>>33026106
[ Twitter is here https://twitter.com/DXR27291052
Setting document is here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rqpLh08K6gZ2EgxGs3oxAzWeh7ZsuSGlKC2sk755928/
Archive listings are here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Double%20Cross%20Quest

Let's take it slow because I have all night to do this.]

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>>33026106
>Ask him if he knew about AIR Project.
Talking about Claire'll mean him chatting at us for hours.
Calling Azure out on being a dick will get us more detention.
The only way to make him clam up is to ask for details on his conspiracies.

>>33026106
>Ask him if he knew about AIR Project.

>>33026106
>>Tell him that Azure is a prick.
A lie, a lie, Captain cannot tell a lie.

>>33026106
>Tell him that Azure is a prick.

>>33026106
>Ask him if he knew about AIR Project.

>>33026106
>Tell him that Azure is a prick.
>Question him on his decision to assign Claire to you.

>>33026106
>Ask him if he knew about AIR Project.

I wouldn't mind asking about Claire either, since it seems obvious that she already knew us, that or it was just a massive Chimaera fetish. Or is this one of those things we are willfully ignoring?

>>33026106
>Ask him if he knew about AIR Project.
>Question him on his decision to assign Claire to you.
Yeah, I also want to pick both. But if I can only pick one, I'll go with >AIR project.

>>33026106
>Question him on his decision to assign Claire to you.

Okay, I think that's enough. Time to count em up

Yugo rocks back in his chair and laughs loudly. The small, dreadfully plain office echos with the forcefulness of his voice and plug your ears with your fingers.

"Of course I knew about the AIR Project. I was the UGN official that did the initial investigation into it!" Yugo puts a hand to his chin and scratches at his stubble, "I recognized you right away, of course. That's why I decided to try to recruit you personally."

Yugo pulls a folder from a desk drawer and places it in front of you. You try to look through it, but it looks like the file is just photos of people you don't recognize and some notes in terrible handwriting. You set it down and Yugo continues.

"In those days, everybody who could afford a lab was doing some experiment on the Renegade, so we were used to finding weird cases like your own. AIR project was special, though. We found something strange..." He opens up a folder and takes out a photograph and slides it over to you, "I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here. Do you know this man?"

In the photograph is what looks like a scientist, and he's leaning over a baby in a crib. Wait, this man is...the Doctor?

"That's right! This was the lead researcher on the AIR Project. We now know he had some connection to the False Hearts organization, but anything more than that has escaped us for years. All we know is that he had some special interest in you. So, whatever a guy like him wants, we want to get our hands on first! That's why recruiting you is a number one priority for me. With that out of the way, do you feel like joining up?"

>>33026791

You're feeling the love here. Really. You shake your head and get up, trying to get away from Yugo and his antics. You give him the excuse that you need to head to class and bid him farewell.

"You've already missed the big lessons for today, but you can always catch the tutoring sessions. I hear they're growing quite popular!"

Right...

>Take his advice and head to the tutoring lesson.
>Don't go to the tutoring session, but go explore Academy some.
>Leave the Academy behind for today and explore this strange place some more.

>>33026791

Why? So I can do the dirty work of people like Azure?

>>33026810
>Head to the tutoring lesson.
A pain in the ass, maybe. But no Claire, and we told Rin we'd show up, right?

>>33026841

Oops, didn't realize that was a "cot'd" post. I vote for:

>Don't go to the tutoring session, but go explore Academy some.

>>33026810
>Don't go to the tutoring session, but go explore Academy some.

>>33026810
>Take his advice and head to the tutoring lesson.

>>33026810
You know, Azure's wrong about something; Chimeras DO have something to offer the Overed world: animal magnetism. Next time we meet him with Claire in tow we use that line.

>Take his advice and head to the tutoring lesson.

>>33026810
>Don't go to the tutoring session, but go explore Academy some.

>>33026892

This is me.

Maybe as a compromise option, we go poke our head into the tutoring session, sit/stand at the very back of whatever room it's being held in. If it sucks or is filled with fags like Azure just get up and leave in the middle of it.

I offer this because I think Captain would be somewhat conflicted-- >>33026886 makes a good point.

>>33026810
>Take his advice and head to the tutoring lesson.

checking votes then
>writing

it felt good to finally use yugo again

>>33026810

>>33026886
I'd rather skip out in general, but I wouldn't want to disappoint Rin. We don't even know if she goes to the tutoring though. I could get behind something like >>33027008 , scope it out

>tutoring
C'mon Rin!

You suppose heading to those tutorials couldn't be so bad. You can always leave if you want to and get back to your life...

--

You stand baffled at the doorway, unable to get inside as a crowd of people stands in your way. All of them are trying to cram themselves inside a classroom, but there doesn't seem to be anything of note inside. Just a bunch of desks and a blank whiteboard. The students are all whispering to each other, but with so much going on you're having a hard time picking out what they're saying. You decide to cheat a bit and use your powers to sharpen your senses, taking in what you can to make heads or tails out of this situation.

"...well, I'd like to glue her chair down so that when she goes to pull it out, she thinks it's stuck and has to pull harder and harder. I want to see her struggle with it as she tries to not break the chair, but breaks it anyway because she doesn't know her own strength and starts to panic."

"I want to tell her that I need some light, but the light-bulb is burned out, so I'll cover her with strings of decorative lights. Once she's completely wrapped up and turned the lights on, I want to tell her to turn the brightness up and down, but I'll never decide on one setting."

"I want to see her in her fatigues, but tell her that she's not scary enough, and make her paint on lots of tattoos that say things like 'grrl power' or '2 cute 2 live, 2 adorable 2 die.'"

...What? Eventually, you are forced into the room and you take your seat. You are completely confused by what is going on, but you see the rest of your classmates busy setting up strange traps and pranks around a single desk in the classroom. You're curious as to what is going on, but before you can get out of your seat, a student yells from the door.

"She's here!"

>>33027544
Everyone dashes to their seats and a silence washes over the room. In a few minutes, a new figure enters the room. Oh, it's Rin. All at once, the room starts chanting her name over and over again. They get louder and louder as she walks in, and her face grows even more red. You're not quite sure if they're taunting her or cheering for her. You can see her lower lip trembling as she goes to take her seat, unaware of the various booby traps left all over it.

>Watch silently.
>Warn her about the traps.

>>33027561
I'm really conflicted about this, on one hand, embarrassed Rin, but on the other I want Cap to be the one to tease her so I guess
>Warn her about the traps.

