>>33085241
>>You're super brave now, so you can send Mani and Dorle in first with confidence!
This also gives us a chance to get to know our newest recruit a little better.

>>33085241
>>Search around the top of the ruins for clues.

>>33085241
>Search around the top of the ruins for clues.
Clues are great.

>>33085241
>Search around the top of the ruins for clues.
Knowing is half the battle.

>>33085356
>>33085319
>>33085290

Alright! Give me a d20 for a search check. Your keen goblin looting eyes are hungry for detail, but your stomach is also hungry for food so you aren't entirely focused.

Rolled 10

>>33085371
Best eyes around!

Rolled 10

>>33085371
DICE

>>33085241
>>Search around the top of the ruins for clues.

>>33085371

Whoops. First time trying to follow another quest while running one myself. Not used to all this trip dropping.

But yeah, this.

Rolled 11

>>33085371
Nat1 inc

>>33085380
>>33085384
>>33085396

Shax. Most average eyes in the west! Writing.

>>33085380
>>33085384
>>33085396
Things don't get much more average than this.

"Hey, woah, before we go rushing into someplace obviously haunted, we should check it out, right?" Dorle and Mani look at each other as you become the voice of reason. "I mean, just look at it." There are cobwebs hanging from the entance, with lizards crawling over them. The grass is suddenly wilted near the dillapidated pillars. There are dead bugs all over the ground. The inside is lit with spooky purple light. "That's haunted. Or am I crazy?"

The elven lancer strolls to the entrance and grabs one of the spider lizards. It grows wings, hisses, and flies off.

"I ain't touchin' one of them things." Mani says immediately.

Dorle pats him on the shoulder, "Nobody said you hadta. Come on, let's take a look about, then." With the help of three more sets of eyes, and Brokagh who is just following you around while cleaning his teeth, you start to combo the top of the place and the immediate entrance for clues. All sorts of creepy stuff is hanging around this place, but there isn't much you tell is here. The elven hunter rules out the undead, saying that the 'stench of decay' isn't 'oppressive and ever present'. Well that's good, you don't really want to deal with undead anymore.

The lancer does find several symbols of a known deviant elvish cult of this area. She can't tell how old they are, though. It could be inhabited or it could be empty. But, she does tell you the cult deals with enchantments and demons mostly.

"They worship Snorflorbax. He is the ultimate incarnation of decadence, a slovenly fat beast who encourages us high elves to stop being noble and protective of nature, and feasting on it like a true master would." It doesn't sound too bad at all, really.

>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.
>They gotta have this place thoroughly trapped if the elves haven't found and wiped this ruin out yet. Take it easy.
>Just have Mani and Dorle clear the way with low yield explosives.

>>33085569
>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.
Whoop!

>>33085569
>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.
Fuck the elf police.

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>>33085569
>They gotta have this place thoroughly trapped if the elves haven't found and wiped this ruin out yet.
>Let's rush in anyway

I think I'm going to do a group portrait thing while this thread is up. Who do you want included?

>>33085569
Cobwebs are weak to cutting damage.

>>33085604
>>33085569
Forgot my
>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.

>>33085602
Shax and all the good minions. Fetidclaw, Bearbreath, Brokagh, Whoop, and everybody's favorite, Alfonse

>>33085569
>>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.
No fish left behind! He was our first _real_ follower, and we're not going to let him down.

>>33085569
>>Hopefully it's not some weird sacrifice. What if it is?? Rush in to save your beloved fish monster man.

>>33085602
Sssssssindri

>>33085569
Man, you elves have lame evil gods.

>>33085663

I agree. Anyway, you're rushing on in!

Let's get a d20 roll for collateral damage and luck!

Rolled 15

>>33085687
The dice gods giveth.

Rolled 12

>>33085687
Shax style!

Rolled 1

>>33085687
But shall they taketh away?

Rolled 13

>>33085687
DICE

Rolled 14

>>33085724
God fucking damn. You just HAD to say it.

>>33085724
Hmmm...

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>>33085724
If only my internet was a little faster.

