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You hear Profectus mumble. “Man, is this guy serious? What is he going to do? There's six of us.” Fulvia nods in agreement. “I concur. He seems arrogant.” Chryssa simply shakes her head. “If he was going to shoot us he would've done it. If he intended to rob us a corpse is easier to fight. He may just be looking for entertainment.” Profectus grins. “Why bother us when there are perfectly good prostitutes right there on the corner?” Skull Kid shrugs. “Less likely to get diseases from us.” Fulvia is the last of the peanut gallery to speak up. “Untrue, actually. Since we are from another dimension diseases which lie dormant in us or otherwise are easily cured may be lethal to you, since you lack built up immunity.”

An idea strikes you. “Wait a second, you've been to the City?” He looks at you confused for a few moments before nodding. “Yeah I go there every so often. Pick up some better hardware, slum around a bit. You know how it is.” You don't really. That's beside the point. “I'd be willing to pay your little toll in exchange for information on how to get into the city.” He scrunches up his face. “Well that's not really a toll then, is it? More like a simple business exchange, information for money.” You sigh. “Look, the alternative is that I paralyze you, rob you, and shove you into an extradimensional space to be eaten alive by a being from the void.”

He holds up a finger. “Now wait just a minute here, fucker! I was going to paralyze you, rob you, and dump you in the sewers too!” Oddly he sounds rather pleased by this development. It's disconcerting. “What a fucking coincidence, eh? Listen, I'd be willing to discuss a business proposal but this is a little public to be discussing business, isn't it? Lets go someplace a little more private, I got just the spot in mind.”

>Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
>No, tell us here or fuck off.
>What's so bad about the sewers?
>Write-in

>>32861160
>>What's so bad about the sewers?

>>32861160
>Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
but ready our weapons subtlety

>>32861160
>>Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

>>32861160
>What's so bad about the sewers?

>>32861160
>Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
In the greater likelihood that we're walking into an ambush I think it would be wise to just mindspeak as much to our company.

>>32861265
Darzi should go in first.

>>32861281
I agree. She's got the armor for it after all.

>Sure!
>What's in the sewers?
Writin' for both, since they're not really contradictory.

>>32861160
>>Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
Have fulvia start gathering some of that vys for a spell.
worst case we crap him in an earth cage if he tries to double cross us.
Best being she has more in reserve, or just simply cast a big 'ol metal spell to fix anything metal we have. so find something to do with spare vys

>>32861319
>we crap him in an earth cage
I don't think our anus is loose enough.

>>32861348
It might be if we stay here long enough. grumble grumble water temple

>>32861160
is lucky gonna be our brother from another mother? Or is he on the menu for Dirty Ricky?
>Say, is your nose still natural?
>Huh, why are you asking me that?
>Oh you know....
>No, I don't
>SKREEEEEEE

>>32861348
lol i wanted to say trap.
But yes I think craping him in a cage would be better!
PASS THE MEXICAN WATER!

>not just killing the guy and taking his stuff
We could loot an advanced rifle (for us) from his body and you want to hire him?

inb4 you justify yourself how we need to get to the city or some other stupid shit. We don't /NEED/ his help, we could easily get access from some other means. We could always hire somebody who isn't a junkie who just tried to rob and kill us if we don't find anything better

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>>32862141
>yfw

>>32862141
Oh look, a self-entitled twat who thinks his opinion is important.

>>32862141
Come on. Worst case scenario, he leads us into a trap and we get to loot multiple advanced weapons off his and his friends' corpses.

“Sure! That sounds great.” The thug, 'Lucky' as he called himself, claps his hands together excitedly before gesturing down the road, back the direction you came. “Right this way then, chaps.” As you set off to follow the strange, mostly mechanical, man you hear Chryssa's voice in the back of your head. {This is almost certainly a trap, why would you agree to follow him?} You cock your head to the side, trying to figure out just why you decided to follow him. The conclusion you come to is less than satisfactory. {Because he might be our ticket into the city, and out of this place. Plus, I figure we can handle anything they throw at us. Just tell everyone to be prepared and have their hands on their weapons.}

She doesn't respond, but you note your party's posture shift. Profectus absentmindedly plays with golden chain dangling off the grip of his falcata. Darzi's armor has sealed itself off, the helmet growing around her head almost like an organic thing. Fulvia seems to be surrounded by a subtle humming noise as the concealed generator on her back gathers energy more rapidly, or tries to at least. The surroundings feel remarkably dead for housing such a high concentration of people.

It isn't a long walk through the streets before Lucky takes a sharp turn down a darkened alley. You've got an overwhelmingly bad feeling about this, but decide to suppress it with a spot of conversation. “So what's so bad about the sewers anyway? I haven't heard anything about them.” Lucky shrugs. “You mean besides being filled with the shit and piss of thousands of people? They're fuckin' sewers mate. Plus I've heard talk of mutants down there, busted in from some breach outside the walls or swam in from wherever the sewage gets dumped. Place is just a death trap.”

(1/3 or 4)

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You turn a corner in the alley and are greeted by the sight of glowing lights, bright enough to blind you. They light the alley up like sunlight, and seem to stretch on further than they should be able. This alley should intersect with streets you've already passed, but you never noticed it. There are scant people wandering along the metal flooring but you can hear the sounds of voices and people and music from any number of doorways and store fronts.

Lucky throws his arms wide. “Skid Row! No better place to spend your money, at least not in this tower.” He spins around, walking backwards so he can address the party. A wild grin splits his face. “You guys ever tried smack before?” Skull kid interrupts before you can answer. “Yeah, and it's awful. I spent three hours vomiting in a bathtub.” Lucky laughs. “You're just a light weight, faggot. Anyway, listen up. This club we're going to is dealer's paradise so you want anything, you let me know. I get connections, I'll hook you up.”

He spins back around and walks off further into the alleyway, your party trailing along behind. Eventually Lucky stops in front of a door just labeled 'Do Not Enter' and knocks three times. A slide is pulled back and two soulless black eyes, lacking any sort of sclera at all, peer out at you. A surprisingly cutesy, inordinately high-pitched, feminine voice calls out. “Lucky!” Before the slide is slammed shut and the door jerked open.
(2/3 or 4)

>>32862141
I am with you on this.
fucker will have some pretty good gear on him. and say we run into his friends.
We can confuse one. have fulvia make his armor crap. and a shot with our pistol should destroy him.