>>33027561

Warn her. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Not that we're "defender of the weak" or anything, but jesus...

>>33027561
>Warn her about the traps.

>>33027561
>Watch silently

>>33027561
Warn her.

We're going to have to play onii-chan from now on aren't we?

Her second syndrome is Chimera isn't it?

>>33027561
>Warn her
We'll need to use our roar to be heard over the din of rin chants

>>33027561
>Warn her about the traps.

Nobody gets to bully her but us.

>>33027561

>Warn her about the traps.

Jesus Christ it's like they condensed all of society's retards into one place, is there even a single person that acts like a rational human being here

>>33027561
>Warn her

>>33027632
>use Domination Howl in a classroom
>instill mortal terror in everyone here/everyone who can hear it
I'd almost be tempted if it wouldn't affect Rin as well.

>>33027561
>Warn her about the traps.
#2kool5school

>>33027561
>>Warn her about the traps.
These kids are assholes. Fuck 'em.

Well, that was an overwhelming response.

The reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gf7cc0QV74

Is Rin still in her Prepur outfit or nah?

>>33027778
Nah.

>>33027544
>as she tries to not break the chair, but breaks it anyway because she doesn't know her own strength
Is this a Chimera/Hanuman thing or are all Overed stronger than normal people?

>>33027992
You don't have to be especially strong to break a classroom chair by pulling too hard.

>>33027992

I think she's probably a Chimera. I think if she was Hanuman there would have been some prank related to sound, "make her scream and snap the whiteboard in half," something like that.

>>33028006
Have you seen the new school chairs? The damn things could probably stop a tank, and are about as comfy to sit on.

Of course my state is slashing the education budget again, so they are digging out the blocks from the 60s.

>>33028006

What are they made of, wood?

>>33028048
>>33028063

huh, well I accidentally broke a ton of mine when they got caught on the linoleum and I didn't notice. For the purposes of the story, they are those cheap plastic chairs screwed into crappy aluminum for legs.

>>33028063
Plastic and aluminum I imagine. I've seen desks snap when someone stood up too fast.

You call out to Rin, trying to warn her about the myriad of pranks waiting for her. Rin snaps her head towards you and gasps.

"W-wild Caaaaaa-!"

Rin tumbles to the floor and lands on her backside. She groans a bit and rubs her rear...did she just trip over nothing? Before you can say anything, the class explodes with claps, howls and whistles.

"That was so cute, Rin!"

"Haha, way to go!"

Rin practically glows as she tries to get up off the ground, but she's so flustered she keeps stumbling over herself and stammering. Every misstep she makes whips the rest of the students into a bigger and bigger frenzy, but eventually Rin finally makes it to her feet. Tears well up in her eyes and she trembles, walking over to her desk with an unsteady gait. Her shaking hands clear away the practical jokes and she finally takes a seat. You feel like you should say something to her, but the moment you open your mouth, she stiffly turns to you and offers a weak smile.

"H-hi, Wild Card, s-s-s-sir..." She sniffs hard, trying her best to fight a trail of snot attempting to leave her nose, "It's nice to, to, see you..."

You suppose this is what Rin meant when she said she wasn't getting along with her classmates at the Academy. You can't really tell if these people have a vendetta against Rin or just get a kick out of seeing her embarrassed. Out of the corner of your eye, you see a few Overed doing such things as materializing score cards or capturing the entire thing on their phone cameras. You get the feeling that this is the reason that the tutoring sessions have been getting "more popular".

>Just be quiet. You don't want to attract any more attention to Rin.
>Ask Rin if this always happens.
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.

>>33027561
>Warn her about the traps.
she's a decent person.

>>33028093
>>33028078

Damn I knew I was privileged, but what kind of schools did you go to? Even when I went to public school they had unbreakable chairs and desks.

>>33028129
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.
Howl.
I mean, will we ever need to shoutkill people in this arc?

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>>33028129
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

>>33028129

Tell the rest of the class to shut up. Double bonus possibilities of embarassing Rin and letting us kick the shit out of someone.

>>33028129
>Ask Rin if this always happens.

>>33028129
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.

>>33028129
>Ask Rin if this always happens
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up

>>33028129

>Ask Rin if this always happens.
>Realize that this must be her equivalent of Claire.
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.

>>33028129
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.

With our enhanced senses we probably hear every single bit of gossip and whispering in between classmates.

>>33028129
>Ask Rin if this always happens.
The first won't help, the third makes things worse. Also wow, I begin to think that Chief wasn't lying when she held up Claire as a shining bastion of Overed reintegration.

>>33028147
There are schools that DON'T have the shitty desks? My college used them too...

>>33028129
>Ask Rin if this always happens.
I feel for her,

>>33028129
>>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.
If any of them want a fight, they can fight us.

>>33028214
>>Realize that this must be her equivalent of Claire.
We should do this yes. This realization would be quite something.

>We articulate it out loud and Claire drops from a nearby vent, thinking we called her for help

>>33028129
>Tell the rest of the class to shut up.

>>33028253

She is definitely either spying on us or will be waiting for us when we leave.

that, or she's at our house, schlicking while rolling around on a pile of Captain's dirty clothes

How much of an asshole do you have to - oh yeah, anime land/public education.

>>33028306
or doing both. She has 3 syndromes she can multitask like a whore at a gangbang Of Captains

>>33028253
....This is tutoring isn't it? Meaning student teachers/recent grads.

Claire's about to walk in the door as the lecturer, isn't she?

>>33028334

I guess since she's a morpheus/angel halo she can just make a Captain doll or dildo. She's definitely taken all of our measurements, right?

>>33028368
She can turn invisible so she's probably watched the Captain jerk off once or twice.

>>33028363
Now why would you think such a thing?

>counting
>writing
>thinking about how to bully Rin

>>33028395
>once or twice
Don't be ridiculous, she attends every session religiously. Her favorite part is the baptisms.

>>33028395

>once or twice

>>33028363

I hope not. I hope it's a new girl or a possible Overed bro.

watch it be Azure

>>33028410
>>thinking about how to bully Rin
pls no bully

>>33028129
>Tell the class to shut up.
Then we can begin our interogation

>>33028426
>she attends every session religiously. Her favorite part is the baptisms.
Bravo, that was pretty god

>>33028363
she does that we go through the nearest window taking Rin with us.

While shouting "FFFFFUCKING ZANZIBAR" as we run off into the distance.

>>33028410
Because I can't recall when Claire last played hot-for-student.