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>>33085724

dun dun dunnnnn

This gif reminds me of how much I want to put Sucy type character into a quest

Anyway. Writing!

>>33085724
In the future anon if you feel the need to tempt fate just don't ok?

>>33085756
Anon here.

That's not going to happen. I tempt fate with the weather, the buses, and women. Why stop for quests?

>>33085882
In those cases you only risk yourself.
Think of the rest of us, anon.

>>33085917
You'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?

Hmm, well. The place is generally creepy, but not overtly dangerous as far as you can tell. "Alright guys, we're gonna charge it! Let's catch them off guard!" Dorle and Mani cheer. The elf raises a hand. "Yes, you with the lance, did you have something to say?"

She puts her hand down. "Uhm. We've been making a lot of noise up here. I don't know if that will still count as getting them off guard." She has a good point. But you've got a better one.

"Doesn't that mean we need to charge them to save Whoop, since they know we're here?" You cross your arms and make a smug face. Check and point. Or match. Mate?

With the argument well in hand, you put your sword in hand as well. "Alright, you boys. I'll lead!" You make a dramatic swish to cut the webs out of your way, but it gets stuck on your sword so you swing it a few more times in the entrance before marching in. You start to pick up your pace when you hear weird groaning noises, and when the shrieking cackling starts you're practically running. Something lunges at you from the side, and you hit it so hard that it basically gets atomized. You almost tripped up on the stairs down, but you manage to catch yourself. You're balance training is really paying off! Then something tackles you from behind. The familiar swearing notes it as Dorle.

You both go tumbling down the stairs until you reach the bottom, crashing through a doorframe in tangled mess. A bomb goes rolling out of his satchel into a lit fireplace. You and the duergar stare at it for a moment before it explodes. Two cultists come rushing in, brandishing knives and they each have some sort of weird lizard with crab arms on a leash.

"Intruders! Get them!" The jig is up!

>Snap up on your feet quickly and defend against the rushing pincer reptiles! Reinforcements are right behind you.
>Fight from the ground! Sweep your sword to cover for Dorle as he rights himself.
>Ignore the lizards, get on your feet and rush the robed dudes!

Rolled 5

>>33086028
>Snap up on your feet quickly and defend against the rushing pincer reptiles! Reinforcements are right behind you.

>>33086028
>rush robed dudes
always kill magic folk first
that's the rules of all combat ever

>>33086028
Do a cool flip jump while spinning

We fell down on purpose to catch them off guard

Crouching lizard hidden turtle, you know? That is definitely a thing that we intended to do.

>>33086028
>Fight from the ground! Sweep your sword to cover for Dorle as he rights himself.

>>33086028
>>Ignore the lizards, get on your feet and rush the robed dudes!

>>33086028
>>Ignore the lizards, get on your feet and rush the robed dudes!
Lizards are almost as cute as turtles. Maybe we can tame them!

>>33086028
>Fight from the ground! Sweep your sword to cover for Dorle as he rights himself.

Robed dudes are a pretty clear advantage.

Can you resist their enchantments?? Give me a d20 roll!

I'm just in a rolling mood today, for some reason.

Rolled 15

>>33086159

Rolled 9

>>33086159

Rolled 5

>>33086159
Time for mediocrity

Rolled 17

>>33086159
Can we get a good roll for once, please?

>>33086174

You can! But it doesn't count.

>>33086166

This guy can, and his does count.

Robes and knives? You know what that means. Assassins! Except assassins wouldn't be lurking in a creepy ruin with really cute lizards that they messed up with gross crab hands. So that means they're cultists! You gotta take them out, quick! They were strong enough to charm Whoop, weren't they? That means they just gotta be trouble.

Leaping to your feet using your sword as leverage, you quickly rush past the snipping claws of the crustaciatiles. Weird dark runes form a circle around your feet and rush up your body, and your vision fades for a second. You quickly shake it off however, falling into a roll to avoid the next sorcerous blast. After you come out of your roll, you bring up your sword in a two handed reverse grip and bisect the poor guy to your right.