On the other end is a girl who couldn't be much more than four feet tall, dressed in a white hooded garment large enough on her to be a dress. Her skin is unnaturally pale, to the point that you can see the veins beneath her skin in the harsh, synthetic light of the alley. The pallor is brought into sharp contrast by the black, ritualistic designs painted on her face. She leaps off of the box she's standing on and wraps her arms around your guide's neck, and Lucky in turn swings her around before setting her down next to him. It's an... odd scene. You're not quite sure what to make of it.

“Lucky you've been gone so long! You'd said it'd only be an hour because your connection was supposed to meet you thirty minutes ago but then TWO hours passed and I was getting worried! Did you get the stuff?” The girl, you're assuming this is his daughter though you can't really be certain, speaks in a rapid, excited cadence. Lucky simply waves her off, pushing past her into the club with the girl following along. “Naah, he was a no show. These freaks are interested in doing a little business though.” He jerks his thumb over his shoulder, gesturing towards your party. The girl stops in her tracks, turning around to face you. She stares at you with those black, soulless eyes for a few moments before scrunching up her face. “What's with the clothes? Are you some sort of performers? Do the pointy ears do it for yah? Why does she have horns? Why does her face flicker? Why are you using old weapons?”

Lucky saves you from further questioning when he calls out over his shoulder. “Stop bothering them, Pipsqueak. None of your business what their lifestyle's like!” She whips around and bolts off, screaming something incoherent. You're not sure if this girl is horribly annoying or oddly endearing. You're leaning towards the former.

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Lucky pushes open a metal door and you're hit by a wave of noise, you're not sure you can call it music. It's all harsh screeching and high pitched ringing, occasionally broken up by blast of obnoxious, low pitched noise you can't identify the source of. Lucky leads you through the press of people, most of them simply standing around drinking and talking away from what you assume is a dance floor, though it's hard to see in the darkened room. Eventually he slides into a booth and the noise dims dramatically as you follow suit, though you can't divine the reason the music quiets. Once everyone has packed in, your party on one side of a long table while Lucky and Pipsqueak share the other, Lucky speaks up. “You want anything? The drinks are watered down and the food is shit, but that's the story everywhere.”

>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.
>You're suffering a little sensory overload, a drink would do you good.
>You could eat, it'll be good to sample the local cuisine.
>Write-in

>>32862389
>You're suffering a little sensory overload, a drink would do you good.
Either this stuff is going to be nothing compared to our magic booze, or this stuff is literally going to melt our throat

>>32862389
>You could eat, it'll be good to sample the local cuisine.

>>32862389
>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.

Straight to business

>>32862389
>You're suffering a little sensory overload, a drink would do you good.

>>32862369
>Why does her face flicker?
>SHE KNOWS

>>32862389
>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.
I'd rather pass on the food and drinks for now... let's keep a clear head until we reach a good deal first.

>>32862389
>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.

I'd rather not be roofied. This was the guy who said he was perfectly willing to paralyze and rob us.

>>32862389
>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.

Poison, you know? Low Vys for manipulate, yeah?

>>32862389
>pull some wine out of our cloak.

>>32862389
>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.
with a tad bit of
>You could eat, it'll be good to sample the local cuisine.

shouldn't be to bad.

>>32862434
Oh right, we could do that.

Seconding!

>>32862389
>Pull water out of the air and start doing tricks in the air with it
>You're suffering a little sensory overload, a drink would do you good.
I kinda wanna see how they will react

>>32862389
>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.

>>32862389
>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.

we came here for business

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>>32862347
>“You're just a light weight, faggot. Anyway, listen up. This club we're going to is dealer's paradise so you want anything, you let me know. I get connections, I'll hook you up.”

>>32862389
>>>You're not interested, just focus on how to get into the city.
wiith >>32862434
makes us not look like assholes.

>>32862482
>>32862465
>>32862439
>>32862431
>>32862429
>>32862424
>>32862406
>>32862527
>You're not interested.

>>32862405
>>32862439
>You could eat.

>>32862403
>>32862421
>>32862461
>A drink would do you good!

>>32862434
>>32862446
>>32862527
>You've got your own, thanks.

Writin'

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>>32862499
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>>32862590
Average dungeon delving in Banished Quest

>>32862590
where is this from?

>>32862733
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

>>32862733
it's the music video for Turn Down For What, Lil Jon's latest masterpiece

>>32862733
It's from a song literally named Turn down for what.

>>32862590

Anon, what the FUCK is that movie ?

>>32862590
>Mik gathers his party members
>Mik
>Chrissa
>Sadik as the cop
>Fulvia as the mom
>Prof the dad
>Darzi daughteru

>TFW all of sudden Turn down for what starts in the club and Miks start doing like that webm

>>32862961
>Ricky Kool-Aid mans through the cloak
>Starts Twerking

>>32862825
>>32862961
>>32862989


This line of thought is both terrifying and hilarious.

“For now I'd like to focus on you getting us into the city.” Profectus speaks up before Lucky is able. “I'll take a drink though, I mean. Not all of us need to focus.” Chryss shoots him a glare, but Lucky just grins. He presses a button you hadn't noticed at the center of the table three times. “That's my man! The only thing they serve here is Synth but it'll get you drunk, if you can tolerate the burn at least.” Before he can get out another word a little hovering drone zips up to the table, a tray grasped in its manipulator appendages. You think it might be a version of your own, except your own isn't black and doesn't have a dick drawn on it. The drone sets the tray down and then zips off, Lucky passes drinks to Profectus and Pipsqueak before taking one for himself and downing it in one go.

He slams the glass down and leans forward. “Alright, listen up. You want into the city right? Well I can't just go tellin' every wet behind the ears raider about my route, you know? It's proprietary. I can get you in though! I'd be downright delighted to guide you band of misfits out to the tunnel I use and hell, even into the city proper if you like. My only stipulation is that once we're outta the city you gotta wear a blindfold. Nothing against you personally it's just if everyone starts using my tunnel the feds will seal it up tighter than Stumpy's butthole.”

>You're fine with wearing a blindfold, but what's the price?
>You're not going to let some thug blindfold you and drag you out into the woods.
>Write-in

>>32862590
>Dance battle, Mik snorts some spice.
>I AM A GOD

>>32863056
>You're fine with wearing a blindfold but you're not paying him

>>32863056
>>You're not going to let some thug blindfold you and drag you out into the woods.

