>"Hello, neighbor who I am best friends with!"
>"Hi."
>She frantically grabs your hand and shakes it.
>You don't shake back, lest she confuse basic social skills with attraction
>You've learned not to assume rationality around her.
>"These are my parents, Jack and John!"
>"Those are both men's names."
>The woman quickly answers.
>"It's short for Jacqueline."
>"Oh."
>They scowl at the dragon woman. All three of the invite themselves in.
>The dragon woman stops and whispers.
>"I need to prove I haven't revealed my identity! Play along!"

>"I don't know what you're talking about."
>"My secret identity! That I'm a dragon!"
>"I was pretending not to know."
>"But you do know!"
>Her dad stares at you.
>"Talking about something interesting?"
>You respond before the dragon woman has a chance to say something stupid."
>"She asked if she could borrow money to take you to dinner."
>You're a pretty good liar.
>The dragon woman shoves you away and sits on your couch.
>she's eating your Twizzlers.
>God damnit.

>"Why are you in my apartment?"
>They all look dumbstruck.
>The dad speaks up again.
>"Your apartment?"
>The dragon woman starts laughing.
>"I own the building, but he rents this part from me! I am a very successful and normal businesswoman!"
>You're already tired of this.
>"I was actually about to go to work."
>She ate your Twizzlers. You hadn't even unraveled the first one yet.
>This must not stand.
>"So...I'd love to have company and meet my landlord's parents, but..."
>They all look very confused.
>The mom suddenly shrugs. "Good enough for me. We're sorry to have bothered you."
>They shove you aside and leave.
>The dragon woman cheers.
>"You did great!"
>"I did?"
>"If you thought I was a dragon, you never would have told me to leave!"
>"They haven't shut the door yet."
>They're both staring, jaws agape.
>They all quickly leave, and shut the door behind them.

TO BE CONTINUED

The plot thickens

I don't know what this is about, but you came here for only four posts?

I have no idea what this is, but it's really cute.

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I remember this. When did a second thread get made? Let alone a fourth?
A good read, thanks.

>>33122820
is it on sup/tg/? i'd like to see parts 1-3

>>33122686
i demand parts 1 to 3 as well as more!

This reminds me of a thread good while back where we discussed potential plot points of a sitcom starring a paladin, a devil and and angel (I think) in suburbia... in Hell.

>>33122925
Why would the paladin be in hell?

>>33123683
He sucked at his job?

So she's basicly starfire
k

This was cute. good job op.

>>33123683
Community outreach program

>>33122594
very cute
anyone has the older threads

Also, you should consider collating the whole story into a pastebin

>>33123683
As far as I can recall the thread, he was stuck there for one reason or another. And now that I think about it, the third character wasn't an angel but a blackguard, and the running joks would have been that he never ever removed his helmet while on-screen.

>>33122594
Here is some of the older stuff
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29487306/#29491840

>>33123847
thanks mate

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>>33123847
Kudos OP

>>33123879
I am not the OP. I just searched foolz until i found the thread in question

>>33123809
Ha, I found the thread. It was actually a dark night not a blackguard, and the third one was a succubus. The paladin is trapped in hell by his obligation to wait for an ancient evil to awaken. Meanwhile... comedy!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146867/

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This reminds me of the dragon Kim.

http://www.mangadata.com/manga/The-Dragon-Next-Door/1/

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>>33122843
I'm here to help.

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>>33124240
I have two versions of part 2, for people who like punny comments and for people who don't.

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>>33124260
At this point another author offered to step in and write for us, since the original was unable to duplicate the exact cocktail of circumstances that led to his/her inspiration, a combination of chemicals and exhaustion.

So this one is not the same person. Dunno which of the two started this thread, or if it was a third.

That's all I got.

okay, I like the concept of dragon-lady wacky neighbor hijinks, but why do you have to write it like a greentext story? Its really annoying to read...

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>>33124240
>Sparky likes peanut butter but peanut butter doesn't like him, that is the brutality of nature

errytime

we need more dragon lady.
does the writer happen to have something able to be followed or liked so we can keep up and not have to read for 5 minutes before reading the newest stuff/

>>33124008
that was funny, thanks anon

>>33124240
>>33124247
>>33124260
>>33124272
thanks a bunch anon

>>33124272
can you make an image of the posts in this thread too anon

>>33124240
I downloaded it, and it looks like crap when viewed in windows built in viewer, I googled for some FOSS image viewer, found ImageGlass, still looks like crap
but in chrome it looks good (in both cases, equal zoom level was used).
chrome actually looks bad for a fraction of a second before some sort of filter is applied to the text and make it look like not crap

anyone knows of an image viewer than can be used to do the same (chrome doesn't let me navigate images in a folder easily)

>>33124008
So, basically Jimmy Two-Shoes

>>33124247
>>33124260
both of these are missing a post
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29487306/#29491840

>>33124558
actually, only the puns version is missing the pill weighing post

This is wonderful. The main character is delightfully boring.

>>33125005
delightfully boring and possibly autistic, but it's great

>>33125025
Honestly I'd probably act basically the same way. If the dragon was more rational and sensible I might be more willing to ask about dragons and learn about the whole thing, because that's interesting, but someone like this.... Yeah, best to just ignore them.

>>33125065
it's more about what he does in his free time

weigh pills, disassemble alarm clocks, etc

I'll try

> Contents of fifty matchboxes are piled on your table.
> You are carefully measuring the length of each match. You know there are defective ones in the boxes, ones that are slightly too short or long.
> However, you have been unable to determine the standard measure of a match, which is why you are ordering them according to their length, from shortest to longest. You realize you may need to buy more matches to truly measure their defectiveness.
> "You there!" A voice startles you from your task. Your knee hits the edge of the table, pushing the matches out of order and spills many onto the floor.
> There's a man standing in the middle of the room staring at you, dressed like a Ren Faire escapee. Multiple belts are slung across his waist and over his shoulders, carrying bags and pouches and paraphernalia you cannot even guess the purpose of.
> "Yes, you right there! I'm talking to you!" He emphasizes the last word. There's nobody else in the room beside you two.
> The man frowns. "So you are the Lady Dragon's champion that defeated that bumbling knight."
> "If you say so."
> "I knew his end would come eventually. That old fool only won because of luck. Luck!" He clenches his fist and stares at the roof. You guess he had sparred with the knight before. "However! You will not find me as easy challenge as him!"
> "Okay." Dejectedly, you reach towards the chess piece set.

>>33125471

> "Oh no! No no no. You won't be able to challenge me so easily!" He pushes the box aside. "For I am... Cagliostro the fourth! Thief extraordinaire! I come and go as I please, unseen!" He crouches down a little, his gaze darting this way and that. "I am like the shadow," he finishes, for once at normal volume. He steps onto some matches several times, breaking them.
> "My mathces-"
> "I am here to inform you!" His finger points at you triumphantly. "Lady Dragon's champion or not, I shall rob her lair clean! You will not be able to stop me! I am the thief in the night, one with darkness! Her riches shall be mine! Mine!" He gives a laugh.
> "Okay."
> "Accepting your fate so easily? Not much of a champion you are!"
> You look down at your task interrupted. You're sure you lost a few matches somewhere, besides the ones the man broke.
> He is gone when you look back up, disappeared. You start measuring the matches again.
> Soon, there is noise from your neighbour's apartment. Shouting, breaking glass, furniture being turned over. Strange whooshing sound.
> There's a knock on your window. The man is behind it.
> "You! I don't know how you did it, but she was prepared to my arrival!"
> Well, he was shouting like a maniac next door to her.
> "However! This will not end here! I will be-" He dodges down, and flames rush past your window.
> "I will be back!" You hear from further away.
> You stand up. You need to go buy more matches after all.

>>33125152
Because he's totally not actually another dragon that's grown bored with most everything in life?

>>33125557
this makes so much sense!

>>33125557
My god... It all fits.

>>33125557
>MFW dragon courtship

>>33125557
I like him just being a normal guy with some some weird hobbies, but I do know this: If he is a dragon, she has no freaking clue about his being one whatsoever at all.

>>33127337

Nah she's just young. First century of her life or whatever. Doesn't know any better.

