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>>32902031
>You are now in control of Cynthia.
>The villain wakes up after a rather restful night. For the longest time her dreams were peaceful. The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came but from her little self discovery journey. There were a few slips here and there but for the most part she was okay.
>Today her schedule was mostly open but that doesn't mean she couldn't do some work just for fun.
>Her dear sweet sister would most likely still be sleeping at this hour and Rena would almost certainly be sleeping.

Hmm hmm~
What to do with all this free time~?

>>32902031
Hey, I care about not main characters!
Though I am sort of curious what the main character is up to.

Rolled 18

>>32902068
Cuddle with Sparkle pillow.

>>32902068
Hug your daki

>>32902068
Is that a sparkle hug pillow?
Anyway, what are your hobbies, other than terrorizing people?

I usually start my days off with a nice hot drink.

>>32902068
Go shoplifting.

>>32902068
Realize that the voices are going to try to get you to hook up with Caffornicator.

>>32902068
Think about Caffornicator and what could have been

>>32902068
You have to start your day with breakfast

>>32902068
Check your face for permanent marker.
Then clean your scales like your mom told you all those years ago.
Then, consider checking up on the caffornicator situation. She's been leaving you alone lately. Your base may be rose-free now.

>>32902114
Breakfast is important.

>>32902068

Shoplift for breakfast

>>32902108
No Caffo is for Rider now

>>32902114
I say skip it. Cynthia needs some space away from Calfornicator.

>>32902108
I think the voices are riding the Grandship CafforniRider now

>>32902068
Get yourself a proper breakfast. Some eggs, toast, a meat of some kind, and absolutely NOTHING from a microwave.

>>32902068
Carnage and active villainy.

Its been a while

>>32902068
Breakfast with your hug-pillow!

>>32902068
Satisfy that caffeine addiction you developed with some coffee

>>32902150
>>32902135
You underestimate how lewd anon is. They're going to go for threesome/NTR now.

>>32902068
Place a bow on your tail. Made of ribbons.

>>32902068
You could try doing something nice for your sister. She's letting you crash in her apartment and all.
And she had a heart attack recently, so you could do the housework instead of her for a while. Get a maid uniform.

How's Bridgette doing, by the way? If she's up for it, you can do some sisterly bonding. Over shoplifting, for example.

>>32902195
>>32902187
Maid uniforms and tail ribbons.
Make it happen.

>>32902068
>Hug MGS dakimakura

>>32902157
Steal a famous landmark

>>32902068
Has Rena still been avoiding you?

>>32902068
Hey Cynthia, I've been wondering. Do you drink blood for nutrition or do you just love how it tastes?

>>32902068
Is that your nephew on that pillow?

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>>32902068
>The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came

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>>32902183
>NTR

>>32902183
Well, Caffo is a lot of woman. I could see her needing two lovers so that she doesn't burn one out. Rider and Cynthia have no chemistry though, so I wouldn't suggest it.

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>>32902068
>The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came but from her little self discovery journey.
>dat sentence

Does Bridgette have a Rena daki?

>>32902068
Muse about your navel.

>>32902230
No, it's her sister-in-law.

>>32902256
She does now

>>32902256
She has a Rena brand dildo. The probably call it something like "The Bodyrocker" or "Rena's Love Boulder"

>>32902267
That would be ... wrong?

>>32902256
>>32902276
For some reason I can only picture a Rena daki if it is made out of stone. It just feels wrong otherwise for some reason.

>>32902299
Morally or factually? Because I'm pretty sure that's Sparkle on that pillow

>>32902298
It's also something that is as neglected as Rena's dead plant.

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>>32902086
>>32902087
>>32902102
I was already cuddling it, actually. Ah, even after so long it's still just as comfortable as the day I bought it. It's a rare limited edition cover, too. You had to send in 20 strips from the Hero TCG Sparkle packs. By the time I started those packs were already out of print but it was worth it.

If Sparkle ever found out about this I would just die of embarrassment.

My hobbies... Relaxing, napping, teasing my dear sister and her friends. I do enjoy my work, too. Very few jobs where one can do that. Shopping as well but... That's a vice I try to indulge infrequently.

>>32902110
Fuck that girl.
Not literally.
I hate her so much.

>>32902114
But of course.

>>32902130
My scales are quite clean. I take excellent care of them.

>>32902227
I drink it because it's delicious. Especially certain people's blood. Rena's is so... Innocently sweet~

>>32902195
>>32902212
I'm not really one for maid outfits and other cute thing... Perhaps someone else could pull it off. I would like to spend more time with my dear sweet sister and repay her, though.

>Cynthia takes a shower and eats a quick breakfast of toast and egg.
>As she sits around drinking a nice hot cup of black coffee, a habit she'd picked up recently, she checks her tablet. It appears there are quite a few jobs around the city for her ranking in difficulty from D to S.

I could possibly drag my sister along. We're the same rank after all. But I worry that she may not like the way I handle my work. She's more of a direct fighter than me.

>>32902250
Well, we've never seen real rider and Cynthia together.

Rider has a similar "stick up arse" quality to MGS

>>32902314
I can only picture it with Rena standing there in her hoodie shrugging because she doesn't know how to pose sensually

>>32902318
Morally.