>>32863056

Would using water Vys through our armor let us bypass the blindfold?

>>32863056
The only reason we'd be willing to pay him is if he gave us a reliable method to get in and out of the city without hassle. This would just mean we'd have to come to him each time we wanted to get into the city.

Tell him that if he showed us where the tunnel is it would be in our interest to keep it secret, since we'd be just as invested in its continued 'loose butthole'-ness as he is.

>>32863056
>You're not going to let some thug blindfold you and drag you out into the woods.

>>32863056
>>You're not going to let some thug blindfold you and drag you out into the woods.
besides you'll leave soon after.

Ask if they have some chicken for Ricky.
Use that as a diversion to fuck with his mind somehow.

>>32863125
Nope but I just thought up a new way to meditate Nature

Water + Amour is magic vision we'd only see Vys and this worlds lack of it wouldn't do much to help

>>32863152
>>32863135
>>32863134
>>32863087
>You're not wearing a blindfold.

>>32863086
>You'll wear a blindfold, but you won't pay.

Writin'

>>32863072
>And on that day Meezus was born

>>32863242

Then maybe we could use the staff for nature vision?

>>32863242
Excuse me, meant to say we'd only see objects, creatures, and organisms that have Vys in it

At least that's how I think it works

>>32863294

Do we need to see more then objects and creatures?

>>32863285
It might work and speaking of the Staff we should meditate in Nature once or twice before the Staff makes it too hard for us

>>32863330
the staff is not like leech exactly.

>>32863134
why not teach him some magic?

>>32863708
why not strip and present our butthole to him if you want us to get fucked

>>32863502
I vaguely remember either the ArchMage or Hayes telling us the staff is a crutch and it'd make nature magic harder for us or something along those lines

>>32863708
I'm more of a "get in the cloak, meet my good friend Ricky and start talking" kind of guy. But only if shits go south way too much. Shoulda asked SK if the guy was worth the trouble.

>>32863785
I share your enthusiasm for Rickying someone, but for less noble reasons.

I want to see how much damage Ricky can actually do... because it may be viable to sneak up on opponents and force them into our cloak.

“I'm not wearing a blindfold.” Lucky scowls. “Well then I'm not taking you anywhere, mate.” You sigh, leaning forward and resting your elbows on your table. As you open your mouth to speak Profectus is struck by a horribly coughing fit. Glancing in his direction you see him bug eyed and pounding on his chest, wheezing for air. Apparently fighting to keep whatever 'synth' is down. Lucky grins. “I warned you about the burn, mate!” Chryssa has a dagger in her hand before you really realize what's going on. Fulvia puts a hand on her shoulder and jerks her back into her seat before she can go springing across the table, though she still angrily spits out. “What have you done to him?! If he has been poisoned I will disembowel you and leave your entrails to be picked at by the birds!”

Lucky holds up his hands in mock surrender. “Woah, woah, woah lady! I didn't do anything! Synth is just crap liquor is all, like drinking industrial solvent.” Profectus seems to finally get whatever 'synth' is down, and leans back gasping for air. He pats Chrys on the shoulder and in a haggard tone rasps out. “I'm fine, just... caught me by surprise.” Pipsqueak loudly declares. “Pussy!” Before daintily sipping at her own glass of synth joyfully. You're not entirely sure what it means, but you assume it's some manner of insult.
(1/2)

Your friend apparently fine, if in a bit of pain, you turn your attention back to Lucky. “Look, if you show us the way to the tunnel we'd be just as invested in keeping it secret as you are. Besides, we're not coming back once we get into the city.” A look of realization seems to dawn on Lucky's face. “Oooh, you're immigrating! I thought you were going to go raiding!" He waves a hand dismissively. "Well, look. This life isn't for everybody. I get that. Things are a bit different though if you plan on staying for any period of time without getting hassled by the feds. You could just waltz on in if you wanted to work slave labor for the rest of your life, but I know a guy, real clever, who could hook you up with some fake ID chips. Walk right up to the gates and you'll get treated like kings with one of these bad boys shoved in your hand.”

>You'd like to hear more about this friend of his.
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel
>Write-in

>>32863944
Yeah no, shes not endearing

>>32863783
>magic harder for us or something along those lines
not exactly, i think it meant it more along the lines that we would get used to using higher levels of nature and that it can be disorientating if we lose the staff, so while it doesn't give us bad habits it does makes us a bit lazy.
>>32863785
Eh, i'm just suggesting it since i'm curious if people from here can actually learn magic, and if a 90 robot person can learn magic as well.plus its not like we care what we leave behind.
>>32863744
How would that cause us to get fucked?

>>32864006
>>You'd like to hear more about this friend of his.

>>32864006
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel

I don't want to get scammed now that he knows he doesn't have his cash cow.

>>32864006
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel
fuck, getting tagged.
>>32864007
I like the little midget actually.

>>32864006
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel

We don't plan on staying the city either. Just have the guy take us into the city.

>>32864006
>You'd like to hear more about this friend of his.
I'm all for fucking this guy up once we gets what we want.

>>32864006
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel
>Start playing with fireballs if he mentions blindfolding us

>>32864006
>>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel

So can we pull out some of our good liquor to seal the deal?

>>32864006
>>You'd like to hear more about this friend of his.
I want him to try us. And we kill and fuck his shit up. for his gear.

>>32864006
>You'd rather just sneak in through the tunnel
Why is this shit taking so long? We don't need to become citizens. We just want to get into the city, if this guy can't deliver let's go find someone who can.

>>32864092
>>32864070
>>32864068
>>32864046
>>32864043
>>32864039
>You'd rather just sneak in.

>>32864033
>>32864059
>>32864082
>You're willing to hear more.

Writin'

>>32864006
Is the tower accessible through the underground passages? Or do we need to access the city proper?

>>32864092
>Why is this shit taking so long?
From what i can gleam from the narrative, this isn't taking longer than 30 minutes and we set out to wonder about in the first place, we we still have some shopping to do.

Can't we just knock him out and use

Manipulate + Metal

To read his mind?

>>32864269
No, manipulate+metal would just make us better at controlling metal. Nature magic lets us read surface thoughts, but nothing more than surface thoughts and maybe not from people.

>>32864269
we actually are shit at metal, and i doubt metal would work like that.

