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You could try and drag Caede away from her father, since you are all angelly you could probably intimidate her into it but she will probably not be too happy. You could take plantbro but Ryoko is still sort of bandaged and bleeding everywhere. You could try and bring everyone with you, but you will move slower and the angels will make it to the tower before you do or you could go it alone, which might make you ahead of the angels.

“Or I could just do nothing and hang out here. I did get my third form, not like I need to kill everything.” You point out. Half asser.

What is the plan?
[] Go alone
[] Take everyone
[] Take an uninjured comrade
[] Just stay here
[] Other, please specify

As normal questions, concerns, comments, accusations, or the discussion of butts for the first little bit.

There will be a small break during the thread where I make dinner and shower, but I should be able to run longer than usual tonight.
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>>32928720
>[] Go alone

time for solo kills!

and post the pastebin u cheeky cunt or I'll smack you in the gob, swear on me mum

>>32928720
Try and combine our Laughing Garganta and Ryoko's Bifrost Bridge to get the injured out of here?

Hey.

Hey Monologue.

What's your opinion on bears?

>>32928720
[X] Just stay here

Honestly, and I'm certain that a lot of people will disagree with me, but I think we're biting off more than we can chew with this. I don't feel comfortable with leaving Fuego and Ryoko, even with Caede and Martinez, and we've gotten a pretty good haul with the two demons and the Quincies, as well as getting our third form. I don't want to risk anyone, especially Ryoko, over that. Angels are tough mother fuckers, and the Americans are probably still lurking.

>>32928808
http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P Intro crap post
>>32928811
She is in no condition to do much of anything

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>>32928684
>“Don’t forget the dice not really liking us that much.”
Yep.
I swear the whole thing looked less goofy in my head.
Would it be possible to do the discount thing with Hate Engine? If not, Carnage Knight would be the second pick and I guess if neither is ok then I guess Sword and Shield would be the third pick. If all three of them are invalid picks for the discount thing, then I guess I just give up.

>>32928869
Could we make an abomination-style surgeon?

>>32928842
You bloody well know my opinions on the ursine threat

>>32928720
>[] Go alone

About how much we have.left in our third form?

The reason I'd rather not go alone is it seems likely we'll run out at the worst time.

Also, isn't the Smiling Man gonna blow this whole demi-plane up pretty soon?

>>32928720
>[x] Go alone

>>32928720
>[] Go alone

Monologue, what are your favorite synonyms for butts? And what are your favorite antonyms for the same?

>>32928869
I told yall we might want to bring heal dude along this time but nooo.

>>32928888
Ha ha, that looks really cool!

Sure, hate engine discounted.

>>32928901
Sorry to say no.

Going it alone seems to be winning?

>>32928920
This is all fairly new to you so you have no idea how long you have left in it.

>>32928720
Can we give Ryoko a pat on the... actually nevermind. It would probably just hurt.

Maybe a touch of happy energy? She's probably not all that happy right now.
>>32928974
>Sure, hate engine discounted.
>2SPXP

Can we buy it now? It's supah cheap!

>>32928910
So, it was really tricky to work the Liesmith into doing this and I found ou-...is...is that a Cicada?

What is it...oh god...that poor Berzerker...

Anyways, disturbing things aside, you got any plans to deal with them? Because at this rate the bears will destroy us before the Apocalypse.

As a show of faith, yes, I am planning on betraying you later, and no, I don't really know anyone else able to deal with the threat. Family isn't too trusting even when I say something reasonable.

>>32928992
>>Sure, hate engine discounted.
>>2SPXP
>
>Can we buy it now? It's supah cheap!
If we still have time, I'll second it.

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Buy Hate Engine now

cheap as fuck and probably gonna be real useful soon..

>>32928992
Ill third it if its an option.

>>32928971
Bum, backside, rear end. Don't much care for the word buttocks, and glutes just sounds creepy.

Antonym is top I guess?

>>32928974
>Sure, hate engine discounted.
Holy crap we can do that now? Neat.

>>32929040
I'll be honest, I've taken to referring to asses as "dem fins".

>>32929041
An anon asked for it so it is getting a trial run. We will see how it works out.

Hate engine bought, resuming writing.

>>32929005
Yeah, I think we're crazy, but do we have to deal with bears too?

>>32928974
I'm with >>32928856
Staying here is the best way not to lose our 'Zerker, Fuego, Demon Spawn, and Plant *all* to the 'muricans.

I guess we're going to have to take Hiroshi with us next time. Or just never take anyone else with us ever again because we can't trust their regen to work.

>>32929096
>implying america can take on plantbro
>implying the western hemisphere can take on plantbro
Aside from that I vaguely remember Mendel being British.

>>32929148
>I vaguely remember Mendel being British.
Because she is.

>>32929148
Don't you know? Everywhere is America.

>>32929126
Or we could murder Hiroshi and pray that we can steal a healing ability from him.

It's totally not a retarded plan.

>>32929126
We can trust it to work as long as we don't take them against things designed specifically to beat them.
>>32929159
Tell that to Vietnam.

>>32929096
Bears are not only capable of, but actively are taking advantage of every tear in causality to gain more and more strength.

I've only got one lead, a Westerner by the name of Steven Colbear, which in itself is suspicious. There's also a few folk gods in Russia and adjoining territories, as well as your standard Druidic muck. I'm somewhat...indisposed, but feel free to attack the bear menace on your own time.

Unless you break it too often.

Maybe look to Akira for guidance, though I doubt he can see into the untime.

I shall see what other info I can pull up if I can reach yo again, i.s gettti.. khard ttt[STATIC]

>>32929184
>We can trust it to work as long as we don't take them against things designed specifically to beat them.
Oh come on. How were we supposed to know that the quincies had anti-berserker arrows.

That's, like, just... Why would they even bring those? Why in the world would they bring anti-berserker equipment to go hunt down a weird Japanese god thing?

I didn't even know that they had these arrows. I thought quincies were totally and horribly outclassed by berserkers and they only didn't get wiped out by em because Loki helped them directly in their wars.

Ok, I guess it does make a little sense what with all of the quincy pastebins having "lotsa cool gear!" as a skill and the fact that Loki would probably make some sort of asshole contration to help them win instead of going onto the battlefield himself, but still. Fucking nazis...

>>32929148

How do you feel about losing one or two of them to them?

How many FB's has Bobbi burnt trying to keep Ryoko alive, and how many do you think will be available should Mendel attack the easy targets?

THE GREAT ME is down, Caede is distracted. Ryoko is completely down. Justine can't protect three people solo and keep everyone alive.

Mendel is the target bitch long term, and she's on the list already.

>>32929221
Plus things are so fudged up, Loki is in here asking for help, tripcode and all.

>>32929243
Well I am pretty sure it was mentioned that they fought with each other all the time back in the day so it wasnt that unexpected. Plus fucking Loki.

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You move to pat Ryoko but think better of it as that would probably just hurt a lot. You clear your throat and look over your injured companions and make a decision. “Well then you cowardly and suspicious lot, I am going to nip out for a bit. Grab a fag, maybe stop off at the market for a tick. You know, the usual stuff.” You say turning.

“W-wait sensei! Let me come with you. I can help you.” Ryoko says the demonic symbols holding her down.

Your plant lets out a small huff of displeasure as you walk over and extend your happy field a bit. “Now, now don’t be like that. Tell you what, you be a good girl for Matilda there and I will give you a reward when I get back. Wouldn’t that be nice?” You ask. Some chocolates or something maybe.

“Ah that a r-reward? No, you need help, I mean I do want a reward but.” She furrows her brow as she thinks about it. Man, girl must enjoy Cadbury

“Stay good, stay well, I will be back before you can say the true name of the unspoken who strides between stars.” You explain before sonidoing away.

You push your speed to make it to the tower before the angels. You gaze up at the twisted black thing, pure midnight given form within the- “No time for all that nonsense.” You say kicking in the door and running in.

As you step in you get pulled to the far wall by warped gravity and discover the tower seems to be rather like a massive single floor, as opposed to traditional towers which are made of infinite stairs. You look up at the door and see the light flooding in is shrinking as the wall seems to scab or scar over. The sound of some sort of music fills the tower making you tilt your head in thought. You listen to the easy sounds for a few moments then blink in realization. “Is that Barry White?” You ask confused.
(1/2)

Why not make a truce with the angels and just get this over with?

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What you should really be asking is are those flower petals scattered on the ground there. You blink and look down to see rose petals lining the floor leading to a room at the other end of the hall. You sniff the air and decide the god is not in that room. Of course you know you only have a little while until the angels show up and start wrecking shit, so you have to make a choice. The scent of something familiar hangs in the air but you can't quite place it.