>>32902324
Cynthia, you will never regret a decision more than the decision not to wear a bow on the tip of your tail.

How about a not-so-hard job? We don't want to ruin your good day.

>>32902324
>Fuck that girl.
>Not literally.
>I hate her so much.
I hear that a pinch of salt can help tone down the bitterness.

You know what's salty? Fucksweat.

Cynthia x Cafo OTP

Oh wait. We were talking about bringing Bridgette or something? Yeah, sure. Do that I guess.

>>32902324
Spy on Sparkle.

>>32902324
>I hate her so much
Just like you hated Sparkle?

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>>32902324
you could theoretically bum around ben's house for a while until eventually sparkle gets exhausted with babywork.

>>32902324
S RANK
GO BIG OR GO HOME

>>32902324
Well, now's a good time as any to teach her how to do stuff the right way.
After all, you're the more experienced villain of the two. And Bridgette could learn some style and grace from you.

Side note, you should tone down with the coffee. You probably got addicted to it because you've been eating Caffo too much.
Her blood is literally coffee. Which explains why she hasn't slept in 9 years.

>>32902324
Check on your godchild.

>>32902335
>Well, we've never seen real rider and Cynthia together.
We did last thread

>>32902324
Go see Sparkle and Benben, we need more cuteness.

>>32902324
Ever sleep under a heat lamp? You seem quite fond of your snake form and I wonder whether it makes your body react like an actual snake.

Anyway, do not take your sister. She probably will not like it.

>>32902324
Go see you brother and littlest monster.

>>32902324
Take an easy job,start the day slow and relaxing

>>32902417
Consider purchasing heat lamps. Or heat rocks.

>>32902402
We did?

I remember she saw .Bridgette

>>32902324
Wait until you've got a biiiiiiiiiggggg mouthful of coffee.

Ok.

Got a big swig going down the pipes? Cheeks bloated and swole with black brew?

Caffornicator's smiling face.

>>32902433
...terrarium funpark bedroom?

>>32902433
>purchasing
You mean stealing.

>>32902453
C should totally buy one of those giant hamster wheels.

>>32902440
They met two times in the passing. Sorta.

First time Rider and Bridgette met for some coffee she teased Bridgette how Rider looks cute in a turtleneck, the next time back when Rider and Bridgette were working on that ghost net.

>>32902440
Visiting Caffo and accidentally making her all depressed is what caused Rider to have a breakdown and ask Bridgette to tone down the voices

>>32902453
This is a good objective to complete for the day.

>>32902471
I am unaware of what the difference between these two things is.

>>32902477
> snake
> wheels
W-what.

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>>32902364
>to wear a bow on the tip of your tail.
This.

>>32902485
Except we were taking about Cynthia

>>32902324
You transform your body, how can you possibly be more direct then that?

>>32902491
You've never watched a snake run in one of those wheel things?

>>32902150
>>32902250
see
>>32902381
>>32902377
I warned you, didn't I?

>>32902453
Get some ferns and play the Jurassic Park theme so you can pretend to be a dinosaur

>>32902505
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Cynthia and Rider met two times, tops.

>>32902512
> pretend to be
...oh wait, we're not Ben, we can't QUITE pull it off. Oh well, but still.

>>32902512
Better idea
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

>>32902533
She could could probably give herself some raptor claws and SKREEONK with the best of em, though. Or do the spitting frilly dinosaur thing.

In fact, you should really think about using more dino powers, Cynthia

>>32902324
Wait, is it even possible for you to do anything without Bridgette? I thought because of the whole being-summoned thing that you can't get too far away from her?

Did you know Rena actually took notice of your legs when you were in Succubus form? She might have some libido in her after all.

>>32902577
Can Cynthia take on a dragongirl form?

>>32902577
>>32902533
Dinosaurs arent monsters, you dum-dums.

>>32902609
Don't be racist

>>32902324
Oh don't even think about S-rank jobs. There's like a billion miles separating A-rank from S-rank. Go for an A-rank I guess.

How are you an indirect fighter?

>>32902324
So, the plan seems to be do some minor villainy, and stealing yourself enough terrarium supplies to make the ideal bedroom.

>>32902609
Neither are snakes.

>>32902631
We've never actually seen how she fights.

>>32902634
Lamias are.

>>32902634
Lamias are.

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Wait, what?

>>32902677
Makes perfect sense to me. Making good coffee is a goddamn gift in my book.

>>32902689
Caffornicator doesnt make good coffee.

Its goddamn PERFECT

>>32902689
Much better than any superfaggot who uses a bow, too

>>32902707
Which is why Caffo is best girl.

>>32902713
Truth.

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These missions all do look like so much fun but... I just got out of the shower. No need to get all sweaty first thing in the morning.
I haven't visited my adorable nephew in a while... I think I'll do that and then work.
Perhaps steal some things.

>>32902417
That... That sounds so relaxing. I think I know what I'm stealing later. Oh my... Yes, a nice lamp or maybe a rock in snake form. So warm~ I love it~

>>32902449
I hate you.

