>>32775053

"Nah, when I say Mami's involved, she's..." Sayaka squints a bit, her brow furrowing as she attempts to find the right words to say. A moment later, she gives up, patting the table on front of her with her fingers. "Well, you know how she's like, right? How she seems to know everyone and everyone knows her and she knows what's happening everywhere, all the time?"

Kind...of? You know Mami's very capable, and she'd be a lot better at this Warmaster thing than you could ever be.

"Well, apparently she's been keeping tabs on this Church for a bit now. I think she started around the same time they set up shop here in Japan, couple of years ago." Sayaka nods. "Think she's on a first-name basis with the upper staff of the sect, or at least the reps you're gonna be meeting with. I'm pretty positive she set this whole thing up herself, I mean..." She holds up her smartphone. "She's the one who called me up to get you here and everything, Murderface."

So this Church of the Golden Land is...friendly with Mami, then? Is that what Sayaka is getting at?

"What I'm trying to get at, Murderface, is that for now, they look legit. I mean, if Mami gets along with them, then maybe they're not the coven of bloodthirsty cultists I usually consider these Blessed Lady fanatics to be." Sayaka offers you a wry smile. "Well, that, and I hear Kyoko usually sits in their sermons whenever she gets the chance, but I think it's just her goofing off somewhere quiet and peaceful for a short nap. And free food."

Ah. So that's...well. Maybe they're not so bad after all, then.

...But if Sayaka doesn't consider them dangerous, then why'd she ride your ass with you bringing Midori along?

Your Equerry frowns here, before reaching over and poking your forehead with a finger. "Because Oriko might get it into her head to try and fuck with us during the meeting, that's why! Chrissakes, Murderface, I know you're not a morning person but think a little! Jesus!"

[1/2]

HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

>>32775062

"That said, they're kind of skittish already, what with their main branches being blown up and all, so...you know." Sayaka pats the long metal case that can only house that sword with the weird gun-sheathe of hers. "We're trying to assure them that the Ninth's all it's cracked up to be: a professional Officio that's not to be fucked with at all times."

But what if they DO turn out to be a coven of bloodthirsty cultists? What then?

Sayaka's silent for a moment, before shrugging. "Mami's gonna be in there with us. I'd give 'em two, three seconds of screaming about their Blessed Lady before they get a Vindicare Makeover right in their stupid, screaming faces. All of them, at the same time."

Heh. Yeah, that's Mami for you.

"Anything else, Murderface?" Sayaka glances at her smartphone again, before cursing softly. "Anyway, forget it, we're cutting it really close. I need you to pick who you're taking into the meeting with you. Whoever you don't pick I'll post for overwatch or backup." She looks back at you for a moment. "Can't say where the meeting place is, but it's going to be a hotel room. One of the swanky ones that Mami uses often, I think."

>Who do you take into the meeting with you? You can only pick two.

[]Midori
[]Kumatora
[]Rea
[]Kyoko

>>32775076
>[x]Midori
>[x]Rea

>>32775076
>[X]Midori
>[X]Rea

FUCK YEAH time for Chiaki-chan.

>Mostexcitingtimeoftheday.jpg

>[x]Rea
>[x]Kuma-chan

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>>32775076
>[x]Rea
>[x]Kyoko

Kyoko is one of our advisors, and obviously knows them if she goes to meetings.

Rea is a Rank Leader. Don't need any more justification.

Midori's great and all, but time for other characters.

>>32775076
[x]Kyoko
Rea, Kumatora, and Midori can disguise and hide themselves.

>>32775076
[X]Midori
[X]Kyoko

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>>32775076
[X]Midori
[X]Kumatora

>>32775108
>Midori's great and all, but time for other characters.
That sounds like something a certain Callidus with questionable burger appetite would say.

>>32775076
>[X]Rea
>[X]Kyoko

>>32775076
>[X]Midori
>[X]Kyoko

>>32775076
>[X]Rea
>[X]Kyoko
Formal and professional rank leader, and someone they already know and like.

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>>32775096

Chi-chan the best

>>32775108

Well, we brought Midori along precisely to see her acting in a different environment, wich she has been sorely lacking. I think it'd be good to bring her along, given those circumstances.

>>32775076
>[x]Kyoko
>[x]Rea

>>32775076
>[x]Kumatora
>[x]Rea
Kyoko makes a good guard.

>>32775129
No I am basically 1000% on board for Midori being in the plot, nya.

>>32775076
Shouldn't we leave Rea as over watch considering she's the vindicare rank leader and all.

>>32775076
[X]Midori
[X]Kyoko

Though I wonder if it might be worth it to have Midori pretend to be someone else?

>>32775076
>>32775091
>[x]Midori
>[x]Rea

>>32775129
Nothing wrong with burgers.

>>32775141
S'all cool with me, just want to see a few more characters. If it gets ugly (which it could), I'd rather have two proven fighters next to Chiaki and Sayaka.

>>32775076
[x]Midori

>>32775076
>[x]Midori
>[x]Kyoko
Advice and murderbility.

