She asked for it, so I'm gonna dump ALL my personal drama on her. Minus the magic power stuff, of course.

"Actually..." I say, "...do you remember how Mina and Theresa had that huge fight last year?"
"Yeah," Allison nods. "And then you got dragged into it and stopped talking to Theresa up until like yesterday?"

It makes me feel really guilty when she puts it like that.

"Yes, that," I sigh. "Well, umm... I found out the reason -why- they were fighting."
"Oh?" Allison replies. "What, did they get into some huge nerdfight? Like Theresa claimed that magical girls were better than robots or something?"
"No," I shake my head.

And then I take a deeeeeeep breath.

"Mina and Theresa were going out," I say. "Like, serious girlfriends in love stuff."
"What!?" Allison drops her spatula on the floor. "Those two were seriously IN LESBIANS with each other!?"

>[1/?]

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>>33200722
>IN LESBIANS

>>33200722
>"Mina and Theresa were going out," I say. "Like, serious girlfriends in love stuff."
>"What!?" Allison drops her spatula on the floor. "Those two were seriously IN LESBIANS with each other!?"
I love this quest so much.

>>33200722
>Like Theresa claimed that magical girls were better than robots or something?"
Dat callback...

>>33200722
Allison you silly.
Lesbian isn't verb!

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>>33200722
>Like Theresa claimed that magical girls were better than robots or something?"
They are.

>>33200747
What's that a callback to? I've forgotten.

>>33200749

Not with that attitude.

Also, she didn't use it as a verb.

>>33200722
>"What!?" Allison drops her spatula on the floor. "Those two were seriously IN LESBIANS with each other!?"
Yes, Allison, yes they were.
Seriously.

>>33200760
A joke someone made in one of the early threads.

Incoming "no shit she hit on you, in that dress"

>>33200722

"Yeah, I know right?"

Twist: It was encountering a time-travelling CC in her dress that turned them.

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>>33200722

That's... definitely an interesting way to put it.

"Yeah," I say. "They were a couple."
"H... how far did they end up going before they broke up?" Allison asks, now looking me right in the eyes.
"I have no idea," I roll my eyes, "and I don't WANT to know."
"Aww..."

C'mon, I'm trying to be serious here!

"Suddenly I'm not surprised that you all ended up friends," Allison says as she picks up her spatula and washes it off in the sink. "Birds of a feather and all that..."
"Shut uuuuuuup," I groan.
"Pardon, ma belle Cecile," she replies, bowing. "S'il vous plait, continuez."
"Whatever," I sigh. "So they got into a huge fight and that's why they haven't been talking all this time."
"Okay."
"But now I'm trying to mend things because... reasons."
"You trying to play cupid?"
"No!" I throw a napkin at her. "Even if I -was- stupid like that, they both say that it's never gonna happen. And Theresa was hitting on me pretty much the entire time I was at her house yesterday!"
"Oh ho?"

Hey, quit smiling at me like that. It's creepy as hell.

>[2/?]

>>33200823
yes, obviously

because of the experience they are also both into the paranormal today

CC is a lesbian in denial and the one person who make her the most uncomfortable is the one who's not attracted to her.

That's quite the situation.

>>33200873
not necessarily

she might be in denial too

it even seems likely with the way she acts at times

>>33200844
>"S'il vous plait, continuez."
Jeez, she used the correct formal conjugation and everything. I thought she was supposed to be a bimbo.

>>33200873
Because she's the one that keeps forcing the whole lesbian thing with CC.

>>33200889
pls don't force incest into this
pls

>>33200844
CC Stop resisting your sexuality and create your harem of magical girls!

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The best ship is friendship.

>>33200873
...Different kind of uncomfortable, Anon.

I hope. *shudder*

>>33200889
Allison is fully aware of and comfortable with her heterosexuality, thanks. We should all be as comfortable as Allison.

>>33200921
No, fuck you.
We're going to /u/ all over one of these girls dammit.

>>33200921
And that is why we're shipping CC with her friends.

BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP

>>33200942
don't be so judgmental, anon

>>33200943

/u/ is shit, anon.

Friendship is the only way.

>>33200921
I want CC to friendship with Irene despite being Gauthier's pawn so badly.

>>33200948
Friends don't let friends ship friends.

>>33200961
What if they're friends with benefits?

>>33200948

But they're all her friends.

>>33200961

But do ships let ships ship ships?

>>33200956
Where do you think you are?

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>[3/3]

"So she's set her sights on YOU now..." Allison laughs her creepy old man laugh. "Then again, you were over her house yesterday wearing that FUCKING ADORABLE dress, right?"
"Yeah," I nod.
"Then you brought it upon yourself, dumbass!" she smacks me on the back of head.
"C'mon," I groan. "I'm not telling you this crap for fun, you know."
"Alright, alright," Allison sighs. "So what, you don't like her hitting on you? But it can't be because you wanna stay faithful to this Charlotte girl since you INSIST she isn't your girlfriend..."
"Because she ISN'T."
"And you sure as hell aren't straight," she says, crossing her arms.

Again with this crap...

"Oh, do you like Mina instead?" Allison asks. "I'm asking you seriously here."


>I don't know, maybe I kind of like [person]
>I don't know WHO I like, okay!?

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

>>33200983
I like Theresa.

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

Let's all just stop lying to ourselves.

I'm a Delicious Chocolate kinda guy, but even I can see the writing on the wall at this point.

>>33200983
Only one I actually trust is Theresa.

>>33200983
If we confess our love for anyone, it will be Charlotte.