>>32902589
She's unsummoned me already. She's ready to do so again but it's such an unpleasant feeling...
Also, Rena noticed my legs? Eh... I don't really like them myself... But it was probably because I was a succubus... Thing.

>>32902631
I don't like fighting right away. Have some fun and stuff before I go in for the kill. Helps make it easier and lower their guard. Dear sister will just attack.

>>32902633
Sounds fun! But first I must see the little one!

>Cynthia gets dressed and goes off to visit Sparkle. It's a pretty long walk from the dome but Cynthia's many monster forms make going across the difficult terrain easy.
>She knocks on the door and a very tired looking Sparkle opens it.

MVS: "Oh, hey... Come in..."

>Cynthia makes her way inside and watches as Sparkle collapses on a chair.

"Where's the little one?"

MVS: "Asleep, finally..."

"You seem a bit more upset then usual, Sparkly. Is something wrong?"

MVS: "... How were you when you were a baby?"

"Mother says I was a very well behaved child. Much more so than my siblings."

MVS: "Really? The kid takes after you a lot so I was hoping... Ugh..."

"What's wrong?"

MVS: "He's just so... He never stops moving and he gets into everything. If I lock something away he finds a way to open it. And he's always on the ceiling. ALWAYS. I can't fly anymore either and I'm only, like 4 feet tall. I can't reach that. I'm losing my mind here... Poor Ben can only do so much."

Hehe... Well, maybe you shouldn't have held hands with my brother you little...

MVS: "You got any advice?"

>>32902707
And she literally oozes the stuff. That's goddamn marriage material right there

>>32902730
Stilts.
Or activate those vampire powers and walk through walls.

>>32902730
Carry him on your back in a sling. He's part snake, he'll like tight, warm spaces.

>>32902730
Don't be mean. I thought you were going to be the best godmother you could be.

>>32902713
The only one in the here association is beauregarde

>>32902730
Go seduce AltSparkle.
She's basically Sparkle, but she's blind so she can't see your pillowy shame.

>>32902730
Buy a heat lamp, he'll want to sleep under it all the time

>>32902767
>He's part snake, he'll like tight, warm spaces.

3lewd5me

>>32902730
Hire me as a nanny!

>>32902730
Can you still make people into monsters? Offer to give her a spider's abdomen or something.

>>32902730
Buy the super suit boost that lets you fly. Or get a long stick.

Srsly.

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>>32902730
Give him a hoodie, he'll love it and stay comfy at the same time.

>>32902730
Can't vampires fly too? I could have sworn they did.

Anyway, it sounds like the kid needs some good old fashioned stimulation/entertainment. Have you considered getting him a playdate? Or sedating him with heat lamps like
>>32902787

>>32902730
Cynthia. Do you want to torture your archenemy?

It's time to give Sparkle lessons in being a Vampire.
Do it while taking care of your nephew, just to rub it in how he likes you better.

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>>32902804
...I really didn't mean it that way.

>>32902730
Remind Sparkle that she let Caffornicator near the egg. That's probably why he is so hyperactive

>>32902730
Vampires can float, Sparky

>>32902730
Tell her to get one of those pole-net things that people use to fish leaves out of their pools. That should be able to scoop the little guy off the ceiling.

>>32902730
Oh come on cynthia, you can't blame her for hand holding.

>>32902854
Especially since she's done worse with Caffornicator.

>>32902730
Encourage learning and understanding. Ben! Going up on the ceiling is a no no! Do you not want Mama hugs?

>>32902821
Don't forget the hat. If he falls in love with the right hat, he won't scurry on the ceiling because he won't want to let the hat fall off.

>>32902730
Have you considered lowering the ceiling or installing handholds?

>>32902784
She got new eyes recently

>>32902730
Offer to babby sit him a lot

>>32902847
this

>>32902806
Hire Caffo as a nanny. Nothing will be more energetic than her

>>32902784
Wait, holy shit

I forgot there was a second Sparkle

CynthiaxSparkle can still be a thing!

>>32902730
Get Rena to teach Sparkle the secrets of the Sad Box.

>>32902823
>>32902845
Vampires can shapeshift into a bat or mist.

>>32902730
Isn't she a vampire, can't she fly.

Or get the Prince to make a magical girl broom like the old days.

>>32902951
Rena does need to impart knowledge of the sad box to sparkle. It's a highly guarded secret, however, so cynthia may not know about it.

What kind of Vampire is Sparks?

>>32902981
Magical Vampire

>>32902981
The sucky one.

>>32902730
>Well, maybe you shouldn't have held hands with my brother you little...
Kinda hypocritical for someone who cuddles a Sparkle pillow nightly

>>32902981
A sparkly one.

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>>32902981
Third generation Follower of Seth.

>>32902730
Maybe buy a stepladder?

>>32902981
Whatever kind Rena was

>>32903044
Who the fuck is Seth?
Also, implying she's not a Tremere despite her making blood swords.

Man, cynthia isn't really too good at expressing herself

>>32903044
>>32903086
Toreador?

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Normally they fly by making wings but it seems little Sparkle is stuck in this form. She can just move really fast.

>>32902774
I can be a -little- mean.

>>32902821
Who's she?

>>32903008
.......

>>32902833
>>32902847
>>32902876
"Alright, let me see him."