"Holy shi-" With a simple twist of your arms, you bring the sword in a horizontal downwards arc to your left, quickly dispatching the other cultist.

You snap around, hoping the crab lizards haven't assaulted Dorle before he got up yet. You see one is tearing a chunk out of his side with a claw, while grabbing his arm in a vice grip, but he seems to have brained the other to death. Before you can get to him, the lizard gets peppered with crossbow bolts. Mani and the lancer step into the place.

"There you are. Why'd you guys get so far ahead of us?" Dorle scratches his head in embarrassment, with a wince of pain.

"It was my idea!" Might as well help him save face. The room is pretty bare except for a bunch of uninteresting religious texts. Up ahead is a short hall way, forking to the right. Both entrances have closed doors.

>Straight ahead! It is a big fancy door, so this must be the ritual place.
>To the right! No one would hold a ritual in their biggest room! That's gotta be the dining room. To the right is a smaller door, so that's like their basement or whatever.

>>33086312
>>Straight ahead! It is a big fancy door, so this must be the ritual place.

>>33086312
>To the right!

>>33086312
>>Straight ahead! It is a big fancy door, so this must be the ritual place.

>>33086312
>To the right! No one would hold a ritual in their biggest room! That's gotta be the dining room. To the right is a smaller door, so that's like their basement or whatever.

>>33086312
to the basement!

>>33086312

To the big fancy door!

Next vote takes the tie! I'll write as soon as it comes in.

>>33086312
Go big and fancy! Cultists are big on flash.

>>33086481

Doors are tearing this thread apart!

>>33086516

The only solution is to tear them apart instead.

Hmmm, you're not sure how important this decision is. But, as far as you know each second counts a great deal. So, there is no time to stand around! You figure you'll go through the huge door! Even if Whoop isn't back there, there is sure to be a bunch of people you can beat up and interrogate. Hopefully beat up in a gentler way than before. Since those guys aren't much good for interrogating. 'Cause they're dead.

Trying the door handle, you find it is locked. You attempt to pick the lock, punching your sword through the door handle and also door. The door is now unlocked. Kicking the debris away you step into a really gross room.

Fluids are all over the ground. The kinda gross liquids that make you think of the word 'fluid' instead of wet, damp, or moist. It's totally disgusting. Brokagh makes a face. "Bout time you showed up, Brokagh. What were you doing?"

He holds up a key ring. "That room you tumbled by had some interesting stuff. Like a way to open this door without making a gigantic racket." Several growls are heard, "And avoiding attention from stuff like that."

You pout, "How the heck was I supposed to double back there, I've been busy since I fell."

Brokagh shrugs, "It's cool. You've got me to help out for that kinda stuff." He tosses the key ring at you, and you catch it, noticing some movement out of the corner of your eye.

It's a huge lizard! It's got massive rear legs, a long neck, a huge jaw, and lots of sharp teeth. It has two large out of place crab pincers poking out of its side, and it roars! It also has really cute feathers, in all sorts of colors. Blue, orange, yellow.

You quickly glance around, other than the giant monster there isn't really anything else.

>Charge it! You are stronger than some dumb t-rex.
>Dorle and Mani should light it up! Let's save ourselves a fight.
>Dare Brokagh to wrestle it into submission.
>Wish really hard Bearbreath was here to tame it.
>Elven Lancer lady should handle it, she's just sorta been hanging out.

>>33086844
DISCARD THE SWORD
WRESTLE THE BEAST INTO SUBMISSION AND CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN
Note what it looks like and see if you can make a crystal version later?

>>33086844
Do we still have that thing that lets us force invite a party member?

>>33086844
Could we just ignore it and peak our head in the second door?

>>33086844
>Dare Brokagh to wrestle it into submission.
Dave Brokagh! Break this beast with your wrestling moves!

>>33086844
>Brokagh! Unleash your inner Steve Irwin!

>>33086844
>>Wish really hard Bearbreath was here to tame it.
>Charge it! You are stronger than some dumb t-rex.

And then mount it! Impose your will on the big lizard with cute feathers!