But before we do that
>FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME A LESBIAN.

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

>>33201003
Bullshit. Don't bring trust into it. We trust Mina too.

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte, but I barely know her and I don't know if she's... I mean, what are the odds?
>and I don't know if I like Theresa, but I don't want to hurt Mina - I think she's not over her

>>33200971
don't be ridiculous. Ships can't ship ships.

>>33200983
>>I don't know WHO I like, okay!?

>>33200983
>>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Theresa.

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte
Search inside your heart, you know it to be true.

>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like charlotte

>>33200983
I'M NOT A LESBIAN

>But maybe I kind of like Charlotte

BUT I'M NOT A LESBIAN

WAIT

SHIT

>>33201003

Trust her to fuck up, you mean.

>>33201008
Yeah but Mina made it clear she wasn't intrested.

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>>33201006

This.

>>33200983
>>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Theresa

>>33200983

>>33201006
this

first yell "NOT A LESBIAN!"

then admit that maybe we kind of like charlotte

>>33200983
Theresa.

>>33200983
>I don't know WHO I like, okay!?

I feel like at this point we're still reconciling the whole 'being a lesbian' thing. We're still visibly upset when people joke about it, after all.

>>33201031
I think that was just because she had just finished sobbing a few minutes ago. She is supposedly an option.

That nobody wants, but still an option.

>>33200983
Theresa, though you should spaghetti it.

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>>33200983
>I don't know, maybe I kind of like Charlotte

>>33201011
>Pic Related

>>33200983
Theresa.

How final is this vote anyway?

>>33201054
I think that feelings chat with Theresa helped her get past that, and this chat too. We'll feelingschat as many times as it takes.

>>33201078
i doubt its final at all

>>33200983
Theresa is best girl.

>>33201065
Just like in my kancolle.

>>33201065
>ShippedShipsShippingShips
More like a shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

>>33201026
Pretty much how I feel about Theresa. Even after finding out about the critical flaw in her invisibility, she still insists on being a Kaitou. Sooner or later she's going to get her ass burned.

>>33200983
Operation Hajidere is a go. That means Theresa You didn't think I'd miss a thread did you?

>>33201078
It's not final.


>writing

>>33201104
its pretty normal for a 16 year old who just got superpowers though, you shouldn't hate her for it

>>33201104
And you don't find that adorable?

>>33201065
I suppose that's one way for a ship to get shipped.

but how many ships could a shipping ship ship if a shipping ship could ship ships?

Ship doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

>>33201104
To be fair, she could totally be a kaitou.

If she was smart enough to get a fucking team. Begging Cecile until she joins up does not count.

>>33201128
why doesn't it count? who else does she know she could ask?

>>33201110
Just be careful.

http://yanderedev.wordpress.com/

>>33201127

I feel like I'm on Reddit, but here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation

Why do so many people seem to like that complete spaz Theresa better, when we've near-unanimously been going out of our way to hit as many flags with Charlotte as possible??

>>33201080
I'd say it's helping us get past it, but I wouldn't say we're there yet. I think the big thing is that we're trying to consider this seriously as a major life decision, but since everyone we try to talk to about it keeps poking fun about it, it prevents us from actually believing our own feelings.

When we spend an extended period of time with any girl, we always go home to our sister who starts teasing us about our girlfriend. Subsequent embarrassment results in us denying it, which makes us more confused about our own feelings on the matter.

>>33201135
Irene and Charlotte are both options. She'd have to stop being paranoid about the book and actually meet them.

>>33200762
Verbs are a social construct.

>>33201140
if you can feel like you're on reddit, then the reddit is in you

>>33201120
Never said I hated her, I just know that she's going to get caught at some point and end up in deep shit, because that's how stories like this go.

>>33201148
I haven't the slightest, I think it's just because we actually talked to her for the first time in ages yesterday.

>>33201148

Probably because she's expressed overt interest and has the nerdy appeal.

>>33201150
no they're not, they're spooky mystery people she doesn't know personally

taking people like that into a position of trust would be way more retarded

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>>33201148
Don't bully Theresa. She's cute and fun. Perfect friend material.

>>33201159
and after she hopefully gets saved she'll be more careful, which will let her incredilby useful power become useful for real

>>33201166
That is why she meets them. Seriously, two newbies trying to play kaitou is beyond retarded no matter how you look at it.

We'll probably be able to convince her to join up with whoever we join up with eventually.

>>33201185
>That is why she meets them.
she doesn't have any reason to trust them, therefore she doesn't have any reason to meet them

>>33201201
We trust them. She trusts us. That's enough.

>>33201185

Blame Spidey. Dude's taught generations of kids that if you don't start using your powers for a borderline suicidal campaign against crime terrible things will happen to you.

>>33201213
>We trust them.
do we really? and furthermore, how would she know it if we did?

>That's enough.
sure, if you wanna get yourself killed

>>33201148
I only voted for Charlotte early on because we hadn't gotten to know how good Theresa is.

Why the hell does she keep pressing this stupid lesbian thing!? So what if I kind of like Charlotte, that doesn't mean-

oh god damn it

"Ugh..." I bury my face in my hands.
"What's wrong?" Allison asks.
"I think that maybe I kind of might like Charlotte..." I mumble.
"Ha!" Allison claps her hands. "I knew it!"

dammit dammit dammit

"So what's the plan?" Allison asks. "Are you gonna keep on taking it slow, or maybe you'll formally ask her out..."
"I don't know, dammit," I mumble. "It's just a crush or whatever, that's it. Okay?"
"Fair enough," she shrugs. "I guess that's smart, recognizing it as simple attraction. You don't want to mess things up by forcing yourself into a relationship if it's not gonna work..."
"Why the hell don't YOU follow that advice, then?"
"Because I am not like you," she says, spinning back around to the stove. "For one, I happen to like pe-"

I want to punch her. I want to punch her so hard.