>>33127357
No, I mean, she honestly thinks he's a normal human, because then it's got lots of irony a nd stuff. I still prefer him being normal though.

I'm going to give this a try

>There are six towers of quarters on your kitchen table.
>Each tower is sorted according to what year that coin printed, 1976, 1981, 1983, 1992, 2002, and 2010
>36 coins per tower, each tower measures 63mm in height.
>You know this because you worked out the math on paper by using the standard 1.75mm width given by the US Mint's official website
>To ensure your calculations were correct you personally measured the width of each coin, as well as measured each tower twice by hand.
>Your calculations were in fact correct.
>Beside you lay a 6x6 flat of "Mini Zip Jewelry and Coins" bags.
>Each bag has the date and time of which you plan to do laundry on over the next nine months penned in black sharpie.
>As you withdraw one coin per tower and place them into the bag for which you plan to use next Tuesday you pause
>Normally by now the dragon woman from the next apartment over or one of her associates would be barging into your apartment by now.
>You lean back in your chair as you look expectantly at your apartment's door, waiting for whatever wacky hijinks she has in-store for you today
>After what feels like exactly one minute and sixteen seconds you decide to investigate the lack of dragon woman today.
>After successfully pulling open your door you immediately see her kneeling with her eyes closed head tilted downwards.
>You decide that the most likely scenario is that she's been attempting to listening in on you, and arrive at the conclusion that she fell asleep.
>You retrieve a small blanket from the hallway closet and place it over her shoulders and close the door once again and return to sorting your change.
>You feel a pang of regret as you realize she will add it to her "horde" and you'll never see that blanket again, you are out $18.
You later take the last 3 months of laundry change to the local Bed Bath and Beyond to purchase a replacement, the cashier looked at you funny when you paid with the 12 tiny zip locks.

>>33127804
while adorable, I don't think this is in the same vein as the others.

>>33127804
nice, worthy addition

>>33127977
I thought it was close enough

>>33127977
I was going for a "he's normalizing this stuff now" more that actual wacky hijinks.

>>33125557
That's an amusing thought. It may be the case or he's just more focused on his little tasks.

Tempted to try myself here.

>There are four different packages of spaghetti on your table
>Arranged by length, thickness, and durability
>You are in the middle of arranging the last package of noodles when you feel a presence behind you.
>It's her. She gets in much easier now that you got rid of the lock mechanism on your door.
>"You're not trying to find a secret weakness for dragons are you?"
>"No."
>"Because that's totally not the weakness for dragons."
>"Ok."
>"Because if a dragon were to have a weakness, which they don't, it'd be a loose scale, which I don't have."
>"Ok."
>You have momentarily given up trying to arrange the pasta.
>"You're sure you're not trying to find a weakness for me?"
>"Yes."
>"Good. Because--"
>"You're not a dragon."
>"Right!" she says, walking back out the door, smiling smugly.
>You go back to trying to arrange the pasta, before you realize you got them out of order while she was talking.
>You put them all back away, maybe another day, maybe another experiment.

>>33128490
I like it

>>33128490
Thank you!

Gonna try one more before I head out for a bit. I like this thread though.

>Counting spackle on ceiling.
>There is a pattern, you've just yet to find it
>Surely if you keep counting each one of them, it will reveal itself
>Ignoring the false faces that are appearing every once in awhile, hate that pareidolia instinct
>Out of nowhere, you hear the neighbor's door open.
>Try to keep focus. Maybe she'll leave you alone this time.
>356,679
>356,680
>356,681
>Dragon girl's face
>356,62... fuck, it's gone.
>"You got into my hoard"
>"No I didn't."
>"Yes you did! Everything was moved around! You were trying to steal from it!"
>"Nope."
>"Then what were you doing?"
>"Counting the spackle on the ceiling.
>"Oh yeah? Then what's this?"
>She holds up a few pieces of your laundry.
>"What I wore yesterday."
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"I'm gonna go back to what I was doing."
>"You got off lucky this time... But I'm onto you."
>"Ok."
>"I'll catch you eventually, and then you'll be mine to do whatever with! Because I'm.."
>"A dragon."
>"No! I'm not a dragon!" she says, rushing out of the room.
>Door closes.
>1
>2
>3
>stupid smiley face in ceiling
>You question why you continue paying rent here

>>33129586
I like how he evolved from an everyman into a weird OCD guy

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>>33129638
I noticed the trend happening through the other stories, so I went with it

Also gonna start posting my name with the stories when I write them.

>>33129586
>>33128490
Are what I have so far.

>>33129638
Probably a coping mechanism for all the shenanigans going on around him.

>>33129638
Yeah, he went from being a sorta peculiar guy to full rainman.

>>33129586
>"I'll catch you eventually, and then you'll be mine to do whatever with!
...
>You question why you continue paying rent here
for that sweet dragon booty you wish to plunder (and I don't mean her material possessions)

So this person is a mix of a dragon and cartoon starfire? Mmmkay

>>33129762
That's the impression I got from the first few stories.

Can someone please screen cap episode 4 of the dragon lady? I don't know how or I would.

>>33130005
What is episode 4? Is it this?

>>33122594
> generic tsundere shit
> wacky
Brain damaged more like

>>33130022
yes.

I'll do it in 20-30 minutes

>>33130094
Thank you

>>33130072
to be fair, you have multiple authors and when it started there was no tsundere vibe.
Just crazy dragon

>>33130232
She became tsundere in the second fucking post since /tg/ needed to waifu her

>>33129638
pretty sure he has autism like everyone who frequents this sight

>>33130564
>this sight
site = location
sight = vision, with eyes

>>33130564
>>33130650
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

thus proving my point

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Guessing we're done here, here's the thread

I'll throw my hat into the ring as well.

>You are cleaning your apartment’s carpeting by hand, in an attempt to weigh the value of man hours against the price of buying yourself a vacuum
>You decide there’s very little chance you can pick up all the dust by hand as well as a vacuum could. But you’re still making considerable progress
>You have a large pile of small discarded objects left on you floor at one point or another and a handful of lint and dust
>Several knocks on your door indicate you have a guest
>Based the time of day and the intensity of the knocks, you guess it’s dragonlady
>Too busy to get up, you tell her she can come in
>After the last few incidents, you have learned to not lock your door, on the off chance she or one of her strange associates breaks it down
>Replacing locks is not a part of your already spendthrift budget
>The door opens and dragonlady walks in
>”I was just stopping by to say hi as any neighbor would and I-“ she stops short at seeing you picking up lint and other floortrash
>gravely, in a low, almost hurt voice, she says “I knew it… I knew you were up to something and now it all makes sense.”
>You keep picking things up off the floor, you’ve already come this far, why stop now?
>Awkward silence ensues, you were hoping she was going to finish her thought.
>”WELL?! Admit it!!”
>”Admit what?” You ask in an uninterested tone
>”Admit to me that you’re a wizard seeking to steal my scales, nails, and bones!”
>”No.”
> “So you’ll just keep lying about it! How cruel are you? I should burn you up right where you are!”
> “I’m not going to admit that I’m a wizard because I’m not a wizard.”

>>33131038
> “W… Well then what is that in your hand? Arcane dust most likely! And other precious spellcasting components!”
> “It’s dust. Dust, a paperclip, a wrapper, a quarter, and some pencil shavings. I think I might have a piece of that clock in here too…”
> “So you’re telling me you’re not a dastardly archmage, disguised as my neighbor, trying to collect rare dragonparts to amplify your spells and rule the world secretly?”
> “Yup”
> “Prove it!”
> “How?”
> “Cast a spell! Wait… uh… DON’T Cast a spell! Ugh, but wait, you wouldn’t be able to cast a spell if you weren’t a wizard… uhh…”
>She mumbles to herself somewhat confused. She left your door open. Your hand is full and cant pick up much more without spilling it. You stand to dump what you have into your trashcan.
> “AHA!!” She exclaims, victorious.
> “I know how to prove you’re an archmage!” She continues. “An archmage would never let anyone steal his rare arcane components! Give me that!” She points to your trash can
> You stare dumbfounded for a moment as she walks over to you, dumps the contents of your hand into the bin, and carries the bin, bag, and contents to the door.
>She whips around and gives you a challenging stare.
> “Well? Archmage? Are you going to stop me?”
> ”I guess not.”
> “Well then I’m going to take your components, discern their nature and reveal to the world that you’re a wizard! The whole dragon community will descend on you from on high, rending you to shreds!”
> “The whole dragon community that doesn’t exist.”
> “We do too exist! Wait, I mean, No we don’t! There are no dragons! And I’ll find out what you’re up to! Because I’m a dragon! I mean… I uh… ARRRGH!”
>she exists your apartment with your trash and bin.
>You’re never going to get that bin back.
>You liked that bin.
>You now need a vacuum AND a bin
>You sigh audibly and get back to work picking up the scraps on your floor

>>33131038
>You are cleaning your apartment’s carpeting by hand, in an attempt to weigh the value of man hours against the price of buying yourself a vacuum

I could see someone actually doing this.