[] Follow the smell of God, see where it leads you.
[] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.
[] Wait for the angels, stage an ambush
[] Other, please specify
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>>32929333
>>32929346
Or try and make a truce with the angels. That is also a potential option.

>>32929346
>[x] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.
I am curious where the rose petals came from.

>>32929346
>[x] Follow the smell of God, see where it leads you.

>>32929326
>Well then you cowardly and suspicious lot, I am going to nip out for a bit.

Whelp, Mendel just got some massive DNA bank upgrades. I hope you're happy fighting demon zombie fusion Fuego-Ryoko now.

>>32929397
After this is all over we nuke the city. Vaporize all of the blood spatters.

>>32929346
>[] Follow the smell of God, see where it leads you.

angles are delish

>>32929346
>[] Follow the smell of God, see where it leads you.
We need us some more divine options.
>>32929397
They'll be fiiiine. That scrub demon killed a whole street full of mendels crowd.

>>32929397
That would be shitty QMing on AE's part, so I doubt it.

Also shitty would be if everyone had to be in the tower at some point to survive, and AE neglected to remind us.

>>32929346
>[X] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.

I wonder if we could work temporarily with the angels? Or would it be better to just hide and stuff and have them trip whatever trap is hidden in the tower?

>>32929346
>The scent of something familiar hangs in the air but you can't quite place it.
>[x] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.
Plantdoka?!

>>32929453
Depends on the angels I suppose.

>>32929416
>>32929432

Yes, lets abandon the injured members of our team (some of the strongest by the way) while there's a bunch of weirdos still running around who like kidnapping and experimenting on paranormal abnormalities to weaponize them.

Great idea, no problem, Good Job Everybody.

aparte loathsome indeed captcha.

>>32929482
Big difference between being abandoned and being looked after by the actual strongest member and possible second strongest member.

>>32929316
Well, it WAS unexpected, but not in an asspull way but more of a "oh okay that makes sense now we're going to rip your throat out through yer anus 'cause you hurt our best scrub" unexpected.

>>32929346
> [] Follow the smell of God, see where it leads you.
Fuck that, let's go chow down on some grindage. And I wonder what kind of reward Ryoko wants...

I bet it's caramel. She doesn't seem the chocolate type.

>>32929346
Try and make a deal with the angels.

We can just eat them after anyways, when they are weakened.

>>32929524
Who are both busy keeping the other two alive.

Combat Triage is a bit more complicated when you have to apply pressure to the wound while dodging a space laser.

>>32929482
1) Mendel already has med-high tier gods and angels for material.
2) She has already straight up said that she wants nothing to do with Risa. At all. Stay the fuck away.

Those two facts combine to say that she is highly unlikely to mess with our friends. They aren't an improvement over what she already has to work with and she probably doesn't want Risa focused in on destroying all of her stuff. Getting a handful of rank 40-50s at the cost of having Risa set on fucking your shit up just isn't worth it.

>>32929346
>[] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.
rose petals... where have we seen that before... I bet the french are behind this.

>>32929346
>[] Follow the rose petals, you are a sucker for a good performance.

>>32929528
>not glorious mint master race.
>>32929556
Feugos had worse and ryoko is in a good enough state that they need to stop her trying to help so she isn't going to die if they take a couple seconds to kill some cancer fuckers. Also the yanks own the Ion cannon and I doubt it can be fired through the weird barrier around the city.

Looks like the vote went to rose petals by a hair? Writing writing

>>32929561
That's certainly a point: she and her ilk are smart enough to know to not risk pissing off Risa if there's not enough of a payout.

>>32851800

>“Oh, the angels sort of blew up most of Mendel’s things, ended a bit poorly for her group. They did something to each other, I wasn’t really paying attention one of those angels has a fantastic bum you see. It wiggled as he fought so I was a little distracted.” Smilie says. “Alright, a lot distracted. You will know it when you see it.” Smilies says.

Don't think Mendel's really a problem anymore.

>>32929528
>>32929622
Chocolate? Caramel? Mint?
Did you two miss that Ryoko is a viking? There's only one thing she wants from Risa, and it ain't any of those.
It's delicious honey for her mead.
And normally you save that for marriage, the shameless hussy. I'm so proud.

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You are a sucker for a good performance, you follow the trail of flower petals to a door where the music seems to originate from. You test the latch and it swings open at once and before you step in you coat yourself in cero energy. You step in and see, sitting by a large fire in an overly fluffy bathrobe Mr. Smilie. He turns to you and swishes a glass containing Cognac, a Rémy Martin I believe, and pours the alcohol over his mask. “Well, Risa, what a surprise to see you here. I didn’t expect you to show up unannounced and come barging in when I am at my most vulnerable.” He explains the expensive liquor pouring down his mask.

You look around your eyebrow raised in confusion. You see a bearskin rug, a large bed with several ornate pillows, and the strangest familiar scent permeating the room. You tilt your head as Smilie pours himself another glass. “Please, make yourself comfortable.” He insists.

“Not going to lie here mate, I have no idea what the hell you are on about.” You explain “Should- do we fight now?” You ask. Don’t look at me, why is everyone trying to seduce you anyway?

“Oh, we can fight if you want, but don’t you think such rough foreplay is a bit much for our reunion?” He wonders.

You are about to answer when you feel the tower shake as the angels break in. You feel your angel parts vibrate as their energy sings in chorus with your own and it honestly makes you feel really uncomfortable. They fly past the room you are in and seem to be following the god. “Shit, they are after the god.” You say and Smilie shrugs.
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“What does it matter? Why don’t we lose ourselves in the Jacuzzi?” Smilie asks wasting more of the expensive alcohol.

You are about to respond when you feel the angels express confusion. They reached the god but rather than a big dramatic fight there is just the strange sense of not understanding. You suspect you have a little bit before the angels break through smilie’s cloaking.

Ask something? Do something?
[] What was all this for anyway?
[] Attack! Death to the smilie!
[] Why are you so familiar to me?
[] Other, please specify
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>>32929893
[x] Why are you so familiar to me?
[x] Other
"You can get drunk through your mask? That why you're wasting that alcohol?"

>>32929893
>[] Why are you so familiar to me?
Why do you feel almost exactly like that french hollow I killed a long time agon?

>>32929893
>[x] Why are you so familiar to me?
Yes, yes. We know you're me but we think that that might not be entirely accurate.

I swear this guy is going to end up being someone we went and forgot about and Azure's going to throw up his hands at us being retarded because it's probably rather obvious but fuck me there's no way we're gonna get it.

>>32929840
You're right. We are such fools.

>>32929893
[] What was all this for anyway?
Because seriously, this is a tad much.

>>32929893
>[x] Poke the Smilie
>[x] What was all this for anyway?

>>32929893
"Can you pass me some of that Cognac first?"

>>32929893
>[x] Why are you so familiar to me?

[] Other, please specify
kill da angels. they cheat a baseball

>>32929956
Well shit dude, this has gone on for a long time. Its been an epic chronicling of our rise from lowly asshole cat ghost to slightly less of an asshole undead cat abomination.

>>32929893
See if he's eally us.

Mention bears.

>>32930055
I don't think Risa is any less of an asshole, she's just more distracted.

He's the stalker teacher, isn't he.

>>32930107
Nah, she has the ability to select people as friends and enemies now.

Mr. Smilie is probably a Risa from a world that might have been if not for FB

>>32930178
Or maybe the dimension where the coinflip came up male

>>32930107
The way I see it right now she is less of an asshole to buddy's and randomers but focuses the pent up asshole on things she hates.

>>32929893
"I should warn you, I have no idea how to do sex. I'm pretty sure I was really good at it when I was alive, but now? Unless your pants are filled with cicadas, I don't think this is going to end how you wanted it to."

>>32930196
She is mostly inadvertently an asshole to buddies. She's still an asshole to allies, more of an asshole to people she's not associated with, and very much an asshole to enemies.

>>32929893
>[] Why are you so familiar to me?
Am I the only one growing seriously concerned that Smiley is Monologue?

>>32930243
It is always a possibility.

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“Of course it bleeding matters. Why wouldn’t it matter? Look at you all dolled up and pretty, making me run around a bit, you are a right cunt you are.” You growl making smilie pause.

“Hold on, this should have worked.” They say confused.

“For that matter why are you so familiar to me anyway? Have I killed you before?” You ask.