>[1/?]

I want to watch anime with Charlotte, Theresa, and Mina. That is my shit not hitting the fan dream.

>>33201284
Good advice-giver, terrible role model.

>>33201284
But penises are icky!

>>33201310
I disagree. We should aspire to be more like the Allison.
Except the straight thing. That's gross.

>>33201319
And maybe not the whole "slut" thing either.
We need to be pure for our /u/boats.

>>33201313
She didn't necessarily say penis! Maybe she was going to say "I happen to like people with whom I can see a sustainable relationship."

>>33201319
>>33201310
yeah, she seems to be doing pretty well for herself and enjoying life and all that

the only negative opinions we get in-story about her are more like sibling biases

>>33201339
>Maybe she was going to say "I happen to like people with whom I can see a sustainable relationship."
>from Allison
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33201284
>nb4 burnt pancakes.

>>33201362
Allison's got those pancakes on LOCK, man. She's the pancake master.

>>33201284
Holy fuck Cecile get laid and get over it already.

>>33201336
All /u/ love is pure, even slutty /u/.

>>33201373
Never. Archelon's protagonists are pure.

>>33201381
>rape victim
>pure

>>33201381
...Pretty sure that's not the case for Chinhold.

>>33201400
He isn't fucking in-story ever. Close enough.

>>33201284

"Soooo, what's so special that makes you like this Charlotte girl?" Allison asks. "Is it because she's pretty?"
"I dunno, maybe?" I mumble.
"Or maybe she smells good? Or perhaps she's super nice?"

It's all of that, you dumbass.

"C'mon, I'm trying to figure out your type here!" Allison says, pouting.
"My 'type' is none of your business," I reply.
"Yeah, yeah..." Allison says as she flips a pancake. "Just make sure you're able to separate the 'I find this to be hot' feeling from the 'I am totally going to try and hit that' urge, okay?"
"What?"
"I like guys who are all sexy and muscly, but it's not like I'm gonna walk into Gold's Gym and let all the guys in there just run a train on me, you know?"
"EW!"

What the HELL, Allison!?


>[2/?]

>>33201436
Pay attention CC, she's warning you to get ontop of your sense so you don't slut out!

>>33201436
What is even the advice here?

>>33201458
CC is friendsexual. She'll be fine.

>>33201463
I don't think there is any. I think she is trying to tell us about her secret gangbang fantasy.

>>33201463
Don't try to fuck everyone you find hot. Pretty staightforward.

>>33201463

Sometimes you can be attracted to someone and not cave in because it would be the wrong thing to do.

>>33201463
Don't be a slut.

That's the advice.

From ALLISON.

>>33201499
ill remind you that it's CC's opinion that allison is a slut

sibling rivalry and family ties in general can cloud that kind of thing

>>33201436

"Baaaasically," Allison says, spinning a spatula around her fingers, "what I'm saying is that there's nothing wrong with having a crush on someone as long as you're able to separate that from your actual actions."
"Okay?"
"Just because you think that this Charlotte girl is hot, that doesn't mean that you need to GO FOR IT, okay? Maybe Theresa's a better match for you, or it could be someone else entirely. Understand?"
"Sure," I sigh.
"Great!" she claps her hands. "Now the food's done so let's eat up!"

And so, I have the most awkward breakfast that I have ever had in my life. I'm sure Allison's used to this, but I sure as hell am not.

>[3/?]

>>33201514
Whats the bet that she isn't actually a slut and just gets dumped by a lot of guys because they just want a bang, yet she tries to remain positive about the whole thing?

>>33201521
>or it could be someone else entirely.

Hopefully this won't be no late option like Rana or Karel.

>>33201537
This quest doesn't have late options. All girls come early!

Which means we won't be meeting Miss Gauthier, and that's a shame. I bet she's adorable.

>>33201537

Arch said all the waifus were already introduced, I think.

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>>33201526
Poor Alli.

>>33201553
>>33201550
When?

And even so, Miss Gauthier counts as "introduced" even if we haven't met her in person.

Still, Charlotte is our one and only waifu.

>>33201569
*Theresa
Fixed.
:^)

>>33201569
>When?
I dunno, probably the ask.fm? He thought introducing some options late was a mistake of PGQ.

It's true. Karel had no chance.

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>>33201521
>[4/4]

Once I finish eating, I run upstairs to get my school stuff ready and then run outside before Allison can attack my ears with any more of her sex stories. And as I'm locking the door behind me...

"Hm?" I turn around and notice... is that Mina? Why's she sitting on my front steps?
"Oh, hey," Mina says, waving at me as she stands up.
"...hey?" I stare at her. "Uh, did you ring the doorbell or something and we just didn't hear it, or..."
"No, it's not that," she shakes her head. "I just wanted to walk to school with you, that's all."
"Oh," I nod. "Okay, sounds good."


>talk to Mina about a thing as we go?

>>33201597
yeah, do that

also, theres no synapse i see

>>33201597
Should we broach the subject of Theresa?

>>33201597

Should we tell her about Theresa?

>>33201597
Ask how she's holding up after the attack

>>33201597
>>talk to Mina about a thing as we go?
Tell her about our new watchbird atleast. She should be in the know about it.