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>>32775062
Best June bride reporting

>>32775076
>[X]Midori
>[X]Kyoko
Rea as over watch and Kuma as back-up

>>32775141
Also, making her stay home might be difficult.

>>32775170
And my second is
[x]Rea

>>32775076
>[]Rea
>[]Kyoko
Vindicare rank leader and the friendliest MG there is

>>32775076

>[X] Rea
Because she's a Rank Leader

>[X] Kyoko
Because she's also a Rank Leader

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>>32775167

Well, they already said Mami would be there. I like the idea fo bringing Midori and Rea along because that would be Warmaster, Former Vindicare leader and Interim Warmaster, Eversor Rank Leader, and Current Vindicare Rank Leader... and Midori.

Solid fighters and good support? I like it.

>>32775076
>[x]Midori
>[x]Kyoko

>>32775156
This,remember how useful it was to have Misaka with a sniper rifle?.
so
>>32775076
[X]Kyoko
[X]Kumatora
I wanna see what shes got,and having midorin and rea as backup would play better to their strenghts.

>>32775195
Seyuka's still Rank Leader

>>32775195
Sayaka's the Eversor Rank Leader, guy.

>>32775141
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
How much pancakes can Chi-chan devour?

>>32775211
>>32775207
Oh. Whoops. My vote remains the same though.

>>32775076
[X]Midori
[X]Kyoko

>>32775076
>[X]Midori
>[X]Kumatora

Best waifu and best kouhai

>>32775161
...I like the cut of your jib, anon.

>[X]Kyoko
>[X]Midori disguised as Rea

>>32775076
>[x]Rea
>[x]Kyoko

Refresh my memory; in the picture of herself that Malal gave us, was it Malal in a Culexsuit or Malal in her MG costume with the frills and pink?
If it's the latter, why hasn't Chiaki realised that Malal and Pinky have VERY SIMILAR costumes?

[x] Kyouko
[x] Rea

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>>32775221

A ton

>>32775248
This is a really good idea.

>>32775259
Double HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

>>32775076
>[]Midori
>[]Rea

>>32775161
And risk the Green? Who do you think we are?

[]Kyoko
[]Kyoko

>>32775257
Culexus suit.

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>>32775257

Malal in her frilly pink costume and I think she did realize it at that point? I'm not sure.

>>32775076
[X]Kyoko
[X]Midori or Kumatora

Can't decide conclusively on the second.

>>32775259
I'm sorry, I should find it cute, but my eyes couldn't help but be traitorous bastards and somehow despite it being a staple of chibi art I can't get over the difference in head/leg size.

>>32775076
[x] Midori
[X] Kyouko
Information analysis and retention.
Also Vindicare rank leader better as overwatch.

I dont have anything against midori but what are the advantages of bringing midori like that when she could be running support what with her being a callidus and everything, and bringing Kyoko would help smooth things over,She has Charisma.

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>>32775270

I think people should stop being so overprotective and let Midori be herself a little bit more.

Sure, it's dangerous, but she can take care of herself.

>>32775076
>[X]Midori
>[X]Kyoko
Rea over watch.

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>>32775293
ATTENTIONYA

Since discussion is still going on/voting is still active, there will be a TEN MINUTE VOTE EXTENSION AS OF THIS POST. GO GO GO!

"She started around the same time they set up shop here in Japan."
Great Mami has built her own secret cult, that's going to end well for us.

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>>32775297
Famous last words...

>>32775076
[x]Midori
[x]Rea

>>32775293
Gladly. Someone distract Sayaka.

>>32775308

Nah, just go with it. It'll just end up samefagging at this point, since it's really early.

Get to writing, Decu!

>>32775259
Misaka would want a head pat from Chi-chan and probably test her weapons.

>>32775297
Cute-lewds like this are going to be the death of me.

>>32775297
It just so happens that the enemies Chi-chan faces are monsters and the top tier in the Puella magi busyness,and i dont want to bring up old wounds but remember "Get fucked"? lets paly to their strenghts,Kyoko is really good at the frontlines,by the way i seem to have forgotten but what is Kumatora?

>>32775297
We were JUST arguing with Kyoko last thread about taking Midori to HQ to put her in a safer place.

Why would we then take her to the raving lunatics to get disembowelled?

>>32775344
Why not?
She can take care of herself

>>32775297
Who will stop this Green menace from molesting the drunk pumpkin?

>>32775344
I'm pretty sure we were arguing that she was safest with us. Not hidden away some where and its not like the 9th would be able to stop inky or homusatan.

>>32775257
I checked.

> In any case, your further squirreling about the package reveals what looks like a small white envelope, unsealed. Inside is what looks to be a small wallet-sized picture of a girl with pink hair and crimson eyes, wearing a magical girl costume that was very, VERY familiar. It was obviously a self-taken photo, seeing as the girl was holding a smartphone up with one gloved hand - the other holding a sideways V sign with her fingers over her right eye. A forced smile on her lips.