“Well, I mean that was supposed to be the big reveal and-“ They pull a book from their poofy bathrobe and start thumbing through the pages.

They are reading when the door opens and your angel parts start vibrating in concert louder than before. Standing in the doorway are a trio of angels in black suits and ties. The lead is a young faced man with long legs, gentle curling blonde hair, and hips which make you think he might be a girl for a moment. Behind him is a muscular man, ugly by human standards, with scars which cover his hands, face, and you suspect, his body. The last angel is a young girl holding a doll, her eyes wide eyed and curious.

The lead angel glances at you and then steps in something behind his back. “Are you the one responsible for this?” he asks his voice carrying a note of angelic grace to it.

“Hm? Responsible for what? The music? The tower? The shield?” Smilie wonders not looking up.

In reply the angel throws out a mass of flesh and machinery burning with divine power. The thing looks like it was a god, at least at one time, but something took a hammer and chisel to it. A single eye remains unfocused and several arms jut out from its side, weakly grasping at the air. Smilie looks over the godthing and shakes his head.

“Oh, that? No, some humans were responsible for that. I just popped in, killed them all, and nicked it. It was pretty easy actually why?” Smilie asks.
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>>32930243
I thought about that as well.
>>32930229
Well we aren't making any more disappointments so we are automatically less of an asshole

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The angel stares at smilie and nods slowly. “Our orders were to find it and to ensure its elimination. Were it to be something designed by the humans we were to ensure the ones who made it were destroyed. It seems you did part of our mission for us” The lead angel explains pulling out a small silver dagger.

“Wait! Hold on, could you let Risa eat it?” Smilie asks. “See it was a lot of work economically crushing shrines and all that just to draw her out here. Sen-Chan had to work with the people and I had to do a bunch of fighting. Honestly it was quite the ordeal.”

“What? What was all this about anyway?” You ask crossing your arms and making Smilie throw his glass of brandy into the fire.

“About? About? Why it was about you of course!” He shouts tearing off his mask and robe to reveal…

A female hollow with pink hair and cat like ears on her head. Lola puts her hands on her hips and lets out a small huff of delight as you stare confused at her. “Hey, hey, were you impressed? You were right? Geez, I was super mysterious and then revealed myself so of course you would be swooning. This whole thing was to make you some food to eat you know.” She explains sliding up to you and twirling her finger on your side, gently making a trail. “I put in a lot of work to impress you and make you tasty stuff to eat and it is all thanks to this book.” She explains pulling out the book she was reading. “A sure fire way to break into your Lover’s Heart.” She explains proudly.

What? Huh? That’s… but hold on. What?

[] Point out you are a hollow and thus, technically, don’t have a heart.
[] Ask the angels something
[] What?
[] Other, please specify
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>>32930243
WE MUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM JAGERBOMBS AND SHORT FIN AND RYOKO AND SNAZZY

THOSE ARE OUR THINGS

>>32930297
>Point out you are a hollow and thus, technically, don’t have a heart.

>>32930297
[X] Ask the angels something.

"Do you guys have any idea what the hell is going on?"

>>32930297
first we
>[] What?
then we
>[] Point out you are a hollow and thus, technically, don’t have a heart.

>[] Other, please specify
"Still, mad props to you. You've officially become #1 stalker. Congratulations."

>>32930297
[x] Point out you are a hollow and thus, technically, don’t have a heart.
[x] Other
I have to admit, I'm kind of impressed. I thought Rape Sloth had her completely, and that she'd never escape his clutches.
I think she actually deserves a bit of praise for this.

And we are totally eating that godthing.
Fuck the Angels getting a chance to destroy it.

>>32930297
"It was pretty impressive I'll admit. Only downside was I forgot to bring a white mage to the party."

>>32930297
Lola was totally my second guess.

Well, it was going to be, but I thought she was a joke character at this point. Guess not.

Neato!

>[x] Ask the angels something
Can we have the thing? Does seem like a waste to just destroy it. It's effectively destroyed if I eat it anyway.

>>32930297
Perhaps we should eat that god thing then respond. Also be bloody careful because she appears to be the only vasto lorde or whatever that didn't get fiddled with.

>>32930346
no Lola was the other cat girl hollow.

>>32930351
>>32930346
Maybe ask the Angels if we can destroy it (via eating, but they don't need to know that until it's too late).
I mean, they seem okay with other people doing their missions for them, and all.

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>>32930297
>[] Other, please specify
"...I'm sorry, have we met?"

>>32930346
Nah, Lola Laluna never had anything to do with Rape-sloth, that was the other girl on team Samael.

Lola showed up back when we were plotrock and Jager went evil, and helped us unfuck Jager's mind.

Oh yeah, attempt an awkward thank you for that.

>>32930297
Read the book. If she followed the steps correctly...well, least we can do is grow a heart and let her break it open, right?

>>32930387
Now I see risa growing a heart and ripping it out to toss it at her.

>>32930297
"Who's Sen-Chan? Also, was that book specifically made for a hideous mongol of various conflicting kinds of spooky monsters?"

>>32930297
>"One of the voices in my head was totally asking where the hell you were constantly for the last few months."
>Knock head a few times
>"Oi. Found her. Found us. Whatever."

>>32930380
>Lola showed up back when we were plotrock and Jager went evil, and helped us unfuck Jager's mind.

>Oh yeah, attempt an awkward thank you for that.
Oh shit. I had forgotten about that.

Lola is quite based.

Right I am going to the land of Nod guys, try not get fucked up by the crazy cat lady with unknown powers.
Land of Nod might be a cool name for a wonderland/Max dreamwalker combo or something if such a thing was possible.

>>32930297
>>32930371

>[] Other

Lola? From Space Jam? Is Space Jam even a thing right now?

>>32930424
Probably the teacher.

>>32930436
>Shifting labyrinth
>Fists and feet keep striking out of the walls via BtR Dreamwalker teleport.

>>32930359
Yeah let's just eat it now.

Maybe ask Laluna if she can kick them out of the pocket dimension?

>>32930446

It came out in 1996! Risa is very hip and up to date with popular culture

>>32930270
>The last angel is a young girl holding a doll, her eyes wide eyed and curious.
Can you describe the doll?
I like dolls.
Maybe we can talk to doll angel about dolls.

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“Oh, I was wondering where you got off to. One of me was wondering that anyway. Thanks for that whole Jager thing by the way, really helped us out of a situation.” You explain scratching your head and making Lola get a sort of three shaped smile. How did she do that?!

“Hm hm! Just like the book said the fastest way to someone’s heart is through their stomach.” Lola says proudly.

“Right, about all that. You know we are hollows, right? Thus we don’t have hearts.” You say making Lola blink and freeze. “Remember? We were ghosts, and then we got so spooky our chains broke? Then we got a big white mask and a sort of large hole formed. Right in our middle? Right around our heart parts? Then we became arrancars but the hole is still there?’ You ask her going wide eyed. “Just stop me when you start remembering any of this.”

She opens her mouth to speak then closes it, then opens, then closes it again. This goes on for a moment or two before she straightens herself up, walks passed the angels and you, and shuts the door behind her. You stand there in silence for a few moments and look around. “She, uh, did she just leave?” You ask. “She is coming back right?”

She wouldn’t just go right? I mean, just like leave? You are quiet for a moment or two then say. “No, I think she is pretty much gone.” Yeah, no, that chick is out. “Should we, I mean. Should we go after her?” You ask. I think the whole can’t get to your heart thing was a bit of a shocker to her. “Huh. Well, here we are, three angels and a cat all standing around a, uh, god part.” You say clearing your throat.

As the angel raises his blade you realize he is going for the god part!

[] Wait, hold on, be super convincing. Look, you are angelly and you are thus trustworthy, talk it out with them so you can destroy it.
[] Attack! Rip and tear!
[] Let them destroy it.
[] Other, please specify

>>32930540
>[] Attack! Rip and tear!

we're going to eat everything in this room, have a nice glass of cognac and not use a coaster and then give Lola a nice long scratch behind the ears

>>32930540
"Uhm...alright, I'm gonna go see if I can fix that, be right back."

Grab the God part as we walk out.

>>32930540
>[] Other, please specify

Can we combine Wonderland and Dreamwalker to teleport in and steal the god part and get out of dodge?

>>32930540
>[] Wait, hold on, be super convincing. Look, you are angelly and you are thus trustworthy, talk it out with them so you can destroy it.
Eat it first. Then maybe fight the three killing machines once we've nabbed the god-y powerup.

>>32930599
You want to try to eat and run away you mean? It is something you can try.