>>33131148
I still see it as Rainman-y

>>33131166
I see it more as Poorman-y

>You are staring intently at your new computer monitor, magnifying glass in hand.
>You make a point out of ensuring every new purchase functions as advertised.
>Right now you are counting the amount of pixels and measuring their size.
>Later you will have to check the colour range for each pixel as well.
>Right on cue, you hear a frustrated growl from next door.
>minutes later, there is a banging on your door as a familiar voice calls out.
>"You have to help me out!" Your dragon neighbour is staring at you, a pleading look in her eyes.
>"Strictly normal neighbour problems of course!"
>"Okay."
>"No dragon related problems of course, since we both know I'm not a dragon!"
>"Of course."
>"Great!" Her eyes twinkle worryingly as she excitedly drags you along into her lair.
>The Dragon woman's apartment is looking even worse than last time you saw it.
>The laundry piles seems to have multiplied exponentially, and you spot piles of empty bottles all over.
>"I see you are marvelling at my hoard"
>"I guess"
>"You humans are so bad at hiding your treasures, I keep finding such beautiful glasswares in garbage bins"
>Her tail wags enthusiastically as she fondles a empty coke bottle.
>"Can I go now?"
>She snaps out of her daze
>"No! You have to help me! I, uh, had a problem with my pipes"
>She points towards her kitchen, and you notice a slowly growing puddle of water trickling on the floor.
>"I noticed the pipes were made of precious metal, but when I removed a part of them, there was water everywhere"
>"I see"
>"So, i figured you might be able to fix it since you're a hum- uh, I mean, neighbour"
>The sooner you get back to your pixelcounting, the better, you figure as you wrangle the pipes.

>>33131267
>As you wring the water out of your shirt and turn to leave, the dragon woman faces you with a flustered look.
>"I, uh, really appreciate your help, huma-uh neighbour. P-please! Take this as a neighbourly token of appreciacion!"
>She hands you a coke bottle.
>"You better be grateful! Getting a part of my totally not draconic hoard like this!"
>"Uh yea, thanks."
>As step back into your apartment you put the coke bottle on your desk beside the monitor.
>Maybe you can measure the average volume of Coke bottle later.

Hmm. Could be OCD guy is a writer or something of a sort that study's standardization and efficiency. His hobbies tend to center on some form of testing or verification of relatively minor things?

>>33131331
His hobbies are our choice. Glad this wasn't on /b/ or his hobbies would be much different.

>>33131331
That might explain why he knows so many random facts, he's a statistics guy, focused on little known facts, numbers, and other such trivialities.

>>33131364
could be worse, this could be the /d/iapers board

>>33131413
It pretty much is.

>>33131413
I shudder at the thought that that might be a thing

I kinda like thinking of him doing meticulous things like this though. Like, this guy is just always doing some weird random shit like that, and then ends up being interrupted.

I mean, the OCD wasn't apparent in the beginning, so I don't think he had it with the original author, but now that he's our character...

>>33131452
>I shudder at the thought that that might be a thing
I wasn't joking when I said /d/iapers
d is full of diaper fetishist. there are always at least 4 different diaper threads going on there at any given time
Even non diaper threads have diaper stuff (ex: Hoo/d/ quest at some point brought up a diaper fetish

>>33131267
>>33131288
the autism/ocd is growing! you used to be normal before you met dragonlady!

also surprised these stories didn't get sexual in any way... yet

>>33131512
Forgot what /d/ was for a moment, scrolled over it, remembered why I don't go there anymore.

Only rarely did I ever find anything I liked.

>>33131512
did you use your ocd to discern the average number of diaper fetish threads on that board at any given time or do you just go there a lot?

>>33131539
>the autism/ocd is growing! you used to be normal before you met dragonlady!
you know how old gods cause insanity to all who view them?
dragons cause autism!
it even works on other dragons too (which explains the 3 dragons we met so far)

>>33131576
93% of all statistics are made up on the spot

>>33131053
>I think I might have a piece of that clock in here too…

That's made me laugh harder than it should've

>>33131594
4/3rds of people cannot into statistics

>>33131267
>>33131288
tsundere waifu morphing process identified

not saving

>>33131512
You do realize /tg/ has loads of diaper fetishists too, right? Several popular /tg/ characters have been drawn with diapers. Combine this with all the godawful trap, fur, futa, gender bender, transformation, and mind control fetishists you have here and /tg/ is pretty shit.

>>33131725
It's just Technomancer who draws that shit.

>>33131713
They already turned the MC into some kinda perfect handyman/math genius Gary Stu.

>>33131737
By popular demand.

Oh, and I almost forgot the fat fetishists

>>33131725
1. all of those fetishes are less shit than diapers.
2. tg has very few diaperfags, who are /d/ cross contamination
3. Furry = ban on tg

>>33131788
That's different, that was done for the comedic effect. Turning the dragon woman into a tsundere is just some ronery fag waifuing her.

>>33131713
I seriously hope it doesn't continue going down this route. I hope that was just one author.

>>33131788
He's not perfect, he's retarded. Nor is he a math genius, nor a handyman, just a guy obsessed with specs of things.

>>33131788
>They already turned the MC into some kinda perfect handyman/math genius Gary Stu.
In the very first episode is he is disassembling a clock to learn how it works.
also, being autistic and poor is not exactly a gary stu.
In the second thread it starts with him counting pills and not knowing anything about chess

>>33131812
>Furry = ban on tg
Hardly. /tg/ is the most furry board out there. Hell, they even befriended /mlp/ in 4craft.

>>33131848
>being autistic and poor is not exactly a gary stu.
It is when it earns you everyone's love and adoration

>>33131848
Exactly
First episode he was also playing Solitaire with Uno, Magic, and Playing cards at the same time.

And now we have a spackle-counting, floor picking, coin stacking idiot, who keeps being harassed by his neighbor. If anything, MC is the autistic Squidward here.

Which is not Gary Stu

>>33131788
What? Everything he's done can be done by anyone. How is he a "perfect" handyman or math genius?

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>>33131713
Seriously? Maybe I'm not enough of a weeb, but I just saw that as her being embarrassed to show gratitude to a human.

I think the tsundere courting process started with OP.

He met her parents, right?

>It's 2 in the morning
>Disassembled oven to make sure all eyes are heating evenly
>Testing each eye in each slot, checking temperature
>So far, so good, no more burnt pasta
>Lots of noises from neighbor's house.
>Don't care, putting oven back together
>Door inevitably busts open
>"I need your help!"
>"What now"
>"I can't find my bottle!"
>"You gave it to me last week, it's sitting on my computer desk."
>"You kept part of my hoard?! You are trying to get rich off of my stash!"
>You stare blankly at her, stove top still in your hands.
>"It's sitting there, still has dust. I've got like, 5 more in my trash."
>"You're trying to take my treasures and get rich! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!"
>Drop stove top, makes a loud noise that startles her
>She accidentally snorts fire, heating up two of the eyes unevenly
>So much for that experiment
>She backs up and holds her hands over her face.
>"Sorry!sorrysorrysorry"
>You blankly stare for a few seconds before walking away. All of a sudden your bed was calling your name.
>Extremely loudly at this moment.
>"I... I guess you can keep the bottle. Just so long as you keep me a secret! Ok? It's a gift because you've done so well so far!"
>"Sure."
>"I mean it! You're being a very good secret keeper! The secret dragon council, which doesn't exist, but if they did, they don't know about you! You gave me no reason to tell them!"
>"Ok."
>Walking to room
>She stands in your front door awkwardly, before closing it and walking out.
>Untuck blanket from under pillows, crawl in
>Contemplate how much a lock would even be effective against her
>Ponder what to do tomorrow

What happened to the parents, or the one Ren Fair escapee? Were we just abandoning those?