>wearing a magical girl costume that was very, VERY familiar.

Yeah, Chiaki noticed but I don't know if we ever followed up that observation.

>>32775337
A rookie Eversor that's been trained by Chiaki and is currently being trained by Kyoko.

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>>32775337

I, uh... I have hard time understanding you.

Kumatora is an eversor, btw.

>>32775344

Because, considering how Sayaka described it, that's unlikely to happen and it'd be a good idea to bring a Callidus along which are trained in information retention and analysis like a Vanus? Also, if it does come down to a fight, having Callidus support would be optimal.

And even if nothing happens, we get to see Midori in a different environment, which would be welcome.

>>32775308

Well, I'm not a samefag lol.

But my vote is for
>[Kyoko]
>[Rea]

>>32775076
>>32775308
>Rea

>Midori as Kyouko

>>32775376
Sorry, might still be a little sleepy because of the all nighter i pulled to catch the thread in time,what i meant is Chiaki is a dangerous magnet, and midori isnt really a fighter,not yet at least,and having Midori in stealth mode running interference would play more to her strenghts, we can take the two eversors on our retinue while leaving rea to set up a sniper spot and midori to check up on threats,illusions and the like.

>>32775076
>>32775134
[]Rea
[]Kyoko

>>32775076
[x]Kyoko
[x]Rea

>>32775440
>>32775206
On second thoughts, kumatora is a better choice than Rea, so change my last one to
[X]Kyoko
[X]Kumatora

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>>32775308

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>>32775421

And we've already argued before, and Chiaki even said, that Midori is safest along side her, and, yes, if a fight broke, which Sayaka has already said is unlikely, it would be better to have Callidus support in the room with us, rather than trying to get in range

>>32775472
Along with the fact that she can disguise herself as Rea or Sayaka only adds to her versatility in situation.

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>>32775360
>>Who will stop this Green menace from molesting the drunk pumpkin?

I think she can take care of herself just fine

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A little late for the most exciting time of the day.
I pity whoever has to count all the votes.

Also taking bets that one of the church representatives will be Wendy.
She's the one Mami is on first name terms with. So to speak...

>>32775376
Mido-butt and Mido-thighs confirm as good as Mido-chest. Truly the full package, without even needing any callidus tricks.

>>32775527
Pity me! Pity me furiously! But actually this was a really easy vote to count, since it was all clear [x] Name.

It's only really bad on pure write-ins, and Decu doesn't do those as often anymore.

>>32775527

Maybe Wendy wearing a disguise, and Amber, definitely.

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>>32775548
>Wendy and Amber

Awkward.

>>32775527
Well with how good they get along she would be the obvious choice
>>32775560
Kyoko and midori there too its double the awkward!, spaghetti for everyone!

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>>32775527
Time for Burgerbutt

>>32775580
Exactly! Delightful if true.

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>>32775527

That crazy, giddy feeling never goes away. It's always amazing when someone posts something I've drawn, hahaha

It's a little insane and overwhelming just to think that someone saved it!

>>32775584
That's some first name terms alright~

>>32775592
Can you say "Cat Fight"?

>>32775608
Perfectly understandable. I feel the same way when people are saying they like a character of mine.

>>32775608
I've saved most of your pictures.

>>32775584
God that sex chest. Clearly Mami is a master at interOfficio relations.

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>>32775688
Hint: The S doesn't stand for "Sex".

>>32775542
The only pity you deserve is down the barrel of a gun, cat.

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>>32775770

That's kind of mean.

Even if you really dislike the character, that's a person on the other side of the screen, you know?

>>32775795
He just jelly of all my natural charisnya.

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>>32775739
Please teach us, Mami sensei.

>>32775804
Don't worry Neco, I like you!
Now Wendy on the other hand...

>>32775795
At this point I think everyone just hates NECO to hate NECO
I don't hate NECO, and I never have, but I still think it's kind of funny

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>>32775795
>that's a person on the other side of the screen
Arguable.
Besides NECO loves to be hated.
Like some sort of internet troll. Or masochistic perv.

>>32775846
I think it's kinda funny, too.

>>32775858
Noriko?

>>32775795
I always saw the mocking of NECO as being mocking of the character, she always acts semi-in-character in the thread, so people rage at her character. It's like... what's a word like trolling, but with less of a pejorative implication?

>>32775895
Provoking?

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>>32775895
Yeah it's basically this, nya. At least from my perspective, I dunno if people are trying to be more malicious or not.

But thanks, Hat.

>>32775895
I think what you mean is that there's no harm meant.

>>32775895
I'd say "tease", but that has... the other implications.

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>>32775846
>>32775861
>>32775895

Well... sorry to ruin your fun. I just a bit antsy when it gets really aggressive like that. Sorry.

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>>32775915

>>32775795
What can I say? She's a character that loves to be hated.
I don't even dislike NECO. I'm just trying to push her buttons, and she pushes mine.

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>>32775925
You're too pure Hat-chan.