And maybe ask her about choosing a side? Cuz, IC we are kinda freaking out right now.

>>33201597
WAIT, we forgot something.

We should grab a piece of bread for Loki. Crows love bread.

>>33201597
just ask her what's up

she obviously has something on her mind

>>33201634
>>33201654
These.

If she's planning to burn the book, we'd appreciate photographic evidence.

>>33201597
Tell her about our inadvertent use of Divine Buster to ventilate our window.

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>>33201634
>>33201663
>>33201654


These sound good to me.

I'd say the second post leads more into Theresa and Mina reconciling a bit. Then again, who knows how that'll end.

>>33201597
Tell her about the dream

>no gf
>no superpowers

Mina will jeelous

>>33201719
She could go and read the mindrape book any time she wants.

>writing

>>33201730
she's scared like a sane person

>>33201597
No synapse, she's not powered.
We're being trailed by Loki so no book talk.

We should probably tell Mina we're friendly with Charlotte and being trailed by a pet crow that can spy on us.

>>33201597
Discuss the dream, being followed by Loki, that Theresa got super stealth, and kinda wants reconciliation.

>>33201785
>Loki, that Theresa got super stealth
DO YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS

>>33201793
Fuck I'm dumb

>>33201785
>kinda wants reconciliation
We already discussed that some last time we talked to Mina.

>>33201793
If the goal is to scare her off, mission accomplished.

That's a perfectly fine goal by the way. She doesn't need to be mixed up in this shit and should give the book to CC.

>>33201813
You do not see the problem with this.
Loki communicates what he hears with Charlotte.
We don't want her knowing about Theresa and her powers yet.
Talking about Theresa's powers, therefore, is a REALLY BAD IDEA.

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It's been a while since the last time we actually walked to school together... this is kind of nice.

"Hey, Mina?" I turn to her.
"Yeah?" Mina replies.
"Is something bothering you?"
"Huh?"
"Well clearly there was a reason why you came to my house and all... and you don't really look all that well right now."
"Oh," she sighs. "Yeah, well I haven't been getting much sleep lately. After that crazy guy tried to kill us on Saturday, I've pretty much been holed up in my room... to be honest, it took a lot for me to actually leave the house at all today."

Oh.

Oh wow.

I mean, it's not that I don't understand how she feels or anything, it's actually the exact opposite. But still, she's my best friend and I didn't even consider how she felt after all that crazy stuff and now I just feel like a total jerk.


>[1/?]

>>33201829
eh

it's not really that bad of an idea really

it might make her suspicious about the book being here, but not in any definite way

>>33201829
Crows don't have great hearing. We should be safe to discuss whatever.

>>33201839
Does Mina require Hug?
Agoraphobia is a thing.

I'm surprised that, for all the creepy literature Mina's read, that an assault would faze her.

>>33201856
yeah, reeding books and stupid shit on the internet is totally the same thing as having a psycho threaten to kill you and your friend on the street

>>33201856
Reading it and living it are two very different things, Anon.

>>33201856
She almost died. Would have, if it wasn't for his range limit.

>>33201839
I'm sorry for not calling you. I figured you'd want me to cut off contact.

>>33201868
To be fair I've seen some hella fucked up shit on the internet yo.

>>33201871
Though you have a point. It doesn't affect everyone in the same way. Perhaps Mina is resistant to internet and weak to real life.

>>33201874
Almost dying is annoying. It really fucks with your plans and can ruin your whole day.

>>33201889
>To be fair I've seen some hella fucked up shit on the internet yo.
but have you almost died violently to have any kind of basis for comparison?

>>33201839
Wow, Mina's taking this really hard.
Whereas Theresa's all "OMG sugoi!!1!"
And CC's alternates between "Git 'er done!" and "I didn't ask for this..."

Poor Mina...

>>33201905
Can't really say violently, so no.

>>33201918
nothing bad has happened to theresa yet

>>33201922
things you see on your screen aren't something that affects you, they don't happen to you, the worst thing that could happen is getting disturbed for 15 minutes or maybe a bad dream

when actual bad shit happens to people they can end up in therapy for decades

>>33201948
Hey, don't >imply that. I was screwed up for 2 years by stuff I saw on the internet.

And no, it wasn't 4chan.

>>33201839
NO! This is unacceptable. How dare someone other than Cecile be the focus of the talk. Quick, show her the picture. Then tell her Theresa tried to get into your dress. Then tell her you got a crush on Charlotte.

>>33201959
story?

>>33201959
You sound like a bitch

>>33201962
Are you making fun of us? I don't get it.

>>33201839
>[2/2]

"Um..." I wrap an arm around Mina's shoulders, "...I'm sorry that you got caught up in this. If he hadn't sensed me, then you wouldn't have been attacked at all, and-"
"No," she shakes her head. "it's my fault. It's entirely MY fault, and I feel fucking awful about it but I can't even talk to anyone other than you and that just makes me feel even guiltier."

Well crap. Maybe if I called her earlier, she'd have had a chance to vent about this instead of bottling it all up until right now.

"Sorry," I say, "did your parents say anything about you staying in your room?"
"No," Mina replies. "Marcus noticed that I'm spooked about -something- and he managed to convince Andy to drive me home from school until I'm feeling better since he can't do it himself, but I didn't tell him about what it was that spooked me for obvious reasons."
"Oh," I nod.


>well I guess it's safer riding home
>do you want me to ride home with you?