Rolled 16

>>33086844
What kind of sick people are we dealing with, doing that to the poor lizards?

>>33086844

this: >>33086942
We've killed too many adorable lizards today. They don't just grow on trees!

So... you guys want to personally wrestle the T-Rex into submission? Alright.

That's a thing you can do I guess.

Roll a d20! I'll be gentle, I promise.

Rolled 5

>>33087027
The dice giveth.

Rolled 5

>>33087027

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Rolled 18

>>33087027

Rolled 8

>>33087027

Pain and suffering, these are some of my favorite things

>>33087068
Hooray, you saved Shax from embarrassing herself.

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>>33087068

You actually hit the DC I set.

Y-you're so strong, anonymous...

Writing.

>>33087115

Wat. How did my trip mess up.

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>>33087115
W-Well, I mean, ch-chief-kun.. I try, I try so hard..

>>33087068
And Shax continues to be crazy impressive. Time for nobody in the party to be surprised. Again.

>>33087139

Shax wrestled it to death with her super adorable strength

>>33087115
The Old Iron King gives us strength.

>>33087157
Maybe we'll loop back around soon and start shocking people when Shax does stupid and impossible things.

Or the news will spread and she'll just be regarded as an unstoppable force of nature, like an avalanche or a hurricane. It's not trying to hurt you, it's just sort of there, and you're in the way.

>>33087115
>>33087139
Don't ruin its pretty feathers.

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It's pretty big. But you don't wanna kill it. It is really cute, after all. After you do something about fixing those arms, that is. Non-lethal options though... You look at your sword. It is really cool, and super awesome. But it also is super awesome at murdering. Maybe you ought dial it back a bit. You glance at Brokagh. He's currently flexing and winking at the elven lancer. He just blew a kiss. Okay, yeah, you're not gonna rely on him for anything.

You toss your sword to the side with a clatter and pat your arms, doing some stretches as you walk over to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egne2ZCMM_0

As it starts to stomp closer you start to run, it opens its jaw and fully leans over, looking like some sorta fanged feathery spear, turning its head sideways as it makes a loud snap of its jaws. Goodness, if you got caught in that you'd probably be straight dead. Luckily, you dodge it and slip under the neck. One crab arm snips at you menacingly but you manage to juke around it, jumping onto the beast's flank.

In defense, it tries to roll onto it's back, but you leap off in time for it to crash to the ground. Before it can right itself you leap on to it's neck, avoiding the snapping of claws.

Using its feathers to find purchase, you quickly scale the beast till you are on the crest of it's head. The massive lizard lets loose another thunderous roar and attempts to slam you into the ceiling, but you poke it in the eye real hard. As it thrashes, you swing down under its neck, flexing your back and shoulder muscles as hard as you can to pul its jaw into the ground with a sickening thud. You make a victory sign at Brokagh, who is just sorta staring at you.

What the hell are you going to do with this thing?

>Muzzle it, chain it up, and come back later or something?
>Drop a pearl and dump the t-rex in your palace for your stewards to deal with.
>I don't know. Kill it while it's down or something?

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, and come back later or something?
Definitely come back for it! And let everyone know it's now our pet.

Rolled 17

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, drop a pearl and dump the t-rex in your palace for your stewards to deal with.
Hell, we can even use this portal as our escape-route as well.

>>33087459

Can we muzzle and chain it before we spend it to the palace?

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, and come back later or something?
We don't need Bearbreath to tame it when we can do it ourselves.

>>33087459
Reminder to everybody that we have that ogre strength belt and also that mask that can make us giant.

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, and come back later or something?

High five Brokagh as well

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, drop a pearl so your stewards can take care of it.

>>33087459
What do you guys think would happen if we fed it an astral pearl?

>>33087459
>that pic
I WANNA RIDE IT

GUYS

Guys

What are we naming him?

>>33087574
Ooh, there's an idea

What's the worst that could happen?

>>33087459
>Muzzle it, chain it up, and come back later or something?
We can come back to it after we find whoop.

I don't want to leave random entrances to our place.