I like Neco, the character I mean, she's basically the Paul McMullen of the Magical Girl world, but sort of admirable in a weird way.

>>32775925
Don't worry about it. If I thought it was serious, I'd object to it, too.

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>>32775928
Oh, sure, I'm gonna get you all wet in no time...

I want to massage NECO, with lotion and soothing music.

>>32775935
>adorbs/10
Now how do we bully Hat into making more .gifs?

>>32775935
Dude. Hat.

You need to make a gif of the Decu summoning!

>>32775996
Seconded.

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>>32775979
Hat is weak to praise,praise him so much he is all weak in the knees, like this.

>>32775996
theres already an image, animate it yourself

>>32775996
There's like 30 different Decu summonings thou.

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>>32776021
>>32775996
So, a gif of legs?

>>32776033
You say you don't want to be lewded and then you post that. Getting some real mixed messages from you

>>32776033
A gif of Wendy's butt

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>>32776040
I'm only trying to help out, okay. It's worked before.

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I think they met this summoning.

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>>32775935
>>32775979

I could maybe do another cat dance gif for Wendy? I dunno.

Gifs are pretty bothersome and time consuming and I don't have a whole lot of free time anymore which is why I've mostly been doing quick sketches as of late.

>>32776083
Quit your job. What could possibly go wrong?

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>The meeting

>>32775121

You decide to bring Midori and Kyoko. You tell Sayaka of your decision, and she lets out a small sigh, shaking her head. It's obvious she's not exactly...pleased with your decision, but the brief smirk curling her lips seems to suggest that she was also expecting it.

"Fine. I'll have Rea on overwatch, and Kuma on immediate backup, then." She stands up from her seat, lifting the metal case off of the table and onto her shoulder with one hand, while the other flares her cape out in a brief flourish. You follow suit a moment later, your own departure from the booth decidedly less graceful.

...Christ, you almost ate tile tripping over your heels there. Just how much did Midori wear you out earlier, anyway...?

As you finally stumble outside, you come upon Sayaka announcing your decision to your little group. Rea and Kumatora accepted their offered roles as you expected them to - your Vindicare Rank Leader with her usual complete lack of expression, and your former trainee (now Midori's assistant) with hot-blooded eagerness.

You were nonchalantly lighting a cigarette when Midori and Kyoko got their assignments, and you almost choked on your first pull as you saw the same fiery eagerness in Midori's eyes as she listened to Sayaka with rapt attention, hanging on to her every word.

It wasn't just that that surprised you, of course. Besides the fire, there was...well. Something that resembled...pride. Pride of a professional sort, and sharply-focused determination. As if by bringing her along, a switch inside your Callidus had been flipped, a button pressed. She was still your Midori, that much was clear, but there was something new to her, now. Something you're not accustomed to seeing.

Or something you never really bothered to look for.

[1/2]

>>32776215

Kyoko, on the other hand, merely turned to grin at you, before flashing you a thumbs-up. That made you breathe a bit easier, too. Things may go up shit creek today in the worst way, but with Sakura Kyoko on your side, you could at least relax a bit more.

With the roles assigned, the four of you piled in back into Kyoko's car, you in the back seat with Midori, and Sayaka riding shotgun. Kumatora and Rea would be getting to the meeting in another method of conveyance, and the last you saw of them was of your Vindicare Rank Leader dragging Kumatora into an alley with one hand while drawing her blocky, futuristic-looking pistol from its holster with the other. A bright flash of light illuminating the entire alleyway they disappeared into for a split second.

"Thank you for letting me come along, sempai," Midori murmurs as gives your fingers a squeeze - and it's here that you realize that you've been holding each other's hands the moment you got into the car. While you're certainly no prude, the realization of it makes your cheeks burn somewhat.

It's...it's nothing, you manage to croak out in more or less the same volume. It's not really that hard to put her in the way of mortal peril like this, it's like second nature for you.

You force your lips into an awkward smile here. She knows that's just a joke, right?

"If you're already making jokes, then it really can't be helped, can it?" Midori shakes her head, a giggle escaping her lips. "Don't worry, sempai. I'll take care of myself. I just want to be there for you when you need me too, that's all."

But she's always been there for you--

"Not just as someone waiting for you to come home, sempai." Your Callidus shakes her head here. "I can't be just like that, even if...if it's romantic, too." She blushes, here. "I want to be there for you the way Miss Kyoko and Miss Sayaka are here for you."

...She wants to be a moocher and a bitch?

[2/3]

>>32776225

"We heard that," Sayaka and Kyoko says at the same time, their twinned voices clear over the sound of your Equerry putting her gun-sword together. "I don't mind if you call me a bitch, Murderface - most of the time, anyway - but if you call Kyoko a moocher again..."

What?

"...Well, at least tell me what she owes you and I can pay you back, or something." Your Equerry glances at you from the rear-view mirror, amusement glinting in her blue eyes. "Seriously though, Murderface, if you're gonna be all lovey-dovey back there, just warn us in advance, yeah? So we can at least stop the car and avoid throwing up all over ourselves."