>>32930619

Yes, if we get caught, we can rip and tear.

Risa failed her diplomancer classes

>>32930619
late for school toast?

I can dig it

>>32930540
>[x] Wait, hold on, be super convincing. Look, you are angelly and you are thus trustworthy, talk it out with them so you can destroy it.
Why would God your boss God make me able to eat stuff like this if he didn't want me doing it?

And it's effectively destroying it anyway. And Mendel's a cock and I want to get powerups to go after her anyway.


Or alternatively,
>[x] Other
Use our new Hate Engine and Dream Walker stuff to GO FAST and eat the thing before they even know what the fuck just happened.

>>32930540
> [x] Grab the god and chase after Lola.

Wow. We were just inadvertently an asshole. Again. I feel bad about that.

Lola was going to leave no matter what, wasn't she.

>>32930619
Can we use Wonderland to trick them into thinking the God thing got up and walked off?

>>32930643

Hate Engine+Dreamwalker sounds like it would be the safest way to secure the God parts.

Add in a little Wonderland to throw them off too.

>>32930540
>[x] Wait, hold on, be super convincing. Look, you are angelly and you are thus trustworthy, talk it out with them so you can destroy it.

Whats interesting is with dreamwalker now at 320 feet if we spam 3-4 of them in a row we can get pretty damn far away from anything.

So grabbing it and running is the currently wanted option with people wanting to try and wonderland the angels?

Writing now.

>>32930661
No

>>32930722
>No
Fuck. I like Lola. I guess the heart thing really was a shit option.;

>>32930722
Wait no I forgot, that Wonderland doesn't work on Angels because they see God's Truth.

Let's try talking.

>>32930735
Well yeah, why would you guys be rude to her, since she's been really helpful in the past.

>>32930722
Honestly, just let them have it, and try and follow Lola.

Maybe mention that we can unlock our Memories of Humanity or whatever eventually, we just don't know how yet?

>>32930772
I don't think they even realized the heart thing was rude.

>>32930772
she honestly kind of asked for it using a cheap how to romance book.

>>32930772

To be honest, I kinda fear for Jager with Lola around. She's kind of a creepy stalker and might decide to get rid of competitors once the time is right.

>>32930816
Eh, I think they're fine. She doesn't seem to be the "Risa is mine and mine alone" type, what with her actively colluding with her other two stalkers.

>>32930816
But our literal last encounter with Lola was her helping us save Jager.

She was the only one who heard us when we were in a plot rock anyway.

I don't see any reason to view her as untrustworthy thus far.

>>32930816
I'm honestly hoping Risa eats her one day. Just for the "Thanks for the help from before." While trying to eat her.

>>32930812
The heart thing was rude? I'm confused as to how it would be rude.

>>32930874
It was less rude and more a shock to her system because she didn't think of that.

>>32930874
Well, it was basically pointing out that Lola was basing everything on a misunderstanding and that Lola can't literally capture Risa's heart.

Basically, Lola and Risa are weird.

>no roll
I think we fucked up guys.

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“Was I mean to her?” You ask. Hard to say really.

I mean, you get right down to it maybe she was just shocked about her plan to get into your heart and your pants didn’t work and had to go lay down? “I am wearing a dress though.” You point out. That is also a good point, you wearing a dress means she wasn’t able to get in your pants. Or she could be now sharpening her knives and shredding up her Risa club membership card, honestly when it comes to people we have a sort of bad track record at understanding.

While you have your mental debate about a cat girl you form a portal behind you. You slip your foot into the portal and it comes out by the eye. You grab it and pull it through, holding it close to you. The angels turn and look at you, their eyes starting to glow with divine intent. The lead angel points his blade at you and you quickly dream walk out of the room and the tower itself. You are momentarily shaken as the tower gravity lets go of you and the world’s gravity takes effect. You up your cloaking as you devour the little god thing, eyeball juice bursting with sensual flavor and nearly drowning you with how succulent and moist it is; and then options appear before you.

10spxp

800xp

No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)
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>>32931000
>No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)

>>32931000
>No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)

gotta protect EF farming

Risafarism (sp?) is young and vulnerable

>>32931000
>No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)

Date Rape Island is ours forever

>>32931000
Define "god territory"? I'm fairly sure the Rape Island would be one, but would the shrine be another?

>>32931000
>No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)
Yes, please.

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You could have just asked them you know. “Easier to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission. Not like they are going to be-“ As you say that the energy around the town starts to shimmer. Reality starts reasserting itself as the barrier fades.

Seems the god thing you just ate was what was fueling it, you see people start to shimmer into existence and you hear screams as the destroyed buildings overwrite the buildings in the real world.

You duck into the house you hid your group in to find your group is still there, and the owners of the house are currently not. You feel insane vibrations as the angels let out a pulse of energy as they either transform or get super pissed or something. What do you want to do?

[] Get out of the town now, hide at your shrine where you will be safe until this all blows over
[] Nah, fight the angels. May as well have a go at it and what’s the worst that could happen.
[] The worst that could happen is they will kill you I think. Maybe you could try reasoning with them? Say sorry for not asking first? Something like that?
[] Risa seeks forgiveness from no man! Oh fuck we forget Ryoko's reward for being a good girl.
[] Other, please specify
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>>32931000
> No soliciting: Form a barrier around your god territories (D)
Oh. WOW. I like this. I really like this. Time to turn Rape Island into our own private getaway.

... We need a new name for that place. It sends all the wrong messages.

>>32931042
No, just rape island. The shrine is just where you are squatting.

No soliciting seems to be winning it.

>>32931047
[] Get out of the town now, hide at your shrine where you will be safe until this all blows over
[] Risa seeks forgiveness from no man! Oh fuck we forget Ryoko's reward for being a good girl.

Uh, so. I say No Soliciting, then get all of us to Maybe Rape Island and lay low for a bit.

>>32931047
>[x] Other
Get Ryoko and Fuego back to the Shrine to see Hiroshi, and get backup to take out the angels.

>>32931047
>[] The worst that could happen is they will kill you I think. Maybe you could try reasoning with them? Say sorry for not asking first? Something like that?

Buy time while

[] Other, please specify: Have your group evacuate back to the shrine and bring reinforcements (Plant, Caede, Jager, Werewolfu)

Just in case our negotiations don't go smoothly

>>32931047
>[x] Get out of the town now, hide at your shrine where you will be safe until this all blows over

Hide under the bed, they'll never find us there

>>32931065

Natsuki and Lucifer protect the shrine, our shrine is a safe place for now.

>>32931081
Caede won't leave Fuego and honestly bringing her to fight 3 angels seems kinda dumb. She'd get rekt.

>>32931094

Oh right, I forgot. Caede can stay with Fuego

MONOLOGUE!

How is Risa enjoying the World Cup this year?

>>32931049
Semi-consensual sex island?

>>32931047
Does an angel's sword just...vanish when the angel dies? Or does it go blank/powerless angelsteel sword?

We could commission lilith to make some angelsteel gauntlets for her to wear. Let her keep the excess as payment.

>>32931047
>[x] Get out of the town now, hide at your shrine where you will be safe until this all blows over

We should at least head to the shrine to deposit the wounded.

>>32931141
It vanishes.

>>32931047
No soliciting, and let's just leave.

Maybe carve "Sorry" into the wall.

>>32931137
Rape But Only If You Sign This Consent Form Which Doesn't Really Make It Rape But Instead More Like Roleplay Island?

... Eh, doesn't really roll off the tongue like Rape Island does.

>>32931047
Let's take our wounded to Hiroshi's post haste.

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>>32928684
My friend drew this and wanted me to post it cause he's not caught up, enjoy

>>32931194
Your friend's a cool guy

I'm hoping the next few devourings isn't all that good with copycat. That way we can work on getting that time effect for another Old one effect.

It will likely take some time for any allies to be mobilized.

Seems buggering off to the shrine is winning it?

>>32931194
Tell your friend that looks pretty awesome!

>>32931255
>Seems buggering off to the shrine is winning it?
Sure. Maybe send a sound illusion to go say sorry for taking the thing but it's totally destroyed?

We can do that now, right? Send sound illusions to do things?

>>32931255
We have Garganta and gravity powers right?

>>32931255
Can we send our mouth to tell the Plant to bugger off with our allies back to the shrine, while we stall with the angels?

Because our main concern is getting them to a place where they can get healed.

>>32931343
You could sent parts of you to tell them that yes. But that would also leave you fighting three angels and transporting your comrades will likely take some time.