MVS: "He's in his room."

>Cynthia gets up and goes over to BenBen. Despite Sparkle's protests she picks the kid up off his bed and wakes him up. He looks around and smiles when he sees Cynthia. She takes her mantle off and wraps him up in it and holds him close. The kid squirms around a bit but soon he falls right back to sleep.

MVS: "How did you do that!? He would be awake for hours if I touched him!"

"It's because he likes warm places. When he's on the ceiling he's probably trying to go to the lights so he can hang around there. If he's being fussy or won't go to bed just bundle him up tight and keep him close. He'll pass right out. My mom would do it to all of us. You're a bit cooler than most people because of the vampire thing but if you add some more layers it should work. Also, invest in some heavier clothing. A hoodie, perhaps?"

MVS: "I... Yeah, sure... Any other advice?"

Hehe~
I have her wrapped around my little finger now~
Hanging onto my every word as though I am her savior~
It's a nice feeling.

>>32903100
Give her solid mothering advice.
Then, after you are done giving her solid mothering advise, buy a toy for the little kid.
A toy that makes NOISES. and has FLASHING LIGHTS.

He will love it.

>>32903122
"She" is benben all grown up.
Magical girls are kinda girly, ya know?

>>32903122
>Who's she
>She

Read the filename.

>>32903122
Buy him a kids drum-set.

>>32903122
Maybe get him set up with some other babies. They like hanging around, I hear. You had siblings yourself.

>>32903140
I think it's a joke, seeing as Larro drew the picture

>>32903140
She can't see the filenames when you're broadcasting an image into her head, anon.

>>32903140
I don't think Cynthia can read filenames.

>>32903122
>Who's she?
Magical girls turn everything they touch girly. Sparkle couldn't even drink herself unconscious without the bottle turning into a sippy cup that shat rainbows and glitter. BenBen came from an egg that came from Sparkle.

Put 2 and 2 together, snakebutt.

That's your nephew in his highschool years.

>>32903122
>Who's she?

BenBen from the future.

Don't ask. We have a different perception of time than you do.

>>32903122
Give her more advice, show her what a great aunt you are

>>32903122
You're a bad person and I don't like you.
Everyone you know would be happier if you weren't around.

>>32903122
What's she feedin' the kid?
Warm food might have a similar effect.

>>32903122
Give her some good advice. Despite Sparkle being a pain in the butt, she's the one looking after your nephew. Plus, if you do good, she might let you install a terrarium in her house as well. Then you and BenBen can pile up under a heat lamp and sleep together in a cuddle pile.

Maybe call your mom over to give her some advice as well. Might as well tease Sparkle about when's the wedding.

>>32903122
... I've been wondering something, do vampires lactate and do monster babies need to nurse?

>>32903122
What other things did your mom do for you?
Where did she buy industrial strength bottles and teething toys?

>>32903122
Ask how Ben has been, Big en I mean, your brother

>>32903122
>Who's she?
See something you like? We could set you up with 'her', though some might call it robbing the cradle.

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>>32903086
>Also, implying she's not a Tremere despite her making blood swords.
I'd buy it.

>>32903155
>>32903122

> Hero x Villain kindergarten
Fund it.

>>32903122
Let's offer to Babysit him some time.

>>32903204
I think we suggested crushed candy mixed fish?

>>32903122
Tell her to get a little heat lamp or a heat pad or some other source of warmth so the little tyke will stay off the ceiling.

What about something for him to chew on? Or an exercise wheel or something like that to get the excess energy out?

>>32903291
What about a bedroom terrarium?

>>32903122
maybe consider the occasional babysitter?

>>32903122
Keep at it Cynthia, you can be best Godmother, and it will piss off sparkle in all kinds of ways.
also do you know who all is actually friends with sparkle on the hero side?
cause you can always just simply screw with them and hightail it out of there, causing destruction and general mayham in the process.

>>32903122
Tell her that he has to drink blood, or it'll stunt his growth. Sparkle doesn't know very much about monsters, so it's easy to trick her.

>>32903367
That's a bit overly mean.

Sparkle, what is your internal body temperature?

>>32903367
We have to be careful of she'll be wary of everything we say.

>>32903122
time for manipulation!
Offer more hints in exchange for favours.

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>>32903175
>>32903190
Oh my... It seems like he will grow up to be quite the little heart breaker.
Just like his mom

>>32903446
Looking at her I would say perhaps 35-34°C?

>>32903217
That wouldn't be too bad.

>>32903367
I want to be mean to Sparkle, not the kid. He's done nothing but be adorable.

>Cynthia gives Sparkle as much advice as she can recall from her mom's lessons. Sparkle listens with rapt attention as Cynthia tells her about proper food, play areas, toys, terrariums, and the possibility of baby sitters.
>She explains that Bridgette and her would be more than glad to watch the kid for a few hours so the two lovebirds could get some rest.

"Speaking of running off to relax, when's the wedding?"

MVS: "Eh..." The girl's mood quickly sours at the mention. "They won't wed Heroes and Villains but whatever. I don't need a stupid wedding anyway. I'm fine like I am."

"They don't? Hmm..."

I could -fix- that. Not sure if she'd appreciate it, though.