>>33201963
I think not. 4chan may not be the cause but there's a 95% chance you'd empathise with the attackers. It's what 4chan does.

>>33201971
Told ya.

>>33201963

He saw someone put ketchup on a steak.

>>33201976
>do you want me to ride home with you?

>>33201976
>do you want me to ride home with you?

Of course.

>>33201978
Holy fuck you ARE a bitch.

What happened? Auntie touched you weird?

>>33201959
i saw a cow get slaughtered when i was like 3 years old

the blood literally splattered across my face

i was all like, whatever, so it's dead now, then i had tasty steak

i'd tell you you sound like a bitch, but i believe it's perfectly possible what you're saying is true and i don't want to devalue your feelings or anything here

>>33201976
>>do you want me to ride home with you?

Ugh. I don't want to, but Mina really needs a friend. We are telling Theresa to apologize to her if she's at school.

>>33201918
Am I the only one who played Deus Ex going " I totally asked for these bitching metal arms."

>>33201978
Well, you honestly do sound like whiny bitch.

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>>33201976
>>do you want me to ride home with you?

FRIENDSHIP

>>33201976
>do you want me to ride home with you?

also tell her it's not her fault, that's retarded

>>33202006
I did too. They were some pretty bitchin arms, I'd ask for them if given the chance.

>>33201978
>there's a 95% chance you'd empathise with the attackers
What, did someone call you mean names on the Internet?

Until you elaborate, I'm going to assume >>33201979 is right.

>>33201978
>Being this much of a bitch

>>33201998
I saw a guy blow his eyes out, but just figured "Eh it is what he wanted." but getting sexually abused during childhood made me OCD.

>>33201979
ive seen that on 4chan

>>33201976
>>well I guess it's safer riding home
If she feels guilty being around us we should give her a bit of space

>>33202022
I have a separate part of my bank account set aside, that I put 20% of my paycheck in for when high quality prosthetic come out, cause I figure the good ones will be expensive.

>>33202037
PTSD you probably mean?

yeah, that's understandable

but see, that was the point, it was an actual real experience that screwed you up, not just seeing or reading about something you're detached from as was the case with mina before she was attacked

>>33201976
>>do you want me to ride home with you?
YAY FRIENDS YAY

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>>33201979
>put ketchup on a steak.

Literally worst than robo-Hitler.

>>33201992
Good to know 4chan still gives no fucks.

>>33201998
I understand completely. Giving no fucks is the best option.

>>33202012
I probably am. It happens.

>>33202024
It has nothing to do with mean names or steak ketchup.

>>33201979
Shit I need a therapist.

>>33202063
i know right, fucking americans and your ketchup

here in europe we put mayonnaise on steak

>>33202047
We gave her space and she spent the entire fucking time working herself into a frenzy. Space time over. Friend time now.

>>33202060
Psychologist says it is OCD and Paranoia. I've seen PTSD and it is a bit different.

My room is a tottal mess don't believe the stereotypes.

>>33202047
>>33202073
yeah, she's obviously reaching out here and doesn't want to be alone

>>33202065
>It has nothing to do with mean names or steak ketchup.
Then odds are good you're not a bitch. Stop being mysterious and just tell us the story.

>>33202065
Could you stop talking about yourself in this thread please?

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>>33202072

>>33202085
I went to the store and got poptarts and milk.

>>33202065
This is fucking /tg/. It should be a bannable offence to tease at a story and not tell it here

>>33202102
What flavor poptarts and what % milk?

>>33202102
Was it strawberry?
Was it whole?

>writing

>>33202085
>Could you stop talking about yourself in this thread please?
Ok.

>>33202111
Butter flavor, and the milk was about 40% because it was actually just cream

>>33202133
Fuck you, body snatcher you aren't me!

I got skim milk and strawberry poptarts.

>>33202089
Mayo on steak is legit, it's just you gotta use actual food-mayo rather than cheap store bought sandwich-mayo like most people are familiar with.

>>33202072
you fucking monster
that is a crime against humanity.

Hey guys, I just had a great idea.

What if you trolled for Synapses... in a car?

>>33202153
why not just use a helicopter

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>>33202143
>skim milk

>>33202102
You sound like a whiny bitch.

>>33202155
Detection radius makes a sphere. Most people are not above ground level.

>>33202166
Conclusion: Living in a skyscraper is safer.

>>33202166
i think you are confusing a circle with a sphere here

if someone has a few miles detection radius a low flying helicopter would be more convenient than anything

>>33202156
Enjoy your diabetus juice.

>>33202149
You are an abomination committing crimes against nature.

>>33202174
>implying spheres don't have radiuses
What.

It makes zero sense for it to not be a sphere. Unless seeds really are aliens and they're detecting from spaaaaaaaaace.

>>33202192
it makes zero sense for a sphere to stop detecting people under the helicopter, if it's one of the larger detection radius ones

i get what you meant now, you probably meant i was thinking a cylinder, but i though YOU meant a circle, when we both tried to lead each other to a sphere

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>>33202149
I'm going to throw up now

>>33202200
Oh, I see.

I'm not sure if anyone other than maybe Massive range could pull that off. Isn't Charlotte's Long range described as half a mile somewhere? I guess that's something to do with Gardeners when you don't want to make new underlings with them.

"Do you want me to ride home with you?" I ask.
"Huh?" Mina turns to me. "You don't have to do that, I mean I'm sure you have other stuff to be doing..."
"No, it's fine," I shake my head. "You're my BFF, and part of that is being for you when you're feeling crappy."
"...thanks," Mina sighs. "That would be nice."