>>32931371
I'd rather just vamoose, thank you. We've got what we've came for and it's not like the angels are going to be any more pissed off at us than they already are.

>>32931322
You have a garganta and some control over gravity, yes.

However Hueco Mundo is full of demons and a fallen angel who is sort of a D-bag.

Continuing with running away.

>>32931429
Could we attempt to multitask it by detaching and teleporting a mouth/ear combo to apologize or something?

>>32931454
You can only sent out one "Part" of your body and it is actually pretty hard to make

The current plan is you will send out an illusion to tell the angels you are super sorry and it is destroyed as of now while running back to the shrine.

>>32931520
Yeah that works.

>>32931520
We could send an ear with the illusion so that we could actually head their response?

>>32931550
>head
hear*

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“I think it is time for us to get out of town.” You say listening to the angry angels start to mobilize.

Get out of town! “No, that wasn’t… I wasn’t using slang. I mean we should really run back to the shrine because the God squad is sort of angry at me for reasons I do not care to figure out.” We are bad with people. “I don’t think angels count as people.” You explain.

You gather your group and send off an illusion to tell the angels you are super sorry about taking that thing from them, but it is totally destroyed now. While it is going off to do illusion things you wrap Ryoko in tentacles and start to fly off. You avoid gargantaing in order to not give the demons filling Hueco Mundo an easy target. Luckily, both you and Caede are able to fly without using go juice because of your wings, so the two of you are able to transport your comrades carefully. Your plant goes ahead of you to warn Hiroshi about having wounded, or heavily implied they were going to imply at Hiroshi you have wounded since they are just a plant and plants do not talk. “Man, this is bad. Really bad, angels can show up and ice me and-“ You start.

What? Why would that happen? “Whoza what now?” You ask. Well, I mean their mission is over with and while they may be sort of pissed off at you it’s not like angels target injured people just because they are injured right? Angels are like trains who follow the rails called orders or god or something. Look, the metaphor was a lot more poetic in my head. “So why am I hauling ass back to the shrine?” You wonder.
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>>32931550
>Ear.

An ear with the eye of loki in it. How would it move anyway?

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Because your companions are injured and the faster you move the less time they will have to be in transit, and I may be totally wrong and they could be getting a whole host down here to kick your ass. You agree that is an excellent point and sent more energy into your wings, making the landscape around you radiate with violet. You hear animals laughing as you fly through the air, your angelic footsteps creating a pretty obvious effect as you soar through the skies at full speed. As you arrive back at the shrine you find a whole group of nofunigami are waiting for you. You deposit your injured allies to them and sigh.

“Hey, Ri-chan, that’s a new look for you. Ah, you were so happy to see me you wanted to get all dressed up for a fancy date?” Hiroshi asks as his scrubs take your group from you.

“Nice try lad but-“ You start but your body hissing as it runs out of gas makes you freeze.

Like flecks of paint your dress and skin start falling off revealing underneath it is your first form. You look over your bent sword and tilt your head as you wonder why it kicked you back to this level. I am sure there is a soul science reason for it.

You are now back at the shrine. Your joy juice can is totally empty, and you are sort of sleepy.

Well, what to do first?
[] Go see Jager about something
[] Go see Sin-Fin, she needs more screen time
[] Go find a present for Ryoko
[] Talk to someone else, you literally have a shrine full of people
[] Other, please specify

Talk about what you want to do, who you want to see, questions you have, etc. I am going to grab a shower real fast.
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>>32931652
Well, we could try to figure out how to make it up to Lola. She did set up a meal for us with a really cool power in a fashion that in retrospect would have been what Risa would've done. And she did help Jager become not crazy.

So... talk to Jager about that? And then figure out an awesome get well soon present for Ryoko? But what would she want? Honey?

>>32931652
>[x] Go find a present for Ryoko
Get that bitch a clock. Bitches love clocks.

Or not. I'm not well informed as to what it is that bitches love. Maybe a fancy jacket? But we'd just steal it and it doesn't feel like a real gift if you steal it, unless it's -really- nice.

I'd almost suggest a macaroni picture, but we're not 5.

>>32931652
Ask around about Lola Laluna.

Like are any of the Arrancar who used to work for the first Samael we killed still around? Maybe they know where she hangs out.

>>32931652
>[x] Go see Jager about something
Talk to her about Lola.
Lola DID do us a good turn, and should be rewarded.

>>32931652
>[x] Go find a present for Ryoko

a dragon dildo?

>>32931652
>[X] Go find a present for Ryoko

>>32931778
But where are we going to find a dragon, and how are we going to convince them to give up one of their dildoes? They hoard their hoard obsessively, after all.

>>32931652
>[X] Go find a present for Ryoko

>>32931652
Ryoko only has pictures of naked people. Let's get a naked picture of us for her!! Show off those private bits we normally keep hidden like our liver

>ungodliness gingistr
Also apparently the captcha thinks Lucifer is responsible for MTV. I'm inclined to agree, if only so we can destroy MTV.

>>32931809
The were wolf is a dragon thingy, right?

>>32931652
Attempt knitting.

>>32931652
Order of stuff
>Ryoko's gift
>See if Sin-Fin and see if she's still terrifying and if ever decided whether she wants to help us fight Fenrir
>See Jager
>Try to find Lola and say that if she wants to do stuff, hanging out in the shrine ups the odds by a lot all on its own
>Play games with Bitey and Whitey and Carlos
>Ride the roomba
>Smoke with Hiroshi
>Flex at Fuego to attempt to instigate a flex-off. If Ryoko is healed, maybe her and Jager can join in and we can all flex at eachother.

>>32931843
Sounds good to me.

>>32931819
I'm pretty sure she's seen us naked loads of times.

>>32931834
Well played, clerks. Well played.

>>32931843
Swap Sin-Fin with Lola (Lola did good and Sin-Fin might need a bit more time) and I'm good.

>>32931982
Yeah, but I don't think she has a picture

>>32931989
>Swap Sin-Fin with Lola (Lola did good and Sin-Fin might need a bit more time) and I'm good.
Sure.

>>32931834
'I read on the internet that Dragon Dildos were awsome for sex so I got you the dildoest dragon here.' While holding up Shiba

You may now chortle with amusement

So a honey flavored clockwork dragon dildo? I do not think they make those.

>>32932115
the best gifts are made

>>32932115

Inventory will find a way

>>32932115
I have the best idea.

Let's go the antique shop and ask Ryoko's grandmother what a good present would be.

>>32932115
Strip down Shiba, give her a clock, pour honey on her, hand her to Ryoko.

I think that is what Anons want.

>>32932115
just get her some Honey Mead.

and by some I mean an oil tanker's worth

>>32932115
Does she like cakes? The kind that have people inside of them and then they hop out are fun.

>>32932164
Got to make sure to place the person inside before you start baking though.

>>32932154
Let's do this. Tie Shiba up first....ryoko is gonna be so happy!

So you want to try and offer Shiba to Ryoko as a reward?

Writing now.

>>32932308
no...

I have no clue what to get her but even my socially-retarded ass knows that this is a bad idea.

>>32932308
No, just get her honeyed mead.

And check with her grandmother what else she might like.

>>32932308
I... was almost positive it was a joke? Maybe?

... Fuck it, if you're already writing, then might as well see what happens.

>>32932331
>Risa
>caring

If you want to change it you are more than welcome to.

Just alcohol then? Some context would be welcome here.

This is what terrifies me in this quest. I have no idea when something's going to be a hilarious event and when it's going to be a massive clusterfuck of I wish we hadn't done that. The Shiba thing could go either way easily.

>>32932393
I honestly have no clue. The tanker of mead and talking to grandma sounds like the sensible thing, but the Shiba thing sounds hilarious.

>>32932393

Offer both Shiba and alcohol

>>32932393
honey mead and a coup for one free fluffy tail session

>>32932393
Just talk to the grandma, because we are awful at this.

>>32932416

We could try the sensible gift first, and then if Ryoko is receptive (or we find Shiba working her moves on Sin-Fin without her fully realizing how to work her free will thing), then we reveal a helpless Shiba tied up in a ribbon and not much else.

>>32932450
*coupon for one free fluffy tail session

>>32932416
Let's attempt being sensible for once.

And maybe ultimately, after the fires died down, that can be our real gift.

That we tried.

>>32932457
Shiba seems fully horned in on Sin-Fin, I doubt she's going to be receptive.

>>32932468
I am all right with this. Tanker of mead and to grandmother's house we go!

And then maybe Shiba, in the future. Wa ha ha.