Oh.

"Where's my dear brother?"

MVS: "He's probably near the Crater. He goes there to clear his mind sometimes. He's still not fully... Healed. He shouldn't take too long if you want to say hi."

He and I haven't exactly seen eye to eye the past few years...
I mostly came here to bug Sparkle and see the kid but I could wait...
Or get to work at stealing that terrarium.

>>32903475
Terrarium first.

>>32903475
Well, do you want to see your brother or not?
I don't know how not-eye-to-eye you are with him, so this is mostly up to you here.

But that terrarium will be mighty comfy.

>>32903475
Well, if they won't marry heroes and villains, the solution is simple.

Have Sparkle rob a terrarium with you. She'll be a villain for a day, and you can have a shotgun wedding.

>>32903475
go see your brother and try to get along, hes family and you never know what may end up happening in the future.

>>32903475
You should go see your brother.

>>32903475
Steal that terrarium.

Also totally try to fix it so they can get married. For the annoyance factor.

>>32903475
Steal and make a cute little terrarium for little MM too.

>>32903553
If they marry heroes and villains, how is that going to affect Jade?

>>32903603
She can marry both Renas.

>>32903603
It'd specifically not affect her. Duh.

>>32903613
More like, she cant marry either.

>>32903603
She can marry herself

>>32903603
If she marries one she'll need to marry the other as well.

>>32903603
It wouldn't effect her. She can already marry whomever.

>>32903475
>Just like his mom
You're still salty over that? You really need to move on. Or go after Alt Sparkle

>>32903475
>could fix that
Quick, go run a campaign for hero/villain marriage!

>>32903645
Except she cant marru villain Rena because shes a hero and she cant mary Hero Rena because shes utterly dense. Also because Jade is a villain, but mostly the dense.

Just as well she's a Fujoshi, really

>>32903669
That's going to make some awkward family reunions.

>>32903669
Cynthia x AltSparkle? I'd ship it.

>>32903677
She can marry altJade. Then they can do some eyebrow docking.

>>32903475
Speaking of Sparkle and heartbreaking

There's an alternate version of her up and around. She has a lot more emotional baggage and I definitely wouldn't recommend jumping straight to teasing, but maybe you two would get along.

>>32903677
>Just as well she's a Fujoshi, really
We need to ask her how many CM x TPM fics she has.

>>32903679
They're already awkward. This just makes it hilarious.

Except I think alt-sparkle might have some alt-Cynthia related baggage, poor girl

>>32903687
I definitely ship it.

>>32903475
You have to look after yourself first.

But also consider changing those rules.

>>32903694
That's how brow eggs are made!

>>32903727
Altsparkle needs some hugs and theres no-one better qualified for hugs than Cynthia. Just ask Rena's bone doctor.

>>32903679
That would make everything amazing

>>32903475
Not just any crater, but the Crater? One of these days we've got to find out just what the hell happened to the world.

>>32903778
And just to complete the bizarre parody, its Cynthia who gets eggnant

>>32903815
That's not how eggnancy works, but sure

>>32903831

Cynthia has a snake butt. It more or less works out.

>>32903831
I didnt say it was a magical girl egg.

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>>32903745
>>32903694
.................

Anyway...
I should at least say hi to him.

"The Crater? I'll go by and say hi. Hope I was helpful."

MVS: "You were. I owe you one."

"I'll hold you to that~"

>Cynthia kisses BenBen's forehead and gives Sparkle a hug before heading off to The Crater.
>It is, as it's name suggests, a crater. A massive one as big as the dome itself where the legendary S-Class Heroes of old fought against dreadful monsters from another world. There she finds her brother hanging out. He waves at her as she approaches.
>The two stand around, not saying a word, until Cynthia speaks up.

"... How are you?"

MMA: "Well. You?"

"Good. .... Everything going well with the baby?"

MMA: "Yeah."

"... Good. I'm... I'm glad to see you're better."

MMA: "Same to you."

"... I'll see you later."

>She gives him a small nod and leaves.

It's not that I don't like him... He just reminds me of how close I was to slipping...
He is a good guy.

Still, I can't believe Sparkle went out with him... What does he have that I don't?


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>>32903852
Well then that doesn't work at all.

>>32903887
A penis?

>>32903887
>What does he have that I don't?

A DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>32903887
A penis.

>>32903887
>What does he have that I don't?
A penis.

>>32903887
A cock.

>>32903887
>What does he have that I don't?
kawaii sugoi

>>32903887
Power.

>>32903887
A penis!

>>32903887
>What does he have that I don't?
Do your really want us to spell it out for you?
Adam's Apple!

>>32903887
Forget what everyone else is telling you.

He asked her out. Did you ever explicitly ask Sparkle out on a date?

>>32903908
>>32903909
>>32903915
>>32903928
>>32903936
>>32903948
I highly doubt that's the answer she's looking for.

>>32903972
Not the answer she's looking for, but the answer she got.

>>32903968
Actually it was sparkle that asked him out for coffee, IIRC.

>>32903968
She asked him out, actually.

And it was because nothing else was going to stop his rampage.
So to get into Sparkle's pants, you either have to be a magical girl like Rose was, or beat her in battle.

