>>33193421

>Mystery Box

What's in the box, what's in the boooooxx?

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>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO

>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO
I know it won't happen, but I desperately want it to.

>>33193421
>>DATE A KUBO

>>33193421
>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

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>>33193421

>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

The box, the box!

>>33193421
[]DATE A FULL MYSTERY BOX OF KUBOBUTCHER

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

>>33193421
>mystery box
You glorious bastard
Also, called it!

>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO
Though the mystery box calls to me, this seems more interesting.

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>>33193421
>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
It could be anything! Even FULL KUBO!

>>33193421
Is...is it back? Please tell me it is. Tell me this isn't just a one shot!

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
You never pass up the mystery box

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>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO
I still have BQ fan art stored around awaiting for the quest's proper return!

>>33193421
>>DATE A KUBO

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
inb4 HQRverse

>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO
Cosgrove, I'm rescinding the suggestion I gave you about going full anime.

I bet he didn't even bother coming up with notes for anything but the Mystery Box.

...No point, really.

>>33193421
Sorta sad we're doing a reboot. I mean, we ended the previous one by breaking up with (one of) our girlfriends. Not the best note to end on

>>33193613
>I bet he didn't even bother coming up with notes for anything but the Mystery Box.
>...No point, really.


Ah, but I did.

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>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
Can we beat our old "how fast can Ichigo get himself dead" record?

LETS FIND OUT

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
The box! The box!

>>33193621
And we of course appreciate that.

Gonna blast Hazel Fernandez off my phone as I leave these fireworks

>>33193626
Let's try for death on the first roll!

>>33193603
If it is, then things are about to get quite bad for Ichigo.

>>33193421
Is KUBObutcher Urobutchi? If so, []KUBObutcher

>>33193626
Previous record is 7 story posts and 2 hours 29 minutes. But I think we can do it.

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

>>33193626
Maybe we're playing the pilot chapter of Bleach via Mystery Box, from Dead Orihime's perspective?

>>33193421
>>DATE A KUBO
...oh my.

>>33193621
>Ah, but I did.
Oh fug. What if "DATE A KUBO" has everyone be aggressive Himes? And I mean EVERYONE.

>>33193421
DATE A KUBO?
How could I NOT?

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

THE BOX. IT CALLS FOR ME.

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

>NOT PICKING THE FUCKING BOX

This isn't picking for what happening, this is picking the difficulty.

And it always full kubo.

So... What's Kubo?

>>33193421
>DATE A KUBO

>Bleach Quest may be back
I... who... what... WHAT?! YES! YESYESYESYESSSSSS!

First Sacred Jewel Quest interludes and plots
Not Bleach Quest
Then Gunpla

BEST FUCKING DAY OF THE YEAR!

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

Date a kubo is like date a live. Data a Live is shit.

>>33193720
The Heart.

>>33193421
>FULL KUBO

Lets ride Cosgrove... Great to have you back!

>>33193665
>Ichigo Kurosaki was just your average shounen protagonist, when suddenly he was genre-shifted into an harem anime!
>But things get complicated when it turns out all the women are sexually aggressive, and now poor Ichigo doesn't stand a GHOST of a chance!
>This summer, /tg/ stars in: DATE A KUBO
>Directed by Michael Bay

>>33193421
>>DATE A KUBO
>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

Either of these is fine with me. Good to see you up and about Cos.

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>>DATE A KUBO

>this shit being back
>mfw

>>33193421
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

OPEN THE BOX

>>33193762
Well, given the potential harem shenanigans that were already happening...

>>33193720
Author of Bleach. A kubo is a unit of plot measurement, but the plot is made of happenings, random asspulls, and suffering for spice.

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>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO

YES. YES. YES.

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>WRITING

Wow, we might hit the post limit before the first update.

>>33193799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ55SY0yx0o

>>33193789
Speaking of, I'd like to preemptively put my vote forward for no IC waifufaggotry of any kind, just a dense Shounen protag being oblivious to the affections of women while awesome things happen and Ghost Aizen can't be assed to tell us why he's in our fucking head.

>>33193853
>>33193853
You dumb ass. It not a reboot...right?