And now I have plans for after school. But I'd probably try to go home with her anyways, so that doesn't really count.

"So is there anything new in the scary psychic powers front?" Mina asks.
"I figure out how to change the color of light," I reply. "Pranked Theresa pretty good with it, too."
"Huh?"

Oh crap, she didn't know that I was-

"No, it's fine," Mina shakes her head. "I said that I was gonna try and be civil when it came to her, so that's what I'm doing."
"Okay," I sigh.

Then I explain all the stuff that Charlotte and Irene told me since the last time I saw her, along with the dress incident from yesterday. That last part seemed to cheer her up some, though she does seem kind of disappointed that she didn't get to see me in it herself.


>tell her about the nightmare
>don't tell her about the nightmare

>>33202227
>don't tell her about the nightmare
>tell her about blasting a hole in your window instead

When Arch gives you an option to not tell something, you don't tell it.

>>33202227
>>don't tell her about the nightmare
She can not help with it and there is no reason to spook her more.

>>33202227
>don't tell her about the nightmare
We can do it later

>>33202227
>don't tell her about the nightmare
It will only upset her

>>33202220
a helicopter can fly pretty low

>>33202227
no need to say anything about the nightmare now, since it was just a dream and it would be pretty unhelpful to her

ask her if she's been thinking about reading the book herself

>>33202227
>don't tell her about the nightmare
She's got enough worrying her without also feeling responsible for our bad dreams.

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>>33202227
>>don't tell her about the nightmare

All in due time.

>>33202227
>don't tell her about the nightmare

I think she's already reached the level of spooked where more spooking would fail to have any positive results.

>>33202227
>>don't tell her about the nightmare
Yeah don't make this about CC right now. Mina will feel even guiltier.

If she reads the book, I hope we're there for it. I want to see what it looks like from the outside.

And we can hide the book when she's done being incredibly creepy with it.

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Telling Mina "everything" would probably include that messed-up nightmare that I just had, but that would only serve to spook her even more than she already is. Not to mention that she'd probably start blaming herself for that, too.

No, I should do something else...

"What're you doing?" Mina says, looking at me as I reach in my pocket and pull out my phone.
"Just gonna show you something that'll cheer you up," I reply. "IF I can find it, anyways..."

Ah, there it is. The picture of me and Charlotte in matching dresses and dammit why is she so cute

Stupid Allison, it's like she opened the floodgates when she made me admit that.

Pushing my impure thoughts to the back of my mind, I show Mina the picture... and she starts smiling a big goofy smile.

"Wow, so you were wearing THIS!?" Mina laughs.
"What, I thought it was cute," I reply, pouting.
"I didn't mean that in a bad way, you're cute as hell," she shakes her head. "It's just... I wouldn't have expected YOU of all people to actually dress up like that."

Yeah, well neither did I.

>[1/?]

>>33202341
I like the other Fanceil more. Its ribbons are nicer without the Uiharu imitation.

>>33202341

We're kinda obligated to dress cute now that everyone know about it.

>>33202359
School doesn't. Weekends are fine. They are our time to cut loose.

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>>33202341
>opened the floodgates
Oh CC, the flood hasn't even begun...

>>33202359
Now entering: Magical Realm

>>33202370
We've been in the magical realm from the moment psychic lesbians entered the picture. And it is good.

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>>33202341
>[2/2]

The rest of the walk to school is spent with Mina fawning over how cute I am in the picture (not that I can blame her) and also going over last week's homework... luckily, we both finished it.

As we approach the building, I feel that familiar Synapse headache... I guess that means that Theresa's lurking somewhere around.

>head to homeroom
>go look for Theresa before classes start

>>33202390
>go look for Theresa before classes start
Because that Synapse isn't necessarily from Theresa.

>>33202390


>head to homeroom

>>33202390
go look for her

>>33202379

Then when did we enter the magical realm in PGQ?

>>33202390
>go look for Theresa before classes start

Just to say hi? I don't think we have anything to say to her besides the nightmare.

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>>33202341
Dear god, I know it's probably just coincidence but that outfit looks really familiar. Just swap out the light blue for dark blue/black and it's pretty much there.

>>33202390
>>head to homeroom
,,, wasn't Charlotte gonna try and meet up with us?

>>33202412
she was?

>>33202390
>Head to homeroom
I'm sure she'll be fine, if we start going full paranoid then it'll just start worrying Mina.

>>33202412
Loki was.

We probably just didn't see him.

>>33202341
Normal Cecile is much cuter.

>>33202390
Find Theresa.

>>33202390
>go look for Theresa before classes start
She never answerd us, did she?

>>33202390
>>head to homeroom

>>33202390
Should ask her if she has that costume.

>>33202416
not if she doesn't know the real reason for finding therese

>>33202390
>>go look for Theresa before classes start

>>33202390
>go look for Theresa before classes start

>>33202458
She did not.

inb4 she's absent and the synapse ping was from Mr Fedora, who is a teacher who just started working at our school.

>writing

>>33202403
>Just to say hi? I don't think we have anything to say to her besides the nightmare.
APOLOGIZE TO MINA is definitely a thing to say to her. If she thinks she can be our friend without at least that much, she's got another thing coming.

>>33202474
No it's Doritodude the new transfer student.

>>33202479

Blessed be the great night turtle.

>>33202490

Is he sitting third row next to the window?

>>33202486

I think any more pressure and she's gonna snap at us, but why not.

>>33202490
Or maybe the new transfer student wears pretty dresses? She did mention that she'd try to meet up with us.