...Yeah, yeah. Assholes.

"Christ, that gravelly voice trying to sound all cute and romantic...ugh." Sayaka makes a grotesque exagerration of a dry heave, and Kyoko very nearly crashes into a hydrant as she starts to laugh. "Midorin, when you wake up early to make Murderface's breakfast, give her ginger tea instead of coffee. Do something for that weird voice of hers so she doesn't sound like she's gargling gravel all the damn time."

What? You...you don't really sound that bad, do you? Your voice is rough, sure, but--

You glance at Midori, and she shakes her head at you, while also doing her very best to stifle her own laughter. "N-no, you don't, sempai. Miss Sayaka's just teasing."

"No, I don't tease. I'm telling the truth." Sayaka intones coldly, before shrieking as Kyoko pokes her in the side. "G-GEH! KYOKO QUIT IT! Fuck, you almost made me drop the fucking slide there, Christ!"

"Well, you quit teasing Murderface, she's got enough to deal with already!"

"What, I can't poke fun at my own boss? That's in the rules of being an Equerry, you know!"

"Bullshit! Stop lying!"

[3/4]

>>32776232

...Well. You may be going to a last-minute meeting with some bloodthirsty cultists, but...

It almost feels like you're getting your shit together, with this kind of atmosphere.

"So, are you two going to make it official, or what, Murderface?" Sayaka suddenly asks out of the blue. "Or are you going to...you know, just keep it under wraps?"

How do you respond?

>>32776250
>[x] put it in her butt

>>32776250
>[x]"I'll do what I want, when I want."

>>32776273
Dammit cat

>>32776250
[x]Put it in her butt

>>32776250
>[x]Would keeping it under wraps actually help anything?

>>32776250
[x]Let's just get through tonight first.

>>32776250
"I'm waiting until this particular incident is resolved. After that..."

>>32776250
[x]Put it in her butt

>>32776273

But Sayaka is a NG(+)^n route. We're only on NG(+)^(n-1).

>>32776250

Thanks to a certain mangy cat, I don't think there's anyone in the Magical Girl world who doesn't know about it. Would keeping it under wraps do anything except for invite speculation?

>>32776250
[x] this seems reasonable.
>>32776309

>>32776250
>[x]Would keeping it under wraps actually help anything?

>>32776309
[X]This makes sense.

Basically something about wanting to keep it quiet until prophet is dealt with so people won't go after Midori full force, but after that making it official.

>>32776250
>>32776309
Backing this.

>>32776250
>"Is… is that the kind of thing that Warmasters do?"

>>32776250
[X]>>32776309

>>32776250
>[x] put it in her butt
Sounds reasonable

>>32776250
>>32776309

"It's official. And as soon as this incident with the prophet trying to kill those close to me is solved..."

>>32776309
>>32776250
>[x]this
Let's not make a bigger target out of our waifu just yet
Also, I'm hoping to get Wendy threesome official

>>32776250
>[x] put it in her butt
Not now. Later.

>>32776232
>[x]Let's just get through tonight first.
>>32776369
You know it anon.

>>32776250
"And here I thought I was the stupid one, Sayaka. Thanks for putting me into a 'Hurt-your-girlfriend-no-matter-what-you-decide'-situation."

>>32776273

look what you did, Cat.

>>32776368
>>32776309
Sounds like another promise Chiaki's gonna break.

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>>32776225
>her blocky, futuristic-looking pistol

one of these?

>>32776369
Honestly is it remotely conceivable that any of our antagonists are somehow ignorant of their relationship? I guess Pinky herself MAYBE, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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>>32776413

It feels like an in character response, given the situation, and I feel it takes into account both Midori's feelings and the situation.

It also leaves the situation a bit open for the people who're rooting for Wendy and trying to patch things up there, but that's a bit meta.

>>32776418

Like this.

>>32776362
>[x] put it in her butt
>Sounds reasonable
I can't argue with this sound arguement.

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>>32776250

>>32776379
I dunnyo man I was just being retarded. Regrettably butt lost.

>>32776418
But that's Robocop's Auto-9.

>>32776436
Gosh Rea looks dashing.

>>32776436
>There are people here right now who think burgerbutt's gonna win the Chiakibowl
HAHAHA
Ha
;_;

>>32776444
Alas. Maybe tonight.

>>32776250

*Mumble* Since Neco outed us to everyone we may as well make it official *Blush*

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>>32776452

The moment you give up is the moment you've already lost.

They're not my preferred pairing, that's probably going to remain Chiaki and Midori, but I've got nothing against the people trying to get a harem end going, so I see no reason to try and trip them up.

>>32776250
"I'll wait until things cool down, and I find a certain supposedly deceased Magical Girl to sort things out."

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>>32776492
>until things cool down
>cool down

nyaaaa

>>32776492
>I'll wait until things cool down
Heh

>>32776477
Everyone should bully Chiaki.
Except the Clara Dolls I don't like them.