Right?

>>33193571
Where's that "i make /a/ choke on my dick like whores" interview screencap when you need it?

>>33193853
Given that I don't think any of us want this gift to devolve into shit posting a truce for the night is probably agreeable.

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>>33193720

>>33193888
Yeah. No waifu wars for today.

sharping sword for the next time

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>>33193873

It's called Bleach Quest Redux and we're being prompted to choose our difficulty setting at the start of the thread. What do you think it is?

Fun fact: The Syn-kai-mone (space between living and spirit world) has a lot of twists and turns and can dump you out in the past or future if not used right or perhaps alternate time lines

I'm gunna miss you Hime. And Zangetsu... but not you ice shota...
See you on the other side Gin and Yoruichi; you'll always be pranking arrancars in some other reality.

Now... now we hit that reset button and go in balls deep.

Gentlemen... ready yourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

>>33193853
We could just play Ichigo as thinking he doesn't need/doesn't deserve to be loved as part of his tough guy my mom is dead and it's my fault coping mechanism.

(Watch us playing with Misaki alive)

>>33193943
Misaki alive Isshin dead universe. Daddy issues go?

>the KUBObutcher

>>33193972
Too late. It all mystery box now bitch.

Welcome to the Full Kubo experince. I hope the sword incident never ever happens ever again.

>>33193943
>>33193853
But things where pretty fun when we weren't a standard shonen protag. All the twists and turns and fucked up pissing on canon was what mad the original an absolute blast. We threw continuity out the window in under 4 QM posts and it was fantastic.

Waifu wars will always happen, as will bitchfits; but cosgrove has grown thicker skin since then... and Kubo has added more and more godtier girls.

Besides most people seemed to be fine with Cosgroves Orihime.

>>33193953
>Full mystery box
>Play as Aizen

>>33193953
"Dad was overbearing. He was always about family time and being in love with mom even though they weren't newlyweds. He was a doctor, and he helped people, I remember helping in the clinic when I was little when we still lived there. Back then, I though he was so annoying, but then...after he was gone...I hates the silence,"

>>33194003
Cosgroves, no our Orihime makes canon Orihime look like the cardboard cut-out she truly is.

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“Today’s just like tomorrow, which is like yesterday. An unchanging tedium of monotony. Tch, yeah, right.”

Your voice sarcastically sounds out as you head on your way to your destination. Arriving, you see several punks skateboarding around carelessly and hear the sound of glass being crushed, alongside a whimper to your side.

Glancing down, you see the bloody girl has run up to you, her head’s wound constantly leaking blood as she worriedly glances between you and where the punks are, a chain and plug over her chest.

>Name: Kurosaki Ichigo
>Age: 15 Years old
>Hair Color: Orange

>Aggressive Violence
>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate
>Scare them off

>>33194007
Nice

>>33194040
>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence

Look at this girl. Look at these punks. Punch them out.

>>33194040
>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate
Blindside them when it becomes obvious they won't.

We should totally go a somewhat brutal/practical Ichigo this time.

>>33194040
>The full KUROSAKI treatment.

>>33194040
>>Aggressive Violence
Ah yes the Skateboard... our old nemesis...

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>>33194040
>>Aggressive Violence
Violence solves literally any problem.

>>33194040
>>Scare them off

>>33194040
>Negotiation tactics
They don.'to know they're waking the dead, and if we need to we can make the girl visible.

>>33194040

>Scare them off

I can think of nothing scarier than Carrottop.

>>33194040
>>Scare them off
Hehehehe

>>33194040
>Aggressive negotiations

>>33194040
>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

I'd like to avoid dying in 5 minutes like the start of last quest.

>>33194040
>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

Let's spin it the other direction this time around.

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence

Negotiation tactics will not work. These are street punks that beat Ichigo to fucking death.

Scare tactics will not work because they outnumber us.

only path is violence.

I hope to fucking god wrenloft isn't here.

So, the quest that got me into /tg/ and questing, half a year after it's last post, is (sorta) back. Holy Shit.


>>33194040
>Negotiations

>>33194040
>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

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>>33194094
Aggressive negotiations?