>>32903889
>implying monsters don't lay eggs

>>32903993
>>32903995
Oh was it? Nevermind then.

>>32903887
>what does he have that you don't
He was actually in almost exactly the same situation as you were when you first met sparkle, except at the moment he had her helpless, he revealed he didn't want to kill her at all, wheras you teased you would do villainous things to her.

So, basically, you were INCHES from the relationship you wanted, if you played it slightly differently.

Also, she may have had a girlfriend at the time.

>>32903972
Not the answer she is looking for but the answer she needs?

Wasn't that the batman quote?

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... I know what he literally has that I don't have.
Can we please not discuss my brother's... Stuff?

>>32903968
... No, not really. I... I didn't even really want to date her. I just wanted us to fight a bit.
Still, he did make a move when I did not...

I need to get my mind off of this.
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>A few minutes later Cynthia is leaving a store with a box filled with terrarium supplies. The rent-a-cop didn't even attempt to stop here. It seems like he's mostly accepted his place in life.

???: "Stop right there, criminal!"

>A voice calls out from behind her.

Hmm?
Oh, a Hero. I didn't expect someone to actually try and stop me for something so petty. This should be more fun.

>>32903887
He just approached her at a better time than you did. And as her biggest fan.

>>32903887
Legs, usually

>>32904021
...So, ChetxCynthia?

>>32904021
Challenge him to a girl-off.

>>32904021
Claim you bought the things you just stole.
Then just kinda leave while he checks to see if its true

>>32904021
Oh, hey Chet.

Go succubutt and overpower his manly with your womanly.

>>32904021
>The rent-a-cop didn't even attempt to stop here. It seems like he's mostly accepted his place in life.

Being a rent-a-cop is suffering.

>>32904021
Oh, its just Chet. You should be able to outwit him easily, he has muscles for brains.

>>32903887
>What does he have that I don't?
She feels safe around him. Nobody feels safe around you.

>>32904021
So I know you said to not talk about you brother's dangly bits but can you tell us how large he is?
Sparkle won't tell us :(

>>32903908
As a shapesister there's very little reason she couldn't have a ponis if she needed one

>>32904021
Oh my god it's Chet Manlystache. It's the guy you "distracted" at the beach party. He's strong, don't underestimate him.

But you know, do your thing. Distract him with your feminine wiles before you get to the fighting. I'd feed you lines but uh you're not Rena you don't need help with that.

>>32904021
Put the carte down not to break anything and get ready to fight!
Maybe shapeshift into something scarier. Can you do manticore?

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>>32903887
>It is, as it's name suggests, a crater. A massive one as big as the dome itself where the legendary S-Class Heroes of old fought against dreadful monsters from another world.

Is the Crater what's left of A-City?

>>32904074
Monstrous.

>>32904077
Her shapeshifting does not work that way! She turns into specific monsters.

Rolled 18

>>32904021
CHET!

Seduce him, with your womanly charms, worked for your mom and she's a hag

>>32904021
"Oh hey, I actually paid for this. You can check with the guy inside near the back of the store. The register was out of ink so I didn't get a receipt.

Oh and yes I know about the door, I'm paying for it, it's hard having a snake tail. I'll wait right here if you want to go verify that I paid"

Then don't wait right there

>>32904103
Then she can just turn into a tentacle monstergirl or a squidgirl.

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>>32904021
Let's put down the goods carefully before we teach this guy to fear Monsters

>>32904021
Saducethe Manlystache

>>32904021
Hey, it's Chet. The guy you distracted during that beach volleyball game.

Do the same. You don't have to fight him now, you'll only end up damaging the goods you need for the terrarium.
Actually, try to convince him to give you a hand. Sparkle needs those things for her kid, have him carry those things to Sparkle's house.

>>32904113
Diabolical!

Succubus form yessssssss

>>32904021

You could use your feminine wiles and feigned vulnerability and poverty to convince him to buy it for you.

It's not exactly immediately villainous, but it could work for a long-term plan involving Chet.

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>>32904114
>Then she can just turn into ... a squidgirl.
Squidgirl is not for lewds!

>>32903122
>"If he's being fussy or won't go to bed just bundle him up tight and keep him close. He'll pass right out. My mom would do it to all of us. (...) Also, invest in some heavier clothing. A hoodie, perhaps?"

Oh god. I get here and see that you guys have completely fucked up how coldblooded animals work. Firstly; snakes do not sleep when they sunbath. They sunbath to get their temperature up after they have slept. Basically they do it to wake up. That a snake would become sleepy from warmth is fucking retarded. Secondly; warm clothing doesn't do shit for coldblooded beings unless they move around a lot. The only thing clothes does is help you preserve your temperature. If you do not produce any heat of your own(which coldblooded beings do not) you will eventually be back at room temperature. You will ceartainly not get warmer, I mean come on, this is basic physics yet almost every fantasy work with coldblooded humanoids seem to fuck it up.

>>32904021
How's it going manlystache. Been a while since I last saw you. Game and field day? That was fun.

Dont' mind me, just picking up some terrarrium stuff.

>>32904173
I value your input on the subject of monster biology.

>>32904173
clearly fantasy monsters all work alike

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>>32904168
The ones with tentacle butts are.

