin strand of gold strung between them. It summons to mind images your people have of Surya's servants, great beast with the heads of bulls bent on destruction of your people's enemies.

>>32696320
>She seems to have horns growing from her forehead, a thin strand of gold strung between them. It summons to mind images your people have of Surya's servants, great beast with the heads of bulls bent on destruction of your people's enemies.
so we were talking about the horns, check out the evil mask temple thread as well.

>>32696320
Those are Beastmen.

>Chryssa as earth grandmaster
>Prof as fire
>Darzy as nature
>Fulvia as metal
>Mik as Water

Will we create our own Captain Planet, better yet by our power combined we create our own Captain Ricky?

Soma can you expand on this >>32696320?

>>32696370
I have a feeling this would lead to the forces of nature killing us off because we would be going around fucking everything up

>>32696320
Didn't Chryssa said after we've found Prof that her father found her in a pod too?

>>32696415
Yep.

>>32696370
>thinking we'll only be Grandmaster in one element

and Darzy doesn't have any Nature, just Fire an Water.

And for Fulvia to become a Grandmaster in Metla we have to be one.

And teaching everyone Vatis-Expert level Water magic should extend their lifespans by massive amounts, not to mention healing us when we fuck up like we always do.

>>32696415
>>32696432
The assumption was that They captured a baby and sealed her in a pod for further study. Then they all died.

>>32696387
It is said that in the ancient past, when Rhynia first invaded Hiacia, the Priesthood of Surya created a servant race to combat the Rhynians. They were said to be created by the God himself in a fit of rage at the destruction of his temples. As strong as oxen and more magically powerful than any normal Samjan, yet at the same time docile and unemotional. The only draw back was that, unlike their masters, the Children of Surya did not live for hundreds of years, often dying before the age of sixty.

They were used as shock troops by Hiacian armies to halt the Rhynian advance into Pidjata. Once the advance was halted the Hiacians launched a counter attack to reclaim their lands, including what would one day become the city of El-Amin. However, over the decades the Children died off. Soon there were none left and the secret to their creation had been lost. Thus, the next time the two great empires waged war, Hiacia was defeated. Reduced to a shadow of its former glory, most of its arable land seized by the Rhynians.

>>32696465
I think she is a beast man from the forest.
Also i think we should mention to her, how she reminds us of ancient warriors that used to worship this dead god that is stuck in our head, and how the armour she wears is basically praying to said dead god

>>32696523
We should tell the honed girl this, if she doesn't know this.

>>32696523
>sixty
paranoia anon here, teach her magic, teach her magic until she doesn't die so young

>>32696523
>The waifu dies young.
FUUUU-

>>32696523
Hey Soma since you like to detail injuries i figured this could help.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/110873860/Trauma-2nd-edition
http://www.radicalapproach.co.uk/resources/TraumaAdapted.pdf

>>32696523
>As strong as oxen and more magically powerful than any normal Samjan, yet at the same time docile and unemotional.
Sounds like Chryssa

Also we need to find a way to keep the Waifu alive.

Also it is possible that she isn't pureblood of that and she is a Rhynian experiment based on that.

>>32696523
Is it possible for her to be a Rhynian experiment on making a race like that only with normal lifespans and the ability to breed.

Maybe they tried to add elf into her, it would increase her lifespan and make her skin pale like it said when we first saw her.

>She's far too pale to be Samja though...

And we know that they had knowledge of genetic manipulation.

>>32696628
>>32696583
Didn;t the temple in the death mask have something on her kind?
Also it seems she is not really samanji.

>>32696710
No one ever thought she was samjani

>>32696730
> Ancient Samjan Warrior creation.

>>32696746
A creation of the samjan, not samjan herself

>>32696754
Not even the creation of samjan. Either she is directly created by Surya, or she is a rhynian experiment.

There is only person that is confused about this because he misread something.

>>32696811
>>32696523
READ THE POST

>>32696811
More likely a creation of the Priesthood/Magical Elite of the Samjan. They then told their poeple it was a creation of Surya to fight their enemies for morale.

All accounts say that Surya is and has been imprisoned or killed. More likely bled dry and locked up real tight by Pani.

>>32696811
>>32696875
Or a creation of Pani/his(her) priests, seeing as how the Statues of Pani are depicted with Horns just like Chryssas.