>>33028481
I'll vote for it, but if Claire gets into her role the lesson will become hunting darling (and thieving cats?).

>>33028481

I'm all for it.

>>33028481
>While shouting "FFFFFUCKING ZANZIBAR" as we run off into the distance.
>MEANWHILE IN UGN'S PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT (third closet on the left)
So I've noticed something
>oh yeah? what's that
Almost all of the non-germ insanity we've discovered is coming from a single island in the pacific.
>Really?
Yeah, darnedest thing. Only reasoning I can find for it is the lack of BBQ places

You're not really that invested in whether or not Rin is getting bullied, but you would be able to get in a single word inchwise if these idiots keep up their clamour. You swivel in your chair, facing the majority of the class and take in a deep breath. With a roar, you tell them all to shut their traps. The sound of your voice shakes the floor and you see one of the overhead lights flicker momentarily and, for a moment, it is quiet. Then the rest of the class yells back at you, telling you to butt out of their business and that you can stick it where the sun doesn't shine. You growl and start to get out of your chair, but a voice silences everything.

"He's right. I've told you a hundred times to keep this idiocy out of my sessions!"

Not this loser...

Azure steps into the room, letting his out of season jacket flutter behind him as he strides up to Rin's desk. He pats her on the shoulder and flashes a smile.

"Are you alright, Devil?"

"Y-yes, Piercing. I'll be okay..."

Azure nods and heads back up to the front of the classroom. Looks like Rin has calmed down somewhat, so you lean over to ask what's going on.

"P-piercing is a model student, so he leads the tutoring...He's the only one l-looking after me here."

That's more credit than you would have given that smartass, but whatever. As long as this place has stopped being a riot, you suppose you can sit through one of his talks. Azure takes a marker out of his pocket and writes "IMPULSES" and "BERSERK" on the board in big bold letters. Once he's done, he slaps the whiteboard and shouts at the class.

>>33028923

"Since you don't seem to be capable of learning, I guess I'll have to start from scratch! We're going to go over Impulses and how to better control them *again*."

The class groans, and you feel a little exasperated yourself. You're not especially knowledgeable, but you know this much at least. Azure apparently noticed your sigh and he points a finger at you.

"You there! Wild Card! Since you're new, how about you let us know how many times you've gone Berserk!"

>Berserk?
>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.
>Try to pass the question.

>>33028943
>>Berserk?
>>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.

>>33028943

>Berserk?
>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.

>>33028943
>Berserk?
Pretty sure we haven't

>>33028956
>>33028966
pls pick one

pls

>>33028943
>>33028983
>>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.

FIiiiiine pfft

>>33028943
>Berserk?

>>33028943
>Berserk?
I just get hungry. Claire usually has a cookie or something on hand

>>33028943

>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.

Also, I was looking at the setting doc to see if there was an explanation for beserk, and I was reading the supreme fur description again: "When manifesting your Chimera powers..."

What happened when we used (or use, I imagine we often do) our keen senses or get pissed off like that? Do we sprout fur and/or become more bestial in appearance?

>>33028943
Wait, he's assuming our impulse is RIP AND TEAR when we actually just get "God damn I could eat an entire buffet" right?

>>33028943
>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.
Been a close thing, but Captain's kept control very well.

>>33028943
>Try to pass the question.
That time in class with Yeager counts as one right?

>>33028943
>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him

>>33028983

Okay fiiiiiiiiiiiine

>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.

>>33028943
>You've never lost control of yourself. Throw his question back at him.
"I'm pretty sure Claire could back me up on this one. You know since she refuses to stop watching me. ever."

>>33028943
>Never lost control.

>>33029120

"Oh, I mean 'Bullets' since all you psychos use these chuuni names"

Double Cross:City of Fools Quest, in which Cap becomes a delinquent

Screw explanations, we need sass.

>gettin cookies
>after that, writing

>>33029252
Well yea, explanations are for nerds. School is for fools

>>33029206
>since all you psychos use these chuuni names"
We call ourselves Captain, and we have no first name.

I don't think we can call them out on using stupid nicknames.

We should invest in a deck of cards. then when we're playing with them in class and he yells our codename we can tell him we already removed those

>>33029311
We didn't name ourselves Captain. Everyone just called us the "Captain of the Go-Home Club" and the nickname stuck.

>>33029252
>Screw explanations, we need sass.
If we really need one later we can ask Claire

>>33029311

Yeah I'd imagine we have a "real" name (whatever the UGN mind-rape machines gave us, anyway), it's just never used.

>>33029372
UGN didn't do the mindwipe. That's why the ninjas, Doctor Germ and Chief all assume that Captain knows about AIR, etc.

>>33029311
>>33029335
Yeah, way back when I wanted to be pissy that no one called us by our actual name. Still wouldn't mind pointing it out at some point that 'not once have you used my real name', though we've kind of localized to the UGN system, and they all go by code names or false identities, so its kind of lost it's potency.

>>33029414

Well if the Doctor (who was associated with False Hearts) thinks we knew about the AIR project, then it was likely whoever ran the laboratory? So it could really be anyone who could/can afford to do high-end medical/genetic research? nation-states, corporations, mega-rich people, etc.

>>33029414
>>33029535
There was no mindwipe guys,
Captain is just a master of denial.

>>33029520

Let's test that out on Claire.

>>33029535
What if we did know. we just forgot.

I mean we have memories of actual parents and a childhood best friend watching cartoons with us. It's entirely probable that after the project was shut down and we were taken out that we were young enough to simply forget

>>33029579
>tfw it turns out our name is Cap Tan

>>33029520
>>33029579
>>33029627
You mention to Claire that she's never once used your real name.

"Darling, I just want to be affectionate and intimate, like any good wife!"

Right, sure. Does she even know what your real name is?

"Of course I do!"

You notice that she doesn't continue.

"It's... I know what it is."

You don't think she does.

"Do you think that I would offer my body up to some man whose name I don't even know?"

You do, actually, think that.

"Is this some new form of degradation play? Sniffle, sniffle. We need a safe word, darling. This is too cruel, even for me!"

>>33029706

...THis is sort of cute

>>33029728
and vaguely disturbing.

Much like Claire

>>33029706
Hm, we do need a safe word we can abuse. I vote 'GoddamnitClaire'.

>>33029779
>be onna mission inna woods
>Claire flirts with us as we are about to be devoured
>GoddammitClaire
>But Darling, I could've kept going much longer

What the hell is this asshole trying to pull? You've never once lost control of yourself, let alone doing whatever this berserk thing is. Azure is momentarily taken aback and he coughs.