>>33194040
>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violent Punching

>>33194040
No tactics, just talking. Peace modo berry!

>>33194134
Negotiations... with a light shade (of) hair.

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence
Let's go Mortal Combat

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>>33193421
>>33193421
>>33193421
OH MY \FUCKING GOD IT SENDHGOKVJRDOGHBVPRDN


ITS BVA KKK

>>33194040
[]Die by accident.

but, really: []Aggressive Violence

>>33194040
>>Aggressive Violence
Here we go.

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence


What fucking idiot. Peace means nothign in bleach. There only bloodshed and battle. Get used to it. Peace modo means bitch modo.

It Orihime modo.

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence

>>33194040
>Aggressive Violence
Fucking skateboard punks

>alright, so I'm gonna 1d100, first three rolls, DC50.

Rolled 5

>>33194210
Rolling to die!

Rolled 73

>>33194210

>>33194040
>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate

Let's not go down the same route we always do..

>>33194040
>>Aggressive Violence
The fun begins.

Rolled 21

>>33194210

Rolled 84

>>33194210
Haha, time to die again!

Rolled 28

>>33194210

Rolled 91

>>33194210
New dice too?

Rolled 25

>>33194210
wuddafuk are these dice

Rolled 56

>>33194210

Rolled 37

>>33194210
FULL KUBO

>>33194210
>>33194220
>>33194221
>>33194226
THANK FUCKING GOD.

>>33194210
High or low?

>>33194220
Some things never change...

>>33194234
Whoops I used 1d50 because I misread DC50

>>33194220
Well you would have made it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
And their dumb dog.

>>33194221
Yaay, success!

Rolled 54

>>33194220

And so it begins.

>>33194210
>d100s
>RIP muh Crit Master

>>33194243
It's cosgrove. It has to be high.

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And so it begins again in earnest...
Glad to have it back even if it ends up only being for a night.

Happy 4th Cosgrove
Happy 4th /tg/
Happy 4th Kubo

>>33194277
>Happy 4th Kubo
There are four of him?!

>>33194277
>>Happy 4th Kubo
yfw Aizen was really just Ghost!George Washington fighting the tyranny of the Soul King the entire time.

>>33194277
>>33194277
I'm so fucking happy you dont even know man I love you and your quest i love cossggorve i love this i love everything right now im fucking crying

>73, 21, 5
>Minimal Success

Slamming your foot into the closest one’s face, you send him reeling as you stare darkly at them. “Get out of here. All of you.”

One of them freaks out as he stares down at his friend, downed by your foot. “What the?! You suddenly appear and kick Yama-bro out and tell us to get outta here?! You want to die?!”

You glare at him as he moves to punch you as you knock him back, too, as the other punks freak out. “What?! Toshi-bro too? That mindless, irrational violence… Man, we need to get out of here!”

“Yeah, that might be THAT guy!”

The start inching away.

>Let them run
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
>Meh, beat them up. Let the gods sort them out after.

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

>>33194387
>>Let them run

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

No reason we can't educate the masses while we beat them.

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It's alive and its back

Words can't describe my happiness

>>33194387
>>Let them run

Rolled 17

>>33194387
>Teach them
Damn phone posting.

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

>>33194387
>>Meh, beat them up. Let the gods sort them out after.

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

>>33194387
>Let them run.

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

Notlivingyourlifecorrectly.jpg

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
Repent ye sacks of shit.

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
Ground pound those assholes.

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

Teacher Ichigo gonna give you a life lesson punk.

GTO for life.

>>33194387
>Yama-bro
>Toshi-bro
...if there are punks called Shun-bro and Jushi-bro, then that is an improbable and worrying coincidence.
Though it would explain why we got our ass beat last time.
>>Let them run

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

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>bleach quest is back

>writing

roll me 1d100, best of 3. DC40

Rolled 65

>>33194560

>>33193597
Why did you have to remind me of my waifu?
Goddamit
>You will never have Tasuki
Why even Exist?

Rolled 98

>>33194560

>>33194387
>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses

Spiritual awareness is something something...


>>33194344
shh shhh and I love you too... butterfly kisses anon...