>>32932485

I was kind of more intending it as a punishment for Shiba in the event that she's being too assertive for Sin-Fin's nascent free will to handle.

>>32932516
Besides, Shiba doesn't need to be receptive of anything: SHE'S not the one receiving the gift, after all.

>>32932393
Honey Mead and fluffy tail session rain check

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Time for giving Ryoko her reward, but what? “What in the name of Gornabrious Bopfrod is a dragon dildo?” You ask confused.

“Hey Ri-chan a lady shouldn’t use that sort of language.” Hiroshi says scratching at his perpetual stubble.

I would imagine it is a dragon sized dildo of some sort. Or a dildo shaped like a dragon? I don’t think the wings or the horns would be very enjoyable though. “The only dragon around here is shiba and the hellfire wyrm, but we don’t talk about him.” You say tapping your chin and wandering into the shrine proper.

You go into your room and root around for some alcohol, deciding that covering Shiba in honey and throwing her naked onto Ryoko might be funny it, wait. Does that make Ryoko a bear? You freeze as you realize berserker could actually be bearserker, and she is actually a Grizzly in disguise. You put the alcohol in your pants and frown as you consider what to do here. On one hand Ryoko has been best scrub for a while, on the other you can never know when the ursine threat will rear its ugly head.

You grab some honey and stuff it in your pants as well before sneaking off to the main building of the shrine to find your dragon. You lock on easily, creeping ever closer, and find her in the middle of a nap. How easy it must be, you think, to just grab her and hold her open, slowly dripping honey over her most secret places for Ryoko to lick off and enjoy, but what if you prove she is a bear? You wrestle with that conundrum for a few moments, the people in your brain making a case one way or the other, before finally leaving. Not today, it seems, besides who really wants to see Risa hold her down for that?
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You sonido off to her grandmothers store but find her grandmum is asleep since, you know, she is sort of old and sick and dying and all that. You shrug as you let it go and sonido back off to the shrine, you are a grown ass woman, you can manage to think of some gift the lass would like.

You get some paper and construct a coupon, your flowing girly script offering one tail snuggle however she would like with the presentation of that coupon. You sneak into Ryoko’s room and see she is in a doze, able to be woken but still drifting now that she has managed to get proper medical care. You gently place the bottle and the coupon down where she will find it and then sneak back out.

You sniff the air to try and find Lola but you can’t get a fix on her, evidently your stalker is good at hiding. Hum, probably why they call them stalkers and not easily founders. It as clever shut your gob. Next you should…

[] To your most ablicious wolfu.
[] To the one with the most sinful fins
[] Again, a whole shrine I am not going to make clever phrases for all of them
[] Other, please specify
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>>32932631
Ryoko did say that in terms of sex, she wants to be the one held down.

>>32932643
>[x] To your most ablicious wolfu.

>>32932643
>[] To the one with the most sinful fins

>>32932643
[] To your most ablicious wolfu.

> Not today, it seems, besides who really wants to see Risa hold her down for that?
You'd be surprised, but another day. Soon. SOON.

>>32932643
>[] To the one with the most sinful fins

>>32932643
>[X] Again, a whole shrine I am not going to make clever phrases for all of them

Might as well go off randomly for now.

>>32932643
Talk to the science people, see if they have any fresh science to do?

Also, after we're fully healed we should make an effort to reach Soul Society again.

>>32932643
>[x] To your most ablicious wolfu.
maybe she knows how to cheer up Lola

>>32932643
>Again, a whole shrine I am not going to make clever phrases for all of them
Maybe talk to Shiba for her tell us what's left of the Shinigami?

Ab wolf. Writing now.

>>32932643
>[] Other, please specify

Make a cake. Leave out for the stalker.
Odds are she'll be watching, and will snatch it up when we are not.

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You go through the shrine to find your wolfu whose abs are, have you seen them? In the name of Bopfrod it is like you could turn a cow into hamburger on those things. You find her in her room and throw open the door without knocking. She lets out a shriek and crouches down holding a dress over her front as she looks at you. “Risa? Can’t you knock?” She asks as she keeps her shame covered.

“In theory. What are you up to Jager-bombs?” You ask tilting your head in the doorway, a few passing shinigami peeking in making her flush red.

“I am changing! Shut the door! Out!” She demands.

You shut the door behind you and hop on her bed. Laying side by side are some of her outfits she bought on her little excursion into town which ended with her beating you up all mean like. Or she locked you in a room with Mobius strips. “This is a lot of clothes? Were you, perhaps trying them on and looking at yourself in the mirror?” You ask tilting your head as she keeps herself covered.

“W-well I just thought it would be a waste not to look at them. There isn’t any special meaning behind it.” She grumbles holding the dress close to her. “E-even though I know they don’t look good on me. Yeah, I was going to throw them out is all I-“ She says and you look at a lacy thing on her bed.

“Oh? I don’t think they look strange. Well, you look strange right now, why are you covering yourself? We are both boys.” You are girls. “Girls.” You correct yourself instantly.

Why did we come here again?
[] Have her show off her outfits to you.
[] Ask about Lola, because she probably knows something about her.
[] Ask her something else
[] Other, please specify

>>32932916
>[] Have her show off her outfits to you.

>>32932916
>[x] Have her show off her outfits to you.

positive self image is important

>[] Other, please specify
put some outfits yourself, help Jagerbombs stop being so damn self conscious

>[x] Ask about Lola, because she probably knows something about her.

>>32932916
>[x] Have her show off her outfits to you.

Dress-up time!

>[x] Ask about Lola, because she probably knows something about her.

We have a creepy stalker who helped us a lot in the past, and she kinda helped us again recently with the whole goading us into a third release thingy and the god-thing to eat? Anyway, she said she was trying to steal our hearts, but as a doctor in Hollowlogy, we pointed out that Hollows technically don't have any hearts. Her entire worldview might have been shattered or turned upside down. How would we go about best fixing this thing?

>>32932916
>>32932972
I like this.

>>32932972
>>32932916
This is good

>>32932916
"Lola helped me unlock my third release, but I spooked her before I could tell her about my Pastebin."

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“Hey, hey show me your outfits.” You say putting your feet together and doing that stretch we forgot the name of.

“What? I mean, just showing off is a little narcissistic isn’t it?” She asks.

“Technically looking at yourself in a mirror to see how good you look is narcissistic. This is more like confidence building.” You explain hopping off the bed and looking over her outfits.

“W-well I guess it might be nice for another opinion or something. Ah, but they will probably not suit me. Plus, it is sort of embarrassing, being looked at I mean.” She explains pressing her arms against her chest a little tighter to keep the dress in place.

“In that case how about I dress up for you too? Then it won’t be nearly as embarrassing will it?” You ask taking off your shirt.

“Ah, well. Okay, yeah.” She finally agrees standing up and grabbing some other clothes, you getting a good view of her fine rump in the process.

-

“Like I thought, Jager looks best in white. You look really good in other colors too, but white suits you the best.” You say wrapping your arms around jager from behind as you both look in the mirror, you standing on your tiptoes to place your chin on her shoulder.

Jager gives a weak laugh as she looks over the button up white dress she has on. “You really think? My legs look sort of chunky don’t they?’ She wonders.

“Not at all, you have fantastic thighs. Muscular and shaped so blokes would want to shove their” You narrow your eyes suspicious of what exactly blokes do. “Their appendix? Through them.” No cigar.

Jager smiles as she pulls and pinches at the sides of it, the other outfits she already showed you on the floor. “You really think?" She asks and you nod happily.

“Yep, you look delicious.” You say. “Had I anything resembling human decency I would be hitting on you shamelessly right now.” You offer.

“You are being nice.” Jager replies smiling and blushing slightly.
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“Not at all. In fact, we will set a date in the future where we go out and get hit on. Bloke will show up and be all ‘Hey there, you are a pair of fit birds, ain't you? Want to get some malts down at the shake shop? I was thinking of going to this killer sock hop.’” Your age is showing. “But you will be all ‘No way, I am too pretty for your nonsense.’ Then you and I will get ice cream at the shake shop anyway.” You nod.

“Well, maybe. Thanks Risa.” Jager says scoring you some of dem social link points. “Anyway, what did you come here for originally, I doubt it was just to watch me change clothes.”

You let her go and tilt your head. Wasn’t it though? “Maybe there was something but seeing you cutting such a nice figure I-“ It starts with an L “Lolu!” that is a comic character. “I mean Lola! She helped me out quite a bit but I don’t think I thanked her proper so I was wondering if you knew where to find her.”