>>32696523
Wait isn't Surya the god of fire?

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>>32696914
God of Fire, Warriors, and the Pa'vala

>>32696903
Pani isn't necessarily depicted with horns, though she has been depicted with horns in the past. Typically Pani is depicted as an attractive, four-armed goddess wearing a golden floral headdress.

>>32696969
We also have a more reliable depiction of Pani as a male with horns.

Maybe Pani and this unnamed
Earth Goddess worked together to create them?

To the Anon who was asking earlier about the mask shit.


>You're standing in a long hallway, illuminated on either sides by troughs of flaming pitch. The walls are carved with images of a great battle, of two four-armed figures battling a much large figure, with a face constructed only of a gaping mouth and two flaming red eyes. You think it might be a warped depiction of the god Surya, come to think of it.

>Going along the wall carving, Surya is entrapped by one of the figures in a cage of stone, and then the other figure lashes at it with a blade of ice. The god is cut, and his blood drops from the bars of his stone cage, down onto a dot bellow. You recognize this story, it's the same one you saw in Surya's Temple at the Fortress of Eshnuk. The god with the blade of ice must be Pani, but then who is the other god? You had never heard the story told the way it was depicted here.

>As you reach the end of the hallway you come to a pair of great stone doors, and written above the doorway a message. “Entombed Within The Bones of Earth”

It's a pretty simple job, steering this massive creature. For the most part you simply lean against your spear and keep an eye on the road ahead. Every now and then you'll need to reroute to bypass some woods or the lizard will start to drift off towards one direction or another and you'll give it a jab to keep it on course. As a result you have plenty of time to make light conversation while, at least until everyone starts trying to sleep for the night.

“So what are witches?” You glance briefly over your shoulder towards Skull Kid and the others. Kid replies as soon as he swallows his mouthful of food. “Witches and warlocks are sort of like you, they're said to be able to use magic. Some say they're remnants of the Visitors driven mad by the lack of magic in this world and forced to make pacts with the Magi to sustain themselves. I just think they're some crazy fuckers living in the woods.” Profectus speaks up. “Well, who are the Magi? That was just an old term for practitioners of magic on our world.”

You note that Skull Kid seems to get uncomfortable at this line of questioning. “Well, according to the dominant local faith, the one I know best because I was brought up in it, the Magi are the embodiment of all things evil. There are ten Magi in the world, each corresponding to one of the unforgivable sins. There's Lust, Vanity, Ambition, Avarice, Blasphemy, Gluttony, Greed, Lethargy, Anger, and Depression.” Profectus interrupts here. “So, wait. Ambition, greed, and avarice are wrong and yet so are lethargy, lust, and gluttony? If one isn't supposed to aspire to anything, want for anything, or take pride in anything what is there to do in life save fuck, eat, and sleep?” Skull Kid waves him off. “Look, I'm just telling you what they believe. I'm not saying I subscribe to it.”

(1/3 or 4)

He takes a few more bites of food before continuing. “So, anyway. These Magi attempt to corrupt the souls of mortals with promises of power, women, wealth, what have you in exchange for their embodying the particular vice they represent-” Profectus cuts in again. “Can I make multiple pacts? Because embodying lust, vanity, and lethargy sounds pretty damn nice.” Skull Kid sighs, the sound coming out as a burst of static through his helmet speakers. You find that odd, because not a moment ago he sighed normally. “God damn it, stop interrupting me! Anyway, the people who make pacts with Magi are called witches and warlocks, witches being female and warlocks male.”

Huh, that's kind of interesting. Reminds you of spirit worship in a lot of ways, except there are far, far more than ten spirits and one doesn't typically have to 'embody' anything. “What about telekinesis?” Skull Kid responds after a short delay. “That one is simpler. Telekinesis is basically the ability to move shit with one's mind. Some of the monsters that roam the waste have developed it after the Mutagenic wars. Some people can do it too, but it's really, really rare and shunned by a lot of religions as abominations.”