>>32864306
>>32864269
Actually its a combo of nature+metal+manipulate.

>>32864309
I think if we get better at metal. we could delve deeper into their thoughts.
making nature more usefull and so

>>32864306
>>32864309
>>32864335
Ahh okay got the two mixed up sucks we don't have any Nature levels yet

“No, I just want to get into the city. I'm not immigrating. I don't intend on staying there for any extensive period of time. All I want you to do is get me in and then you can fuck off.” Lucky seems confused. “Mate, you're not making any sense. You're not leaving the city once you get in but you're not staying either? The fuck are you, quantum entangled?” You're not sure what that means, but it's not particularly important. “Why I need to get into the city and what I intend to do there isn't important. All you need to know is that I want to get in. Now if you're done wasting my time we can do business, if not I think I'll take my leave.”

Lucky scowls. “No need to be an asshole, mate. I can get you in no problem. Six hundred ay-woo if you're not going to be a hard ass about this.” That's almost half of your remaining funds, in this world at least. You're certain you could negotiate the price down, but maybe you should just twist this asshole's arm to get him to do it for free? A little show of force, he ought to bend to your will.

>Just negotiate the price down to something reasonable.
>Paralyze him, tell him he's taking you for free.
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.
>Write-in

Roll me 3d10 regardless of choice, modifiers and DCs vary.

Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.

Rolled 3, 8, 5 = 16

>>32864571
>Paralyze him, tell him he's taking you for free.

I warned you dog.

Rolled 8, 1, 6 = 15

>>32864571
>>Paralyze him, tell him he's taking you for free.

>>32864571
>Write-in

Just, you know, pay him.

Rolled 10, 10, 3 = 23

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.
Look at the pretty lights, the pretty lights don't like you very much

>>32864571
>Just negotiate the price down to something reasonable.

Rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.
Lets not be a Dick here.

>>32864571
Soma can water magic or metal keep us from getting wasted?
Also
How would he show us anything if he's paralyzed?

Rolled 10, 8, 8 = 26

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.
Our superior performance is obviously worth that much money

Rolled 4, 4, 9 = 17

>>32864658
>Lets not be a Dick here

To a guy who less than an hour ago tried to mug us.

>>32864667
>How would he show us anything if he's paralyzed?
We're not leaving immediately.

>>32864571
>>Paralyze him, tell him he's taking you for free.
Now mate, I'm done talking so I'm gonna introduce you to my negociator.

>>32864688
Well right now we are in an area, that is full of people that know him, so just fucking him up now is a bad idea.

>>32864571
Guys, we're in the middle of a club with a bunch of people around. I'm very concerned of how many more of his friends are here.

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.

I'm kinda worried about that girl. Kids like magic, right?

Rolled 5, 1, 8 = 14

>>32864571
>Put on a pyrotechnics show instead.
I do not want everyone in this place shooting at us

Rolled 6, 6, 10 = 22

>>32864705
whoops forgot my rolls, watch 'em being some 25s

>>32864690
I still don't understand wha that would accomplish

>>32864571
>negotiate the price down to something reasonable.
>if he doesn't go down to 300 make him suffer and leave so we can find someone else.

>>32864571
>Just negotiate the price down to something reasonable.
Any reason why people are going with the two extremes?

>>32864571
>Just negotiate the price down to something reasonable.

Do not put on a fucking magic show. Remember what this people think about magic? If we are lucky he will just assume it is our augmentations and not pay any attention to it. It will accomplish nothing and would just fuck us over. If you want to intimidate him there are much more effective ways.

>>32864630
>>32864621
>>32864607
Here is hoping that the magic show has a low enough DC.

>>32864607
>>32864648
>>32864658
>>32864682
>>32864682
>>32864728
>>32864730
>>32864731
>Fire! Fire!

>>32864705
>>32864630
>>32864621
>Paralyze him.

>>32864632 (Not really a vote to negotiate, but close enough.)
>>32864654
>>32864758
>>32864785
>>32864799
>Negotiate the price.

Writin'

>>32864816
>fuck us over
how? What can they do? call the guards? We can blow up the entire building if we felt like it

>>32864816
Actually he'll think were telekinetic.

>>32864816
I'min favor of telling him we are a doctor, and would be willing to help him with anything medical related.

Guy why don't we bet that we can beat him in a drinking contest if he wins he get our Dosh and shiny new pistol if we win he has to show us the way
Obviously we cheat using magic

>>32864854
Well we can heal him after we burn him a bit. No prob.

Hope he doesn't hold a grudge.

>>32864859
How would we do that though? I can think of lots of ways to keep it from affecting us for a short time, but nothing permanent, and this guy can handle his shit

>>32864826
Can we do something else other than fire?
Like healing or is super healing rather common?
>>32864859
I don't think we have any magic like that.

>>32864896
You idiot he'll just think we're a telekinetic if we use magic. Didn't you pay attention to what Skull Kid said?

>>32864890
>>32864896
I was thinking since manipulate can stop poisons a combination of that and either water or metal might help

>>32864945
Which is why i suggested healing our selves, by making a cut, i din't vote for magic, but i'm trying to see if we can avoid tossing around fire.

>>32864952
Your thinking of Slow Poison.

>>32864607
>>32864621
>>32864630
>7, 16, 15 vs DC 18 to avoid igniting anything you didn't want to.
>Severe Failure!

>>32864648
>>32864658
>>32864682
>28, 12, 31 vs DC 25 to soak damage from getting shot.
>Regular Success!

You could spend 2 vys to make the severe failure into a regular failure, and 5 to turn it into a success. You're at 19/28 right now.
>Don't spend.
>Spend 2
>Spend 5

>>32865048
>Spend 5

>>32865048
>form getting shot
god damn it
spend 5

>>32865048
>Spend 5

Rolled 6, 10, 3 = 19

>>32865048
spend 5

>>32865048
>Spend 5
I don't feel like getting shot.

Rolled 10, 1, 7 = 18

>>32865048
>Spend 5

let's not burn down the club

>>32865048
Send 5

>Spend 5
Writin'

>>32865048
>to soak damage from getting shot.

Well then.

>>32865048
>scare him to kingdom come because fucking magic man
>we take very little to no damage from getting shot
Honestly if this shit happened to me I would just give the guy whatever he wanted, fuck magic and fuck things that don't die when you shoot them

>>32865358
If Mik came up to me and tried threatening me with fire magic after I've offered some relatively good deal for bringing his friends on a trip on which the payment barely covers the cost and things came to blows the only thing I'd do is shoot more because clearly this insane mutant is a cheap ass mofo.