“That stalker girl? No, sorry. She is your stalker, why would I know where to find her?” She asks.

“Well, I am your stalker but other people know where to find me.” You point out.

“You aren’t stalking me Risa, we are friends. There is a difference.” Jager explains calmly.

Well, seems Jager has no idea how to find Lola. Now what?
[] Hang out with Jager bomb’s more, she is being adorable today.
[] Let’s go see Sin-Fin. See how she is doing and if she would be cool with us sniffing her just a little.
[] Hiroshi maybe? He is sort of a fine bloke who we never hang around with
[] Other, please specify
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>>32933291
>[x] Hiroshi maybe? He is sort of a fine bloke who we never hang around with

Nothing bad happens when we're with Hiroshi. and Lola is a female, he must know something about her.

>>32933291
[] Let’s go see Sin-Fin. See how she is doing and if she would be cool with us sniffing her just a little.

Stick to the masterplan and don't get distracted!

>>32933291
[] Let’s go see Sin-Fin. See how she is doing and if she would be cool with us sniffing her just a little.

She knows about stalkers that touch her butt, right? Maybe she could help.

>>32933291
Lola stalks us. So I guess all we really have to do is write a thankyou note and leave it in a pair of panties somewhere. It'll make it's way to her eventually on the pantsu express; this is Japan.

>[x] Let’s go see Sin-Fin. See how she is doing and if she would be cool with us sniffing her just a little.

>>32933291
>Hiroshi maybe? He is sort of a fine bloke who we never hang around with
Check in on him and make plans for going to what was left of Soul Society.

Seems to be a sin fin win.

>>32933528
thats a nice line up of letters you have there. would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

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You decide to go check on your most sinful of fins. You wander around the building for a little while, and eventually scale the wall to her room, the night air cool and refreshing on your skin. You climb in her window and see her sitting on her bed, staring blankly down at her feet. You crawl over the floor and then sneak onto her bed.

You lean in close and take several deep sniffs of Sin-Fin making her tilt her head up and then slowly face you. You meet her gaze, those dead eyes boring a hole into your brain and making you generally uncomfortable. “Hello there Sin-Fin Short Fin with the best fins ever.” You say keeping your face a few centimeters from hers.

She continues staring and you take that as your prompt to continue. “I was just wondering if you were thinking of going out to fight Fenrir with us.” You offer.

“Yes.” She replies after ellipsing heavily. “I would like to… go.”

“Well, there we go then!” You say sighing. “Just took a bit of time is all, sorting your feelings and all that.” You decide not to ask her about making a decision about everything else you have done. “So, now here you are, having made a proper decision on your own, how are you feeling?” You ask.

She blinks once and then replies “I am un…sure. It is different.” She explains.

“Well that whole free will thing has served me well in the past. For example I came in here and sniffed you not because someone told me to but because several voices in my head told me to.” Maybe you are not quite the paragon of free will you thought you were.

“I see.” Is all Sin-Fin offers in reply as she continues staring at you, blood red eyes boring into your golden ones making some horrible bloody urine thing maybe. Sorry.

Now what?
[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.
[] Ask her something else
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify

>>32933589
>[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.

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>>32933589
>[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.

she is learnig

>>32933589
>>[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.

>>32933589
>[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.

>>32933589
Hug her? The tail ting probably works too I guess.
Maybe see if she wants to come with us for misc powergrinding or if she'd rather just hang around the shrine and do SoL stuff and if the latter, maybe she'll be able to figure something out? If she can't, having a Sin-Fin's day out would be fun. Go on an adventure to try to do something and wind up with medals because reasons and fuck birds because birds are assholes.
It just now hit me how weird it is to have these kinds of feelings for you great*10^[big number] grandma.
I don't care.

>>32933589
>[] Let Sin-Fin touch a fluffy tail as a reward.

>>32933675
Maybe she'd want to go bird-hunting. We can be like Dick Cheney but with less shooting our friends in the face.

>>32933719
Eh, we've been stabbed in the back by her shadows already. Being shot in the face isn't exactly a big deal after that.

>>32933589
"Wait a sec, you're in bed right now. Is it night? Were you planning on sleeping? Actually, I've pretty much been running on empty since I got back here, sleep sounds nice,"

Just fall asleep right now.

>>32933791

We need to replenish our Joy and Deligh, and sleeping like a housecat won't do that!

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Does Risa hate Mondays?

have we ever kicked Jager off a table?

>>32933807
We need to regen our normal go juice as well, in addition to our nest egg.

Also she'll probably pet us.

>>32933903
>Garfield
>kicking Jäger
>Mondays

Get out.

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“I know, how about I let you touch one of my fluffy tails as a reward for all your hard work in this field?” You explain. “They are fluffy, nice, warm, and smell good.”

She continues staring at you, holding her eye contact as she slowly nods once, evidently good at making fluffy tail related decisions. But then, it really isn’t a decision is it? It is a fact, your tails are fluffy and to touch them is the purpose of life. Indeed, when she ate the fruit she knew one day it would lead to the fluffy tails and that is all that mattered to her.

You pull out your sword and give the command to release, then tear off your body and take your second form. The insane go juice made the camera shaky for a moment and you can smell the raw insanity based energies swirling around you. You offer one of the fluffy tails and she gently reaches out to touch it. Unlike most her fingertips gently penetrate the ultra-fluffy surface, slowly rubbing and tickling the edges of your sexually fluffilicious thing. You wiggle your toes as she starts the gently brush your tail using her long fingers, slowly and gently keeping fluffzilla pretty.

You sit down next to her and let her continue brushing it, closing your eyes as you enjoy the sensation of her gentle ministrations. You feel one of her hands going closer to your back and she starts to stroke a certain part with one finger. Your eyelids go heavy as she does it and you feel yourself getting all wobbly on your feet. You almost make a show of saying how dangerous it is to touch that spot but you are far too drunk off the feeling to make the joke.

You slowly slump forward then jolt up as you nearly cat yourself falling asleep. You look at Sin-Fin but she is still stroking your tail out. “Hey Sin-Fin? That has to be enough right I mean-“ You start but she shakes her head in reply.
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>>32933914
Normal go juice regens stupid fast, especially outside of fights. It's probably been back to full for a while now.

>>32933924
...of your dreams and into your car?

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>>32933925
>“Hey Sin-Fin? That has to be enough right I mean-“ You start but she shakes her head in reply.
Sin-Fin's making decisions!

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You make a sleepy grumbling sound and cross your arms certain to beat Sin-Fin at this game, however with each stroke and gentle rub of your tail you find yourself getting sleepier and sleepier. You fee a gentle hand touch your cheek and pull you down, and then you sleep.

You dream of you and Sin-Fin playing as children, her slightly taller than you. She carefully weaves a crown of flowers and puts it on your head making little Risa a very happy lass. The pair of your roll around in the fields together, the soft flowers gently tickling you as you both try to make it back to a stream where you are going to go swimming. All in all it is a very happy dream.

You open your eyes with some reluctance, trying to hold on to that dream as long as you can, but it quickly gets sent to wherever in your soul your dreams go. You feel something beyond perfect pressed against you and look down. It seems you were the big spoon, your tails and arms wrapped around you and Sin-Fin as if you were protecting her. She moves slightly, the legendary SSS class bum pressing against you a little more. You go all dewy eyed and vibrate heavily for a moment, but shake it off at once. You were doing something gosh darn it!

You try and peel away your tails, but fail as Sin-Fin seems to have never let go of the one she was petting, still idly stroking it in her sleep and hitting that cursed sleep spot. You consider your options here.

[] Curl back up and sleep, maybe go for the bum if you can.
[] It is morning, time to wake up and do people stuff
[] Other, please specify
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>>32933965
>[] It is morning, time to wake up and do people stuff
>[] Other, please specify

Go see Hiroshi!

>>32933965
[] Curl back up and sleep, maybe go for the bum if you can.
Always go for the bum.

>>32933965
What do you think the chances are that Shiba walked in on this at some point and is not drinking so much alcohol you don't even know?
>[x] Curl back up and sleep, maybe go for the bum if you can.

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>>32933965
>[x] Curl back up and sleep, maybe go for the bum if you can.

>>32933965
>[x] [Happy Risa noises]
>[x] Be the spoon
>[x] Curl back up and sleep, maybe go for the bum if you can.
>[x] That "if" i bullshit. We have godlike shapeshifting; it should be childsplay to up the number of nerves in the area contacting the ass and gently grind.

>>32933965
Separate our tail from the rest of us, so she can continue petting it.