>>32904103
>form of an incubus

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>>32904074
Really?

>>32904151
Ugh... I hate that form... It shows off my legs too much... I can't stand that.

>>32904173
That would almost certainly be true if he were a complete reptile. I'm mostly making guesses on what I like anyway and it seemed to work.

>Cynthia very carefully sets the stuff aside and turns on the charm. She pouts and adopts her normal 'Ara ara' form.

"Chet Manlystache. It's so good to see you again~ When was our last little together? At the beach?"

CM: "Silence, Villain! I was called here to stop a robbery! YOUR robbery!"

"But dear Chet, I purchased all of these~ The store was simply out of ink... You can go inside and ask them yourself~"

CM: "Hmph! If you think I'll fall for that a second time it's not happening, Monster Master!"

Oh dear, it seems he's finally grown some brains in that thick head of his.

>>32904173
Contrary to popular belief, exotherms do in fact produce body heat. When they're physically active their body temperature gets up to be about as high as endotherms.

The difference is that exotherms do not spend energy just to keep their body temperature up.

>>32904304
Hey chet, there's like 50 racecars having an illegal gunbattle over there against a dinosaur.

Failing that, if he INSISTS on fighting, ask that he do it without breaking your new furnishings.

>>32904304
Seduce Alt Sparkle. She'd be so much better than a heat lamp, and you could LEWD her unlike a pillow.

>>32904304
Explain truthfully that the item is for Benben, and politely ask that you battle away from it.

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>>32904304
>If you think I'll fall for that a second time it's not happening, Monster Master!"
>a second time

>>32904304
Gorgon form— oh wait, he's wearing shades.

Sphinx form then give him a riddle that'll take ages to decipher. Take your stuff back while he struggles for an answer.

>>32904304
>that tension
Just fight already!

>>32904304
Well, try to trick him a few more times I suppose. I mean, he's chet, he's one of the fun ones to trick. Like rena.

>>32904304
Take a winged form and fly away with your ill-gotten loot. Let's see what he will do about that!

>>32904304
Use your Scylla form spry him with ink.

>Employ squidgirl mode
>activate ink defencw

>>32904368
>Sphinx form then give him a riddle that'll take ages to decipher.
It's a man?

>>32904311
Ectotherm, not exotherm.

>>32904304
Well, the stolen thing is for Sparkle's kid. So technically you're doing a villainous thing for a hero, which means that you're doing a heroic thing in the process.
And she can pay for it, you're just retrieving it for her. If he doesn't believe you, he can come with you to her house, if he carries those things for you.

You get to annoy Sparkle some more that way.

>>32904387
and by this, I mean
>>32904304
Convince him he cannot harm you if he doesn't have gilded silver crosses. Don't you know anything about monsters?

Rolled 20

>>32904304
Poor on the charm, don't lose to your mom

>>32904418
She didn't lose to her mom, she managed to seduce him during the beach episode.

>>32904418
Wow, I did it.

Did we seduce the stache?

>>32904304
Jumping spider form, see if he can keep up when you leap from building to building.
Also good for attacking.

>>32904438
Her mom seduce Manlystache if I remember though

>>32904440
Yep and then our mom told us not to autophiasat in public.

>>32904440
Indeed you did, expect him to visit as soon as the situation with Cynthia is resolved.

>>32904450
We need to go scarier.
Dire Badger!

>>32904440
Manlystache might just have a thing for Milfs

>>32904459
No, Cynthia did that at the beach in the middle of the volleyball game, then got wrecked by her mom by doing it in front of her.

>>32904459
Nah, Cynthia seduced Chet. Then her mom beat her with a volleyball for behaving unladylike.

>>32904467
It wasnt so much she won by being lewd, it was that she win against Monster Matriarch

>>32904311
Yes this is true. I believe I mentioned the moving around part. The thing is that for them to reach that temperature they they require the air temperature around them to be fairly high to start with. They also need to be active which they are not when they are sleeping.
>>32904304
I do not ask you to change anything. The canon of your story is yours to do what you want with. I'm just a bit annoyed that I was to late to the thread to get a say in that canon.

>>32904484

Jesus, man. We're trying to fight the hero, not wipe out the rest of human civilization.

>>32904401
Both are acceptable.

>>32904484
Angry Gazebo!

>>32904484
We want an entertaining fight, not a slaughter

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>>32904484
Cybernetic dire bear cleric.

>>32904484
Dire Honey Badger

>>32904576

Again we should be aiming for scary enough to beat Chet, but LESS SCARY than being an extinction level event. I am not sure you have understood this.

>>32904304
Either lose him, trick him, or fight him.
Whichever is most fun for you.

>>32904304
Surrender and to to jail. It's where you belong.

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>>32904418
>Cynthia assumes her scylla form and moves closer to the Hero.

"But I've only took this for my dear sweet little nephew. He's only a few weeks old, you know? It's just to help him out... You wouldn't arrest me for helping someone out, would you?"

CM: "..! Do not take one step closer, monster master! I will seriously start punching you!"

>She laughs and moves closer to him, practically pressing her body against his.

"Let me go, just this once. I'll do anything~"

CM: "I... No! Never! You're coming to jail!"