>>33087593
Mr. Lizard

>>33087593
MISTER LIZARD

>>33087593
Skip.

>>33087593
Mr. Scales

>>33087593
Landshark
Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt
The Feathered Fiend
Chompy
Bitey

>>33087608

Even I don't know.

So muzzling it seems more popular than dropping it off at the palace, muzzled or otherwise. Alright. Writing!

I'd ask you to give me a d20 for a 'use chains' check, but that would just be petty. So let's just assume you did a good job, alright?

>>33087593
Its a she. We're naming it Liz. Liz the Lizard

>>33087593
>Him
Are you sure, anon?

>>33087679
>Liz
How simple. Perfect. Voting Liz regardless of gender.

>>33087679

Lizzy the Lizard

>>33087682
>>33087679
Well, I mean, do you guys really wanna check?

>>33087732

How else are we going to find him/her a mate and breed an army of the cutest lizard mounts ever?

>>33087755
Craft a crystal mate.
Have Bearbreath polymorph and theohgodIcantfinsihthatsentence

>>33087755
Get Allonces to do it.

>>33087755
You know we're basically a god now, right? Just take a rib and some clay, and there you go!

>>33087459
Bitey pets get muzzled.

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>>33087836

pls no bully

>>33087851
Baka baka~

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Sorry, this is inconsistent as hell, but I gotta go. Maybe I'll find some time to improve it until next thread.

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>>33088012
9.3/10

>>33087851
But Allonces' purpose in life is to be bullied by Shax. It's her one true calling.

>>33088091
It's her destiny.

>>33088121
No, Allonces' destiny is to become a god who is then bullied by god Shax for all eternity.

>>33087805
Good plan.

>>33088139
Yes perfect.

She can join the Shax pantheon as the god of being useless

>>33088308
What would Shax be the god of, then? Besides goblins.

>>33088308
Shax can be the god of swords, reptiles, friendship, being cute, eating food, light, and probably some other stuff.

>>33088426
the Goblin God of Turtles

>>33088432
Oh, god of being the boss.

>>33088471
I like it.

((Sorry for the delay, got distracted))

It feels like it takes forever to chop up the stuff in this room to form a suitable muzzle and binding for the big cutie, but you manage to pull it off with some orcish muscle, dwarven engineering, and stone faced sarcasm from the elf. She's really useful. See? That was stone-faced sarcasm. Anyone can do it. You're not special, elf.

Some people.

Anyway, with pressing business taken care of, you scope out the room. There are a lot of weird magic alchemical books or whatever, and tons of creepy material you're just going to not bother with, but tell the dwarves to collect anyway because you hear that stealing stuff you don't understand only horribly backfires, like, ten percent of the time. And that is a risk any goblin would take.

You go back to the other door, finding another passage downwards behind it. The lower you go, the more... oppressive the feeling of the room gets. You gotta wonder why they kidnapped Whoop, though?

Oh wait, maybe they think a fishman is like a lizard dude, and want to perform gross lizard/fishman experiments on it? Or something? You gotta hurry! Whoop is too precious to get gross crab arms!

You bust into a door, and see Whoop strapped on the table. There is a giant thing here that turns at you, "Ahh, our guests have arrived...!" Whoa, there is no way he's a good guy. Who the heck says something like that? There are several cultists in the room, and they remove their hoods to display various mutations. Yuck. You can't tell if Whoop is alright or not.

>Spread out, you'll handle the boss and everyone else can handle the whatevers!
>Launch a super spear! Whoop is probably dead, anyway, right?
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!
>Focus on the minions first, while Brokagh tanks the boss.

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!
We saved all that time avoiding the stairs!

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!
SAVE THE CHILDREN OF SEA MOM

Rolled 17

>>33088634
>>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!
And if he has been horribly mutated, it's nothing Bearbreath can't fix. Or maybe if we ask Sea Mom really really nicely.

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!

FISHDUDE NO

>>33088634
>Focus on the boss and protecting Whoop! You gotta believe!

To try and catch up, I'll call the vote five minutes early.

Especially since everyone believes so hard!