Huh, the more you know. After that conversation peters out as you focus on steering. Once he's finished his meal, Skull Kid pulls a blanket out of his pack and curls up a short distance away from Profectus and Darzi. You hear one of them bust out laughing from time to time but don't actually hear either of them speaking, so you assume they must be using the brooches to communicate.
(2/3)

After several hours of staring out into the dusty plains you see two massive spires looming on the horizon, and not long after that see a bright glow of light blooming beneath them. You can only assume that's the Conclave, you'll likely be there soon. Before you have time to truly appreciate the sight you hear someone approaching. Glancing over your shoulder, you see that it's Chryssa, finally finished meditating you'd suppose. You also note that Profectus and Darzi are asleep, both of them curled up on their own little spots of lizard hide. Skull Kid is snoring as loudly as anyone you've ever heard.

“So how did it go?” She actually grins ever so slightly. “I have gained a basic understanding of Earth Magic, and in addition I believe I may finally understand channeling vys towards mental task. I needed to do so in order that my meditation might be successful.” You can't help but feel a little upwelling of pride that your student is doing well. “That's fantastic to hear, Chrys. You know, you're really picking this up quickly. Think you'll get a little more use out of that mace now?” She nods her head. “I believe so, though I have not yet had the opportunity to try it out. Is that the city up ahead?” You glance back towards the two tall spires, nodding your head. “I can only assume.” Chryssa looks down towards the lizard you're riding, and then up towards the city in the distance. “Should we perhaps dismount and let this beast go on its way? I do not think such an ostentatious arrival would benefit us.”

>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.
>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!
>Write-in

>>32697157
>>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!

>>32697157
>>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

Guys. Don't let Shaggy poison the townsfolk.

>>32696523

I always imagine Chryssa stag horns but reading the description again they sound like those of a bull or a cow. Are they like cow horns or different?

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>>32697188
More like a bull's. I've been meaning to post the art I'm using to represent your companions more often but I haven't been good about it.

>>32697157
>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!
can we suggest teaching kid magic?

>>32697157
>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!

>>32697157
>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

>>32697157
>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

>>32697157
>>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!

>>32697199
So will we ever mention the dead god stuck in our head, and the theory that Chrys is either one of these 3.
1.Pani preist creatures
2.a gods creation
3. an experiment by the rythains.

>>32697157
>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!
PREPARE THINE HIPS, LET THE BELLY DANCING COMMENCE

>>32697157
>>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

>>32697157

>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

>>32697264
And prepare to be shot.

>>32697288
fair point, RAISE THE WHITE FLAG AND THEN DANCE

>>32697157
>Screw that noise, what could possibly go wrong? You're going to ride this thing right up to the front gates!
Final destination voting?

>>32697157
>>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way.

>>32697280
>>32697268
>>32697243
>>32697236
>>32697185
>>32697301
>Dismount

>>32697168
>>32697212
>>32697228
>>32697248
>>32697264
>>32697296
>Right up to the gates.

6v6 unless I miscounted. I'll host a quick Final Destination vote.

Vote
1
to dismount the lizard.

Vote
2
To ride the lizard as close as you can to the gates.

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
1

1

>>32697157
>She brings up a good point, dismount the lizard and send it on its way
Let's try to be smart and not reckless for once.

>>32697137
I thought profectus and Darzi didn't speak the same language?

>>32697355
>no quote
no, get out you degenerate

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
2

>>32697355
Forgot to link idiot

>>32697365
Brooches translate

>>32697306
1

>>32697365
broches, transmit thoughts.

>>32697306
1

>>32697157
ask skull kid

>>32697324
>>32697326
>>32697328
>>32697332
>>32697341
>>32697353
>>32697387
>>32697400
>Dismount

>>32697347
>>32697343
>>32697329
>>32697315
>>32697314
>>32697376
>>32697374
>Stay on

Votes closed.

>>32697365
They don't but they sync'd the brooches translate into whatever language one is best with.

>we blew a month worth of food on lizard bro
>you guys are giving him away
>we aren't gonna bellydance
I don't have a good enough reaction image to convey my sadness

>>32697306
1

>>32697306
2

>>32697306
>1

>>32697426
>you guys are giving him away
We're leaving him behind.

>>32697426
Because you are a raging faggot
git gud

>>32697426
>>we aren't gonna bellydance
what's up with all the suggestions to bellydance?
Is this a reference to something, or is it one person trying to be lolrandum?

>>32697423
Dropped muh trip. Anyway, looks like Dismounting won out in the end.

Also, damned if that sentence wasn't a jumbled mess of thoughts. Prof and Darzi don't speak the same language, but their brooches allow them to understand one another now that they're all synced up.