>>32776452

It's doable if we don't fuck up I believe.

But this is Noir. Two girlfriends means we are going to have to deal with two DEAD girlfriends instead of just one.

>>32776505
>>32776506
shhh, let Chiaki believe

>>32776522
We already are dealing with one dead girlfriend. What's one more?

>>32776492
Nice one!

>>32776522
I'm expecting them to get together an leave us.

>>32776537
Wendy died once too. I don't think we ever heard the details.

>>32776522
To be fair both of them AND Chiaki have all died at some point. It's probably a sign somehow.

>>32776545
Silver lining : We don't have to share Pinky with anybody else.

>>32776557
Wendy is the one.

>>32776545
Which could actually be the best possible outcome for everyone involved...

>>32776569
I'm expecting Pinky and Homucifer to get together an leave us.

>green is the danger

>>32776584
>leave us

How else are they going to have hate sex on our corpse?

>>32776584
>In the end, Chiaki gets paired with absolutely nobody.
This is extremely noir.

>>32776590
Do we know whatever happened to hitomi?

>>32776590
I thought we've established this.
Yuma did nothing wrong

>>32776569
Why would we inflict worst girl on anybody else?

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>>32776611
Consider this option, anyan.

>>32776636
I'm expecting NECO and Enishi to get together an leave us.

>>32776636
Who? Malal?, well i wouldnt mind it at all.

>>32776652
Good riddance.
Hope they are happy together.

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>>32776620
>worst girl

>>32776611
It all comes to an end where Homu really Homu'd herself.
As expected of the good-for-nothing.

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>>32776590
I can confirm this is absolutely true.

>>32776636
Malal's dead, silly!

>>32776668
You saying Wendy is worth anything?

>>32776660
Well, yeah, but why is she holding an empty box in that picture?

>>32776668
Worst. Girl.

>>32776636
>take box
>close lid
>fill full of bullets
>is that fucking cat in the box alive or dead

>>32776685
Maybe she is jobless in the afterlife, so she uses a box to gather money, but she can't find any...or something.

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>>32776681
She's worth it all.

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>>32776673
I'm surprised we don't have a version of this.

>>32776716
I guess.

Nuking it all from orbit is the only way to be sure.

>>32776716
but can she do the thing with her tongue?

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>>32776722

>>32776726
She can't even win a fight. She's pretty much worthless.

>>32776735
When's the last time Midori won a fight?

>>32776735
Midori's never won a fight either!

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>>32776733
I mean the style parody.

>>32776735
She won a fight.
Against someone with a handicap

>>32776745
>>32776747
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of Kharn getting bitch slapped into a house wife.

>>32776711
>Implying we could comprehend what goes trough her head.

>>32776747
She won against Kharn.

>>32776747

she slapped Kharn in to submission, that counts.

>>32776726
She's a quick learner.
And she does follow MM&MM...

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Why does anyone like Chiaki anyway? All she does is attract trouble.They should probably leave her alone for good.

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>>32776673
So this?

>>32776758
>>32776761
>>32776764
She beat up a suicidal pregnant lady. Way to go, Midorin.

>>32776787
And the dire bears don't forget them.

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>>32776722
>>32776673
>>32776611

Well.. there was this in the movie.

>>32776778
yeah, she's a worthless good-for-nothing!

>>32776745
She bitchslapped Kharn and got away with it. Surely that counts.

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>>32776673
>>32776780

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>>32776778
>Why does anyone like Chiaki anyway

She's portable and has an amazing butt?

>>32776787
That's our Miracle Midorin!

>>32776778
That dress is the best. I really hope it makes an appearance at some point.

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>>32776778
>>32776804

>>32776787
Who just happens to be the most deadly persona in the 9th. Still doing better than shitdown.

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>>32776826

Here's hoping

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Midori's specialties are rape, beating up pregnant women, and putting out on the first date!

MAI ANGEL

>>32776787
Wasn't pregnant yet and was the aggressive kind of suicidal.

And let's not forget that Wendy would've just folded like a wet paper bag.

>>32776816
Please tell me that ends in lewd.

>>32776849
>the aggressive kind of suicidal.

What?

>>32776848
Wendy's specialties are being raped, being beat up and putting out for everything everywhere at any time.

SO WORTHY!

>>32776872
Poor Wendy, why are you so bully anon

>>32776863
Will murder your shit, if you get in her way.

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>>32776848

Hey, now, let's be fair here. Having dinner at their place counts as a fifth or sixth date at least.

>>32776872
You forgot vomiting on her self, wallowing in self pity and dying like a bitch.

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>>32776831
Are you telling me the Clara Dolls are posting here right now?

>>32776848
>>32776872
Why can't we just put them somewhere else and go for Mami?

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>>32776849
No, anon, it ends in qt.

>>32776891
Why even put numbers to it if you're just gonna skip the numbers Hat

>>32776848
I didn't understand the reference the first time that was posted. I just thought "oh, someone else has read Reiko The Zombie Shop".
This time I noticed the hair and it's hilarious.