"I have to admit, that's pretty impressive, but I wonder just how much suffering you've gone through. How many times have you died? How many friends and loved ones have you watched suffer because of your own weakness or inaction? I'm willing to bet that you've never experienced that loss," He turns his attention away from you, completely dismissing you as he goes back to his lecture, "And loss is the biggest threat to your sanity! An Overed with no ties to humanity, by choice or by fate, is doomed to become a Germ."

He points at the class and strikes a pose, throwing the tail of his coat behind him.

"And so today, we're all going to trade phone numbers!"

What

"That's right! Pick at least two people from this room and give them your phone number. Over the next week, I want all of you to forge new bonds with these people. Every new bond is another chance to stave off the Renegade. Make sure to keep a log of your daily interactions, and I *will* be checking these at the end of the week." He pauses, "I don't think I have to mention it, but no one person can accept more than two new 'friends' from this. This isn't a popularity contest."

Before you can say anything, you feel a tug on your sleeve. Rin is looking at you desperately while the rest of the class has their eyes locked on her. Oh, you think you know where she is going with this. You try to say something, but Azure cuts you off.

"And since you've decided to antagonize Devil, I'll be the one handling her contact info."

You hear a collective groan.

>Nope. No way. You're getting out of here.
>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.

>>33029574
I'm apalled I didn't think of this sooner, but unlike the other things Captain lies about, there's nothing to suggest he knows the truth.

>>33029597
Yeah, that works too. Program went until Captain was four or five or so, then the lab shuts down/is raided/Germ happens.

>>33029863
>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.
If only to help Rin

>>33029863
>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.
Get a new character, make sure Rin doesn't get bullied.

bitch about roaming rates if people call us

>>33029863
>>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.

Rin needs to be saved

>>33029779
Safe words are supposed to be things that would never come up during normal interactions or scenarios. So something like "I love you."

>>33029863
>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.
I GUESS.

>>33029863
>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.
Since we're the only one that didn't antagonize Rin, we'll probably wind up getting assigned her contact info.

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>>33029959
>So something like "I love you."

>>33029959
... The joke is that it is something we say every time, and thus it would curtail all her bullshit.

>>33029959
>So something like "I love you."
Kek

>>33029863

Our new contacts will be Rin and Azure

Have at you, you silly ass.

We'll forge a relation with YOU.

Imagine how much of a pain that will be.

>>33029863

>Decide to cooperate with this stupid idea.

>>33029863
>Nope.

Just because we're in Renegade Hogwarts Afterschool Program doesn't mean we aren't THE CAPTAIN. Let's sniff these jerks later and hit the arcade.

>>33030049

Whoever we get, we can just have Claire do our homework for us if we decide we don't like it. Imagine the kinds of things she would text to other girls (the ones she couldn't dominate anyway).

HELP

RIN IS SEIZING MY HEART, FAST

I'M LOSING FAITH IN CLAIRE

>>33030066

Seconding this. Although I feel bad for Rin, I say we exit with a dramatic eye roll.

>>33030119
she can be our maid.

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>>33030119
There is no need to choose, anon. It's been established that Rin and Claire are fine with sharing the Captain.

Okay, let me tally these votes (like I really need to) and get my bearing's straight.

>>33030119
I'm glad you like Rin

>>33029863
>Nope. No way. You're getting out of here.

We don't owe this candyass anything. We've been cool enough today; time to beat it.

>>33030220
can we decide to get Rin and Piercing's phone numbers?

>>33030368
I'm gown with that.

Getting dinner, post might be delayed a bit.

>>33030520

What, you mean those cookies weren't your dinner?

>>33030588
And now I just want cookies again...

>>33029863
Interrupt this jackass.
>I've died dozens of times. How many times have you gone berserk, again? I didn't here you the first time.

>>33030639
All right boys and girls, let's try and outguess DXR. Will this arc revolve around protecting Rin's smile? Will we have to fight Azure? How likely is it that we make it through the arc without combat again?

>>33030786

How many times have we "died"? Any? I can't remember off-hand but I think we've been hurt pretty bad and lost consciousness, while the injuries we sustain would kill even other non-Chimera Overed, not sure we've ever bit the bullet unless "passing out" or whatever counts as a death.

>>33030856
Crap. Maybe we should drop that part? I don't have the books, so I've been counting anything that would kill a normal human. Forgot to add in mutant toughness and healing factors.

>>33030848

I suspect this arc is going to be the Captain's exposure to what being a part of the UGN would really be like, or this Overed Rapture is about to come crashing down. Maybe both.

>>33030856
Captain receives fatal wounds with some regularity. Blood knives to the heart, full body blunt force trauma, electrocution, sniper blasts...

His fighting style involves dying, ignoring that, and smashing the other guy.

>>33031036
>His fighting style involves dying, ignoring that, and smashing the other guy.
The manliest of fighting styles

Fine.

Fine!

You'll go ahead and deal with this stupid plan. You pull out your phone and bring out your contact list: Home, Claire, Ayase, Chief....huh, this really is empty, isn't it? You and Rin exchange numbers over an awkward minute and a half as she struggles to remember where her contact information was hidden. As soon as you're finished, you find yourself momentarily pushed aside as Azure sidles up to Rin.

"Because I can't trust the others with this, I'll just be taking your contact information as well."

"Uh," Rin looks dumbfounded for a moment, but then perks up and smiles, "Y-yes, Piercing, sir. I'd like that."

Rin fumbles around with her phone some more, but you notice something strange about Azure. Yeah, this whole idea makes sense now; that smell, the quickened heartbeat, the way his fingers twitch, but most of all his goofy as hell grin tip you off. All of this was just a clumsy ploy to get Rin's number and have an excuse to call her. That's...that's really pathetic, Azure. Not that you're one to judge with your empty contact list.

"Um, uh...shouldn't you also get Wild Card's number, Piercing, sir?"

"What," He looks confused, but recovers swiftly,"Yes, I guess I oughta keep an eye on the new guy, huh? Just like I did for you." He grumbles and quickly takes your number down. As soon as he's finished, he scratches the back of his head and decides to back off, calling the session over. Before you can leave, Rin comes up to you and tugs at your shirt.

"T-thanks for sticking up for me. You and P-piercing are the only ones who are nice...I wish Bullets and Angel could be here with me...," She gasps, "Ah, I've just been whining to you haven't I? I'll, I'll shut up now. I promise I won't complain when I call you later, either."