Too late, Chet. I've already got you right where I want you.

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>>32904632
Oh cynthia, your modus operandi is so effective on manlystache.

>>32904602
So a Dire Carp?

>>32904632
Chet, Chet, Chet. Don't let female villains get that close. That's like heroing 101.

>>32904632
>can get guys with ease
>always goes after girls
being Cynthia si suffering

>>32904725
Chet is so experienced too, I'm disappointed in him. Unless HE's the one who's got HER where he wants her!

>>32904725
I think it would apply to all villains. Not just female ones.

>>32904708
Dire Elephant or even better Dire Giant Sponge.

>>32904751
Even the best can get caught off guard.

>>32904073
Iceburn.

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==================================

>And so the A-Class falls.
>Cynthia continues on her way to her home when she hears another person call out to her in a rather unsure voice.

JR: "M-Monster Master! Stop right there! I know you're Rena's friend and all but... I'm here to stop you! Sorry!"

"... Pft."

A little C-Class? I've seen her before. She's that nerd who's obsessed with dear little Rena.
How sad.

"I'm busy, sweetie. Go play Hero elsewhere~"

JR: "I mean it! Stop!"

>She keeps going.

JR: "Totally serious!"

"Ha, or what? You'll shoot me?"

=BANG=

"..!"

>>32904815
Uh.

Fuck.

SPIDER TIME

>>32904815
That's The Void's kid. You don't want to make that guy mad, right?

>>32904815
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT. BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. WHHHHHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME

>>32904815
Okay, trash her shit.

Rolled 7

>>32904815
TENTACLE MODE, GO

>>32904815
threaten her with the sad box

>>32904815
Charge her in a straight line with your arms up in the air.

>>32904815
JADE

JADE NO

YOU FUCKED UP, JADE

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT FUCK UP, JADE

>>32904815
Hey, that's the Void's kid. And some villain that uses exploding spinning tops.

You can't really hurt her, that'd make your colleague upset.
You can, however, molest the crap out of her.

Rolled 5

>>32904815
Tentacle mode,

Like in her fanfiction.

what happen to Chet?

>>32904815
Oh man that's gonna leave a scar.

>>32904815
She's a hero who also works as a villain. This means that she's a hero who backs up her threats. Be cautious,

>>32904815
Jade, I will bribe you 50 dollars to not stop me, and you'll be paid by the villains for accepting a bribe.

I'm just stealing some terrarium stuff here, no need to get all gunsy.

>>32904815
Turn into something immune to bullets and just walk away. Don't beat her, she's a part-time Villain.

Oh and the girl has temper issue. So don't mock her or anything.

>>32904815
Uh-oh.

>>32904815
Show her the difference in your ranks. Hurt her... a little.

>>32904892
Chicks dig scars.

>>32904815
If you do beat her up, drop some villainy wisdom as well. Maybe take her on as an apprentice.

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>>32904815
>"Ha, or what? You'll shoot me?"

By the way, the girl didn't miss with that one, she actually aimed just to scratch you. She's great shot. And by that I mean if sniping skills were hereditary and Simo Häyhä had a child with genderswapped Vasilij Zajcev, she would be that child.

>>32904815
Oh, be careful. She is a very good shot.

Turn into something with some armor, or will otherwise not be bothered overly much by her shots. Then beat her up. Show her the difference between C-class and A-class.

>>32904815
Make her mad and she'll actually kill you.

>>32905038
Throw in some fire and ice resistance as well. Her guns can do elemental damage on top of everything.

>>32904815
"Shooting. People. Isn't. Nice."
Let's make her a thrall and send her to pester Rena.

>>32904815
Don't worry Cynthia.

Jade Revolver only trained against targets who dodged and tried to avoid her shots.

She also is used to finding weak points on armored opponents.

If you run straight at her in human form she'll panic because she never trained for that.

Can Cynthia take on a goo form?

>>32905105
Ice bullets.

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THAT LITTLE BITCH
I AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN HER BODY, TAKE HER GUNS, AND SHOVE THEM UP HER-

No.
Calm down Cynthia.
You're in control.
Stay calm.

Only hurt her a little.

"That wasn't very polite, girl..."

>Cynthia assumes her scylla form once again but this time includes thick plates of armor in her design.
>The girl is a fantastic shot and even with all the armor she is able to hit every weak joint. Cynthia shifts into something that can heal faster than she can dish out damage as well as some elemental resistances. The shots still hurt but she is able to take them without slowing down much.
>A tentacle whips out and snatches up one of Jade's guns. She takes cover behind a car and begins firing from there, sometimes even bouncing the bullets off of other objects to hit her from odd angles.

>But the gap in power between an A-Class and C-Class is too big. Cynthia flips up the car and at the same time snatches away Jade's other gun.
>The girl gasps as she's lifted into the air by the A-Class.

JR: "D-don't kill me!"

Hmph. If you had dared to shoot me a few months ago I just might have.

But as it is I'm not in the mood. I'd really much rather get home and test out this terrarium stuff.

But I can't just let her go.

>Jade sways in the air, her hand desperately trying to grab something on her head. The headband, perhaps?

But what should I do with her...