Aaaand once again we ruin something
MC goes from mildly eccentric guy into full blown autist/OCD
Dragon goes from funny sitcom neighbor into 24/7 annoying pain in the ass/tsundere waifu

>>33132967
Then fix it.

>>33132967
Isn't that shit called Flanderization, where over the course of something, they go from their original character into the most exaggerated of their original traits?

Like, named after Ned Flanders?

>>33133051
yep.

>>33133089
The only way to fix that is either we need the original writer,
The same mindset the writer had,
OR to restart, fuck this waifu shit, and everyone needs to stop beginning each post with something weird the guy's doing.

However, seems like this story's run its course most likely.

>>33132952
probably waiting on OP to continue that encounter

>>33133174

i think the protagonist doing weird stuff is fun, but it does need to be a fucktillion time less autistic.

>>33133188
I think OP abandoned thread after everyone took over.

>>33133215
Yeah probably.

I fucked up in the last one I typed, I mean, I tried to make the guy less autistic, but found myself turning dragon into tsundere.

The stove thing was just going along with the pot boiling from before.

>>33133267

that's good, because i thought the stove thing was definitely a step in the right direction. the dust thing was not.

Damnit op. Just fuck the dragon lady already

>>33132967
You ruined it by beating a dead horse with four threads of this shit

>cooking dinner
>It's been awhile since dragon lady messed with you
>matter of fact, she's been relatively quiet lately.
>Go to door
>She's not behind it
>Something's fucky
>Go back to dinner anyway
>Eat it, damn good stove lasagna
>Look over towards door, expecting her at this point.
>Still nothing
>Go to room, dust off bottle
>Today was good

>you are siting on you couch watching a movie about rapping dogs that fight crime
>you suddenly hear a sound outside of your door
>getting up you go to the door to see what is happening
>outside of the door is the Dragon Lady
>"HA ha so you realized you plans wouldn't work and decided to play tribute to me with these offerings!"
>The Dragon Lady is shoving your recyclables in your face
>"Continue to give such great tresures as these every month and I shall forget your previous plans to steal my hoard."
>before you can say any thing she turns around and goes into her apartment
> as your process the last moments all you can do is sigh and go back to your movie.

well this probably bad but there it is

>See that life has become the same pointless shit over and over.
>Dragonlady is becoming more annoying than ever.
>Realize that you're trapped in a story that is turning to shit.
>"I know what must be done."
>Go to closet and take out rope. You were going to make a thorough inspection of it, but that isn't as important anymore.
>Come back to kitchen and stand on chair.
>Wrap rope around the ceiling fan and pull it to make sure it's tight. Then you war the rope around your neck.
>Decide to wait for the Dragonlady before you say goodbye.
>Well speak of the devil. She just bursts in like always. Except this time, her eyes are wide at you.
>"Goodbye. Thanks for the time."
>You push away the chair.

>END

Alright, story is over. You may delete this thread now and never mention these threads again,

>>33135230
>>You push away the chair.
>>END

Oh come on. Considering how these stories go, you don't really expect that rope to hold, do you?

More than likely, the rope or the fan will break, hijinks ensue, and the thread goes on. It's like you know nothing about /tg/.

Sheesh.

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>>33135230
you're just an asshole.

>>33135230

like this will ever end

>>33135230
>thinks that the rollercoaster ends
WELCOME TO /TG/ NEWFAG!!!

>>33135296
I know enough that we kill stories, characters, and ideas. We always do.
Just take a look at Old Man Henderson, the Angry Marines, Major Tom, Sir Bearington, and everything else we created.
We create something, then rape it and leave it for dead. This is just another thing to throw onto the pile of dead.

>>33135417
>I know enough that we kill stories, characters, and ideas. We always do.

The ride never ends, and nothing truly ever dies on /tg/.

Unless you're newfag, you should know this, come on.

>>33135345
>>33135356
>>33135366
Hey, I'm being merciful to the story here. I'm putting it down Old Yeller style.
Better for it to go out like this than turn rotten and become quest material.

>>33135417
>implying those things don't come back every now and then
If we still have bronies infesting us, then no meme ever truly dies around here. Deal with it, bro.

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>>33135179

and I just noticed I put your at the end and not you

>>33135476
so did you start in the early threads or do you just try to exterminate things you don't like?

>>33135179
I liked it

>>33135476

Stop liking what I don't like!

>>33135230
fuck you anon. just for you
>You wake up in the dragon girl lap
>She is crying
>The ceiling didn't hold your weight
>You merely passed out
>Your heart hurts seeing her cry and you realize you love her
>You live happily ever after
>Still wacky hyjinks every day

>>33135476

maybe you could try and write something better

you don't like how the hero is acting then write something where he acts different

>>33135574

Thank you

>>33135562
I liked these threads. However watching how they changed made me realize that it was going to become shit or quest material soon.
You know this too. Lets just give this story a decent burial.

>>33135680
Actually, even better would be a guideline of how to write one of these stories. Like, "don't make the MC too autistic", "these are the general behaviours of the dragon", etc.

>>33135709
and then she was put on a bus

>>33135775

alright

the MC is just a normal guy

he has no desire for Gold, Magic or to tell the world about Dragons

The Dragon is a Dragon

she is very proud and quite sure of her self and doesn't quite seem to get some things she thinks things likecolored glass and old clothes are valuable to put in a hoard

at least that how it seems to me

>>33136081
the dragon is also very very bad at keeping her secret and or logic.

>>33136147

yeah I forgot to put that part in while I was rewriting it

then I posted so yeah not a very good job

>>33136081
The MC isn't autistic, and doesn't have OCD. He has normal hobbies, possibly including an interest in the mechanical. He's a bit of a cheapskate, and is completely unflappable.

The MC doesn't wait by the door for the dragon to come by and be interesting and wacky. He has his own shit going on, and seems to think the dragon is just a nuisance.

The dragon doesn't secretly l-like the MC, baka. She respects him. She's too sociable not to hang with her neighbor. She knows that he knows she's a dragon, and doesn't pretend otherwise. She doesn't come running to him whenever ANYTHING happens, she's a grown up, but sometimes you need another person.

What think?

>>33136081
i also feel like MC is kinda boring and apathetic.

>>33135230
You forgot to rape the dragon lady to death first

>>33136282

am not sure about that last part

I don't think she respects him, she doesn't really hang out with him she watchs him to make sure he doesn't talk

>>33136283

he's just a normal guy so he's not doing someing amazing 24/7

and yeah thats the joke he should freak out and doesn't

>>33135650
At last the waifufags show their true colors

>>33136081
There's a quest with essentially the same setup, except it works because there's no autism or tsundere faggotry.

>>33136450

yeah it does go a alittle far somethings

unflappable to autism

Proud Dragon to Tsundere

I just hope some Anons will write some good stories

>>33136450

oh also what Quest is that?

I decided to go a slightly different direction with this story. I figured it would be a good idea to dial back the massive OCD, and make the MC be a little more of a normal guy, with a hobby. This is my first time writing a story for 4chan, so please be gentle.

>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>You slam you hand down on the radio alarm clock and feel it shatter under your hand
>Crap, you never really did put that thing back together correctly
>You slide out of bed and head towards the bathroom, scooping up the alarm clock and placing it on your table of half finished experiments along the way.
>You do your business in the bathroom, brush your teeth and take those new pills the doctor prescribed to help manage your insane OCD.
>They make you really gassy but at least you don’t spend all day counting beans or cleaning your carpet by hand anymore.
>Now you're ready for another day of being a NEET.
>Luckily for you your dragon lady landlord will accept recyclables and old pants for rent, so you don’t have to worry about money as much.
>you check your calendar and feel a twinge of excitement when you realize today is the day.
>Dragon Lady is out of town today at a "completely non dragon related convention", and won’t be back till late tonight
>You are looking forward to an entire day without Dragon Lady knocking your door down and accusing you of wanting her hoard
>or The Knight challenging you to board games neither of you know how to play, or the thief trying to steal shit while shouting at the top of his lungs.
>You sit down at your project table and start to put your alarm clock back together again.
>you sort out the wires and parts; you're getting better at it. Breaking and repairing your alarm everyday is apparently a good way to learn how to fix an alarm clock
>You glance across the table at the other half assembled items.
>You finally might be able to finish some of these, you almost feel hopeful that today will just be a normal day.