>>32697426
>giving him away

Where did you get that impression? Sure, it might roam around but it's not like it's hard to find a gigantic hungry lizard.

Can we ask Skull Kid what usually happens first?

Ask whether they keep he lizards or not,

>>32697426
I get the feeling the lizard will seek us out later for more food so there is still hope.

Say, wathever wins, can we use the archeota to film our travels in this world(and our own for that matter). We're able to enter ruins parts that no one can enter without dying or getting zombified or something(Baldev), shit like that could bring us a lot of fame or stuff. And some of the mobs we encounter could make for good stuff for our tabletop game.

Face it, guys. Keeping lizard bro for an extended amount of time would have been a huge drain on both foood and funds. Not worth it in the long run.

>>32697466
do you ever pay attention to the discussion we do in the late night threads?

>>32697509
I want to keep him while we're in this world for as long as it is sustainable. I don't want to take him back over into our world, if that is even possible.

>>32697509
I'm pretty sure reptiles have slow metabolisms. Crocodiles and snakes as an example.

>>32697514
Would I be asking if I had and if I knew where the belly dancing thing originated from?

>>32697500
fuck that, we are gonna use that as a portable library.

>>32697466
I just like mental image of mik and prof bellydancing, that and the reaction from chrys would be amazing
>>32697457
>>32697472
>>32697480
I kinda assumed that lizard bro would just fuck after we got off, you're probably right though
>>32697462
no u

before setting it free, give it a name and maybe something to recognize it.
>rucatpa names
captcha knows it best.

>>32697551
So it's some lolrandumb shit.

>>32697555
Let's brand it.

>>32697539
>fuck that, we are gonna use that as a portable library.
We sure used it for that since leaving, what's to say it can't do both?

>>32697538
That big of an animal generates heat by itself, doesn't even need to be warm-blooded. And that in turn raises its metabolic turnover rates.

So no going without food for months for this thing.
If Soma even considered that.

>>32697551
u firs

Let's bring the lizard right up to the Conclave, kill it by magic to the back of the head or neck, and then gift it to the conclave as food.

>>32697423
That being said. Skreeee skree should in theory be translatable

>>32697617
fuck off

>>32697617
No spending magic for that. If we can sell it for money on the other hand. Or trade it for food and adv weapons

>>32697676
>>32697617
I doubt food is these guys' biggest problem

We shoulda asked Skull Kid.

>people are talking about killing him
god damn it, I will put up with leaving him somewhere, I will even put up with letting him go free, but we aren't killing him

Yeah nah we're not killing Thulsa

>>32697761
>Thulsa
Why?

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>>32697793
Feel free to find a better name, untill then I'll name it how I want.

Oh yeah, just remembered. I kinda want to try to contact that other guy we gave a brooch to just on the off chance they can transmit between different worlds.

>>32697729
That's stupid.
We basic lyrics paid 3 or 4 months worth of food for it. I'm not setting it loose to lose all that money. And I doubt we can station it.
And feeding it again would cripple our food reserves. Granted we can always buy more. But that is a high price to pay. 3~4 months worth of food per day. When we could possible gain better gear. And good will towards the people's town.

>>32697839
Let's try it, just to see.

He also won't believe when we tell him where we are.

>>32697846
Reptiles have slow metabolisms.

>>32697846
It was 1 month

>>32697846
Its a month of food if I remember right, and thats easily obtainable when we can kill a shit by pinching closed blood vessels in their brain
And that reminds me, can we actually do that with manipulate?

>>32697839
>You've received a collect call from Miklongassnamehere.
>Do you want to take it.
>Huh, yes I guess.
>It'll cost you 10silver coin per minute
>Godsdamnit Mik where are you calling from? the other side of the world?
>Call originated 35 lightyear from receiver
>...

>>32697916
>35 lightyears
>10 silver
shit damn thats not bad

>>32697916
Hmmmm, maybe we're just on another planet?

Maybe the Rhynians just found out how to open portals across vast distances.

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>>32697958
Then why are there humans? I imagined Soma's aliens would be way weirder than that.

>>32697846
We can hunt with it. There must be enough prey around to keep it alive.

>>32697958
What if we're on the same planet?

>>32697993
Maybe they're just Rhynians?

The Rhynians colonized this new world and due tot he lack of Vys came to rely soley on tech. Then the portal closed and a thousand years later we're only a myth.