>>33202499
>I think any more pressure and she's gonna snap at us, but why not.
What? We never told her to apologize. We extracted a promise to be civil from Mina and nothing on Theresa's front because she was too busy KAITOUing and hitting on us.

>>33202512
therefore we really shouldn't push the issue we know nothing about

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"I'll see you at homeroom," I say to Mina as we both enter the building.
"you're not coming too?" Mina asks.
"Nah, I need to find Theresa and ask her about something."
"...oh," she replies, looking a fair bit more dejected than before. "Well have fun with that."

As Mina walks off, I head to the locker area since that's where I've run into her last time... and there she is, putting her books away.

"Hey, Theresa!" I wave.
"Hm?" Theresa turns around... and then meets me with a beaming smile. "hi, Cecile! How's it been going?"
"Well enough, I guess," she replies.
"I tried calling you last night but you never picked up..."
"Oh," she laughs. "Well I was out last night testing... -you know-, but cellphones have a GPS and I'm not about to get got like that so I left it at home while I was out."
"...what," I stare at her. "You weren't doing more stupid rap, were you!? Because I saw a guy last night and I'm pretty sure he was in the Mafia and-"
"No," she shakes her head. "Just basic testing of my limits, that kind of thing. And I was wearing a balaclava so I wouldn't get found out even if my ability failed."

A bala... what?

"Anyways," Theresa continues, grabbing me by the hand, "I spotted a mugging in progress!"
"What!?" I gasp. "Did you call the cops?"
"Well I did afterwards," she replies. "But I needed to do something to stop it -as- it was happening, so I tazed the bastard right good!"
"...you what?"
"Walked right up to him as he was threatening this chick and tazed him! He went out like a light, and the lady stomped on his face a few times just for good measure before running off herself!"


>[1/?]

>>33202574
Praise the sun!


Seriously though ask her about the costume.

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>>33202574

Jesus Fucking Christ. Is there a neuralyzer somewhere for us to spare her all this trouble?

Maybe we'll develop this power.

>>33202574
God damn it, Theresa.

Seeing her so happy while Mina is so sad is pissing me off.

>>33202574
This girl will die first. It's like she thinks the death flags are the targets of a flag race she is in.

>>33202574
>You weren't doing more stupid rap,
were you?
This typo amuses me greatly. Please don't fix it.

>>33202599
She just saved a life, possibly lives given that the guy was probably a carrier criminal and not about to quit being bad after that, if he got away.

>>33202621
>Theresa staying up all night formulating her superhero theme song in the form of a rap
Glorious.

>>33202616

Then Mina will blame us and we get a new antagonist.

Light vs Darkness.

>>33202633
In 200 threads.

>>33202633
seeing how theresa was miserable for years because of mina and is now taking out all of that and doing superhero shit with it id say mina would sooner blame herself

>>33202625
It was a fucking mugging, not a rape or murder.

>>33202642
>years

>>33202642
First, it was one year.
Second, that was all Theresa's fault, Theresa agrees and refuses to take responsibility

>>33202643
>people don't die in muggings

>>33202649
wasnt it?

>>33202643
one can easily turn into the other, bro.

>>33202655
>Second, that was all Theresa's fault
bullshit
both of them are miserable, both of them have the ability to make things better, it was both of their fault like every single situation like that ever

one of them is taking it out on the other and the other hates herself

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"Oh my goooood..." I bury my face in my hands. "Theresa, what the hell!?"
"Hey, I was doing the right thing!" Theresa replies, crossing her arms over her chest. "And I was safe while doing it too!"
"Still, though..." I sigh, "you were going around and-" I stop myself. "Nevermind."

First she wants to become a kite-oh, and now she's playing Batman.

"At least one of us is having a good day," I mutter under my breath.
"Huh?" Theresa looks at me. "Did something happen?"
"Well I had a messed-up nightmare that resulted in me accidentally lasering a hole in my window, and I think Mina has PTSD or something on account of what happened to us last Saturday."
"...oh," her cheery expression quickly turns to a somber one. "Sorry, I didn't know-"
"No, it's not your fault," I sigh. "Just... apologize to her today, okay?"
"What!?"

Theresa staggers backwards until she ends up backing into her own locker.

"I- I mean I know that I said I would," Theresa stammers, "but today-"
"I mean it," I say. "She's feeling like crap and I'd like for at least one good thing to happen to her today."
"I dunno how it'll make her feel any better," she sighs, "but okay."

Great, now that's dealt with.

>[2/?]

>>33202683
>Great, now that's dealt with.
Hahahahahaha. Sure it is. You tell yourself that Cecile.

Something tells me Theresa's going to want to join the Tree of Life and drag us with her as soon as she hears about it...

>>33202716
Did we ever tell her Charlotte made the dress we were wearing?

>>33202716
yeah, if we're stupid and let her hear about it on her own instead of from us

does she know one of them tried to kill CC and mina?

>>33202728
Yes.

And >>33202734
Yes.

>>33202716
I wonder if she'd pass Gauthier's personality evaluation. You know, the one that determines whether people are safe to leave alone.

>>33202751
are you certain? i dont remember us telling anyone about him being from tree of life

>>33202764
We told Mina about it here.
>Then I explain all the stuff that Charlotte and Irene told me since the last time I saw her,

>>33202764
But he works with Irene so it follows naturally from there.