>>32776898
>6898 ▶
>>>32776848
>>>32776872
>Why can't we just put them somewhere else and go for Mami?
So she can kill us and commit suicide as soon as things look bad?

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>>32776896

>>32776885
I don't respect fleshlights.

>>32776910
What?

>>32776915
High fucking five, anon.

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>>32776910

Right, I'm stealing this idea and doing a thing with it.

Eventually.

>>32776912

For very large values of a second date, it counts as a sixth date.

>>32776894
The same can be applied to Chiaki, too.

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>>32776872
Please don't bully Wendy she's not near to Pumpkin-tier abusing.

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>>32776915
>>32776936
Yay other people read good horror manga, nya!

Saki is mai waifu

>>32776961
Then we will have to increase our efforts, won't we? All energy to the forward bullying-device!

>>32776963
Fuck off, Wendy. Nobody will mistake you for Midori.

>>32777004
>Nobody will mistake you for Midori.
We already have.

>>32777035
Unfounded paranoia.

>>32777136
>paranoia
>unfounded
where do you think we are?

>>32777136
Even if it was true it only shows that Wendy is so shit she has to pretend to be someone else to get anywhere.

>>32777192
What do you expect from someone who's only worth is being some cheap holes?

>>32777210
You mean Midori?

>>32777210
She's so terrible she couldn't even stay dead and make the world a better place.

>>32777221
>Saved Chiaki's life
>Worthless as Wendy
suuuure

>>32777251

Nah. Worth less.

Too much useless meat.

>>32777231
Clara Doll pls.

>>32777221
Midori actually is loved by people.


>>32777261
You don't fool anyone, Wendy.

>>32777261
>Complaining about glorious health
You're grasping at straws Anon.

>not sure if trolls trolling troll or actually getting toxic.jpg

>>32777320
I think it's just people having fun by bullying Wendy.

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I like both Wendy and Midori.
But I also think that Midori is the healthy relationship Chiaki needs.

Come at me, bro.

>>32776910
>wokeupcoveredinwitches.png

>>32777320
Clearly, someone is trying to harvest despair in here.

>>32777353
QB pls

>>32777353
I don't think Chiaki deserves a healthy relationship
I think she needs a sexy relationship with both

>>32777374
Why do it here when they can go to Wendy bedroom as she cries and listens to Linkin Park.

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>>32777353

I agree with you, although I guess nobody's surprised.

>>32777353
I share your opinion bro.

In addition, I'm not entirely against the three-way relationship. Both Chiaki and Wendy need a loving person to keep them on track.

>>32777353
Sure thing, Kyuby. *ziiiip*

>>32777398

Hat-chan's bias has been clear from day 1.

Her bias against long hair.

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>>32777396
It's My Chemical Romance okay

get it right

>>32777353
Yeah, Wendy probably wouldn't like Chiaki anyway Muderface was the person she fell in love with.

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>>32777396
>>32777422
Maybe she would get along with Blueberry.

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>>32777417

Short hair is better, and infinitely cuter and more comfortable, but it's not that I dislike long-hair, really.

I just always thought that the short-cut looked way better on Chiaki, and fit her better, than the pony tail or any of the other options presented way back when.

>>32777452
>Implying Sayakar would stoop so low into shit.

>>32777457

I'm just giving you shit for the fun of it~

>>32777398
I'm gonna need more snuggling pics. For reasons.

>>32777452
Sayakar only knows how to be a humongous bitch.

>>32777457
>Dat design.
Dude, whoa. Fucking classy.

>>32777398
Look at how that green monster swallow up the queen of blankets.
So comfy I want to sleep now.

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>>32777470

Well, it's also one of my bias, but just one that I don't explain as often so I felt compelled to make myself clear!

>>32777479

I'll put it on the list, along with the eskimo kiss that was requested a few threads back.

>>32777496

Thank you! I'm proud of it!

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Rolled 7

>>32777496

Its been on a number of our mobile devices as a background for some time now~

>>32777522
How big is The List?

>>32777527
It is rather based.

>>32777527

You people are insane.

Rolled 9

>>32777547

It's just that good.

>>32777547
You know you like it.

>>32776309

You glance at Midori, giving her fingers a squeeze before replying to the rather offhanded question. You'll wait until this particular incident is resolved, first. Things have just been happening left and right, and you don't think this is the right time for something like that. After all this, though, then...well...you'll think about it, see where the both of you are at that point.

"Logical and smart. Seems like we're getting through to you somehow, Murderface." Sayaka turns from her seat to smirk at you, before going back to assembling her sword. "What about you, then, Midorin? How do you feel about Murderface's decision? After all, she--"

"I don't mind!" Midori blurts out, cutting your Equerry off and making her blink. "I...I mean, I'm not disappointed or anything, and I don't want Chiaki-sempai to worry about my feelings." She looks at you and nods. "B-besides, she's right, a lot of things are going on. Important things, and I understand completely if sempai wants to wait." It's here that she smiles. "I can wait as long as it takes, as long as it's for Chiaki-sempai."