>>32698007
We're not. We don't recognize any constellations.
We are also not in the same star system, same reason as above.

>>32698016
they said they had gotten visitors before, but i forgot if they were only samanji.

>>32697935

Its a cheap service

>>32698044
They were only Rhynians.

Why in the world would a Samjani make it through a Rhynian inter-dimensional portal?

>>32698064
Kid siad, that his people have samanji, and that the visitors were samanji.

>Soma not updating for 30 minutes
Now I'm getting worried.

>>32698118
he has slowed down recently.
He usually only took 15-20 minutes.

>>32697935
Al-Gasreed was bough for 75 silver coins.

>>32698110
No he did not.

>>32698133
Bigger updates these past few threads.

>>32698141
Read the last thread.

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“You know, that's a good point Chrys. For all we know, riding this lizard up to the gates will get us all shot at or attacked, or at the very least will panic the Conclave and start us off on a bad foot.” She nods her head. “I am surprised that you have seen reason. I fully expected you to ride onward with no thought given to what the consequences might be, and I had prepared myself for that.” You're not sure whether it's comforting that she's getting used to your insanity, or insulting that she thinks you incapable of seeing reason.

You stay atop the giant lizard until the Conclave becomes properly visible. The two tall spires you'd seen in the distance appear to be the remnants of some kind of super structure. Neither rusted with age nor collapsed, innumerable wires seem to sprawl out around them like the roots to trees. The wires glow brightly, though not with vys. They must use some other manner of energy for power. You don't see a proper city, but the towers are awfully large. The entire population may live within or, perhaps, underneath. The wall enclosing the two towers is a collection of scrap metal and wood bristling with what, as best you can tell, are massive gun barrels. Many of them are longer than you are tall with bores large enough for you to shove your head inside.

It occurs to you that you don't actually know how to stop this lizard, but Skull Kid steps in at that point. Chryssa had the foresight to wake him up, along with the rest of your party. He takes the spear and gently prods the white patch of scales on the back of the lizard's jaw, guiding it into a slow circle. Once the lizard spots its tail it stops and lays down, biting down on the tip of its tail and closing its eyes. That would probably be cute, if this creature did not breath acid and was not larger than most houses.
(1/2)

>>32698133
You could set you watch by it on the 20minutes

>>32698141
>>32698110

The only thing he said was that his people are familiar with the idea of elves, in a fictional sense.

>>32698110
No he said they had elves not Samjan

Your party carefully make their way down the back of the lizard, sliding off the tail once they're close enough to the surface that no one needs to worry about breaking any bones. Once you've put some distance between yourselves and the now, as best you can tell, sleeping lizard Skull Kid turns to address you and yours. “Alright, listen. This is how it's going to be. I'm going to walk up first and get their attention, then tell them I have some friends with me once I get inside. I'll come back out and you'll need to approach the gates. They'll ask you to stop so they can get a look at you. Now, depending on who's got gate duty they might take a few pot shots at you. Just ignore it, they won't actually shoot you, just at you. Once they've had their fun they'll tell you to come in and they'll take you to meet Stumpy No-Legs. Got it?”

>Yeah, that sounds fine.
>Wait, we're going to get shot at? Can't you tell them not to do that?
>Write-in

>>32698176
Exactly

>>32698176
>>32698141
I'll dig it up then, but i'm certain that he said that.

>>32698180
>Yeah, that sounds fine.

>>32698198
>“Who were the Visitors?” Your host shrugs his shoulders. “Nobody is quite sure. They're a legend from the Golden Age. Humans who could manipulate the elements and heal wounds with a wave of their hand. Supposedly they left a device in the Tower, the original Tower mind you, that would allow us to enter their world and for them to return here. It was lost after the Mutagenic War and the Tower's collapse, the new one is built atop its ruins.”

>>32698180
>>Yeah, that sounds fine.
lets get ready to heal someone

>>32698180
>Yeah, that sounds fine.

>>32698180
Name our pet liz, and maybe give him a crate so he gets the idea to stay around.