>>33202683

"One more thing before I head to class..." I say.
"What?" Theresa replies.
"You're not still planning on making a kite-oh costume and all that crap, are you?" I ask.
"As a matter of fact, yes," she says, proudly crossing her arms over her chest. "I bought some fabric last night and have been throwing around a few ideas..."
"Absolutely wonderful," I shake my head.

Why can't she just be normal?

"Why're you asking?" Theresa asks. "Are you reconsidering my offer to become my sexy assistant? Because I could totally make something for you too-"
"NO," I stop her from continuing. "It's just that in my nightmare, you showed up wearing a weird outfit..."

Jut in case that nightmare I had is a premonition of the future, I think I'll ask her about one of the specifics. And so, I pull out a notebook and do a crude sketch of what I can remember of what she was wearing in my dream.

"This," I hold up the notebook. "It was something like this."
"Uh..." Theresa takes the notebook from me and pores over it, "Oh wow!"
"Wha?"
"This!" she shouts. "This right here, it's perfect! The mask design and the suit-inspired theme keeps the image if a kaitou while also letting me conceal the fact that I'm a girl... and I'd been wanting to use a cape in the design but couldn't figure out how to incorporate it without it getting in the way, but a half-cape like this is EXACTLY what would work!"

Oh no, I just encouraged her.

"Cecile!" Theresa pulls me close and squeezes me as tightly as she can. "Thank you SO much, this is just perfect! I could kiss you!"
"Uh..."
"...-can- I kiss you?" she asks.
"No."

>[3/?]

one thing that bothers me about certain fictional worlds like this one is the thing that charlotte told us in one of the earlier threads, about how CC shouldn't tell people her branch because it tells them *everything* that person can do

um, no it doesnt

i mean, the way most powers seem to be, at least the offensive ones, it just seems like anyone with a simple handgun is way more dangerous... and that's just a handgun, not everything else in the world

>>33202767
need to tell theresa about it too, i dont know if there is enough time right now

>>33202776
way too flimsy to be sure she'd get it into her head from just that

>>33202751
We said we borrowed the dress from Charlotte. Not that she made it.

>>33202796
FUCKING SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECIES

>>33202796
QUICK, tell her that she DIED and got everyone else KILLED in the nightmare she's so infatuated with

that should sitract her

>>33202796
No no fuck no no fuck fuck no.

You lie Cecile. You lie your ass off right now and tell her your dream was prophetic and she can't use that costume design because she dies in it. That might not even be a lie, but we're not sure.

>>33202796
I think we just set a self-fulfilling prophecy in motion...

>>33202796
We've caused this. The future is inevitable.

>>33202796
Tell her about the rest of the dream. The likelihood of it happening later suddenly increased vastly. Stress the fact that Archibald managed to hurt her when she came to near to his prone body.

>>33202796
Theresa please. Please.

>>33202796
Is now a good time to mention that we had a prophetic dream in which she died, Mina died, Charlotte died and we died?

>>33202805
We'll have plenty of time to tell Theresa all the things after she apologizes and rides to Mina's house because nothing will go wrong. Nothing at all.

>>33202796
God damn it I want an interlewd of invisi-Theresa stripping, groping and masturbating CC in public. What have you done to me, Arch?

>>33202825
And the fact that our dream was somehow able to capture the image of a kaitou, without us having ever seen one before should be setting off some major alarm bells right about now.

>>33202876
>without us having ever seen one before
we've been spending time around people who are into that shit for years

>>33202864
The turtle knows no smut.

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>>33202864
Write it and make a pastebin out of it.

>>33202796
>drawing the thing and show it to her
>not asking her what kind of costume she wants to make to see if it matches with her outfit in the dream
wut? Cecile is getting dumber and dumber.

>>33202864
>theresa masturbates CC while invisible
>CC: Spontaneos orgasm! "What the fuck!?"

>>33202796
>[4/4]

Seeing that I just screwed up horribly, I take the time to explain EVERYTHING about my nightmare, including the fact that she got sliced up by Archibald's triangles and maybe died. That little revelation seems to calm her down some.

"...and for all I know, that stupid dream could have been prophetic or something," I say. "So please try not to-"
"Can your Branch even DO prophetic dreams?" Theresa asks. "Because I don't know if you should really be -quite- that paranoid about it-"
"I don't know," I shake my head. "But I definitely don't want it to be."


>talk to theresa about something else
>head up to homeroom

>>33202902
>CC suddenly notices her panties are stuffed into her mouth
>Awkwardly tries to take them out and put them back on without anyone noticing

>>33202864
Unfortunately arch does no smut. Hell, he doesn't even do chaste fade to blacks. Hell, actually it is like most his characters are about to blow up from raw sexual tension but also lack any sexual drive.

>>33202917
>"Can your Branch even DO prophetic dreams?"
tell her that we believe any branch can do them

>>33202917
>>head up to homeroom
We really shouldn't ignore the Mina too much more.

>>33202917
>>head up to homeroom
this is more than enough Theresa for now.

>>33202917
>head up to homeroom
Mina has been waiting long enough.

Warn her about apologies and tell her Theresa was STILL planning to drag her feet.

>>33202917
>head up to homeroom

>>33202934
>>33202933
>>33202932
>>33202930
>tfw everyone wants theresa to kill herself

>>33202917
>>head up to homeroom

I'm starting to think we should take Theresa's book away before she gets the idea to make her own superhero team with it.

>>33202917
>head up to homeroom
Yeah, this seems fine.

>>33202942
what, steal it? we don't even know where it is

>>33202927
Maybe we should call or text Charlotte about this?
I'm pretty sure she'd be able to tell us either way.