Check?

>>32865769
and cashed!

You're not going to pay this bastard anything, not ten minutes ago he was trying to rob you and planned on dumping you in the sewers! Still, you don't want to outright attack him, just intimidate him a bit. You use just a touch of fire magic to cause flames to lick up your arms as you slam your hands on the table and push yourself out of the seat. Unfortunately, the little display is enough to make Pipsqueak panic, and she spills her drink all over the table. Before you can cut the flow of magic the alcohol has caught fire and the table is aflame.

You hear a woman shout something from the crowd outside the booth, but it's rendered incomprehensible by whatever mechanism dims the music in this booth. An alarm starts blaring, and you hear a man roar incoherently. The music and the lights cut off, leaving only the sound of panicked screaming to fill the void. You start pushing your companions out of the booth, and they practically stumble over one another to get out of the way. Lucky has already grabbed Pipsqueak and bolted for one of the doors.

Before they get too far you start channeling vys, gathering the flames together and sending them crawling across the floor like a living thing to block their path. They roar high in front of the back exit, blocking Lucky's escape. As an afterthought you extinguish the table and anything else you didn't really want to catch on fire, like the upholstery and the bar. You're sort of surprised how quickly the fire spread, this could have gone very bad very quick.
>Vys Pool: (14/28)

(1/2)

Once you think you've got the situation under control, Lucky and Pipsqueak surrounded by walls of fire and the club more or less emptied after your little light show set off the alarm, you approach your captives with a cocky grin. “Now then, you'll be showing me to the-” You're cut off by the sound of an explosion, at least it sounds like an explosion. Something hits you in the shoulder, hard, and you're nearly jerked off your feat. An overwhelming, burning, pain seems to spread through your back, shoulder, and neck. It's like someone pressing hot coals against your skin. You think your armor absorbed most of the impact, but your arm still feels weak and moving it is excruciating.

Glancing over your shoulder you see the bartender with a shotgun not dissimilar to Skull Kids in his hand. You hear that sound like a branch breaking as he jerks the handle backwards, a red shell flying out of the side of the gun as he does so. S.K raises his own shotgun and levels it at the bartender, but the man ducks beneath the bar as the shot rings out, reducing the various bottles of liquor behind him into broken glass and spilling their contents all over the place. You hear a series of gunshots ring out in rapid succession from the balcony above, the bullets stitching across Darzi's chest and ricocheting off her armor. The source seems to be a man dressed in baggy clothes wearing a strange vest and standing on the balcony above. You also think you might here boots pounding across metal, but can't figure out where they're coming from.
(Option in next post)

>Combat Intiated!
>You have the initiative!
>Enemies Remaining: 1x Bartender, 1x Thug 1x Lucky (Trapped), 1x Pipsqueak (Trapped)

>Tell your companions to take care of the bartender and the man with the rifle while you keep Lucky and Pipsqueak under control. (1 vys)
>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)
>Hurl a collection of ice spears at the thug on the balcony. (1 vys)
>Reinforce your armor with metal magic. (2 vys)
>Set Lucky and Pipsqueak on fire.
>Fuck it, run!
>Write-in

>>32865895
>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)

>>32865895
>>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)
Then break out the paralysis

>>32865895
>Tell your companions to take care of the bartender and the man with the rifle while you keep Lucky and Pipsqueak under control. (1 vys)

Get Darzi or Prof to toss some fire behind the bar. All that spilled synth should make for a well done barkeep.

>>32865895
>>Tell your companions to take care of the bartender and the man with the rifle while you keep Lucky and Pipsqueak under control. (1 vys)

Darzi, time to stormtrooper this bartender asshole.

>>32865960
No fire.

Rolled 7, 2, 6 = 15

>>32865895
>>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)
>>Hurl a collection of ice spears at the thug on the balcony. (1 vys)
Loot the corpse Loot them good.

>>32865960
y are we kill peoples?

>>32865895
>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)

>>32865895
>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)
>tell Darzi to charge the bartender
>tell Prof and Kid to fire on the balcony guy
>tell Chryssa to watch out for Lucky and Pip
>tell Fulvia to watch out for that boots over metal sound

>>32865895
>>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)
Man, if only we learned the leaping metamaigc, with just 3 vys every one would get fucked.

>>32866012
seconding this

>>32866012
This.

>>32865895
>Heal your shoulder, some of the pellets got through your armor. (1 vys)

>>32866023
Why haven't we learned it again?
It seems like it can be useful as hell, when out numbered.

So it looks like you'll focus on healing your shoulder. Writin', no need to roll.

Rolled 9, 1, 5 = 15

>>32865895
Rolling for this>>32866012

>>32866062
AoE is better.

>>32865997
Because they shot us? I mean, it was pants on the head retarded to show off our magic instead of just haggling, or god forbid, paying the price but this is BQ after all.

>>32866091
We have an AOE metamagic as well, but still haven't learned it, we also have beam and stealth.

>>32866102
I was hoping we could have used healing magic instead.
>>32866091
We actually learned it, but we need to mediate on it.

>>32866117
Meh what's done is done. But the sooner we get back home, the happier I will be.

>>32866142
I agree, but be prepared to hear about it for the next few threads.

>>32866158
I mean I suppose this is one way to show we are not to be fucked with.

>>32866210
I doubt we would get caught though.

You ignore Pipsqueak and Lucky for a moment in favor of grabbing a near-by table with your good arm and tipping it over so you can duck behind it. It affords you some cover from the gunmen, which you use to dish out commands to your party members and heal the wound on your shoulder. {Darzi, charge the bartender. Prof you and Skull Kid attack the guy on the balcony. Chrys, keep an eye on Lucky and Pipsqueak and make sure they don't bolt. Fulvia, keep an eye out for any more enemies. Seal the doors if you can.}

You hear Darzi pounding across the floor in her heavy armor. There is another blast from a shotgun, but you're not sure who's. Then there is a man screaming and you hear something cracking. There is a second blast from a shotgun followed by the whoosh of flames, and then more screaming from above you. You're not sure if the man is dead or simply wounded, but you're pretty sure either Profectus or Skull Kid hit their target.