>>32698198
>You gesture to your party as a whole. “Will our appearance cause any sort of uproar?” He shrugs his shoulders. “No more so than mine. As for the clothes and the ears and whatnot, people will probably assume you're performers, or that it's some sort of fetish thing. The girl isn't grotesque enough to be a mutant and Rocky here doesn't have to worry about a thing, prosthesis with artistic facades are really popular these days. Elves are sort of an entity in our collective imagination, supposedly a lot of the Visitors were elves.” He waves a hand dismissively. “You'll probably be fine. I'd worry more about sycophantic hangers on than angry mobs.”

>>32698198
If it helps, it was when we asked if our appearances would be a problem.

Al Gasreed Jr

>>32698219
>Elves are sort of an entity in our collective imagination, supposedly a lot of the Visitors were elves.”
It seems like the Scythian aren't the original visitors unless i mixed up the human civilization with an elf one.

>>32698180
>>Yeah, that sounds fine.

>>32698260
I always forget that the Rhynian Empire had a sizable elf population.

>>32698278
scthyian?

That fuck is that?

>That sounds fine.
Writin'

>>32698312
An equestrian tribe from the Iranian plateau. I think they were the ones rumored to have the women cut off their left(?) breast so that they might fire a bow unobstructed. Origin of the Amazonians myth.

>>32698180
>Yeah, that sounds fine.


>>32698312
It was probably auto correct for "Rhynian".

>>32698278
First of all i have no idea what you mean by scythian.

Second of all the Samjani never made it to this place, on the Rhynians.

Third of all the Rhynian Empire has elves too.

>>32698339
What does that have to do with this quest?

>>32698339
>Origin of the Amazonians myth.
Those are the Sarmatians.

>>32698369
>What does that have to do with this quest?
Nothing I'm sure, but it will surely become relevant to someone's fap material.
at least it did for me, I'm the guy who posted the big bootied black guy in the previous thread

>>32698421
quit being a nigger

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>>32698601
how about you make me?
Don't knock on it until you've tried it.

>>32698339
Are we going to warn Darzi?

>>32698754
Why would we?

>>32698629
[spoilers] I don't make niggers, their absentee fathers do [/spoiler]

>>32698781
Because she'll freak out about how she's being shot at.

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You nod your head. “That sounds fine, even if they do hit us I can probably heal any damage. As long as no limbs are severed, but even then as long as the limb is in good condition I should be able to reattach it.” He stares at you for a long moment. “That's perhaps the most casual I've ever heard someone speak of dismemberment. Alright, I guess I'll leave your safety in your own capable hands then. Follow me, I'll tell you where to wait.”

Your party follows along until coming within a few hundred feet of the gates, and then Skull Kid gestures for you to wait. You stop and fold your arms in front of your chest, waiting while he marches across the distance towards the heavy metal structures. You can distantly hear him shout something though it's unintelligible from here, and then the gates swing open and he slips inside. Some paranoid part of you says that he's obviously just ditched you and is going to leave you stranded out here, but you quell that fear without much difficulty.

You wait, and then wait some more. Attempts to spark up conversation falter, the situation proving too tense for idle chit-chat. You doubt anyone is eager to be shot at, especially after they've seen what your pistol can do. These guns are far, far larger than your piddly little pea shooter. After what feels like hours the gates finally swing open once more and you see Skull Kid step out, though he's rather indistinct at this distance. You can at least tell that he's waving you over, so you start to stride towards the gates.

(1/2 or 3)

>>32697199
>Chryssa is a Vatis
>Pendant shaped liked a fairy
Chryssa is now a Fairy Tale mage, thanks Soma

When you're around a hundred feet from the gates a voice rings out in the still morning air, amplified by some unknown force. “HALT! You will now be scanned for contaminants and mutation!” Scanned? The hell? What even qualifies as mutation? Skull Kid didn't mention this. You don't feel any different while you wait nor does any sort of light shine down from the walls to illuminate you, but you're still uneasy about this turn of events. Profectus mumbles under his breath. “At least they're not shooting at us.”

As soon as the words have left his mouth a shot booms forth, and a few feet to your right the ground explodes. Dirt sprays out in every direction, pelting your party with small rocks and muddying your clothing. You're proud to say you didn't even flinch, nor did Chryssa. Profectus has dived off to the left and is covering his head. Darzi as well seems to have been caught off guard, since she's laying right there next to him. You can't help but find it a little funny that hers is the only armor which might, maybe be strong enough to take a direct hit and survive, yet she's cowering on the ground. Fulvia merely seems annoyed that her papers got dirty. She seems really absorbed in decoding that research data.