>>33031092
You nod and head to the door. As you pass, you can see Azure staring into his phone at the instructor's desk. You feel kinda creeped out by his plan, and to be honest, your opinion of him is still pretty low thanks to that earlier argument you had. It seems you'd better get used to him, though

>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.
>Get out of here and head home.

Thank you for waiting patiently, by the way.

>>33031112
>>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

>>33031092
>>33031112

Claire is the best girl and the best waifu.

But Rin really needs a friend and Captain needs more people to social link due to his powers.

Captain also needs friends and people to talk to.

But Claire is best waifu so...
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

>>33031112
>Try talking to Azure.
Mention the fact we know Rin. And what he's up to. And how much of a dick move he just pulled.

>>33031112
>>Figure out what Claire has been doing.
I'm guessing it's clones of the captain so she can get the secret ingredient for her cooking

>>33031112

>Get out of here and head home.

Claire will find us, don't worry guys.

>>33031112
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

I hate to admitted, but watching Claire suffer (or listening to her describe it) is entertaining as hell.

>>33031112
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.
Claire what have you been up to

>>33031112
>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.
We are going to be able to troll the fuck out of this guy. "So... you like Rin, huh?"

>>33031092
>All of this was just a clumsy ploy to get Rin's number and have an excuse to call her
I'm not surprised coming from someone Claire taught

>>33031112
>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.

>>33031112

Yeah actually, >>33031197 was me.

Changing my vote to these:

>>33031188
>>33031231
>>33031241

>>33031112
>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.
So Rin eh?

>>33031112
Let's talk to Azure, Captain can use a person-he-doesn't-hate (because "friend" is stretching things) who isn't female.

>>33031112
>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.
Lets face it, aside from the President, every other man we've actually met who is Ovred has been an ass. Maybe Azure is just abrasive, maybe we can hang out at the arcade and have a friend NOT trying to get into our pants or being awkwardly attracted to us.

>>33031273
You really want Azure to pull us aside and demand advice on how to court the Divine Devil?

>>33031310
>>33031322
Or we could hate him. We should unleash our manly spirit mauling and get expelled, there by avoiding the entire academy.

>>33031310
Could we please find a male friend that isn't an insecure asshole?

>>33031357
But then we prove him right. And we have to prove him wrong, so we can rub it in his face later that he is an asshole.

>>33031339

Partner skills man. Plus Captain (subconsciously) needs to assert his dominance over this guy for cutting him off earlier.

>>33031357
>unleash manly spirit mauling -> get expelled

Don't kid yourself, we'd end up teaching an advanced psychological warfare class.
Claire would love being our TA...

>>33031112
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

I'd vote to spend time with any other male character. I look forward to somehow ruining Azure's reputation.

>>33031339
I want to mention our first meeting with Rin, especially the part about Claire tying her up for us to ravage.

>>33031112
>Decide to give talking with Azure another shot.

I hope we end up telling him that we can smell his fear.

>>33031450

"They agreed to share me, you know..."

>>33031112
>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

counting votes

>>33031188
>Mention the fact we know Rin. And what he's up to. And how much of a dick move he just pulled.
"What a dick, he was nice to a girl who was being bullied."

>>33031450
And her liking it.
Whatever we choose to do though. Activate our hair.

>>33031112
>>Figure out what Claire has been doing.

Maybe we can drag rin with us, so she doesnt get bullied for the rest of today.

>>33031415
Ooooooooh, you want to turn him into the Beta Male of our pack. That would raise Rin's status while dropping Angel to gamma...or not, Rin's really an Omega. Either way, Chief would probably stay at Alpha with Claire ignoring the entire hierarchy while trying to get us to bone her.

Clearly DeadMaid is the best "friend" material of the whole bunch.

>>33031518
Tricked her into giving him her phone number. It's manipulative and dickish.

>>33031518
I think he meant using his position as a teacher to get her number, but maybe you're right.

Claire
>>33031144
>>33031152
>>33031191
>>33031211
>>33031220
>>33031433
>>33031479

Azure
>>33031188
>>33031231
>>33031260
>>33031273
>>33031298
>>33031310
>>33031322
>>33031452

If I did my counting right

>>33031534
>DeadMaid
we should really chat with her more

>>33031619
Dead maid was pretty awesome.

>>33031534
You do realize that this isn't how any human or animal interaction actually works, right?

>>33031564
"Tricked" her into being pleasantly surprised and happy that a boy who wasn't a total dickhead to her asked her for her number.
>"Uh," Rin looks dumbfounded for a moment, but then perks up and smiles, "Y-yes, Piercing, sir. I'd like that."
Oh, man, look at how devastated Rin is that Azure manipulated her into this! God, what a monster!

>>33031591
Oh well, can we vote on how much we intend to mess with him and what level of violence we intend to respond to his taunts with?

I vote "BERZERKER!"

>>33031534

Yeah pretty much. And yeah, Claire is like some other, totally unrelated species of animal that just follows us around. Like a female, zoophilic Steve Irwin.

>>33031641
Yeah, I would tell him to just be straightforward with her and tell her he likes her IF he didn't already come off as a dick.

>>33031641

This is a game, not biology class. Same goes for us giving him shit about Rin. Obviously she didn't mind giving him her number, she probably likes him. Doesn't mean we can't, or wouldn't, rag on him about it.

>>33031591
Actually, to follow up on >>33031646, can we permakill Overeds by eating them without going insane?

>>33031641
manipulation is not the basis of a stable and lasting relationship.

So what I'm saying is that we tell him if he really wants to date her, he will be straightforward and honest with her. If we get a hint he's beating her or otherwise abusing her, we'll tell Claire.

>>33031653
"Ahnd heah we have tha Keypten, a rayah and gorgeous beastie capable ahv tehrin ahn oahvahd apaht with hees bare hands.


Ahm gonna poke him with ah stick ta see eef aye ken mayke him giv a fahck"

Claire, what are you doing with that-GODDAMMIT CLAIRE

>>33031641
Are you implying that Piercing isn't behind the class prancing Rin? Because he is.

>>33031700
>I would tell him to just be straightforward with her and tell her he likes her
>>33031751
>So what I'm saying is that we tell him if he really wants to date her, he will be straightforward and honest with her.
He's a fucking teenage boy, give him a break.

Plus, if he actually did come out and say, "I like you, Rin Kadokawa, would you please go out with me?" Rin would probably implode or some shit.