A bit of water magic shows that there are two balls of lead stuck in your shoulder and a third further down in your back. One of your ribs and your shoulder blade are fractured as well, but it's all fairly simple to fix. The hardest part is getting the pellets out, which requires just a touch of metal magic in conjunction with water magic. They fall to the floor and roll away while you seal the wounds behind them and mend your fractures. As soon as you've finished healing yourself, you see Lucky come sailing through the air and slam into the wall in front of you, Pipsqueak rushing after him and shouting something incoherent.
(1/2)

>Vys Pool: (13/28)

You peek out from behind your make-shift barricade. The bartender's head has been smashed into the bar with enough force to dent the metal bar top. You think he's dead. You don't see the man with the rifle, but there is a hole rimmed by molten metal in the railing where the thug was standing. You think he's probably dead as well. The exits that you can see have been fused with the metal walls around them, save for the front door you entered through.

>Leave quickly, before anyone else shows up. You'll find someone else to get you into the city.
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
>Write-in

All the other guys but the bartender and Lucky are going into the cloak, take anything valuable be it weapons credit card limbs/aug ect.
Have Unlucky watch as his friends gets Rickied.

>>32866467
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.

>>32866467
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
Remember to loot

>>32866467
>ACQUIRE FUCKING EVERYTHING
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.

And also because leaving him here to answer for all this would be a bit disproportionate. Not to mention Pip.

So about an hour or two after we left stubby, we caused trouble.
Man Chrysa was right.

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>>32866467
>>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
time for for interrorgation, gather the corpse, feed them to Ricky.

>>32866467
Drag that summbitch out

>>32866467
>>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
>>Write-in
Also have who ever is closest to grab the weapon of the bartender, we can get ammo for it later.

>>32866467
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.

Well this went better than I expected.

If anyone asks, the bar was like this when we found it.

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>>32866527
I rather not have him acquire a taste for human flesh.

>>32866549
You do realize we could clean the place up in seconds.

>Loot the corpses.
>Drag Lucky along with you.
Writin'

>>32866526
She knows us and the players.

>>32866467
Is it time for bad cod and badder Ricky?
>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
Gather everything have SK sort out which weapons are worth keeping/selling, have him wire the money the deads had on their cards if it's possible.
>Well I guess we should rename you Unlucky huh?

>>32866467
>>Drag Lucky along with you, he owes you for all the trouble caused.
his loot and the rest of the loot!

>>32866607
You so realize his name is ironic.

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>>32866576
Oh. Yes. I suppose we could do that.

>>32866550
ok, what about have him store them inside the void, once we're safe have him crap them out so we can bury them.
>next time we enter the cloak
>SKREEE MASTER, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME BUILD A PILE OF DEAD BODIES?

>>32866664
>I thought you would eat them

>>32866589
Seems like we should be getting Lucky's advanced gun and a shotgun and the other guys weapon.

All in all great way to save some cash.
Shame we never learned the interrogation book. with pain and all that jaz.

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>Turn the cloak inside out
>Have Ricky grabs the corpses from different directions.
>Mik's face when

>>32866712
>Seems like we should be getting Lucky's advanced gun
i think we can give it back to him as payment, to give us directions.

>>32866765
are You retarded?
His gun sounds like one of the guns that could have cost us several thousand.
I'd rather give him darzi - the suit.

>>32866781
Come to think of it we did have a very enthusiastic walk today.

>>32866781
If we feed Ricky enough sacrifices can we get regenerative powers?

>>32866823
>Alucard is Mik a few centuries from now on.
It all makes sense now.

>>32866765

Nah, guns are more valuable than gold for obvious reasons.

We can't get them once we get back to the "real world".

If we ever get back

>>32866873
They don't seem as valuable now since it looks like our armour can handle the bullets, and the damage they do isn't too bad, here is hoping those anons trying to make us broke by buying expensive guns and ammo stop trying to waste our money.

>>32866873
>spoilers

Have no fear anon, next time we get a chance to go further into the magical realms or get back to our world I'm sure we'll make the right choice, ehehehe.

>>32866873
Once we have them template we can mass produce them.

Only problem will be ammo.

>>32866871
So Mik takes it up the butt?

“Loot the bodies.” You order your companions while you approach Lucky. He's slumped against the wall, a fist imprint in the metal implants that replaced his cheeks. Chryssa retrieves your dragon egg from where Darzi left it in the booth while Profectus sets off for the stairs, presumably to see if the rifle survived. Darzi picks up the bartender's shotgun and turns it over in her hands, inspecting it.

You crouch down next to Lucky, clapping him on the shoulder. “Come along then, you're coming with us.” Pipsqueak speaks up. “Why? We didn't do anything to you! You just come in here, act all high and mighty, then go burning everything down and scaring everyone and killing a bunch of people! Asshole!” You ignore her in favor of removing Lucky's gun from where it's hanging from his shoulder. You stand up and point the gun at the two of them, motioning for them to get up. “I was giving an order, I don't need to explain myself to a little kid.” She scowls. “I'm twenty god damn four years old you cock gargling sack of garbage!” What? How is it possible for her to be twenty four? She looks like a little kid!

Lucky gestures for Pipsqueak to calm down before pushing himself up. “Fine, we'll come along. Just don't hurt us, yeah?” You're glad he at least seems cowed. You push him along in front of you and Pipsqueak clings to his arm. Profectus returns from the balcony empty handed, shrugging his shoulders. “Gun didn't survive, Mik.” Well damn, at least you got the shotgun and Lucky's rifle.

You make your way towards the front door, herding Lucky and Pipsqueak in front of you. Darzi marches along next to you, shotgun in hand, while Chryssa and Profectus trail a bit behind. Fulvia and Skull Kid bring up the rear.

>Roll me 3d10, flat.
>Also, gonna go eat dinner.

Rolled 1, 9, 4 = 14

>>32866955

>>32866906
Actually the reason we took so little damage was because of a combination luck and that our armor was really good.

>>32866931
>Alucard god booty plundered by the Otoman's Sha.
>One of our mission is to kill the Sha.

Rolled 5, 3, 9 = 17

>>32866955

Rolled 6, 4, 4 = 14

>>32866955

Let's go

Rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

>>32866955
here we go

Rolled 5, 3, 2 = 10

>>32866955

>>32866977
>>32866994
>>32867015
feels bad man
>"Why? We didn't do anything to you! You just come in here, act all high and mighty, then go burning everything down and scaring everyone and killing a bunch of people! Asshole!”
This gonna be good.