>>33137195
>A few hours pass and you hear a pounding on the door, you sigh and get up to answer it
>Oh goody, it’s The Knight
>"Greetings great champion! I am here to challenge the Lady Drag-"
>You cut him off "She’s not here."
>"What?"
>"She’s not here."
>"Ah, I see. In that case, would you be so kind to join me in an adventure? We shall travel the land, entertaining children and finding riches!"
>"No."
>"What?"
>"No. I'm busy today."
>"Ah, in that case I wish you a good day!" and with that the night ran down the hall and out of sight.
>You shut the door and get back to work.
>Several hours later you lean back in your chair and look at your projects table.
>It's done. It's all done. Every project and experiment you had lined up has been completed.
>You breathe a sigh of relief. I guess it is possible to get work done when not being constantly being interrupted by the wacky hijinks of your neighbor.
>You look out the window and see the sun starting to set, and decide that you might as well spend the rest of your day relaxing.
>You pull out your laptop, boot it up, and decide fuck it; you haven’t been on 4chan in a while. What’s the harm in browsing?
>You're casually lurking some threads when you hear a loud slamming and turn around to see your door has been kicked in and the Dragon Lady in walking in.
>"I have returned from my completely non dragon related convention"
>"Okay"
>"Because I am not secretly a dragon!"
>"Okay"
>"and there definitely isn’t a secret society of dragons living secretly among the human race!"
>"Okay"

>>33137223
>she steps closer to you and sees the laptop on your lap
>"What is this? Are you using that vile contraption to spy on dragons? Trying to figure out their weaknesses?"
>Before you can respond she tears the laptop out of your hands
>"4chan? Is this some kind of meeting place for those wishing to steal the hoards of the great dragons?"
>"No, it’s-"
>"You lie! Look a D, the D must stand for dragon! This must be where the dragon hunters frequent!"
>You stare in slight shock and disbelief as she clicks on /d/
>The color drains out of her face and her eyes grow wide.
>She drops your laptop and the screen shatters.
>you know not what horrors she saw, all you know is that she quickly turned and walked out of your apartment, not shutting the door behind her.
>You almost feel sorry for her.
>Almost.

>>33137195
>>33137246
>>33137223

Also this takes place after the MC has been living next to the dragon lady for a while now, and is used to/ sick of it

>>33137195
>>33137223
>>33137246
I'm liking this. This seems more in tone with how the characters originally were.

>>33137310
I liked it. I like the fact he apparently is on new meds to. Lord help us if the dragon finds them.

>>33137246
>first thread up was monstergirls
>specifically, dragons
>oh god they put the tail in WHERE, what is wrong with you- I mean us humans
>MC shrugs, he's vanilla as it gets

>>33137246
> LEL DEE
No. Goddamn is that a shitty punchline

>>33137438
Still better than the near blatant waifufagging and lel OCD from before.

>>33132447
You know, with this level of OCD, Anon might be a vampire.

>>33137195
>>Luckily for you your dragon lady landlord will accept recyclables and old pants for rent
haha

>>33137601
I don't think she's actually the landlord, she just said that to impress the parents.

>as you are siting on your couch playing a Rpg
>suddenly the door is forced open
> "I know I couldn't trust you!"
>you look at the remains of you door and can't but wonder what possessed to lock it before you look back at the Dragon Lady
>What are you talking about?
> "You dare deny training to slay me and take my hoard for yourself"!
>"I have no idea what your talking about
>suddenly the Dragon Lady points to your TV screen where you had just finished slaying the evil dragon and take it hoard.
> "It's just a game am not traing to slay dragons"
> "You expect me to belive you when the proof is right there!"
> you can't help but sigh how your day seems to be going
> "I mean it, it's just a game it not training to slay Dragons or anything it just fun, here why don't you try it and see."
>"Your tricks will not work on me I'll try this training to prove your a liar."
>"you watch for many hours as the Dragon Lady proceeds to try the "Training" and it seems she can't get past boss
> Hmm I guess you are telling the truth anyone who tried to slay a dragon like this die would easily, but don't think I'll stop watching you I know your after my hoard.
> you can't help but faceplam at what she says
> when you remove your hand you see she is gone along with you Tv your console and your game

so any good?

at all?

>>33137691
>I know your after my hoard.
the hoard is her booty

>>33137771

shhh she must never know

>>33137438
I know its not the greatest punchline the original idea was for her to just stumble upon him browsing 4chan, but think about dragon lady's relationship with MC. She doesn't really trust him, she will use him for personal gains, but she still thinks that everything he does is some sort of plot to steal her hoard or kill her, as evidenced by her giving him truth serum in one of the earlier comics. She's a borderline conspiracy theorist when it comes to the MC. So i put myself in the position of DL, and figured if i was insecure enough to believe that anything could lead to dragons, then the letter d at the top of the page wouldn't be a bad place to guess leads to dragons. And besides, i don't see you writing anything better.
>>33137327
>>33137338
>>33137381
>>33137601
thanks!

>>33137691
Good job anon

>>33137481
Yet it's just more of the same

Rolled 16

So this Dragon Lady stuff = /tg/'s Fluttershit?

When's she gonna start guess what his fetish is?

I left for four hours. Holy shit, we finally got back on track. I'm liking this a lot more now

>>33138179

yeah it's going well so far

and yes I do realize I doomed us all with typing that

>>33138177
Like some other anon said MC is vanilla as possible. He has no fetish.

>>33138177
It's /tg/'s Hanako, so yeah

>>33138388
Nah, you didn't doom anyone.
I'm gonna try to type a post again, now knowing the character paramaters,
Instead of just playing to the OCD fetish we all had for him earlier today.

Rolled 1

>>33138403
>He has no fetish
>Vanilla

That's the worst of them all! Consensual sex in the missionary position, hand holding and waiting till marriage to have sex?

Absolutely disgusting

>It's 11:37 on a Tuesday.
>You're at home as per usual, browsing your phone this time around.
>Find a new laptop for cheap to replace the one that dragon bitch broke.
>Just out of price range
>Remember mom's advice
>"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
>Close, but not applicable
>"You gotta get a job to get work, I'm only gonna pay your rent for so long"
>That was it. Begin checking job listings in area.
>Fast food, fast food, car mechanic, Best Buy
>Take the lesser of two evils, apply to Best Buy.
>Maybe you can get some money and get discounts on technology,
>Not being at home means dragon lady can't bother you
>Fill out application and send it in, proceed back to broken laptop, and begin taking it apart.

>>33138511
Honestly I feel like MC has no sexual feelings towards anything. And besides this isn't a sex story anyway, so why would it matter?

>>33138571
Why would we twist this to sex? We already saw what happens when we deviated from the main path slightly.

It got retarded, fast

Rolled 15

>>33138571
Cause /tg/ always eventually sexualizes anything?

>>33138582
That's what I said.

Rolled 10

>>33138554

Oh no. This gonna be bad (but good for us)

>>33138594
I'm new to /tg/ as of today,
I have no intentions of fucking this over for some fap bait though.
Besides, I can't type erotic to save my life, why would I take a story I already fucked up earlier today and make it worse?