Rolled 70

>>33194560

>>33193895
Please tell me there's more.

Rolled 4

>>33194560

Rolled 100

>>33194560

>>33194387
>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
Ass kicking! For justice!

>>33194578
Based anon!

>>33194595
Too slow...

>>33194387
Fuck yeah its Bleach Quest! Wooooo!

>Let em run stupid no good for society punks!

mfw I wish I could run a quest thread and knew how the hell to write one well

>>33194595
>>33194578
The dice gods hunger for asskicking.

Rolled 16

>>33194560

Holy shit it's back.
Guess I'm making an eBook of this one too once we have a few more threads.

Can't wait for Halibel-chan.

>>33194578
Hell yes Anon. We gonna beat some knowledge into these shits.

>>33194647
Link to Ebook?

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>>33194614
Just run it, prepare for your plot to get derailed, and have fun. Make it a learning experience and you'll do fine. FIgure out your hook and let it ride.

>>33194570
>>33194578
>>33194583
HAHAHAHA TIME FOR BLOODSHED

>>33194595
A shame that.

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Well now isn't this a treat. I knew I had a good feeling about you...
It's been a while, so do please try and pay attention:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
>bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
>http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
>http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
(It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.)

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
>http://bleachd20.wikidot.com


That's all for now, but I'll be keeping an eye on you... bye bye.

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Orihime better be awesome again

>>33194697
Thank you Captain Gin-senpai!

>>33194675
Here, I keep all the eBooks I make in a pastebin. The original Bleach Quest is near the bottom. http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>33194669
Soul eating death monster with visible bone girls is best girls.

>>33194697
and welcome back to you too, Cap'n

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>>33194697
Gin Senpai is here!!!

>>33194700
Honestly, as based as Orihime was last time I wanna see Rukia. Didn't get to have much fun with her last time.

>>33194697
Dude, I missed you so much.

Today is the best day. First this girl with awesome hips helps my Gran and I with the shopping bags, a fic I like updated, and now fucking Bleach Quest is happening.

thanks obama

>>33194700
This is Cosgrove. Orihime will will be awesome. And badass.

>>33194697
Like clockwork...
Feels good man.

>>33194700
>>33194791
>>33194769
But Muh Tatsuki?

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It's Shiniquincyhollowgami time fuck yeah!

>>33194791
Orehime is shit

>>33194820
SHE IS SHIT.

She got an combative ability and she did nothing. Orihime did more than her.

Maybe if the quest went longer, she might have been a top tier fighter.

Likely not. She shat her pants.

>>33194820
Screen time is always an issue with such large casts...

>>33194833
confirmed for not following Bleach Quest

>>33194749
>Implying he ever left

>>33194842
Orihime was a few pushed buttons short of unlocking a berserker mode and pulling some Dio level bullshit. You could just feel it.

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>>33194833

Why would you say this?

>>33194833
Cannon Orihime? Agreed. Cosgrove's last version? Badass.

>>33194851
Honestly a problem, especially with Cosgrove writing shitty characters well.

*shrug* I just feel like we were robbed of the awesomeness that is Rukia last time, even if we got based Orihime as compensation. Might be fun to explore elsewhere.

>>33194842
Fighting ability literally had nothing to do with my unconditional love and want for her

>>33194697
GIN-SAN!
GIN-SAN!
/a/ brings new teaching material!:
bleach- repo .tk/ index.php

>>33194907
Yeah, we need to go off the rails in a completely different direction.

>>33194907
We also got rather based Keigo (pre-time travel Aizen) and Hinamori.

>>33194971
And that's not even going into Ghost Mexico and our time with the based arrancar friends we made.

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>65,98,70
>Non critical maximum success

“Would you two SHUT UP?!”

Applying more sensible violence, you restrain them and point over to the corner, where a, several times broken, glass and flower lay on their side. “So, Question ONE! What could that be?!”

You grab one by the scalp and shake him. “…an offering to the kid that died here recently?”

Dropping him, you meet his decent with the raining of your knee, as you hear him cry out in pain. “Good answer!” So…”

Letting him drop, you look at the last one, who seems terrified. “Why is it in ruins?”