Gimme a d20 to see how one sided this fight is! It is for reasons.

Rolled 1

>>33088850
I have faith in us.

>>33088850
Please dont kill whoop

Rolled 5

>>33088850

Rolled 8

>>33088850
>>33088899
fuk u
fuk ur faith

>>33088899
.....

>>33088899
Apparently not

>>33088899
RIPIP

Rolled 10

>>33088850
OLD IRON KING GIVE ME STRENGTH!
>>33088899
You're the same guy aren't you?

>>33088899
I don't think your faith counts for much with a roll like that, anon.

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>>33088899

I don't got faith in you, anon.

Anyway, writing!

>>33088899
YOUUUUUUUUUU

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>>33088899
NO WHOOP NO

>>33088899
>>33089010

Whoop?
Whoop??
WHOOOOOP!!!

Chief plz, go easy on us. You know how this quests rolls are.

>>33089138
>>33089157
>>33089219

Relax! Just listen to some moe jazz to calm down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

>>33089247
God, why would you make me remember her death?

ShaxXSitri OTP. Fight me.

>>33089359
That's not elf lancer lady x Sitri.

>>33089277
It's okay, now you can remember Whoop's death instead.

The floor lights up and runes start dancing around. Dang, looks like the ritual or whatever Whoop was exposed to is partly underway! You dash in and smash up the round, hoping disrupting the circle will interrupt whatever was going on. Brokagh comes in with a flying kick, taking down one of the cultists with a sickening crunch as he moves to the boss as quick as he can. The elven lancer lady starts to work on the cultists, while Mani and Dorle join you in a charge on the big guy.

It is a pretty one sided conflict. Even though the boss had four large crab arms, he was easily dispatched in a quick little scrum. Your troops are just too good for this class of enemy. Unfortunately, when you check up on Whoop...

Both his arms are totally gross crab claws! Yuck. How's he supposed to hold his spear now?? You wake him up. "Oh! Honored one. I had the most disturbing-" He stops suddenly when he presses a pincer to his head and stares at it for a moment. He glances around. "This one does not see the druid around here. How did this happen?"

"You got abducted by some kinda crazy cult. This lady knows more about it." You hook a thumb at the elven lancer, but she just shrugs.

"Cults, man."

Whoop stares at you both and sits up. "Please disenchant this immediately." You're not sure it's a simple enchantment.

You get worried for a second, "Is that gonna make the sea mom not like you?"

Whoop shakes his head, "Don't worry. Superficial things like this bear no relation to her favor. Besides, it is an acquatic creature of some kind."

Still, you oughta get that thing checked out.

With your troops reassembled, you head back to camp! A certain bounty hunter sends you off, saying she has a bounty to take care of, and that she might look you up later.

It was a long journey, but you're back with the boys, orb in tow. What's the plan?

>Head to the plains of Manderlay! You gotta get ready for that assault.
>Drop the orb back off at your palace! Let's see what the lady can do with it.

>>33089401

Oh, I forgot to mention. You hauled the T-Rex out and brought it to camp.

Don't worry about that!

I'm extending this by 30 minutes to make up for the earlier delay, so this will be the last decision of the day instead of rescuing Whoop being the end.

>>33089401
>Drop the orb back off at your palace! Let's see what the lady can do with it.
Don't forget Lizzie!

>>33089401
>None of the above
Take our fucking T-Rex back to camp and tame it.

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>>33089430
>>33089431

I said don't worry about it!

>>33089463
EVERYONE WORRY ABOUT IT

>>33089401
>Drop the orb back off at your palace! Let's see what the lady can do with it.
Poor whoop.

>>33089463
Okay I guess we can WORRY ABOUT OUR CUTE NEW PET

>>33089463
But Chief, telling us to not worry will only make us worry even more!

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>>33089463

Alright, alright! I'll ignore those options and write out a T-Rex training montage.

Jeez.

I bend over backwards for you people, I do. And all I get from it is the great satisfaction of making you happy.

>>33089624
Admit it, you were planning to do this anyway.