>>33138554

>Actually get a quick response on application
>The store is understocked, high pay even at entry level, decent hours, and not too far from your apartment.
>Walking distance even.
>You start a phone interview with manager
>Goes well, he is impressed with your aptitude at taking apart and putting electronics together.
>Says it's a valuable skill
>You get assigned to Cashier and floor rep.
>Starting tomorrow
>Proceed to start repairing alarm clock even further to try to make sure it wakes you up.
>Instead end up setting it off, alerting the whole hall to your action, as the speaker was out.
>Dragon lady knocks and enters
>"What is that?"
>"My alarm"
>"Why is it making that horrendous screeching?"
>"I guess it was time for you to get up." you retort.
>She reaches over, a single claw appears, and smashes the speaker,
>"There, I put it out of its misery. It was for the best." she says.
>As she leaves, you notice your kitchen towels are gone.
>"All hail the hoard" you mutter, walking off to bed

so should we make other characters?

am worried trying to would end up them not as good as the Dragon Lady and the Knight

at this point it just funny misunderstandings with the Dragon Lady overacting or being illogical and some times the Knight show up

I mean til a point its going to be funny but then it's not just same old same old

>>33138738
Well, that's what I was working towards, with Best Buy now.
Had a few ideas. Depends on if we can actually make it last.

>>33138511
Not even that, really. If you asked him, he'd shrug and say "well, boobs are pretty nice, I guess."

>>33138730
I am noticing a trend with her stealing the guys valuables

>>33138738
Maybe some co-workers?

Oh lord, imagine Dragonlady appearing at Best Buy, seeing the MC, and proceeding to be her usual self.

>>33138816

yeah

I wonder if she does that for other guys?

ok not really am sure she does

>>33138816
I'm reading through the older stories now as I think of what to type for the next one. She did that then too, liked to take clothes.

>>33138819
We'll get there. Course, depends on if someone else posts part of the story

>>33138847
She did have a huge ass mound of clothes in her room

>>33138819

or worse we meet HER friends

Rolled 9

>>33138819
>"So your girlfriend is a dragon huh?
>"B-B-B-Baka huma-co-worker' W-w-were not together like t-that! And even we were, I'm a human! Totally not a dragon! Yeah, so there!"

>>33137691
learn to grammar and punctuation, also it's short as shit.

>>33138738
Hobo wizard with a tower made out of stacked up trash cans and tape. Always seems to have something almost, but not quite, entirely unrelated to the subject at hand stuck in his beard. There's also a pigeon living in his hat, which he claims is City Face, his familiar.
The twist is, he actually is a real wizard, but normal wizardly acts and crazy hobo antics are pretty much the same thing.

>>33138922
Holy shit. You got this.
Type up the next post, him going to work and meeting this guy.

We can have Dragon lady intercept him or something on the way to work as he tries to leave

>>33138922
He lives in the alley behind the apartment building. He actually has an apartment, but he never uses it and has filled it with a massive terrarium/aquarium with a gazillion different species.

Feel free to ignore the last bit, I had to think of something to have in his apartment.

>>33138998
So, you don't mind if I use this?
Like, this can be a character in this thing?

OP here. Holy shit you guys ran with it.

I wrote the original one. Yesterday I ran out of my ambien prescription a day early, so I thought I was in the right weird exhausted mood to continue.

No good?

Also I love basically everything you guys have done with this. Should I continue Dragon Lady's Parents or let Best Buy-kun continue?

>>33139063
Uh, I dunno, up to you man
It is your thread. I was going to keep it up, and have do a couple more posts for the Best Buy thing.
Was just re-reading the whole thing again to get a feel of MC again.
So, I guess... uh, up to you. I was about to start typing on part three of Best Buy saga

>>33139063
Both. at the same time

Rolled 16

>>33139063

It's a collective story now, so we all pitch in.

Also Dragon Lady Quest when?

>>33139083
I like >>33139084's plan.

I'll start the next part of Parents and post it when Best Buy's done.

>>33139084
This
>>33139032
>>33138922 is not me, but they posted it in response to a request for more characters, so they're probably all right with it. For my part, I'd be thrilled if somebody uses my ideas from >>33138998.

>>33139097
never

>>33138907

yeah alot more things slip past me then I thought would

but it was supposed to be short

>>33139097

when we can make it GREAT!

not just good or ok

>>33139127
Alrighty then

>6 AM
>Never has your phone pierced your ears this much before,
>Slept on it though so that it wouldn't risk the wrath of Dragon Lady
>Get dressed, start trying to exit your door, only to be pushed back in
>"Just where do you think you're sneaking off to?"
>"Work"
>"Since when do you have work?"
>"I won't if we keep this up."
>"Oh yeah? Well, how can I trust you in a public place! I can't hear what you're saying or what you're doing there!"
>"Please move, you're standing on my shoes."
>Dragon lady steps off your feet and stops yelling at you momentarily, long enough for you to notice her scaliness starting to creep back in.
>"I'll be back around 5."
>She scoffs at you, but walks off.
>As you make it out of the front building and start walking, you can see her standing in the window, watching you from behind a curtain.
>Without realizing, you bump into a shaggedy dressed man, collecting newspapers, a blue ticket stub in his beard.
>"Huh? wuzzat? Watch it kid, these papers is imporant"
>Don't have time for this.
>Continue on for work

Rolled 18

>>33139162

It feels like a sort of Rule 34 for /tg/, if there's an idea that exist, there must be a quest/cyoa of it. Couldn't be any worse tthan something like that Beyblade quest

>>33139258
No, this is multitudes worse than bay blades

>>33139229
>Welcome to training videos
>You spend the first 6 hours of work following the boss from station to station as he makes you watch a video for each area, teaching you the ropes.
>Already decked in your nametag
>[Anon]
>Finally get off, start walking back, notice the old hobo again
>This time he has a business card stuck in his beard.
>"Yeh got any change?"
>You do not.
>You tell him so, and he just shrugs, before turning a flask up.
>"S'alright... Yeh will, an' I'll get it." he responds. "Seeya around ... *hic*"
>"Yeah, uh, seeya man." You mutter towards the inebriated hobo
>You watch him crawl away into a field of trash cans,
>No,
>A fence of trash cans
>Probably makes him feel like home
>Head back to your apartment, find Dragon lady fuming at you in the hall.
>"You talked to the wizard!?"
>"If you mean the drunk guy--"
>"You told him everything didn't you!"
>"Absolutely." you mutter, stepping past her, and into your own apartment.
>She follows you and rambles for a few minutes, but you tune her out to the sound of your favorite band.
>Best Buy had their CD on sale for $3.

Alright, I'm done for a bit. Have no idea how I'm doing here.

>>33139440
Not well at all. You're dipping back into tsundere faggotry

>>33139461
Shit.
Um. I really am just bad at her.

>>33139229
>>33139401
I do like the fact that MC does seem to be getting tired of her shit. However, your dragon lady isnt the best. She really shouldn't care about MC that much. Shes a prideful dragon. She doesn't care about lower beings, she is just paranoid that he is constantly plotting against her.

>>33139490
Yeah, I'll definitely work on that,
I wasn't trying to make it seem like she cared too much, guess I played the paranoid card too hard though.

Rolled 4

>>33139490
I think he did do a decent job portraying her paranoid side since he talked with the wizardhobo. Didn't really elaborate on it though.

>>33139461
Now where is the Tsundere in that story? Cause I ain't seeing it.

>>33139520
yea overall i liked it, i just feel that she came off a bit too motherly with the line " how can I trust you in a public place! I can't hear what you're saying or what you're doing there!"

>>33139524
I've got a bad habit of when I'm writing, trying to rush things, and thinking I said everything I want to, and in reality only having said half of it,

I rushed the hell out of the scenes because I thought they had to be short and fast

I'm sorry. The ambien kicked in, I need to sleep.

More tomorrow if there's still a thread, okay? Sorry again.

>>33139570
I have to sleep for now myself. If there's not a thread tomorrow, I'll try to make one sometime around Noon Central time.

I'm only going to be up another 20-30 minutes myself.

>>33139592
Cool. You wanna trade steam IDs or something and chat?