>>33031751
>If we get a hint he's beating her or otherwise abusing her
>>33031786
>Piercing is behind the class pranking Rin
Holy shit, what the hell?

Is /tg/ incapable of understanding that not all people who don't like you are nefarious villains who must be destroyed?

>>33031591
Can we start chewing some gum and accidentally have it end up in his hair?

>>33031709
She might like him, but I'm worried about him being the 'nice guy' archetypical asshole. He did something for her (protecting her from bullies) and expects her to do 'something' for him. Three guesses what the 'something' is.

>>33031751
>oahvahd
What? What is that word?

>>33031793
And Rin's family is not around to play "Wanna see our knife collection" with the new boyfriend, so we're taking that slot

>>33031641
It would've been cool if he just asked her. She probably would've just said yes. But manipulating someone, even if they enjoy, is a dick thing to do. If you still think that is fin, lets just agree to disagree. I've already been in one thread that sunk because of a protracted argument tonight, and I really don't want to watch it happen again.

>>33031856
Overed with a terrible, incomprehensible australian accent

>>33031828

That very well might be the case. It's also possible that he is behind it in some way. These people are CRAZY. They aren't even human, really. Not to mention we are in "keikaku doori" land.

It's a bit of a spoiler, but I'm not really into writing terribly abusive relationships outside of the realm of comedy. Just so you know.

>>33031860
"Wanna see our knife collection" is dumb when you're talking about a girl with superpowers who used to be in the military.

>>33031911
and a crippling lack of self confidence

>>33031911
Not one the person in question is also likely the doormattiest of doormats.

>>33031885
This is a good thing. I think.

>>33031885
oh good, I was afraid this might start sliding into grimderp

>>33031885
I think you mentioned a while back that this is mostly a comedy. Getting away from the grimdarkness is sometimes a good thing.

>>33031860
...doesn't Rin's mom have access to The Launch Codes?

You wait until the classroom empties out and then slowly approach Azure. It seems as if he's in his own little world, staring at Rin's contact information in his phone. You feel like you could probably take his wallet right now without him even noticing, but instead you decide to get his attention. You figure that talking about a subject he would be interested in should do the trick. Azure's eyes snap into focus and he looks at you.

"What was that about Devil?"

You repeat yourself, feeling like you can get a little fun out of this ordeal. You mention that you know that he has a crush on Rin. It's actually painfully obvious to watch. Azure looks away from you and murmurs to himself, then he flicks his phone shut.

"So what about it? Are you here to tell me to back off?"

No, not at all. Rin's a sweet girl, but you already have enough issues with the fairer sex. You just thought that you'd let him know that you have him by the balls right now. And what's more, setting up this elaborate ruse...that's pretty weak. He's got some weight to throw around here, couldn't he have just asked for her number to begin with? He crosses his arms and huffs.

"Figures a Chimera like you wouldn't get it. You know, we human beings don't just pounce on people we like. We have to warm up to them slowly and get to know them better."

You think to yourself that Claire doesn't seem to follow this principle. Even if he wants to take it slow, it doesn't seem like Rin dislikes him at all. You're pretty sure he didn't need any pretense to start talking with her. Unless...

"...Yeah, I'm maybe a little bit nervous talking to her. So what? You got a problem with that?"

Oh, this is hilarious. Wasn't Claire his mentor? He should be much, much more at ease with being direct with people. Azure gives you a funny look as you mention that.

>>33032372

"Battle Doll only knew about weird things, like how to seduce targets and strangers. She used to talk about things like love, but it was obvious she didn't really get it. I can't use anything she taught me here!"

You have a hard time containing your laughter. Knowing that Claire is the one who taught him about girls explains his complete ineptitude. At least he has the common sense not to take what she says as fact.

"What's so funny? You're not any better with girls, are you? You just put Battle Doll up to all that before, right?"

No, you're fairly sure that Claire is completely serious. You can't say you're good with women but at least you're not a nervous wreck. Living with Chief and Claire has made you a little more comfortable with women, after all. The overdressed tutor drops his jaw and then puts his hands together.

"If...if that's true, then you gotta help me out. I know you're friends with Rin, and if you know anything about girls, you should be able to tell me something useful! I'll take back everything I said about you if you'll do me this favor. I don't even know how I'm going to call Devil tonight! Come on, one man to another. You must have had trouble with women at some point yourself!"

As you look at the UGN student in front of you, you think to yourself about every little gripe and pain the UGN and its missions have subjected you to. You think about the daily insanity you deal with when you talk to Claire and Chief, and also the oddball and awkward conversations you've had with Rin and Angel. You wonder to yourself if you should really do anything to help this guy...

[End of thread! We're leaving on a small cliffhanger this time so you can better think about how you want to do this.]

>>33032449

The only thing I need to think about is the terrible price we're going to extract from this bastard once this is said and done with. Getting him and Rin together will be easy-- even for the Captain. Tolerating hanging out with other people and keeping Claire from trying to get involved will be more difficult.

I thought Rin liked the cap.

Are we really doing this?

>>33032449

Oh this is precious

>>33032568
That the great thing.

Azure is gonna NTR himself and Captain is getting another girl in his harem.

>>33032449
Aw, he really likes her.


And I can totally sympathize with him for being this bad with girls if CLAIRE was the one who taught him

>>33032568
Rin thought the Cap was handsome and was flattered when Claire told her he was interested, but after he cleared that mess up it feels like she just looks up to him. I think she ships Cap x Claire too.

>>33032568

I think it would be more accurate to say that Rin would let the Cap jump her bones. And maybe she thinks she likes him, she's a teenager after all, but Cap is too intense for her. Unless she's into that, which is certainly possible.

>>33032568
We are now! (and now I'm off to read the update to find out what we're doing!)

>>33032660

We should take her by force for our self. Azure can have Shining Void, she's old news.

>>33032714

We'll show him what it really means to go berserk.

>>33032664

What update? I did notice his twitter said something about high school SoL and karaoke. Personally I am looking forward to Clairaoke, what do you think she'll sing to us?

>>33032449
We're forcing him to live with Chief and Claire for a month. I don't care how or really why we engineer it, it just has to happen.

>>33032789
cheesy 90/early 00's girly love songs

I don't see Claire as the type to listen to any form of pop

>>33032660
>Cap is too intense for her
Cap isn't intense, at all. He's super chill.

Archive is up you guys.

>>33032871
Rin did chicken out when it came time to do the do. I will confirm that she thinks Cap would be too much for her.

>>33032952
That's just because Claire is feeding her all this nonsense.