>>33089463
I'M WORRYING

OH GOD HELP ME I'M WORRYING

Why do we need to train it? Can't we get a stick and some string and dangle something delicious in front of it while we ride it? Like a kobold?

It takes you a while to get the T-Rex back to the camp, but when you do it causes no small amount of commotion. Some people were mad because they feel like you're showing up everyone else with a wicked cool animal, but you quckly inform them you have no idea how to train it and seek Bearbreath's professional help.

"It really helps if you can actually speak to them," Was his best advice when broaching him on the matter. You quickly see if there is a person from the main army that is experienced in animal training, let the beast handler you knew forever ago that had all the spiders and stuff.

After quickly dismissing an illithid, because you weren't looking for that kinda training, you requisitioned another one. This time, it was one of those pretty dark elf ladies, but the kind that carries whips around and walks in high heels outside for some reason, but doesn't fall over because of stupid elven grace or something. You don't get it at all, really.

She joins your camp temporarily as you travel to Manderlay, helping fill in the days of travel with training, and it doesn't take long for her to consider the beast 'broken'. She was surprisingly gentle with it, but super mean to everyone else. Takes all kinds, you guess.

Anyway, you name your t-rex Mr. Lizzie Scales, and it lets you ride on it's feathery back which is cool. It also is a complete beast in combat, as you found out the first time you took it on a test ride and ran into a border patrol from Manderlay. It wasn't even a contest!

>You've unlocked the Dino Handler tree! This tree consists of one skill - the ability to ride freaking dinosaurs.

>You can now read books on how to create a familiar!

>The ride over taught you to make several lasers as once! You can shoot more than one flash light beam now, but focusing them together is proving tough.

>You've gained:

>14/56 BtB exp
>22/56 MSiF exp
>7/56 CyRCTHaM exp

Five More Minutes Mom will level up the next time you do absolutely anything for the Sea Mom!

Thanks for playing, you guys! I just sorta cut back and had fun this thread, so sorry if the silliness isn't your thing. Thanks so much for playing along, having fun, hanging out, saying anything, just reading the quest, and etc.! I really appreciate it. You guys make it allll worth while.

See you next time! I don't have a set date yet, but there isn't a hiatus or anything, so expect at least one thread this week sometime.

Hope you had fun!

>>33090203
Thanks for running, Chief

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>>33090226
Well... it's no epic crystal turtle, but it's still amazing.

>>33090139
>walks in high heels outside for some reason, but doesn't fall over because of stupid elven grace or something. You don't get it at all, really.


Do I detect jealousy?

>>33090203
Thank you. Just... Thank you.

>>33090203
>the silliness isn't your thing.

The silliness makes the quest!

thanks for running.

>>33090203
What the heck are we doing here reading this if silliness is not our thing?

>>33090226
Gottaget rid of the crab hands.

>>33090226
It's.... it's beautiful

>>33090203
Don't worry chief, it was AWESOME!

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>>33090226
Just add "File Photo" to it and it's perfect

>>33090472
Like hell. Those are a mark of Sea Mom's favor!

>>33090226
"Upgrades"
>Encrust Teeth and Claws with crystal edges
>Leg and Back armor
>Crystal helmet
>Crystal tail spikes

>>33091641
It`s shax. Upgrades consist of adding a turtle shell and calling it a day.

We should invest in some armor in the near future. We've been rocking the same studded leather since thread one.

I propose we have our smith cook up some glimmer turtle armor, complete with swag crystals for possible lasering.

>>33091698
No, that's for disguises. See? Put on a giant turtle shell, and voila: A turtle-crab-rex! A completely normal animal to find around these parts. There obviously isn't a goblin hiding under the shell. Pay no mind to the giant sword sticking out.

You're wrong, our Whoop's been replaced by a Beach Dad sleeper agent.

>>33091735
good idea

let the main focus of our armor to as swag, pimp and boss as possible

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>>33091735
>>33092208
so pic related with crystals?

Hey guys? What would you think about taking our new pet/mount to our demi-plane and getting our armorer to whip up some accessories for him? Deadly accessories.

>>33092722
see >>33091641