>>33139639
Sure. My Steam is DevinEngland, picture of Luigi punching a bullet bill

>Be painting wargame miniature, singular.
>You buy them one model at a time, paint them, name them, and label them accordingly.
>At the rate you're going, it'll be the real 41st millennium before you can compete in the fictional 41st millennium.
>About to finish when your door is flung open.
>Oh, look, it's the dragon lady.
>"Aha! Working on an army of familiars, are you? The better to spy on me and report your findings!"
>"No."
>"Then explain"-she snatches a marine up in a flourish-"THIS?"
>"Please unhand Battle-Brother Andricus."
>Her expression reminds you of a terrier in a rabbit den. "You even name them! Why else would you-"
>No.
>No, you're not letting her get away with this again.
>God dammit your door doesn't even shut properly any more after all the times she's broken in.
>"If you don't release him," you say, "his fellow Battle-Brothers are well-placed to make off with your entire hoard."
>She goes whiter than mayo. "You're bluffing."
>"Okay," you admit.
>"Called it!" she cheers, smacking her marine-bearing fist into a palm. Cheer is promptly shanked in the kidneys by paranoia. "Wait, no, no, that's what you want me to think!"
>"Okay."
>"Call them off now, or"-she holds the miniature up-"I'll melt him into so much goop!"
>"Okay."
>"I'm going to go check now! If there are any of them still lurking in there, I'll find them! Because I'm a dragon!" She flees the apartment, marine in hand.
>You return to applying the finishing touches on your current marine.
>She comes barreling back in, and flings her stolen mini at your feet. "I get it now! This was all part of your plan so this one could get a look at my hoard! Too bad, 'cause he didn't!"
>She stomps back out, self-satisfied in seeing through your schemes.
>You inspect the fallen marine.
>She managed to scrape half his paint off in the half-minute he spent in her clutches.
>One of these days you're going to call the cops on her, swear to God.

>>33140062
I don't even like warhammer, but for some reason I feel familiarity from something like this. I like it, even though I don't think he's supposed to be a fa/tg/uy.

>>33140139
Sure he is, he's a self-insert.

>>33140393

please

she would have killed a fa/tg/uy by now

>Taking a shower, work called you in early.
>You still have enough time to keep your Shampoo log. Control side has light flaking, test side dandruff free.
>Many shampoo bottles are missing from your shelf, this experiment may need to be put on hold.
>Rinse and begin toweling off when you hear the front door crash open.
>Again.
"You were in my horde weren't you! I knew it! You've been wanting in it sinc-"
>There is no door to your bathroom, having long ago been cannibalized for parts in an attempt to repair your front door.
>The wash cloth, your last remaining towel, is proving insufficient coverage of your nether region.
>She stutters, her accusations loosing coherence as she attempts to backpedal out of the room.
>Her cheeks red and her scales appearing, she steps on a errant bar of soap.
>You fly to her aid, catching her before she can fall.
>Your naked body presses tightly to her now draconian frame.
>Blush still visible under the scales she whispers.
>"Anon, I-"
>"Yes."
>"...Yes?"
>"Yes. Yes I've been wanting into your 'Horde'."
>Your hips press to emphasize the word.
>"Oh Anon, oh how I've wanted to-"
>She leans closer, eyes closed.
>You glance up.
>The sad mime stares at you both, shaking his head in disapproval.
>Looking down her scales have turned to lego blocks.
>"Yeah, that'll happen if you don't use the boot polish."
>The hobo on your toilet nods in your direction before chugging down the bottle of Listerine in his hands.
>6 AM
>Phone screaming in your ear.
>You now question the wisdom of consuming those expired ketchup packets you stole from the break room.
>Make a note to use employee discount to buy a new radio alarm clock, possibly with a dock to charge your phone.

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>>33140833
>Anon, I

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>>33140833
oh fuck my sides. At first i was kinda disappointed that this had finally devolved into fap fuel, but then you pulled a fast one on me. 10/10 would read again

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>>33140833
I actually laughed. Good job.

>>33140062

>>33140062

I liked that she threatened to melt the model. Good to see racial abilities being used.

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>>33140833
Anon is most definitely a paladin.

Can anyone screen cap the post-cap additions?

>>33140062

>please unhand battle-brother andricus

fucking lost it

>>33140062

battle-brother Andricus should be a new character. he just sits there being a massive source of grief and fear for the dragon lady.

>>33142693
>a wh40k figurine
>massive source of grief and fear

Not big on 40k, but I love this idea.
Make it happen.

>>33142703

>saturday afternoon
>for some reason you're watching some home improvement show
>eating bread
>toaster is missing
>suddenly a crash from across the hall
>you almost instinctively put the bread down, move away from anything fragile, and wait in the middle of the room facing the door, holding a cushion for protection.
>dragon lady bursts through your door and storms into your apartment
>one hand is concealed behind her back
>you hate being right
>"so is THIS your latest plot to steal my horde? send your minions to infiltrate my home and sabotage my defenses from within!?"
>"what?"
>she thrusts her arm towards you, revealing what she had been holding behind her back
>your miniature, battle-brother Andricus, sits between her forefinger and thumb
>he had been missing from your room for a couple of days now
>you had wrapped him up in a tea towel until you had gotten round to repainting him, but at some point the tea towel had disappeared
>i guess that solves that mystery
>"don't play dumb with me! I am a dragon! i can see through your feeble human deceptions! i found this familiar of yours in my lair, and all i need is a confession, and i'll finally have proof that you want my horde!"
>"okay. may i have him back now?"
>she closes her fist around him and recoils her arm
>"hahaha! oh no you don't! i'm going to find out what this little creature knows. so far, he's remained silent. but i will get it out of him!"
>she sweeps out of your room, slamming the door behind her
>the home improvement show is over
>your bread has fallen under the sofa somehow
>your toaster is still gone
>you're probably not seeing that miniature again

that was harder than i thought

>>33142934
That's good but there's no grief. At least not from the dragon lady.

>>33143826

i had intended the grief to come when she attempts to question the miniature. it just sits there silently as she tries everything to get it to talk, and she becomes more and more desperate.

i darno man, i'm just playing around with it.

>>33139229
>>33139401
I like

>>33143963
Well it's not a wacky dragon neighbor story unless the MC dude is in it,maybe have the miniature appear in his appartment when he's not looking? The dragon lady might have snuck in and put it there to accuse him of something or it might have gotten there some other way, he never sees it arriving or leaving and she is firmly of the belief that it's his familiar.

Hey /tg/, I'm just gonna post one if that's okay. I've never really posted on here so I'm not really sure how this is gonna turn out, but here goes:

>One day near summer
>You are cooking some soup for yourself
>Just need to add the meat to be finished
>Hear a knock at the door
>Knocking gets louder
>Dragon lady is learning to not kick the door down since the incident
>Need to cook the meat anyway, so leaving the soup for now
>Open the door
>”Anon, I have a problem.”
>She certainly does, but she probably isn’t here for mental guidance
>Dragon lady lets herself in, looking less preened than usual
>”See, it’s nearly summer so my sca- I mean, my skin is going to be getting itchy soon.”
>”Okay”
>”What I need is something to scratch with. You have something like that around, don’t you?”
>”I guess”
>You start looking around for a backscratcher
>”Yes, my skin itches because summer is hot and it makes me itchy. Because I am human, you see.”
>”Sure”
>Find a backscratcher
>Dragon lady thieves it from you
>”Yes, this will do.”
>You know you’ll never see it again. Good thing it was on special for only a few dollars.
>Dragon lady leaves, using the scratcher on her back, leaving a sprinkling of dragon scales in her wake.
>You return to making soup
>The meat you were going to use has disappeared
>You look at the scales on the floor
>You sigh and begin picking up the scales off the floor
>You bite into one as a test
>”Not much flavour, but it’ll do.”
>You return to the kitchen to finish your soup

Well? How was it?

Dammit, I'd give contributing a shot, but I won't be able to until like 8-9 hours from now. Keep it alive until then, eh anons?

>>33144195
eating dragon dandruff is kinda wierd

>>33144270
You do what you can when you're being robbed daily.

>>33144195
Towels and bottles and such is fine but YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS MEAT! He should be a little angry or at least annoyed at that. But it's good.

>>33144300
heh
she took his man meat

>>33144300
>stops taking OCD meds
>starts calculating and noting down everything that's been stolen up to now
>face shows the first signs of strong emotion that the dragon neighbor has ever seen
>indignation and rage

>>33135807
Only read the comic for a little while after hoping she'd come back

>>33143963
Next time he gets into her lair, Brother Andricus should be seen in a corner, trapped in a hamster cage or something.

Also, since we have a knight, thief and wizard, we should have some kind of bard too. Some crazy guy thats in love with dragon lady, not knowing she is a dragon and completely oblivious to any signs thereof. Appearing randomly at night and loudly singing terrible off-key songs to win her heart.