>>33032836

I wonder if she can even sing with that flat, emotionless voice of hers. I could see her being technically good, but creepy and artificial sounding.

>>33032871

Cap is only super chill when he controls his impulses. What do you think he'd be like in the sack, even with Claire? Do you think Rin is ready for that?

>>33033003
>Cap is only super chill when he controls his impulses. What do you think he'd be like in the sack, even with Claire? Do you think Rin is ready for that?
Cap could go all out with Claire. I like to think he'd control himself with Rin.

>>33032952

we can fix that

>>33032952
>>33032971
clearly we must show them how completely untrue claire's assumptions are

>>33033038

I'm not sure how much of a choice he has once he gets going.

Oh, and Claire is definitely going to sing "Like a Virgin."

>>33032836
>>33032789
Claire would sing the cheesiest, girliest love song you can think of. You would get cavities in your teeth just from listening.

>>33033038
>>33033003
It's been heavily implied, I think, but Captain truly fears what would happen if he tried to be "intimate" with someone. Even passing thoughts have made him flare up.

>>33033121

>Claire will not under any karaoke circumstances create a hologram/real cake around herself and pop out while singing "Happy Birthday Mr. President~" to Captain.

That's probably a relief, right?

>>33033202
Probably

>>33033121

I guess we'll have to ask Lunatic High about it eventually. It will be gloriously awkward.

>>33033376
Even odds if she'd jump us if we ever started that conversation, but it's probably still worth having before we accidentally kill someone.

>>33033376
>>33033419
I'm sure she'd just list useful techniques for getting the other party off ASAP

>>33033419
Wouldn't she try and give Captain the Talk? Her version of it, at least. In a weird way, it could be a useful window into Claire's mind.

>>33033657
>"Listen up, boy, Claire's weak spot is her asshole..."

>>33033718
I'd actually think that Claire's weakapot would be her ears. Think about what hearing Captain's voice whispering sweet words in close quarters would do to her.

>>33032372
>we human beings
He still thinks he's a human. I don't know if that's sad or pathetic.

Alas, I was too late to contribute this week. Here's my takeaway though

>Captain's not the only Master of Denial. The whole thread seems to have forgotten that the Doctor incited us to Berzerk leading to a whole subplot about Cap being afraid of himself and his power usage being spotty.

>Apparently the greatest qualifier for friendship in Cap's eyes is being completely unable to speak (Dead Maid). Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

>If we play wingman for Piercing Azure, we seriously need to warn him about Angel. At best she'll rope him into the Prepure act ... at worse, she might be a jealous partner.

>>33033840
She likes to have her ears nibbled.

>>33033982
That wasn't berserk, we were still partially in control, and we impaled ourself repeatedly with out claws in order to keep from doing anything we'd regret.

The second is completely true, but the third would be implying we're going to be helpful in any way, shape or form.

>>33033982
I want to see Cap try to sabotage Azure, but fail and end up helping him.

>>33033840
>weakspot
Damn.

>>33033982
Does it still count as going berserk if it's artificially induced? That didn't seem quite like what Azure was getting at in the lecture.

>>33034088
I wanna see Cap tell him to try the bad boy routine and then Azure fucks it up cause he can't really do it and it somehow works anyway.

>>33034066
You can recover from Berzerk just by burning a Major or Minor Action. It's pretty clear that the Renegade got away from us there and that's what freaked Cap out, to me at least.

>>33034112
I'd count it, if only because we have some idea what it's like. Clarifying that we didn't lose control, it was taken from us would be Cap's priority (fighting the Gjaums tends to do that, and a few Syndromes can insight it like that, so I can only assume that there were provisions for such thing's in Azure's lecture plan).

Also, hey, if he slammed us for a lack of control we can just remind him that while he's hiding in a pocket dimension proudly playing air conditioner we were busy punching out ninja clans and foiling terrorist attacks.

>>33034153
I want to see Azure horribly screw up asking Rin out by trying too hard to be cool, but Rin gets it anyway and passes out from embarrassment after saying okay,

>>33034205
I see. Thanks for the explanation. I need to read those rulebooks don't I?

>>33034334
I want to see Cap not help the asshole because fuck that guy.

I'm also a Rinfag.

If we do help Azure we should at least get some mockery in, and maybe even make him into a better person.

Start by pointing out that he's a dick, sure he's nice to Rin, the girl he likes, but was an ass to us for being a "useless Chimera", and only changed his tune when we had something he wanted. Not really the best way to get what you want. How he's an arrogant guy, but hasn't even fought a single group of ninjas.

Then we convince him that Rin would like him more if he was a cool guy who saved people, fought bad guys, and the like, stand back, and watch the show.

>>33036275

We could just mention that Rin was all for fucking just because of our sheer badassary, then tell him where the nearest false heart base is.

>>33036353
His rage if we told him about our bondage exhibit would be glorious

>>33035920
This holy shit all of this.
We finally get the chance to interact seriously with the only female character so far that I don't hate (while I'm asleep) and you guys are trying to ship her off with some dickleak that we don't even want to be friends with?
Goddammit.

>>33037444

Not all of us, at least.

Just got here. Personally I want to NTR the little bastard. Should have invited Rin on a date after class.

>>33038818
We should just tell Rin Azure has a crush on her.

Literally straight up tell her.

No idea what would happen, but eh.

>>33038818
>Personally I want to NTR the little bastard. Should have invited Rin on a date after class.
Please lets do this next time we get the chance.
I'm never here for the threads so there's 0% chance I can help swing the vote.

>>33039446
She might say yes in that case though. I don't like him enough to help him in anyway.

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>>33039570
>>33038818

>>33035920

In all likelihood we would've gotten roped into this anyways.

>>33037444

That YOU like. Don't get me wrong, I think Cap's got a little soft spot for her, but "the girl" he was talking about to the Doctor was Claire, and like it or not she's really the only one for him.

>>33039570
>Implying I've ever here for the threads.

I'm rarely ever here. I'll try to be here though just for the NTR brigade.

>>33039825
DXR's defense for all the shit so far has been "it's anime, I ain't gotta explain shit".
I'm not a fan of harems, and by God I'm usually vocal in my protests against them, but if he can't find it within his abilities to have us at least keep a little Rin on the side of our ClaireTrain then... well, I would be extremely disappointed being as how I've been looking forward to the chance for a LI other than Claire for the better part of 3 arcs now.