>>32867064
Soon these people will learn what real adventures are made of.

>>32867064

No one claimed that we were the good guys

>>32867064
Hey, we didn't mean to burn shit, its the bitches fault for spilling her drink

>>32867280
I feel like that's something Mik would say.

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We should grow a sweet moustache

>>32867326
If we get the long hair too I'll be fine with that

>>32866977
>>32866994
>>32867015
>14, 17, 14 vs DC 20
>Severe Failure!

Would you like to spend 3 vys to make it a Regular Failure? You are incapable of making it a Success. You're at 13/28 vys wise.
>Spend
>Don't

>>32867378

Yes

>>32867378
>Spend

>>32867378
>Spend

>>32867378
Spend

>>32867378
>Spend

Sweet loot and all but why didn't we just pay the dude? I mean it's not like we're going to come back to this world.

>>32867596
Might need it in the city and also he tried to rob us.

You pass through the first door and into the long hallway outside. It occurs to you that this would be the perfect place to launch an ambush. Just kick the door in and start firing, it would be impossible to miss with everyone crowded in so tightly. You pause, and listen closely for any hints that there might be people waiting on the other side of that door. Breathing, voices, boots stomping across metal. You even channel a little vys to improve your hearing. You don't pick up anything, but you still can't shake that paranoid feeling. {Darzi, you take the lead. I've got a bad feeling about this.} She looks at you oddly. {What do you mean? What's wrong?} You shake your head before replying. {I've just got a bad feeling is all.}

She does as she was directed, taking your place at the front of the party and pressing the bartender's shotgun into Lucky's back. You pass Lucky's strange rifle to Chryssa, since she'd probably be a better shot than you are anyway. You instead pull your new pistol out of your cloak and load one of the magazines the pawn shop owner gave you into the gun, pulling back the slide as Skull Kid had mentioned to load the first shot.

As Lucky pushes open the front door, the door leading out into the alleyway, he grabs Pipsqueak and dives out of the way. You're about to charge off after him when a hail of gunfire erupts from the other side of the door. Darzi panics and blindly fires a blast from her shotgun, you're not sure if it hits anything. Skull Kid drops to the floor. While Darzi serves her purpose well as a human shield a bullet still catches Chrys in the shoulder, wrenching it back and sending her to the floor. Profectus takes a shot in the abdomen but you think his armor absorbed the worst of it, he still doubles over and has to lean against the wall to keep from keeling over. In all the chaos you don't notice a tiny metal ball roll through the doorway.

>Roooll 3d10+5!

>>32867596
I want to haggle, or even try to convince soma to just do water magic instead, but i had no back up.

Rolled 10, 9, 6 + 5 = 30

>>32867645

Rolled 10, 10, 6 + 5 = 31

>>32867645

Rolled 3, 7, 7 + 5 = 22

>>32867645

Rolled 5, 1, 1 + 5 = 12

>>32867645

Rolled 1, 2, 8 + 5 = 16

>>32867645
shit

>>32867658
>>32867661
>>32867666
>30, 31, 22 vs DC 30 to tank the grenade blast.
Hot damn, those are some fantastic rolls.

Writin'

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>>32867715
>DC30
Fuck you Soma, you wanted us to get hurt.

>>32867715
>dc 30
what the fuck soma

>>32867729
>Dat Pic
My fucking sides re traveling through the warp right now

>>32867729
>>32867744
Grenades are dangerous, what did you expect?

>>32867729
>>32867744
It's a grenade, and we're standing like right next to it. By all rights we should be a dead man.

Hope Mik flashfreezed that nade or something.

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>>32867744

>>32867744
Anon do you even Nade Out?

>>32867729
We rolled poor as shit.

and how do you think a dc for a grenade should be?
We're not expecting a blast. We didn't notice it. honestly thank our lucky stars we got that far. Realistically we could have lost a member or two there.
Now that we know they are there we can go to war with these fuckers. a flame thrower out of our armor. while darzi goes full rambo should do the trick.
and we get some new weapons to sell.

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>Mik's face when the 'nade didn't kill him point blank.
I can't even imagine the guys face when they see our face.

>>32867799
>inb4 they call us monster
>inb4 we embrace the void in our rage and Ricky and Mik become one and the same

>>32867776
Check my pic out.

Why did we exit the bar?
Aww

>>32867776

Banished Quest: Gang Wars and Drive-Bys

What did that dark shadowy monster abyss guy say to us the last time we talked to him, if anyone remembers?

Eheheh.

>>32867899
Do shit against magic, speaking of which we should add the vys lines to the guns barrels so that we can shoot fire balls and other elements through them.

Something explodes. On sheer instinct you condense a barrier of ice along your right side, but it shatters as the shockwave hits it. You're slammed against the wall and knocked to the ground. Your ear drums are burst, all you can hear is a sharp, painful ringing. Your legs burn terribly, as if a thousand little knives have stabbed through your armor. Your head feels as though it's been struck with a hammer. You're alive though, and you can walk, and you can fight. That's more than you can say for some of your companions.

Profectus didn't take it well. He's sprawled out on the ground bleeding from a dozen wounds. His armor absorbed a lot of the blow, but not everything. Much of his face has been burnt or punctured by tiny bits of metal. He's alive, but nowhere near conscious. It'll probably be a task to heal him. Chryssa did better because she was on the ground, but she's still not doing well. Her legs are torn to hell, there's no way she'd be able to walk. Darzi is absolutely fine, in fact she's standing in the doorway blasting away at the shooters, but you're not sure she has much left in the way of ammunition. Skull Kid and Fulvia seem largely okay, Skull Kid took some minor wounds but more of his body is metal than you'd initially thought, he's also rapidly healing. Fulvia is fine, a few holes in her chassis but nothing important damaged.

>Combat initiated!
>You have the initiative!
>Enemies Remaining: 5x Thugs (2x Wounded)

>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.
>Take the fight to those assholes! Reinforce your armor with metal magic and start spewing flames! (2 vys)
>Write-in

(Sorry about this folks, need to run to the store. Should be the last interruption for the night.)

>>32868013
>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.

dat TANK

>>32868013
>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.

>>32868013
>>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.
You great big interrupted bastard, you

>>32868013
>>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.

Give Darzi your gun first in case she needs more ammunition.