This'll be the last one before I head off to bed.

>Nearing winter
>You are disassembling a heater to examine its inner workings
>Boss asked you to fix it, as you have extensive electronics experience and have been enlisted as a repairman for returns
>Familiar knock at the door
>You try to ignore the knocking, trying to remain focussed on the task at hand
>After finishing repairs to the heater you answer the door
>”Hello neighbour! I was just here, doing neighbourly things...”
>Dragon lady enters your house, to examine her new toy
>”What’s that thing?”
>She wants to know about the heater
>You explain that it’s a heater, designed to heat things, like rooms
>Dragon lady doesn’t understand
>”I keep my room warm by myself. It isn’t that hard.”
>”Is that so.”
>”Yup. I can light my own fires...”
>You wait for the punch line
>”Because I’m a dr- I mean, I know how to use a... fire... lighter.”
>”Not because you’re a dragon then.”
>”Ye- no. I’m not. You almost got me with that one.”
>You ask if there was anything she needs
>She tosses an unfinished miniature to you
>”Keep your spies to yourself. I have nothing to hide, but being watched day and night isn’t something I enjoy.”
>The Battle-Brother seems no worse for wear
>She leaves your house, closing the door behind her
>You turn around to see the heater that took you a good hour to take apart and put back together properly has vanished
>You sigh and remove your phone from your pocket to call work
>You explain that the heater is unable to be fixed, as some key components are missing. You then ask if you could keep it for future repairs.
>”Yeah sure”
>A single tear rolls down your cheek as you hang up

>>33145266
So the dragon woman just gone full klepto now? Man,this one just made me genuinely feel bad for MC

>>33145871
only a matter of time before she steals him too outright.

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>>33140062
>Cheer is promptly shanked in the kidneys by paranoia

Pfffffft

>>33145871
Paranoid klepto dragon woman is definitely better than tsundere waifu dragon woman.

>>33145906
>One day He is sitting in an empty apartment
>She comes by like she normally does
>Standard "I'm not a dragon" back and forth
>He waits for her to leave while she just looks confused
>She starts dashing around the apartment as if looking for something in those empty, empty rooms
>He just stares at her
>She freezes, eyes wide in front of him
>He worries she's having a panic attack
>She grabs him, dashes back to her apartment and tosses him onto one of the piles of junk
>He sits there confused as she curls up in another pile and goes to sleep
>He starts getting as much of the junk working as possible
>A few days latter he has a decent, if cluttered new apartment
>Dragon lady for the most part ignores him, your hoard can't steal your hoard right?
>Goes on with his NEET life ignoring his new roommate
The end

>>33146057
true

>>33146078
I refuse to pay attention to end threads

>Been enough time for a summer and winter to pass.
>Dragon lady has gone full klepto,
>Have replaced many a vital object, still many missing.
>Eating ramen without a fork.
>Or bowl
>Have learned the crunchy noodle block isn't too insufferable
>Need to buy more dishware soon.
>Head to work anyway
>Hobo stops you
>His weird hat is missing, and a pigeon is sitting atop his head.
>"Hey buddy, it's been a year, you got any change this time?"
>You do
>You tell him you do not.
>He shakes his head, and pulls a dollar out of his beard.
>"Well here, you never know when you're gonna need some spare change"
>Hobro is pretty cool,
>Watch as he goes back into trash can fort.
>Gonna have to check that out some day.
>HEad off to Best buy
>Continue trying to sell games to children and really bad cameras to old people

>>33147185
That was more of a what's going to happen when you run out of stuff than an end, I just put the end there to keep someone from turning "you are now living with her" to "you are now fucking her" no matter how poorly it fits the story you know someone on /tg/ would do that I would not be opposed to it though, but I'm not going to be the guy who ruins everything

>>33147251
We have plenty of explicit dragon fucking stories anyway. We can let one storyline get away cleanly, methinks.

>>33147251
As long as I stay in this thread, I refuse to allow it to turn like that for now.

Course, this is also my first time on /tg/ so I don't know how likely it is to turn into that.

I'm actually potentially planning for it to be around for a little while, without it turning into living with dargon

>>33147312
>Course, this is also my first time on /tg/ so I don't know how likely it is to turn into that.
Let me put it this way, there is a reason that since we got a mod almost every single dragon thread has ended with him deleting it.
/tg/ has a huge xenophilia streak and man, oh, man do we love our dragon titties

>>33147390
Well shit.
Uh, I mean, I'm not OP, but I'll do what I can for it to *not* turn into that.

>>33146078
>your hoard can't steal your hoard

I lol'd

>>33147282
>We have plenty of explicit dragon fucking stories
Oh, do we?

>Valisk's Precious Jewel (DragonxPrincess, rape): http://pastebin.com/6Kqc6SEQ

>Jarun's Apprentice: (Copper DragonxMage, vanilla):http://pastebin.com/XtAY4CR1

>Jarun's Maiden (HumanxDragon, vanilla): http://pastebin.com/i4kxF6pZ

>Jarun's Acquisition (HumanxDragon, public sex): http://pastebin.com/Fqcy4gud

>Lythra's Surprise (Black DragonxTrap, oral:male, transvestism): http://pastebin.com/ifXxP9EL

>Lythra's Pleasure (TrapxDragon, oral:female, vaginal): http://pastebin.com/NCBLbaKx

>A Scarlet Tale (KnightxDragon, vaginal): http://pastebin.com/rPyy9Pj4

>For The Weak (Beginner's entry): http://pastebin.com/J6tYnkaq

>Dragon and Mage (Mask's entry): http://pastebin.com/18V9HYLY

>Dragon Girl Challenge (FUBOT's entry): http://pastebin.com/6hv5SADK

>Taking the D(ragon) (Script): (f/m, dragon x girl, rape(ish)): http://pastebin.com/5YGUSmfE
>Voiced version (by Stellar Nightingale): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NtsLSVmeZ0

>Dragongirl Romance: http://pastebin.com/pNaG83eL

>Untitled (DryadxTiefling, DryadxDragon): http://pastebin.com/vxpk4W2u

>I Hate Dragons (Fantasy, Humanxdragons, blowjob): http://pastebin.com/r0dpuAK1

>Tallana x Zharriev (ElfxDragon): http://pastebin.com/syw2yFGK

>Untitled (Male HumanxFemale Dragon, romantic, missionary, kissing, cumming inside): http://pastebin.com/VbvPTwwX

>>33147443
It hasn't drifted that way yet and this thread has about 24 or so posts before it hits the bump limit so don't worry but just a note for the future, if someone is about to start posting dragon pictures it's about to go down hill real fast

>>33147443
>>33147514
Looks like I spoke too soon

Also, >>33147509 I know what I'm reading tonight

>>33147527
I'm not going there. I already don't trust my writing skills enough I sure as shit am not going to try literotica.

Especially on something that's just going to get deleted almost instantly.

>>33147582
Just keep writing what you want, even if they say nothing people enjoy it.
The mod usually deletes the offensive posts for a bit before resorting to deleting the thread and everything's archived on archive foolz anyway

Mc decides to mess with Dragon Lady

Makes his own hoard

>>33147312
>Course, this is also my first time on /tg/
We can tell

>>33123780
thats good...

>Filling in cracks in the wall, from where your door has been kicked in.
>Think it's odd that your neighbor hasn't been by today.
>Sit down to write for a bit after pondering this.
>Knock on her door with a letter in hand.
>She answers,
>"Hello neighbor!"
>You hand her the letter.
>"Read it."
>She blinks for a moment before speaking.
>"I've always wanted poetry written about me, but what does door - $80? mean?"
>"Its a bill."
>"Aha! You are after my hoard!"
>"I just want a new door. You broke it."
>She narrows her eyes at you.
>"Humans pay each other back when they break things. You are human right?"
>"No! I mean yes! Fine..."
>You go to work without incident.
>You get home, there's a pile of about 800 glass bottles of various colors and shapes.
>You blame yourself.

We're almost at bump limit, can anyone either update the screencap, or make a new one of the ones that have been added?

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>>33148690
>there's a pile of about 800 glass bottles of various colors and shapes.

>>33148690
He could always turn them in at the recycling center. They still pay for glass bottles, right? About a nickel each?