They seem to be regrouping, terrifying of you. “…b-b-because we broke it on out skateboards?”

“I see.” Your voice is cold and curt.

“Then…”

>Name: Kurosaki Ichigo
>Age: 15 Years old
>Hair Color: Orange
>Eye color brown
>Special Ability: The ability to see Ghosts

Pulling on something you can’t quite describe, you point to your side. “Then shouldn’t you apologize to her?!” You angrily point at the ghost girl who appears before them momentarily. After they freak out and apologize, one running and getting a new offering at honestly astounding speeds, you’ve eventually left alone with the girl.

“They probably won’t come around here anymore. Sorry about that.”

The girl shakes her head happily. “No, I hired you to chase them away, so it’s the least I can do to help. Um..”

>Occupation: High School Student and…

You look at the shrine, repaired. “Well then, its time for you to pay my licensing fee.”

Bowing, she smiles at you as you flip a coin towards her, etched with a skull on it as it sparks with eldritch energy when she grabs it. “Remember, its gonna be a bit rough there.”

The girl starts to vanish. “Thank you, mister!”

And then she was gone, onto ‘Heaven.’ Picking up the glowing blue coin that remained, you head on your way, slightly relieved that the girl had moved on.

>…and Ghost Detective.

>1/2

>>33194964
Why not go off the rails in all of the directions?

>>33195009
Now, what to do for the evening…

>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
>[ ]Keep out and about for the evening, wandering aimlessly
>[ ]Look for new clients.

>>33195009
WAIT WHAT?

>>33194998
Needed more of that.
Shybel, The Boss, the little Arrancar who could and Iron Dog were the best.

>>33195034
>[x]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

>>33195034
>>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

>>33195009
We Urameshi now?

>>33195034
>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
HAHA TIME FOR URAHARA.

>>33195034
Ooooh shit we're already off the rails here!

>Head to Hat and Clogs might have a few new contracts for us

>>33195034
>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

>>33195034
>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

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>>33195034
>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
(Ghost detective... this will be interesting seeing as how /tg/ is amazingly dense)


>>33194971
and the best bro of all

>>33194998
shame we never got to see our mom as #1

>>33195009
Duh fuck.

Look for new clients.

Whatever, roll with it. WHORE OUR SELVES OUT

>>33195034
>[x]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

>>33195034
>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s

FUCKING YUYU HAKUSHO AND BLEACH?

IT ALL OVER.

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>>33195041
>talk about wanting to go off the rails
>express incredulity when the GM is the one who goes off the rails
Is this not what you said you wanted?
Is this not to your liking?

>>33195034
>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
Hey Urahara, what's happening?

>>33195012
We must become a Power Ranger.

And we're already a ghost detective.

>>33195034
>>[ ]Look for new clients.
Gho... huh.

so Fullbringer route?

>>33195082
Yeah, but i never thought it was an actual cross over.

I guess i just read yu yuhakusho.

>…and Ghost Detective.
Wow. Now I got the Yu Yu Hakusho OP playing in my heads. Thanks(?) Cos.

>>33195034
>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
Are we paying ghost debts or something?
ISSHIIIIIINNN!

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>>33195034
>Look for new clients

>>33195076
Kubos gunna be pissed
first draft of bleach was denied since it was too much like yuyu

>>33195034

Oh boy.

>[x] Look for new clients.

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>>33195034
>>[ ]Look for new clients.
Noir?

>>33195034
>[X] Look for new clients.

Gotta pay the rent some how we too noir to live at home.

>>33195107
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehmPOkrtRc

>>33195068
Oh yeah, people thought Masaki was Primera for some reason.
Why was that, again?

>>33195112
Hahaha, is that true?

>>33195009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ3khsva6E8

IT BEGINS.

>>33195112
You know what, at this point I bet they'd let him reboot the entire world and run with his original premise once he's fully wrapped the current iteration of Bleach. True he's probably ready to do something else, but then again it's basically printing money.