>>32868013
>>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.

I wonder how this scene is playing out from their side.

>>32868013
>Write-in

Co operate with Fulvia and have you two raise a metal barricade for defense and with holes you can shoot out of

>>32868013
>>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.
Have some banter with Unlucky and Pipsqueak.
>You choose the wrong target to prey on, now you'd better pray on.

>>32868079
They're calling dibs on that armor when she runs outta ammo.

>>32868013
Let's also inform Darzi to watch for any more small orbs that may slip by. Wouldn't want a repeat performance.

Rolled 1, 1, 5 = 7

>>32868082
>>32868013
Ding ding! Good idea! Supportan' and rolling!

Jesus, is it me or is Profecterus perpetually in a state of near death every few threads.

>>32868013
>Darzi will buy you time. Heal yourself, Prof, and Chrys.
We need our ranged peeps back in action. Time to get on our cleric action and let the tanks do their job

>>32868079
Their shitting their pants

>>32868013
We should probable head back inside and have Fulvia weld that doah/raise some ice/earth wall and meditate/interogate Unlucky.

>>32868082
chest high walls time

>>32868127
Not with that roll.

>>32868137
He's a glass cannon. He should learn metal for his centurion armor.

>>32868082
Seconding.

>>32868127
>>32868082
Our Metal magic is near useless.

>>32868127
no roll for you tonight I'm afraid.
But I agree that some covers is a good idea.

>>32868082
No, people are bleeding out, just tell fulvia to do her metal job, and heal instead.

>>32868171
That's why I said cooperate if anything we can do a earth barricade first then the Fulvinator can Reinforce with Metal or something. Last I checked the pastebin Metal and earth synegized well

>>32868082
this. expect we back it up with earth since it's stronger than our metal.
swe could spend less vys for a thicker wall.

>Fulvia raise some metal cover.
>SK keeps a watchfull eye on our hostages.
>Darzi takes potshot to keep the attackers at bay and focus on healing once the wall is raised.

>>32868217
>>32868231
Our earth magic is also near useless.
It be better to heal our allies

>>32868137
It's not just you.
If Progress lives a long life he better be telling his mutant half fire elemental children about how many times we've saved his butt.

>>32868248
Fulvia raises wall.
Darzi keeps them at bay.
We heal the shit out of everyone.
darzi should be able to keep them at bay. along with SK doing his thing from the back.

>>32868231
It doubles the vys cost remember?

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>>32868258
I can just imagine us giving him a book full of times we saved him later on and just saying he is our bitch for ever.then he replies saying 95% time it was our fault.

>>32868258
Isn't Prophylactic a human? We'll probably outlive him even if we go full insane early.

>>32868190
>>32868248
But here's the thing if they throw another grenade were fucked and they might do just that especially if Darzi is just standing there not giving a quarter of a shit with all the rounds they're sending out plus we'd need time to get them up

>>32868293
Nah he's an elf

>>32868299
You have a good point.

>>32868299
Fulvia should do it by herself and we can't waste 8 vys over a stupid wall

Right now we're at 10/28 vys in case someone wants to know.

>>32868293
Hes a dirty elf

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>>32868293
>Prophylactic

>>32867645
>As Lucky pushes open the front door, the door leading out into the alleyway, he grabs Pipsqueak and dives out of the way.
Guys, they escaped.

>>32868293
Wouldn't mind using different words starting with prof to rile him everytime he goes down.

>>32868379
no, they went back inside.

>>32868379
It's vague, but I think you're correct.

>>32868379
Shit Shit Shit, how about we sent our bot to follow them?

>>32868379
Not for long.

Wow. I leave for a few hours and you guys start a war inside a town full of gun nuts in a world where you've been specifically warned that fuck ups mean death. You guys actually chose to do this INSTEAD of choosing Miks favorite past time ever of bargaining people down for stuff! Anon, I am dissapoint!

>>32868564
Shut up, we're trying to have fun here.

>>32868564
WE ARE SO CRAZY CUS OF DIS FUTURE ShIT

>>32868564
First we bargained for gold.

Now we bargain for SOULS. If the cape situation is anything to go by.

I mean we can still barter for gold all the same but we can't do that because these people lack an appreciation for the supple metal of divine providence.

>>32868564

>Not wanting the Needlegun and other loot
>Not wanting a gang war shootout
>Not wanting to save money for better loot

Pls

>>32868379
I think he dived back inside, or next to the door.

>>32868564
i doubt anyone important cares about the gangs

>>32868564
We can barter to save thier lives for money if it makes you feel any better.

Kill them anyway. and when 'ol stumpy asks us anything say we were defending our selves. which isn't false. just we initiated the conflict after a few minutes after being almost mugged.

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>>32868564
Meh it was kinda dumb but I suppose the loot we get from killing these dumb berks will make it worth it.

>>32868584
>>32868601

And in return, we're going to have our highest chance of death since this adventure started, including the time we put on that mask, for the fun of breaking character because we're crazy. sigh... If we get through this without at least losing one of our companions I'll be amazed, but on to crazy town we go!

>>32868684
>fun of breaking character because we're crazy
Don't bunch us up with those retards, if you read this thread and the previous thread, there was a group of people who wanted to kill everyone.

>>32868684
Honestly i dont know how the fight started or why anons decided to

>>32868729
Fire magic intimidation techniques: the barterers best friend!

>>32868742
Yeah that guy was a bit too trigger happy.

>>32868564
My butt aches as well at the situation but what's done is done. All we can do is formulate solid plans and pray to Surya and the Dice that we make it out alive

Rolled 3, 3, 7 = 13

>>32868817
Rolling for having faith in Surya.

Rolled 9, 2, 4 = 15

>>32868817
Roll for Dice faith

So the current plan is to heal prof, and horned chik.
Have fulvia bring up a wall.
Darzi keeps tanking and SK brings cover fire.

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>>32868826
>>32868848

>>32868826
>>32868848
Surya is displeased with us.

Back, writin' for.
>Have Fulvia raise a metal barricade with murder holes to shoot through.
>Heal Chrys and Prof and Yourself.
>Have Darzi and SK work together to hold them off.
Sound about the gist of it?

>>32868917
Surya always hated us anon.

Rolled 5, 4, 8 = 17

>>32868817
Mik's the one true god.
Rolling for proof of this claim.
watch me gets a trip 1

>>32868933
Yup