Because for what other reason did we get that power?

>>32934029

a good point my good anon.

seconding this motion....

>>32933965
>>32934029
>Separate our tail from the rest of us, so she can continue petting it.
this holy shit this

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>this update
It's always heartwarming to read about crazy people cuddling.

>>32934049
>>32934029
>>32934051
She's hitting the sleep spot. We'll just zonk out in the middle of whatever we go do.

C'mon. Just enjoy it for a bit longer.

>>32934051
Adding this to >>32933983

Looks like sticking with Short-Fin and maybe going for the but a little is winning by a hair?

Ugh, all those typos. Sorry about that.

>>32934074

but think of the humour which could be had if we kept falling asleep mid conversation..... or mid transit....

>>32934074
That's hilarious though.

If anything, I'd see that as even more reason to do it.

It's not like it's weirder than our other outbursts.

>>32934087
After we finish up with Sin-Fin, or we could do this now I guess, we should call up Father John and ask how the new barrier is affecting the island.

>>32934197
Sure, maybe take a friend or two to scenic Rape Island.

Also, I think it might be time we start trying to expand our territory.

Like go back to that city Lola occupied and see how many angels are crawling over it.

Because I want more faith energy.

>>32934229

Could we assign Lola to Head Priestess of Risafarism....

I'm sure she would be able to net us a considerable amount of faith energy.... Hell, we can reward her with our old possessions, petting the fluffy.... maybe she might even know how to do the things that Ryoko dreams of.....

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You consider getting up and getting a start on the day, perhaps to see Hiroshi and make a general mess out of life, but Sin-Fin shifts slightly again as you think and presses against you a little more cementing your plans. You make happy Risa sounds as you carefully wrap your leg around hers and start gently stroking her stomach. She doesn’t make mewls of joy or anything, but you do feel her sink deeper into you maybe.

You look down at her bum, the perfectly shaped thing taunting you with its fantastic existence. You use your other hand to slowly slip down her back, being as careful as you can not to wake her. You peel down the skintight jester’s bottom and then place your hand on her- flrgleshpt.

You shake your head, coming back to reality as you realize you were drooling and look back down on the beautiful thing. A formidable foe indeed, but one you can overcome certainly. You place your hand on her bum again and try to focus on something else, perhaps calling father john or planning out your day. However once you touch it fireworks go off in your head, the perfect muscle to fat ratio pressing back against you. You lose yourself in the sensation, and life? It is good.

You close your eyes and let out happy sounds for a while, feeling the fine bum presented to you, and you open your eyes to make sure you are not being too disturbing to see Sin-Fin’s red eyes staring back at you. You freeze as you are again locked eye to eye with Sin-Fin. “Morning.” You say to which she nods. “Er, did I wake you with the grabbing? Sorry about that.”

“Not… that. You started making strange sounds and… rubbing against me weird.” She explains making you tilt your head.

Could it be that we- “Before you say anything monologue, keep in mind there are levels of weird to us which cannot be fully explained. I think it best we just move on.” You explain slowly pulling yourself free from Sin-Fin.
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“Thank you for… letting me touch your tail. It was soft.” Sin-Fin says as you leave to go find Hiroshi.

As you go you send out a small wave of will to Father John. “Oi, I bought a shield for the island. How is it working?”

“It is thin for now. It seems to require time to build up to be anything significant but it already is strong enough to wipe away any remaining traces of the former god. It will likely continue to build.” He answers.

You should go there and set up a nudist beach like Spain or something. You make your way to the shinigami section and see Hiroshi is doing paper work and sipping coffee. Just like a grown up.

What do you want to do?
[] Ask Hiroshi something
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify
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>>32934375
[] Ask Hiroshi something
[] How is Ryoko holding up?
[] What the fuck was that poison the Quincies used on her and how do we keep it from affecting her again?
[] How do you find and apologize to a stalker?

>>32934375
Ask Hiroshi how Ryoko is doing.

And Fuego, I guess.

Like was Hiroshi able to identify the poison the Quincy had, and why they never used that until now?

>>32934398
They never used it til now because we've never had a healer to ignore until now and there are forces at play subtly hinting that we should stop ignoring the healer.

>>32934375
>[x] Ask Hiroshi something
What in the world kind of paperwork even needs being done? I am genuinely confused about what it could possibly be.

>>32934375
>[x] Ask Hiroshi something

how does it feel to be promoted to the main team? to be the first aid kit in case ryoko's regen stops working

>>32934375

Ask Hiroshi everything.

From Ryoko's health, to finding Lola, to if there are any Healers which we could get to tag along on our adventures, as we seem to be noticing increasing injuries in our friends.... no matter how much we explode ourselves, it doesn't seem to make much difference...

>>32934375
>[x] Other, please specify
Attempt boop.

I know it's 99% not gonna work, but I still think it would be worth it to boop Hiroshi. As in poke him and say "boop".

Archived.

Hate Engine is supposed to branch into more uses of Fatebreaker. Maybe one of them un-times injuries or something.

>>32934424
This is a good question.

Like Shiba's still not in charge, and we didn't bring the Soul Senate with us.

>>32934481
I'm pretty sure to be booped, he has to be doing something really cool first.

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“Hey Hiroshi.” You say making him look up from his work.

“Ah, Ri-chan. Morning.” He replies taking a sip from his drink. “Want some coffee?”

“Sure.” You answer.

He gets up and goes over to a pretty serious looking coffee machine, carefully doing strange things with beans and hot water, and probably magic. A moment later he offers you the cup then seems shocked. “Ah, you need cream and sugar?”

“Nah, black is fine.” You reply taking a sip. Hot.

“You know, the Japanese say cats can’t stand hot drinks. Guess it doesn’t apply to you, huh Ri-chan?” He asks.

“Could just be I am too much of a glutton to let it bother me.” You reply shrugging. “Anyway, what was with that poison that hit Ryoko? The quincies never pulled that out before and I am wondering if there is some way to stop it from going down.”

“Ah, that was pretty scary huh? They infuse their bows with a special type of quincy energy and fire it. It seems made to defeat berserkers, and Mari said it was a lost art of the quincies. No one around should even remember it anymore. Seems they made it to deal with the berserkers as there was some bad blood.” He sighs. “Honestly it seems like such a waste, fighting and killing all the time.”

“Suppose so. Mari around?” You wonder.

“She is trying to teach her kids some secret quincy techniques of some sort.” He shrugs. “Rather than that, hey hey, it’s nice out how about a date?”
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“Don’t you have paperwork to do? Speaking of what sort of paper work do you do?” You wonder glancing over his desk.

“Oh, lots of things. Mostly write up health advisories for the other teams, try to keep everyone’s medical records up to date in case of emergency, requisition details, deciding the best use of medication during the lower ranks training, things like that. Plus I am taking over the science division's work on some parts. Analyzing Ry-chan to better heal her, looking over arrancars to see how to incorporate their powers with ours, all sorts.” He says.

“Huh, speaking of medical how is Fuego?” You ask.

“Caede is keeping an eye on him. Ah, she is such a sweet girl, makes me wish I had a daughter like her.” He says nodding happily.

Hm, wait did someone say something about secret techniques?!
[] Secret techniques! Must mess with!
[] Ask him something else
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify
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>>32934590
Hiroshi's a pretty cool guy.

Does he grow watermelons?

>>32934487
Thanks for archiving anon.

>>32934590
"You know what? A date sounds like great fun. How about Soul Society, or what's left of it anyway, I've got a feeling there's something neat going on there."

>>32934590
We could go to that Island I annexed. They have a beach, though it seemed more like the Stephan King clammy North East Yankland beach kind of beach, but it's still my beach damnit. And maybe I can finagle some god stuff to make it less dreary rapelandy. Yeah. That could be fun.

>>32934590
>[] Other, please specify
take him up on that date

see his follow up game

and maybe flush out Lola...

>>32934590

"If you want, I can take you to Hue Co and you can capture your own pet Hell-Knight! or we could go to Soul Society and try to get you an Angel...."
"Anyway, would you know how to get in contact with someone who stalks you, but is very good at hiding? I want to give Lola a 'I appreciate your work' gift, but she kind of ran off last time before I could think to get her one..."

>>32934590
>[x] Ask him something else
We could totally go out and do stuff some time. Just wondering tho, do you subscribe to the SoL only train or are you down for getting into deathmatches with various deities/angels/demons/other stuff?

>>32934590
"I now own a couple interesting kids on an island I also owe. Think you'd be able to see if they can do things? Also we could walk on the beach or whatever?"