>>33195134
>>33195133
Come on guys; we got thrown that plot thread by the fisher, Aizen had a grudge against us, AND we stole his original prospect for #1 AND we encountered a hollow made weapon with Quincy attributes. There's no way it wouldn't have panned out like that.

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>>33195130
>>33195129
I hope so.

>>33195134
Rukia was originally tiny and Orihime was supposed to die but stick around as a member of the supporting cast as a ghost.

>writing

>>33195220
Would have been interesting to see. I do also remember Cos confirming out of story that Fisher had not been lying.

>>33195076
Wait, does that make Orihime or Chad our Kuwabara?

>>33195210
>it's basically printing money.
Actually Bleach hasn't been a money printer for a couple years now. Unless it got popular again when I wasn't looking.

>>33195129
>>33195227
>Urahara and Yoruichi married
>Yoruichi sent off to investigate something
>She's a turn coat
>She and Gin are seen together soul stealing
>/You take a long drag on your candy cigarette and pour yourself another apple juice... bitter... something stinks in this town and it an't Chads Win Loss ratio this time.../

>>33195237
Rukia's still tiny. Makes a lot of sense for Orihime though.

>>33195310
It was her father's ghost not her brothers that had attacked her. And he successfully killed her by knocking her down the stairs of the cemetary

>>33195220
Fisher was fishing, Aizen was controlled/influenced by Hogey Q from the future which had a legitimate reason to be angry at us and the weapon was actually made by Urahara.

>>33195237
>>33195310
>>33195335
Don't forget the IchiHime shiptease

>>33195110
>I beat people by freezing to death

>>33195227
>>33195130
>>33195129
If we go the detective route (basically a hard line for the substitute arc... except I guess we just use Urahara-spirit-tech I'll be bummed on missing all the great fights and craziness, but it's a Cosgrove quest so he's got something cooking that'll blow us all away no matter what. Just hope it's tonally different than PPQ in the long run though.

>>33195286
Hmm, I figured with merchandising it was still fairly profitable, but honestly I haven't paid much attention in a long while. Good to know though.

Say, since you seem to be more clued in than I am, any idea what Shonen Jump's cut off point for sales of an established series is? As in, what's the minimum trade Kubo'd have to be doing to avoid cancellation?

>>33195393
Its on its final arc so I doubt they'll cancel it unless it goes to utter shit sales-wise

Well, still plenty of time in the evening. Might as well look for a new client God only knows Mr. Hat-and-Clogs will be on your ass if you only come back with one of these. But then again, it isn’t like you can really do anything without him. He’s the one that makes those coins that pass on ghosts. Well, most of them anyway.

Buying a newspaper, you look for the obituaries and look them up on your phone as you go from one name to another, wasting time to see if any of them left behind a ghost with any requests. Unfortunately, as you head back in the late evening, there didn’t seem to be any ghosts but there was a bad presence in the area since you’ve got back.

Well, it still isn’t late enough yet. People might still be up at your house...

>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs
>Waste time in the park
>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195393
It's still profitable, just not anywhere near what it was at t's peak.

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>>33195347
>>33195310
Tinier

>>33195409
>Waste time in the park

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling
I smell a chance to meet Midget Botan.

>>33195409
>>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs

Might as well.

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195409
>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs

>>33195409
>Waste time in the park

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195409
>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs

>>33195409
>Last minute patrolling

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling.
Who knows, we might get lucky.

>>33195414
Eh, clearly she would have gotten better.

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling
Not sure why we don't want anyone awake when we get home, but whatever.

>>33195409
>Waste time in the park.

>>33195347
Isn't that, you know, canon?

>>33195414
That's pretty tiny.

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>>33195409
>Waste time in the park

>mfw finally on time to post in a Cosgrove Quest after having read all the others

>>33195468
>Isn't that, you know, canon?
Don't tell /a/ that

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195409
>>Waste time in the park

>>33195409
>but there was a bad presence in the area since you’ve got back.
uhoh.

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195468
>>33195495
Is Kubo wasn't a huge fucking faggot and an awful writer he would have Ichigo pair up with Halibel or Nel

But unfortunately he is both of those things and will never change.

>>33195409
>>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs
Might as well.