>>33039893

We will literally go crazy and/or lose our powers if we aren't around Claire. And she would probably kill, hurt, or threaten Rin if, for some reason, we decided she was girlfriend material. Claire only tolerated her as a fuck-buddy, not an actual rival for our affections. And even if she gets with Azure, if we had a mind to we could just pull the same shit we did with the ninja girl and make her crazy for us. I think that would be really out of character for the Captain, but I think we can seduce almost any girl with our powers.

>>33039977
>Time to make beast jokes about the Captain.

Holy shit you people are petty.

"He called me a mean name! I hate him forever!"

Christ.

>>33039977
>We will literally go crazy and/or lose our powers if we aren't around Claire.
No. We go crazy if we have no social links whatsoever. Your statement was true while we were being effectively forced into only talking to Claire, but that's no longer the case.

> And she would probably kill, hurt, or threaten Rin if, for some reason, we decided she was girlfriend material.
All the more reason to cut the bitch out of our life entirely. And possibly murder her if she refuses.
Fucking hell, yandere a worst.

>>33039990
>picks a fight for no reason
>implies he's superior to us, again for no reason
>talks down to us in front of the class
>disregards any chance for us to correct him on his assumptions on our history
>be a beta-ass faggot that can't ask a girl out
>abuses authority in order to get Rin's number and an excuse to talk to her
>completely changes his tune to us when finding we might be useful to him

Yeah, nah. Fuck this guy.

>>33040026
>Yeah, nah. Fuck this guy.
Your entire diatribe there is so obviously full of self-serving bias it lowers my general opinion of the entire species to which you belong.

>>33040036
Point out the bits where Azure is a likable human being and I might consider your point.

>>33040040
>Point out the bits where Azure is a likable human being and I might consider your point.
It's impossible because your brain is so fucked up that even if he gave all his discretionary income to starving orphans in Sub-Saharan Africa, you'd decide he was just doing it to look good.

>>33040051
>I have no evidence that he's a likable human being so I'm going to attack you instead of defend the character.
Right, got it.

>>33039990
>Being nice to a guy who pretty much tells you to fuck off within 3 seconds of meeting. Then multiple times tries to start shit with you.

This there a word for how passive it would be to try to buddy up to this guy?

>>33040062
>Right, got it.
Did you miss the part where he has a crush on a girl and was embarrassed about it and etc? Oh, no, you didn't, you just decided to intentionally interpret that in the most ridiculously malicious way possible (along with the entire rest of the thread). If it had been *Rin* doing the completely ridiculous overwrought plan to get a boy she liked's number rather than just asking him outright, would you be considering her a manipulative monstrosity?

>>33040074
I'm not saying be BFFs with him. Just avoid him. Being an asshole to him is just petty and stupid. Sometimes people don't like you. It doesn't make them evil abusive manipulative monsters, like half this thread seems to believe.

>AP
>abusive manipulative monster
Stop giving him credit, he's not smart enough for that. At the very best, just an insecure punk.

>>33040026

What makes you think we CAN cut her out of our life? I don't know what makes Claire's satisfaction stat drop, but. i'd imagine actually ignoring her would probably do the trick. She will only become more amorous and aggressive if we try to cut her out of our life. Besides, I don't think DXR would let us anyway.

The Doctor, our likely creator, told us not to let Claire get away from us. He might've meant that in the sense that she was a good catch, but there's probably other reasons as well.

>>33040105
>evil abusive manipulative monsters, like half this thread seems to believe.

Why would anyone think that? He seems just to be an irritant to me. Since the feeling of dislike is mutual here I imagine the captain would be a jerk back. I don't think he would go really far with it though.

Just in general telling a guy you look down on him big time getting him stuck in a lecture. Then trying to pick at him in class. Then saying "Hey if you help me with this girl you know I'll take it all back." Is just asking for it.

>>33040133

Seriously this.

>>33040105
So... he can be a nice guy when he's trying to get into a vulnerable girl's pants, therefore I should treat everything he does in a brighter light. The fact that he's willing to be friends with us only NOW (despite having tried to start shit over nothing several times) after he's discovered that we might be useful in helping him get the pussy is clearly a reason to embrace him as a comrade in arms.

Oh wait, no. He's still an unlikable cunt.

>>33040137
>Besides, I don't think DXR would let us anyway.
And there is the root of our problem from the beginning.
But let's ignore that, because I don't want to start shit. I can live with being forced to endure Claire, but using that as an excuse to cut out all other LI's does not a happy Anon make.

>>33040171
>So... he can be a nice guy when he's trying to get into a vulnerable girl's pants, therefore I should treat everything he does in a brighter light.
You're doing it again. That thing where you interpret everything he does in the worst possible light because you don't like him. You should stop doing it, it's a bad habit to get into.

>>33040185
>Implying it isn't moe
>My little anon can't possibly be this cute.

Though yeah he just has a crush really. It's just he is really shit everything. Though what's really interesting is he knew Rin and Captain was friends so why the hell did he start something? Especially since it only makes sense to ask help from the friends.

>>33040217
Because he's an insecure teenage boy with more hormones than sense.

>>33040232
Can't really empathize with that very well.

>>33040264
Why not? I was never a very hormonal teenager and I can empathize with it perfectly fine.

>>33040133
>abusive manipulative monster
Except that no-one has said this.
One guy said setting this up just to get her number was manipulative and dickish.
From there, the only people even saying "manipulative" are all you idiots trying to say he isn't.

The rest of us are just saying he's a beta fag and a dick.

>>33040278
People were unironically worried that he was going to abuse Rin up thread. Your argument falls flat on the evidence.

>>33040291
>One person casually takes the "overprotective Big Brother" approach to setting them up
>HALF THE THREAD IS CALLING HIM AN ABUSIVE LOVER
No.

>>33040332
There are only two people in the thread at any one time: me, and everyone else.

>>33040271
Pretty much my entire high school years was spent thinking everything ahead. I rarely ever got into a fight or anything. So things that would self sabotage is hard for me to empathize with just because I would generally not do that.

>>33040371
I never even attended high school and I can still empathize with the entire cast.

>>33040345
>implying you're not me

>>33040414
>Implying your not me

>>33040137
The doctor never actually specified claire, the girl in question was never named.

>thinking DXR will allow NTR
He has ranted about how it is terrible.

AP looks like a guy who fronts like a "Cool Guy" dick, but is probably just an insecure and nice guy. He's like reverse Hawkeye. I wouldn't mind helping him out.

>>33042011
>Terrible

It is when your the guy getting NTRed.