Sayaka chuckles here, after a long moment of silence. Kyoko, meanwhile, lets out a low whistle. "That's a keeper, Murderface. Don't let her out of your sight no matter what."

Yeah. ...Not like you were planning to.

The car finally comes to a stop a few more minutes later, and you step out of the car to look up at what could be the ritziest hotel you've ever seen. Even classier than the one you met Iori in, a couple of lifetimes ago. It doesn't have a name emblazoned on the front foyer, like all the other hotels you've seen - just the roman numeral IX embossed in gold at the front door.

"Penthouse suite, Murderface." Sayaka calls as she herself steps out of the car, the gleaming gunmetal hulk of Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie hanging from her waist. "We're running a bit late, but I called ahead. Mami's already in the meeting room, they're all just waiting for us."

[1/2]

>>32777547
It's pretty good art Hat. I'm halfway tempted to set that as my phone screen myself.

>>32777581

...You can't help but you're still walking facefirst into an ambush, but if Mami's already there...

"Just relax and keep your wits about you, alright? Everyone. You too, Midori, and especially you, Kyoko." Sayaka checks the straps of her waist-slung sword a few times before looking up and nodding. "This is just a meeting, after all. Worst we can do is go in there looking like we're expecting a fight. So look like you're not and it'll be just fine."

Says someone who's wearing a fucking gun-sword on her hip.

"Exactly why I'm wearing it, Murderface," Sayaka explains patiently. "If they can see what I'm packing and where it's on me, they know I'm not up to anything funny." She points towards your own shoulder holster. "I was gonna ask you to open carry your Desert Eagle, too, instead of hiding it in your Shield or whatever - but you're already doing it, so that's fine."

...Ah. Right. That makes sense. Sort of, at least.

You're still wearing the Bangles too, under your sleeves. You'll...just let them remain concealed for now, just in case you need them.

"Seriously, though, this is the part I don't really like." Kyoko shakes her head, frowning up at the hotel. "That kinda foreboding...eh. Makes the spine tingle in a really bad way, this."

Like standing at the lip of a AC-130W Stinger Variant's embarkation ramp, huh?

"Geh, don't remind me, Murderface!" The red-haired Eversor shudders, before punching you in the arm, making you wince. "Come on, let's get this thing going already! I'm gonna miss breakfast at this rate!"

And with that, your small party makes its way into the hotel. The staff seem to be expecting your arrival - in that they completely ignore your presence, milling about whatever they do to keep an operation like this moving.

[2/3]

>>32777581
roman numeral IX embossed in gold at the front door.

>>32777606

It's also here, as you move deeper into the premises, that you notice a particular formation that your three party mates immediately assume around you. Sayaka, your Equerry, at the front. Midori at your side, and Kyoko bringing up the rear. Not once does Kyoko move up to talk to Sayaka, or vice-versa. Midori not leaving your side is...predictable, but this...

You're not too sure what you feel about it.

The elevator ride is just as brief as your walk into the hotel - and what banter had there been earlier in the car seems to have stayed there, with your Equerry and your aide glancing at every door and every corner with sharp eyes and a hand near their weapons. No conversation whatsoever, just a professional chill coming from the red-and-blue duo - and a bit coming from the Callidus by your side as well.

After a bit more walking, you finally reach the penthouse suite. As you approach the door, you can faintly hear Mami's voice from behind it, as well as a few others you're not all that familiar with.

...Good. That means Mami hasn't been sacrificed and offered up to whatever bloodthirsty goddess these fanatics worship. That makes you relax a bit more. Only a bit, though.

"Alright, here we are." Sayaka says after what seems like an eternity, her shoulders drooping the slightest bit. "Meeting's just beyond this door, Murderface." She reaches out with a gloved hand, closing her fingers around the doorknob. "Anything you want to do before I let ourselves in?"

[]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.
[]Let them stay out here while you go in alone. If it turns nasty, then you want them to barge in there and start killing.
[]Take only Midori with you, leaving Kyoko and Sayaka out here to wait.
[]Take only Sayaka with you, leaving Midori and Kyoko out here to wait.

>>32777637
>[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
>[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.
Seems legit.

>>32777637
>[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

Show time.

>>32777637
>[]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
>[]Take only Sayaka with you, leaving Midori and Kyoko out here to wait

>>32777637
>[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.
Let's get this over with.

>>32777637
>[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
>[x]Let them stay out here while you go in alone. If it turns nasty, then you want them to barge in there and start killing.

>>32777637
>[]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

[]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
>[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.
.

Rolled 14

>>32777637
>[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

Don't forget.

Hair. Flick.

>>32777637
>[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

Pray that the shield ain't ticking.

>>32777637
>[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

>>32777637
[x]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.
They're expecting us.

>>32777637
>[X]No. Let's do this. Open the door and lead the way, Sayaka.

Don't split the party!