>>33195468
>>Isn't that, you know, canon?
Shhhh.
Yes yes, my IchiRuki is showing.

>Do some last minute patrolling

>>33195537
Did Ichigo ever interact with Halibel?

I could see Nel, but frankly she's in the same sphere as Yoruichi as far as romance is concerned. Orihime was basically it, given that Rukia was bro-tier.

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>>33195468
>Isn't that, you know, canon?
On Orihime's side yes, but Ichigo has worked SO HARD to friendzone Orihime that he completely failed to respond to her pressing against him while wearing -this-.

>>33195482
Welcome aboard anon.

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>>33195409
>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs

Bleach Quest is Back.
And I managed to catch before it was over.
I- I... The English Language does not have words to express the sheer magnitude of the hype I am experiencing.

I know what you're thinking, Hollow. You're thinking "did he flip six coins or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a spiritual coin change dispenser, developed by the most powerful Shinigami on earth, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

>writing

>>33195582
>Did Ichigo ever interact with Halibel?
No, but it suffering how best girl she is.

>>33195587
Is Orihime giving a blowjob and handjob to a pair of invisible ghosts there? What could possibly possess her to make such a pose.

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>>33195587
I want Kubo to do a fashion manga next.

>>33195409
>Do some last minute patrolling
Let's do this

>>33195636
Practicing her Jolyne Kujo?

>>33195587
>Canon Ichigo confirmed Asexual creature

In other news Kubo still can't into romance

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>>33195591
Thanks! I'm super-hyped.

>>33195636
Welcome to the questions we were all asking on Wednesday.

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>>33193421
Wait Cossy you almost died? What in the actual fuck?

>>33195637
You mean Bleach Isn't a Fashion manga already?
Every time Kubo introduces new Antagonists or Power-ups is an excuse to design new and impossibly stylish outfits

>>33195692
No? He's responded to Yoruichi, Rukia, and I'm pretty sure Neliel, it seems more deliberate on his part with Orhime.

>>33195636
Meanwhile Chad is being based in the background

>>33195717
AC-Guy's been mentoring him or something I guess.

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>>33195717
Kubo set out to assassinate Cos because he knew too much.

>>33195724
Imagine bleach fights; but they are runway fashion shows instead.
"That's quite a stylish jacket."
"Thank y-"
"Of course you realize this is a summer collection."
/gasp/
"N-no way!"
"Why are you looking that way... when I'm behind you."
"MY JACKET!"
"This was never truly your jacket."

Fug. I don't think I can handle the nostalgia.

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>>33195703
I was busy laughing my ass off at

"You talking shit bout my mohawk"

>>33195830
There's no way Bazz and Renji aren't reaming up after this
With Grimjoww making it a trio

>>33195782
I absolutely believe this.

>>33195830
Goddamn that's amusing. Now I'd be willing to blitz through everything I've missed it even averaged out to be this entertaining.

>>33195858

That would be fun, seeing the three of them hanging out and arguing about shit, trying to drag Ichigo into the argument when he wants no part of it.

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>>33195830
Renji what the fuck are you doing, never insult a man's hair. Even if it's true that mohawks are shit.

>>33195858
>reaming up
Oh my.

>>33195830
I like how the manga stream translations do nothing but add a lot of nonsensical cursing and other shit that makes it look like a 13 year old wrote it.
It's almost like an abridged version of the series.

Also this weeks chapter was god-tier. A true return to form, but how long can Kubo keep it up?

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You’ll do some last minute patrolling, you suppose. Not really much more to do. Careful to keep a safe distance from your house, you patrol, wandering around the area, keeping an eye open.

Pff, what horseshit. Patrolling. Look at yourself, using such a noble term for what you’re really doing. You’re-

“-saki-kun! Hey, Kurosaki-kun! Wait uuuuuuuup!”

Pausing, you glance back as you see a man running up, his words finally getting through your inner monologue. Scratching the back of your head, you watch the man bend over and catch his breath. Eventually, he straightens up and straightens himself out, trying to look composed.

“Hey there, Kurosaki-kun. Out for a late walk?”