A few more shots ring out in quick succession, these stitching across the ground in front of you. What is even the point of this? To scare off the feint of heart? Perhaps to ward off soft City-dwellers? Just as Skull Kid promised, none of the shots actually hit you. The voice rings out once more. “You five are no fun. Alright, come on in then.”

(2/3)

You take a moment to help Profectus to his feet, relieved to see he hasn't been hit. Chryssa does the same with Darzi. Then the five of you make your way across pockmarked ground towards the gates. They open as you approach, Skull Kid greeting you on the other side. “See? That wasn't so bad.” Before he has any opportunity to say more, a man appears from a doorway on a guard tower. He's young, His eyes glow with an unnatural light and several seemingly unnecessary gadgets have been bolted to his head. His skin appears grey and lifeless, and wires seem to run beneath it. “Alright, come on. Follow me to Tower One.” You recognize his voice as the one voice which was shouting out orders to you not a moment ago.

>Ask him what was up with that explosive welcome.
>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.
>Write-in

>>32698916
>>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.

>>32698916
>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.

>>32698916
>>Ask him what was up with that explosive welcome.
the other will seem suspicious

>>32698916
>>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.
and trade

>>32698916
>Ask him what was up with that explosive welcome.
>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.

>>32698916
>Ask him what was up with that explosive welcome.

"Y'all must be dreadfully bored if that is what passes for amusement in these parts"

>>32698916
>>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.
Maybe ask him in that persona we used to trick Fulvia.
>"Tell me about your hovel, peasant"
he had his fun, now it's time for ours.

Damn it, where is that Anon who was writing smut. We were promised smut.

>>32698966
We will not say "Y'all"

>>32698968
He isn't dumb

>>32698990
Hey, don't diss 'Y'all'. It's a perfectly valid second person plural noun, a variety of noun English otherwise lacks.

>>32698968
Let's not

>>32698966
Even if that fake accent is abysmal its true, where we come from some old fuckers could snap their hands make you unable to move and then cause your entire house to fucking explode, and your neighbors would probably laugh at you for it

>>32698916
>Ask if he can tell you anything about the Conclave.

>>32699021
It also makes us sound like a fucking bumpkin

>>32698925
>>32698938
>>32698958
>>32698964
>>32698968
>>32699033
>More about Conclave.

>>32698964
>>32698966
>>32698947
>Explosive welcome.

Gonna grab some eats, then I'll start writing. Back momentarily.

>>32699043
Somewhere out there in space, the Rhynian Empire is ruling over a thousand worlds. Possibly, they don't even remember the world we were from where they had set up a small outpost.

We are the bumpkin.

>inb4 stumpy is an elf

>>32699143
then lets fuck this stumpy then.

>>32699143
>inb4 stumpy has legs, but no arms

>>32699173
REEEEEN?

>>32699143
I wouldn't be surprised he's one of the grandmaster who wrote one of the book we own.

>>32699189
I seriously doubt it

>>32699317
Is Soma Kill?

>>32699568
probably getting tanked

>>32699568
No but Gobble is

>>32699631
Too soon, Anon.

>>32699568
No. But I may be soon, walking the dog then I will probably have some sort of social obligation.

>>32699736
>social obligation
you mean dicking your sister right?

>>32699774
I think we covered this a while back but ill reiterate it.

Soma admitted to being a girl.

>>32699774
The only possible explanation.

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>>32699819

>>32699819
What has that have to do with him dicking his sister?

>>32699819
No you cock sucker he didn't, He has a dick, he might identify as a women or some tumblr bullshit, but he has a dick, he said it last thread when someone asked

>>32699819
>>32699774
>>32699834
Lesbian incest is a thing.

>>32699852
He has a dick, he is a male, he is too irish to be a nigger, no u, fuck off you autistic fuck abloobloobloo

>>32699819
The two aren't mutualy exclusive...

We've settled this before. Soma is a girl who is in a relationship with her younger sister.

This "dicking" is obviously strap-on play.

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>>32699843
>>32699875

>>32699891
I AM LEGITIMATELY MAD RIGHT NOW, FUCK OFF YOU RETARD

>>32699891
>implying

Check your privilege

>>32699891
He admitted being a man.

>>32699901
>Being this buttflustered

>>32699901
Someone can't accept the glorious sweet cozy cuteness that is lesbian incest.