You look at the man carefully, watching him closely, grabbing him by the chin and listening to his breathing as he starts to freak out before letting him go with a sigh and light glare. “You know, I heard you, you could have taken your time. You know you shouldn’t be exerting yourself with your health, Inoue-san. I have half a mind to drag you home and tell your sister-”

He freeezes and pales, dropping to his knees and grabbing at your pantleg, weeping in terror. “Noooooo! Don’t tell her. She’ll make me call off from work and she’ll take time off to keep an eye on me, and then she’ll miss school-”

“Alright, so long as you understand.”

Walking with the man, you keep an eye out for spirits. “So, have there been any complications?”

Inoue shakes his head. “Nah, I‘ve been good about keeping to your father’s orders most of the time. Ever since the accident it’s always been a bit delicate, and I hate worrying Orihime. By the way, isn’t it a bit late for you to be out?”

Glancing at him, your words are a bit more biting than you intend. “Isn’t it a bit late for /you/?”

>1/2

>>33195758
Thays fucking terrifying A-C guy is THE curse

>>33195875
>>33195875
That was a return to form after long boring frequently interrupted fights.You might have an easier time looking through the "How Real can Shit get" the arc meme

>>33195875
The next page mohawk guy is all "Looks like I was wrong about you. I thought you must have been a cool guy because you have awesome eyebrows, but it looks like you're just an asshole".

>>33195905
Seeing the man looking a bit torn up, you groan and rub at your eyes.

“Sorry, Inoue-san.”

He shakes his head, but the rest of the walk is much more subdued. Walking him to the door, he opens it up and calls out a ‘I’m home’ before turning to you. “We’re about to have dinner, would you like to join us?”

You feel your stomach rumble a bit, but you're a bit uncertain if it's alright to be intruding. He is just getting home from work, but at the same time you've not known him to say something only out of obligation.

>Nah, I’m good.
>Accept

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>>33195830
It got better

>>33195928
>Nah, I’m good.

>>33195905
>monologue
Oh shit.

>>33195905
HOLY FUCK HE'S ALIVE

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>>33195928
>>Accept
Can't turn down a free meal on a detective's salary.

>>33195928
>Nah, I’m good.

>>33195928
>Nah, I’m good.

I'm worried guys, is there no delicious Yuzu-cooked meal waiting for us at home?

>>33195928
>Accept

Let us see how our former alternate reality waifu is doing.

Also holy shit everything feels different and weird and I kind of like it

>>33195928
>Accept
Let's go check if Orihime is still a shit with her brother being a love

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>>33195928
>Accept


So I just was informed this is a thing.

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>>33195289
>Candy Cigarette
>Apple Juice
What is this, a detective agency run by kids?
.....Fucking hell, now I wanna go watch me some Fillmore.

>>33195928
>>Nah, I’m good.
...
>The brother lives
Oh lawd the rails were dust before we started.

>>33195928
hmmmmm,
>Nah I'm good

Guys, EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS WRONG

unless the 'Ghost Detective' thing was something Urahara cooked up to keep tabs on young Ichigo?

>>33195928
>>Accept

Yuzu will have a fit if I come home this late and i haven't eaten at all.

>Nah, I’m good.

He's alive.

....probably not gonna change much.

>>33195928
>Accept

Hey, free food. I can't imagine Ghost Detective is a high-paying job. Not in human money at least.

>>33195928
>Accept

TIME TO SEE WHERE HIME GOT IT FROM!

>>33195928
>Politely decline.

>>33195954
... and we already know hat and clogs
and exercise spirits

is it possible to go off the rails if you never started on them?
I'm half expecting Aizen and Gin to be our nextdoor neighbors.

>>33195928
>>Accept
Eh, fuck it.

>>33195909
>>33195923
>>33195932
Damn if it ain't tempting.

>>33195928
>>Accept

>>33195928
>Nah, I'm good

Yuzu would be pissed.

>Nah, I’m good.

I half expect Masaki to still be alive and Isshin to be dead.

>>33195928
>Nah, I’m good.

What time is it right now?

>>33195986
>>I'm half expecting Aizen and Gin to be our nextdoor neighbors.

And suddenly Bleach was a sitcom.