>>32699962
Someone is so far up their own ass that they cant see

>>32699945
He's obviously lying. He just misinterpreted the "no girls on the internet" rule.

I'll be back when the dyke menace has left

>>32699988
And you're clearly delusion.

>>32700019
>>>/pol/

>>32700029
Shhhh

>>32700029
>the guy who keeps telling me to go to pol isn't the retard
huh, color me surprised, still not going

>>32700047
But you'll be happier there, with your own kind

>>32700047
Everyone else just doesn't want to dirty themselves by addressing you.

>>32700059
Considering, they are all /b/ tier retards and are only halfway involved in the shit they spout, I really wont be

>>32700047
It's because I hate scum that discriminate like yourself.

>>32700103
>discriminate
>implying they are people
HAHAHAHAHA

>>32700078
But, you just described you.

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Alright, I've gotta watch a movie. I should be back in one or two hours to continue. Sorry about this guys, the constant interruptions should stop tomorrow or the next day.

Try not to tear one another's throats out while I'm gone.

>>32700116
like he said >>>pol

>>32700144
There's the retard

>>32700144
Nice job linking me

>>32700136
I didn't know that "watch a movie" replaced "social interaction" for sweet sweet lesbian sex.

>>32700175
>>32700168
>>32700144
oops

>>>/pol/

>>32699962

Oh god, I am getting frozen rule 34 flashbacks!

>>32700190
Dear Degenerate,

Fuck off

>>32700175
>>32700144
Here's how you properly do it.

>>32700168
>>>/pol/

>>32700190
Stop trolling.

>all this lesbian
>all this /pol/ shit
>all this autisim
God damn it guys just shut up and stay in the corner until Soma comes back

>>32700266
>this arguing is too loud
>my rock arm hurts
>my rations are cold
>I wish I was back in the rhynian empire

bump

>>32700136
Dammit Soma it has 2 hour fucking hours where are you?

>>32702386
Calm your tits. He will be back we he is.

>>32702510
he better include lewd.

>>32702386
DEAD

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>>32702386
He is kill.

>>32702612
>>32702530
>>32702510
And now we have hit the bump limit.
You guys happy?

>>32702630
yes
this was my objective all along

>>32702630
Speaks the guys who helped it.

>>32702630

Bump limit on a Tuesday night. We are on page 3.

Guys, sorry, but I'll have to cancel the rest of the thread to have gentle, loving sex with muh imouto.

>>32702873
fuck off fake soma

>>32702873
You know I can see through that bullshit. Right?

>>32702873
tell her you hate her and you want to break up

>>32702873
Lucky son of a bitch.

>>32702873
Stop trying to impersonate the QM you incest loving spergnaut.

>>32702630
Meh, it will take a couple of hours for the thread to fall off the board and if he isn't back by that point the thread would likely be put on hold anyway.

>>32702948
I'm sorry that you can't accept the love between myself and my sister.

>>32703154
You know that changing the tripcode isn't gonna fool me? Right?

>>32703154
>Implying you're the real one.
Huehuehue

>>32703199
>implying you're the real on either
guys this is getting pretty old pretty quickly

>>32703234
I know I'm not but I can play pretend.

>>32703292
Just like they are right now.

>>32703038
>>32703038
Gentle loving sex takes time when done properly.

I'll be lenient since it's incest, otherwise i'd be irritated.

Do you guys want to play some /tg/ chess while we wait or something?

>>32703499
Sure

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You people are all perverts! The love between Soma and his imouto is pure! PURE!

Pic completely unrelated

>>32703499
Explain

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>>32703576

Ah, yes, "pure".

>>32703499
Does it include sun-neurotic drifting in relation to the curvature of a 'female' elf's chest?

>>32703608
>suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22605710/
>suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27429855/
This should sum it up.

Soma, your imouto is a fat cow. I'm the only one you need.

Jesus 3 hours and 30 minutes 20 seconds later, and still nothing.

>>32704412
Honestly seeing the state of this thread I'm not surprised.

>>32703742
>clusterfuck.gif

Thread's over, go to sleep.
Dream of endless imoutos

Soma's back, full time.

Sorry about that. Do I still have an audience?

>>32704862
Yeah

>>32704862
yup, i went to pick up my laundry after posting this.
>>32704412